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All right. Grab all the cash
from the register and safe.
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But don't eat nothing!
Mrs. M's my great-auntie.
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SPIDER-MAN:
So you'll rob
the piggy bank
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but won't touch
the cookie jar?
Wow.
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You must qualify
for nephew of the year.
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Twisted division.
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Spider-Man! Get him!
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SPIDER-MAN:
"Spider-Man. Get him."
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Really? Is that
the best you got?
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I mean, I go
to all this trouble to turn
you into famous spider-perps.
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The least you could do
is keep things interesting.
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I always do.
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I'm really
quite creative.
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[EXCLAIMING]
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[SIRENS WAILING]
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SPIDER-MAN:
Now let's review
that to-do list.
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Stop the crime. Check.
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Took pictures of
my web-slinging self
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to win theDaily Bugle' s
photo contest.
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Check. Check.
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Hightail it home
before curfew.
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Check. Check. Check.
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Yup.
For once I'm making
all the right moves.
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All the smart choices.
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MARTHA: Curt?
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Yeah. Right there, hon.
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[GROANING]
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♪ Living on the edge
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♪ Fighting crime
Spinning webs
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♪ Swinging from
the highest ledge
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♪ He can leap
above our heads
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♪ Villains on the rise
And the city's victimized
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♪ Looking up
with no surprise
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♪ Arriving
in the speed of time
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♪ Spectacular
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♪ Spectacular Spider-Man
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♪ Spectacular
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♪ Spectacular Spider-Man
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♪ Spectacular
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♪ Spectacular
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♪ Spectacular Spider-Man
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♪ Spectacular
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♪ Spectacular Spider-Man
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[AUNT MAY SIGHS]
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AUNT MAY: All these bills.
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I'm home!
And before 10:00,
thank you very much.
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Peter, making your curfew
with only seconds to spare
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is hardly cause
for celebration.
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Aunt May,
don't stress.
Okay?
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I know you've
been struggling
to make ends meet.
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But that's all
about to change.
Believe me.
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CURT: Billy's reading
about lizards?
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He wanted to know
about those new skinks
at the lab.
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[YAWNS]
He is a Connors.
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Come on.
Let's go to bed.
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Yup. Aunt May's
troubles are over.
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That Bugle prize money
is as good as...
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00:04:04,899 --> 00:04:08,109
No! The window
caught the flash!
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They're all useless!
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[GROANING]
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[MOANING]
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[GROANING]
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[SCREAMS]
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Curt, what is it?
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[SCREAMING]
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[GASPS]
I can't believe it.
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It worked!
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What worked?
What did you...
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Curt,
tell me you didn't use
that lizard DNA formula.
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Some lizards
regenerate lost limbs.
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And some lizards
stick to walls and
eat raw meat.
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That doesn't mean
you risk your life to...
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Martha,
look at the results!
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Don't you see
what this means?
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To me? To the world?
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We can literally
heal millions of...
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Mom? Dad?
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Hey, partner!
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Whoa! Dad, your arm!
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[LAUGHING]
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[BELL RINGING]
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[GIRL WHOOPING]
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[STUDENTS CHATTERING]
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[CHUCKLES]
There's Parker.
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[LAUGHS]
This is perfect.
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By the time we're through,
he'll be a shivering wet rat!
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I mean, more than usual.
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Dude, you missed.
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[SCOFFS]
Dumb luck.
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Jerk's lousy with it.
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Hey, Puny Parker!
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[STUDENTS LAUGHING]
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[ALL GASPING]
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Whoa.
Check out Parker.
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BOY:
They didn't
nail him once!
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GIRL:
How'd he do that?
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PETER:
Oh, secret identities reek.
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Come on, quarterback,
can't you complete a single...
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[STUDENTS LAUGHING]
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Move, geek-ette,
or you're next.
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Please, you haven't
got the game.
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If you could hit
a target under pressure,
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would we have
lost to Bronx Tech?
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You choked like
a cat with a hairball.
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[STUDENTS CHUCKLING]
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Dude, you want some
aloe vera for that burn?
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Come on, Einsteins.
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[RAND CHUCKLES]
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[LAUGHING]
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Anything's better than just
standing there and taking it.
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Excuse me?
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Standing there
and taking it is
Nerd Survival 101.
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Besides, I got
bigger problems.
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Still no
Spider-Man
pictures, huh?
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Pete, counting on
winning that prize money
for your aunt might not be...
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Well, what else
am I supposed to do?
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I never asked
to be broke or
semi-grounded
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or smart enough to be
Flash's drenching boy.
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You stop right there.
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I'm so not letting you
wish away your big brain.
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If it's so big,
how come it can't
solve my problems?
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Big but unripe.
Give it time,
cantaloupe boy.
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About time!
The Connors are
due back any minute.
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Here, bro.
We've still
got cleaning...
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Save it
for later,
kids.
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First, we celebrate.
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Ooh, cake!
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BOTH: Chocolate!
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What exactly are we...
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[STUTTERING]
Your hand.
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Your right hand.
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[EDDIE GRUNTING]
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[ALL CHEERING]
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[LAUGHS]
Got you!
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Uh, sorry.
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What, are you kidding?
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Do you know how thrilled I am
to lose at arm wrestling?
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Doc, this is huge!
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Your lizard formula
is the cure for, like,
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every lost limb and
amputation in the world!
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We're talking
guaranteed Nobel Prize.
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MARTHA: [CHUCKLES]
Slow down, Eddie.
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Bad enough my husband
used himself as a guinea...
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Billy, Eddie installed
Space Whackos 2
on the office computer.
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Whackos? Wicked!
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If you're gonna
crank the volume,
close the door, please!
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Take off your shirt, dear.
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00:08:09,834 --> 00:08:10,904
What, are you kidding?
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It's freezing in here.
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All right.
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What?
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MARTHA: Lizard DNA
is more primitive
than human.
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And the reptilian part
of your brain is growing.
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It's growing.
I'm regressing.
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I can feel the change.
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[GROANING]
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Curt, please.
You need to keep
a clear head.
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No, you need to hurry.
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I'm losing control.
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[SIGHING]
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The formula creates
new reptile sequences
faster than I can ID them.
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I don't know how we'll
ever knock 'em all down.
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Wait, bro.
What if we work
from the other end?
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Create a human DNA
filter that knocks
out the lizard code?
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Like the noise filter
on a cell phone.
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Yeah. Nice try, bro, but...
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No, wait!
That could work.
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A gene cleanser.
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Yes. Yes, of course.
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I should have
seen it before.
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My notes.
They'll have all
the data we need.
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So it'll remove
any non-human DNA.
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Even spider.
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Hey, Billy.
How long were
you listening?
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I don't want
to talk about that.
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Okay.
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What do you want
to talk about?
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The book says
some lizards lay
hundreds of eggs
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and never see them hatch.
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Uh-huh.
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Most of the babies
get eaten by predators.
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And the parents
don't even care,
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[WHISPERS]
'cause they've only
got lizard brains.
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Billy, trust me.
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Your dad will always
care about you.
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Even if he turns
into a monster?
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[CURT YELLING]
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Curt!
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I've made a terrible mistake.
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[SCREAMING]
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[GROWLING]
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[ROARING]
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Curt? Curt,
do you recognize me?
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[GASPING]
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Doc, stop!
We just want to...
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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[HISSING]
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Eddie?Finish the gene cleanser.
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I'll follow the doc
and call in with
a location.
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I should get going, too.
201
00:11:31,138 --> 00:11:33,278
Aunt May'll ground me
if I'm not home by 10:00.
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00:11:33,313 --> 00:11:34,590
Pete,
you can't leave now.
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00:11:34,624 --> 00:11:35,660
We have to help.
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00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,489
Well, I just...
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I can't be late.
She worries.
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00:11:40,665 --> 00:11:41,908
Peter, wait!
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How could he just...
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I guess...
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00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:47,292
I guess he's scared.
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First Electro,
now this.
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It's overwhelming.
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And he's only 16.
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I'm 16!
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I know.
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And thank you.
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[PEOPLE EXCLAIMING]
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Now if I were a 6'5" lizard
instead of a 5'6" spider,
where would I hide?
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00:12:12,697 --> 00:12:14,457
[PEOPLE EXCLAIMING]
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00:12:17,806 --> 00:12:18,876
[PEOPLE CLAMORING]
220
00:12:18,910 --> 00:12:20,429
Duh! Underground.
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[LIZARD HISSING]
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Don't panic.
Just head for the exit.
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[EXCLAIMS]
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[SCREAMS]
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SPIDER-MAN: Sorry, pal.
No eating in the subway.
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Dr. Connors,
we have to get you back
to the lab, understand?
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Dr. C, you in there?
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[SCREECHING]
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Okay, maybe not.
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Oh, yikes.
Can you say,
"Halitosis"?
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I knew that you could.
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Okay, Doc.
This is gonna hurt me
more than it hurts you.
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[GROANS]
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[GRUNTING]
Yeah.
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Definitely hurts me
more than you.
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[ROARS]
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[EXCLAIMS]
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Whoa!
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Watch that third rail,
web head.
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[GROANING]
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00:13:33,674 --> 00:13:36,229
Okay, Lizzy.
Where'd you get to now?
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00:13:37,575 --> 00:13:39,991
Hey, wall crawling
is my schtick!
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Hey, you start spinning
a web and I'll sue!
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[EXCLAIMS]
245
00:13:46,515 --> 00:13:47,999
[GROANING]
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00:13:48,034 --> 00:13:49,863
MAN ON PA: Number 2
express to the Bronx.
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Please stand clear
of the closing doors.
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00:13:52,003 --> 00:13:53,556
[GROANING]
249
00:13:53,591 --> 00:13:55,973
Anyone get the number
of that... Uh-oh.
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[MOANING]
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[THUDDING]
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00:14:27,142 --> 00:14:28,695
[ALL GASPING]
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[ALL SCREAM]
254
00:15:06,526 --> 00:15:08,459
Okay, you big, dumb gecko.
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[GRUNTS]
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00:15:13,567 --> 00:15:14,810
[GRUNTING]
257
00:15:20,747 --> 00:15:22,335
So much for plan A.
258
00:15:26,995 --> 00:15:28,272
We're done?
259
00:15:28,306 --> 00:15:29,583
I think so.
260
00:15:29,618 --> 00:15:31,516
It all squares
with Curt's research.
261
00:15:31,551 --> 00:15:32,828
Of course,
there's only
one way to test it.
262
00:15:32,862 --> 00:15:36,211
And since Curt's
hide is so thick,
263
00:15:36,245 --> 00:15:38,144
we'll have to find
a way to make him drink it.
264
00:15:38,178 --> 00:15:41,112
Maybe by asking
for help from a guy in
a spider-themed onesie.
265
00:15:41,147 --> 00:15:42,148
BOTH: Spider-Man!
266
00:15:42,182 --> 00:15:43,459
I get that reaction a lot.
267
00:15:43,494 --> 00:15:45,116
How did you know
we needed you?
268
00:15:45,151 --> 00:15:47,808
My spider-sense was tingling?
269
00:15:48,671 --> 00:15:50,121
[RINGING]
270
00:15:50,156 --> 00:15:52,952
Hello?It's me.
He's at the Bronx Zoo.
271
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,091
[HISSING]
272
00:15:56,196 --> 00:15:58,992
Tell your friend
to stay clear
of the Lizard.
273
00:15:59,027 --> 00:16:00,683
I'm on my way.
274
00:16:00,718 --> 00:16:03,065
Was that...Our local hero.
275
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:04,825
He'll be there soon,
and I'll be right
behind him.
276
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:05,861
Gwen, can you
stay with Billy?
277
00:16:05,895 --> 00:16:07,138
Of course.
278
00:16:10,245 --> 00:16:11,522
Dr. Connors!
279
00:16:14,421 --> 00:16:16,147
[ELEPHANT TRUMPETING]
280
00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:22,188
[GASPS]
281
00:16:24,397 --> 00:16:26,399
I get that reaction
a lot, too.
282
00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:29,229
I think he's
in there with the
other creepy-crawlies.
283
00:16:29,264 --> 00:16:30,575
Must have smelled 'em
or something.
284
00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:31,991
Good. Stay put.
285
00:16:36,202 --> 00:16:40,240
[SIGHS]
Ooh. Like a sauna in here.
286
00:16:40,275 --> 00:16:42,449
And me without
my spidey trunks.
287
00:16:46,074 --> 00:16:47,592
[GROWLING]
288
00:16:49,111 --> 00:16:50,664
Got you!
289
00:16:50,699 --> 00:16:52,701
Oh! Perfect.
290
00:16:52,735 --> 00:16:54,013
The in-laws!
291
00:17:32,948 --> 00:17:34,846
[COUGHING]
292
00:17:34,881 --> 00:17:36,469
Thought I told you
to stay put.
293
00:17:36,503 --> 00:17:37,711
You're complaining?
294
00:17:37,746 --> 00:17:39,541
No way, bro...
Uh, guy.
295
00:17:39,575 --> 00:17:41,681
Look, we need
a new strategy.
296
00:17:41,715 --> 00:17:43,441
Lizzy's not in
a medicine-taking mood.
297
00:17:43,476 --> 00:17:47,169
Not when he's so
enjoying his play date
in the heated pool.
298
00:17:47,204 --> 00:17:48,274
Wait a minute.
299
00:17:50,931 --> 00:17:52,312
SPIDER-MAN:
The fake swamp was heated.
300
00:17:52,347 --> 00:17:54,625
But dunk a cold-blooded
reptile in freezing
polar bear water,
301
00:17:54,659 --> 00:17:55,764
and he'll slow up.
302
00:17:55,798 --> 00:17:58,215
Right. Slow enough
for someone to force
303
00:17:58,249 --> 00:18:00,217
a little
gene cleanser
down his throat.
304
00:18:00,251 --> 00:18:02,115
But first, you need
to get him here.
305
00:18:02,150 --> 00:18:03,944
With lizard bait.
306
00:18:03,979 --> 00:18:07,016
Don't even think about...My choice!
Try to stop me.
307
00:18:07,051 --> 00:18:08,328
[SIGHS]
I'm impressed, bro.
308
00:18:13,816 --> 00:18:15,439
Okay, prep time.
309
00:18:15,473 --> 00:18:19,270
First, make sure the
polar bears don't take
a midnight swim.
310
00:18:20,823 --> 00:18:22,480
Check. Next.
311
00:18:22,515 --> 00:18:25,345
Find the perfect spot
to bounce Lizard
into the drink.
312
00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:26,864
Check. Check.
313
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,383
The perfect angle.
314
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:30,385
[SCREAMING]
315
00:18:35,666 --> 00:18:36,977
[EXCLAIMS]
316
00:18:39,635 --> 00:18:42,017
Now for the crucial
element of surprise.
317
00:18:42,776 --> 00:18:44,744
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
318
00:18:52,096 --> 00:18:53,132
[GRUNTS]
319
00:18:56,204 --> 00:18:57,412
[HISSING]
320
00:19:00,035 --> 00:19:01,726
BILLY: Dad, stop!
321
00:19:01,761 --> 00:19:04,177
You don't have
to be a lizard!
322
00:19:04,212 --> 00:19:05,696
You're still my dad!
323
00:19:09,286 --> 00:19:10,425
[HISSING]
324
00:19:17,984 --> 00:19:20,400
Did you skateboard here?
325
00:19:20,435 --> 00:19:22,333
I took a cab. Duh!
326
00:19:54,779 --> 00:19:56,678
Brought you a present,
Lizzy.
327
00:19:56,712 --> 00:19:57,920
Gene cleanser!
328
00:19:57,955 --> 00:20:00,233
Guaranteed to remove
your toughest stains!
329
00:20:00,268 --> 00:20:02,477
Grease, mustard,
even lizard DNA.
330
00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:09,208
[GROANING]
331
00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:12,211
[SCREAMING]
332
00:20:16,525 --> 00:20:17,664
[GROANING]
333
00:20:20,978 --> 00:20:22,600
[CAMERA CLICKING]
334
00:20:23,739 --> 00:20:25,362
EDDIE:
Pictures and everything.
335
00:20:25,396 --> 00:20:27,329
But who could have
taken these?
336
00:20:27,364 --> 00:20:28,882
Check the byline.
337
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:33,611
[STAMMERING]
Did you see?
338
00:20:33,646 --> 00:20:35,475
There's no shots of Billy
339
00:20:35,510 --> 00:20:37,753
or Dr. Connors or
anything to prove
that he was the Lizard.
340
00:20:37,788 --> 00:20:39,514
And that's supposed to...
341
00:20:39,548 --> 00:20:43,587
Bro, you ditched
the antidote effort
to win a contest!
342
00:20:43,621 --> 00:20:46,175
Eddie, it's all right.
343
00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:47,798
Besides,
344
00:20:47,832 --> 00:20:51,111
I'm not exactly
in a position
to throw stones.
345
00:20:53,528 --> 00:20:55,323
Peter, you're young.
346
00:20:55,357 --> 00:20:57,014
And faced with
difficult choices,
347
00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:59,292
young people sometimes
make mistakes.
348
00:20:59,327 --> 00:21:00,431
Thanks for understanding.
349
00:21:00,466 --> 00:21:04,021
I understand you,
but I can't trust you.
350
00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:05,056
You're fired.
351
00:21:29,460 --> 00:21:31,497
SPIDER-MAN:
I never asked
to be Spider-Man.
352
00:21:31,531 --> 00:21:34,016
I never asked
for these powers.
353
00:21:34,051 --> 00:21:36,225
I never knew it would
mean a bashed-up hand,
354
00:21:36,260 --> 00:21:39,021
a hard 9:00 p.m. curfew,
no job
355
00:21:39,056 --> 00:21:41,714
and friends
who all think I'm scum.
356
00:21:41,748 --> 00:21:43,681
It was all just
a twist of fate.
357
00:21:43,716 --> 00:21:46,581
Bad luck.
A random bug bite.
358
00:21:48,376 --> 00:21:50,170
Easiest decision
I ever made.
359
00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:01,181
Except...
Except, I saved him.
360
00:22:06,670 --> 00:22:08,499
Spider-Man's no magic wand.
361
00:22:08,534 --> 00:22:11,295
But thanks
to the web head,
Curt's cured
362
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,021
and Billy gets
his father back.
363
00:22:13,055 --> 00:22:15,023
So what if nobody
threw a parade?
364
00:22:17,439 --> 00:22:19,648
Spidey stays
'cause Spidey's needed.
365
00:22:19,683 --> 00:22:21,063
For now, anyway.
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