All language subtitles for Grandfathered s01e18 Catherine Sanders.eng

(Jimmy imitates engine
revving, Edie laughs)

You know why I like you, Edie?

Because we have so much in common.

We both love to curl up
with a good book and learn, huh?

- Any good suggestions?
- I...

Let me see that.

The Toad and the Turtle.

Oh, they're in a car.

Very On the Road.

You're so smart.

You see that, Edie? You see that?

I turned and smiled
right at that pretty girl.

You know why? Because I'm back.

- Back.
- I'm strong.

- I'm back. I'm strong.
- Strong!

- That's right.
- I strong!

I'm strong.

Can I tell you a secret? Come here.

There may have been a moment recently

when I thought that me and your
grandma had a little spark.

Now Sara's seeing some hacky musician.

Real derivative, not our type at all.

But you know, I'm happy for her.

The only thing we have in common is a kid

and a grand kid and a family and...

- Grandma.
- Yeah, Grandma. Exactly.

- Grandma. Mama.
- It's much easier to think of her

- as a grandma to get over her.
- Grandma.

- An old lady with a great body.
- Grandma, Grandma, Grandma.

- Oh. There you are.
- Hi.

Ooh, Edie, this is a special day.

You are about to meet a woman
who broke the glass ceiling

in the male-dominated business
world to become the CEO

of a Fortune 500 company:
Catherine Sanders.

JIMMY: That's right, Edie.

Women can break glass ceilings, too.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Catherine's doing her
book signing over there.

And fear not. I've come prepared.

Eh, what's the big deal? She's a CEO.

Big whoop. I'm a CEO of Jimmy's.

You don't see me bragging about it.

You brag about it constantly.

And Catherine Sanders is
so much more than a CEO.

She's the first African-American
woman to sit on five

Fortune 500 boards.

She has 1.2 million Instagram
followers, and she...

(snoring)

- Okay. Great. That's solid.
- (whistling, snoring)

Hey, listen, all right?
If my first marker fails,

I'll say "Hit me," and you
hand me the second one, cap off.

Catherine Sanders is not
a woman who wastes time.

Chapter nine.

Why do I care about meeting some female...

- Thank you.
- old Warren Buffetty kind of hot...

- Hot. She's hot.
- Okay.

- (Edie jabbers)
- Hi.

Catherine Sanders.

- God! Hit me! Hit me!
- What?

I'm just gonna go get that
real fast over here.

So, do you have a marker?

Oh, yes, in fact, I do. I do have one.

So, who should I make this out
to? Catherine with a "C?"

(humming whimsically)

- Hmm.
- There you are.

Well, this is a first.

(laughs) "Reach for the stars."

Well, thank you for the free advice.

Who said it was free? Hmm?

I am not sure if I really like
you, or really dislike you.

Gotten that before. Let's go with "like."

I think it's more fun.

Well, the signing is all about, uh,

Jerry Martini having fun, isn't it?

Look, I know you're a
woman who doesn't like

to waste time... chapter nine.

So let me be direct.

You intrigue me.

Well, if we're being direct,

should we just get it on right
now in the travel section?

- Beats the do-it-yourself section.
- (laughing)

Found it. (laughs) Sorry about him.

Uh, Gerald, classic spelling.

Listen, I know you think that

you're cute... which you are...
but you're holding up my line.

Well, perhaps we should
pick this up later over dinner?

I, too, am a CEO of a popular restaurant.

- Here's my card.
- Mm-hmm.

And, uh, what's your number?

I'm not giving you my number.

But you can wait for me over
there, and when I'm done

with the signing, I will come say hi.

Wait over there?

- Right over there.
- Over there?

Yes, I will draw you a map.

Over there.

(wry chuckle)

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- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Hi.
- It's been 18 minutes.

What kind of mind games
is this woman playing?

Just chill out. All right, this
is what it means to interact

with a woman who has other
things to do besides you.

What are you supposed to do
with your hands when you wait?

- Not that.
- Pockets?

Nope.

(phone chimes)

Ah, it's her.

"Sorry I had to run."

What?!

(text alert whooshes)

"Are you free for a drink?

"I can do right now, or from 8:35 to 8:50.

Otherwise, touch base next month."

Wow. Catherine Sanders texted you?

Dad, for the first time,

you're actually as cool
as you say you are.

Oh, you think that's cool? Watch this.

"Now would be great.

"I'm going to have to shuffle a
few things around... you know,

- CEO stuff. Be there in 20."
- No.

- (text whooshes)
- Now, if you'll excuse me,

I am going to go in my car
and wait for 20 minutes.

Want to say good-bye to Edie?

- Nope.
- All right.

Our new office isn't so bad.
It's got charm,

luggage, Christmas spirit,

Grandpa.

It was really nice of your
family to let us use this room.

Oh, I got an idea for the app.

- (TV playing loudly)
- We should sell it...

- so that we can sell less.
- What?

- We should sell it...
- (TV plays loudly, vacuum running)

Vanessa, I feel like we
need our own office space!

- Why?!
- MAN: Oh, my God!

Will everyone please shut up?!

(TV blaring, vacuum turns off)

- (whispering): Sorry, Rico.
- Shh!

Come on, Vaness.

We can do better. All right...

(banging)

Okay, just gonna... Pardon.

- Twisted underneath...
- Oh, okay.

Oh, God, I'm such a klutz. I'll
pay to have those dry-cleaned.

First of all, I've never had
anything dry-cleaned in my life.

Second of all, a stain by Sara Kingsley?

You kidding me? These are
my new favorite pants.

Oh, in that case, I'll dump
the whole glass on you.

I'm kidding. I love this wine.

Mm!

I want to know everything about you.

Yeah, there's not that much to know.

I love pizza, hate racism, yada, yada.

Yeah, see, I think there's
more to you than that.

You were a single mom, all alone,

teaching a boy how to be a man.

I play the bar mitzvah
circuit, so I get it.

Yeah, it was... it was tough.
You know what else is tough?

Getting another drink. Excuse me.

You know, I'm excited about us.
This feels real.

You're the kind of woman that I could

- spend the whole night just talking to.
- Yeah.

We could do that, or...

(moaning, giggling)

(squeaks on glass)

Ugh.

I'm gonna go turn my
underwear back around.

Hi. So, I shouldn't have
to say this to you,

because you're a grown woman, but please

don't have car sex in the parking lot

of your son's father's
classy restaurant, okay?

(gasps): Oh. Or...

is car sex exactly
what I should be having?

I just said it wasn't.

What's happening to you?

Just keeping things light
and stupid with Craig.

You know how I love light and stupid.

I'm an idiot.

He's trying to make it all serious,

and I don't know if I...

Sara, there's clearly

some things you're working through,

but for me, it's just about not wanting

to see your pale ass against a
windshield when I'm at work,

so, park on Hoover or something.

There a lot you recommend, or...?
I'll figure it out.

Best part about being a female CEO...

when things don't go your way,

you can always just blame it on...

Your period.

The failings of a male-dominated society.

Men are slimes. They're pigs.

I was gonna say that.

(chuckles) Why didn't you tell me

that you are the "Jimmy" of Jimmy's?

Oh, well, you know, I just
assumed you'd Googled me.

If you Google "Jimmy" and "restaurant"

- I'm, like, the ninth one down.
- (laughs)

Oh, wow, but I didn't Google you.

- But now I know you Googled me.
- Yeah, and you know,

if you Google, "Catherine
Sanders topless,"...

Mm-hmm.

You know what you get?
You in a convertible.

(laughing)
Cute picture of you. Oh, thank you.

Ah. I got this.

- No, no, I got it.
- Ah, bah, bah, dah.

Really.

(Jimmy sighs)

You want to get out of here?

Yeah.

My place is pretty close by.

- Mine's nicer.
- You haven't even seen mine yet.

Yours is nicer.

Take off your shirt.

(sighs)

Once again, mine's nicer.

Yeah, it is.

Annelise, I'll-I'll need a, uh,

"You Were Great Last Night
But I Got to Run" basket.

Yeah, coffee, bagels, the works.
I'll send you the address.

- (door opening)
- I got to go.

- Hey. Listen, I'm gonna have...
- Hey!

So I'm off to San Francisco.

My driver is downstairs waiting for you.

I had him pick you up a cappuccino,

a frittata, the works.

So much better than a cheap bagel, right?

You have a good day. Bye, beautiful.

Bye.

Hey, thanks for hooking us up
with office space, Papa.

Now we're even for when you took
Edie to see The Hateful Eight.

Jimmy, this Wi-Fi password

is not gonna work for me.

I can't remember all the numbers.

Password stays. 908746527
is my lucky number.

But I love the confidence.
You remind me of a young

Catherine Sanders.

Oh, yeah, yeah. How'd the big date go?

Was it as sexy as her New Yorker piece

on gender bias in the tech space?

Well, it was nice,
but it was a little weird.

I mean, she paid for the check.

I mean, and not just like
pretend to grab it

and then stick me for the bill.
She got it, and she paid it.

Do you know they have a Purple Card?

I have an MMA Superfan card.

Spend 20K in a year, you get to
take a picture in The Octagon.

- Oh, yeah?
- Boom.

Welcome to the chocolate factory.

(electricity buzzing)

- Fixer-upper.
- This blows.

Hey, free is free.

Oh, if the health inspector
comes in, no hablo ingl?s.

But, no, this... this could work, right?

You know, if we put
the printer over there,

and the bookcase over by that asbestos.

Incoming!

(groaning)

So much milk.

(sighs) Glad to say good-bye to that.

(laughs)

All right.

(Ravi whistling happily)

- (electricity buzzing)
- What's up?

Uh, maybe this is stupid,
but I always thought

that having a real office meant
I was on the right track.

Like something you'd see in Silicon Beach

with glass desks, and dorks
riding around on hoverboards.

Growing up, I never thought

it was possible for someone like me,

and neither did anyone else.

With this app... which is
short for application...

I felt maybe it was, but...

maybe not.

Hey, we'll find something better.

- Hmm.
- Tablet, please.

Thank you.

What's the Wi-Fi password again?

908746527.

Wow.

Can you text me? I think
the cell towers are down.

Not buying it. Try again.

Guess the towers aren't down.

I texted Catherine, like, two hours ago,

and she hasn't texted me back.

- Who does that?
- You, to everyone that you date.

I don't need that tone.

It's just confusing, because

we had such a great time,

and she-she gets my brand of comedy,

our bedroom demeanor was playful,

yet it had a hint of danger.

It's unbeliev... I don't need this.
I don't need her.

I've got plenty of girls right here.

Good-bye, Catherine, hello...

Funny Sandwich Girl.

(phone dings)

Ah! Aha, ha-ha! I knew
she couldn't stay away.

You know, first it was a tone,
now it's a look.

What look? This is just my face.

I know what you think...
you-you think that she has me

in the palm of her hand.
Well, let me tell you something.

Every once in a while, it's nice

to be on the receiving end of a frittata.

Whew! Boy! I know you
didn't sleep your way

to the top, but you definitely could have.

You know, that was only 70%.

- Really?
- Yeah.

I was a bit distracted by
the Japanese bank crisis.

(chuckles)

You know, I know this may sound crazy,

but I-I think I may be able

to go again in, like, ten seconds.

Well, now,

I-if we're standing I'm
gonna need about 20.

Ooh! Downstairs sex. I'm in.

As tempting as that sounds,

I have this thing in the morning.

- Oh.
- Yes.

And if you stay,

- I am gonna want to go again.
- Yeah?

- And again.
- Mm.

- And again.
- Yeah.

Well, I have that effect on women.

- Yes, you do.
- (chuckles)

Bye.

(door locks)

Wait, how the hell did I get out here?

Not even a frittata this time?

I'd like to personally
thank all of you for coming in

an hour and a half early. Now, I
don't know if you've observed me

over the last few days, but,
uh, recently, I am tangled up

into a romantic game of chess,
and it's my move.

I recuse myself. Checkers guy.

See, now, I don't know what
it's like to be the weak one

in the relationship... that's
where all you come in handy.

Ah.

All right, let's roll up our sleeves, huh?

I'm honestly not trying to be difficult,

but I'm in a tank top.

- Ooh, I got something.
- Uh, you!

- The big guy.
- Okay, when I thought

I was dating that traffic cop...

- Next.
- Whenever Grace blows me off,

I just play it super cool and
blow her off right back.

Trust me, she is all over
me the rest of the night.

Now we're going somewhere.

How long have you and Grace been together?

Well, I rescued her as a kitten in '09...

Although who rescued who, right?

Grace is a cat? Dude, come on, man.

He's never gonna come
to us for advice again.

No, actually, while that
glimpse into CJ's life

was wildly disturbing,
it's got me thinking.

See, maybe I'm trying too
hard with Catherine.

I need to blow her off a little bit.

Annelise, what do you got
for the rest of the day?

I was planning on ramming my
head into a wall with no helmet.

Well, cancel 'em all,

because I've been struck by inspiration.

Now, we'll need sweatpants... and popcorn.

And somehow, some way, we've
got to make me look unkempt.

Now, come on, let's go.

- Let's go.
- Not you.

Not you. Chill out, guys.

So I had to pull some strings
to get this reservation,

but I think it's gonna be worth it.

Six-course tasting menu

and a nice, quiet, private little table,

so we can really talk.

Or we could do something fun.

A band I know is playing
in Echo Park tonight...

they're terrible. But after this...

- Oh.
- They'll be pretty darn tolerable.

You'd rather do that
than go to dinner and talk?

Craigy, this is a cheaper option

and you still get laid, so take the win.

Okay, yeah. This could be fun.

But just a heads up, when I get high,

I tend to open up.

You're about to get to know
me on a pretty deep level.

Oh, well... Oh!

Oops. It got away from me.

Butterfingers. I guess we'll just

have to skip straight to the sex.

- Or you could just pick up the joint...
- Mm.

Drop something?

Hm. You folks have a
medical marijuana card?

Uh, C-C-Craig?

Who... who said that?

I can't see because of my glaucoma.

Step out of the vehicle, please.

Okay.

GERALD: Come on, come on, come on.

All right, what is the big surprise?

Is Rihanna here? 'Cause
I'm sort of over her.

You'll see.

Oh, now I know it's Rihanna.

Stop guessing.

GERALD:
Ta-da!

(chuckles)

Would you believe that we're not actually

at Silicon Beach right now?

Oh, wait, before you answer
that... play ocean sounds.

- (waves crashing, gulls cry)
- Got all this stuff off Craigslist.

And look:

- a dork on a hoverboard.
- Yeah, yeah.

You did this for me?

That depends. Are you impressed
or do you find this creepy?

You're the freakin' best dude ever.

Look, Vanessa... this app, this business

we're building together,
it's thanks to you.

You make me feel like I can do

anything in the world... except eat dairy.

And... and I want to make
you feel the same way.

Now, I know this isn't
exactly the fancy office

that you dreamed of, but I promise you,

all right? We won't...

(doorbell rings) Showtime.

(knocking on door)

(doorbell rings)

Who is it?

Uh, Catherine.

Catherine!

Oh, hi. What are you doing here?

What are you doing dressed like
a freshman during finals?

- We have a date.
- That's right. We have a date?

You made this whole big deal about

me coming to your place first?

Yes, I'm such a scatterbrain.

I was just hanging out, you know,

eating popcorn, catching
up with my stories,

but I'm gonna take a long shower.

We're gonna take you out.

You like hot dogs?

Yeah, hard pass on that.

Wait, what?

It just feels like you're
playing some kind of game.

I don't play games. They bore me,

and I win them too easily.

Take care.

Oh, yeah, you don't play games.

Who takes two hours to text somebody back?

A game player.

And you also stole my popcorn.

Hey, Jimmy, thank you for bailing us out.

Oh, no problem, Cheech.

You want to ride in my car
or you gonna take

- your magic carpet?
- All right. Okay.

Hey, you want to go see that band now?

Nah, I'm good. I think I
got enough entertainment

watching my cellmate expel
a condom of crystal meth.

Oh, come on. It was just
a little bit of stupid fun.

- So we can't buy a firearm now...
- Sara,

I'm all about stupid fun.

I once braided my hair with
little seashells to be funny,

and then kept it for five years.

- Wow.
- But I'm not only

about stupid fun... I mean,
every time we get together,

it turns into getting high in
a car or having sex in a car.

With this Sara that happened?

Sorry, you guys are having a thing.

Look, I'm sad to say this,
Sara... I just think

that we want different things.

I'll see you around. It's been fun.

Oh, crap.

- You okay?
- Yeah.

If it makes you feel any better,

I, too, am having a terrible night.

Oh. Were you also almost
cut for being a snitch?

Worse. I started dating this girl,

and, basically, she's the
female version of me.

That's terrible.

No, that's not even the bad part...
I think.

The bad part is I-I was
trying to get the upper hand,

and I acted like an idiot.

Do you really like her

or are you just bummed
that you lost some game?

Because if it's the game thing,

just buy yourself something
expensive and unnecessary.

If you actually like her,
you should tell her.

She probably doesn't know.

So I still may have the upper hand.

Oh, Jimmy...

Kidding. Good advice. Thank you.

- Mm-hmm.
- Want my advice about Craig?

Aw, it's cute that you're trying. But no.

(knocking)

Hey.

I'm not sure why you
asked me to come over.

If it's an apology, it's weird
that you made me drive to you.

That is true. But I made

a tasting course dinner

- to make up for the one that we missed.
- (chuckles) That's right.

We were in jail. I forgot about that.

Okay, now, keep your
expectations in check.

I only had an hour to put
all of this together.

But for our first course,
we have the tail end

of a sun-dried tomato hummus

paired with baby carrots

that may have peaked a
couple of weeks ago.

You're literally naming
my favorite leftovers.

(chuckles) Okay. For our second course,

this block of cheddar and a baguette

that doubles as a weapon.

Whoa. How did I get a reservation here?

Well, it doesn't hurt that
you're sleeping with the chef.

Um...

look, I need another shot.

I got into this thinking I was
just gonna keep things fun,

but that led to jail.

And I think I strained my
neck from all that car sex.

Did I do something wrong?

I think the problem was that you didn't.

Hmm. I mean, for me, it's
almost easier dating someone

with a lot of flaws,
like a bigot or a klepto

or a stand-up comedian,
because if it ends,

I don't have to care.

But you're great,

and this felt real in a way
that I wasn't used to.

I got scared. So I acted like a dummy.

I can start being a klepto, if that helps.

(chuckles) Or...

let's try this your way.

Let's go deeper.

Do you want me to tell you about

my classmate from high school who died?

Can you do it while we're eating?

Deal. To be honest, she
was kind of a bitch.

(Gerald and Vanessa sighing contentedly)

- (chuckles)
- Mm!

Hey, are we giving this another try?

Uh, I mean, I thought we said
we weren't, 'cause of Edie.

Yeah, we did say that.

But screw Edie.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Don't ever say screw my daughter again.

- Got it.
- Yeah.

- (chuckles)
- (door opens)

GERALD: Oh!

Seriously?

What is it with your horny family?!

I've seen every one of
you naked this week.

Sorry, Annelise!

My bad!

(chuckles)

- (doorbell chimes)
-
I know there's still hope

Hi.

So, I screwed up pretty badly.

Yes. Continue.

Continue? Isn't this
the part where you say,

"You had me at 'hi.'
And take your top off"?

- No, you don't have me yet.
- Wow, you're tough.

You were right. I was playing games.

I-I just didn't know what to do

with a woman like you. And all the girls

I've been with before
weren't adequate preparation.

All the girls?

All three.

No, I-I...

I know this isn't PC, but
I-I've never been the woman

- in a relationship.
- That's okay.

I haven't either.

- Really?
- (chuckles)

- Get in here.
- All right.

So how's this gonna work, two
kings ruling one country?

- Well, the Romans had two tribunes.
- Mm...

But they usually killed each other.

That's not gonna happen here, is it?

Not intentionally.

But we could try.

(chuckles)

I'm in. But this time I want my frittata.

Well, you're gonna have to earn it.

- Race you.
- Oh, oh, oh!

- (whoops)
- (laughing)

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