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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Well, this is exciting.
My first bust on a glacier.
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Uh, hey, Dad, should I have
my crown on for this?
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I'm on it.
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Don't worry, he'll be fine.
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Try more royal, Norm!
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Hey, thanks, Socrates.
You're a real prince.
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Forgot where
I left my crown.
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Think it was at
the walrus convention.
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It was by the hot tub.
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And I'm not a prince.
I'm a duke.
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If the crown doesn't fit,
maybe I should quit.
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More royal, eh? Uh, uh...
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How's this?
King in action! Check me out.
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Smooth move, buddy.
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Uh-huh, uh, pensive king.
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How's this?
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Whoa! Look out!
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Whoa!
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Doh! Ding! Please... Some...
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What? Huh?
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Could you call
an osteopath?! Oh!
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Go, Quinn, go!
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Go, Quinn, go! Go, Quinn, go!
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Listen up, guys.
You know, I'm Quinn.
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This is my bro Chase,
and my kid sister, Maria.
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Our dad is gonna be named king
today, which makes me a prince.
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But most importantly,
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it means you guys need to treat
King Norm with some respect.
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He's not some goof ball...
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- sliding around on the ice.
- Slow down!
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Yow!
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Ow!
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Oh, my back.
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- You all right, Dad?
- I'm good!
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Never better, kids.
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Sorry, Reuben.
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Wassup, dudes, dudettes?
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Ahh!
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Agh.
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Not just yet, kids. The ceremony
is at Pride Ice in a couple of hours.
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Tell your friends free snow
cones for everybody, big party.
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See? This isn't so hard.
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Afternoon, boys!
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Mickey, no cheating, eh?
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Lord knows where you
hide that extra ace!
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That's gonna be
King of the Arctic?
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I got
more royalty in my cards.
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I mean, look, a Dodo bird!
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Hmm?
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How long you think
his reign will last?
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30 seconds, tops.
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He's gonna take one step onto Pride
Ice and fall on his furry butt.
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No, but dude, come on,
he's nice!
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Yeah, nice to laugh at!
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Guys, I'm right here.
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Ladies, gentlemen, and caribou,
this is a great moment.
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For the first time,
we officially recognize
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the ascendency of a new
King of the Arctic. Norm!
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Yay! Love you, Norm.
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It is Polar custom to...
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Can you please
turn off your phone!
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Sheesh.
Have some respect!
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Although, whoever's phone
that is has good taste.
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That song rocks.
I got the same ringtone.
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Oh, rats, that's
my phone, isn't it!
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Uh, just a sec.
I gotta take this.
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- Phone?
- Classic Norm.
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Olympia, what's up, girl!
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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What? No. No, you didn't!
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Olympia just solved
a crossword blindfolded!
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Do you have to talk
to her about it now?
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No, no, I guess not.
Hold on.
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I'm kinda in the middle
of something here, Olympia.
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Everyone's giving
me weird looks.
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Wait! The reason I'm calling is
because I have huge news.
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You ready?
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Okay, hold on,
I'll put you on speaker.
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Everyone, my friend
Olympia is on the line.
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She's got big news!
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We just heard
from the mayor.
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Norm, you're getting
the Key to New York City!
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Who, me?
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Yes, you!
You're the King of the Arctic!
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It's the highest honor
a dignitary can have.
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And since you can talk...
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they want to bring you
down here again for a ceremony!
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I'm so excited to see you
again! Talk to you soon!
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Hey, everyone, my first order
of business as your king...
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is to go back
to New York City!
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Huh? Yay!
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Bad idea, dude!
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Don't listen to him, Norm.
This is a good idea.
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You can prove to the humans...
and the animals...
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that you are a great
and true king.
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Mom, I think you should
tell Dad to stay here.
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He's got no business
going to New York.
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What do you mean, honey?
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I'm worried about him.
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Is he my dad? Yes.
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Do I love him? Yes.
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But do I think he'll go to New
York without embarrassing himself?
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No.
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Don't underestimate
your father.
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He's done this once before,
and he can do it again.
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He's the King of the Arctic,
after all.
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He's just not like us.
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He's too human,
and I'm worried that he's
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not the type of king
that they're expecting.
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They're expecting that!
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That! Or That!
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But not that.
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Oh...
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Bye, honey.
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Hey, don't fight
with your sister.
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Hey, Quinn, I was thinking
that as the oldest,
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you'd like to see The Big Apple,
too. Whadd'ya say?
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You want me
to come with you?
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Sure do. Next time maybe
Maria or Chase'll come,
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but for now, I figure we
need some one-on-one time.
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It'll be fun.
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Awesome!
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All right, little guys, you stay here
and hold down the fort while I'm gone.
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No! I don't want to hear it!
I'm gonna have my hands full
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without you little fur balls
running around.
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I'll see you when I get back.
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Love you! 'Cept you, Mickey.
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We'll be back soon!
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Peace out, Arctic!
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Don't let your meat loaf!
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All right, well, we're going
to the city that never sleeps,
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so maybe we should
get some shut eye.
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Got a long ride
ahead of us.
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Don't be nervous.
You got this.
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What the...
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Oh, you guys!
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- Tah-dah!
- I said you can't come!
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- Oh.
- But no, you don't care.
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You just want a free ride
to New York.
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You want to pee in the subway,
like everyone else!
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Really? You came
to support me?
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Of course, Dad.
They love you.
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It's okay,
I'll look after you.
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Come on, guys.
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Oh!
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Vera! Olympia!
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Oh, I missed you guys!
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Come here! Lemme give you
a proper bear hug!
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I missed you, too, Norm,
but can you let us go?
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Hard to breathe
in all this fur.
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There she is,
my little Einstein!
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The smartest girl
in the whole wide world.
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And you must be Quinn!
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Yes, yes.
Where are my manners?
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Guys, this is my son, Quinn.
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Quinn, this is Olympia.
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She eats rocket scientists
for breakfast.
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And this right here
is Vera.
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She took good care of me
last time I was here.
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Well, I'm impressed, Pop.
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It seems like you have
some good friends here.
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Uh...
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- What?
- Quinn speaks human, too?
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He does!
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- I do?
- Yes! You do!
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He does?
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Oh, yeah, he does.
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Oh, just a sec. I can't...
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Uh, ah! Okay, good, good.
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Good! Got it!
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Whoa, this place rocks!
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And you haven't even
seen the best part.
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We got it all for you guys.
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Alaskan king crab, salmon,
dried seaweed...
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This is the prettiest sight
these eyes have ever seen!
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Mmm!
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The next thing I know,
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I'm sliding on my butt
for the whole Arctic to see!
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No way!
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I just want to make sure
I'm actually king material.
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I've got the entire
Arctic counting on me,
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and I'm not as graceful
as my grandpa, you know?
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Ooh!
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I see your point,
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but you just need
to be yourself.
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You're a great king because
you're not totally perfect.
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You're just you.
And people like you.
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Speaking of people
liking you,
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you are doing such
a great job with Olympia.
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She and Quinn sure seem
to be hittin' it off.
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Hey, here, let's get a picture of the
kids sleepin' on the couch together!
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I'll get my phone.
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Son of a seal!
I left my phone up north!
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I don't know
about this, Maria.
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Dad'll kill us if he finds out
we were playing with his phone.
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Oh, relax.
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I just want to see if we can
live stream Dad's key ceremony.
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I'm nervous
he's gonna mess it up!
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Well, let's try
to track him.
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No, lemme see.
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We can try and triangulate
his coordinates...
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by using a combination of a
peer-to-peer traffic system...
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and the City of New York's own
proprietary mapping algorithms.
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Excuse me.
Nerd alert.
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Got it!
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It's really small.
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I have an idea!
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Man, if bears
could sweat...
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that's what I'd be
doing now. Sweating.
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Ooh.
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Whoa!
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Oh, sorry,
sensitive nose.
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Oh, that's gonna stain.
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Yeah!
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- Kids?
- Oh.
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What is going on here?
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Why do you have
Norm's phone?
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Uh... It was Maria!
Maria had the phone!
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She made me help her! She's out
of control, I swear! Help me!
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Thanks a lot, narc!
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I'm disappointed
in both of you.
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Your father would not be happy
to see that you did this.
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But Mom, we only did it so we
could watch him and cheer him on.
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We're nervous for Dad,
and we want him to be okay.
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Is this true?
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Yeah!
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Mickey? You too?
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Eh, sorta.
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I bet my antlers he falls flat on
his face walking up the stairs.
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Oh...
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Hey.
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Good afternoon.
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Today is a great day.
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First off, I'd like
to thank our great sponsors,
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Far North Water,
the purest water there is.
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"Water from so far north,
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it might as well
be from heaven."
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Ahh!
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As the leader of the greatest
human city on Earth,
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it only makes sense
that I would present to you
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someone of similar stature.
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I would like to introduce an
individual of great honesty,
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of great courage,
a respected dignitary,
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the King of the Arctic!
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Folks, you already know him
as Norm of the North!
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You got this, Norm.
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Huh.
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You must be
related to Norm!
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Yep. That's my dad.
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I'm Mrs. Lieberman.
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I'm a big fan
of your father.
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Look at him up there.
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He's cooler than
a cucumber, isn't he?
254
00:16:03,346 --> 00:16:06,580
Oh, man, I hate stairs.
255
00:16:06,582 --> 00:16:08,485
Ah...
256
00:16:11,153 --> 00:16:12,989
Okay.
257
00:16:17,526 --> 00:16:18,592
Oh!
258
00:16:18,594 --> 00:16:20,327
That's gotta hurt.
259
00:16:20,329 --> 00:16:23,195
Oh, yes! Pay up, baby!
260
00:16:24,999 --> 00:16:28,568
Oh, I mean, oh no,
you got this, Norm!
261
00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:35,643
Okay.
262
00:16:37,612 --> 00:16:39,278
Can we...?
Oh, you wanna...?
263
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,212
- Okay, so...
- All right. Ooh.
264
00:16:42,684 --> 00:16:44,052
- Yeah.
- Okay.
265
00:16:46,054 --> 00:16:50,188
Norm, you are a true example
of leadership and goodness.
266
00:16:50,190 --> 00:16:53,491
You not only saved your
kingdom from destruction,
267
00:16:53,493 --> 00:16:56,728
but also inspired us
to be as courageous,
268
00:16:56,730 --> 00:17:00,298
as good,
and as trustworthy as you.
269
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:02,634
And as a symbol
of our trust in you,
270
00:17:02,636 --> 00:17:06,470
it is my honor to present
the Key to the City,
271
00:17:06,472 --> 00:17:08,706
the highest honor
we can bestow.
272
00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:13,477
It is a key that opens every
single door in the entire city.
273
00:17:13,479 --> 00:17:16,147
Wow, Mayor,
this is a great honor.
274
00:17:16,149 --> 00:17:19,016
Don't you worry, I'm gonna
guard this thing with my life.
275
00:17:22,154 --> 00:17:24,554
All right now,
ladies and gentlemen,
276
00:17:24,556 --> 00:17:26,657
our great friend
Norm of the North
277
00:17:26,659 --> 00:17:30,694
is now going to dazzle
us with a speech.
278
00:17:30,696 --> 00:17:31,728
Right, Norm?
279
00:17:31,730 --> 00:17:33,230
Uh...
280
00:17:33,232 --> 00:17:35,064
You prepared a speech,
didn't ya?
281
00:17:35,066 --> 00:17:37,533
Oh, oh.
282
00:17:37,535 --> 00:17:39,703
Just... Okay.
283
00:17:39,705 --> 00:17:42,039
A speech, uh...
284
00:17:42,041 --> 00:17:43,506
Don't worry, Norm!
285
00:17:43,508 --> 00:17:45,009
You got this.
286
00:17:45,011 --> 00:17:48,080
Just imagine
everyone naked!
287
00:17:50,281 --> 00:17:51,647
Wait a minute.
288
00:17:51,649 --> 00:17:53,249
I'm the only one
who's naked!
289
00:17:58,289 --> 00:18:00,255
Sorry about that, everyone.
290
00:18:00,257 --> 00:18:03,962
If I can be honest with you,
I'm extremely nervous right now.
291
00:18:05,429 --> 00:18:07,463
He might not be as
bad as I thought.
292
00:18:07,465 --> 00:18:09,564
I know I'm not
the smartest bear.
293
00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:11,433
I may not be the best looking.
294
00:18:11,435 --> 00:18:14,735
I'm pretty inarticulate.
I'm incredibly clumsy.
295
00:18:14,737 --> 00:18:17,772
If you would have told me that one
day I'd be representing the Arctic
296
00:18:17,774 --> 00:18:20,742
in New York City, accepting
the coolest award ever
297
00:18:20,744 --> 00:18:23,211
from such an amazing mayor,
298
00:18:23,213 --> 00:18:25,113
I would have laughed.
299
00:18:25,115 --> 00:18:27,249
But here I am, representing
the Arctic in New York City
300
00:18:27,251 --> 00:18:29,050
accepting
the coolest award ever,
301
00:18:29,052 --> 00:18:32,721
and the only thing
I can do is laugh.
302
00:18:32,723 --> 00:18:35,258
Oh.
303
00:18:37,126 --> 00:18:40,193
Okay, I have to admit
I'm impressed.
304
00:18:40,195 --> 00:18:43,230
And I wouldn't have been able to do
it without my family and my friends.
305
00:18:43,232 --> 00:18:45,465
Quinn, I love you
like a son, buddy!
306
00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:46,733
I am your son!
307
00:18:49,438 --> 00:18:53,307
And Vera and Olympia,
my very best friends...
308
00:18:53,309 --> 00:18:54,808
I love you like family.
309
00:18:54,810 --> 00:18:57,144
In fact, I love
you all like family!
310
00:18:57,146 --> 00:19:01,117
On behalf of the Arctic, I want
to thank you for this great honor.
311
00:19:11,559 --> 00:19:15,394
Norm, can I offer you and
your entourage a ride home...
312
00:19:15,396 --> 00:19:18,664
in this 40-foot stretch limo?
313
00:19:18,666 --> 00:19:21,667
Tempting. But when in New York,
do as the New Yorkers do.
314
00:19:21,669 --> 00:19:23,367
I think we'll walk home.
315
00:19:23,369 --> 00:19:25,336
Suit yourself, Norm.
See you later.
316
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:27,509
Enjoy the Key
to the City.
317
00:19:29,109 --> 00:19:31,309
Dad, are you out of
your mind?
318
00:19:31,311 --> 00:19:33,178
Turning down
a ride with the mayor...
319
00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:34,779
you're the King of the Arctic.
320
00:19:34,781 --> 00:19:36,481
I'm a bear of the people,
321
00:19:36,483 --> 00:19:38,450
And you don't become
a bear of the people
322
00:19:38,452 --> 00:19:40,818
by riding around
in fancy 40-foot limos.
323
00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:43,822
Hey-hey, thanks!
Yeah, sure, bring it in here.
324
00:19:43,824 --> 00:19:46,290
Aw, come on,
let's get everybody in.
325
00:19:46,292 --> 00:19:47,725
Yeah! Oh, good. Oh, yeah!
326
00:19:47,727 --> 00:19:50,128
Norm, I'm Mrs. Lieberman.
327
00:19:50,130 --> 00:19:52,430
Would you mind
taking a picture?
328
00:19:52,432 --> 00:19:54,801
For you,
Mrs. Lieberman, anything!
329
00:19:56,336 --> 00:19:58,337
Say "macaroni!"
330
00:20:02,808 --> 00:20:06,276
Norm! Norm! Norm!
331
00:20:06,278 --> 00:20:08,712
Norm, ol' buddy, ol' pal.
332
00:20:08,714 --> 00:20:10,515
Hey, Larry!
333
00:20:10,517 --> 00:20:13,182
Hey, guys, guys,
this is my friend Larry!
334
00:20:13,184 --> 00:20:14,851
You look just like me.
335
00:20:14,853 --> 00:20:16,652
But why do
you look like me?
336
00:20:16,654 --> 00:20:19,256
Since your last triumphant
trip to The Big Apple
337
00:20:19,258 --> 00:20:22,225
the market for Norm
impersonators has skyrocketed!
338
00:20:22,227 --> 00:20:24,593
My career is booming.
339
00:20:24,595 --> 00:20:27,863
I've even got a one-bear play
off off-Broadway.
340
00:20:27,865 --> 00:20:29,833
You almost blew my cover!
341
00:20:29,835 --> 00:20:33,469
Well, I'm happy for you.
It's an amazing costume.
342
00:20:33,471 --> 00:20:35,437
Norm, I know you're busy.
343
00:20:35,439 --> 00:20:39,240
I just wanted to say
I saw your speech and, buddy,
344
00:20:39,242 --> 00:20:43,147
I'm pretty impressed
with the king you've become.
345
00:20:44,949 --> 00:20:47,483
I'm pretty inarticulate.
346
00:20:47,485 --> 00:20:49,851
- If you would have told me that one day...
- Hey, Dad...
347
00:20:49,853 --> 00:20:52,688
it was really cool seeing you with
all the people up there today.
348
00:20:52,690 --> 00:20:55,256
I'm really proud to
have you as my dad.
349
00:20:55,258 --> 00:20:58,430
- You're a great king.
- Thanks, buddy.
350
00:21:15,879 --> 00:21:18,612
Dad! Dad, you gotta
see this!
351
00:21:18,614 --> 00:21:20,314
Ahh! I'm up! I'm up!
352
00:21:20,316 --> 00:21:22,216
Dad, you're
on every channel!
353
00:21:22,218 --> 00:21:25,484
I don't doubt it.
They love me here.
354
00:21:25,486 --> 00:21:26,954
No, in a bad way.
355
00:21:26,956 --> 00:21:28,888
There were a bunch
of robberies last night,
356
00:21:28,890 --> 00:21:30,924
and the entire city
thinks you did it!
357
00:21:30,926 --> 00:21:32,892
- What? This has gotta be a mistake.
- What's going on?
358
00:21:32,894 --> 00:21:37,330
Ahem. Is Norm of the North
a bank robber?
359
00:21:39,701 --> 00:21:42,703
Money has vanished from three banks.
We're looking into it.
360
00:21:42,705 --> 00:21:45,472
We're searching cameras
around the city.
361
00:21:45,474 --> 00:21:49,774
I want to urge everyone to remain calm
until we get to the bottom of this.
362
00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:53,713
Stay calm?
How can I stay calm?
363
00:21:53,715 --> 00:21:56,916
I've lost my entire
life savings.
364
00:21:56,918 --> 00:21:59,685
I'll lose my house!
365
00:21:59,687 --> 00:22:01,454
Poor Mrs. Lieberman.
366
00:22:01,456 --> 00:22:02,922
This doesn't make sense.
367
00:22:02,924 --> 00:22:05,390
Why would anyone
think I did this?
368
00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:07,792
Warning. Norm
shouldn't be trusted.
369
00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:09,331
Let's take a closer look.
370
00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:23,375
I can't find
the key anywhere!
371
00:22:23,377 --> 00:22:25,780
Come on! Where is it?
Where is it?
372
00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:29,280
Someone stole
the Key to the City!
373
00:22:29,282 --> 00:22:33,784
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no, this is bad!
This is bad!
374
00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:36,953
Norm is a lot of things,
but a crook ain't one of 'em.
375
00:22:36,955 --> 00:22:40,290
He's a big goofy bear
with a heart of gold.
376
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:42,462
Somethin' isn't addin' up.
377
00:22:45,630 --> 00:22:47,330
We have to help!
378
00:22:47,332 --> 00:22:49,935
- He's my dad.
- He's my best friend.
379
00:23:09,486 --> 00:23:11,320
Hey, whoa, stop!
380
00:23:11,322 --> 00:23:13,388
Rewind it back, right there,
when he's on the stairs!
381
00:23:13,390 --> 00:23:16,459
- That's not my dad!
- How can you be so sure?
382
00:23:16,461 --> 00:23:18,528
My dad doesn't do
stairs well.
383
00:23:18,530 --> 00:23:21,333
Plus, he's never stolen
anything in his life.
384
00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:27,835
See? My dad would've been on
his butt after the first step.
385
00:23:27,837 --> 00:23:29,071
Definitely not him.
386
00:23:29,073 --> 00:23:31,776
Good point.
So who is it?
387
00:23:35,479 --> 00:23:37,746
Wait a second. What about
the Norm look-a-like...
388
00:23:37,748 --> 00:23:40,114
with the mustache
who smells like macaroni?
389
00:23:40,116 --> 00:23:43,818
Uncle Larry? No, he'd never do
anything to hurt my dad's reputation.
390
00:23:43,820 --> 00:23:45,386
He loves him.
391
00:23:45,388 --> 00:23:46,987
Well, he's
the only person I've seen
392
00:23:46,989 --> 00:23:49,856
with a suit that good,
so maybe he knows something.
393
00:23:49,858 --> 00:23:51,525
Okay, let's go find him.
394
00:23:51,527 --> 00:23:52,729
Put 'em in.
395
00:23:54,763 --> 00:23:58,532
- For your dad.
- For your best friend.
396
00:24:18,787 --> 00:24:20,690
Larry, there you are!
397
00:24:23,424 --> 00:24:24,923
What's wrong?
398
00:24:24,925 --> 00:24:28,495
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
399
00:24:28,497 --> 00:24:29,963
Uh, I asked you first?
400
00:24:29,965 --> 00:24:31,667
That's what's wrong!
401
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,967
Your dad is public enemy
number one!
402
00:24:35,969 --> 00:24:38,169
What happened
to your new costume?
403
00:24:38,171 --> 00:24:40,938
You're kidding. I can't
wear that thing in public.
404
00:24:40,940 --> 00:24:43,675
I'd get spit on
even more!
405
00:24:43,677 --> 00:24:46,844
Anyway, it's at the dry cleaners,
and it's going to stay there.
406
00:24:46,846 --> 00:24:50,149
It's at the cleaners?
Interesting.
407
00:24:50,151 --> 00:24:53,451
I'll give you the ticket,
you can have it.
408
00:24:53,453 --> 00:24:56,088
I know your dad
is innocent.
409
00:24:56,090 --> 00:25:00,928
Tell him ol' Larry
is firmly on Team Norm!
410
00:25:03,897 --> 00:25:05,862
Ta!
411
00:25:14,841 --> 00:25:16,808
The costume is gone!
412
00:25:16,810 --> 00:25:18,775
The dry cleaners was
robbed yesterday too,
413
00:25:18,777 --> 00:25:20,177
and someone
took the costume.
414
00:25:20,179 --> 00:25:22,445
- Any clues?
- Not really.
415
00:25:22,447 --> 00:25:24,680
Security footage just
shows a shadowy figure.
416
00:25:24,682 --> 00:25:28,185
Oh, man, we're never
gonna solve this!
417
00:25:29,822 --> 00:25:31,821
Not so fast.
Look at this.
418
00:25:31,823 --> 00:25:34,191
11 pm, Lex Bank
was robbed.
419
00:25:34,193 --> 00:25:36,025
Two am, SoHo Bank.
420
00:25:36,027 --> 00:25:38,561
And then an hour later,
the Christopher Street Bank.
421
00:25:38,563 --> 00:25:40,797
Those are the three
biggest banks in the city.
422
00:25:40,799 --> 00:25:43,666
The fourth is
the Bank of Chinatown.
423
00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:46,836
Ah-ha! So you think they'll
hit that one next?
424
00:25:46,838 --> 00:25:49,905
Yes. And that bank is only a
few blocks from the East River
425
00:25:49,907 --> 00:25:52,974
and the Atlantic Ocean.
You know what that means?
426
00:25:52,976 --> 00:25:55,010
No, what?
427
00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:57,245
It means that the robber is
prepared to make a clean escape!
428
00:25:57,247 --> 00:26:00,081
He's going to rob the bank
and sail away scot free!
429
00:26:00,083 --> 00:26:01,983
Well, we can't
let that happen.
430
00:26:01,985 --> 00:26:05,890
Let's head to the bank
and catch this guy red-handed.
431
00:26:12,529 --> 00:26:14,761
Okay, discretion is key.
432
00:26:14,763 --> 00:26:17,164
We need to be silent,
with stealth, and...
433
00:26:17,166 --> 00:26:19,736
Oh.
434
00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:23,504
It's my mom.
435
00:26:23,506 --> 00:26:25,772
You're in big trouble,
young lady!
436
00:26:25,774 --> 00:26:28,675
I know, but Mom,
I think we cracked the case.
437
00:26:28,677 --> 00:26:31,078
Vera, we know where
the robber is gonna hit next!
438
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:33,514
- First we talked to Lawrence...
- Who led us to the dry cleaners...
439
00:26:33,516 --> 00:26:35,883
- Who said the suit was stolen...
- But now we're in Chinatown...
440
00:26:35,885 --> 00:26:38,151
At the bank!
441
00:26:38,153 --> 00:26:39,920
Whoa, slow down.
442
00:26:39,922 --> 00:26:42,088
I didn't follow any of that.
Stay where you are!
443
00:26:42,090 --> 00:26:44,090
- I'm coming.
- We're coming!
444
00:26:44,092 --> 00:26:47,728
Norm, it's too risky. Half
the city is looking for you.
445
00:26:47,730 --> 00:26:49,031
Hmm.
446
00:26:52,867 --> 00:26:54,166
Hi, Mom.
447
00:26:54,168 --> 00:26:55,868
Where's my dad?
448
00:26:55,870 --> 00:26:57,671
I'm right here.
449
00:26:57,673 --> 00:26:59,672
Uh! Oh. Wow.
450
00:26:59,674 --> 00:27:03,709
- Norm?
- It's just a disguise. Relax.
451
00:27:03,711 --> 00:27:06,546
Can we just focus
on the matter at hand, please?
452
00:27:06,548 --> 00:27:08,280
- Yeah. Let's go!
- Good idea.
453
00:27:08,282 --> 00:27:10,650
First, I gotta
get out of this.
454
00:27:10,652 --> 00:27:12,020
It's a little itchy.
455
00:27:18,192 --> 00:27:21,594
Holy shnikes!
He's in there!
456
00:27:55,694 --> 00:27:57,026
He's running away!
457
00:27:57,028 --> 00:27:58,797
I got him!
458
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,781
It looked like something was
beating up the Fake Norm.
459
00:28:18,783 --> 00:28:19,916
What was it?
460
00:28:19,918 --> 00:28:21,985
- Ow!
- Hyah!
461
00:28:21,987 --> 00:28:24,887
More robbers, huh?
462
00:28:27,025 --> 00:28:29,726
No, we're trying
to stop the robbers.
463
00:28:29,728 --> 00:28:31,127
Just like you, Fong.
464
00:28:31,129 --> 00:28:34,631
Hold up.
You know this... thing?
465
00:28:36,065 --> 00:28:38,633
Ow! Cut it out!
466
00:28:39,870 --> 00:28:41,637
Both of you, stop!
467
00:28:41,639 --> 00:28:44,639
This is Fong, the face
of the Bank of Chinatown.
468
00:28:44,641 --> 00:28:47,376
I've heard stories.
Now I know they're true.
469
00:28:47,378 --> 00:28:49,077
You are a financial wizard.
470
00:28:49,079 --> 00:28:53,782
Meh! It's all
in the lucky foot.
471
00:28:53,784 --> 00:28:56,821
Someone is framing Norm of
the North for the robberies.
472
00:28:57,852 --> 00:28:58,319
But he's innocent.
473
00:28:58,321 --> 00:29:01,088
- I know this.
- How do you know?
474
00:29:01,090 --> 00:29:02,793
Easy.
475
00:29:04,893 --> 00:29:07,328
Robbers' suits
have a zipper.
476
00:29:07,330 --> 00:29:09,366
Real bears don't
have zippers.
477
00:29:10,766 --> 00:29:12,667
Hey guys, look at this.
478
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:19,340
Oh!
479
00:29:19,342 --> 00:29:20,611
Ooh!
480
00:29:46,766 --> 00:29:49,203
We got you surrounded, Norm!
481
00:29:50,236 --> 00:29:51,803
I can see that.
482
00:29:53,773 --> 00:29:56,777
Oh, Normie.
483
00:30:06,753 --> 00:30:10,390
Whoa, Quinn, Quinn,
there is nothing you can do now.
484
00:30:11,724 --> 00:30:13,290
Fong will help you.
485
00:30:13,292 --> 00:30:16,126
Fong knows Norm
is a good bear.
486
00:30:16,128 --> 00:30:20,464
You know, you should be
proud of your father.
487
00:30:20,466 --> 00:30:23,934
This Fake Norm
robbing banks is a coward,
488
00:30:23,936 --> 00:30:28,039
and to find him,
we need to find the money.
489
00:30:28,041 --> 00:30:29,807
The East River.
490
00:30:29,809 --> 00:30:31,108
You guys go there.
491
00:30:31,110 --> 00:30:33,144
I will go save
Norm from jail...
492
00:30:33,146 --> 00:30:36,148
and I will take
Norm's helpers.
493
00:30:44,088 --> 00:30:46,990
You're done, Norm.
You'll never get out of here.
494
00:30:46,992 --> 00:30:49,192
You'll never see
your family again.
495
00:30:49,194 --> 00:30:53,163
You'll never see
the Arctic again!
496
00:30:53,165 --> 00:30:56,767
Just when you believe that a
leader has humanity and goodness,
497
00:30:56,769 --> 00:30:58,800
he goes and does
somethin' like this.
498
00:30:58,802 --> 00:31:01,836
You're telling me. I had my
life savings in that bank.
499
00:31:01,838 --> 00:31:05,143
I don't know how I'll afford
college for my kids now.
500
00:31:18,955 --> 00:31:20,192
Ow.
501
00:31:24,294 --> 00:31:26,393
Lemmings!
502
00:31:26,395 --> 00:31:28,062
Who are you?
503
00:31:28,064 --> 00:31:31,865
I am Fong. I know you
have many questions,
504
00:31:31,867 --> 00:31:35,236
but please, do not talk
until we get you out of here.
505
00:31:35,238 --> 00:31:39,841
First, I have a very important
message from your son, Quinn.
506
00:31:45,515 --> 00:31:50,150
Pastrami on pretzel bread.
No pickles. Extra cheese.
507
00:31:50,152 --> 00:31:52,018
Fries. Diet cola.
508
00:31:52,020 --> 00:31:54,287
Oh, wait, that was
my receipt from lunch.
509
00:31:54,289 --> 00:31:56,957
Sorry. Here we are:
510
00:31:56,959 --> 00:32:00,194
"Dad, you've always
been a true king..."
511
00:32:00,196 --> 00:32:03,063
"because you're so human.
You're kind."
512
00:32:03,065 --> 00:32:07,400
"Oh and P.S., stairs are
overrated, and I love you."
513
00:32:09,204 --> 00:32:11,336
That's enough, guys.
514
00:32:24,585 --> 00:32:27,553
Attention,
all police officers.
515
00:32:27,555 --> 00:32:29,988
There are free donuts
in the lobby.
516
00:32:29,990 --> 00:32:34,059
I repeat, there are
free donuts in the lobby.
517
00:32:34,061 --> 00:32:35,427
That is all.
518
00:32:35,429 --> 00:32:39,333
Ooh!
Hut, hut, hut!
519
00:32:50,076 --> 00:32:52,944
We have Norm.
The walrus is beached.
520
00:32:52,946 --> 00:32:55,312
I repeat,
the walrus is beached.
521
00:32:55,314 --> 00:32:56,982
Hey, really?!
522
00:32:56,984 --> 00:32:58,514
That's great!
We have the barge.
523
00:32:58,516 --> 00:33:00,149
Walrus is
beached here, too.
524
00:33:03,155 --> 00:33:06,423
Uh... On second thought,
the walrus is unbeached.
525
00:33:06,425 --> 00:33:07,891
No beach in sight.
526
00:33:07,893 --> 00:33:10,194
The barge is leaving.
527
00:33:10,196 --> 00:33:12,562
We have to make sure that the
money doesn't leave our sight.
528
00:33:12,564 --> 00:33:15,899
How are we going to stop
the money from leaving?
529
00:33:15,901 --> 00:33:17,667
I have an idea.
530
00:33:17,669 --> 00:33:21,440
I am rich.
I have my ways.
531
00:33:53,169 --> 00:33:55,569
Huh?
532
00:33:55,571 --> 00:33:56,704
Huh.
533
00:33:56,706 --> 00:33:59,641
You guys look familiar.
534
00:33:59,643 --> 00:34:03,211
Fong, you and the lemmings get
this boat back to the harbor.
535
00:34:03,213 --> 00:34:05,416
I'll take care
of these goons.
536
00:34:09,953 --> 00:34:11,117
Unh!
537
00:34:11,119 --> 00:34:13,587
- Aah! Wha?
- You!
538
00:34:13,589 --> 00:34:15,523
You took my money!
539
00:34:15,525 --> 00:34:16,560
Aah!
540
00:34:37,745 --> 00:34:40,182
Get that stupid bear!
541
00:35:06,606 --> 00:35:08,143
Aah!
542
00:35:12,313 --> 00:35:14,079
Uncle! Uncle!
543
00:35:15,782 --> 00:35:17,952
Whoa!
544
00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:31,795
Whoa!
545
00:35:31,797 --> 00:35:33,263
Oh! Huh?
546
00:35:33,265 --> 00:35:35,336
Aahhh!
547
00:35:40,272 --> 00:35:42,473
Oh... huh?
548
00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:48,044
Ooh.
549
00:35:48,046 --> 00:35:50,546
Nice work, team. These
guys aren't going anywhere.
550
00:35:50,548 --> 00:35:53,182
We retrieved all the money.
It's here.
551
00:35:53,184 --> 00:35:57,354
But we still don't know who
calls shots for the henchmen.
552
00:35:57,356 --> 00:36:00,724
Who really stole the money?
553
00:36:00,726 --> 00:36:02,758
Let's return the money
to the mayor.
554
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,660
He'll know I'm innocent!
He'll help us!
555
00:36:04,662 --> 00:36:07,233
Lemmings, turn this boat around!
556
00:36:14,071 --> 00:36:16,471
Mayor Freeman, is it true Norm
was proven innocent?
557
00:36:16,473 --> 00:36:18,207
Any idea who the real
bank robber is?
558
00:36:18,209 --> 00:36:20,308
Does anyone have a waffle maker?
559
00:36:20,310 --> 00:36:22,844
Patience, everyone. There
will be time for questions.
560
00:36:22,846 --> 00:36:27,116
But for now, let's give
a big round of applause...
561
00:36:27,118 --> 00:36:28,850
to the heroes of the hour...
562
00:36:28,852 --> 00:36:32,456
Norm of the North and Fong!
563
00:36:34,657 --> 00:36:37,291
C'mon guys, let's get
a group pic!
564
00:36:37,293 --> 00:36:41,095
I'm just happy that good folks like Mrs.
Lieberman got their money back.
565
00:36:42,698 --> 00:36:45,166
Sorry, sorry. It's the cologne.
566
00:36:45,168 --> 00:36:47,602
It's an acquired taste,
I suppose.
567
00:36:47,604 --> 00:36:50,604
Hey, someone bring us a bag
of Fong's money for the picture.
568
00:36:50,606 --> 00:36:52,106
Wouldn't that be nice, Fong?
569
00:36:52,108 --> 00:36:56,144
Oh, of course. I love my money.
570
00:36:56,146 --> 00:36:57,648
Of course you do.
571
00:37:05,621 --> 00:37:08,825
Wait a minute. That bag,
it smells like...
572
00:37:10,759 --> 00:37:12,893
That bag smells like the mayor.
573
00:37:12,895 --> 00:37:14,795
The money smells like the mayor!
574
00:37:14,797 --> 00:37:16,830
The mayor smells like the money!
575
00:37:16,832 --> 00:37:18,831
Hmm? Hmm...
576
00:37:18,833 --> 00:37:21,400
Well, I-I don't know what
you're talkin' about.
577
00:37:32,713 --> 00:37:36,682
Hey, this is the
Key to the City. My key!
578
00:37:37,919 --> 00:37:40,385
Norm, look up!
579
00:37:40,387 --> 00:37:44,490
The mayor is the bad guy.
We have definitive pr-
580
00:37:44,492 --> 00:37:46,458
pr-pr-pr-pr...
581
00:37:46,460 --> 00:37:48,927
ah... ahchooo!!!
582
00:37:48,929 --> 00:37:51,163
Police, stop the mayor!
583
00:37:51,165 --> 00:37:52,396
You heard him, Tony.
584
00:37:52,398 --> 00:37:54,431
Stop him from doin' what?
585
00:37:54,433 --> 00:37:55,900
Oh, yeah, I get it.
586
00:37:55,902 --> 00:37:58,670
Mayor Freeman,
you're under arrest.
587
00:37:58,672 --> 00:38:00,505
Me? Under arrest?
588
00:38:00,507 --> 00:38:02,541
Ha ha!
I'm the Mayor!
589
00:38:02,543 --> 00:38:04,608
I'm as powerful as a king!
590
00:38:04,610 --> 00:38:06,645
I can do what I want!
591
00:38:06,647 --> 00:38:09,380
That's not
what being a king is.
592
00:38:09,382 --> 00:38:12,950
Being a king is the responsibility of
knowing what's right and what's wrong.
593
00:38:12,952 --> 00:38:16,787
And to know that if you do something
wrong, you apologize for it!
594
00:38:16,789 --> 00:38:18,656
Haven't you
learned yet, Norm?
595
00:38:18,658 --> 00:38:20,957
A leader never apologizes.
596
00:38:20,959 --> 00:38:24,694
A leader makes people
apologize to him!
597
00:38:24,696 --> 00:38:27,531
- I'm sorry, Mr. Mayor...
- See?
598
00:38:27,533 --> 00:38:29,899
No. I meant,
I'm sorry...
599
00:38:29,901 --> 00:38:31,801
but you have to
go to jail now.
600
00:38:31,803 --> 00:38:34,503
I don't think so.
Ha ha!
601
00:39:12,910 --> 00:39:13,944
Huh?
602
00:39:18,816 --> 00:39:21,319
Huh? Huh?
603
00:39:24,786 --> 00:39:26,720
Fong, get as
close as you can.
604
00:39:26,722 --> 00:39:28,856
Norm, what are you
going to do?
605
00:39:28,858 --> 00:39:31,862
I'm gonna make him
apologize to the people.
606
00:39:42,639 --> 00:39:44,841
Huh?
607
00:39:47,042 --> 00:39:48,808
Geronimo!
608
00:40:01,823 --> 00:40:04,227
Whoa!
609
00:40:06,495 --> 00:40:08,027
Don't look down.
610
00:40:08,029 --> 00:40:09,961
Ahh! Don't look down!
Don't look down!
611
00:40:09,963 --> 00:40:13,901
Okay! Okay, yeah!
Yeah, that's high!
612
00:40:16,436 --> 00:40:17,471
Whoa!
613
00:40:20,508 --> 00:40:22,608
Oh, you!
614
00:40:22,610 --> 00:40:23,644
Oh!
615
00:40:40,592 --> 00:40:42,627
Get him, Norm!
616
00:40:42,629 --> 00:40:45,399
I won't let you down,
Mrs. Lieberman!
617
00:40:54,406 --> 00:40:56,107
You wanna go?
618
00:40:56,109 --> 00:40:57,709
Auto pilot engaged.
619
00:40:58,910 --> 00:41:00,977
Okay Mr. King of the Arctic,
620
00:41:00,979 --> 00:41:02,646
meet The King of the Ring!
621
00:41:04,515 --> 00:41:06,483
- Okay!
- Are you sure you wanna do this
622
00:41:06,485 --> 00:41:09,519
Mr. Mayor? I outweigh
you by like 900 pounds.
623
00:41:13,124 --> 00:41:15,792
You're gonna be locked up
for a long time.
624
00:41:15,794 --> 00:41:19,428
But before that,
you are going to apologize.
625
00:41:19,430 --> 00:41:21,529
Are you ready
to apologize?
626
00:41:21,531 --> 00:41:24,400
Never.
627
00:41:24,402 --> 00:41:25,867
Hmm...
628
00:41:29,507 --> 00:41:32,311
How about now?
Are you ready to apologize now?
629
00:41:45,789 --> 00:41:48,423
It has been revealed that
the mayor
630
00:41:48,425 --> 00:41:50,124
was impersonating
Norm of the North
631
00:41:50,126 --> 00:41:52,727
in an elaborate scheme
to steal money
632
00:41:52,729 --> 00:41:55,629
to fund
his presidential campaign.
633
00:41:55,631 --> 00:41:58,432
But in heroic fashion,
Norm tracked down the money
634
00:41:58,434 --> 00:42:00,535
and returned it to
its rightful owners.
635
00:42:00,537 --> 00:42:03,738
This begs the question,
"Should Norm run for mayor?"
636
00:42:03,740 --> 00:42:06,640
Uhh, well...
637
00:42:06,642 --> 00:42:08,810
I don't know
what to say.
638
00:42:08,812 --> 00:42:10,710
Well, that's
a first.
639
00:42:10,712 --> 00:42:14,181
To the wonderful
citizens of New York,
640
00:42:14,183 --> 00:42:16,983
the greatest city
on this earth,
641
00:42:18,654 --> 00:42:21,989
I am embarrassed.
I am humiliated.
642
00:42:21,991 --> 00:42:23,657
I am...
643
00:42:23,659 --> 00:42:25,726
I deserve this.
644
00:42:25,728 --> 00:42:29,896
And I'm sorry for everything
I've done to this great city.
645
00:42:29,898 --> 00:42:32,498
All right boys, take me away.
646
00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:36,971
Speech! Speech! Speech!
647
00:42:41,810 --> 00:42:43,910
Norm for President!
648
00:42:43,912 --> 00:42:45,481
I love you, Norm!
649
00:42:50,118 --> 00:42:52,752
We will be heading back
to the Arctic now.
650
00:42:52,754 --> 00:42:54,886
See you later, New York!
651
00:42:54,888 --> 00:42:55,923
Don't let your meat loaf!
652
00:42:59,860 --> 00:43:03,028
- It was great hanging with you, Olympia.
- Agreed.
653
00:43:03,030 --> 00:43:07,097
You're an awesome kid, Quinn.
I'm going to miss you.
654
00:43:07,099 --> 00:43:08,767
You guys should
come visit us
655
00:43:08,769 --> 00:43:10,769
in the Arctic,
meet the rest of the family.
656
00:43:10,771 --> 00:43:13,472
What do you say?
Maybe Spring Break?
657
00:43:13,474 --> 00:43:16,842
- Well, I don't see why not...
- Count me in!
658
00:43:16,844 --> 00:43:18,742
Love it.
659
00:43:18,744 --> 00:43:21,511
I love it!
Sounds like a great plan!
660
00:43:27,085 --> 00:43:30,857
Dad, come out here,
we're almost home!
661
00:43:37,763 --> 00:43:39,799
Look, it's Mt. Arcmore!
662
00:43:42,167 --> 00:43:43,766
Your face is done!
663
00:43:43,768 --> 00:43:46,001
Wow. I guess
it's true.
664
00:43:46,003 --> 00:43:48,173
The ice does add 300 pounds.
665
00:43:51,642 --> 00:43:55,481
Dad, it's the king
everyone loves.
666
00:44:02,019 --> 00:44:05,657
All right, lemmings, first day
back to work and I feel great!
667
00:44:06,825 --> 00:44:07,990
Looking good, Norm!
668
00:44:07,992 --> 00:44:09,757
Feeling good, Louis!
669
00:44:09,759 --> 00:44:11,993
Congrats on taking down
Mayor Freeman!
670
00:44:11,995 --> 00:44:15,933
You made us proud, Norm!
Glad to have you back!
671
00:44:20,670 --> 00:44:21,705
Ahh!
672
00:44:27,210 --> 00:44:28,545
Whoa, hold on!
673
00:44:33,916 --> 00:44:37,053
Ugh! Traffic jam!
674
00:44:38,755 --> 00:44:40,153
Hey, let's go!
675
00:44:40,155 --> 00:44:42,122
I'm gonna be
late for lunch.
676
00:44:42,124 --> 00:44:44,892
Sorry, chief. It's been
like this all day.
677
00:44:44,894 --> 00:44:47,294
Welcome back,
by the way.
678
00:44:47,296 --> 00:44:49,564
Honk! Honk! Honk!
679
00:44:49,566 --> 00:44:51,832
I wonder what's
holding everyone up.
680
00:44:51,834 --> 00:44:53,837
This gridlock is really...
681
00:44:55,037 --> 00:44:56,604
Garbage?
682
00:44:56,606 --> 00:44:58,137
Where are the cleaning crews?
683
00:44:58,139 --> 00:45:00,574
Are they on strike?
684
00:45:00,576 --> 00:45:03,643
Yeah, you know your brother
loves to have a good time.
685
00:45:03,645 --> 00:45:05,210
Leave him unsupervised,
686
00:45:05,212 --> 00:45:08,047
things are obviously gonna
get a little messy.
687
00:45:08,049 --> 00:45:10,282
This one's on you, big guy.
688
00:45:10,284 --> 00:45:12,719
I get that it's important
to stay hydrated,
689
00:45:12,721 --> 00:45:14,286
but this is a little much.
690
00:45:14,288 --> 00:45:15,957
Where'd these water
bottles come from?
691
00:45:20,328 --> 00:45:23,629
I go away for two weeks
and this place is falling apart!
692
00:45:23,631 --> 00:45:25,267
Lemmings, take me to Stan.
693
00:45:46,386 --> 00:45:48,085
King Norm speaking.
694
00:45:48,087 --> 00:45:52,255
Norm, my friend!
How's the Far North?
695
00:45:52,257 --> 00:45:54,692
Because down here,
things are great!
696
00:45:54,694 --> 00:45:57,061
Since we revealed
Mayor Freeman's plan
697
00:45:57,063 --> 00:45:58,896
and saved people's money,
698
00:45:58,898 --> 00:46:01,268
everyone is moving
their money into my bank!
699
00:46:02,902 --> 00:46:04,936
That's great, Fong.
You run a great bank.
700
00:46:04,938 --> 00:46:07,271
And it's mostly
thanks to you.
701
00:46:07,273 --> 00:46:11,174
You are a true hero
and a good bear.
702
00:46:11,176 --> 00:46:13,209
I'm trying to follow
in your footsteps
703
00:46:13,211 --> 00:46:15,245
and keep the bank extra safe.
704
00:46:15,247 --> 00:46:16,946
After all,
705
00:46:16,948 --> 00:46:19,149
no one can protect
what's valuable to them
706
00:46:19,151 --> 00:46:20,317
like themselves.
707
00:46:22,187 --> 00:46:25,058
I wish the animals
up here believed that.
708
00:46:46,411 --> 00:46:49,077
Maria takes the puck
across center ice,
709
00:46:49,079 --> 00:46:50,679
her stick handling is awesome.
710
00:46:50,681 --> 00:46:52,884
She fakes left, she fakes right.
711
00:46:55,152 --> 00:46:56,351
Yikes!
712
00:46:58,754 --> 00:47:01,388
You're supposed to try
and block it, Uncle Stan,
713
00:47:01,390 --> 00:47:02,390
not let me score!
714
00:47:04,326 --> 00:47:07,897
Easier said than done, kiddo!
You are too good!
715
00:47:09,299 --> 00:47:11,366
Hey, big bro!
716
00:47:11,368 --> 00:47:13,835
Stan, you were
supposed to be in charge
717
00:47:13,837 --> 00:47:14,935
and you're playing games?
718
00:47:14,937 --> 00:47:16,805
I'm having fun,
719
00:47:16,807 --> 00:47:18,205
for the first time
in my life.
720
00:47:18,207 --> 00:47:20,442
Well, no wonder
the Arctic's a mess.
721
00:47:20,444 --> 00:47:23,010
Oh sorry, "King Norm".
722
00:47:23,012 --> 00:47:26,012
Sorry I'm not as responsible
and kingly as you...
723
00:47:26,014 --> 00:47:28,048
Your Majesty!
724
00:47:28,050 --> 00:47:31,418
Yeah, Dad, we're just
having some fun.
725
00:47:31,420 --> 00:47:34,988
Uncle Stan's been
teaching me how to shoot!
726
00:47:34,990 --> 00:47:38,392
Oh, and I'm glad he is!
You've gotten so good.
727
00:47:38,394 --> 00:47:41,294
Yeah, bro. You're good
at being king.
728
00:47:41,296 --> 00:47:42,863
I'm good at playing hockey.
729
00:47:42,865 --> 00:47:44,164
Okay.
730
00:47:44,166 --> 00:47:46,098
And these new sticks
are so cool.
731
00:47:46,100 --> 00:47:47,866
I see that.
Where'd you get 'em?
732
00:47:47,868 --> 00:47:49,170
From Uncle Stan's friends.
733
00:47:56,977 --> 00:47:59,312
- Stan.
- Oh, relax, Norm.
734
00:47:59,314 --> 00:48:01,313
It's just a water company.
735
00:48:01,315 --> 00:48:04,750
They're not moving in,
so it's not as bad as it looks.
736
00:48:04,752 --> 00:48:07,520
It looks like they're
taking ice away!
737
00:48:07,522 --> 00:48:11,859
Well, then, yeah,
it's as bad as it looks.
738
00:48:14,093 --> 00:48:15,260
Hey, you!
739
00:48:15,262 --> 00:48:17,262
Da? Oh!
740
00:48:17,264 --> 00:48:21,533
It's Norm of the North,
the famous talking polar bear!
741
00:48:21,535 --> 00:48:23,934
Hey, guys, come see this!
742
00:48:25,506 --> 00:48:27,773
No, that's King Norm to you.
743
00:48:27,775 --> 00:48:31,910
Oh. So, you're not
the famous talking polar bear?
744
00:48:31,912 --> 00:48:34,244
- False alarm!
- Oh.
745
00:48:34,246 --> 00:48:37,480
What? No, I just mean,
I have a title.
746
00:48:37,482 --> 00:48:41,252
I'm the famous bear,
but I'm also a king. The King.
747
00:48:41,254 --> 00:48:43,052
And I demand you tell me,
748
00:48:43,054 --> 00:48:45,389
why are you taking our ice,
and on whose orders?!
749
00:48:45,391 --> 00:48:47,223
Orders from our
Prime Minister.
750
00:48:47,225 --> 00:48:49,428
He runs this company. Look.
751
00:48:54,033 --> 00:48:56,966
"Far North Water.
The purest water there is."
752
00:48:56,968 --> 00:48:59,368
See, his plan
is to get ice
753
00:48:59,370 --> 00:49:01,537
from the farthest
reaches of the North,
754
00:49:01,539 --> 00:49:03,573
which would be
where we are now,
755
00:49:03,575 --> 00:49:06,843
and then melt it, sell it,
and people drink it!
756
00:49:06,845 --> 00:49:08,410
I don't understand.
757
00:49:08,412 --> 00:49:10,580
Oh, well, it's
pretty simple actually.
758
00:49:10,582 --> 00:49:14,050
See, ice is
just frozen water...
759
00:49:14,052 --> 00:49:16,185
I understand how water works!
760
00:49:16,187 --> 00:49:18,588
I don't understand how
you can take our ice.
761
00:49:18,590 --> 00:49:20,222
This is our land.
762
00:49:20,224 --> 00:49:21,889
You can't just come in here
and do this.
763
00:49:21,891 --> 00:49:24,261
Well, we made
a deal with him.
764
00:49:27,297 --> 00:49:30,431
We give you
this hockey stuff, yes?
765
00:49:30,433 --> 00:49:34,335
And in exchange, we get to
drill this ice right here?
766
00:49:34,337 --> 00:49:37,572
Don't worry, ice grows back.
767
00:49:37,574 --> 00:49:39,042
Do we have deal?
768
00:49:41,045 --> 00:49:42,878
Ha ha!
769
00:49:44,447 --> 00:49:46,613
Whoa! Let's calm down
here, Normie.
770
00:49:46,615 --> 00:49:49,850
They were coming up here
no matter what, you know?
771
00:49:49,852 --> 00:49:53,087
Don't worry, "ice grows back!"
772
00:49:53,089 --> 00:49:55,793
We can't let them
steal our home.
773
00:49:56,859 --> 00:49:58,091
Can you believe this?
774
00:49:58,093 --> 00:50:00,227
They're stealing our ice!
775
00:50:00,229 --> 00:50:02,062
It's like my first day
back on the job
776
00:50:02,064 --> 00:50:03,330
and already there's
an emergency.
777
00:50:03,332 --> 00:50:04,631
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up.
778
00:50:04,633 --> 00:50:05,866
Who's stealing ice?
779
00:50:05,868 --> 00:50:07,136
These guys!
780
00:50:09,304 --> 00:50:11,204
Norm, uh,
781
00:50:11,206 --> 00:50:13,173
I think I've actually
seen that brand.
782
00:50:13,175 --> 00:50:16,041
Olympia, honey, see
what you can find out
783
00:50:16,043 --> 00:50:17,510
about Far North Water.
784
00:50:17,512 --> 00:50:19,382
Where they get their water.
785
00:50:22,184 --> 00:50:24,383
Oh, honey, click on
that commercial.
786
00:50:24,385 --> 00:50:26,353
Let's see what this company
is all about.
787
00:50:26,355 --> 00:50:30,056
As Prime Minister
of Taknekistan...
788
00:50:30,058 --> 00:50:32,291
it is my job to deliver
789
00:50:32,293 --> 00:50:34,225
my people coldest,
790
00:50:34,227 --> 00:50:37,663
freshest, purest water in world.
791
00:50:37,665 --> 00:50:41,165
That is why
we get our H2Os
792
00:50:41,167 --> 00:50:43,368
from the North Poles.
793
00:50:43,370 --> 00:50:46,305
Does not get more purer
than that.
794
00:50:46,307 --> 00:50:47,609
Am I right?
795
00:50:50,076 --> 00:50:51,979
Ahh!
796
00:50:53,546 --> 00:50:56,515
Hockey is sport of our national.
797
00:50:56,517 --> 00:50:59,383
And take it from
a champion like me,
798
00:50:59,385 --> 00:51:00,918
Benny Voulanov.
799
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:03,054
And there can be no champion
800
00:51:03,056 --> 00:51:04,588
without water of champion.
801
00:51:04,590 --> 00:51:06,293
Far North.
802
00:51:08,695 --> 00:51:10,331
Yummy.
803
00:51:11,498 --> 00:51:13,231
The people of Taknekistan
804
00:51:13,233 --> 00:51:14,666
clearly love three things:
805
00:51:14,668 --> 00:51:18,336
Water, hockey,
and cheesy smiles.
806
00:51:18,338 --> 00:51:20,604
They have similar smiles
because Benny Voulanov
807
00:51:20,606 --> 00:51:22,138
is the Prime Minister's brother.
808
00:51:22,140 --> 00:51:24,574
And yes, Taknekistan
loves hockey.
809
00:51:24,576 --> 00:51:26,176
They've won
the gold medal
810
00:51:26,178 --> 00:51:28,045
in the last ten straight
Nation Games.
811
00:51:28,047 --> 00:51:29,980
Well, there has to
be some kind of law
812
00:51:29,982 --> 00:51:31,214
against stealing ice, right?
813
00:51:31,216 --> 00:51:32,582
That's what I said!
814
00:51:32,584 --> 00:51:34,250
There actually are laws
that prevent
815
00:51:34,252 --> 00:51:35,319
the removal of ice
from the Arctic
816
00:51:35,321 --> 00:51:37,020
without approval.
817
00:51:37,022 --> 00:51:38,554
So, what they're doing
is technically illegal
818
00:51:38,556 --> 00:51:40,556
since obviously no one
gave them permission.
819
00:51:40,558 --> 00:51:43,460
My brother Stan
gave them permission.
820
00:51:43,462 --> 00:51:45,660
Wait a minute, not so fast.
821
00:51:45,662 --> 00:51:47,495
We're in luck.
822
00:51:47,497 --> 00:51:49,564
According to the footnotes
of Section 2B, Paragraph 3
823
00:51:49,566 --> 00:51:51,700
of the Addendum to the
Arctic Conservation Act
824
00:51:51,702 --> 00:51:53,302
approval must be granted
825
00:51:53,304 --> 00:51:55,137
by a high ranking
government official.
826
00:51:55,139 --> 00:51:57,673
Stan isn't high ranking,
he's not in the government,
827
00:51:57,675 --> 00:51:59,742
and he's definitely
not official.
828
00:51:59,744 --> 00:52:03,445
See Norm, this is great news.
No reason to panic.
829
00:52:03,447 --> 00:52:06,615
No, no, no! He is a high
ranking government official.
830
00:52:06,617 --> 00:52:08,450
Stan begged me to
be in my cabinet
831
00:52:08,452 --> 00:52:11,185
so I threw him
a courtesy title of Vice King.
832
00:52:11,187 --> 00:52:12,587
What was I thinking?
833
00:52:12,589 --> 00:52:15,592
I gotta go talk to Socrates.
834
00:52:20,496 --> 00:52:23,297
Oh no! Socrates, stay with me!
835
00:52:23,299 --> 00:52:26,368
One, two, three, four.
836
00:52:26,370 --> 00:52:29,707
Breathe.
One, two, three.
837
00:52:36,745 --> 00:52:39,178
Come on buddy! Come on!
838
00:52:39,180 --> 00:52:40,580
Clear!
839
00:52:40,582 --> 00:52:42,749
Ohh!
840
00:52:42,751 --> 00:52:44,184
What are you doing?
841
00:52:44,186 --> 00:52:47,086
Get off me! I'm meditating!
842
00:52:48,758 --> 00:52:51,158
Meditating?
Oh. I assumed death.
843
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:53,260
Sorry. I'm having a rough day.
844
00:52:53,262 --> 00:52:54,794
I walked up, saw your
lifeless bird body
845
00:52:54,796 --> 00:52:58,398
and immediately went to
worst case scenario.
846
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,532
I need to tell you about...
847
00:53:00,534 --> 00:53:03,036
The water company is stealing all
our ice, and it's Stan's fault.
848
00:53:03,038 --> 00:53:04,637
Exactly!
849
00:53:04,639 --> 00:53:06,371
Wait.
How did you know about that?
850
00:53:06,373 --> 00:53:08,407
It doesn't matter.
What should I do?
851
00:53:08,409 --> 00:53:13,212
If Stan got you into this mess,
then make him get you out of it.
852
00:53:13,214 --> 00:53:16,349
If there's one word that properly
describes your brother, it's...
853
00:53:16,351 --> 00:53:19,384
Annoying, stupid,
soft, worthless...
854
00:53:19,386 --> 00:53:22,386
Whoa. Sounds like you're
the one who needs to meditate.
855
00:53:22,388 --> 00:53:25,057
I was going to say selfish.
856
00:53:25,059 --> 00:53:27,691
Right. Sorry.
Yes, Stan is selfish.
857
00:53:27,693 --> 00:53:30,662
Stan believes in
nothing but himself.
858
00:53:30,664 --> 00:53:34,598
So you must inspire him
to believe in something else
859
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:37,102
something bigger than himself.
860
00:53:37,104 --> 00:53:39,071
How?
861
00:53:39,073 --> 00:53:41,839
Give him a challenge.
Use something he's good at.
862
00:53:41,841 --> 00:53:44,708
Norm, you're the king
and he's not...
863
00:53:44,710 --> 00:53:47,210
and that's hard
for your brother.
864
00:53:47,212 --> 00:53:51,181
So make him something.
865
00:53:51,183 --> 00:53:55,721
So basically, I need to
make my brother a hero?
866
00:53:56,721 --> 00:53:58,024
Exactly!
867
00:53:59,759 --> 00:54:03,226
As always, Socrates has
given me sound advice.
868
00:54:03,228 --> 00:54:05,329
I just have to figure out
how to put his advice to use.
869
00:54:05,331 --> 00:54:07,398
Norm, like I told you...
870
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:10,165
the only people
who can save their home
871
00:54:10,167 --> 00:54:12,368
are those who live in it.
872
00:54:12,370 --> 00:54:14,404
Wow, I must be
losing my mind.
873
00:54:14,406 --> 00:54:16,138
I keep hearing Fong
in my head.
874
00:54:16,140 --> 00:54:19,274
No, Norm, you
butt dialed me again.
875
00:54:19,276 --> 00:54:22,312
- Sorry about that buddy.
- Okie-dokie, then.
876
00:54:22,314 --> 00:54:24,783
Hey!
877
00:54:40,664 --> 00:54:42,130
Huh?!
878
00:54:42,132 --> 00:54:45,202
Hot Soup! Ha ha ha!
879
00:54:46,903 --> 00:54:50,238
There can be no champion
without water of champion.
880
00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:51,675
Far North.
881
00:54:53,277 --> 00:54:55,177
Yummy.
882
00:54:55,179 --> 00:54:58,411
Water of champions, eh?
883
00:55:01,518 --> 00:55:03,183
Vera! I've got an idea.
884
00:55:03,185 --> 00:55:04,919
Can you get me
a televised press conference
885
00:55:04,921 --> 00:55:07,420
with the Prime
Minister of Taknekistan?
886
00:55:07,422 --> 00:55:09,924
It might be tough for me to get
a hold of the Prime Minister...
887
00:55:09,926 --> 00:55:12,859
but I think I know
someone who can.
888
00:55:12,861 --> 00:55:14,597
Fong!
889
00:55:28,911 --> 00:55:32,945
As King of the North, and as a
bear actually from the North,
890
00:55:32,947 --> 00:55:36,950
my animals would like to challenge
your workers to a best-of-three
891
00:55:36,952 --> 00:55:39,753
winner-take-all hockey match.
892
00:55:39,755 --> 00:55:41,521
Ooh!
893
00:55:41,523 --> 00:55:44,456
If we beat you,
you leave, for good.
894
00:55:44,458 --> 00:55:47,226
And if you win,
you take the ice.
895
00:55:49,462 --> 00:55:50,763
Hmm?
896
00:55:50,765 --> 00:55:52,730
Are you kidding me?
897
00:55:52,732 --> 00:55:56,801
Okay, King Norm,
you are on.
898
00:55:56,803 --> 00:56:00,973
Hockey, after all,
is our national pastime!
899
00:56:00,975 --> 00:56:03,411
We will crush you!
900
00:56:08,449 --> 00:56:10,582
Are you out of your mind, Norm!
901
00:56:10,584 --> 00:56:11,816
Play the humans?
902
00:56:11,818 --> 00:56:13,751
We can't play the humans!
903
00:56:13,753 --> 00:56:16,354
Yes, we can.
And we can beat them.
904
00:56:16,356 --> 00:56:17,888
This is it.
905
00:56:17,890 --> 00:56:21,225
My bro has gone crazy.
My bro is nuts!
906
00:56:21,227 --> 00:56:22,859
Stan, listen to me.
907
00:56:22,861 --> 00:56:26,231
If we are playing for our home,
nothing can stop us.
908
00:56:26,233 --> 00:56:27,999
And, I want you to be our coach.
909
00:56:28,001 --> 00:56:31,539
Whadd'ya say, Stan,
lead us to victory?
910
00:56:32,971 --> 00:56:35,906
Aw... come here, you!
911
00:56:38,743 --> 00:56:40,710
Listen up, folks.
912
00:56:40,712 --> 00:56:43,547
These are open tryouts
for the Arctic All-Stars.
913
00:56:43,549 --> 00:56:47,451
Decisions will be made by yours truly...
and yours quickly.
914
00:56:47,453 --> 00:56:49,886
We don't have much time to get a
team together to beat the humans,
915
00:56:49,888 --> 00:56:52,623
so please, if you stink...
ha ha ha ha!...
916
00:56:52,625 --> 00:56:54,791
- get out!
- Huh?
917
00:56:54,793 --> 00:56:58,294
Okay, I don't think
Stan means it like that.
918
00:56:58,296 --> 00:56:59,861
Yeah, I do.
919
00:56:59,863 --> 00:57:02,497
If you're no good,
don't waste my time.
920
00:57:02,499 --> 00:57:06,535
There's nothing more serious
than a bunch of different animals
921
00:57:06,537 --> 00:57:09,705
playing hockey together
against a bottled water outfit
922
00:57:09,707 --> 00:57:11,607
from down south...
nothing!
923
00:57:11,609 --> 00:57:13,345
Aah!
924
00:57:16,647 --> 00:57:18,850
- Aaah!
- Huh?
925
00:57:19,850 --> 00:57:20,882
Ohh!
926
00:57:25,454 --> 00:57:26,523
Ya-hey!
927
00:57:27,657 --> 00:57:29,023
Huh?
928
00:57:29,025 --> 00:57:31,928
Oh, come on, Rigoberto,
not again!
929
00:57:54,316 --> 00:57:55,749
Oh, yes!
930
00:57:57,519 --> 00:58:00,087
Okay, the final
roster is as follows.
931
00:58:00,089 --> 00:58:01,721
Mickey, you're in goal.
932
00:58:01,723 --> 00:58:03,723
Oh, yeah!
933
00:58:03,725 --> 00:58:06,459
Who's so lazy he'll never
amount to anything now, Mom!
934
00:58:06,461 --> 00:58:08,394
Maria, you're my left-winger.
935
00:58:08,396 --> 00:58:10,095
Seals, you're my defense.
936
00:58:10,097 --> 00:58:12,097
And finally, Lemmings.
937
00:58:12,099 --> 00:58:14,867
Alone, you're tiny,
squeaky, and smelly.
938
00:58:14,869 --> 00:58:16,802
But I have to admit it.
You're tough.
939
00:58:16,804 --> 00:58:18,604
That's what this
game is all about.
940
00:58:18,606 --> 00:58:21,410
Maybe if you stack
on top of each other?
941
00:58:22,710 --> 00:58:24,876
Yeah! We can work with that.
942
00:58:24,878 --> 00:58:26,912
Bingo. That's our team.
943
00:58:26,914 --> 00:58:29,048
Ahem! Ahem!
Ahem!
944
00:58:29,050 --> 00:58:32,354
Over here. You got a spot
for your king, little bro?
945
00:58:34,488 --> 00:58:37,089
Nope. Sorry, sport.
946
00:58:37,091 --> 00:58:40,024
Yeah, Norm, we're trying to win
here, not Arctic Shake 'em to death!
947
00:58:43,430 --> 00:58:44,962
Hmm.
948
00:58:44,964 --> 00:58:47,498
Thanks for coming, Fong.
949
00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:49,734
Norm asked us to put together a
marketing campaign for the Arctic
950
00:58:49,736 --> 00:58:51,803
get people on their side
and excited for the game.
951
00:58:51,805 --> 00:58:54,071
They also need help getting
enough equipment and funding.
952
00:58:54,073 --> 00:58:56,140
We've got a few issues.
953
00:58:56,142 --> 00:58:58,108
One, no one on the team
speaks human, other than Norm.
954
00:58:58,110 --> 00:59:00,443
Two, they don't fit
normal human-sized clothing
955
00:59:00,445 --> 00:59:02,412
so we need to be creative there.
956
00:59:02,414 --> 00:59:04,782
And three, the Arctic economy
is a barter system
957
00:59:04,784 --> 00:59:07,885
largely consisting of meat, vegetables,
and the occasional tchotchke.
958
00:59:07,887 --> 00:59:10,720
So, in short, it means
they're flat broke.
959
00:59:10,722 --> 00:59:13,157
And, that's where I come in.
960
00:59:13,159 --> 00:59:16,394
I am the richest hare
in the entire world.
961
00:59:16,396 --> 00:59:19,130
I own over 1,000 bars of gold!
962
00:59:19,132 --> 00:59:22,165
I get a haircut
and massage every day.
963
00:59:22,167 --> 00:59:24,667
I fly in my own
chef from Beijing
964
00:59:24,669 --> 00:59:27,536
to make my dim sum from scratch.
965
00:59:27,538 --> 00:59:30,540
I sleep on the highest thread
count sheets known to man.
966
00:59:30,542 --> 00:59:32,875
Okay, we get it.
You're rich.
967
00:59:32,877 --> 00:59:35,911
Rich? No. Very rich!
968
00:59:35,913 --> 00:59:38,580
And I will fund the team.
969
00:59:38,582 --> 00:59:41,417
Okay, that settles that!
970
00:59:41,419 --> 00:59:44,755
I'll get a news crew
and book a trip up north!
971
01:00:08,944 --> 01:00:09,979
Quinn!
972
01:00:13,750 --> 01:00:15,616
Great to see you again!
973
01:00:15,618 --> 01:00:17,185
Let me show you my home.
974
01:00:17,187 --> 01:00:19,089
We stocked our
fridge for you this time!
975
01:00:23,092 --> 01:00:27,994
I think that is Fong, the
wealthiest animal in the world.
976
01:00:27,996 --> 01:00:30,531
Is he backing their team?
977
01:00:30,533 --> 01:00:32,132
I can hear you!
978
01:00:32,134 --> 01:00:34,968
These big ears serve
a purpose, you know.
979
01:00:34,970 --> 01:00:37,002
And yes, I am Fong,
980
01:00:37,004 --> 01:00:39,004
and yes, I am
backing their team...
981
01:00:39,006 --> 01:00:43,146
and yes, I am the richest
animal in the world!
982
01:00:44,546 --> 01:00:47,481
I do not like that little bunny.
983
01:00:47,483 --> 01:00:48,714
I'm a hare!
984
01:00:48,716 --> 01:00:50,852
And I can still hear you!
985
01:00:54,722 --> 01:00:56,956
Okay, this is perfect.
986
01:00:56,958 --> 01:00:59,657
We'll use this photo for
marketing and branding.
987
01:00:59,659 --> 01:01:02,260
We'll make hockey cards,
action figures.
988
01:01:02,262 --> 01:01:05,498
This picture will
be on cereal boxes.
989
01:01:05,500 --> 01:01:07,766
The sky's the limit!
990
01:01:07,768 --> 01:01:10,536
These mangy beasts have it all.
991
01:01:10,538 --> 01:01:12,036
Marketing. Money.
992
01:01:12,038 --> 01:01:13,873
They even have cheerleaders!
993
01:01:13,875 --> 01:01:16,878
This might not be
as easy as I thought.
994
01:01:18,712 --> 01:01:22,546
Da, but boss,
they are just silly animal.
995
01:01:22,548 --> 01:01:24,617
We're from Taknekistan!
996
01:01:28,854 --> 01:01:31,055
They also have a star.
997
01:01:31,057 --> 01:01:34,591
His ability scares me.
He's too good.
998
01:01:34,593 --> 01:01:36,593
He reminds me of your brother.
999
01:01:36,595 --> 01:01:38,863
Yes. They are similar.
1000
01:01:38,865 --> 01:01:41,633
They both only
care about themselves.
1001
01:01:41,635 --> 01:01:43,736
No "team".
1002
01:01:45,538 --> 01:01:47,974
We can use that.
1003
01:01:51,175 --> 01:01:53,809
Fong! There you are!
1004
01:01:53,811 --> 01:01:56,045
Oh, I missed you!
1005
01:01:56,047 --> 01:01:58,548
Norm, I'm very proud of you.
1006
01:01:58,550 --> 01:02:02,019
Challenging the humans was
a very brave thing to do.
1007
01:02:02,021 --> 01:02:06,693
Just be sure to remind your team
that they are playing for their home.
1008
01:02:08,325 --> 01:02:10,759
So, are you ready
for the big day, Norm?
1009
01:02:10,761 --> 01:02:13,930
Just be sure to remind the team
that they're playing for their home.
1010
01:02:13,932 --> 01:02:16,265
Yeah, he knows.
1011
01:02:16,267 --> 01:02:19,000
I gave him that little nugget of
advice, just before you got here.
1012
01:02:19,002 --> 01:02:20,602
And who are you then?
1013
01:02:20,604 --> 01:02:22,837
And who are you then? Then?
1014
01:02:22,839 --> 01:02:24,973
I asked first, okay?
1015
01:02:24,975 --> 01:02:28,076
Socrates, this is Fong,
one of my friends from New York.
1016
01:02:28,078 --> 01:02:31,580
Fong this is Socrates,
he's my advisor.
1017
01:02:31,582 --> 01:02:35,784
Yeah, hear that, Fong?
I'm his advisor.
1018
01:02:35,786 --> 01:02:38,619
Meaning, I advise him on
1019
01:02:38,621 --> 01:02:41,822
many, many, many,
many matters, yes.
1020
01:02:41,824 --> 01:02:44,258
Well, I'm his advisor, too.
1021
01:02:44,260 --> 01:02:47,862
Since you know,
I'm kind of "the advice guy."
1022
01:02:47,864 --> 01:02:49,863
That's kinda like, my thing.
1023
01:02:49,865 --> 01:02:51,766
Oh, is it really?
1024
01:02:51,768 --> 01:02:54,836
Well, that's odd because
I am the advice guy!
1025
01:02:54,838 --> 01:02:56,603
- Really?
- Really!
1026
01:02:56,605 --> 01:02:58,973
- Really!
- Really!
1027
01:02:58,975 --> 01:03:02,042
Whoa, fellas! Fellas! Relax.
1028
01:03:02,044 --> 01:03:03,911
These days I need
all the advice I can get
1029
01:03:03,913 --> 01:03:06,346
so you can both
be my advice guys.
1030
01:03:06,348 --> 01:03:09,049
Hmm.
1031
01:03:11,988 --> 01:03:14,154
Okay, little guys.
I'll talk to him.
1032
01:03:14,156 --> 01:03:16,993
Stan! Can I have a word, please?
1033
01:03:18,893 --> 01:03:23,296
Just pumpin' some iron,
before the game. Yeah.
1034
01:03:23,298 --> 01:03:25,331
What can I do for
you, little bro?
1035
01:03:25,333 --> 01:03:28,635
You're actually my little
brother. I'm older, remember?
1036
01:03:28,637 --> 01:03:31,003
I wanted to talk to
you about your game.
1037
01:03:31,005 --> 01:03:34,640
There's no "I" in team.
Or in country, actually.
1038
01:03:34,642 --> 01:03:36,809
- And your country is your team.
- Hey!
1039
01:03:36,811 --> 01:03:38,378
The lemmings have
been complaining.
1040
01:03:38,380 --> 01:03:40,747
And they don't complain about
anything!
1041
01:03:40,749 --> 01:03:42,048
If we want to win, you're
going to have to pass the puck.
1042
01:03:42,050 --> 01:03:44,281
Oh, you're right.
1043
01:03:44,283 --> 01:03:47,685
I'm gonna listen to you,
but only because
1044
01:03:47,687 --> 01:03:51,288
you're the best hockey
player in the world.
1045
01:03:51,290 --> 01:03:55,661
Oh wait, never mind!
That's me! Ha ha ha!
1046
01:03:55,663 --> 01:03:57,962
I'm the best hockey player
in the world!
1047
01:03:57,964 --> 01:03:59,864
Ha ha ha! Ah,
1048
01:03:59,866 --> 01:04:02,199
probably best to leave
the hockey coaching to me.
1049
01:04:02,201 --> 01:04:04,171
Ha ha ha ha!
1050
01:04:07,975 --> 01:04:10,173
The team looks good, Norm.
1051
01:04:10,175 --> 01:04:14,010
But I would advise you to
help Stan play for his home
1052
01:04:14,012 --> 01:04:15,946
instead of himself.
1053
01:04:15,948 --> 01:04:19,716
I know, I just talked to him
about it, but he didn't like it.
1054
01:04:19,718 --> 01:04:22,852
Norm, I want to talk to
you about your brother.
1055
01:04:22,854 --> 01:04:24,789
He's not a team player.
1056
01:04:24,791 --> 01:04:27,457
He needs to play for his home,
instead of himself.
1057
01:04:27,459 --> 01:04:30,294
He knows. I just told him.
1058
01:04:30,296 --> 01:04:34,197
Oh, of course you did! Ugh!
1059
01:04:34,199 --> 01:04:36,866
Okay. Don't forget,
during the game tomorrow
1060
01:04:36,868 --> 01:04:39,034
when in doubt,
pass me the puck.
1061
01:04:39,036 --> 01:04:42,905
Okay guys, let's break up into
groups and work on our passing.
1062
01:04:42,907 --> 01:04:46,342
Visualize passing
the puck...
1063
01:04:46,344 --> 01:04:47,777
to me!
1064
01:04:47,779 --> 01:04:49,114
Psst! Hey, bear.
1065
01:04:56,086 --> 01:04:59,821
- You know who this is, right?
- Uh-huh.
1066
01:04:59,823 --> 01:05:05,160
Benny Voulanov is a household name,
thanks to all of his endorsements.
1067
01:05:05,162 --> 01:05:08,162
Would you like to
be just as famous?
1068
01:05:08,164 --> 01:05:10,134
Uh-huh.
1069
01:05:12,169 --> 01:05:16,174
Da. Then meet me over by
the ship in five minutes.
1070
01:05:19,477 --> 01:05:22,744
On second thought, guys, I
think that's enough for tonight.
1071
01:05:22,746 --> 01:05:25,146
Well, we don't want to
burn ourselves out for tomorrow.
1072
01:05:25,148 --> 01:05:27,217
Everyone can go home.
1073
01:05:33,489 --> 01:05:35,155
Stan will come around.
1074
01:05:35,157 --> 01:05:37,257
He's just excited
that he's good.
1075
01:05:37,259 --> 01:05:38,760
I think you're right.
1076
01:05:38,762 --> 01:05:40,327
I know my brother.
1077
01:05:40,329 --> 01:05:42,195
He always ends up
doing the right thing.
1078
01:05:42,197 --> 01:05:44,263
Dad, look at this!
1079
01:05:44,265 --> 01:05:47,234
Norm, Your brother's
in a Far North commercial!
1080
01:05:47,236 --> 01:05:52,071
That is why we get our
H2Os from North Poles.
1081
01:05:52,073 --> 01:05:54,774
Does not get
more pure than this.
1082
01:05:54,776 --> 01:05:56,445
Am I right?
1083
01:05:57,412 --> 01:05:58,511
Ah!
1084
01:05:58,513 --> 01:06:01,049
So much delicious.
1085
01:06:02,517 --> 01:06:04,884
Ha ha ha! Hey!
1086
01:06:04,886 --> 01:06:06,321
What the...?
1087
01:06:22,003 --> 01:06:24,135
I'm a star. I'm a star.
1088
01:06:24,137 --> 01:06:26,104
I'm a star. I'm a star.
1089
01:06:26,106 --> 01:06:29,008
I'm a big, bright, shining star.
1090
01:06:29,010 --> 01:06:32,944
Welcome to the Frozen Pond
for the first ever hockey game
1091
01:06:32,946 --> 01:06:35,245
between animals and humans,
1092
01:06:35,247 --> 01:06:38,149
the first
in a best-of-three series!
1093
01:06:38,151 --> 01:06:43,254
The Arctic All-Stars, led by
the king's kid brother, Stan,
1094
01:06:43,256 --> 01:06:47,458
against the fearsome workers
from Taknekistan!
1095
01:06:47,460 --> 01:06:50,328
Hello and welcome, folks.
1096
01:06:50,330 --> 01:06:54,866
I'm Jim Caribou,
and this is my colleague, Rick.
1097
01:06:54,868 --> 01:06:58,869
It's animals versus humans
in what people are calling...
1098
01:06:58,871 --> 01:07:00,539
They're callin' it, uh...
1099
01:07:02,041 --> 01:07:05,108
What happened to the cue cards?
1100
01:07:05,110 --> 01:07:08,010
Oh, no...
What are we gonna do, Jim?
1101
01:07:08,012 --> 01:07:10,981
We'll do it live, Rick!
We'll do it live!
1102
01:07:10,983 --> 01:07:14,852
Doin'er live, Jim!
Doin'er live!
1103
01:07:14,854 --> 01:07:16,419
What did that Caribou
just say?
1104
01:07:16,421 --> 01:07:18,521
I'm pretty sure
he just said...
1105
01:07:32,036 --> 01:07:33,569
Whoo-hoo!
1106
01:07:33,571 --> 01:07:34,904
Ha ha ha!
1107
01:07:34,906 --> 01:07:36,174
Yeah!
1108
01:07:38,109 --> 01:07:39,411
Yeah.
1109
01:07:41,913 --> 01:07:44,044
We love hockey!
1110
01:07:44,046 --> 01:07:45,946
We love hockey!
1111
01:07:45,948 --> 01:07:47,182
We love hockey!
1112
01:07:47,184 --> 01:07:49,149
We love hockey!
1113
01:07:49,151 --> 01:07:51,452
What is this?
We agreed to play
1114
01:07:51,454 --> 01:07:53,053
your workers,
not your National team.
1115
01:07:53,055 --> 01:07:54,521
This is rigged!
1116
01:07:54,523 --> 01:07:57,591
Oh, Norm, you see,
the thing is,
1117
01:07:57,593 --> 01:08:00,562
my company employs
all of these players.
1118
01:08:00,564 --> 01:08:03,932
They are on contract
with Far North Water.
1119
01:08:03,934 --> 01:08:06,468
Did I not mention that?
1120
01:08:09,337 --> 01:08:11,207
Oops.
1121
01:08:15,043 --> 01:08:17,111
Well, this wasn't
part of the plan,
1122
01:08:17,113 --> 01:08:19,647
- but, uh, we got this.
- Huh?
1123
01:08:22,350 --> 01:08:24,919
That's it. I'm out.
We're gonna get crushed.
1124
01:08:26,555 --> 01:08:28,554
I can't stop these
guys. They're big.
1125
01:08:28,556 --> 01:08:30,624
They're angry.
They're Taknekians.
1126
01:08:30,626 --> 01:08:32,659
Guys! Guys!
Have some faith!
1127
01:08:32,661 --> 01:08:34,560
All we have to do is...
1128
01:08:34,562 --> 01:08:37,099
Count on me.
I got this, bro.
1129
01:08:48,242 --> 01:08:50,476
I'm open, Uncle Stan. I'm open!
1130
01:08:50,478 --> 01:08:53,315
Relax. I got this!
1131
01:08:54,515 --> 01:08:56,280
Whoa!
1132
01:08:56,282 --> 01:08:58,283
Oh!
He got kicked do hard
1133
01:08:58,285 --> 01:08:59,320
it untied his skates.
1134
01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:03,020
Heh... Ahh.
1135
01:09:03,022 --> 01:09:05,256
Top shelf where Mama
hides the tundra cookies!
1136
01:09:05,258 --> 01:09:07,361
I knew she did, Jim.
1137
01:09:09,029 --> 01:09:11,095
We love hockey!
1138
01:09:11,097 --> 01:09:13,164
We love hockey!
1139
01:09:13,166 --> 01:09:15,634
Hey, cap, look for Maria.
She's open on the wing.
1140
01:09:15,636 --> 01:09:17,668
Until you can stop
a single shot,
1141
01:09:17,670 --> 01:09:20,440
why don't you let me handle
the strategy there, Mick.
1142
01:09:24,644 --> 01:09:27,211
Stan passes it to...
Oh no. Hold on.
1143
01:09:27,213 --> 01:09:29,612
Nope, he's not passing
it to anyone.
1144
01:09:29,614 --> 01:09:33,017
Interesting strategy here from
the king's brother there, Jim.
1145
01:09:33,019 --> 01:09:35,318
Holding onto the puck
until it gets taken away.
1146
01:09:35,320 --> 01:09:37,554
Interesting stuff.
1147
01:09:38,991 --> 01:09:40,224
Arggh.
1148
01:09:40,226 --> 01:09:41,495
Ha ha ha hey!
1149
01:09:43,495 --> 01:09:45,131
Hmph.
1150
01:09:54,773 --> 01:10:00,043
We love hockey!
We love hockey! We love...
1151
01:10:00,045 --> 01:10:03,312
Dad, he didn't pass
the puck once!
1152
01:10:03,314 --> 01:10:05,447
Why should I pass
if I'm the best player?
1153
01:10:06,685 --> 01:10:09,485
Exactly! It's a team!
1154
01:10:13,724 --> 01:10:15,324
That's enough!
1155
01:10:15,326 --> 01:10:17,392
If Uncle Stan
doesn't start
1156
01:10:17,394 --> 01:10:19,061
letting other people
play with him,
1157
01:10:19,063 --> 01:10:20,495
then I'm gonna quit.
1158
01:10:20,497 --> 01:10:22,564
Me, too.
1159
01:10:22,566 --> 01:10:24,700
Stan, let the
others play as well.
1160
01:10:24,702 --> 01:10:26,802
This isn't about you.
It's about our home.
1161
01:10:26,804 --> 01:10:32,039
Oh, now The Great King Norm
is taking over hockey too, huh?
1162
01:10:32,041 --> 01:10:33,740
You couldn't let me
have this one, could you?
1163
01:10:33,742 --> 01:10:35,409
Everything has to be about you!
1164
01:10:35,411 --> 01:10:37,244
What are you talking about?
1165
01:10:37,246 --> 01:10:39,079
This is the first time
in my life
1166
01:10:39,081 --> 01:10:40,782
I've been the best
at something!
1167
01:10:40,784 --> 01:10:42,816
The first time in my life
I've had my own thing!
1168
01:10:42,818 --> 01:10:45,319
You ran the shows
for tourists for years
1169
01:10:45,321 --> 01:10:47,087
and loved every minute of it!
1170
01:10:47,089 --> 01:10:48,189
That's not the point!
1171
01:10:48,191 --> 01:10:50,358
Then what is, Stan?!
1172
01:10:53,530 --> 01:10:56,563
You're the king,
the great hero.
1173
01:10:56,565 --> 01:11:00,067
"Oh, look at Norm.
He's amazing!"
1174
01:11:00,069 --> 01:11:04,336
Well, I'm amazing at hockey,
so deal with it!
1175
01:11:04,338 --> 01:11:08,443
We're gonna lose our home
if you don't do something, Dad.
1176
01:11:11,146 --> 01:11:13,846
You heard him, he refuses
to play with the other animals.
1177
01:11:13,848 --> 01:11:15,381
And he seems to be
really mad at me.
1178
01:11:15,383 --> 01:11:17,216
I don't want
to lose my brother.
1179
01:11:17,218 --> 01:11:19,852
Well, you can't lose
your home either, Norm.
1180
01:11:19,854 --> 01:11:23,289
The rest of the Arctic
depends on you, not just Stan.
1181
01:11:23,291 --> 01:11:25,790
You're right.
We need a new coach,
1182
01:11:25,792 --> 01:11:27,625
but I don't know anything
about the sport!
1183
01:11:27,627 --> 01:11:31,097
Norm, I thought
you'd never ask.
1184
01:11:31,099 --> 01:11:35,134
- I would be honored to ...-
- Okay, okay.
1185
01:11:35,136 --> 01:11:36,634
I will coach the team.
1186
01:11:36,636 --> 01:11:39,671
You will?
Fong, you're a lifesaver!
1187
01:11:39,673 --> 01:11:41,573
You know everything
about hockey!
1188
01:11:41,575 --> 01:11:44,412
Oh, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you!
1189
01:11:46,580 --> 01:11:50,251
Well. I guess I'll just
go pluck myself.
1190
01:11:55,122 --> 01:11:56,620
You wanted to see me?
1191
01:11:56,622 --> 01:11:59,824
Stan, I know you're
upset right now.
1192
01:11:59,826 --> 01:12:04,428
And I'm sorry if I ever did anything
to make you feel... less than me.
1193
01:12:04,430 --> 01:12:08,664
It's funny. I spent most
of my life jealous of you.
1194
01:12:08,666 --> 01:12:10,601
Really?
1195
01:12:10,603 --> 01:12:12,535
Well, you were Dad's favorite.
1196
01:12:12,537 --> 01:12:15,172
You did the big shows,
you didn't speak human.
1197
01:12:15,174 --> 01:12:18,342
Point is, I know what it's like
to feel like you don't belong...
1198
01:12:18,344 --> 01:12:20,209
or you're not good enough.
1199
01:12:20,211 --> 01:12:22,178
But you are good enough.
1200
01:12:22,180 --> 01:12:24,815
You're the best I've ever seen
out there on the ice.
1201
01:12:24,817 --> 01:12:28,418
But you can't be coach anymore.
Please understand.
1202
01:12:28,420 --> 01:12:30,287
You need to learn
to play for our home,
1203
01:12:30,289 --> 01:12:32,387
and the team needs
someone else to guide them.
1204
01:12:32,389 --> 01:12:34,524
I'm fired?
1205
01:12:34,526 --> 01:12:36,259
Only from coaching.
1206
01:12:36,261 --> 01:12:38,461
We all still want
you to play. Okay?
1207
01:12:38,463 --> 01:12:41,633
This is a big mistake.
You'll see!
1208
01:12:47,205 --> 01:12:48,436
Stan is no longer coach.
1209
01:12:48,438 --> 01:12:49,572
Thank goodness.
1210
01:12:49,574 --> 01:12:51,506
'Bout time.
1211
01:12:51,508 --> 01:12:55,411
May I present the new coach,
the Hockey Hare, Fong!
1212
01:12:55,413 --> 01:12:57,379
Thank you, King Norm.
1213
01:12:57,381 --> 01:13:00,682
Players, I have
a simple philosophy.
1214
01:13:00,684 --> 01:13:02,651
This is your home.
1215
01:13:02,653 --> 01:13:07,288
You all live here and together
you will fight for it!
1216
01:13:07,290 --> 01:13:08,889
Yeah.
1217
01:13:08,891 --> 01:13:12,394
So, pass often, put
the puck in the net,
1218
01:13:12,396 --> 01:13:14,362
and let's win this thing!
1219
01:13:14,364 --> 01:13:15,897
Yeah!!
1220
01:13:15,899 --> 01:13:18,433
That was just
on the tip of my beak, actually.
1221
01:13:18,435 --> 01:13:20,433
No deal!
1222
01:13:20,435 --> 01:13:23,204
Why should the good player
share with the bad players?
1223
01:13:23,206 --> 01:13:24,470
That is stupid.
1224
01:13:24,472 --> 01:13:26,839
Then you will not play.
1225
01:13:26,841 --> 01:13:28,808
You will sit on the bench.
1226
01:13:28,810 --> 01:13:30,376
Wait! Fong...
1227
01:13:30,378 --> 01:13:33,214
Excuse me? I'm the best!
1228
01:13:33,216 --> 01:13:38,251
There is no room for a showboat
or puck hog on my team...
1229
01:13:38,253 --> 01:13:40,888
only players willing to pass.
1230
01:13:40,890 --> 01:13:42,559
Quinn, you are up!
1231
01:13:44,725 --> 01:13:46,362
Hmph!
1232
01:13:47,996 --> 01:13:51,864
Well, Rick, Game Two,
and the atmosphere is electric!
1233
01:13:51,866 --> 01:13:54,700
I don't know, she looks
dead calm to me, there, Jim.
1234
01:13:54,702 --> 01:13:56,668
You're facing the wrong way,
Rick. Turn around.
1235
01:13:56,670 --> 01:13:58,870
Turning around now, Jim.
1236
01:13:58,872 --> 01:14:00,709
Yay!
1237
01:14:03,612 --> 01:14:07,247
Their best player
is not playing,
1238
01:14:07,249 --> 01:14:10,282
so this should be easy.
1239
01:14:10,284 --> 01:14:13,921
Let's shred them like
cabbage in borscht!
1240
01:14:15,723 --> 01:14:17,788
Maria passes over
to one of the seals.
1241
01:14:17,790 --> 01:14:21,260
The seal to, uh,
his seal partner.
1242
01:14:21,262 --> 01:14:24,199
Yeah man, these seals really
need names there, Jim.
1243
01:14:26,967 --> 01:14:28,667
Hmm.
1244
01:14:28,669 --> 01:14:29,900
Argh!
1245
01:14:34,473 --> 01:14:35,942
Ow!
1246
01:14:52,991 --> 01:14:54,724
Huh?
1247
01:14:54,726 --> 01:14:57,893
Yesterday,
this team was divided.
1248
01:14:57,895 --> 01:15:00,330
Today, they are united.
1249
01:15:00,332 --> 01:15:01,697
I don't like this.
1250
01:15:01,699 --> 01:15:03,767
We must stop them.
1251
01:15:03,769 --> 01:15:07,370
We are bringing
in the National team.
1252
01:15:07,372 --> 01:15:11,040
But boss, this is
our national team, no?
1253
01:15:11,042 --> 01:15:16,345
The real national team, the
ones that won us all the medals.
1254
01:15:16,347 --> 01:15:19,583
There is no other option.
1255
01:15:21,018 --> 01:15:23,852
Whoo-hoo!
We are one game away.
1256
01:15:23,854 --> 01:15:26,821
We can do this.
We can defeat these guys.
1257
01:15:26,823 --> 01:15:28,824
Remember what we
are playing for!
1258
01:15:28,826 --> 01:15:30,592
Our home!
1259
01:15:30,594 --> 01:15:32,593
That was my advice.
1260
01:15:32,595 --> 01:15:35,364
I have something I need to say.
1261
01:15:35,366 --> 01:15:38,366
I was selfish. I was stupid.
1262
01:15:38,368 --> 01:15:40,535
And I almost ruined
it for everyone.
1263
01:15:40,537 --> 01:15:43,004
But you guys bailed me out.
1264
01:15:43,006 --> 01:15:45,605
I lost sight of
what's important.
1265
01:15:45,607 --> 01:15:48,876
I thought sponsorships
are what makes a bear great.
1266
01:15:48,878 --> 01:15:52,379
I started blow-drying my fur,
for Pete's sake!
1267
01:15:52,381 --> 01:15:54,382
But I was wrong.
1268
01:15:54,384 --> 01:15:56,383
That's why I'm turning down
my sponsorships!
1269
01:15:59,688 --> 01:16:04,092
All in favor for Stan playing
in the game tomorrow, say aye.
1270
01:16:04,094 --> 01:16:06,461
Aye!
1271
01:16:06,463 --> 01:16:08,028
Thank you!
1272
01:16:08,030 --> 01:16:11,364
Now, I think we all know
what we need to do:
1273
01:16:11,366 --> 01:16:13,567
Save our home!
1274
01:16:17,606 --> 01:16:19,706
I'm all for saving
our home, guys,
1275
01:16:19,708 --> 01:16:22,842
but we don't have a goalie!
I hurt my hoof!
1276
01:16:22,844 --> 01:16:28,414
Well, I nominate the toughest,
coolest, bravest,
1277
01:16:28,416 --> 01:16:31,884
most royalest, regalest,
kingly-est bear I know.
1278
01:16:31,886 --> 01:16:34,085
Uh... who?
1279
01:16:34,087 --> 01:16:35,888
You, Norm!
1280
01:16:35,890 --> 01:16:37,956
But I'm no athlete, Stan.
You know that!
1281
01:16:37,958 --> 01:16:40,725
Norm, those who
live in the Arctic
1282
01:16:40,727 --> 01:16:43,595
need to be the ones
who fight for our home.
1283
01:16:43,597 --> 01:16:47,099
There's no one better to fight
for it than you... our king!
1284
01:16:47,101 --> 01:16:50,568
I see what you
did there, brother.
1285
01:16:50,570 --> 01:16:52,638
You used my words against me.
1286
01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:54,407
Wow.
1287
01:16:54,409 --> 01:16:56,708
But I guess you're right.
Okay, I'm in!
1288
01:17:03,082 --> 01:17:07,084
Game Three here, Rick,
for all the marbles!
1289
01:17:07,086 --> 01:17:09,687
And for control
of the Arctic there, Jim.
1290
01:17:09,689 --> 01:17:11,525
That's what I meant, Rick.
1291
01:17:15,528 --> 01:17:17,964
Benny Voulanov!
1292
01:17:20,099 --> 01:17:22,598
We will crush you.
1293
01:17:22,600 --> 01:17:24,735
N-Not if we
crush you first.
1294
01:17:24,737 --> 01:17:29,539
I'm sorry,
I don't speak... Bear.
1295
01:17:37,916 --> 01:17:40,450
Uhh! Ahh!
1296
01:17:40,452 --> 01:17:41,985
Ahhh!
1297
01:17:47,525 --> 01:17:48,727
Grrr!
1298
01:17:49,827 --> 01:17:51,894
Uhh!
1299
01:17:51,896 --> 01:17:54,029
Oh! That's another biscuit
1300
01:17:54,031 --> 01:17:56,966
in the basket for Taknekistan.
1301
01:17:56,968 --> 01:17:59,668
You, seal, pass it
to the... other seal.
1302
01:17:59,670 --> 01:18:01,503
No, not that seal.
1303
01:18:01,505 --> 01:18:03,575
Y'know, you seals
really need names.
1304
01:18:05,242 --> 01:18:07,242
- Huh?
- Hahh!
1305
01:18:15,252 --> 01:18:18,689
Hmm. Something's not right here.
1306
01:18:26,730 --> 01:18:28,897
I knew it!
1307
01:18:28,899 --> 01:18:31,965
Lemmings, over here!
1308
01:18:34,270 --> 01:18:37,938
Well, folks, it's the end
of the second period
1309
01:18:37,940 --> 01:18:41,908
and it looks like Taknekistan
has regained their mojo.
1310
01:18:41,910 --> 01:18:45,144
They lead the Arctic All-Stars
three to nothin'.
1311
01:18:45,146 --> 01:18:49,950
One more period until they're the
rightful owners of this big chunk of ice.
1312
01:18:49,952 --> 01:18:51,951
Or, should we say,
big chunk
1313
01:18:51,953 --> 01:18:54,522
of soon-to-be drinkin'
water there, Jim!
1314
01:18:54,524 --> 01:18:57,726
- No Rick, just say "ice".
- "Ice" it is, Jim!
1315
01:19:01,830 --> 01:19:03,730
It's not over yet, guys.
1316
01:19:03,732 --> 01:19:06,766
Just remember,
if I can change,
1317
01:19:06,768 --> 01:19:09,802
then you can change...
everyone can change!
1318
01:19:09,804 --> 01:19:11,737
Yeah!
1319
01:19:11,739 --> 01:19:14,973
But first, I need to
sit down for a sec
1320
01:19:14,975 --> 01:19:17,110
and catch my breath.
1321
01:19:17,112 --> 01:19:19,544
Dad! Dad!
1322
01:19:19,546 --> 01:19:21,613
The other team is robotic!
1323
01:19:21,615 --> 01:19:25,083
Now son, that's a crude,
outdated stereotype.
1324
01:19:25,085 --> 01:19:27,151
Sure, these guys are severe,
1325
01:19:27,153 --> 01:19:29,555
they don't show their emotions
like us animals do,
1326
01:19:29,557 --> 01:19:32,958
but they have feelings
somewhere....under there.
1327
01:19:32,960 --> 01:19:35,927
No, I mean literally,
they're robots!
1328
01:19:35,929 --> 01:19:38,730
And I think we can use
the lemmings to expose them!
1329
01:19:38,732 --> 01:19:40,599
Hmm.
1330
01:19:40,601 --> 01:19:42,903
Okay, it's worth a shot.
Let's do it.
1331
01:19:57,850 --> 01:20:00,051
Huh?
1332
01:20:00,053 --> 01:20:03,854
Ow!
You bit me, you rodent!
1333
01:20:07,693 --> 01:20:10,059
Voulanov, it's
just like I thought.
1334
01:20:10,061 --> 01:20:11,827
Your team is fake!
1335
01:20:13,332 --> 01:20:16,131
It is small technicality.
1336
01:20:16,133 --> 01:20:21,140
You animals would never be
beating us, no matter what.
1337
01:20:22,341 --> 01:20:25,241
- Oh yeah?
- Oh yeah.
1338
01:20:25,243 --> 01:20:27,309
Three on three.
Right now.
1339
01:20:27,311 --> 01:20:29,312
Me, my brother,
and my daughter
1340
01:20:29,314 --> 01:20:32,615
against you, your brother,
and...
1341
01:20:32,617 --> 01:20:33,818
that guy!
1342
01:20:34,784 --> 01:20:36,050
Who, me?
1343
01:20:36,052 --> 01:20:38,786
You want to play me and Benny?
1344
01:20:38,788 --> 01:20:42,594
Ha! You are on!
1345
01:20:46,963 --> 01:20:50,031
Maybe this was a mistake.
I stink at hockey.
1346
01:20:50,033 --> 01:20:52,634
Even Rigoberto would've been
better than me.
1347
01:20:52,636 --> 01:20:55,637
Don't worry, Dad,
Uncle Stan and I got this.
1348
01:20:55,639 --> 01:20:58,705
We play well together now.
Right, Uncle Stan?
1349
01:20:58,707 --> 01:21:00,374
Bingo!
1350
01:21:00,376 --> 01:21:03,744
Norm, I am your brother,
and you're my brother.
1351
01:21:03,746 --> 01:21:05,946
We're a small band of brothers.
1352
01:21:05,948 --> 01:21:07,781
We have brotherly love.
1353
01:21:07,783 --> 01:21:09,717
And we're gonna
brother so hard right now,
1354
01:21:09,719 --> 01:21:12,720
we're gonna save the Arctic!
1355
01:21:12,722 --> 01:21:15,692
Yeah, brother!
Let's go get 'em!
1356
01:21:20,161 --> 01:21:23,063
I want a clean game out
of you guys, ya hear me?
1357
01:21:23,065 --> 01:21:24,898
No funny business.
1358
01:21:24,900 --> 01:21:27,367
First goal wins the Arctic.
1359
01:21:27,369 --> 01:21:29,706
Ready? Go!
1360
01:21:38,112 --> 01:21:39,781
Ha ha ha!
1361
01:21:47,055 --> 01:21:48,787
Waaah!
1362
01:21:48,789 --> 01:21:51,659
Norm, Norm,
bringin' the storm!
1363
01:21:52,959 --> 01:21:54,730
Bleaahh!
1364
01:22:09,909 --> 01:22:13,044
She shoots, she scores!
1365
01:22:16,917 --> 01:22:19,750
Well, shave my face
with a rusty razor!
1366
01:22:19,752 --> 01:22:23,220
I sure could use a hamburger
right now, Jim!
1367
01:22:23,222 --> 01:22:25,790
No! No!
1368
01:22:25,792 --> 01:22:27,791
How could this happen?
1369
01:22:27,793 --> 01:22:30,361
I do not understand!
1370
01:22:30,363 --> 01:22:33,429
I... am not surprised.
1371
01:22:33,431 --> 01:22:35,966
What is that supposed to mean?
1372
01:22:35,968 --> 01:22:39,469
Those animals were
fighting for their home...
1373
01:22:39,471 --> 01:22:42,839
they, themselves...
no one else.
1374
01:22:42,841 --> 01:22:44,807
They deserved this win.
1375
01:22:44,809 --> 01:22:49,045
I will be challenging
you to a rematching!
1376
01:22:49,047 --> 01:22:53,283
Actually, I just got word from
the Nation Games Commissioner
1377
01:22:53,285 --> 01:22:57,252
you won't be challenging anyone
to a rematch anytime soon.
1378
01:22:57,254 --> 01:23:00,222
Because of your cheating,
the nation of Taknekistan
1379
01:23:00,224 --> 01:23:02,091
will be stripped
of all their medals
1380
01:23:02,093 --> 01:23:05,798
and banned from
The Nation Games for five years!
1381
01:23:07,464 --> 01:23:10,435
We love hockey!
We love hockey!
1382
01:23:11,969 --> 01:23:14,169
You give good advice, Fong.
1383
01:23:14,171 --> 01:23:16,004
I respect you.
1384
01:23:16,006 --> 01:23:18,173
Thank you for helping us
save the Arctic.
1385
01:23:18,175 --> 01:23:21,275
No-no, you give
good advice Socrates.
1386
01:23:21,277 --> 01:23:24,345
I will take advice
from you anytime.
1387
01:23:24,347 --> 01:23:27,381
We love hockey!
We love hockey!
1388
01:23:27,383 --> 01:23:29,252
We love hockey!
1389
01:23:33,322 --> 01:23:35,823
She shoots, she scores!
1390
01:23:35,825 --> 01:23:37,360
We love hockey!
1391
01:23:45,333 --> 01:23:48,835
Wow, it's gonna take these workers
days to replace all this ice
1392
01:23:48,837 --> 01:23:50,474
and clean up all the machines.
1393
01:23:51,908 --> 01:23:54,077
I have an idea.
1394
01:24:04,386 --> 01:24:08,056
Just reprogram them.
You can thank me later.
1395
01:24:26,408 --> 01:24:30,476
Congratulations, Norm.
You did it. You saved your home!
1396
01:24:30,478 --> 01:24:34,378
Ahem! Excuse me.
What am I, chopped liver?
1397
01:24:34,380 --> 01:24:37,216
Huh?
Sorry, I don't speak bear.
1398
01:24:37,218 --> 01:24:40,252
He wants some credit.
1399
01:24:40,254 --> 01:24:43,454
Okay, you too, Stan.
You saved the Arctic, too.
1400
01:24:45,158 --> 01:24:47,292
That's more like it!
1401
01:25:01,289 --> 01:25:06,289
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