Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {1982}{2058}Well, what do you want?|Can't a man have a little privacy here? {2062}{2137}- The check, Mr. Miller.|- Oh, the check. {2143}{2202}- Is this check any good?|- Why, yes, sir. {2206}{2259}Well, we'll soon find out.|There you are. {2263}{2318}- Thank you.|- Don't give me that "thank you" stuff. {2322}{2366}Mr. Miller... {2370}{2463}...many times I have seen your company|rehearsing on the 19th floor. {2467}{2577}Please, I would like to play the part|of the Polish miner. {2583}{2637}My advice to you is to stay|where you are. {2641}{2757}Most actors would be tickled to death|to get as close to a lamb chop as you. {2761}{2809}You're wanted on the phone.|Right over here. {2813}{2849}Give him a dime. {2872}{2902}Hello? {2906}{2975}Oh, Christine. Oh, hello, babe.|How are you? {2979}{3028}I'm gonna be a little late. {3037}{3130}But I can't leave until Mr. Fremont|goes to lunch. Is that all right? {3134}{3204}Get to rehearsal as soon as you can.|I'm making a star of you... {3208}{3263}...and you only invested|$250 in the show. {3267}{3329}All right. Bye. {3356}{3395}Please, impresario... {3399}{3458}...I read you what|the Russian critic, Yakubovich... {3462}{3545}...say about my interpretation|of Uncle Vanya. {3688}{3731}Very interesting. When did he say that? {3735}{3789}Just before he was shot. {3802}{3886}It is just like in America,|three and a half stars! {3890}{3998}And then, in the second act,|with 300 peasants doing the kazatsky. {4248}{4301}Excuse me, Mr. Gribble. {4354}{4391}Gordon, I wanna talk to you. {4395}{4473}Look, Joe, I never like to talk to|a hotel manager on a full stomach. {4477}{4510}This whole thing is a mess. {4514}{4565}If you're referring to that meal,|you're right. {4570}{4641}I knew this would happen.|I shouldn't have let you in this hotel. {4646}{4735}Joe, you mustn't be impatient.|I'll pay once I find backers for my show. {4739}{4818}After all, you can't shake suckers|out of your sleeve. {4823}{4870}Anyhow, I can't. {5095}{5136}Gordon, I'm in a terrible spot. {5140}{5234}Mr. Wagner, the supervising director,|is downstairs now, inspecting the books. {5238}{5313}Wagner? I thought he wasn't coming|for another two months. {5318}{5410}He walked in on me unexpectedly.|He'll discover your bill any minute. {5414}{5512}Twelve hundred dollars' worth of credit to|a shoestring producer. How will I explain it? {5516}{5598}If he finds out you're my brother-in-law,|it'll cost me my job. {5602}{5635}It was a business proposition. {5639}{5713}In return for a little credit|to me and 22 of my actors... {5718}{5770}...I gave you a 10 percent interest|in the show. {5774}{5827}Don't forget, you begged to get in. {5831}{5906}You mean I was railroaded into it|by you and Flossie. {5938}{5999}You do me a favor and keep|your wife's name out of this. {6003}{6064}Do you realize you're talking about|the woman you love? {6068}{6165}And besides, she happens to be my sister.|On my mother's side. {6186}{6221}Hello, boss. {6226}{6282}- The rehearsal, she's wonderful.|- Hello, Binelli. {6286}{6322}Yes, sir, it's wonderful. {6326}{6425}I still think it's a terrible play,|but it makes a wonderful rehearsal. {6429}{6494}- Hello, room service.|- Just a minute, Binelli. {6498}{6535}You can't eat here anymore. {6539}{6597}There's only one thing to do.|I'll have to scram. {6601}{6659}I can't let you skip.|You have to leave your luggage. {6663}{6718}All right, but we can wear|a lot of clothes. {6722}{6785}Hey, Binelli. Put on three of my suits. {6798}{6870}Give me room 1922. Faker? {6874}{6942}Here we go again.|Come on down, give us a hand. {6946}{7018}You don't want 22 people skipping|all in one day, do you? {7022}{7095}- Of course not, but...|- Joe, their bills are charged to me. {7099}{7138}So they can't be held responsible. {7142}{7226}The minute I'm out, the whole cast|will re-register under their own names. {7230}{7305}Starting today, instead of one big bill,|you'll have 22 little ones. {7310}{7386}Hello? Joe, it's for you. {7423}{7458}Hello. {7482}{7526}Oh, yes, Mr. Wagner. I'll be right down. {7530}{7569}I'll be out of here in 15 minutes. {7590}{7678}Seventeen years in the hotel business,|and I have to pull a stunt like this. {8036}{8114}This only goes to prove what I|always said. The hotel is no good. {8118}{8207}I'm afraid you're right, Binelli.|Say, can you put me up for the night? {8211}{8273}Yes, but you'll have to sleep|on the shelf. {8277}{8341}- What's the matter with the floor?|- I'm on the floor. {8346}{8381}What happened to the bed? {8385}{8440}Can't get it out of the wall. {8482}{8538}Come on, Faker, give us a hand. {8580}{8661}- I see you came prepared.|- No, he just don't believe in shirts. {8665}{8719}Oh, an atheist, eh? {8793}{8865}- Say, maybe he can put me up for the night.|- At the Metropole? {8870}{8957}Don't stop there, boss. That's the worst|schlock house on Eighth Avenue. {8962}{9055}Well, looks like I'll have to|curl up on the shelf with you. {9059}{9101}Sure. You're much better off. {9105}{9181}Besides, you'd have to sleep|sideways at his place. {9232}{9283}I thought he had a large bed over there. {9287}{9385}He has, but four other guys live with him.|They're packed in like a bunch of sardines. {9668}{9716}- What, running out again?|- Hello, beautiful. {9720}{9772}You can't leave.|I found a backer for you. {9776}{9817}- He's coming up here.|- Who is he? {9821}{9914}He's an investing agent named Jenkins.|He wanted an interview with Fremont. {9918}{10001}- He has money to invest in a play.|- What kind of a straitjacket did he wear? {10006}{10085}I talked him out of working with Fremont.|I told him about you, Gordon. {10089}{10178}I gave him a copy of {y:i}Hail and Farewell,|which he's reading this very minute. {10182}{10234}Too bad you made the appointment|up here. {10238}{10309}I don't know what to do.|If I stay, I may lose the cast. {10313}{10409}- If you don't, you'll lose your backer.|- But you must be here when he comes. {10413}{10499}- That may be Mr. Jenkins now.|- Man the pumps, boys. {10614}{10657}Just a minute. {10772}{10828}- Mr. Gordon Miller?|- In the flesh. {10832}{10884}- My name is Davis.|- Davis? {10888}{10951}Yes, the author of {y:i}Hail and Farewell. {10955}{11010}Oh, well, this is a surprise. {11014}{11073}I guess I should have telegraphed you|I was coming. {11077}{11165}Not at all. Don't mind the room.|We were just cleaning up a bit. {11169}{11235}- I hope I'm not intruding.|- Certainly not. {11239}{11312}This is Miss Marlowe,|who's gonna star in your play. {11316}{11359}This is Mr. Binelli, my assistant. {11363}{11428}And this is Mr. Englund,|the brains of the organization. {11432}{11493}That'll give you an idea|of the organization. {11525}{11587}Well, I guess I'll go down and register. {11591}{11642}You intend to check in here? {11656}{11746}Well, before I do that, there's something|I'd like to talk to you about. {11754}{11828}You see, I haven't any money to speak of. {11868}{11922}I was depending on the advance. {11934}{12008}Davis, I could give you the money.|It's really of no importance. {12012}{12066}But my advice to you is|to go back home... {12070}{12129}...and let me send for you|a week before we open. {12133}{12228}Oh, but you see, I've left home for good.|I've burned my bridges behind me. {12232}{12293}I see, but you could go back|if you wanted to? {12298}{12354}My mother seemed very happy when I left. {12358}{12392}Only a mother's mask. {12396}{12489}At this moment, she may be sitting|at the fireside, wringing her hands. {12493}{12566}- But we have no fireside.|- You have no fireside? {12570}{12633}How do you listen to|the president's speeches? {12682}{12733}When does the next bus leave|for Oswego? {12738}{12818}- Excuse me, Miss Marlowe...|- Soon you'll be thanking me for this. {12822}{12851}I appreciate your advice... {12855}{12904}The next bus leaves at 9 to. Hurry. {12908}{12974}- It's an air-cooled bus.|- I'll help you down with your bags. {12978}{13069}- This is your most important decision ever.|- Now, wait a minute. {13073}{13165}I don't want to appear stubborn,|but I'm afraid I couldn't go back now. {13169}{13198}Now, listen, Davis... {13202}{13269}If you people have lost interest|in my play, say so. {13273}{13337}- It isn't that.|- I'm sure Morton Fremont would buy it. {13341}{13405}- I've got a letter of introduction to him.|- Fremont? {13410}{13451}I guess you've heard of him. {13455}{13530}I'm beginning to see your point.|You just don't wanna go home. {13534}{13593}- Well, that's it.|- No use forcing our opinion on him. {13597}{13634}It might make him neurotic. {13638}{13676}Now, about this advance. {13680}{13738}All you actually need it for|is board and lodging? {13742}{13790}- Yes.|- Davis, your problem is solved. {13794}{13832}You move right in here with us. {13836}{13882}No, no, not another word.|You're my guest. {13886}{13937}This is Liberty Hall. {13942}{14011}- You mean live with you?|- Precisely. {14015}{14091}Oh, thanks. Thanks a lot. {14143}{14178}Oh, by the way, Davis... {14182}{14280}...if you happen to have any money on you,|let me put it in my vault downstairs. {14284}{14324}I have 67 cents. {14328}{14399}You got 67 cents, and you're|asking us for an advance? {14403}{14443}He's always clowning. {14447}{14509}Well, if you fellas don't mind,|I think I'll wash up. {14514}{14582}Yeah, go ahead.|The rest of us are already washed-up. {14586}{14672}There's only one thing to do. I'll ask|Mr. Fremont for an advance on my salary. {14714}{14813}Thanks. I still have some cinders left|in my ears from that train ride. {14817}{14877}Save them for fuel, Davis.|It looks like a hard winter. {14984}{15017}Faker, I'm surprised at you. {15021}{15098}Yeah, you ought to be ashamed of yourself,|robbing a stranger. {15194}{15253}I think he's reforming.|He didn't steal the picture. {15257}{15317}Yes, that's the first|encouraging sign I've seen. {15321}{15393}Now I know how Gypsy Rose Lee feels. {15433}{15485}{y:i}Hail and Farewell. {15490}{15558}Author, author, author! {15581}{15644}Hello? Who wants Binelli? {15648}{15695}Hold on. Do you know any policeman? {15699}{15743}Policeman? What's his number? {15747}{15783}Hello? {15787}{15821}What's that? {15825}{15899}But, officer, this is the first|I hear about this. {15998}{16058}Okey-doke. I be right over. {16108}{16178}Well, what do you know about that?|I've just been dispossessed. {16182}{16217}Dispossessed? From that rattrap? {16221}{16271}I know what I'll do.|I'll hock the typewriter. {16275}{16324}- Oh, no, you don't.|- You explain it to Davis. {16328}{16374}Never mind him.|I'm gonna hock it myself. {16378}{16440}I need it more than you do.|The cop's giving me a ticket. {16444}{16496}- My moose head is blocking the fire pump.|- Wait. {16500}{16546}I can't wait!|I tell you, I gotta have it! {16550}{16633}If I don't hurry up, the cop is gonna|dispossess me from the sidewalk. {16647}{16730}Say, this certainly is a nice bathroom. {16734}{16802}I never lived in a hotel before. {16830}{16903}- I had a valet come and lay out your things.|- Oh, thanks. {16907}{16986}I'll go down to register for you.|If anyone calls, I'll be right back. {17116}{17152}Hello? {17158}{17244}Is this the We Never Sleep|Collection Agency? {17248}{17330}Well, this is Leo Davis of Oswego. {17339}{17457}No, I'm living here at|the Hotel White Way, room 920. {17464}{17518}Yeah, that's right. {17530}{17608}Well, I got behind in my payments|on the typewriter... {17612}{17685}...and they turned it over to you|for collection. {17691}{17798}Now, if you'll send a man over here,|I'd be only too glad to pay off the balance. {17802}{17838}Come in. {17842}{17892}Oh, that's quite all right. {17896}{17937}Goodbye. {18014}{18082}Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that|this was Mr. Miller's room. {18086}{18154}It is. He'll be right back. {18158}{18190}Are you an actress? {18198}{18271}No. No, I'm the manager's secretary,|Miss Manny. {18275}{18331}Well, what will I tell Mr. Miller? {18335}{18371}Why, nothing. {18375}{18413}I mean... {18417}{18493}- No, no, it's not important.|- Excuse me. {18498}{18538}What did you say your name was? {18542}{18591}Manny. Hilda Manny. {18595}{18657}I used to know somebody|called Manny up in Oswego. {18661}{18690}Oscar Manny? {18694}{18745}Yeah. He used to give me piano lessons. {18750}{18779}Why, he's my uncle. {18783}{18874}You don't tell me.|Well, what do you know. {18918}{19001}- Well, won't you sit down?|- Thank you. {19081}{19133}Would you care for a chocolate? {19137}{19182}- I got them on the train.|- Thanks. {19195}{19250}Twelve hundred dollars. {19261}{19317}Gribble, I can't understand|what's going on here. {19321}{19394}- You say Miller skipped?|- So I was given to understand, Mr. Wagner. {19398}{19482}- When did he skip?|- Well, I'm not sure. {19558}{19629}I just want to know one thing, Gribble: {19634}{19687}What in blazes goes on|inside that head of yours? {19691}{19721}Mr. Wagner, I explained. {19725}{19770}The credit limit of this unit is $500. {19774}{19878}Miller kept stringing me along from|day to day, showing me backers, telegrams. {19882}{19933}I never expected him to skip. {19937}{20009}He's a crook, a deadbeat.|If I catch him, I'll have him arrested. {20014}{20122}I'm sorry. I'll have to charge you with the|difference between the limit and the loss. {20126}{20167}It'll be exactly $ 700. {20171}{20214}- Mr. Wagner, I protest!|- Gribble! {20238}{20314}I was sent here to put|this unit on its feet. {20327}{20407}If I succeed, there's a vice-presidency|waiting for me. {20411}{20475}And I'm not gonna let anybody|stand in my way! {20479}{20559}I'm going up to room 920|and find out for myself! {20610}{20664}You know, I almost forgot|what I came in for. {20668}{20743}But since you wrote the show,|I can ask you instead of Mr. Miller. {20747}{20830}You see, it's...|Well, it's about an actor. {20850}{20931}- Someone you like?|- Oh, I think he's wonderful. {20935}{20969}Oh, I see. {20990}{21042}Well, he's a waiter in the hotel. {21046}{21106}He was a big star in Russia|in the Moscow Art Theater. {21128}{21161}The Moscow Art Theater? {21172}{21225}He could play the father|in {y:i}Hail and Farewell. {21229}{21317}He's quite a middle-aged man,|and, well, he's getting so discouraged. {21321}{21359}Anything you can do for him would... {21363}{21446}Gee, I just can't picture you|with a middle-aged man. {21457}{21498}But I don't... {21515}{21598}No, no. It's nothing like that.|It's just a favor I'm doing him. {21618}{21667}Oh, I see. {21671}{21773}Well, sure. I'd be glad to hear|him act anytime. Anytime. {21777}{21841}Say, who knows?|I may be discovering a great actor. {21846}{21901}Oh, you've made me so happy. {21958}{22015}Well, I guess I'd really|better be going now. {22019}{22090}Thanks for everything|and for the chocolates too. {22094}{22174}Maybe I could hear|that Russian actor act now. {22178}{22240}That is, I'd like to meet him|if you could be there too. {22244}{22292}Well, that's wonderful. Come on down. {22296}{22334}Well, keen. {22376}{22424}I'll get him to act for us|on the mezzanine. {22428}{22465}Swell. {22810}{22861}I can't understand this, Gribble. {22866}{22909}They checked in Davis without cleaning? {22913}{22947}That's what the clerk said. {22951}{23032}Gribble, the more I get into this thing,|the less I seem to know. {23036}{23097}But there's one thing I'm sure of: {23101}{23177}There's a screw loose in this hotel|somewhere, and I'm gonna find it! {23182}{23257}- If you'd give me a chance to investigate...|- Investigate? {23261}{23307}You allow this chiseler to move in... {23311}{23356}...move in 22 other people... {23360}{23442}...22 people I can't even find! And now... {23566}{23628}You're Mr. Davis? {23632}{23714}- Mr. Miller, perhaps?|- No, wrong again. {23718}{23778}Jumping butterballs,|they've checked in another man! {23782}{23826}- That makes 23!|- There must be a mistake. {23830}{23894}I'll say there is.|Who's living here, anyway? {23901}{23994}I'll take that.|I'll find out what's going on here. {24006}{24077}Boy, I had a tough time getting him|through the revolving door. {24081}{24114}Don't talk to me. {24119}{24151}What's that? {24155}{24233}In the dining room?|I'll be right down. {24237}{24292}Don't leave this room, Gribble.|I have work to do. {24296}{24431}There are 22 people having dinner|down there and charging it all to Miller! {24458}{24505}Jumping butterballs! {24509}{24550}He's mad. {24581}{24659}- I thought Gordon was gonna skip.|- He's not the skipper he used to be. {24663}{24725}We're expecting a backer,|so we had to change our plans. {24729}{24813}Yes, and Wagner's charging me with $ 700|of Miller's bill. Me, personally. {24817}{24865}Kiss me, Joe.|Christine brought me a backer. {24869}{24937}Backer, backer.|I'm sick of hearing that word. {24941}{24989}Then you went and registered this Davis. {24993}{25030}Anybody want me? {25034}{25069}- Are you Davis?|- Leave it to me. {25073}{25131}- Have you any money?|- Why, no, I haven't. {25135}{25194}Are you from the We Never Sleep|Collection Agency? {25198}{25234}I'm the hotel manager. {25238}{25318}Let me tell you something.|There's $ 1200 charged against this room. {25322}{25386}And if you move in here too,|I'll bill you for half of it. {25390}{25458}Say, what sort of a hotel is this? {25462}{25527}You move in, and you owe $600|right away. {25531}{25574}- Pay no attention to him.|- He's excited. {25578}{25652}I'm not excited. Gordon, you don't|have a dime, and you never will. {25656}{25686}All you've done is ruin me. {25690}{25738}Come on, Joe,|you gotta give him a chance. {25742}{25786}I'm sick of hearing about your backers. {25802}{25842}Yes? Speaking. {25846}{25920}Oh, Mr. Jenkins.|Yes, come right up. {25924}{26012}Joe, we're out of the woods.|My backer's on his way up now. {26016}{26113}Tell Wagner if he doesn't behave himself,|I'll buy this hotel and make him a bellhop. {26118}{26174}No, that's too good for him.|I'll make him a guest. {26178}{26232}- Your backer's really coming?|- He's on his way up. {26236}{26276}Just leave us alone for 15 minutes... {26280}{26329}Wagner told me not to,|but this is important. {26333}{26374}You bet it is. {26401}{26458}Well, what's the matter with you,|Oswego? {26462}{26518}I'm just a little disappointed,|that's all. {26522}{26573}You wrote and told me|you were a great manager. {26577}{26663}I am a great manager. A great manager|never puts his own money into a play. {26667}{26741}You were all so nice and so kind. {26746}{26826}I thought I was moving into|some sort of a club. {26830}{26869}Look, everybody does it this way. {26874}{26922}Every honest producer has a backer. {26926}{27031}A manager puts his own money in the play,|right away, you know he's a crook. {27057}{27092}Money. {27178}{27207}Mr. Jenkins, I believe. {27211}{27266}- Yes. Mr. Miller?|- Come right in. {27270}{27340}- This is Mr. Binelli, my treasurer.|- How do you do, Mr. Jenkins? {27344}{27392}- Mr. Davis, my author.|- How do you do? {27396}{27493}Mr. Jenkins, I'm glad to meet you.|I've never met a backer before. {27498}{27558}Won't you be seated, Mr. Jenkins? {27581}{27614}Thank you. {27618}{27684}I presume Miss Marlowe told you|all about our meeting? {27688}{27743}- Quite.|- I see you have a copy of my play. {27747}{27799}- It's a great idea, isn't it?|- Quite. {27803}{27838}I enjoyed the play very much. {27842}{27905}I'm the investing agent|for a very wealthy man. {27909}{27969}I'm sure you'd recognize the name|if I mentioned it. {27973}{28006}Who is he? Do I know him? {28010}{28054}You see, there's a young lady involved. {28058}{28124}Oh, and she would like|to play a small part? {28128}{28157}How did you know? {28162}{28234}It came to me in a dream, Mr. Jenkins. {28238}{28337}Well, my employer's ready|to put up $ 15,000. {28341}{28387}Fifteen thousand dollars? {28391}{28486}Well, I think we could just about|manage on that. {28490}{28519}It's a little skimpy. {28523}{28618}Yes it is, but I think by cutting an edge|here and there, we could slip through. {28622}{28693}I'm sure Davis won't mind writing|in a part for the young lady. {28697}{28755}I won't change a line in the play. {28761}{28849}- Shakespeare didn't change any lines.|- Shakespeare didn't owe $ 1200. {28853}{28936}You wouldn't have to change a line.|The lady can play one of the miners. {28940}{28989}But the miners are all men. {28993}{29050}Do me a favor and keep sex|out of this conversation. {29054}{29110}I've never produced anything|but clean plays. {29114}{29186}If you have the papers ready,|I'll sign and give you the check... {29190}{29239}...at, shall we say,|10:30, tomorrow morning? {29243}{29304}Shall we say at your office|at 10:30 tomorrow? {29308}{29375}- Well, why not here?|- You mean... {29379}{29409}Up...? Up here? {29413}{29459}I'd rather not meet at my office. {29463}{29510}There's always the danger of publicity. {29514}{29594}You can easily understand|my client's position. {29716}{29801}Well, tomorrow morning, 10:30, then. {29805}{29842}You couldn't make that tonight? {29846}{29906}No, I'm afraid not.|Tomorrow morning at 10:30. {29910}{29990}It's a pleasure to see so much|enthusiasm and youth. {29994}{30069}- See you all tomorrow.|- Goodbye. Watch the traffic light. {30215}{30270}Great news, Joe!|I've got the money for the play. {30274}{30322}Yeah, we got a backer, Joe, $ 15,000. {30326}{30356}Glory be. {30360}{30402}I'll have the check tomorrow morning. {30406}{30452}Couldn't you get a few hundred|on account? {30456}{30537}- It might have spoiled everything.|- We need money today. Wagner's furious. {30545}{30613}The cast is in the lobby.|They've been locked out of their rooms. {30617}{30671}He can't do this.|If I lose my cast, I'll sue him. {30675}{30721}If I lose my backer, I'll kill him. {30725}{30765}Gordon, don't start anything else. {30770}{30802}Actors gotta sleep someplace. {30806}{30854}Can't you put them|in the ballroom overnight? {30858}{30903}Suppose Wagner sees them|in the ballroom. {30907}{30965}If Wagner comes in,|they'll start dancing. {30969}{31023}All right, all right.|Here are the keys. {31027}{31081}- I'll take care of it.|- Tell them to keep quiet. {31085}{31135}Tell them to do soft-shoe dancing. {31153}{31205}- I'm gonna get out of here.|- You can't do that. {31210}{31290}I don't wanna lose my clothes.|They're all I've got. {31444}{31481}What's this? {31485}{31521}They've checked somebody else in? {31526}{31595}Why, no. This is Mr. Miller. {31629}{31681}So you didn't skip after all. {31686}{31754}Mr. Wagner, I demand you reopen|those rooms on the 19th floor. {31758}{31812}They're my guests.|I'm responsible for their bill. {31816}{31874}Then who's responsible for yours? Davis? {31878}{31934}I'm responsible for Davis. {31999}{32071}- And who are you?|- I'm Davis. {32081}{32148}Gribble, he's skipping|right under your very nose! {32152}{32248}- I am not skipping!|- No, we're just bringing some things in. {32302}{32365}I want a substantial payment.|Are you prepared to make it? {32370}{32409}I'll give you the $ 1200 tomorrow. {32414}{32477}Tomorrow won't do.|We must have something today. {32481}{32578}You have an empty theater downstairs.|You haven't been able to rent it for years. {32582}{32647}- Give me till tomorrow and...|- I am not interested. {32651}{32728}I'll give you just 20 minutes|to clean up this bill. Otherwise... {32732}{32771}I'll be locked out? {32775}{32844}I see you're familiar with hotel procedure. {32848}{32881}Very well. {32885}{32947}Now, don't try the old gag|of staying in the room. {32951}{32986}I'll force you out! {32990}{33037}I'll send in painters! Fumigators! {33041}{33106}You should have sent in fumigators|weeks ago. {33111}{33150}Go on, Gribble. {33195}{33250}I'll pull this hotel out of the red... {33254}{33311}...if I have to check into every room myself! {33315}{33377}By Godfrey! {33610}{33658}Now I am gonna lose my clothes. {33992}{34036}What's the matter? {34103}{34133}No! {34137}{34187}- What's the matter now?|- How do you like that? {34191}{34260}Just because he owes six months' rent,|they threw him out. {34264}{34330}Well, $6 is $6. {34386}{34464}- I take it he intends to stay here with us?|- I guess so. {34468}{34516}You mean four of us in one room? {34520}{34563}That's without painters and fumigators. {34567}{34671}Let's fight. We've gotta keep this room|until 10:30 tomorrow, or we're doomed. {34675}{34740}- We'll have to sleep in shifts.|- I'll take the night shift. {34744}{34802}You take the night shift.|I'll take the day shift... {34806}{34850}...and I'll be in Scotland afore you. {34854}{34927}Is there a tourist camp|in the neighborhood? {35071}{35145}Wait a minute.|Suppose one of us got sick. {35149}{35201}That's the idea.|They can't put a sick man out. {35205}{35234}It's against the law. {35238}{35308}I had kidney trouble at the Astor|and gallstones at the Plaza. {35312}{35382}- Those were the happy days.|- Why didn't I think of that before? {35386}{35454}- Binelli, into that bed.|- It's no good. I'm not registered. {35458}{35521}Faker! Get into that bed. {35526}{35601}No, he's no good too.|He's not registered. {35894}{35923}Davis... {35932}{35991}...what's the matter with you?|- You look terrible. {35995}{36033}- Well, I feel fine.|- No, you don't. {36038}{36097}Wait a minute!|What are you fellas trying to do to me? {36101}{36148}- You gotta play sick.|- Or we lose the room. {36152}{36200}- You can't let me down!|- I'm in good health! {36204}{36255}- You've got a contagious disease.|- The measles. {36259}{36301}- I've had the measles!|- It's a relapse. {36306}{36356}Get the iodine and give him|a case of measles. {36360}{36418}- Give me a chance to think.|- No time to think. {36422}{36461}This will keep us in the hotel. {36640}{36689}Couldn't I have a disease|with my clothes on? {36693}{36762}Hey, leave me alone, will you?|What are you gonna do to me? {36790}{36841}Make it bigger.|That don't look like a measle. {36845}{36897}That looks like a freckle. {36947}{36998}- Come on, will you?|- All right, all right. {37002}{37057}Now, take it easy. {37149}{37185}No! {37305}{37348}Oh, that's beautiful! {37352}{37390}You're a second Michelangelo. {37458}{37544}Slip this to him while I step outside|and see if the coast is clear. {37616}{37672}It's room 920, and I wanna|get them out right away. {37676}{37713}Boss, we'll have them right out. {37718}{37770}I'll show them they can't|fool around with me. {37774}{37816}Here comes trouble! {37935}{37989}- Not me, boss. Not me.|- That's worse than murder. {37993}{38026}Well, what the...? {38115}{38198}Jumping butterballs! {38578}{38676}I'm weak. If I don't get something to eat|pretty soon, I'm gonna collapse. {38680}{38731}Say, we're just as hungry as you are. {38735}{38779}Yeah, but you fellas are used to it. {38783}{38875}I've never gone without food|for 18 hours before. {38879}{38951}It's all a matter of willpower,|if you just make up your mind. {38955}{39060}I can make up my mind all right,|but I can't do anything with my stomach. {39065}{39124}How about a two-handed game|of pinochle while we fast? {39128}{39191}No, I'm just going|to concentrate on food. {39467}{39518}If there was only something left|we could hock. {39742}{39785}How about that moose head? {39789}{39818}Oh, no, you don't! {39822}{39892}I shot him with my own hands.|I ate him up to the neck... {39896}{39964}...but I refuse to part|with the rest of him. {40046}{40123}If I could get my watch out of hock,|I'd hock it again. {40181}{40262}I'm so hungry I see spots before my eyes. {40270}{40305}Me too. {40333}{40399}Mine are beginning to look|like hamburgers. {40411}{40477}If you see one with onions,|save it for me. {40496}{40585}Gee, my mother is the best cook in Oswego. {40599}{40685}All right, all right,|you're breaking my heart. {40758}{40848}- Room service.|- You better use a different dialect this time. {40854}{40891}Hello? {40895}{40939}This is Dr. Glass. {40943}{41014}Glass, the house physician. {41022}{41138}The patient in room 920 is very ill.|He must have food immediately. {41154}{41190}He just developed a tapeworm. {41211}{41241}Tapeworm? {41273}{41315}I see. {41361}{41424}He said the tapeworm|will have to register. {41487}{41606}Two hours ago, you told me Faker was|coming with a turkey he won in a raffle. {41610}{41644}Maybe he's getting it stuffed. {41648}{41709}I didn't say he won it.|I said he was going to win it. {41714}{41798}After all, he's running the raffle.|He has as good a chance as anyone else. {41802}{41860}All you've done is take advantage of me. {41864}{41931}You pawned the silver frame|off my mother's picture... {41935}{41973}...you stole my roller skates... {41978}{42071}...and you even took 67 cents|out of my pocket while I was asleep. {42075}{42134}Well, I had to feed a cast|of 22 people, didn't I? {42138}{42210}I wasn't here 10 minutes when|you'd pawned my typewriter. {42214}{42263}That isn't even my property. {42267}{42306}I still owe money on it. {42310}{42382}Why, I may even be arrested! {42396}{42453}- Gee.|- What's the matter? {42457}{42510}My head's going around. {42553}{42610}Must have been something you ate. {42630}{42708}- Get into that bed!|- Come on, come on, hurry up. Get in. {42836}{42881}How do you do, impresario? {42899}{42961}Oh, hello, Mr. Smirnoff. {42982}{43074}I am sorry. You don't feel good,|Mr. Davis? {43078}{43166}I promised Mr. Smirnoff we'd hear him|read the part of the father. {43170}{43225}Thank you, Mr. Davis. {43251}{43346}Binelli, we might have a part for Sasha. {43350}{43413}Well, maybe. {43418}{43469}Stand over there, Sash. {43523}{43561}Turn around. {43625}{43659}What do you think, Binelli? {43663}{43704}He looks just right to me. {43708}{43754}I could eat him raw. {43786}{43854}Sasha, could you get us a meal|out of the hotel? {43858}{43901}But they shut you off room service. {43905}{44002}If you could make a mistake, like delivering|the right meal to the wrong room... {44006}{44062}Deliver a meal to the wrong room? {44066}{44113}We got a terrific part for you. {44117}{44146}A terrific part? {44150}{44220}But it's so terrific that unless|Davis gets some food in him... {44224}{44264}...he'd be too weak to tackle it. {44268}{44320}I don't care about food for myself, Sash... {44324}{44414}...but if you let a great American author|starve, his blood will be on your hands. {44418}{44483}You know what the penalty is|for murder in this country? {44487}{44589}Well, I just left a big order|on service elevator. {44593}{44689}I got to deliver him upstairs,|but I don't know. {44693}{44757}You see, I take big chance. {44762}{44806}It might lead to a Hollywood contract. {44810}{44854}Hollywood! {44885}{44969}Gentlemen, you are singing|music in my ears. I... {44974}{45035}But if Mr. Wagner find out... {45042}{45109}Think of the other Russians who|made good in the same way. {45113}{45173}- Gregory Ratoff.|- Nazimova. {45177}{45214}Ginger Rogovich. {45234}{45280}Three years I slave in the kitchen. {45284}{45372}I no got courage.|But now I got courage! {45376}{45434}I do it! {45541}{45590}Gee, he has a lot of talent. {45594}{45669}Sure. I've seen him carry|12 dishes at one time. {45790}{45866}How do you do?|I'm looking for Mr. Leo Davis. {45870}{45936}- And who are you?|- My name is Timothy Hogarth. {45940}{46029}I represent the We Never Sleep|Collection Agency. {46066}{46142}Come in, Mr. Hogarth. It's a pleasure|to meet a man who never sleeps. {46146}{46202}- You must come and take a nap some time.|- Yes, do. {46206}{46288}Maybe we can go in vaudeville together.|You never sleep, and we never eat. {46292}{46360}Well, is Mr. Davis about? {46364}{46430}No, Mr. Davis is not here. {46455}{46492}How soon will he be back? {46496}{46595}Mr. Hogarth, I have bad news for you.|I'm afraid he's never coming back. {46617}{46660}Gone away? {46668}{46711}They took him away. {46738}{46809}- Is he ill?|- Worse than that. He went crazy. {46823}{46873}Glory be. {46881}{46939}Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. {46970}{47047}But I understand that he got in|from Oswego yesterday. {47051}{47110}No, he escaped from Oswego. {47118}{47164}Poor man. {47218}{47317}Well, there's a matter of $42|due on his typewriter... {47321}{47369}...which I've been delegated to collect. {47375}{47476}- I'm afraid you'll never get it.|- He tore up all his money. {47492}{47558}Well, he must be out of his mind. {47621}{47733}Well, in that case, I'll have|to take back the typewriter. {47738}{47804}- Oh, he took it with him.|- To the madhouse? {47808}{47874}He likes to hear the little bell ring. {47924}{48047}Well, I've never made any collections|in a madhouse. {48051}{48105}I have my orders. {48173}{48263}- Where did they take him?|- The maternity hospital. {48312}{48411}Maternity hospital?|But I thought you said he was crazy. {48415}{48512}Well, if he wasn't crazy, he wouldn't go|to the maternity hospital, would he? {48530}{48609}You can't miss him.|Second straitjacket to the left. {48649}{48723}Oh, by the way, don't mention it|to the hotel people. {48727}{48844}Oh, no. I understand.|Good day, gentlemen. {48848}{48917}- Good day. Good day.|- Good day. {48946}{49040}- You shouldn't have told him that.|- Why not? You can't sue a lunatic. {49044}{49153}- They may send a letter to my mother.|- Your mother knows you're not crazy. {49157}{49212}Gee, I don't know where I'm at. {49216}{49335}Mr. Gribble says I owe $600. Downstairs|they think I've got a tapeworm... {49339}{49405}...and this man thinks I'm a lunatic. {49441}{49492}Did you get the turkey? {49666}{49702}- It's a miracle.|- Food! {49731}{49787}- Close the door.|- I got it. {49791}{49843}Surround the turkey. {50179}{50230}Well, we had no cranberries anyhow. {50256}{50317}Gentlemen, I bring you banquet. {50321}{50364}Food! {50671}{50731}I'll come back for the dishes. {50818}{50874}Snap the lock, Sash. {53086}{53169}Well, I hate to double-cross|that Russian waiter... {53174}{53221}...but we can't fire|the actor we've got. {53226}{53294}He's been rehearsing|seven weeks now without pay. {53298}{53378}You mean you promised him the part|just to get a meal out of him? {53382}{53426}No, that's not quite true. {53430}{53498}When I made that offer,|I was prepared to go through with it. {53502}{53617}But now that I've eaten,|I see things in a little different light. {53693}{53757}Hello? For you, Davis. {53762}{53808}Hello? {53812}{53845}Oh, hello, Hilda. {53887}{53958}Oh, no, I'm not really sick. {53962}{54029}I can explain everything. {54059}{54144}All right, I'll meet you|down in the lobby right away. {54148}{54196}Yeah, I'd love to. {54200}{54241}Goodbye. {54254}{54355}- Where are you going?|- I'm going to meet the woman I love. {54359}{54402}You're supposed to be sick in bed. {54406}{54496}That's the only thing keeping this|play alive, that we have a sick man. {54500}{54569}- Don't you want the play to go on?|- Listen, fellas... {54573}{54637}...you starved and robbed me,|and I went along with you... {54642}{54693}...because I thought|I owed it to the play. {54698}{54797}There's one thing more important|than any play, and that's love. {54802}{54902}- It only comes once in a lifetime.|- Well, once is enough for me. {54922}{55019}I'm going now. And I'll brain any man|that tries to stop me. {55023}{55094}That's a fine thing.|Yesterday we wanted you to go home. {55098}{55165}You didn't wanna go. Now we want|you to stay. You wanna go. {55169}{55247}- Make up your mind.|- My mind is made up! {55282}{55361}Love. He talks just like one|of the characters in his play. {55365}{55411}I don't know. I like love. {55415}{55481}Me too, but there's a time|and a place for everything. {55486}{55530}I like it any time. {55534}{55629}Hey, Faker, how about you?|Was you ever in love? {55792}{55857}Of course I like them a little bigger. {55861}{55903}I'll get it. {55959}{56021}- Hello, Christine.|- Hello. {56025}{56089}Well, where did this banquet|come from? {56093}{56142}One of the waiters|wants to be an actor. {56146}{56213}I borrowed $2 from the porter,|dashed out of the office... {56217}{56271}...and expected to find you|gnawing at the carpet. {56275}{56329}- Got the contract?|- Copied it from Fremont's best. {56334}{56382}It's in the bag next to the sandwich. {56386}{56440}- Is this it, with the mustard on it?|- Yeah. {56444}{56547}I think I'm gonna like this. I never had|a contract with mustard on before. {56914}{56964}- Open the door!|- Wagner, Faker... {56968}{57062}...get into bed. You got to play sick.|Christine, sit there and play nurse. {57066}{57133}Faker, get in there and start groaning. {57137}{57199}Just a minute!|Get that banana out of your mouth. {57203}{57265}- He's supposed to have measles.|- Never mind the measles. {57269}{57335}- He's got a tapeworm now.|- Open the door! {57339}{57419}Just a minute, Mr. Wagner.|There's something wrong with this lock. {57678}{57737}Miller, how did that meal get here? {57741}{57834}- Dr. Glass ordered it for the patient.|- Dr. Glass did nothing of the kind. {57838}{57915}- I refuse to argue with a house dick.|- I'm not a dick. I'm a doctor. {57919}{57965}Dr. Glass. {58010}{58074}I want to know how this meal|got up here. {58078}{58170}Can't I get to the bottom of anything?|They check in. They check out. {58174}{58260}They skip. They don't skip.|They get sick. And now this meal. {58264}{58373}I'll fire that waiter.|I'll fire the whole darn kitchen! {58378}{58460}Quiet, please.|There's a patient in the room. {58477}{58531}- He has a tapeworm.|- Last night it was measles. {58535}{58597}I'm not responsible for complications.|He has laryngitis. {58602}{58649}We had to get a nurse. {58682}{58786}- That groan doesn't sound authentic.|- Wait a minute. That's not Davis. {58790}{58881}- Yesterday he didn't look like that.|- Certainly not. He's aged 10 years... {58885}{58966}...on account of this hotel's service.|- His hair wasn't red yesterday. {58970}{59050}It's a very rare case.|He's got a red tapeworm. {59091}{59171}Well, there's certainly something screwy|going on around here. {59175}{59286}Will you consent to have Davis removed|to a hospital at the expense of the hotel? {59290}{59353}It's up to Dr. Binelli.|What do you think, doctor? {59359}{59427}The patient is too sick to be moved. {59482}{59545}- How do you feel, young man?|- He's hungry all the time. {59549}{59642}- Let him speak for himself.|- How can he when he's got laryngitis? {59646}{59718}I insist the patient speak for himself! {59750}{59794}There you are. You heard what he said. {59798}{59853}Hurry, doctor.|It's time for the patient's nap. {59857}{59920}He won't sleep till I find out|what's going on here. {59924}{60009}Miller, you've committed fraud.|All that keeps me from putting him out... {60013}{60085}...is the remote possibility|that this man has some disease. {60090}{60161}- His pulse is normal.|- That's what you think, you quack. {60165}{60213}Quack? I refuse to be insulted. {60217}{60279}I question your ethics.|I'll have you investigated. {60283}{60318}Say: {60322}{60355}No. {60368}{60409}No. {60734}{60785}You'll never see the tapeworm that way. {60790}{60841}- I thought you knew better.|- Mr. Wagner... {60846}{60918}- Allowing yourself to be hoodwinked...|- This is all so unnecessary. {60922}{60992}- I handle my guests in a different way.|- I don't like your way! {60996}{61044}- It's not the White Way way!|- I'm the manager. {61048}{61106}- I won't allow you to insult my guests!|- What guests? {61110}{61167}- The whole 19th floor is empty!|- You locked them out! {61171}{61227}And I'll lock out this deadwood too!|I'll show you! {61231}{61284}- You and who else?|- Go to your office and argue. {61288}{61317}There's a sick man here. {61322}{61409}Hurry up, doctor. Do something!|Get him healthy! Get him out of here! {61413}{61501}- My backer will be here any minute.|- I'm not interested in your backer. {61505}{61584}All I'm interested in|is getting this man out of here. {61675}{61743}- Where are you taking him?|- I always consider the modesty... {61747}{61788}...of my patients. {61961}{62018}I'll step out of the case. {62045}{62137}- I have terrible news. He has disappeared.|- Disappeared? {62141}{62193}- He's not in the maternity hospital.|- He's gone. {62198}{62266}They transferred him,|to the county hospital. {62270}{62330}Go, my friend, before they|transfer him again. {62334}{62408}- The county hospital?|- There's no time to lose. Scram! {62412}{62461}- Hail and farewell.|- Hail and farewell. {62466}{62560}- Hail and farewell.|- Hail and farewell. {62596}{62626}- Wonderful.|- Terrific. {62630}{62683}- Sensational.|- I didn't think he could do it. {62687}{62762}How do you like it, Wagner?|That's a scene from our second act. {62766}{62849}I've been a hotel man for 30 years.|I've met all sorts of... {62853}{62898}Hello! {62902}{62949}Yes, this is Mr. Wagner. {62954}{62989}What's that? {62994}{63041}Nineteen people? {63045}{63090}Jumping butterballs! {63094}{63172}Nineteen people were discovered|living in the ballroom. Throw them out! {63176}{63254}Come on, Gribble.|We'll find out about this. {63285}{63399}- Now, Wagner...|- Hail and farewell. {63471}{63539}Trying to throw my entire cast|out of the hotel. {63543}{63602}Christine, go down|and tell them to wait in the lobby. {63606}{63646}All right. {63681}{63747}That man is perfectly well.|Mr. Wagner will be glad to know. {63751}{63818}Listen to me. Tell him tonight,|tomorrow, but not now. {63822}{63883}- I'll tell him now.|- I'll give you a piece of the show. {63887}{63946}- I don't want it.|- I'll put your name on the program. {63950}{64042}I don't want my name on it. Put that|fake doctor's name on the program. {64046}{64099}I'm going down to tell... {64118}{64160}Where's my bag? {64167}{64258}- What have you done with my bag?|- You must've left it in the bathroom. {64642}{64695}Just take it easy, doc. {64699}{64739}It will only be for a little while. {64948}{65024}- You shouldn't have kissed me.|- I just couldn't help it. {65028}{65102}I've never done anything|like that before. {65114}{65175}But I'll forgive you because|you were so nice to Sasha. {65503}{65588}Well, I guess that'll hold|that fake doctor for a while. {65674}{65719}Yes? Speaking. {65723}{65778}Oh, come right up, Mr. Jenkins. {65782}{65836}Binelli, he's here, the backer!|He's here! {65840}{65900}- Santa Claus.|- Neckties. Faker? {65904}{65959}Hey, Faker, where are you? {65991}{66077}Walked out on us. How do you like that?|That's two sick men running around. {66081}{66148}You know, Binelli, we may|start an epidemic in this town. {66152}{66198}Go downstairs and see|if you can find him. {66202}{66263}If Wagner catches sight of him,|we're sunk. {66294}{66354}Oh, Mr. Jenkins!|How are you? Glad to see you. {66358}{66450}- Come right in.|- Fine, thanks. I see we're alone today. {66454}{66494}Yes, I thought... {66498}{66542}I thought it would be|better that way. {66546}{66597}- Much better.|- I have the contract right here. {66601}{66641}Fifty shares of {y:i}Hail and Farewell... {66645}{66726}...made out in the name of Simon Jenkins.|Just a few paragraphs. {66730}{66809}"Simon Jenkins, 50 shares."|Transferable, of course. {66814}{66909}- Of course.|- I see. That's fine. Fine. {66914}{66976}You're going to see the signature|on this check anyway... {66980}{67050}...so you might as well know|who your backer is. {67066}{67130}- Did you ever hear of...|- Zachary Fiske? {67134}{67210}Zachary Fiske himself.|That's the man I represent. {67214}{67265}Now you realize why|I don't want any publicity. {67270}{67315}You don't have to go any further. {67319}{67425}This check's made out to me, naturally.|But I'll just endorse it over to you. {67429}{67486}"Culver City, California"? {67490}{67558}That means about five days|before I'll get the money. {67562}{67649}- I thought I could get started today.|- Young energy. {67653}{67734}I could have our bank wire certification|to your bank, if that will help. {67738}{67837}- If it isn't too much trouble.|- None at all. I'll make a note of it. {67846}{67897}If you'll be good enough|to sign the contract... {67902}{67973}Oh, Mr. Miller, I must|remind you once again. {67978}{68053}The name of Zachary Fiske must remain|in the background at any cost. {68057}{68140}Mr. Jenkins, you have my word,|and you know what that's worth. {68178}{68222}Where's Davis? {68235}{68309}Go away. This is the deal I told you|about. If you leave us alone... {68314}{68407}You can't put me off any longer.|Even your phony sick man's gone. {68411}{68469}That gives me every legal right|to demand this room. {68473}{68545}- Who is this man?|- Never mind who I am. Who are you? {68550}{68597}Go away.|You can't take those pictures now. {68602}{68649}- Pictures?|- Mr. Wagner's my press agent. {68654}{68705}- He has an idea...|- I have only one idea! {68709}{68768}- A publicity man. Mr. Miller...|- It concerns the cast. {68772}{68816}- I'm here for money!|- I have the check. {68820}{68885}- What check? Whose check?|- Whose check? {68890}{68960}Mr. Jenkins happens to represent|one of our greatest... {68964}{69011}I don't give a hoot who he represents! {69015}{69077}For Pete's sake, will you|get out before I fire you? {69082}{69142}Fire me? Who do you think|you're talking to? {69146}{69233}- I don't like this.|- Sorry, wrong room. {69237}{69295}- Isn't that your assistant?|- Take Wagner out of here. {69299}{69342}- Take Miller out of here!|- Shut up! {69346}{69404}Take him away. The check's|practically in my pocket. {69408}{69475}- Mr. Wagner, please.|- I'm not leaving till Miller's out. {69479}{69569}- Are you trying to blackmail me?|- Mr. Jenkins! {69577}{69607}See what you've done? {69611}{69662}Miller's my brother-in-law.|I'll vouch for him. {69666}{69733}Brother-in-law? Well... {69737}{69807}...that explains everything.|Gribble, you've committed fraud. {69811}{69849}- I'll call the police.|- Police? {69854}{69909}- You mustn't do that.|- Let me go. {69913}{69985}I'm not interested in shysters.|I'm going for a real producer. {69990}{70029}Please! Hey, listen... {70078}{70121}Good heavens! {70136}{70179}- How do you get out of here?|- Dr. Glass! {70183}{70232}They've kidnapped him! {70236}{70300}First place, we didn't.|Second, we don't know who he is. {70304}{70347}He may be left over|from the convention. {70518}{70583}- It's a scene from our second act.|- I don't like it. {70587}{70680}We'll put in another scene.|You can have any scene you want. {70928}{71015}- What are you gonna do now?|- Don't ask me. You're the doctor. {71019}{71069}Don't worry, they won't|get away with this. {71074}{71123}I'll put them behind bars,|including Gribble. {71127}{71176}- Shall I get you a drink?|- Are you all right? {71180}{71239}I haven't been all right|since you came to this hotel! {71243}{71318}See what your brother-in-law did?|His mind's wandering. {71322}{71385}It's not wandering!|I don't blame Miller for tying me up. {71389}{71458}He had a good reason.|He was transacting a legitimate deal. {71462}{71537}I hold you responsible for what he did.|You drove him to it. {71541}{71614}Say, you're not Miller's|brother-in-law too? {71618}{71680}All I know is Zachary Fiske|is backing his play. {71684}{71736}That's a good enough|recommendation for anybody. {71740}{71786}- Zachary Fiske?|- I heard every word. {71790}{71840}That man you insulted|was Mr. Fiske's agent. {71844}{71899}He has a check for Miller|signed by Fiske himself! {71903}{71997}- Fiske! Why didn't Miller tell me?|- Because he's afraid of publicity. {72001}{72063}- Because he's afraid of you!|- Everybody's afraid of you. {72067}{72105}You steamed in here like a tugboat. {72110}{72167}You took charge without faith|in anybody's judgment. {72171}{72234}Nobody can talk to you!|Jumping butterballs! {72238}{72303}I'm through with this hotel,|Mr. Wagner! {72323}{72419}I'll thank you to remove|my shingle from the elevator. {72456}{72511}- Please, I'm exhausted.|- But you must listen. {72515}{72581}- Yeah, it couldn't be helped.|- I'm not accustomed to this. {72586}{72652}- Will you please let me out?|- Excuse me, Mr. Jenkins. {72656}{72721}I want to apologize.|There's another Miller in the hotel. {72726}{72777}- Not my business.|- He had the bills confused. {72781}{72828}These gentlemen have|plenty of credit here. {72832}{72890}- Mr. Miller can have anything he likes.|- All right. {72894}{72957}I had no idea Zachary Fiske|had anything to do with this. {72961}{73029}- Zachary Fiske? How did you...?|- Dr. Glass heard everything. {73033}{73091}- Dr. Glass? Who told him?|- It's perfectly all right. {73095}{73155}- We'll keep it quiet.|- If you'll endorse the check... {73159}{73236}- I don't feel well.|- All you have to do is sign your name. {73240}{73307}- I have a weak heart.|- Then you better hurry. Here's the pen. {73311}{73381}- I'll vouch for these gentlemen.|- All right, all right. {73403}{73451}It'd be our pleasure to have you|as a guest. {73465}{73525}- Entirely without charge.|- Thanks just the same. {73529}{73590}I'm going direct to my doctor. {73666}{73709}Good day, gentlemen. {73828}{73895}Will you please show me|the right way out of here? {73899}{73985}This way, Mr. Jenkins.|Right over here. Here you are. {73989}{74058}- Goodbye, Mr. Jenkins.|- Goodbye. {74242}{74311}- Well, Miller, I'll take that check.|- Oh, no, you don't. {74315}{74376}- I'll take it. I'm the treasurer.|- I'll make a deposit. {74380}{74442}As soon as the check clears,|in about five days... {74446}{74509}I'd be happier if you'd let me|deposit it in our bank. {74514}{74581}- What will I do for money?|- You can draw against the check. {74585}{74649}When the check clears,|we'll turn over the balance. {74653}{74727}- That's only fair, Gordon.|- No. I can't take any chances. {74731}{74800}This is a shaky hotel. How do I know|you won't go bankrupt? {74804}{74865}I'll guarantee the whole amount|to you personally. {74870}{74963}- How do we know your credit is good?|- I want this bill off my first report. {74967}{75021}I can't do that unless I have|a check deposited. {75026}{75125}- Oh, Gordon, for once in your life, pay a bill.|- Oh, you might as well. {75129}{75195}All right, I'll do it for you, Joe. {75352}{75395}Oh, thanks, Miller. {75399}{75477}By the way, I wanna move out|of this frowzy dungeon immediately. {75482}{75544}- I want your best suite.|- I'll give you the bridal suite. {75548}{75598}All right, and about three brides. {75602}{75653}I'm awfully sorry I misjudged you. {75658}{75714}- I hope you have a hit.|- I'll draw up the lease. {75718}{75778}- Got the check?|- Here it is. {75782}{75857}- Zachary Fiske?|- Well? {76057}{76117}Well, hail and farewell. {76122}{76176}Goodbye, Mr. Davis. {76342}{76388}- Christine, I'm paying a bill!|- Darling! {76392}{76477}- But how about the cast, boss?|- Yes. They can't live in the lobby. {76481}{76565}Everybody move in again.|The hotel is wide open. {76570}{76602}- Davis?|- We're rich! {76606}{76674}- Fifteen grand!|- I just saw Mr. Jenkins in the lobby. {76678}{76731}- I suppose he told you.|- Yeah, he told me. {76735}{76785}He's gonna stop payment|on the check. {76790}{76858}He said the only reason he endorsed it|was to get out of here. {76862}{76915}But he can't do that.|He signed the contract. {76919}{76964}Or did he? {77094}{77149}Gee, I feel sick. {77153}{77221}Four months to get it,|and one minute to lose it. {77225}{77299}They can't do this to me.|I'll sue the hotel for $ 100,000. {77303}{77384}- You haven't a leg to stand on.|- Then I'll sue Fiske. I'll sue Jenkins. {77388}{77501}- But he didn't sign the contract.|- There must be somebody I can sue. {78009}{78101}Gee, I'm sorry, but I guess I'll have|to take my play to Mr. Fremont. {78105}{78160}But you can't do that.|It's all we have. {78164}{78238}- Well, I know that, but l...|- We've worked on it for five months. {78242}{78291}I've missed my lunches for rehearsals. {78295}{78387}Well, I realize all that,|but I can't wait another five months. {78391}{78425}I've got to make some money. {78429}{78501}- You're thinking of Hilda, aren't you?|- Not only that, but... {78506}{78594}If it's the waiter you're worried about,|he'll get the part, won't he? {78598}{78647}Gee, I don't know what to say. {78651}{78726}If we only had another backer. {78730}{78824}Davis, we have a backer. Wagner is|putting that check through his bank. {78828}{78889}Well, for five days we have|$ 15,000 worth of credit. {78893}{78928}- You're not...|- We're rehearsed. {78933}{79018}- We can open in five days.|- All we need is scenery and costumes. {79022}{79105}- We can charge that to the hotel.|- But it's illegal. It's... {79110}{79178}Relax, Davis.|Wagner is backing the play. {79182}{79254}Jumping butterballs! {79581}{79645}Well, Joe, in a little while,|our fortune will be made. {79649}{79711}Your 10 percent of the show|will make you a rich man. {79715}{79778}You and Flossie can have|a bridal suite too. {79814}{79845}I certainly hope so. {79849}{79918}That waiter looks great in that part.|How did you think of him? {79922}{80016}The minute I set eyes on him, I said|to myself, "There's a great actor." {80020}{80109}I can spot them a mile away.|Especially if I'm hungry. {80118}{80158}Come in. {80165}{80234}Oh, there you are, Mr. Wagner.|They told me you was up here. {80273}{80325}- Mr. Wagner?|- Oh, it's nothing. {80330}{80375}Would you mind signing|this receipt again? {80379}{80437}- What receipt?|- Come back later. I'm busy. {80441}{80497}- The bank clerk rejected your signature.|- The bank? {80501}{80557}It's nothing.|Come back in the morning. {80562}{80629}- I must have it tonight.|- He's not Mr. Wagner. Let me see. {80633}{80683}- I'm the hotel manager.|- Not Mr. Wagner? {80687}{80725}No wonder that signature|ain't good. {80746}{80809}- Good heavens!|- It was just as big a blow to me. {80814}{80887}- The check, it bounced.|- I walks into your office today... {80891}{80982}...he says he's Wagner and signs a receipt.|The bank won't accept the signature. {80986}{81049}Go tell the bank|Mr. Wagner can't be reached. {81053}{81129}- But this is strict orders.|- Well, come back in the morning. {81144}{81219}- Fifteen thousand dollars.|- Now, don't get panicky, Joe. {81223}{81319}Pull yourself together.|And for Pete's sake, don't tell Wagner. {81522}{81583}I was saving my little surprise till now. {81630}{81675}Well... {81694}{81771}- How do you like it, Joe?|- What? Oh, I like it. {81775}{81869}Then let's have a drink. Right off the ice.|Finest stuff there is. {81874}{81907}I'm overwhelmed. {81914}{82009}Well, after all, you're a guest|in good standing now, you know? {82081}{82178}Of course, you still owe us|a little bill, huh, Joe? {82308}{82391}- Well?|- As soon as I finish dressing. {82498}{82601}You know, regardless of how I feel|about that fellow personally... {82605}{82733}...I still think it was a good idea|to make this gesture. {82737}{82814}Yes, sir. After all... {82818}{82888}Say, you look pale.|Something wrong? {82892}{82970}I don't feel so good. {82974}{83042}Must have been|that fish we had for dinner. {83046}{83131}The food in this hotel|is certainly crummy. {83142}{83231}Imagine a shrewd manipulator|like Fiske... {83235}{83283}...putting his money|in a piece of cheese. {83311}{83353}Not me. {83398}{83488}Oh, come now. Snap out of it.|Take it easy. {83666}{83708}Hello? {83718}{83801}Oh, at this hour? Well, put him on. {83870}{83921}It's a clerk at the bank. {83944}{83980}Hello. {83984}{84053}Yes, this is Mr. Wagner. {84064}{84103}Verify what signature? {84126}{84169}What receipt? {84174}{84215}Just a moment. {84219}{84273}Did you sign my name|to a receipt today? {84278}{84344}Why, no. {84348}{84393}What's it for? {84441}{84514}Some check came back.|Probably some transient. {84527}{84577}I have to get a headache powder. {84610}{84662}Why don't you take this up|with my bookkeeper? {84670}{84745}Well, I can't be bothered with it! {84762}{84807}What's that? {84811}{84851}Zachary Fiske? {84855}{84897}You investigated? {84902}{84932}He stopped it? {84936}{84998}Oh, no, no, no! {85018}{85074}In the morning! In the morning! {85078}{85177}In the morning! In the morning! {85740}{85808}Wagner, you don't know|how lucky you are. {85812}{85895}You're in the hotel business.|No headaches, no worries. {85899}{85961}Well, brother Wagner,|let's start the champagne flowing. {85965}{86017}You don't mind|if Binelli joins our party. {86021}{86116}Oh, no, no. In fact, I insist. {86120}{86187}But I hope to make it a real party. {86191}{86278}I have another surprise for you boys. {86307}{86366}A big surprise. {86386}{86444}Now, don't go away. {86489}{86549}I'd like to get a license|to hunt Wagner. {86554}{86627}He'd look great|alongside of my moose. {86674}{86763}Hey, what's the big surprise?|I just ran into Mr. Wagner... {86767}{86817}...and he insisted I come in|and have a drink. {86822}{86868}He's gone backstage to get Faker. {86872}{86935}He said he had a surprise|just for the four of us. {86939}{87017}I always thought they celebrated|after an opening, not before. {87021}{87085}That depends. With a show like this,|you celebrate before. {87090}{87193}It's hard celebrating while running from|an audience that wants its money back. {87273}{87310}Hello? {87314}{87353}Gribble. {87392}{87429}Yes, Joe? {87434}{87493}What's the matter?|Who told him? {87497}{87560}Joe! Joe! {87631}{87697}- Wagner found out?|- They called him from the bank. {87702}{87785}- Well, what's he going to do?|- Joe couldn't talk. {87790}{87865}I don't see what you fellas|are so frightened about. {87869}{87928}Mr. Wagner was bound|to discover it anyway. {87932}{87984}There's nothing he can do now. {87988}{88049}I'm going down and face him. {88054}{88127}- Maybe the kid's right.|- Come on. Let's go down. {88183}{88233}Where do you think you're going?|Get in there. {88238}{88299}- You can't keep me here.|- Oh, can't we? {88306}{88368}- The house dicks.|- Get in there, corn-fed, and be quick! {88372}{88471}- You can't do this. I'm the author.|- Here's your hat. {88502}{88559}Oh, what's the use? I give up. {88563}{88625}I've got actors in the dressing room,|scenery on-stage... {88630}{88669}...and an audience in the theater. {88673}{88770}And I've got to sit in a hotel room on|opening night, waiting to be arrested. {88774}{88873}Gee, I never thought I'd be arrested|for writing a play. {88877}{88922}Curtain goes up in 20 minutes. {89054}{89103}Nineteen minutes. {89121}{89197}Hilda and I were gonna be married|right after the opening. {89202}{89251}Congratulations. {89255}{89349}- Gee, I guess they'll take our fingerprints.|- They got mine. {89353}{89410}- You've been in jail?|- Sure. It's not bad. {89414}{89484}You behave yourself,|they make you a trustee. {89566}{89634}If we only had some money,|we could bribe those hotel dicks. {89638}{89709}Maybe the hotel|would advance us some. {89772}{89827}And stay in there! {89876}{89905}The quartet is complete. {89910}{89980}What will we do now,|sing "Sweet Adeline"? {90038}{90093}I got an idea. Let's turn in a fire alarm. {90097}{90178}- We start a riot, then duck out.|- Can't have a fire alarm without a fire. {90182}{90241}All right, then let's have a fire. {90620}{90682}Well, even with a fire,|we still got 15 more minutes. {90686}{90752}Any more brilliant ideas, Binelli? {90768}{90815}How about the window? {90922}{90976}How high up are we? {91009}{91070}No. That's too high. {91085}{91169}You know, there must be|an easier way of killing yourself. {91174}{91214}I once killed myself. {91274}{91336}I mean, that was my initiation|into the fraternity. {91340}{91415}They made me do|a phony suicide act. {91419}{91473}I scared the chemistry professor stiff. {91510}{91570}Say, this chemistry professor... {91574}{91633}...he really believed|you committed suicide? {91637}{91726}Oh, yes. He was gonna send|for an ambulance. {91862}{91902}That's just what I was thinking. {91906}{91939}- We carry him out?|- Of course. {91943}{91994}He drinks poison,|we rush him to the hospital. {91998}{92055}- They have to let us through.|- That sounds great! {92059}{92128}Don't forget you haven't got|three professors out there. {92132}{92196}We'll make it look authentic.|Davis, go into the bathroom. {92200}{92262}We go in the hall screaming.|They rush in, there you are. {92266}{92323}- Dead as a herring.|- No, not dead, just dying. {92327}{92400}You're still living. That's why|we're rushing you to the hospital. {92404}{92481}Then after you carry me out,|we sneak in the theater and see the show. {92485}{92514}Exactly. {92518}{92595}You wouldn't think I came from Oswego|five days ago. {92599}{92652}Hey, Faker, come here. {92656}{92760}You help Davis. You go into the bathroom|and count up to 50 before you start dying. {92764}{92812}I know what to do. {92874}{92911}Well... {92915}{92979}...how did you like|my little surprise? {92983}{93061}In about 15 minutes,|when the show's in full swing... {93065}{93122}...the sheriffs will take the scenery|off the stage. {93126}{93170}- Wagner...|- In view of the audience! {93174}{93226}I'll call my lawyer|who will get the sheriffs. {93230}{93274}Mr. Wagner, please. {93305}{93350}What's that? {93408}{93448}Who's in there? {93475}{93519}Good heavens! {93531}{93569}He committed suicide! {93574}{93629}Davis, Davis, here! {93634}{93714}- Oh, you... You drove me to it.|- What have you done? {93718}{93771}Give me that bottle! {93830}{93883}Get him some water! {93898}{93993}- This is terrible.|- He drank a whole bottle of poison. {94010}{94048}Here. {94064}{94135}- That's the poison you're giving him!|- Why didn't you stop him? {94139}{94226}I didn't take him seriously when he said|you were driving him to suicide. {94230}{94316}I suppose I'll have to testify to that|at the inquest. {94337}{94395}Don't stand there, Gribble!|Do something, you idiot! {94399}{94437}- Get the doctor!|- Call an ambulance? {94442}{94490}No, you blockhead!|That means publicity. {94512}{94561}He's going fast. {94566}{94623}Oh, no, wait. No, wait. No, wait. {94637}{94700}An antidote! That'll do it.|Run down to the drugstore... {94704}{94781}...and send those house dicks away.|We must keep this quiet. {94796}{94859}- He's turning blue.|- Oh, we must do something. {94863}{94935}We've got to save him.|Miller, you work on him. {94939}{94986}Don't let him die! {94990}{95053}Jumping butterballs! {95127}{95173}This is our chance to see the show. {95177}{95260}The minute he finds out you're not dying,|he'll stop the show. {95265}{95365}There's only one thing for you to do.|Keep on dying for two and a half hours. {95370}{95402}- What?|- Till the show's over. {95406}{95447}Well, why? I wanna see the show. {95451}{95503}If you don't keep on dying,|there'll be no show. {95507}{95577}I don't know whether I can keep it up|for two and a half hours. {95581}{95656}- It's all right. We'll help you.|- Leo! {95660}{95779}- Leo. Mr. Gribble said you were dying.|- It's only a plot, darling. I'm all right. {95783}{95870}Hilda, we gotta pretend that Leo is dying,|or Wagner will close the show. {95874}{95949}- Oh, I'm beginning to understand.|- Good. Keep an eye on the show. {95954}{96005}If anything goes wrong,|come up and tell us. {96009}{96094}Just like a play, isn't it?|All right, darling, I'll do my best. {96098}{96147}If I don't come back, it's good news. {96154}{96229}And if you do come back,|bring four bottles of poison. {96267}{96344}Hurry up, before they come back.|And groan, grunt, stagger about. {96348}{96443}Don't die too soon. You must take your|time. And you mustn't die before 11:00. {96447}{96477}Don't you worry. {96482}{96561}I'll give you the best performance|you ever saw in a hotel bedroom. {96566}{96620}That's the spirit. {96624}{96709}- Come on.|- Good luck, Davis. Drop dead. {96716}{96752}Are you sure we've got enough? {96760}{96817}- This had better do it.|- Nobody committed suicide... {96821}{96905}...in this hotel before. Miller, give him|a dose of ipecac. Give him plenty. {96910}{97013}- Come on, Gribble! You're all thumbs!|- I'm going as fast as I can. {97039}{97141}Come on, Davis. A little ipecac wouldn't|hurt you. Come on. There you are. {97148}{97217}Here, here. Somebody take this|and give it to him. {97221}{97280}Oh, come on. Come on. {97284}{97338}I'm being as fast as I can. {97362}{97406}Right down there. {97446}{97502}- This will bring him out of it.|- I'm so ashamed. {97506}{97557}- You're gonna be fine.|- Here. {97583}{97651}Hurry, Gribble, hurry.|You don't seem to be doing anything. {97702}{97774}How are you now? We always used|to use this when we were kids. {97778}{97826}Hurry, Gribble. {97838}{97925}- Put some more eggs in there!|- There you are. There's two eggs. {98322}{98405}- Can't you groan any more?|- If I groan once more... {98410}{98479}...that ipecac will come up|and spoil the whole show. {98483}{98565}Well, in that case, consider yourself dead. {98598}{98640}He's dying. {98644}{98758}- It's all over. His heart has ceased beating.|- What a horrible end. {98762}{98807}Such a young man. {98818}{98874}All he said was, "Mother." {98935}{99056}On the stage downstairs, they have|barely begun your immortal second act. {99060}{99151}While up here, you have already|finished your last act. {99170}{99214}Too soon. {99218}{99262}Too soon. {99266}{99329}He died too soon. {99333}{99391}An hour too soon. {99438}{99532}- I'll never forgive myself for this.|- Oh, now, don't take it too hard. {99536}{99641}- We should have sent for an outside doctor.|- But he kept recovering! {99645}{99681}And dying! {99686}{99743}And recovering again! {99747}{99851}- It all happened so suddenly.|- Yes, too darn suddenly. {99855}{99959}Every time we gave him the ipecac,|he seemed to get better. {99963}{100015}Maybe we should have given him|more ipecac. {100019}{100085}As a matter of fact,|I think we gave him too much. {100089}{100161}If we could only bring him back. {100166}{100261}An hour ago, we were|at each other's throats. {100266}{100317}And now... {100374}{100447}Thing like this makes you realize. {100473}{100514}It certainly does. {100518}{100586}You struggle for money! {100596}{100645}What good is it? {100683}{100795}- You never know who's next.|- Yes. Here today, gone tomorrow. {100860}{100918}Goodbye, Leo. {100927}{100973}Good night, sweet prince. {101109}{101212}Well, I guess we've all|gotta go sometime. {101237}{101311}It's too bad he didn't die at the Astor. {101315}{101410}- You mean, it's bad for the hotel?|- Well, it isn't good. {101414}{101483}There's bound to be a scandal. {101487}{101551}Oh, well, I guess I may as well|notify the police. {101555}{101621}- Wait, is that necessary?|- It's the law. {101626}{101667}- But if we could arrange...|- What? {101671}{101756}Well, if his body wasn't found|in the hotel proper. {101760}{101806}Well, naturally, it would help us. {101824}{101906}- We could dump him in the alley.|- Oh, no, no! {101910}{101965}How can you be so sacrilegious? {101969}{102031}The body not cold yet.|What are you thinking of? {102038}{102094}I won't violate the law!|I have to call the police. {102098}{102206}Listen, there's no hotel law that prevents|guests from carrying out a drunken friend. {102210}{102260}- We lug him out the back.|- Into the theater. {102264}{102347}- He'd be found in a seat.|- "The author saw his play and took poison." {102351}{102437}- Instead of a suicide, you have a mystery.|- It wouldn't happen in the hotel. {102441}{102542}- No, I'm sorry. I've got to call the police.|- Just a minute, Mr. Wagner. {102546}{102591}- Don't phone yet.|- Why not? {102595}{102697}Well, before they take him from us,|couldn't we say a few words over him? {102702}{102761}That's the least we could do. {102765}{102829}Well, yes, of course. {102883}{102914}I... {102918}{103040}My friends, my heart is too full|to say what I really think. {103044}{103109}Davis is no longer with us. {103113}{103169}It doesn't seem possible. {103174}{103285}He was a great playwright|who died too soon. {103289}{103370}Yes. Well, now... {103654}{103708}Amen. {103712}{103750}Yes. {104896}{104946}He's not in the county hospital. {105718}{105800}Shall I phone for the police now, Wagner? {105804}{105892}I'll do it. This whole thing|was my responsibility. {105896}{105996}- You go downstairs. I'll phone the police.|- All right, Wagner. {106037}{106105}- Get me...|- Please. That's the same phone he used... {106109}{106238}...when he spoke to his mother|up in Oswego, only an hour ago. {106246}{106293}All right. {106464}{106556}Now, remember. I don't feel|responsible for his death. {106560}{106607}I never knowingly hurt anybody in my life. {106825}{106939}"Wagner drove me to my death|just as he drove Leo Davis." {106944}{107002}Wagner, you and I have to|dispose of this dead body. {107006}{107109}- Maybe we could sell it to medical students.|- Not with conditions the way they are. {107114}{107196}- Come on, we'll dump him in the alley.|- Me, carry him? I couldn't do that. {107200}{107253}We'll just pretend he's drunk.|Give me a hand. {107257}{107365}- I can't! That dagger, that paper!|- I'll dispose of the dagger. {107369}{107455}Come on, Wagner.|We have no time to lose. {107501}{107620}- He's not cold yet!|- I'll fix that. I'll phone for some ice. {107658}{107766}Hello, room service. Send up|enough ice to cool a warm body. {107774}{107835}- Use the service elevator.|- I won't have him insulted. {107839}{107933}- He'll go with the regular passengers.|- Well, someone might see us! {108044}{108075}Come on. {108318}{108441}- I can't stand this much longer.|- Take it easy. We'll dump him right here. {108615}{108654}- We're doomed.|- Take it easy. {108658}{108712}Mr. Miller, your show|is certainly going great. {108716}{108775}- Well, that's fine.|- What have you got there? {108779}{108830}Where? Oh, there. {108834}{108894}One of my actors. He passed out|from the excitement. {108898}{108970}- He's in the third act, and look at him.|- You'd think he was dead. {108974}{109021}Yes, wouldn't you? {109025}{109102}- Friend looks like he had a snootful too.|- Yes, but he'll get over it. {109106}{109130}Come on, Wagner. {109297}{109342}- How are you, Mr. Miller?|- How's it going? {109346}{109425}- It's a terrific hit, Mr. Miller.|- For a little light. {109431}{109538}For this, Washington and Lincoln lived! {109542}{109680}And although I speak to you|with a foreign accent... {109684}{109774}...still I speak for a newer... {109778}{109847}...a freer America! {109851}{109928}You win, Vladek. {110006}{110076}- They're crazy about it.|- What about the other dead man? {110080}{110181}With a hit like this, we'll give him|the biggest funeral this town has ever had. {110245}{110320}Author! Author! Author! {110324}{110373}It isn't over yet. {110387}{110513}- Not have won except for the sacrifice|of our late comrade... {110517}{110618}...who gave his life that we might win. {110622}{110672}Bring the body in. {110676}{110808}Let us pay it the last moment|of reverence. {111291}{111371}It's going great guns,|isn't it, Mr. Wagner? {111749}{111793}Yeah, man. {111918}{111966}Sure enough! {112018}{112118}> 72225