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You can breathalize me all you want, but the broad
came right at me. I swear, it wasn't my fault.
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Sir, I understand.
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Ooh, that's what happens when 6,000
pounds of thrust meets three feet of hood.
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This was not a fair fight.
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Well, now, how did she
end up way over here?
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There must be 20 feet of rubber burned
into this asphalt. She was braking hard.
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She definitely swerved out of her lane.
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I think I may know why.
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Oh. What kind of animal
are we talking about here?
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A big one.
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The victim could have clipped the
animal when it ran in front of her.
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Well, it can't have gone far.
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Hmm. Ooh. Not much padding.
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Whoa. This is incredibly
detailed. Eyelashes, nostrils ...
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Oh, yeah. That's what you see out of. I once dated the
Detroit Lions Mascot. Off-season. Dutch was his name.
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The breadth of your social
experience never ceases to impress me.
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Dutch never had furballs, though.
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Are you all right, David?
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It's just ... disturbing. There was a big raccoon who
hosted an after-school kids show when I was little.
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Stripey. Everybody
loved him. I loved him.
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"Stripey's" brother suffered blunt force trauma
caused by a violent collision with a moving vehicle.
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The eternal question: Why did the man
in the raccoon suit cross the road?
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Frozen stiff.
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Looks like he died trying to get
out. Trying to get to the door, maybe.
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It got messy. Check
out the shotgun spatter.
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Single blast. Went in, went out. Ooh. This
has got to be the coldest place in Vegas.
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Let's go. Vega's got the security guard.
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Yeah, he's not going anywhere.
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So, Peter, when you
checked in at eight ...
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Not Peter.
Petey. P-E-T-E-Y.
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Hey, how you doing? Good.
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The shooter may have
cleaned out the machines.
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Those things hold a lot of
dough. Take was maybe, uh, $600.
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They shot a guy over a vending machine?
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So, uh, Petey, where were
you when all this went down?
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I was in the guard shack. Where
else would I be? You tell us.
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If a guy walks into a freezer, shoots a guy and
smashes six vending machines, I think I'd hear that.
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The shack's out there.
You don't make rounds?
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Look, I'm not supposed to
leave the premises, okay?
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Okay, but if you were here, you're a suspect. Come
on, man. Middle of the shift, you're getting hungry.
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You figure, hey, I'll deck out and grab
a bite to eat. Who's going to know, right?
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I was gone five minutes, tops.
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When? A little after 11:00.
Grabbed a burger and came back.
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What kind of burger? In 'n'
Out -- three blocks from here.
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I love In 'n' Out. I always get the In 'n'
Out double, animal style That's what I get.
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You grill the onions? Hell, yeah.
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Now, that is crazy, Petey, 'cause you know, being an In 'n' Out kind
of guy, I know it takes at least five minutes to grill the onions alone.
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Come on, man.
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That time of night, you're lucky if you don't
wait 20 minutes just to get to the window.
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Look, my boss finds out I'm leaving the site
every night to get my burger on, I'm toast.
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You keep lying to us, you're
going to be toast in a jumpsuit.
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Around 11:00, this cat George -- he usually
works days -- drives up and asks me where Al is.
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Al Sesto? The guy in the freezer?
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I told him he was back here. I came back.
Everything was quiet. So I ate my dinner in my shack.
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Where'd George go?
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Beats me. His car's
still in the parking lot.
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You want to show me which one? Sure.
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Unless he was slick, the guy that did this definitely left
behind a print, and, frankly, nothing about this looks slick.
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Linda Jones, 35, single. We're trying to track down
the next-of-kin. No mystery in cause of death, though.
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Your basic massive internal trauma.
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And then some.
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Anything unusual about our furry friend?
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We're about to find out.
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Did you know that raccoons
have opposable thumbs?
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Well, this one liked to wrap his around a bottle. "30
days: One day at a time." He was a friend of Bill W.'S.
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I'll send the blood work down to tox.
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Oh, my --
hand stitching.
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Lining looks like some kind of latex.
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Whoa. That's a lot of blood
for blunt force trauma.
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This isn't a costume. It's a six-foot condom.
Explains why there was no blood on the road.
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Yeah, his tailor didn't think of
everything. His suit's not bulletproof.
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Shall we?
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Through and through.
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It's a high-velocity round. Gives
the bullet a smooth entry in and out.
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So, he was shot and hit by a car.
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Bad night. Even for a raccoon.
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The last time this happened they tried to chop
the guy out. 1989-- year The Mirage opened.
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How'd it go? Lost an arm and
a leg. I miss the cold weather.
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So, what are we going to use, hot water?
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Boiling works best. Just, uh, spread
it around the perimeter. Melt the ice.
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Guys, let's do it here.
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To preserve the body?
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That's right. Close as you can.
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And up.
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All right, guys, let's go.
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Hi, Warrick. Hey.
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Anything on Mr. Raccoon?
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Yeah. I got an AFIS hit. Robert
Pitt. ourt-ordered to AA after a DUI.
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Oh, that's where he got the 30-day chip.
Maybe he fell off the wagon after he hit 31.
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If I had to walk around dressed like Rocky Raccoon,
I'd be drinking, too. I don't get this whole thing.
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Oh, hey, Warrick, it's Vegas.
People come here to be animals.
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I hear you. Take a look at this.
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Oh, yes, the blue fur ball.
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Yeah, it's synthetic, not natural.
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Your manimal died sober.
No alcohol. Really?
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All this schmohawk had in his system was trace amounts of ipecac and civet
oil, which, if you ask me, is even weirder than the raccoon suit he was wearing.
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Well, ipecac's an emetic. I once gave it to
Lindsey when she swallowed mothballs, but civet oil?
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Yeah. Civet's a wild cat. Its scent has been
prized since the pharaohs for being an aphrodisiac.
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Pitt was a computer
programmer. No next-of-kin. Ooh.
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Not an architectural digest reader.
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If you want to know what the man really
is all about, check out his bedroom.
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Now, this scares me.
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A man lives alone. Has no relatives. No attachments.
So, he forms his own furry little family.
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"PAF con meeting."
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What's PAF con?
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I don't know, but whatever
it is, it's still going on.
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Minus one raccoon.
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PAF con?
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The Plushies and Furries convention. And we're
looking for a bright blue Plushie ... I think.
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This is fascinating. A whole tribe of people who prefer
to interact as furry animals rather than human beings.
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00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:08,400
I think I'm having Hunter Thompson's
flashbacks. This is weirding me out.
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It's not that weird. It's instinctual. Many native American tribes wore
entire bearskins, including the bead, when they performed their war dances.
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They thought it made them brave.
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I'm not getting the brave thing.
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Well, think of stuffed animals as a Jungian archetype. What's
the one quality they possess that a man like Bob Pitt might want?
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A full head of hair?
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They're lovable. We
better divide and mingle.
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I'm going to take in a lecture.
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Uh, why did you page us? Your
wood sample from the freezer.
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The one we gave Hodges? Yeah. He
bounced it back to me. I'm lost.
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It's from a shotgun stock.
Probably a momossberg 500.
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Probably our murder weapon. Well,
if you find it, I can match it.
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Till we do, anything
else? That's up to Hodges.
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The gray stuff
-- it's adhesive.
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On the gun stock? Cheap repair.
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00:14:05,622 --> 00:14:10,467
So, some budget-minded garage gunsmith
glues his gun stock together ...
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And then kills Al Sesto
for $600 in change.
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Even Petey can do better than that.
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There's always the elusive "George."
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Can I help you, sir?
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Yeah, I want to report a crime.
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Let's start with what you were doing at Big & Best Warehouse,
George. You're the day guy. It was the night shift there.
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Expired ice cream. Trash for cash.
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You're selling expired ice cream?
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It's still good. Oh.
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Go on, please.
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I wanted to give Al his piece of the action, 88 bucks. We, uh, walked
into the break room, and someone was smashing up the candy machine.
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Ski mask? Yeah. And he had a gun.
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Better chill, bro.
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Okay. Get back. Don't shoot!
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Shut up! Don't shoot.
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He shot Al. Then the guy hauls off
and brains me. And after that...
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Everything went black?
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That's a pretty nasty bruise.
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Yeah, I told you.
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So, you blacked out. Then what happened?
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I was blindfolded, shoved into the trunk of some
car and, uh, drove around for almost an hour.
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It, uh, glows in the dark. Oh, yeah.
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Hmm.
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So, uh, now, how did you get out?
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Tire iron. I felt around in
the dark, and, uh, there it was.
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Where?
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Under the, uh, the trunk liner. I
had to really twist to get at it.
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Which hand did you use? Right.
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And then what? I popped the trunk.
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I-I was in Pahrump. I got family
out there, but nobody was home.
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All right, MacGyver, could you do me a favor? Could you stand
up and hold your arms out? I'm just going to check you out here.
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I'm ticklish. Oh.
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George ... I'm afraid you and your
pants are going to be here for a while.
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In the eight ages of man, Erikson states that the
child often indulges in fantasies of being a tiger,
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but in his dream, runs
in terror for dear life,
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thus leaving the child
forever divided in himself,
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as his true potential is squashed
by the observing superego of society.
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Birth is-is not destiny. And a human form
doesn't always come with a human spirit.
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We gather here to embrace our inner animal,
and to bring our true nature to bear.
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So to speak. Five-minute break.
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Excuse me. Do you recognize
this man, Robert Pitt?
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Hello, guys. Pardon me. Uh, can you help
me out here? Do you recognize this guy?
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Look-look again.
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Uh-uh.
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Hmm. Nice dog.
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May I have your attention, please? Stop by the fur-bidden treasures in
the next half-hour and get an added twenty percent off on all collars ...
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There you go.
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I'm Catherine Willows.
I'm with the crime lab.
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I guess we're lucky that
blue's not a more popular color.
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Hello. This is racial profiling.
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Um, we're going to need
samples of your fur.
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We're also going to need to
talk to you without the masks on.
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Uh-uh. You have a problem with that?
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You wouldn't ask a human lady to take her makeup off. If you
want to talk to me, this is the me you're going to talk to.
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Take this chair right here.
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Do you a have a name, miss, uh ...?
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My friends call me Sexy.
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Oh, lucky you. Now, do you want
some help with the ... your helmet?
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I'm a lawyer. I know my rights. You can't
sequester a domestic animal without due cause.
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Well, it's coming off one
way or the other, so ...
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Fine, fine.
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Hello, Sexy. Okay. Happy now?
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Thrilled. Let's start at the top.
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What's your human name, sir?
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Bud. Bud Simmons. But I'm no criminal,
and I don't have to talk to you people.
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You have a very musky odor, bud.
Quite stimulating, I imagine.
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Look, we found blue fibers similar to the ones
on your costume in the stomach of a dead man.
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Bob Pitt? Huh?
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You may know him as Rocky Raccoon?
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You think my costume killed rocky?
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We think it may have incapacitated him.
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Rocky was... skritching me.
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That's one I haven't heard.
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Skritching is like grooming. It's friendly scratching. People who don't know each other can't just nuzzle and trade tummy
- rubs,
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but for animals, skritching
is perfectly normal.
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Well, killing is perfectly normal for
them, too. It doesn't make it legal for you.
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Well, clearly, this kitty costume is
where bud felt safe enough to skritch.
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I wonder if he felt safe enough to explore some
of the more aggressive aspects of his animus.
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So, if we follow the ipecac and civet
oil, maybe it'll lead us to the shooter.
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I don't see a compartment
for a concealed rifle.
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Okay, well ... I've heard of some guys getting
off in some weird ways, but humping an animal suit?
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Well, whatever happened to
normal sex? What is normal sex?
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Uh, you think it's natural for a grown human
to only be intimate with a talking animal?
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Well, Freud said that the only unnatural sexual behavior was to have none
at all. And after that, it's just a question of opportunity and preference.
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And evidently, many prefer the feel
of fur to the texture of human skin.
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Well, I like hairy chests, but I'm
not about to bop a six-foot weasel.
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Bud is starting to look like a pretty
bad cat. Trace from his costume.
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Well, identical to the trace we found in
Rocky Raccoon's vomit. Ipecac and civet oil.
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Well, that's what you get for eating ...
216
00:23:52,999 --> 00:23:58,471
What kind of a knucklehead rolls into
pd wearing pants with blood on them?
217
00:23:58,472 --> 00:24:01,812
The kind that knows eventually,
re going to want to talk to him.
218
00:24:01,813 --> 00:24:04,526
Yeah. Preemptive strike, huh?
219
00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:12,505
There's only one drop here, and it originated on the inside
of the cuff. I don't think George knew he had blood on him.
220
00:24:12,506 --> 00:24:14,801
We need to get this to Greg.
221
00:24:14,802 --> 00:24:24,367
I was in that freezer. Man, there was spatter everywhere. Now, assuming
that is al's blood, how does George not get it on the outside of his pants?
222
00:24:26,163 --> 00:24:29,797
Do you think George
is telling the truth?
223
00:24:31,342 --> 00:24:35,373
Room temperature: 72 degrees.
224
00:24:35,374 --> 00:24:39,403
Okay ...fire in the hole.
225
00:24:48,550 --> 00:24:51,558
That's what blood spatter
looks like at room temperature.
226
00:24:51,559 --> 00:24:56,528
Now for the good stuff.
Changing one variable.
227
00:24:57,530 --> 00:25:02,083
Dropping temperature to 22 degrees.
228
00:25:12,065 --> 00:25:16,618
That explains how only one drop of blood
got on the inside of George's pants.
229
00:25:22,382 --> 00:25:26,391
When he left the
freezer, the drop melted.
230
00:25:26,392 --> 00:25:31,070
Shooter was standing in front of Al.
A spatter went back and to the sides.
231
00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:33,450
George is not the shooter.
232
00:25:34,411 --> 00:25:37,501
So, who is the masked man?
233
00:25:37,502 --> 00:25:41,761
Well, Lone Ranger had Tonto.
Some Doofus has George.
234
00:25:41,762 --> 00:25:45,688
Tape lifts from your suspect's
clothing, loaded with paint chips.
235
00:25:45,689 --> 00:25:46,857
What kind?
236
00:25:46,858 --> 00:25:49,782
Dual layers. The bottom
one's burgundy vehicle paint.
237
00:25:49,783 --> 00:25:52,455
Factory pigment used
on 1984 Monte Carlo.
238
00:25:52,456 --> 00:25:53,915
What's the top layer?
239
00:25:53,917 --> 00:26:02,103
In an unprecedented move, whoever it was painted
over the burgundy with ... want to venture a guess?
240
00:26:02,104 --> 00:26:05,318
Bright blue house paint. Doofus.
241
00:26:05,319 --> 00:26:07,741
Why would somebody use
house paint on a car?
242
00:26:07,742 --> 00:26:13,714
Maybe he remodeled the breakfast nook and had some left over.
Who knows? I don't try to figure out what people do anymore.
243
00:26:13,715 --> 00:26:16,179
That's smart. Yeah, I know.
244
00:26:16,847 --> 00:26:20,606
Oil and water. Love to be there
when his hood starts to peel.
245
00:26:20,607 --> 00:26:24,239
Okay, first things first.
Let's go find a car. Mm-hmm.
246
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:30,421
Okay, bud, I'm going to get right to it. Bob
Pitt's semen was found all over your kitty costume.
247
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:34,180
You lied to us. You were doing
a little more than grooming.
248
00:26:35,350 --> 00:26:42,033
It started as a skritch, then everyone got in
a furpile and pretty soon, we were all yiffing.
249
00:26:46,502 --> 00:26:52,181
I get "furpile." Define "yiffing."
250
00:26:52,182 --> 00:27:01,831
In a furpile, when all the animals start rubbing
and wiggling, some of them start to do things.
251
00:27:16,073 --> 00:27:18,914
The kind of things that
leave semen on your fur?
252
00:27:18,915 --> 00:27:21,294
That never happened before.
253
00:27:22,171 --> 00:27:26,599
Okay. That happened before.
I know what you're thinking.
254
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:27,851
You couldn't possibly.
255
00:27:27,852 --> 00:27:29,229
I didn't kill Rocky Raccoon.
256
00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:31,735
Did you smear ipecac and civet
oil on the back of your costume?
257
00:27:31,736 --> 00:27:41,760
That's crazy. I was there for the yiffing, and that's all. Look,
if I don't have my costume on, I pretty much can't get yiffed.
258
00:27:41,761 --> 00:27:49,487
Okay, Bud. We're going to leave you some time
to think about it. Enjoy your new costume.
259
00:27:50,824 --> 00:27:53,121
Wow.
260
00:27:56,630 --> 00:27:58,675
Are you buying this guy?
261
00:27:58,676 --> 00:28:06,570
Oh, who the hell knows what goes on in a furpile? But if somebody doused their
special scent on kitty's back, I'm sure he's going to want to know who did it.
262
00:28:06,571 --> 00:28:11,875
Well, he gives us all the furnames of people in the pile.
What are we going to do -- put out an APB on Tom and Jerry?
263
00:28:13,170 --> 00:28:18,098
Maybe we just ask him where the hip,
young plushy-on-the-go likes to hang out?
264
00:28:41,530 --> 00:28:43,994
Password, please?
265
00:28:43,995 --> 00:28:47,126
E-I-E-I-O?
266
00:28:47,127 --> 00:28:48,671
This is a private party.
267
00:28:48,672 --> 00:28:52,431
Uh, we have an invitation from
the Las Vegas police department.
268
00:28:52,432 --> 00:28:55,104
Uh, okay.
269
00:29:10,099 --> 00:29:12,730
Whoa, Nellie!
270
00:29:13,858 --> 00:29:15,235
Is this a raid?
271
00:29:15,236 --> 00:29:18,075
It's a homicide investigation.
272
00:29:18,076 --> 00:29:26,931
Look, we need you to stop skritching or yiffing or
whatever, take off your costumes, and tell us your names.
273
00:29:35,744 --> 00:29:41,925
Ooh! These costumes are pretty marinated.
Smokey could've used some deodorant.
274
00:29:41,926 --> 00:29:51,282
Well, you know, pheromones are the basis for mammalian reproduction.
When the female is in estrus, the male picks up on her come-get-me scent.
275
00:29:52,409 --> 00:29:55,751
But most mammals only
copulate seasonally.
276
00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:57,505
How boring.
277
00:29:57,547 --> 00:29:59,301
For some.
278
00:30:02,768 --> 00:30:06,861
No one else in that
furpile threw up, right?
279
00:30:06,862 --> 00:30:10,453
Uh, Rocky was a target.
280
00:30:20,227 --> 00:30:22,064
Smell this.
281
00:30:28,580 --> 00:30:31,671
Civet oil and ipecac.
282
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:37,936
So I guess we're looking for
a wolf... in wolf's clothing.
283
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:47,960
Mr. Lee, the concentration of ipecac and civet oil on your
paws speaks to application, rather than accidental transfer.
284
00:30:47,961 --> 00:31:00,449
Okay. Fine. I ... I mixed up some ipecac and some civet oil and I
- I ... I rubbed it on Sexy ... Sexy kitty.
285
00:31:06,004 --> 00:31:08,133
Why sexy kitty?
286
00:31:08,134 --> 00:31:10,097
'Cause rocky couldn't get enough of her.
287
00:31:10,098 --> 00:31:11,683
What did Rocky do to you?
288
00:31:11,684 --> 00:31:15,527
He's a raccoon. They're all lowlifes.
289
00:31:15,569 --> 00:31:19,410
I mean, honestly, what do they do?
290
00:31:19,411 --> 00:31:26,176
Screw ... eat garbage
... screw some more.
291
00:31:26,178 --> 00:31:31,566
Is this a, uh, general observation,
or possibly a personal grievance?
292
00:31:33,487 --> 00:31:38,832
At last year's convention,
Rocky stole my girlfriend.
293
00:31:38,833 --> 00:31:43,553
And in the wild, wolves are monogamous,
but raccoons are promiscuous.
294
00:31:43,554 --> 00:31:46,184
That's right.
295
00:31:47,187 --> 00:31:52,282
And I just, I knew, I knew since
Sexy Kitty was Rocky's fave,
296
00:31:52,324 --> 00:31:57,419
he'd have his filthy raccoon
mouth all over her again this year.
297
00:31:57,420 --> 00:32:03,685
All I wanted to do was make him sick enough so that
he'd have to go home and stop cheating on my mate.
298
00:32:03,686 --> 00:32:06,399
Your ex-mate?
299
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:14,210
Yes. I couldn't take seeing what that
wanna-be marsupial put her through.
300
00:32:13,811 --> 00:32:16,399
My Linda Lamb deserved better.
301
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:20,869
Mr. Lee, you're a wolf.
How'd you end up with a lamb?
302
00:32:20,870 --> 00:32:23,960
I used to work with Linda.
303
00:32:25,046 --> 00:32:29,473
And one day, I found out about
what she did on the weekends.
304
00:32:30,810 --> 00:32:36,782
And she helped me ... become who I am.
305
00:32:36,783 --> 00:32:40,040
I always knew that I was a ...
306
00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:42,921
something else.
307
00:32:42,922 --> 00:32:48,853
And ... Linda made it real.
308
00:32:50,858 --> 00:32:52,904
She was one of a kind.
309
00:32:52,905 --> 00:32:58,669
Does, uh, Linda Lamb
have a human last name?
310
00:32:58,670 --> 00:33:03,681
Jones. Why?
311
00:33:11,324 --> 00:33:14,581
Linda Jones is Linda Lamb.
312
00:33:14,582 --> 00:33:17,797
Damn it. This was here the whole time.
313
00:33:17,798 --> 00:33:22,142
Yeah, but evidence without context is not
evidence. We had no reason to search the trunk.
314
00:33:22,143 --> 00:33:25,818
So she didn't just hit
rocky, she knew him.
315
00:33:25,819 --> 00:33:29,493
For the philandering
raccoon that he was.
316
00:33:34,475 --> 00:33:45,460
Okay, assuming that Linda and Bob were heading home after Bob
got sick at the hotel, how did he end up on the side of the road?
317
00:33:45,461 --> 00:33:48,633
You ever have a car fight?
318
00:33:48,634 --> 00:33:53,645
You know, if a couple has any kind of history
together, they know how to press each other's buttons.
319
00:33:53,646 --> 00:34:01,123
And you lock 'em up in a metal box with wheels on a bad
night, they're going to start pressing 'em. You follow?
320
00:34:01,124 --> 00:34:07,200
So, uh, either Bob told Linda to stop the car
and let him out, or she told him to start walking?
321
00:34:07,201 --> 00:34:13,277
Yes. That one. I mean, it's bad enough that
raccoon-boy blows his girlfriend off to go fur-piling --
322
00:34:13,278 --> 00:34:18,749
he gets sick licking some nasty kitty
and makes lambchop drive him home.
323
00:34:20,962 --> 00:34:26,852
Which begs the question: Why did she turn
the car around and head back toward the hotel?
324
00:34:26,853 --> 00:34:29,941
Well, she wasn't heading back to the
hotel. She was heading back for him.
325
00:34:29,942 --> 00:34:37,628
'Cause that's how car-fights always end. After about a mile or two, you
start to feel guilty that you've abandoned the person, and you turn around.
326
00:34:37,629 --> 00:34:40,844
Except she didn't plan on an
18-wheeler finishing her off.
327
00:34:40,845 --> 00:34:44,394
Mack truck ex machina.
328
00:34:45,271 --> 00:34:48,486
But it still doesn't explain
how bob got shot in the back.
329
00:34:48,487 --> 00:35:01,477
No ... but I think I may know the last person who saw them alive.
Why don't we ask the valet if he saw some ... furriest conventioneers?
330
00:35:03,565 --> 00:35:07,699
Hey, Sara, no luck on the car, but
Hodges ran the gunstock adhesive.
331
00:35:07,700 --> 00:35:13,798
It's primarily an epoxy posisin with traces of
styrene and benzyl peroxide and ground terra-cotta.
332
00:35:13,799 --> 00:35:15,468
Is that supposed to
mean something to me?
333
00:35:15,469 --> 00:35:18,727
Terra-cotta's the giveaway. It's
a granite glue. Granite glue?
334
00:35:18,728 --> 00:35:21,985
Yeah. It's used for adhering
joints on big pieces of stone.
335
00:35:21,986 --> 00:35:24,239
House paint on his car;
granite glue on his gun...
336
00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:26,536
Well, he used what was
available. That's what people do.
337
00:35:26,537 --> 00:35:28,750
Well, I understand the house paint,
but where do you get granite glue?
338
00:35:28,751 --> 00:35:34,661
I already checked. There's not too many places in clark
county that specialize in granite installation, so...
339
00:35:34,662 --> 00:35:40,571
Okay, I will bet you a double-double animal style that
one of them employs a guy with a blue 1984 monte carlo.
340
00:35:40,572 --> 00:35:43,286
That's a bet. Excellent.
341
00:35:47,922 --> 00:35:55,858
Damn straight I remember them. How often do you see a six-foot
raccoon heaving out a car window? Dude was hammered, man.
342
00:35:55,859 --> 00:35:58,739
His girl... she was pissed.
343
00:35:58,740 --> 00:36:00,996
Thank you. You've been very helpful.
344
00:36:00,997 --> 00:36:03,250
All right, no problem. Hey, I got that.
345
00:36:03,251 --> 00:36:12,231
So, there's your car-fight. Now she thinks that he's back on the booze,
which he denies, but the sicker he gets, the more she this he's lying.
346
00:36:12,941 --> 00:36:15,656
I can't believe you're
drinking again. You promised.
347
00:36:15,657 --> 00:36:17,744
I was not drinking.
348
00:36:20,334 --> 00:36:22,087
Must be food poisoning.
349
00:36:22,088 --> 00:36:25,012
Oh? Didn't know they
served food in a furpile.
350
00:36:25,013 --> 00:36:27,936
The righteously angry
versus the wrongly accused.
351
00:36:27,937 --> 00:36:29,981
And the battle's just beginning.
352
00:36:29,982 --> 00:36:32,572
Would you just take off
the mask and talk to me?!
353
00:36:32,573 --> 00:36:35,162
No, just pull over and
let me out of the car!
354
00:36:35,163 --> 00:36:37,542
You want out? Ah ...
355
00:36:37,543 --> 00:36:39,923
Get out! Just get out!
356
00:36:40,675 --> 00:36:48,235
Okay, so it makes sense up to that point, but
then what? He gets out and ... she shoots him?
357
00:36:48,236 --> 00:36:53,456
I'm not so sure that people who dress up
like cuddly forest creatures carry guns.
358
00:36:53,497 --> 00:36:58,718
You don't think they allow plushies in
the NRA? All right, then who shot him?
359
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:03,563
Well, we have a grassy knoll
... but no Lee Harvey Oswald.
360
00:37:03,981 --> 00:37:09,911
You're a triple threat --
robbery, kidnapping, murder.
361
00:37:09,912 --> 00:37:16,136
Big & best foods, Al Sesto, George
Bartell. Any of this resonate?
362
00:37:16,137 --> 00:37:19,393
I don't know no al sesto.
363
00:37:20,103 --> 00:37:31,130
Virgil, is that UR shotgun? We found it in your garage. If, uh, you look, you'll
see a chip in the stock. We found that in the freezer at the Big & Best foods.
364
00:37:32,091 --> 00:37:42,449
Is this your car? It was also in your garage. It has dual-layered paint,
identical to the dual- layered paint chips we found on your kidnap victim.
365
00:37:42,450 --> 00:37:45,080
Anything to say, tough guy?
366
00:37:45,081 --> 00:37:47,712
Yeah. I want a lawyer.
367
00:38:19,079 --> 00:38:24,217
Hey, Grissom. Over
here. I found the bullet.
368
00:38:31,777 --> 00:38:41,801
Well done. So, we got a sick raccoon with an abdominal through-and-
through who was shot from what appears to be a fairly steep trajectory.
369
00:38:42,636 --> 00:38:50,113
So, either he was shot by a giant
... or he was, uh, on all fours.
370
00:38:53,370 --> 00:39:01,724
Or both. I mean, imagine looked like
out here at night and from a distance.
371
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:18,932
We've been looking for ... a person who shot a person, but
.. maybe we should be looking for a person who shot an animal.
372
00:39:26,826 --> 00:39:30,961
Hey, Virgil. What are you doing here?
373
00:39:30,962 --> 00:39:32,965
What am i doing here? Yeah.
374
00:39:32,966 --> 00:39:35,597
Why, you guys know each
other? Yeah, that's my cousin.
375
00:39:35,598 --> 00:39:37,894
Pahrump?
376
00:39:37,895 --> 00:39:44,452
My own blood, and you set me up. After I saved your ass.
I should have shot you in that freezer. You son of a bitch!
377
00:39:44,453 --> 00:39:49,047
Hey, hey! You looking for
more time? Now come on.
378
00:39:50,759 --> 00:39:56,605
Oh, man. I'm so stupid.
379
00:39:56,607 --> 00:40:00,491
Ah, you're not stupid. Man,
your cousin just set you up.
380
00:40:00,492 --> 00:40:01,910
Bowling night.
381
00:40:01,911 --> 00:40:04,334
Is that where you told him
about the vending machines?
382
00:40:04,335 --> 00:40:07,633
And Petey's burger runs?
383
00:40:07,634 --> 00:40:09,971
My own cousin.
384
00:40:09,972 --> 00:40:17,073
Well ... George, sometimes
people, they, uh, disappoint us.
385
00:40:17,074 --> 00:40:19,203
Why?
386
00:40:30,856 --> 00:40:33,612
How you doing? Can I help you?
387
00:40:33,613 --> 00:40:36,911
We're with the Las Vegas
crime lab. This your place?
388
00:40:36,912 --> 00:40:44,389
Yeah. Must be here about that accident. Terrible thing. Like I said
to the wife, the way these 18-wheelers fly down here ballin' the Jack,
389
00:40:44,390 --> 00:40:47,103
I ain't surprised. I'm surprised
there ain't more accidents.
390
00:40:47,105 --> 00:40:50,360
Why don't you give us a
brief history of your evening?
391
00:40:50,361 --> 00:40:56,125
Ah, well, I had dinner with the
missus. Uh, fed the scraps to the dogs.
392
00:40:56,167 --> 00:41:01,930
Watched Jeopardy. Could hardly hear
it, the dogs were, uh, so stirred up.
393
00:41:01,931 --> 00:41:09,199
Went outside to take a look, spotted a coyote. This
is my business. Purebreds. Wouldn't want to lose one.
394
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:14,962
So, I, uh, took care of it. Came back
inside in time for Final Jeopardy.
395
00:41:17,176 --> 00:41:22,314
So the raccoon was mistaken for
a coyote. You gotta be kidding me.
396
00:41:22,315 --> 00:41:27,199
He was dosed intentionally
but killed accidentally.
397
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:32,044
We got the Ranger's rifle, we collected a
bullet at the scene, and ballistics made a match.
398
00:41:32,045 --> 00:41:38,812
Bob Pitt was sick when he got out of the car, wounded
when he got onto the road, and dead when he hit the dirt.
399
00:41:38,813 --> 00:41:43,156
Get out! Just get out!
400
00:42:04,541 --> 00:42:12,977
Well, the rancher's going to get off, Linda's
dead, and Wolfie ... skates with a misdemeanor.
401
00:42:12,978 --> 00:42:19,744
We took one look at those furry suits and thought "foul
play," but this was really just a domestic dispute gone mad.
402
00:42:19,745 --> 00:42:25,257
Hmm. Fur and loathing in Las Vegas.
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