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Kids, there are two big days
in any love story:
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the day you meet
the girl of your dreams,
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and the day you marry her.
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Nice. Where'd you get this?
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Stashed a cooler behind the pulpit.
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- Beer be with you.
- And also with you.
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Man, this is what church
has been missing.
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- Dude, you fixed church.
- You're welcome, God.
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Nervous?
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No. I'm just hoping it doesn't rain.
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Why? Do I look nervous?
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Look at your beer.
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You do that when you're nervous.
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It's a sad day in New York, Ted.
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A sad day, indeed.
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Do you know what I saw
on my way in here?
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A girl...
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in a sweater.
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And you know what that means.
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The season of exposed skin is over.
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Exactly.
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Gone are the tank tops.
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Gone are the cute little skirts.
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Gone are the sun dresses.
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The sun dresses!
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I don't think
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I can make it another eight months
with no sun dresses.
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- I have to grade these papers.
- I'm sorry. I'll let you work.
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But first, a riddle:
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What piece of women's attire
most stokes a man's desire?
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A sun dress.
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Correct.
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What lightweight outfit,
pink or white,
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makes the front of my slacks
abnormally tight?
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- I really have to get this done.
- Of course.
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"Sun dress," by the way.
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What are you nervous about?
Tell me...
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- What flowing cotton frock...
- I'll tell you. Just...
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There's a girl sitting at the bar.
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- Don't look!
- I want to see a pretty girl.
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Okay, you can look.
Just be cool for once.
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I'll be cool.
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You got your beer label
in a bunch over nothing.
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Listen to your Uncle Barney.
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You have no reason to be nervous.
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None whatsoever.
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And I'm going to tell you why
in one word.
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- And what's that word?
- Dibs!
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Who's this fucking mother Team
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Synchronisation :
JoJo, Karim, Kyros, MiniBen314
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Adaptation :
Dark_Chii, H3AV3N, Kenji, TTT
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Relecture : MiniBen314, Titou
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You can't call dibs
on a girl I've been sitting here
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thinking about maybe talking
to eventually at some point.
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You never called dibs.
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Dibs were implied.
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Implied dibs?
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You are spitting
on the grave of Sir Walter Dibs,
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inventor of the dib.
It was 1652...
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The SS Dibs was lost...
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I don't have time
for a fake history lesson,
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so I'll keep this simple.
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You go over there and talk to that girl,
I will see you in court.
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And who's gonna represent you?
Dibs on Marshall!
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- Damn it.
- Where is Marshall anyway?
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Uncle Marshall
and Aunt Lily had recently decided
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to take a swing
at starting a family.
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Tonight was their first at-bat.
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I'm almost ready to leave.
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Let's see the checklist. Candles?
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- Check.
- Music to set the mood?
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Check.
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Music for when
we're actually doing it?
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You know what?
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To hell with your dibs.
I'm going over there and talking to her.
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Be my guest.
Fall in love with her. Get married.
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Just know this:
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When I step up to make my toast
as your best man...
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- Marshall would probably be...
- As your best man...
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Ladies and Gentlemen...
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I...
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had dibs.
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Tell me this isn't true.
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I had implied dibs.
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You've humiliated me!
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I had no idea.
You have to know that.
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You're the victim here.
We both are.
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Let's get out.
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Or, we could just do it right here.
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Fine.
Have at it.
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Exercise your dibs.
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She's got her shields up.
She's reading a book.
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At a bar.
That book might as well be called:
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Are You There, Barney?
It's Me, Horny.
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That is not
what "shields up" looks like.
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That is what "shields up"
looks like.
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Move.
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'Sup, dudes?
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Fries?
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Good God, woman.
You're a disgrace.
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No fries for this guy.
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Seriously, I love you, but it's like
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you have squiggly cartoon odor lines
coming off of you right now.
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Just cut her some slack, okay?
She just went through a breakup.
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With hygiene?
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No, with Don.
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A few months earlier...
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- Here, have some tea.
- Thanks.
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Robin, I am here for you.
Whatever you need.
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Okay, about that.
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Ted, listen.
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I know myself pretty well.
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Some time over the next few months,
I'm going to want to sleep with you.
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And when that happens,
you have to try to say no.
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Try?
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I will absolutely say no.
Our friendship is too important.
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Maybe I wasn't clear enough.
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I will come at you
with everything I've got.
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I will stalk you
like the lioness stalks the gazelle,
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careful, patient,
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deadly.
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And if you let your guard down
for so much as a second,
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as sure as you were born,
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I will hump your brains out.
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I'm ready to have sex now.
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It was a tough summer, but I think
our girl's been a real trooper.
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She's...
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Is this a Cheeto?
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No, we ran out of Cheetos last week.
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Yeah, it's a Cheeto.
Dibs.
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You're exquisite.
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You must let me paint you.
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What do you think?
The girl sitting at the bar, shields up?
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Totes, toots.
She's here on a date.
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She brought the book
because she got here early,
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and she also wants to impress
the guy she's meeting.
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Girls like to come across all
classy and smart, you know?
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This?
What you're doing right now?
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I'm getting a "de-rection."
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How'd it go?
You pregnant yet?
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Nope!
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So, here's what happened.
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I was at home, waiting for Marshall.
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How was your day?
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Don't answer. No time.
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Bedroom. No time.
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Floor. No time.
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- Against this wall!
- Marshall. Wait.
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A big package just arrived.
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- Yeah, it did.
- No.
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It's a real package from your dad.
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That's a little weird,
but yeah, it is.
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Look!
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A bassinet?
Oh, my...
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He must've made it in his wood shop.
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Wasn't that sweet of him?
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Isn't that sweet?
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You told your dad we're trying
to have a baby?
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Of course I did.
I tell my dad everything.
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My dad is my best friend.
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We have been looking forward
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to this magical, special night
for two weeks now.
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And, sweetie, during that time,
I have been...
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How do I put this delicately?
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Saving all my love for you.
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I have read 11 books on conception.
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I have cut out
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alcohol, caffeine and sugar.
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I take my temperature every hour.
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But good for you
for not playing with yourself.
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- I feel you, buddy.
- Don't even touch me, dude.
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It's been two weeks.
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I'm, like, a light breeze away
from having a big problem.
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Seriously.
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Okay, I'm better now.
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- What's this going to cost me?
- Excuse me?
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I want to buy your dibs.
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Two... hundred...
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and fifty thousand dollars.
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20 bucks.
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But I...
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- Can I go smell her first?
- No.
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All right.
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Wish me luck.
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Now kids, remember how I told you
about a girl named Cindy?
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How I went on one date
and it ended...
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- Get out.
- badly?
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- How are you?
- Good.
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- What the hell are you doing?
- That girl she's talking to?
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I dated her.
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That sucks!
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And dibs.
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So you went on one date
with one of her friends.
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It's not necessarily a big deal.
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Did it end on bad terms?
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Hi Cindy!
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Well, I guess
you just got to move on.
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It's not like you have a shot
with Ready McGee over there, right?
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Then I remembered.
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Cindy had a roommate.
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A roommate
I only caught a glimpse of...
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But a roommate who,
by every indication,
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was something very special.
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Was it possible?
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Could this be the girl
attached to that ankle?
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I got to see her ankles.
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You're one of those?
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God, I swear, one in five guys...
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We kind of had a plan tonight,
remember?
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Candles? Banjo?
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Who else did you tell?
Did you tell anyone at the office?
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Start the music.
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Can you dig it?
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Take it to the hole, Eriksen!
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Sink that putt, big fuzz!
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Put a pillow under her lower back.
It helps facilitate conception, bro!
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I may have mentioned it in passing
to a couple of colleagues at work.
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I'm sorry about that,
but you know what?
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I gottaa be able to tell my dad.
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Your dad is the last person
you should tell!
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The man is too involved
in our lives!
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It's like,
every time the phone rings...
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Lily, Marvin Eriksen.
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I noticed you hadn't changed
your last name yet.
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- No, I'm gonna...
- So, don't worry. I called the DMV,
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I called your Amex, I got
that process started for you.
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Lily, Marvin Eriksen.
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I understand
you and Marshall have been fighting.
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Well, let me tell you what works
for me and the missus.
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Frilly French undies
and a box of wine.
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You might wanna try pickles
on that sandwich.
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Pickles would have helped
that sandwich!
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The man has no boundaries.
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And I just can't procreate
under these conditions!
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Well, you know what? I've already
told him, so the damage is done.
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So, call him and tell him
we decided not to have a baby.
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Okay, so you just...
You want me to give my dad a stroke?
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Only if you wanna give
this a stroke.
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That's ridiculous. Lily,
there is no way that I would ever...
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Okay, everyone needs
to shut up so that I can think!
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- They're talking to a guy now.
- What kinda guy?
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- A cheesy guy or a cool guy?
- A cheesy guy. Don't worry.
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That guy is cool.
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His hair's all cool,
he's got a cool belt.
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That guy is cheesy,
and if you think he's not cheesy,
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then you're cheesy, too,
and now I want something cheesy.
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Who's feeling nachos?
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Look at you, Robin.
You're jealous.
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- Jealous?
- Yeah, jealous,
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because she's got it,
and you've lost it.
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I have not lost it.
253
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You lost it.
254
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:01,872
I still have it.
255
00:13:02,584 --> 00:13:04,125
I know exactly where it is,
256
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:05,518
and I can go get it
257
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whenever I want.
258
00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:10,032
Robin, girls are
like cartons of milk.
259
00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:12,213
Each one has a hotness
expiration date,
260
00:13:12,338 --> 00:13:13,888
and you've hit yours.
261
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I'm not saying the occasional
guy won't still open the fridge,
262
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pick you up, give a sniff,
shrug and take a sip anyway.
263
00:13:19,346 --> 00:13:20,996
But it's all downhill from here.
264
00:13:21,785 --> 00:13:23,135
I don't have to take this.
265
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:26,489
But I do have to take this.
266
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,139
So you just want me to call my dad
267
00:13:31,264 --> 00:13:34,312
- and tell him we're not having a baby?
- That's about the size of it.
268
00:13:35,811 --> 00:13:37,038
Out of curiosity,
269
00:13:37,163 --> 00:13:38,900
when do we tell him about the baby?
270
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,945
We'll tell him about the baby
when there's a baby to tell him about.
271
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:43,963
So, he just gets no notice?
272
00:13:44,235 --> 00:13:46,964
He just walks
into his boss's office, and says,
273
00:13:47,089 --> 00:13:49,536
"I just had a grandson.
I'm gonna be out for three months."
274
00:13:49,918 --> 00:13:51,204
Out for three months?
275
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:55,823
He and my mom are coming
to live with us when the baby's born.
276
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,920
- We talked about this.
- No, we didn't.
277
00:13:59,592 --> 00:14:01,089
I meant, me and my dad.
278
00:14:01,688 --> 00:14:04,468
You know what, Marshall? Why
don't you have a baby with your dad?
279
00:14:06,472 --> 00:14:08,722
Why don't you have a baby
with your butt?
280
00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:10,125
What?
281
00:14:10,735 --> 00:14:12,017
I can't think straight!
282
00:14:12,694 --> 00:14:14,432
Why do you have to wear that shirt?
283
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,922
This is not how I thought
this night was gonna go!
284
00:14:30,515 --> 00:14:33,205
God, this sucks!
Do you think she saw me?
285
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,331
Hi, Ted!
286
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,416
Yeah, she definitely saw you.
287
00:14:36,737 --> 00:14:38,919
Can I see you for a minute...
in private?
288
00:14:39,984 --> 00:14:41,434
Yeah, sure. I mean,
289
00:14:42,187 --> 00:14:44,049
how could that not be fun?
290
00:14:46,921 --> 00:14:49,304
If I don't come back,
tell my mom I love her.
291
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:50,872
Will do. And dibs.
292
00:14:54,151 --> 00:14:55,612
Barney, am I crazy?
293
00:14:55,737 --> 00:14:58,063
Marshall talks to his dad
way too much, right?
294
00:14:58,621 --> 00:15:00,357
You don't want my opinion on that.
295
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:01,358
Why not?
296
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,881
If I had my dad's number,
297
00:15:04,006 --> 00:15:06,079
I would never not be
on the phone with him.
298
00:15:07,180 --> 00:15:08,281
That was really...
299
00:15:08,718 --> 00:15:10,310
A hottie with a body!
300
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,303
- Brief.
- No. Lily, look.
301
00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:19,740
You saucy little minx.
302
00:15:20,729 --> 00:15:22,129
You sundressed up.
303
00:15:27,335 --> 00:15:28,468
14 seconds!
304
00:15:28,774 --> 00:15:30,554
14 seconds, and already
305
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:32,253
some dingdong is stepping up,
306
00:15:32,378 --> 00:15:34,394
thinking he can get
some of this broke off.
307
00:15:35,496 --> 00:15:38,099
I... still... got... it.
308
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:43,120
All right, buddy,
you proved my point. Now scram.
309
00:15:44,178 --> 00:15:45,778
Nice belt, by the way.
310
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:52,441
Robin, you do look super hot.
311
00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:54,388
- Do I?
- Yeah, you do.
312
00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:56,162
Thanks.
313
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,543
I braced myself for what was next:
314
00:16:01,851 --> 00:16:04,129
rage, fury, a savage bitting.
315
00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:07,758
Thank you.
316
00:16:08,062 --> 00:16:09,801
After things didn't
work out with us,
317
00:16:09,926 --> 00:16:11,428
I got really sad for a while.
318
00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:13,346
Then I realized,
319
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:15,795
you're not what I wanted,
and I'm not what you wanted.
320
00:16:16,206 --> 00:16:17,732
I'm sorry I was such a jerk.
321
00:16:17,857 --> 00:16:19,949
I feel like I should
make it up to you somehow.
322
00:16:20,074 --> 00:16:22,355
Buy you a beer
or Yankees tickets, or...
323
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,283
Or set me up with
one of your friends.
324
00:16:24,408 --> 00:16:26,318
No, I'm kidding.
That would be weird.
325
00:16:26,609 --> 00:16:28,194
No, it wouldn't. would it?
326
00:16:28,765 --> 00:16:31,823
Any one of those three.
Whichever's easiest and right nearby.
327
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:33,908
And not the beer.
328
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,036
- I should get back.
- Totally.
329
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:38,205
Come say good-bye before you leave.
330
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:42,208
- Say good-bye before you leave?
- Her words exactly.
331
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,232
Dude, you are so in.
332
00:16:44,357 --> 00:16:45,893
That is so awesome.
333
00:16:46,018 --> 00:16:48,127
A high five doesn't cut.
High six!
334
00:16:50,555 --> 00:16:51,843
She didn't see this.
335
00:16:52,138 --> 00:16:54,322
- Good. That was lame.
- Let's never do that again.
336
00:16:58,162 --> 00:16:59,370
What? Lily what?
337
00:16:59,495 --> 00:17:02,270
Are there more members of my family
that you want to crap all over?
338
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,564
- Here's the thing.
- Sorry. Hold on.
339
00:17:05,004 --> 00:17:06,004
Just...
340
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:07,525
It's my dad.
341
00:17:08,885 --> 00:17:11,044
Lily, it's my dad, okay?
342
00:17:11,169 --> 00:17:14,491
I love him, and if he calls me,
I'm gonna answer the phone!
343
00:17:18,394 --> 00:17:20,664
I know it's late,
but I just had to call.
344
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,332
- How'd it go?
- This is...
345
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,251
Did you do everything the books say?
Put the pillow under her back?
346
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:28,190
- I'm in the middle of something.
- Did it feel like a boy?
347
00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:29,547
Huh? You can tell.
348
00:17:30,089 --> 00:17:31,091
He's insane.
349
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:33,635
My dad is insane.
350
00:17:36,143 --> 00:17:37,263
I'm so sorry.
351
00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:40,000
He's just...
352
00:17:41,778 --> 00:17:42,838
He's so...
353
00:17:44,836 --> 00:17:45,986
enthusiastic.
354
00:17:46,912 --> 00:17:48,712
It's ridiculous, you know?
355
00:17:48,890 --> 00:17:50,190
Who's like that?
356
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,280
You.
357
00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:55,389
You're like that.
358
00:17:56,574 --> 00:17:59,842
You and your dad both care so much.
359
00:18:01,676 --> 00:18:04,958
It's why women fall in love
with the Eriksen men to begin with.
360
00:18:06,409 --> 00:18:08,878
But right now,
it's a lot of pressure.
361
00:18:10,225 --> 00:18:13,758
- I'm not trying to pressure you...
- What if I can't have a baby?
362
00:18:15,686 --> 00:18:17,086
That could happen.
363
00:18:17,492 --> 00:18:19,874
I could totally let you down.
364
00:18:21,565 --> 00:18:23,601
Has that thought
not occurred to you?
365
00:18:25,054 --> 00:18:26,754
Not even for one second.
366
00:18:32,143 --> 00:18:34,093
Not having a baby would suck,
367
00:18:36,018 --> 00:18:38,092
but the idea of you letting me down,
368
00:18:39,345 --> 00:18:40,745
that's impossible.
369
00:18:43,279 --> 00:18:45,248
That would be like aliens landing.
370
00:18:47,255 --> 00:18:49,907
That's a bad example,
because that could happen.
371
00:18:50,032 --> 00:18:52,604
It probably already has.
I saw this episode...
372
00:18:57,843 --> 00:18:58,843
All right.
373
00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:00,513
I'm doing this.
374
00:19:00,774 --> 00:19:02,374
I am going over there.
375
00:19:10,944 --> 00:19:12,094
Wish me luck.
376
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:19,365
Nothing in this life
quite compares to the sweet,
377
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:22,002
terrifying exhilaration
of making your move.
378
00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:25,174
When you just put it all
on the line and go for it.
379
00:19:26,304 --> 00:19:28,268
And that night, by golly,
380
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,485
Cindy went for it.
381
00:19:47,606 --> 00:19:49,962
So no, kids,
that girl wasn't your mother.
382
00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:52,273
She ended up being
someone else's mother.
383
00:19:52,676 --> 00:19:54,514
In fact, they both did.
384
00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:06,692
Like I said, she's here on a date.
385
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:09,415
So that was not the day
I met your mother.
386
00:20:09,765 --> 00:20:13,086
The day I met your mother
was the day of a wedding.
387
00:20:14,124 --> 00:20:15,638
Maybe I'm a little nervous.
388
00:20:15,876 --> 00:20:18,881
- Dude, it's just a wedding toast.
- I know. I want it to be great.
389
00:20:19,006 --> 00:20:21,486
- I want this whole day to be great.
- It will be.
390
00:20:22,081 --> 00:20:24,597
Best man?
You're being summoned.
391
00:20:25,046 --> 00:20:26,307
Geez, what now?
392
00:20:27,038 --> 00:20:29,602
Ted, seriously, relax.
Everything's...
393
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:32,367
- Okay, and it's raining.
- Yeah. You were saying?
394
00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:34,680
You didn't happen to bring
an umbrella, did you?
395
00:20:35,374 --> 00:20:37,224
I didn't bring an umbrella.
396
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:45,428
Everyone told us that
it might take a while, but...
397
00:20:45,946 --> 00:20:48,203
we thought we might be
the exception to the rule.
398
00:20:49,524 --> 00:20:51,769
Anyways, we're getting back
on that horse. I mean,
399
00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:54,627
feeling good about the future.
400
00:20:57,155 --> 00:21:00,592
Obviously, this goes without saying but,
you won't tell Lily about any of this?
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