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Are you afraid of vaginas, spencer.
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No, i'm actually fine with them.
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- are you?
- Yeah
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- are you really?
- Yeah
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Because these jokes stink, like
someone who's afraid of vaginas.
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Ok, if you could just point
to the jokes you object to.
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I'll try to freshen them up.
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- They all suck.
- But annabelle...
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don't argue with me. Just make me funny.
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And make me loveable.
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So,how'd it go?
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Oh,great. She hates everything
and I'm afraid of vaginas.
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I'm only afraid of the ones with teeth.
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Could one of you guys do me a favor?
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If you could take my pencil and
drive it through my eye into my brain?
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No,then one of us would
have to take your job.
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Sorry I'm late. I was fixing the script.
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We understand. Thank you.
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I need bud.
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Where the hell is bud?
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Hold the roll.
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There you are.
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- I need you,bud.
- I need you,too.
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I thought you were mad at me.
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Oh,you know how I am.
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The rewrites are just horrible.
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Why doesn't anyone support me?
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Bud: I support you,doll. Don't
worry about it. I'll take care of it.
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Thank you,baby.
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Annabelle wants it funnier.
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Good note.
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If I need water,I'll ask
for water. You're a stand-in.
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Do not get in my eyeline when
I'm preparing for a scene.
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So sorry. How ever could I forget?
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Inbred cracker.
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Let's get this going.
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I have a 7:00 brain aneurysm.
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- action.
- Hit me.
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Oh,damn.
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What do you want to do after we've
blown through your ex-husband's cash?
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I say we take his credit
cards and go lap dancing.
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giving or getting?
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Doesn't matter,as long as I
get to have a party in my pants.
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and... cut.
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Why did you give megan the joke?
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- Yeah,why did she get the joke?
- They both have jokes.
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She has the big
joke- the pants joke.
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Yeah,the pants joke is the killer.
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The pants joke suits megan's character.
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To hell with megan's character.
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Is this show called annabelle,or
is it stupid lucky cow?
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Bud: It's not called
stupid lucky cow,hon.
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It's called annabelle,right,honey?
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Yeah. See,he gets it.
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That's why he is co-executive producer.
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Seems like just yesterday
he was your driver.
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That was six months ago.
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- What's the matter with him?
- I don't know.
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Megan,honey,we got to
swap the lines around.
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Why?
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Fine.
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Picture's up.
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and...action.
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Hit me.
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damn.
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What do you want to do once we
blow through my ex-husband' cash?
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I say we get his credit
cards and go lap dancing.
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Giving or getting?
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Doesn't matter to me. As long
as there's a party in my pants.
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genius.
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Sorry for the delay.
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It's a paparazzi jungle downstairs.
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Yeah,well,doc robbins isn't
the only one with a scrapbook.
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So where were you?
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My room is down the hall,and I was
walking past. Saw the door ajar.
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Went inside and found her lying
like that. So I called 911.
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Do you know who was up here with her?
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No idea. Almost all of the cast and
crew went back to L.A.After we wrapped,
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but annabelle won't travel at night.
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So she made me stay behind.
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"Made me"? I thought you were the boss.
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That's not how tv works. No.
No,well,sure I created the show.
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When the show became a
hit,she became a star.
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I became a highly-paid butt monkey.
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Well,it's a skill like anything else.
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She wanted me to ride back in the limo with
her and give me notes on the next script,and...
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you know,emasculate me
for a couple of hours.
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Looks like she struck her
head on the edge of this table.
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Possible struggle.
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When was the last time you saw her?
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When we wrapped.
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I got really drunk.
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And then I threw up. Got drunk again.
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Went up to my room,crawled
into bed and prayed for death.
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Mine,not hers.
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Jaw flexibility is minimal.
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Just going into rigor.
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Puts tod around midnight.
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grissom.
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It's a rubber chicken.
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What are you doing?
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Oh,I thought it would
make a nice christmas card.
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- Give me that.
- Oh,sorry,my bad.
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Aw,come on. You got to say something.
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I suspect fowl play?
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Or,uh,that's poultry
evidence? You know,something.
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Dying is easy.
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Comedy's hard.
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Some unbelievable news
from las vegas today.
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Tv's favorite unwed mother annabelle
fundt star of the hit sitcom annabelle,
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was found dead in her
hotel room this morning.
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At this time,we have no details and
authorities are refusing to comment,
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but,of course,we'll have more
details as this story develops.
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There you go,murph.
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I'll get it to work.
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Water,sparkling water,juice... no booze.
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Ditto on the minibar.
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Spencer: Annabelle wasn't allowed
to consume alcohol when she works.
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Was there a problem?
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you are all... against me!
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I can't take it anymore!
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You are trying to sabotage me!
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hey,kid,want to feel my new boobs?
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it was an insurance issue.
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I got it from here,spencer.
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Man: Grissom,this guy just flew
in from L.A.On the studio jet.
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Name's stewart little.
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It's pronounced,"lie-tell. "
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Gil. We got a closet eater.
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was annabelle bulimic?
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Oh,you bet she was.
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- Spencer,there's no need to get into...
- it's all right.
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She can't hurt us anymore. Yeah.
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Yeah,she did the two-finger dessert,
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but at least the vomit seemed to
take off what the camera put on.
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It's a terrible,terrible scourge.
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Gil. Found a bottle of
urine in the closet as well.
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Did she also have a drug problem?
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Uh,define "problem."
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The kind that requires using other
people's urine to pass a drug test.
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Then,yes.
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Please,I just want
to kiss her good-bye.
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We can't let you do that,sir.
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But she's my wife!
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- Your what?
- Ah,geez.
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Mitch.
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Yeah,annabelle and i
were married two days ago.
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Oh,I don't believe that.
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Oh,no,it's true. We had a deal.
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She said if I gave up
coke,then we could get married.
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- But you never gave up coke.
- She didn't know that.
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Gentlemen!The studio-
and both of you-
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have a substantial investment
in annabelle's image,
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so perhaps this discussion
could take place elsewhere.
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hey,jim,you're up.
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There it is.
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Signed,witnessed and notarized.
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Brass: You know,it's a tragic
coincidence that she died two days
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after you qualified for
half of what she's worth.
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Really? I thought that
was the bright side.
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Spencer: Are you kidding me?
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He's a parasite. He's a barnacle.
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He is the pimple on
the ass of a mediocrity.
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she picked him up three years ago
in a comedy club at sioux city,
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hired him to be her driver,then
a writer,then a producer,
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but all he really did was
push his weight around,
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get loaded and bang extras
behind annabelle's back.
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I didn't kill her. I love her!
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You know,when she called me to come
to her room last night,she was alive.
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But you were newlyweds. Why'd
you sleep in different rooms?
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Well,she had kind of a rule about that.
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She didn't like to look
at me after we had sex.
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Atwh do you know about the chicken?
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She didn't like to look
at me during sex,either.
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- Are you a bad boy?
- I'm a bad boy!
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- Who's your mama?
- You're my mama!
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- Say it.
- Mama!
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all right,now make that sound.
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this is a classic comedy prop.
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Goes way back probably
at least to vaudeville.
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But you probably want to know how
this ended up in annabelle's throat.
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I got no idea.
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Last time I saw it,it
was on a stage in L.A.
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Are you kidding me?
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You put a rubber chicken in my show?
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Do I look like a prop comic?
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I am not a prop comic!
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That was humiliating.
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Yeah,you must have felt
like... like an ass.
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Of course we're gonna
finish the episode.
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Just a couple of second unit shots
to pick up on the lot. That's it.
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Annabelle fundt's final
performance. It's ratings gold.
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30 share easy unless they
throw that dancing crap at us.
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This way,mr. Lietel.
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Sir,please. Stay with me,okay?
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Beautiful people doing
high-tech police work.
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There might be a series in this.
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- Hey,mr.Little. Have
a seat. - "Lie-tell."
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- Sorry.
- Okay,here we go.
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The elevator security cameras confirm
annabelle's presence at 11:01 P.M.
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And according to the
hotel's key card access log,
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she entered her room immediately
after exiting the elevator.
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Now,all you need to do is let us know if you
recognize anybody getting off on her floor.
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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- That'd be bud.
- At 11:06.
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Suite was entered at 11:07 P.M.
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He stayed in there
for roughly 20 minutes.
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That's consistent with his statement.
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But that's still plenty
of time to kill her.
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You know,that might
be one of our writers.
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What? You don't know for sure?
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Lietel: They're writers. She
hires 'em and she fires 'em.
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Who can keep track,right?
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Stokes: And there's annabelle going out.
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Wait a minute. We never
saw her going down.
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No,no,no,that'S...
natasha something-or-other.
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That's annabelle's
assistant/stand-in,whatever.
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Quite a resemblance.
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Annabelle made her get plastic
surgery so they'd look more alike.
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Paid for it out of her own pocket.
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- That's very generous.
- Sure.
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Let's call it generosity.
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Well,natasha came back
down at 11:57 P.M.,
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Carrying a garment bag.
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And that's it until the next
morning when spencer found the body.
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What the heck is she doing?
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Going on a midnight laundry run?
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You're not asking me
that question. I mean...
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that's your job,right? Because I...
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cap'n,do we have to do this right now?
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I'm on my way to the airport.
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We have surveillance that places you in
ms.Fundt's room around the time of her death,
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leaving with a garment bag.
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Of course you did.
That's one of my jobs.
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I knocked real quiet-like,and
when she didn't answer,
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I let myself in,got the
bag,and tiptoed out of there.
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- What was in the bag?
- Wardrobe,silly.
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I had to put it on the
truck to go back to L.A.
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Did you see annabelle?
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Cap'N. Miss annabelle had a firm rule.
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If she's asleep,don't wake her.
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If she's awake,don't talk to
her till she talks to you first.
243
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I don't know who in their right mind
want to talk to that bitch anyway.
244
00:14:27,490 --> 00:14:30,207
That's kinda harsh...
coming from her assistant.
245
00:14:30,207 --> 00:14:35,469
And stand-in,and photo double
and all-around whippin' girl.
246
00:14:35,469 --> 00:14:38,295
You have any idea what
that woman put me through?
247
00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:43,159
Tell the doctor to make yours
feel like these! See? Nice,right?
248
00:14:43,159 --> 00:14:45,076
Okay.
249
00:14:47,533 --> 00:14:51,797
Right and left breast
implants. Check... check.
250
00:14:51,797 --> 00:14:56,871
There are abrasions in the upper
esophagus,but no vital response in the tissue.
251
00:14:56,871 --> 00:14:59,967
Then the rubber chicken
was inserted postmortem.
252
00:15:02,863 --> 00:15:05,429
And,thus,not the cause of death.
253
00:15:05,429 --> 00:15:08,794
It might have been a gag. Sorry.
254
00:15:08,794 --> 00:15:11,670
Right and left buttock implants.
255
00:15:11,670 --> 00:15:15,685
High and firm. High and firm.
256
00:15:16,175 --> 00:15:18,302
That's right. Go ahead.
257
00:15:18,302 --> 00:15:20,748
Cheek... cheek.
258
00:15:20,748 --> 00:15:25,352
Cod subdural hematoma is the result of
a sharp blow to the back of the skull.
259
00:15:25,352 --> 00:15:28,088
If she hadn't gone quickly,she'd
would have gone slowly.
260
00:15:28,088 --> 00:15:32,992
There's cirrhosis of the liver,and
near perforating stomach ulcers.
261
00:15:35,968 --> 00:15:38,295
What's the matter,david?
262
00:15:38,295 --> 00:15:39,613
She's got no lady parts.
263
00:15:39,613 --> 00:15:41,940
She had a hysterectomy.
264
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:46,065
Okay. then why was
she using one of these?
265
00:15:47,073 --> 00:15:49,120
Nostalgia?
266
00:15:55,892 --> 00:16:01,395
Just one day after the tragic and untimely
death of tv superstar annabelle fundt,
267
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:06,898
extra caught up with some cast members,including
emmy award-winning costar megan kupowski.
268
00:16:07,277 --> 00:16:09,984
This is a profound tragedy.
269
00:16:09,984 --> 00:16:13,649
Annabelle had a huge
impact on all of us,
270
00:16:13,649 --> 00:16:16,065
and she will be deeply missed.
271
00:16:17,862 --> 00:16:20,759
Godspeed,annabelle.
272
00:16:23,136 --> 00:16:25,562
You miss her,too,don't you,binky?
273
00:16:25,562 --> 00:16:28,338
Wave good-bye to annabelle.
274
00:16:29,168 --> 00:16:30,856
Bye-bye.
275
00:16:49,540 --> 00:16:51,757
That time of the month,huh?
276
00:16:51,757 --> 00:16:55,922
I know. Picking out the right
feminine product can be so hard.
277
00:16:56,511 --> 00:16:58,318
You gonna mock me or help me?
278
00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,076
I have to choose?
279
00:17:00,076 --> 00:17:02,013
I can't get this to work.
280
00:17:02,013 --> 00:17:04,740
Well,that's probably 'cause you
don't have the right equipment.
281
00:17:05,169 --> 00:17:07,566
You don't,do you?
282
00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:10,522
You're lucky you're cute.
283
00:17:10,522 --> 00:17:13,708
Annabelle fundt was dosing
mpr taheons with vodka.
284
00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:16,264
- Does that even work?
- Kinda.
285
00:17:16,264 --> 00:17:19,800
Even at their most absorbent,tampons
only hold about 19 grams of fluid,
286
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:22,756
or about 20 milliliters.
287
00:17:22,756 --> 00:17:26,121
Well,that's enough for aunt flo,but
that is not gonna get an alcoholic drunk.
288
00:17:26,121 --> 00:17:28,259
Who's aunt flo?
289
00:17:29,646 --> 00:17:32,093
All right. Well,maybe she was
just doing it to take the edge off,
290
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:35,808
but what I can't figure out is how she managed
it because every time I throw one in here,
291
00:17:35,808 --> 00:17:38,265
it turns into spongebob squarepants.
292
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:42,539
You don't take it out
of the applicator first.
293
00:17:43,368 --> 00:17:45,106
Gimme.
294
00:17:48,990 --> 00:17:50,479
Thanks.
295
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,153
Watch and learn.
296
00:18:00,745 --> 00:18:04,130
There. That's why they
call it an applicator.
297
00:18:06,227 --> 00:18:09,253
- I always wondered how that worked.
- All men do.
298
00:18:09,253 --> 00:18:12,548
So,if annabelle was using
vodka-soaked tampons to get drunk,
299
00:18:12,548 --> 00:18:14,726
where was she getting the
booze?There was none in her suite.
300
00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:17,073
According to henry,it
was full of pure vodka.
301
00:18:17,762 --> 00:18:21,437
Possibly a way of imbibing
without aggravating her ulcers.
302
00:18:21,437 --> 00:18:24,183
God,I hope she wasn't gargling
with vinegar and baking soda.
303
00:18:24,183 --> 00:18:26,590
- Wouldn't do much for plaque.
- No.
304
00:18:29,296 --> 00:18:31,064
What does this look like to you?
305
00:18:33,591 --> 00:18:36,596
- Hermaphrodite on roller skesat.
- A puppy.
306
00:18:39,113 --> 00:18:43,197
No. Not this. This.
307
00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:51,087
Shoe impression.
308
00:18:51,087 --> 00:18:53,684
Triangular ball,narrow heel.
309
00:18:53,684 --> 00:18:54,872
Looks like a woman's shoe.
310
00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:58,248
Yeah,somebody stepped in the
blood. I doubt it was the vic.
311
00:19:10,591 --> 00:19:12,788
We got a suspect.
312
00:19:16,513 --> 00:19:18,291
grissom.
313
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,816
Are they willing to hold the scene?
314
00:19:21,816 --> 00:19:24,123
I'll meet you at the airport.
315
00:20:27,917 --> 00:20:30,294
- Pull the cover off.
- Sure thing,detective.
316
00:20:36,765 --> 00:20:38,573
So much for movie magic.
317
00:20:38,573 --> 00:20:41,749
The show was trying to finish up the
episode using annabelle's photo double.
318
00:20:41,749 --> 00:20:44,165
Simple drive-by. Second unit stuff.
319
00:20:44,165 --> 00:20:46,782
Car went out of control. She wrecked.
320
00:20:46,782 --> 00:20:49,289
Paramedics were on the scene in minutes.
321
00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:51,326
She was dead when they pulled her out.
322
00:20:51,326 --> 00:20:54,212
Grissom: She was our prime suspect
in the annabelle fundt case.
323
00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:56,649
We wanted to talk to her
when we got the call from you.
324
00:20:56,649 --> 00:20:58,386
You got a ouija board?
325
00:20:58,386 --> 00:21:00,244
I got something better.
326
00:21:04,688 --> 00:21:05,936
Help!
327
00:21:08,722 --> 00:21:10,351
Oh,my gosh,is she okay?
328
00:21:10,351 --> 00:21:12,687
So who had access to the car?
329
00:21:12,907 --> 00:21:16,243
Well,actually,it was
annabelle's personal car.
330
00:21:16,243 --> 00:21:20,706
She leased it,then made the studio pay
her a rental fee to use it on the show.
331
00:21:20,706 --> 00:21:22,264
A ferrari?
332
00:21:22,264 --> 00:21:25,270
I thought she played a
struggling single mom.
333
00:21:25,270 --> 00:21:27,796
Oh,they had her win
it in a radio contest.
334
00:21:27,796 --> 00:21:30,852
For me, that's when the
show jumped the shark.
335
00:21:31,362 --> 00:21:36,346
In any event,it was on a locked truck
since before the company left for vegas.
336
00:21:36,346 --> 00:21:39,311
They were supposed to
shoot that scene in vegas.
337
00:21:39,311 --> 00:21:41,728
So annabelle was supposed
to be driving this car.
338
00:21:41,728 --> 00:21:43,846
Yep. We'll take it to impound.
339
00:21:43,846 --> 00:21:46,502
The body will go to mission road,and
I'll let you know what we find.
340
00:21:46,502 --> 00:21:47,840
Thanks.
341
00:21:50,707 --> 00:21:52,114
- Hey,jim.
- Yeah?
342
00:21:52,114 --> 00:21:55,649
What does that mean,"jumping the shark"?
343
00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:58,176
Well,remember the fonz?
344
00:21:59,155 --> 00:22:01,262
The fonz?
345
00:22:01,791 --> 00:22:05,686
binky! No! Binky,wake up! Wake up!
346
00:22:05,686 --> 00:22:09,980
oh,god! Why,god,why?
347
00:22:11,678 --> 00:22:13,905
Binky! Binky!
348
00:22:16,262 --> 00:22:18,688
what is happening?
349
00:22:22,753 --> 00:22:24,570
I'm sorry. What's a binky?
350
00:22:25,409 --> 00:22:27,337
Oh,okay. How sad.
351
00:22:27,337 --> 00:22:33,379
L.A.Crime lab found an after-market chip inside
the ferrari's engine control system,but no prints.
352
00:22:33,379 --> 00:22:36,535
Well,anyone with a laptop who
knows how to flash an eprom
353
00:22:36,535 --> 00:22:38,621
can get a car to do anything they want.
354
00:22:38,621 --> 00:22:40,100
Street racers do it all the time.
355
00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:43,276
Chips are easy to
obtain,virtually untraceable.
356
00:22:43,276 --> 00:22:45,302
Detective flores is
keeping us in the loop.
357
00:22:45,302 --> 00:22:46,471
We're gonna do breakfast.
358
00:22:46,471 --> 00:22:49,217
Okay. Don't go all
hollywood on us,all right?
359
00:22:49,217 --> 00:22:51,035
I'll see you soon.
360
00:22:51,035 --> 00:22:52,513
Hodges: Hmm,check this out.
361
00:22:52,513 --> 00:22:54,481
This is bud's wedding
from a couple days ago.
362
00:22:54,481 --> 00:22:56,698
They went for the "breath
of nature" package.
363
00:22:56,698 --> 00:22:58,025
Willows: And you know this because...
364
00:22:58,025 --> 00:23:00,293
She's wearing a veil.
There's ivy on the trellis.
365
00:23:00,293 --> 00:23:01,600
That cost extra,you know?
366
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:04,378
God,it's nice to know that
annabelle was a romantic.
367
00:23:04,378 --> 00:23:07,084
Mm,I'm not so sure about that.
368
00:23:08,172 --> 00:23:13,125
Oh,and just so you know,I'm considering
this a working lunch,so I did not clock out.
369
00:23:14,064 --> 00:23:16,950
Take a gander at this.
370
00:23:20,006 --> 00:23:22,473
Next guy up to be married
catches this on his cell phone,
371
00:23:22,473 --> 00:23:25,099
then he sells it 'cause
he realizes what he has.
372
00:23:25,099 --> 00:23:28,016
But he caught more
than he thought he did.
373
00:23:31,012 --> 00:23:33,768
annabelle didn't have
a mole on her chin.
374
00:23:33,768 --> 00:23:37,193
Always a stand-in,never a bride.
375
00:23:37,563 --> 00:23:39,340
Bud didn't marry annabelle.
376
00:23:39,340 --> 00:23:42,326
He married natasha
pretending to be annabelle.
377
00:23:42,666 --> 00:23:43,884
Well,one thing's for sure.
378
00:23:43,884 --> 00:23:46,111
Neither one of them's
pretending to be dead.
379
00:23:46,111 --> 00:23:47,669
I guess that makes bud a liar.
380
00:23:47,669 --> 00:23:49,456
Then he's moving up.
381
00:23:55,218 --> 00:24:01,001
a few short years ago,bud parker was just another
iowa barback slinging drinks in sioux city.
382
00:24:01,001 --> 00:24:03,628
Annabelle fundt was his ticket out.
383
00:24:03,628 --> 00:24:06,314
It was love at first
sight,hollywood-style.
384
00:24:06,314 --> 00:24:10,728
Bud climbed from the bottom rung to
the top of the heap in record time.
385
00:24:11,531 --> 00:24:14,058
Annabelle and me were
made for each other.
386
00:24:14,058 --> 00:24:17,034
You know,she's got my
back,and I've got hers.
387
00:24:17,034 --> 00:24:20,579
More,but less and funnier!
388
00:24:21,708 --> 00:24:25,682
We share a love of animals,thighmasters,
389
00:24:25,682 --> 00:24:30,196
long walks on the
beach,poor people,stuff.
390
00:24:33,511 --> 00:24:36,387
We're very spiritual,
391
00:24:36,387 --> 00:24:38,435
- right,bud?
- Oh,yeah.
392
00:24:39,064 --> 00:24:40,882
Dalai lama.
393
00:24:45,026 --> 00:24:47,343
- Brass: Nice office.
- Yeah,thanks.
394
00:24:50,369 --> 00:24:52,825
Hey,easy on the emmy there,buddy.
395
00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:55,313
- Is that what this is?
- Yeah.
396
00:25:01,744 --> 00:25:04,910
Whoa,don't you need a
search warrant for that?
397
00:25:10,232 --> 00:25:12,230
Are these yours?
398
00:25:12,788 --> 00:25:13,957
What was I supposed to do?
399
00:25:13,957 --> 00:25:16,583
She was a mean drunk,but she
was worse when she was sober.
400
00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:19,469
So you kept her liquored up
while you schtupped natasha?
401
00:25:19,469 --> 00:25:20,538
What?
402
00:25:20,538 --> 00:25:25,512
L.A.Coroner's office found
semen in natasha's vaginal canal.
403
00:25:25,512 --> 00:25:29,566
What's the L.A.Coroner's office
doing in natasha's vaginal canal?
404
00:25:31,104 --> 00:25:33,721
Is there something you
want to tell us,bud?
405
00:25:33,721 --> 00:25:35,678
All right.
406
00:25:36,477 --> 00:25:40,821
That's probably my,you know,in her...
407
00:25:40,821 --> 00:25:41,860
we know.
408
00:25:41,860 --> 00:25:44,996
So you faked your wedding; you
used natasha as a photo double;
409
00:25:44,996 --> 00:25:49,220
annabelle dies; you inherit everything
she had; split it with natasha. Nice plan.
410
00:25:49,220 --> 00:25:51,527
No. No,no,no,no.
411
00:25:51,527 --> 00:25:54,563
Well,yeah,that was the
plan,but we didn't kill her.
412
00:25:54,563 --> 00:25:57,289
When natasha went up to her
room,she was already dead.
413
00:25:57,289 --> 00:26:01,683
Damn! I was looking forward to this.
414
00:26:04,409 --> 00:26:07,315
I think natasha found her dead
because you killed annabelle.
415
00:26:07,315 --> 00:26:11,090
Then you killed the only person
who knew about the plan: Natasha.
416
00:26:11,090 --> 00:26:12,559
Why would I kill natasha?
417
00:26:12,559 --> 00:26:16,633
Doing her was like doing annabelle,except she
didn't yell at me when I couldn't get it up.
418
00:26:16,633 --> 00:26:19,490
Why'd you reprogram the
computer chip in her car?
419
00:26:19,490 --> 00:26:22,006
There are computer chips in cars?
420
00:26:22,006 --> 00:26:23,593
Look,I don't know who you
killed or who you didn't kill,
421
00:26:23,593 --> 00:26:26,351
but I do know we can hold
you for conspiracy to commit.
422
00:26:26,351 --> 00:26:27,119
You can?
423
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,506
- You just admitted it.
- I did?
424
00:26:29,506 --> 00:26:30,544
Mike.
425
00:26:31,273 --> 00:26:33,410
I thought these guys were extras.
426
00:26:34,629 --> 00:26:35,738
That went really badly.
427
00:26:35,738 --> 00:26:37,215
So you like him for it?
428
00:26:37,215 --> 00:26:39,053
There's nothing about this guy I like.
429
00:26:39,053 --> 00:26:40,890
But if he's smart enough to
pull off a double homicide,
430
00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:44,745
he deserves one of these 'cause he's
a better actor than anyone on the show.
431
00:26:46,483 --> 00:26:48,690
Simms: Care to guess what
was on that rubber chicken?
432
00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:49,909
Other than bud's ass?
433
00:26:49,909 --> 00:26:51,776
I found one unknown male contributor,
434
00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:54,812
but this guy's dna matched the urine
from the water bottle in the closet.
435
00:26:54,812 --> 00:26:57,718
Okay.any port in a storm
436
00:26:57,718 --> 00:27:01,333
Honey,why don't you take
ten and go get minty fresh?
437
00:27:01,333 --> 00:27:04,389
I think I will. Thanks.
438
00:27:06,706 --> 00:27:08,404
Okay,greg,what do you got?
439
00:27:08,404 --> 00:27:12,828
Well,I wawos rking my way back from the
time of the murder to earlier in the day.
440
00:27:12,828 --> 00:27:14,415
Check this out.
441
00:27:14,415 --> 00:27:16,303
Willows: It's the writing staff?
442
00:27:16,303 --> 00:27:19,139
Around 7:00,four guys go up.
443
00:27:19,139 --> 00:27:24,302
After about a half hour,three come down,followed
a couple minutes later by annabelle.
444
00:27:25,051 --> 00:27:26,580
What happened to the fourth rider?
445
00:27:26,580 --> 00:27:30,245
I think he's the one who came
down alone close to midnight.
446
00:27:38,553 --> 00:27:40,480
Willows: He's drinking
titan springs water.
447
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,945
That's the brand bottle I found at
the murder site filled with urine.
448
00:27:43,945 --> 00:27:48,160
So this guy might have been waiting
for annabelle when she came back.
449
00:27:58,536 --> 00:28:00,823
looks like a comedy writer
meca out of the closet.
450
00:28:00,823 --> 00:28:03,220
I doubt if it's the first time.
451
00:28:03,220 --> 00:28:05,107
I hear boston legal's
looking for writers.
452
00:28:05,107 --> 00:28:07,055
- How is that a comedy?
- It's not.
453
00:28:07,055 --> 00:28:09,452
- That's why you'd be perfect for it.
- Funny.
454
00:28:09,452 --> 00:28:11,968
Anybody have a contact
at two and a half men?
455
00:28:11,968 --> 00:28:14,085
I'd rather sleep with
annabelle than write that crap.
456
00:28:14,085 --> 00:28:16,343
- Annabelle's dead.
- I'm saying.
457
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,758
Can we help you?
458
00:28:19,758 --> 00:28:22,594
I'm gonna need to collect a
dna sample from all of you.
459
00:28:22,594 --> 00:28:24,441
Doesn't sound good.
460
00:28:24,441 --> 00:28:26,139
Brass: It's really not so bad.
461
00:28:26,139 --> 00:28:30,164
Now,we know that the three of you went up to
annabelle's suite around 7:00 P.M. The night she died.
462
00:28:30,164 --> 00:28:31,821
It's kind of a ritual on the show.
463
00:28:31,821 --> 00:28:33,450
6:00 to 7:00 is cocktails.
464
00:28:33,450 --> 00:28:35,437
7:00 to 8:00 is bend over and take it.
465
00:28:35,437 --> 00:28:37,265
But there were four
of you in the elevator.
466
00:28:37,265 --> 00:28:40,640
Yeah,me,don,eddie,and the new guy.
467
00:28:45,223 --> 00:28:46,602
I'm sorry. Who are you?
468
00:28:46,602 --> 00:28:48,339
Jimmy,new writer.
469
00:28:48,339 --> 00:28:50,797
Hey,jimmy. Welcome to hell.
470
00:28:50,797 --> 00:28:55,080
Annabelle and bud would hire anybody:
Friends,bartenders,drug dealers.
471
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:58,875
They'd last a couple weeks,suck
down a few paychecks,then disappear.
472
00:28:58,875 --> 00:29:02,061
So how do we find the new guy jimmy?
473
00:29:04,119 --> 00:29:07,334
Come to think of it,uh,I
haven't seen him since vegas.
474
00:29:07,334 --> 00:29:10,100
We figure he snuck out of the hotel
room while annabelle was reaming us out.
475
00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:12,926
You think he's the one who killed her?
476
00:29:16,352 --> 00:29:18,469
It's kinda looking that way,isn't it?
477
00:29:18,469 --> 00:29:22,054
Does that,like,make us
accessories to murder?
478
00:29:22,054 --> 00:29:24,740
- Not likely.
- Aw,damn.
479
00:29:24,740 --> 00:29:26,308
Is it against the law
to tell people we are?
480
00:29:26,308 --> 00:29:29,464
- Because we would really like to do that.
- Yes.
481
00:29:48,888 --> 00:29:52,973
- If you see that man,call the number,please?
- If you see this guy,would you call pd for me?
482
00:29:52,973 --> 00:29:54,381
Thank you.
483
00:29:54,381 --> 00:29:58,834
Sir,if you see this
man,call this number,please.
484
00:29:58,834 --> 00:30:02,010
sir,see that man,call
that number,please.
485
00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:05,735
if you see this man,call this number.
486
00:30:10,669 --> 00:30:12,746
Call that number if you see that man.
487
00:30:25,748 --> 00:30:27,247
rick.
488
00:30:32,489 --> 00:30:34,517
Richard langford?
489
00:30:40,039 --> 00:30:42,556
you're under arrest.
490
00:30:42,955 --> 00:30:45,731
A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
491
00:30:52,825 --> 00:30:56,910
One of the main suspects in the
investigation appears to be richard langford,
492
00:30:56,910 --> 00:31:01,934
an actor who,strangely enough,played a
memorable bit part on the hit tv show.
493
00:31:01,934 --> 00:31:03,401
All right,good as new.
494
00:31:03,401 --> 00:31:05,827
- Are you sure?
- Maybe you should check it again.
495
00:31:05,827 --> 00:31:09,063
No,really,it's completely totally fixed.
496
00:31:09,063 --> 00:31:11,391
- Check it.
- Okay.
497
00:31:12,060 --> 00:31:15,924
But richard langford's appearance on
the annabelle show would be his last.
498
00:31:15,924 --> 00:31:21,297
For more than three years,the fledgling
actor was off the showbiz radar until now.
499
00:31:21,297 --> 00:31:24,593
Oh,listen,man. I can explain. Can
we talk about this? I did not...
500
00:31:24,593 --> 00:31:27,099
no! Stop! Oh,god! No!
501
00:31:27,099 --> 00:31:30,195
I am an artist,man! I'm an artist!
502
00:31:30,195 --> 00:31:32,453
I was on television!
503
00:31:33,301 --> 00:31:37,685
They were gonna make me a regular.
You know... the funny plumber?
504
00:31:39,422 --> 00:31:40,401
So what happened?
505
00:31:40,401 --> 00:31:41,590
She wanted to have sex with me.
506
00:31:41,590 --> 00:31:43,297
- Who did?
- Annabelle.
507
00:31:43,297 --> 00:31:46,353
Then when I told her that I was
married and couldn't,she had me fired.
508
00:31:46,353 --> 00:31:49,210
And then I couldn't find any
more work and my wife left me
509
00:31:49,210 --> 00:31:51,866
I'm living in my car which is
what I wound up trading to the dude
510
00:31:51,866 --> 00:31:54,982
that owned the robot guy
franchise on that corner.
511
00:31:54,982 --> 00:31:56,100
It's a franchise?
512
00:31:56,100 --> 00:31:58,527
Yeah,yeah,yeah,we're
all over the country.
513
00:31:58,527 --> 00:32:01,284
What were you doing in
annabelle's closet,richard?
514
00:32:01,284 --> 00:32:04,969
Well,I-I saw the show was in
town,and I thought that if maybe
515
00:32:04,969 --> 00:32:08,015
I could talk to her that she'd
give me another chance,you know?
516
00:32:08,015 --> 00:32:10,641
I mean,what the hell?
I'm not married anymore.
517
00:32:10,641 --> 00:32:13,816
I'd do her if I absolutely had to.
518
00:32:13,816 --> 00:32:17,751
I know you snuck up the elevator
with the writers. What then?
519
00:32:18,071 --> 00:32:20,018
They barely noticed I was there.
520
00:32:20,018 --> 00:32:22,785
What did I tell you about
this goddamn chicken,huh?
521
00:32:22,785 --> 00:32:24,682
I do not want a prop chicken in my show.
522
00:32:24,682 --> 00:32:27,398
Did you see the name on
the script? Ann-a-belle!
523
00:32:27,398 --> 00:32:29,466
Annabelle,not dumb ch...
524
00:32:29,466 --> 00:32:31,503
I was gonna talk to her
after the other writers left,
525
00:32:31,503 --> 00:32:34,039
and then she left,too,so I just...
526
00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:35,508
hid in the closet.
527
00:32:35,508 --> 00:32:38,634
eating candy bars and
peeing in a bottle.
528
00:32:38,634 --> 00:32:40,990
I know that,too.
529
00:32:40,990 --> 00:32:43,536
What happened when she got back?
530
00:32:44,066 --> 00:32:46,094
She called bud.
531
00:32:46,094 --> 00:32:47,891
- Are you a bad boy?
- I'm a bad boy!
532
00:32:47,891 --> 00:32:49,329
- Who's your mama?
- *****
533
00:32:49,329 --> 00:32:53,523
Richard: There's some stuff,once
you see it You can't ever unsee it.
534
00:32:54,182 --> 00:32:57,258
I- I-I guess he couldn't
get the job done.
535
00:32:58,397 --> 00:33:00,384
sorry,baby. I tried.
536
00:33:00,384 --> 00:33:05,398
Get out. Get out,you useless
waste of skin! Get out!
537
00:33:05,867 --> 00:33:07,574
Good night.
538
00:33:07,574 --> 00:33:10,230
Finally,she was alone.
539
00:33:10,230 --> 00:33:11,599
Annabelle...
540
00:33:11,599 --> 00:33:13,836
do I know you?
541
00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:21,596
plumber guy!
542
00:33:23,842 --> 00:33:26,868
the next thing I know,she grabs my...
543
00:33:33,889 --> 00:33:36,526
It was an accident,man. I swear to god.
544
00:33:36,526 --> 00:33:38,573
What about the chicken?
545
00:33:38,942 --> 00:33:41,159
What chicken?
546
00:33:41,509 --> 00:33:44,535
the rubber chicken
with your dna on it,man.
547
00:33:44,535 --> 00:33:46,473
That chicken.
548
00:33:47,391 --> 00:33:52,404
Yeah,that-that was less of an accident
than the accident... was an accident.
549
00:33:56,909 --> 00:33:59,265
I- I thought maybe I
could blame it on...
550
00:33:59,265 --> 00:34:02,251
on bud or one of the other writers.
551
00:34:02,721 --> 00:34:05,886
If her death was really an accident,richard,why
didn't you just call the police?
552
00:34:05,886 --> 00:34:08,103
Oh,come on,man. I snuck into her suite.
553
00:34:08,103 --> 00:34:12,008
I- I hid in her closet,and then she
dies? How's that gonna look on my resume?
554
00:34:12,008 --> 00:34:14,734
Like premeditated murder.
555
00:34:18,110 --> 00:34:21,715
You know anybody who wants
to buy a robot guy franchise?
556
00:34:21,715 --> 00:34:22,824
So that's it?
557
00:34:22,824 --> 00:34:27,667
Robot-man-closet-stalker guy gets his
package grabbed and the tv star dies?
558
00:34:28,056 --> 00:34:30,434
It is the classic story.
559
00:34:30,434 --> 00:34:32,660
- You wanted to see us,doc?
- Yeah.
560
00:34:32,660 --> 00:34:37,175
I was disposing of annabelle's medical
waste,and I noticed something strange.
561
00:34:37,175 --> 00:34:40,740
With hematomas,there's almost
always some fibrous tissue,
562
00:34:40,740 --> 00:34:42,967
but the blood in her
brain never clotted.
563
00:34:42,967 --> 00:34:44,464
She was an alcoholic.
564
00:34:44,464 --> 00:34:48,319
True,but the show required a physical
every six months for insurance purposes,
565
00:34:48,319 --> 00:34:50,337
so I went through her medical records.
566
00:34:50,337 --> 00:34:54,241
Clotting function was normal even
at the height of her alcoholism.
567
00:34:54,241 --> 00:34:56,908
- So no hemophilia,either.
- Nope.
568
00:34:56,908 --> 00:35:01,461
What we have here is
failure to coagulate.
569
00:35:03,969 --> 00:35:07,304
Her blood tested positive
for hemadin with an inr of 4.0
570
00:35:07,304 --> 00:35:09,751
That's slightly higher
than clinical levels.
571
00:35:09,751 --> 00:35:13,186
Are you sure that there's no other reason
why she might have been taking blood thinners?
572
00:35:13,186 --> 00:35:14,863
Uh,she had ulcers.
573
00:35:14,863 --> 00:35:17,421
Blood thinner would never be prescribed.
574
00:35:17,421 --> 00:35:20,936
Stokes: Hemadin's not
really a recreational drug.
575
00:35:20,936 --> 00:35:22,573
How'd it get into her system?
576
00:35:22,573 --> 00:35:24,930
I retested all the food
and drink in her suite,
577
00:35:24,930 --> 00:35:28,565
and there was hemadin in her
vodka-filled mouthwash bottle.
578
00:35:28,565 --> 00:35:30,143
So somebody was poisoning her.
579
00:35:30,143 --> 00:35:34,068
Yeah,somebody who knew she was doing
more than swishing her mouthwash.
580
00:35:34,068 --> 00:35:38,292
If annabelle hadn't have had these
high levels of hemadin in her blood,
581
00:35:38,292 --> 00:35:40,210
could she still be alive?
582
00:35:40,210 --> 00:35:42,287
Well,her head injury was serious.
583
00:35:42,287 --> 00:35:46,172
But I'd have to say the blood
thinner in her system could well
584
00:35:46,172 --> 00:35:49,507
have been the difference
between her living and dying.
585
00:35:49,507 --> 00:35:53,132
So the clot doesn't
thicken,but the plot does.
586
00:35:53,132 --> 00:35:56,158
Get this. L.A.Coroner's office called.
587
00:35:56,158 --> 00:35:59,883
There was hemadin in
natasha's system as well.
588
00:36:00,932 --> 00:36:04,637
Probably from drinking
bud's tainted vodka.
589
00:36:08,123 --> 00:36:11,947
So annabelle and natasha were
ingesting the same poison.
590
00:36:11,947 --> 00:36:16,661
Other than bud,who knew annabelle
was drinking her mouthwash?
591
00:36:17,670 --> 00:36:19,417
I know who.
592
00:36:19,417 --> 00:36:21,145
Brass: Working late?
593
00:36:21,625 --> 00:36:26,417
No. Just saying good-bye to
a wonderful part of my past.
594
00:36:26,417 --> 00:36:28,106
We'd like to talk to you.
595
00:36:28,106 --> 00:36:30,123
Oh,of course. About what?
596
00:36:30,123 --> 00:36:32,619
Grissom: Hemadin,among other things.
597
00:36:32,619 --> 00:36:34,257
Oh,a miracle drug.
598
00:36:34,257 --> 00:36:38,092
It's what kept binky alive.
Well... until yesterday.
599
00:36:38,092 --> 00:36:40,948
It also killed annabelle and natasha.
600
00:36:40,948 --> 00:36:43,475
Really? How odd.
601
00:36:43,475 --> 00:36:44,823
We check edwith your vet.
602
00:36:44,823 --> 00:36:50,755
He said you ordered extra refills of
hemadin because your dog spitting it out?
603
00:36:50,755 --> 00:36:54,490
Yes. Fussy,silly,sad little binky.
604
00:36:54,490 --> 00:36:56,597
Oh,I miss him so.
605
00:36:56,597 --> 00:36:58,744
Not annabelle?
606
00:36:58,744 --> 00:37:00,842
Not so much.
607
00:37:00,842 --> 00:37:02,908
Take a look at this,will you?
608
00:37:06,404 --> 00:37:09,819
Honey,why don't you take
ten and go get minty fresh.
609
00:37:10,139 --> 00:37:12,915
I think I will. Thanks.
610
00:37:14,923 --> 00:37:16,830
Director: And action.
611
00:37:17,489 --> 00:37:19,536
Minty fresh.
612
00:37:19,536 --> 00:37:23,900
You knew about the alcohol in annabelle's
mouthwash,and she knew you knew about it.
613
00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:28,225
But what she didn't know is that you were
spiking it with your dog's blood thinners.
614
00:37:28,225 --> 00:37:30,801
Bravo,gentlemen.
615
00:37:30,801 --> 00:37:35,056
You should register that,because
around here,the walls have ears.
616
00:37:35,056 --> 00:37:38,671
That's going to end up in somebody's
script,and guess who won't get credit. You.
617
00:37:39,269 --> 00:37:40,648
Brass: Yeah,we're not done.
618
00:37:40,648 --> 00:37:43,963
So when annabelle wouldn't kick
off soon enough to suit you,
619
00:37:43,963 --> 00:37:46,170
you tampered with the
computer chip in her car,
620
00:37:46,170 --> 00:37:49,666
knowing that even a minor accident
would cause her to bleed out and die.
621
00:37:49,666 --> 00:37:52,931
But the scene kept getting
pushed,and in the end,it was natasha,
622
00:37:52,931 --> 00:37:54,629
not annabelle who was at the wheel.
623
00:37:54,629 --> 00:37:56,297
This is utterly fantastic.
624
00:37:56,297 --> 00:38:02,858
And this malevolent second banana
knows how to do this because...
625
00:38:02,858 --> 00:38:08,701
she's a child genius- national honor
society,mensa, yale summa cum laude,all that crap.
626
00:38:08,701 --> 00:38:11,517
- I didn't say that.
- No,I'm coloring the character in for you.
627
00:38:11,517 --> 00:38:14,702
Okay,yeah,so she's a
brainiac and blah,blah,blah,
628
00:38:14,702 --> 00:38:20,354
but that still doesn't explain how she got the specific
expertise to program the car's engine control chip.
629
00:38:26,246 --> 00:38:27,475
I've got it.
630
00:38:27,475 --> 00:38:32,619
She has a degenerate uncle giuseppe who works
as an automotive software engineer in rome.
631
00:38:32,619 --> 00:38:33,966
- She does?
- You do?
632
00:38:33,966 --> 00:38:37,382
And he showed her how to do it in
exchange for certain unsavory favors.
633
00:38:37,382 --> 00:38:40,527
Oh,wait a minute. That sounds
like a,uh... what do you call it?
634
00:38:40,527 --> 00:38:41,706
Writers' contrivance.
635
00:38:41,706 --> 00:38:44,492
Yeah,yeah,it's a bit of a
reach,but you get one per episode.
636
00:38:44,492 --> 00:38:47,718
So they send interpol to arrest the guy.
637
00:38:47,718 --> 00:38:48,937
How did they know how to finhid m?
638
00:38:48,937 --> 00:38:51,243
Could you please not get
bogged down in details?
639
00:38:51,243 --> 00:38:57,145
Anyway,so they're escorting the guy in handcuffs
onto the plane at da vinci international airport,and,
640
00:38:57,145 --> 00:38:59,582
and...kaboom!
641
00:38:59,901 --> 00:39:03,596
He's killed in a terrorist
attack by basque separatists.
642
00:39:03,596 --> 00:39:05,454
Shouldn't basque
separatists be in spain?
643
00:39:05,454 --> 00:39:06,642
Oh,it's great.
644
00:39:06,642 --> 00:39:10,337
It's got everything you'd want:
Narrative propulsion,memorable characters,
645
00:39:10,337 --> 00:39:13,124
a felicitous intertwining of
the random and the deliberate.
646
00:39:13,124 --> 00:39:14,422
Just one question.
647
00:39:14,422 --> 00:39:17,098
- What's that?
- What's her motivation?
648
00:39:17,957 --> 00:39:21,572
Maybe she was tired of all the
constant abuse and humiliation.
649
00:39:21,572 --> 00:39:23,869
Grissom: Yeah,she's
not getting any younger.
650
00:39:23,869 --> 00:39:26,885
She knows how hollywood
deals with aging actresses.
651
00:39:26,885 --> 00:39:28,613
Brass: Yeah,she knows
time is not on her side.
652
00:39:28,613 --> 00:39:32,778
She figures she'll bump off the bitch
and move herself up to number one.
653
00:39:32,778 --> 00:39:36,063
You're very good,but
you've still got a problem.
654
00:39:36,063 --> 00:39:38,839
- What's that?
- No hard evidence.
655
00:39:38,839 --> 00:39:41,925
No fingerprints,no hairs
you can stick in a machine
656
00:39:41,925 --> 00:39:46,649
that spits out the kind of truth juries
lap up like a saucer of warm milk.
657
00:39:46,649 --> 00:39:50,164
How do you know we're not
saving the best for the last act?
658
00:39:50,573 --> 00:39:51,712
Are you?
659
00:39:51,712 --> 00:39:54,428
Because if you've got it,bring it on.
660
00:39:57,224 --> 00:40:00,670
Just as I thought. Bubkes.
661
00:40:01,429 --> 00:40:04,215
So you figure,"what the
hell? Give it a shot."
662
00:40:04,215 --> 00:40:09,568
You cook up this weak gruel of spindly
circumstances and wild conjecture
663
00:40:09,568 --> 00:40:12,694
just to see if you can
rattle banana 2.0's cage,
664
00:40:12,694 --> 00:40:14,771
just to see what she gives up,
665
00:40:14,771 --> 00:40:18,686
but she's way too cool and
in the end reveals nothing.
666
00:40:18,686 --> 00:40:21,802
She simply smiles and says,
667
00:40:22,561 --> 00:40:25,407
"gentlemen,if you'll excuse me,
668
00:40:25,407 --> 00:40:29,292
I have a 13-episode commitment
from cbs to attend to."
669
00:40:30,729 --> 00:40:33,107
It's called megan's family.
670
00:40:33,107 --> 00:40:37,520
And with that,she and her lover-
slash-executive producer turn
671
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:39,918
and make their grand exit.
672
00:40:44,781 --> 00:40:45,730
We'll be watching you.
673
00:40:45,730 --> 00:40:48,636
Mondays-
9:30,8:30 central.
674
00:40:56,295 --> 00:40:59,411
Forget it,gil. It's burbank.
675
00:41:22,610 --> 00:41:24,457
Ugh,that looks bad.
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