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♪
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Hey, excuse me!
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You, uh,
you can't smoke up there.
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I'm sorry, sir.
It's a fire hazard.
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You gotta put that out.
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You must be
the guy renting the place
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from Gil since he's out of town.
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Is that right?
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Yeah, sounds about right.
Airbnb?
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Oh, no, no, Gil's not supposed
to be doing Airbnb.
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That's--that goes against
the covenant there.
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Yeah, I'll have to have a chat
with Gil, but...
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I'm--I'm Tim Nesbitt.
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Thaniel Block.
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Nathaniel?
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Thaniel.
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Than--Thaniel.
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Okay, where--where do you come
to us from?
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Brooklyn.
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New York?
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No, man.
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I couldn't live in New York.
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No way. That...
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Taking those taxicabs
and all those people.
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Yeah, no. It's a...
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What--what brings you
to, uh, South Carolina?
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Uh, um, uh, sir?
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I'm sorry,
I'm trying not to be rude here,
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but this conversation
or whatever just keeps going
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and I really need
to do some work.
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And I can't concentrate.
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You made me put out
my cigarette.
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Okay, we'll just--we'll just
get out of your hair.
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How's that?
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Come on, Rocky, let's go.
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Ah, little word of advice...
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this ain't New York City.
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That nasty attitude,
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that ain't gonna get you
very far down here.
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Yeah, we're awful people,
I know.
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Terrible!
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Well, good day to you, sir.
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Go with God.
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Love and peace.
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Thoughts and prayers.
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♪
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♪
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Fuck me.
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I hate the South.
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♪ Praise
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♪
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♪ Praise
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♪
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I'm nervous, Sugar Cups.
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Don't be.
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Involving my daddy in this
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might actually make him like you
a little bit.
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Oh, come on.
I wouldn't go so far
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as to say Eli doesn't like me.
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Okay, BJ.
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I would.
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Definitely.
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Now stand tall and strong.
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And let's go kiss
my daddy's ass.
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Mm.
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Wakey, wakey!
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Hi, BJ's here as well.
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Yoo-hoo!
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We got some good news for ya!
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- What if he's sleeping?
- Man, fuck his sleep.
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This is more important.
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Daddy?
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Daddy.
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Hey.
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Your eye.
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- Oh.
- Did you fall, Dr. Gemstone?
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Home falls are
a common occurrence
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in the elder community.
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There's no shame in it.
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What is with all the racket?
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You're gonna wake the roosters!
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Oh.
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Sorry, I didn't know
you had company.
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I'd've worn something
more appropriate.
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Who's this hot piece of tail?
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This is my daughter, Judy.
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Excuse me.
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This one of her girlfriends?
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I'm not a lesbian partner.
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I'm her husband, BJ.
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No, BJ,
you're not shaking his hand.
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He's big dicking you.
- Oh.
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This is Junior,
an old friend from Memphis.
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Just visiting.
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Daddy.
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Sir--Dr. Gemstone.
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As you know,
I've wholeheartedly accepted
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Christ into my life
and decided to get baptized.
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I think I drunkenly said
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the exact same thing
to Eli last night.
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Cut the shit, bro.
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We came over here
to bestow upon you the honor
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of asking you to be the one
to baptize BJ.
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Instead we're standing here
looking at this boy
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with his fucking morning chub?
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Uh, excuse me, Eli.
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I don't mean
to interrupt this sweet...
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father-daughter moment,
but you got any hangover helper?
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Oh, the kitchen's in there.
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And the coffee machine
is on the counter.
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Ew.
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- Bye.
- No, don't peace sign him.
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What the fuck is that?
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Uh, things just got a little
carried away last night.
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Nothing more than catching up
with an old friend.
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Hm, seems like more than
catching up to me.
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You have a black eye!
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Couple of old mysterious men
having slumber parties?
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Shit's obvious, dude.
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What's obvious?
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You are fucking that man.
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Y'all are hanging out here
being rough with each other
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like grizzly bears
doing donkey punches.
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- Okay.
- Tussling each other.
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Getting each other hard.
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Judy, ugh!
Wash your mouth out with soap!
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Daddy, that man is not cute.
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Call me crazy, I always hoped
if you were gonna yank a pole,
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it be somebody hot,
like a Patrick Stewart type.
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Well, maybe next time
you'll think twice
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before barging
into my home unannounced.
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You know what, Daddy?
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I'm gonna go surprise somebody
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who gives a shit
about their daughter!
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- Okay.
- How 'bout that?
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Come on BJ,
and don't touch anything
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because it's probably covered
in secretions
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and there's probably Hep C loads everywhere.
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- No, Judy, Judy.
- Uh.
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It wasn't supposed
to go like this.
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Goddamn, she just gets worse.
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♪
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♪
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Sorry if I stirred up
any shit with your daughter.
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Everything okay?
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No.
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But that's family.
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Always complicated.
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You don't have to tell me.
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All right.
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That business last night,
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I really needed that.
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Beating a man senseless?
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No.
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Well, that was fun, but no.
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The praying.
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Say, I wanna know
more about that.
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I mean...
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I ain't trying
to be no crazy religious person
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or nothing, but--
- Junior, if you're serious,
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come to church.
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Big church like you got?
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Cost some money
to get in them doors.
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Brother, church is free.
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Unless you wanna sit
in the good seats.
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Well, I've been
in enough strip joints,
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I know what it takes
to get the good sniffer seat.
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Don't suppose
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you could reserve
those good seats
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for your old childhood friends,
could you?
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I'll see what I can do.
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all: Amen.
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Amen.
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We call ourselves
the Second Chance prayer group
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'cause that's what we got...
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second chances.
- Mm-hmm.
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Some of us anyway.
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I got divorced.
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Chad,
let's not sour the mood, okay?
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There's a lot of progress
to be proud of.
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When we started this group,
we were in crisis,
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our marriages in question.
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But I can say now that we are
all doing much better.
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Yes.
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Oh, except for Chad!
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Okay, who is this you brought
with you today, Mandy?
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Is this your father?
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No.
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It ain't my father.
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It's Waylon, my new man.
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Chad begged me to come,
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but he didn't say
I couldn't bring nobody.
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Well, even Chad is trying
to do better.
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You know,
the point of this group is
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to not treat each other
like assholes.
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The point is to rebuild
what has been broken,
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to reestablish relationships
with family,
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friends, colleagues, the Lord,
and ultimately...yourself.
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- Amen.
- But the real story
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is about the progress
that we have made.
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In fact, that is why we will not
be able to host this meeting
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on Saturday night.
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Uh-oh, cat's out of the bag.
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Hush, hush.
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Jesse and I are blessed
to be teaming up
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with Lyle and Lindy Lissons
on a new business venture.
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That's right.
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Behold!
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Zion's Landing.
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A luxury all-inclusive
time-share resort
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for Christian families.
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Construction is due
to begin imminently
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on the beautiful,
sunny coastline of Florida.
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And it is top-notch service.
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- Yes.
- I'm talking white gloves.
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- And guess what else we got.
- What?
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We got a special discount
for folks of this prayer group
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tonight!
- What?
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Okay.
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Early-bird special,
15% off--
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For couples.
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- Oh, my.
- I'm looking at you, Levy.
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You and your mama back there.
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You sure have
put her through enough.
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Take her down to the beach,
get her some sunshine!
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all:
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We're doing big things!
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Yes, yes!
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Yes!
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I'm glad we have this group
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to get to spend
some quality time together.
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- Yeah.
- You know, like we used to?
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And just when we made
the wives sign those NDAs.
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I thought we'd never get
a chance to hang out again.
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Oh, this is not hanging out!
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This is going
to couples' prayer group.
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It's not the same.
Nah, this ain't shit.
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Shh, shh, shh, shh.
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Hey, how's it going?
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Love you guys.
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Happy wife, happy life.
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Well, what rhymes
with divorced wife?
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I wouldn't know.
I never had one.
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Levy, what the hell's going on
with your mom over there?
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- Mama!
- Looks like she's breathing.
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Mama, wake up.
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She's moving.
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♪
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Good afternoon.
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How can I help you?
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I'm here to talk
to Dr. Gemstone.
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Thaniel Block, journalist.
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Is Dr. Gemstone expecting you?
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That's a good question.
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Incredible complex,
Dr. Gemstone.
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I always hated
going to church as a kid.
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Catholic--too much standing up
and sitting down.
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Maybe you were
at the wrong church.
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Maybe.
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How'd you get that shiner?
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I go out at night
as a costumed crime-fighter.
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What are you here for,
Mr. Block?
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I'm doing a piece
on your family.
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Like the piece you did
on the Butterfields?
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They knew what they were doing
was wrong.
266
00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,879
That's why they were hiding it.
267
00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:20,620
Look, I'm here as a courtesy,
allowing you the opportunity
268
00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,534
to give your side of the story.
269
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,449
You think I haven't tussled
with the press before?
270
00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:25,450
No, I've seen you
in the press.
271
00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:27,409
Very ornery.
272
00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:28,932
You sweat a lot.
273
00:10:29,019 --> 00:10:30,238
Dr. Gemstone
has nothing to hide.
274
00:10:30,325 --> 00:10:32,457
Our followers know who he is.
275
00:10:32,544 --> 00:10:34,721
That's why they come worship
with us every Sunday.
276
00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:36,244
Mm.
277
00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:38,202
Story I got
isn't on Dr. Gemstone.
278
00:10:38,289 --> 00:10:40,291
- Jesse.
- Not him either.
279
00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:41,945
But if there's something you
wanna talk about, I'm all ears.
280
00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:45,470
Eli, give this man
no more of your time.
281
00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:46,602
No.
282
00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:48,343
Don't dance around.
283
00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:50,040
Which one of my family
are you coming after?
284
00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:51,781
Don't worry.
285
00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:52,869
Nobody alive.
286
00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:56,699
Your wife, Aimee-Leigh.
287
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,834
She was a wonderful woman.
288
00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:02,879
Loved the world over.
289
00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:06,056
Well, I have some accounts
from the old staff, some help,
290
00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:08,668
that say she could
be very unpleasant at times.
291
00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:10,757
Lies.
292
00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:12,584
See, that's why I'd love
to sit down and talk.
293
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,325
Maybe you can tell me
what's real and what's not.
294
00:11:14,412 --> 00:11:15,283
So people get the truth.
295
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,198
Ha.
296
00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:20,636
Good luck
with your little write-up piece.
297
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:25,597
♪
298
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,512
I'm, uh...
299
00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:29,689
staying nearby.
300
00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:33,344
Rented myself a cozy cabin
in the country.
301
00:11:33,431 --> 00:11:35,520
If you change your mind,
come pay me a visit.
302
00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:36,826
Would love to have your side
of things
303
00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:40,090
for my little...write-up piece.
304
00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:45,879
Fuck him.
305
00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:47,054
Aimee-Leigh?
306
00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:56,977
♪
307
00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:26,136
♪
308
00:12:26,223 --> 00:12:29,618
Unreal. Holy shit.
309
00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:31,576
So pretty.
310
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:33,100
♪
311
00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:36,277
Watch this shit.
312
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:38,409
That's pretty fast.
313
00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:39,846
What in God's name?
314
00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:41,630
Okay, okay.
315
00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:43,023
That's a little mu--
316
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:44,459
Okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay!
317
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:45,634
Oh, shit!
318
00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:50,334
both: Oh!
319
00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:51,553
Whoo!
Got 'em.
320
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:52,946
- Whoo!
- That was good.
321
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:55,339
Whoo-whee!
322
00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,254
My man, Jesse Gems.
323
00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:59,082
- Don't scratch it.
- Making an entrance, baby.
324
00:12:59,169 --> 00:13:01,258
I come big
or I don't come at all.
325
00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:03,347
- Ain't that the truth.
- Amen.
326
00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:04,958
I almost clipped her.
You see that?
327
00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:06,786
I almost did a manslaughter.
328
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,962
Man, I'm liking
them steer horns, Jesse.
329
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:11,573
Almost as big as my steer horns.
- Oh, look out, huh?
330
00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:13,183
You gotta have steer horns
on your whip
331
00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:14,489
if you gonna be popping off
in Texas.
332
00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:17,448
Welcome to our ranch, y'all,
333
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:19,494
Casa des Lissons.
- It's gorgeous.
334
00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:21,061
What's up
with them little people
335
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:22,540
over there making noises?
336
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,238
Oh, you like
my singing angels?
337
00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:25,761
Yeah, they're
from the Lissons Kiddo Ranch.
338
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,545
It's a project close
to our hearts.
339
00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:29,721
We give street kids
and homeless orphans a life
340
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,288
they'd otherwise never have.
341
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:32,899
Introduce 'em to Christ.
342
00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:34,378
Y'all do such good work.
343
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,250
- Well, we try.
- You don't try.
344
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:37,642
You succeed.
345
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:42,299
Oh, hey,
do y'all know Joe Jonas?
346
00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:44,824
Joe Jonas
from the Jonas Brothers?
347
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:45,999
No, he--married
to "Game of Thrones"?
348
00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:47,696
I mean, I know of him.
349
00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:49,785
Them beautiful eyes.
But I don't know him.
350
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:51,308
Well,
you're 'bout to meet him.
351
00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:52,614
- What?
- Part of our investor team.
352
00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:54,572
- Get outta town.
- Mm-hmm.
353
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:55,660
Do y'all line dance?
354
00:13:58,141 --> 00:14:02,363
Well, they say
everything's bigger in Texas.
355
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:03,494
God sure is!
356
00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:07,020
Let's go, Joe Jonas!
all: Yeehaw!
357
00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:11,763
Let's show these Gemstones
what we're made of, y'all.
358
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,722
♪ I've seen a lot of places
359
00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:15,680
♪ I've been around the world
- They all know it.
360
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,033
Wow.
361
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,599
♪ I've seen
some pretty faces ♪
362
00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:23,558
♪ Been
with some beautiful girls ♪
363
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,342
Jesse, Amber,
get your butts over here!
364
00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:27,257
Come dance!
- No, no, no.
365
00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:29,085
You ain't sitting
this one out.
366
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:30,608
All right,
let's give it a shot.
367
00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:32,045
Come on now.
Don't be shy.
368
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:33,873
We family.
- Oh!
369
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,135
You gonna have to teach me how
to do this.
370
00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:36,745
- Hop it around!
- Hop it around.
371
00:14:36,832 --> 00:14:38,573
- Hop!
- ♪ 'Cause God blessed Texas
372
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,183
- There you go!
- Okay.
373
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:41,271
I knew you had Texas in you.
374
00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:42,882
Oh, girl, you got this!
375
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,492
Shake it, don't break it.
376
00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:45,841
- Oh, okay!
- ♪ He gave them a place
377
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,060
There you go. Grapevine.
378
00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:48,931
♪ Where they could dance
379
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:50,454
♪ If you wanna see heaven
380
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:52,239
♪ Brother,
here's your chance ♪
381
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:54,763
♪ I've been sent
- You're a dancing angel.
382
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,025
♪ To spread the message
383
00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:57,592
- Bum, bum.
- Bow, bow.
384
00:14:57,679 --> 00:14:59,072
all: ♪ God bless Texas
385
00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:02,075
♪ God blessed Texas
386
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:03,815
As elite Christian leaders,
387
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,601
we strive to make
our earthly world
388
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,342
more like
the kingdom of Heaven,
389
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:11,911
and this 2,000-room,
500-acre paradise
390
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:14,391
is a great place to start.
- Look at that.
391
00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:17,525
Welcome to a new Eden.
392
00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:23,052
Welcome to Zion's Landing.
393
00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:25,272
- Yes.
- Whoo! Wow.
394
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:26,577
Thank y'all.
395
00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:27,970
Whoo!
396
00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:29,363
- 'Preciate it.
- Wow, Lyle!
397
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,147
If my husband could afford it,
398
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:33,323
I'd give you that money
right now.
399
00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:34,585
Thank you, darlin'.
400
00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:35,717
He can't afford it?
401
00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:37,806
That sucks.
402
00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:39,721
Too bad.
403
00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:42,289
Zion's Landing's
gonna be sick.
404
00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:44,117
Lyle didn't have to convince me
to invest,
405
00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:45,335
but of course he did.
406
00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:46,336
Can't help myself.
407
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,167
We know who you are.
408
00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:54,649
- Excuse me?
- We...
409
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,216
- We're familiar with your work.
- Yeah.
410
00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:57,652
- The Jonas Brothers.
- The brothers.
411
00:15:57,739 --> 00:15:59,697
- Right?
- Thank you.
412
00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:01,917
Are the other brothers gonna
be involved in Zion's Landing?
413
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,701
No, you know what?
All love for the Jo bros,
414
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:05,268
but sometimes
you just gotta go solo.
415
00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:06,835
Oh, I feel ya.
416
00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:08,271
This is just
a special opportunity.
417
00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:09,533
I've always wanted
to be a hotelier
418
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,187
ever since I was a little kid.
419
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:13,189
Literally,
that's exactly my situation.
420
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:15,235
Ever since
I also was a little tiny boy,
421
00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:17,237
I've always wanted
to be a hotelier.
422
00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:18,978
- Really?
- That's wild.
423
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,805
I mean, my brother's always
giving me shit
424
00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:21,981
saying it's a wack idea,
don't invest in this and that,
425
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,591
but--
- What?
426
00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:24,940
So lame!
That's exactly the same shit
427
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,289
that my siblings
have been saying.
428
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:27,812
- Exactly the same.
- Dude.
429
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:29,684
They're like,
"You're a fucking moron.
430
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,120
"This is the dumbest thing
to spend fucking money on.
431
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:32,600
"This seems like
it's like a rip-off
432
00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:34,254
or like a pyramid scheme."
- Mm-hmm.
433
00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:35,864
And I'm just like,
"No, it doesn't at all."
434
00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:37,735
They're so wrong.
- How hard could it be?
435
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:39,259
I've stayed in a bunch
of hotels.
436
00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:41,609
Why not just...
both: Own my own?
437
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:43,350
That's wild.
438
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:45,917
Really?
439
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,484
Thought of the same damn thing
440
00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:48,746
that Joe Jonas thought
at the same time.
441
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,226
I am tripping out here.
442
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,663
I mean, we are only
at the beginning.
443
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:55,492
- Mm-hmm.
- Of a whole new era.
444
00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:57,190
To the elite few!
445
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:58,626
- Ooh, I got chills.
- I can toast to that.
446
00:16:58,713 --> 00:16:59,888
The elite few.
- Amen.
447
00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:01,063
Cheers, y'all.
448
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,630
Amen.
449
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:04,240
Oh, and you know you
in the elite few,
450
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:05,415
you can swing
that initial investment
451
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:06,851
at $10 million, am I right?
452
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:10,986
Mm-hmm.
453
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:13,293
For starters, right?
454
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,120
- Yeah, at least.
- Yeah.
455
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:18,037
all: ♪ We can have
456
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:21,692
♪ Who cares
if one more light goes out? ♪
457
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:25,870
♪ In the sky
of a million stars ♪
458
00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:27,829
Where the hell
are we gonna get $10 million?
459
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,744
I don't know, baby.
460
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:32,181
I knew this was too good
to be true.
461
00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:34,009
I mean,
these are the exact people
462
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:35,793
that we're supposed
to be associating with, right?
463
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,404
The elite.
464
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:38,883
I mean,
they're like casually friends
465
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:40,363
with celebrities.
466
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:42,278
Lyle and Lindy
are a huge step up
467
00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:43,845
from Chad and Mandy.
468
00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:46,152
I mean,
fucking Levy's damn Joe Jonas
469
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:48,110
without the money,
talent, or charisma.
470
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:50,199
Just fucking handsome
with a great head of hair
471
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:51,809
and that's it,
fucking makes me sick.
472
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,246
Baby?
473
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:54,682
We need this.
474
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:55,770
What can we do? I mean,
475
00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:57,206
can we get a loan?
476
00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:58,816
For ten milli?
Hell no, we can't.
477
00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:00,383
I got no personal equity.
478
00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:02,211
Everything's owned
by the damn church.
479
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:03,647
I can't even do
a reverse mortgage on the house
480
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:04,779
because it's
in the family trust.
481
00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:06,302
Okay, okay.
482
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:08,478
Then there's only one solution.
483
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:09,827
We gotta ask your daddy for it.
484
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:11,394
He ain't gonna give us
no money.
485
00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:13,570
He'll say no
just to teach me a lesson.
486
00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,529
Why don't you let me
talk to him?
487
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,357
Baby, I never get involved.
488
00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:19,968
And he'll know it's important
if I speak to him.
489
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:23,885
I really think I can get Eli
to listen to me on this one.
490
00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:25,408
Wear that dress
that pushes them titties up,
491
00:18:25,495 --> 00:18:26,409
the green one.
492
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:27,932
Yes, sir.
493
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:29,891
We are in control
of our own destiny.
494
00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:31,371
My silver bullet.
495
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,242
- Okay.
- And I fucking love you.
496
00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:36,985
I love you.
all: ♪ Sky of a million stars
497
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:40,206
♪ It flickers, flickers
498
00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:45,515
Ah, we've come to one
of my favorite parts,
499
00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:48,301
where we recognize
those among us
500
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:50,651
who are just discovering
Christ's love.
501
00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:53,610
Let us all give
a warm Gemstones welcome...
502
00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:55,873
- ♪ It's a bright new day
- To this month's new believers!
503
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:59,181
Come.
- ♪ His love is all around you
504
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:00,878
BJ!
505
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:04,491
- Whoo!
- ♪ New day
506
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,754
♪ Jesus has come to you
- Like newborn infants,
507
00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:10,845
they are longing
for that pure spiritual milk
508
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:14,240
so that they may grow up
into salvation.
509
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,330
I think the band's mics
are all hot.
510
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:19,158
Let's just bring
the vocals down.
511
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:20,637
That?
512
00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:22,073
Perfect. Good job.
513
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,206
- ♪ Oh
- Then the day comes...
514
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:27,644
♪ Whoa, oh, oh
515
00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:34,042
♪ Whoa, oh, oh
516
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,874
Can I offer you
some more rolls, Eli?
517
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:40,918
Don't mind if I do.
518
00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:42,355
Pass 'em over here, Red.
519
00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:43,399
Uh-huh, huh.
520
00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:44,966
Tell you what.
521
00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:46,707
I got a hell of a setup
in Memphis.
522
00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:49,797
But man, oh, man,
you have a hound dog here.
523
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:54,105
Maybe I should start
my own church.
524
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,194
Pfft.
525
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:56,891
Okay.
526
00:19:56,978 --> 00:19:59,154
It's performance art,
same as wrestling.
527
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:00,155
You got your gimmick.
528
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:02,462
You got your mic work
529
00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:04,115
and you never break kayfabe,
530
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,726
am I right?
- A little more to it than that.
531
00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:07,380
Man, I can't believe
you and Grandpa
532
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:08,946
used to wrestle together.
533
00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:10,644
- Oh, yeah.
- I mean, that's crazy.
534
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:12,559
Eli was known
as the Maniac Kid back then.
535
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:15,083
He was the poorest son
of a bitch in our league.
536
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:16,867
And look
at the motherfucker now.
537
00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:18,608
Been very fortunate.
538
00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:20,915
Work hard for the Lord
and the Lord will reward.
539
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:22,133
- Yes.
- That's right, Daddy.
540
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,005
Amen.
- Yes, he does.
541
00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:25,789
And I couldn't help but notice
that new Tesla Judy has.
542
00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:28,357
That was
a very generous gesture.
543
00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:30,229
Well, it was a wedding gift.
544
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,448
As I recall, your mother
and I gave you and Amber both
545
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:33,623
cars for yours.
- Y'all did.
546
00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:34,929
Why didn't I get a car?
547
00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:36,496
Okay, hang on just one second.
548
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:37,758
Jesse, you like that Tesla?
549
00:20:37,845 --> 00:20:39,325
Take it, okay?
550
00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:40,935
It's too complicated anyway.
551
00:20:41,022 --> 00:20:41,936
It don't even take gas.
- No, no, no.
552
00:20:42,023 --> 00:20:43,329
It ain't about the gift.
553
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:45,244
It's about the giving.
554
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:47,071
Here Judy doesn't even invite
you to her wedding,
555
00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:50,074
and yet you find your way
to still give her a reward.
556
00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:51,989
Your generosity
and constant support,
557
00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:53,817
it never goes unnoticed, Daddy.
558
00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:57,038
You are always there
for your children.
559
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:59,083
Always.
- Yuck.
560
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,911
Okay.
561
00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:03,044
Thank you, Jesse.
562
00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:05,873
And Eli,
you know I never involve myself
563
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,397
in matters pertaining
to business,
564
00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:10,269
but this time-share hotel
with the Lissons,
565
00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:11,531
it means so much.
566
00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:13,054
Well, you have my blessing.
567
00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:15,186
And I wish you luck.
- Thank you.
568
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,058
We're gonna need a little bit
more than luck though,
569
00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:18,842
unfortunately.
570
00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:21,062
Because the initial investment
is $10 million.
571
00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:22,281
- Whoo!
- Okay.
572
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:23,804
The bomb has been dropped.
573
00:21:23,891 --> 00:21:24,848
Ooh, whee!
Mama!
574
00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:26,850
Okay, I knew it.
575
00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:28,635
I'm sitting here going,
"I know something's weird,"
576
00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:30,071
and now I know it.
577
00:21:30,158 --> 00:21:31,768
That's why your whole jug
is out.
578
00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:33,466
I understand.
I thought this was happening.
579
00:21:33,553 --> 00:21:34,641
Y'all are running games.
580
00:21:34,728 --> 00:21:36,295
Her jugs are just out
581
00:21:36,382 --> 00:21:37,470
because this is what
they normally are doing.
582
00:21:37,557 --> 00:21:39,036
Yuck.
Yuck, Jesse.
583
00:21:39,123 --> 00:21:41,865
What y'all are doing right now
is gross.
584
00:21:41,952 --> 00:21:43,302
Building a new resort
ain't cheap.
585
00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:45,347
No, it is not cheap at all.
586
00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:47,567
Thank you, fucking Martin.
587
00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:50,004
But I have every faith
that we will get this money back
588
00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:51,614
and then some, Daddy.
- You told me
589
00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:53,573
y'all were doing this
on your own.
590
00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:56,358
Doing it on your own means
coming up with your own funding.
591
00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:58,969
When I started out, I barely had
two sticks to rub together.
592
00:21:59,056 --> 00:22:00,797
You have a lot more
than two sticks.
593
00:22:00,884 --> 00:22:02,321
I know I got more
than two sticks.
594
00:22:02,408 --> 00:22:03,974
You're the one saying
damn two sticks.
595
00:22:04,061 --> 00:22:05,889
Maybe getting involved
in such a big project
596
00:22:05,976 --> 00:22:07,717
isn't the best idea
for you right now.
597
00:22:07,804 --> 00:22:08,936
I was just thinking that, Daddy.
598
00:22:09,023 --> 00:22:10,590
Asshole.
599
00:22:10,677 --> 00:22:12,853
He's right.
Yeah, nice work, Dr. Tits.
600
00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:16,160
Your little beg party
is a shit show.
601
00:22:16,247 --> 00:22:17,292
Ta-ta for now.
602
00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:18,946
Yeah.
603
00:22:19,033 --> 00:22:20,817
Don't you sweat it, Jesse.
604
00:22:20,904 --> 00:22:23,167
My daddy, he turned down
all my big moneymaking ideas.
605
00:22:23,254 --> 00:22:24,604
And look at me.
606
00:22:24,691 --> 00:22:26,345
I turned out a'ight.
- Ooh.
607
00:22:26,432 --> 00:22:28,564
Look at him, Jesse.
608
00:22:28,651 --> 00:22:31,393
Well, since we've already
broke our rule
609
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,482
about talking business
at the table,
610
00:22:33,569 --> 00:22:35,876
there's something
y'all should be aware of.
611
00:22:35,963 --> 00:22:38,269
The reporter that took down
the Butterfields
612
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,793
is in our backyard.
613
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,535
Says he's doing some piece
on us.
614
00:22:42,622 --> 00:22:45,233
Probably just trying to stir
the pot, dig up some dirt.
615
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:46,930
Daddy, you let me handle this.
616
00:22:47,017 --> 00:22:48,323
I'll put a crew together
617
00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:49,933
and I'll send him
a fucking message
618
00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:51,587
that he is sniffing
the wrong dog's asshole!
619
00:22:51,674 --> 00:22:53,154
There we go.
620
00:22:53,241 --> 00:22:54,721
What we're gonna do
is nothing.
621
00:22:54,808 --> 00:22:56,984
Operate like he doesn't exist.
622
00:22:57,071 --> 00:22:58,812
Anybody ask any questions,
623
00:22:58,899 --> 00:23:00,596
tell 'em to talk
to our legal team.
624
00:23:00,683 --> 00:23:02,729
I'm hearing this,
and I'm processing it,
625
00:23:02,816 --> 00:23:04,600
and I'm just thinking
the only way we put
626
00:23:04,687 --> 00:23:06,080
this to an end, Daddy,
627
00:23:06,167 --> 00:23:07,864
is if I go seduce this man.
628
00:23:07,951 --> 00:23:09,779
You know,
get some intel through turn-ons,
629
00:23:09,866 --> 00:23:11,172
hand-holds, eye contacts.
630
00:23:11,259 --> 00:23:13,653
Jack him off just a little bit.
631
00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:17,787
No, what we're gonna do
is zip our lips, like I said.
632
00:23:17,874 --> 00:23:19,789
Well, I'm just gonna go
on record saying I think
633
00:23:19,876 --> 00:23:22,575
it'd be better if Judy at least
jacked this fella off
634
00:23:22,662 --> 00:23:24,054
than do nothing at all.
635
00:23:24,141 --> 00:23:25,404
Daddy,
I could just get him hungry.
636
00:23:25,491 --> 00:23:27,580
This is another
super bad choice
637
00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:29,712
made by the current
church leader.
638
00:23:29,799 --> 00:23:32,193
As much as it pains
for me to say this,
639
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:33,934
Jesse's not totally wrong here.
640
00:23:34,021 --> 00:23:35,936
Ignoring things
is not how you deal with them
641
00:23:36,023 --> 00:23:37,285
in the social media age.
642
00:23:37,372 --> 00:23:38,591
You gotta own things.
643
00:23:38,678 --> 00:23:40,636
I don't care what y'all think.
644
00:23:40,723 --> 00:23:42,682
Stay out of it!
- Eli.
645
00:23:42,769 --> 00:23:45,467
What do you say me and you go
pay that reporter a visit?
646
00:23:45,554 --> 00:23:47,469
Deal with him like we did
back in the old days.
647
00:23:47,556 --> 00:23:51,473
That's enough, enough.
Everybody, just leave it alone.
648
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,562
Dad, what the hell's
he talking about "the old days?"
649
00:23:53,649 --> 00:23:55,564
Probably about slapping
buttholes, sucking dicks.
650
00:23:55,651 --> 00:23:56,609
Enough!
651
00:23:56,696 --> 00:24:03,616
♪
652
00:24:07,924 --> 00:24:09,883
J--Judes!
653
00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:12,451
Uh-uh, how y'all gonna roll up
in my house without knocking?
654
00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:13,539
Come on, bitch.
Get your shit.
655
00:24:13,626 --> 00:24:14,801
Duty calls.
656
00:24:14,888 --> 00:24:15,932
Oh, hey, y'all.
657
00:24:16,019 --> 00:24:17,630
Are we going somewhere?
658
00:24:17,717 --> 00:24:19,458
- You're not!
- This is a private meeting
659
00:24:19,545 --> 00:24:22,330
for real family members,
not damn married-in ones.
660
00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:23,505
Scoot along, BJ.
661
00:24:23,592 --> 00:24:24,637
You're not real family.
662
00:24:24,724 --> 00:24:26,203
What the fuck, y'all?
663
00:24:26,290 --> 00:24:27,378
You guys know
I'm a believer now.
664
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:28,684
I'm getting baptized.
665
00:24:28,771 --> 00:24:29,729
Well, guess what.
666
00:24:29,816 --> 00:24:30,991
That adds up to nothing.
667
00:24:31,078 --> 00:24:32,775
Go.
- Bye, bitch!
668
00:24:32,862 --> 00:24:35,125
God, why y'all
gotta be so ruthless?
669
00:24:35,212 --> 00:24:37,650
We need to discuss
the survival of our family.
670
00:24:37,737 --> 00:24:38,912
You know I'm right.
671
00:24:38,999 --> 00:24:40,914
Daddy is fucking up.
672
00:24:41,001 --> 00:24:43,177
This reporter has us
in his crosshairs.
673
00:24:43,264 --> 00:24:44,744
The Butterfields tried
to ignore him,
674
00:24:44,831 --> 00:24:46,572
and he turned them
into laughingstocks.
675
00:24:46,659 --> 00:24:48,617
The move is we talk to him.
676
00:24:48,704 --> 00:24:49,966
Steer the narrative.
677
00:24:50,053 --> 00:24:51,881
Okay, so how we gonna do that?
678
00:24:51,968 --> 00:24:53,535
Well, Martin says
he's staying nearby in a cabin.
679
00:24:53,622 --> 00:24:55,058
I say we go sniff him out.
680
00:24:55,145 --> 00:24:56,799
All right,
go make friends with him.
681
00:24:56,886 --> 00:24:58,105
Maybe I'll seduce him
a little bit.
682
00:24:58,192 --> 00:24:59,106
Sure, whatever.
683
00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:02,805
Hey!
BJ, I see you watching us.
684
00:25:02,892 --> 00:25:04,328
We know you're not
on the phone.
685
00:25:04,415 --> 00:25:05,895
BJ, you can be there
if you want.
686
00:25:05,982 --> 00:25:07,288
We know you're not
on the phone.
687
00:25:07,375 --> 00:25:08,811
God.
688
00:25:08,898 --> 00:25:10,509
Look,
I take no pleasure in this,
689
00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:11,988
but we're gonna do this one
by the books.
690
00:25:12,075 --> 00:25:13,903
That means no knives,
no kubotans,
691
00:25:13,990 --> 00:25:15,731
no weapons whatsoever.
692
00:25:15,818 --> 00:25:17,777
We go there only armed
with our minds
693
00:25:17,864 --> 00:25:19,692
and our fucking manners.
694
00:25:19,779 --> 00:25:22,651
And we make damn sure
we handle this like grown-ups.
695
00:25:22,738 --> 00:25:24,740
Can y'all do that?
696
00:25:24,827 --> 00:25:26,176
Grown-ups.
697
00:25:26,263 --> 00:25:28,135
Grown-ups.
698
00:25:28,222 --> 00:25:30,441
Goddamn,
we are the new generation.
699
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:31,791
Let's go save
our fucking family.
700
00:25:31,878 --> 00:25:38,798
♪
701
00:26:06,652 --> 00:26:08,305
Jesus.
702
00:26:08,392 --> 00:26:11,178
Don't touch anything.
It'll close itself.
703
00:26:11,265 --> 00:26:13,659
What if he ain't home?
704
00:26:13,746 --> 00:26:15,008
There's a car right there, dummy.
705
00:26:17,053 --> 00:26:18,098
Oh, he's home.
706
00:26:18,185 --> 00:26:19,403
Look, the door's open.
707
00:26:25,453 --> 00:26:26,802
TV's on.
708
00:26:26,889 --> 00:26:28,021
Mr. Block?
709
00:26:28,108 --> 00:26:29,283
It's the Gemstone children.
710
00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:31,720
You spoke with our daddy.
711
00:26:31,807 --> 00:26:34,593
He probably spoke very rudely
with you and...
712
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,682
and you didn't deserve that.
713
00:26:36,769 --> 00:26:38,509
Yeah,
our daddy is a real asshole.
714
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:40,381
And we're not like him.
715
00:26:40,468 --> 00:26:42,426
We are the new generation
of Christian thought-leaders
716
00:26:42,513 --> 00:26:45,255
at the church, and we like
to do things our own way.
717
00:26:45,342 --> 00:26:47,475
That's why we'd like
to come here and participate
718
00:26:47,562 --> 00:26:49,912
in the story
if you would like that.
719
00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:54,264
Mr. Block?
720
00:26:54,351 --> 00:26:55,788
Stupid and I'm like,
"Say something."
721
00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:57,006
And he's like...
722
00:26:57,093 --> 00:26:58,399
Maybe it's his wine times.
723
00:26:58,486 --> 00:26:59,705
Maybe he's in the bubble bath.
724
00:26:59,792 --> 00:27:01,271
We don't know.
725
00:27:01,358 --> 00:27:02,838
Man, I'm just looking
at this door.
726
00:27:02,925 --> 00:27:04,318
It's just standing wide open.
- I know.
727
00:27:04,405 --> 00:27:05,754
Shit,
I'm thinking the same thing.
728
00:27:05,841 --> 00:27:07,234
Seems like one
of them situations
729
00:27:07,321 --> 00:27:08,235
where we just go inside,
doesn't it?
730
00:27:08,322 --> 00:27:09,366
Totally.
731
00:27:09,453 --> 00:27:11,760
Uh, no, it doesn't.
732
00:27:11,847 --> 00:27:13,153
This is not what we talked about.
733
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,154
Breaking and entering?
734
00:27:14,241 --> 00:27:15,721
Absolutely not.
735
00:27:15,808 --> 00:27:17,374
Needle nuts,
the door is wide open.
736
00:27:17,461 --> 00:27:18,419
This ain't breaking,
this is just entering.
737
00:27:18,506 --> 00:27:19,681
That's totally legal.
738
00:27:19,768 --> 00:27:20,813
Oh, you don't know anything
739
00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:21,901
about laws, Jesse.
740
00:27:21,988 --> 00:27:22,945
Okay, like you do.
741
00:27:23,032 --> 00:27:24,251
No, I'm out.
742
00:27:24,338 --> 00:27:25,687
Peace, latro.
743
00:27:25,774 --> 00:27:26,906
Gimme the keys.
I'm serious.
744
00:27:26,993 --> 00:27:28,255
I'm gonna go wait in the car.
745
00:27:28,342 --> 00:27:29,735
- Fine.
- Give me the key.
746
00:27:29,822 --> 00:27:30,910
Go clench your asshole
in the car, boy.
747
00:27:30,997 --> 00:27:32,215
We'll save our family.
748
00:27:32,302 --> 00:27:34,130
Is he really not gonna help?
749
00:27:34,217 --> 00:27:35,958
- Of course he's not.
- Go clench your own asshole.
750
00:27:36,045 --> 00:27:37,481
Probably can't.
It's probably gaping
751
00:27:37,568 --> 00:27:39,745
because
of BJ's big ol' ding dong.
752
00:27:39,832 --> 00:27:41,398
That boy's a freak.
753
00:27:41,485 --> 00:27:42,878
Y'all bunch
a bunch of criminals.
754
00:27:42,965 --> 00:27:44,663
Idiots.
755
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:51,017
♪
756
00:27:51,104 --> 00:27:52,627
Mr. Block?
757
00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:53,759
We come in peace.
758
00:27:53,846 --> 00:27:56,065
We mean you no harm.
759
00:27:56,152 --> 00:27:57,371
Just a little chitchat.
760
00:27:59,373 --> 00:28:00,679
We just wanted to take you up
on your generous offer
761
00:28:00,766 --> 00:28:01,854
to talk.
762
00:28:01,941 --> 00:28:03,377
♪
763
00:28:03,464 --> 00:28:05,422
Is nobody home?
764
00:28:05,509 --> 00:28:07,033
I don't know, it's weird.
765
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:12,125
♪
766
00:28:12,212 --> 00:28:14,040
Come on!
767
00:28:14,127 --> 00:28:21,090
♪
768
00:28:34,234 --> 00:28:35,975
Oh!
769
00:28:36,062 --> 00:28:37,063
Oh...
770
00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:40,675
♪
771
00:28:42,503 --> 00:28:43,896
I guess we could email
this dude or something.
772
00:28:47,551 --> 00:28:51,338
♪
773
00:28:51,425 --> 00:28:53,209
Holy shit.
774
00:28:54,341 --> 00:28:56,386
He's dead.
775
00:28:56,473 --> 00:28:57,953
Guys!
776
00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,346
There's a--
Oh!
777
00:29:01,435 --> 00:29:03,002
- It's on me!
- Ah!
778
00:29:03,089 --> 00:29:04,743
Is it on me?
Fuck! I'm close to it.
779
00:29:04,830 --> 00:29:06,048
Damn it!
Get up!
780
00:29:06,135 --> 00:29:07,006
God damn it!
781
00:29:10,183 --> 00:29:11,750
♪
782
00:29:11,837 --> 00:29:13,534
No!
783
00:29:13,621 --> 00:29:15,405
♪
784
00:29:15,492 --> 00:29:16,929
There's dead bodies out here
too!
785
00:29:17,016 --> 00:29:18,278
Watch out!
786
00:29:18,365 --> 00:29:19,845
Open the doors, Kelvin!
787
00:29:21,455 --> 00:29:22,935
Open them!
788
00:29:23,022 --> 00:29:24,458
I am as soon
as I can find this--
789
00:29:24,545 --> 00:29:25,938
Come on!
Get the fucking door open!
790
00:29:26,025 --> 00:29:27,374
Open the fucking door!
791
00:29:27,461 --> 00:29:28,897
Get in, get in,
get in, get in!
792
00:29:28,984 --> 00:29:29,898
He was dead.
He was fucking dead!
793
00:29:29,985 --> 00:29:31,160
Kelvin, shut his door!
794
00:29:31,247 --> 00:29:32,379
Shut my door!
Let's go!
795
00:29:32,466 --> 00:29:33,946
Fuck, now mine's opening!
796
00:29:34,033 --> 00:29:34,816
Come on!
Someone shut the fucking--
797
00:29:34,903 --> 00:29:36,513
I'm trying!
798
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,211
All we have to do is
just think for a second!
799
00:29:38,298 --> 00:29:40,082
No, we don't have to think!
We have to drive!
800
00:29:40,169 --> 00:29:41,431
All right, my door's
fucking opening back up now!
801
00:29:41,518 --> 00:29:43,390
- I'm trying!
- God damn it!
802
00:29:43,477 --> 00:29:44,565
I'm ready to go and then
you're making the door open!
803
00:29:44,652 --> 00:29:46,088
I'm not making it do anything!
804
00:29:46,175 --> 00:29:47,873
Okay, just going up
and fucking down!
805
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,309
Judy, don't you know how to use
this fucking car?
806
00:29:49,396 --> 00:29:51,006
Oh, someone's here!
807
00:29:51,093 --> 00:29:52,442
Go, go, go!
- Move your fucking car, Judy!
808
00:29:52,529 --> 00:29:54,401
♪
809
00:29:54,488 --> 00:29:55,924
Holy shit.
810
00:29:56,011 --> 00:29:58,318
Go, go, go!
- I'm trying to go!
811
00:29:58,405 --> 00:30:00,320
I hate it!
I hate this car!
812
00:30:01,930 --> 00:30:03,366
Yuck, yuck, yuck!
813
00:30:03,453 --> 00:30:04,803
Yuck, yuck, yuck!
814
00:30:04,890 --> 00:30:06,848
Daddy!
Open up!
815
00:30:06,935 --> 00:30:08,589
It's your children, Daddy!
816
00:30:08,676 --> 00:30:09,982
It's an emergency!
817
00:30:10,069 --> 00:30:12,071
Wake up, Daddy!
818
00:30:12,158 --> 00:30:13,899
Is that Daddy's car?
819
00:30:13,986 --> 00:30:15,248
Answer!
820
00:30:16,423 --> 00:30:17,772
Hey!
821
00:30:24,213 --> 00:30:26,128
Why are you kids
in my fountain?
822
00:30:26,215 --> 00:30:28,565
Where the hell
are you two coming from?
823
00:30:28,652 --> 00:30:30,480
Um, uh, doing business.
824
00:30:30,567 --> 00:30:31,960
Church business.
825
00:30:32,047 --> 00:30:33,614
Daddy,
is that blood on your pants?
826
00:30:33,701 --> 00:30:35,094
Huh?
Oh.
827
00:30:35,181 --> 00:30:37,096
Uh...
828
00:30:37,183 --> 00:30:38,749
Uh...
829
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:41,013
Uh...
- Uh, don't be silly.
830
00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:42,492
Blood, come on.
831
00:30:42,579 --> 00:30:44,059
Oh.
832
00:30:44,146 --> 00:30:46,670
I had to move
a dead deer off the road.
833
00:30:46,757 --> 00:30:48,803
I must've got some on me.
834
00:30:48,890 --> 00:30:49,804
From the deer.
835
00:30:49,891 --> 00:30:52,459
It's deer blood.
836
00:30:52,546 --> 00:30:54,591
It is blood, yes.
837
00:30:54,678 --> 00:30:57,681
So...
838
00:30:57,768 --> 00:30:59,509
what do y'all need?
839
00:31:04,297 --> 00:31:06,125
♪ Where did you go?
840
00:31:06,212 --> 00:31:07,866
♪ Who were you with?
841
00:31:07,953 --> 00:31:11,739
♪ Does everybody
want to know? ♪
842
00:31:11,826 --> 00:31:14,046
♪ Don't give up
843
00:31:14,133 --> 00:31:16,570
♪ Give in
844
00:31:16,657 --> 00:31:20,008
♪ 'Cause everybody wants
to sin ♪
845
00:31:20,095 --> 00:31:22,358
♪ Won't give up
846
00:31:22,445 --> 00:31:24,926
♪ Give in
847
00:31:25,013 --> 00:31:27,886
♪ 'Cause everybody wants
to sin ♪
848
00:31:27,973 --> 00:31:34,936
♪
849
00:31:37,547 --> 00:31:39,462
♪ What was the time?
850
00:31:39,549 --> 00:31:41,595
♪ Where was the place?
851
00:31:41,682 --> 00:31:45,512
♪ And what was
your circumstance? ♪
852
00:31:45,599 --> 00:31:47,296
♪ I'm sick of the words
853
00:31:47,383 --> 00:31:49,429
♪ All the pomp and the pose
854
00:31:49,516 --> 00:31:53,302
♪ Don't you know it's bad
for your health? ♪
855
00:31:53,389 --> 00:31:55,696
♪ Won't give up
856
00:31:55,783 --> 00:31:58,133
♪ Give in
857
00:31:58,220 --> 00:32:02,355
♪ 'Cause everybody wants
to sin ♪
858
00:32:02,442 --> 00:32:06,446
♪ Everybody wants to sin
859
00:32:06,533 --> 00:32:08,839
♪ Everybody wants to sin
860
00:32:10,580 --> 00:32:13,409
♪ Everybody wants to sin
861
00:32:13,496 --> 00:32:15,107
♪
862
00:32:15,194 --> 00:32:18,414
♪ Everybody wants to sin
863
00:32:18,501 --> 00:32:20,460
♪ Give up
864
00:32:20,547 --> 00:32:22,505
♪ Give in
865
00:32:22,592 --> 00:32:24,594
♪ Give up
866
00:32:24,681 --> 00:32:27,075
♪ Give in
867
00:32:27,162 --> 00:32:30,209
♪ Everybody wants to sin
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