All language subtitles for Money.For.Nothing.1993.1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG

Yeah, 42.
We're en route to Atlantic City.

Check, 42.
You're running behind schedule.

Shipside orders, three plus one.

- Jimmy O'Connor and Timmy O'Connor.
- Here.

- Wilhelm.
- Right.

Chilled cargo, containers.
Camden Marine terminal.

- Rivera.
- Yeah.

- Hoffman. O'Hara and Wolkin. Hanratty.
- Yeah.

- Eddie.
- Uh-huh.

- Rudolph. Jackson.
- Yeah.

Final call.
Concentrated OJ., six plus one.

- Benvenuti. McClaghan.
- Yo.

- Jefferson.
- Yeah.

Dunleavy.

- Whoa, there you go.
See what clean livin' can do?
- Shut up.

You, Joey.

Not Joey Coyle.
Joey Sullivan. Come on.

Let's go, Sully.
All right, that's it today.

That's two weeks
almost we ain't workin'.

I can do twice the work of that
old geezer Sullivan, so he must
got somethin' on you, right?

Yeah, he's got four kids
he's gotta feed.
That's what he's got on me.

Come on, find me a slot.
Pad a gang if you have to. Half a day.

You ain't gonna put me to work,
you know, front me some cigarette money.

Hey, a man who can't buy
his own cigarettes,
shouldn't be smokin', should he?

You-You always get philosophical
on me when you don't gimme work.

Come on, William.
I got so many holes in my shirt,
when I walk down the street, I hum.

Hey, little brother!

Tuna fish?

What do you want from me?
Tell it to Eleanor. I'll see you later.

How's it goin'?

What?
Are we lost or what?

- Jesus, man.
- Shortcut to the new highway.

- Joe, what do you want to do now?
- Same thing we always do:

Drive around all day
with our dicks in our hands.

This is gettin' boring,
you know.

Joey, my father don't want
nobody smokin' in this car.

I'm glad we're
clearin' this up.

Damn lighter
don't work no how.

- Yeah.
- Got my half of that sandwich?

Take the big piece.

Joe, there's more celery
in this than tuna.

You know what
I don't understand.

Your own brother...
can't even give us a job.

That's Billy. Always got to prove to
everybody that he's fair all the time.

It's like... It's like a-acute integrity,
you know what I'm sayin'?

Fuckin' wearin' me out.

It's not my fault
if the city don't fix the roads.

Things'll get better, Joe.
You know?

Things always get better.

Before you know it,
we'll be eligible for retirement.

Down at Atlantic City
sippin' on margaritas or something.

Yeah.
Forty years'll go by in no time.

Hey, pull over. That thing there.
It might make a good toolbox.

- It's a piece of crap.
- Pull over. Stop the car.
Come on, stop the car!

Joey, hurry up
and get your little box, all right?

Move it!
Go! Go!

- I thought you wanted that stinkin' box.
- The hell with the box.

Joey, what the fuck are you doin'?

- Joey, what the hell you got?
- Somethin' on its way to Trump
Taj Mahal in Atlantic City.

- What is it?
- 1.2 million.

1.2 million what?

Hey, Joey, Joey,
that's my mom's crucifix.

- She'd be...
- Aaah.

Joey, is that real?

That looks like
it's real, Joey!

Wow!

Wow!

Wow!

Don't-Don't touch it, Joey. You don't
wanna get your fingerprints on it.

Okay?
Don't touch the money.

It's all... It's all
hundred dollar bills.

I think these are unmarked!

- You don't find that kind of
money just lying on the street.
- I just did.

- It don't belong to us.
- Finders, keepers, Kenny.

Joey, look at the bag. It says
"Property of the Federal Reserve."

- That makes this a federal offense.
- Kenny, think about it.

- Did we hurt anybody?
- No.

Did we steal it
from anybody? No.

Are we giving it back?
Hell, no!

Possession is nine-tenths of the law.
You know what I'm sayin'?

It's-It's their negligence.

It's their...
Oh, ah, 11:00, 11:00!

- Shit, Joey.
- Drive straight. Drive straight.

We're busted, Joey.

- If we're caught, we're busted.
- Don't drive slow.

- Don't drive slow.
- I'm not, Joe.

Joey, I ain't gonna be nobody's
cell bitch for a sack of dough.

What the hell
are you doin'?

Are you insane?

There are cops
back there.

Joey, listen to me.
We walk over to the cops.

We say, "Cops,
look what we found."

We give 'em the money.
You know there's gonna be a big reward.

Then we'll be big heroes
and we'll be big shots.

All right? We'll be the guys
who found the money.

Kenny, who wants to be famous
for being stupid?

- Kenny, Kenny, we're keepin' the money.
- You're keepin' the money, Joe.

Kenny, you're gonna regret this
for the rest of your life.

- Half of it's yours. Drive the car.
- Shut up!

All right. This is what's gonna happen.
I never gave you a ride home.

I never saw that money,
all right?

I want you to swear on your
father's grave that whatever
happens, I'm not involved.

I swear to you, Kenny.

- Please drive the car! Fuck it.
- Joey, get out of my car.

I'll see you later.

- Hi, Joey.
- How ya doin', Mrs. Breen?

Anybody home?

Is that you, Joey?

- Yeah, Ma.
- I thought I heard you come in.

I could do with a hand
to carry in the laundry upstairs.

Be right down, Ma.

- You look worried.
- No work.

Well, it'll pick up.

Your father always
used to say...

"Theresa, someday our ship
is gonna come in.

And when it does, we just have
to be careful we're not at the airport. �

You worried
about money, Joey?

- No.
- You sure?

Yeah. I'm all right. Really.

- Sure you're all right.
- Ma. Ma. Ma.

- Take Monica to the movies.
- Mom. Ma.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Me and Monica,
we're all done.

Well, then you're gonna need it when
you get back together again. Yes, yes.

Joey, what happened
to the bedspread?

I put it outside in the thing
when I was doin' the other thing.

Let me help you with the laundry.

- Somethin' fell. What fell?
- My key.

Lick your fingers, Joey!

This is
your lucky day.

Ninety-one, clear.

I watched them secure the doors.

No way those bags
could've just dropped off.

So do you mind telling me
where they are now?

Do you have any clue where they went?
Did they just fly away?

Pat Laurenzi,
South Detectives.

It's been 48 minutes...

- since I placed the call.
- How much money's missing?

$1.2 million.

Are these the two drivers
in question?

He's the driver.
I'm the hopper.

Hopper. What is that?
Do you hop around?

- I hop out and get the money
while he wait in the truck.
- Detective Laurenzi...

I don't want to jump
to any conclusions before...

you complete
your investigation.

But our equipment is inspected
on a weekly basis.

This obviously
involves human error...

or criminal conspiracy.

Did the alarm malfunction?

The door's locked.
The men carry guns.

An alarm system would be
an unnecessary redundancy.

See, this never would've happened
if you hadn't cut us back.

We used to have
a third man ride in the back.

- Lock me in. Yeah.
- Lock you in?

I ask for a detective.
They send Houdini.

Okay.

The trucks they give us ain't fit
to carry clothes to the Salvation Army.

You're terminated.
Both of you.

I'm on the job 14 years
when you still in school.

It was just me, your father
and two Puerto Ricans
and a converted milk truck.

Look, I got a family to support.
I'm 52 years old. I can't go
and start knockin' on doors now.

You should've thought of that
before you fucked up.

In our top local story tonight,
Liberty Bell Courier announced
$1.2 million fell out...

of the storage compartment
from one of their armored trucks
during a delivery run.

Did I hear that right?
A million bucks fell off a truck?

Our reporter Lois Bowden filed an
earlier report from South Philadelphia...

where police are concentrating
their efforts to recover the lost loot.

- Losing $ 1.2 million isn't as easy...
- Anybody want more fish?

- But it can happen.
- Joey, shhh, I wanna hear this.

Standing beside me is Steve Hrbek,
vice president of Liberty Bell Courier.

Mr. Hrbek,
how could this happen?

I can't give any reason
for this unfortunate mishap.

I can only say that something
went seriously wrong.

- I'll say.
- Even though they are rare,
you find that incidents...

like these
do occur in our business.

Usually the money is recovered
before the story hits the evening news...

but obviously in this case,
that didn't happen.

Is there anything you'd like to say
to the person who found the money?

It's not yours. Give it back.

Reporting from South Philly,
this is Lois Bowden, Channel Five news.

In other news,
60% of Philadelphians we polled...

said they would leave
the City of Brotherly Love,
if given a chance.

Who conducts all these polls, hmm?
Nobody ever asks my opinion.

That dumb S.O.B.
Who found that money...

- he don't even know what he's in for.
- What's an S.O. B?

- Never mind.
- Well, lucky stiff.

He did no more
than the politicians.

He picked up his.
They got theirs handed to 'em.

It ain't against the law
to find money.

- It is to keep it.
- What are you talkin' about?

Happens all the time
down at the docks, right?

Guys tryin' to take home
unclaimed merchandise.

- They're always doin' it
when no one's lookin'.
- Burn 'em at the stake.

- You don't understand anything,
you know that?
- No.

You don't take something
if it's not yours. You just don't.

A lot of people got money
problems, they don't steal.
This guy, he finds this money.

Pennsylvania law says if you
find somethin' worth over $200
and you don't try to return it...

you're committing a crime,
same as stealin'.

And you get up
to five years in prison.

You get five years?

Yeah, for findin'
some money.

What are you,
the attorney general?

If I found that loot...

all them garbage cans up there,
I wouldn't have to be pickin'
out of' em no more.

I'd order me up limousines
two feet longer than anybody else's.

I'd build me a house
way up on top of the hill.

And they'd say, "Man, you live up there?"
I'd say, "Yeah, I live up there."

They'd say, "How you live
way up there?" I'd say,"Man,
it could happen to any of us."

- You know what I mean? Heck, yeah.
- That's a hundred dollar bill.

Whoa!

If I found a million dollars,
I'd buy more shoes than Imelda Marcos.

- The rest I'd probably waste.
- Not me.

I got a condo I can't sell.
The bank's gonna repossess it.

I got a Porsche I can't drive.
The insurance is too high.

I got a girlfriend who likes to drive
through the south of France...

and drink
ten dollar cappuccinos.

If I found a million dollars, I'd put it
up as collateral to get out of debt...

then borrow more money.

There's a gentlemen
staring at you.

- Oh, yeah?
- I think so.

Do you know what you could buy
for $1.2 million?

- I'm gonna come back
and have a drink later.
- Okay.

Could I have a vodka and cranberry?
Stoli, with three limes.

I was sitting here
a minute ago.

- Can I get a Rolling Rock?
- We only carry imported.

- All right, run a tab.
- Okay. I need a credit card.

I'm applyin' for one.

It's okay.

How's everythin'
goin' at the bank?

Joe, get it right. We're not a bank.
We're an investment firm.

- I thought we decided
not to see each other anymore.
- Yeah, we did.

Come on, Monica, I know
you think I'm here...
I don't need a glass.

I know you think I'm gonna try to talk
you into sleeping with me.

And that we're gonna get back
together and then we're gonna
break up. It's gonna be a mess.

I just need your help...
in an area of your expertise.

Expertise in what, Joe?

Money.

Money?

Here's a question, seriously.

Is there a way for a guy
like me, a guy who's stuck...

to walk into your firm
and invest a big chunk of change?

A million cash, you know.
Whatever. What kind of
questions are they gonna ask?

What kind of questions?

They'll need to see picture I.D.,
your social security number.

- That's all I need?
- If it's less than $10,000.

Anything in excess, we're required
to notify the Treasury Department.

Is there a way for me,
you know, and you maybe, to...

move around the commas and
the zeroes so that the I.R.S.
Doesn't find out about it?

Joe,

A guy like you is never gonna
walk into my office with a million cash.

All right.
I mean, who you kidding?

Look at you, you're still wearin' the
same clothes as the last time I saw you.

Check, please.

- I got it.
- No, no, it's on me.

That'll be $9.75.

Hey, you know,
some money fell off an armored truck.

There's a police alert now
for suspicious characters
spending hundred dollar bills.

If Joey Coyle has a hundred dollar bill,
you can rest assured it's his last one.

He's a good lookin' guy, that guy.
You know that guy?

Can I get a pack of Tareytons?
Can you make it two?

So, what do you think?
Do you think this guy's gonna make it?

- I hope so, but half the town
is looking for him.
- Yeah.

- Well, he better go to the other half.
- Yeah. $5.20.

- Keep the change.
- Thanks.

Hey, here go that guy
who gave us that money.

- Hey, man. Come on, man.
- No, I'm all right.

I think if I found
that money, I'd give it back.

You know what my horoscope
said today, Bobby?

It said, "Beware of strangers
bearing gifts because what is
free is too expensive."

Ain't no missin' money.
Government's so deep in debt,
they arrange an accident...

money fallin' out of the back
of an armored truck...

So they can bail out the S & L's.

- Hey, Joey.
- Hey, Lindey.
Did Dino make his run tonight?

You lost too, huh? Everybody
took the Sixers with the points.

- I need a Rolling Rock.
- If I found that million, I'd go to the dentist.

Then, I'd get rid of that
horrible rug in the den.
But, first, I'd go to the dentist.

Joey, treatin' yourself royally
on my money?

- Your money?
- My money.

You owe me at least
a full tank of gas...

for all them rides
home from the dock, Joe!

You hit me up for a ten-spot
the last time you took out your bitch.

- Whoa. Her name's Monica.
- All right.

Thank you. Really.

Dino.

- Hello, Lindey.
- Yo.

Bud Light.

Hey, Dino,
I got that ten-spot I lost on the game.

Hey, Lindey! So, what would it cost
to buy the house a drink?

What are you gonna use
for money, deutsche marks?

Like I was saying,
how much is it gonna cost...

to get everybody in this bar so drunk
they're pissin' out their ears?

- Four hundred bucks.
- Four hundred bucks? Everybody?

Everybody, including me!

All right, then, there's
gonna be no more bitchin'
about this man. Dino Palladino.

How he comes in here every night
and he books your bets and...

- he doesn't pay off
because I'm livin' proof.
- C-notes.

Not even Atlantic City can provide
what Dino Palladino provides...

to the South Philly
gamblin' community.

- All right, Joey.
- Put your money away.

All right, comin' up.
Who's next?

No loyalty.
You bet against our Sixers?

Ah, it wasn't B-ball.
Picked a pony.

- It's a pony.
- A pony?

Yeah.

- You and me.
- Let's not panic. Lorraine,
take care of those guys.

- What do you got? Two Bud's.
- Talk to me, baby.

I need a fresh beer.

- Lock the door.
- Go.

- Let's see it.
- Go, go!

- Let me see it.
- Go.

Joe, listen. I know mooks
that have spent their whole lives...

trying to figure out a way
to pop an armored car.

In my book,
I look up to you.

All right, so we're
just gonna walk in...

we're gonna launder it,
and we're gonna walk out.

That's right.
You'll get it tonight, Joe.

Tonight.
And now, you gotta do me a favor.

When we walk in there,
let me handle it...

'cause I've done it before.

I've done all this shit before
so let me handle it.

Don't bullshit me,
all right?

You ain't never even seen
$1.2 million before tonight.

Why you come to me?

Huh? I mean, go to Monica.

Go to your girl.

She works in a bank.

You walk in that place with that kind
of money, they'll handcuff you to a desk.

I came to you.
Okay?

No one saw you
picking it up?

Right?

You and me...
are the only ones that know about this.

Piece of cake.

So, when I swap the hundreds,
I'm gonna get back tens,
fifties, anything I want?

- L-It's gonna be okay with this guy?
- The guy's loaded.

He collects every bet in South Phil.
What else do you want, Joe?

- Is that his car?
- Yeah, one of them.
He's a real connoisseur.

- Yeah, he knows his shit, huh?
- Yeah.

- Joey, Joey, gimme a minute.
- In here or out there?

- You want me to walk around? Stay put.
- No, no. S-Stay put.

So, are we gonna
go out tonight?

- Yeah, we'll go to Angelo's.
- Mr. Goldoni?

- I brought the guy that found
the Liberty Bell money.
- Where is he?

He's right over there.

Yeah, maybe Nevada is
but we're not Nevada here.

- That's him. Joseph.
- Bring him in the office.

- Five and a half
to five on the play-offs?
- Move to even.

- He's close to clean.
- Cover.

Yeah, this is Corky.
The thing is what it is.

- You keep four, Joe.
- Slow down. Slow down.

You're gonna break
the sound barrier.

Now, for every 400,000 I give you,
what are you prepared to give me?

For every four you give us,
we give you back three.

Joe, he's
giving you $300,000.

- I'm giving him four.
- Joe, it's not a matter of....

what you want us to give you,
it's how much you wanna give us.

Now, I'll tell you what. For the 1.2,
I'll give you back a million.

That way
you save 100,000.

Yeah, but if 1.2 costs two,
how come four costs one?

You keep four, Joe!

I take eight, give you back
seven out of the eight, same
as I would three out of four.

It's the same thing.

L-l-I don't get it.
Really, I don't. You get it?

He's taking one from four.
He's not taking anything
from the eight...

except his vig
of his first four.

- It's pretty clear.
- I don't get it. I'm sorry.

Is that how much I'm gonna give you
or how much you're... gonna give me?

In terms of empathy, in the sense of...
putting oneself inside...

the skin of another person,
I admire that man.

He was an inventor.

He had imagination.

He was a bit of a fatso,
but he was sexually active.

And of....

all of the Founding Fathers...

whose faces appear
on hard currency...

he's the only one
cracking a smile; Ben Franklin.

Why's Ben smilin'?

He was smart enough
not to be president.

He lived in a tree house
for a period of time, Joe.

What are you tal...

What are you talking about?
What has this got to do
with launderin' my money?

He was a playful man.
He flew a kite.

- What was on the end of Ben
Franklin's kite, historically?
- A piece of string.

String.
What was on the end of the string?

- Dino?
- A kite?

A key.

A key. A key!

Exactly.
He caught lightning in a bottle!

The same way
you did, Joe.

The same way you did.

That doesn't happen to too many
people in their lifetimes,
but it happened to you.

Think about it.

What are you gonna do?

You can give us the money...
and spend it while
you're young, enjoy it.

Or you can dig a hole,
stick it in...

and hope that it's still there
when you dig it up.

It's up to you.

We do this tonight.

It's the weekend. It'll take maybe two,
three-three days at the most.

Three days?

- Three days. It's not like a week.
- He said we could do it in one night.

- That's a lot of money to count.
- Joe, there's only six here.

- Where's the rest?
- You said we could do this in one night.

- You said you were bringing 1.2.
- So what, that's my business.

- So what? It's my business.
- It's my business.

- Shut up!
- Shut up.
- You shut up.

Okay, the man has a right
to be cautious. Joe...

you give us the six tonight,
we'll give you back the five,
then we repeat the process.

So I get...

my first five before I get you
your second six?

That's the deal.
That's it.

- Okay, Joe. Okay.
- Done.

Now, is there anything you want, Joe?
Anything you need? Tuna, anything?

No, no, I'm not hungry.
Uh, I just gotta get home.

- Gotta get home?
- Yeah.

Dino, give him your shit box.

It's a Cadillac.

Take care of my money.

- Let's check this area.
- I already checked it.

Well, check it again.

If I found that kind of money,
you'd never hear from me again.

Twenty-four hours...

- and not a single clue.
- That's because $10,000
isn't enough reward.

You might not catch the guy
who stole the money...

but you'll probably
get his neighbor.

This is South Philly,
Mr. Hrbek.

If you weren't familiar with
the neighborhood, you wouldn't
even know that street existed.

If somebody in one of those
row houses got $1.2 million...

believe me, they're gonna talk
to somebody.

Is that how you solve crimes in South
Philly, Detective? Waiting around...

for the crook
to tell the wrong person?

You know somethin'?
You guys are in business
because people can't be trusted.

And if we don't find that money
to everyone's satisfaction...

you might not be in business
for too much longer.

Now, both your drivers passed
their polygraph test with flying colors.

And the insurance company
knows that the accident happened
due to equipment malfunction...

so you can forget
about a settlement.

Raise the reward.

It costs money
to find money...

Mr. Hrbek.

I'll double the reward.

$20,000 is still below
the going rate of a row house.

Well, I'm not familiar with the price
of real estate in South Philly.

Well, maybe you should
read up on it.

You come up with 50 grand,
somebody's gonna talk.

No, no, the reward stays at 20.

You guys are still issued
rotary phones?

Yeah, you just put your finger
in the little hole around
the number and drag it around.

It takes a little longer
but it still works.

Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Monica.

Hey, Joe.

Get in.

El D.
Real leather seats.

You're doin' good, Joe.
Comin' up in life, huh?

It's a nice car.

I've been doin' some thinkin'. I want
you to be straight with me on somethin'.

- Will you do that for me?
- I think that's always best.

Now, nobody died in your family,
so I know you didn't inherit any money.

- No, everybody's healthy.
- I'm glad to hear it.

And I checked the paper.
You didn't win the lottery.

No, I wouldn't waste my money
on a government racket.

Uh-huh.
And you're not a big gambler.

Here and there,
a little bit, you know.

Joe, I want you
to do me a favor.

Yeah?

Can you show me what
$1.2 million looks like?

I could arrange that.

It's like you dream of somethin' like
this happenin' and then it happens...

and-and you feel numb,
you know what I mean?

Think about it, whatever you need,
like medical, take care of your family.

I mean, even after that,
you know, anything.

Anything...
that needs to be done...

can now be done.

I mean, that'll really work
on your brain, you know what I mean?

I mean, what'd you want? Anything in
the world. Where do you wanna go?

- To Paris for breakfast?
Anything, it doesn't matter.
- I would love...

to go on vacation with you.

Now we can go to the Caribbean, you
know. Take one of those cruise ships.

- Yeah.
- Take some mambo classes.

Two hundred extra for mambo.

And we could use some new clothes
to go on the trip with, you know.

Yeah. You need some clothes.

- Not the five and dime, come on.
- Oh, she wants the top of the line.

Yes, I do. And, you know, I've always
wanted to continue my education.

- College?
- Mm-hmm.

- That's gonna take money.
- Yes, it will.

That's for college.

And this is for uh, for uh,
your-your breeding and your grades.

Excuse me?
Look who's talking.

God, you know, I thought I had
a decent job taking home $350 a week.

Yeah.

I'd be, I'd be a grandmother
by the time I earned $1.2 million.

You'd think a life's worth of toil would
amount to more than this, you know.

- And all this is only half the money.
- Half?

- Yeah.
- Where's the other half?

It's bein' washed.

Washed?

Yeah. Washed.

- As in laundered?
- Yes, as in hand-washed, laundered.

So we can spend it while we're young.
That's the idea.

Who did you give the rest to?

A friend.

Someone I know?

You might.

Who, Joe?

- I went to Catholic school with him.
- You went to Catholic school...

with 400 people.

Don't tell me Dino.
Not Dino Palladino.

The one and only.

So, he's the only one
who knows besides you and me?

- Except for Kenny.
- You told Kozlowski?

Kenny was there when I found it.
Dino doesn't know because
Kenny says he wasn't there.

You know what I'm sayin'?

That's just great, Joe.

So, it's just, you know, basically,
Dino, Kenny, me and you.

- This is great.
- Where you goin'?

Look, I'm not stickin' around when Dino
and his boys come for the rest of it.

Those guys will slit
your throat for five bucks.

Those guys are businessmen
like everybody else.

- Yeah, right.
- All right, you're so smart...

I come to you for advice
the other day and you wouldn't
even give me the time of day.

What are you gonna do if a
million-two drops in your lap
and you gotta change it?

I'll tell ya what I wouldn't do.
I wouldn't give $600,000 to some
small-time hustler, Joe.

And I wouldn't go spend
a fortune to show off to some girl...

who already
gave up on you.

You're saying you're only here
with me 'cause of the money?

Good-bye, Joe.

- Hey, you kids. Hey, wait a minute!
- Cops! Come on, let's go!

Hey, come here!

Hey, come on back!

- Oh, hey, hey, hey, come here.
- No.

Relax.
You wanna wear these?

Gimme that.
You got a hunting license, son?

You don't need a license
to hunt rats.

Well, I guess you've never heard
of the Endangered Species Act?

- It was only a rat.
- Well, I just seen another
dead rat right over there.

- Were you around here on Friday?
- No, I was in school studyin'.

- Oh, yeah, I bet you were.
- I was.

I don't think so. You saw
a yellow metal tub fall off
the back of an armored truck?

- I didn't see squat.
- Put it this way.

You tell me what you saw,
I'll give your bow back.
If you don't, I'm gonna break it.

I might've seen someone pick up
somethin' that don't belong to him.

Was he tall? Short? Thin?
Fat? Blue? Green?

- He was a regular-lookin' white dude.
- Like somebody from the neighborhood?

- Yeah, I might've seen him before.
- What kind of car was he drivin'?

Shitty. Gray fender needed paint.
Chevy Chevelle.

- A shitty Chevy Chevelle?
- Yeah.

You sure about that
or you just guessin'?

Of course I'm sure. I spent all winter
sleepin' in back of one.

Get outta here.

- Loose in front! Score!
- Yes!

Brind'Amour!

- You weren't there, remember?
- Joey, this has turned into a big deal.

- You saw the papers?
- Yeah, but it's okay.

- The priest is talkin'
about it in his sermon.
- It's a moral issue.

Murray the cakeman keeps talkin' about
they're gonna catch you this weekend.

- He said they're gonna catch
"the guy" this weekend.
- Forget about the cakeman.

You just need a drink.
You need to relax. Drink up. Lindey!

- This thing is makin' my stomach hurt.
- Coyle!

- Buy me a drink.
- Yeah, Joey, buy us a drink.

- Two more.
- With all your winnings?

- What is he talkin' about, "winnings"?
- Uhhh.

- He's just bustin' my balls.
- So why you buy him a drink?

- 'Cause he's an asshole.
- So you buy him a drink?

- What is that?
- Tequila.

- What do I care?
- Ohhh, tequila.

- Happy days.
- Salud.

- Ahhh. You're beautiful, Joe.
- Yeah.

Joe?

I'm curious. What race was it
that you won your money?

- Why you curious?
- Relax.

- What race was it?
- Uh, it was the seventh at Philly Park.

What was the name
of the horse?

- Nice.
- Dumb Luck.

- Lindey, you got Friday's race results?
- Yo.

- I can fish it out of the garbage.
- Why you bustin' my balls?

I want to pin it up.

Look at this, 20,000.

Twenty-thousand reward.
I find a million-two,
I'm gonna give it up for 20 grand?

- I don't think so.
- What was that? The seventh
race at Philly Park?

- Yeah.
- Dumb Luck?

That's the horse.

Joe, there ain't no horse
named Dumb Luck.

You can't believe everything
you read in the newspapers.

Joe, I usually believe it
when they're payin' me off.

You know, I think it's some sort of...
strange typo or somethin'.

They don't have any typos
in the racing section.

How could 22 guys
take a leak at the same time?

- Prostate, maybe.
- Guess it must be goin' around.

- A hundred dollar bill.
I'm looking for 12,000 of these.
- You know, it's funny but...

I seen Ben Franklin standing out
by the Liberty Bell...

and he was handin' out hundred
dollar bills to every tourist in town.

Dunleavy, let's not make
a hero out of a jerk.

What makes you think the guy
who found the money's a jerk?

'Cause he's got the cops
lookin' for him.

You wouldn't happen
to know where he is?

- We should tell 'em.
He's gonna find out anyway.
- You wanna know who found it?

It's Kozlowski.

- That him?
- That's him right there.

Is it true what they say?

- You know about the money?
- If I found the money, I'd give it back.

Yeah, yeah.
I believe maybe you would.

- Yes, I would.
- You must be the only one
around here that would.

I would.

I got an idea that whoever found
that money is from this neighborhood.

Maybe it's someone
that everyone knows.

Well, here's my card.

Anybody wants to talk.

- Anybody?
- Yeah, I'll take one.

You never know.

- Why... Why'd you take his card?
- Shut up.

Joe.

Somethin'
I can do for you?

- Joe, you owe me.
- What do you call that?

- Call it what you want.
- You gonna keep your mouth shut?

Yeah.

- Hold on, hold on. Wait 'til he leaves.
- Why'd you give him the money?

- He just left.
- Why did you give him the money?

Just sit down.

- Kenny, Kenny.
- I wasn't gonna be involved.
Now, you're draggin' me down.

Nobody is goin' down, all right.
Nobody's goin' down!

- No...
- Way to go, J. C...

You neglected to mention
the Chevelle.

Joey, he knows
about my father's car?

- You got this idiot involved with me?
- I'm not...

- I had nothin' to do with it.
- Shut up! Shut up!

Will you fuckin' relax? We're in the
street and there was a cop in there.

- It's all over the radio.
- What?

- The Chevelle. Shut up!
- You got my father's car on the radio?

- The keys.
- You got my father's car
on the radio, Joe?

- My father's car is on the radio?
- Gimme the keys.

- Gimme the keys.
- The radio's broken in the house.

- They don't listen to the radio.
- Joe, gimme the keys.

All right.

We're gonna get the car painted. Yeah,
we're gonna make it look brand new.

Joe, gimme the keys.

Joey, gimme the keys!

What the hell are you...
No. I don't believe this.

You said that I wasn't
gonna be involved with this.

- Joey, there ain't
no paint shop around here.
- Go and pull over.

- Joey, where's the paint shop?
- Kill the engine.

Joey, what are we doin'?

Please, kill the engine.

I'm gonna make it up to you.

Joey, this is
my father's car.

I'll buy him ten new ones.

- Open the door!
- No!

- Kenny, get out of the car.
- I'm not gettin' out of the car.

You wanna go to jail?
You wanna see your father go
to jail? Get out of the car.

- No!
- You're gonna suffocate in there.

How am I gonna get a paramedic
out here during a football
game? Get out of the car.

- No.
- You get out of the car,
you big dumb Polack!

- I'm not gettin' out!
- Get out, Kenny!

Kenny, I'm not playing with you. Get out
of the car right now! It's not a game!

He's locked in, huh? I'll show you
how to get him out of the car.

- I'll show you.
- It's my problem. I'm takin' care of it.

- He can't go nowheres. I got the keys.
- I got no time to breast-feed...

this motherfucker.

- Hey, come on, whoa.
What-What are you gonna do?
- I'll give him a haircut.

- That's about it.
- It's my problem.
I'm gonna take care of it.

Take care of it.
I'll give you five seconds.

One Mississippi...
two Mississippi...

three Mississippi...
four...

Go on.
Take care of it.

No, Joe. Aaah!

Joe! Don't! Aaah!

Joe! I'm gettin' out.

- Don't hit me. Don't hit me.
- Get out!

Hey, Dino, you got any idea
when my money's gonna be ready?

Fuck. You were in the room.
What did he say?

- That's tomorrow night.
- That's right. Now remember,
to get the five for six...

you need to change
the whole 1.2.

Say that again.

To get the five for six,
you need to change the whole 1.2.
That's the deal you made.

That's exactly not
the deal I made.

- That's the deal...
- You tell me to my face
that that's the deal I made.

- Say it right to my face,
"That's the deal you made."
- That's the deal you made.

Joe, you lied to me. You lied
to me about the car. You lied
to me about douche bag there.

I mean, what the fuck do you think
I do for a living, sell shoes?

Come on. This is serious shit.
These people are not to be fucked with.

Now, I don't wanna see you
at Dempsey's or anywhere else.

You're gonna go home, lock the door,
draw the curtains and stay home, Joe.

And then tomorrow,
bring the other six, Joe.

You got it?

It's all... clear.

- Is somebody there?
- Yeah, Ma.

Joey. What time is it?
What are you lookin' for?

- I was just rustlin' through
some of Dad's stuff.
- Come here.

Sit down.

You know, Joe, your father,
he misses you very much.

Look at you.
You don't take care of yourself.

I'm all right, Ma.
Just a little worn out.

- Mmm.
- So, how do you know he misses me?

We communicate.

You do?

We still talk.
All the time.

Has he said anything
about me lately?

He knows exactly
what's goin' on with you, Joey.

He didn't tell you
how it was gonna turn out did he?

Do you think Dad would be
happier if we moved him out that...

that scummy cemetery
out there under that freeway?

And we move him out in the country,
you know? Someplace nice.

With some birds and some trees,
you know. A river. Somethin'.

Joey...

whatever you're gonna give
your father, you already...

gave him while
he was still alive.

Do you need anything, Ma?

No, thanks, son.

- I gotta go out.
- Mmm.

- Boo! Got you!
- Jesus Christ!

- What are you doing in there?
How'd you get in there?
- I picked the lock.

- Why'd you go in there?
What are you lookin' for?
- I was just playing a trick.

Get outta here.

Don't do that sort of thing!
Stay outta my room!

- What's the matter? What did you do?
- I didn't do anything.

Tell her to stay
outta my room! All right?

- Get out, you hog.
You been in there for an hour.
- I'll be out in a minute.

Come on, Kate. Cut it out.
I'm comin' out right now.

Hurry up.

- You gonna forgive me?
- No.

- You sure?
- Stop it.

All right, all right.
Just quit bugging me.

Geez!

Damn it!

- Whoa!
- My god!

Joey! Joey, what happened?
Are you hurt?

Joey.

Joey, did you find
the Liberty Bell money?

Mom, look. It's a real
hundred dollar bill.

Did you find that money, Joey?

What does it look like?

- You been lying to us?
- I did not lie.

I just didn't
tell the whole truth.

So what are you all
lookin' at?

Here, Billy.

Here. That'll fix the ceiling.

Billy, redo the entire house.

And pay off
the mortgage.

Here, let's buy Ma...
Ma, we'll buy you...

a summer house
on the Jersey shore.

With your own
private fishing boat.

With your own
private dock.

Katie! Katie, Katie needs, uh...
braces, right?

And, uh, she wants,
uh, a new bike.

And she wants
to go to college.

I don't want to be rich
if I have to go to school!

Eleanor wants
a new wardrobe and a new TV.

Go to Iowa and visit relatives
you never even knew that you had.

Whoa.
W-W-W-Wait a minute.

We don't need no money
that don't belong to us.

Let them talk!

- I'll take the bike and a few hundred.
- No, you won't.

- Get in your room right now.
- She wants the bike!

Joey, if the old man
taught us anything...

he taught us you don't
get somethin' for nothin', right?

No such thing
as a free lunch.

Then what's that
in my hand, Billy?

Billy, the old man is dead.

Remember what it was like
when he was alive? Remember that?

Workin' 18 hour days, his hands all
busted up. He couldn't even make a fist.

Three, four glycerin tablets
at a time to keep his heart pumpin'?

- You remember that? Yeah?
- Yeah, I remember.

And if you know what's good for you,
you just leave the old man out of this.

What good did it do him?
What good did it do him?

His son is drinkin'
in the same bar stool that he was.

Joey, you're gonna
clean this mess up...

and we're gonna go down there tomorrow
morning and give that money back.

Give it back?
What are you, nuts?

What do you think I got
to look forward to in my life? What?

I measure my life
in unemployment checks, Billy.

I'm 26 years old and I live in the same
room right down the hall from my mom!

What do I got to look forward to?
What about my family?

What about my future?
I got nothin'!

I can't even get my own goddamn
brother to give me work!

Shut up! Shut up!
I do my best for you!

- Yeah!
- The best I can!

- You son-of-a-bitch!
- Hey, hey! Break it up! Break it up!

- I'm keepin' the goddamn money!
- You're givin' it back!

- You are givin' it back! You hear me?
- Eleanor! Stop it!

- I ain't givin' shit back!
- You son-of-a-bitch!

Eleanor, take your husband to bed.

- You're givin' it back!
- Shut up, Billy! Go to bed!

You're givin' that money back!
I want you outta this house
if you keep that money.

Stop it!

Joey. Joey, everybody
needs money to live...

but not
this kind of money.

No, Ma. It's found money.
The answer to our prayers.

Your father used to say to me,
"Be careful what you pray for.

You might get it."

You gotta give
this money back, Joey.

I ain't givin' it back.

I'll say a prayer
for you, Joe.

And that's when I seen
these guys push the car in the river.

How many?
Two, three, four?

Two, three, could have been more.
But it was definitely couple of few.

What did
they look like?

Bent noses. Mobsters. Guys that
look like they're up to no good.

- Then what happened?
- Then they left in a fancy Caddy.

That's the wrong car.

What? Oh, oh, oh!

What do you... What do you... Excuse me!
What do you mean "wrong car"?

That's a Dodge.
We only pay for Chevelles.

What are you talkin' about?
Where's my cash?

- What?
- My cash. My money. My reward.

Take it up with Hrbek.
Liberty Bell.

You know, I took off
from work to be here.

That's what I get
for gettin' involved with cops?

- Hey, frogman!
- Yo.

Right here.

- Monica!
- Oh, god.

Discount from book on an I.P.O.
With great cash flow.

Sully and Sons wants to lay off
half a million shares.

- Monica, are you listening to me?
- L-I.P.O. Great cash flow.

- Right. Check and see if Sully
settled on that last trade.
- Yeah.

Joe, if you're not here on business,
I don't have time for this.

Miss Russo, I'd like to invest
$600,000 'til later tonight.

Now, any interest you might
make on that investment...

is yours to keep.

Joe, it's taken me three years
to go from receptionist to new accounts.

Get my own desk.

It's all clear now.
So in three more years...

you're gonna get a new desk
that's gonna be five feet away.

And if you really
kiss ass...

you're gonna get
your very own key to the toilet.

Listen, Joe, I don't kiss ass.
I busted my ass to get where I am.

So don't be disrespectful.

Buy two first class tickets.

I don't care where. Anywhere.
As long as it's out of the country.

What do you expect me to do?
Risk my life for you?

W-Where do you get off coming in
here to my place of work?

You're crazy.

Meet me at Dempsey's Bar
at 11:00. Don't be late.

What if I don't show?

Well, you'll be
that much richer.

I love you, baby.

Monica, yes or no. I'm still
waitin' to hear on that.
Did Sully settle on that trade?

- Maybe, maybe not.
- This kind of opportunity
doesn't happen every day.

Busted windshield.

It's anybody's guess
if it's a Chevelle.

You want me
to bring it up?

No, let's come back tomorrow.
Yeah, bring it up.

- How're doin', Joe?
- Hi.

Hi, Joe. How you doin'?

You guys got my half mil
broken down as agreed?

Well, to get five for six,
you gotta...

you gotta show me
the second six first.

You're changin'
the deal on me.

- No, we're not.
- Joe, let him see it.

Let him see it.

What the fuck
is this shit?

Joe. Joe. Joe.

I want my money.
All I want is my money.

Just give me my money.
It's my money.

We're doin' you a favor. What the hell
are you doin'? Put that down.

- It's my money.
- All right. Bring him his money.

Dino, bring him his money.
Every penny.

You know, the only
real question with money is...

do you posses it
or does it posses you?

Shut up. And I don't wanna hear about
Ben Franklin havin' sex in a tree house.

I think that,
uh, the ink...

from the bills...

is seeping
into your bloodstream, Joe.

And it's, it's...
affecting your equilibrium.

- Got your money, Joe.
- Put it on the ground.

Against the wall. Get against the wall.
Put your hands against the wall.

Lie down.

Put your legs
up in the air.

Nickels?

Nickels?

Quarters?
You gave me quarters?

Well, the deal was...

to break down
the money, Joe.

You did not specify
what denominations.

You evil son-of-a-bitch.

You give me my money or I'm gonna shoot
you. You're gamblin' with your life.

- Joe, don't be a punk, huh?
- Legs up!

They're up.

You're not gonna shoot me.

- How do you know?
- Because if you shoot me...

you got nothing,
nothing.

You got 600,000 bucks
squirreled away somewhere, Joe.

Go home.

Put the gun down, Joe.
You'll be able to carry more money.

Philadelphia police!
Open the door!

I was wonderin'
when you were gonna get here.

- Don't. Don't.
- You didn't do nothin'!
What did you do to my car?

- That's enough. Leave him alone.
- Get outta here!

- What did you do to my car?
- It wasn't me! It was Joey!

- Joey, who?
- Answer his question.

- Answer it!
- Joey Coyle! It was Joey Coyle, Dad!

- It was Joey Coyle!
- Joey Coyle did it, huh?

- Get in the house!
- He made me do it.
Don't hurt me, Dad, please.

- I'm sorry, Dad! I'm sorry!
- Go be sorry in the house!

- I'm sorry!
- Get in the house!
Yeah, you'll be sorry.

Joey Coyle
found the money. Hey!

Joey Coyle found the money! Yo!

Yo! Joey!

Monica show up?

She don't come around
much anymore.

We guarantee
every day good rates, interest...

- What time is it?
- 11:30.

Well. I see. All right.

Where you goin'? Come on, sit down.
Have an eye-opener.

Why not? Sure.

See if my brother
wants a drink.

What are you gonna do,
make phone calls here?

Your brother
wants to buy you a drink.

- What time did you say it was again?
- Now?

- Yeah.
- Now it's 11:32.

There are developments tonight in the
case of the missing armored car money.

Authorities are saying they're
a step closer to recovering...

$ 1.2 million that
fell out of the armored truck...

a few days ago
near the Port of Philadelphia.

- Now here's Lois Bowden
with the latest details.
- Standing next to me...

is Steve Hrbek
of Liberty Bell Courier.

Steve, what can you tell us?

I'd like to take this moment to
officially increase the reward
from $20,000 to $50,000...

for any information leading to
the capture and conviction
of Joseph John Coyle.

Again, the new reward
tonight is $50,000.

- Yeah, that's right. $50,000.
- Thank you, Mr. Hrbek.

Right now, police aren't saying much
about this man, Joey Coyle...

who they believe
found the money.

But they have released a police sketch
of what he looks like.

They're describing him
as a white male...

age 26, about six feet tall
and weighing 190 pounds.

Dark hair and a tattoo
on his right bicep.

If you have any information
on the whereabouts of this man...

you are asked
to contact police.

- Now back to you, Don.
- Thank you, Lois.

The police hot line number
to call if you have any information...

is 555-6023.

In other news tonight,
a massive relief effort is...

underway to help the victims
of new flooding in Bangladesh.

- Nearly 10,000...
- Come on, everybody. Belly up.

I'm buying.

Where is he goin'?

I'm Ned Cochran.
C- o...

You can't do this. You can't
sell him out for money.

- C-h-r-a...
- Gimme the phone. Gimme the phone, man.

- You can't do this.
- $50,000...

- buys us each our own row house.
- No! No!

Where's your loyalty,
Ned?

Say it is so, Joey.

You are the greatest
in the world!

Don't worry about it, Joe.
We'll keep you out of jail.

You need a place to hide,
you come stay with me anytime, huh?

Unless you wanna
come home with me, Joey.

Here's to Joey Coyle.

South Philly's favorite son.

Hey, Joey, how 'bout a little?
My wife's pregnant.

All right, guys, get outta here.

What time do you open...

Aaah!

Joey? Joey, are you hit?

Get up. Are you all right?

- Are you all right? Answer me!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Hey, hey, he's down.
Forget it. He's down.

Goddammit, Joey,
goddammit!

All right, go,
you gotta go. Go!

Thanks.

Go. I'll take care
of this. Be smart, Joey!

That's him. Stop!

Here. Keep the change.

- Joe!
- You are late.

I'm sorry. I'm so glad
you're still here. Where's the car?

- There.
- You don't know what I had to
go through to get the tickets.

- Yeah, blah, blah. Where's the money?
- You see, I got the money.

- We're going to Nassau
first thing tomorrow morning.
- But where is the money?

- It's in the suitcase.
- I can't go to Long Island.
I gotta get out of the country.

Nassau's in the Bahamas.
It is out of the country.

- It's got friendly banks too.
We need passports to get in.
- Friendly banks?

I had to bribe my cousin
Frankie to give me his.

- I need coffee.
- Look, give me the keys
and I'll get you coffee.

- You need rest, baby.
- I don't need rest. I need coffee.

Whatever you say.
Let's get out of here. Come on.

I haven't slept
in four days.

I need coffee.

- I'll buy you a double espresso.
- I don't need a double espresso,
I need coffee.

The preferred weapon
in South Philadelphia.

- Who's firin' off guns in the bathroom?
- All I remember was a...

wham... wham, wham.

That's about it.

- And then somebody
smacked you in the head.
- Yeah.

- Who was it?
- How the hell would I know?

This kid Kozlowski, he says
you know somethin' about it.

I don't know no K-Kowalski,
Kozlowski. I don't know no one.

He knows you. And he said you pushed
his car in the river. What about it?

Ow.

You know, I could nail you
right now for car theft.

You got nothin'.

Me, Dino Palladino,
says to you, you got nothin'.

Lindey,
pour me a drink.

Gimme a C.C.

Palladino. Palladino.

- Is that with one "L" or two?
- Two L's.

Your parent's used to have a grocery
store on South Street, didn't they?

My old man used to sell
wholesale to that store.

- You know me now?
- Laurenzi?

Yeah.

Yeah, he had the best ravioli
in the city. The very best, man.

- He sure did.
- That's funny.

- Drink up.
- Hmm.

Look, Laurenzi.
I didn't need this aggravation.

The putz came to me.
I swear on my mum.

Can we do a dance here?

As long as I get
all the money back...

there's no reason for me to bother you
or any of your friends.

- No names.
- That's right. No names.

- You Laurenzi?
- Yeah.

You got a photo I. D?

I got somethin' for ya.

- Where is the coffee?
- Come on, put your head up.

- Come on, Joe. What's your name?
- The fat man.

- What's your name?
- Francis Santos.

- That's not your name.
- Francis Joseph Santos.

- Date of birth?
- Uh, 5/9/68.

- What's my cousin's date of birth?
- 9/5/68.

- Occupation?
- I'm a money smuggler.

- Come on, Joe! Occupation!
- Ow! I'm guy goin' on vacation!

Look, Joe, come on.
Get it right, all right?

I don't wanna get caught.
We got one shot here.

Where you goin'?
You're not counting, are you?

Monica, do not touch that money
with your hands...

until we get
the coffee I ordered.

Joe, just shut up, all right?
I gotta concentrate.

We got plans to make.
I gotta make the plans.

Monica?
Don't count it again.

Don't do it. Don't count it again.
Monica, Monica, Monica.

Five, eight, three, four,
nine, three...

six, eight, two, you know
what I'm sayin', I've been there.

Joe, please. You're makin' me lose my
count, all right? Just order the coffee.

Hello, room service?

What do you suppose it's going to take
to get the coffee that I ordered?

You know what I'm saying?
Because, uh, we have to catch a plane...

And I can't go to sleep.

What do I want
with my coffee?

Uh, a slice of hope.
Okay?

- Just bring the coffee.
- Joe.

You just told 'em we're gettin'
on a plane. That was stupid.

We're in an airport hotel. All right?
Everybody here is getting on a plane.

If I didn't tell them I was
getting on a plane...

they're gonna call cops and we're
gonna have a cage in the lobby.

You know what I'm saying?
So just let me handle it.

Now just, just let me rest.

Joe. Come on.

- We gotta rinse this stuff.
- In the morning.

- Come on, you gotta get up.
- Huh-uh.

Joe, come on.

- Is your scalp burning yet?
- No. No, it feels natural.

I don't want you to go bald.
Come on, stay up.

Come on, get up. Keep me up.

Come on, get up.
Come on.

Get up.

Come on.

Get up. Up. Now.

Come on, Joe.

Where's my money?

It's over there in the fridge.
You mind puttin' that shade back down?

Money in the fridge.
In the fridge. Here's money.

Feels light, though.
This is all of my money?

In a plastic Hefty bag.

The serial numbers
are sequential.

This isn't the money
that fell off my truck!

You get money from the Mob,
it's money that needs to be laundered.

Nobody ever said "wise guys"
were dumb, Hrbek.

You can't allow them
to get away with this.

What do you suggest we do,
give it back? Go ahead. Take it back.

It's f... $440,000...
$440,000?

I had $ 1.2 million.
Where's the rest of my money?

You know something, Hrbek?
You're a real jerk.

Laurenzi here.

Yeah, I'll be right there.

What's up?

What, what?
Who was that?

Where you goin'?
Laurenzi!

Laurenzi,
where you goin'?

See Ben Franklin discover electricity
at the Colonial Wax Museum.

See Ben Franklin discover electricity
at the Colonial Wax Museum.

Uh, see Ben Franklin discover electricity
at the Colonial Wax Museum.

See Ben Franklin discover electricity
at the Colonial...

Don't do this.
Don't do it, all right?

You don't belong here, do you?
That's all I'm saying.

That's all I'm saying, okay?
Don't, don't do it.

It's not fair, all right?
Get out of here. Really.

- Joe, he's just a guy in a costume.
- It's not fair.

This is Palladino's car.
They gotta be in there.

We got five international flights
departing in the next hour.

We gotta move.
USAir to Nassau.

Yucatan Air to Cancun.
Air Luxembourg to Brussels.

USAir to Toronto.
And Air Roma to Frankfurt.

Thanks, Miss Russo.
May I see your passport, Mr. Santos?

- Date of birth, please?
- 9/5/68.

It's our custom in the Bahamas
to put the day ahead of the month.

In the U.S., it's done
the other way around.

- What month were you born?
- Ninth month.

- Joe, tell him your birthday.
- Excuse me. Who's Joe?

Me. L-I'm Francis Joseph Santos
and she calls me Joe...

so I don't get her confused
with her brother Frankie.

- What month were you born?
- I was born in the ninth month...

of September on the fifth day
of the year of our Lord, 1968.

Okay. Would you put your luggage
on the scale, please?

- It's a carryon.
- That's too big to take on board.

I'm gonna... I'm-I'm gonna
go to the gift shop.

Mr. Dan Logan.
Your party is waiting for you...

Miss Russo.
Don't forget your tickets.

Thank you.

Carmine, you take Roma.

Vicki, Lux Air's down there.
I'm gonna be at Yucatan.

Along with these candy items,
could I get these hose, please?

Out of $100.

And, uh,
these ten papers, please.

Okay, that's $4.88.

Thank you very much.

Please do not leave...

- personal belongings unattended.
- Would you like your receipt?

Unclaimed luggage
will be removed by security.

Philadelphia police.

Suspect not on Yucatan.

Still boarding Air Luxembourg, over.

Air Roma's delayed.
Engine trouble. Over.

I'm goin' over
to USAir right now.

- Where's the suitcase?
- In just a moment...

we will begin boarding
USAir Flight 1727...

service to Nassau, Bahamas.

At this time, we would like to board
families traveling with small children.

Please step back.

Do you got any keys,
jewelry, a watch maybe?

It must be my earrings.
This happens all the time. Okay.

- Can I give this to you?
- I'm not sure.
Why don't I let...

- Thanks.
- There you go. Now you.

Yeah, yeah, I have it.

Take off the belt.

The plane is leaving soon.
You don't have to take that
out of your pants right now.

Let me tell you somethin'.
One size does not fit all.

What are you talking about? I wear
them all the time. Just deal with it.

I understand that you wear them
and what I'm dealing with.

- You understand what I'm saying?
- Joe, please. Come on.

- Yo, yo, yo! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Philadelphia police.

We are now ready
to begin boarding USAir Flight 1727...

service to Nassau, Bahamas.

- Joe.
- USAir first class and
Priority Gold members...

- Can we go now? Is it
all right to get on the plane.
- Yeah.

... passengers with seat assignments
in rows 15 through 30...

you may now board
through gate B-8.

Here we go.

Ladies and gentlemen.

This is the final boarding call
for USAir Flight 74...

service to Toronto, Canada.

All passengers
should be on board at this time.

- Take the money.
- Why?

- They're lookin' for me, ain't they?
- Okay.

Ticket.

Okay.
You're confirmed in 6-A.

Thanks.

And 6-B, sir.

Everybody freeze.
Joseph John Coyle.

Turn around.
You're under arrest.

I'm Frankie Santos.

I'm a guy who's goin' on vacation.

- Joey!
- Coyle! It's all over, babe. Don't move.

Drop the bag, honey.
Put the bag down right now.

Drop the bag!
Right now!

Free money!
Run, Joey!

Run!
Joey, run! Go!

I can't believe
you just did that.

Run, Joey!

Where?

Walk this way, Coyle.

- How you feelin', Joe?
- Feel pretty good.
A little tired, really.

Out of the way here, please.

Get airport security down
here to clean all this up.

Yeah, airport security? Close off
USAir concourse. The entire concourse.

- Joey!
- They act like they all know you.

Yeah, it's
a real freak show, huh?

Joey, would you do anything
differently next time?

Yeah, I think I'd go red instead
of yellow and definitely do the eyebrows.

Joey, what advice would you give
to somebody who found that much money?

Eat a good breakfast.
It's gonna be a long day.

Hey, lady. Were you with him
when he found the money?

Hey, Joe. I hope
I still have a job.

Mr. Coyle, if you found the money again,
would you still keep it?

Uh... I don't know, you know?
What do you think? Maybe I'd get lucky.

Come on, Joey, people want to know.
Would you really do the same thing again?

I think I definitely would.

And next time I find a million bucks,
I'm gonna know what to do with it.

- Free Joey Coyle!
- Yeah, free Joey Coyle!

Free Joey Coyle!
Free Joey Coyle!