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[intro music]
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[imitates train] Tickets this way
for the Chatsworth Express!
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Come and watch pikeys
making a mess of the lives
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they were given by him upstairs.
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And kids they're convinced
aren't actually theirs.
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[shouts] Stay away!
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What sounds on earth could ever replace
kids needing money or wives in your face?
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Cos this, people reckon, and me included,
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is why pubs and drugs
were kindly invented,
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to calm us all down
and stop us going mental.
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These are Chatsworth Estate's
basic essentials.
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We are worth every penny
for grinding your axes.
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You shit on our heads,
but you pay the taxes.
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[all laughing]
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Imagine a Britain
without Chatsworth buccaneers
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who'd come on your face
for the price of a beer.
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Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now!
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Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now!
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[laughing]
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Scatter!
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Party!
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[music fades out]
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[sirens police approaching]
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[Shane] Run!
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[Shane] Oi! Oi!
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[Kelly] Choose life.
Choose husband.
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Choose fags and slippers.
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Choose a mortgage.
Choose a nice house.
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Choose a patterned concrete driveway.
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Choose bedding. Choose ironing.
Choose Sunday-morning sex.
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Choose eating a nice meal up a nice tree
with pictures of nice kittens on,
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sat in front of the telly watching Lark
Rise To Fucking Candleford.
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["Lust for life" playing]
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-[car brakes screeching]
-[Kelly grunts]
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♪ With the liquor and drugs
And the flesh machine ♪
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[Kelly laughs]
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[Kelly] Choose to be part
of the mainstream.
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[Shane screams]
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[Kelly] Or don't.
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[Kelly] Don't be part of the mainstream.
Be apart from it.
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Don't be respectable.
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[shouting] Come on!
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[Kelly] Don't flog your guts out
paying a mortgage
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on a pile of rotting bricks
the bank will repossess.
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["Lust for life" playing]
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[Kelly] Or, if you're lucky,
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your snot-faced kids will piss up
against your early gravestone.
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[man grunting]
[handcuffs clicking]
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["Lust for life" playing]
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[Kelly] Choose whatever you fucking well
want in order to get by.
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To have a laugh and to live,
to drink and to screw.
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[Kelly pants and moans]
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[Kelly] Not because
there's nothing else to do, cocker,
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but because it's what we want to do.
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Get it?
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♪ Ooh ooh Lust for life
Ooh ooh Lust for life ♪
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♪ Ooh ooh Lust for life
Ooh ooh Lust for life ♪
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[Jamie] Eyes back in lads. Now.
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[Mimi] I don't think we've got
enough posters up yet.
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I'll get some more.
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-All right, bruv?
-[Jamie] All right.
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Bottle of the fizzy stuff, please, Mimi.
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[Shane] I tell you something,
it's getting too risky,
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all this moody wedding stuff,
you know?
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It's only a matter of time
before plod pulls one of us.
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[Shane] Or both of us.
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I reckon it's time we knocked
it on the head.
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-How about I knock you on the head?
-No, he's right.
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Five-0 are getting closer.
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-Who?
-Five-0.
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Police.
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[Paddy] Why don't you just say
the fucking police, then?
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[Kelly] A bit of danger's good.
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It's sexy.
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[Micky] It's not like we're making much
from it, either,
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after all the expenses and that.
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[Paddy] That's why
we have to do more for less.
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We're doing a full day of weddings here.
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Do it without us.
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We're out.
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Since when?
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There's too much
invested to fuck it off now.
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All right. One last time.
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And that's it.
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No more.
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And...
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The final slot's ours.
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It's about time
I made an honest woman out of Kel.
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["Lust for life" playing]
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We're getting wed.
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["Lust for life" playing]
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[Kelly sighs]
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I thought she'd have been chuffed.
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[Paddy] The only thing you can safely
predict about women
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is how unpredictable they can be.
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Maybe she's on the blob.
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[Lillian] Kelly, no.
Not for another week.
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We have talked about it before, you know.
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I was the one who was against it,
she always seemed dead up for it.
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You want my advice?
You're better off staying as you are.
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[Paddy] I mean, what's the point of
wrecking what you have by getting married.
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It's just a piece of paper.
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I think it's the way you proposed.
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[Mimi] You've got to be romantic.
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She's right.
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-Women like to feel special, don't they?
-Don't worry, son.
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We'll all give you a hand.
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-[music box playing]
-[door opens]
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[door closes]
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-Is there anywhere we can talk?
-Here.
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Oh, he won't say owt.
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Go on.
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He's going to propose again.
You have to say yes.
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[Kelly sighs heavily]
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When me and Shane got together,
we told each other everything.
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No secrets.
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But now,
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I wouldn't be able
to look him in the eye.
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-But--
-[Kelly] I can't marry him
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if I don't tell him.
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-[Soft music]
-[Paddy pants]
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[Paddy pants]
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-It'll destroy him...
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-And you.
-And you.
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I don't want him to suffer.
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Ditto.
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[door opens]
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[door slams closed]
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[Paddy] Shane made me a promise tonight.
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-I clocked off an hour ago.
-Clock back on.
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Well, wash your cock
in the sink and throw on a condom.
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[soft harmonic music]
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[Frank] Bar wench,
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[Frank] is, er, Karen around?
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You have to deal with us.
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Ah,
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little red-waist coated fez-wearing
capuchin monkeys are giving it
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their all
while the grinder of the organ rests.
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-Pint and two Es?
-Not giro day today, is it?
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Technically, there isn't a giro day
any more due to the Government.
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Stick it
on the slate till next week?
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[Libby] Tea up.
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[Patty] Ah, you're an angel.
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[Libby] I've got a packet
of your favourites, too.
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Hello, lovely.
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-Pub closed?
-Now...
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You all right?
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Oh, fuckin' pins
and needles, or something.
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[Patty coughs heavily]
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[Patty] Tell me there won't be any smoking
in here when it's all done.
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[Patty] It's a terrible selfish habit.
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[Patty keeps coughing]
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It'll be your room, Mum.
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There'll be no need for you
to be in here, will there?
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[menacing music]
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[Patty snores]
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[Patty gasps]
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[Patty screams and muffle]
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[Patty coughs]
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[Patty] Couldn't I just have
one of the rooms upstairs?
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No, no.
We'll get this room done. It'll be right.
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Make it dead posh, yeah.
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Mushroom walls, biscuit carpet.
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And if you don't like it, you can eat it.
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[Libby laughs out loud]
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[Libby] What is he like?
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It'll be no
bother doing this room up.
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There's a couple of decorators coming
round later to do us a quote.
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They can be a bit pricey, though.
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Very pricey.
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Eh, why don't I do it?
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You?
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[Frank] Yeah, I've painted
more houses than Lowry, me.
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-I told you he'd want to help out.
-Yeah, I'd want some cash.
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[Frank] You know, for, um...
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Materials and that.
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How much will you need?
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Well,
if you want the decent stuff...
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[Frank] Great.
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It's the masters.
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They didn't rush it,
did they? They had to live.
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[Frank] Painting isn't a hobby,
it's a way of life.
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Like Francis Bacon.
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There's a true artist,
surrounded by death,
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unafraid of the grotesque.
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[Jimmy] Fuck me, what's he on?
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It would be quicker
to tell you what he isn't on.
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Yeah? Don't get too close,
you might catch something.
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It's a bit late for that.
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Yeah. Laters.
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[Frank] Who wants it? Retribution.
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[together] Wanker.
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[Frank] We are carcasses rotting
in the midday sun.
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Mouths.
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Vents.
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Pain, anguish, just pouring out.
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Ooh!
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Fuck's sake... Hello, love.
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[Frank] Oh, I'm just having
a pre-work swifter.
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[Frank] Chat with a mate of mine
who's in the trade.
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[glass tingling]
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[Frank] He's very good at papering,
but it has to be Anaglypta.
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Fucked if it's woodchip, mind you.
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It's like Ulysses to him.
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[Libby chuckles]
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-[Frank] Would you like a drink?
-No.
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[Patty] Dubonnet kiss.
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Shot of Dubonnet, half of cider.
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[Libby] Do you think
you'll get it all done today?
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We'll see how it goes.
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[Frank] You know, it's just about getting
the right paint, and that.
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[Frank] I'll make a start tomorrow.
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Yeah? Break its back.
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[Libby] OK.
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[Frank] OK.
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[Frank chuckles]
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[Frank] Hey, I'm going to need,
erm, a bit more cash.
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Brushes, and that.
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[Shane] Kel!
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[Shane] Kelly!
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Kelly!
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Kelly!
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[Shane] Kel?
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[dogs barking]
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Marry me.
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[Shane] Kelly-Marie Ball,
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be my wife.
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[upbeat hopeful music]
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What do you say?
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[female voice] Go on, Kel.
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-Go on.
-[Maxine cheering]
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-[male voice] Go on, Kelly.
-[female voice] Go on, Kel.
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-Kel, go on!
-[woman] Yes!
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Go on, Kel.
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-[Micky] Go on.
-[Jamie] Come on, Kelly.
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-[Micky] Go on!
-[Jamie] Come on, Kelly.
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-[Maxine] Come on, Kel!
-[Shane] You know you want to.
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[Maxine] Kel, come on!
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[drumbeat music]
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[Joe] There's definitely
summat wrong with you.
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[Joe] Girls were throwing themselves
underneath me when I were your age.
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Beating them off
with a shitty stick, I were.
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You've had that house all to yourself,
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and you've not had one single party.
It's fucking potty.
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Are you having a party?
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-[Chesney hesitates] Er...
-Yes, he is.
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-[Sammy] Great.
-And you're invited.
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[Sammy chuckles]
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So, when?
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-Next--
-[Joe coughs]
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-[Chesney] Tonight!
-Mint!
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Laters.
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See you in a bit.
254
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,720
[upbeat music]
255
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,560
-Kerching!
-[Chesney laughs]
256
00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,680
OK. Just don't get to hammered.
257
00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:14,200
-If Kelly comes in.
-Sorry I'm late.
258
00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,320
Brandy, please, Jamie.
259
00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:17,240
-[Kelly] Double.
-OK.
260
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,560
-Kel?
-[Sophie] Hiya.
261
00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,360
Hiya, Sophe. I'll just get changed,
I'll be right with you.
262
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,360
See you in a minute.
263
00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:24,800
[rap music playing]
264
00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:37,680
-[Shane] You don't love me any more?
-[Kelly scoffs]
265
00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:39,720
Then why did you say no?
266
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,720
[Shane] I didn't want to do it like that,
Kel, but everyone got involved.
267
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,760
Always the problem. Other people.
268
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:52,720
And why now, Shane?
Why fix something that ain't broke?
269
00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:56,040
Because it's... Because it shows
the world that we're together.
270
00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:57,520
And we need that?
271
00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,160
-If you loved me...
-I do.
272
00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:01,400
then marry me.
273
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:02,640
Please.
274
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:07,880
No.
275
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,120
Then that's it?
276
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:16,880
It's over.
277
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,480
I mean it, Kel.
278
00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:24,800
I do.
279
00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,960
[rap music playing in the lounge]
280
00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:31,480
OK.
281
00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:34,280
[sad music]
282
00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:40,120
It's over.
283
00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:50,280
[door opens]
284
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:52,360
[Kelly sighs]
285
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,440
[door closes]
286
00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,760
[upbeat disco music]
287
00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:03,120
-Jimmy D's sister Sammy?
-She's well into me.
288
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,840
20 quid you don't get off
with her tonight.
289
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,240
[puffing carelessly] Let's do it.
290
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,160
[door knocking]
291
00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:12,320
[lads creaming and cheering]
292
00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,240
[bottle tingling]
293
00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:20,520
It's not a problem, is it?
294
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,560
[Sammy sighs in appreciation] Look at you.
295
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,680
You're like a fucking
Arabian prince, or something.
296
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,520
[lads cheering loudly]
297
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,600
Arabian prince?!
298
00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:47,560
[audience cheering]
299
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:51,320
["How soon is now" playing in the lounge]
300
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,120
[lads whistling]
301
00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,800
Go on. Get 'em off.
302
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,840
[music slows down]
303
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:06,040
[music switches to a menacing one]
304
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,760
["How soon is now" playing again]
305
00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,720
[audience cheering enthusiastically]
306
00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,520
♪ I go about things the wrong way ♪
307
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:25,560
♪ I am human and I want to be loved ♪
308
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:29,400
♪ Just like anybody else does ♪
309
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,000
Would you like a booth dance?
310
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,200
[Jamie] Leave it.
311
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,560
[Micky] She's only doing her job.
312
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:47,560
Look at him, getting extras.
313
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,960
-Fuck off, eh?
-Only winding him up.
314
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:51,840
[pool balls clacking]
315
00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:54,360
[lad] Oi! You can't do that
in here, love.
316
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,280
-[Jimmy] We've got a game on.
-It's all right.
317
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,520
Just keep your balls away
from me, sweetheart.
318
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,520
It doesn't apply to you, tiger.
319
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:09,200
-Do you fancy a bit of topless?
-[man] Yeah.
320
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,240
It's only another tenner. Treat yourself.
321
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:15,320
[audience whistling loudly]
322
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:20,120
["How soon is now" playing]
323
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:22,960
[Shane] Fucking--
324
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,960
-Get your fucking-- I'll have you!
-[Paddy shouting to stop Shane]
325
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,720
-[everybody shouting]
-[Shane] Bastard!
326
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,760
[Shine] You fucker! She's mine.
327
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:35,920
[Shane] She's fucking mine, you fucking--
Hey! Mine!
328
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:40,000
[Kelly] Mine?! I'm fucking no-one's!
You got that?
329
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:43,360
[Shane] Unless I'm fucking paying
you, then you're fucking anyone's.
330
00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:44,880
[Paddy] Shane! Come on, son.
331
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,360
[Paddy] Come on. Come on.
332
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,600
[tense music]
333
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:59,480
[upbeat music]
334
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:02,560
[loud techno music]
335
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:06,079
Ches.
Dude, what's happening, babe?
336
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,160
Nothing.
337
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:13,640
Me and Bonehead are going to have sex.
338
00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:14,880
[Sammy chuckles]
339
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,920
Hey, come with us.
You can spit-roast me, like in the movies.
340
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,359
[Carl] DJ's on the decks.
341
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,680
-It's all right, isn't it
-But no looking at me knob.
342
00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:28,480
[Carl] Let's have it. Tune! Tune!
343
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:31,960
[electronic music playing]
344
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:39,600
[Sammy moans]
345
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,440
Are you feeling left out?
346
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,960
[Sammy chuckles and sighs]
347
00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:58,600
[Sammy sighs]
348
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:02,440
[menacing music]
349
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:04,200
-[Sammy hitting the floor]
-[Sammy] Oh!
350
00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:05,440
[Sammy screams]
351
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,040
Ches, what's the matter, baby?
352
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,680
She's off her fucking head, mate.
353
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:09,720
[Sammy] No!
354
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:16,040
Stop, this isn't right.
355
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:16,960
[Sammy screams]
356
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,160
Leave her, man.
357
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,560
[Sammy muffled scream]
358
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:30,000
[tense music]
359
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:40,760
[door closes]
360
00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:53,240
[Sammy screams and chuckles]
361
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:58,120
[rock music]
362
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,680
[people laughing]
Hey, people say we look like sisters.
363
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,080
We're actually mother and daughter.
364
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:10,520
Oh, aye?
365
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:11,680
Which one are you?
366
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,000
-Another drink, ladies?
-Yes, please.
367
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,120
[Paddy] OK.
Give us a hand, son.
368
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:22,400
What the hell are you playing at, hmm?
369
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,560
[Paddy] Look, son, you deserve better.
370
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:26,520
She's just a whore.
371
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:27,760
[Paddy] Your words.
372
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:30,320
Move on.
373
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:33,480
[sad music]
374
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:52,920
[Libby] Hello.
375
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:54,680
[Liam] Just let yourselves in.
376
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,160
Oh, you already have.
377
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,360
[Libby] He hasn't even started.
378
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:03,240
Like he was ever going to.
379
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,000
Can't believe
you actually thought he would.
380
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:08,600
Where is he?
381
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:12,080
[mischievous music]
382
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:27,240
[Frank screams in pain] Oh! Oh Argh.
383
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,560
[Frank] Not a fucking word, right?
384
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:35,800
[Frank] No jokes about
Ironside or Sandy from Crossroads.
385
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:39,720
Christine and her Sunday
opening hours! 24 hour shopping!
386
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,400
Not a fucking prayer.
387
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:44,880
You lot have got it right,
open all hours every day.
388
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:46,920
[Frank] Salaam.
389
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,040
[techno music playing]
390
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,280
[Frank gasps in pain] Easy. Oh!
391
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:54,120
-[Frank pants in pain]
-Mugged?
392
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,000
Yeah, every penny.
393
00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,680
I'm only sorry I couldn't
get the paint for you.
394
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,240
Not just for you, but for her.
395
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:03,920
-[Patty] A broken ankle, you say?
-Yeah. [sighs in pain]
396
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,000
That normally warrants nothing more
than a pair of crutches,
397
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:08,840
and you get a wheelchair.
398
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:12,680
[Frank] The doctor was extremely specific.
399
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:16,720
Do not put any weight on the affected foot
400
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:20,360
whatsoever or you could end up
in one of them, for life.
401
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:24,920
I said, "No, give it to someone
who really needs it."
402
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,160
"I'll just struggle on."
403
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:28,920
There we are.
404
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:37,200
-But he insisted.
-So, no weight on it.
405
00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:40,400
And no strenuous exercise.
406
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,040
To take it easy.
407
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:43,760
Shouldn't struggle too much with that.
408
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:46,440
Anything I can do for you?
409
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:49,240
[muffled techno music]
410
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:56,760
[Patty moving]
411
00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:02,720
[Patty hums a song]
412
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,800
[Frank sighs] Fuck!
413
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,400
[Patty] Good night, Frank.
414
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,440
You all right, mate?
415
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,320
[Carl] Where did you get to?
416
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:20,880
[Bonehead] That Sammy bird.
Proper dirty bitch, in't she?
417
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,000
Here. Check this.
418
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:26,240
[phone beeps]
419
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,640
[Sammy moaning on video]
420
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,080
[Bonehead] Sent it to a couple
of mates already.
421
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,320
Give us your number and
I'll send it to you.
422
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,360
[Sammy moans loudly on video]
423
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:43,720
[bat striking]
424
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,520
[Jimmy] I told you to stay away.
425
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:50,880
[punches and kicks hitting violently]
426
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:53,440
-She's my sister.
-[baseball bat striking]
427
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,240
-My sister.
-[baseball bat striking]
428
00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:00,040
[techno music coming from the house]
429
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:02,720
[Sammy moans in the video on the phone]
430
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:17,520
[Shane sighs]
431
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:20,760
-Where are you off to?
-To find Kelly.
432
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:28,000
It's over, son.
There's nothing you can do to change it.
433
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:31,840
[door knocking]
434
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:34,240
[Libby] He's in his room, go on up.
435
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:41,640
Look what I won at the fundraising thing
down at the community centre.
436
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,680
-[Libby] Well done.
-[Frank] Well done, son.
437
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:47,560
[Patty] Oh! Your dad won't be allowed
them, not till he's off his tablets.
438
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,680
You said they gave you some
down at the hospital.
439
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,520
Extra strong painkillers?
440
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:55,120
[Libby] Well, you can't go
mixing alcohol with prescription drugs.
441
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,240
It could kill you.
442
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:59,240
-[Libby] We don't want that, do we?
-God forbid.
443
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:00,800
[Libby] We'd best put them away, then.
444
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:04,600
My house, my dad. I'll put them away.
445
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:15,040
[upbeat jazzy music]
446
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,760
-Have you been out?
-[Carl] I can't do it.
447
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,400
This "act normal" shit.
448
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000
I told you to stay away.
449
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,280
I can give you 60 on it.
450
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:43,800
Mmm?
451
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:45,960
[door opens]
452
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:47,880
[door closes]
453
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:51,800
All right, Ches?
454
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,640
Oh, someone got twatted last night.
455
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:58,040
You could carry your shopping
in those bags of yours, mate.
456
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,240
[Jimmy] I told you to stay away.
457
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:04,760
[police sirens]
458
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,000
[Jimmy] She's my sister.
459
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,080
[Jimmy] My sister.
460
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:12,360
[Chesney breathing heavily]
461
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:15,800
[Jimmy] I told you to stay away.
462
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:18,960
[Jimmy] She's my sister.
463
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:20,160
[Jimmy] My sister.
464
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:21,160
[bat striking]
465
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:24,880
[door knocking]
466
00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:33,080
[Sammy] I warned Bonehead
to stay away from me.
467
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:39,200
Look, Ches, I was off my head,
I didn't know what I was doing.
468
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:40,880
[Sammy] He filmed us, sent it round.
469
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,720
-[Sammy] It got to our Jimmy who--
-Put him in a coma.
470
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,120
Jimmy has got a suspended on him.
471
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,880
If he gets done for this,
he'll be going down for a long time.
472
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,640
Look, I don't need you to tell
me to keep my mouth shut.
473
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,680
[tense music]
474
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:14,840
[phone ringing]
475
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,400
He's still there.
476
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:18,640
[phone ringing]
477
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,200
[Kelly rejects phone call]
478
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:23,800
I think you should just...
479
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,760
He won't go until he's seen you.
480
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,360
[sad music]
481
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:43,560
[door shuts]
482
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,600
Kel, I got it wrong.
483
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,680
I know.
484
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,040
[Shane] I can handle what you do.
485
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:00,280
I can.
486
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:05,760
It's just... It's just a job,
like you said a million times before.
487
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,840
[Shane] Honestly,
there is not a man on this planet
488
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:12,400
you go with who could ever
make me think any less of you.
489
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:44,560
[door opening]
490
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,480
-[door slamming]
-[Kelly sighs in sorrow]
491
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,800
[TV playing]
492
00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:01,440
Oh! Stick the kettle on, will you, kid?
493
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,120
[Frank] Stay there, son.
494
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,680
If you want a brew, get your own.
495
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:09,400
-How can I be expected to brew up?
-Because there is nothing wrong with you.
496
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:10,920
There's nothing wrong with you.
497
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,520
How do you know? Fucking professor
of quadrapology, are you?
498
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,800
-I know a fake when I see one.
-Yeah, right back at you.
499
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,680
How dare you!
500
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,040
[Patty coughs]
501
00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:24,120
[Liam] Well,
one of you is not telling the truth.
502
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:32,200
[girls laughing]
503
00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:40,240
[vengeful music]
504
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:53,720
[tense vengeful music]
505
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:12,320
[tense music]
506
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,280
[Kelly] Give us a bell
if he pops in, yeah?
507
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:29,720
No luck, then?
508
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:32,400
[Paddy sighs heavily]
509
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:35,720
Have you seen our Shane?
510
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:39,120
[Mimi] I've been calling him all day.
It keeps going straight to voicemail.
511
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:42,000
Everything all right?
512
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:43,320
Yeah.
513
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:47,080
[chatters]
514
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:57,880
[pensive sad music]
515
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,120
[Paddy sighs scornfully]
516
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,960
-It's all my fault.
-[Kelly] Not entirely.
517
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,400
[Paddy] Despite everything over the years,
all that's happened,
518
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,400
the piss-taking and all of it,
519
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,800
I always thought you and Shane would end
up together, stay together, you know.
520
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:24,120
[sad music]
521
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,520
[sad music]
522
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,640
[sad music]
523
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:59,240
[plane engines]
524
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,880
[tense music]
525
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:29,800
[classical music playing]
526
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:34,560
[Frank] What's this?
527
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:38,640
Like I said half an hour ago,
528
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:40,000
-we've seen this.
-No, we haven't.
529
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,160
-We have.
-[Patty] We haven't.
530
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:43,720
[Patty slurps]
531
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,840
-We've seen this one.
-I fu--
532
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,400
-Can you smell owt?
-Other than you?
533
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:53,600
Something's burning.
534
00:31:53,680 --> 00:32:00,600
[Franks and Patty screams in despair]
535
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,360
-[Frank] Fire! Help!
-[Patty] Fire! Help! Help!
536
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:08,240
Fire! Help!
537
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:16,800
[Frank] Well, thank you very much,
Benjamin fucking Button
538
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,480
[Patty coughs heavily grasping for air]
539
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,440
Fucking choke.
540
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:30,120
Please, son, just give us a call, eh?
541
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,120
[door opening]
542
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:35,320
[door shutting]
543
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:47,120
Why?
544
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:50,520
To hurt you.
545
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,880
[Paddy] We'd all gone out,
you me, your brothers.
546
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:57,120
[Paddy] My sons.
547
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,600
[Paddy] You took the piss out of me,
you fucked off...
548
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,760
hurt me.
549
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:05,920
I wanted to hurt you.
550
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:09,960
Congratulations.
551
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,120
The second I sobered up.
552
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,880
[Paddy] I got it wrong.
[sniffing]
553
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,560
But you and your brothers left me and...
554
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:26,040
[Shane] You don't like
being on your own, do you?
555
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,760
Then why push everyone away?
556
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,040
Kids, wife.
557
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:35,880
Why?
558
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:40,000
I don't know.
559
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:45,240
You know, I'm the last one 'ere.
560
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,080
You've done everything
to try and get shot of me.
561
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,040
Knocked me down.
562
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,400
Put me down.
563
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,080
Now this.
564
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:03,600
You've...
565
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:06,920
You've fucked the woman that I love.
566
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,679
Why would you want to hurt
me so much, Dad?
567
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:22,480
I'm sorry.
568
00:34:25,159 --> 00:34:26,120
Prove it.
569
00:34:33,159 --> 00:34:35,600
Feel the pain I feel.
570
00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:36,679
[Paddy gasps]
571
00:34:41,159 --> 00:34:42,800
[Paddy] Shane, you don't know
what you're asking.
572
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:45,679
I do.
573
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,760
This could kill me.
574
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:04,640
[Paddy tightening the strap]
575
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:24,360
[extremely tense music]
576
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,680
[menacing tense music]
577
00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:00,960
[sad music]
578
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,800
[sad music]
579
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,600
I know what I am.
580
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:30,960
And I know what I've done.
581
00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:36,640
[Kelly] And I swear...
582
00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:38,120
I never wanted to hurt you.
583
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,440
I swear.
584
00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:47,960
I've never loved anyone like I love you.
585
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,240
I'll see you around.
586
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:57,120
[suspenseful music]
587
00:36:57,720 --> 00:36:58,880
[door opening]
588
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:01,120
[door closing]
589
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,200
[police sirens]
590
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,880
-[police sirens]
-[dogs barking]
591
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,160
[sad music]
592
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,160
[fast paced tense music]
593
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:35,200
[spraying]
594
00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:43,120
[fast paced suspenseful music]
595
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,320
Someone's being painting
messages around the estate.
596
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:09,000
Hands.
597
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:31,640
Some Asian kid did it,
smashed his head in with a baseball bat.
598
00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:33,560
About...
[Jimmy blows]
599
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:36,320
So high.
600
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:41,320
I know a couple of people who saw it.
601
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:50,920
[door shutting]
602
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:53,760
-What the fu--?!
-[Frank] Ta-da!
603
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:55,680
Some say
it's the colour of happiness.
604
00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:58,760
They're wrong, obviously.
605
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:00,400
I did not pick that.
606
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,800
No, I couldn't get the colour you wanted,
so I thought I would give this a go.
607
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,560
Just do one wall, see what you thought.
608
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:05,840
Paint no more!
609
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:09,400
-What? Do you not like it?
-I'll never sleep.
610
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,400
Oh, well, you know,
if you're going to be like that--
611
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,840
-If I even suspected that was deliberate
-What?
612
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:16,000
It's like Liam said,
it's the colour of happiness.
613
00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:20,000
Cheers, Bob, you're a mate.
614
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:21,800
[upbeat music]
615
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:22,840
[Frank laughs mischievously]
616
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,760
Thought I'd just put a smile
on your dear mother's face.
617
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:28,560
Tough call, I know,
but I thought it was worth a try!
618
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:31,440
[Frank] I'll be in the pub if you
need me, hacking me ear off.
619
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,400
Fuck!
620
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,200
-[Carl] What if he finds out?
-He won't.
621
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:40,560
[Chesney] We give them
the info and that's it.
622
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:42,000
[Carl] I don't know,
but if we go in there,
623
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,120
they might nick us for being
accessories, or summat.
624
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,480
[phone beeping]
625
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,600
[lad] Hey, you better check that.
626
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:54,560
[lad laughs]
627
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:55,640
[phone beeping]
628
00:39:58,640 --> 00:39:59,920
[Chesney] What?
629
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:00,840
[Chesney] What is it?
630
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:04,520
[Carl] Liam!
631
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:06,080
It's not mine!
632
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:08,200
[Liam] Get off me!
633
00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:14,760
Lads?
634
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:17,440
Nice kid, in't he?
635
00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:22,360
I don't ever want to see
your faces round Chatsworth again.
636
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:23,480
You got it?
637
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:28,760
[Jimmy] Now, go on.
638
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,080
Off you fuck.
639
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,600
[menacing music]
640
00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:40,640
[cars breaking]
[car doors opening]
641
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,600
Oi! We've got 17 weddings booked.
642
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:02,680
Seventeen grooms and one waiting
for a blushing bride, you.
643
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:14,120
[Wedding March playing]
644
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:20,400
[people cheering]
645
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,720
[Wedding March playing]
646
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:26,960
You said you never loved
anyone like you loved me.
647
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,480
[Wedding March playing]
648
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:36,240
[people cheering]
649
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:47,680
[Wedding March playing]
650
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:56,120
[Wedding March playing]
651
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:57,360
Marry me.
652
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:02,400
-[Wedding March playing]
-[clapping indoor]
653
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,120
-[people cheering]
-[Wedding March playing]
654
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:11,840
-[happy upbeat music]
-[appreciation whistles]
655
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,760
["Ferris Wheels" playing]
656
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,040
♪ I don't know who I am ♪
657
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,920
♪ I don't know who you are ♪
658
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:36,800
♪ But when I touch your hand
I see shooting stars ♪
659
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:44,520
♪ I see Ferris wheels
Curling walls of steel ♪
660
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,240
♪ And light ♪
661
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,880
♪ The long-distance call ♪
662
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:00,720
♪ Over twisted wires ♪
663
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,680
♪ Some last heartfelt words ♪
664
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:07,560
♪ Caller on the line ♪
665
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:11,320
♪ We speak through satellites ♪
666
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:14,880
♪ That hang like the stars at night ♪
667
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:17,800
♪ In the sky ♪
668
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:20,600
[Kelly] You trip along through life
minding your own business,
669
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:23,000
until one day, bang!
670
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:27,720
Someone steps in front of you, stops you
in your tracks, leans in to kiss you
671
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,280
and rips your heart
right out of your chest.
672
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:34,240
And it's all right, you know.
It doesn't hurt.
673
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:35,520
Not at first.
674
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:39,400
Not so long as they look after it
and maybe give you theirs in return.
675
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:45,160
And you might be lucky that the
last person to rip your heart out
676
00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:47,360
is the one who'll look after it.
677
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:52,160
The one who'll wrap it in tissue paper
and tinsel
678
00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:53,720
and stars.
679
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:57,320
["Ferris Wheels" playing]
680
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,240
[Kelly] Being married
means you join a club.
681
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:07,800
You see a load of other people with rings
on their fingers and you go:
682
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,360
"Oh, yeah! I did that!"
683
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:14,880
I've stood up in front of the world
and told someone that I love them
684
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:18,440
and I wanted to be with them
for the rest of my life.
685
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:21,760
And it really doesn't matter
how you do it,
686
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:26,800
when or where you do it,
just as long as there's truth and honesty.
687
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:31,960
If there's no truth and honesty,
there'd be never love nor beauty.
688
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:39,040
♪ Satellites that hang
like the stars at night ♪
689
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:42,760
♪ In the sky ♪
690
00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:50,880
♪ In the sky ♪
691
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:58,200
We make films of our situation.
692
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:01,560
[Micky] The best one gets a grand
and a free trip to Hollywood.
693
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,360
[Maxine] Carl and Chesney are wanted.
694
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:05,240
-For what?
-Murder.
695
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:08,400
[Jamie] Now, that will get a party going.
696
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:10,040
[ladies cheering]
697
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:11,840
[Carl] You...
698
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:13,920
-Sit down.
-[girl laughs]
699
00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:17,000
In there, hurry up.
700
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,240
[Ian] What is it with you and my family?
701
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:22,200
[Micky] You alright?
Ian, you alright? Hey?
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