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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:28,945 I guess everybody else is dead. 2 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,364 Which means we're totally outnumbered. 3 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:34,242 We gotta make up for that in pure firepower. 4 00:00:34,326 --> 00:00:36,411 You want to raid the feeding area, don't you? 5 00:00:36,494 --> 00:00:37,954 Two boxes of grenades in there. 6 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,498 It's our only chance at getting out. 7 00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:43,627 Vince, that place is a deathtrap. 8 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:46,546 Lucky for you I've got the megablaster. 9 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:51,176 Lee, you go right, Roy, straight down the middle. 10 00:00:51,259 --> 00:00:53,136 I'll cover you both. 11 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:01,311 One, two, three. 12 00:01:08,526 --> 00:01:10,111 Where's that cover fire? 13 00:01:11,696 --> 00:01:14,032 Megablaster, dude, megablaster! 14 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:20,789 What the hell? 15 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:23,667 Got it. Vince, where are you? 16 00:01:24,834 --> 00:01:27,045 I can't get them off of me. 17 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,550 Vince, you d-bag, where are you? 18 00:01:34,135 --> 00:01:36,263 Damn it! Damn it! 19 00:01:37,013 --> 00:01:38,515 Damn it, Vince. 20 00:01:41,309 --> 00:01:42,769 That blood look funny to you? 21 00:01:42,852 --> 00:01:45,397 Still working on it. The code's a little janky. 22 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:49,150 Hey, boss, you just like watching us get our asses shredded? 23 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:50,586 Yeah, not that you're not hilarious, 24 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:53,738 but we hit the shelves in three months. 25 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:57,033 Vince? 26 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:01,037 Vince, what's wrong? 27 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:05,750 My hands, they're on fire. 28 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:48,084 Your NCV test was normal. Rules out carpal tunnel. 29 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,837 No evidence of trauma, your blood work looks normal. 30 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:52,922 Then what is it? I don't know. 31 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:54,692 I'll arrange to have you transferred to a neurologist. 32 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:57,469 A neurologist? Don't you have some famous diagnostics guy? 33 00:02:57,552 --> 00:02:58,595 What's he doing? 34 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:00,930 I quit. 35 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:10,190 You can't quit. 36 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:12,193 I think you're confusing me with Jake Gyllenhaal. 37 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:13,276 House, are you okay? 38 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,029 Yeah. And I want to stay that way. 39 00:03:16,112 --> 00:03:17,423 I talked it over with my therapist. 40 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:19,491 I need to change my environment, my habits. 41 00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:21,451 But he cleared you to get your license back. 42 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:24,120 Which will help immensely with my new job in research. 43 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:27,832 I've sent out some resumes. Research means no patients, less pressure. 44 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:31,378 But you just got out, have you had enough time to think this through? 45 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:35,965 I'm sorry. 46 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:39,552 I know this will affect both of you, 47 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:42,639 and Thirteen, and the one with the nose. 48 00:03:45,266 --> 00:03:47,936 But I just can't risk coming back here. 49 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,317 Okay. 50 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:05,370 That was surprising. 51 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:13,670 I want to run the department. 52 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:17,590 You consider waiting until House clears the lobby 53 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:19,384 before you start angling for his job? 54 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:20,969 He's not dead or sentimental, 55 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:22,303 and somebody needs to do it. 56 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:24,055 Not necessarily. 57 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:26,599 Departments of diagnostic medicine don't exist. 58 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:29,269 The only reason we have one is because of House. 59 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:32,605 You reassigned us, kept us on payroll for three months, 60 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:33,916 you might as well give me a chance. 61 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,066 You're a great doctor, 62 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:39,529 I want you to stay on in Neuro, but House was a genius. 63 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:43,241 House was an egotistical, pill-popping, lawsuit magnet. 64 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:45,618 And a genius. 65 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:49,789 And I worked with him longer than anybody else. I can do this. 66 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,672 You get one shot. 67 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:03,136 What's House gonna do? 68 00:05:03,219 --> 00:05:04,929 No idea, but he's gone, 69 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:07,223 so how about we focus on the medicine? 70 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:09,559 What? 71 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,519 You're the boss, it's kind of sexy. 72 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:13,897 Here I thought it was just the pants. 73 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:15,440 Diabetic neuropathy? 74 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:17,734 HbA1c looks fine. 75 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:20,278 Could be hypothyroidism. 76 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:22,155 No fatigue or weight gain. 77 00:05:22,238 --> 00:05:24,073 What about complex regional pain syndrome? 78 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,909 That's a good idea. Let's run with it. 79 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:28,036 Look at that. No House, the job still gets done. 80 00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:29,287 And yet, something's missing. 81 00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:31,998 I'm short, he's black, you're gay-Ish. 82 00:05:32,081 --> 00:05:33,166 That's it. 83 00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:36,753 Treat for CRPS. Prep the patient for spinal stimulation. 84 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:41,508 I don't buy it. 85 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:43,068 CRPS isn't that well understood, but... 86 00:05:43,092 --> 00:05:45,845 I think it's mercury poisoning. I eat a ton of sushi. 87 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:47,364 And you're currently getting mixed reviews 88 00:05:47,388 --> 00:05:50,975 in Speed the Plow on Broadway? Google it. 89 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:52,369 It's pretty hard to consume enough fish 90 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:53,753 to give yourself mercury poisoning, 91 00:05:53,811 --> 00:05:55,855 and it doesn't usually present solely with pain. 92 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:59,025 But it can. Check out the Atlantic Medical Journal. 93 00:05:59,108 --> 00:06:00,610 This guy came in with burning pain 94 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:04,072 caused by Erythromelalgia 95 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:05,281 caused by mercury poisoning. 96 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,051 Who needs actual doctors when you've got the Internet? 97 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:08,701 No offense, but doctors make mistakes. 98 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,537 Medical errors are up 30% this year. 99 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,455 You should check the rate of patient error. 100 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:15,458 There's a ton of information out there. 101 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:18,086 Why wouldn't I educate myself, be my own advocate? 102 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:19,712 CRPS came up in my search, too, 103 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,464 but I've never had any skin discoloration, 104 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,675 and my pain is sporadic, not constant. 105 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:27,804 It's gotta be worth one lousy blood test. 106 00:07:03,172 --> 00:07:04,257 You know how House feels 107 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:05,675 about people touching his ball. 108 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:07,343 No, Chase refuses to tell me. 109 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:11,264 Right, my husband's gay. Witty. 110 00:07:11,347 --> 00:07:12,932 I hear you're taking over for House. 111 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:16,019 You're gonna be great. Congratulations. 112 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:17,729 Not permanent. 113 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:20,648 Yet. Taub and Thirteen cool with it? 114 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:22,859 He's older than you. She's seen you naked. 115 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:25,170 Not like we haven't been working together for two years now. 116 00:07:25,194 --> 00:07:28,239 Working with is different than working for. 117 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:31,951 You saw House, how was he? 118 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:35,038 He was good. 119 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:38,750 He was honest, took responsibility. It was kind of weird. 120 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:43,713 Is Thirteen around? I need her to sign off on her ER transfer. 121 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:46,299 She and Taub are doing a spinal stimulation. 122 00:07:46,382 --> 00:07:47,508 No, they're not. 123 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:49,927 I just dropped a patient in the cath suite, 124 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:52,513 and your guys were not in there. 125 00:07:57,226 --> 00:07:58,811 You know, usually, spinal stimulation 126 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:00,396 is done with the patient in the room. 127 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,523 He asked us to test his blood for mercury. 128 00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:04,359 It's unlikely, but not impossible. 129 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:05,722 It's also not what we agreed on. 130 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:07,546 Testing doesn't hurt, and it only takes 20 minutes. 131 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:08,655 I figured it didn't matter. 132 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:11,282 I'm thinking I should decide when it matters. 133 00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:14,160 If you're done marking your territory... 134 00:08:14,702 --> 00:08:18,998 Test results. Surprise, surprise, Marcus Webly was wrong. 135 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:21,709 I'll handle this. 136 00:08:25,713 --> 00:08:28,091 You expected not to have mixed feelings? 137 00:08:29,717 --> 00:08:31,886 I know it's the right call. 138 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:36,182 I just don't know what to do with my time, and my leg. 139 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:38,184 Pain's flared up since I left Mayfield. 140 00:08:38,267 --> 00:08:41,104 Ibuprofen's barely putting a dent in it. 141 00:08:41,437 --> 00:08:42,939 You need a hobby. 142 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:45,400 Right. Doctors the world over treat chronic pain 143 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:46,984 with collections of Hummel figurines. 144 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:48,986 No, I didn't say you need a lame hobby. 145 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:52,824 You need something to keep you engaged, connected to other people. 146 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:54,784 You already made me get a roommate. 147 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:56,035 Wilson's got one bedroom. 148 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:59,163 I don't think we can get any more connected without unzipping. 149 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:02,250 Okay. So what does Wilson like to do? 150 00:09:06,587 --> 00:09:09,507 Vince, I'm Dr. Foreman, Head of Diagnostics. 151 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:11,843 So you must be the genius's replacement. 152 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:14,637 I prefer to think of myself as Genius 2.0. 153 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,407 Your blood test ruled out mercury poisoning. 154 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:18,141 What was my mercury level? Two-point-eight. 155 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,368 That means for every deciliter of blood... 156 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,728 I know what it means. I also know it's above normal. 157 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,896 I want mercury chelation. 158 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:26,261 Your level isn't elevated enough to produce your symptoms. 159 00:09:26,315 --> 00:09:29,360 You can't know that until we de-elevate it and see if my pain improves. 160 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:30,903 It's a judgment call. 161 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:33,239 Based on 10 years of medical training? 162 00:09:33,322 --> 00:09:36,033 I think you have CRPS. I want to try spinal stimulation. 163 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:41,164 So, basically, you want to shove a needle in my spine based on a glorified hunch. 164 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,332 I'll stick with the chelation. 165 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:48,838 If you don't want to get better, I think we're done. 166 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:51,215 What do you mean "done"? 167 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:53,259 You're not interested in my medical opinion. 168 00:09:53,342 --> 00:09:54,761 I'll move on to my next patient, 169 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:55,928 you'll move on to a doctor 170 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,722 willing to run all the unnecessary tests 171 00:09:57,805 --> 00:10:01,684 and procedures you want. Or you can stick around and be cured. 172 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:05,354 Makes no difference to me. 173 00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:09,692 I'm glad you changed your mind. 174 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:11,277 Don't know about that. 175 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:14,155 Dr. Foreman basically strong-armed me. 176 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:15,990 Which is impressive. 177 00:10:16,073 --> 00:10:18,326 Stimulating at 100 hertz. 178 00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:21,913 Guess you found him a little more persuasive than the two of us. 179 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:23,790 Probably the pants. 180 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,458 He reminds me of me. 181 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,127 Is it supposed to hurt? 182 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:29,462 Not if we're in correctly. 183 00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:31,339 Is it your hands? Your back? 184 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:32,965 No, my chest. 185 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,968 Can't breathe. 186 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,720 Heart rate's 140, climbing. 187 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,472 You need to hold still. 188 00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:41,599 What did you do? 189 00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:44,852 Deep breaths. 190 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,690 His lungs are filling with fluid. 191 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:55,446 Analysis of the fluid from Vince's lungs shows the lung problem 192 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:56,823 is really a heart problem. 193 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,866 He's got a thickened left ventricle. 194 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:00,594 When his heart sped up during the procedure, 195 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:04,121 it jacked up the pressure in his lungs, causing pulmonary edema. 196 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:06,405 Good thing I talked the patient into spinal stimulation. 197 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:08,459 It did lead us to discovering a new symptom, 198 00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:10,354 and proved he was wrong about mercury poisoning. 199 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:11,796 We lucked into that discovery, 200 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:14,090 and we were wrong about CRPS. 201 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:17,593 Ventricular thickening plus neuropathy could equal Lyme disease. 202 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,886 Not without joint pain. 203 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:20,930 When's his new game coming out? 204 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:22,014 Couple of months. 205 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,242 He's probably working non-stop. 206 00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:25,186 Might be using more than coffee to power through. 207 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:27,019 Cocaine use explains his symptoms. 208 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:28,855 So we search his office for drugs. 209 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:31,274 No. We're gonna ask him. 210 00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:39,115 In a lot of ways, cooking is like music. 211 00:11:39,615 --> 00:11:42,785 Different elements combine to make a symphony. 212 00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:45,288 Difference is that Beethoven's Fifth 213 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,540 isn't going to be poop tomorrow. 214 00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:49,041 What was my one condition 215 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,127 for allowing you to tag along? 216 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,795 Try not to be a jerk. 217 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:55,089 I'm trying. I'm just failing. 218 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:58,885 Roll your meatballs and keep an open mind. 219 00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:05,558 How hard are you trying not to make a ball joke right now? 220 00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:07,268 They're smoking. 221 00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:09,854 Your balls. 222 00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:11,230 Oh. 223 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,524 No, no. They're browning way too fast. 224 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,208 Blue's the color you gotta watch out for. 225 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,819 Enough. 226 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,739 God, they're... They're still raw inside. 227 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:21,884 By the time they're cooked through, the outside will be burnt. 228 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,911 I think there's a medicated powder for that. 229 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:29,749 Although, vinegar could work. 230 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,085 My old chem prof talked about 231 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,396 theoretically you shouldn't trust 232 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,422 the results of a hemoglobin A1C test 233 00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:38,883 on a chronically acidotic patient. 234 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,093 The acid in the blood slows the reaction 235 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:44,221 between the hemoglobin protein and blood sugar. 236 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:46,223 Browning meat is the same chemical process, 237 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:50,019 which means it should also be slowed by acid. 238 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:52,104 That actually makes sense. 239 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,733 You might have saved my balls. 240 00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:57,485 That's the spirit! 241 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,447 Obviously the procedure didn't go as planned. 242 00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:02,883 The heart problem was unforeseeable, 243 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,450 but I still feel responsible. 244 00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:05,534 I'm sorry. 245 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,786 Okay. 246 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,538 How long have you guys been doing it? 247 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,750 I think it's best if we kept things professional. 248 00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,019 Tough to do, now that I've seen 249 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,628 you rock a leopard-print bikini. 250 00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,964 Congrats, by the way. Up top. 251 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:20,716 You hacked my profile page? 252 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,677 Your treatment nearly gave me a heart attack. 253 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,280 Figured I'd check if you had the credentials to go with the cojones, 254 00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:26,389 one search led to another. 255 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,598 Is there a shot of just her? 256 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:28,891 I'm thinking screensaver. 257 00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,702 We need to know if you've been using cocaine. 258 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,770 Nope. Dude, you just block everybody 259 00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:34,206 or do you really only have three friends? 260 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,856 We need you to be straight with us. 261 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,401 We need to be able to trust you. 262 00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:42,029 I cleaned up my act 12 years ago, 263 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:43,948 after my college roommate OD'd. 264 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,203 Okay. 265 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,336 Search his office. 266 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,421 You think he was lying? 267 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,047 No, but I'm not sure. 268 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,132 It was worth asking. 269 00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:02,734 If he'd said yes, it would've saved us a trip. 270 00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,427 But he didn't. 271 00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:07,513 You have to forget about him. 272 00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:09,640 The patient? House. 273 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,225 First you try acting like him, 274 00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:13,352 that doesn't work, so then you try the opposite. 275 00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:16,564 Now you're mad because you have to use his move. 276 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,066 I feel like Tom Brady's backup. 277 00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:21,861 Tom Brady's backup now makes $10 million. 278 00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:25,281 Stop comparing. You can do this by being you. 279 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,410 We should still check out his office, talk to his co-workers. 280 00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:30,494 I'll get Taub. 281 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:31,579 And 282 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,956 thanks. 283 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:36,876 Oh. And dinner tonight at 7:00. 284 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,002 Can we make it 8:00? 285 00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:40,129 Already made a reservation for 7:00. 286 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,427 Hi. 287 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:47,678 I'm making gnocchi. 288 00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:55,144 Oh, I didn't mean to intrude, I just... 289 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,772 Cecile's in my cooking class. 290 00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:58,939 She doesn't speak English. 291 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,532 You bake the potatoes instead of boiling. 292 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:11,702 Less moisture, fewer gluten bonds, lighter gnocchi. 293 00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:12,912 You seem good. 294 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,121 Feeling better. 295 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,088 House. 296 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,066 I need to talk to you about your leaving the hospital. 297 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,634 I do love a good groveling, but my decision is final. 298 00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:29,887 That's fine, as long as I'm not the reason for it. 299 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:31,650 I know that sounds completely narcissistic. 300 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,265 Yeah. 301 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:39,063 But it's not. We flirted, we kissed, I fondled. 302 00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,137 I hallucinated a night with you 303 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,651 and yelled it from a hospital balcony. 304 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,653 You're not a narcissist. 305 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:48,197 So what am I? 306 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,406 Not the reason I'm leaving. 307 00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:55,454 House. 308 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,958 I'm gonna miss you. 309 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:03,587 Lady, either kiss him or leave. We got work to do. 310 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,882 You just couldn't keep your trap shut. 311 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,092 Make the damn gnocchi. 312 00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:09,218 Bye. 313 00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:18,537 I guess you're not in a hurry 314 00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,187 to get back to the office. 315 00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:21,313 And you are? 316 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,947 I'm not trying to avoid my boyfriend. 317 00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,741 I'm a lizard, not an idiot. 318 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:34,386 You've been in a crappy mood 319 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,494 since we got in the car. 320 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:38,122 And you're completely okay with being ordered around by someone 321 00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:41,292 who 24 hours ago was basically your equal? 322 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:44,086 Unlike you, I didn't expect anything different. 323 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,755 The work part I can get used to. 324 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:50,634 He didn't ask me to go to dinner, he told me we were going. 325 00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:53,345 He's never done that before. 326 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:56,473 So even the score. Go home tonight, 327 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,277 put on some heels and break him like a pony. 328 00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:01,604 You'll feel much better. What? 329 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:07,193 That's one big-ass bird. 330 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:17,119 Wow. That's kind of amazing, 331 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,371 the way the wings move, it's so real. 332 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,290 Get them off me! 333 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,043 I know what's wrong with the patient. 334 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,003 I'm going to call Foreman. 335 00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:29,465 A little help. 336 00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:32,218 Your partner said you studied birds 337 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:33,636 to improve the game animation. 338 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,763 Did you touch them? Can't dissect without touching. 339 00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,240 It's the best way to understand the anatomy. 340 00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:40,392 It's also a good way to contract an infection called psittacosis. 341 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:43,062 We spoke to Dr. Foreman, he wants to start you on antibiotics. 342 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:47,399 Does that infection cause problems in the joystick area? 343 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:48,901 Kind of stuck in play mode. 344 00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:51,820 Yes, we get it. She's very, very pretty. 345 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,698 It's not her. I mean, it was, 346 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,951 when she was here with her boyfriend three hours ago. 347 00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,995 You've had an erection for three hours? 348 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:02,724 At first, it was just embarrassing, 349 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,208 but now it's really starting to hurt. 350 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,459 Will the antibiotics help? 351 00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:08,629 I'm afraid not. This isn't psittacosis. 352 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,444 His erection persisted even with medication. 353 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:15,886 We had to put in a surgical shunt 354 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,179 just to drain the blood. 355 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:20,557 You missed dinner. And a shunt doesn't require both of you. 356 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:24,311 I'm dedicated. So, the holy trinity, heart, hands, hose. 357 00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:25,437 Could be Guillain-Barré. 358 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:28,148 Not with normal nerve conduction. 359 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:29,566 Thrombocytosis. 360 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,402 His platelet count isn't that high. 361 00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:32,653 Brain tumor makes more sense. 362 00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:39,702 I'm sorry, I just realized. Joint pain and joint pain. 363 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:41,954 Honest, I wasn't laughing 364 00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:45,165 because of the obvious tension between the two of you. 365 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:49,253 Erection points to a circulatory problem. I'm with Foreman. 366 00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:50,814 It is possible for a brain tumor to cause... 367 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:54,091 We're going with thrombocytosis. 368 00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:55,759 Okay. 369 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,597 You're mad I didn't ask you to dinner? 370 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:02,057 How long have we been dating? 371 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,267 It felt like an order. 372 00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:05,436 Your tone of voice was... My tone? 373 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:06,579 I'm under a little pressure right now. 374 00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:07,706 How about giving me a break? 375 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,398 Look, this is tough for both of us, 376 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,358 except I haven't just gotten a promotion. 377 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,277 So, now you're jealous? 378 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,237 No. I'm just saying don't complain 379 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,823 about the burdens of command to your employees. 380 00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:20,576 I was complaining to my girlfriend. 381 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,911 Who are those guys? 382 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,872 I have no idea. 383 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:31,754 Meet the competition. 384 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,173 Steve Paulson, Neurology, St. Mark's. 385 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,257 Nice to meet you. 386 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,381 You called another doctor? 387 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:39,303 Lots of other doctors. I posted my symptoms on the Internet. 388 00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:41,573 You guys are 0-for-2. I thought I'd look for some backup. 389 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:44,224 I can cure all your symptoms with my papaya toxin cleanse. 390 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,643 Month's supply, $395. 391 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,080 Okay, that guy's an idiot. That doesn't mean they all are. 392 00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:51,565 Neither one of you have privileges at this hospital, 393 00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:54,109 please leave. Now. 394 00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:57,738 Dr. Foreman, sorry for the intrusion, 395 00:19:57,821 --> 00:20:00,449 but I notice you haven't done a head MRI yet. 396 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:01,593 Because he doesn't need one. 397 00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,202 I'm pretty sure he's got a brain tumor. 398 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:06,413 We considered that and concluded thrombocytosis is more likely. 399 00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:07,956 I'm starting him on hydroxyurea. 400 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,667 His platelets don't seem anywhere near high enough. 401 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:11,811 If you took an image, I'm sure... 402 00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:13,587 There are no signs of increased ICP. 403 00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:15,690 I'm not delaying treatment. Looks like we need a tiebreaker. 404 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,966 Dr. Hadley, what do you think? 405 00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:22,179 I think both theories have merit. 406 00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:26,225 So, brain tumor, otherwise you'd back your boss/boyfriend. 407 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:27,893 I want an MRI. 408 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,398 Fine. I'll set it up. 409 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:43,450 Great, you're up. I need a taster. 410 00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:47,788 Ragú with pork sausage, beef thigh, no cream. 411 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,127 It's a little early. 412 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,969 Did you even go to bed last night? 413 00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,762 Bed is for sissies. 414 00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:06,432 Unless you're having sex, in which case... 415 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:08,267 No, bed is still for sissies. 416 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:11,270 Doesn't this seem a little bit obsessive? 417 00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:13,513 You should have been here when I was butchering the ox. 418 00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:14,833 What do you expect? I'm an addict, 419 00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:15,941 I turn everything up to 11. 420 00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:18,527 Yeah, I thought you were trying to tone that down. 421 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,988 No, I'm just trying to find something I can set at 11 422 00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:22,573 without blowing out my eardrums. 423 00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,491 Star anise with the caramelized onions, 424 00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:27,703 the sulfur compounds bring out the meat flavor. 425 00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:33,333 I couldn't sleep because of my leg. 426 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:37,421 It was either make ragú or go out on the street looking to score. 427 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:45,637 Good choice. So, so good. 428 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,647 He asked me a question, I answered. 429 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,171 You told me to make my own decisions, 430 00:21:57,232 --> 00:21:58,609 I do, and you stab me in the back. 431 00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,044 I didn't even say what I really thought. 432 00:22:00,068 --> 00:22:02,321 I hedged, and I don't like that I hedged. 433 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:03,548 If I have a legitimate opinion... 434 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,365 You express it in private. 435 00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:07,910 In public, the team opinion is your opinion. 436 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,787 Except the team opinion is your opinion. 437 00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:12,748 That's my job. And what's mine? 438 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:15,542 To lie when I'm asked a direct question? 439 00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,295 You would have done it for House. 440 00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:20,255 Maybe you just don't want me to succeed. 441 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,549 Maybe you just want to kick me again 442 00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:24,593 for not asking you to dinner. 443 00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:27,513 At least when House was being an unbelievable jerk, 444 00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:29,348 I could talk to my boyfriend about it. 445 00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:33,060 I may be a jerk, but you're wrong. MRI is clean. 446 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:36,563 Treat for thrombocytosis. 447 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:45,781 You're early. 448 00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:48,283 For what? 449 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:51,411 I knew you'd show up here complaining about Foreman. 450 00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:54,289 I thought you'd hold out for another week at least. 451 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,416 I showed up to ask if you've seen thromobocytosis 452 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:57,644 with a platelet count under... 453 00:22:57,668 --> 00:23:00,629 I went crazy, not stupid. 454 00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:03,966 I leave, Foreman embraces his inner Mugabe. 455 00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:05,925 What's that? 456 00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:08,178 Embryonali. Unhatched chicken egg. 457 00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:12,724 I'm going to suck out some of the yolk and replace it with rag... 458 00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:15,352 By the way, you can tell the other lepers 459 00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:16,895 that their absence has been noted. 460 00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:18,105 Cameron didn't come by? 461 00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:21,316 Daddy's little co-dependent is all grown up. 462 00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:25,404 Making room for Daddy's hot bisexual with boyfriend problems. 463 00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:27,656 It's not a problem, it's... 464 00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:32,202 Okay, it's a problem. 465 00:23:32,286 --> 00:23:36,623 I mean, I get it, the patient's a nightmare. He posted his case online. 466 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:39,459 You know Foreman, you know the situation. 467 00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:41,628 How can I get him to tone it down? 468 00:23:41,712 --> 00:23:43,255 Stop being a coward, for one thing. 469 00:23:43,338 --> 00:23:44,649 He's the one who's afraid of failure. 470 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:47,175 In a job that no one before me has ever done. 471 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,261 His fears are justified. 472 00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:51,430 You're just afraid of giving him control over you. 473 00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:52,556 Which might work at home, 474 00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:54,766 but makes it almost impossible for him to do his job. 475 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,768 Pass me those crackers. 476 00:23:57,894 --> 00:24:00,230 You're saying this is all my fault? 477 00:24:00,314 --> 00:24:02,691 I'm saying 478 00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:05,819 that you would be happier if you learned when it's okay to give in. 479 00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:09,114 What? 480 00:24:09,197 --> 00:24:12,868 You just suggested that I give in so that I could be happy. 481 00:24:13,201 --> 00:24:15,037 What did they do to you in there? 482 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,330 Taste this. 483 00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,551 Oh, my God. 484 00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:35,849 This might be the best thing I've ever eaten. 485 00:24:37,225 --> 00:24:40,103 And, yes, I'm including what you're thinking of now. 486 00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:42,189 You're an amazing cook! 487 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:44,733 I know. 488 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,404 And yet, my leg hurts. 489 00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:52,908 Fire her. 490 00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:53,992 I'm not gonna fire her. 491 00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:55,178 Then stop being such a wuss. 492 00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:56,328 I am not being a wuss. 493 00:24:56,411 --> 00:24:58,497 Challenging you is part of her job. 494 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:00,340 But when she does it, you take it personally. 495 00:25:00,415 --> 00:25:01,958 So you're saying this is my fault. 496 00:25:03,126 --> 00:25:05,504 I was trying to bury it a little, but, yeah. 497 00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:08,340 You gotta eliminate either the challenge or the reaction. 498 00:25:08,423 --> 00:25:10,717 Or we could stick with my original plan. 499 00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:13,053 We get drunk and talk about how girls are lame. 500 00:25:14,262 --> 00:25:17,432 Yeah, this problem will go away on its own. 501 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,610 It's 8:00 in the morning. 502 00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:29,861 Coffee ice cream. 503 00:25:30,737 --> 00:25:33,615 No frittata, no bombolini? 504 00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:35,242 Started thinking about what you said, 505 00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:38,870 about me obsessing. Started obsessing about obsessing, 506 00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:40,080 decided to take a day off. 507 00:25:40,163 --> 00:25:42,457 You were enjoying cooking. 508 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:45,210 How like a man to think that I enjoy 509 00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:46,878 slaving over a hot stove all day 510 00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:48,547 while you're off banging secretaries. 511 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:50,882 You said it was keeping your mind off the pain. 512 00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:54,636 That was before I discovered The Biggest Loser marathon on cable. 513 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,472 I like to pretend they can see me eating. 514 00:25:58,807 --> 00:25:59,933 And your leg? 515 00:26:00,016 --> 00:26:01,143 It's fine. 516 00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:07,774 My leg's killing me. 517 00:26:08,775 --> 00:26:10,235 Cooking helped for a while, 518 00:26:10,318 --> 00:26:11,820 then I guess I got bored. 519 00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:13,405 My leg started hurting again. 520 00:26:13,488 --> 00:26:15,907 Then I got worried, and that made the pain worse. 521 00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:17,784 What are you worried about? 522 00:26:17,868 --> 00:26:19,745 That nothing's gonna help. 523 00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:22,789 That I end up in the Very Dark Place. 524 00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:28,587 I'm fine, I'm just not happy. 525 00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:30,314 I didn't let you out because you were happy. 526 00:26:30,338 --> 00:26:31,566 I let you out because I believe 527 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,592 you have the skills to cope with that. 528 00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:37,053 You tried one thing, it didn't work, SO move on. 529 00:26:38,054 --> 00:26:40,766 Write, play chess... What if nothing works? 530 00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:42,577 What if nothing gives me more than a few days 531 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,728 before my brain starts looking for the next fix, 532 00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:47,814 before my leg feels like someone's shoving nails into it. 533 00:26:47,898 --> 00:26:49,941 What do I do then? 534 00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:53,361 If nothing in the world can hold your interest, 535 00:26:54,529 --> 00:26:56,448 we'll deal with that when we get to it. 536 00:26:56,531 --> 00:26:59,868 But you have to trust me, and you have to be patient. 537 00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:07,167 I brought you a donut. 538 00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:10,045 The florist was closed. 539 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:13,381 I'll get a vase and put it in water. 540 00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:20,931 You know I'm sorry, right? 541 00:27:21,264 --> 00:27:22,307 I'm sorry, too. 542 00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:25,560 Do you think 543 00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:29,564 we could start over? 544 00:27:30,273 --> 00:27:32,400 That's a fantastic idea. 545 00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:38,573 We're gonna be late. 546 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:39,741 Your boss won't mind. 547 00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:46,706 No way. 548 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,086 His lymph nodes blew up. 549 00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:52,609 He's been treated for thrombocytosis, 550 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:53,964 but there's been no change. 551 00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:55,048 I was wrong. 552 00:27:55,131 --> 00:27:56,508 God, you are a genius. 553 00:27:56,591 --> 00:27:58,111 I'm adding this to my list of symptoms. 554 00:27:58,176 --> 00:27:59,237 That didn't work last time. 555 00:27:59,261 --> 00:28:00,846 Because I didn't think big enough. 556 00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:03,431 Now I'm offering a $25,000 reward. 557 00:28:55,984 --> 00:28:58,069 Steroids reduced his facial swelling. 558 00:28:58,153 --> 00:29:00,196 Swollen lymph nodes rule out thrombocytosis. 559 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,240 How did so many people get my personal e-mail? 560 00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:04,034 The Internet is a magical place. 561 00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:07,412 Lymph enlargement makes me think polyarteritis. 562 00:29:08,622 --> 00:29:10,081 You were saying? 563 00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:14,169 No point in treating the symptom and not the disease. 564 00:29:16,338 --> 00:29:18,423 Your stunt generated quite a few responses. 565 00:29:18,506 --> 00:29:19,984 Let's take a look. I'm way ahead of you. 566 00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:22,344 Paraneoplastic syndrome secondary to spinal tumor. 567 00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:25,388 No. No hypercalcemia, no muscle spasms or incontinence. 568 00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:27,682 You are possessed by the Biblical demon Legion. 569 00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,768 No. No jumping off a cliff in a herd of pigs. 570 00:29:29,851 --> 00:29:31,061 Otherwise, it did fit. 571 00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:32,144 Graves' disease. 572 00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:33,772 No. Thyroid levels are normal. 573 00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:35,175 You want us to spend next few days 574 00:29:35,231 --> 00:29:36,584 shooting down every theory in the world, 575 00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:38,669 or can we do our jobs and come up with one that works? 576 00:29:38,693 --> 00:29:41,446 I want you to test me for amyloidosis. 577 00:29:41,529 --> 00:29:42,840 Is that your professional opinion? 578 00:29:42,864 --> 00:29:44,157 It's the wisdom of crowds. 579 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,784 Studies show that collective decision 580 00:29:45,867 --> 00:29:48,787 of a group can be more accurate than any individual's decision. 581 00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:51,539 I went through my e-mails, amyloidosis got the most votes. 582 00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:53,083 If you had amyloidosis, 583 00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:55,085 there'd be speckling on your cardiac ultrasound. 584 00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:57,212 In 100% of cases? 585 00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:00,966 Fine. I'll make you a deal. 586 00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:03,426 We do a kidney biopsy to test for amyloidosis. 587 00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:04,612 When it comes back negative, 588 00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:07,806 you pull your case off of the Internet and retract the reward. 589 00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:10,600 It's either that or I don't test you at all. 590 00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:13,061 Deal. 591 00:30:23,697 --> 00:30:26,116 If you wanted a quickie, you should have called ahead. 592 00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:27,742 I'm a mess. 593 00:30:28,451 --> 00:30:30,495 I came home for lunch. 594 00:30:30,578 --> 00:30:32,580 You have lunch with Cuddy on Tuesdays. 595 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:34,332 She was busy. 596 00:30:34,416 --> 00:30:36,042 And you're checking up on me. 597 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:41,923 You know, you can talk to me... Is that my laundry? 598 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:44,718 You were running out of socks for me to borrow. 599 00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:47,595 We have plenty of underwear, though. 600 00:30:48,596 --> 00:30:49,889 I'm fine. 601 00:30:50,181 --> 00:30:51,242 You said that this morning. 602 00:30:51,266 --> 00:30:53,810 And consistency proves what? 603 00:30:54,394 --> 00:30:57,605 Really, I'm good. I'll put these in your room. 604 00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:03,945 You always hurt the one you love 605 00:31:10,452 --> 00:31:16,291 Biopsy showed deposits in the renal endothelium consistent with amyloidosis. 606 00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:19,961 The Internet was right. Start him on dexamethasone. 607 00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:21,296 Already done. 608 00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:25,341 This may not be the best time for this, but I quit. 609 00:31:26,801 --> 00:31:29,971 I got an offer to join a friend's surgical practice. 610 00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:32,057 You don't generally get an offer 611 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:33,558 unless you're looking for one. 612 00:31:33,641 --> 00:31:36,686 I put out some feelers when I found out House wasn't coming back. 613 00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:38,480 I lobbied to keep the department open 614 00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:40,732 So you could keep your job. 615 00:31:40,815 --> 00:31:44,444 Yes, that was incredibly altruistic of you. 616 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:52,160 It's nothing personal. Actually, I think you're doing pretty well. 617 00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:56,748 But I came here to work with House. 618 00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:07,592 He's a jerk. We'll be fine without him. 619 00:32:08,134 --> 00:32:09,862 Do you know how many resumes we get every day 620 00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:11,429 without even asking? 621 00:32:11,513 --> 00:32:14,265 Might be a few less after Cuddy shuts us down. 622 00:32:14,682 --> 00:32:17,644 The case got solved under your watch, 623 00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:19,604 does it really matter how it happened? 624 00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:23,149 It matters. 625 00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:29,405 What if I'm just not ready for this job? 626 00:32:32,575 --> 00:32:34,202 Okay, you're sad. 627 00:32:35,453 --> 00:32:36,830 I could tell you the story about me 628 00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:39,707 and my roommate at Sarah Lawrence. 629 00:32:40,542 --> 00:32:41,709 Okay. 630 00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:49,801 Her name was Lindsey, and she was a cheerleader from Iowa. 631 00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:55,265 I broke my toilet this morning. 632 00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:58,518 I'll get my tools. 633 00:32:58,601 --> 00:33:02,480 I blocked the intake valve so I could collect some of House's urine. 634 00:33:02,564 --> 00:33:04,649 Cuddy, he was barely limping. 635 00:33:04,732 --> 00:33:05,775 What did the lab say? 636 00:33:05,859 --> 00:33:07,443 The urine was clean for Vicodin. 637 00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:10,989 It did however contain strange epithelial cells. 638 00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:14,826 Further analysis showed they were from a Labrador Retriever. 639 00:33:16,744 --> 00:33:18,037 Damn. 640 00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:20,915 He's using. 641 00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:59,514 Vince, Vince. Vince, relax. 642 00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:00,765 It's Dr. Foreman. 643 00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:33,006 Kill it! Kill it! No! I don't have my blaster. 644 00:35:36,259 --> 00:35:38,094 He's hallucinating 'cause he's burning up. 645 00:35:38,177 --> 00:35:40,054 Amyloidosis wouldn't do this. 646 00:35:45,893 --> 00:35:47,228 Antipyretics didn't work. 647 00:35:47,312 --> 00:35:50,356 Hopefully the cold tub will get his temp down. 648 00:35:51,441 --> 00:35:53,526 Maybe we should see if anyone's sent in other ideas. 649 00:35:53,609 --> 00:35:54,878 Maybe the reward money attracted... 650 00:35:54,902 --> 00:35:57,238 No, I'm not letting anyone else jerk us around. 651 00:35:57,322 --> 00:35:59,574 The masses were wrong about amyloidosis. 652 00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:01,117 They don't know about the fever. 653 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:04,412 I'm going with Light-Chain Deposition Disorder. 654 00:36:04,495 --> 00:36:06,497 You okay with that? 655 00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:07,665 Yes. 656 00:36:16,090 --> 00:36:19,594 We think you have a disease called LCDD. 657 00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:21,763 It causes proteins to build up in your organs. 658 00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:23,264 You think? 659 00:36:24,390 --> 00:36:27,310 We can't definitely confirm the diagnosis. 660 00:36:27,769 --> 00:36:29,038 And our only chance of beating this 661 00:36:29,062 --> 00:36:31,939 would be to start you on high-dose chemotherapy. 662 00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:36,194 But I do have to warn you that in your condition, it might Kill you. 663 00:36:39,447 --> 00:36:42,575 Do you want me to get you some more information? 664 00:36:43,451 --> 00:36:46,621 You're my doctor, I trust you. 665 00:36:48,414 --> 00:36:50,166 No, you don't. 666 00:36:50,249 --> 00:36:52,794 You're scared, and you don't want to make this decision. 667 00:37:02,136 --> 00:37:05,390 My career is riding on this case. 668 00:37:05,473 --> 00:37:07,475 Nowhere near as important as your life. 669 00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:14,107 But I think the best shot for both of us is to treat for LCDD. 670 00:37:16,192 --> 00:37:17,402 Okay. 671 00:37:20,154 --> 00:37:23,866 All right. Let's get you out of this tub and into chemo. 672 00:37:28,162 --> 00:37:29,831 We know you're back on Vicodin. 673 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:30,915 No. 674 00:37:30,998 --> 00:37:32,792 The only thing you know is that I'm a genius 675 00:37:32,875 --> 00:37:35,211 who got a dog to pee in your toilet. 676 00:37:35,294 --> 00:37:36,712 You don't know how I did it, 677 00:37:36,796 --> 00:37:39,090 or, more interestingly, where I peed. 678 00:37:39,173 --> 00:37:41,259 House, you've spent the last three months... 679 00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:43,010 Et Tu, Butte? 680 00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:44,154 You got no reason to be here, 681 00:37:44,178 --> 00:37:45,364 he's the one I was jerking around. 682 00:37:45,388 --> 00:37:46,931 Why is your leg better? 683 00:37:47,014 --> 00:37:50,101 Ow! It hurts. Please go away now. 684 00:37:50,184 --> 00:37:51,370 If you really think I'm using, 685 00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:53,705 how about asking me before taking a wrench to your plumbing? 686 00:37:53,729 --> 00:37:54,814 House, you're an addict. 687 00:37:54,897 --> 00:37:57,942 You can't be surprised if we can't take you at your word. 688 00:37:58,025 --> 00:38:02,989 Fine. Let's get you some proof. Hide your eyes, ladies. 689 00:38:04,699 --> 00:38:06,367 House. You, too. 690 00:38:10,329 --> 00:38:12,623 My godson made me that mug. 691 00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:14,625 If the lab says this is Retriever, too, 692 00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:16,085 please let me know right away. 693 00:38:16,169 --> 00:38:17,628 It'd explain my overwhelming desire 694 00:38:17,712 --> 00:38:20,256 to wipe my butt on your carpet. 695 00:38:23,176 --> 00:38:25,136 Thank you for dragging me into this. 696 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:47,492 Stop the chemo, he's got Fabry's disease. 697 00:38:47,575 --> 00:38:48,677 He was in a tub for an hour, 698 00:38:48,701 --> 00:38:50,828 his fingers should have pruned, but they didn't. 699 00:38:50,912 --> 00:38:54,373 Already stopped chemo, and confirmed Fabry's. 700 00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:58,044 I'm glad you both agree but could somebody loop me in here? 701 00:38:58,127 --> 00:38:59,962 We assumed the deposits in your kidneys 702 00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:02,131 were proteins, but they were fats. 703 00:39:02,215 --> 00:39:05,551 Fabry's makes them build up in your organs, choke your nerves, 704 00:39:05,635 --> 00:39:08,179 keep your fingers from pruning in water. 705 00:39:08,262 --> 00:39:09,680 It's chronic but manageable. 706 00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:11,807 How did you figure it out? 707 00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:18,105 Iodide mumps. 708 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:20,233 His lymph nodes swelled up after the head CT. 709 00:39:20,316 --> 00:39:22,610 We thought it was a new symptom, but it wasn't, 710 00:39:22,693 --> 00:39:24,445 it was a reaction to the contrast. 711 00:39:24,529 --> 00:39:26,531 Iodide mumps takes lymph nodes off the table. 712 00:39:26,614 --> 00:39:28,783 Remove that symptom... 713 00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:31,953 And that just came to you? 714 00:39:33,454 --> 00:39:35,998 I looked through the online responses again. 715 00:39:36,082 --> 00:39:38,084 Someone posted it this morning. 716 00:39:52,306 --> 00:39:53,599 I heard Cuddy made it official. 717 00:39:53,683 --> 00:39:56,310 Department's yours. Congrats. 718 00:40:00,982 --> 00:40:02,316 I'm sorry. 719 00:40:03,442 --> 00:40:05,319 I went behind your back. 720 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:08,322 On a scale of one to 10, how mad are you? 721 00:40:09,448 --> 00:40:13,160 A seven. And that's stupid. 722 00:40:14,495 --> 00:40:15,788 You did the right thing. 723 00:40:15,871 --> 00:40:17,975 It's my fault you thought you had to go behind my back. 724 00:40:17,999 --> 00:40:19,184 I should have stood up to you. 725 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:22,336 But you didn't 'cause you didn't want to fight again. 726 00:40:24,922 --> 00:40:28,217 It's our first case, it'll take time to adjust. 727 00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:33,848 What if by the time we get adjusted, 728 00:40:33,931 --> 00:40:36,517 we don't like each other any more? 729 00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:37,768 That's not gonna happen. 730 00:40:37,852 --> 00:40:39,020 Are you sure? 731 00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:40,372 'Cause ever since I took this job, 732 00:40:40,396 --> 00:40:43,566 we've been making each other miserable. 733 00:40:47,695 --> 00:40:50,448 I really don't think this is gonna work. 734 00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:57,830 You're breaking up with me? 735 00:40:57,913 --> 00:40:58,956 No. 736 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:02,835 The other night, when I thought I was done, you were there. 737 00:41:03,502 --> 00:41:04,879 I need you. 738 00:41:07,214 --> 00:41:09,216 I don't want to lose you. 739 00:41:11,218 --> 00:41:13,012 Then, why are you... 740 00:41:20,728 --> 00:41:22,396 You're firing me. 741 00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:29,236 I'm sorry. 742 00:41:34,116 --> 00:41:35,534 I slipped. 743 00:41:37,244 --> 00:41:38,871 You took Vicodin? 744 00:41:46,796 --> 00:41:48,172 $25,000. 745 00:41:49,965 --> 00:41:52,343 I solved my old team's case. 746 00:41:53,302 --> 00:41:55,137 I was about to take the pills, I went online, 747 00:41:55,221 --> 00:41:58,015 I found people posting medical problems. 748 00:41:58,099 --> 00:42:02,436 And my leg stopped hurting. 749 00:42:05,064 --> 00:42:06,148 Oh. 750 00:42:07,650 --> 00:42:08,776 Oh? 751 00:42:10,778 --> 00:42:13,739 I'm supposed to be changing my life. This is not a change. 752 00:42:13,823 --> 00:42:15,866 Maybe I was wrong. 753 00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:18,285 Says the guy making sand castles in my brain. 754 00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:19,870 We need to keep you from using. 755 00:42:19,954 --> 00:42:22,123 Taking your job away, the medical puzzles, 756 00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:23,708 nearly drove you back to it. 757 00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:29,004 Maybe diagnostic medicine is the key to keeping you clean. 758 00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:34,677 So you're okay with me going online, solving cases? 759 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:35,970 No. 760 00:42:36,637 --> 00:42:38,764 You can't sit all day in a room by yourself. 761 00:42:38,848 --> 00:42:41,392 Isolation fosters depression. 762 00:42:41,475 --> 00:42:43,436 The hospital is part of my old life. 763 00:42:43,519 --> 00:42:46,897 If I go back, I might become 764 00:42:46,981 --> 00:42:49,066 who I was before, pills and all. 765 00:42:49,150 --> 00:42:51,068 That's a possibility. 766 00:42:51,152 --> 00:42:53,362 But could be, 767 00:42:53,446 --> 00:42:56,782 the only thing worse for you than going back to diagnostic medicine 768 00:42:58,451 --> 00:43:00,119 is not going back. 769 00:43:10,504 --> 00:43:12,673 Guess we're gonna find out. 57690

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