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OCTAVIUS: It's not
that kind of suit,
Mr. O'Hirn.
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You will never
be able to remove it.
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But it's tough,
right, Doc?
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Indeed. But your skin
will fuse to the armor,
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a thick
titanium-resin armor.
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A permanent change.
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Is it me,
or is your boy tryin'
to talk my boy out of this?
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Look, O'Hirn,
you'll be tough,
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tough enough to bring down
you know who.
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Then what's
the holdup?
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[SCREAMING]
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Better finish it, Otto.
You owe me a success,
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no more flukes
like the Sandman.
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I need super-mercenaries
I can mass-produce,
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no matter how many thugs
we have to go through,
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or how many doctors.
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[SCREAMING]
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What's with
the jungle look?
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Ah, the animal
kingdom. Offers
many useful ideas.
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That armor is
a part of him now,
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a thick,
impenetrable hide.
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The extras up top there
provide offensive
capabilities,
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making him
unstoppable.
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The good doctor
has his quirks,
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but this
approaches competence.
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Your Mr. Lincoln
will be pleased.
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Ixnay. We don't ever
use the "L" word.
Call him "the Big Man."
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What's goin' on?
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HAMMERHEAD: Mind your
own business, O'Hirn!
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Right. My business.
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Better get to it,
then.
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'Cause the Rhino don't wanna
keep Spider-Man waitin'!
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[CAR ALARMS BLARING]
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♪ Livin' on the edge
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♪ Fighting crime
Spinning webs
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♪ Swingin' from
the highest ledge
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♪ He could leap
above our heads
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♪ Villains on the rise
And the city's victimized
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♪ Looking up
with no surprise
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♪ Arriving
in the speed of time
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♪ Spectacular
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♪ Spectacular Spider-Man
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♪ Spectacular
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♪ Spectacular Spider-Man
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♪ Spectacular
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♪ Spectacular
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♪ Spectacular Spider-Man
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♪ Spectacular
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♪ Spectacular Spider-Man
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PUNK: Hit it! Go!
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Help! Police!
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Must be 2,000
in here. Score.
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Yeah, and Spidey's
too busy poppin' big bads
to worry about us.
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Ta-da!
Say my name, and I
magically appear.
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Okay, you should fasten
your seat belt,
and you should pull over.
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[STUTTERING]
Right. Okay. Yeah.
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No way!
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[SIREN WAILING]
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Surf's up!
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Yee-haw!
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So, uh, guess it's
fall formal time in Midtown.
Pete ask you yet?
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Pete says
he isn't going.
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Tell you what.
Let me be your date.
I'll even dance.
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You don't even
have to dance.
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Plus, if you say yes,
I promise to stop asking.
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Parker! I pay you
for front-page material.
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This stuff belongs
back with the funnies.
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So you don't
want 'em?
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Not the point.
"What is the point?"
Here's the point!
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Quit harassing
my secretary and get me
a page-one web-head blowout!
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Trust me,
Mr. Jameson,
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when Spidey
goes into action,
I'll be there.
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Listen, you
insufferable whelp,
when you're publisher...
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You! Benny!
I said corned beef,
not pastrami!
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What, you wanna
give me gas?
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You're only
four years older.
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When you're 70 and
I'm 66, uh, I'll seem
quite the catch.
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[LAUGHS] All right.
I'll think about it.
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That's great!
You won't regret it.
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It's just a maybe!
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Whoo-hoo!
I'm wearin' her down!
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[LAUGHS] Goodness!
What's this?
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It's a great day.
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For starters,
I sold more pics.
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Here's 90%
to pay the bills
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and 10% for
my new-camera fund,
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and that's not even
the best news.
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I'm goin' to
the formal, Aunt May!
I got a date!
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Almost for sure.
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That's wonderful, Peter.
I had hoped
you'd change your mind,
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so I took in
your uncle's tuxedo
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to save you money
on a rental.
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The corsage and car service
will be expensive enough.
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Car service?
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[GROANS] This'll barely
pay for the corsage.
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Oh, what am I gonna do?
I can't ask Betty
to take the bus.
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Betty? Who's Betty?
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Miss Brant,
I'm May Parker,
Peter's aunt.
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Might I buy you
a cup of coffee?
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Well, it's official.
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I'm goin' to the fall formal
with Glory Grant.
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I can top that.
I'm almost definitely
going with Betty Brant.
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[LAUGHS] Hey!
Grant, Brant.
Our girls rhyme!
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[SCOFFS] Puny Parker's
got a date? Right!
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You wouldn't
know her, Flash.
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She's 20 years old
and hot.
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Come on! At least
tell a good lie.
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Bet you show up
without any date.
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Or you don't
show up at all.
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I'll take that bet.
Loser dresses as
a cheerleader for Halloween.
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You're on!
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[CELL PHONE BEEPS]Oh, look. My girl's
texting me now.
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"Having coffee
with Aunt May."
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Um, how old you say
your girl was?
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[TEASING]
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Uh, I gotta go.
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No one goes up to the Bugle
without a pass, sir.
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Make an exception.
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Hit 22, please.
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These don't work so good
on the little buttons.
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Actually, uh,
22's already pressed.
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[NERVOUS LAUGHTER]
So, you goin' to the Bugle?
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Yeah. Your name
ain't Parker, is it?
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[CHUCKLES] No point in
paying city prices
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when there's
perfectly good
coffee here.
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Oh, I do appreciate
a sensible girl.
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[PEOPLE EXCLAIM IN SURPRISE]
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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Bring me Peter Parker!
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What does that awful man
want with my nephew?
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[WHISPERING]
Shh. We'll ask Peter later.
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I ain't stupid.
Peter Parker takes all
the web-creep's pictures.
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Gotta hurry,
before Aunt May
destroys everything.
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Who do you
think you are?
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Oh! Or what
do you think you are?
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I'll give you 15 seconds
to write me a check
for these damages, or...
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[GASPING]
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I mean, how may
I be of service?
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Peter Parker!
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[GROWLING] Now.
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Parker? Parker,
the photographer?
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Oh. Never
met the guy.
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Uh, no address either.
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Only makes contact
by e-mail.
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What a fine, brave man
to protect my nephew
that way.
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I'm glad Peter's found
such good people to work with,
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but you're too old
for him, dear.
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[BOTH GASP]
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What do you think,
I'm stupid?
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Well, you are
dressed stupid.
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[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTING]
Put me down!
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It's for your own safety,
pickle puss.
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What do you want
with Parker?
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You. Just you.
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And payback
for all the times
you took me down.
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O'Hirn?Not anymore.
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Call me Rhino!
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Hey, watch it!
Glass doors
are expensive!
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[GRUNTING]
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Your goop's useless
now, creep.
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SPIDER-MAN: First Marko
becomes Sandman,
and now this?
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What's the Big Man's
next move,
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turning Flash Thompson
into the Belligerent
Bug-Zapper?
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00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:12,957
If I can't stop
this bruiser,
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maybe two feet
of concrete will.
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[ROARING]
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No!
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[SIRENS WAILING]
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[STRAINING]
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[CHUCKLES]
Thrill ride.
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Attention, Rhino.
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Lay down flat...
In your crater
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and keep your hands
where we can see them!
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You see 'em now?
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[GRUNTING]
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[SHOOTS WEB]
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[METAL CREAKING]
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This one's mine, Detective.
Hey, needle nose!
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Party's over here!
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[LAUGHS] You like
being hunted, freak?
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Would you please
look who's talking?
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Oh, I may be a freak,
but I'm not a coward!
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Even the old O'Hirn
never ran away scared!
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SPIDER-MAN:
I'm scared, all right.
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Scared some bystander'll
get hurt.
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Gotta lure Rawhide
someplace deserted.
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Hurry up, hippo!
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Whoa!
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But where
do you find "deserted"
in a city of eight million?
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[GROWLS] Stupid truck.
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Made me lose spider-creep.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[GROANS]
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That's gonna
leave a mark.
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[GROANS]
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This always works
in the cartoons.
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[SIGHS] Television
so cannot be trusted.
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[GRUNTS]
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00:13:21,214 --> 00:13:24,838
Remember what I did
to them bowlin' balls?
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00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:32,570
Wait. Wait!What?
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Weight!
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[EXCLAIMS]
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Where'd you go?
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[GLASS SHATTERS]
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How's that
for confident?
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He stops to satisfy
before smashing me.
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Unless it's
not confidence.
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00:13:56,490 --> 00:13:58,078
Okay, break's over.
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00:14:08,502 --> 00:14:10,125
Ha! You missed.
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[GRUNTS]
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00:14:17,787 --> 00:14:21,274
Over here, moose!
Let's play
follow the leader.
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00:14:21,308 --> 00:14:24,173
Think you can hide
from me down there?
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Think again.
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00:14:25,934 --> 00:14:28,488
Whoo!
Hot enough for you?
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Come on, you big lug.
Let's go for a run.
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[ROARING]
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[SCREAMING]
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Can't help noticing
you've stopped
spoutin' off.
220
00:14:50,717 --> 00:14:53,202
What's the matter?
Mouth a little dry?
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[CAR ALARMS BLARING]
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00:15:09,529 --> 00:15:12,808
See, my mistake was
trying to crack open
that hide of yours.
223
00:15:12,842 --> 00:15:14,706
Huh? Nothing
can do that.
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00:15:14,741 --> 00:15:18,710
[PANTING] Big Man's guys
told me I'm impenetrable!
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00:15:18,745 --> 00:15:22,404
Too true, and if
nothing can penetrate,
you can't perspire.
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Your face is sweating
for your whole body.
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00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:28,997
It's probably enough
under most conditions,
but in a steam tunnel...
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[PANTING]
I gotta get out of here.
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[GASPING]
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Yeah. Good luck
with that.
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[MOANING WEAKLY]
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[GASPING]
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Come one, come all!
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00:16:03,065 --> 00:16:06,758
Before your very eyes,
the world's largest
dehydrated turtle!
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00:16:06,793 --> 00:16:09,934
[PANTING] I swear
I'm gonna crush you.
236
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,695
Promised Big Man
I'd crush you.
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Crush you!
Crush you...
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00:16:15,422 --> 00:16:17,010
[WEAKLY] Crush you.
239
00:16:17,045 --> 00:16:19,392
Are we losing it
a bit, Alexander?
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00:16:19,426 --> 00:16:22,464
Only Mama
calls me Alexander.
241
00:16:22,498 --> 00:16:24,466
You're not my mama!
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00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,330
Not my mama.
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[DELIRIOUSLY] Mama.
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[CHUCKLES]
Yes, I think we are.
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00:16:29,712 --> 00:16:33,751
[WHINING] Mama,
do I have to
go to school?
246
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,753
So, Alexander,
247
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:39,239
tell Mama.
Who's the Big Man?
248
00:16:39,274 --> 00:16:43,485
Ixnay. We don't ever
use the "B" word.
249
00:16:43,519 --> 00:16:46,833
Call him Mr. Lincoln.
250
00:16:50,181 --> 00:16:51,872
[GROANS]
251
00:16:51,907 --> 00:16:53,702
You're gonna
need a crane.
252
00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:59,363
HAMMERHEAD: I'm impressed.
Rhino's still underground,
253
00:16:59,397 --> 00:17:04,540
and Oscorp's already
got the contract
to build his prison cell.
254
00:17:04,575 --> 00:17:07,474
After our success
containing Sandman,
255
00:17:07,509 --> 00:17:09,442
whom else
would the city call?
256
00:17:09,476 --> 00:17:13,066
Meanin' you get paid
comin' and goin'.
257
00:17:13,101 --> 00:17:15,310
Sweet.Very.
258
00:17:15,344 --> 00:17:17,243
But these
Midtown brawls,
259
00:17:17,277 --> 00:17:20,177
people are beginning
to ask questions.
260
00:17:20,211 --> 00:17:22,938
Best to let things
cool off for a bit.
261
00:17:22,972 --> 00:17:27,011
We cool off
when the Big Man
says so, see?
262
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:31,084
Or do you want people
to know who created
freak one and freak two?
263
00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:36,089
Please. There's nothing
to trace them back
to Oscorp or myself.
264
00:17:36,124 --> 00:17:40,093
Really? Tell that
to Dr. Octavius.
265
00:17:40,128 --> 00:17:41,612
Hey, Dad,
great news.
266
00:17:41,646 --> 00:17:43,131
I got straight A's
on my midterms,
267
00:17:43,165 --> 00:17:45,202
I made the varsity
football team,
first string,
268
00:17:45,236 --> 00:17:47,100
and I have a date
to tonight's fall formal
269
00:17:47,135 --> 00:17:48,377
with one of
the hottest girls in...
270
00:17:48,412 --> 00:17:51,829
Harry, can't you see
I'm in a meeting? Get out.
271
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:53,796
Yes, sir. Sorry.
272
00:17:54,728 --> 00:17:56,523
Didn't mean
to interrupt.
273
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:02,081
JAMESON: That wall-crawler's
as bad as the Rhino!
274
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:03,496
I'll sue him blind!
275
00:18:03,530 --> 00:18:05,843
Is it, uh,
safe to come out yet?
276
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:08,397
[GASPS] Peter! Were you
here this whole time?
277
00:18:08,432 --> 00:18:11,780
It's okay.
I was hiding.
I'm good at hiding.
278
00:18:11,814 --> 00:18:15,059
I can also be
very heroic. Honest.
279
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,854
Could we talk
for a minute?
280
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:19,719
About tonight,
I can't go with you.
281
00:18:19,753 --> 00:18:23,688
I'm too old for you,
and it's just too weird.
282
00:18:23,723 --> 00:18:27,071
You think I'm weird?No, you're not weird, Peter.
283
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,349
It's weird.
I'm sorry.
284
00:18:31,179 --> 00:18:34,285
Oh, dear.
How disappointing.
285
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:38,013
I imagine you need
some time alone.
I'll find my own way home.
286
00:18:38,047 --> 00:18:39,842
PETER: Gotta make
something go right.
287
00:18:39,877 --> 00:18:44,399
Uh, Mr. Foswell,
do you know anything
about a Mr. Lincoln?
288
00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:46,021
Our 16th president?
289
00:18:46,055 --> 00:18:51,302
Uh, not that Lincoln.
This one might also go
by the name "Big Man."
290
00:18:51,337 --> 00:18:54,409
[SCOFFS] You must mean
L. Thompson Lincoln.
291
00:18:54,443 --> 00:18:56,514
Yeah, a rumor surfaces
every few years
292
00:18:56,549 --> 00:18:58,309
that he's some kind
of crime lord,
293
00:18:58,344 --> 00:19:00,069
but, hey,
I checked it out.
294
00:19:00,104 --> 00:19:01,761
Lincoln looks
a little odd,
295
00:19:01,795 --> 00:19:03,142
but he's one
of the good guys,
296
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:05,799
a true philanthropist,
straight as they come.
297
00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:09,044
Hey, if there is
a Big Man out there,
his name's not Lincoln.
298
00:19:10,114 --> 00:19:11,184
[EXCLAIMING]
299
00:19:11,219 --> 00:19:12,220
[THUDDING]
300
00:19:12,254 --> 00:19:13,221
JAMESON: Ow.
301
00:19:21,090 --> 00:19:21,953
[BOTH GRUNT]
302
00:19:28,339 --> 00:19:29,823
I'm here to see
Mr. Lincoln.
303
00:19:29,858 --> 00:19:32,171
Then you should
make an appointment.
304
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:35,657
But perhaps
we'll make an exception
for the hero of the day.
305
00:19:35,691 --> 00:19:38,211
I am
L. Thompson Lincoln.
306
00:19:38,246 --> 00:19:39,971
Please. You're the Big Man.
307
00:19:40,006 --> 00:19:43,043
In my life, I've been
called many names.
308
00:19:43,078 --> 00:19:46,219
My favorite
is Tombstone.
309
00:19:46,254 --> 00:19:48,463
Back off.
I just took down
the Rhino.
310
00:19:48,497 --> 00:19:49,636
A pale guy in a suit
doesn't stand...
311
00:19:53,295 --> 00:19:54,710
[SPUTTERS]
312
00:19:54,745 --> 00:19:57,851
Don't move.
Just listen,
313
00:19:57,886 --> 00:20:00,337
and I'll teach you
the facts of life.
314
00:20:03,581 --> 00:20:06,170
The Big Man,
whomever he might be,
315
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,414
has nothing
against heroes.
316
00:20:08,448 --> 00:20:11,900
No hero can
thwart enough crime
to dent his income.
317
00:20:11,934 --> 00:20:16,111
But you,
you frighten criminals
off the street entirely
318
00:20:16,145 --> 00:20:19,010
except when you're off
battling the likes
of the Rhino.
319
00:20:19,045 --> 00:20:22,117
Then the Big Man's
profitable army
of petty thugs
320
00:20:22,151 --> 00:20:25,189
think themselves beneath
the Spider-Man's notice.
321
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,640
So as long as I keep
fighting crime,
322
00:20:27,674 --> 00:20:29,331
you'll keep making
bigger and badder...
323
00:20:29,366 --> 00:20:31,540
Now you're learning.
324
00:20:31,575 --> 00:20:35,544
But there is a way out.
Come work for me.
325
00:20:35,579 --> 00:20:38,927
You can still
save the world
like a good hero.
326
00:20:38,961 --> 00:20:40,584
I'll even pay you.
327
00:20:40,618 --> 00:20:43,656
All you have to remember
is to look the other way
on occasion.
328
00:20:43,690 --> 00:20:46,762
On any occasion I choose.
329
00:20:50,318 --> 00:20:53,700
I can't ever look
the other way again.
Let's finish this.
330
00:20:53,735 --> 00:20:55,771
[SIGHS] If you insist.
331
00:20:55,806 --> 00:20:57,325
[BUZZING]
332
00:20:57,359 --> 00:21:00,983
Officers, Spider-Man
has trespassed
on my property,
333
00:21:01,018 --> 00:21:04,297
assaulted my employees,
and threatened
my person.
334
00:21:04,332 --> 00:21:06,334
Wait. You can't
listen to him.
335
00:21:06,368 --> 00:21:07,404
He's the bad guy.
He's...
336
00:21:07,438 --> 00:21:09,682
[GRUNTING]
337
00:21:09,716 --> 00:21:10,959
Freeze, Spider-Man!
You're under...
338
00:21:10,993 --> 00:21:11,925
No!
339
00:21:15,826 --> 00:21:18,794
SPIDER-MAN: I never ran
from the cops before.
I mean, this reeks.
340
00:21:18,829 --> 00:21:20,313
I've won
all the battles
341
00:21:20,348 --> 00:21:22,936
and never came close
to winning the war.
342
00:21:22,971 --> 00:21:25,214
But Tombstone
did make one mistake.
343
00:21:25,249 --> 00:21:27,147
Now I know
there is a war.
344
00:21:27,182 --> 00:21:28,321
So bring it on.
345
00:21:32,118 --> 00:21:35,294
[CHUCKLES] See?
A perfect fit.
346
00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:37,226
[SIGHING] But
what's the point?
347
00:21:37,261 --> 00:21:40,506
Betty said no.
Gwen's not home.
348
00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:42,404
I already lost
the bet to Flash.
349
00:21:42,439 --> 00:21:45,096
Showing up alone would
just make it worse.
350
00:21:45,131 --> 00:21:47,892
Well, then,
isn't it lucky that
Anna Watson's niece,
351
00:21:47,927 --> 00:21:50,619
that sweet
Mary Jane,
is on her way over?
352
00:21:50,654 --> 00:21:52,276
Miss Wonderful
Personality
353
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,968
[SHUDDERS]
is coming here?
354
00:21:55,003 --> 00:21:56,901
Now?There she is.
355
00:21:56,936 --> 00:21:59,110
Oh, my, what
a lovely dress.
356
00:21:59,145 --> 00:22:01,181
Here. I bought
her corsage.
357
00:22:01,216 --> 00:22:02,769
Couldn't afford
the limousine, but...
358
00:22:02,804 --> 00:22:04,564
[IN SHOCK]
You planned this?
359
00:22:04,599 --> 00:22:06,877
Aunt May, you're
an evil mastermind!
360
00:22:06,911 --> 00:22:08,465
[DOORBELL RINGING]Just answer
the door, dear.
361
00:22:12,503 --> 00:22:14,333
[GASPS]
362
00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:18,198
You mean you're
Mary Jane Watson?
363
00:22:18,233 --> 00:22:21,685
[CHUCKLES] Face it, tiger.
364
00:22:21,719 --> 00:22:23,480
You just hit
the jackpot.
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