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I can't believe this is
our last calculus class.
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Well, don't worry.
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If it's anything like the others,
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it'll feel like a lifetime.
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I'm going to miss all your little jokes,
Steve Smith.
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I still can't believe
you're about to graduate.
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And follow Billie Eilish on tour!
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So cool!
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I'm hoping to meet her
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'cause I think she knows
who my real dad is.
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I know it's the last day,
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but I'm gonna have to
reteach you everything!
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I just found out that at the
start of the school year,
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one of my colleagues
pranked me and switched
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my teacher's edition with
one full of bullshit,
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and that's what I've been
teaching you all year.
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Thank God none of us were
paying attention, am I right?
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That's it.
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You guys don't respect me,
I don't make squat,
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and I have to cram for my
test on the milkshake machine
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before my shift at Bobby Freeze,
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which starts in nine minutes?!
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Hey, are you going to
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Vince Chung's
end-of-the-year bash tonight?
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I doubt it.
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His party is invite-only
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and he only liked me when I had boobs.
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Tell you what, since you've
been making me laugh all year
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and it is our last week together
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before I follow Billie on the road,
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if you do show up to Vince
Chung's party tonight...
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I'll give you a handjob...
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Handjob...
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Handjob...
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Handjob...
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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This is it, man!
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It's finally happening for you!
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You're going to become a man!
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I'm not gonna lie, Snot.
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When you got bar mitzvah'd last year
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and became a man the Jewish way,
I was very jealous.
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And now it's your turn to do
it one of the Christian ways.
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But how are we gonna get an
invite to Vince Chung's party?
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It'd be one thing if Barry were here.
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Vince Chung loves Barry.
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Apparently if you witness
one murder at Taco Bell
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with someone,
it creates some sort of "bond."
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Too bad he and Toshi already
left for summer horse camp.
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I'll text him.
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I'm warning you bud, if you text
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Barry at camp, you're just gonna
get a hundred horse photos.
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What a ride, Pepper!
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This is why we do it, Tosh.
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The union of man and beast.
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Sometimes I don't know where
I end and my horse begins.
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_
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You guys? No way!
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Only cools get to go to my party, bros.
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Oh, dude,
you're the guy who caught that bird
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with your bare hand in PE class.
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Please come to my bash.
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Vince, please,
it's the difference between my friend
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becoming a man or not.
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Tell you what, I'll let you guys
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come to my party under one condition.
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You bring a keg...
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of Og 4LOCO!
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Okay, we just have to get a keg
of Og 4LOCO, whatever that is.
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You think you two nerds
can get a keg of Og 4LOCO?
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The one with caffeine,
taurine, and guarana?
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Yes?
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I happen to know there's only one place
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within a 100-mile radius that has it.
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A dirty dive bar in
Chimdale called XXXX.
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That's four X's.
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It used to be called XXX in
honor of the Vin Diesel movie,
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but they got into trouble
with Columbia Pictures
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and had to add the extra X.
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- Oh.
- Good luck buying
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a keg there underage.
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It's a fake ID graveyard.
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Even the ones I sell don't work there.
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Alright, see you chodes later.
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I'm off to eavesdrop on more students
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and spread more dangerous legends.
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Alright, you heard him.
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If we're going to make you a man,
we need real IDs.
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I think it's time we
talk to my uncle Roger.
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They're so cool. I wish...
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Mark McKenzie, you talking switchblades?
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The ice cream man will sell you one
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if you know the secret password...
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"butterball."
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Hey, Roger, I...
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Huh, I know
he's usually out doing stuff,
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but he's usually also here.
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Steve-O, what up, chode?!
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I need your help.
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- Can you get me...
- No can do, I'm busy.
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I finally figured out how to
get rid of all my Kohl's cash
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gift cards without having
to buy anything from Kohl's.
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- Later, chode!
- No, Rog...
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I know where we can get IDs, Snot.
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But I'd be breaking a
promise I made to my uncle.
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If my dad taught me anything,
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breaking promises is a
huge part of being a man.
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Gosh, your uncle really
has some unique outfits!
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Uh, it's nothing weird,
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he just likes to shop at thrift stores
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and buy dead people's clothes
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because sometimes they
have wallets in them.
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Oh.
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Bingo.
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And these adult clothes
will make us look older
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than our little boy clothes.
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We're going to do this Steve,
I can feel it.
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A girl is gonna rub your penis
until you orgasm tonight.
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What the hell do you
think you're doing?!
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You don't have to show ID, Clint!
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Anyone with Clint is
probably an asshole,
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but you can come in too!
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Hey, everybody!
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Look what the ol' Ferret dragged in!
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Clint!
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I thought you died!
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Steve, what's happening?
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Roger's personas...
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They're working on us!
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Hey, everybody, drinks are on
us if this credit card works!
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That's kind of a big "if" though, right?
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Clint, I should kick your
ass for cheating me at pool
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and stealing my truck last time.
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But now that I'm walking everywhere,
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my diabetes cleared up
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and I'm in the best shape of my life!
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Carrot stick?
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I don't get why the whole bar
thinks I'm this guy Clint.
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Listen, the good news is for some reason
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they really believe we're adults,
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which means buying this keg
is going to be super easy.
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Excuse me!
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- I'd like to buy a keg of...
- Ío kegs today!
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Dave's the only one with
the key to the keg fridge.
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- What?
- What?
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Our owner Dave has the only key.
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And he's at his friend's wedding.
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That's obviously not
the wedding he's at now,
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but no doubt it gets my point across.
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How many weddings are on Friday night?
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There must be a way to find it.
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I know where it is!
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I couldn't help but overhear you
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because I've been eavesdropping
on people a lot lately.
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Not only do I know where the wedding is,
I'm going myself.
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See, me and my buddy,
we like to wedding crash...
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like the movie.
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So when I heard Dave talking
about a wedding the other day,
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I locked it away.
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The Ramada on Fifth and...
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something.
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Eh, if we drive down Fifth long enough,
we'll find it.
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Hit the ocean, we've gone too far!
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There's a phone in my jacket.
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Silent mode this bad boy.
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Steve,
don't you think it's a little weird
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that Lewis doesn't recognize us?
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Yeah! I do.
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Now relax.
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♪ Don't let the sun go down on me ♪
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♪ Although I search myself ♪
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♪ It's always someone else I see ♪
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♪ I'd just allow a
fragment of your life ♪
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♪ To wander free ♪
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♪ Oh-ho! ♪
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Whoa, a new flavor!
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Green tea with Moroccan mint!
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Should we buy it instead of our usual
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green tea with peach and lemongrass?
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Maybe we buy both?
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Buy both?!
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Sure, why don't we buy
some fruit punch too?!
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We're supposed to be saving for a house
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to show your dad we're responsible.
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And you want to double our tea budget?
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And I said, "make it 10 bucks
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and I'll put both hands up there!"
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- Ugh.
- Ahhhhhh!
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Relax, Clint!
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This isn't even my car!
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'Zooka Sharks!
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This is our year!
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Or maybe we get all the flavors
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and don't use any of our tea budget!
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Steve, look!
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The Ramada!
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Dave and his key are right there!
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You check the perimeter,
I'll take the dance floor.
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Dave?!
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Dave?!
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Dave! Dave! Dave! Dave! Dave!
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Dave! Dave! Dave! Dave! Dave! Dave!
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Dave? Dave?
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Dave! Dave!
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Dave! Dave! Dave! Dave!
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Dave!
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Dr. Kenji! You came!
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And I didn't even invite you!
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You've got to give a speech!
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, I couldn't...
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Guys, I want you to meet my dentist.
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He's cool and he's always
telling me dirty jokes,
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and now he's going to give a toast.
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This is gonna be better than
a Netflix stand-up special!
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Oh, no.
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You can't go too blue.
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Uh, that's right, I'm his dentist.
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And I swear
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that's "the whole tooth
and nothing but the tooth."
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no!
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Clint, you bastard!
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You just had to show
up on my wedding day!
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You know I can't resist you.
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Come on!
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Someone in here, actually.
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It's okay.
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I know what you want.
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Whoa, I do kind of want this!
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And that's when I said...
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"Make it 10 bucks and I'll
put both hands up there!"
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Thank you, goodnight!
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Dr. Kenji, everyone!
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That was so funny I'm
going to piss myself.
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I'm not lying!
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I know you're loving this.
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I've been on my feet all day long.
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What the hell is going on in here?
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Hilarious speech, man.
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You don't meet a lot of funny dentists.
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I'm actually looking for a funny guy.
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See, I wasn't even invited
to this wedding.
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Me and my buddy are wedding crashers...
like the movie.
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Except my buddy didn't show up!
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So I'm done with him! He's out!
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I'm looking for a Vince Vaughn-type
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to play opposite my Owen Wilson-type,
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and you might fit the bill.
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Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
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You ruined my wedding!
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My wife's beautiful feet
smell like a face now!
259
00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,381
Come on!
260
00:11:40,383 --> 00:11:43,885
Oh, he is a Vince Vaughn-type.
261
00:11:47,591 --> 00:11:49,857
Go, go! This guy's gonna kill us!
262
00:11:49,859 --> 00:11:52,393
Okay, but this isn't a normal cab,
263
00:11:52,395 --> 00:11:55,330
because this is a Kohl's cash cab!
264
00:11:55,332 --> 00:11:57,264
It's just like the show "Cash Cab"
265
00:11:57,266 --> 00:11:59,734
where they drive you around
and ask you trivia questions
266
00:11:59,736 --> 00:12:02,470
except on this one, you win Kohl's cash
267
00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:03,871
instead of usable cash!
268
00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,207
This is my pilot episode.
269
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:07,775
I'm shooting it on my own and
hoping to sell it to Kohl's.
270
00:12:07,863 --> 00:12:10,678
- Just go!
- Steve?
271
00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:12,547
Well, look who it is...
272
00:12:12,549 --> 00:12:14,816
Local piece of shit Clint McGlint
273
00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:18,353
and dentist to the Japanese mafia,
Dr. Kenji.
274
00:12:18,355 --> 00:12:20,755
- Please, Rog...
- Anh-anh.
275
00:12:20,757 --> 00:12:24,425
Please... Jamiroquai J. Spunklestain.
276
00:12:24,427 --> 00:12:26,093
Ah, damn it! Please just go!
277
00:12:26,095 --> 00:12:28,830
Okay, but only if you get
the questions right.
278
00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:31,833
Miss one question and I
drop you at the next corner.
279
00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:34,101
This show is much harder
than the one that was on
280
00:12:34,103 --> 00:12:35,303
Discovery Channel!
281
00:12:35,305 --> 00:12:36,371
Here at "American Dad,"
282
00:12:36,373 --> 00:12:37,839
we love Discovery Channel
283
00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:39,507
and welcome Warner Bros-Discovery
284
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,042
as TBS's new overlord.
285
00:12:41,044 --> 00:12:44,145
Long may scripted
television reign supreme!
286
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,215
What's the hardest haircut to cut?
287
00:12:48,217 --> 00:12:50,635
- What?
- We've got company!
288
00:12:51,921 --> 00:12:52,988
That's your first question.
289
00:12:52,990 --> 00:12:55,323
What's the hardest haircut to cut?
290
00:12:55,325 --> 00:12:57,725
Uh, the Rachel?
291
00:12:57,727 --> 00:12:59,126
Yes! That's correct.
292
00:12:59,128 --> 00:13:01,931
And that's a $50 Kohl's cash!
293
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,400
This question's a little bit harder.
294
00:13:05,402 --> 00:13:08,269
What's the third-best Pixar movie?
295
00:13:08,271 --> 00:13:09,604
Uh, "The Incredibles"!
296
00:13:09,606 --> 00:13:12,207
Ope, sorry, that's wrong!
297
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:13,541
No, it's not!
298
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,543
"Wall-E," "Toy Story,"
"The Incredibles."
299
00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,479
No, it goes "Shrek," "Toy Story,"
300
00:13:17,481 --> 00:13:19,014
"Nemo," "Incredibles."
301
00:13:19,016 --> 00:13:21,082
"Shrek's" not even a Pixar movie!
302
00:13:21,084 --> 00:13:22,884
- Yes, it is!
- No, it isn't.
303
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,151
It's Dreamworks.
304
00:13:24,153 --> 00:13:25,220
Please hold.
305
00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:27,422
Well, cluck me. What do you know?
306
00:13:27,424 --> 00:13:30,525
That's $50 Kohl's cash!
307
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:34,962
He's back!
308
00:13:34,964 --> 00:13:37,298
Don't worry, this next question's easy.
309
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:41,102
What... is the best kind of weather?
310
00:13:41,104 --> 00:13:43,505
- Rain!
- Wrong!
311
00:13:47,644 --> 00:13:50,978
Ah, I'm stuck real good.
312
00:13:50,980 --> 00:13:55,383
Sorry, but the best kind
of weather is two tornados.
313
00:13:55,385 --> 00:13:56,451
Thanks for playing.
314
00:13:56,453 --> 00:13:58,053
Wait, you're dropping us off here?
315
00:13:58,055 --> 00:14:00,788
Damn, this is one of the
roughest parts of Chimdale.
316
00:14:00,790 --> 00:14:03,391
But I don't pick where
you get the answers wrong.
317
00:14:03,393 --> 00:14:04,604
Now get out!
318
00:14:06,301 --> 00:14:08,563
And quit going through
other people's stuff!
319
00:14:12,335 --> 00:14:14,536
Well, Steve wants my help
320
00:14:14,538 --> 00:14:16,604
getting into Vince Chung's party.
321
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:19,408
Probably because of our
Taco Bell trauma bond.
322
00:14:19,409 --> 00:14:22,313
_
323
00:14:22,314 --> 00:14:24,702
_
324
00:14:25,605 --> 00:14:27,482
I just feel like Steve and Snot
325
00:14:27,484 --> 00:14:29,751
might be in danger for some reason.
326
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:34,690
Geez, this Makahama guy
called a thousand times.
327
00:14:34,692 --> 00:14:36,892
Hey, the Uber on this phone works.
328
00:14:36,894 --> 00:14:37,894
We can get home!
329
00:14:37,895 --> 00:14:40,628
Home?! But we have to get the keg.
330
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:43,298
How? Face it, Snot, we're done.
331
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,566
We lost Dave.
332
00:14:44,568 --> 00:14:46,367
And no Dave, no key.
333
00:14:46,369 --> 00:14:48,236
No key, no keg.
334
00:14:48,238 --> 00:14:49,637
No keg, no party.
335
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,773
No party, no handie.
336
00:14:51,775 --> 00:14:55,243
Come on, Steve, this is your destiny!
337
00:14:55,245 --> 00:14:56,711
Snot, it's okay.
338
00:14:56,713 --> 00:14:59,247
A part of me is actually relieved.
339
00:14:59,249 --> 00:15:01,583
- What?
- It's just...
340
00:15:01,585 --> 00:15:04,319
I was a little afraid
of getting a handjob.
341
00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:06,454
Afraid? Why?
342
00:15:06,456 --> 00:15:08,456
What if I don't do it right?
343
00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:09,725
What if my penis is weird?
344
00:15:09,727 --> 00:15:11,793
I can't believe this kind of talk.
345
00:15:11,795 --> 00:15:16,331
Steve, I have no doubt you
have a wonderful penis.
346
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,866
Also, if you don't, who cares?
347
00:15:18,868 --> 00:15:21,937
We're entering a new
age of body positivity
348
00:15:21,939 --> 00:15:24,940
where weird is beautiful, my friend.
349
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:30,812
- Dave!
- Dave!
350
00:15:33,550 --> 00:15:35,617
- Dave!
- He's out.
351
00:15:35,619 --> 00:15:38,286
Well, we don't need him, just the key.
352
00:15:38,288 --> 00:15:40,221
Check the keychain!
353
00:15:40,223 --> 00:15:44,025
He's only got one key on
here like a psychopath.
354
00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:45,427
It must be inside.
355
00:15:49,299 --> 00:15:52,500
If we find the key and hustle
back to the bar to get the keg,
356
00:15:52,502 --> 00:15:53,701
we can still make the party.
357
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,570
But the keg's not at the bar.
358
00:15:55,572 --> 00:15:57,372
What? How do you know that?
359
00:15:57,374 --> 00:16:00,175
Because it's right here.
360
00:16:06,616 --> 00:16:08,483
It's beautiful.
361
00:16:08,485 --> 00:16:09,684
You were right, Snot.
362
00:16:09,686 --> 00:16:11,219
It's our destiny.
363
00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:12,887
Let's go!
364
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,356
Let us help you with that.
365
00:16:14,358 --> 00:16:18,360
You haven't been answering
your phone, Dr. Kenji.
366
00:16:25,369 --> 00:16:27,169
I'm sorry, Mr. Makahama,
367
00:16:27,171 --> 00:16:29,171
I assumed you wanted sparkling water!
368
00:16:29,173 --> 00:16:32,974
Well, you know what happens
when you assume...
369
00:16:32,976 --> 00:16:34,843
You die!
370
00:16:37,514 --> 00:16:40,715
Dr. Kenji, thank you for coming.
371
00:16:40,717 --> 00:16:44,586
I'm sorry we had to be so persistent.
372
00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:47,655
Ah, no problem.
373
00:16:47,657 --> 00:16:49,724
Two nights ago, I ate a gumdrop,
374
00:16:49,726 --> 00:16:52,594
and it made my tooth really hurt.
375
00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:53,928
Then it went away.
376
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,864
But then, I ate a bunch of jujubes
377
00:16:55,866 --> 00:17:00,334
and the pain came back worse!
378
00:17:00,336 --> 00:17:03,538
Please remove the tooth at once.
379
00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:08,076
After you fix the boss's tooth,
you'll get your keg back.
380
00:17:08,078 --> 00:17:09,611
How are we going to get out of this?
381
00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:12,680
This is complex dental work,
and I'm terrible with my hands.
382
00:17:12,682 --> 00:17:15,149
You said you wanted
to become a man, right?
383
00:17:15,151 --> 00:17:20,055
Well, a man's got to do
what a man's got to do.
384
00:17:23,693 --> 00:17:26,528
Okay, what tooth is it?
385
00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:32,768
Just give that a second to work.
386
00:17:35,572 --> 00:17:38,240
Now let's yank this bad boy.
387
00:17:43,847 --> 00:17:47,716
It does not want to come out!
388
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:50,384
Ahh! Ahh!
389
00:17:50,386 --> 00:17:51,687
Hold on...
390
00:17:51,954 --> 00:17:53,055
Almost...
391
00:17:53,057 --> 00:17:55,189
Got it!
392
00:17:55,191 --> 00:17:57,191
Ahhhh!
393
00:17:57,193 --> 00:17:58,260
'Ill 'hem!
394
00:17:58,262 --> 00:17:59,727
Steve, the cart!
395
00:17:59,729 --> 00:18:01,029
The elevator!
396
00:18:06,402 --> 00:18:08,036
Uh-oh.
397
00:18:11,275 --> 00:18:12,340
Ahh!
398
00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:13,975
Oh, God!
399
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:17,879
We're not falling!
400
00:18:17,881 --> 00:18:20,282
I think we're flying this thing!
401
00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:30,024
We just passed Vince Chung's house!
402
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,894
We need to turn around!
403
00:18:32,896 --> 00:18:35,297
Deflect off the Shark's nest!
404
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:46,174
We're alive!
405
00:18:46,176 --> 00:18:47,575
Oh, my God...
406
00:18:47,577 --> 00:18:49,377
it's Vince Chung's party!
407
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:50,512
We did it!
408
00:18:50,514 --> 00:18:52,314
I'm gonna become a man!
409
00:18:52,316 --> 00:18:55,450
No, we didn't.
410
00:18:55,452 --> 00:18:57,719
- Who cares?
- Who cares?
411
00:18:57,721 --> 00:19:00,322
Uh, Vince Chung for starters.
412
00:19:00,324 --> 00:19:01,923
We've come too far.
413
00:19:01,925 --> 00:19:03,791
I'm going to that party.
414
00:19:03,793 --> 00:19:06,528
And I'm getting that handjob.
415
00:19:06,530 --> 00:19:09,531
Yasss, queen!
416
00:19:09,533 --> 00:19:12,134
Yazzzzzz!
417
00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:17,405
Hey...
418
00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:19,941
You have no clue what
I've been through tonight.
419
00:19:19,943 --> 00:19:23,111
Just to get here. To you.
420
00:19:26,282 --> 00:19:30,685
Why the hell is this
old-ass guy kissing me?!
421
00:19:30,687 --> 00:19:32,554
That's my dentist!
422
00:19:32,556 --> 00:19:33,755
Oh, my God!
423
00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:36,424
Somebody kill them!
424
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:37,659
Get 'em!
425
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,696
We gotta get out of these clothes!
426
00:19:43,441 --> 00:19:46,234
I can't believe how close
I came to becoming a man
427
00:19:46,236 --> 00:19:50,505
only to be, well, too old I guess.
428
00:19:50,507 --> 00:19:51,573
What an awful night.
429
00:19:51,575 --> 00:19:52,974
Steve...
430
00:19:52,976 --> 00:19:55,710
Tonight was the best night of my life.
431
00:19:55,712 --> 00:19:57,045
And do you know why?
432
00:19:57,047 --> 00:19:58,847
'Cause that bride grabbed your wiener?
433
00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:00,114
No...
434
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:04,118
Because I watched you become a man.
435
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,254
Yeah, you didn't get an hj,
436
00:20:06,256 --> 00:20:08,990
but you did give an
amazing wedding speech.
437
00:20:08,992 --> 00:20:11,393
You cracked a guy over
the head with a vase.
438
00:20:11,395 --> 00:20:14,863
You pulled the tongue out
of a Japanese mob boss.
439
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,865
You shoved Vince Chung.
440
00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,967
And you kissed the girl.
441
00:20:22,338 --> 00:20:24,939
Hey, you haven't seen some scuzzy guy
442
00:20:24,941 --> 00:20:28,676
and an off-duty dentist, have you?
443
00:20:28,678 --> 00:20:30,078
Well, the Japanese mafia
444
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:31,946
and a bunch of high-school
kids want them dead,
445
00:20:31,948 --> 00:20:34,282
so you should probably
get off the streets.
446
00:20:34,284 --> 00:20:35,950
Can you give us a ride home?
447
00:20:35,952 --> 00:20:40,021
No way! Every man for themselves!
448
00:20:40,023 --> 00:20:42,490
And put on some clothes!
449
00:20:42,759 --> 00:20:44,426
Somebody need a ride?
450
00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:48,296
Hey, I can't believe they let you guys
451
00:20:48,298 --> 00:20:50,498
take your horses home from horse camp.
452
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:51,633
Oh, they didn't let us...
453
00:20:54,704 --> 00:20:56,505
H'yah!
454
00:20:58,508 --> 00:21:00,409
Bye-bye! See you soon!
455
00:21:02,465 --> 00:21:04,162
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