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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,125 --> 00:00:01,750 - LAVERNE, THE ANSWER IS NO. 2 00:00:01,790 --> 00:00:03,457 - WELL, SOMEONE'S GOTTA CUT YOUR HAIR. 3 00:00:03,492 --> 00:00:04,991 YOU BROKE THE LAST THREE APPOINTMENTS 4 00:00:05,027 --> 00:00:06,738 I MADE FOR YOU AT THE "HAR" BARN. 5 00:00:07,652 --> 00:00:09,806 - I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE "HAR" BARN. 6 00:00:10,690 --> 00:00:12,123 I'VE BEEN GOING TO DUKE'S BARBER SHOP 7 00:00:12,165 --> 00:00:13,732 FOR 22 YEARS, AND WHEN DUKE IS BACK 8 00:00:13,775 --> 00:00:15,766 FROM HIS CRUISE, I'LL GET A TRIM. 9 00:00:15,832 --> 00:00:17,838 - WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? IT'S JUST A HAIRCUT. 10 00:00:17,873 --> 00:00:20,179 I HAVE BEEN TRIMMIN' MY NEPHEWS FOR YEARS. 11 00:00:20,227 --> 00:00:22,050 I'VE GOT HAIR IN MY BLOOD. 12 00:00:23,306 --> 00:00:25,239 - LAVERNE, LOOK, GETTING A HAIRCUT 13 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:27,175 IS--IS MORE THAN JUST GETTING YOUR HAIR CUT. 14 00:00:27,210 --> 00:00:29,343 IT'S TALKING POLITICS AND SPORTS 15 00:00:29,379 --> 00:00:31,746 AND--AND HEARING DUKE SAY, "HOW YOU DOING, TIGER?" 16 00:00:31,781 --> 00:00:33,448 WITH A LITTLE HINT OF BOURBON ON HIS BREATH. 17 00:00:33,483 --> 00:00:35,527 - WELL, THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE CROOKED SIDEBURNS. 18 00:00:37,220 --> 00:00:39,053 NOW, SIT YOUR SKINNY BUTT DOWN, TIGER. 19 00:00:39,089 --> 00:00:41,255 - LAVERNE, I DO NOT NEED A HAIRCUT. 20 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:42,590 - YES, YOU DO. I'M THE ONE WHAT HAS 21 00:00:42,625 --> 00:00:43,925 TO LOOK AT IT ALL DAY LONG. 22 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,293 - WILL YOU STOP BOSSING ME AROUND? 23 00:00:45,328 --> 00:00:46,494 YOU SOUND LIKE MY MOTHER. 24 00:00:46,529 --> 00:00:48,269 - YOU SOUND LIKE MY MOTHER. 25 00:00:49,532 --> 00:00:51,099 IF I WANTED TO HEAR THIS KIND OF BICKERING, 26 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:52,300 I COULD'VE STAYED HOME TODAY. 27 00:00:52,335 --> 00:00:54,569 - AH, HOW ARE THINGS GOING WITH YOUR MOM? 28 00:00:54,604 --> 00:00:55,970 - ARE YOU KIDDING? 29 00:00:56,005 --> 00:00:57,566 EVER SINCE I PICKED HER UP FROM THE AIRPORT, 30 00:00:57,605 --> 00:00:58,873 IT'S BEEN THE SAME OLD STORY. 31 00:00:58,908 --> 00:01:00,441 I SAY, "RIGHT." SHE SAYS, "LEFT." 32 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:01,621 I SAY, "UP." SHE SAYS, "DOWN." 33 00:01:01,651 --> 00:01:02,666 I SAY, "BLACK." 34 00:01:02,705 --> 00:01:04,845 SHE SAYS, "AFRICAN-AMERICAN." 35 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:08,116 - COME ON. IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD. 36 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:09,283 - WANNA BET? 37 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:10,952 MY MOTHER IS THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD 38 00:01:10,987 --> 00:01:13,387 WHO CAN WALK INTO A ROOM AND START A CONVERSATION 39 00:01:13,423 --> 00:01:15,530 BY SAYING, "AND ANOTHER THING." 40 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:18,426 - DOCTOR, DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HELP 41 00:01:18,461 --> 00:01:20,495 GET YOU OUT OF THIS FOUL MOOD? 42 00:01:20,530 --> 00:01:22,445 A NICE TRIM. 43 00:01:26,803 --> 00:01:28,503 - LIFE GOES ON 44 00:01:28,538 --> 00:01:30,905 AND SO DO WE 45 00:01:30,940 --> 00:01:34,776 JUST HOW WE DO IT IS NO MYSTERY 46 00:01:34,811 --> 00:01:38,613 ONE BY ONE, WE FILL THE DAYS 47 00:01:38,648 --> 00:01:42,416 WE FIND A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS 48 00:01:42,452 --> 00:01:46,287 SOMETIMES THE ANSWER CAN BE HARD TO FIND 49 00:01:46,322 --> 00:01:49,190 THAT'S SOMETHING I WILL NEVER BE 50 00:01:49,225 --> 00:01:52,093 I'M ALWAYS HERE 51 00:01:52,128 --> 00:01:55,329 FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED 52 00:01:57,967 --> 00:02:01,936 RAIN OR SHINE, I'LL BE THE ONE 53 00:02:01,971 --> 00:02:06,440 TO SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON 54 00:02:06,476 --> 00:02:09,677 WE SHARE IT ALL 55 00:02:09,712 --> 00:02:13,648 AS LIFE GOES ON 56 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:38,756 - OH, IF YOU COULD JUST HAVE A SEAT, 57 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:40,324 I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU IN TWO SHAKES. 58 00:02:40,359 --> 00:02:42,048 - AND ANOTHER THING... 59 00:02:44,391 --> 00:02:46,824 WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS WANT YOU TO SIT 60 00:02:46,860 --> 00:02:48,126 WHEN YOU WANT TO STAND? 61 00:02:48,161 --> 00:02:50,942 - WHY, YOU MUST BE DR. DOUGLAS' MOTHER. 62 00:02:52,755 --> 00:02:55,143 - HOW DID YOU KNOW? - IT'S A GIFT. 63 00:02:58,204 --> 00:03:00,577 GLAD TO MEET YOU. I'M LAVERNE TODD. 64 00:03:03,777 --> 00:03:05,710 - HI, MA. - NOW, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME 65 00:03:05,745 --> 00:03:07,412 I HAD TO WALK THREE BLOCKS FROM THE BUS STOP. 66 00:03:07,447 --> 00:03:08,750 YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT. 67 00:03:09,149 --> 00:03:11,883 - MAMA, MAYBE WE SHOULD GO INTO THE LOUNGE. 68 00:03:11,918 --> 00:03:15,261 - WELL, FINE. IF YOU ASHAMED FOR FOLKS TO SEE ME. 69 00:03:17,624 --> 00:03:19,455 - SHE SEEMS NICE. 70 00:03:23,196 --> 00:03:25,229 - EIGHT YEARS OF MEDICAL SCHOOL, 71 00:03:25,265 --> 00:03:27,565 AND THIS IS THE PLUM YOU LANDED? 72 00:03:28,034 --> 00:03:30,568 - NO, MA, THIS IS THE PLUM I CHOSE. 73 00:03:30,604 --> 00:03:32,136 - AND STAND UP STRAIGHT. 74 00:03:32,339 --> 00:03:35,173 YOU KNOW, YOU GOT TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO YOURSELF. 75 00:03:35,208 --> 00:03:36,374 - YES, MA'AM. 76 00:03:36,409 --> 00:03:37,797 - AND WHERE'S YOUR WHITE COAT? 77 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:42,639 DON'T YOU WANT TO AT LEAST LOOK LIKE A DOCTOR? 78 00:03:42,886 --> 00:03:45,450 - AH, MAXINE, HERE'S THAT FILE YOU WANTED. OH! EXCUSE ME. 79 00:03:45,485 --> 00:03:47,959 I'LL COME BACK LATER. - NO! STAY. 80 00:03:50,223 --> 00:03:51,656 I'D LIKE FOR YOU TO MEET MY MOTHER. 81 00:03:51,691 --> 00:03:52,890 THIS IS JOSEPHINE DOUGLAS. 82 00:03:52,926 --> 00:03:54,726 - OH, HI. MY PLEASURE. 83 00:03:54,761 --> 00:03:56,711 - AND THIS IS DR. HARRY WESTON. 84 00:04:01,301 --> 00:04:03,944 - NOW, YOU SEE? THIS LOOKS LIKE A DOCTOR. 85 00:04:04,704 --> 00:04:06,337 - WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 86 00:04:06,373 --> 00:04:09,540 - MAMA, WHEN DID YOU START WEARING GLASSES? 87 00:04:09,576 --> 00:04:10,608 - I GOT THEM AT THE DRUGSTORE 88 00:04:10,644 --> 00:04:11,876 WHEN I STARTED GETTING HEADACHES. 89 00:04:11,911 --> 00:04:13,845 - YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE HAVING HEADACHES. 90 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:16,781 - YOU NEVER ASKED. - WELL, I'M ASKING NOW. 91 00:04:16,816 --> 00:04:19,484 - WELL, NOW IT'S TOO LATE. I ALREADY TOLD YOU. 92 00:04:21,321 --> 00:04:23,921 - OH, MAXINE TELLS ME THIS IS YOUR FIRST VISIT TO MIAMI. 93 00:04:23,957 --> 00:04:25,156 HO--HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? 94 00:04:25,191 --> 00:04:27,516 - LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT MIAMI. 95 00:04:27,883 --> 00:04:30,969 THE SIDEWALKS HERE ARE HARDER THAN THEY ARE IN NEW YORK. 96 00:04:36,670 --> 00:04:38,670 - [stammering] 97 00:04:41,341 --> 00:04:42,669 WHAT? 98 00:04:44,144 --> 00:04:46,210 - AND ANOTHER THING... ABOUT MIA-- 99 00:04:46,246 --> 00:04:49,313 - MAMA, MAYBE WE SHOULD GET GOING TO THE RESTAURANT. 100 00:04:49,349 --> 00:04:51,149 I'M TAKING YOU TO THE DIAMOND GRILL. 101 00:04:51,184 --> 00:04:54,986 - HMM. IS THEIR KITCHEN CLEAN? - I GUESS. HOW SHOULD I KNOW? 102 00:04:55,021 --> 00:04:56,320 - NOW, YOU SEE? 103 00:04:56,356 --> 00:04:59,292 I ASK HER A SIMPLE QUESTION, AND SHE SNAPPED AT ME. 104 00:05:00,026 --> 00:05:02,162 - OH, COME ON, YOU TWO ARE GONNA HAVE A GREAT LUNCH. 105 00:05:02,193 --> 00:05:03,318 - WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN US, HARRY? 106 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:05,107 - NO, NO, NO, I-- 107 00:05:06,433 --> 00:05:09,121 WELL, I-I-I HAVE TO GET A HAIRCUT. 108 00:05:11,838 --> 00:05:13,771 - DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY "HAIRCUT"? 109 00:05:21,981 --> 00:05:24,497 - OH, ANITA, IT'S SO SWEET OF YOU TO BRING 110 00:05:24,529 --> 00:05:26,884 ALL YOUR OLD BABY THINGS BY FOR ME. 111 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:30,224 - HEY, AFTER TEN KIDS, IT'S GREAT TO HAVE MY CLOSETS BACK. 112 00:05:31,224 --> 00:05:32,824 - I THOUGHT YOU HAD THREE KIDS. 113 00:05:32,859 --> 00:05:34,515 - REALLY? IT FEELS LIKE 10. 114 00:05:34,554 --> 00:05:35,995 - OH, YOU! 115 00:05:36,047 --> 00:05:39,097 OH, LOOK! THIS IS ADORABLE. 116 00:05:39,132 --> 00:05:42,672 - YEAH, YOU FIRST-TIMERS-- EVERYTHING'S ADORABLE. 117 00:05:43,536 --> 00:05:45,169 SO YOU'RE PRETTY EXCITED, AREN'T YOU? 118 00:05:45,205 --> 00:05:46,337 - OH, YEAH. - YEAH. 119 00:05:46,372 --> 00:05:48,940 - BOOTIES...BLANKIES... 120 00:05:48,975 --> 00:05:50,208 CIGGIES? 121 00:05:50,243 --> 00:05:52,543 - OH, THOSE ARE MINE. 122 00:05:52,579 --> 00:05:54,545 OF COURSE, I DIDN'T SMOKE WHEN I WAS PREGNANT. 123 00:05:54,581 --> 00:05:56,214 AND I DON'T SMOKE IN FRONT OF THE KIDS, 124 00:05:56,249 --> 00:05:57,415 JUST AROUND MY HUSBAND. 125 00:05:57,450 --> 00:05:59,484 - DOESN'T HE MIND? - OH, HE HATES IT. 126 00:05:59,519 --> 00:06:01,519 [laughs] 127 00:06:02,716 --> 00:06:06,124 - OH, LOOK HOW SWEET. [melody playing] 128 00:06:06,159 --> 00:06:07,963 - TWINKLE, TWINKLE... 129 00:06:08,464 --> 00:06:10,817 - CAROL, ONE MORE TWINKLE, 130 00:06:10,856 --> 00:06:12,798 AND MOMMY WILL HAVE TO SMOKE. 131 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:16,574 - ANITA, I'M SO GLAD YOU CAME BY. 132 00:06:16,809 --> 00:06:18,176 I'M REALLY NERVOUS. 133 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:21,005 I'M WAITING FOR THE RESULTS OF MY AMNIOCENTESIS. 134 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:22,440 - YOU STILL DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SEX? 135 00:06:22,475 --> 00:06:23,908 - ABSOLUTELY NOT. 136 00:06:23,943 --> 00:06:26,491 - YOU MEAN EVER? CAROL. 137 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:29,316 - ANITA, THE MOMENT OF REVELATION 138 00:06:29,355 --> 00:06:31,122 IS SOMETHING I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF. 139 00:06:31,285 --> 00:06:33,073 I WANT TO HAVE THE SAME EXPERIENCE 140 00:06:33,113 --> 00:06:35,620 THAT--THAT WOMEN THROUGH THE AGES HAVE KNOWN. 141 00:06:35,655 --> 00:06:37,855 IT'S WHAT BONDS US TOGETHER LIKE-- 142 00:06:37,891 --> 00:06:39,757 LIKE SPIRITUAL SISTERS. 143 00:06:39,793 --> 00:06:41,733 - THAT AND CELLULITE. 144 00:06:43,096 --> 00:06:44,114 - NO, THIS MAY BE 145 00:06:44,153 --> 00:06:46,134 A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME MOMENT FOR ME. 146 00:06:46,174 --> 00:06:49,617 I WANT A MAGICAL SURPRISE AT THE END OF MY JOURNEY. 147 00:06:49,656 --> 00:06:52,836 - OH, YOU'LL GET ONE. IT'S CALLED A PLACENTA. 148 00:06:58,330 --> 00:07:01,245 - YOU SENT BACK THE SOUP. YOU SENT BACK THE SALAD. 149 00:07:01,281 --> 00:07:03,847 BUT THE LAST STRAW WAS WHEN YOU SENT BACK THE STEAK. 150 00:07:05,051 --> 00:07:06,350 - IT WAS TOO RARE. 151 00:07:06,386 --> 00:07:08,145 - IT WAS MINE! 152 00:07:11,269 --> 00:07:13,025 - NEVER DID KNOW HOW TO ORDER. 153 00:07:13,076 --> 00:07:14,975 - UH, LET'S SEE IF WE CAN FIGURE OUT 154 00:07:15,011 --> 00:07:16,310 WHAT'S CAUSING THESE HEADACHES. 155 00:07:16,345 --> 00:07:18,193 - OKAY. LOOK. 156 00:07:19,214 --> 00:07:20,480 TIME'S UP. 157 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:22,616 - MAMA. 158 00:07:22,652 --> 00:07:25,052 - MAXINE, I DON'T NEED YOU LOOKING IN MY EYES. 159 00:07:25,088 --> 00:07:28,638 - OKAY. FINE. JUST STAND RIGHT HERE. 160 00:07:32,818 --> 00:07:34,862 NOW, READ THE THIRD LINE. 161 00:07:34,897 --> 00:07:37,402 - I CAN'T. YOU'RE HOLDING IT TOO CLOSE. 162 00:07:37,867 --> 00:07:39,314 - OF THE CHART. 163 00:07:39,576 --> 00:07:41,168 - WHY CAN'T I READ THE FOURTH LINE? 164 00:07:41,204 --> 00:07:43,101 - FINE. FINE. READ ANY LINE. 165 00:07:43,475 --> 00:07:45,694 - R-E-S-P-E-C-T... 166 00:07:46,908 --> 00:07:48,668 SOMETHING I'M NOT GETTING. 167 00:07:49,939 --> 00:07:51,545 - OKAY. FINE. 168 00:07:51,581 --> 00:07:53,796 YOU JUST... STAY RIGHT HERE. 169 00:07:55,799 --> 00:07:57,307 - AND ANOTHER THING... 170 00:07:59,072 --> 00:08:01,125 - HARRY, I'M GONNA NEED SOME TIME OFF. 171 00:08:01,457 --> 00:08:02,941 - RIGHT. HOW LONG DO YOU NEED? 172 00:08:02,981 --> 00:08:05,691 - IT DEPENDS--HOW LONG DO YOU GET FOR KILLING YOUR MOTHER? 173 00:08:07,330 --> 00:08:09,357 - THE EXAM DIDN'T GO WELL? 174 00:08:09,543 --> 00:08:11,046 - WHAT EXAM? 175 00:08:11,355 --> 00:08:13,601 HARRY, I'M WORRIED ABOUT THESE HEADACHES. 176 00:08:13,636 --> 00:08:15,236 IF I COULD GET HER TO AN OPHTHALMOLOGIST, 177 00:08:15,271 --> 00:08:18,313 WE COULD RULE OUT HYPERTENSION, DIABETES... 178 00:08:18,477 --> 00:08:19,810 A TUMOR. 179 00:08:20,009 --> 00:08:22,565 - SO I'LL CALL DR. BRESLIN. - FORGET IT. 180 00:08:22,607 --> 00:08:24,245 THERE'S NO WAY SHE'LL GO FOR THAT. 181 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:26,125 - HOLD IT. HOLD IT. OH, OH... 182 00:08:26,983 --> 00:08:30,376 WHAT IF SHE DOESN'T KNOW SHE'S BEING EXAMINED? 183 00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:33,154 - WHAT? - JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD. 184 00:08:42,732 --> 00:08:43,864 - WHAT? 185 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:45,499 - WELL, NO. UH, NOTHING. 186 00:08:45,535 --> 00:08:47,835 IT'S JUST THAT THOSE GLASSES LOOK A LITTLE SMALL 187 00:08:47,870 --> 00:08:49,103 FOR YOUR FACE. 188 00:08:49,138 --> 00:08:51,016 - NOBODY EVER TOLD ME THAT BEFORE. 189 00:08:51,274 --> 00:08:52,985 - MAXINE, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 190 00:08:53,442 --> 00:08:55,184 - OH. 191 00:08:55,531 --> 00:08:57,197 I THINK THEY'RE PERFECT. 192 00:08:57,513 --> 00:08:59,592 - THEN THEY MUST BE TOO SMALL. 193 00:09:00,538 --> 00:09:03,506 - YOU KNOW, DR. BRESLIN HAS A LOT OF GREAT FRAMES. 194 00:09:03,541 --> 00:09:07,338 - OH, HARRY, MAMA DOESN'T NEED DESIGNER FRAMES. 195 00:09:07,557 --> 00:09:10,782 - AND THIS IS THE WOMAN WHO SENT ME CULOTTES FROM K-MART. 196 00:09:11,783 --> 00:09:14,976 - MA, DR. BRESLIN'S STUFF IS WAY TOO FANCY FOR YOU. 197 00:09:15,014 --> 00:09:16,313 YOU DON'T WANT TO GO THERE. 198 00:09:16,349 --> 00:09:17,848 - GET ME AN APPOINTMENT WITH THAT GUY. 199 00:09:17,884 --> 00:09:20,718 - OKAY. - EXCUSE ME, DR. DOUGLAS. 200 00:09:20,753 --> 00:09:22,553 YOU WANTED THESE X-RAYS AS SOON AS THEY CAME IN. 201 00:09:22,588 --> 00:09:23,821 - THANK YOU, LAVERNE. 202 00:09:23,856 --> 00:09:26,861 - OH, MISS DOUGLAS, WHAT BEAUTIFUL GLASSES. 203 00:09:27,892 --> 00:09:29,660 - DR. WESTON SAID THEY WERE TOO SMALL. 204 00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:31,422 - WELL, THE PROBLEM'S NOT THE GLASSES. 205 00:09:31,468 --> 00:09:33,627 IT'S THE HAIR, BUT I CAN FIX THAT. 206 00:09:35,535 --> 00:09:38,068 - LAVERNE, WE THOUGHT MAMA WOULD FIND 207 00:09:38,104 --> 00:09:41,272 SOME NICER FRAMES IF SHE WENT TO DR. BRESLIN... 208 00:09:41,307 --> 00:09:43,474 THE EYE DOCTOR? 209 00:09:43,509 --> 00:09:44,675 - WELL, SHE'S NOT GONNA FIND 210 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:47,044 ANY PRETTIER FRAMES THAN WHAT SHE'S GOT ON. 211 00:09:48,247 --> 00:09:50,214 - LAVERNE... - BUT WHAT I WAS THINKING 212 00:09:50,249 --> 00:09:52,516 IS WHY CLUTTER UP THAT FACE WITH GLASSES. 213 00:09:52,552 --> 00:09:54,985 WHY NOT GET CONTACTS? 214 00:09:56,789 --> 00:09:58,915 - OH. UH-HUH. 215 00:10:00,181 --> 00:10:02,298 NOW, WHY DIDN'T YOU THINK OF THAT? 216 00:10:03,329 --> 00:10:05,623 - OH, I'M JUST A DOCTOR. 217 00:10:05,898 --> 00:10:07,458 SHE'S A BARBER. 218 00:10:16,576 --> 00:10:19,043 - DOCTOR, CASEY MACAFEE JUST PULLED IN THE PARKIN' LOT. 219 00:10:19,078 --> 00:10:21,478 ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO TAKE A LITTLE OF THE TOP? 220 00:10:21,514 --> 00:10:23,715 - YES, YES, GO SHOW HER IN. 221 00:10:32,925 --> 00:10:35,225 - HI. - OH! 222 00:10:35,261 --> 00:10:37,127 CASEY, YOU STARTLED ME. 223 00:10:37,163 --> 00:10:39,129 - HARRY, WE HAVE TO TALK. 224 00:10:39,165 --> 00:10:41,398 I'M TIRED OF PLAYING TAG WITH YOUR ANSWERING MACHINE, 225 00:10:41,434 --> 00:10:42,900 SO I THOUGHT IT'D BE MORE INTERESTING 226 00:10:42,935 --> 00:10:45,558 TO COME OVER HERE AND TAG YOU IN PERSON. 227 00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:49,940 YOU'RE IT. [giggles] 228 00:10:52,445 --> 00:10:53,756 - I AM. 229 00:10:54,947 --> 00:10:56,580 WELL, GOOD. GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. 230 00:10:56,616 --> 00:10:59,917 YOU KNOW, THE CLOSEST I GET TO CONNECTING WITH YOU IS BY... 231 00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:01,218 PUSHING MY "PLAY" BUTTON. 232 00:11:01,253 --> 00:11:04,221 - OOH. [giggles] THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 233 00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:08,325 BE EVEN MORE FUN IF WE COULD GO OUT ON AN ACTUAL DATE. 234 00:11:08,361 --> 00:11:11,036 - LAVERNE, WOULD YOU BRING MY APPOINTMENT BOOK IN, PLEASE? 235 00:11:11,731 --> 00:11:13,230 WE'RE GONNA SETTLE THIS RIGHT NOW. 236 00:11:13,265 --> 00:11:15,040 - OH, GOOD IDEA. - OKAY. 237 00:11:15,368 --> 00:11:17,596 AH, DO I HAVE ANYTHING FOR TOMORROW NIGHT? 238 00:11:18,304 --> 00:11:19,436 - FREE AS A BIRD, DOCTOR. 239 00:11:19,472 --> 00:11:21,739 - OH, I'M SORRY. I HAVE A SEMINAR. 240 00:11:21,774 --> 00:11:23,907 - OH, IT'S JUST AS WELL, 'CAUSE IT'S SUPPOSED TO RAIN, 241 00:11:23,943 --> 00:11:26,443 AND YOU KNOW HOW YOUR ARTHRITIS ACTS UP. 242 00:11:28,514 --> 00:11:30,514 - [stammering] A LITTLE... 243 00:11:32,652 --> 00:11:34,752 A LITTLE TENNIS ELBOW. 244 00:11:34,787 --> 00:11:37,321 - YOU PLAYIN' TENNIS AGAIN? - THAT--THANK YOU, NURSE. 245 00:11:37,356 --> 00:11:38,692 THAT WILL BE ALL. 246 00:11:39,759 --> 00:11:42,626 - HOW ABOUT THURSDAY? - UH, NO, I HAVE A FUNDRAISER. 247 00:11:42,662 --> 00:11:45,029 FRIDAY. - MM, NO. I CAN'T. 248 00:11:45,064 --> 00:11:47,031 - SATURDAY. - HARRY, IT JUST LOOKS 249 00:11:47,066 --> 00:11:48,732 LIKE WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET TOGETHER. 250 00:11:48,768 --> 00:11:50,234 - I KNOW. IT KIND OF LOOKS HOPELESS. 251 00:11:50,269 --> 00:11:52,336 - TELL YOU WHAT-- HOW ABOUT TOMORROW NIGHT? 252 00:11:52,371 --> 00:11:54,076 - I-I THOUGHT YOU WERE BUSY. 253 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,621 - I JUST HAD A CANCELLATION. 254 00:11:57,309 --> 00:11:59,376 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 255 00:11:59,412 --> 00:12:02,713 [chuckling] 256 00:12:02,748 --> 00:12:05,082 YOU KNOW, CASEY, I THINK YOU AND I JUST MADE-- 257 00:12:05,117 --> 00:12:07,421 - OH, AH, AH. DON'T SAY IT. IT'S BAD LUCK. 258 00:12:08,344 --> 00:12:09,987 AND, UH... 259 00:12:10,690 --> 00:12:12,709 YOU DO WANT TO GET LUCKY, DON'T YOU? 260 00:12:21,534 --> 00:12:23,634 - MY MOTHER NEVER LISTENS TO ME. 261 00:12:23,669 --> 00:12:26,303 SHE IS THE MOST STUBBORN PERSON IN THE WORLD. 262 00:12:26,338 --> 00:12:28,439 - OH, YOU DON'T KNOW STUBBORN. 263 00:12:28,474 --> 00:12:31,539 MY GRANDMA WAS SO STUBBORN, SHE REFUSED TO GROW. 264 00:12:32,445 --> 00:12:33,410 - WHAT? 265 00:12:33,446 --> 00:12:34,912 - STAYED THIS SIZE HER WHOLE LIFE-- 266 00:12:34,947 --> 00:12:36,566 DARLIN' LITTLE WOMAN. 267 00:12:37,616 --> 00:12:41,256 - LAVERNE, A PERSON CANNOT WILL THEMSELVES TO REMAIN SMALL. 268 00:12:41,306 --> 00:12:43,420 IT'S LIKE SAYING YOU CAN WILL YOURSELF TO FLY. 269 00:12:43,456 --> 00:12:45,155 - THAT'D BE MY COUSIN VERNON. 270 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:49,293 - I'M BACK. 271 00:12:49,328 --> 00:12:51,361 - OH, MA, HOW DID IT GO WITH DR. BRESLIN? 272 00:12:51,397 --> 00:12:54,164 - GREAT. JUST GREAT. - WHAT'D HE SAY? 273 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:55,799 - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HE SAID. 274 00:12:55,835 --> 00:12:59,402 HE SAID I GOT GLAUCOMA. I'M GONNA GO BLIND. 275 00:13:05,554 --> 00:13:07,835 - MA, I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE, WITH DR. BRESLIN. 276 00:13:07,882 --> 00:13:09,148 I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS. 277 00:13:09,184 --> 00:13:10,683 - BETTER THAN GOING BLIND? 278 00:13:10,719 --> 00:13:12,452 - MA, YOUR DISEASE IS IN ITS EARLY STAGES. 279 00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,579 A SIMPLE PROCEDURE WILL TAKE CARE OF IT. 280 00:13:14,823 --> 00:13:16,489 - WHICH IS DOCTOR-TALK FOR WHAT? 281 00:13:16,524 --> 00:13:19,158 - FOR AN OPERATION. BUT IT'S VERY ROUTINE. 282 00:13:19,194 --> 00:13:21,661 THE EARLY STAGES OF GLAUCOMA ARE NOT THAT SERIOUS. 283 00:13:21,696 --> 00:13:24,070 - IF IT'S NOT THAT SERIOUS, I DON'T NEED AN OPERATION. 284 00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:27,834 - MA, BELIEVE ME, THE BENEFIT FAR OUTWEIGHS THE RISK. 285 00:13:27,869 --> 00:13:29,809 - THIS IS GETTING BETTER ALL THE TIME. 286 00:13:30,505 --> 00:13:32,672 I COME OUT HERE FOR A LITTLE VISIT. 287 00:13:32,707 --> 00:13:34,474 THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, I GOT A DISEASE, 288 00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:36,275 AND THEY'RE GONNA CUT MY EYES OUT. 289 00:13:37,011 --> 00:13:39,779 - MAMA, NOBODY'S GONNA CUT YOUR EYES OUT. 290 00:13:39,814 --> 00:13:40,947 - YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, 291 00:13:40,982 --> 00:13:42,448 'CAUSE I'M GOING BACK TO NEW YORK. 292 00:13:42,484 --> 00:13:45,586 - OH, NOW, THAT'S JUST STUPID. - ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID? 293 00:13:46,020 --> 00:13:49,789 - I'M SAYING YOUR BEHAVIOR IS CHILDLIKE AND FOOLISH AND... 294 00:13:49,824 --> 00:13:52,091 YEAH, I'M GONNA STICK WITH STUPID. 295 00:13:52,574 --> 00:13:54,293 - LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, YOUNG LADY. 296 00:13:54,329 --> 00:13:57,432 I AM NOT HAVING AN OPERATION. I AM GOING BACK TO NEW YORK. 297 00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:01,971 AND ANOTHER THING... 298 00:14:02,138 --> 00:14:05,648 THESE ARE MY EYES, AND YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME. 299 00:14:06,674 --> 00:14:08,775 - WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 300 00:14:08,810 --> 00:14:10,443 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THIS OPERATION, 301 00:14:10,478 --> 00:14:11,708 IF I HAVE TO HOG-TIE YOU 302 00:14:11,755 --> 00:14:13,594 AND HIT YOU IN THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER! 303 00:14:16,384 --> 00:14:19,051 - NOTHIN' TO WORRY ABOUT. THAT WASN'T A PATIENT. 304 00:14:19,087 --> 00:14:20,701 THAT WAS JUST HER MOTHER. 305 00:14:30,898 --> 00:14:32,064 - HI, ANITA. 306 00:14:32,099 --> 00:14:33,426 - OH, YOU... 307 00:14:34,935 --> 00:14:37,259 ANOTHER REASON NOT TO HAVE KIDS. 308 00:14:39,173 --> 00:14:42,441 - HEY, YOU JUST DON'T COME IN HERE AND TAKE THINGS OUT. 309 00:14:42,710 --> 00:14:44,092 THAT'S MY JOB. 310 00:14:44,412 --> 00:14:47,513 - I BROUGHT THIS BOX OF BABY THINGS FOR CAROL YESTERDAY. 311 00:14:47,548 --> 00:14:49,481 I'M TAKING THEM BACK. - HOW COME? 312 00:14:49,517 --> 00:14:51,684 - ANOTHER ONE OF FATE'S CRUEL, LITTLE JOKES-- 313 00:14:51,719 --> 00:14:53,678 I'M PREGNANT AGAIN. 314 00:14:55,589 --> 00:14:58,998 MY HUSBAND WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET ME TO STOP SMOKING. 315 00:14:59,889 --> 00:15:01,318 [phone ringing] 316 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:02,689 - I GOT IT. 317 00:15:05,066 --> 00:15:06,238 HELLO? 318 00:15:07,034 --> 00:15:08,568 NO, CAROL'S NOT HERE. 319 00:15:08,878 --> 00:15:10,247 OH, THE SUNSET LAB. 320 00:15:10,287 --> 00:15:12,374 WE'VE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU GUYS. 321 00:15:13,107 --> 00:15:15,441 THE BABY'S COMPLETELY NORMAL. THAT'S GREAT. 322 00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:17,013 SEX? 323 00:15:17,611 --> 00:15:19,370 MAYBE, WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE? 324 00:15:22,850 --> 00:15:25,217 OH, OH, YOU MEAN THE--THE SEX OF THE BABY. 325 00:15:25,252 --> 00:15:27,720 - CHARLEY, CAROL DOESN'T WANNA KNOW. 326 00:15:27,755 --> 00:15:30,912 - WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? SO WHAT IS IT--A BOY OR A GIRL? 327 00:15:31,759 --> 00:15:34,184 REALLY? COOL. THANK YOU. 328 00:15:35,463 --> 00:15:37,421 - CHARLEY, YOU ARE SCUM. 329 00:15:37,832 --> 00:15:39,128 SO WHAT IS IT? 330 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:40,878 - HI. 331 00:15:40,925 --> 00:15:43,001 - OH, HI, CAROL, SUNSET LAB JUST CALLED. 332 00:15:43,037 --> 00:15:45,037 - YOU SPOKE TO THE LAB? WHAT DID THEY SAY? 333 00:15:45,072 --> 00:15:46,672 - YOU'RE FINE. THE BABY'S FINE. 334 00:15:46,707 --> 00:15:48,974 AND IT'S--OH, WAIT. YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 335 00:15:49,009 --> 00:15:50,096 - KNOW WHAT? 336 00:15:50,135 --> 00:15:52,320 - PEA BRAIN FOUND OUT THE SEX OF THE BABY. 337 00:15:53,380 --> 00:15:55,280 - CHARLEY, HOW COULD YOU? 338 00:15:55,316 --> 00:15:57,082 - I TOLD HIM YOU DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW. 339 00:15:57,118 --> 00:15:59,618 - HEY, CALM DOWN. I CAN KEEP A SECRET. 340 00:15:59,653 --> 00:16:01,220 I'VE BEEN KEEPING ONE FOR TWO YEARS. 341 00:16:01,255 --> 00:16:03,388 YOU KNOW THAT HIT-AND-RUN DRIVER THAT TOTALED YOUR CAR? 342 00:16:03,424 --> 00:16:04,670 THAT WAS ME. 343 00:16:08,395 --> 00:16:09,862 - CHARLEY, YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT. 344 00:16:09,897 --> 00:16:11,730 I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FIRST TO KNOW, 345 00:16:11,766 --> 00:16:13,699 THEN DADDY, THEN THE REST OF THE FAMILY. 346 00:16:13,734 --> 00:16:16,914 YOU WERE, LIKE, 126 ON THE LIST. 347 00:16:18,963 --> 00:16:20,633 - YOU MOVED UP ONE. 348 00:16:21,684 --> 00:16:24,043 - CAROL, YOU'RE MAKING, LIKE, WAY TOO BIG A DEAL OUT OF THIS. 349 00:16:24,082 --> 00:16:26,116 - THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS A BIG DEAL, CHARLEY. 350 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:29,019 YOU HAVE DRILLED A PEEPHOLE INTO MY SOUL, 351 00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,353 YOU--YOU--YOU HAVE LEERED 352 00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:32,622 AT THE MOST CHERISHED PART OF MY FUTURE. 353 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,624 I'VE NEVER FELT SO VIOLATED. 354 00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:38,828 - BOY, IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY WOMAN 355 00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:40,627 THAT SAID THAT TO ME... 356 00:16:41,366 --> 00:16:43,066 [sighs] 357 00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:50,100 - GOOD NIGHT, MAXINE. 358 00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:52,224 - OH, YEAH. 359 00:16:52,377 --> 00:16:53,641 NIGHT, HARRY. 360 00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,714 - I THINK I SHOULD GO IN THERE AND TALK TO HER. 361 00:16:57,749 --> 00:16:59,249 - OH, DOCTOR, I THINK THIS IS SOMETHIN' 362 00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:01,351 WE SHOULD LET HER WORK OUT FOR HERSELF. 363 00:17:01,386 --> 00:17:02,619 AND I DON'T MEAN TO BE IMPOLITE 364 00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:04,642 BUT IT'S SORT OF, LIKE, NONE OF OUR BUSINESS. 365 00:17:05,457 --> 00:17:07,324 - I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 366 00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:09,517 NIGHT. - GOOD NIGHT. 367 00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:17,367 DOCTOR, WE'VE GOT TO TALK, AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW. 368 00:17:17,402 --> 00:17:19,358 - IF THIS IS ABOUT TEENY-TINY GRANDMA, 369 00:17:19,397 --> 00:17:20,676 I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT. 370 00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:23,715 - DOCTOR, I KNOW WE HAVE A PROFESSIONAL RELATIONSHIP, 371 00:17:23,754 --> 00:17:25,638 BUT I LIKE TO THINK OF YOU AS A FRIEND. 372 00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:27,444 - IS THIS ABOUT MY MOTHER, LAVERNE? 373 00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:30,447 - YES, IT IS. AND I HATE WHAT'S HAPPENIN' BETWEEN YOU TWO. 374 00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:32,716 - LOOK, I DID EVERYTHING I COULD. 375 00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:34,217 I REASONED WITH HER. 376 00:17:34,252 --> 00:17:37,220 I LAID OUT THE FACTS JUST LIKE I WOULD WITH ANY OTHER PATIENT. 377 00:17:37,255 --> 00:17:40,123 - DOCTOR, SHE'S BEEN YOUR PATIENT FOR ONE DAY. 378 00:17:40,158 --> 00:17:43,059 SHE'S BEEN YOUR MOTHER YOUR WHOLE LIFE. 379 00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:44,861 DID YOU ALSO TELL HER YOU LOVE HER? 380 00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:46,062 - OF COURSE I DID. 381 00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:47,617 I SAID, "YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THIS OPERATION, 382 00:17:47,657 --> 00:17:49,925 IF I HAVE TO SMACK YOU IN THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER." 383 00:17:50,163 --> 00:17:52,268 NOW, IF SHE CAN'T SEE THE LOVE IN THAT... 384 00:17:53,593 --> 00:17:55,315 - HALLMARK HAS SOME CARDS 385 00:17:55,354 --> 00:17:57,205 YOU MIGHT WANNA TAKE A LOOK AT. 386 00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:16,722 - CHARLEY... 387 00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:20,230 CAROL TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR CONVERSATION 388 00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:21,925 WITH THE LAB. - [chuckling] YEAH. 389 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:27,738 OW! 390 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,139 IT WASN'T MY FAULT. 391 00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:32,142 - OH. YOU. 392 00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:33,777 - UH, CAROL, I WANT-- - HI, DADDY. 393 00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:35,846 HOW WAS YOUR DAY? - JUST GREAT, DEAR. 394 00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:38,015 CASEY MACAFEE AND I FINALLY MADE A DATE. 395 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,716 - OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL. 396 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,218 - REMEMBER, HARRY, ON A FIRST DATE, 397 00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:43,135 YOU GOTTA BE SUAVE. 398 00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:45,990 WHEN THE BILL COMES, PAY AT LEAST HALF. 399 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,421 YOU'LL GET IT BACK LATER. 400 00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:50,288 [phone ringing] 401 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:52,622 - HELLO? 402 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,373 YEAH, THIS IS CAROL WESTON. 403 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:58,229 MY AMNIOCENTESIS RESULTS? BUT YOU ALREADY CALLED. 404 00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:00,070 A MISTAKE? 405 00:19:00,105 --> 00:19:01,902 THEY GOT THE FILES MIXED UP. 406 00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:05,075 OH, THE BABY'S HEALTHY. THAT'S WONDERFUL. 407 00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:07,503 NO, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SEX. 408 00:19:07,852 --> 00:19:11,415 WELL, THANK YOU FOR CALLING. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 409 00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:13,617 THEY HAVE A PATIENT NAMED DIANE WESTON. 410 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:14,718 WHAT A RELIEF! 411 00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:17,087 NOW NOBODY KNOWS THE SEX OF THE BABY. 412 00:19:17,122 --> 00:19:18,989 - AH, SWEETHEART, THAT'S TERRIFIC. 413 00:19:19,024 --> 00:19:21,422 - WELL, ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL. 414 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,393 - CHARLEY, AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, 415 00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:25,629 YOU ARE STILL A LOW-LIFE, INSENSITIVE SLUG 416 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:28,165 AND AN ABOMINATION OF ALL THAT IS DECENT. 417 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,757 - HEY, WE'RE TALKING AGAIN. 418 00:19:32,436 --> 00:19:34,071 LOOKS LIKE THINGS WORKED OUT. 419 00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,739 - NO THANKS TO YOU. - YEAH. 420 00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:37,362 THANKS TO LINDA. 421 00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:38,775 - WHAT? 422 00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,944 - THAT WAS A FRIEND OF MINE ON THE PHONE. 423 00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:43,113 I FELT BAD ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN CAROL AND ME, 424 00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:44,915 SO I HAD MY FRIEND LINDA MAKE THAT CALL. 425 00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:48,539 - CHARLEY, THAT WAS VERY THOUGHTFUL OF YOU. 426 00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:50,787 I KNOW IT'S TOUGH TO ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG. 427 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,534 - NOT AS TOUGH AS TEACHING A STRIPPER 428 00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:54,479 TO SAY "AMNIOCENTESIS." 429 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,737 [laughter on television] 430 00:20:12,911 --> 00:20:14,406 - AND ANOTHER THING... 431 00:20:15,045 --> 00:20:16,918 YOU GOT SNOW ON CHANNEL 11. 432 00:20:17,838 --> 00:20:19,271 - I THOUGHT YOU'D BE GONE BY NOW. 433 00:20:19,306 --> 00:20:21,435 - SHH, LUCY'S IN TROUBLE. 434 00:20:22,076 --> 00:20:24,076 [laughs] SHE LOST HER WEDDING RING, 435 00:20:24,111 --> 00:20:26,748 AND I THINK RICKY'S ABOUT TO FIND IT IN HIS MEATBALL. 436 00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,823 [laughing] 437 00:20:29,116 --> 00:20:31,050 [TV turns off] - MA, I'VE BEEN DOING 438 00:20:31,085 --> 00:20:32,418 A LOT OF THINKING. 439 00:20:32,453 --> 00:20:33,819 - NOW, IF YOU CAME IN HERE TO FIGHT, 440 00:20:33,854 --> 00:20:35,187 I'M NOT INTERESTED. 441 00:20:35,222 --> 00:20:37,022 - NEITHER AM I. I'M TIRED OF IT. 442 00:20:37,058 --> 00:20:39,258 - AND IF YOU CAME IN HERE TO TALK ME INTO THAT OPERATION, 443 00:20:39,293 --> 00:20:40,626 I'M NOT INTERESTED. 444 00:20:41,575 --> 00:20:43,796 - MAMA, I CAN UNDERSTAND IF YOU'RE SCARED. 445 00:20:43,831 --> 00:20:46,832 - SCARED? WHO'S SCARED? I'M NOT SCARED. 446 00:20:46,867 --> 00:20:48,400 - THERE'S NO SHAME IN IT. 447 00:20:48,436 --> 00:20:50,803 - LOOK, I WASN'T SCARED WHEN YOUR FATHER DIED. 448 00:20:50,838 --> 00:20:52,971 I WASN'T EVEN SCARED WHEN YOU ALMOST DIED. 449 00:20:53,007 --> 00:20:54,506 - WHEN DID I ALMOST DIE? 450 00:20:54,542 --> 00:20:56,216 - WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW? 451 00:20:57,344 --> 00:20:59,578 I HAVE NEVER BEEN SCARED IN MY WHOLE LIFE, 452 00:20:59,613 --> 00:21:01,884 SO DON'T GO TRYING TO TELL ME-- - OH, MAMA, HUSH. 453 00:21:02,349 --> 00:21:04,149 NOW, I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING TO YOU 454 00:21:04,185 --> 00:21:05,951 I SHOULD'VE DONE A LONG TIME AGO. 455 00:21:05,986 --> 00:21:08,070 - YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR STEP, MAXINE. 456 00:21:10,124 --> 00:21:11,423 WHAT YOU DOING? 457 00:21:12,429 --> 00:21:14,091 - IT'S CALLED A HUG. 458 00:21:14,361 --> 00:21:16,536 I KNOW WE HAVEN'T DONE A LOT OF THIS. 459 00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:28,607 MAMA, YOU AND I HAVE GOT TO START COMMUNICATING. 460 00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:30,814 - YOU'RE RIGHT, BABY. 461 00:21:31,545 --> 00:21:34,046 - NOW, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT... 462 00:21:34,081 --> 00:21:38,355 THROUGH ALL MY LIFE AND EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER DONE, 463 00:21:38,886 --> 00:21:40,711 YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE... 464 00:21:41,522 --> 00:21:44,962 BIGGEST PAIN IN THE BUTT I HAVE EVER KNOWN. 465 00:21:45,726 --> 00:21:48,770 - YOU JUST SAYING THAT TO MAKE ME FEEL GOOD. 466 00:21:49,530 --> 00:21:52,231 - NO, THAT'S STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART. 467 00:21:52,266 --> 00:21:56,243 - WELL, THE BEAUTY OF IT IS I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT YOU. 468 00:21:57,897 --> 00:22:00,412 - MAMA, I NEED YOU TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 469 00:22:00,598 --> 00:22:01,939 - I KNOW. 470 00:22:02,209 --> 00:22:04,343 IF I HAVE THIS OPERATION, 471 00:22:04,378 --> 00:22:06,056 YOU GONNA BE IN THE HOSPITAL WITH ME? 472 00:22:06,378 --> 00:22:09,692 - I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, HOLDING YOUR HAND. 473 00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:15,120 [sighs] 474 00:22:16,453 --> 00:22:17,975 - AND ANOTHER THING... 475 00:22:27,133 --> 00:22:29,417 - DR. DOUGLAS, I GOTTA GET YOU TO SIGN THESE. 476 00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:32,007 DR. DOUGLAS? 477 00:22:35,446 --> 00:22:37,093 POOR THING, 478 00:22:37,214 --> 00:22:39,583 HER MAMA WORE HER OUT. 479 00:22:48,476 --> 00:22:50,234 - TOUCH ME, AND YOU DIE. 480 00:22:50,284 --> 00:22:54,834 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35181

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