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(grunts)
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Don't be mad.
I got to.
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Here you are, son.
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Ah.
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So, how long
have you been here, then?
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Shit... 16 years.
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Yeah? That long?
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It's been a while.
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Wh-Where are you living?
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I'm with Ray.
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He's... He fixed up his garage,
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so I'm in there.
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-Is it comfy?
-Yeah. Get a bit hot
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and then cold sometimes.
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It's... I don't think
it's insulated, but, you know...
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I've got my own space.
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And I get to see a bit more
of Ray-Ray's daughter.
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-He's got a daughter?
-Yeah. Yeah.
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Brit-Brittany.
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How old is she?
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Nine.
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How is Ray?
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Eh.
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He's-he's good.
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(indistinct chatter)
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Brucey needs you.
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What's going on?
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I'm stuck.
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What do you mean?
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In the fucking chair.
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I can't get out of it.
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Don't shake
your bloody head at me.
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It's not my fault.
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Oh, grab his arm, will you?
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Under the armpit.
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On the count of three.
One, two, three.
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(all grunting)
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Thank fuck for that.
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Thought I was gonna
die in the fucking thing.
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Eh. If only.
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Hey, get stuffed.
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You all right?
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-I'm all right, Dad.
-Steady?
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Yeah.
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-Okay. Thanks for coming.
-Yeah.
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-I'll see you again soon, eh?
Hopefully.
-Good to...
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-good to see you.
-Love you.
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Yeah.
Love you.
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Come on.
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BILL:
See you soon.
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* Keep spinning, now I just
sit back and have a few women *
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* Get your ass over here
and back up the kitty *
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* I'll make it rain,
make it rain... *
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Need a favor, big fella.
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A mate of mine...
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You heard of Kate Hall?
Kate Hall.
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She's a...
a journo at the Herald.
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She covers their crime stuff.
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She's writing a book.
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Like, a-a true-crime book.
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And she's looking
for stories.
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Wondering if you might
want to have a chat with her.
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What's in it for me?
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You'd be doing me a favor.
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Come on, mate,
it's an old mate's daughter.
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He's done a couple
of favors for me over the years,
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and it'd be good
to return the favor.
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Nah.
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Mate, come on.
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I'm asking a favor
as a friend, here.
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No.
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Thanks.
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You know what,
I wasn't gonna mention this,
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but, um...
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do you have any idea
what you put me through
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with that Davros shit?
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-What?
-The Davros bullshit.
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You know that was my
son-in-law's brother, right?
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Do you know the trouble
that shit caused me?
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He tried to fucking kill me.
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I know that, but I had...
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My son-in-law-- he didn't
speak to me for six months.
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Caused heaps of friction.
All right?
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Well, it's not my fucking fault.
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You asked me to sit down
with the guy, and I did.
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I know you did, mate,
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and I appreciate that,
but, shit...
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it's not like I ask you
for heaps of favors, you know?
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-Hi.
-RAY: How you going?
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-I'm Kate.
-Nice to meet you.
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In case you were wondering.
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(both chuckle)
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Uh, come through.
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-Nice house.
-Thanks. Yeah.
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-I like the old joints.
-Yeah, me too.
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They've got more character
than new houses.
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Yeah.
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Uh, hey,
do you want a drink?
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Do you want a beer or
a glass of water or something?
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I wouldn't mind
a cup of tea.
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Okay, sure.
What kind?
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Have you got any Earl Grey?
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Yeah, yeah.
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So... where'd you grow up?
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About four hours
out of Sydney.
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-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah, on a farm.
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Mm.
Do you mind my asking where?
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No, I don't mind you asking.
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Right. Um, what kind
of farm was it?
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It was a dairy farm.
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Well, did you have
a happy childhood?
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It was all right.
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Do you want to elaborate,
maybe, a bit on that?
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So what's your book about?
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Criminals, pretty much.
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Yeah, I mean, I've, um,
interviewed a few people
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so far, and it's just people
telling their stories.
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Mm.
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Look, I-I understand if you're
a little bit cagey about this,
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and I-I totally get it.
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But, um...
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I just want you to know
that nothing's gonna
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go in the book
unless you're happy with it.
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So I just want you, you know,
just to feel comfortable
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to talk to me.
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All right.
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Cool.
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Uh, do you mind
if I, um, record?
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-That's all right.
-Sure?
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-Mm.
-Okay.
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(clears throat)
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Let's put that there.
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So maybe, I don't know--
do you want to start with
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about how you got into it
and your first job, maybe?
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I mean, it's a job,
what do you mean?
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What do you mean, job?
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Well, your first, uh,
I don't know, hit, I mean...
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-Who told you I do hits?
-Well, that's what
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Freddy told me
that you talked...
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about, that, a little bit.
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I mean, sorry,
I might've misunderstood that.
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I didn't realize that...
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-That's just what Freddy said.
-(clears throat)
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I mean, that's kind of why
I got you to... 'Cause I...
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That's the sort of stuff I
want to talk about in the book.
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(indistinct announcement
over P.A.)
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Moist.
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-Yeah, that's a good one.
-Moist.
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-Mm, mm.
-That's a good one.
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Yeah.
My grandmother--
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-when I was a kid--
-Mm.
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she used to make
this tea cake,
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-Mm.
-and that was really moist.
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(laughs)
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She used to put cinnamon
on the top of it.
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-Mm. Okay.
-Yeah. Lovely, lovely. Mm.
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-Tea cake. Mm.
-Tea cake.
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-Appendectomy.
-Appendectomy?
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Yeah.
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Appendectomy. Appendectomy.
What's that?
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-You don't know
what appendectomy is?
-No.
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-It's where they take
your bloody appendix out.
-They...
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-take your appendix out, yeah.
-Yeah.
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No, I knew that.
I knew that.
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-Yeah, sure you did. Yeah.
-And...
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panties.
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-Panties?
-Pant... Not when you say it,
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-like, when a chick says it.
Like, when she says like,
-Mm.
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"Oh, take off my panties."
(panting)
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Mm?
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That's a good word.
Moist panties.
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-Moist panties?
-Yeah.
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Well, you've outdone yourself,
haven't you?
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-Well, thank you very much.
-Yeah.
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Put two of your favorite words
together in a sentence, yeah.
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-Well, you know...
-That's pretty good.
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-quite the wordsmith.
-Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you are.
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-What do you reckon?
-Yeah, no, I like it.
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-(music playing over speakers)
-(indistinct chatter
in distance)
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Feel that.
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Shit. Sharp.
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Mm.
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GARY: And it was
good calamari, mate.
-RAY: Mm.
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-Like, fresh. Fresh as.
Not the frozen shit, you know?
-Mm.
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-The shit you get
from the fishmongers.
-Mm.
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But what happened was is that
when I put it in the fridge,
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I've left it in the bag
that I bought it in.
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Yeah.
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So when I've gone to cook it,
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-it's been in there for a couple
of days and I've taken it out...
-Mm. Mm.
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-Fucking stunk.
-Yeah.
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Just rank.
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It's just gone
all through the house.
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What I should've done
when I bought it--
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if I was gonna leave it
in there for a couple days--
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I should've tipped it out,
washed it...
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-Yeah. Mm.
-thoroughly, put it
in a fresh plastic bag,
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-Yeah.
-a new plastic bag,
then whacked it in the fridge.
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-Mm.
-And then, you know,
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probably would've had a chance
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of lasting a couple more days,
you know?
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But it stewed in its own juices,
in its own filth,
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-you know? So...
-(chuckles) Mm.
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So it went off,
and I had to chuck it out,
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-and it was, like, a kilo
of the shit, which, you know,
-Mm.
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-bummed me.
-Mm.
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But what really bummed me
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-is I was watching one of those
nature docos,
-Mm.
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and they had, uh,
they had a bit on octopuses
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-and... and, like,
their life cycle and shit.
-Mm.
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And I didn't know this, but...
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do you know how octopuses
have babies?
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-Mm-mmm.
-(short chuckle)
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The female octopus
gets pregnant, right?
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-Obviously.
-Mm.
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And she lays eggs
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underneath a rock, right?
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And then she guards it.
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Doesn't eat, doesn't sleep,
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and just moves her tentacles
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-over the eggs
-Mm.
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for months and months
and months, right?
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And just as the eggs hatch,
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you know what happens?
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She dies?
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-She dies.
-Mm.
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-So I won't be eating
calamari anymore.
-Mm.
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Calamari's squid, isn't it?
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What?
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No.
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-Yeah.
-Hold on.
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Yeah.
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Calamari's squid, mate,
not octopus.
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So I can eat calamari?
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Go for it.
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Huh.
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All right, then.
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How many steel-framed
buildings in history
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have collapsed due to fire?
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I don't know.
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Three.
All on 9/11.
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-Two.
-No.
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Three.
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You got the Twin Towers
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and there was a third building.
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Two were hit by a plane.
One wasn't hit by a plane.
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That's Building 7-- a couple
hundred meters down the road,
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and that fell a few hours later
in under five seconds.
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And they say it collapsed
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because it got hit from debris
from the Twin Towers,
252
00:13:15,618 --> 00:13:17,553
and then it started a fire,
253
00:13:17,587 --> 00:13:19,755
and that's what
caused it to fall.
254
00:13:19,789 --> 00:13:21,057
A controlled demolition expert
255
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:22,592
said it was
a controlled demolition.
256
00:13:24,794 --> 00:13:26,829
-Got your radio on?
-Yeah.
257
00:13:26,863 --> 00:13:29,665
-All right. See you in a bit.
-All right.
258
00:13:33,803 --> 00:13:35,238
Watch out for snakes.
259
00:13:50,820 --> 00:13:52,822
*
260
00:14:20,850 --> 00:14:22,852
*
261
00:14:49,679 --> 00:14:51,647
*
262
00:15:21,411 --> 00:15:23,413
(birds chirping)
263
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,322
(vehicle approaching)
264
00:16:02,118 --> 00:16:04,120
(birds chirping)
265
00:16:32,315 --> 00:16:34,317
(indistinct chatter)
266
00:17:03,546 --> 00:17:05,548
(birds chirping)
267
00:17:09,919 --> 00:17:12,054
VINNIE:
Come on, girl.
268
00:17:12,088 --> 00:17:14,090
Come on, come on, now.
(clicking tongue)
269
00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:20,430
(whistles)
Come on, get up.
270
00:17:29,939 --> 00:17:31,874
No, leave that.
Come on, let's go.
271
00:17:31,907 --> 00:17:33,909
-Come on, girl.
-(dog barks)
272
00:17:35,578 --> 00:17:36,946
(barks)
273
00:18:11,681 --> 00:18:14,184
Come on, girl.
(whistles)
274
00:18:14,217 --> 00:18:16,186
-Round the back,
round the back, come on.
-(dog barks)
275
00:18:16,219 --> 00:18:17,620
Leave that.
276
00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:22,992
(dog barks)
277
00:18:27,730 --> 00:18:28,964
(barks)
278
00:18:54,324 --> 00:18:55,825
Vinnie!
279
00:18:56,892 --> 00:18:59,128
-Vinnie!
-What?
280
00:18:59,161 --> 00:19:01,030
-DAVE: Run!
-(dog barking)
281
00:19:08,471 --> 00:19:10,373
-(gunfire in distance)
-Oh...
282
00:19:10,406 --> 00:19:11,674
Oh, shit.
283
00:19:11,707 --> 00:19:13,008
VINNIE:
Get him! Fucking get him!
284
00:19:13,042 --> 00:19:15,445
(snarling)
285
00:19:18,981 --> 00:19:21,717
(whimpers)
286
00:19:21,751 --> 00:19:23,185
(grunts)
287
00:19:23,219 --> 00:19:25,020
Hey, I'm on my way.
288
00:19:25,054 --> 00:19:26,556
Fuck.
289
00:19:30,326 --> 00:19:32,328
(gunfire)
290
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,242
Go!
291
00:19:46,276 --> 00:19:47,577
Go. Go, go, go.
292
00:19:49,712 --> 00:19:50,880
Fuck!
293
00:19:50,913 --> 00:19:52,882
You hit?
294
00:19:52,915 --> 00:19:55,851
-No, I'm good.
-How'd you go?
295
00:19:55,885 --> 00:19:57,520
Eh, not too good.
296
00:20:09,899 --> 00:20:11,367
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on.
297
00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,104
(engine starts)
298
00:20:17,740 --> 00:20:19,208
Go.
299
00:20:29,419 --> 00:20:33,155
RAY:
"And so Jack went outside and
started to climb the beanstalk.
300
00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:35,758
"He climbed up to the sky
through the clouds
301
00:20:35,791 --> 00:20:38,127
and saw a beautiful castle."
302
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,095
How could he climb
to the clouds?
303
00:20:40,129 --> 00:20:42,865
Uh, he must've been really fit.
304
00:20:42,898 --> 00:20:46,469
"So he saw the castle
and went inside."
305
00:20:46,502 --> 00:20:48,304
Why did he go inside?
306
00:20:49,872 --> 00:20:52,041
Well, it was
a nice-looking castle and...
307
00:20:52,074 --> 00:20:54,243
-he just wanted to check it out.
-Yeah, but that's not right.
308
00:20:54,276 --> 00:20:57,246
You can't just go inside other
people's castles like that.
309
00:20:58,381 --> 00:21:00,416
Yeah, look, I think you might
be a bit old for this story.
310
00:21:00,450 --> 00:21:02,952
-Do you want
to read something else?
-No. Keep going, I like it.
311
00:21:02,985 --> 00:21:04,420
(Ray clears throat)
312
00:21:04,454 --> 00:21:09,024
Okay, so, "Jack heard a voice.
'Fee-fi-fo-fum.'
313
00:21:09,058 --> 00:21:12,962
"Jack ran into a cupboard to
hide just as an enormous giant
314
00:21:12,995 --> 00:21:15,498
"came into the room
and sat down.
315
00:21:15,531 --> 00:21:19,369
"On the table there was a hen
and a golden harp.
316
00:21:19,402 --> 00:21:21,971
"'Lay,' said the giant.
The hen laid an egg.
317
00:21:22,004 --> 00:21:25,641
"It was made of gold.
318
00:21:25,675 --> 00:21:28,077
"'Sing,' said the giant.
The harp began to sing.
319
00:21:28,110 --> 00:21:29,879
"Soon, the giant fell asleep.
320
00:21:29,912 --> 00:21:31,881
"So Jack jumped
out of the cupboard.
321
00:21:31,914 --> 00:21:35,418
He took the hen and the harp
and he ran for the door."
322
00:21:35,451 --> 00:21:38,421
-Wait, he stole them?
-What do you mean?
323
00:21:38,454 --> 00:21:40,823
Why'd he take the hen
and the harp?
324
00:21:40,856 --> 00:21:43,292
-I don't know.
-But that's stealing.
325
00:21:44,994 --> 00:21:47,963
Anyway, "Suddenly the harp sang,
'Help, master!'
326
00:21:47,997 --> 00:21:52,668
"The giant woke up and shouted,
'Fee-fi-fo-fum.'
327
00:21:52,702 --> 00:21:54,604
"Jack ran and started climbing
down the beanstalk
328
00:21:54,637 --> 00:21:56,806
"and the giant chased after him,
hot on his tail.
329
00:21:56,839 --> 00:21:58,273
"When Jack reached the ground,
330
00:21:58,307 --> 00:22:00,275
"he looked up and he saw
the giant coming fast,
331
00:22:00,309 --> 00:22:01,677
"so he grabbed an axe
from the woodpile
332
00:22:01,711 --> 00:22:03,413
"and started to chop
at the beanstalk.
333
00:22:03,446 --> 00:22:05,448
"After five chops, the beanstalk
334
00:22:05,481 --> 00:22:08,250
crashed to the ground
and the giant was slayed."
335
00:22:08,283 --> 00:22:10,352
-Slayed?
-Mm-hmm. Yeah, he killed him.
336
00:22:10,386 --> 00:22:12,254
-He killed him?
-Mm-hmm.
337
00:22:12,287 --> 00:22:13,856
He was chasing after him, so...
338
00:22:13,889 --> 00:22:15,425
Yeah, but he stole from him.
339
00:22:15,458 --> 00:22:17,460
The giant was just trying
to get back the hen,
340
00:22:17,493 --> 00:22:19,962
and he murdered him.
341
00:22:25,701 --> 00:22:27,703
(sighs)
342
00:22:34,910 --> 00:22:36,879
Ah, I missed a page.
343
00:22:36,912 --> 00:22:39,815
So, the police visited Jack
the next day
344
00:22:39,849 --> 00:22:42,652
and they arrested him
for theft and murder
345
00:22:42,685 --> 00:22:46,121
and he went to jail for the rest
of his life.
346
00:22:46,155 --> 00:22:48,691
-The end.
-I don't like that story at all.
347
00:22:48,724 --> 00:22:51,126
Yeah, well, I'm not
a big fan of it, either.
348
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,663
It's terrible.
The poor giant.
349
00:22:53,696 --> 00:22:55,665
Well, I guess the moral
of the story is,
350
00:22:55,698 --> 00:22:59,234
you know, don't, uh, steal,
don't murder,
351
00:22:59,268 --> 00:23:01,837
or you'll go to jail
for the rest of your life, okay?
352
00:23:01,871 --> 00:23:03,005
So don't do it.
353
00:23:03,038 --> 00:23:05,007
That story sucks.
354
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,209
Mm.
It does.
355
00:23:07,242 --> 00:23:09,211
All right.
356
00:23:09,244 --> 00:23:11,213
-Night.
-Good night.
357
00:23:11,246 --> 00:23:12,882
Mwah.
358
00:23:15,050 --> 00:23:17,119
(grunts softly)
359
00:23:24,226 --> 00:23:26,328
Mm.
360
00:23:26,361 --> 00:23:29,398
You ever read
"Jack and the Beanstalk"?
361
00:23:29,431 --> 00:23:32,301
It was a long time ago.
Why?
362
00:23:32,334 --> 00:23:35,104
Jack was a piece of shit.
363
00:23:35,137 --> 00:23:36,371
Why do you say that?
364
00:23:36,405 --> 00:23:38,474
Well, he climbs
the beanstalk, right?
365
00:23:38,508 --> 00:23:41,310
-Yeah.
-He goes into
the giant's castle...
366
00:23:42,878 --> 00:23:45,080
-...steals a bloody harp,
-(chuckles softly)
367
00:23:45,114 --> 00:23:47,449
steals the goose
that lays a golden egg.
368
00:23:47,483 --> 00:23:49,885
-Yeah.
-Steals it.
369
00:23:49,919 --> 00:23:51,787
Runs off.
370
00:23:51,821 --> 00:23:54,056
So the giant goes after him,
371
00:23:54,089 --> 00:23:56,391
trying to get back
all the shit that Jack stole.
372
00:23:56,425 --> 00:23:58,594
Uh-huh.
373
00:23:58,628 --> 00:24:01,230
And while he's climbing
down the beanstalk...
374
00:24:01,263 --> 00:24:03,599
-(laughs)
-(chuckles): Jack chops it down
375
00:24:03,633 --> 00:24:07,069
-and fucking murders him.
-(laughs)
376
00:24:07,102 --> 00:24:09,438
-What a cunt.
-(laughs)
377
00:24:09,471 --> 00:24:11,473
(chuckles)
378
00:24:22,451 --> 00:24:26,321
* Catch a falling star
and put it in your pocket *
379
00:24:26,355 --> 00:24:30,259
* Never let it fade away *
380
00:24:30,292 --> 00:24:34,163
* Catch a falling star
and put it in your pocket *
381
00:24:34,196 --> 00:24:38,100
* Save it for a rainy day *
382
00:24:38,133 --> 00:24:42,004
* For love may come
and tap you on the shoulder *
383
00:24:42,037 --> 00:24:45,941
* Some starless night *
384
00:24:45,975 --> 00:24:47,910
* Just in case *
385
00:24:47,943 --> 00:24:50,813
* You feel you want
to hold her *
386
00:24:50,846 --> 00:24:54,750
* You'll have a pocketful
of starlight *
387
00:24:54,784 --> 00:24:56,686
* Catch a falling star *
388
00:24:56,719 --> 00:24:58,654
-* And put it in your pocket *
-* Catch a falling star *
389
00:24:58,688 --> 00:25:00,623
-* Never let it fade away *
-* And put it in your pocket *
390
00:25:00,656 --> 00:25:02,558
* Never let it fade away *
391
00:25:02,592 --> 00:25:04,493
* Catch a falling star and *
392
00:25:04,526 --> 00:25:06,428
-* Put it in your pocket *
-* Catch a falling star *
393
00:25:06,461 --> 00:25:08,497
-* Save it for a rainy day *
-* And put it in your pocket *
394
00:25:08,530 --> 00:25:10,432
* Save it for a rainy. *
395
00:25:19,441 --> 00:25:21,410
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