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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:02,339 - GEE, HONEY, I'M SORRY YOU WENT TO ALL THIS TROUBLE, 2 00:00:02,386 --> 00:00:03,988 BUT I'M, I'M REALLY NOT VERY HUNGRY. 3 00:00:04,031 --> 00:00:06,504 - BUT DADDY, THIS IS MY WAY OF SAYING 4 00:00:06,555 --> 00:00:08,622 "GOOD MORNING, FAMILY. 5 00:00:08,673 --> 00:00:11,273 "WAKE UP TO THE BOUNTY I'VE PROVIDED 6 00:00:11,302 --> 00:00:13,502 THAT IS YOURS TO ENJOY." 7 00:00:13,529 --> 00:00:15,037 - CAN'T YOU TALK NORMAL? 8 00:00:15,084 --> 00:00:17,133 I MEAN, "HERE, FOOD, EAT." 9 00:00:18,281 --> 00:00:21,338 WHEN PATRICK'S OUT OF TOWN, YOU REALLY RUN OUT OF THINGS TO DO. 10 00:00:21,386 --> 00:00:22,984 - OH, EMILY, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 11 00:00:23,019 --> 00:00:25,954 NOW, MAKE SURE YOU TRY MY POMEGRANATE PRESERVES. 12 00:00:25,989 --> 00:00:28,328 I WAS UP TILL 3:00 DE-SEEDING. 13 00:00:28,959 --> 00:00:30,792 - MAN, YOU NEED SEX. 14 00:00:30,827 --> 00:00:32,827 - [mumbling] 15 00:00:33,821 --> 00:00:36,197 - HI, WESTONS. - WELL, AT LEAST HERE'S SOMEONE, 16 00:00:36,233 --> 00:00:39,067 PIGGISH THOUGH HE MAY BE, WHO APPRECIATES MY FOOD. 17 00:00:39,102 --> 00:00:40,869 AND WHAT MAY I OFFER YOU 18 00:00:40,904 --> 00:00:43,771 FROM OUR BOUNTY'S TABLE OF CULINARY DELIGHTS? 19 00:00:44,627 --> 00:00:45,828 - NOTHIN'. 20 00:00:47,043 --> 00:00:49,544 - COME NOW, CHARLIE, DON'T BE THE COY MOOCHER. 21 00:00:49,579 --> 00:00:52,113 - NO, REALLY, NOTHING. 22 00:00:52,148 --> 00:00:54,286 - TAKE SOME BOUNTY, DAMN IT! 23 00:00:55,315 --> 00:00:57,719 - I CAN'T, I'M TOO EXCITED TO EAT. 24 00:00:57,754 --> 00:01:00,922 MY MOM CALLED ME. - AND... 25 00:01:00,957 --> 00:01:03,525 - THAT'S IT, SHE NEVER CALLED ME BEFORE. 26 00:01:04,628 --> 00:01:06,917 - I TAKE IT YOU DON'T GET ALONG. 27 00:01:06,969 --> 00:01:08,819 - WELL, IT'S GOT A LOT BETTER SINCE SHE STARTED ADMITTING 28 00:01:08,858 --> 00:01:10,567 THAT I DIDN'T DIE AT BIRTH. 29 00:01:11,633 --> 00:01:13,400 - SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE STARTING TO BOND. 30 00:01:13,435 --> 00:01:15,935 - I'LL SAY, MOM AND DAD WILL BE HOPPING IN THE OLD RV. 31 00:01:15,971 --> 00:01:17,637 THEY'LL BE HERE TOMORROW FOR MOTHER'S DAY. 32 00:01:17,673 --> 00:01:19,973 - OH, THAT'S GREAT, CHARLIE. HAVE YOU PICKED A GIFT YET? 33 00:01:20,008 --> 00:01:21,541 - UH... 34 00:01:21,576 --> 00:01:22,876 NO. 35 00:01:25,380 --> 00:01:26,646 YEAH. 36 00:01:28,317 --> 00:01:30,350 [upbeat music] 37 00:01:31,653 --> 00:01:33,486 - LIFE GOES ON 38 00:01:33,522 --> 00:01:35,422 AND SO DO WE 39 00:01:35,457 --> 00:01:38,825 JUST HOW WE DO IT IS NO MYSTERY 40 00:01:38,860 --> 00:01:41,328 ONE BY ONE 41 00:01:41,363 --> 00:01:43,396 WE FILL THE DAYS 42 00:01:43,432 --> 00:01:47,167 WE FIND A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS 43 00:01:47,202 --> 00:01:50,737 SOMETIMES THE ANSWER CAN BE HARD TO FIND 44 00:01:50,772 --> 00:01:54,407 THAT'S SOMETHING I WILL NEVER BE 45 00:01:54,443 --> 00:01:56,976 I'M ALWAYS HERE 46 00:01:57,012 --> 00:02:00,814 FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED 47 00:02:03,051 --> 00:02:04,784 RAIN OR SHINE 48 00:02:04,820 --> 00:02:06,353 I'LL BE THE ONE 49 00:02:06,388 --> 00:02:11,024 TO SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON 50 00:02:11,059 --> 00:02:13,226 WE SHARE IT ALL... 51 00:02:13,261 --> 00:02:16,563 AS LIFE GOES ON 52 00:02:26,224 --> 00:02:27,991 - OH, COM-- OH, LES, COME ON. 53 00:02:28,026 --> 00:02:31,127 NOW, IT'S A STETHOSCOPE, DEAR, IT WON'T HURT. 54 00:02:31,162 --> 00:02:33,529 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 55 00:02:33,565 --> 00:02:35,431 WHILE I'M LISTENING TO YOUR HEART, 56 00:02:35,467 --> 00:02:37,567 YOU CAN LISTEN TO MINE. 57 00:02:37,602 --> 00:02:39,469 - OKAY. - OKAY, HERE WE GO. 58 00:02:39,504 --> 00:02:41,604 WE'RE GONNA HAVE A LITTLE FUN HERE, THERE YOU GO. 59 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:43,406 THERE YOU GO, OKAY. 60 00:02:43,441 --> 00:02:47,079 SO YOURS SOUNDS LIKE... TOMP-TOMP, TOMP-TOMP. 61 00:02:47,126 --> 00:02:48,625 SOUNDS GREAT. 62 00:02:48,693 --> 00:02:52,367 - YOURS GOES DA DA KLUG, DA DA KLUG. 63 00:02:53,056 --> 00:02:54,117 - IT DOES? 64 00:02:54,152 --> 00:02:56,047 - YEAH...SO AM I OKAY? 65 00:02:56,086 --> 00:02:57,286 - YEAH, YEAH, YOU'RE FINE. 66 00:02:57,322 --> 00:02:59,322 THUMP, THUMP-- WE'RE "GLUG," HUH? 67 00:02:59,357 --> 00:03:01,168 - BYE, DOCTOR WESTON! 68 00:03:04,062 --> 00:03:06,574 - WELL, IT SOUNDS OKAY TO ME. 69 00:03:06,931 --> 00:03:08,898 LAVERNE, PLEASE WOULD YOU TAKE A LISTEN AT MY HEART? 70 00:03:08,933 --> 00:03:10,333 - I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU, DOCTOR. 71 00:03:10,368 --> 00:03:12,035 HEY, HELLO, HI, DONNA IN CLAIMS? 72 00:03:12,070 --> 00:03:13,953 YEAH, THIS IS LAVERNE TODD. 73 00:03:14,172 --> 00:03:16,352 HOW COULD YOU RECOGNIZE MY VOICE? 74 00:03:17,675 --> 00:03:19,709 WELL, IF YOU PEOPLE'D SENT ME MY DAMN MONEY, 75 00:03:19,744 --> 00:03:22,351 I WOULDN'T HAVE TO CALL YOU THREE TIMES A DAY. 76 00:03:22,714 --> 00:03:24,533 THE CHECK'S IN THE MAIL? 77 00:03:25,283 --> 00:03:28,299 DONNA, DONNA, DONNA... 78 00:03:29,220 --> 00:03:31,988 I HAVE BEEN WAITIN' ON YOU PEOPLE FOR NINE WEEKS, 79 00:03:32,023 --> 00:03:34,357 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN "THE CHECK'S IN THE MAIL." 80 00:03:34,392 --> 00:03:37,211 TELL ME YOUR DOG ATE THE COMPUTER TAPES. 81 00:03:37,829 --> 00:03:40,096 TELL ME YOU BLEW THE CASH ON LOTTERY TICKETS, 82 00:03:40,131 --> 00:03:41,631 BUT DO NOT INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE 83 00:03:41,666 --> 00:03:43,132 BY TELLIN' ME THE CHECK'S IN THE MAIL, 84 00:03:43,168 --> 00:03:45,825 WHEN YOU AND I BOTH KNOW IT AIN'T. 85 00:03:46,738 --> 00:03:48,195 OH, THANK YOU. 86 00:03:49,774 --> 00:03:51,341 DONNA IN CLAIMS? 87 00:03:51,476 --> 00:03:53,097 DARNDEST THING, HEH. 88 00:03:53,545 --> 00:03:55,860 GUESS WHAT JUST SHOWED UP IN THE MAIL. 89 00:03:57,373 --> 00:03:59,101 [dial tone] GOOD GUESS. 90 00:03:59,584 --> 00:04:01,684 - I DON'T HEAR ANY "GLUG." 91 00:04:01,719 --> 00:04:04,687 - I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS, I GOT THE WRONG AMOUNT. 92 00:04:04,722 --> 00:04:09,225 - NOT ENOUGH, HUH? - NO! $26.11 TOO MUCH. 93 00:04:09,260 --> 00:04:10,993 DONNA IN CLAIMS, PLEASE. 94 00:04:11,029 --> 00:04:12,562 I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS, DOCTOR. 95 00:04:12,597 --> 00:04:14,931 I MEAN, I MAY NOT HAVE TO ANSWER TO THOSE INSURANCE SCOUNDRELS, 96 00:04:14,966 --> 00:04:17,403 BUT MY CREATOR'S A-WATCHIN' EVERY MOVE I MAKE. 97 00:04:17,589 --> 00:04:19,355 ALTHOUGH I LIKE TO THINK HE CLOSES HIS EYES 98 00:04:19,391 --> 00:04:21,031 WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER. 99 00:04:22,214 --> 00:04:23,989 - I KNOW I WOULD. 100 00:04:30,969 --> 00:04:34,037 - HURRY UP, EMILY, I'M GONNA BE LATE. 101 00:04:34,072 --> 00:04:36,105 - CAROL, YOUR PLANE DOESN'T LEAVE FOR FIVE HOURS. 102 00:04:36,141 --> 00:04:37,640 - YES, BUT IT MAY TAKE SOME TIME 103 00:04:37,675 --> 00:04:39,572 TO GET THROUGH THE METAL DETECTOR. 104 00:04:40,612 --> 00:04:42,808 I'M WEARING AN UNDERWIRE BRA. 105 00:04:44,573 --> 00:04:46,149 - WELL, CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY-- 106 00:04:46,184 --> 00:04:48,778 IN A FEW YEARS, YOU'LL NEED A CHAIN LINK FENCE. 107 00:04:49,087 --> 00:04:51,187 - EMILY, PLEASE, 108 00:04:51,222 --> 00:04:53,322 I'M VERY NERVOUS ABOUT MEETING PATRICK'S MOTHER. 109 00:04:53,358 --> 00:04:56,159 IF WE GET ALONG, I'LL BE ONE STEP CLOSER TO MARRIAGE. 110 00:04:56,194 --> 00:04:58,227 ONE STEP CLOSER TO BEING 111 00:04:58,263 --> 00:05:00,897 CAROL RODHAM ARCOLA. 112 00:05:02,765 --> 00:05:03,766 - RODHAM? 113 00:05:03,802 --> 00:05:06,399 - OH, I JUST ADMIRE HILLARY SO MUCH. 114 00:05:07,172 --> 00:05:08,938 - HONEY, YOU'RE STILL HERE, 115 00:05:08,973 --> 00:05:10,737 DON'T YOU HAVE A PLANE TO CATCH IN FIVE HOURS? 116 00:05:10,779 --> 00:05:12,045 - YEAH, WE'D BETTER GET A MOVE ON 117 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:13,613 IF WE'RE GONNA BE FOUR HOURS EARLY. 118 00:05:13,648 --> 00:05:15,315 - BYE, DADDY. - BYE-BYE, DEAR. 119 00:05:15,350 --> 00:05:16,449 YOU HAVE A GOOD TRIP. - THANKS. 120 00:05:16,484 --> 00:05:18,484 - ALL RIGHT. [doorbell rings] 121 00:05:19,921 --> 00:05:21,171 OKAY. 122 00:05:21,590 --> 00:05:22,989 HI, CHARLIE, COME IN, 123 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:25,451 OH, MRS. DIETZ, HOW NICE TO SEE YOU. 124 00:05:25,502 --> 00:05:28,503 - PLEASE, CALL ME URSULA. - URSULA, COME ON. 125 00:05:28,538 --> 00:05:30,038 SO HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 126 00:05:30,081 --> 00:05:31,920 - WE'RE DOING GREAT, HARRY, 127 00:05:31,967 --> 00:05:34,622 I'M SHOWING HER THE BEST MOTHER'S DAY EVER, RIGHT, MOM? 128 00:05:34,814 --> 00:05:36,733 - I'M HERE, AIN'T I? 129 00:05:38,193 --> 00:05:39,893 - OH, DID YOU HEAR THAT? 130 00:05:39,928 --> 00:05:42,439 I MUST BE THE LUCKIEST SON IN THE WORLD. 131 00:05:42,548 --> 00:05:45,082 I'M JUST DISAPPOINTED THAT DAD COULDN'T MAKE THE TRIP. 132 00:05:45,118 --> 00:05:46,617 - OH, WELL, HE WANTED TO COME, 133 00:05:46,652 --> 00:05:48,586 BUT HE'D RENTED ERNEST GOES TO CAMP, 134 00:05:48,621 --> 00:05:50,548 AND IT'S DUE BACK TOMORROW. 135 00:05:51,290 --> 00:05:52,990 - WELL, IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING IMPORTANT. 136 00:05:53,025 --> 00:05:54,758 - OH, CHARLES, I JUST WISH YOU'D UNDERSTAND 137 00:05:54,794 --> 00:05:56,527 ABOUT YOUR FATHER. 138 00:05:56,562 --> 00:05:58,796 SOMETIMES THINGS JUST DON'T WORK OUT. 139 00:05:58,831 --> 00:06:01,592 BUT I BET MY ESTROGEN SHOT YOU DO. 140 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:06,904 - PARDON ME? 141 00:06:06,939 --> 00:06:08,506 - OH, NOTHING, NOTHING. 142 00:06:08,541 --> 00:06:11,308 - SO I GUESS YOU TWO HAVE BIG PLANS FOR TODAY. 143 00:06:11,344 --> 00:06:12,843 - OH, THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE, HARRY, 144 00:06:12,879 --> 00:06:14,578 I GOT THIS GREAT MOTHER'S DAY PICNIC PLANNED, 145 00:06:14,614 --> 00:06:16,514 AND I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD BORROW A FEW THINGS. 146 00:06:16,549 --> 00:06:18,949 - SURE, SURE, WHAT DO YOU NEED? - BREAD, TOMATO, LETTUCE, 147 00:06:18,985 --> 00:06:21,752 MAYONNAISE, CHIPS, COUPLE OF PEACHES, BEER, 148 00:06:21,787 --> 00:06:24,045 POTATO SALAD, PIE, AND A ROAST TURKEY. 149 00:06:24,590 --> 00:06:27,024 - SURE, HELP YOURSELF, CHARLES. 150 00:06:27,059 --> 00:06:28,292 PLEASE, COME OVER HERE. 151 00:06:28,327 --> 00:06:30,194 [groans] 152 00:06:30,229 --> 00:06:31,664 HE'S A GOOD KID. 153 00:06:31,696 --> 00:06:32,763 - WHO? 154 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:35,366 - UH, CHARLIE. 155 00:06:35,401 --> 00:06:37,913 - OH. [laughs] HIM... 156 00:06:38,948 --> 00:06:40,938 - SO HOW ARE THINGS AT LEISURE WORLD? 157 00:06:40,973 --> 00:06:42,045 - WELL... 158 00:06:42,077 --> 00:06:45,033 GOLF AND THE DIVORCE PROCEEDINGS KEPT ME PRETTY BUSY. 159 00:06:45,696 --> 00:06:48,212 - YOU GOT DIVORCED? - OH, HEAVENS, YES. 160 00:06:48,247 --> 00:06:50,080 IT'S BEEN COMING FOR THE PAST... 161 00:06:50,116 --> 00:06:51,702 THIRTY YEARS OR SO. 162 00:06:52,418 --> 00:06:55,653 - I'M SURPRISED, I MEAN, CHARLIE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 163 00:06:55,688 --> 00:06:57,503 - OH, CHARLES DOESN'T KNOW. 164 00:06:57,598 --> 00:06:59,190 I THOUGHT TELLING HIM WOULD BE EASY, 165 00:06:59,225 --> 00:07:00,524 BUT SINCE I'VE GOTTEN HERE, 166 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:02,995 HE'S BEEN SO HAPPY, SO UPBEAT. 167 00:07:03,293 --> 00:07:04,855 IS HE ON MEDICATION? 168 00:07:05,595 --> 00:07:07,161 - NO, I THINK HE'S JUST THRILLED 169 00:07:07,197 --> 00:07:09,130 TO HAVE HIS MOM WITH HIM ON MOTHER'S DAY. 170 00:07:09,165 --> 00:07:10,349 - OH. 171 00:07:10,900 --> 00:07:12,200 - WELL, URSULA, I THINK 172 00:07:12,235 --> 00:07:13,835 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TELL HIM ABOUT THE DIVORCE. 173 00:07:13,870 --> 00:07:16,104 - OH, I KNOW, I KNOW. 174 00:07:16,139 --> 00:07:19,707 LOOK, I REALLY SHOULDN'T IMPOSE, BUT IT MIGHT BE EASIER 175 00:07:19,742 --> 00:07:22,276 TO BREAK THE NEWS TO HIM IF YOU WERE AROUND. 176 00:07:24,514 --> 00:07:25,872 - REALLY? 177 00:07:25,932 --> 00:07:28,282 - LOOK, I KNOW HOW CLOSE YOU TWO ARE. 178 00:07:31,788 --> 00:07:33,087 - WELL, OKAY, 179 00:07:33,123 --> 00:07:34,822 WHY DON'T YOU BRING HIM OVER FOR DINNER TONIGHT? 180 00:07:34,858 --> 00:07:38,159 - OH, HARRY, THAT'S WONDERFULLY GENEROUS OF YOU, 181 00:07:38,194 --> 00:07:40,294 THANK YOU. - [mouth full] READY, MOM? 182 00:07:40,330 --> 00:07:42,445 I'LL MEET YOU IN THE CAR. 183 00:07:43,533 --> 00:07:45,199 - YOU KNOW WHEN I WAS PREGNANT WITH CHARLES, 184 00:07:45,235 --> 00:07:46,384 I USED TO SAY, 185 00:07:46,416 --> 00:07:49,018 "I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS AS LONG AS IT'S HEALTHY." 186 00:07:49,372 --> 00:07:51,372 IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME TO ASK FOR MORE. 187 00:07:54,534 --> 00:07:55,816 - HINDSIGHT. 188 00:08:00,715 --> 00:08:02,494 - [bell ringing] 189 00:08:03,887 --> 00:08:05,386 - GOOD EVENING, HARRY. 190 00:08:05,421 --> 00:08:06,921 - HEY, URSULA, COME ON IN, 191 00:08:06,956 --> 00:08:09,423 WELL, DON'T YOU LOOK NICE. 192 00:08:09,459 --> 00:08:12,160 - THANK YOU. YOU'RE NOT HALF BAD YOURSELF. 193 00:08:12,195 --> 00:08:15,485 NOT MANY MEN CAN WEAR A CARDIGAN WITH SUCH AUTHORITY. 194 00:08:16,199 --> 00:08:18,733 - WELL, ALL MY PULLOVERS WERE DIRTY. 195 00:08:20,537 --> 00:08:23,404 - HERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THANK YOU FOR HAVING US. 196 00:08:23,439 --> 00:08:25,239 - OH, WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 197 00:08:25,275 --> 00:08:26,807 IS CHARLIE ON HIS WAY OVER? - NO, 198 00:08:26,843 --> 00:08:29,035 HE'S STILL OUT RUNNING AN ERRAND FOR ME. 199 00:08:29,646 --> 00:08:31,979 ARE THE GIRLS HERE? I DIDN'T SEE THEIR CARS IN THE DRIVEWAY. 200 00:08:32,015 --> 00:08:33,548 - NO, NO, NO, THEY BOTH HAD PLANS, 201 00:08:33,583 --> 00:08:35,483 SO I GUESS IT'S JUST THE TWO OF US FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 202 00:08:35,518 --> 00:08:38,513 - OH, REALLY? OH, WONDERFUL. 203 00:08:38,632 --> 00:08:41,155 WE DON'T HAVE TO WASTE THE BUBBLY ON THE KIDS. 204 00:08:41,191 --> 00:08:42,690 I KNOW, I COULD USE A GLASS. 205 00:08:42,725 --> 00:08:44,458 - SURE, OKAY, AND THEN MAYBE WE CAN GO OVER 206 00:08:44,494 --> 00:08:46,093 WHAT IT IS YOU WANNA SAY TO CHARLIE TONIGHT. 207 00:08:46,129 --> 00:08:48,829 - WHO? OH, RIGHT, HIM. 208 00:08:48,865 --> 00:08:52,667 YES...YOU KNOW, HARRY, IT'S SO THOUGHTFUL OF YOU TO HELP, 209 00:08:52,702 --> 00:08:54,635 YOU KNOW, IN ALL MY YEARS OF MARRIAGE, 210 00:08:54,671 --> 00:08:56,971 MY HUSBAND WAS NEVER THIS COMPASSIONATE. 211 00:08:57,006 --> 00:08:59,609 OR THIS FIT. AHEM. 212 00:09:00,043 --> 00:09:02,810 - WELL, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU DO TALK TO CHARLIE, 213 00:09:02,845 --> 00:09:05,274 I WOULD, I'D JUST BE CAREFUL NOT TO BE 214 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:07,179 OVERLY CRITICAL OF MR. DIETZ. 215 00:09:07,215 --> 00:09:10,249 - GOD, YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THIS, AREN'T YOU? 216 00:09:10,284 --> 00:09:13,319 BUT, THEN, I'LL BET YOU'RE GOOD AT A LOT OF THINGS. 217 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:15,681 - OH... 218 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:18,824 I JUST FIND THAT PEOPLE RESPOND BEST TO HONESTY, 219 00:09:18,860 --> 00:09:20,493 SO DON'T BE AFRAID TO BE DIRECT. 220 00:09:20,528 --> 00:09:23,863 - OKAY. SO HOW DO YOU KEEP IN SUCH FANTASTIC SHAPE? 221 00:09:24,679 --> 00:09:26,799 - WELL, I KINDA, YOU KNOW, I JUST WATCH WHAT I EAT, 222 00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:28,834 AND I DO A LITTLE-- LITTLE SWIMMING. 223 00:09:28,870 --> 00:09:31,537 - OH, RIGHT, I SAW YOU IN THE POOL THIS MORNING. 224 00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:34,106 GOD, DOING LAP AFTER LAP... 225 00:09:34,142 --> 00:09:37,200 WATER CASCADING OVER YOUR FRECKLED SHOULDERS. 226 00:09:37,615 --> 00:09:39,075 THE STEADY RHYTHM OF YOUR STROKES. 227 00:09:39,115 --> 00:09:40,502 [cork pops] OH! 228 00:09:52,326 --> 00:09:53,826 - I BETTER GO FIND THAT CORK 229 00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:55,794 BEFORE SOMEBODY TRIPS OVER IT. 230 00:09:55,830 --> 00:09:58,097 - OH, YOU SAY THE CUTEST THINGS... 231 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:01,600 - I FORGOT... NO, I MEAN, I REMEMBERED, 232 00:10:01,636 --> 00:10:04,770 THE SAUCE NEEDS STIRRING, IT'S ON THE STOVE IN THE KITCHEN, 233 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,906 IT'S--IT'S IN A... IT'S IN A POT. 234 00:10:06,941 --> 00:10:10,976 ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN STAY. - OH, I'M VERY IMPRESSED. 235 00:10:11,012 --> 00:10:12,278 THE DOCTOR COOKS. 236 00:10:12,313 --> 00:10:13,612 - NO, NO, NO, NO. 237 00:10:13,648 --> 00:10:14,980 I'M NOT MUCH OF A COOK AT ALL, 238 00:10:15,016 --> 00:10:16,849 I JUST MAKE SCRAMBLED EGGS, AND THAT'S ABOUT IT. 239 00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:19,556 - OH, GOOD, YOU CAN MAKE THEM FOR ME TOMORROW MORNING. 240 00:10:19,754 --> 00:10:20,947 - WHOO! 241 00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:23,353 OH, BOY. 242 00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:25,124 THERE YOU GO... ALL RIGHT. 243 00:10:25,159 --> 00:10:26,792 AI, AI! THAT'S HOT. AI! 244 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:29,361 - OH, DEAR, HARRY BURN HIS LITTLE FINGERS? 245 00:10:29,397 --> 00:10:32,031 OH, LET URSULA KISS HIM AND MAKE ALL BETTER. 246 00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:33,766 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 247 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:35,768 REALLY, REALLY, NO, REALLY. THE BEST THING FOR A BURN 248 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,937 IS LIKE REALLY, REALLY COLD WATER. 249 00:10:37,972 --> 00:10:39,572 MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO TRY SOME. 250 00:10:39,607 --> 00:10:41,940 - OH, HARRY, DON'T FIGHT IT. 251 00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:43,809 - I KNOW, I KNOW-- 252 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,544 YOU KNOW, I THINK WITH THE DIVORCE AND EVERYTHING, 253 00:10:45,580 --> 00:10:49,024 THAT YOU'RE FEELING A LITTLE VUL-VUL-VULNERABLE RIGHT NOW. 254 00:10:49,417 --> 00:10:51,150 GEE, I KNOW WHY I AM... 255 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:54,373 - HARRY, YOU OL' DOG... 256 00:10:58,051 --> 00:11:01,213 HARRY, YOU OLD...DOG! 257 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,953 - CHARLES, PLEASE CALM DOWN. 258 00:11:11,988 --> 00:11:13,220 YOU DON'T KNOW THE WHOLE STORY. 259 00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:15,790 - I'M NOT SURE I HAVE THE STOMACH FOR IT. 260 00:11:15,825 --> 00:11:17,425 - CHARLIE, IT WAS PERFECTLY INNOCENT. 261 00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:19,427 - RIGHT, TELL THAT TO MY DAD. 262 00:11:19,462 --> 00:11:22,863 OH, MY GOD, DAD... WHAT'S HE GONNA SAY ABOUT THIS? 263 00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:25,004 POOR TRUSTING BASTARD. 264 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,235 - ALL RIGHT, URSULA, COME ON, I THINK IT'S TIME YOU TOLD HIM. 265 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:29,470 - TOLD ME WHAT? 266 00:11:29,505 --> 00:11:31,172 - I DON'T KNOW, HARRY, HE SEEMS SO UPSET. 267 00:11:31,207 --> 00:11:32,573 - WELL, YOU'RE DARN RIGHT I'M UPSET. 268 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,308 NOW I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE. 269 00:11:34,344 --> 00:11:37,283 - MAYBE AFTER DINNER. - DINNER, WHAT ARE WE HAVING? 270 00:11:38,703 --> 00:11:40,948 - JUST FORGET DINNER? 271 00:11:40,984 --> 00:11:44,566 - BOY, YOU JUST KEEP GOING FOR THE JUGULAR, DON'T YOU, HARRY? 272 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:47,224 - THAT'S THAT TIGER INSTINCT. [snarls] 273 00:11:49,682 --> 00:11:51,729 - LOOK, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, NOW, CHARLIE, 274 00:11:51,764 --> 00:11:53,846 I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO FIND OUT THIS WAY, BUT... 275 00:11:54,709 --> 00:11:57,076 YOUR PARENTS ARE DIVORCED. 276 00:11:58,672 --> 00:12:00,050 - MY PARENTS? 277 00:12:00,607 --> 00:12:01,905 DIVORCED? 278 00:12:02,542 --> 00:12:04,104 OH, MY GOD... 279 00:12:05,579 --> 00:12:07,398 I'M FROM A BROKEN HOME. 280 00:12:09,115 --> 00:12:11,520 - CHARLIE, CHARLIE, ARE YOU OKAY? 281 00:12:11,615 --> 00:12:13,384 CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING? 282 00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:15,486 - MAYBE JUST A GLASS OF WATER. 283 00:12:15,522 --> 00:12:17,288 AND A SANDWICH. 284 00:12:19,092 --> 00:12:21,859 - CHARLES, THESE THINGS HAPPEN ALL THE TIME, 285 00:12:21,895 --> 00:12:23,728 YOU'RE BLOWING IT OUT OF PROPORTION. 286 00:12:23,763 --> 00:12:25,430 - ME? WHAT ABOUT YOU? 287 00:12:25,465 --> 00:12:27,498 DR. STRANGELOVE HERE SHOWS YOU HIS FANCY HOUSE, 288 00:12:27,534 --> 00:12:29,400 SUCKS A LITTLE FACE, AND SUDDENLY 289 00:12:29,436 --> 00:12:31,235 YOU'RE WILLING TO THROW DAD OUT INTO THE COLD. 290 00:12:31,271 --> 00:12:32,770 - CHARLES, THE TRUTH IS 291 00:12:32,806 --> 00:12:34,872 THAT YOUR FATHER AND I DON'T LOVE EACH OTHER ANY MORE. 292 00:12:34,908 --> 00:12:36,735 - SO? WHATEVER HAPPENED 293 00:12:36,782 --> 00:12:38,879 TO STAYING TOGETHER FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN? 294 00:12:40,213 --> 00:12:42,246 - YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY A CHILD. 295 00:12:42,282 --> 00:12:44,515 CLOSE, BUT NOT EXACTLY. 296 00:12:44,551 --> 00:12:46,794 - IT'S TOO LATE FOR FLATTERY, MOM. 297 00:12:47,282 --> 00:12:48,869 YOU'VE BROKEN MY HEART. 298 00:12:48,970 --> 00:12:50,121 AND YOU HELPED. 299 00:12:50,156 --> 00:12:51,756 - CHARLIE, PLEASE, LISTEN, 300 00:12:51,791 --> 00:12:53,324 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 301 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:55,226 - MAN, I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS BUMMED OUT 302 00:12:55,261 --> 00:12:57,295 SINCE CHEECH & CHONG BROKE UP. 303 00:13:04,371 --> 00:13:07,905 - LAVERNE... - JUNK, JUNK, BILL, 304 00:13:07,941 --> 00:13:10,174 BILL, BILL, JUNK. 305 00:13:10,210 --> 00:13:12,510 BILL, JUNK... HA, HA, HA. 306 00:13:12,545 --> 00:13:14,420 ELVIS STAMP. 307 00:13:15,384 --> 00:13:17,129 AND LOOKY HERE. 308 00:13:17,917 --> 00:13:21,052 ANOTHER CHECK FROM THE INSURANCE COMPANY. 309 00:13:21,087 --> 00:13:23,621 AND FOR THE EXACT AMOUNT. - GOOD, THAT'S GREAT. 310 00:13:23,657 --> 00:13:25,256 I'M GLAD YOU FINALLY GOT IT STRAIGHTENED OUT. 311 00:13:25,291 --> 00:13:27,102 - OH, IT WASN'T EASY EITHER. 312 00:13:27,157 --> 00:13:28,946 BOY, THEY GAVE ME THE RUNAROUND. 313 00:13:28,985 --> 00:13:31,659 I MUST HAVE TALKED TO EVERY DEPARTMENT IN THAT COMPANY. 314 00:13:31,855 --> 00:13:34,222 I CALLED BACK, AND I STARTED TAKIN' NAMES. 315 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:37,111 - NOTHING STOPS YOU. 316 00:13:39,596 --> 00:13:42,764 - I FINALLY GOT THROUGH TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE COMPANY. 317 00:13:42,799 --> 00:13:44,499 - REALLY? HE ACTUALLY TOOK YOUR CALL? 318 00:13:44,534 --> 00:13:46,968 - YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW FAR AN ARKANSAS ACCENT 319 00:13:47,003 --> 00:13:49,704 AND THE PHRASE "FRIEND OF BILL" GOES THESE DAYS. 320 00:13:50,833 --> 00:13:53,308 - YOU WENT THROUGH ALL THAT TROUBLE FOR $26? 321 00:13:53,343 --> 00:13:56,010 - DOCTOR, THIS $26 MIGHT BE IMPORTANT 322 00:13:56,046 --> 00:13:57,964 TO SOMEBODY WHO'S NOT GETTIN' IT. 323 00:13:58,224 --> 00:14:00,081 BUT I'M DONE WITH THIS INSURANCE COMPANY, 324 00:14:00,116 --> 00:14:01,983 LAVERNE TODD'S A-TAKIN' HER BUSINESS ELSEWHERE. 325 00:14:02,018 --> 00:14:04,647 - IT'S A GOOD IDEA, LAVERNE. - WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR GUY? 326 00:14:08,024 --> 00:14:09,958 - MY GUY? - YEAH, YOUR GOOD FRIEND 327 00:14:09,993 --> 00:14:11,860 THAT HAS AN INSURANCE COMPANY? 328 00:14:12,015 --> 00:14:13,695 - I DON'T REMEMBER, I FORGOT HIS NAME. 329 00:14:13,730 --> 00:14:15,915 - HE WAS BEST MAN AT YOUR WEDDIN'. 330 00:14:16,933 --> 00:14:19,167 - WELL, I MEAN, THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE-- 331 00:14:19,202 --> 00:14:21,836 - EXCUSE ME, I'M LOOKING FOR DOCTOR WILSON'S OFFICE. 332 00:14:21,871 --> 00:14:23,438 - CLOSE ENOUGH! HERE WE GO, RIGHT IN HERE. 333 00:14:23,473 --> 00:14:24,839 THERE YOU GO. 334 00:14:30,246 --> 00:14:32,747 - HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME ABOUT THE DIVORCE? 335 00:14:32,782 --> 00:14:35,450 - I FORGOT, I WENT SHOPPING. 336 00:14:37,587 --> 00:14:39,087 - BUT WHY, MOM? 337 00:14:39,122 --> 00:14:41,389 - I NEEDED A NEW HALTER-TOP. 338 00:14:41,424 --> 00:14:43,391 OH, CHARLES, 339 00:14:43,426 --> 00:14:45,727 THE MARRIAGE JUST WASN'T WORTH SAVING. 340 00:14:45,762 --> 00:14:49,030 - WHY, JUST BECAUSE DAD NEVER TOOK THE GARBAGE OUT, 341 00:14:49,065 --> 00:14:50,565 OR SHUT THE BATHROOM DOOR, 342 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,467 OR CLEARED MORE THAN 18 GRAND A YEAR? 343 00:14:52,502 --> 00:14:55,670 - 16,500, BUT THERE WAS A BIGGER REASON. 344 00:14:55,705 --> 00:14:58,906 A SPECIAL PART OF OUR LIFE TOGETHER WAS MISSING. 345 00:14:58,942 --> 00:15:01,676 A WOMAN HAS CERTAIN NEEDS. 346 00:15:01,711 --> 00:15:03,311 - OH, GROSS, I DON'T WANNA BE TALKING 347 00:15:03,346 --> 00:15:05,289 ABOUT THIS WITH MY MOTHER. 348 00:15:06,416 --> 00:15:08,182 - IT'S YOUR FATHER, CHARLES. 349 00:15:08,218 --> 00:15:10,816 - YOU MEAN...HE CAN'T? - OF COURSE HE CAN. 350 00:15:10,856 --> 00:15:12,313 HE JUST WON'T. 351 00:15:13,189 --> 00:15:15,523 HE SAYS IF HE'S GONNA SPEND THAT MUCH ENERGY ON SOMETHING, 352 00:15:15,558 --> 00:15:17,659 HE'D AT LEAST LIKE A NICE LAWN TO SHOW FOR IT. 353 00:15:21,038 --> 00:15:24,232 - GEEZ, MOM, IF YOU WANTED TO HAVE GREAT SEX, 354 00:15:24,267 --> 00:15:26,322 WHY'D YOU GET MARRIED? 355 00:15:26,970 --> 00:15:29,103 - CHARLES, I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND 356 00:15:29,139 --> 00:15:30,638 HOW FRUSTRATED I'VE BEEN. 357 00:15:30,674 --> 00:15:33,241 THE OTHER NIGHT, WHEN I KISSED YOUR FRIEND, HARRY, 358 00:15:33,276 --> 00:15:35,476 WELL, HE MADE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN. 359 00:15:35,512 --> 00:15:37,118 - OH, GEEZ... 360 00:15:37,948 --> 00:15:40,833 - HARRY WESTON HAPPENS TO BE A VERY ATTRACTIVE MAN. 361 00:15:40,958 --> 00:15:43,163 SOMEONE I COULD GROW QUITE FOND OF. 362 00:15:43,253 --> 00:15:44,899 - YOU AND HARRY? 363 00:15:45,865 --> 00:15:47,364 NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 364 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,047 - THINK ABOUT IT, CHARLES. 365 00:15:51,103 --> 00:15:53,014 - EWW... 366 00:15:56,508 --> 00:15:59,176 - OOHHH! - HI, CAROL. 367 00:16:02,114 --> 00:16:04,782 - THAT WAS THE WORST TRIP OF MY LIFE. 368 00:16:04,817 --> 00:16:06,650 PATRICK'S MOTHER IS IMPOSSIBLE. 369 00:16:06,686 --> 00:16:08,752 THE WOMAN TALKED ABOUT HERSELF ENDLESSLY. 370 00:16:08,788 --> 00:16:09,920 SHE WAS SO SELF-CENTERED, 371 00:16:09,956 --> 00:16:11,055 I COULDN'T GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE. 372 00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:12,823 - WELL, YOU-- - AND THE WAY 373 00:16:12,858 --> 00:16:14,391 SHE MONOPOLIZED PATRICK'S ATTENTION. 374 00:16:14,427 --> 00:16:16,193 YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT SHE WAS QUEEN BEE. 375 00:16:16,228 --> 00:16:18,436 - WELL, IT WAS MOTHER'S DAY, CAROL. 376 00:16:19,966 --> 00:16:22,275 - YES, BUT I WAS THE GUEST. 377 00:16:23,135 --> 00:16:25,569 OH, AND SHE WAS SO CONTROLLING. 378 00:16:25,605 --> 00:16:27,404 I MEAN, SHE MANIPULATED EVERY SITUATION 379 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:28,906 SO THAT IT BENEFITED HER. 380 00:16:28,941 --> 00:16:31,308 I MEAN, I JUST COULDN'T IMAGINE GROWING UP WITH SUCH A PERSON. 381 00:16:31,344 --> 00:16:33,595 - BELIEVE ME, IT WASN'T EASY. 382 00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:37,752 - HI, HONEY, I THOUGHT I RECOGNIZED THAT SCREAM. 383 00:16:38,150 --> 00:16:39,650 YOU'RE BACK A LITTLE EARLY, AREN'T YOU? 384 00:16:39,685 --> 00:16:42,419 - I COULD NOT GET OUT OF THAT HELL HOLE SOON ENOUGH, 385 00:16:42,455 --> 00:16:43,954 IT WAS HORRIBLE, AND OF COURSE, 386 00:16:43,990 --> 00:16:46,156 PATRICK WAS ALWAYS ON HIS MOMMY'S SIDE. 387 00:16:46,192 --> 00:16:48,626 AND, YES, THAT'S WHAT HE STILL CALLS HER. 388 00:16:48,661 --> 00:16:50,361 CAN YOU IMAGINE A GROWN MAN 389 00:16:50,396 --> 00:16:52,338 CALLING HIS MOTHER "MOMMY," DADDY? 390 00:17:04,076 --> 00:17:06,479 - AS LONG AS YOU HAD A NICE TIME, DEAR. 391 00:17:07,346 --> 00:17:10,048 - YOU HAVEN'T HEARD A WORD I'VE SAID, HAVE YOU, DADDY? 392 00:17:10,541 --> 00:17:13,341 FROM NOW ON, I'M NOT UNBURDENING MYSELF 393 00:17:13,377 --> 00:17:15,424 TO ANYONE IN THIS HOUSE. 394 00:17:16,146 --> 00:17:17,779 both: YES! 395 00:17:18,572 --> 00:17:20,290 - I HEARD THAT! 396 00:17:21,852 --> 00:17:23,718 - HONEY, I'M GONNA TAKE DREYF FOR A WALK, 397 00:17:23,754 --> 00:17:25,253 DO ME A FAVOR-- OPEN THE DOOR A CRACK 398 00:17:25,289 --> 00:17:27,522 AND SEE IF MRS. DIETZ IS STILL OUT THERE SUNBATHING. 399 00:17:31,094 --> 00:17:32,928 - YEP. - IS THERE, UH, 400 00:17:32,963 --> 00:17:34,462 ANY WAY I CAN SNEAK BY? 401 00:17:34,498 --> 00:17:37,599 - I DON'T THINK SO, SHE'S LYING ON THE HOOD OF YOUR CAR. 402 00:17:39,169 --> 00:17:41,169 - DAMN. ALL RIGHT, COME ON, DREYF. 403 00:17:41,204 --> 00:17:42,958 YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. GO. 404 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:45,340 - OH, COME ON, DAD, 405 00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:47,309 MRS. DIETZ IS JUST TRYING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION, 406 00:17:47,344 --> 00:17:49,377 I THINK IT'S CUTE. - CUTE? 407 00:17:49,413 --> 00:17:51,146 YOU WOULDN'T THINK IT WAS SO CUTE IF YOU SAW HER 408 00:17:51,181 --> 00:17:52,514 CHASING ME AROUND HERE LAST TIME. 409 00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:54,668 IT MADE ME FEEL SO... CHEAP. 410 00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:59,020 - WELL, DAD, MAYBE YOU SENT HER THE WRONG SIGNALS, 411 00:17:59,056 --> 00:18:00,889 I MEAN, SHE'S A NEWLY DIVORCED WOMAN, 412 00:18:00,924 --> 00:18:02,614 AND YOU'RE AN ELIGIBLE BACHELOR, AND... 413 00:18:02,699 --> 00:18:05,521 YOU WERE WEARING YOUR "COME-AND-GET-ME" CARDIGAN. 414 00:18:06,763 --> 00:18:09,464 - THAT DAMN SWEATER HAS GOTTEN ME IN MORE JAMS. 415 00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:12,834 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, I JUST HAVE TO GO TALK TO HER, 416 00:18:12,869 --> 00:18:14,549 THAT'S ALL. - HARRY. 417 00:18:15,039 --> 00:18:17,872 LISTEN, I HAD A TALK WITH MY MOM. 418 00:18:17,908 --> 00:18:19,774 IT WAS HARD FOR ME TO ACCEPT IT AT FIRST, 419 00:18:19,810 --> 00:18:21,395 BUT I WRESTLED WITH IT AND... 420 00:18:21,484 --> 00:18:24,913 WELL, DAD, SIS, I FEEL LIKE A FAMILY HUG. 421 00:18:27,217 --> 00:18:29,217 - CHARLIE, CHARLIE, WHAT'S GOING ON? 422 00:18:29,252 --> 00:18:31,620 - HEY, WHO AM I TO STAND ON THE WAY OF TWO CRAZY KIDS 423 00:18:31,655 --> 00:18:33,774 TAKIN' A CHANCE ON LOVE? 424 00:18:34,691 --> 00:18:37,702 - CHARLIE, WE'RE NOT IN LOVE. - WELL, YOU'RE NOT KIDS, EITHER. 425 00:18:38,261 --> 00:18:40,428 BUT AS LONG AS YOU'RE HAPPY, WE'RE HAPPY, RIGHT, SIS? 426 00:18:40,464 --> 00:18:42,797 - CHARLIE, I'M NOT YOUR SISTER. - WELL, NOT YET, 427 00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:45,266 WHICH REMINDS ME, THIS MAY BE YOUR LAST CHANCE 428 00:18:45,302 --> 00:18:47,869 TO HAVE YOUR WAY WITH ME BEFORE SOCIETY FROWNS ON US. 429 00:18:49,387 --> 00:18:50,795 - GET REAL. 430 00:18:51,575 --> 00:18:54,376 - OKAY...HARRY, YOU WANNA GO DO SOME FATHER-SON STUFF? 431 00:18:54,411 --> 00:18:55,944 YOU KNOW, PLAY CATCH, FLY A KITE, 432 00:18:55,979 --> 00:18:57,686 TAKE IN A PEEP SHOW? 433 00:18:58,515 --> 00:18:59,921 - CHARLIE, LISTEN, YOU AND I GOTTA GET 434 00:18:59,968 --> 00:19:01,552 A FEW THINGS STRAIGHTENED OUT. 435 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,836 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA TAKE OFF YOUR BELT, ARE YOU? 436 00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:06,297 - NO, JUST SIT DOWN. NOW, LOOK... 437 00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:10,474 FIRST OF ALL, I'M NOT GONNA BE YOUR DAD. 438 00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:12,583 I'M NOT MARRYING YOUR MOTHER. 439 00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:15,748 - WHAT HAPPENED, HARRY? YOU TWO SEEMED SO GOOD TOGETHER. 440 00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:18,088 - CHARLIE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR MOTHER TOLD YOU, 441 00:19:18,123 --> 00:19:20,357 BUT THERE'S NOTHING BETWEEN US-- THERE'S NO RELATIONSHIP, 442 00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:23,227 NO FUTURE, NO ATTRACTION, THERE'S ABSO--NO--NO NOTHING. 443 00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:25,463 - MAYBE IF YOU WENT TO COUNSELING. 444 00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:32,002 - CHARLIE, UH, YOUR MOTHER IS A VERY NICE WOMAN, 445 00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:34,605 I'M JUST NOT INTERESTED. - THIS IS ALL SO SUDDEN. 446 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,139 FIRST I HAVE A DAD, THEN I DON'T, 447 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,075 THEN I HAVE A STEPDAD, THEN I DON'T. 448 00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:40,210 - WELL, I'M SORRY. 449 00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:41,745 - CAN I STILL CALL YOU DAD? 450 00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,248 - [shudders] NO. 451 00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,282 - CAN I GIVE YOU A HUG? 452 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,331 - JUST... JUST A LITTLE ONE. 453 00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:55,957 OH, GOD... 454 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,333 SO, DEAR, I--I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND, 455 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,868 I NEVER MEANT TO LEAD YOU ON, 456 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:06,670 AND IF I DID SOMETHING OR SAID SOMETHING 457 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:09,640 THAT MADE YOU FEEL OTHERWISE, I APOLOGIZE. 458 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:12,776 - OH, HARRY, I'M THE ONE THAT SHOULD BE APOLOGIZING. 459 00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:15,679 I MUST HAVE COME ON AS SO DESPERATE, I-- 460 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,715 OH, I'M SO EMBARRASSED. - NO, NO, PLEASE, 461 00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:20,851 DON'T DO THAT. IT WAS JUST A MISUNDERSTANDING. 462 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,686 - NO KIDDING--I WAS READING BETWEEN LINES 463 00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:23,854 THAT WEREN'T EVEN THERE. 464 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,290 IMAGINING THAT SOMEONE AS DASHING AS YOU 465 00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:29,952 COULD BE INTERESTED IN A PLAIN JANE LIKE ME. 466 00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:33,330 GOD, I--I FEEL LIKE A SILLY OLD FOOL... 467 00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:36,233 - OH, URSULA, DEAR, COME ON, DON'T DO THIS TO YOURSELF. 468 00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:37,334 NOW, LOOK... 469 00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:38,969 I THINK YOU'RE A LOVELY LADY. 470 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,470 - REALLY? 471 00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:44,675 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, BUT I ALSO THINK 472 00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:47,110 THAT YOUR INTEREST IN ME CAME FROM LONELINESS. 473 00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:49,212 IT WAS JUST A REBOUND THING. 474 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,314 - OH, OF COURSE YOU'RE RIGHT. 475 00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:51,615 I GUESS THIS DIVORCE 476 00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:54,084 TOOK A BIGGER TOLL ON ME THAN I REALIZED. 477 00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:56,119 - WELL, COME ON, YOU HANG IN THERE. 478 00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:57,988 YOU'RE GONNA BE JUST FINE. 479 00:20:58,023 --> 00:20:59,189 OH, I'M SORRY I GOT-- 480 00:20:59,224 --> 00:21:01,191 MY WATCH IS CAUGHT ON YOUR SWEATER HERE. 481 00:21:01,226 --> 00:21:03,296 - OH, HERE, LET ME HELP YOU. 482 00:21:03,492 --> 00:21:05,228 BOY, IF THIS HAD HAPPENED THE OTHER NIGHT, 483 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,064 I MIGHT'VE THOUGHT YOU WERE MAKING A MOVE ON ME. 484 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,298 - HA, HA, BUT I'M NOT! 485 00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:10,033 [laughs heartily] 486 00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:12,235 OH, BOY, THIS IS REALLY STUCK HERE. 487 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,971 - BUT ABOUT THIS REBOUND THING. 488 00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,439 SURE, IT'S ONLY TEMPORARY, 489 00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:17,140 BUT I UNDERSTAND IT COULD BE VERY EXCITING. 490 00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:18,508 - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 491 00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:20,844 NOW, LET'S--LET'S NOT LOSE ANY GROUND HERE. 492 00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:23,380 - OH, COME ON, HARRY, WE'RE NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER, 493 00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:25,148 WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU AND I GO IN THAT ROOM, 494 00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:27,017 AND REBOUND OUR BRAINS OUT? 495 00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:29,319 - OH, BOY, THAT'S IT! OOP! THAT'S IT. 496 00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:31,451 BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU JUST... 497 00:21:31,479 --> 00:21:33,624 WHY DON'T YOU JUST KEEP THE WATCH... 498 00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:37,383 AS A MEMENTO OF--OF-- OF THE GREAT TIME 499 00:21:37,418 --> 00:21:39,418 YOU HAD HERE. - I'D RATHER KEEP THE OWNER. 500 00:21:39,454 --> 00:21:41,621 - NO, YOU WOULDN'T! I WOULDN'T THINK SO! 501 00:21:41,656 --> 00:21:43,689 LISTEN, I-- LISTEN, YOU--I-- 502 00:21:43,725 --> 00:21:46,292 UM, YOU--YOU HAVE A SAFE TRIP HOME, 503 00:21:46,327 --> 00:21:48,261 AND... [muttering] 504 00:21:48,296 --> 00:21:49,362 BYE! 505 00:21:50,774 --> 00:21:51,797 - "TIMEX." 506 00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:53,310 SOME DOCTOR... 507 00:21:54,602 --> 00:21:56,836 - WHOA. THE WAY HARRY JUMPED OVER THAT FENCE, 508 00:21:56,871 --> 00:21:59,303 YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT A PIT-BULL WAS AFTER HIM. 509 00:22:00,909 --> 00:22:02,585 WHAT YOU GOT THERE, MOM? 510 00:22:03,111 --> 00:22:05,152 - YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT. - [gasps] 511 00:22:05,647 --> 00:22:07,179 WOW, A TIMEX! 512 00:22:07,215 --> 00:22:09,294 YOU REALLY DO LOVE ME! 513 00:22:10,151 --> 00:22:11,717 HUG? - NO. 514 00:22:11,753 --> 00:22:15,265 - A LITTLE ONE? - MAYBE JUST A LITTLE ONE. 515 00:22:28,374 --> 00:22:30,323 WELL CHARLES, COOKIES AND MILK. 516 00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:33,267 - OH, THANKS, MA. - GET YOUR OWN. 517 00:22:34,953 --> 00:22:37,187 WHAT ARE YOU READING? - OH, THIS GREAT BOOK, 518 00:22:37,222 --> 00:22:39,622 OEDIPUS REX. - HMM, NEVER HEARD OF IT. 519 00:22:39,658 --> 00:22:42,092 - OH, CAROL LENT IT TO ME. IT'S REALLY GETTING GOOD. 520 00:22:46,264 --> 00:22:48,732 - EW! - EW! 521 00:22:48,782 --> 00:22:53,332 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 38671

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