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-[Garfield snoring]
-[alarm rings]
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[upbeat theme song playing]
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-[Garfield] Hee-hee!
-[remote clicks]
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[clattering and commotion]
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You come back here with that, Garfield!
We were supposed to share that pizza!
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Don’t worry, I'll leave you the crust.
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[Odie whines]
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[Garfield] Come back with that pillow!
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It's my pillow! I paid for it!
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I'm the one who got cat hair all over it!
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[Jon] Aah! A mouse!
Garfield, there's a mouse in the kitchen!
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You were supposed to keep mice out!
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[Garfield] I am! I'm eating
every last piece of cheese we have.
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Boy, Jon and Garfield haven't been
getting along well lately, have they?
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No.
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And you'd like them to be friends,
wouldn't you?
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Yeah.
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Well, we gotta do something.
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I can't live in a house
with so much bickering.
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I'm a sensitive rodent.
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And I think I got an idea.
Wanna help, Odie?
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Yeah!
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Okay, here's what you do.
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But I gotta whisper...
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-We're going to watch the music show.
-We're gonna watch the monster movie.
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-We're going to watch the music show.
-We're gonna watch the monster movie.
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-We're going to watch the music show.
-We're gonna watch the monster movie.
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-We're gonna watch the music show.
-Monster movie.
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-The movie show.
-Monster movie.
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-Movie show.
-Monster movie.
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-Movie show.
-Monster movie.
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-We're going to watch the music show.
-We're gonna watch the monster movie.
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-We're going to watch the music show.
-We're gonna watch the monster movie.
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-The movie show.
-Monster movie.
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Are you and your pet not getting along?
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Are the two of you alwaysquarrelling and bickering?
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If the arguments in your houseare getting out of hand,
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maybe you're justwhat we've been looking for.
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-Movie show!
-Monster movie!
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-Movie show!
-Monster movie!
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We have a new reality TV showcalled Petmatchers.
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Our mission is to matchthe right pet and master.
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Each week, we put one pet ownerand one pet through a series of tests
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calculated to measure if they go together.
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Last week, this woman came to uswith her dog, an obvious mismatch.
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After our tests, she left with her newperfectly matched pet.
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-Gee, that sounds interesting.
-Gee, that sounds interesting.
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We ought to go on that show.
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They'll get tested, they'll realize
they're made for each other,
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and no more arguing.
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[yips]
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That is... if it works.
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-Movie show! Movie show!
-Monster movie! Monster movie!
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-Movie show! Movie show!
-Monster movie! Monster movie!
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[perky theme song playing]
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-[buzzer sounds]
-[man screams]
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-[woman sighs]
-[dog snarls]
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And now, back to Petmatchers
with your host, Chuck Yenta.
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-Welcome back!
-[crowd applauding]
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-We're testing this man, Jon Arbinkle.
-Jon Arbuckle.
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Right. Jon Arbinkle, to see if he
and his cat Garfield are a good match.
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I hope they don't expect me to sing.
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[bell dings]
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The computer has analyzed your likes.
Here are yours, Jon Arbinkle.
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Ahem.
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Summer days, friendly people,
walks on the beach, a good baseball game.
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-Yep, that's me.
-[applause]
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And here is what the computer
has determined as the likes of your pet.
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-Beef lasagna, sausage lasagna,
-[audience laughing]
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spinach lasagna, more beef lasagna...
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Did it mention lasagna? Smart computer.
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[host] Let's see the other ways in which
you two are compatible or incompatible.
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-Favorite way to spend the evening?
-[audience clapping]
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Favorite sport?
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-[snoring]
-[audience laughing]
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Favorite hobby?
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-[snoring]
-[scattered laughter]
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[sighs] All this testing is making me feel
like I need a nap.
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Mr. Yenta, have these tests enabled you
to determine my personality?
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-Yes, you don't seem to have one.
-[applause]
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But we have determined
that you and your cat Garfield are...
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-[drumroll playing]
-[Odie] Ohh...
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[Odie] Hmm?
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-[buzzer sounds]
-Incompatible!
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Incompatible?
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[Odie sighs]
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You mean Garfield shouldn't be my cat?
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That is correct! But don't worry.
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We've determined the ideal new pet for you
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and the ideal new master for your cat.
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-[applause]
-Me? Live with someone other than Jon?
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Garfield Cat, your new owner is...
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[drumroll plays]
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Freddie Applegate, age 9.
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Where's my new kitty cat?
I want my new kitty cat!
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-No!
-[applause]
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-Kitty Cat!!
-[Garfield] Oh, my.
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-But Garfield and I have always--
-And Jon Arbinkle,
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the ideal new pet for you
as determined by the computer is...
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-[drumroll plays]
-this frog!
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[applause]
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[croaking]
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Are you sure the computer
didn't make a mistake?
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Computers never make mistakes.
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Now, go to your homes
and we'll have camera crews follow you
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and report back on next week's show
how things are working out.
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[Garfield] I already hate this.
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[applause]
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[Freddie] I’m gonna take you home
and we're gonna play Rocket to Mars!
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[Odie whining]
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Don't be sad, Odie. Our new friend will
fit into our lives and it will be good.
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There you go, boy.
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[croak croak]
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I think that's all he does.
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[Odie sighs]
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Look at the bright side.
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I'll bet Garfield's getting along great
in his new home.
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[croak croak]
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[Freddie] Kitty cat! It's time for lunch!
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Did someone say lunch? You did say lunch.
Oh, boy, I'm going to like it here.
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I'm having meat loaf
with mashed potatoes and creamed corn,
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plus, for dessert,
I get ice cream with hot fudge on it.
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What about the cat? What about the cat?
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And you get a bowl of Kitty Crunchies.
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[Garfield growls]
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Ptooey!
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Yuck! Ptooey!
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Hey, if you think this is food,
you eat it.
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[bell dings]
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Ahhh!
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You're gonna do what I tell you.
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We're gonna play Rocket to Mars!
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We are?
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I don't think I'm going to like playing
Rocket to Mars!
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Ready to blast off for Mars.
Three, two, one, blast off!
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I was right.
I don't like playing Rocket to Mars!
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[crash!]
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I don't like it one... [coughs]... bit.
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So, Froggy,
would you like to go for a walk?
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Chase birds? Do anything?
How about kicking the puppy off the table?
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My old pet loved kicking the puppy
off the table.
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[croak]
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[Odie whimpers]
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[Jon sighs]
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[croak]
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This is the most boring pet in the world.
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I'll bet things are more exciting
in Garfield's new home.
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[Odie whimpers]
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Now he wants to play cops and robbers
and I have to be a robber.
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Oh! Where is that bad kitty cat burglar?
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-[gasping] Oh, no, stop!
-I'm going to have to arrest him
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and make sure he receives
the ultimate punishment.
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This is the ultimate punishment.
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Maybe he's hiding in here somewhere.
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-When I catch him, he'll be sorry.
-I'm already sorry.
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No, I guess he's not in here.
I'll go search around outside.
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-[sighs] Boy, am I sorry.
-Gotcha!
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But not as sorry as I'm gonna be.
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The burglar is putting up a struggle.
He's trying to get away.
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-A fine idea.
-He's making a break for his getaway car.
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I am?
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It looks like it's going to be
a high-speed police pursuit!
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[Garfield screaming]
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Help! Call the auto club! Help!
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Jon never did this to me.
Plus, he made me lasagna.
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[screams]
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[crash!]
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I... I can't move. I can't move.
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[Freddie] Where's my kitty cat?
I have another game for him!
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Oh yeah! I can move.
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I've got to get Garfield back in my life!
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I've got to get Jon back in my life!
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Garfield, you should come back
and be my loyal, devoted cat again.
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Jon, I should come back and you should be
the guy who feeds me again.
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Waaaaah!
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[host] Well, that's whatour cameras recorded.
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I guess this pet match just didn't work.
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But things have all been straightened out.
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Garfield and Jon are together again,
and Freddie has a new pet, too.
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-We're gonna play Rocket to Mars!
-Waaaaah!
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Hey! You come back here!You're my frog now!
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And meanwhile,
here's your faithful dog Odie.
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Glad to see master and pet reunited.
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And to thank you for letting Petmatchers
try to match your pets,
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we have a nice gift for you.
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Something edible, I hope.
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Our computer has calculated what would be
the ideal vacation spot for you,
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and we're going to send you there,
all expenses paid!
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The perfect vacation spot! I can't wait.
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The perfect vacation spot?
I thought computers didn't make mistakes.
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-[Odie] Brr!
-Computers don't make mistakes.
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Pets make mistakes.
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M-M-My f-f-frog!
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[Odie whimpers]
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Don't look at me like that, Garfield.
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The weatherman said, "clear and sunny
with highs in the low eighties."
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It always rains when they say that.
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What rotten luck.
My luck's been terrible lately.
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[Odie] Aww!
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[sniffs]
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[thunder rumbles]
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[Odie] Oooh!
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-[Odie yips]
-[Jon] Good!
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The rain's stopping.
I'm going to get in a little fishing.
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Hey, great rainbow.
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You know what's at the end
of a rainbow, Odie?
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A pot of gold.
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-[Odie] Really?
-Yeah.
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At the end of every rainbow,
there's a pot of gold.
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-And it's guarded by a leprechaun.
-Wow!
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[Odie yipping]
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[giggles] That mutton-headed mutt!
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He actually believed that old fairy tale
about the pot of gold.
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You know, he's going to be
finding it a long way
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to the end of that rainbow.
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[giggles]
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[harp playing]
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[Odie gasping]
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Wow!
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[humming]
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Huh?
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Me pot of gold!
Someone took me pot of gold!
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It never fails!
Every time there's a rainbow,
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another one of them treasure seekers
comes round!
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[Odie straining]
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[sighs] Odie will be back soon.
More bad luck.
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He'll probably want me
to throw the stick or something.
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I gotta get some sleep.
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[snoring]
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[Odie straining]
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[Odie yips]
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No, I do not want to throw
the pot of gold so you can fetch it.
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[Odie whines]
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He does that all the time,
"Throw the pot of gold so I can fetch it."
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[laughing] It is! It is a pot of gold!
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It's mine, it's mine, it's mine!
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-Now then, who took me pot of gold?
-It's his, it's his, it's his!
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[sobbing] Please, little kitty.
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A leprechaun is nothing
without his pot of gold.
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Please, please, please, give it back.
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I could reward you.
I could give you anything you want.
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Okay. I want two pots of gold. No, three.
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00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:54,440
And throw in a pizza, maybe some lasagna.
244
00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:58,280
I sense you be needing a little good luck.
245
00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:01,680
I can fix it so from now on,
that's all you'll be having!
246
00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,800
Nothing but good luck!
247
00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:12,680
[chuckles] Now you're using
your head, you are.
248
00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:15,160
Here comes the good luck spell.
249
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,720
[mystical whirring sound]
250
00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:22,240
[clang!]
251
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:23,520
[clang clang!]
252
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:26,760
Whoa! That didn't feel like good luck.
253
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:28,040
[clang!]
254
00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:30,760
[Jon humming]
255
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:32,840
Oh, this is a waste of time.
256
00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:35,040
The rain drove the fish
too far underwater.
257
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,800
Here, Garfield.
Reel my line in while I go get the car.
258
00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:46,760
Why should I reel your line in? Why--?
259
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:51,480
-[straining]
-Odie! I caught a fish! I caught a fish!
260
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,800
No, I think it caught me.
261
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:55,480
[splash!]
262
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,040
[panting]
263
00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:59,920
[straining]
264
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:04,960
[thud!]
265
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:08,600
This still doesn't feel like good luck.
266
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,600
What a great catch!
267
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,840
Garfield, you are the luckiest cat
in the world.
268
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:19,480
[Garfield] If I'm so lucky,
how come I have a fish on me?
269
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:22,200
[Jon] I'll barbecue this up
for us right now!
270
00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:25,520
[Odie yipping]
271
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,360
No, I'm not lucky.
272
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:30,880
For one thing, I can't eat a big fish
like that without tartar sauce.
273
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:33,800
And where are we gonna find
a hundred gallons of tartar sauce?
274
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,240
[pilot] This is Trans Tartar.
275
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,760
We're an air freight company
that specializes
276
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:41,240
in the transport of tartar sauce,
and I'm having engine trouble.
277
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:45,960
I repeat, where am I going to find
a hundred gallons of tartar sauce?
278
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,320
That stuff doesn't just fall from the sky.
279
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:49,920
[man] Read you, Trans Tartar.
280
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:54,400
Advise you lighten your aircraft's weightby one hundred gallons of tartar sauce.
281
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:55,760
[pilot] Roger.
282
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,599
-[Odie yips]
-[incoming projectile whistling]
283
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,079
[Garfield] Huh?
284
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:10,280
-[crash!]
-I still don't feel very lucky.
285
00:17:10,359 --> 00:17:11,440
[gasps]
286
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:15,440
-[Odie] Mmm.
-I feel like a mackerel.
287
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:23,800
Hey, maybe there is something
to this lucky stuff, Ode.
288
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:27,520
Like, if I were to decide
I wanted ice cream.
289
00:17:27,599 --> 00:17:28,480
[Odie] Hmm.
290
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,280
[tires screech]
291
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:33,960
Whoa!
292
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:36,760
[slurping]
293
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:41,160
Mmm! This isn't bad!
It could use chocolate sauce.
294
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:42,920
[clang!]
295
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:51,800
I need to find a way
to turn all this luck into money.
296
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,280
In just a few moments,we'll pick the winning lottery number
297
00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:01,160
and some lucky soulwill win 30 gazillion dollars.
298
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:04,920
Thirty gazillion dollars?
This is my chance.
299
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:14,800
-I have my ticket, Odester.
-And the winning number is...
300
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:21,200
-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-3.
-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-3.
301
00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:22,280
What a surprise.
302
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:24,720
I'm coming to youfrom outside the new mansion
303
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:28,000
that was just purchasedby Garfield, the gazillionaire cat.
304
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,720
The palatial home has 84 rooms,
305
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:33,840
more than half of which containnothing but lasagna.
306
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:39,920
What a terrific light snack.
Now, uh, where's my butler?
307
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,160
-[gong sounds]
-Will there be anything else, sir?
308
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,200
[doorbell chimes, knock on door]
309
00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:48,080
Excuse me, sir. Someone is at the door.
310
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:51,760
I'll get it.
I haven't walked for a few days.
311
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:56,160
This being rich is great.
I'm so lucky to have all this luck.
312
00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:02,760
-Howdy, Cousin Garfield!
-I'm not your cousin. Whoever you are.
313
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:06,040
We were so happy to hear
we had ourselves a rich relative.
314
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:09,480
We couldn't wait to all come here
and move in with you.
315
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:10,480
"All"?
316
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:13,400
-This is fine.
-Look, look here.
317
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:15,760
[cats chattering]
318
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,360
-[door rattling]
-[Garfield straining]
319
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:21,680
[doorbell rings]
320
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:24,120
That's the back door doorbell.
Who could that be?
321
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:31,040
Garfield Cat? I'm here to get you to
invest some of your 30 gazillion dollars
322
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:33,400
in my new business venture,
the electric yo-yo!
323
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:35,960
-A few billion and you could own this,
[clang!]
324
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:39,560
and then invest everything else you own
in my friends' business ventures!
325
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:42,640
-Invest in my business!
-No, mine!
326
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:43,720
Invest in my...
327
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,840
[ah-ooga horn blows]
328
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,920
[businessmen shouting]
329
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:59,480
[sighs] Finally, I'm alone
and no one's after my money.
330
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,680
Mr. Garfield! I'm from the government,
331
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:05,920
and you owe taxes
on your 30 gazillion dollars!
332
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,080
-[screams]
-There's the state tax, the sales tax...
333
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,480
-[screaming]
-a screaming tax...
334
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,360
[needle scratches record]
335
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:18,120
Yaaaah!
336
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,440
[crash!]
337
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:23,760
Hey, while I'm down here,
I'll collect the sewer tax.
338
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:25,480
[clang!]
339
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:28,040
I need to get rid of all this good luck!
340
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:29,840
[man] There he is! Right there!
341
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,840
[crowd shouting]
342
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,240
[Garfield screaming]
343
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,120
I need to find ways to have bad luck!
344
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,520
Walking under a ladder is bad luck.
345
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,240
[man] Invest in my business!
346
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:44,800
[thud!]
347
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,760
-[Garfield] Breaking a mirror is bad luck.
-[glass shatters]
348
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:53,000
-Invest in my business!
-[Garfield screams]
349
00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:01,320
Garfield!
What's the big idea, painting me black?
350
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:05,040
-Don't ask questions. Just cross my path.
-[Nermal groans]
351
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:07,720
Having a black cat cross your path
is bad luck.
352
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,840
[car crashes]
353
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:15,080
I must have gotten rid
of that good luck by now.
354
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:20,560
Well, I guess I'll get some lunch,
maybe a sardine sandwich.
355
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:31,520
-Oh, no! I still have my good luck!
-[Odie sniffing]
356
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,320
Odie! Do you remember
where you found that pot of gold?
357
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,240
[Odie] Hmm. Yeah! Yeah!
358
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:37,520
Take me there! Right now!
359
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:42,160
I have to get that leprechaun to take back
this good luck before it destroys me!
360
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:50,000
So, you want I should remove
the good luck spell, do you, kitty cat?
361
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:51,760
Oh, please, please, please!
362
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:54,480
You do understand,
if I take away the good luck,
363
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:57,200
I also take away the 30 gazillion dollars?
364
00:21:57,360 --> 00:22:00,720
-Take it. Please.
-Have it your way, pussycat.
365
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:09,560
[clang clang clang!]
366
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:13,160
-Odie. I think my good luck is gone.
-[Odie] Mm-hmm.
367
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,040
There's one way to check.
368
00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:19,360
Boy, I wish a couple of lasagnas
would fall from the sky.
369
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,920
[Odie's teeth chattering]
370
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,320
-It's gone.
-[Odie yips]
371
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,640
Come on, boy.
372
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:30,240
Let's go get a couple of lasagnas
the unlucky way, making Jon buy them.
373
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:37,560
He sure learned a valuable lesson,
that cat did.
374
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:41,440
Luck is what you make of it.
He got that, and me,
375
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:46,080
I got another 30 gazillion dollars.
I am so lucky!
376
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,200
Mr. O'Rourke!
377
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:53,920
I'm from the government, and you owe taxes
on your 30 gazillion dollars!
378
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,040
Let's see, state tax, nine gazillion.
379
00:22:56,120 --> 00:23:00,560
-Sales tax, four million. Exhaling tax...
-I'm so lucky, so lucky.
380
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,800
[leprechaun sobbing]
381
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,880
-[Odie yips]
-[Garfield chuckles]
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