All language subtitles for The Man From U.N.C.L.E. S03E16 The Take Me to Your Leader Affair

I've checked the
computers again, Dr. Cool.

For the hundredth
time, there's no mistake.

Hmm, it's nice and
peaceful down here, isn't it?

And if it wasn't for all that
equipment, those antennae...

you'd think it'd never
been touched by civilization.

I'm afraid it has.

Over here.

I had you guys tabbed. Fuzz.

It was only a paper bag.

Is that all you have to do?

Just about.

We're looking for Dr. Cool.

Pop?

He's up there in
the observatory.

He's always in the observatory.

Thank you.

Dr. Cool, I'm Napoleon Solo,
and this is, uh, Illya Kuryakin.

Where's Mr. Waverly?

Unfortunately, he couldn't
come. He sent us in his place.

Of course. Uh, gentlemen,
this is my aide, Dr. Trebush.

- Dr. Trebush.
- How do you do?

Has Mr. Waverly
briefed you at all?

All he said was that it was a
matter of considerable importance.

Alex always had a
talent for understatement.

How much do you gentlemen
know about radio astronomy?

- Very little.
- A good deal.

I've studied the
basic principles.

I know it uses a screen-like
radar, unlike conventional telescope.

Yes, that's right. And because of
that, we're able to pick up things...

that go unobserved by
conventional instruments.

We know now that, besides the familiar
visible world of stars and planets...

there exists another universe, that
of dark and invisible heavenly bodies.

These blips you see on the screen
now, they come from just such a body.

A small dark asteroid.

There are untold
billions of these asteroids.

The discovery of one more would
hardly be worth of anyone's attention.

Except for two things:

First, its movement defies all known
laws of spatial gravity and motion.

It travels at varying speeds,
as if it were being guided...

or moving on its own power.

Are you suggesting that it's not an
asteroid but some sort of space vehicle?

- That's a reasonable conclusion.
- A matter of considerable importance.

And the other thing, doctor?

The asteroid, Mr. Solo,
or space vehicle...

is now about 4 million
miles away from us.

If it continues on its present course,
it will inevitably collide with the Earth.

Well, has this been
verified by anyone else?

No, not yet.

But other radio observatories,
whose range is not as great as ours...

should be able to verify our
findings in, say, three or four days.

Which is why I
contacted Mr. Waverly.

Go on.

I want those other observatories alerted
and their scientists sworn to secrecy.

If the news of this discovery
should leak out, gentlemen...

I'm afraid it would
cause worldwide panic.

And if this space vehicle should
indeed prove a threat to our world...

well, I don't think that panic
would be the best defense.

My daughter!

Have you managed
to contact Mr. Solo yet?

He's coming in now, sir.

Good afternoon, Mr. Solo.
Have you had any luck?

No, I don't think I will have.

They had a pretty good head
start. Probably reached land by now.

Keep looking.

Oh, and about that other, uh, matter,
which seems to be of some importance...

I still think it's either a hoax or
a colossal miscalculation, sir.

Dr. Cool is hardly given
to practical jokes, Mr. Solo.

And he's one of our most
reputable astronomers.

I don't know very much about science,
sir, but there's one thing I'm sure of...

that that kidnapping
is tied in somehow.

Until you can
verify it, Mr. Solo...

we'll have to assume that
Dr. Cool's claims are genuine.

Uh, we'll clamp a little
secrecy on his findings...

and alert all other
observers to do the same.

If and when they
confirm those findings.

So carry on.

Yes, sir.

What can they have in
mind, Trebush? Ransom?

I'm not a rich man.

My family, friends, they
don't have any money.

I still think we should've
called the police.

Hmm, it wouldn't
be wise, Dr. Cool.

You said you wouldn't
want to endanger Coco's life.

I suppose you're right.

Coco, my poor child.

Yes, Napoleon? SOLO Sharon?

Mm-hm. Have you
spotted them yet?

No, I haven't but,
uh, something else.

Maybe it's of no importance...

but I'd like you to check
out the ownership of a yacht.

It's about a 60-footer,
named The Corrine.

It's in the cooker.
Where's the yacht going?

Well, at the moment, it's
heading toward Dr. Cool's island.

They couldn't be aboard,
could they? Illya and the girl?

No chance. I'm sure they wouldn't
have taken them off the island...

just so they could
be brought right back.

About that yacht, The Corrine, it
seems it belongs to Mr. Big himself...

Simon Sparrow.

It's not true.

It's not true,
Simon! It can't be!

But it is, Adrian.

Your asteroid's a fake.
More precisely, it doesn't exist.

- Let me turn on the radar scope.
- Oh, you'll get a signal, all right.

Ostensibly from 4
million miles out in space.

Don't always believe what
you read on radar screens.

But you built it, Simon. You
built the observatory itself.

And put it at your disposal.

As I did with other scientists
and other observatories.

All of them equipped with
a Sparrow-built apparatus.

All of those observatories...

within the next few days will
pick up that same asteroid...

or what appears
to be an asteroid.

All according to a very
carefully laid-out plan, Adrian.

It doesn't makes sense.

Everything's been checked
and proven by the computers.

Why, I would hope so.

They were made by one
of my subsidiary companies.

Dr. Trebush, uh, perhaps if
you'd explain to Mr. Sparrow.

That won't be necessary,
Adrian. Dr. Trebush is an old friend.

I've been in Mr. Sparrow's
employee for the past nine years.

Don't take it so hard.
Consider the bright side.

Look at the opportunities
I've given you.

The chance to
work with the finest...

and the most-advanced
equipment ever designed.

All built with my money.

Why have you done this, Simon?

Ten years ago, Dr. Cool,
you wrote a book.

In it, you claimed that you'd
received mysterious radio signals...

that only could've
come from outer space.

Do you still believe that
there's intelligent life...

similar to ours,
on other planets?

- You know I do. SIMON:
It cost you your job.

I still believe it.

Then I'm gonna give you a
chance to redeem yourself...

to prove that you were right.

You can come out of this as one
of the greatest scientists of all time.

Copernicus,
Galileo, Adrian Cool.

Don't deny your place in
history, Adrian. It's waiting for you.

I'm gonna give
you your asteroid.

A man-made,
Sparrow-conceived asteroid.

You see, I also want my
name to go down in history.

I will not be a party to
your insane ambitions.

Insane? Heh, heh, heh.

But they're quite
close to reality, Adrian.

If you go along with me, you can be
one of the leaders of the new world.

My new world.

If you don't...

Do you like television, Adrian?

We have, uh, a special
that might interest you.

A closed direct relay.

Coco.

I think I've made my point.

You can turn it off, Trebush.

Untie them and remove the gags.

You big oaf.

Don't tempt me, Miss Cool. I
have orders to use force if I have to.

You don't scare me.
If you think you can...

Orders from whom?
Who had her kidnapped?

You'll find out in good time.

And you'll speak when
you're spoken to, Mr. Kuryakin.

I've brought you some clothes.

And I might advise against
attempting to escape.

The house is electronic.
We have guards everywhere.

And I also have a very short
temper, which I love to lose.

Wait.

My father, does he
know I'm all right?

- He knows.
- Are you sure? He'd be terribly worried.

I'm sure.

It won't do you any good, you
know. He hasn't got any money.

We are aware of that, Miss Cool.

If they know he hasn't any
money, why did they take me?

Well, I'm sure we'll find that
out when the time comes.

Why don't you get
into those clothes?

What are you doing?

I'm looking for the lens
of a television camera.

Smile.

They've found the lens. We
lost picture, sound, everything.

It's not too complicated.

That character was wearing an
ear plug hooked into a sending set.

He took it out when
they were through with us.

So obviously, it was done to
show someone that we're here.

- You are clever, aren't you?
- I'm trained for these things.

Why don't you put
on those clothes?

It's very disturbing being locked in a room
with you in that bikini when I'm on duty.

Hmm, I didn't even
think you noticed.

I'm trained for these things.

Hey, you're good.

Of course.

Now what?

I was just thinking.

Wouldn't it be funny if we
fell in love and got married?

Solo here.

I gather, Mr. Solo, you have
nothing further to report?

I'm afraid not.

It will be, uh, getting dark
soon. I might as well land.

Something interesting
has come our way.

You say Dr. Cool asked complete
secrecy in regard to his discovery?

That's right. Have you alerted
the other observatories yet?

No, I was about to.

Very curious.

Three newspapers and two wire services here
in the city have just been contacted...

and told all about the asteroid.

Who told them? WAVERLY Dr. Cool.

You say he's from U.N.C.L.E.?

Yes, sir. His name is Solo.

He appears to be
getting ready to land.

That's right.

See that he doesn't.

Whew! Where are we?

On Dr. Cool's island.

I wouldn't move around
too much if I were you.

You're still a little bit fuzzy.

Maybe I need a little
more oxygen, huh?

Oh, you're a remarkable man,
Mr., uh...? What's your name?

Solo. Ahem. Napoleon Solo.

Solo. Two minutes ago you were
more dead than alive, and now...

What's the matter?

I thought I heard something.

Why should that, uh, trouble
you, Miss, uh, Ackers, isn't it?

- How did you know?
- Doesn't everyone?

About three months ago in the
newspapers, tycoon engaged to society girl.

The future Mrs. Simon
Sparrow. Congratulations.

You didn't answer my
question. What are you afraid of?

Anyone who has anything to do
with Simon has to be afraid of him.

It was Simon who
tried to kill you.

Oh, that's interesting.

I saw your helicopter come down.

I saw Trebush activate the
device that brought it down.

Trebush only does
what Simon says.

Where did you see all this from?

From Simon's yacht.

Oh, yeah, the, uh...

I stayed aboard while
he went to see Dr. Cool.

You're just a very lucky
fellow that I'm a good swimmer.

You're engaged
to Simon Sparrow...

and he tried to kill me
and you saved my life...

and now you're
telling me all this, why?

I have my reasons.

What's that?

Oh, that's the boat coming back.
It's time for dinner. I'll have to go.

Well, that's too bad. I would like
to have continued this discussion.

We will, Mr. Solo.

Another time.

I don't think anyone has
touched these windows in years.

The bars are rusty.

From what I can see,
we're in the bayou country...

some sort of southern mansion.

It's dripping with moss.

What are you writing?

I'm writing to my father.

I'm laying out his schedule.

Schedule?

You've heard of the
absent-minded professor?

Well, if I didn't go and get him
out of his observatory every night...

he'd never even get any sleep.

Isn't there anyone
else to take care of him?

No.

My mother left when I
was still in grammar school.

It was kind of dull for her.

And, uh, they got a divorce...

and she's married again now,
some guy with a zillion dollars.

They wanted me to stay with them,
but somebody had to take care of Papa.

Gee, I hope they
let me send this.

- Illya...
- What?

I know why they kidnapped me.

- Why? COCO:
Because of my stepfather.

- He's loaded.
- No, I don't think so.

The man that owns this
place is hardly a pauper.

- A nut?
- Hardly.

All those guards,
the electronic devices.

There's something
very important at stake.

I don't know what it is,
but I intend to find out.

Hmm, then what I said to you
when I first saw you, it's true, isn't it?

What's that?

You are fuzz, aren't you?

Fuzz?

Mm-hm, I guess you're too
old to know what that means.

It means police.

Yes, I know, but
I'm, uh, not exactly.

Well, but it must be
something close to it, huh?

Hmm.

Did you know I was
gonna be kidnapped?

No offense, but at that point I
didn't even know you existed.

Hmm, you know now
though, don't you?

It's being impressed upon me.

That's a fine way to show it.

With the fuzz, duty comes first.

I have to get out of here
and take a look around.

How you going to do that?

One of those bars is
loose. If I can pry it free...

I know. You've got
a nail file in the sole.

You've been seeing
too many pictures.

Now, if my pick hasn't been
damaged by too much moving around...

I should have a rather
ingenious device here.

Observatory at Grace North...

reports unidentified
object approaching Earth.

Exact distance and
speed not yet determined.

Tracking stations at Glenbourne
and Lemuel confirm radar contact.

Dr. Walter Lowenbrunner of
the Astrophysical Institute...

identifies object
as a space vehicle.

If you would permit
me, Mr. Chairman...

I think it would be a grave mistake
for you to go on worldwide television.

At this juncture, anyway.

I have to, Mr. Waverly.

As designated spokesman
of the Council of Nations...

it is my duty to set before
the public all the facts we have.

It would be premature.

- We still don't know...
- And tomorrow will be too late.

Consider the situation, sir.

Granted that you have succeeded in
keeping the story from the newspaper...

but the rumors are
flying nevertheless.

And other observatories have
confirmed Dr. Cool's discovery.

The rumor will increase rapidly.

Unless the people of every nation
are frankly informed of the situation...

and our plans to cope with it,
there will be panics in the street!

If the people are told, you
increase the chances of such panic.

All right, I'll hold
off the telecast.

I hope, Mr. Waverly,
in so doing...

I am not placing the
world in further jeopardy.

I rather hope so
too, Mr. Chairman.

Here. Go on. That does it.

I'll be back as
quickly as I can.

What do I do if that
guy shows up again?

Hmm? Apologize.

- Hold it.
- What...?

That's for nothing,
but be careful.

Intruder in the study.

Upstairs!

Anything wrong?

You were marvelous.

I didn't think I was going
to get up here in time.

Oh, who's talking
about that? You can sing.

- Of course.
- Of course?

Did you listen to
us? We're great!

We're a combo.

We can make a fortune.

Who do I see about employment?

What do you do?

I'm a thermodynamics engineer...

specializing in MIL
D-8874 Avionics design.

Just a minute.

It's 180 and rising.

Sparrow. Yes?

Who?

That's very interesting.
Send him over here.

Research and Testing.

Three buildings straight ahead, and
two to your left. You'll see the sign.

Thank you.

Come in, please.

Why, it is Mr. Solo,
welcome back to life.

I must admit, you've given
me something of a surprise.

Not an unpleasant
surprise, I hope.

- Who are you looking for?
- Not you.

Not so soon, anyway.

What'd you expect to find?

Dr. Cool's asteroid?

Here?

You can prove me wrong
by letting me walk out of here.

I don't think that would
be feasible, my friend.

I don't know what you've stumbled
on, but whatever it is, it's too much.

That's a wind
tunnel. Step inside.

Take your choice.

Start the motor.

Yes?

Fine!

It's Miss Ackers. Let her
in, then leave us alone.

Come in, my dear. You
look beautiful, as always.

Simon, I thought we might
have dinner together tonight.

We hardly see
each other anymore.

And you miss me.
You flatter my ego.

No, your ego does very well
without me. Can you make it?

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm just leaving. I'm
going out of town for the next few days.

I'm expecting a call in my office.
- Well...

Excuse me.

Hello.

I'll be right over.

That was the call I was
expecting. I'll walk you to your car.

Simon, there's a call I have to
make too. You go ahead, darling.

Uh, that isn't an outside line.
You can call from the gate.

Come on, my dear.

Goodbye.

And try not to miss me too much.

You don't wanna tell
me where you're going?

You really interested?

It's a woman's curiosity.

I didn't know it
was such a secret.

I have no secrets
from you, my dear.

I just don't wanna bore you with the
mundane matters of making money.

Oh, Simon, you have all the
money in the world. Isn't that enough?

No, it's not.

I'll call you the
moment I get back.

Napoleon?

Napoleon?

Come on.

We've gotta get you
out of here. Come on.

Do you feel better now?

All that time in the wind tunnel, you,
uh, do make it seem all worthwhile.

Always happy to please.

- That was even nicer.
- Thank you.

Mr., uh, ahem, Sparrow has
a habit of trying to kill me...

and you seem to have a penchant
for saving my life, why is that?

- You asked me that before.
- Well, you didn't tell me.

I was very much in love
with a man Simon killed.

Oh, wait, not in the legal
sense. He had him destroyed.

Because he wanted you?

And now I want him.

Revenge isn't the noblest
of motives, Mr. Solo...

but it's been guiding
me for a long time.

- Maybe he suspects.
- Oh, he knows it.

It appeals to his
sardonic sense of humor.

That's the kind
of a man Simon is.

Solo here.

- Where are you, Mr. Solo?
- On the way to Louisiana, sir...

with a very charming young
lady named Corinne Ackers.

Oh.

I suppose it's too
much to expect...

but I would like to think that it's
all in the line of duty, Mr. Solo.

Time is of the
essence, you know.

Oh, yes, sir. It is
in the line of duty.

Would that it were otherwise.

Indeed.

I heard from Dr. Cool
a little while ago.

He reports that his daughter
was not really kidnapped after all.

- Oh? WAVERLY: Says
the girl's mother took her.

Some dispute
about visitation rights.

He was a little vague
about it all, I must say.

But he insists that everything's in
order and that he's not pressing charges.

What about Illya?

Dr. Cool says he has no idea.

Do you, uh, buy it, sir?

- In a word, no.
- Neither do I.

Miss Ackers is taking me to
Simon Sparrow's plantation.

Oh.

And just what do you
expect to find there?

I'm not sure.

Possibly... This is just possibly.
- -Miss Cool and Illya.

I don't understand you, Illya.

We really could make a fortune.

We could be biggest thing in
showbiz since Herman and the Hermits.

Maybe even bigger.

I have no particular desire to be
bigger than Herman and the Hermits.

Are the guards still out there?

They're there.

Now, you have to be practical.

Think of the future.

Do you want to be a
nothing all your life?

I'm sorry, but you
can't win me by flattery.

Oh, I didn't mean it that way.

I just hate to see you wasting your life
away when you could be the biggest thing...

Yeah, since Herman and
the Hermits. The answer is no.

- You're an impossible man.
- Mm-hm.

I'm not going to let you
sleep until you say yes.

But it's ridiculous.

Just think of it.

Our name in lights,
records, television.

People begging for autographs.

The world's at our feet.

- Mm-mm.
- Mm-hm.

- Mm-mm.
- Mm-hm.

- Mm-mm.
- Mm-hm.

Hmm?

Hold it.

I've arranged everything.

Your room has been sterilized.
- Good.

- That's Mr. Sparrow.
- You know him?

Cool's daughter and the
agent, where are they?

Locked in the attic. If
you want my opinion...

I don't want your opinion, Kalmus.
- Yes, sir.

Sparrow Foundation built
my father's observatory.

He used to visit all the time.

He gives me the creeps.

They've left one guard.

And they still don't
know about the bar.

Would you mind turning around while I
take the elastic out of my underpants?

All right, you can
turn around now.

Ooh, such talent going to waste.

Wait, I'm going with you.

No, you're not.
You'd be in my way.

I'm going.

That's what I said,
you're going with me.

What is it?

I don't like to say it, but it
look like your father's asteroid.

An excellent
deduction, Mr. Kuryakin.

I'm sure Mr. Sparrow will
be delighted to see you again.

What is the position of the
asteroid now, Dr. Trebush?

A little less than
100,000 miles away.

At the rate it's going, it
should reach us in two hours.

Your boyfriend doesn't do
anything halfway, does he?

Drop those two when
we get over to the ocean.

Prepare to take off. Closing hatch.
- Hold it.

Okay.

Hatch closing, taking off.

What is it, doctor?

The asteroid seems to
have stopped in space.

Stopped? Perhaps...

Shh, shh, shh.

Something else
moving in the same orbit.

It appears to be a drone or a
satellite, moving on its own power.

Dr. Cool, is that
the way you see it?

I beg your pardon.

We've been hearing
Dr. Trebush's account.

With all due respect to
him, we'd like to hear yours.

Go Ahead, doctor,
but don't forget Coco.

Well, Mr. Waverly, gentlemen...

Everybody, listen to me...

Must have had a heart attack.

They're almost
directly above us.

Attention, people of the Earth.

Do you have anyone...

who can speak for you?

I am Ra Mandu, representative
of the Council of Nations.

I have been selected to speak
to you by the people of the world.

What are your terms?

We demand very little of you,
just as we have demanded little...

of other planets we have taken
into our sphere of influence.

Only that you recognize
our superior power.

You will go on as before.

We do not desire to bend you
to our culture or to our ways.

Only to our technology.

You will be
entering on an era...

that you would have not
reached in another hundred years.

We have already landed an
advance detachment on the Earth.

It may surprise you...

but the difference between our
people and yours is barely perceptible.

We have considered your
systems of government...

and found them totally
deficient and inoperable.

A fact borne out by your own
inability to get along with each other.

Therefore, we have decided
to select one Earth man...

who will govern you and
be responsible only to us.

Our advance guard
is already with him.

He will be your world leader.

Simon Sparrow.

Bring those two over here.

You don't belong here.

Have you gone crazy back there?

Corinne?

Hello? Hello?

Are you still there?

Take the ship down.

All that time, living with
that terrible anguish.

I wanted to tell the
truth but I couldn't.

We understand,
Adrian. We understand.

Don't worry, Papa. At the last
minute, you did the right thing.

Oh! And my back still hurts.

Alex, will I be able to stay
on here at the observatory?

Well, the late Mr. Sparrow is the
only one who could've evicted you.

And he's in no position
to do anything about it.

Excuse me, Mr. Waverly.

Miss Ackers and I have an
engagement on the mainland.

We're going to have
dinner and go to a movie.

It's all about Martians
and spaceships...

That's curious.

There appears to be another
strange object heading this way.

It's moving in a
rather erratic manner.

Alex, do you suppose
this time it could be...?

I doubt it, Adrian. I doubt it.

But one of these
days, my friend.

One of these days.