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Sly is so fucking ripped, dude.
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Jesus Christ, look at those veins.
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I do respect Arnie, but he's over-pumped.
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It's not sustainable.
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But Rambo's got working muscles.
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Muscles you get building monasteries
in Thailand to atone for your sins.
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Type of muscles you get
stick fighting dudes in Bangkok for fun.
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And he rocks the fuck out of those bangs.
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Shit, kiddo, you don't have to tell me.
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And he wasn't afraid to flash
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a little caboose
in First Blood II, either.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Hey... Keep it clean, Mom, shit.
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- I'll keep it anyway I like.
- Goddamn.
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And what I like is an action hero
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that's got the balls to show
his tight tuchus on camera.
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Arnold did it, too. Gotta give him that.
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- He did.
- And Van Damme?
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Almost as a rule.
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And Seagal never did.
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That pear-shaped poser
never had a tight tuchus.
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Oh, you'd kick the shit out
of prime Seagal, pumpkin.
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Fucking A, I would, Mom. Shit.
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- He's a commie now, by the way.
- Hmm.
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Is that your, uh,
Pilates instructor friend?
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Mmm-hmm.
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Plan on seeing her again
before you ship out?
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Nah, it's casual. Like, purely sexual.
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I know what casual is, dipshit.
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I just thought you might look
for something a little more substantial.
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It's a bit of a hard target
in my line of work, Mom.
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I'm here one day,
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I'm off to Canada for
a top secret joint special op the next.
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You know how it goes.
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Sure do.
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Hey, you ready for more nachos?
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You know it.
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Mmm!
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Fuck, yeah! Rambo's the shit, Mom!
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Why's this guy not our president?
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"This isn't your war."
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"It is now."
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Oh, come on, Ma.
You're gonna make the nachos soggy.
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Oh...
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Come on. Come on.
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I'll be back before you know it.
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Not a scratch on me.
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Damn well better.
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Fuck! Fuck.
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Is everybody okay? Maya?
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I'm alive... I think.
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Paul, what happened? Paul?
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Oh, shit.
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- The console's destroyed.
- He alive?
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He's got a pulse.
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How the fuck that crash
didn't wake him up though?
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How the fuck
does he still have a hard-on?
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Comms check. Anyone getting this?
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Negative. Gomez, anything?
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Fried.
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My tablet! Thank God.
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Vulture's radio's dead.
I'm not getting any service.
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No signal.
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What the hell?
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Oh! Oh!
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- Fuck!
- What?
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I got no signal either.
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Shit. Lerner,
check your phone for service.
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Game over, man.
My fucking phone's busted.
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What the fuck was that, Paul?
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What was what?
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You destroyed the console!
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What? Why?
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- That's what I'm fucking asking you!
- All right. Back off.
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- Fuck.
- He might have a head injury.
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Jesus, your pupils are saucers.
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Where are we?
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We're in the middle of the desert.
We crash-landed.
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We did?
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Hey, he's high as a kite.
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I thought Paul didn't do drugs.
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He doesn't. No alcohol, no fat, no fun.
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There is definitely fun
in his system right now.
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My daughter's in Vegas.
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And fat. He said he ate
a bowl of guac at the party.
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- What guac?
- I don't understand the question.
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I saw him eating it.
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It was gross. It had pineapple in it.
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Fucking Hagerty.
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Hagerty what?
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His bomb guac is notorious
'cause he laces it with acid and shrooms
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and pineapple.
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- Shit.
- Oh, my God.
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Look, he's on the magic bus
till it runs out of gas.
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Let's focus.
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We need to get to the Russian compound,
find the nuke, and rescue Trunk ASAP.
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We're a few miles outside
of the objective. We continue on foot.
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On foot?
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Won't they know
that we've crashed and send backup?
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You can't track the Vulture
in stealth mode.
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We're on our own.
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Yo! Paulie, you trippy fuck!
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- Fucking Paul.
- Paul?
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- Paul!
- Paul!
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- Paul!
- Where the fuck is he?
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Should we spread out and look for him?
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In partners, maybe?
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No, there's no time.
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We have to get to the compound ASAP!
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Paul has survival training.
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Let's hope it overcomes
Hagerty's psychedelic chip dip!
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So we're just going to leave him?
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Here. This will help with navigation.
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- Stole it off the console.
- You're gonna let me take the lead?
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Relax, it's just a compass.
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- Ready?
- Ready.
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Let's do it.
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- Maya, we got to go.
- Let's go.
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This mission fucking sucks.
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Get your comrades to drop their guns
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and open the gate
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or I'll blow your brains out
through your fucked up ear.
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He won't kill you,
you're his only leverage.
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We can take the rest of them.
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Guns down.
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Let them in!
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No!
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Is nyet his final answer?
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I'm not going to ask again.
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Do it. Now!
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Head back along our approach vector
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where we saw
that military chopper go down.
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Make sure there are no survivors.
Take Poncho. Shoot to kill.
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If anyone's still alive out there,
it won't be for much longer.
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Copy that.
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Shall we?
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Let's go, sugar.
I'm gonna be looking after you.
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This fucker's heavy.
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This is a long haul, Chief,
and my body water percentage
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has got to be in the single digits by now.
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Won't be much good to the big fellow
if we're out of steam when we get there.
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Yo, you and and Trunk have been acting
squirrelly as fuck around each other
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ever since the party.
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Wanna tell me what's going on
or just keep gruntin'?
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All right. This is classified.
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At the party,
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Trunk said he wanted
to talk to me about something
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and I found out what it was.
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He's into dudes.
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I walked in on him in the shower
with one of the circus guys.
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Okay, so now you know.
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Maybe you can help me
figure out who these new players are.
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Anyone with the money,
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tactical resources
to go toe-to-toe with Koslov
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has got to be on our radar somewhere.
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Why aren't they?
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I guess someone's
not so intelligence... after all.
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What?
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It's a play on words. Read a book.
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- You done?
- Are you?
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All right, only gonna say this once.
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McKnight was a drunken mistake
and none of your fucking business.
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Cut the jealous junior high shit
and get your head in the game.
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You have a job to do.
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You were having sex in junior high?
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What the fuck you mean, "You knew?"
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Well, it's not like he came out to me,
he just didn't hide it.
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Why did he hide it from me?
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Maybe he thought
you wouldn't be cool with it.
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What? He knows I'm cool with you, and...
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He knows I love Queen and Top Gun.
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What the fuck, man?
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You pussies need a break?
Fine. Fine.
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I'll happily take lead for a bit.
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We'll be right on your heels.
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I love the shit out of you,
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but you know
the minute you let eyes on Trunk,
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you saw a beefier version
of yourself in all the ways.
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And he idolizes you.
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So when you're always talking
about getting pussy
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and you just assume
he's going to want to be your wingman,
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what is he supposed to do?
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Shit. I do talk about pussy a lot.
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Oh, shit!
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Winters, you good?
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I am. We may not be.
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Oh, fuck. You gotta be kidding me.
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God damn it, Paul!
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Finally gets fucked up
and ends up fucking us all.
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Anyone know how to move a mountain?
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Hang on, Jen. I'm on my way...
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Jen...
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{\an8}Service. Thank God.
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Hey, it's Jen.
Don't leave a message.
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She's at Caesars?
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What the...
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{\an8}Oh!
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{\an8}Jen, no. That piece of shit!
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Fuck!
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We're going
to freeze to death, thanks to you.
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Don't worry, Vladislav.
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I'm sure it's just a Siberian
Sunday stroll in there for your boys.
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Oh, no, it's better than the alternative.
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What is the alternative?
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Ugh.
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Why don't you take a picture,
you fucking creep?
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It'll last longer.
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Fuck you, you fucking fuckface!
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Argh!
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Wake up!
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Wake up! Wake up!
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It's your command,
but you're in my world now,
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and I am telling you,
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it will take fucking forever
to drag Hagerty over this shit
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- and even longer to go around.
- Agreed.
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And we're about a click away
from that compound as the crow flies.
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Without that raft, Gomez and me
can get over there pretty fucking fast.
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And then what?
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We don't even know who we're dealing with.
220
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Strategic calls will need to be made
and you're not equipped to do that.
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So I am going over with you.
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Gomez and Maya will take Hagerty around.
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You're kidding me, right?
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Not even a little.
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Trunk's on the other side of this
going through God knows what.
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We're low on resources and time
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and you want to send your marine sniper
who's trained for this shit show
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to babysit dead weight
along the scenic route?
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I know you wanna get Trunk back.
I wanna get him back, too.
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- Lana as well.
- So let's leave Hagerty here.
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Let's go get 'em!
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I'm not leaving our bomb tech alone
in the middle of the fucking desert!
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You left Paul alone.
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Paul was conscious.
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Hagerty is the only person
who can disarm the nuke!
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Once we have it secured...
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It's priority number one.
We fuck that up, nothing else matters.
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You have your orders.
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You'll need this more than me.
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Good luck, bro.
241
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You too. Good luck, Tech Chick.
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Are you injured?
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No. I fucking cut my hand in the crash.
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Let's get moving. Try to keep up.
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Good evening, sir. Welcome to Caesars.
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- Any special instructions for this or...
- Keep it.
247
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My daughter
is also very promiscuous.
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Whoa! Big winners.
249
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Congrats, edgy. That's a fat stack.
250
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Hey, fan me out, fan me out.
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Hey, congrats, y'all.
252
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Yo, what the fuck?
253
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Where is my daughter?
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00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:34,016
How should I know?
I don't even know who you are.
255
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:36,560
Jen. Where is Jen?
256
00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:39,063
Oh, you're Jen's dad!
257
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:41,523
It's all good, pops. She's up in our room.
258
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,485
Take me there. Now.
259
00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:45,568
Okay.
260
00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:51,742
Captain Yung. Yes?
261
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,662
No sound or I shoot kidney.
262
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:57,081
Very painful. You no like.
263
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:58,248
Understand?
264
00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:06,465
Come now.
265
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:08,299
Both of you.
266
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,136
Hey, yo! Party foul.
267
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,931
Hey! Hey! Watch the jacket, bro!
268
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,609
I thought we were...
supposed to be going around.
269
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,987
This is barely an incline.
Man the fuck up.
270
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,948
Fuck!
271
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,200
I'm sorry, okay?
272
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,954
I'm sorry you have
to babysit this dead weight.
273
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:45,462
Look, I shouldn't have
called you deadweight, all right?
274
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:47,423
I only said that because...
275
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:49,590
You are.
276
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:51,593
I'm just worried about Trunk
277
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,846
and pissed at Winters
for porking my program.
278
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,182
She's probably trying
to pork McKnight right now.
279
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,727
She's dreaming if she thinks
she'll milk another hate fuck
280
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,061
out of that dick.
281
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:03,981
Hate fuck? That's all it was?
282
00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:05,107
According to him, yeah.
283
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,401
One and done. That's how we roll.
284
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,992
Oh! Oh, shit!
285
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,786
You wanted to smash pissers with Mac!
286
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,455
- Smash what?
- Yeah!
287
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:22,916
Ew! No. No, stop it. Stop. Okay, maybe.
288
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:26,378
I mean, have you seen those abs?
289
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:27,296
'Course I have.
290
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,339
Guy never met a shirt
he didn't want to peel off.
291
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,719
Listen, he's way the fuck ahead of us now
with only Winters for backup.
292
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:36,722
So unless you want them
to have all the fun, get your ass moving.
293
00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:38,307
Let's go. Vamos.
294
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:43,604
Holy shit. Hagerty!
295
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:55,532
Can you check your phone?
There might be service up this high.
296
00:17:58,118 --> 00:17:59,118
Negative.
297
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:00,704
Fuck!
298
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:04,166
I was supposed to check in with Langdon
on the hour. It's already half past.
299
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,336
He's liable to expect the worst.
300
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:09,004
Fucking A.
301
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,423
Send in the rest of my SEALs.
Send in the Marines.
302
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,300
Send in the fucking Space Force.
303
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,636
Sends in anyone without knowing the score,
304
00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:18,722
they might spook our new friends
into setting off a nuke.
305
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:22,601
We don't know the first thing
about them or their agenda.
306
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,771
They're ex-military. Most definitely ours.
307
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:27,648
What makes you say that?
308
00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:28,732
The way they fought.
309
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:32,402
Their exfil cover was by our book.
310
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:36,782
Yeah... I'm more than just a pretty face.
311
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:39,493
And I would know a lot more too
312
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:41,829
if you would let me
take Litvin when I wanted.
313
00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:44,832
Or you would have
gotten nothing out of him.
314
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:48,335
We'd have no intel on this new faction,
315
00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:50,462
no fucking clue where the nuke is,
316
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,714
and we'd be worse off
than we are right now.
317
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:54,590
Guess again.
318
00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:58,053
Fuck me.
319
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,639
Tried that already.
Didn't get us anywhere.
320
00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:08,772
Ah! Shit.
321
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:13,110
- Where are we?
- In a sauna.
322
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:15,904
I'm pretty sure
we're at the Russians' home base.
323
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,323
Those other guys kidnapped us
and locked us here.
324
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:19,533
Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
325
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:23,787
It's okay. I know I'm not your type.
326
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,249
What? You aren't?
327
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:30,377
You haven't eye-fucked me once
since we met.
328
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:33,589
More than I can say
for your commando buddies.
329
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:35,381
Huh.
330
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,509
Ain't that some shit.
331
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,928
We just met...
You already know things about me
332
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,347
that my best friend
just learned about tonight...
333
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,016
- by accident.
- Oh!
334
00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:46,894
That's why he was being so weird earlier?
335
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:49,479
He's trying too hard
to prove he's cool with it.
336
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:51,773
He's not?
337
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:54,860
McKnight just...
338
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:59,573
looks at things and people
through a narrow scope.
339
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,785
But I can count on one thing.
340
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:05,996
He won't leave us here to die.
341
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,917
Rescue ops are underway as we speak.
I can guarantee that.
342
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:11,460
About that...
343
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,504
they already came after us
in your helicopter.
344
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:16,964
It crashed.
345
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:20,593
No.
346
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:25,182
We've been through worse
and made it on the other side.
347
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:26,892
We're going to get through this.
348
00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:29,144
- All of us.
- Careful.
349
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,063
This pervy guard
comes by every few minutes
350
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:32,898
to keep an eye on us. Mostly me.
351
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,233
Well, it's clear for now.
352
00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:41,864
Fuck!
353
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:45,285
It's okay.
It was actually a really good try.
354
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,671
We're not going to die in here.
355
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:06,890
Incredible.
356
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:09,559
You must send my regards to Mr. Koslov,
357
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:12,062
if you live to see him again.
358
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:18,902
I am the only one with the entry code.
359
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,030
So now what will you do?
360
00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:24,866
Have your men break me for it?
361
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:28,787
Or you can negotiate as businessmen.
362
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:32,582
- Hmm. Quite a pickle.
- Mmm.
363
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,752
But I've got a third option in mind.
364
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,714
- Get me Mr. Dugan.
- Yes, sir.
365
00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:44,303
Where is Vladislav Litvin?
366
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:46,221
You know him.
367
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,807
Russian, this high.
368
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,477
One ear not so good.
369
00:21:58,191 --> 00:22:00,360
Ow! Fuck, man!
370
00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:03,405
Tell me where your team is holding Vlad,
371
00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:04,614
and I punch no more.
372
00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:10,996
I don't know any Vlad Litvin.
373
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,123
And I'm not on any team.
374
00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:14,249
Please.
375
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:18,003
We spot American military
from so many kilometers away.
376
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:21,548
Kilometers like miles, but make sense.
377
00:22:23,091 --> 00:22:24,593
So stop telling lies.
378
00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:27,137
Hey, uh, he's not lying, guy.
379
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:29,931
He's just here to find his daughter.
I'm her boyfriend.
380
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,934
We don't like to put labels on it.
We're dabbling in poly...
381
00:22:35,979 --> 00:22:37,064
Daughter?
382
00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:39,191
I bring her here,
383
00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:42,235
you'll start telling some truth, I think.
384
00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:02,881
Bacchanalia Suite.
385
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:06,093
You motherfucker.
386
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,805
I won't be long.
387
00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:17,395
Ow! Can you stop?
388
00:23:26,863 --> 00:23:28,240
You're fucking dead.
389
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:40,335
Oh! Face!
390
00:23:44,631 --> 00:23:46,341
Kick him in the dick. The dick!
391
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,100
Yes!
392
00:23:58,186 --> 00:23:59,479
Oh!
393
00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:07,320
Bro!
394
00:24:16,037 --> 00:24:17,037
Yes!
395
00:24:21,751 --> 00:24:23,044
Know what we could use?
396
00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:25,672
- What's that?
- Helicopter.
397
00:24:25,755 --> 00:24:26,840
Ha!
398
00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:28,341
You ready?
399
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:32,470
- Do I have a choice?
- No.
400
00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:35,265
- Sucks, don't it?
- Can you see the ground?
401
00:24:35,348 --> 00:24:37,726
No, but I'm sure
it's down there somewhere.
402
00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:41,146
I'm going to suss out a safe route.
403
00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:43,815
All you got to do is follow it,
hold for hold.
404
00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:45,942
That's one way to look up my dress.
405
00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:48,320
- Nothing I haven't seen already.
- Fair enough.
406
00:24:48,403 --> 00:24:49,988
All right, let's do this.
407
00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:55,744
Ava. Hang on.
408
00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:57,579
You're gonna be all right.
409
00:25:01,082 --> 00:25:03,251
I can't hang on. Oh, fuck.
410
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,503
- McKnight, I'm slipping.
- Ava, I got you!
411
00:25:17,974 --> 00:25:19,059
Fuck me.
412
00:25:19,142 --> 00:25:20,268
We tried that already.
413
00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:21,978
Didn't get us anywhere.
414
00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:32,113
Oh, Jesus, McKnight. You're leaking.
415
00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:34,699
I got shrapnel in the crash.
416
00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:36,952
It's no big whoop.
417
00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:38,453
Uh, some big whoop.
418
00:25:38,536 --> 00:25:40,830
We gotta close you up
before you bleed to death.
419
00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:43,375
There's nothing we can do here.
We gotta keep moving.
420
00:25:45,418 --> 00:25:48,296
Hands to the sky, fuck sticks.
421
00:25:49,464 --> 00:25:52,759
Who the hell are you?
And what y'all doing on my property?
422
00:25:53,843 --> 00:25:54,843
Oh, shit.
423
00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,267
And you think I'm dead weight?
424
00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:06,273
Thank God I cleaned his ass.
425
00:26:06,856 --> 00:26:07,691
What?
426
00:26:07,774 --> 00:26:09,192
Long story.
427
00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:13,321
Hey, you should just go on without me.
428
00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,657
I can stay here with Hagerty and the raft
429
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:18,451
and you'll be free to Marine raid
the Russian compound.
430
00:26:19,035 --> 00:26:20,787
There's enough room.
It's not like Titanic.
431
00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:24,207
I can just curl up,
take a nap, wait 'til you get back.
432
00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,543
No deal, Lerner. Off your ass, let's go!
433
00:26:26,626 --> 00:26:28,837
What for?
434
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:32,257
There's nothing I can do without
my tablet, phone, or laptop.
435
00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:35,176
Just like there's nothing I could do
to stop Litvin.
436
00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:39,306
I'm just Tech Chick, without any tech...
437
00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:41,224
I'm just chick.
438
00:26:42,976 --> 00:26:44,936
Yeah, well, I missed Litvin, too...
439
00:26:45,478 --> 00:26:47,439
And I had a shot at the guy
who grabbed Trunk,
440
00:26:48,523 --> 00:26:50,817
but my eyes were doing
a molly dance to take it.
441
00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:54,279
You're not the only one
who came up short back there.
442
00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:56,948
Gomez, I didn't know I'm...
443
00:26:57,782 --> 00:26:58,782
I'm sorry.
444
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,786
Shit happens. You move on...
445
00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:04,998
Which is what we should be doing,
so hop to.
446
00:27:06,207 --> 00:27:07,292
Okay.
447
00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:12,464
Lerner!
448
00:27:13,423 --> 00:27:15,008
You okay?
449
00:27:15,091 --> 00:27:17,469
I think so. Where am I?
450
00:27:17,552 --> 00:27:18,386
I don't know.
451
00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:21,389
Must be some old mining shaft.
Can you get out?
452
00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:23,183
I can't see anything!
453
00:27:27,687 --> 00:27:31,566
Fuck! I skinned my knee.
454
00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:33,776
Gomez?
455
00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:37,072
Hello?
456
00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:40,908
Heads-up!
457
00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:56,883
- You hear that?
- Coyote?
458
00:27:58,385 --> 00:27:59,385
Hope not.
459
00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:04,057
No visual contact yet,
but we might have heard signs of life.
460
00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:06,267
Okay, well, hunt 'em down.
461
00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:09,229
Ah! There he is.
462
00:28:09,312 --> 00:28:11,898
Mr. Dugan, this is Vlad.
463
00:28:11,981 --> 00:28:13,775
Vlad is a businessman.
464
00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:15,693
Vlad, this is Mr. Dugan.
465
00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:18,029
He's my explosives expert.
466
00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:20,115
You are going to blow the door?
467
00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:21,324
Are you insane?
468
00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:24,619
Insane? Depends on who you ask.
469
00:28:24,702 --> 00:28:28,873
But dedicated to my objective
and out of patience?
470
00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:31,418
Absolutely.
471
00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:45,097
Hot enough for ya?
472
00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:49,644
Come in and find out.
473
00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:53,189
You just want to fuck me
all of a sudden, huh?
474
00:28:53,773 --> 00:28:56,526
Honestly, I'd fuck you
just for the fresh air you'd bring in
475
00:28:56,609 --> 00:28:57,819
when you open that door.
476
00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:02,449
Oh, yeah? Convince me.
477
00:29:09,372 --> 00:29:10,373
How's this?
478
00:29:16,045 --> 00:29:17,045
You like that?
479
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,720
Don't worry about him. He's worthless.
480
00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:41,529
Just a heads-up,
481
00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:43,615
I'm going to enjoy this
482
00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:46,201
a lot more than you.
483
00:29:48,244 --> 00:29:49,454
You never know.
484
00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:57,003
Did you call me worthless?
485
00:29:57,086 --> 00:29:58,086
Sorry.
486
00:29:58,129 --> 00:30:01,174
That's what you get
for thinking with your dick.
487
00:30:01,257 --> 00:30:02,759
- You ready?
- Yeah.
488
00:30:02,842 --> 00:30:03,968
Stay behind me.
489
00:30:06,554 --> 00:30:09,766
Gomez! Hurry!
They're creepy crawling all over me!
490
00:30:09,849 --> 00:30:12,101
I'm going as fast as I can.
491
00:30:13,019 --> 00:30:15,480
I think they're
attracted to the light.
492
00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:18,775
It's a rope, Lerner! Grab it!
493
00:30:18,858 --> 00:30:20,485
Ah, shit. Okay.
494
00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:22,278
Pull me up. Pull me up!
495
00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:23,905
I can't. There's no leverage.
496
00:30:23,988 --> 00:30:25,907
Tie it around you like a belt.
497
00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:29,202
And walk yourself up
the wall of the pit while I brace you.
498
00:30:29,285 --> 00:30:32,747
Walk myself up the wall?
Who am I Spider-Man?
499
00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:33,873
Yeah, obviously not,
500
00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:36,417
but unless you want to die down there,
get moving!
501
00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:39,379
Get it tight, and put your
feet up flat against the side,
502
00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:41,923
and lean back as far as you can.
503
00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:43,424
Oh, fuck!
504
00:30:46,135 --> 00:30:47,135
That's it!
505
00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,723
Fuck!
506
00:30:52,433 --> 00:30:54,060
Get your shit together, Lerner.
507
00:30:54,143 --> 00:30:57,146
You're a key fucking member
of an elite fucking team,
508
00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:59,357
and the best fucking hacker in the world.
509
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,860
If you could climb
to the top of that food chain,
510
00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:03,862
you can climb out of this fucking pit.
511
00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:09,659
That's what I'm talking about!
512
00:31:11,035 --> 00:31:13,496
Yes! Climb that shit!
513
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,793
Fuck yeah!
514
00:31:22,505 --> 00:31:24,424
Holy shit. I'm alive.
515
00:31:28,595 --> 00:31:31,598
Hey, you're stronger than you think.
516
00:31:31,681 --> 00:31:35,310
No more tripping, no more bitching
and no more self-pitying.
517
00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:37,603
Ready?
518
00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:39,647
I was born ready.
519
00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:40,732
No, you weren't.
520
00:31:40,815 --> 00:31:43,234
Reborn. Been reborn ready.
521
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:50,491
They drew first blood, not me.
522
00:31:51,034 --> 00:31:52,493
It's okay.
523
00:31:53,786 --> 00:31:54,786
You're okay.
524
00:31:59,959 --> 00:32:01,461
Oh, Christ, it's about time.
525
00:32:01,544 --> 00:32:03,922
Y'all can make googly eyes
at each other later.
526
00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:05,798
We have a deal. Do you not remember?
527
00:32:06,382 --> 00:32:08,927
I let you fix the stud
528
00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:12,013
and then you answer
my motherfucking questions.
529
00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:14,390
What the fuck y'all doing
way the fuck out here?
530
00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:17,101
Stud, you spying on me?
531
00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:21,022
Stud.
532
00:32:22,023 --> 00:32:23,775
That's what she calls me.
533
00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:26,444
We're getting hitched tomorrow.
534
00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:31,366
So we decided to treat ourselves
to a moonlight helicopter tour tonight
535
00:32:31,449 --> 00:32:35,161
and something went haywire
and I guess we crash-landed...
536
00:32:35,244 --> 00:32:36,537
Will you please shut up?
537
00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:39,624
Listen, you are a sexy slab of beef,
538
00:32:39,707 --> 00:32:41,000
but you're full of shit.
539
00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:44,879
Your turn, sweet tits.
540
00:32:54,555 --> 00:32:58,434
We're part of a covert Special Forces team
in pursuit of Russian arms dealers
541
00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:00,436
who smuggled a nuke into the country.
542
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,106
And yes, our chopper did crash.
543
00:33:03,189 --> 00:33:05,650
So we're continuing on foot because,
544
00:33:05,733 --> 00:33:09,737
even though I am half drunk
and he is fully drunk and high,
545
00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:13,324
we're the only people who can
keep it from getting blown to hell.
546
00:33:15,451 --> 00:33:17,286
I fucking knew it.
547
00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:18,663
All them commie bastards,
548
00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:21,582
they just don't know when to quit,
now do they?
549
00:33:24,544 --> 00:33:25,544
Crazy Susan...
550
00:33:26,629 --> 00:33:27,629
at your service.
551
00:33:28,047 --> 00:33:29,799
- Did you say "Crazy Susan"?
- Yes.
552
00:33:29,882 --> 00:33:33,553
My ex-husband used to call me that,
so I am reclaiming that shit.
553
00:33:33,636 --> 00:33:37,515
Stud, that wound gonna fester
if you don't get some disinfectant on it.
554
00:33:37,598 --> 00:33:39,434
Stand fast, soldier.
555
00:33:41,310 --> 00:33:45,148
Wow. You read her like a book.
556
00:33:45,231 --> 00:33:46,733
It's kind of what I do.
557
00:33:47,316 --> 00:33:48,316
Noted.
558
00:33:49,610 --> 00:33:53,406
Ah! I wouldn't have guessed
battlefield surgery is something you do.
559
00:33:53,489 --> 00:33:55,533
- Where'd you pick that up?
- Battlefield.
560
00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:58,828
They don't all look the same, you know?
561
00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:01,121
Fair enough.
562
00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:05,126
Yeah, that's gonna leave a gnarly scar.
563
00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:07,837
Don't beat yourself up. Chicks dig 'em.
564
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,298
Maybe I should
just let you bleed out instead.
565
00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:14,594
Nah.
You wouldn't miss our repartee.
566
00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:19,515
Winters...
567
00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:21,016
What?
568
00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:23,018
Thank you.
569
00:34:24,395 --> 00:34:26,105
Oh! You're welcome.
570
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:29,108
Just glad you're all right.
571
00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:33,446
And it's the least I can do
after what you did for me on that cliff.
572
00:34:33,529 --> 00:34:37,533
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I saved your life. You save my life?
573
00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:38,785
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
574
00:34:39,535 --> 00:34:41,829
Homemade shine. Old family recipe.
575
00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:44,540
Pour some of that on your gut.
576
00:34:44,624 --> 00:34:47,043
Or... pour it in your guts.
577
00:34:47,835 --> 00:34:50,630
Whatever blows that golden hair back.
578
00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:52,882
I disinfect from the inside out.
579
00:34:53,591 --> 00:34:55,426
Fuck!
580
00:34:57,345 --> 00:34:59,388
I really need
to get in touch with my boss.
581
00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:02,934
- Any chance you have a phone...
- Fuck no, I don't have no phone!
582
00:35:03,017 --> 00:35:05,269
You think I'm gonna let
the government tap my shit?
583
00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:07,313
Oh! I do have a CB radio,
584
00:35:07,396 --> 00:35:09,524
but all you can raise on that
585
00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:12,318
is long-haul truckers
who want to get a wank.
586
00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:14,487
If you're into that sort of thing.
587
00:35:14,570 --> 00:35:17,115
- I am into that sort of thing.
- Cool.
588
00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:20,034
Copy, thank you so much
for your hospitality.
589
00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:22,161
We should get to it. Can you move?
590
00:35:22,745 --> 00:35:25,873
Good as new,
but we're still low on fire power.
591
00:35:26,707 --> 00:35:30,962
Hey, CS, are you willing to donate
that Remington to our cause.
592
00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:36,134
Shit, hell.
I can do better than that.
593
00:35:40,847 --> 00:35:41,847
Booyah!
594
00:35:45,184 --> 00:35:47,687
Holy shit. It's Rambo's wet dream.
595
00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:51,232
- Where did you get all this stuff?
- Fuck, yes.
596
00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:53,901
Killing mother-fucking Russkies 'R Us!
597
00:36:10,877 --> 00:36:13,629
Whoa! Whoa! Dude!
I put this on my mom's Mastercard.
598
00:36:14,839 --> 00:36:17,216
Ding! I always, get multiples in Vegas.
599
00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:19,510
You never know who might join the party.
600
00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:30,730
They trashed the place.
601
00:36:31,647 --> 00:36:34,692
To be honest, dog,
it was mostly us.
602
00:36:46,537 --> 00:36:47,747
Oh, man!
603
00:36:49,498 --> 00:36:52,877
They broke my fuck swing!
I had this shit made custom!
604
00:36:57,465 --> 00:37:00,009
Say another fucking word
and I'll choke you to death.
605
00:37:35,419 --> 00:37:40,132
Hey, Big Papa, what's wrong?
606
00:37:43,177 --> 00:37:46,138
They took Jen, you fucking idiot.
607
00:37:46,722 --> 00:37:48,975
Shit. Where?
608
00:37:52,353 --> 00:37:53,729
The Russian's phone.
609
00:37:54,981 --> 00:37:56,899
Yuri, we're at The Syndicate.
610
00:37:56,983 --> 00:37:59,902
I have the girl.
Bring the father and the moron to me.
611
00:38:00,820 --> 00:38:02,238
Yuri, you there?
612
00:38:02,863 --> 00:38:03,863
Fuck!
613
00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:05,532
What's The Syndicate?
614
00:38:05,574 --> 00:38:09,287
It's an old-timey, Vegas,
gangster-vibe late-night spot.
615
00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:11,330
Just off The Strip. A block from here.
616
00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:12,707
Go down and call the police.
617
00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:15,042
Check, check. What you going to do?
618
00:38:17,336 --> 00:38:18,796
I'm going to get my daughter back.
619
00:38:18,879 --> 00:38:21,048
Ooh!
620
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:25,970
Am I talking to you?
621
00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:35,938
Why didn't you just kill him?
622
00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:37,982
Who knows how many men are in this place.
623
00:38:38,065 --> 00:38:41,193
We gotta get out before they know
we're gone and call for backup.
624
00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:42,862
We can't risk being discovered.
625
00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:38,000
Why are you stopping?
Exit's right in front of us.
626
00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:40,043
Wait.
627
00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:46,675
- You are bluffing.
- Am I?
628
00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:49,970
Or are you simply underestimating
my resolve... again.
629
00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:53,599
You'd risk setting off nuke
and killing us all.
630
00:39:53,682 --> 00:39:55,518
Not if you give me the door code.
631
00:39:55,601 --> 00:39:57,853
Then I can just walk in and take it.
632
00:39:57,937 --> 00:40:00,481
It's your call. I'm good either way.
633
00:40:01,023 --> 00:40:02,233
The nuke is here.
634
00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:04,485
Okay. New plan.
635
00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:05,611
I'm gonna go down.
636
00:40:05,694 --> 00:40:07,696
Take all those guys out.
Secure the weapon.
637
00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:09,824
You get out of here and call for back up.
638
00:40:09,907 --> 00:40:12,284
No, I'm not going anywhere alone...
639
00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:14,787
If you're staying, so am I.
640
00:40:14,870 --> 00:40:15,996
You're stuck with me.
641
00:40:18,207 --> 00:40:21,168
Okay, but you stay behind me
the entire time.
642
00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:22,252
Okay.
643
00:40:38,352 --> 00:40:40,855
♪ Yeah! ♪
644
00:40:42,148 --> 00:40:43,232
♪ Ah, yeah! ♪
645
00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:53,868
♪ I live my life
Like there's no tomorrow... ♪
646
00:40:53,951 --> 00:40:55,953
It ain't the fastest rig on two wheels,
647
00:40:56,036 --> 00:40:58,289
but it'll get you there
quicker than two feet.
648
00:40:58,372 --> 00:41:01,125
Thank you, CS. We owe you one.
649
00:41:02,626 --> 00:41:04,044
Highlight of my week.
650
00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:05,796
- Oh, shit.
- Stay cool, homie.
651
00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:10,384
- You're letting me drive?
- Relax. It's just a bike.
652
00:41:11,427 --> 00:41:12,720
Thank you, Susan.
653
00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:15,890
Go get 'em, you sexy motherfuckers!
654
00:41:19,351 --> 00:41:22,021
♪ Whoo-hoo-oo! ♪
655
00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:25,566
♪ Runnin' with the Devil ♪
656
00:41:27,568 --> 00:41:29,236
♪ Say one more time... ♪
657
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,919
♪ Runnin' with the Devil ♪
658
00:41:46,795 --> 00:41:47,630
There he is.
659
00:41:53,385 --> 00:41:54,678
Dad!
660
00:41:55,262 --> 00:41:57,097
- Jen!
- Help me!
661
00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:02,102
What's wrong?
662
00:42:02,728 --> 00:42:04,939
Who the hell is that?
663
00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:07,650
- Who are they shooting at?
- Us. Behind me.
664
00:42:09,068 --> 00:42:10,110
Stay low, come on.
665
00:42:15,908 --> 00:42:17,159
Daddy!
666
00:42:18,118 --> 00:42:19,411
Dad, help!
667
00:42:21,747 --> 00:42:22,831
Maya, come on.
668
00:42:29,505 --> 00:42:30,714
- Dad!
- Jen!
669
00:42:53,529 --> 00:42:55,573
Now, you die.
670
00:42:55,656 --> 00:42:59,827
But first, I make you watch me
shoot your daughter in the head!
671
00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:06,292
No, my dude!
672
00:43:10,170 --> 00:43:12,214
Fuck, yeah, fam!
673
00:43:15,551 --> 00:43:17,177
It's okay. I'm here, baby.
674
00:43:17,261 --> 00:43:19,388
Daddy's here. Daddy's here.
675
00:43:20,472 --> 00:43:23,100
Well, that would be a first! Wouldn't it?
676
00:43:24,351 --> 00:43:26,979
Where were you
when we were taking prom photos?
677
00:43:27,062 --> 00:43:30,441
Where have you been
my entire fucking life?
678
00:43:30,524 --> 00:43:31,524
I'm so sorry!
679
00:43:31,567 --> 00:43:34,653
Honey, I'm sorry!
Daddy's here, I love you!
680
00:43:35,654 --> 00:43:36,654
Yo!
681
00:43:39,366 --> 00:43:40,618
What the fuck, dude?
682
00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:55,382
Jen... where...
683
00:43:56,008 --> 00:43:57,885
What is this? What's happening?
684
00:43:59,303 --> 00:44:00,303
Paul?
685
00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:02,973
Are you okay, buddy?
686
00:44:10,773 --> 00:44:12,274
Mac?
687
00:44:12,358 --> 00:44:13,400
Hell, yeah!
688
00:44:14,151 --> 00:44:16,153
And you found Captain AWOL.
689
00:44:17,071 --> 00:44:19,448
You guys all right? We heard gunfire.
690
00:44:19,531 --> 00:44:22,493
- Us too.
- Paul, you okay, bud?
691
00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:24,327
Where's Jen?
692
00:44:24,745 --> 00:44:26,205
- Who's Jen?
- His daughter.
693
00:44:26,288 --> 00:44:28,624
Hey, Paul,
remember that guacamole you ate?
694
00:44:29,583 --> 00:44:33,379
Turns out it contained large quantities
of psilocybin and LSD.
695
00:44:33,462 --> 00:44:38,217
So you're most likely experiencing
extremely vivid and lucid hallucinations.
696
00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:39,718
You're tripping balls, bud.
697
00:44:40,469 --> 00:44:41,804
I'm not in Vegas?
698
00:44:41,887 --> 00:44:43,722
No, you're in the desert.
699
00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,975
That's okay.
We're going to take care of you.
700
00:44:47,059 --> 00:44:49,520
But I stole an ATV.
I drove it to Vegas.
701
00:44:50,312 --> 00:44:51,605
He emptied the whole mag.
702
00:44:51,689 --> 00:44:53,565
What the hell
are you shootin' at, Air Force?
703
00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:55,609
Russians. I killed them all.
704
00:44:55,692 --> 00:44:57,653
What's up? You okay? What happened?
705
00:44:57,736 --> 00:44:58,904
Yeah. It's nothing.
706
00:44:58,987 --> 00:45:01,824
How do I know
this isn't the hallucination?
707
00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:03,700
What makes you real?
708
00:45:05,411 --> 00:45:06,411
I don't know.
709
00:45:07,621 --> 00:45:08,997
Holy shit.
710
00:45:09,081 --> 00:45:13,252
Yo... Yung went to town on this shit.
711
00:45:14,086 --> 00:45:15,504
Paul has some darkness.
712
00:45:18,674 --> 00:45:21,176
Why do you smell
like whipped cream and crotches?
713
00:45:21,301 --> 00:45:23,971
That's... You're...
You're imaging that.
714
00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:26,848
No...
715
00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:29,643
Fuck yeah.
716
00:45:30,227 --> 00:45:33,522
Hey, Paul didn't hallucinate everything!
There's an ATV over here.
717
00:45:34,398 --> 00:45:36,775
- What? Holy shit!
- Fuck yeah.
718
00:45:41,029 --> 00:45:42,322
Yo, found the keys, Mac.
719
00:45:44,867 --> 00:45:49,121
See? I drove that to Caesars
and killed all the bad guys. I swear.
720
00:45:49,204 --> 00:45:51,290
Thank Christ you brought her back, Paulie.
721
00:45:51,790 --> 00:45:54,835
Now we'll be able to make up
some of the time we lost out here.
722
00:45:54,918 --> 00:45:55,961
Good job, killer.
723
00:45:56,044 --> 00:45:57,087
Okay.
724
00:45:57,171 --> 00:46:00,757
Bro, let's go get Hagerty
and get the fuck to that compound finally.
725
00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:14,480
The explosives are all set.
Just say when.
726
00:46:14,563 --> 00:46:17,691
At the risk of sounding trite,
last chance.
727
00:46:22,362 --> 00:46:25,491
American military
has captured Ivan Koslov.
728
00:46:27,242 --> 00:46:29,411
That is why our timetable had to shift.
729
00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:35,333
What's the plan?
730
00:46:35,876 --> 00:46:37,794
First, I'm gonna kill
the fucker in charge,
731
00:46:37,878 --> 00:46:39,046
then the rest of them.
732
00:46:39,129 --> 00:46:40,839
Then I'm gonna take the bomb.
733
00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:44,051
But, hey, if this shit goes south,
you get the fuck out of here.
734
00:46:44,134 --> 00:46:47,221
If they catch you,
you act like you're scared shitless.
735
00:46:47,763 --> 00:46:49,890
Put on a show. I know you can do that.
736
00:46:50,682 --> 00:46:53,143
And with this, if they come close to you,
737
00:46:53,227 --> 00:46:55,270
put the pointy part somewhere soft.
738
00:46:55,354 --> 00:46:56,647
Okay?
739
00:46:57,231 --> 00:46:58,231
I'll be back.
740
00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:03,654
If you could just wait a little longer,
you can get your bomb.
741
00:47:04,279 --> 00:47:07,074
You can still destroy Las Vegas
in a matter of hours.
742
00:47:07,157 --> 00:47:08,992
Las Vegas is just the beginning.
743
00:47:09,076 --> 00:47:12,746
Our plans are far more explosive.
744
00:47:13,330 --> 00:47:15,374
I suggest you get out of your seat.
745
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,003
Fire in the hole!
746
00:47:31,848 --> 00:47:33,850
Don't fucking move. I'm taking the nuke.
747
00:47:35,435 --> 00:47:36,645
Trunk, help!
748
00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:41,149
So your gun goes down or mine goes off.
749
00:47:41,733 --> 00:47:44,861
Make your call now,
or I will make it for you.
750
00:47:49,408 --> 00:47:50,408
Fine.
751
00:47:53,370 --> 00:47:55,289
But don't fucking touch her!
752
00:47:57,874 --> 00:47:58,874
Ehren.
753
00:47:59,334 --> 00:48:01,211
Thank you so much for joining us.
754
00:48:01,795 --> 00:48:04,715
Your timing, as ever, is impeccable.
755
00:48:04,798 --> 00:48:07,384
Put Mr. Litvin in the freezer
with the rest of them.
756
00:48:07,467 --> 00:48:08,467
Yes, sir.
757
00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:24,151
We are behind schedule.
758
00:48:24,234 --> 00:48:26,570
We don't have another four hours to waste.
759
00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:28,405
Can you get the timer off?
760
00:48:29,072 --> 00:48:30,574
I'll have a look. Might take a bit.
761
00:48:30,657 --> 00:48:32,743
Oh, so you the head bitch in charge, huh?
762
00:48:32,826 --> 00:48:37,331
Well, I am the bitch with the nuke
and you're the bitch in cuffs.
763
00:48:37,414 --> 00:48:39,041
So, yeah!
764
00:48:39,124 --> 00:48:40,584
Sure looks that way, doesn't it?
765
00:48:40,667 --> 00:48:42,127
What do you want me to do with them?
766
00:48:42,210 --> 00:48:46,465
Find out who they're working for,
and how they know about the warehouse.
767
00:48:46,548 --> 00:48:48,800
You have as long as it takes Mr. Dugan
768
00:48:48,884 --> 00:48:50,969
to finish removing the timer.
769
00:48:51,053 --> 00:48:53,639
So... be creative.
770
00:49:04,983 --> 00:49:06,943
Get ready! We're almost there!
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