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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,137 --> 00:00:07,163 [ Man Narrating ] Last week, as you recall, we left our family of space pioneers... 2 00:00:07,273 --> 00:00:10,572 trying to set up a network of radio relay stations... 3 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:14,340 unaware that even at that moment their peaceful planet was the target... 4 00:00:14,447 --> 00:00:18,747 of an incredible army of alien invaders. 5 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,820 [ Sighs ] 6 00:00:22,255 --> 00:00:25,691 Relay Station One to Station Two. 7 00:00:25,792 --> 00:00:28,454 We should be set up and operating within a few minutes. 8 00:00:28,561 --> 00:00:30,859 Roger. We're almost done too. 9 00:00:32,298 --> 00:00:34,198 Boy, once we get all these stations set up... 10 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:36,734 we'll be able to send a signal just about anywhere. 11 00:00:36,836 --> 00:00:40,431 You have fulfilled your mission with efficiency and dispatch, Will Robinson. 12 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:45,477 Thanks, Robot. Now if Judy and Penny can only handle their job at their relay station. 13 00:00:45,578 --> 00:00:47,842 They are intelligent and highly trained. 14 00:00:47,947 --> 00:00:50,108 I know, but you know girls. 15 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:53,708 Well, if they're as good as you say, we ought to be getting a signal from them any minute. 16 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:56,084 Then I can relay it on to Don and Dr. Smith. 17 00:00:57,657 --> 00:01:00,217 - Okay? - Yeah. 18 00:01:00,326 --> 00:01:03,159 - Ah. Success. - Oh, good. 19 00:01:03,263 --> 00:01:05,959 - [ High-pitched Tone ] - Hey, something's wrong. 20 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:09,634 Seriously wrong, Will Robinson. 21 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:12,466 We are receiving some kind of alien sound wave. 22 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:17,638 I can't turn it off. 23 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:21,737 - [ High-pitched Tone ] - Stop it! Stop it! It's destroying my eardrums! 24 00:01:23,049 --> 00:01:25,347 Disconnect the battery! 25 00:01:25,452 --> 00:01:27,420 [ Both Screaming ] 26 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:36,520 - John, what's wrong? - It won't respond. 27 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:38,756 Well, can I help? 28 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:41,095 I'll try to control it from the master system. 29 00:01:58,084 --> 00:02:01,485 I sure wish I knew what knocked it out, Robot. 30 00:02:01,588 --> 00:02:03,852 I'll bet those girls goofed it somehow. 31 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,482 Do not sell your sisters short, Will Robinson. 32 00:02:06,593 --> 00:02:08,823 They are not necessarily to blame. 33 00:02:08,928 --> 00:02:11,897 Yeah, well, somebody overloaded our transmitter. 34 00:02:11,998 --> 00:02:14,796 Maybe it was Dad at the Jupiter. 35 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:17,062 Dad. Come in, Jupiter 2. 36 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:20,970 Your radio circuits are destroyed beyond hope of repair, Will Robinson. 37 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:26,171 - The hypersonic blast waves have destroyed all communication. - What could have caused it? 38 00:02:26,279 --> 00:02:30,010 Who could have caused it would be a better question, Will Robinson. 39 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,051 Charred medium-well. 40 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,553 And by a chef who knew exactly what he was doing. 41 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:39,819 You certainly can't blame me this time. I had absolutely nothing to do with it. 42 00:02:39,926 --> 00:02:43,362 I wouldn't put it past you, Smith. Sabotage is your favorite sport. 43 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:46,159 How dare you, sir! I demand an apology at once! 44 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:48,234 Outraged innocence will get you nowhere, Smith. 45 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:50,393 All right, how did you do it? How did you do it? 46 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:54,405 This is insufferable! I refuse to listen to another word! 47 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:57,340 All right, Smith. Calm down. I was only testing. 48 00:02:57,443 --> 00:03:01,607 - I don't think you had anything to do with it. - I should hope not. 49 00:03:01,714 --> 00:03:05,047 You don't have the mentality. 50 00:03:05,151 --> 00:03:07,847 Well, it'll take a lotta work, but I guess it can be fixed. 51 00:03:09,989 --> 00:03:12,457 You're not planning to work on it today, I hope? 52 00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:14,493 As a matter of fact, I am. 53 00:03:14,594 --> 00:03:17,859 As soon as I can get in touch with the Jupiter 2 and have them send out some spare parts. 54 00:03:17,964 --> 00:03:20,592 Jupiter. Jupiter 2, come in. 55 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,861 Come in, Jupiter 2! 56 00:03:29,442 --> 00:03:31,933 Melted... like lava. 57 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:35,381 I'm beginning to feel very warm. 58 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:41,480 Major, do you see an erupting volcano anywhere? 59 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:44,989 If I did, we wouldn't be alive to talk about it, Smith. 60 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:46,991 I'm gonna find out what happened to the others. 61 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:49,254 - Station three's the nearest. Let's get over there. - On foot? 62 00:03:49,362 --> 00:03:53,526 Unless you've sprouted wings in the last few seconds. Come on. 63 00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:58,070 Madness. Sheer madness. Hiking, in the midday sun. 64 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:04,041 [ Electronic Tone ] 65 00:05:22,955 --> 00:05:24,786 John, what's wrong with these things? 66 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:29,191 I wish I knew. Every circuit in our communication system's burned out. 67 00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:31,490 You mean you can't get in touch with the others? 68 00:05:31,597 --> 00:05:34,259 No. We might as well be on a desert island. 69 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:38,167 Well, we are on sort of a desert-- a deserted planet. 70 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:41,773 I'm not so sure about that. 71 00:05:41,874 --> 00:05:43,774 What do you mean? 72 00:05:43,876 --> 00:05:47,073 Well, systems like this don't burn out or fuse simultaneously... 73 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,444 without our back-up systems taking over. 74 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:53,315 - You know something? Our back-up system's burned out! - Meaning what? 75 00:05:53,419 --> 00:05:57,480 - This is all a deliberate plan of destruction. - Deliberate? 76 00:05:57,590 --> 00:06:02,050 If you're asking me what's behind it, I'm as much in the dark about that as you are. 77 00:06:02,161 --> 00:06:04,129 Well, then, I think we'd better go and get the children. 78 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:07,461 They must realize by now that they can't reach us by radio. 79 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:10,866 The sensible thing for them to do would be head right back here. No, we'd better wait. 80 00:06:10,970 --> 00:06:15,566 All right. They are sensible... I hope. 81 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:19,204 It is my considered opinion, Will Robinson... 82 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:22,281 that the sensible thing to do is return at once to the Jupiter. 83 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:25,909 Well, I think it's just as sensible to try and find out what caused all this. 84 00:06:26,018 --> 00:06:28,248 I know what caused it, Will Robinson. 85 00:06:28,354 --> 00:06:31,448 - You do? Well, why didn't you say so? - You did not ask me. 86 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:34,458 "You did not ask me." Well, I'm asking you now! 87 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:37,222 An electronic catastrophe such as we experienced... 88 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:40,731 can only be produced by hypersonic wave emissions... 89 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:44,462 from a source far more powerful than I am equipped to compute. 90 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:47,038 That source is very close. 91 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:50,007 - Good. We'll find it and knock it out. - Wait! 92 00:06:50,109 --> 00:06:54,205 - Well? - The source I have mentioned may be "unknockable." 93 00:06:54,313 --> 00:06:56,304 Well, we'll see. Let's go. 94 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,748 You are the boss, Will Robinson. 95 00:06:58,851 --> 00:07:00,648 - Judy? - Penny? 96 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:02,380 - Penny? - Judy? 97 00:07:02,488 --> 00:07:04,388 What are you, Smith, some kind of offbeat echo? 98 00:07:04,490 --> 00:07:08,620 I am merely trying to do my share of the work, Major. 99 00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:12,494 Boy, this one really got clobbered. I hope the girls weren't too close when it blew. 100 00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:15,658 [ Gasps ] What is this? Oh, the poor dears. 101 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:17,929 Aw, Smith, don't be so morbid. 102 00:07:18,037 --> 00:07:20,801 My guess is they high-tailed it back to the Jupiter when this thing happened. 103 00:07:20,907 --> 00:07:25,867 - I hope so. I sincerely hope so. - Yeah, well, let's get over to Will's station. 104 00:07:25,978 --> 00:07:30,506 Can't we assume that the same thing happened there and make our way back to the Jupiter 2? 105 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:33,380 My feet are a disaster area. 106 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:37,889 I feel for you, Smith. Why don't you try walking barefoot? 107 00:07:37,990 --> 00:07:40,220 Barefoot, indeed. 108 00:07:46,032 --> 00:07:48,694 Looks like Will and the Robot headed back to camp too. 109 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:51,895 We could have saved ourselves the journey if you'd listened to me. 110 00:07:52,004 --> 00:07:54,564 This baby makes three. 111 00:07:54,674 --> 00:07:59,509 They probably blew simultaneously. But why? And how? 112 00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:01,512 All right, Smith, let's get back to the Jupiter. 113 00:08:01,614 --> 00:08:05,778 - [ Female Voice ] Wait. Wait where you are. - Wait for what? 114 00:08:05,885 --> 00:08:08,854 - I didn't say anything. - Come on, Smith, stop playing games with me. 115 00:08:08,955 --> 00:08:11,446 I am not playing games. 116 00:08:11,557 --> 00:08:13,923 I think it-it came from there. 117 00:08:14,026 --> 00:08:17,052 Oh, forget it, Smith. This equipment is hopelessly wrecked. 118 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:20,098 [ Female Voice ] As far as you are concerned, that is true. 119 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:24,230 Major, I think we should go. 120 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,328 It's only a voice. It-It can't hurt us. 121 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:31,433 Of course I cannot. Any more than I can hurt that stone behind you. 122 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:34,377 Whoa! 123 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:36,971 That voice has a sting to it, eh, Smith? 124 00:08:37,083 --> 00:08:40,610 Now harken to this. You will now return to your flight ship... 125 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:43,052 and rejoin your fellow voyagers. 126 00:08:43,155 --> 00:08:47,558 You will hear from me again when you are there. You will. 127 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:52,188 - Now, look, what's this all about? - Prisoners may not ask questions. 128 00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:55,756 - Prisoners? - Surrender your weapons. 129 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:57,961 - No, thanks. - [ High-pitched Tone ] 130 00:08:58,070 --> 00:09:00,800 Whoa! 131 00:09:00,907 --> 00:09:04,274 Return to your ship and await orders. 132 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:07,107 Yes, sir-- Uh, yes, ma'am. 133 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:11,411 Now don't be in such a hurry, Smith. There are a few things I'd like explained. 134 00:09:11,517 --> 00:09:15,453 Your orders, when you receive them, will be self-explanatory. 135 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:20,788 Ask no further questions if you wish to live. Return to your ship at once. 136 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:23,418 [ High-pitched Tone ] 137 00:09:23,529 --> 00:09:27,363 - We're going. We're going! - We were just about on our way back there anyway. 138 00:09:27,466 --> 00:09:29,832 [ Tone Stops ] 139 00:09:29,936 --> 00:09:32,734 We're going. Yes, we are. We're going. 140 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:46,018 Anything happen to the equipment at your station? 141 00:09:46,118 --> 00:09:49,110 It blew just like stations two and three. I guess Will and Penny told you, huh? 142 00:09:49,221 --> 00:09:50,483 The children aren't back yet. 143 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,989 - They're not? - No. 144 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:55,083 All I know is a voice bounced off that wrecked master system... 145 00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:58,027 and said something about your getting back to the ship and surrendering your guns. 146 00:09:58,130 --> 00:10:00,030 It was addressed to the major and me. 147 00:10:00,132 --> 00:10:04,228 A female voice, I believe, much more deadly than the male. We are her prisoners. 148 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:08,569 Well, I'm not. Neither are you or any of us, for that matter. 149 00:10:08,674 --> 00:10:12,576 - But I'm very much afraid the children are. - Well, let's go find them. 150 00:10:12,678 --> 00:10:15,647 - [ High-pitched Tone ] - [ Female Voice ] Stand fast! 151 00:10:15,748 --> 00:10:17,477 [ Tone Stops ] 152 00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:21,576 - Surrender your weapons. - Well, there it goes again. 153 00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:29,926 Look at this thing! Not one circuit that isn't blown! 154 00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:32,088 And yet that voice bounces through loud and clear! 155 00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:36,066 Well, it may be transmitted by a high-energy radio mirage, not that it helps us. 156 00:10:36,168 --> 00:10:38,227 - [ Footsteps Approaching ] - What are you doing? 157 00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:42,365 We don't have too much time. I'll stack the weapons out here. 158 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,705 Stop dreaming, Smith, and put the guns away. 159 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:47,506 Mark my words, we shall rue this day. 160 00:10:50,182 --> 00:10:52,673 [ Sighs ] John, what are we going to do? 161 00:10:55,054 --> 00:10:58,820 Well, until we know about the children, we better pretend to play it her way. 162 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:05,723 Gosh. This looks like it could be a landing pad. 163 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:08,959 It's been used recently. Maybe this blew our transmitter. 164 00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:12,128 I can neither affirm nor deny, Will Robinson. 165 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:15,230 Gosh, these posts go all the way around. 166 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:18,071 It must be some kind of generator posts for a force field. 167 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:22,136 - [ Beeping ] - What's that? 168 00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:26,014 It may be the source of the radio wave emissions. 169 00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:32,219 - It's coming from that cave. - Warning! Warning! 170 00:11:32,324 --> 00:11:36,556 Look, I know it's "unknockable," but I'm gonna try and knock it out anyway. 171 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,612 [ Whistles ] 172 00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:09,425 You're right, Robot. It does look kind of "unknockable." 173 00:12:09,528 --> 00:12:12,986 But if I can just change the frequencies so they don't interfere with ours-- 174 00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:16,830 That is a dangerous step, Will Robinson. I caution against it. 175 00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:20,372 Well, you're always cautioning or warning against something. 176 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:25,376 I must repeat my warning. This is a hostile, alien campsite. 177 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,878 We must return to the Jupiter 2 immediately. 178 00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:31,541 You don't understand. They could wreck all our equipment with this. 179 00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:33,618 Very true, Will Robinson. 180 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,649 This looks like it must be their frequency transformer. 181 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,023 Well, here goes. 182 00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:46,930 [ High-pitched Tone ] 183 00:12:51,637 --> 00:12:54,902 You're right, Robot. We'd better get back to the Jupiter. 184 00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:57,407 I would recommend extreme speed! 185 00:12:57,510 --> 00:13:00,741 [ Tone Continues ] 186 00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:02,746 [ Tone Ends ] 187 00:13:04,016 --> 00:13:06,007 [ Female Voice ] Stand fast! 188 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:09,053 Bring the male child here. 189 00:13:13,058 --> 00:13:15,083 And bring that too. 190 00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:28,104 Male children who attempt acts of aggression against us... 191 00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:31,199 rarely live to reach maturity. 192 00:13:37,082 --> 00:13:40,984 - What are you? - I am a Robot of the Class M-3... 193 00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:45,079 programmed to provide information and support to all Jupiter personnel. 194 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:47,159 You sound much too masculine. 195 00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:49,124 Is that bad? 196 00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:54,598 It is ridiculous that they would create a machine in a man's image. 197 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:58,898 Look, ma'am, what I was doing wasn't an act of aggression. 198 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,666 That machine busted our radio network. 199 00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:06,768 It was I who "busted it," if that is your expression for destruction. 200 00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:10,781 - But why, ma'am? - My name is Niolani. 201 00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:15,752 Nobly born of the Kondor Nation of female warriors. 202 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,755 You will address me accordingly. 203 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:22,123 Okay, Noble Niolani. But you still haven't answered my question. 204 00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:27,256 Male children should be seen and not heard, much less permitted to ask questions. 205 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:31,166 I don't see why you have to be a female warrior when there's so many men around. 206 00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:35,206 Their numbers grow less and less, thanks to us. 207 00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:38,868 They are a useless lot, fit only for simple guard duty. 208 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,580 I wish I could help, Will Robinson... 209 00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:47,448 but the radio wave emissions have paralyzed my attack system. 210 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,453 What are you gonna do with us? 211 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,353 You'd better let me go, 'cause when my father hears about this-- 212 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,858 His father... 213 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:58,123 a mere mortal male. 214 00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:06,105 John, I'm sure that that voice or-or that woman or whatever she is has the children. 215 00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:11,338 John, I'm sure that that voice or-or that woman or whatever she is has the children. 216 00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:14,435 - Yes, I'm afraid you're right. - I know you're right, madam. 217 00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:17,379 - Well, Major, now may I stack the weapons? - No! 218 00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:21,180 - Very well, but you're asking for trouble. - [ Niolani ] Indeed, he is! 219 00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:29,051 Forward! 220 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,066 Halt! 221 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:42,907 Where are your weapons? You were ordered to surrender them. 222 00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:46,307 - What about our children? - They have been taken captive... 223 00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:50,849 along with that repulsive creature, Class M-3. 224 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,885 - They've got the Robot. - What are you going to do with them? 225 00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:58,346 Surrender your weapons. 226 00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:01,620 Well, they've got the children. 227 00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:04,924 - Don, deliver the guns. - Come on, Smith. 228 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:16,573 She's very beautiful, even if she is deadly. 229 00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:18,734 Yeah, so's a tigress. 230 00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:22,240 - Get going. - Aren't you coming with me? 231 00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:24,316 Get going! 232 00:16:36,628 --> 00:16:39,256 There is a weapon missing. 233 00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:44,803 You have the vulgar cunning of all members of your sex. 234 00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:53,571 If there are any further attempts at escape or violence... 235 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:59,584 by any of you, your end will be swift, I promise you. 236 00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:06,482 Move out! March! 237 00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:15,100 Halt! 238 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,930 Stand guard. 239 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:26,276 Any woman who acts like a barbarian is gonna be treated like one. 240 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:29,176 From now on, she's interplanetary enemy number one. 241 00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:33,183 - We'll do nothing until we know about the children. - Will seems safe enough. Look. 242 00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:38,218 - Will. - Mom! 243 00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:40,291 Oh, Will. 244 00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:44,826 The male child is a captive. Let him be. 245 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:49,162 - Yes, but he's my son! - The women of my nation have had many sons. 246 00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:52,294 They are of little worth to us. Fall in! 247 00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:01,280 You have no doubt all wondered why you were taken prisoner. 248 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,248 You have no doubt all wondered why you were taken prisoner. 249 00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:05,316 Yes, I've been more than wondering. 250 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,885 - And if I had half the chance-- - Not now, Don. 251 00:18:07,986 --> 00:18:10,819 Your moral courage is not what is needed here. 252 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:15,257 What we need is your male animal strength. That is all. 253 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:19,820 - Does that include the strength of children? - Only male children. 254 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,162 You will not interrupt me again. 255 00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:25,895 Now, harken to this. 256 00:18:28,373 --> 00:18:31,342 "This planet has been chosen as a settlement... 257 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:36,039 "for a pioneer colony of female warriors of the Kondor Nation. 258 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:40,881 "You have been taken captive in order that you may prepare the landing pad... 259 00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:43,011 "and an electronic purifying arch... 260 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:46,182 "through which all our warrior colonists will have to pass... 261 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:50,489 - before breathing the air of their new home." - Bully for them. 262 00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:52,826 You said something? 263 00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:55,764 Do you expect to do all this work with our bare hands? 264 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:59,395 To clear the pad, bare hands will do. 265 00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:02,668 For the arch, the necessary sections will be provided. 266 00:19:02,774 --> 00:19:04,969 Since they are due to arrive shortly... 267 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:10,674 you will be expected to work night and day, with only brief periods for food and rest. 268 00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:15,014 Laggards, I must warn you, will be severely punished. 269 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:19,955 It will be futile for you to attempt escape, as you will now see. 270 00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:26,522 That is a force-field barrier. Do not attempt to pass through it. 271 00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:29,123 Doesn't look like much of a barrier to me. 272 00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:31,964 Go on, try it. You are the arrogant one. 273 00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:44,146 Put them to work! You, come with me! 274 00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:49,277 - No, I want to stay here. - You will now fulfill your true destiny. Come. 275 00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:02,558 Ohh! I can't! My delicate back will break. 276 00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:06,695 That seems to be the general intention around here, for all of us. 277 00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:16,142 Judy. Judy, are you all right? 278 00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:18,443 Uh-huh. Penny's all right too. She's with Mother. 279 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,450 Oh, good. 280 00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:23,521 Well, I hope they haven't been working you the way they've been working us. 281 00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:26,523 Uh-uh. Women have their privileges in this community, Don. 282 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:30,925 - Really? Like what? - Oh, like being waited on by men... 283 00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:36,194 while Niolani tells us all about the estimable virtues of the female... 284 00:20:36,301 --> 00:20:38,701 and the not-so-estimable vices of the male. 285 00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:41,500 Hmm. I hope you haven't been swallowing any of that. 286 00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:47,441 Judy, you shouldn't be here with Don like this. You know it's against the rules. 287 00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:50,879 Yeah, well, you can tell Niolani for me, Penny, that it's not against human nature. 288 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:54,316 - And there's nothing she's going to do about that. - I'd better go. 289 00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:05,156 Haven't you any conscience whatsoever, Smith? 290 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:08,233 Of course I do. But you and the Professor are so much stronger than I am. 291 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:10,392 I know you wouldn't want me to tear a ligament. 292 00:21:11,503 --> 00:21:14,961 - Hey, how about a hand? - [ Yells ] 293 00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:24,913 Right in there. That's it! One more! There! 294 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:28,316 I think it's beginning to look rather magnificent now that it's up. 295 00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:30,320 No thanks to you. 296 00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:34,119 The spirit was willing, Professor, but the flesh, that's quite a different story. 297 00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:36,490 I'm afraid I'm not as young as I used to be. 298 00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:38,961 But surely the Noble Niolani understands that. 299 00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:44,297 The only thing the Noble Niolani understands is that men are nothing compared to women. 300 00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:46,598 She may have a point, you know. 301 00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:51,301 A society of female warriors, female leaders, it might be very interesting. 302 00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:55,540 I think we should discuss it with her and perhaps contribute to this great society. 303 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:57,774 Come on, Smith, get back to work, huh? 304 00:22:01,787 --> 00:22:05,154 The only chance we have of breaking out of here is getting through that force field. 305 00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:07,748 Well, what about Maureen and the girls? 306 00:22:07,859 --> 00:22:12,887 We'll be back for them. Niolani thinks all women are allies. She won't hurt them. 307 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,432 But tell the Robot to get Will. Hurry! 308 00:22:22,307 --> 00:22:24,798 Open the force field so we can get these rocks out. 309 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,540 Force field, open! 310 00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:34,951 - When it's open, we make our move. - Right. 311 00:22:39,124 --> 00:22:43,720 Ohh! I shall never be the same. I can feel something tearing inside. 312 00:22:43,829 --> 00:22:47,890 It is always the seat of your pants, Dr. Smith! Stand up straight! 313 00:22:47,999 --> 00:22:51,162 [ Electronic Tone Lowering ] 314 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,401 Here, catch! 315 00:22:59,511 --> 00:23:02,309 Oh, you clumsy clod! 316 00:23:03,849 --> 00:23:08,115 [ High-pitched Tone ] 317 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,814 Stop it! Stop it! I can't bear it! 318 00:23:16,027 --> 00:23:19,258 Poor, sensitive creatures. 319 00:23:19,364 --> 00:23:22,162 Everything is too much for you. 320 00:23:22,267 --> 00:23:25,828 From now on, your rest periods will be much shorter. 321 00:23:25,937 --> 00:23:28,462 The colonists are due to arrive soon. 322 00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:33,033 If you have not finished the landing pad by then... 323 00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:35,579 you will die! 324 00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:53,197 Dr. Smith, I don't see why you have to do all this fancy stuff. 325 00:23:53,298 --> 00:23:55,528 I mean, it's not gonna help us one bit. 326 00:23:55,634 --> 00:24:00,003 Blank spaces offend my sense of completeness, William. 327 00:24:01,573 --> 00:24:03,905 Did I ever tell you that had I not taken to medicine... 328 00:24:04,009 --> 00:24:06,671 I would have become a great muralist and sculptor? 329 00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:08,678 It occurs to me that Michelangelo... 330 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:12,944 should have been known as the Zachary Smith of his time. 331 00:24:13,051 --> 00:24:15,349 William, assist the master. 332 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:18,787 There... and there. 333 00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:23,884 Ah! Oooh! Oh, dear! Ohh! 334 00:24:23,995 --> 00:24:28,329 The agony I endure for the ecstasy of my art. 335 00:24:28,433 --> 00:24:33,063 Ah! It is beginning to look rather intriguing, don't you think? 336 00:24:33,171 --> 00:24:35,639 It is beginning to look rather nauseating. 337 00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:39,767 I do not recall asking for your opinion, you misshapen mummy. 338 00:24:39,878 --> 00:24:42,403 Work! Work! Back to work! 339 00:24:42,514 --> 00:24:45,813 Yes, Noble Niolani. To work, to work, to work, to work. 340 00:24:48,053 --> 00:24:50,021 Forward! 341 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,528 Halt! 342 00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:04,134 How dare you waste precious time. 343 00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:08,104 I was just adding a final little artistic embellishment, milady. 344 00:25:08,206 --> 00:25:12,040 - What final embellishment? - My signature. 345 00:25:12,143 --> 00:25:14,236 You have not worked very hard. 346 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,246 But indeed I have, on this. 347 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:20,375 It demands great artistic genius, not mere muscle. 348 00:25:20,485 --> 00:25:24,546 - Artistic genius? - It runs in the family, milady. 349 00:25:24,656 --> 00:25:28,387 All the Smiths have very definite artistic flair. 350 00:25:28,493 --> 00:25:30,984 Come, Smith. 351 00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:38,493 Come with me. Proceed! 352 00:25:38,603 --> 00:25:40,628 At once, mighty maiden. 353 00:25:46,778 --> 00:25:50,305 I sure hope she isn't gonna punish Dr. Smith for messin' up the arch. 354 00:25:50,415 --> 00:25:52,645 I do not think so, Will Robinson. 355 00:25:52,751 --> 00:25:56,653 The female of the species always has a soft spot for artists. 356 00:25:58,123 --> 00:26:01,217 How come you know so much about the female of the species? 357 00:26:01,326 --> 00:26:04,489 I have been around, Will Robinson. I have been around. 358 00:26:04,596 --> 00:26:06,894 The guards better not catch you two loafing. 359 00:26:06,998 --> 00:26:09,091 Oh, they're stupid. We can fool 'em. 360 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,896 That's what the conditioning machine says about all men. 361 00:26:12,003 --> 00:26:14,563 - I sure hope you don't believe it. - And why shouldn't I? 362 00:26:14,673 --> 00:26:17,073 After all, you don't think much of girls. 363 00:26:17,175 --> 00:26:19,200 They are kind of scatterbrained, I guess. 364 00:26:19,311 --> 00:26:22,712 Oh, is that so? Well, let me tell you something, William Robinson. 365 00:26:22,814 --> 00:26:27,774 The male is nothing. The female is everything. Everything! So there. 366 00:26:27,886 --> 00:26:30,582 Boy, are you confused. 367 00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:36,086 - Pick it up. - Pick it up? 368 00:26:36,194 --> 00:26:38,856 Maybe you didn't hear me. I said, pick it up. 369 00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:45,735 Put it back on my wrist. At once! 370 00:26:53,244 --> 00:26:55,508 What's gotten into her? 371 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:59,311 I have a strange suspicion Penny has acquired some of the characteristics... 372 00:26:59,417 --> 00:27:01,317 of the female warrior nation. 373 00:27:01,419 --> 00:27:04,013 [ Both Giggling ] 374 00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:07,853 What a nice, agreeable male you are, Smith. 375 00:27:09,494 --> 00:27:12,054 Come closer. 376 00:27:12,163 --> 00:27:15,360 Let me see your teeth. Open your mouth! 377 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:18,402 - Wider! Say "ahh." - Ahhhh! 378 00:27:18,503 --> 00:27:20,698 Very healthy. Stand up! 379 00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:28,437 Throw out your chest! Out! Out! I said, out! 380 00:27:28,546 --> 00:27:31,947 - It's out as far as it'll go. - Ohh. 381 00:27:32,050 --> 00:27:35,019 All right, bend your elbow and clench your fist. 382 00:27:36,888 --> 00:27:39,015 [ Giggling ] 383 00:27:39,124 --> 00:27:43,493 [ Sighs ] What a pitiful specimen you are, Smith. 384 00:27:43,595 --> 00:27:47,031 But you'll do, for a while. 385 00:27:47,132 --> 00:27:49,430 You will do. 386 00:27:49,534 --> 00:27:52,503 As what, Noble Niolani? 387 00:27:54,139 --> 00:27:58,405 As my consort, what else? 388 00:28:02,580 --> 00:28:05,572 You know, if there was some way of sabotaging her hypersonic transmitter... 389 00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:07,652 we might be able to alter their flight path. 390 00:28:07,752 --> 00:28:10,983 - Yeah, except she lives right in there with it, she never sleeps. - Yeah. 391 00:28:11,089 --> 00:28:15,025 - Well, maybe we could do something about the arch. - How would that help, Son? 392 00:28:15,126 --> 00:28:18,857 Well, she said that they had to pass through it to breathe in this atmosphere, remember? 393 00:28:18,963 --> 00:28:22,228 - Yeah. - Split! The goons! 394 00:28:23,968 --> 00:28:28,234 All right, you yardbirds, shape up and get back to work! 395 00:28:28,339 --> 00:28:31,069 Oh, please, gentlemen. You simply must cooperate. 396 00:28:31,176 --> 00:28:33,872 Niolani will be terribly annoyed at me if you don't. 397 00:28:33,978 --> 00:28:36,640 Well, that's just too, too, too bad, isn't it, Smith? 398 00:28:36,748 --> 00:28:38,841 What are you anyway, some kind of a teacher's pet? 399 00:28:38,950 --> 00:28:42,886 Niolani has graciously consented to let me be her consort. 400 00:28:42,987 --> 00:28:44,887 How did you manage that? 401 00:28:44,989 --> 00:28:49,517 - I guess she fell for his artistic genius or something. - She appreciates it, my boy. 402 00:28:49,627 --> 00:28:53,256 I expect to have the honor of artist in residence conferred upon me... 403 00:28:53,364 --> 00:28:55,992 when the rest of the colonists arrive. 404 00:28:56,101 --> 00:28:58,661 Now, hop to it! Get to work! 405 00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:07,275 What a charming symbol of authority. 406 00:29:07,378 --> 00:29:09,744 Thrilling. Such power. 407 00:29:09,848 --> 00:29:13,340 To work! To work, at once! You, sir... 408 00:29:13,451 --> 00:29:16,147 police up the approach to the arch, pick up every pebble. 409 00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:18,449 Dainty feet are coming. Dainty feet. 410 00:29:18,556 --> 00:29:20,751 Dainty feet, yuck! 411 00:29:20,859 --> 00:29:23,760 Bah! Well, what are you waiting for? 412 00:29:23,862 --> 00:29:26,558 Just to see how far you've gone over, Smith. 413 00:29:26,664 --> 00:29:28,723 Spare me your conundrums, Major. 414 00:29:28,833 --> 00:29:31,427 Dr. Smith, have you forgotten whose side that you're on? 415 00:29:31,536 --> 00:29:35,131 My dear boy, artists are above taking sides. 416 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:40,610 I prefer not to participate in this dreary masculine protest. To work! 417 00:29:40,712 --> 00:29:44,648 To work! At once! At once! 418 00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:48,241 - Well, okay. Let's go. - Everybody up! To work, to work! 419 00:29:49,687 --> 00:29:52,485 And how is the work coming, Smith? 420 00:29:52,590 --> 00:29:57,527 Under my artistic guidance, it's almost complete, Noble Niolani. 421 00:29:57,629 --> 00:30:01,463 - What a nice, comfortable consort you are. - [ John ] She's in there. 422 00:30:07,005 --> 00:30:10,634 - What is the meaning of this? - We've done the work you expected of us. 423 00:30:10,742 --> 00:30:14,439 - We've cleared the pad and erected the arch. - Good. 424 00:30:14,546 --> 00:30:16,707 Under my strict supervision, of course. 425 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:21,184 We'd have done it without your supervision, and for one reason-- 426 00:30:21,286 --> 00:30:24,119 to be free of you and your colonists. 427 00:30:24,222 --> 00:30:27,123 Now I demand our release, as well as the release of my family. 428 00:30:27,225 --> 00:30:29,716 But there are other planets. 429 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,762 And what's that supposed to mean? 430 00:30:31,863 --> 00:30:35,128 Colonization is a never-ending task for my nation. 431 00:30:35,233 --> 00:30:38,600 You'll be needed to prepare for their arrival wherever they land. 432 00:30:38,703 --> 00:30:42,469 Are you saying you intend to hold us captives indefinitely? 433 00:30:42,574 --> 00:30:44,769 No, not indefinitely. 434 00:30:44,876 --> 00:30:48,243 Just as long as your physical stamina lasts. 435 00:30:48,346 --> 00:30:51,179 After which, you will be like them. 436 00:30:51,316 --> 00:30:54,012 Oh. 437 00:31:05,496 --> 00:31:07,464 You are inviting death. 438 00:31:07,565 --> 00:31:10,193 Well, it's better than being one of your male slaves. 439 00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:42,566 I could quite easily have destroyed him... 440 00:31:42,667 --> 00:31:45,227 but he is powerful enough to be useful. 441 00:31:45,336 --> 00:31:49,500 - He'll recover. - [ Beeping ] 442 00:31:52,844 --> 00:31:57,713 Ah! The colonists arrive with the light of the sun. 443 00:31:57,815 --> 00:32:01,615 I will introduce you to them as my consort... 444 00:32:01,719 --> 00:32:04,051 as they come through the arch. 445 00:32:04,155 --> 00:32:06,919 I hope they like your arch, Smith. 446 00:32:07,025 --> 00:32:10,893 Oh, they'll love it, Noble Niolani. They will simply love it. 447 00:32:10,995 --> 00:32:16,900 Now tell me, dear lady, where do you and I go after the arrival of the colonists? 448 00:32:17,001 --> 00:32:19,697 To seek another habitable planet, of course. 449 00:32:19,804 --> 00:32:24,673 I know an excellent planet. It happens to be in a neighboring solar system. 450 00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:29,076 It's called Earth. I would simply adore to show you around. 451 00:32:29,180 --> 00:32:31,148 [ Growls ] 452 00:32:31,249 --> 00:32:33,945 Males never show females around, Smith. 453 00:32:34,052 --> 00:32:37,783 You go where I go and never vice versa. 454 00:32:37,889 --> 00:32:41,154 Of course, dear lady, never vice versa. 455 00:32:41,259 --> 00:32:43,352 [ Growls ] 456 00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:46,328 Here. Now drink some of this. 457 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,127 How do you feel? 458 00:32:51,235 --> 00:32:55,638 Like I've been over Niagara Falls in a paper cup, three times. 459 00:32:55,740 --> 00:32:57,640 But I'll be all right, I guess. 460 00:32:57,742 --> 00:33:01,269 Look, if we're not out of here before those colonists arrive, we've had it. 461 00:33:01,379 --> 00:33:04,007 Now, we've got some guns stashed at the drill site. 462 00:33:04,115 --> 00:33:06,345 We've gotta find an opening in that force field. 463 00:33:06,451 --> 00:33:10,387 Well, it can be operated through the transmitter and that antenna there. 464 00:33:10,488 --> 00:33:13,218 I saw the controls before I got clobbered. 465 00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:16,953 - You think you can get to it? - Well, I'll try. 466 00:33:17,061 --> 00:33:19,222 All right, here's what you do. 467 00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:26,869 - Well, what do you think of it, milady? - It is beautiful. 468 00:33:26,971 --> 00:33:30,566 [ Niolani ] We will take it with us wherever we go. 469 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:34,907 Your former friends will do the work of dismantling and reassembling. 470 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:39,279 And could they also form a guard of honor at our betrothal? 471 00:33:53,331 --> 00:33:57,392 [ Electronic Tone Lowering ] 472 00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:02,631 Okay. 473 00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:10,748 Carry on, Smith. 474 00:34:48,486 --> 00:34:51,944 Where do you think you're going? Back to work at once, do you hear? To the rear, march! 475 00:34:52,056 --> 00:34:54,889 - Smith, call off these goons! We're gonna get the guns! - And you're going with us. 476 00:34:54,992 --> 00:34:57,893 No, I am not. You can't make me a party to your scheme. 477 00:34:57,995 --> 00:35:01,487 Niolani will never forgive me. She'll divorce me before she marries me! 478 00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:04,500 Smith, you don't mean any more to her than we do. You've gotta let us go! 479 00:35:04,602 --> 00:35:07,332 Now! 480 00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:10,407 - Smith, come on! - [ Yelling ] 481 00:35:10,508 --> 00:35:13,477 Let me go! Let me go! Sergeant of the guard! 482 00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:23,477 Well, now, Smith, you are becoming as brave as our female warriors. 483 00:35:23,588 --> 00:35:28,355 I shall recommend you for a decoration-- the Kondor Merit Badge. 484 00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:32,793 The Kondor Merit Badge. Oh, thank you, milady. 485 00:35:32,897 --> 00:35:35,263 As you were. 486 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:38,769 Fall in! 487 00:35:53,518 --> 00:35:58,478 Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. 488 00:36:14,639 --> 00:36:17,631 If you wish to obtain my full cooperation, Will Robinson... 489 00:36:17,742 --> 00:36:19,676 you must tell me your plans. 490 00:36:19,777 --> 00:36:22,803 We're gonna try and blow up the arch before her warriors get there. 491 00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:24,973 If it works, they won't be able to land... 492 00:36:25,082 --> 00:36:27,812 and Niolani will be in the doghouse with her nation. 493 00:36:27,919 --> 00:36:29,944 Here, you take the detonator. 494 00:36:30,054 --> 00:36:32,989 [ Grunts ] And I'll carry the plastic explosives. 495 00:36:33,090 --> 00:36:36,184 Oh, dear! It is frightfully heavy. 496 00:36:36,294 --> 00:36:41,425 - What's gotten into you? - Nothing. Really, nothing. 497 00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:44,831 For a minute, I thought you were gonna get all artistic, like Dr. Smith. 498 00:36:44,936 --> 00:36:50,067 Now all we have to do is figure out some way to put it in the arch so they don't see it. 499 00:36:50,174 --> 00:36:54,474 I have programmed my computers to be sly, devious and sneaky... 500 00:36:54,579 --> 00:36:56,672 and have come up with a Dr. Smith solution. 501 00:36:56,781 --> 00:36:59,341 I will tell you about it on the way. 502 00:37:04,655 --> 00:37:07,317 Well, what do you think of it, Robot? 503 00:37:07,425 --> 00:37:09,620 That is probably the most beautiful piece of work... 504 00:37:09,727 --> 00:37:12,127 ever to have been made out of plastic explosives. 505 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:14,858 Well, I'm not as good as Dr. Smith at making statues... 506 00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:17,935 but mine's got more of a kick to it, I hope. 507 00:37:19,470 --> 00:37:22,234 Well, here, you stay here with the detonator. I'll be back. 508 00:37:22,340 --> 00:37:24,433 Will do, Will Robinson. 509 00:38:57,802 --> 00:38:59,929 Stay here and hold the fort, Robot. 510 00:39:00,037 --> 00:39:02,870 It will be a lonely vigil for me, Will Robinson... 511 00:39:02,973 --> 00:39:07,637 but I realize that he also serves who only stands and pulsates. 512 00:39:07,745 --> 00:39:10,509 - Well, just stand guard. - Affirmative. 513 00:39:16,420 --> 00:39:19,548 - Will's got the detonator hidden among the rocks. - Good for Will. 514 00:39:19,657 --> 00:39:21,591 I don't know whether to pat him on the back... 515 00:39:21,692 --> 00:39:26,254 - or take him over my knee for takin' a chance like that. - What's the strategy now? 516 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:29,356 All right, when we break out of here, you pick the guard you're gonna tackle. 517 00:39:29,467 --> 00:39:31,401 I'll take the other one out and head for the detonator. 518 00:39:31,502 --> 00:39:33,402 It'll be Will's job to clear the family out of the area. 519 00:39:33,504 --> 00:39:36,564 Good. What about Smith? Will did say he kept quiet when he saw them escape. 520 00:39:36,674 --> 00:39:39,507 - Well, he'll be given fair warning. - All right. 521 00:39:39,610 --> 00:39:44,013 Well, there's nothing left for us to do now but wait for the dawn. 522 00:39:46,751 --> 00:39:48,878 Well, Smith, how do I look? 523 00:39:51,088 --> 00:39:55,889 Ravishing, Noble Niolani. Simply ravishing. 524 00:39:55,993 --> 00:39:58,689 I look rather ravishing myself, don't you think? 525 00:39:58,796 --> 00:40:00,923 [ Beeping ] 526 00:40:01,031 --> 00:40:05,900 Harken! Our first spaceship has sighted the planet. Call out the honor guard. 527 00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:11,235 - Fall in! - Yes, sir! Yes, madam. 528 00:40:18,349 --> 00:40:23,286 Rise and shine! Rise and shine! This is an historic occasion! 529 00:40:23,387 --> 00:40:26,220 Come on, Smith, you don't really expect us to shine, do you? 530 00:40:26,323 --> 00:40:29,019 Now you heard what the man said, didn't you? He said, "rise and shine." 531 00:40:29,126 --> 00:40:32,323 Silence in the ranks! Attention! To the arch! 532 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:35,797 March! Hup, two, hup, two. Stay in step! 533 00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:39,427 Hup, two, hup, two. Halt! Fall in over here. 534 00:40:40,504 --> 00:40:42,404 Hey. 535 00:40:42,506 --> 00:40:44,406 Splendid! 536 00:40:44,508 --> 00:40:47,409 Oh, dear. 537 00:40:47,511 --> 00:40:51,777 Dear. Something's happened to one of my lovely little statues. 538 00:40:51,882 --> 00:40:54,373 But it'll only take a jiffy to give it a little touch-up. 539 00:40:54,485 --> 00:40:57,454 - But, Dr. Smith-- - Yes? 540 00:40:57,555 --> 00:40:59,682 Nothing. 541 00:41:13,704 --> 00:41:15,763 Halt! 542 00:41:19,410 --> 00:41:23,176 Where is Smith? The colonists are due to arrive in a matter of minutes. 543 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,714 I'll get him for you, Noble Niolani. 544 00:41:28,452 --> 00:41:32,183 Dr. Smith! Don't hit it! 545 00:41:32,289 --> 00:41:35,952 What is the meaning of this, William? You should be standing at attention at the arch. 546 00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:38,790 I know, but that statue, it's-it's-it's-- 547 00:41:38,896 --> 00:41:41,558 - "It's-It's" what? Speak up, my boy. - It's-- It's explosive! 548 00:41:41,665 --> 00:41:44,828 Ahh! Explosive? 549 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:48,999 Dr. Smith, it's not one of the statues you made. 550 00:41:49,106 --> 00:41:51,404 I made it to blow up the arch. 551 00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:56,037 But, William, that's vandalism. My magnificent arch. 552 00:41:56,146 --> 00:41:58,410 I know how you feel about it, Dr. Smith... 553 00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:00,848 but it's the only way we've got to get out of here... 554 00:42:00,951 --> 00:42:04,079 and away from that female and other females like her. 555 00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:07,680 They'd make life just about unbearable for us men, Dr. Smith. 556 00:42:07,791 --> 00:42:10,021 But think of the wonders of their civilization... 557 00:42:10,127 --> 00:42:12,595 think of the blessings they confer on mankind. 558 00:42:12,696 --> 00:42:15,563 They just confer those blessings on womankind. 559 00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:18,260 To them, mankind is just something to kick around. 560 00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:20,769 And I'm not gonna let you do this to Dad and Don. 561 00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:25,103 And if you think Niolani's gonna give you any extra privileges, well, you're wrong. 562 00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:29,407 To her, you're just another man or-- or a mouse, like those guards of hers. 563 00:42:29,513 --> 00:42:33,779 - I shall never be a mouse! - For a minute you sounded like the Dr. Smith I used to know... 564 00:42:33,884 --> 00:42:36,819 before you got all involved with her. 565 00:42:36,921 --> 00:42:41,119 But I'm just kidding myself. You're not the old Dr. Smith. 566 00:42:42,359 --> 00:42:45,419 - William? - Well, what is it? 567 00:42:45,529 --> 00:42:49,590 Can't you think of a safer way to effect your escape? 568 00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:51,861 It's the only way we've got. 569 00:42:53,637 --> 00:42:56,800 Very well, then take it. 570 00:42:56,907 --> 00:42:59,171 - And good luck. - You have to take it. 571 00:42:59,276 --> 00:43:02,439 - It's supposed to be a part of your artistic genius. - Me? 572 00:43:02,546 --> 00:43:06,243 - I can't! - [ Niolani ] Smith, report at once! 573 00:43:06,350 --> 00:43:08,750 Yes, sir-- I mean, ma'am! 574 00:43:09,987 --> 00:43:12,217 Oh, William. 575 00:43:12,323 --> 00:43:14,587 What shall I do? Tell me what to do. 576 00:43:14,692 --> 00:43:17,525 Now listen carefully. 577 00:43:17,628 --> 00:43:22,088 Pick it up and take it to where you got it. 578 00:43:22,199 --> 00:43:24,394 Then call for me like you need my help... 579 00:43:24,501 --> 00:43:27,993 and I'll come and I'll reconnect the blasting wires. 580 00:43:28,105 --> 00:43:33,008 But remember, whatever you do, don't drop it. 581 00:43:33,110 --> 00:43:35,874 [ Niolani ] Report at once, Smith! 582 00:43:35,980 --> 00:43:39,416 Coming, N-N-N-Noble N-N-N-Niolani! 583 00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:51,728 - Don't drop it! - [ Yells ] 584 00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:06,705 [ Yells ] 585 00:44:06,810 --> 00:44:09,438 Careful. It's explosive. 586 00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:20,347 Forgive the delay, oh mighty maiden... 587 00:44:21,592 --> 00:44:23,492 but an artist's work is never done. 588 00:44:23,627 --> 00:44:27,063 Another moment, Smith, and I would have done away with you. 589 00:44:27,164 --> 00:44:30,793 I just wanted the arch to be perfectly adorned for the arrival of the colonists. 590 00:44:30,901 --> 00:44:32,892 But I'm afraid I shall need some help. William! 591 00:44:34,038 --> 00:44:36,006 Coming, Dr. Smith. 592 00:44:51,855 --> 00:44:54,289 Ah, they have arrived! 593 00:44:57,261 --> 00:45:01,163 - Back to your place, male child. - Yes, ma'am. 594 00:45:01,265 --> 00:45:03,859 Now! 595 00:45:03,967 --> 00:45:08,995 - Run for your lives! - Stand fast! Stand fast, I say! 596 00:45:27,791 --> 00:45:29,850 Mission accomplished. 597 00:45:37,801 --> 00:45:39,894 [ Beeping ] 598 00:45:40,003 --> 00:45:43,962 Yes. Yes, my queen, I shall return at once. 599 00:45:54,284 --> 00:45:57,811 Hail to thee, blithe spirit... 600 00:45:57,921 --> 00:46:01,755 cherub thou never wert. 601 00:46:01,859 --> 00:46:07,058 Ah me, the last relic of my creative genius. 602 00:46:07,164 --> 00:46:09,826 That is not a product of your creative genius. 603 00:46:09,933 --> 00:46:14,370 - That was made by Will Robinson out of plastic explosive. - [ Yells ] 604 00:46:18,742 --> 00:46:21,905 [ Laughing ] I never said I was perfect. 605 00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:29,515 Just you wait, you misguided, mechanical misery. 606 00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:34,284 [ Sighs ] Disgraced. Humiliated. 607 00:46:34,391 --> 00:46:39,556 Defeated by mere males. Oh, I shall be court-martialed. 608 00:46:39,663 --> 00:46:42,632 Sentenced to a lifetime of degrading drudgery-- 609 00:46:42,733 --> 00:46:46,032 cooking, cleaning, laundry... 610 00:46:46,136 --> 00:46:50,766 squalling, sniveling children. [ Sobbing ] 611 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:59,210 You have defeated me. 612 00:46:59,316 --> 00:47:03,275 You are free now. It is I who am captive. 613 00:47:03,387 --> 00:47:07,551 Well, it isn't a defeat to acknowledge that men are just as good as women. 614 00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:12,459 Why, equality of the sexes has advantages you may have overlooked. 615 00:47:12,563 --> 00:47:17,023 I must tell my people about that. Perhaps they will listen. 616 00:47:29,947 --> 00:47:32,177 Your scepter, Noble Niolani. 617 00:47:32,282 --> 00:47:34,307 Thank you, male child. 618 00:47:41,358 --> 00:47:45,021 Well, do you still think the male is nothing and the female is everything? 619 00:47:45,128 --> 00:47:47,062 I never said any such thing. 620 00:47:47,164 --> 00:47:49,428 - Oh, yes, you did! - No, I didn't. 621 00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:53,230 Oh, come on now. Isn't it time that you two were tired of the battle? 622 00:48:03,313 --> 00:48:06,043 Well, we've replaced all the transistoroids. 623 00:48:06,149 --> 00:48:08,344 All that remains now is to lay in the relays. 624 00:48:08,452 --> 00:48:10,943 And make sure we get back to full power gradually. 625 00:48:11,054 --> 00:48:13,818 Well, that'll be Smith's job. Do you understand what you're to do? 626 00:48:13,924 --> 00:48:17,360 - Of course I do, Professor. It's a very simple procedure. - Good. 627 00:48:17,461 --> 00:48:19,452 All right, Smith, let's hear you repeat it. 628 00:48:19,563 --> 00:48:21,929 I am fully aware of my responsibilities, Major. 629 00:48:22,032 --> 00:48:25,468 As I have said many times in the past-- Never fear, Smith is here. 630 00:48:25,569 --> 00:48:27,833 Oh, I know this is a mistake. 631 00:48:27,938 --> 00:48:30,133 All right, let's go over it once more. 632 00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:33,801 When you see the yellow light go on, hit the blue button... 633 00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:36,402 then wait two seconds and hit the black button... 634 00:48:36,513 --> 00:48:38,879 then wait three seconds and hit the green. 635 00:48:38,982 --> 00:48:42,782 - Child's play. - Well, that's why we picked you to do it. 636 00:48:42,886 --> 00:48:46,686 Bah! Huh. Nothing to it at all. 637 00:48:46,790 --> 00:48:50,920 The yellow light, the black button, the blue button and the green button. 638 00:48:51,028 --> 00:48:54,327 - Would you like some coffee? - Thank you very much, dear lady. Black, if you don't mind. 639 00:48:54,431 --> 00:48:56,626 - Right. - Now, let me see, what was it? 640 00:48:56,733 --> 00:49:00,635 Uh, green, blue, black, yes. No. 641 00:49:00,737 --> 00:49:05,674 - Blue, yellow, uh, green, uh, black-- - Is something wrong? 642 00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:09,268 - Nothing at all, madam. Just solving a simple problem. - [ Beeping ] 643 00:49:09,379 --> 00:49:13,509 - What's that for? - A signal from your husband. Now, let me see. 644 00:49:13,617 --> 00:49:16,211 Well, whatever it is John wants you to do, I think you better do it. 645 00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:18,686 By all means. Now which button was it? 646 00:49:18,789 --> 00:49:21,622 Ah! The green button, of course! There. 647 00:49:21,725 --> 00:49:23,693 [ Explosion ] 648 00:49:26,897 --> 00:49:29,866 - Oh, John! - Something appears to be wrong. 649 00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:32,231 I'd better press the blue button. 650 00:49:32,336 --> 00:49:35,828 [ Explosion ] 651 00:49:41,545 --> 00:49:43,877 Dr. Smith! Dr. Smith! 652 00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:45,881 Oh! I'm innocent! 653 00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:49,043 The professor probably got his wires crossed. I did everything perfectly. 654 00:49:49,152 --> 00:49:52,918 - Look, Don and John are in there! We've got to get to them! - You should go without me. 655 00:49:53,023 --> 00:49:55,184 In the event of a further disaster, I will care for the children. 656 00:49:55,292 --> 00:49:58,784 - No, you're coming with me. - I don't see any reason why we should both risk our lives! 657 00:49:58,895 --> 00:50:01,295 - Come on, now. They may be badly injured. - Oh! 658 00:50:04,234 --> 00:50:07,670 - [ John ] Maureen, stay back! - Ohh! I knew this was a mistake! 659 00:50:07,771 --> 00:50:11,400 - There's a high-voltage cable moving in the room! - We're all going to be killed! 660 00:50:13,310 --> 00:50:15,301 [ Explosion ] 58015

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