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I don't know how
Brother Kelvin does it.
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My nerves are in knots
right now.
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I can handle it
if you want me to.
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No.
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He gave the responsibility
to me.
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It's my duty to achieve.
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Hiya.
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I'll be today's leader for this
ice cream and wiener party.
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Also--and this is also Taryn,
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- if you need anything.
- Hi.
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Where's Kelvin?
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Nothing bad has happened
to him.
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He's not dead.
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He believes in me so much,
he gave me
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this opportunity
to prove myself.
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You know, this is good,
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because we've known Kelvin
for years,
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but we haven't had the pleasure
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of getting to know you yet, Keefe.
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Keefe is a sick break dancer.
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Well, you've got
their respect.
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That's the most
important thing.
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Most important thing.
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Hey, Blondie!
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- It is you!
- Oh. Oh, no.
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I know you!
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Yeah, buddy.
It's me, Clarence.
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I own the Adult Emporium
off the highway.
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You cleaned me out
a couple of days back--
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bought every last butt buzzer
I had in stock.
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I know.
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You should stop by next week.
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We just got some premium
fuck dolls.
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Take care, buddy!
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It's not what you think.
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It's something we did
with your kids.
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Why don't--
why don't we all enjoy
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some ice creams
and wieners together?
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♪ Praise ♪
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♪ Praise ♪
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Thank you, sir.
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Good afternoon.
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Pleasure to be a part
of this society.
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Who you plannin' to shoot?
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Ain't shootin' nobody.
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I'm practicing
some potential moves
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from my swearing-in ceremony.
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Like choreography to music, or...
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No.
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This is a very serious organization.
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Cape and Pistol
is the most elite
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of ministers and pastors.
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Mm-hmm.
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You know, my daddy was
a lot older than me
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when they finally swore him in.
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And yet here I am,
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my time to shine finally, motherfuckers.
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Nothing can stop me now.
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What the hell are you doing, dummy?
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Can anybody have
any damn privacy around here?
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Pontius, can you take Makayla
and go somewhere?
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Like where?
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You said we weren't allowed
in my room.
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You could go outside,
enjoy some nature.
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Nature sucks.
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Shit's boring.
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You know, you got
a really smart-ass mouth
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for a little boy
who didn't get accepted
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into one single college.
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How come none of them
mouth smarts
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are in your brain, dickhead?
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Look, if you want to be
a winner like your old man,
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who's being inducted into
a super exclusive organization,
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you're going to college.
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You can pick it or we will.
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I bet you
the boys at the Citadel
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would split your ass
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like a pair of damn
Chinese chopsticks.
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You can pay for classes.
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Don't mean I'll go.
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"Don't mean I'll go."
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This little Pete Davidson act
you got going on
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does not suit you.
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Tattoos and a dumb-ass haircut,
it's not original.
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You're not him.
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I'm not trying to be
Pete Davidson.
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Well, good,
because you're not.
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Fuck my parents. Let's go.
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I do not like his girlfriend.
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No, she definitely seems
like she's a bitch.
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Readin' about Hitler?
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No, asshole.
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John Adams.
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One of the pleasures
of retirement is
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you don't have to work on
a sermon on Sunday morning.
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You seen my boys?
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They gonna be late for church.
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Even if it is a TV show church.
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They left a couple hours ago.
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Well, where'd they go?
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Getting ready for church.
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♪ When I get tired
and a little lonely ♪
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♪ The world's turned
its cold back on me ♪
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♪ When I'm about to swear ♪
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♪ I ain't got a friend
left to my name ♪
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both: ♪ Instead of sinking
a little lower ♪
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♪ I start making tracks
on over ♪
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♪ To a place where the sun
shines day and night ♪
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♪ And where I know
I'll hear you say ♪
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♪ Come on in, baby,
take your coat off ♪
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♪ Come on in, baby,
take a load off ♪
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♪ Come on in, baby,
shake the blues off ♪
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♪ I'm gonna love
that frown away ♪
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♪ Come on in, baby,
put a smile on ♪
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♪ Come on in, baby,
tell me what's wrong ♪
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♪ Come on in,
the blues will be long gone ♪
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♪ I'm gonna love
your hurt away ♪
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♪ Come on in, baby,
take your coat off, ♪
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♪ Come on in, baby,
take a load off ♪
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♪ Come on in, baby,
shake the blues off ♪
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♪ I'm gonna love
that frown away ♪
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♪ Come on in, baby,
take your coat off ♪
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♪ Come on in, baby,
take a load off ♪
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♪ Come on in ♪
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all: ♪ Praise the Lord ♪
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♪ His righteousness at hand ♪
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♪ Holy war ♪
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♪ The battle has begun ♪
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♪ So praise the Lord ♪
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♪ His righteous love has come ♪
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I know it.
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Y'all are crazy!
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Yeah, you're right.
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The haircuts are good.
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But I don't love those suits.
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What's that material?
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It's silk, Mama.
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I don't like how shiny it is.
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It's supposed to be shiny.
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- I think.
- It is.
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That's considered good.
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Good for a lady's negligee.
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A little loud and proud for me,
but that's fine.
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Damn, Aunt May-May.
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You can't ever give it up.
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Always talking that trash.
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I mean, their lives sure have
improved since coming here.
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Karl's presenting like
a straight up cunt-smasher now.
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- Oh...
- Ugh.
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Hi, everybody!
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Peter!
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You got no business here, Peter.
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I come in peace.
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I'm here to apologize
to my sons,
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and that's it.
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All right,
I'll make this quick.
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Boys, I'm sorry.
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I apologize. I was wrong.
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I accused you
of bein' betrayers,
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and now I know
that it wasn't you.
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Who was it, Pa?
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Lucas.
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- Fat-ass Lucas.
- Mm-hmm.
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- I believe it.
- Hmm.
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And now I'd like you
to come back home with me.
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We got a brand-new place.
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It's a beautiful old farm.
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Like, real nice.
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Tons of birds.
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They ain't going nowhere
with you.
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You go home
to your tons of birds!
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I think the boys can speak
for themselves.
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Well?
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Papa...
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we got a good thing going here.
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The Gemstones have been
like family.
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Because they gave you
some fancy haircuts, hmm?
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Some new clothes?
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You think you look like--
like slick boys?
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You look silly.
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You look plain ridiculous!
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We ain't going, Pa.
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Please leave.
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Yeah, read the room, dude.
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You're gonna read
the back of my hand,
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you sass me again, Judy!
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You're gonna get
your ass shot
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if you don't get
the fuck out of here.
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Oh, who's gonna shoot me?
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I am.
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I was about to say
the same fuckin' thing.
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Beat us to the draw.
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Y'all Gemstones
are the rednecks.
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Look at you.
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Fine.
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Old Gabriel is gonna
blow his horn,
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and when he does,
a reckoning will come.
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I think he might be
blowing that horn
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a little sooner than you think!
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Honk!
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Happened so fast,
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I didn't have time
to shoot him.
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Why'd he honk my nose?
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I assume he identified you
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as the weakest person
at this table.
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When did you guys get guns?
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"Keefe is creepy.
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I'm not comfortable
with him around kids"?
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I told you, it's no good.
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This--this is bonkers.
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What the fudge, Keefe?
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You had one job.
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It's your only responsibility.
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What happened?
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I--I bumped into that fella
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that I bought all the bullets
and the dildos
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and the butt buzzers
and the plugs and stuff from
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at the porno store,
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and he outed me
in front of the parents.
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Did you explain
that you bought all this stuff
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on church business?
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I tried,
but I just couldn't seem
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to articulate how buying
bunches of sex toys
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was in the best interest
of the church.
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Keefe! Okay.
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If you are not
capable of running
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Parents and Teens United,
are you really qualified
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to be my assistant
youth pastor?
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No.
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Hmm?
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Yes.
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This is not good, Keefe.
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Speak of this no more.
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This kind of talk makes
my A-hole burn.
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I hate to think
I'm responsible
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for your A-hole burning, brother.
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♪ It's like
a sense of stability ♪
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Learn to paint while
you drink fine wines?
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You always know about
the coolest activities,
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Lollipop.
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Well, Beej, your wife
is one of the cools.
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So cool.
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Do you like my painting?
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Whoa.
Is that your caca?
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He's my childhood pet, Rags.
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Is Rags an explosive diarrhea
that you named?
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He was my dog.
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Well, I never got
the pleasure to meet Rags,
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so that's probably why
I don't recognize him.
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It's just my gyno's office.
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Oh.
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They're just, like,
texting me
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about a routine
holes-and-folds checkup.
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Another one?
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They sent it twice.
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Robots. Uhh.
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So annoying.
Don't send it twice.
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I already got the appointment.
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Ew, somebody sent me
a dick pic.
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I better text this guy back,
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let him know
he's got the wrong recipient.
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No, BJ!
263
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:41,993
Just block it.
264
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,036
Yeah, but some lucky gal's
missin' out
265
00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,496
on that glorious cock shot.
266
00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,664
BJ, that's a perv! Okay?
267
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,792
That's like a old-school
dude in a raincoat
268
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,669
tryin' to flash people
to get his rocks off.
269
00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:54,339
Okay. There, it's blocked.
270
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:55,674
Thank you.
271
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,092
You're welcome.
272
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:06,393
Jeez Louise.
273
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:07,394
What was that all about?
274
00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,354
I'm just trying to do
a paint and sip class!
275
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:10,814
You know what I mean?
276
00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,982
It was just, like,
constant medical texts.
277
00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:15,610
How can somebody have
a good time with their husband?
278
00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:19,114
Let's paint and sip.
279
00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:25,870
The cape shall embrace you
like the arms of Jesus Christ.
280
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:29,207
You wear it in celebration
of his love.
281
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:36,339
The pistol gives
the power to take life.
282
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:39,843
The Lord gave us free will
to do what we choose.
283
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:43,805
Thusly, it is a righteous man
who wears the pistol,
284
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,849
yet does no evil.
285
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:50,228
Jesse Gemstone,
under the eyes of God,
286
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:55,191
you are hereby inducted into
the Cape and Pistol Society.
287
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,460
Congrats, Jesse.
288
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:14,627
A made man.
289
00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:16,171
That's right, finally a part
290
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,006
of the Cape
and motherfucking Pistol.
291
00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:20,925
Jesse, we don't talk
like that in Cape and Pistol.
292
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,677
Oh, y'all don't do
cuss words?
293
00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:23,762
No.
294
00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:24,929
My bad.
295
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,931
Thanks for keepin' me
in the dark on that one, Daddy.
296
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,142
Anyway, it was a long ride,
297
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,644
but I knew eventually
I would make it to the top.
298
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,646
Course you knew.
299
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:36,358
Isn't that some kind of
a given for somebody like you?
300
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:37,817
I'm sorry. How so?
301
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:40,445
Well, maybe because
you're Eli Gemstone's son.
302
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,238
Maybe that's got something
to do with it.
303
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,239
Nuh-uh.
304
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:44,949
I earned this on my own merits.
305
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,159
I run one
of the largest churches
306
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,577
in the entire country, okay?
307
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:48,661
So stop trippin', buddy.
308
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:49,704
Tell him, Daddy.
309
00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:50,789
Of course you earned it.
310
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:53,083
Just settle down, Jesse.
311
00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:55,460
Oh, Dr. Gemstone's
running defense.
312
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:56,961
I love it.
313
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:59,297
Just making an observation.
314
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,924
Whoo-whee, sucker!
315
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,842
Don't you
"whoo-whee, sucker" me.
316
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:04,594
I observe
that you have appeared
317
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,262
to have gotten some sort
of ass whuppin'.
318
00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:07,806
That's correct.
319
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:09,557
Didn't rob me or nothin'.
320
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:11,017
Just beat me.
321
00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:12,811
And the cops don't know
who did it?
322
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,354
No, they don't.
323
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:15,438
I just thank the Lord
324
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,732
that my sister and brother
weren't around.
325
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,484
I imagine
it was just somebody
326
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,861
who was trying to teach you
a lesson in particular.
327
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:23,154
You know,
maybe somebody you crossed
328
00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:24,531
or were very rude to
or something.
329
00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:25,573
I don't know.
330
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:26,658
Well, I'm not so sure.
331
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:27,659
I am.
332
00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:28,952
I'm sure.
333
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,122
Mmm, this brie is
the fucking tits.
334
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,374
Excuse me!
335
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,459
You're not supposed to cuss
in Cape and Pistol.
336
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:37,669
Yeah, no fucking duh, dude.
337
00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,254
My daddy already told me.
338
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,714
It's a tenet,
339
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,841
a level of respect
we show each other.
340
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,509
Show some respect, Jesse.
341
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,845
Profanity in the chambers.
342
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,930
A white slap shall be issued.
343
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:50,015
A white slap?
344
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,349
What the fuck is that?
345
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:46,488
Hey! Jesse Gemstone!
346
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,156
Jesse! Look here!
347
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,033
Look.
348
00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,076
Come on now.
349
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:52,452
What the fuck are you doing?
350
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:53,912
Hey, what you think?
351
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,413
I--I made it in!
352
00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:59,542
I heard you was being
sworn in today.
353
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:02,087
Well, come on now.
354
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,296
Let me in. Hook me up.
355
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,506
This is a secret society.
356
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:05,423
You can't just roll up in.
357
00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:07,926
It ain't too secret
if I heard about it.
358
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,344
Look here now.
359
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,346
If you ain't gonna make
"Bible Bonkers,"
360
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:13,890
maybe some of these other
influential Christians will.
361
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:15,100
None of the men
of Cape and Pistol
362
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,352
are gonna give a fuck
about "Bible Bonkers," okay?
363
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:20,897
Boy, I watched you
become a man,
364
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,899
but don't think
I won't bend you over my knee
365
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:25,193
and turn that fat ass red now.
366
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:30,573
Ooh, I'd love to see you
turn this big fat ass red.
367
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,158
I'll give you 20 bucks.
Try it. See what happens.
368
00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:33,785
I don't need $20
to kick your ass.
369
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:34,994
See what happens, motherfucker.
370
00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:36,413
Let's go.
Yeah, I'll show you right here.
371
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:38,123
What you gonna do,
you fucking old man?
372
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,208
Get the fuck off of there.
373
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:42,335
- Get that fuckin'--
- Go on back inside
374
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:45,588
your little fucking
Mickey Mouse Club then.
375
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,048
Goddamn Harry Potter wannabes.
376
00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:48,466
No, we're not.
377
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,260
You know what?
378
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:52,971
You so hell bent
on running this church
379
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,848
the way your daddy did.
380
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,100
Only problem is,
Jesse Gemstone,
381
00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,768
you ain't your fuckin' Daddy.
382
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:01,479
What did my Daddy have that
made him so fucking special?
383
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:02,355
Well, for starters,
384
00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:05,275
he had a star by his side,
your mama.
385
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:06,818
But you ain't got that.
386
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:07,861
What you got?
387
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:11,114
You got you
and two not-really-stars.
388
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:13,074
Actually, that is
kind of the reality.
389
00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:14,325
Ain't no "kind of"
about it, Jesse.
390
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:16,828
Now, you want to capture
the magic,
391
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,997
you need your mama,
392
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,498
and I can give her to you now.
393
00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:21,499
What are you gonna do?
394
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:22,500
Dress up like her?
395
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,795
Ain't nobody gonna put on
no female clothes.
396
00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:28,757
I'm talking about resurrection.
397
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,842
Bringing her back to life.
398
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:31,926
Uncle Baby Billy,
I don't know
399
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:34,304
what the fuck you're smoking,
but I ain't buying it.
400
00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:36,181
No one in our family
trusts you.
401
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,058
I ain't about to start.
402
00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:39,309
Thanks for coming by
and giving me
403
00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:42,228
congratulations
on my inductsmans.
404
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:44,439
Resurrection, boy.
405
00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:47,692
From the ashes in fulfillment
of the scriptures.
406
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:48,985
Put her back on that stage.
407
00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:50,779
Restore the Kingdom.
408
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:54,115
Come see me when you're ready
to believe in miracles!
409
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:13,301
What the hell was that?
410
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,553
You got pocket gophers.
411
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,972
We're just doing
a little pest control for you.
412
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,641
Sounded like a bomb went off.
413
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,518
We made a little
homemade explosive
414
00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:24,229
with some fertilizer, some gas.
415
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,398
One more, we'll have cleared
out the whole den for you.
416
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,732
You know
we've got grounds crew
417
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:28,900
for that kind of stuff.
418
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:30,485
Oh, we know.
419
00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:34,197
But truthfully, they ain't
half as good as we are.
420
00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:35,490
Plus, we just want to show you
421
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,117
we appreciate
all you done for us.
422
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,868
I appreciate that thought,
423
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:41,037
and I'm real proud of the way
you stood up to your Daddy.
424
00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:42,747
I know it wasn't easy.
425
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,750
We're happy you all are here.
426
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:50,422
Here goes.
427
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:56,511
You got scared.
428
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,930
No, I didn't.
429
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,432
You see any gophers?
430
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:02,851
Not no more.
431
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:06,646
Parents of teens,
good to see y'all.
432
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:08,148
Wow, all right.
433
00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:09,983
Whoo! This is a good turnout.
434
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:12,027
Very cool, very cool.
435
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:14,487
So I just wanted to address
436
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:17,198
some of the letters
I've received in the SBC.
437
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:22,120
That is suggestion box comments.
438
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:23,204
Well, the issue is simple.
439
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,457
We do not feel safe with
the assistant youth pastor.
440
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,083
We heard
he's a devil worshipper.
441
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,585
See, that's false, all right?
442
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,003
Fake news.
443
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,964
No, Keefe is
an ex-Satan worshipper.
444
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:34,591
I don't judge people's past.
445
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:38,136
I used to sell fireworks
on the side of the road.
446
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:40,638
But I don't want him
influencing our children.
447
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:42,807
You don't have to worry
about Keefe around children.
448
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,142
All right? I vouch for him.
449
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,935
He is one of my closest
personal friends.
450
00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:48,229
He is my dude.
451
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:50,482
With all the rumors
swirling about you,
452
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,567
can't you see how strange
this all looks?
453
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:56,237
There's rumors swirling
about me?
454
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:58,490
Remove him,
or we remove our kids.
455
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,618
Okay.
456
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:06,164
Thank you for your feedback.
457
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:08,124
Enjoy your Woks on Water.
458
00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:15,215
Well, I was hoping
Thomas would be here today.
459
00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:16,591
He's my usual partner.
460
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:18,635
Someone slashed
all his tires.
461
00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:20,011
He can't make it.
462
00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:21,262
Well, that's disturbing.
463
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:23,640
We need to find you
a new partner.
464
00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:24,891
I'll play.
465
00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:32,232
BJ, right?
466
00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:33,525
Didn't recognize you.
467
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:35,276
You're always in a suit
at church.
468
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,612
Well, don't let
the Versace couture fool you.
469
00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:39,239
It's still me.
470
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:40,532
Ah! What the hell?
471
00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:42,617
So you go
to Salvation Center?
472
00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:44,035
I do. I do.
473
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,245
I'm Stephen.
474
00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:46,329
I actually work with your lady.
475
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:47,872
Oh, nice.
476
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,124
She's a lot of fun, right?
477
00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:50,917
Mm...
478
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,043
is she ever.
479
00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:54,462
Should we rock out?
480
00:20:54,546 --> 00:20:56,047
Yeah, let's rock out.
481
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,675
Although I think pickleball is
a little bit more like jazz.
482
00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:02,554
Oh, yeah. Feels good.
483
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,556
Get the blood flowing again.
484
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,349
Lately it's all been
rushing to my cock.
485
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:07,684
Oh, for real?
486
00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:08,560
Yeah, bro.
487
00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:10,562
I've been hooking up
with this chick.
488
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,396
So hot.
489
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:13,148
Horniest gal I've ever met.
490
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:15,525
You should see how wet
her pussy gets.
491
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:20,280
I touch her, and it's just
instantly fucking dripping.
492
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,242
Fucking full-on rain puddles.
493
00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:25,493
Mm.
494
00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:29,039
Well, thanks for filling in.
495
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,540
Oh, I'm filling in,
all right.
496
00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:32,250
I just meant that
my usual teammate, Thomas,
497
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:33,293
isn't here today.
498
00:21:33,376 --> 00:21:34,627
I'm talking about
how hopefully
499
00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:36,379
I'll be filling in
this chick's pussy.
500
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:38,673
I dry humped her till I came.
501
00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:42,802
Had the fucking map of Hawaiian
islands all down my slacks.
502
00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:44,054
Time out, you guys.
503
00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:45,430
Time out.
504
00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:47,599
Stephen, I have to say
505
00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:49,434
I find what you're saying offensive.
506
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:51,186
Oh, do you?
507
00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:52,729
I don't really enjoy
poon-tang talk
508
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:53,605
with other fellas.
509
00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:55,273
I know it's seen
as locker room chat,
510
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:57,817
but I find it to be disrespectful.
511
00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:05,617
You're a weak little fag,
ain't you?
512
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,702
No, I'm a straight cis male,
513
00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:09,371
but I don't believe
that queer people
514
00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:11,748
should be referenced that way, regardless.
515
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,960
You fellas gonna
play pickleball
516
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:17,837
or keep flapping them gums?
517
00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:22,717
Ahh!
518
00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:28,973
I love her, you dick!
519
00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:34,562
Henry!
520
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,357
Oh, my God,
you're bleeding so much!
521
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,150
Is he on blood thinners?
522
00:22:45,824 --> 00:22:48,493
They say Jesus struggled
with the crosswords.
523
00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:50,412
He always got stuck
at 2 across.
524
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,543
You're going to hell, Eli.
525
00:22:56,626 --> 00:22:57,544
Maybe not today.
526
00:22:57,627 --> 00:22:59,671
It's too nice out.
527
00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:01,840
Yeah, it is pretty
here in the garden.
528
00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:05,135
I can see why
Aimee-Leigh liked it.
529
00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:08,847
It's not always a bad thing
to treat yourself nice, is it?
530
00:23:08,930 --> 00:23:11,433
Yeah, I could never
live like you do,
531
00:23:11,516 --> 00:23:13,435
all the things you have.
532
00:23:15,603 --> 00:23:17,772
I was never jealous
of your riches.
533
00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:22,235
But I am jealous that
your kids still love you.
534
00:23:23,528 --> 00:23:25,697
That's more than I can say
about my own.
535
00:23:25,739 --> 00:23:28,992
Don't mistake love
for dependency.
536
00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:32,704
I feel like one of them
old dogs with swollen nipples
537
00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:35,623
you see on a ranch
searching for shade.
538
00:23:35,707 --> 00:23:37,250
You look like one too.
539
00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:41,546
Still, you know,
it's been three years
540
00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:44,049
since those boys played
their instruments for me.
541
00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:47,135
They refuse to because
they know it gives me joy.
542
00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:49,220
That's how much they hate me.
543
00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:51,848
They don't hate you, May-May.
544
00:23:51,890 --> 00:23:55,060
You're just hard to love sometimes.
545
00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:59,397
I gave 'em
everything I could.
546
00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:01,733
Problem is,
I never had a damn thing.
547
00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:10,700
Today we are here to discuss
when people think
548
00:24:10,742 --> 00:24:14,162
people might be
molesting people.
549
00:24:14,245 --> 00:24:15,830
Keefe's gotta go, Kelvin.
550
00:24:15,914 --> 00:24:17,707
What?
551
00:24:17,749 --> 00:24:19,417
Okay.
552
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:21,211
Okay, I can't even believe
what I'm hearing.
553
00:24:21,252 --> 00:24:22,253
Fire Keefe?
554
00:24:22,337 --> 00:24:24,631
He just can't be
assistant youth pastor anymore.
555
00:24:24,714 --> 00:24:26,549
Martin thinks
there might be a place for him
556
00:24:26,591 --> 00:24:28,051
in Immigrant Outreach.
557
00:24:28,093 --> 00:24:31,012
Okay, I like working
with Keefe closely.
558
00:24:31,096 --> 00:24:32,555
Okay.
559
00:24:33,264 --> 00:24:34,516
He'll be so crushed.
560
00:24:34,599 --> 00:24:35,475
Well, why don't you
think about
561
00:24:35,558 --> 00:24:37,102
your own family's feelings
for once
562
00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:38,520
instead of Keefe's, okay?
563
00:24:38,603 --> 00:24:40,397
Do you know what it feels like
to be me?
564
00:24:40,438 --> 00:24:42,607
Who fucking makes sacrifices
right and left
565
00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:43,608
to run this shit?
566
00:24:43,692 --> 00:24:44,651
Why are you acting like
567
00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:45,610
you're the only one
doing stuff?
568
00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:46,945
We all do stuff!
569
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:49,072
Okay, well, the stuff
that your friend is doing,
570
00:24:49,114 --> 00:24:51,324
the molesting or whatever
the fuck is going on there,
571
00:24:51,408 --> 00:24:53,243
that is not good
for the church.
572
00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:56,371
Church leaders have gotta
think about optics, Kelvin.
573
00:24:56,454 --> 00:24:58,748
Okay?
You need to suck it up, homey.
574
00:24:58,790 --> 00:25:00,625
Like you sucked it up
on tour?
575
00:25:01,376 --> 00:25:03,169
How fucking dare you!
576
00:25:03,253 --> 00:25:05,296
You two.
577
00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:06,798
Both of you, enough!
578
00:25:06,881 --> 00:25:08,299
Fucker! I'm gonna kick you.
579
00:25:08,341 --> 00:25:10,969
Enough!
580
00:25:11,052 --> 00:25:12,470
No, Jesse. Nah, son.
581
00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:13,596
I don't like that.
582
00:25:13,638 --> 00:25:14,806
I don't like you acting
like Daddy.
583
00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:16,141
Well, I don't like
how you're both acting,
584
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:17,392
like little immature babies.
585
00:25:17,475 --> 00:25:18,643
Sit down.
586
00:25:19,644 --> 00:25:21,021
Sittin' down
'cause I want to.
587
00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:24,649
Well, this isn't fair,
and I think you all know that.
588
00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:27,152
Martin, you got
anything to say?
589
00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:29,237
Life is not fair.
590
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:33,491
And Keefe as assistant
youth pastor does not work.
591
00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:36,161
This is not
the hill to die on, Kelvin.
592
00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:37,537
I'm sorry.
593
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,334
I'm just getting my coffee.
I'm leaving.
594
00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:43,918
I vote no
on everything else today.
595
00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:45,462
The next thing
we were gonna vote for
596
00:25:45,503 --> 00:25:47,380
was funding
the battered women's shelter.
597
00:25:47,464 --> 00:25:49,382
It's a no!
598
00:25:51,009 --> 00:25:52,552
Ran into
your coworker Stephen
599
00:25:52,635 --> 00:25:54,012
at the pickleball court.
600
00:25:54,679 --> 00:25:56,222
- Pardon?
- Stephen?
601
00:25:56,306 --> 00:25:58,183
Spiky haired man from music?
602
00:25:58,224 --> 00:25:59,017
What's up with him?
603
00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:00,643
What'd he--what'd he say?
What'd he want?
604
00:26:00,685 --> 00:26:02,812
We played as a team,
but it was strange.
605
00:26:02,854 --> 00:26:04,856
He started doing
graphic sex talk.
606
00:26:04,898 --> 00:26:06,483
I didn't really get on board.
607
00:26:06,524 --> 00:26:07,817
I kind of upset him.
608
00:26:07,859 --> 00:26:09,527
What kind of graphic
sex talk?
609
00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:10,820
That's so weird.
610
00:26:10,862 --> 00:26:12,614
Explicit descriptions
of sex acts
611
00:26:12,697 --> 00:26:15,825
he'd done with a woman,
how her vaginal secretions
612
00:26:15,867 --> 00:26:18,203
made full puddles
on the ground,
613
00:26:18,286 --> 00:26:20,705
how she liked it when he shot
into his own trousers.
614
00:26:20,789 --> 00:26:22,707
It was kind of gross,
to be honest.
615
00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:25,210
I said no thanks,
and he lashed out at me.
616
00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:26,961
The dude's a sicko, BJ.
617
00:26:27,045 --> 00:26:29,255
He's got major problems
in his brain.
618
00:26:29,339 --> 00:26:30,340
That's why he got fired.
619
00:26:30,382 --> 00:26:31,383
Stephen got fired?
620
00:26:31,466 --> 00:26:32,592
- Mm-hmm.
- What for?
621
00:26:32,676 --> 00:26:35,553
I don't know, it was like
a Time's Up/Me Too type deal.
622
00:26:35,595 --> 00:26:37,889
That's why
he was so prickly with me.
623
00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:40,684
He's upset he lost his job.
624
00:26:40,725 --> 00:26:42,102
I should call him.
625
00:26:42,185 --> 00:26:43,186
What? No!
626
00:26:43,228 --> 00:26:44,437
Don't you dare do that.
627
00:26:44,521 --> 00:26:45,647
Just leave it alone.
628
00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:48,650
Sometimes when men boast,
they're really just insecure.
629
00:26:48,733 --> 00:26:51,403
Stop trying
to figure this dude out.
630
00:26:51,444 --> 00:26:53,321
You are a good guy.
631
00:26:53,405 --> 00:26:54,906
He is a very, very bad guy.
632
00:26:54,989 --> 00:26:55,824
That's it.
633
00:26:55,907 --> 00:26:57,909
I didn't know
you felt so strongly.
634
00:26:58,868 --> 00:27:00,662
I don't.
635
00:27:00,745 --> 00:27:03,039
I feel like the opposite
of strongly.
636
00:27:03,081 --> 00:27:05,166
Don't give a shit whether
the dude lives or dies.
637
00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:08,920
In fact, I lean toward
hoping he dies today.
638
00:27:08,962 --> 00:27:11,131
But also, I could care less.
639
00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:24,519
Well, well, well,
look who it is.
640
00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:26,771
It's your favorite cousin, Jesse.
641
00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:29,149
Big, bad Jesse.
642
00:27:29,232 --> 00:27:31,067
You ready for a miracle?
643
00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:44,247
Nephew, prepare yourself.
644
00:27:53,548 --> 00:27:54,799
Here she comes.
645
00:27:54,841 --> 00:28:01,139
♪ Old country lane
still looks the same ♪
646
00:28:01,181 --> 00:28:07,312
♪ I long to lay down
and sleep in the meadow ♪
647
00:28:09,147 --> 00:28:15,278
♪ And listen to the wind
from the valley and bends ♪
648
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,781
♪ A train whistle ♪
649
00:28:17,822 --> 00:28:22,535
♪ I hear you a-comin' ♪
650
00:28:22,619 --> 00:28:25,205
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
651
00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:30,585
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
652
00:28:30,669 --> 00:28:33,171
Hey buddy.
653
00:28:33,254 --> 00:28:34,839
What you working on?
654
00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:37,342
I'm fashioning pieces
of construction paper
655
00:28:37,425 --> 00:28:40,178
into crosses for
the Youth Group bulletin board.
656
00:28:40,261 --> 00:28:42,847
But they keep coming out
like daggers.
657
00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:44,516
I'm sure it's fine, Keefe.
658
00:28:46,184 --> 00:28:48,311
Uh, look.
659
00:28:48,353 --> 00:28:52,232
I have to talk to you
about something, and it's...
660
00:28:52,315 --> 00:28:54,025
well, it's not easy
to talk about.
661
00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:54,859
Mm.
662
00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:56,277
Sexual stuff?
663
00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:57,779
No.
664
00:28:59,406 --> 00:29:01,533
We're gonna move you
out of Youth Group,
665
00:29:01,616 --> 00:29:02,701
but guess what.
666
00:29:02,784 --> 00:29:05,161
I got you a gig
in Immigrant Outreach.
667
00:29:05,203 --> 00:29:07,706
You're finally gonna get
to use your Cantonese!
668
00:29:07,747 --> 00:29:09,708
Hung Ku!
669
00:29:09,749 --> 00:29:11,167
That means very cool.
670
00:29:11,209 --> 00:29:12,210
I looked it up.
671
00:29:13,253 --> 00:29:14,462
I understand.
672
00:29:15,714 --> 00:29:18,299
I'm sorry for the trouble
I brought upon you.
673
00:29:18,383 --> 00:29:19,676
You are no trouble.
674
00:29:19,718 --> 00:29:22,012
You saved me.
675
00:29:22,053 --> 00:29:23,888
And I will walk
the righteous path
676
00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:25,724
from here on out
because of you.
677
00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:27,017
It's time
I take what I've learned
678
00:29:27,058 --> 00:29:29,144
and put it to good use.
679
00:29:30,395 --> 00:29:32,188
Alone, by myself.
680
00:29:32,230 --> 00:29:34,399
No, Keefe, we're just
shifting your position.
681
00:29:34,482 --> 00:29:38,361
I need to give you space
so that the air can be cleared.
682
00:29:38,403 --> 00:29:40,613
I don't want space.
683
00:29:40,697 --> 00:29:42,323
I'll move out.
684
00:29:42,407 --> 00:29:44,200
This is a big decision.
685
00:29:44,242 --> 00:29:45,785
Take your time.
686
00:29:45,869 --> 00:29:48,038
You should--
you should pray on it.
687
00:29:48,079 --> 00:29:49,456
I'll be out tomorrow.
688
00:29:51,249 --> 00:29:56,254
You Gemstones are stars,
destined to burn bright.
689
00:29:57,839 --> 00:29:59,758
Best I step aside.
690
00:30:06,514 --> 00:30:07,849
Keefe.
691
00:30:20,445 --> 00:30:21,613
Hey, sexy!
692
00:30:28,370 --> 00:30:29,954
So you're stalking
my husband now?
693
00:30:30,038 --> 00:30:31,456
I told you
I wouldn't give up.
694
00:30:31,498 --> 00:30:34,793
Hey, Stephen, you gave it
the college try, all right?
695
00:30:34,834 --> 00:30:36,461
But my decision stands.
696
00:30:36,503 --> 00:30:39,214
This is never gonna happen.
697
00:30:39,297 --> 00:30:41,633
It's a mistake
I never, ever should have made.
698
00:30:41,675 --> 00:30:42,634
I love BJ.
699
00:30:42,717 --> 00:30:44,469
I hate Kristy.
700
00:30:44,511 --> 00:30:45,804
I wish I could chop
her fucking head off
701
00:30:45,887 --> 00:30:46,846
while she's making omelets.
702
00:30:46,930 --> 00:30:48,473
- Okay, do it.
- I would.
703
00:30:48,556 --> 00:30:50,850
Whatever you do,
I need you to respect my wishes
704
00:30:50,934 --> 00:30:52,310
and stop harassing me.
705
00:30:52,352 --> 00:30:54,270
Harassing you?
706
00:30:54,312 --> 00:30:55,480
You want me, Judy.
707
00:30:55,563 --> 00:30:56,856
Nah, boy.
708
00:30:56,940 --> 00:30:59,651
If I wanted you,
I would have you.
709
00:30:59,693 --> 00:31:01,403
I was just doing what I thought
you're supposed to do
710
00:31:01,486 --> 00:31:02,862
when you're a rock star.
711
00:31:02,946 --> 00:31:05,448
I thought, "Hey, man,
712
00:31:05,490 --> 00:31:07,492
"people want to fall in love
with me, suck my dick?
713
00:31:07,534 --> 00:31:09,327
So be it."
714
00:31:09,411 --> 00:31:11,830
It turns out
I'm not Daniel Lee Rothson.
715
00:31:11,913 --> 00:31:13,998
I'm Judy Gemstone.
716
00:31:14,082 --> 00:31:17,794
I'm BJ Barnes's bitch
and no one else's.
717
00:31:17,836 --> 00:31:19,295
You're not half
the man that he is.
718
00:31:21,881 --> 00:31:23,675
It's funny
you should mention him.
719
00:31:23,758 --> 00:31:24,759
Judy?
720
00:31:24,843 --> 00:31:26,302
What are you doing here?
721
00:31:27,971 --> 00:31:29,764
Called my old
pickleball partner here
722
00:31:29,848 --> 00:31:31,933
to bury the hatchet.
723
00:31:32,017 --> 00:31:38,106
See, I can't stand
all this lying anymore.
724
00:31:38,189 --> 00:31:40,316
Exhausting to live that way.
725
00:31:42,736 --> 00:31:46,489
So...
726
00:31:46,531 --> 00:31:48,867
do you want to tell him
the truth, Judy?
727
00:31:50,368 --> 00:31:51,870
Or do I have to?
728
00:32:01,338 --> 00:32:02,130
Hi, Mama.
729
00:32:02,213 --> 00:32:03,798
Uh-oh. What's goin' on?
730
00:32:03,882 --> 00:32:04,966
Who died?
731
00:32:05,050 --> 00:32:06,676
We just thought that
we'd, uh--
732
00:32:06,718 --> 00:32:08,136
we'd play our music for you.
733
00:32:10,347 --> 00:32:12,349
We're gonna play "Sinner,
You'd Better Get Ready,"
734
00:32:12,390 --> 00:32:13,725
your favorite.
735
00:32:18,063 --> 00:32:19,856
Two, three, four.
736
00:32:34,621 --> 00:32:37,415
both: ♪ Sinner,
you'd better get ready ♪
737
00:32:37,499 --> 00:32:41,044
♪ Oh, you better get ready,
Hallelujah ♪
738
00:32:41,086 --> 00:32:44,047
♪ Sinner,
you'd better get ready ♪
739
00:32:44,089 --> 00:32:47,342
♪ Times are coming
when the sinner must die ♪
740
00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:52,263
♪ Oh, sinner man,
you better pray ♪
741
00:32:53,431 --> 00:32:55,850
♪ Times are coming
when a sinner must die ♪
742
00:32:55,892 --> 00:32:59,312
♪ Get prepared
for your judgment day ♪
743
00:32:59,396 --> 00:33:01,606
Oh, Pontius!
What the fuck?
744
00:33:01,690 --> 00:33:03,066
Get the fuck out!
745
00:33:03,108 --> 00:33:05,193
Oh, my God.
746
00:33:05,276 --> 00:33:08,321
Put your fucking pants on
and come to my office.
747
00:33:08,405 --> 00:33:10,448
both: ♪ Times are comin'
when the sinner must die ♪
748
00:33:10,490 --> 00:33:13,368
♪ About to be burned
in the flames of hell ♪
749
00:33:13,451 --> 00:33:16,496
both: ♪ Times are comin'
when the sinner must die ♪
750
00:33:18,957 --> 00:33:20,750
We were horny, so we fucked.
751
00:33:20,792 --> 00:33:22,002
Big whoop.
752
00:33:22,085 --> 00:33:23,795
It is a big whoop, Pontius.
753
00:33:23,837 --> 00:33:24,838
You're my son.
754
00:33:24,921 --> 00:33:25,797
I'm the head of the church.
755
00:33:25,839 --> 00:33:27,007
Co-head.
756
00:33:27,090 --> 00:33:28,174
All right, you know what?
757
00:33:28,258 --> 00:33:30,135
I was gonna be cool,
but fuck that.
758
00:33:30,218 --> 00:33:31,469
The reason why
Makayla is allowed
759
00:33:31,553 --> 00:33:34,347
to come to this house
is because we trust you.
760
00:33:34,431 --> 00:33:36,141
But if you're gonna sit there
and put jizm on her
761
00:33:36,182 --> 00:33:39,144
behind our backs, then you can
kiss that trust goodbye.
762
00:33:39,227 --> 00:33:42,814
Trust is a gift
that should be cherished.
763
00:33:42,897 --> 00:33:44,149
Life is tough.
764
00:33:44,190 --> 00:33:46,317
When you allow yourself
to trust another person,
765
00:33:46,359 --> 00:33:47,944
that takes
some of the weight off.
766
00:33:47,986 --> 00:33:51,990
And that's why it stings extra
when that trust is betrayed.
767
00:33:52,073 --> 00:33:53,450
♪ Better say your goodbyes ♪
768
00:33:53,491 --> 00:33:56,911
both: ♪ Times are coming
when the sinner must die ♪
769
00:33:56,995 --> 00:33:59,289
People do not like
having the rug
770
00:33:59,330 --> 00:34:00,999
pulled out
from underneath them.
771
00:34:01,082 --> 00:34:02,250
Love can be lost.
772
00:34:02,334 --> 00:34:05,045
Relationships can be damaged forever.
773
00:34:05,128 --> 00:34:07,464
It can take years
and years to mend
774
00:34:07,505 --> 00:34:09,966
all that wasted fucking time.
775
00:34:10,008 --> 00:34:12,135
Trust is the only thing
keeping the entire
776
00:34:12,177 --> 00:34:13,428
house of cards standing.
777
00:34:13,511 --> 00:34:15,805
Without it, we're left
with a shit-stained world
778
00:34:15,847 --> 00:34:17,140
full of liars and cheats.
779
00:34:17,182 --> 00:34:20,060
both: ♪ Oh, you better get
ready, Hallelujah ♪
780
00:34:20,143 --> 00:34:21,561
Somebody gifting you
their trust
781
00:34:21,644 --> 00:34:24,856
is a very,
very powerful thing.
782
00:34:24,939 --> 00:34:27,192
So breaking that trust is
the equivalent of saying,
783
00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:28,693
"Hey buddy, fuck you.
784
00:34:28,735 --> 00:34:30,945
I don't give a fuck
about what you think."
785
00:34:32,238 --> 00:34:33,656
Is that what you want?
786
00:34:33,698 --> 00:34:35,658
Is that what you want
to portray to me and your mom?
787
00:34:35,742 --> 00:34:37,535
"Hey, Mom, hey, Dad, fuck you.
788
00:34:37,619 --> 00:34:40,080
I don't give a fuck
about what you think."
789
00:34:40,163 --> 00:34:41,664
Someone saying "fuck you"
to family
790
00:34:41,706 --> 00:34:44,167
will not be tolerated
in this house.
791
00:34:44,209 --> 00:34:46,753
As your father,
have I made myself clear?
792
00:34:46,836 --> 00:34:48,630
Yeah.
793
00:34:48,713 --> 00:34:50,048
Whatever.
794
00:34:50,131 --> 00:34:57,055
both: ♪ Sinner must die ♪
795
00:34:59,391 --> 00:35:00,767
We love you, Mama.
796
00:35:00,850 --> 00:35:02,227
That was for you, Mama.
797
00:35:06,815 --> 00:35:07,816
You proud, Pa?
798
00:35:07,899 --> 00:35:09,234
We do good?
799
00:35:09,317 --> 00:35:11,528
Five thousand pounds
of ammonium nitrate.
800
00:35:11,569 --> 00:35:15,740
Stick that up Uncle Sam's ass
and blow him straight to Mars.
801
00:35:16,783 --> 00:35:18,243
Yes.
802
00:35:19,828 --> 00:35:21,746
You did good, boys.
803
00:35:24,082 --> 00:35:25,709
Did real good.
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