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Oh my God.
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That was amazing.
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I got so loud, I was worried
that we'd wake the kid.
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Want to do it again?
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So bad.
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- Okay, here it comes.
- Okay.
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Mmm, Homeland!
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It's so good.
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Hey, just popping out
for a quick bike ride.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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You know, catch the night
air, get the blood pumping.
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Let these two horses run.
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You're gonna ride past Val's
house again, aren't you?
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It's not Val's house. It's our house.
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And I will soon be back there.
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We're just having a trial separation.
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You do not throw away an entire marriage
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because of one tiny hiccup.
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She slept with your
couples therapist, Will.
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She said it was an honest mistake.
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How do you sleep with somebody by mistake?
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I accidently sat on a carrot once.
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Will, look, you've been my best friend
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since we were 23 years old, all right?
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You're more than welcome
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to stay here as long as you'd like.
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Within reason, okay?
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But we can't sit back and watch you
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do this to yourself night after night.
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You're right.
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I'm being ridiculous.
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Screw Val.
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Right? I mean...
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Dr. Spielman did.
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?Synced & Corrected by Seppuku17?
?www.addic7ed.com?
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(Whooshing)
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Either turn the TV up or
turn the breast pump down.
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(Sighs)
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I don't even hear it anymore.
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And, you know, the fact
that I'm comfortable enough
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to do this in front of you
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means you've been living here a long time.
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Wow, that one filled up fast.
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Mmm.
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What's up with lefty?
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(Knocking)
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Hey, guys!
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- Hi, Jules!
- Hey, Jules.
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- Hi.
- Oh!
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Came straight from the airport.
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- Aw!
- Oh, God.
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- What's up with lefty?
- Oh...
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And, Will, really?
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Still with the bicycle stalking?
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I...
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- Sometimes.
- Yeah.
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How was the yoga retreat?
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Oh, amazing.
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I met someone. I'm in love!
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- (Gasps)
- (Squeals)
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And I know what you're thinking
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I say that all the time.
But this time it's real.
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And I know I always say,
"this time it's real,"
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but this time it's really real.
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His name is Lowell, and he's Australian.
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And he owns a restaurant.
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And we had sex for 12 hours straight.
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Oh, here's your sleeping bag.
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That is yours now.
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So, wanted to stop by
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to tell you about the date I just went on
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with your friend from medical school.
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I set her up with John Koenigsberg.
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Oh, yeah, I could totally see that.
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Could you? Could you see it?
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Could you also see him
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bringing his bird to dinner?
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Yeah, 'cause he did.
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(Will) Oh, my God.
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That bird is still alive?
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And incontinent.
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Which was the perfect
end to my perfect day.
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Guess what came in the mail this morning.
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(Gasps) Linda Altman's wedding invitation?
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Can I get through one story
without an interruption?
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Linda Altman's wedding invitation.
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So, it is official.
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Of our entire sorority,
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including the girl who
was such an alcoholic
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she defecated in the closet...
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Jules and I are the only single ones left.
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Well, actually...
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Oops, still talking. (Laughs)
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You know what I think, Kate?
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I think you need to cast a wider net.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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Well, just that you're still
looking for the same dude
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you were looking for when
you were in your 20s.
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Yeah?
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Now you're older.
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(Mumbling)
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- Yeah?
- I just...
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I think you should be a little, you know,
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- less picky.
- Picky?
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Little less superficial.
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Okay, I am not superficial.
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What?
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Bald.
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Hairy.
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Tank top.
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Guys, his wiener smells weird.
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Birthmark.
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Red hair.
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Everywhere.
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One ball.
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One big ball.
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So, there are a few things that bother me.
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You know, besides,
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the main reason it didn't work
out with any of those guys
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was because they weren't nice.
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Are you seriously gonna sit there
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and tell me you're just
looking for a nice guy?
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Yes, because I am.
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- Really?
- Really.
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Well, you're in luck, then.
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My friend from high school, Jimmy Benina,
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just moved to L.A.
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Normal hair, normal hands.
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I've never smelled his
wiener, but super nice guy.
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Why don't I set you up?
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That'd be great.
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- Great.
- Great.
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All right, so the guy with the one ball,
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was it in the middle or on the side?
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It was right in the middle.
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Just coming at me
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like the boulder in
Raiders of The Lost Ark.
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(Groans)
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Hi. I'm...
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Susan?
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No.
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Oh, thank God.
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Hi. Jimmy?
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Kate?
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Yes. Oh, so glad I'm not Susan right now.
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Susan is totally going home in a trunk.
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- He owns this place?
- Mm-hmm.
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You know there's no meat
anywhere on this menu?
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(Groans)
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What's cashew cheese?
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It's cheese made from cashews.
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Cheese comes from milk.
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How do you milk nuts?
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It's not cheese cheese. It's nut cheese.
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You can make anything out of nuts.
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- You can make anything out of play-doh.
- (Groans)
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Doesn't mean I want to eat it.
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- Hey, beautiful.
- Here he comes.
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I have missed you.
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You must be Andi.
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Jules has told me all
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about your adventures at university.
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So handsome.
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Namaste, man. Namaste.
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- How you doing?
- Nice to meet you.
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- Get in here, mate.
- Ooh!
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Good to see you, man.
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Good to see you.
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Hey, man.
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So, Bobby's worried he's
not gonna like anything.
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That's a... did I say that?
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Eh, do you like eating animals, Bob?
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Only ones that fit between buns.
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You know, you should visit
a slaughterhouse sometime.
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You can hear the animals screaming.
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I know, but bacon, come on.
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(Clears throat)
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All right, so, uh, tell
us about yourself, Lowell.
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Okay, well, uh,
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I'm a Buddhist.
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Uh, I practice transcendental meditation.
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You know, I cook, I surf,
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I sing, I garden...
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I love.
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But what about you guys?
Tell me about you guys.
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- Well, I'm an ob-gyn.
- Uh-huh.
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I have a private practice
with my friend Will.
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Mmm.
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(Clicks tongue)
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(Andi) We have a son Charlie.
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(Chuckles)
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We love Homeland. Yeah.
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What's that?
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It's a TV show.
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Oh, I don't have a telly, mate.
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You don't have a TV?
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What do you do after work?
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Uh, well,
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last night, for example,
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I, uh...
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crafted Jules this necklace.
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It's, uh,
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made from the grains of sand
that you were standing on
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when I saw you for the first time.
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I remember the sun was setting
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and the water was as blue as your eyes.
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(Sighs)
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, oh!
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So sorry.
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It's fine.
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We met at a bar that burned down
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- in an insurance fire.
- Mm-hmm.
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Wasn't a whole lot left to make a necklace.
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So, you know.
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So, how long have you guys been married?
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(Clicks tongue) Oh...
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- Like, oh, seven years.
- Uh, mm-hmm.
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- Mm-hmm, September 14, yeah.
- Yeah.
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Today's September 14.
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No, no, it's not September 14.
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That would mean it's our anniversary.
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Oh, my God, it's our anniversary.
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Oh, my God.
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Well, we need to celebrate.
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Yes, we do.
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Nut cheese for everyone!
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So, how are you still single?
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I think men are intimidated by me.
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(Laughing) Oh, oh, really?
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What's so, uh, intimidating?
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Well, I went to Harvard business school.
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I own the hottest social
media company in the country.
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I haven't cried since 1987.
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(Chuckling)
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And I'm phenomenal in bed.
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Why are we still here?
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I can't believe we forgot our anniversary.
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Okay, let's not overreact.
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You know who we're turning into?
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That sad couple in Ohio
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who just sat around in their sweatpants
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and watched TV and hated
each other all day.
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- My parents?
- Yes!
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(Lowell) If I may,
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let's go deeper.
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How often do you make love?
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- (Scoffs) Oh.
- I... I...
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Excuse me?
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That's pretty, uh...
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- Yeah, that's-that's...
- I don't know, why?
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How often do you, uh...
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make love?
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I mean, not often, you know.
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- Four or five times a week.
- Yeah.
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But my darling Jules
pleasures me every day.
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Every day?
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Why?
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Because he likes it, and so do I.
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What is there to like?
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Like, all the days?
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Okay... I think that we're
getting sidetracked here.
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- The point is...
- Monday, Tuesday
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and Wednesday? All the days?
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How often do you, Andi?
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- Less.
- Never!
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Well, don't you miss it, Bob?
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I do now, very much, yes.
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Now, I promise you I will
never forget an anniversary.
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- You know, it's been...
- Six weeks.
270
00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,259
Two days.
271
00:10:06,260 --> 00:10:08,299
Four hours.
272
00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:10,199
And five minutes.
273
00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,830
My watch is fast by five minutes.
274
00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:14,040
I know. I accounted for that.
275
00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:17,339
God, I love you.
276
00:10:17,340 --> 00:10:18,470
I love you.
277
00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:19,570
I want you all the time.
278
00:10:19,580 --> 00:10:21,009
I want you all the time.
279
00:10:21,010 --> 00:10:23,649
- Let's get married.
- Okay!
280
00:10:23,650 --> 00:10:25,149
Sorry, did we just...?
281
00:10:25,150 --> 00:10:27,850
(Moans)
282
00:10:30,950 --> 00:10:33,319
Listen to this.
283
00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:34,690
It's not playing.
284
00:10:36,060 --> 00:10:37,390
It's not playing.
285
00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,159
It's not playing.
286
00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:41,229
Val called.
287
00:10:41,230 --> 00:10:42,260
- Val?
- Yeah.
288
00:10:42,270 --> 00:10:43,899
She said she needs to see me.
289
00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:44,930
Needs to see me.
290
00:10:44,940 --> 00:10:46,839
I think we both know what that means.
291
00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:48,539
She's coming over to our house tonight.
292
00:10:48,540 --> 00:10:51,069
Yeah. I don't know what's more surprising,
293
00:10:51,070 --> 00:10:54,509
the fact that she's coming over
or you call it "our house."
294
00:10:54,510 --> 00:10:58,310
Joke all you want, but
my wife is back, baby!
295
00:10:58,320 --> 00:10:59,979
Everything's coming together for me.
296
00:10:59,980 --> 00:11:02,919
Yeah, well, I wish I could
say the same for me and Andi.
297
00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:04,319
I forgot our anniversary.
298
00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:05,819
Now she thinks we're in a rut.
299
00:11:05,820 --> 00:11:07,459
I mean, I don't even have
an anniversary present.
300
00:11:07,460 --> 00:11:09,220
(Sighs) What'd you get her last year?
301
00:11:09,230 --> 00:11:11,359
Breast pump.
302
00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:12,790
Yeah, you need to step it up.
303
00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:14,029
Hey.
304
00:11:14,030 --> 00:11:15,529
How about instead of getting her a gift,
305
00:11:15,530 --> 00:11:16,829
you throw her a party?
306
00:11:16,830 --> 00:11:19,399
Andi's always taking care
of everybody else, right?
307
00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,599
It'd be nice for her to be the
guest of honor for a change.
308
00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:22,739
That's a great idea.
309
00:11:22,740 --> 00:11:24,809
I'll throw her a surprise party... tonight.
310
00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:26,609
I'll send her out for a massage,
311
00:11:26,610 --> 00:11:27,639
she comes back,
312
00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:29,709
surprise, no more rut.
313
00:11:29,710 --> 00:11:31,479
All right, great, I think
I got Val's message.
314
00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:33,480
Still not playing.
315
00:11:36,050 --> 00:11:37,819
Kate, what are you doing here?
316
00:11:37,820 --> 00:11:40,659
I just came by to tell you
what a wonderful date I had.
317
00:11:40,660 --> 00:11:42,890
Thank you for setting us up.
318
00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:46,129
So there's nothing you didn't like?
319
00:11:46,130 --> 00:11:48,530
Not even... a little?
320
00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:56,439
Nope.
321
00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:59,109
Really? 'Cause Jimmy said you, uh...
322
00:11:59,110 --> 00:12:02,410
you cut the evening short.
323
00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:05,049
I was not feeling well,
324
00:12:05,050 --> 00:12:06,710
but that was no reflection on Jimmy.
325
00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:07,979
It was a great date.
326
00:12:07,980 --> 00:12:11,220
Mostly... small talk?
327
00:12:13,660 --> 00:12:14,919
I had a lovely time.
328
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:17,089
Huh. 'Cause I-I thought you might have had
329
00:12:17,090 --> 00:12:18,489
a problem with his height.
330
00:12:18,490 --> 00:12:21,929
His height? I'm sure I
don't know what you mean.
331
00:12:21,930 --> 00:12:23,399
Really?
332
00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:24,360
Really.
333
00:12:24,370 --> 00:12:25,869
- Really?
- Really.
334
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:26,869
Really?
335
00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:28,099
Really.
336
00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:30,640
Happily, I have a pap smear to get to.
337
00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:39,479
If you want to save the
world and you want to be free
338
00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:41,279
Put your hands in the soil
339
00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:44,690
And plant a tree.
340
00:12:47,590 --> 00:12:49,219
What is happening?
341
00:12:49,220 --> 00:12:51,159
What am I watching?
342
00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:52,759
So what you're saying is that you may
343
00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:55,059
- or you may not be engaged?
- Exactly.
344
00:12:55,060 --> 00:12:56,029
He asked the question,
345
00:12:56,030 --> 00:12:57,760
and then we had sex and fell asleep.
346
00:12:57,770 --> 00:12:59,069
And when we woke up this morning,
347
00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:00,230
we didn't even talk about it.
348
00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:01,739
I mean, when you proposed to Andi,
349
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:02,900
did she know you proposed?
350
00:13:02,910 --> 00:13:05,709
She was in the loop, yeah.
351
00:13:05,710 --> 00:13:07,309
(Sighs)
352
00:13:07,310 --> 00:13:10,779
Ugh! If I wanted to hear
an idiot playing guitar,
353
00:13:10,780 --> 00:13:13,610
I'd still be dating John Mayer.
354
00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:15,549
Who is that?
355
00:13:15,550 --> 00:13:18,720
Is that girl wearing the same dress as you?
356
00:13:19,850 --> 00:13:21,959
Ah, Kate. Great news. Jimmy's here.
357
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,320
Oh?
358
00:13:23,330 --> 00:13:24,759
Yeah, I invited him.
359
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,790
I thought you'd be happy,
given how much you liked him.
360
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,899
- I am happy.
- Yeah?
361
00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:30,760
Thank you so much for thinking of me.
362
00:13:31,930 --> 00:13:33,930
Ooh, jicama.
363
00:13:35,570 --> 00:13:37,900
Why aren't you saying hi?
364
00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:42,909
There is no logical reason.
365
00:13:42,910 --> 00:13:43,909
Jimmy, hi.
366
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,209
Hi, Kate.
367
00:13:45,210 --> 00:13:46,950
No, don't get up.
368
00:13:48,180 --> 00:13:50,949
I'll just sit down next to you
369
00:13:50,950 --> 00:13:52,689
like lovers do.
370
00:13:52,690 --> 00:13:54,089
You know, Jimmy, Kate was just telling me
371
00:13:54,090 --> 00:13:55,189
how much she likes you.
372
00:13:55,190 --> 00:13:56,659
I do. I like you so much.
373
00:13:56,660 --> 00:13:59,729
I like you so much, Kate. (Chuckles)
374
00:13:59,730 --> 00:14:02,329
Well, dude, thanks for hooking us up.
375
00:14:02,330 --> 00:14:04,229
Yes, Will, thank you. (Chuckles)
376
00:14:04,230 --> 00:14:05,899
(Hushed) Admit it.
377
00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:08,100
(Hushed) Never.
378
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:16,839
Everything is so small.
379
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:18,359
- Fine. I'm superficial.
- You win.
380
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,379
I'm out. I can't do it.
381
00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:22,249
(Chuckles)
382
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:24,919
You know, I'm surprised
you, uh, even set us up.
383
00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:26,819
I used to be such a jerk in high school.
384
00:14:26,820 --> 00:14:27,850
I thought you hated me.
385
00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:29,859
(Both chuckle)
386
00:14:29,860 --> 00:14:31,220
I do.
387
00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:36,199
Okay, Andi's here. Everyone
back up, stay quiet
388
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,599
until the lights come on.
389
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,530
Shh!
390
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,039
(Door opens)
391
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,939
Honey?
392
00:14:46,940 --> 00:14:48,639
Yeah. Let me get the lights.
393
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,379
Oh, no-no-no-no-no, don't get the lights.
394
00:14:50,380 --> 00:14:53,079
Trust me. It's sexier this way. Come here.
395
00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:53,756
No, I should really...
396
00:14:53,757 --> 00:14:55,449
- No-no-no.
- (Zipping)
397
00:14:55,450 --> 00:14:58,219
Oh! Oh. Oh...
398
00:14:58,220 --> 00:15:00,390
(Kate) Why are we in the dark?
399
00:15:06,460 --> 00:15:08,830
(All) Surprise.
400
00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:12,200
(Sighs)
401
00:15:13,570 --> 00:15:16,299
How long were you gonna let me go on for?
402
00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:18,000
You know me.
403
00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:20,010
A minute.
404
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,659
(Sighs)
405
00:15:31,660 --> 00:15:33,660
I need to know what's going on here,
406
00:15:33,670 --> 00:15:37,069
because I distinctly heard
you say, "let's get married."
407
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,039
And it's okay if it just slipped out,
408
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:42,339
but I just need to know
whether we are or we aren't...
409
00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:44,680
getting married.
410
00:15:45,510 --> 00:15:50,010
Okay, the truth is...
411
00:15:50,020 --> 00:15:51,719
I didn't mean to propose.
412
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,819
No.
413
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:56,750
Obviously. I mean, I knew that.
414
00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:01,289
They have such nice hand towels.
415
00:16:01,290 --> 00:16:03,559
No, no, babe... babe,
416
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,829
I didn't mean to propose
417
00:16:05,830 --> 00:16:08,469
'cause I didn't want
it to happen like that.
418
00:16:08,470 --> 00:16:10,469
My best decisions aren't the ones
419
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,039
I've thought about for a long time.
420
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,370
They're the ones I've made from my heart.
421
00:16:21,610 --> 00:16:25,349
Jules Talley...
422
00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:26,819
will you marry me?
423
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,789
Yes!
424
00:16:29,790 --> 00:16:32,420
Is it made of sand?
425
00:16:33,390 --> 00:16:35,429
No. Conflict-free diamond.
426
00:16:35,430 --> 00:16:37,090
(Laughs)
427
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:39,300
Oh, my God, I'm getting married!
428
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,099
(Kate) All right, I'm trying
429
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:44,030
to get her to come down, but that was
430
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:45,399
obviously very humiliating,
431
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,800
so it would be nice if we could
refrain from making jokes.
432
00:16:47,810 --> 00:16:50,339
That's gonna be really hard for me.
433
00:16:50,340 --> 00:16:53,479
Honey, you're making too
big a deal out of this.
434
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,649
It's no worse than when
your boob popped out
435
00:16:55,650 --> 00:16:57,610
at my cousin's bar mitzvah.
436
00:16:59,420 --> 00:17:01,820
Come on. It's just us. Come downstairs.
437
00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:04,149
Yeah, head down.
438
00:17:04,150 --> 00:17:05,919
- Will!
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
439
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,120
Sorry. It's out of my system now, I swear.
440
00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:10,390
I swear.
441
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,000
Totally blown over.
442
00:17:15,770 --> 00:17:19,139
Honey, I know I said this
through the bedroom door,
443
00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:21,709
through the bathroom door,
444
00:17:21,710 --> 00:17:23,239
through the closet door.
445
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:25,879
I really am sorry.
446
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:26,879
Especially for grabbing you
447
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,549
by the back of your head like that.
448
00:17:28,550 --> 00:17:30,310
But that was just reflex.
449
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,679
It's fine. When I was curled up
450
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:34,219
in a ball on the floor
451
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,550
trying to forget the look
on our pediatrician's face,
452
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,219
I, uh... I did a lot of thinking.
453
00:17:39,220 --> 00:17:42,259
We both tried to help the marriage.
454
00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:45,599
Thank you for the massage and the party.
455
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:49,169
And thank you for your... efforts.
456
00:17:49,170 --> 00:17:50,699
Mm, mm.
457
00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:52,539
We just have to face the fact
458
00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:55,200
that this is where we are right now.
459
00:17:55,210 --> 00:17:57,139
It's not exciting, it's not romantic.
460
00:17:57,140 --> 00:17:59,039
It just is what it is.
461
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:00,079
(Doorbell rings)
462
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,609
Val's here.
463
00:18:01,610 --> 00:18:03,810
Val's here! Val's here!
464
00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:08,449
(Calmly) Oh, hey, Val.
465
00:18:08,450 --> 00:18:09,549
Hi, Will.
466
00:18:09,550 --> 00:18:11,389
(Val) Oh.
467
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:13,389
Can we talk alone?
468
00:18:13,390 --> 00:18:16,729
Uh, no. No, I-I'd like to
share this with everybody,
469
00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:18,829
'cause I have been surrounded by doubters.
470
00:18:18,830 --> 00:18:20,899
Those who said that this
moment would never happen.
471
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:21,999
Like you two,
472
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,269
who said that I needed
473
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,869
to "face facts."
474
00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,569
And Kate, ever the cynic, who said
475
00:18:26,570 --> 00:18:27,769
that "marriage is a bitch."
476
00:18:27,770 --> 00:18:30,170
No, I said you married a bitch.
477
00:18:34,410 --> 00:18:36,079
Listen, I'm not gonna lie.
478
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,910
You've got some making up to do.
479
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,519
But know that, in the end,
480
00:18:39,821 --> 00:18:41,449
we both want the same thing
481
00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:43,489
a stronger us.
482
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,519
I want a divorce, Will.
483
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,559
No, I said "a stronger us."
484
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,589
Here are the papers.
485
00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:50,729
I tried to give them to you last night,
486
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,490
but you rode by so quickly.
487
00:18:54,330 --> 00:18:56,369
I would stay longer, but this feels like
488
00:18:56,370 --> 00:18:58,530
a "rip the band-aid off" kind of moment.
489
00:18:58,540 --> 00:19:00,500
So...
490
00:19:04,370 --> 00:19:05,639
Well, love is like a...
491
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,240
No!
492
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:10,979
Oh, God, why are you still here?
493
00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:15,219
Bobby, can you please pay
this man so he will leave?
494
00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:19,560
He is my fianc?.
495
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,460
I'm... I'm sorry. What?
496
00:19:23,860 --> 00:19:24,990
You're engaged?
497
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,059
Yes!
498
00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:28,860
Yes, we are.
499
00:19:28,870 --> 00:19:31,069
And I am incredibly happy.
Please don't be mad.
500
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:34,069
Mad?
501
00:19:34,070 --> 00:19:37,209
No! That is...
502
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:41,479
I have some questions,
but that is great news.
503
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,180
I am so happy for you.
504
00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:46,919
Are you crying?
505
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:47,949
No.
506
00:19:47,950 --> 00:19:49,380
You are! You are crying!
507
00:19:49,390 --> 00:19:50,819
No, I am not.
508
00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:54,259
This is just my body's
very unexplainable reaction
509
00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:58,029
to how happy I am for you.
510
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,629
Really?
511
00:19:59,630 --> 00:20:00,959
Absolutely.
512
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,499
So I am the only single one.
513
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,730
That is fine.
514
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,770
You're not the only one.
515
00:20:12,610 --> 00:20:13,979
Hey, guys,
516
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,479
my marriage is over.
517
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,709
- We know.
- Duh.
518
00:20:16,710 --> 00:20:18,079
Clearly.
519
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,379
I've been fighting it and fighting it,
520
00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:22,380
but you know what? When I really think
521
00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:24,119
about it, what Val and I had...
522
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:25,650
it wasn't a marriage.
523
00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:26,819
What you guys have
524
00:20:26,820 --> 00:20:28,659
is a marriage.
525
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:30,289
And I've been living here for four weeks.
526
00:20:30,290 --> 00:20:32,429
- Six weeks.
- Six weeks.
527
00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:33,599
I've seen firsthand
528
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,660
what an amazing couple you guys are.
529
00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:38,330
You got an incredible kid.
530
00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:39,530
You support each other.
531
00:20:39,540 --> 00:20:40,939
And you guys are solid.
532
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,200
If you're in a rut,
533
00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:44,910
God, I want to be in that rut someday.
534
00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:48,709
- You okay?
- (Sighs)
535
00:20:48,710 --> 00:20:50,409
I will be.
536
00:20:50,410 --> 00:20:53,819
Well, I guess we'll all
remember this anniversary.
537
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,549
Yeah, it's the day my marriage ended.
538
00:20:55,550 --> 00:20:57,849
The day we got engaged.
539
00:20:57,850 --> 00:20:59,690
The day I lost to Will.
540
00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:02,120
And the day I performed
541
00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:06,759
a live sex act in front
of everyone we know.
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