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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:51,932 --> 00:00:55,848 You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack 2 00:00:55,937 --> 00:00:59,475 You may find yourself in another part of the world 3 00:00:59,568 --> 00:01:03,316 You may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile 4 00:01:03,404 --> 00:01:09,243 You may find yourself in a beautif ul house with a beautif ul wife 5 00:01:09,330 --> 00:01:14,788 You may ask yourself, "Well...how did I get here?" 6 00:01:14,878 --> 00:01:18,924 Letting the days go by ... let the water hold me down 7 00:01:19,900 --> 00:01:22,841 Letting the days go by ... water flowing underground 8 00:01:22,930 --> 00:01:26,597 Into the blue again ... after the money's gone 9 00:01:26,685 --> 00:01:31,148 Once in a lifetime ... water flowing underground 10 00:01:31,233 --> 00:01:35,446 You may ask yourself, "How do I work this?" 11 00:01:35,530 --> 00:01:39,660 You may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?" 12 00:01:39,161 --> 00:01:42,946 You may tell yourself, "This is not my beautif ul house" 13 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:46,292 You may tell yourself, "This is not my beautif ul wife" 14 00:01:46,378 --> 00:01:50,377 Letting the days go by ... let the water hold me down 15 00:01:50,466 --> 00:01:54,334 Letting the days go by ... water flowing underground 16 00:01:54,429 --> 00:01:58,215 Into the blue again ... after the money's gone 17 00:01:58,309 --> 00:02:02,226 Once in a lifetime ... water flowing underground 18 00:02:02,315 --> 00:02:04,107 Same as it ever was 19 00:02:04,192 --> 00:02:06,186 Same as it ever was 20 00:02:06,279 --> 00:02:09,310 Same as it ever was 21 00:02:23,258 --> 00:02:25,251 Time isn't holding us 22 00:02:25,344 --> 00:02:27,256 Time isn't after us 23 00:02:27,348 --> 00:02:29,341 Time isn't holding us 24 00:02:29,434 --> 00:02:31,308 Time doesn't hold you back 25 00:02:31,394 --> 00:02:33,223 Time isn't holding us 26 00:02:33,314 --> 00:02:35,188 Time isn't after us 27 00:02:35,275 --> 00:02:39,226 Time isn't holding us 28 00:02:39,323 --> 00:02:43,368 Letting the days go by 29 00:02:43,452 --> 00:02:47,238 Letting the days go by 30 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:51,461 Letting the days go by 31 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:55,379 Once in a lifetime 32 00:02:55,468 --> 00:02:59,514 Letting the days go by 33 00:02:59,599 --> 00:03:03,515 Letting the days go by 34 00:03:03,603 --> 00:03:07,305 Letting the days go by 35 00:03:07,398 --> 00:03:13,321 Once in a lifetime 36 00:03:29,940 --> 00:03:32,464 Oh, shut up, you putz. 37 00:03:39,274 --> 00:03:40,817 Ah! 38 00:03:45,991 --> 00:03:48,780 Hi, dad. I just want you to know 39 00:03:48,871 --> 00:03:51,290 why I'm being so silent lately. 40 00:03:51,123 --> 00:03:52,832 Now, it's nothing personal, 41 00:03:52,917 --> 00:03:55,588 but I feel it's very hard to express myself in words. 42 00:03:55,671 --> 00:03:58,838 Here is a tape which expresses my state of mind right now. 43 00:03:58,925 --> 00:04:00,301 ... Ooh! Oh! ... Ooh! Oh! 44 00:04:35,974 --> 00:04:39,224 ... Ooh! Oh! ... Ooh! Oh! 45 00:04:39,311 --> 00:04:42,598 My son, the filmmaker. 46 00:04:46,570 --> 00:04:49,775 I've got to call the sprinkler man now. Jesus! 47 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:10,480 Ah, there we are. 48 00:05:10,141 --> 00:05:11,934 Mmm. Mmm. 49 00:05:16,943 --> 00:05:19,232 Mr. Whiteman, what a nice new "humpsuit." 50 00:05:19,322 --> 00:05:22,323 Carmen, limpie las ... Oh, how do you say "candelabras"? Candela-baras? 51 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:24,318 Candelabros. 52 00:05:24,410 --> 00:05:27,810 Barbara, for crying out loud, she speaks very good English. 53 00:05:27,164 --> 00:05:30,498 I know that, but the next time we go to Mexico, I intend to be prepared for any emergen-cia. 54 00:05:30,585 --> 00:05:31,866 ... Emergencia. ... Emer-gencia. 55 00:05:31,963 --> 00:05:33,872 ... Where's Jenny? ... She's asleep. 56 00:05:33,965 --> 00:05:35,245 Vaya al "marcardo." 57 00:05:35,341 --> 00:05:36,586 ... Mercado. ... Merca-do. 58 00:05:36,677 --> 00:05:38,421 Family, scene one, take one. 59 00:05:38,514 --> 00:05:40,672 Pr eparing the feast, my father, Dave Whiteman ... 60 00:05:40,766 --> 00:05:42,225 Get out of here, Max. 61 00:05:42,309 --> 00:05:44,137 How do you think Steven Spielberg got started? 62 00:05:44,229 --> 00:05:46,210 How do you feel this Thanksgiving? 63 00:05:46,105 --> 00:05:48,990 How do I feel? I'll tell you how I feel. 64 00:05:48,192 --> 00:05:51,630 I feel like my son should stop acting ridiculous on this day 65 00:05:51,154 --> 00:05:53,776 when we should all be giving thanks for our blessings. 66 00:05:53,865 --> 00:05:55,610 And guilty. 67 00:05:55,702 --> 00:05:57,493 Yeah, we should all be feeling a little guilty. 68 00:05:57,578 --> 00:05:58,907 People are starving in the world. 69 00:05:58,998 --> 00:06:00,196 Guilt is useless. 70 00:06:00,290 --> 00:06:01,951 Your swami tell you that? 71 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:03,158 My yogi, Ranbir. 72 00:06:05,460 --> 00:06:06,327 I thought this was a holiday. 73 00:06:06,424 --> 00:06:07,883 It's the caterer with the turkey. 74 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:09,628 Arrival of the bird. 75 00:06:09,719 --> 00:06:11,298 Carmen, la "porta," por favor. 76 00:06:11,389 --> 00:06:13,217 Why doesn't he use the service entrance? 77 00:06:13,308 --> 00:06:14,850 Sal, why don't you ... 78 00:06:14,934 --> 00:06:16,216 Carmen, I f orgot. 79 00:06:16,312 --> 00:06:18,471 Come on, come on, let's go. 80 00:06:18,564 --> 00:06:22,100 Ah, the sister, the princess, back home from Sarah Lawrence. 81 00:06:22,195 --> 00:06:23,393 Morning! 82 00:06:23,489 --> 00:06:24,947 I'm going to the beach, okay? 83 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:26,230 If Stacey calls, tell her that I left alr eady. 84 00:06:26,325 --> 00:06:27,784 No breakfast? 85 00:06:27,869 --> 00:06:29,528 I'll get something down there. 86 00:06:29,620 --> 00:06:31,329 Bye, dad. 87 00:06:31,414 --> 00:06:33,537 Goodbye, Max. 88 00:06:35,670 --> 00:06:38,625 All I seem to do is wave to her. 89 00:06:38,715 --> 00:06:41,671 For years, she's been nothing but a blur with a nice smell. 90 00:06:41,763 --> 00:06:43,719 Al, Al, Al ... is the bird big enough? 91 00:06:43,806 --> 00:06:45,301 My f ather loves white meat. 92 00:06:45,391 --> 00:06:47,350 Your bird's bigger than Mel Brooks' bird, 93 00:06:47,436 --> 00:06:49,429 and he's got 15 people coming, Mr. W. 94 00:06:49,522 --> 00:06:50,932 Is he nice ... Mel Brooks? 95 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:52,186 Very sweet man. 96 00:06:54,821 --> 00:06:55,900 Get the door! 97 00:06:55,989 --> 00:06:57,982 Come on, get the door! Let's go! 98 00:06:58,740 --> 00:06:59,355 This dog is crazy! 99 00:07:03,999 --> 00:07:07,583 Come on, Kerouac, let Jerry sleep. 100 00:07:17,933 --> 00:07:22,312 Hello. You look hungry, huh? 101 00:07:22,398 --> 00:07:25,234 Yeah, you want what I've got here? 102 00:07:25,317 --> 00:07:28,189 Yeah, isn't that good? 103 00:07:34,662 --> 00:07:35,944 Hey... 104 00:07:36,410 --> 00:07:38,829 hey, are you lost? 105 00:07:38,918 --> 00:07:41,410 You don't have a collar on, huh? 106 00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:44,258 Yeah, you want to come home with me? 107 00:07:44,343 --> 00:07:46,501 My husband's gonna kill me. 108 00:07:46,595 --> 00:07:48,636 Come on. Come on. 109 00:07:55,274 --> 00:07:57,895 Yeah, come on. 110 00:07:57,986 --> 00:07:59,694 That's right. 111 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:01,523 Let me show you something. 112 00:08:01,614 --> 00:08:03,324 This is our mobile-home parks. 113 00:08:03,409 --> 00:08:04,820 This is our San Diego park. 114 00:08:04,911 --> 00:08:06,739 We're talking about 500 units, Lou. 115 00:08:06,831 --> 00:08:08,491 Jenny, you want some more meat? 116 00:08:08,583 --> 00:08:10,492 I ate at the beach, dad. 117 00:08:10,584 --> 00:08:13,457 What kind of people live in those trailer parks? 118 00:08:13,549 --> 00:08:16,419 Well, we got your nice retired people like Mel and Sadie. 119 00:08:16,509 --> 00:08:18,965 And you got your people who ar e sick and tired of the rat race. 120 00:08:19,550 --> 00:08:20,799 ... Let them pay their rent. ... Maybe I should move in to one of my parks. 121 00:08:20,891 --> 00:08:22,349 Could you hold the photo up higher, please? 122 00:08:22,434 --> 00:08:23,384 Max, Max, Max! 123 00:08:23,478 --> 00:08:25,638 Stop it, Max. 124 00:08:25,731 --> 00:08:27,605 You can walk on the fire ... on the coals ... no question. 125 00:08:27,691 --> 00:08:31,143 Yogi, can you teach my daughter to eat? 126 00:08:31,237 --> 00:08:34,572 That's a deeply neurotic statement, dad. Really. 127 00:08:34,658 --> 00:08:36,901 Carmen, las cranberries, por favor. 128 00:08:36,994 --> 00:08:39,487 There's no more white meat. I told you I love white meat. 129 00:08:39,582 --> 00:08:40,992 The pooch ate the white meat. 130 00:08:41,830 --> 00:08:42,958 The pooch. 131 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:44,837 Barbara, next year, I'm using another caterer. 132 00:08:44,922 --> 00:08:46,796 Make sure you give me the receipts, Dave. 133 00:08:46,883 --> 00:08:49,890 Sidney, I would like to try and walk on hot coals. 134 00:08:49,178 --> 00:08:51,716 Is that a tax deduction, yogi ... to walk on hot coals? 135 00:08:51,806 --> 00:08:53,466 Yes. 136 00:08:53,558 --> 00:08:56,727 It is? Then walk on hot coals. I don't care. 137 00:08:58,107 --> 00:08:59,600 How's your family, Carmen? 138 00:08:59,691 --> 00:09:01,602 Not so very good, Senora Waltzberg. 139 00:09:01,694 --> 00:09:04,564 My brother ... he's trying to come up her e to find a job. 140 00:09:04,655 --> 00:09:06,660 Mm-hmm. What does he do? 141 00:09:06,157 --> 00:09:08,151 He cuts sugar cane in the fields. 142 00:09:08,242 --> 00:09:11,115 Not much call for that in Los Angeles. 143 00:09:14,543 --> 00:09:16,380 Who asked you? 144 00:09:17,464 --> 00:09:18,839 Matisse, stop that! 145 00:09:18,924 --> 00:09:20,631 Neurotic-dog scene, take one. 146 00:09:20,717 --> 00:09:22,592 You're the one that's neurotic. 147 00:09:22,679 --> 00:09:24,636 We're taking him to a dog psychiatrist. 148 00:09:24,722 --> 00:09:27,394 Father-and-son scene, take one. 149 00:09:27,477 --> 00:09:29,221 You know, Max, I think it's about time 150 00:09:29,312 --> 00:09:31,353 that you started learning the hanger business 151 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:33,314 and stopped wasting time with the camera. 152 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:34,515 I don't like hangers. 153 00:09:34,610 --> 00:09:36,485 You don't like hangers? 154 00:09:36,572 --> 00:09:38,647 It's hangers that clothe you, and it's hangers that feed you! 155 00:09:38,741 --> 00:09:40,402 It's hangers that pay for the Farchadat camera, 156 00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:43,163 for crying out loud! 157 00:09:43,247 --> 00:09:46,747 Max, Max, talk to me. Talk to me man-to-man. 158 00:09:46,835 --> 00:09:48,995 What's troubling you? What is it? 159 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:52,459 Perhaps we should all meditate for a moment. 160 00:10:12,619 --> 00:10:14,528 Kerouac? 161 00:10:17,334 --> 00:10:19,291 Kerouac? 162 00:10:26,304 --> 00:10:28,462 Kerouac! 163 00:10:40,362 --> 00:10:43,690 Did you see a little tan dog? 164 00:10:46,454 --> 00:10:47,997 Kerouac? 165 00:10:49,751 --> 00:10:52,400 Kerouac!! 166 00:11:49,286 --> 00:11:52,656 Anybody seen my dog? It's a little tan dog. 167 00:11:52,749 --> 00:11:54,373 I lost my little dog. 168 00:11:54,458 --> 00:11:56,868 No. 169 00:11:56,962 --> 00:11:59,206 I lost my little tan dog! 170 00:11:59,299 --> 00:12:02,217 Kerouac! 171 00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:04,296 Is he ... s-somebody got him? 172 00:12:04,389 --> 00:12:05,670 Excuse me, sir. 173 00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:07,640 Excuse me, you're going to have to leave. 174 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,700 No! I lost my goddamn dog! 175 00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:10,846 You have to leave. 176 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:13,181 You'r e going to have to leave the restaurant, yeah? 177 00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:14,651 Security is ... 178 00:12:14,736 --> 00:12:15,981 Kerouac! 179 00:12:25,830 --> 00:12:26,742 Well, well, well, well, well. 180 00:12:26,835 --> 00:12:29,291 ... What's the problem, Jerry? ... I lost my dog. 181 00:12:29,380 --> 00:12:31,373 ... He lost his dog. ... That's right. 182 00:12:31,467 --> 00:12:33,294 Look, I think what you ought to do 183 00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:35,592 is stop running around here harassing people ... 184 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,969 No, wait a minute. My dog was stolen. I think it was dognapped. 185 00:12:38,580 --> 00:12:39,766 I understand. It's going to be okay. 186 00:12:39,852 --> 00:12:41,975 Why don't you go downtown and take a bath? 187 00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:45,348 ... Hey! Screw you. I'm a citizen. ... Just r elax. 188 00:12:45,442 --> 00:12:48,895 ... I'm a citizen. ... Okay. Okay. 189 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:02,874 Well, I wish you could stay a little longer. 190 00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:04,758 I'll be back at Christmas. 191 00:13:04,844 --> 00:13:07,252 Maybe Jim will come home with me. 192 00:13:07,347 --> 00:13:09,838 Yeah, I'd like to meet him. 193 00:13:09,934 --> 00:13:11,760 It seems real serious. 194 00:13:11,852 --> 00:13:14,723 It's hard to find someone as nice as you, dad. 195 00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:19,394 What does he do ... this Jim guy? 196 00:13:19,487 --> 00:13:21,480 He's a road manager for a rock group. 197 00:13:21,572 --> 00:13:23,234 I hope he's not a drug addict. 198 00:13:23,326 --> 00:13:25,330 He smokes some grass, you know, 199 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:27,443 and he does a little cocaine once in a while, 200 00:13:27,538 --> 00:13:29,662 but I assure you he is perfectly normal. 201 00:13:29,751 --> 00:13:31,873 Jen, I want you to tell me that you don't do drugs. 202 00:13:31,961 --> 00:13:33,918 Dad, you've got to stop this inquisition, okay? 203 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:35,750 ... Okay, okay, okay. ... I'm 19 years old. 204 00:13:35,841 --> 00:13:38,512 I'm your father. 205 00:13:38,594 --> 00:13:43,560 Why does mother keep falling for all these gurus and charlatans? 206 00:13:43,142 --> 00:13:45,134 It's so '60s. 207 00:13:46,270 --> 00:13:48,181 ... Hey, hey, hey. ... What? 208 00:13:48,274 --> 00:13:50,350 You haven't said anything about the car. 209 00:13:50,443 --> 00:13:52,234 It's nice. 210 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:54,314 The white zone is for immediate loading... 211 00:13:54,407 --> 00:13:56,613 "Nice." 212 00:13:56,702 --> 00:14:00,720 It's not too, uh... too Beverly Hills? 213 00:14:00,165 --> 00:14:02,703 Dad, you do not have to justify anything. 214 00:14:02,792 --> 00:14:05,248 You work very, very hard for your money. 215 00:14:05,338 --> 00:14:08,257 Well, I guess I f eel, you know, a little guilty. 216 00:14:08,341 --> 00:14:10,216 ... Guilt sucks. ... Yeah. 217 00:14:10,303 --> 00:14:11,963 ... Kiss? ... Bye! 218 00:14:12,540 --> 00:14:14,759 The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading... 219 00:14:14,849 --> 00:14:18,980 Maybe they'll give her a good meal on the plane. 220 00:15:01,578 --> 00:15:04,449 ... I'm very worried about Jenny. ... Why? 221 00:15:04,540 --> 00:15:06,450 I think she's an anorexic. 222 00:15:06,543 --> 00:15:09,498 Anybody who doesn't snack all day is anorexic to you. 223 00:15:09,589 --> 00:15:12,756 Couldn't she go to school in California, huh? There are very good schools in Calif ornia. 224 00:15:12,842 --> 00:15:14,551 ... She just wanted a change. ... Gr eat schools. 225 00:15:14,636 --> 00:15:16,120 Who is this Jim guy anyway? 226 00:15:16,970 --> 00:15:17,556 I'm sure he's very nice, dear. 227 00:15:17,641 --> 00:15:19,383 You think they're having sex already? 228 00:15:19,476 --> 00:15:23,590 Dave, don't get yourself upset. 229 00:15:23,147 --> 00:15:26,399 What does that mean? What does that mean? 230 00:15:26,484 --> 00:15:27,944 Barbara, what does that mean? 231 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,524 It's a new age for women, honey. 232 00:15:29,614 --> 00:15:31,856 Barbara. 233 00:15:31,949 --> 00:15:33,695 Barbara. 234 00:15:33,787 --> 00:15:35,744 Do you know more than you're saying? 235 00:15:35,830 --> 00:15:38,618 I hope she is having sex. 236 00:15:38,709 --> 00:15:41,995 It's time. 237 00:15:42,890 --> 00:15:44,628 You got great shoulders, Barb. 238 00:15:44,717 --> 00:15:45,880 Must be the moon. 239 00:15:45,968 --> 00:15:47,344 Come on, I'm feeling very sexy. 240 00:15:47,429 --> 00:15:48,887 Who cares what the reason is? 241 00:15:48,972 --> 00:15:50,763 Dave, I ... I'm very depressed. 242 00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:52,261 Come on. 243 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,724 Come on, my little baby. 244 00:15:54,813 --> 00:15:56,640 Come on. Maybe it's too much meditating. 245 00:15:56,732 --> 00:15:58,311 Honey, I think it's an allergy. 246 00:15:58,401 --> 00:16:00,193 In fact, I'm convinced of it. So is Ranbir. 247 00:16:00,278 --> 00:16:03,446 Honey, please. Oh, honey, please. 248 00:16:03,533 --> 00:16:06,285 Maybe you're allergic to me. 249 00:16:06,369 --> 00:16:09,455 Dave, you're such a noodge. 250 00:16:09,541 --> 00:16:12,626 Barbara... 251 00:16:12,711 --> 00:16:14,420 you happy? 252 00:16:17,968 --> 00:16:19,379 I'm content. 253 00:16:19,470 --> 00:16:20,965 Sometimes I wonder. 254 00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:24,140 Dave, I'm changing. 255 00:16:24,226 --> 00:16:25,769 That causes stress. 256 00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:28,179 Why don't you take a couple of Tylenol? 257 00:16:28,273 --> 00:16:31,228 I'm not even going to dignify that with a response. 258 00:16:31,319 --> 00:16:33,277 The punk rockers 259 00:16:33,364 --> 00:16:34,905 will bring Baskin-Robbins ice cream. Nancy Reagan will... 260 00:16:34,989 --> 00:16:37,320 I'm very worried about Max. 261 00:16:37,118 --> 00:16:39,492 He seems very confused. 262 00:16:39,579 --> 00:16:42,701 I saw him in a tutu tonight. 263 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,870 Dave? 264 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:51,252 Dave... 265 00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:55,120 that was the cherry on the cake of my day. 266 00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,892 Thank you. 267 00:16:56,977 --> 00:16:58,804 Good night, honey. 268 00:16:58,896 --> 00:16:59,846 Good night, Barb. 269 00:16:59,940 --> 00:17:01,483 Oy. 270 00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:04,484 I can't think of a better way to celebrate... 271 00:17:04,570 --> 00:17:07,490 A dog's supposed to be loyal, goddamn it. 272 00:17:07,575 --> 00:17:09,698 Where in the hell's your loyalty? 273 00:17:09,786 --> 00:17:11,613 You're a mutt. 274 00:17:11,706 --> 00:17:14,162 You're an ungrateful mutt of a mongrel, that's what you are, 275 00:17:14,251 --> 00:17:15,579 you son of a bitch. 276 00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:18,754 You wait till I get my hands on you. 277 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:20,749 You son of a ... 278 00:17:20,842 --> 00:17:22,716 Kerouac! 279 00:17:33,984 --> 00:17:35,150 Hmm? 280 00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:40,529 Go for it, putz. 281 00:17:57,970 --> 00:18:00,134 Oh, Mr. Whiteman. Oh. 282 00:18:04,272 --> 00:18:06,681 You have to call me Dave. 283 00:18:06,775 --> 00:18:08,817 Oh, Dave. Dave. Mmm. 284 00:18:08,904 --> 00:18:11,989 Oh, I knew you would come tonight. 285 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:15,695 Senorita Rosalina Mendez de Meco. 286 00:18:17,332 --> 00:18:19,158 Oh! Oh! 287 00:18:19,251 --> 00:18:22,372 Oh, Mr. Whiteman. 288 00:18:23,797 --> 00:18:25,589 Shut up, you putz. 289 00:18:28,430 --> 00:18:30,387 I hate that dog so much. 290 00:18:36,439 --> 00:18:39,692 Oh, trouble at the Whiteman house. 291 00:18:46,370 --> 00:18:47,780 Oh, goddamn alarm! 292 00:18:47,872 --> 00:18:49,152 Cops are gonna come. 293 00:18:49,248 --> 00:18:50,743 Oh, I have no green card. 294 00:18:50,834 --> 00:18:53,835 I'll take care of this, pronto. 295 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:11,349 Close encounters of the fourth kind, take one! 296 00:19:11,444 --> 00:19:13,237 My house! My house! 297 00:19:13,322 --> 00:19:14,696 My house! 298 00:19:14,782 --> 00:19:16,407 No problem! No problem! It's okay! 299 00:19:16,493 --> 00:19:18,154 No robbery! Don't worry! 300 00:19:18,246 --> 00:19:20,119 Don't worry, that's okay. Ther e's no robbery at all. 301 00:19:20,206 --> 00:19:22,114 Well, we'll take a look around anyway, Mr. Whiteman. 302 00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:23,536 ... You never know. ... Sorry, Mr. Whiteman. 303 00:19:23,626 --> 00:19:25,380 Lance, Lance, what the hell ... 304 00:19:25,128 --> 00:19:26,671 why do these things keep happening? 305 00:19:26,755 --> 00:19:28,629 Could be the change in humidity or some animal. 306 00:19:28,717 --> 00:19:30,756 Some animal? I'm gonna need an alarm for the alarm. 307 00:19:30,844 --> 00:19:32,600 Get your hands off of them guns! 308 00:19:32,950 --> 00:19:35,217 I'm Orvis Goodnight! 309 00:19:35,309 --> 00:19:38,843 Record producer, you understand?! 310 00:19:38,937 --> 00:19:42,106 I live right across the str eet from this place! 311 00:19:42,192 --> 00:19:43,307 But I don't get 312 00:19:43,401 --> 00:19:45,526 this kind of service, no, sir! 313 00:19:45,612 --> 00:19:48,900 Two weeks ago, a thief tried to break in my house! 314 00:19:48,993 --> 00:19:51,781 Called the police ... good God almighty! 315 00:19:51,870 --> 00:19:56,000 It took 20 minutes for the policemen to arrive! 316 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:57,495 One little car! 317 00:19:57,587 --> 00:20:00,672 No dog! No chopper! 318 00:20:00,757 --> 00:20:04,209 And I know why I don't get the protection I am supposed to get! 319 00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:05,797 Because I'm black! 320 00:20:05,889 --> 00:20:07,717 Black! I'm a black man! 321 00:20:07,809 --> 00:20:11,940 Ain't no black man supposed to live in Beverly Hills! 322 00:20:11,188 --> 00:20:13,680 Let one black man stop to tie his shoes 323 00:20:13,775 --> 00:20:17,610 or scratch his behind on Rodeo Drive ... 324 00:20:17,154 --> 00:20:19,729 the S.W.A.T. team would parachute 325 00:20:19,825 --> 00:20:22,197 all down over my brother! 326 00:20:22,286 --> 00:20:24,408 I spent $3.6 million 327 00:20:24,497 --> 00:20:28,958 for that pile of stucco you see over there! 328 00:20:29,430 --> 00:20:31,380 I want the same protection ... 329 00:20:31,131 --> 00:20:32,626 the same protection 330 00:20:32,715 --> 00:20:35,172 that you give old David Whiteman over there! 331 00:20:35,259 --> 00:20:37,670 And I'm bringing in more brothers ... 332 00:20:37,764 --> 00:20:38,845 more brothers! 333 00:20:38,932 --> 00:20:39,964 Whoo, whoo! 334 00:20:42,604 --> 00:20:44,977 I'm gonna sue you, Whiteman! This dog is a killer dog! 335 00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:46,608 Matisse! 336 00:20:46,692 --> 00:20:47,807 He's gonna kill somebody! 337 00:20:47,902 --> 00:20:49,363 Max, stop it and come in, please! 338 00:20:49,447 --> 00:20:51,403 All right, thank you very much. 339 00:20:51,491 --> 00:20:53,862 Sorry, Mr. Whiteman, we ... first thing in the morning. 340 00:20:53,952 --> 00:20:56,526 Take care of it as soon as you can. Sorry to cause you all the trouble. 341 00:20:56,622 --> 00:21:00,406 All right, all right. Get that helicopter out of here, please! 342 00:21:14,937 --> 00:21:16,349 Kerouac! 343 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,354 Kerouac! 344 00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:45,919 Bueno. 345 00:22:46,140 --> 00:22:48,700 Bueno, Jesus. 346 00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:50,224 No. No, no, no, muy bueno, Jesus. 347 00:22:50,312 --> 00:22:52,435 I'll come down in a couple of days 348 00:22:52,523 --> 00:22:54,812 so that I can wish all the hombres ... 349 00:22:54,902 --> 00:22:56,894 Barbara, how do you say "happy new year" in Spanish? 350 00:22:56,987 --> 00:22:58,190 Feliz ano. 351 00:22:58,113 --> 00:22:59,358 Feliz anos. Okay? 352 00:23:31,615 --> 00:23:34,321 Yeah, sí. No, no, no, just, uh... 353 00:23:34,410 --> 00:23:38,160 me and my, uh... esposa... 354 00:23:38,249 --> 00:23:40,705 Hold on. Hold on. 355 00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:43,583 Barbara, is that the new pool man? 356 00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:46,707 Hey! 357 00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:49,850 Hey! 358 00:23:49,180 --> 00:23:50,211 Hey!! 359 00:23:55,605 --> 00:23:57,640 Call 911! 360 00:23:57,148 --> 00:23:58,311 Call 911! 361 00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:59,598 Call 911! 362 00:23:59,694 --> 00:24:00,856 Call 911! 363 00:24:00,945 --> 00:24:03,519 Call 911! 364 00:24:03,613 --> 00:24:04,990 Call 911! 365 00:24:08,705 --> 00:24:11,492 Call 911! 366 00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:13,292 Call 911! 367 00:24:25,309 --> 00:24:27,766 Call 911! 368 00:24:27,855 --> 00:24:29,530 Oh, my God! 369 00:24:29,149 --> 00:24:31,271 Oh, my God! Oh, Mr. Whiteman! 370 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:32,558 What's happening? 371 00:24:40,246 --> 00:24:42,653 Come on! Here, Dave! Come here! 372 00:24:42,749 --> 00:24:46,333 Dave! Help! Help! Call the paramedics! 373 00:24:46,420 --> 00:24:48,165 Over here, Dave! 374 00:24:48,255 --> 00:24:50,546 I got him! Here, Dave! 375 00:24:50,634 --> 00:24:53,470 I got him! I got him! I got him! 376 00:24:53,555 --> 00:24:56,474 Here, hold him! He's got rocks in his pocket. 377 00:24:56,559 --> 00:24:58,801 Hello? Operator! Operator! 378 00:24:58,896 --> 00:25:01,352 Oh, my God. I called 911 . 379 00:25:07,447 --> 00:25:08,610 What the hell? 380 00:25:08,698 --> 00:25:09,648 CPR! CPR! 381 00:25:09,743 --> 00:25:11,368 Yeah. 382 00:25:11,454 --> 00:25:14,823 Don't! Dave, you'll catch AIDS or plague or herpes! 383 00:25:14,915 --> 00:25:15,865 Oh, my God! 384 00:25:27,475 --> 00:25:28,341 Ahhhhh! 385 00:25:28,434 --> 00:25:31,800 He live! He live! 386 00:25:31,104 --> 00:25:33,809 Carmen, Carmen, Carmen! Get me some blankets! Get some brandy, quick! 387 00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:36,770 Quick! Quick! All right, all right, get him over to the chaise lounge. 388 00:25:36,861 --> 00:25:38,486 Come on! Come on, get him over! 389 00:25:38,572 --> 00:25:40,114 There we go. There we go. Hold him steady. 390 00:25:40,199 --> 00:25:41,907 There we go. 391 00:25:44,245 --> 00:25:47,746 The dog killed somebody. I told you. 392 00:25:50,670 --> 00:25:53,792 Okay, okay. Here, ta... drink this. Drink this. 393 00:25:56,887 --> 00:25:59,128 Oh, Christ, you got any Courvoisier? 394 00:25:59,222 --> 00:26:00,933 He must be in shock. Go on, drink. 395 00:26:01,180 --> 00:26:02,513 How long was he in the water? 396 00:26:02,602 --> 00:26:04,970 Not very long. I gave him CPR. 397 00:26:04,187 --> 00:26:05,599 He saved him ... muy macho. 398 00:26:05,690 --> 00:26:07,232 Would you please check my husband? 399 00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:09,226 He had his lips on this man's lips. 400 00:26:09,319 --> 00:26:11,147 ... Good work. ... Thank you. You feeling any better? 401 00:26:11,238 --> 00:26:13,660 What gives, amigo? 402 00:26:13,158 --> 00:26:14,783 ... "What gives"? You almost drowned. ... I know that. 403 00:26:14,869 --> 00:26:17,158 Nobody drowns in my backyard. 404 00:26:17,246 --> 00:26:19,730 Aw, Christ, if I'd have known that, I'd have gone somewhere else. 405 00:26:19,166 --> 00:26:21,622 How did he get in the yard? I didn't hear the alarm. 406 00:26:21,711 --> 00:26:23,454 ... I don't know. Barbara! ... I'm going to call Lance, Brad, the pool man. 407 00:26:23,547 --> 00:26:25,421 I'm going to make him check the water for bacteria. 408 00:26:25,508 --> 00:26:27,916 Barbara, I knew that lifesaving class would come in handy. 409 00:26:28,110 --> 00:26:30,870 Didn't I? Huh? I knew it. I knew it. Look at that. 410 00:26:30,180 --> 00:26:32,803 He's just drunk and disgusting. 411 00:26:32,893 --> 00:26:35,134 What are you talking about? He's a human being. Where's your sense of charity? 412 00:26:35,228 --> 00:26:37,222 A drunk, disgusting human being, and don't talk to me about charity. 413 00:26:37,314 --> 00:26:39,473 I volunteer three days a week at the free clinic. 414 00:26:39,567 --> 00:26:41,144 I am shocked at you, Barbara. I am really, really shocked, you know? 415 00:26:41,236 --> 00:26:43,640 There but for the grace of God go you or I. 416 00:26:43,155 --> 00:26:45,195 Oh, no, dear, not me. I would never sink so low. 417 00:26:45,283 --> 00:26:47,572 I'd kill myself first. 418 00:26:47,660 --> 00:26:49,738 ... Look, I have aerobics in 50 minutes. ... Go, go! 419 00:26:49,830 --> 00:26:51,990 ... I have brunch with Sheila at Neiman-Marcus. ... Who's stopping you? 420 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,207 Go right ahead. 421 00:26:56,841 --> 00:26:59,296 Are you sure you're all right? 422 00:26:59,385 --> 00:27:00,334 I'm fine. 423 00:27:00,428 --> 00:27:03,513 You are a hero, you know. 424 00:27:03,599 --> 00:27:05,887 I'm just a scaredy-cat. 425 00:27:05,977 --> 00:27:07,768 Listen, maybe the police could take him to the rescue mission or something. 426 00:27:07,854 --> 00:27:09,597 He does look pitiful. 427 00:27:09,689 --> 00:27:11,683 Barbara, it's okay. You can go to lunch, all right? 428 00:27:11,775 --> 00:27:12,807 ... Thanks. ... All right. 429 00:27:17,992 --> 00:27:19,951 Yep, there you are. 430 00:27:20,370 --> 00:27:22,113 Look, I'll tell you what ... 431 00:27:22,206 --> 00:27:24,199 why don't you leave him with me, okay? 432 00:27:24,293 --> 00:27:26,360 I'll take care of him. 433 00:27:26,129 --> 00:27:28,584 ... Okay. ... All right. 434 00:27:28,674 --> 00:27:31,130 Thanks a lot. See ya. 435 00:27:37,310 --> 00:27:40,560 Shut up. Shut up, you putz! 436 00:27:40,646 --> 00:27:43,316 You think you can get up? 437 00:27:43,399 --> 00:27:44,598 Yeah. 438 00:27:44,694 --> 00:27:46,105 Okay. Carmen, give me a hand. 439 00:27:46,196 --> 00:27:47,144 Matisse, get down, you rotten ... 440 00:27:47,239 --> 00:27:48,567 Come on. That's it. 441 00:27:48,657 --> 00:27:49,902 Come on. There you go. That's it. 442 00:27:49,992 --> 00:27:52,319 So...what's your name? 443 00:27:52,412 --> 00:27:54,203 Esther Williams. 444 00:27:54,288 --> 00:27:58,240 My name is Dave Whiteman. 445 00:27:58,336 --> 00:28:00,128 Jerry M. Baskin. 446 00:28:00,214 --> 00:28:03,168 What's the "M" stand f or? 447 00:28:03,259 --> 00:28:04,255 This your place? 448 00:28:04,345 --> 00:28:05,625 Yeah, yeah. 449 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,500 What are you, a gangster? 450 00:28:07,140 --> 00:28:08,550 No. No, I make hangers. 451 00:28:08,642 --> 00:28:10,680 Here, why don't you put this on? 452 00:28:10,769 --> 00:28:12,429 Carmen, give me a hand here, all right? 453 00:28:12,521 --> 00:28:13,933 Here, give me your drink. 454 00:28:14,230 --> 00:28:15,648 Why don't you take some of these wet things off? 455 00:28:15,734 --> 00:28:17,644 l-I don't like this. You got a terry cloth ... 456 00:28:17,737 --> 00:28:19,646 Excuse me, that is a brand-new robe, you know. 457 00:28:19,739 --> 00:28:23,608 "Brooks Brothers." I used to shop there. 458 00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:29,577 Carmen, why don't you take some of these wet things into the washer, okay? 459 00:28:29,669 --> 00:28:31,958 Dave... 460 00:28:32,470 --> 00:28:33,458 And don't throw that stuff out. 461 00:28:33,549 --> 00:28:34,925 Mr. Whiteman! 462 00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:37,490 Carmen, listen to me, please, Carmen. 463 00:28:37,137 --> 00:28:39,676 Please, in the washer. Come on. Give me a break. 464 00:28:39,765 --> 00:28:43,431 Is that, uh... help him, uh... 465 00:28:47,109 --> 00:28:49,647 Ohh...oh! 466 00:28:49,736 --> 00:28:52,442 Dios mío. 467 00:28:52,530 --> 00:28:53,908 Here, you want me to help you out? 468 00:28:53,992 --> 00:28:55,367 ... Yeah. ... Okay. All right, then. 469 00:28:55,452 --> 00:28:57,528 Yeah. Whoa, whoo-oa! Hooo-oa! 470 00:28:57,621 --> 00:28:59,580 Get a grip on there. Here. 471 00:28:59,666 --> 00:29:00,996 Ah! 472 00:29:01,860 --> 00:29:03,770 Carmen. 473 00:29:03,171 --> 00:29:04,914 Give me the robe. 474 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:06,252 Yeah. Yeah. 475 00:29:06,342 --> 00:29:07,505 Thank you. 476 00:29:07,594 --> 00:29:09,801 Carmen. Carmen. Carmen. 477 00:29:24,658 --> 00:29:26,531 Want something to eat? 478 00:29:26,618 --> 00:29:28,300 What do you got? 479 00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,780 Uh...turkey. 480 00:29:30,165 --> 00:29:32,870 you know, all the stuff that's left over from Thanksgiving. 481 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,665 Got any white meat? 482 00:29:37,716 --> 00:29:39,875 Caterer really stinks, you know? 483 00:29:39,968 --> 00:29:42,460 Who made this dressing? 484 00:29:42,555 --> 00:29:43,801 My mother. 485 00:29:43,890 --> 00:29:45,765 Too much onion. 486 00:29:45,850 --> 00:29:48,473 You could at least say "thank you. " 487 00:29:48,562 --> 00:29:49,939 For what? 488 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,815 For the food. 489 00:29:51,902 --> 00:29:53,640 Thanks. 490 00:29:53,153 --> 00:29:54,812 For ... for saving your life. 491 00:29:54,905 --> 00:29:56,316 Are my clothes dry? 492 00:29:56,407 --> 00:29:57,487 Soon. 493 00:29:57,575 --> 00:29:59,448 You ... you can keep the robe. 494 00:29:59,534 --> 00:30:01,743 You might ask me to thank you again. 495 00:30:01,831 --> 00:30:04,369 You'r e pretty tough, huh? 496 00:30:04,457 --> 00:30:06,665 Can I ask you a question, Jerry? 497 00:30:06,753 --> 00:30:08,248 How did you get... 498 00:30:08,339 --> 00:30:11,257 I don't want to use the word "low," 499 00:30:11,342 --> 00:30:14,480 but, uh... what happened to you? 500 00:30:14,138 --> 00:30:16,676 I mean, you're obviously a very intelligent guy. 501 00:30:16,766 --> 00:30:19,804 I was pretty active politically in the '60s. 502 00:30:19,895 --> 00:30:21,555 Sold some draught cards. 503 00:30:21,648 --> 00:30:24,352 They nailed me for counterfeit government documents. 504 00:30:24,442 --> 00:30:26,851 They give me 45 years and a $75,000 fine. 505 00:30:26,946 --> 00:30:30,670 Suspended it and put me under the Youth Corr ection Act. 506 00:30:30,159 --> 00:30:31,534 I was a felon. 507 00:30:31,619 --> 00:30:33,696 So, fuck it, I got into acting. 508 00:30:33,789 --> 00:30:36,280 Show business. Hmph. 509 00:30:36,375 --> 00:30:40,420 There was this girl in the class. 510 00:30:40,130 --> 00:30:43,630 She split. 511 00:30:43,718 --> 00:30:46,921 She was beautiful. 512 00:30:47,130 --> 00:30:49,469 She was one in a million. You've seen her. 513 00:30:49,558 --> 00:30:50,507 Who? 514 00:30:50,601 --> 00:30:52,610 Linda Evans. 515 00:30:52,145 --> 00:30:53,854 TV Linda Evans? 516 00:30:53,940 --> 00:30:56,146 ... "Dynasty"? ... No, it was before "Dynasty." 517 00:30:56,233 --> 00:30:57,943 Can I get some more cranberry sauce? 518 00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,106 ... Oh, yeah. ... No, no, I'll get it. 519 00:31:00,197 --> 00:31:03,116 It was between "The Big Valley" and "Dynasty," you know, in that period. 520 00:31:03,202 --> 00:31:06,156 Anyway, we broke up. 521 00:31:06,248 --> 00:31:07,623 Carmen? 522 00:31:07,706 --> 00:31:10,378 I was in bad shape for about a year. 523 00:31:10,462 --> 00:31:12,206 But that didn't do it, really. 524 00:31:12,297 --> 00:31:14,871 I used to drink a lot, and I did a lot of drugs. 525 00:31:14,968 --> 00:31:16,877 Thank you. 526 00:31:16,970 --> 00:31:21,596 Then my sister ... my little sister ... died of leukaemia. 527 00:31:21,684 --> 00:31:23,309 We were real close 528 00:31:23,395 --> 00:31:25,102 'cause we were orphaned so young together. 529 00:31:25,188 --> 00:31:27,941 That's what did it. 530 00:31:28,260 --> 00:31:30,564 So, I lost, uh... 531 00:31:30,654 --> 00:31:33,407 I lost my, uh... 532 00:31:33,491 --> 00:31:36,660 incentive. 533 00:31:36,161 --> 00:31:38,321 So, I didn't care about myself, 534 00:31:38,414 --> 00:31:41,582 so I learnt to survive on the street, you know? 535 00:31:48,177 --> 00:31:50,510 Sorry. 536 00:31:50,137 --> 00:31:52,120 Yeah, well, I gotta go. 537 00:31:52,980 --> 00:31:53,760 Where you gonna go? 538 00:31:53,851 --> 00:31:56,425 I don't know. ? Quién sabe? 539 00:32:01,944 --> 00:32:05,989 Hey! Hey! Hey, hey! Jerry! 540 00:32:06,740 --> 00:32:07,320 You're not gonna pull 541 00:32:07,410 --> 00:32:09,237 that swimming-pool stunt again, are you? 542 00:32:09,329 --> 00:32:11,287 Mind if I take one of these grapefruit? 543 00:32:11,374 --> 00:32:12,832 Don't want scurvy, you know. 544 00:32:12,917 --> 00:32:15,587 No, no, no, go ahead. 545 00:32:22,262 --> 00:32:24,634 Hey, hey, all right, all right, just a minute. 546 00:32:24,724 --> 00:32:27,130 Look, listen to me. Listen to me. Look. Look, just listen. 547 00:32:27,101 --> 00:32:29,890 Look, look, look. You're gonna stay here until you straighten out, okay? 548 00:32:29,981 --> 00:32:32,389 No if s, no ands, no buts, okay? 549 00:32:32,484 --> 00:32:35,189 ... You can sleep right there in that cabana. All right? ... Cabana? 550 00:32:35,279 --> 00:32:38,116 Yeah. All right, come on, come on, help out here! Just ... that's it. 551 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:39,445 Okay? All right, no if s, no ands, no buts. 552 00:32:39,534 --> 00:32:41,409 That's it, give me a hand. 553 00:32:41,496 --> 00:32:45,625 Come on. Come on, let's just go over here. Right there. 554 00:32:45,709 --> 00:32:50,373 That's it. There we go. There we go. 555 00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:03,683 Roll down the window, put down the top 556 00:33:03,775 --> 00:33:07,526 Crank up the Beach Boys, baby, don't let the music stop 557 00:33:07,614 --> 00:33:12,905 We're gonna ride it till we just can't ride it no more 558 00:33:15,123 --> 00:33:17,366 Hello, darling. 559 00:33:17,460 --> 00:33:18,409 Hi. 560 00:33:18,503 --> 00:33:20,450 Can I give you a hand? 561 00:33:20,129 --> 00:33:22,206 The Betty Ford clinic wouldn't take a dog. 562 00:33:22,298 --> 00:33:23,579 Did the pool man come? 563 00:33:23,676 --> 00:33:26,200 No, but the sprinklers ar e going crazy. 564 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,679 Oh, honey, that was a very brave thing you did this morning. 565 00:33:29,767 --> 00:33:31,676 I told all the girls in class. 566 00:33:31,769 --> 00:33:34,261 ... So, what happened to the poor guy? ... He's in the hot tub. 567 00:33:34,356 --> 00:33:36,650 ... He's still here?! ... Yeah. 568 00:33:36,151 --> 00:33:38,144 What's the emergency number? 911? 569 00:33:38,238 --> 00:33:40,562 No, no, Barbara, I invited him to stay for a couple of days. 570 00:33:40,657 --> 00:33:42,567 He is not staying in my house. 571 00:33:42,658 --> 00:33:44,867 He's not in the house. He's in the cabana out by the pool. 572 00:33:44,955 --> 00:33:47,280 I'm calling Sidney. You need immediate treatment. 573 00:33:47,374 --> 00:33:50,625 Barbara, come on. You're overreacting to this a little bit, don't you think? 574 00:33:50,711 --> 00:33:53,629 You don't know a thing about this man! He is a bum, a derelict! 575 00:33:53,715 --> 00:33:54,961 His sister died of leukaemia! 576 00:33:55,490 --> 00:33:56,759 I know something about him, okay? 577 00:33:56,845 --> 00:33:59,252 ... He could steal everything... ... His name is Jerry. 578 00:33:59,347 --> 00:34:02,100 And then murder us in our beds! Is that what you want ... another Manson murder? 579 00:34:02,184 --> 00:34:04,940 Barbara, Matisse loves him. Look. 580 00:34:04,187 --> 00:34:07,437 That should be a clue right there. Matisse loves no one. 581 00:34:07,523 --> 00:34:08,604 Look for yourself. 582 00:34:08,691 --> 00:34:10,900 Stay. Stay. 583 00:34:10,987 --> 00:34:11,936 Walk. 584 00:34:12,310 --> 00:34:13,405 Okay, good boy! 585 00:34:13,490 --> 00:34:14,653 Good boy! 586 00:34:14,742 --> 00:34:16,866 He's gonna give that dog fleas. 587 00:34:16,954 --> 00:34:19,527 Isn't that something? 588 00:34:19,623 --> 00:34:21,366 And it'll be your fault. 589 00:34:21,458 --> 00:34:23,452 Oh, come on, look at that. 590 00:34:23,545 --> 00:34:25,288 Barbara! 591 00:34:25,380 --> 00:34:28,510 If you need a car or truck, go see Cal 592 00:34:28,135 --> 00:34:30,887 If you want to save a buck, go see Cal 593 00:34:30,971 --> 00:34:33,463 If you want a brand-new Dodge in your driveway or garage 594 00:34:33,556 --> 00:34:35,848 Go see Cal, go see Cal, go see Cal 595 00:34:35,936 --> 00:34:38,605 If you're a little short of cash, go see Cal 596 00:34:38,689 --> 00:34:41,561 Trouble's over in a flash, go see Cal 597 00:34:41,652 --> 00:34:43,859 Let go of me! 598 00:34:43,947 --> 00:34:47,115 I'm sick of you, of your damn business ... 599 00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:50,653 you and everything that surrounds you! 600 00:34:50,748 --> 00:34:52,622 What do you think? 601 00:34:52,708 --> 00:34:54,664 Send him away down the crutch. 602 00:34:54,752 --> 00:34:57,207 If you bump him off, he'll make it a buck. 603 00:34:57,297 --> 00:34:59,207 Fred C. Dobbs ain't a guy likes being taken advantage of. 604 00:34:59,300 --> 00:35:02,551 Do the mug in, I say. Goin' south, isn't he? 605 00:35:02,637 --> 00:35:04,927 All three of us hone our cannons and let him have it! 606 00:35:22,998 --> 00:35:24,408 You got any low-cal root beer? 607 00:35:24,499 --> 00:35:25,780 Jesus Christ, you scared me! 608 00:35:25,876 --> 00:35:27,750 Uh, I can't sleep in that bed. 609 00:35:27,836 --> 00:35:29,877 Why not? Why not? Is it too hard? 610 00:35:29,965 --> 00:35:32,373 No, it's too soft. I'm used to sidewalks. 611 00:35:32,467 --> 00:35:36,500 I'm sick of you, of your damn business! 612 00:35:36,980 --> 00:35:37,509 Uh, uh, all right, 613 00:35:37,601 --> 00:35:39,224 I'll make you a bagel, lox, and cr eam cheese, 614 00:35:39,310 --> 00:35:41,268 and you can take it up to your room. 615 00:35:41,354 --> 00:35:42,934 Oh, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. I can't eat it in that room. 616 00:35:43,230 --> 00:35:44,768 Why not? 617 00:35:44,859 --> 00:35:47,731 'Cause I haven't had a room to eat in in thr ee years. 618 00:35:47,822 --> 00:35:49,614 Uh, you'll, uh, you'll like this. 619 00:35:49,700 --> 00:35:51,776 It's one of my ... one of my specialties. 620 00:35:51,869 --> 00:35:54,989 All right. 621 00:35:55,810 --> 00:35:56,990 Okay, it's the, uh... 622 00:35:57,830 --> 00:36:00,169 it's the onions and the tomato that does the trick. 623 00:36:00,254 --> 00:36:02,379 Oh. I haven't had one of these 624 00:36:02,466 --> 00:36:04,800 since my Brooklyn days. 625 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:05,587 Are you f rom Brooklyn? 626 00:36:05,677 --> 00:36:06,673 Flatbush Ave. 627 00:36:06,762 --> 00:36:08,555 ... No kidding! ... Yeah. 628 00:36:08,641 --> 00:36:11,131 Huh. I grew up around Ebbets Field. 629 00:36:11,226 --> 00:36:12,850 Yeah? 630 00:36:12,937 --> 00:36:14,977 Boy, I loved baseball back in those days. 631 00:36:15,650 --> 00:36:16,311 ... Oh, yeah. ... Yeah. 632 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,440 You remember, uh, you remember Duke Snider? 633 00:36:18,528 --> 00:36:20,106 ... Oh! ... Yeah, he was my idol. 634 00:36:20,196 --> 00:36:22,439 ... Roy Campanella, huh? ... Yeah. 635 00:36:22,534 --> 00:36:24,941 Carl Erskine, there was a tough cookie. 636 00:36:25,370 --> 00:36:27,657 Hey, you remember ... you remember Ralph Branca? 637 00:36:27,747 --> 00:36:29,241 Oh! 638 00:36:29,333 --> 00:36:30,957 The right-handed pitcher, huh? Remember him? 639 00:36:31,430 --> 00:36:32,243 ... Yeah. ... Mmmm-boom! 640 00:36:32,337 --> 00:36:33,915 Barney Thompson that time? 641 00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:35,584 Pete Reiser? 642 00:36:35,675 --> 00:36:37,964 Remember, he ran into the centre field? Oh! 643 00:36:38,540 --> 00:36:39,714 Tough day. 644 00:36:39,805 --> 00:36:41,964 ... 57th season, Drysdale won us 17 games! ... 17 games! 645 00:36:42,580 --> 00:36:44,980 ... 17 games. ... 17 games. 646 00:36:44,186 --> 00:36:45,515 That was amazing. 647 00:36:45,605 --> 00:36:47,645 That's the year they moved the team. 648 00:36:47,732 --> 00:36:52,645 Yeah. Whew! I was that big. Hmm. 649 00:36:52,739 --> 00:36:55,313 I cried. 650 00:36:55,409 --> 00:36:57,485 How 'bout that low-cal root beer? 651 00:36:57,578 --> 00:36:59,730 ... Low-cal? ... Right. 652 00:36:59,163 --> 00:37:00,623 You got it. 653 00:37:04,714 --> 00:37:06,410 ... Hey, Jerry... ... Hmm? 654 00:37:06,130 --> 00:37:08,410 Do you ever think about going straight, 655 00:37:08,134 --> 00:37:09,463 you know, getting a job? 656 00:37:09,553 --> 00:37:11,110 Oh, come on, Dave, I've tried it. 657 00:37:11,950 --> 00:37:12,888 I played the game. I tried, I lost. 658 00:37:12,973 --> 00:37:15,133 Now, you get tired of playing a losing game. 659 00:37:15,227 --> 00:37:18,264 What are you talking about? All you need is a little luck, buddy. 660 00:37:18,357 --> 00:37:19,602 Come on, look at me. 661 00:37:19,690 --> 00:37:21,851 I'm serious. Look at me. 662 00:37:21,944 --> 00:37:25,813 I was selling lingerie from the back seat of my father's Oldsmobile. 663 00:37:25,907 --> 00:37:29,573 Look, you gotta be in the right place at the right time. 664 00:37:29,661 --> 00:37:32,533 You understand what I'm saying to you? 665 00:37:32,624 --> 00:37:35,377 I went into a bar in New Jersey, I struck up a conversation with a guy. 666 00:37:35,461 --> 00:37:37,953 What does he do for a living? He's putting up a string of motels. 667 00:37:38,470 --> 00:37:40,291 So I borrowed some money from my Uncle Maurie. 668 00:37:40,385 --> 00:37:42,377 What, do you think I knew I was gonna be in the hanger business? 669 00:37:42,470 --> 00:37:43,929 The rest is history. 670 00:37:44,140 --> 00:37:46,550 What is this, an all-night diner? 671 00:37:46,142 --> 00:37:48,219 Hi, Barb. 672 00:37:48,311 --> 00:37:51,183 You eating again, Dave? Well, it's your colon. 673 00:37:51,273 --> 00:37:52,983 And don't drop food on the floor 674 00:37:53,690 --> 00:37:55,145 and make a mess for me to clean, please. 675 00:37:55,238 --> 00:37:57,290 I thought I heard a rat. 676 00:37:57,115 --> 00:37:58,942 Maybe that's what I heard. 677 00:37:59,340 --> 00:38:01,192 A lot of rats here in Beverly Hills. 678 00:38:01,286 --> 00:38:02,698 Rats are everywhere. 679 00:38:02,788 --> 00:38:06,740 Dave, l-I think I'd like to talk to Jerry alone. 680 00:38:06,835 --> 00:38:09,373 Sure, Barb. 681 00:38:09,463 --> 00:38:12,169 Well, come, Jerry. 682 00:38:30,824 --> 00:38:33,660 I missed you. 683 00:38:34,996 --> 00:38:38,663 Just sit...anywhere. 684 00:38:45,552 --> 00:38:49,801 Jerry, I'd like to apologise to you for how I've behaved. 685 00:38:49,891 --> 00:38:53,391 You have to know I've objected to your presence here. 686 00:38:53,479 --> 00:38:56,480 Frankly, your appearance scares me. I... 687 00:38:56,566 --> 00:38:59,220 there's something very threatening about you. 688 00:38:59,112 --> 00:39:01,781 Um, I realise that this is completely superficial 689 00:39:01,865 --> 00:39:03,573 and that underneath all that, 690 00:39:03,659 --> 00:39:06,780 you are undoubtedly a wonderful person 691 00:39:06,872 --> 00:39:08,948 with wonderf ul human qualities. 692 00:39:09,410 --> 00:39:11,710 I want you to know that I'm trying so hard 693 00:39:11,794 --> 00:39:14,333 to overcome my middle-class prejudices. 694 00:39:14,423 --> 00:39:18,339 You know, my ... my yogi, my guru, my guide Ranbir always says 695 00:39:18,428 --> 00:39:20,802 that we are all part of the same oneness, 696 00:39:20,890 --> 00:39:22,847 the same universal electric tide. 697 00:39:22,934 --> 00:39:25,100 We flow into and out of everything. 698 00:39:25,103 --> 00:39:27,181 So, as a human being, 699 00:39:27,274 --> 00:39:31,735 l-I want you to know that I respect you, I do, 700 00:39:31,820 --> 00:39:35,155 and l-I hope you understand me. 701 00:39:42,420 --> 00:39:44,749 Womp bomp a loo mau ba lomp bomp bomp! 702 00:39:44,837 --> 00:39:47,165 Tutti frutti, oh, rutti 703 00:39:47,257 --> 00:39:49,749 Tutti frutti, oh, rutti 704 00:39:49,843 --> 00:39:52,300 Tutti frutti, oh, rutti 705 00:39:52,389 --> 00:39:54,963 Tutti frutti, oh, rutti 706 00:39:55,590 --> 00:39:57,101 Tutti frutti, oh, rutti 707 00:39:57,187 --> 00:40:00,580 Sí, sí, Jesus, sí, sí. No problema. 708 00:40:00,150 --> 00:40:03,851 I want to be sure that your people know all about the bonuses. 709 00:40:03,946 --> 00:40:05,690 Okay. Sí, adios. 710 00:40:05,782 --> 00:40:07,655 I got a girl named Sue 711 00:40:07,742 --> 00:40:09,652 Your first ride in a Rolls? 712 00:40:09,745 --> 00:40:12,497 ... What? ... Your first, uh ... first ride in a Rolls-Royce? 713 00:40:12,582 --> 00:40:14,574 No, I had one when I lived in London. 714 00:40:14,667 --> 00:40:17,789 ... You lived in London? ... Graduate school. 715 00:40:17,881 --> 00:40:21,215 What kind of hangers you make, Dave? 716 00:40:21,301 --> 00:40:23,840 Here, here, check it out. Ther e we go. 717 00:40:23,929 --> 00:40:26,504 Tutti frutti, oh, rutti 718 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,721 "Congratulations to Mr. Dave Whiteman, 719 00:40:29,812 --> 00:40:32,518 "President of Dav-Bar. 720 00:40:32,607 --> 00:40:35,692 "This gold hanger honours your sale of one million hangers 721 00:40:35,778 --> 00:40:37,320 to the Holiday Inn." 722 00:40:37,405 --> 00:40:39,233 The baby that revolutionised the business. 723 00:40:39,323 --> 00:40:41,330 See, you got a magnetic lock. 724 00:40:41,119 --> 00:40:44,360 We make that baby in my plant in Tijuana. 725 00:40:44,122 --> 00:40:45,403 Good mornin', Dave. 726 00:40:45,499 --> 00:40:46,699 Morning, Orvis. 727 00:40:46,793 --> 00:40:48,667 Tutti frutti, oh, rutti 728 00:40:48,753 --> 00:40:51,708 Tutti frutti, oh, rutti 729 00:40:51,798 --> 00:40:56,344 Womp bomp a loo mau ... aaawoo! 730 00:41:08,612 --> 00:41:10,155 Ah, tutti frutti... 731 00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:12,320 David, how nice to see you. 732 00:41:12,118 --> 00:41:13,945 Maurice, this is Jerry. 733 00:41:14,370 --> 00:41:16,195 ... The gentleman you spoke of? ... Indeed. 734 00:41:16,289 --> 00:41:18,532 You have the look of the vagabond, monsieur ... 735 00:41:18,627 --> 00:41:20,453 très, très chic. Sit down. 736 00:41:20,545 --> 00:41:22,669 What I was thinking of, Maurice, 737 00:41:22,756 --> 00:41:25,877 was that you ought to just, you know, clean him up. 738 00:41:25,969 --> 00:41:27,547 ...oh, rutti 739 00:41:27,638 --> 00:41:30,120 Tutti frutti, oh, rutti, whoo! 740 00:41:30,101 --> 00:41:33,101 Tutti frutti, oh, rutti 741 00:41:33,187 --> 00:41:35,429 Tutti frutti, oh, rutti 742 00:41:35,522 --> 00:41:38,140 Tutti frutti, oh, rutti 743 00:41:38,109 --> 00:41:40,517 A womp bomp a loo mau, ba lomp bomp a loo mau 744 00:41:40,613 --> 00:41:42,274 A lomp bomp bomp! 745 00:42:02,580 --> 00:42:03,850 500, 000 hangers a day. 746 00:42:03,935 --> 00:42:05,560 You know what that means, 747 00:42:05,646 --> 00:42:07,935 500, 000 hangers a day at 4 cents a hanger? 748 00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:10,640 And we don't have any salesmen ... 749 00:42:10,151 --> 00:42:11,943 do you know what that means? 750 00:42:12,290 --> 00:42:14,106 That's the beauty part. 751 00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:16,440 Hey, Bobby! Good to see ya. 752 00:42:16,535 --> 00:42:19,324 Yeah, this is where Dav-Bar started. 753 00:42:19,414 --> 00:42:21,390 A lot of hangers. 754 00:42:21,124 --> 00:42:23,163 Hey, Raymondo! 755 00:42:23,251 --> 00:42:26,870 Right now, we're negotiating with the Chinese. 756 00:42:26,172 --> 00:42:29,430 We're gonna have a very big party New Year's Eve 757 00:42:29,133 --> 00:42:30,843 for the minister of trade, Mr. Chao, 758 00:42:30,927 --> 00:42:32,506 and his whole group. 759 00:42:32,597 --> 00:42:34,887 You know what that could mean, don't ya? 760 00:42:34,975 --> 00:42:36,553 850 million Chinese ... 761 00:42:36,644 --> 00:42:38,601 200 million hangers every year, minimum. 762 00:42:38,688 --> 00:42:40,681 The Chinese are very neat people. 763 00:42:40,774 --> 00:42:43,630 Yeah, you hardly ever see a Chinese bum. 764 00:42:43,151 --> 00:42:44,813 You want a job, Jer? 765 00:42:44,904 --> 00:42:46,529 You give me the word, I'll give you ... 766 00:42:46,615 --> 00:42:48,607 I'll give you a job tomorrow. What do you say? 767 00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:52,350 Start you on the line, get your feet wet in shipping. 768 00:42:52,121 --> 00:42:53,914 Not really my line, Dave. 769 00:42:53,999 --> 00:42:57,701 You kill me, I swear. 770 00:42:57,797 --> 00:42:59,504 You know we got a very good health plan? 771 00:42:59,590 --> 00:43:01,382 Just put in comprehensive dental. 772 00:43:01,468 --> 00:43:03,426 Alesio, Alesio... how are you? Show him your teeth. 773 00:43:03,513 --> 00:43:05,590 See? You gotta worry about things like that, Jer. 774 00:43:05,682 --> 00:43:08,800 Can we grab some lunch? 775 00:43:08,102 --> 00:43:09,382 Sure, sure. 776 00:43:09,477 --> 00:43:10,854 You know, when your teeth go, 777 00:43:10,938 --> 00:43:12,765 well, you know what I'm talking about. 778 00:43:17,739 --> 00:43:21,406 Would you like another bottle of Beaujolais, Mr. Whiteman? 779 00:43:21,495 --> 00:43:24,828 Ah, what do you say, Mr., uh, Mr. Baskin? 780 00:43:24,915 --> 00:43:26,492 No. 781 00:43:26,584 --> 00:43:29,336 Could use another piece of chicken, though. 782 00:43:36,889 --> 00:43:39,975 Didn't I see you at the Cannes Film Festival? 783 00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:41,305 Probably. 784 00:43:41,394 --> 00:43:43,550 You were with Susan Sarandon. 785 00:43:43,146 --> 00:43:44,891 Something to do with Nicaragua. 786 00:43:44,982 --> 00:43:46,980 Are you a Sandinista? 787 00:43:46,194 --> 00:43:47,568 No, no. 788 00:43:47,653 --> 00:43:49,860 Wait, I know now. You're Sandy Kinney's boyfriend. 789 00:43:49,947 --> 00:43:51,739 You're a writer. What's your name? 790 00:43:51,825 --> 00:43:53,403 Jerry Baskin. 791 00:43:53,494 --> 00:43:55,652 That's right. Oh ... Roxanne Philobosian. 792 00:43:55,747 --> 00:43:56,778 How do you do? 793 00:43:56,872 --> 00:43:57,988 Dave Whiteman. 794 00:43:58,840 --> 00:43:59,320 Hi. 795 00:43:59,126 --> 00:44:00,456 I'm over at MGM now. 796 00:44:00,545 --> 00:44:03,100 Call me if you get any story ideas. 797 00:44:03,890 --> 00:44:04,502 We're really looking. 798 00:44:04,593 --> 00:44:07,000 Oh... 799 00:44:07,950 --> 00:44:10,547 Here's my card. 800 00:44:10,642 --> 00:44:14,723 Oh, say hello to Sandy for me. 801 00:44:14,813 --> 00:44:16,807 Bye, Dave. 802 00:44:16,900 --> 00:44:19,902 So you're a writer? 803 00:44:23,330 --> 00:44:25,572 Al! Al! 804 00:44:25,661 --> 00:44:27,369 Hey, Al! Al! 805 00:44:27,454 --> 00:44:31,157 Come here! Yeah, come here. 806 00:44:31,251 --> 00:44:32,995 Come here. 807 00:44:33,870 --> 00:44:34,747 Al... 808 00:44:34,839 --> 00:44:36,797 Al, it's me ... Jerry. 809 00:44:36,883 --> 00:44:38,128 Jerry! 810 00:44:38,219 --> 00:44:41,339 All right! All right! 811 00:44:44,580 --> 00:44:47,643 Can Al join us? 812 00:44:47,730 --> 00:44:49,973 Oh, sure, sure, sure. He's a human being just like you and me. 813 00:44:50,670 --> 00:44:51,941 ... Come on, why don't you, uh ... ... Come on over. 814 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:53,487 You sure it's okay? 815 00:44:53,571 --> 00:44:55,232 Yeah, yeah, come right on around. 816 00:44:58,328 --> 00:45:00,702 Yamato, could we have another chair? 817 00:45:00,790 --> 00:45:03,246 Thank you very much ... very much, thank you. Thank you so much. 818 00:45:03,335 --> 00:45:04,580 Sit down right here. 819 00:45:04,670 --> 00:45:06,164 ... Dave Whiteman. ... Hey, brother ... Al. 820 00:45:06,255 --> 00:45:08,497 Hi. Hi, nice to meet you. That's it. There we go. 821 00:45:08,591 --> 00:45:10,300 Man, you sur e look diff er ent. 822 00:45:10,930 --> 00:45:12,300 Well, it's the hair, the beard. 823 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,634 I hardly recognised you. Christ, I thought I was hearing voices. 824 00:45:14,723 --> 00:45:16,598 Would you like something to eat? 825 00:45:16,685 --> 00:45:18,179 No, thank you. 826 00:45:18,271 --> 00:45:20,892 Are you expecting any more in your party? 827 00:45:20,982 --> 00:45:23,141 Oh, no, no, here, Yamato. 828 00:45:23,236 --> 00:45:26,403 Here, here, just take ... take it. Thank you, thank you. 829 00:45:26,489 --> 00:45:29,280 Would you like some, uh, some wine? 830 00:45:29,118 --> 00:45:31,872 No, this is one of my nondrinking days. 831 00:45:31,956 --> 00:45:34,873 Al was down at the mission with me. 832 00:45:34,959 --> 00:45:36,870 You, uh, remember Red Turner? 833 00:45:36,961 --> 00:45:39,371 You know, redhead cat with the glasses. 834 00:45:39,465 --> 00:45:40,628 Oh, yeah, yeah. 835 00:45:40,716 --> 00:45:42,341 He got mugged real bad, man. 836 00:45:42,427 --> 00:45:44,420 He down in the county hospital. 837 00:45:44,512 --> 00:45:47,764 Red was pretty old, Al. 838 00:45:47,850 --> 00:45:50,722 They make a very good club sandwich here, Al, if you'd, uh... 839 00:45:50,813 --> 00:45:53,185 You'r e sitting pretty. 840 00:45:53,274 --> 00:45:55,682 Goddamn. Lookin' good, baby, yeah. 841 00:45:55,777 --> 00:45:58,150 I got to go. 842 00:46:01,285 --> 00:46:04,869 Uh, if you don't mind me saying so, Jer, uh... 843 00:46:04,956 --> 00:46:07,958 some of these guys on the street seem a little crazy. 844 00:46:09,964 --> 00:46:11,422 Ah, Matisse, what a lovely dog you are ... 845 00:46:11,507 --> 00:46:13,490 such a pretty dog. 846 00:46:13,134 --> 00:46:15,626 And such pretty eyes you have. 847 00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:17,180 What a lovely dog. 848 00:46:17,264 --> 00:46:19,756 I hear you're not eating, Matisse. 849 00:46:19,850 --> 00:46:22,557 Dr. Von Zimmer has some food for you. 850 00:46:22,646 --> 00:46:24,390 Here you are. 851 00:46:26,817 --> 00:46:27,768 Oh, Matisse... 852 00:46:29,404 --> 00:46:31,860 Oh, Matisse, you're very angry, aren't you? 853 00:46:33,577 --> 00:46:35,486 ... Shh! ... What? What? What? 854 00:46:35,579 --> 00:46:37,537 ... Dr. Von Zimmer is here. ... Oh, are you ever angry. 855 00:46:37,624 --> 00:46:39,284 Did the dog bite the coloured guy? 856 00:46:39,376 --> 00:46:41,840 Matisse hasn't eaten in three days. 857 00:46:41,170 --> 00:46:43,841 We got an anorexic dog. 858 00:46:43,923 --> 00:46:46,675 You mean you've got a disturbed dog. 859 00:46:46,759 --> 00:46:49,168 Something's bothering Matisse, 860 00:46:49,262 --> 00:46:51,900 and Matisse is very angry. 861 00:46:51,182 --> 00:46:53,570 The dog is a loser. 862 00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:55,932 Oh, what a way to talk about a beautif ul dog like this. 863 00:46:56,220 --> 00:46:58,182 What a way to talk. 864 00:46:58,275 --> 00:47:00,945 He's just disturbed and angry. 865 00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:03,318 Has there been something new in the household, 866 00:47:03,407 --> 00:47:04,903 some new living arrangement? 867 00:47:04,992 --> 00:47:06,867 We have a houseguest. 868 00:47:06,953 --> 00:47:08,448 How long are you staying? 869 00:47:08,539 --> 00:47:10,947 He's staying as long as he likes. 870 00:47:11,430 --> 00:47:12,917 And if the doggy doesn't like it, 871 00:47:13,300 --> 00:47:15,245 then the doggy can find new arrangements. 872 00:47:15,339 --> 00:47:17,480 Oh, well... 873 00:47:17,133 --> 00:47:20,585 the hostility in your voice, you know, aff ects animals, 874 00:47:20,679 --> 00:47:22,506 and the dog picks up on it. 875 00:47:22,598 --> 00:47:25,268 What this dog needs is love and reassurance, 876 00:47:25,352 --> 00:47:28,936 ... And he needs love and reassurance from you. ... Mm-hmm. 877 00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:31,729 He's the one that has the problem...with you. 878 00:47:31,819 --> 00:47:33,776 You must go and caress this dog 879 00:47:33,863 --> 00:47:36,652 and hold him, hug him, give him some affection. 880 00:47:36,742 --> 00:47:38,720 ... Pardon me? ... Dave... 881 00:47:38,161 --> 00:47:39,869 you must go over and caress the dog. 882 00:47:39,955 --> 00:47:42,197 Oh, come on, the dog is running the whole house! 883 00:47:42,291 --> 00:47:44,000 You gotta hold this dog. 884 00:47:44,860 --> 00:47:45,794 This dog needs reassurance, needs love, attention. 885 00:47:45,879 --> 00:47:47,338 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 886 00:47:47,422 --> 00:47:48,965 I like you. Dog, I like you. 887 00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:51,900 I mean, real affection, not pseudo affection. 888 00:47:51,177 --> 00:47:53,400 Nice, nice, I like you. You'r e nice. 889 00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:55,220 I mean, give the dog a hug. Give the dog a hug. 890 00:47:55,308 --> 00:47:57,217 He needs reassurance, needs to be held, 891 00:47:57,311 --> 00:47:58,685 needs to be touched. 892 00:47:58,770 --> 00:48:00,847 Come give him a hug. 893 00:48:00,940 --> 00:48:03,645 ... Give me a break here! ... Well, get with it. 894 00:48:03,735 --> 00:48:04,850 Nice dog. 895 00:48:04,945 --> 00:48:06,655 Nice dog, all right? 896 00:48:06,740 --> 00:48:09,300 You're a very nice dog. 897 00:48:11,496 --> 00:48:14,710 When your guest leaves, Matisse will eat. 898 00:48:14,167 --> 00:48:16,373 He'll be voracious. He'll be okay. 899 00:48:16,461 --> 00:48:18,335 I wouldn't worry about that. 900 00:48:18,421 --> 00:48:19,999 But he has other problems. 901 00:48:20,900 --> 00:48:22,796 I believe he suffers from nipple anxiety. 902 00:48:22,885 --> 00:48:25,176 Probably came from a 9-dog litter. 903 00:48:25,264 --> 00:48:27,756 Now, about my fee... 904 00:48:27,850 --> 00:48:29,559 Listen to this, Matisse. 905 00:48:29,644 --> 00:48:31,472 "If your dog has a fit, 906 00:48:31,564 --> 00:48:33,806 "he runs around aimlessly, barking hysterically, 907 00:48:33,901 --> 00:48:36,605 "starry-eyed, foaming at the mouth, 908 00:48:36,695 --> 00:48:38,819 "completely beyond control till he finally collapses, exhausted. 909 00:48:38,906 --> 00:48:41,113 "Often defecating and urinating, 910 00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:43,527 "he becomes stiff and starry-eyed, 911 00:48:43,621 --> 00:48:46,326 "clamping his jaws, foaming at the mouth, 912 00:48:46,416 --> 00:48:48,373 "staggers and falls on his backside 913 00:48:48,460 --> 00:48:51,340 "with his legs pumping convulsively in the air... 914 00:48:51,130 --> 00:48:52,459 "The fit is not a disease, 915 00:48:52,548 --> 00:48:54,458 but a sign that something is wrong"? 916 00:48:54,550 --> 00:48:56,426 Bullshit. 917 00:48:58,264 --> 00:49:01,160 Matisse! He's just trying to say hello. 918 00:49:01,101 --> 00:49:03,594 Hello. Thank you. 919 00:49:03,688 --> 00:49:05,598 Are you Iranian? 920 00:49:05,690 --> 00:49:08,443 Yes, but we live here now in Beverly Hills. 921 00:49:08,528 --> 00:49:11,945 Me too. My name is Jerry. 922 00:49:12,330 --> 00:49:13,195 I am Amir. 923 00:49:15,286 --> 00:49:17,327 You want an apple, Amir? 924 00:49:17,415 --> 00:49:18,910 Oh, thank you, Jerry. 925 00:49:18,999 --> 00:49:20,874 Here, catch. 926 00:49:28,804 --> 00:49:31,591 Matisse! Stop that or I'll call Dr. Von Zimmer! 927 00:49:35,813 --> 00:49:37,272 I was listening 928 00:49:37,357 --> 00:49:39,850 to what that psychiatrist said about your dog. 929 00:49:39,945 --> 00:49:43,279 Dr. Von Zimmer seems to think you're the problem. 930 00:49:43,365 --> 00:49:44,824 Could be. 931 00:49:44,909 --> 00:49:47,366 Matisse is a picky eater. I've tried everything. 932 00:49:47,454 --> 00:49:49,743 I bought him every kind of dog food there is. 933 00:49:49,833 --> 00:49:51,706 Where do you keep it? 934 00:49:51,793 --> 00:49:55,292 In the cupboard by the fridge. 935 00:49:55,380 --> 00:49:58,916 Oh, Mighty Dog corned beef. 936 00:49:59,100 --> 00:50:01,549 There. 937 00:50:01,639 --> 00:50:04,345 You see, your dog, this dog thinks it's human. 938 00:50:04,435 --> 00:50:06,641 There are no dogs around to teach it, 939 00:50:06,728 --> 00:50:09,185 so it's got no dog friends, no dog family, 940 00:50:09,273 --> 00:50:11,267 nothing to relate to. 941 00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:12,640 So it thinks human 942 00:50:12,737 --> 00:50:15,442 and wants to eat what you're eating ... 943 00:50:15,532 --> 00:50:17,609 not that stuff you eat. 944 00:50:17,702 --> 00:50:19,411 Taste's important. 945 00:50:19,496 --> 00:50:20,955 Got a bowl? 946 00:50:21,390 --> 00:50:23,875 Yes. Certainly. 947 00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:29,753 Ah, Mighty Dog's good. 948 00:50:29,843 --> 00:50:32,844 That gourmet pup you got, that's way, way, way too salty. 949 00:50:32,930 --> 00:50:34,970 ... How do you know? ... This is nutritious. 950 00:50:35,580 --> 00:50:37,216 It's got all your minerals, all your vitamins, 951 00:50:37,310 --> 00:50:38,804 all your requirements. 952 00:50:38,895 --> 00:50:40,555 There were many a day 953 00:50:40,647 --> 00:50:42,641 I wished I had a plate of Puppy Chow to munch on. 954 00:50:42,733 --> 00:50:46,732 People treat their dogs better than humans. 955 00:50:46,822 --> 00:50:50,737 That's 1/3 Mighty Dog, 1/3 Kal Kan with liver. 956 00:50:50,827 --> 00:50:53,350 And you use some Puppy Chow to add texture, 957 00:50:53,122 --> 00:50:56,390 crunchiness. 958 00:51:27,332 --> 00:51:30,380 And he put the bowl on the floor, and he put his nose in it, 959 00:51:30,127 --> 00:51:32,418 and he ate it like it was pâté from Maxim's of Paris. 960 00:51:32,507 --> 00:51:33,918 ... Didn't I tell you? ... What? 961 00:51:34,900 --> 00:51:35,883 He has a kind of, uh, wisdom. 962 00:51:35,969 --> 00:51:39,553 Oh, please. I still don't trust the guy. 963 00:51:39,641 --> 00:51:41,966 Oh, uh, I gave him the burglar-alarm code just in case. 964 00:51:42,610 --> 00:51:44,553 Why didn't you give him a credit card while you were at it? 965 00:51:44,648 --> 00:51:46,590 Speaking of that, Carmen told me 966 00:51:46,150 --> 00:51:47,941 that it would be a lot easier for her to shop 967 00:51:48,260 --> 00:51:49,606 if you gave her her own Master Charge. 968 00:51:49,696 --> 00:51:52,220 ... Really? ... Mm-hmm. 969 00:51:52,116 --> 00:51:54,607 Well, maybe Jerry and Carmen will invite us over for dinner one night. 970 00:51:54,702 --> 00:51:56,576 Does the concept "schmuck" mean anything to you, Dave? 971 00:51:58,331 --> 00:52:00,740 Good night, Barbara. 972 00:52:00,834 --> 00:52:04,834 Look, we, uh ... yes, I do. I have spares here. 973 00:52:04,924 --> 00:52:06,300 Somebody cooked my chicken. 974 00:52:32,417 --> 00:52:33,996 Hey, Jerry. How you doin'? 975 00:52:34,870 --> 00:52:35,368 Yeah, got my packet? 976 00:52:35,464 --> 00:52:37,880 Yeah, packet. Checkin' in for a while? 977 00:52:37,174 --> 00:52:38,632 No. No. Do I have any mail? 978 00:52:38,717 --> 00:52:40,593 Yeah, you got book-of-the-month club. 979 00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:41,878 Ah. 980 00:52:41,972 --> 00:52:43,549 You look pretty sharp. 981 00:52:43,639 --> 00:52:45,515 Hey, thanks for holding this. 982 00:52:45,602 --> 00:52:47,927 ... Did you hear about Red Turner? ... No. 983 00:52:48,210 --> 00:52:51,391 ... He caught a cab. ... Red was pretty old. 984 00:52:51,485 --> 00:52:52,730 79. 985 00:52:52,819 --> 00:52:55,572 Yeah. Come on. 986 00:52:55,657 --> 00:52:58,278 Good morning. 987 00:52:58,368 --> 00:53:01,369 Here, sign down ther e at the bottom. 988 00:53:04,544 --> 00:53:06,286 You got a licence? 989 00:53:06,378 --> 00:53:07,659 Yeah. 990 00:53:09,508 --> 00:53:12,000 You drive. 991 00:53:12,940 --> 00:53:13,339 Where to? 992 00:53:13,429 --> 00:53:14,840 I don't know. 993 00:53:14,930 --> 00:53:17,387 Some days you just want to take off. 994 00:53:17,476 --> 00:53:19,635 Yeah. All right, let's hit the beach. 995 00:53:19,729 --> 00:53:21,521 I got some friends down there. 996 00:53:21,607 --> 00:53:23,315 The beach? Who's gonna run my business? 997 00:53:23,401 --> 00:53:24,979 Who's gonna pay my bills? 998 00:53:25,700 --> 00:53:26,529 Come on, you gotta be kidding me. 999 00:53:26,613 --> 00:53:28,653 You know what my monthly nut is? 1000 00:53:28,741 --> 00:53:32,241 Do you have any idea how much it costs to run my business? 1001 00:53:32,328 --> 00:53:35,248 You got enough money to last 10 lifetimes. 1002 00:53:35,333 --> 00:53:37,871 Well, maybe I ought to be a bum, you know? 1003 00:53:37,961 --> 00:53:40,630 The more hangers, the more responsibilities. 1004 00:53:40,714 --> 00:53:43,206 You wouldn't last a half-hour. 1005 00:53:43,302 --> 00:53:45,100 You think so? 1006 00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:48,762 Hit the beach, buddy, pronto. 1007 00:54:05,454 --> 00:54:08,623 So, it's like the '60s. 1008 00:54:16,471 --> 00:54:18,480 Tom Tom! 1009 00:54:18,139 --> 00:54:20,262 Jerry! Damn, look at you, man. 1010 00:54:20,349 --> 00:54:23,102 You look like a damn yuppie or something. 1011 00:54:23,187 --> 00:54:24,599 Good to see you, buddy. 1012 00:54:24,689 --> 00:54:26,896 Hey, this is my friend. This is my f riend, Dave. 1013 00:54:26,984 --> 00:54:29,600 Hey, you want a drink, white man? Ther e you go, yeah. 1014 00:54:29,153 --> 00:54:30,149 How'd he know my name? 1015 00:54:30,237 --> 00:54:32,650 Hey, look here. 1016 00:54:32,157 --> 00:54:34,114 This is my good buddy ... my good buddy, Big Ed, and Peaches here. 1017 00:54:34,201 --> 00:54:35,482 Big Ed, hi. Peaches, hi. 1018 00:54:35,577 --> 00:54:37,537 And on the guitar is my friend, Patrick. 1019 00:54:37,622 --> 00:54:39,282 ... Patrick, how are you? ... Fine. 1020 00:54:39,375 --> 00:54:40,869 And that's my lady, Dorothy. 1021 00:54:40,961 --> 00:54:42,241 Dorothy, how do you do? 1022 00:54:42,336 --> 00:54:43,714 I do fine. How do you do? 1023 00:54:43,798 --> 00:54:45,208 Drink it up. Drink it up. 1024 00:54:45,299 --> 00:54:47,600 ... Yeah, drink up. ... Yeah, yeah. 1025 00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:48,290 Yeah, Jerry. 1026 00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:51,425 All right. Yeah. 1027 00:54:51,515 --> 00:54:53,343 Tom Tom, huh? That's your real name? 1028 00:54:53,434 --> 00:54:56,570 Hell, no. My real and true name is Daniel Whitefeather. 1029 00:54:56,147 --> 00:54:58,353 Whitefeather ... that's a very beautiful name. 1030 00:54:58,441 --> 00:54:59,604 Yeah, beautiful. 1031 00:54:59,692 --> 00:55:01,851 My Indian name is Nanatatche. 1032 00:55:01,945 --> 00:55:03,356 "Nanatatcheta." 1033 00:55:03,447 --> 00:55:04,858 Yeah, it means 1034 00:55:04,948 --> 00:55:07,275 "He who lost his American-Express card 1035 00:55:07,368 --> 00:55:08,744 and don't give a fuck." 1036 00:55:08,829 --> 00:55:10,239 Right! Yeah! 1037 00:55:10,331 --> 00:55:11,909 That's very funny. 1038 00:55:11,999 --> 00:55:13,328 You liked that one, huh? 1039 00:55:13,418 --> 00:55:14,664 Yeah. 1040 00:55:14,755 --> 00:55:18,400 Drink up, man. Merry Christmas! Shit! 1041 00:55:18,910 --> 00:55:20,215 Oh, hell. 1042 00:55:20,303 --> 00:55:22,178 One more time! 1043 00:55:22,264 --> 00:55:24,340 We are the bums 1044 00:55:24,433 --> 00:55:25,844 Everybody, sing! 1045 00:55:25,935 --> 00:55:28,308 We are the homeless 1046 00:55:32,652 --> 00:55:34,526 ... Hello? ... Hello. 1047 00:55:34,613 --> 00:55:36,486 Oh, Dave! Oh! Are you allright? What happened? 1048 00:55:36,573 --> 00:55:38,733 I called the police, I called your parents, I called Sidney. 1049 00:55:38,826 --> 00:55:40,452 I'm okay. 1050 00:55:40,537 --> 00:55:43,111 Barb, I'm at the beach with Jerry... 1051 00:55:43,207 --> 00:55:45,248 and, uh, I've decided to spend the night. 1052 00:55:45,335 --> 00:55:48,500 Dave, are you drunk? 1053 00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:50,212 I'm okay. There's nothing to worry about. 1054 00:55:50,299 --> 00:55:51,581 I'm at the beach. 1055 00:55:51,677 --> 00:55:53,137 I'm with Jerry and his friends, uh, 1056 00:55:53,221 --> 00:55:55,380 Patrick and Tom Tom and Ed 1057 00:55:55,474 --> 00:55:57,633 and ... and ... and Dorothy. 1058 00:55:57,727 --> 00:55:59,388 Dorothy who? 1059 00:55:59,479 --> 00:56:01,805 I'll see you manana, Barbara. 1060 00:56:04,902 --> 00:56:07,939 I knew that bum was trouble. 1061 00:56:11,369 --> 00:56:13,445 Hey, Dave... 1062 00:56:13,538 --> 00:56:14,997 Yeah? 1063 00:56:15,820 --> 00:56:16,744 How long you been diddlin' Carmen? 1064 00:56:16,834 --> 00:56:18,912 What are you talking about? 1065 00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:20,628 Come on, it's okay by me. She's a hot little number. 1066 00:56:22,134 --> 00:56:23,961 Barb's a handsome woman, too. 1067 00:56:24,530 --> 00:56:27,173 Hey, do you know how long I've been married to Barbara? 1068 00:56:27,265 --> 00:56:28,214 No. 1069 00:56:28,308 --> 00:56:29,684 For ever. 1070 00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:34,689 ... You ever been married? ... Twice. 1071 00:56:34,774 --> 00:56:36,767 You know how sometimes 1072 00:56:36,860 --> 00:56:38,604 you get stuck in the horse latitudes now and then, you know? 1073 00:56:38,696 --> 00:56:39,977 Yeah. 1074 00:56:40,730 --> 00:56:42,780 ... Dead calm in the water? ... Yeah. 1075 00:56:42,869 --> 00:56:46,155 You need something to, you know... 1076 00:56:46,247 --> 00:56:47,577 You need a little hot sauce. 1077 00:56:47,667 --> 00:56:49,125 Yeah, spice it up a little bit. 1078 00:56:49,210 --> 00:56:50,787 Barbara ought to have a fling, too. 1079 00:56:50,878 --> 00:56:52,253 I'm serious. 1080 00:56:52,338 --> 00:56:53,668 It'd do her good, get her started again, you know? 1081 00:56:53,758 --> 00:56:56,131 Yeah. 1082 00:56:56,219 --> 00:57:01,298 I love her, you know? 1083 00:57:01,393 --> 00:57:02,802 I believe you. 1084 00:57:02,894 --> 00:57:04,852 I believe you, Dave. 1085 00:57:07,983 --> 00:57:10,854 On the emiss, tell me something. 1086 00:57:10,945 --> 00:57:13,272 Yeah? 1087 00:57:13,366 --> 00:57:15,405 You really been married twice? 1088 00:57:15,492 --> 00:57:17,350 Nah. 1089 00:57:21,375 --> 00:57:25,625 I was just ... I was just kiddin' ya. 1090 00:57:27,551 --> 00:57:30,700 Are you really an actor? 1091 00:57:30,950 --> 00:57:33,466 "What a piece of work is man! 1092 00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:36,150 "How noble in reason! 1093 00:57:36,105 --> 00:57:38,975 "How infinite in faculty! 1094 00:57:39,650 --> 00:57:42,517 "In form, in moving, how express and admirable! 1095 00:57:42,612 --> 00:57:44,937 "In action how like an angel! 1096 00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:48,236 "In apprehension how like a god! 1097 00:57:48,328 --> 00:57:52,541 "The beauty of the world! The paragon of animals! 1098 00:57:52,625 --> 00:57:55,664 "Yet to me... 1099 00:57:55,755 --> 00:58:00,132 what is this quintessence of dust?" 1100 00:58:12,525 --> 00:58:14,899 I wish they all could be California... 1101 00:58:14,988 --> 00:58:16,732 Whoo! 1102 00:58:16,824 --> 00:58:18,483 I wish they all could be California... 1103 00:58:18,576 --> 00:58:20,653 Wow! 1104 00:58:20,747 --> 00:58:25,373 I wish they all could be California girls 1105 00:58:25,460 --> 00:58:27,850 I will never, ever forgive you! 1106 00:58:27,170 --> 00:58:29,164 This disgusting derelict is responsible. 1107 00:58:29,257 --> 00:58:31,130 Barbara, I spent the night last night 1108 00:58:31,217 --> 00:58:33,591 with some poor, oppressed human beings, okay? 1109 00:58:33,679 --> 00:58:37,180 And they live like animals, but they have great capacity for joy, Barbara. 1110 00:58:37,267 --> 00:58:39,592 I was panic-stricken. You had no right to do it! 1111 00:58:39,687 --> 00:58:41,312 l-I ate garbage last night, Barbara, 1112 00:58:41,397 --> 00:58:43,580 and I loved it. 1113 00:58:43,150 --> 00:58:46,401 Great! You can have garbage for dinner tonight, too! 1114 00:58:46,488 --> 00:58:48,647 Barbara, Barbara, I learned to beg last night. 1115 00:58:48,740 --> 00:58:51,670 A total stranger gave me 50 cents, put it right there in my hand. 1116 00:58:51,161 --> 00:58:52,786 What do you think of that, huh? 1117 00:58:52,871 --> 00:58:54,613 I think I'll take a shower and grab some br eakf ast. 1118 00:58:54,705 --> 00:58:58,407 You are pushing me to my limits, both of you. 1119 00:58:58,502 --> 00:59:01,207 Shower in the cabana. 1120 00:59:05,804 --> 00:59:09,220 You want to hit the beach, amigo? 1121 00:59:11,977 --> 00:59:14,266 Walter, that's really a difficult problem, incest, 1122 00:59:14,355 --> 00:59:16,267 but we'll try to help you. 1123 00:59:16,359 --> 00:59:18,436 If you'll hang on, we'll give you some numbers to refer to. 1124 00:59:18,528 --> 00:59:20,273 You'll get some further help. 1125 00:59:20,363 --> 00:59:21,739 Okay, let's try to take one more call 1126 00:59:21,825 --> 00:59:23,699 before the hour's up. Hello. 1127 00:59:23,786 --> 00:59:27,720 Uh, my name is Dawn, and I live in Toluca Lake. 1128 00:59:27,164 --> 00:59:28,790 I'm 26 years old. 1129 00:59:28,876 --> 00:59:31,960 We have Dawn from Toluca Lake. Hello, Dawn. 1130 00:59:32,460 --> 00:59:34,300 Dr. Grant, I'm a nervous wreck. 1131 00:59:34,890 --> 00:59:37,924 My husband has brought a bum home to live with us. 1132 00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:41,927 That sounds like a very uncomfortable situation. 1133 00:59:42,170 --> 00:59:44,176 Is this a displaced person? 1134 00:59:44,270 --> 00:59:47,273 Yes, a street person ... a vagrant! 1135 00:59:47,358 --> 00:59:48,734 And he lives with you? 1136 00:59:48,819 --> 00:59:50,776 Yes. He lives in my house. 1137 00:59:50,931 --> 00:59:53,910 In the cabana out by the pool. 1138 00:59:53,184 --> 00:59:56,518 Well, this is starting to sound like a real problem, 1139 00:59:56,605 --> 00:59:58,265 at least for your husband. 1140 00:59:58,357 --> 01:00:00,730 Is your husband a happy man, Dawn? 1141 01:00:00,819 --> 01:00:02,170 Not lately. 1142 01:00:02,113 --> 01:00:03,855 It's possible, Dawn, 1143 01:00:03,948 --> 01:00:07,117 that your husband is living a vicariously freer life 1144 01:00:07,203 --> 01:00:10,952 through the presence of this displaced person he's brought home. 1145 01:00:11,410 --> 01:00:12,618 Have you thought about that? 1146 01:00:12,709 --> 01:00:15,462 Well, let's not talk about him right for now. 1147 01:00:15,546 --> 01:00:18,253 How's your personal relationship with him ... 1148 01:00:18,342 --> 01:00:19,291 your sex life? 1149 01:00:19,385 --> 01:00:21,258 What sex life? 1150 01:00:21,346 --> 01:00:24,182 Well, I see we need to talk a little bit more. 1151 01:00:24,267 --> 01:00:28,182 Let's take a break for a commercial. 1152 01:01:01,815 --> 01:01:05,231 Another headache? 1153 01:01:05,319 --> 01:01:08,108 It's chronic. 1154 01:01:08,199 --> 01:01:10,868 Where'd you learn that? 1155 01:01:10,952 --> 01:01:13,621 At an ashram in Oregon. 1156 01:01:13,705 --> 01:01:16,770 You were in an ashram? 1157 01:01:16,166 --> 01:01:17,875 Yep. 1158 01:01:20,470 --> 01:01:22,420 Maybe I can help you with your headache. 1159 01:01:22,508 --> 01:01:25,711 I doubt it. 1160 01:01:25,803 --> 01:01:28,806 Maybe. 1161 01:01:28,892 --> 01:01:30,900 Hello? Dr. Grant? 1162 01:01:30,185 --> 01:01:31,514 Hello? 1163 01:01:31,603 --> 01:01:34,179 Yes, my name is Bob. I'm 27 years old, and, uh... 1164 01:01:34,274 --> 01:01:36,184 I'm no longer attracted to my wife. 1165 01:01:36,276 --> 01:01:37,937 How long have you felt this way, Bob? 1166 01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:40,700 About nine-and-a-half years. 1167 01:01:40,157 --> 01:01:41,900 Was it ever any good? 1168 01:01:41,992 --> 01:01:44,662 No, it was great. It was fabulous. It was my whole life. 1169 01:01:44,746 --> 01:01:46,406 ... What changed? ... I don't know. 1170 01:01:46,498 --> 01:01:48,122 She started decorating the house, 1171 01:01:48,207 --> 01:01:49,667 she's always in a class somewhere. 1172 01:01:51,171 --> 01:01:55,749 What?! You stupid son of a bitch! 1173 01:01:55,843 --> 01:01:57,552 Hey, Mr. Rolls-Royce, 1174 01:01:57,638 --> 01:01:59,215 you know what you just did to my car?! 1175 01:01:59,306 --> 01:02:00,801 You know what you have done, sir?! 1176 01:02:00,892 --> 01:02:02,883 What are you, some kind of moron?! 1177 01:02:02,977 --> 01:02:04,604 Sir, may I see your driver's licence, please? 1178 01:02:04,689 --> 01:02:06,349 Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1179 01:02:06,441 --> 01:02:07,770 Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, who ... who hit who? 1180 01:02:07,858 --> 01:02:10,670 May I see your driver's licence, please? 1181 01:02:10,155 --> 01:02:12,640 Uh-huh, uh-huh. I'm just trying to figur e out w-who I'm mad at. 1182 01:02:12,157 --> 01:02:13,983 l-I'm not ... l-I'm... 1183 01:02:14,750 --> 01:02:16,566 I'm gonna have to ask you to step out of the car, please. 1184 01:02:16,662 --> 01:02:18,489 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Ho, ho. 1185 01:02:18,581 --> 01:02:20,289 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Did I hit you or did you ... 1186 01:02:20,375 --> 01:02:22,000 ...smashing all over the street there. 1187 01:02:28,344 --> 01:02:29,923 Listen... 1188 01:02:30,140 --> 01:02:31,756 at the ashram, 1189 01:02:31,849 --> 01:02:34,638 we learnt some massage techniques ... 1190 01:02:34,728 --> 01:02:36,223 specifically Balinese massage. 1191 01:02:36,313 --> 01:02:37,807 Now, it's very powerful. 1192 01:02:37,898 --> 01:02:39,607 I really don't think so. I'm a little tense. 1193 01:02:39,692 --> 01:02:41,935 A little tense. 1194 01:02:42,290 --> 01:02:43,144 I'd say you're rigid. 1195 01:02:43,239 --> 01:02:44,782 I'm angry at you, 1196 01:02:44,867 --> 01:02:46,609 and I'm angry at Dave for going off with you. 1197 01:02:46,701 --> 01:02:48,410 Uh-huh. That's understandable. 1198 01:02:48,495 --> 01:02:50,821 But you've got to learn to release your anger. 1199 01:02:50,915 --> 01:02:52,660 You've got to just let it go. 1200 01:02:52,751 --> 01:02:55,586 I had acupressure, but it didn't work. 1201 01:02:55,671 --> 01:02:58,342 Well, of course not. That's the wrong karma. 1202 01:02:58,425 --> 01:03:00,465 See, headaches are mostly related 1203 01:03:00,553 --> 01:03:03,305 to the build-up of tension and anxiety. Now ... 1204 01:03:03,389 --> 01:03:05,980 Ow! 1205 01:03:05,183 --> 01:03:07,930 Good, good, good. Come on. Now lie down, lie down. 1206 01:03:07,187 --> 01:03:08,728 ... Lie down. ... No. 1207 01:03:08,812 --> 01:03:12,650 No, come on, lie down. Lie down. Lie down. 1208 01:03:14,237 --> 01:03:16,280 All right, now, listen. 1209 01:03:16,114 --> 01:03:18,404 You have to learn to release your anxiety and your tension. 1210 01:03:18,492 --> 01:03:20,947 It's very difficult for me to release my anxiety. 1211 01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:22,412 I understand. All right. 1212 01:03:22,496 --> 01:03:25,701 First, I'm gonna use my aura. 1213 01:03:25,794 --> 01:03:27,750 I'm afraid. 1214 01:03:27,169 --> 01:03:29,163 No, don't be afraid. Don't be afraid. 1215 01:03:29,256 --> 01:03:31,000 It's all right. It's all right. 1216 01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:33,132 I want you to breathe with me now. You ready? 1217 01:03:33,220 --> 01:03:34,714 Breathe in... 1218 01:03:34,805 --> 01:03:36,349 out. 1219 01:03:36,433 --> 01:03:38,110 Oh, good. 1220 01:03:38,101 --> 01:03:39,382 In...out. 1221 01:03:41,105 --> 01:03:42,304 Oh, good. 1222 01:03:42,398 --> 01:03:43,597 In...out. 1223 01:03:45,690 --> 01:03:47,260 Good, good, good. 1224 01:03:47,112 --> 01:03:50,447 All right. Good, good, good. 1225 01:03:52,787 --> 01:03:55,244 That's good, good. All right. 1226 01:03:55,332 --> 01:03:56,613 All right. Okay. 1227 01:03:58,377 --> 01:04:00,850 Okay. 1228 01:04:00,171 --> 01:04:02,129 Give me this leg. Just give it to me. 1229 01:04:02,216 --> 01:04:04,440 That's good. All right, you ready? 1230 01:04:04,135 --> 01:04:05,215 Yeah. 1231 01:04:05,304 --> 01:04:06,418 Aaaaah! 1232 01:04:06,513 --> 01:04:07,974 Good, good. 1233 01:04:08,580 --> 01:04:10,630 Good, that's your body letting up. 1234 01:04:10,727 --> 01:04:13,683 Oh! I think I see your aura. 1235 01:04:13,773 --> 01:04:15,399 You have nice skin. 1236 01:04:15,484 --> 01:04:17,143 Thank you. 1237 01:04:17,236 --> 01:04:21,732 Oh, God...l'm so relaxed. 1238 01:04:21,824 --> 01:04:25,750 All right. Ready? 1239 01:04:37,303 --> 01:04:41,385 Something strange is happening to me. 1240 01:04:41,477 --> 01:04:42,675 I'm scared. 1241 01:04:42,769 --> 01:04:44,810 ... Oh, that's allright. ... I'm scared. 1242 01:04:44,898 --> 01:04:46,974 Oh, that's all right. That's all right. 1243 01:04:47,670 --> 01:04:49,143 That's just your body letting it all go. 1244 01:04:49,236 --> 01:04:50,861 Now just let it ... let it go. 1245 01:04:50,946 --> 01:04:52,655 Let it go. 1246 01:04:52,740 --> 01:04:56,786 Just let it go. Let it go. 1247 01:05:00,207 --> 01:05:01,667 Oh! Oh! 1248 01:05:01,751 --> 01:05:05,168 Jerry, invade me. Jangle me. 1249 01:05:05,256 --> 01:05:07,130 I need it, please! 1250 01:05:07,217 --> 01:05:10,134 Don't stop! Don't deny me! 1251 01:05:10,220 --> 01:05:13,389 Aagh! Aaagh! Aaaaagh! 1252 01:05:15,228 --> 01:05:18,160 Aaaagh! 1253 01:05:18,106 --> 01:05:23,776 Aaaaaaaaagh! 1254 01:05:23,863 --> 01:05:26,650 Whoo-wee! My Lord! 1255 01:05:26,742 --> 01:05:30,872 Ohhhhhhh! 1256 01:05:30,956 --> 01:05:33,958 My Go-o-o-o-d! 1257 01:05:34,430 --> 01:05:38,588 Ohhh-ohhhhh! 1258 01:05:38,673 --> 01:05:42,127 La 'illah ha, illa allah! 1259 01:05:42,222 --> 01:05:44,950 How long do you think this is gonna take? 1260 01:05:44,182 --> 01:05:46,138 I got hit here, I got it in the back, I got it ... Oy. 1261 01:05:46,227 --> 01:05:47,970 I just take 'em in, sir. I don't fix 'em. 1262 01:05:52,151 --> 01:05:54,607 I haven't had an orgasm like that 1263 01:05:54,695 --> 01:05:56,439 in nine-and-a-half years. 1264 01:05:56,530 --> 01:06:00,197 I never thought I was capable of this. 1265 01:06:00,286 --> 01:06:02,777 I'm ashamed of myself. 1266 01:06:02,872 --> 01:06:05,246 I am. 1267 01:06:05,334 --> 01:06:07,492 Glad and ashamed, 1268 01:06:07,587 --> 01:06:11,123 exhausted and exhilarated all at the same time, 1269 01:06:11,217 --> 01:06:14,469 just as I was repelled and attracted to you 1270 01:06:14,554 --> 01:06:15,882 at the same time. 1271 01:06:15,973 --> 01:06:17,432 Yin and yang, you understand? 1272 01:06:17,517 --> 01:06:19,261 Yeah, it's just one of those things. 1273 01:06:21,772 --> 01:06:24,145 Dave lost interest in me, 1274 01:06:24,233 --> 01:06:27,104 and I lost interest in sex. 1275 01:06:27,196 --> 01:06:29,230 I went shopping f or gratification. 1276 01:06:29,115 --> 01:06:31,441 But that's like sex without a climax, you know? 1277 01:06:31,536 --> 01:06:33,527 Mmm. 1278 01:06:33,621 --> 01:06:36,826 God, I'm so loose. 1279 01:06:36,917 --> 01:06:38,460 Ahh. 1280 01:06:38,544 --> 01:06:40,503 All the meditation, 1281 01:06:40,589 --> 01:06:44,718 all the yoga never got me to this place. 1282 01:06:44,803 --> 01:06:48,172 You know... 1283 01:06:48,266 --> 01:06:52,133 I'm well aware of what's going on between Dave and Carmen. 1284 01:06:52,229 --> 01:06:54,601 You see, I thought his confidence needed building, 1285 01:06:54,690 --> 01:06:57,980 and I thought she could invigorate him for me. 1286 01:06:57,193 --> 01:06:59,352 But all that time, I was denying myself. 1287 01:06:59,446 --> 01:07:02,781 What power, what heat building up inside of me like a volcano. 1288 01:07:02,868 --> 01:07:05,869 And you unleashed it ... you. 1289 01:07:05,955 --> 01:07:07,581 Oh, Jerry. 1290 01:07:07,666 --> 01:07:11,877 Jerry, I'm so glad to be back in the real world again. 1291 01:07:11,961 --> 01:07:13,707 Poor Dave. 1292 01:07:13,799 --> 01:07:18,425 He's a passionate, sweet man. 1293 01:07:18,512 --> 01:07:19,924 You found my "G" spot, 1294 01:07:20,150 --> 01:07:22,637 but this was a one-time trip to the moon. 1295 01:07:22,727 --> 01:07:26,428 It happened, and there's nothing we can do about it now. 1296 01:07:26,522 --> 01:07:29,130 But no matter how fantastic it was, 1297 01:07:29,108 --> 01:07:31,600 we can never repeat this adventure. 1298 01:07:31,696 --> 01:07:33,654 I agree. 1299 01:07:40,290 --> 01:07:44,456 See the pyramids along the Nile 1300 01:07:44,546 --> 01:07:48,331 Watch the sun rise f rom a tropic isle 1301 01:07:48,427 --> 01:07:52,639 Just remember, darling, all the while 1302 01:07:52,724 --> 01:07:56,888 You belong to me 1303 01:07:56,979 --> 01:08:03,601 See the market-place in old Algiers 1304 01:08:03,696 --> 01:08:10,864 Send me photographs and souvenirs 1305 01:08:10,956 --> 01:08:18,400 But remember when a dream appears 1306 01:08:18,132 --> 01:08:23,757 You belong to me 1307 01:08:27,811 --> 01:08:31,940 I think you should go with something a little more orange. 1308 01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:33,983 Good night. 1309 01:08:40,952 --> 01:08:44,240 Mm-mmm. There goes the neighbourhood. 1310 01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:04,391 Sir, thank you for speaking to my son Amir. 1311 01:09:04,483 --> 01:09:06,858 He doesn't have any friends, 1312 01:09:06,945 --> 01:09:10,397 and he's very lonely here in Beverly Hills. 1313 01:09:14,830 --> 01:09:16,574 Perhaps you could come over 1314 01:09:16,665 --> 01:09:18,825 for a Coke and backgammon some time. 1315 01:09:18,919 --> 01:09:19,868 Anytime. 1316 01:09:19,962 --> 01:09:20,911 Thank you. 1317 01:09:21,400 --> 01:09:22,879 Let's go. 1318 01:09:38,235 --> 01:09:39,646 Hi, honey! 1319 01:09:39,737 --> 01:09:43,689 Oy, what a day. 1320 01:09:43,784 --> 01:09:47,865 Cop car smashed me from behind. 1321 01:09:47,955 --> 01:09:51,955 Then the Iranian next door just gave Jerry $500... 1322 01:09:52,450 --> 01:09:53,920 for talking to his son. 1323 01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:57,257 Aw, honey. You look so tired. Can I fix you a drink? 1324 01:09:57,344 --> 01:10:00,629 You know, I know that's just an afternoon shopping at Neiman-Marcus to you, 1325 01:10:00,723 --> 01:10:03,215 but to some people it's still a lot of money. 1326 01:10:03,309 --> 01:10:04,852 Let's see now. 1327 01:10:06,814 --> 01:10:09,140 Rum... 1328 01:10:09,234 --> 01:10:13,530 tonic water, and a slice of lime, right? 1329 01:10:13,616 --> 01:10:14,814 Thank you. 1330 01:10:16,410 --> 01:10:18,403 Sorry I yelled. I'm a little tense. 1331 01:10:18,496 --> 01:10:21,710 Oh, that's okay, honey. 1332 01:10:21,167 --> 01:10:23,623 Guess what. 1333 01:10:23,712 --> 01:10:28,340 The, uh, man from the city of Beverly Hills came in today 1334 01:10:28,426 --> 01:10:31,344 and he told me that we have rats ... 1335 01:10:31,430 --> 01:10:35,760 great big ones, white ones, Norwegian rats. 1336 01:10:35,852 --> 01:10:38,854 It's an epidemic. 1337 01:10:41,567 --> 01:10:43,811 Oh, honey. 1338 01:10:43,905 --> 01:10:46,147 Maybe they were just looking for some herring. 1339 01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:48,448 ... Barbara? ... What? 1340 01:10:48,536 --> 01:10:52,238 I thought we weren't gonna drink anymor e. 1341 01:10:52,333 --> 01:10:59,850 Well, Dave, yeah, it's true. I am a vegetarian. 1342 01:10:59,175 --> 01:11:07,385 But I hear that vodka comes from a potato. 1343 01:11:07,476 --> 01:11:10,479 Oh, honey. 1344 01:11:10,565 --> 01:11:12,853 Oh, I'm so crazy about you. 1345 01:11:12,942 --> 01:11:15,435 Oh, let's go upstairs right now 1346 01:11:15,530 --> 01:11:19,195 and make love like we've never made love before. 1347 01:11:19,283 --> 01:11:21,657 Ooh, my darling. I missed you so much. 1348 01:11:21,745 --> 01:11:22,824 Ooh! Ooh! 1349 01:11:24,623 --> 01:11:27,828 Oh! Oh! 1350 01:11:27,921 --> 01:11:30,673 Oh! Ah! Ah! Ah! 1351 01:11:30,757 --> 01:11:32,200 ... Barbara. ... Right now. 1352 01:11:32,910 --> 01:11:34,714 You're the best. Come on. 1353 01:11:55,955 --> 01:11:58,959 Oh, I love that, Jerry! 1354 01:12:16,440 --> 01:12:18,351 ... Jerry! ... Dave. 1355 01:12:18,444 --> 01:12:20,982 ... Get over here. ... Yeah? 1356 01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:22,614 Did you just diddle Carmen? 1357 01:12:22,699 --> 01:12:24,325 ... Yes, Dave, I did. ... Why? 1358 01:12:24,410 --> 01:12:26,534 She asked me to come in and fix her TV. 1359 01:12:26,621 --> 01:12:29,195 Now, the male cable holder had come off the cable, 1360 01:12:29,292 --> 01:12:31,250 so I put some tape around the cable, 1361 01:12:31,336 --> 01:12:33,745 and I reinserted it in the femaler eceptacle. 1362 01:12:33,839 --> 01:12:35,879 That's when she climbed all over me ... 1363 01:12:35,966 --> 01:12:37,810 You are such a bastard! 1364 01:12:37,176 --> 01:12:40,214 Jerry, bring me a Tab, please. 1365 01:12:45,896 --> 01:12:49,640 Get her the Tab! 1366 01:12:49,151 --> 01:12:50,431 Oh, yeah. 1367 01:12:50,527 --> 01:12:52,188 I don't want you diddling my maid again. 1368 01:12:52,279 --> 01:12:53,739 Then you take her the Tab. 1369 01:12:53,823 --> 01:12:55,568 No, no, no, you take her the Tab. 1370 01:12:55,660 --> 01:12:57,368 ... You take it. ... No, come on, don't be silly. 1371 01:12:57,454 --> 01:12:58,995 Will you grow up? Come on. Oh, come on. 1372 01:13:00,875 --> 01:13:02,454 Go on up! Go on up! Good. Good. Good. 1373 01:13:02,543 --> 01:13:03,871 Hind leg. 1374 01:13:03,962 --> 01:13:06,287 All right. Ready? Great! 1375 01:13:08,343 --> 01:13:10,964 Oh, Matisse! 1376 01:13:11,540 --> 01:13:12,929 Matisse just did a half-gainer! 1377 01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:14,890 The Mexicans are driving me crazy. 1378 01:13:14,976 --> 01:13:17,160 ... There's gonna be a strike in Tijuana. ... No. 1379 01:13:17,104 --> 01:13:18,646 Now the Chinese are getting cold feet. 1380 01:13:18,729 --> 01:13:20,559 That could kill us. I'm getting very nervous. 1381 01:13:20,650 --> 01:13:22,192 Are they still coming for New Year's? 1382 01:13:22,277 --> 01:13:23,734 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1383 01:13:23,820 --> 01:13:25,363 Good dog. Good boy. 1384 01:13:25,447 --> 01:13:28,365 That was great last night, honey. 1385 01:13:32,999 --> 01:13:34,708 The dog is driving me crazy, Jerry! 1386 01:13:34,792 --> 01:13:36,335 Are you sure it isn't me, Dave? 1387 01:13:36,419 --> 01:13:38,578 I'm not sure of anything anymore. 1388 01:13:38,672 --> 01:13:40,381 Well, I am. Hey, amigo. 1389 01:13:40,466 --> 01:13:42,258 I'm getting on your nerves. I've worn out my welcome. 1390 01:13:42,343 --> 01:13:44,835 I'd just like to see you use your talents, that's all. 1391 01:13:44,931 --> 01:13:46,924 My talent is survival, Dave. 1392 01:13:47,170 --> 01:13:49,853 I could still make you a manager of one of my trailer parks. 1393 01:13:49,937 --> 01:13:51,682 Steady thing, you know? 1394 01:13:51,774 --> 01:13:53,398 It's near the ocean, clean air. What do you say? 1395 01:13:53,483 --> 01:13:58,527 Hey, listen, Dave ... Here you go, amigo. 1396 01:13:58,615 --> 01:14:01,950 Uh, at those trailer parks, people are always complaining ... 1397 01:14:02,370 --> 01:14:03,911 their septic tank is backed up, 1398 01:14:03,997 --> 01:14:06,380 their trailers are off the blocks, 1399 01:14:06,125 --> 01:14:08,350 they're rolling down the hills. 1400 01:14:08,128 --> 01:14:10,121 I couldn't deal with that responsibility. 1401 01:14:10,213 --> 01:14:12,752 Well, I could put you on the line at the hanger factory. 1402 01:14:13,968 --> 01:14:16,920 I think it's time for me to go. 1403 01:14:20,603 --> 01:14:23,950 Ahh, you can stay! 1404 01:14:23,189 --> 01:14:26,559 Through the holidays. 1405 01:14:26,652 --> 01:14:30,189 You're the boss, Dave. 1406 01:14:30,282 --> 01:14:32,275 Hey, Jerry. 1407 01:14:32,368 --> 01:14:34,244 Oh, Max. Hi. 1408 01:14:34,329 --> 01:14:35,989 Hey, thanks. 1409 01:14:36,820 --> 01:14:37,825 For what? 1410 01:14:37,918 --> 01:14:41,203 Well, that was quite a moment for me when you saw me. 1411 01:14:41,296 --> 01:14:43,704 Well, you gotta be what you're gonna be. 1412 01:14:43,799 --> 01:14:45,959 Oh, I'm not sure what I'm gonna be. 1413 01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:50,181 Ah, well, you can't hide for ever, Max. 1414 01:14:50,266 --> 01:14:51,642 It's no big deal. 1415 01:14:51,725 --> 01:14:52,925 Well, my father. I mean ... 1416 01:14:53,190 --> 01:14:54,562 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1417 01:14:54,647 --> 01:14:56,580 What's your father got to do with this? 1418 01:14:56,149 --> 01:14:58,226 Your father is tolerant. 1419 01:14:58,319 --> 01:15:01,570 Look at me. Look what he did for me. 1420 01:15:01,655 --> 01:15:03,150 I send him tapes. 1421 01:15:03,241 --> 01:15:05,318 Besides, if I brought my friends home and ... 1422 01:15:05,411 --> 01:15:07,120 a-and my parents saw them, 1423 01:15:07,206 --> 01:15:09,364 they would probably freak out on me. 1424 01:15:09,458 --> 01:15:13,955 No. Wrong, Max. Wrong. Your parents have been around. 1425 01:15:14,460 --> 01:15:16,253 I'd try talking to them. 1426 01:15:16,342 --> 01:15:18,850 ... Talk to them? ... That's right. 1427 01:15:18,178 --> 01:15:20,384 You mean, just go up ther e and say, "Hello, mom and dad" ... 1428 01:15:20,472 --> 01:15:21,967 No. Real. 1429 01:15:22,570 --> 01:15:24,764 Real. Yeah, real. 1430 01:15:24,854 --> 01:15:26,929 You mean, just go up there and talk to them? 1431 01:15:27,210 --> 01:15:28,433 That's right. 1432 01:15:30,610 --> 01:15:33,778 Okay. Thanks. 1433 01:15:33,864 --> 01:15:35,858 Right. 1434 01:15:35,951 --> 01:15:38,739 I think you can go with more orange, too. 1435 01:15:40,790 --> 01:15:41,952 Yeah. 1436 01:15:58,395 --> 01:15:59,344 Mmm. 1437 01:16:00,691 --> 01:16:01,640 Mmm. 1438 01:16:02,776 --> 01:16:04,687 Oh! This is absolutely 1439 01:16:04,780 --> 01:16:08,232 the last time I'll ask f or this, Jerry. 1440 01:16:08,326 --> 01:16:10,690 I swear. 1441 01:16:10,161 --> 01:16:12,320 Okay. 1442 01:16:15,501 --> 01:16:17,127 Oh, Mr. Whiteman. 1443 01:16:17,212 --> 01:16:20,333 I've got to tell you, something is killing the azaleas 1444 01:16:20,424 --> 01:16:22,797 and your begonias in the backyard. 1445 01:16:22,885 --> 01:16:25,100 It killed one hydrangea, too. 1446 01:16:25,970 --> 01:16:28,349 At first I thought it was the dog peeing on them, 1447 01:16:28,435 --> 01:16:30,309 but the damage is too big for Matisse. 1448 01:16:30,396 --> 01:16:32,555 I don't want you to think it's me or my boy. 1449 01:16:32,650 --> 01:16:36,600 Richard, Richard... we both know who it is. 1450 01:16:36,697 --> 01:16:40,696 You know, Dave, you look like you could use a vacation. 1451 01:16:40,785 --> 01:16:44,202 I got a condo in Hawaii ... Napili Kai on Maui. 1452 01:16:44,289 --> 01:16:46,320 You can use it any time. 1453 01:16:46,124 --> 01:16:53,126 You and your wife, beautiful beach, golf, you name it. 1454 01:16:55,428 --> 01:16:56,758 Thanks. 1455 01:17:03,188 --> 01:17:05,598 Sidney, Pearl, now, you have to concentrate! 1456 01:17:05,691 --> 01:17:06,855 It's all in the mind! 1457 01:17:06,943 --> 01:17:09,680 All right, now, let's go. 1458 01:17:09,156 --> 01:17:11,114 Go! Go! 1459 01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:14,118 ... Go! ... Go! Go, Pearl! Go, Pearl! Go! Go! Go! 1460 01:17:14,204 --> 01:17:15,995 Go! 1461 01:17:17,249 --> 01:17:18,660 All right! 1462 01:17:18,750 --> 01:17:20,310 You did it! You did it! You did it! 1463 01:17:20,127 --> 01:17:21,770 All right, Barbara. 1464 01:17:21,170 --> 01:17:22,749 Barbara, over there! 1465 01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:24,850 Oh, I'm scared! 1466 01:17:24,175 --> 01:17:26,881 All right, now, come on, Barbara. 1467 01:17:26,970 --> 01:17:28,763 I'm gonna wet my pants! 1468 01:17:28,848 --> 01:17:30,222 Come on, Barbara! 1469 01:17:30,307 --> 01:17:31,717 Go! 1470 01:17:31,808 --> 01:17:32,923 Go! 1471 01:17:33,190 --> 01:17:34,348 Go! 1472 01:17:34,437 --> 01:17:36,644 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 1473 01:17:36,731 --> 01:17:37,681 Aah! 1474 01:17:37,776 --> 01:17:38,724 Go! 1475 01:17:40,571 --> 01:17:42,363 Dave! Dave! 1476 01:17:45,868 --> 01:17:48,490 What is ... what did you do to the lawn? 1477 01:17:48,581 --> 01:17:49,862 I don't have to do that! 1478 01:17:49,957 --> 01:17:51,286 Barbara, please! 1479 01:17:51,376 --> 01:17:53,915 Someone is pissing on my hydrangeas! 1480 01:18:01,970 --> 01:18:03,220 Go! 1481 01:18:03,308 --> 01:18:04,257 Go! 1482 01:18:04,352 --> 01:18:05,301 Go! 1483 01:18:06,938 --> 01:18:10,240 Jerry's urged me to try and communicate with you, 1484 01:18:10,108 --> 01:18:12,233 but too often in our relationship 1485 01:18:12,320 --> 01:18:13,981 you have shown only anger. 1486 01:18:14,720 --> 01:18:16,650 Jerry says "Anger will get you nowhere. " 1487 01:18:16,159 --> 01:18:18,330 Here are some samples of your anger. 1488 01:18:18,119 --> 01:18:19,234 Get outta here, Max. 1489 01:18:19,329 --> 01:18:21,535 Get out of here, Max! 1490 01:18:21,622 --> 01:18:24,320 It's hangers that clothe you! It's hangers that feed you! 1491 01:18:24,126 --> 01:18:25,752 You're giving me a headache, Max! 1492 01:18:25,838 --> 01:18:26,869 Get out of here, Max! 1493 01:18:26,964 --> 01:18:28,209 ... Max! ... Max! Max! 1494 01:18:28,299 --> 01:18:30,174 Get away! Get away! Get away! 1495 01:18:30,260 --> 01:18:32,466 I'm on the phone! I'm on the phone! 1496 01:18:32,554 --> 01:18:37,530 P.S. ... I love you. 1497 01:18:37,144 --> 01:18:38,604 I don't understand. 1498 01:18:38,687 --> 01:18:40,646 Why doesn't he show us the nice scenes? 1499 01:18:40,732 --> 01:18:42,773 I think he's trying to reach out to us. 1500 01:18:42,861 --> 01:18:44,688 I think he's trying to say something to us. 1501 01:18:44,780 --> 01:18:46,154 Trying to say something to us? 1502 01:18:46,239 --> 01:18:47,864 Why doesn't he talk to Dr. Toni Grant? 1503 01:18:47,950 --> 01:18:49,230 Oy, life! Oh, boy! 1504 01:18:49,327 --> 01:18:51,949 He likes Jerry more than he likes me. 1505 01:18:52,380 --> 01:18:52,987 Oh, nonsense. 1506 01:18:53,810 --> 01:18:54,280 It's true. It's true. 1507 01:18:54,375 --> 01:18:57,376 Oh, honey, relax. Relax. 1508 01:18:59,714 --> 01:19:02,386 You feeling sexy tonight? 1509 01:19:04,540 --> 01:19:05,217 No. 1510 01:19:05,306 --> 01:19:07,880 Ohh. It might calm you down. 1511 01:19:07,977 --> 01:19:10,515 I have to figure out what to do about Jerry. 1512 01:19:10,604 --> 01:19:12,479 Not tonight. 1513 01:19:12,566 --> 01:19:15,567 Tonight I'm gonna give you an aura massage. 1514 01:19:15,653 --> 01:19:17,729 He's pissing in the garden. 1515 01:19:17,822 --> 01:19:20,650 He's ruining all the flowers. 1516 01:19:20,158 --> 01:19:23,290 He's cleaning out all the refrigerators. 1517 01:19:23,121 --> 01:19:25,578 Well, he has helped my headaches. 1518 01:19:25,667 --> 01:19:28,205 I offered him a job the other day. 1519 01:19:28,293 --> 01:19:30,702 He said it was too much trouble. 1520 01:19:30,796 --> 01:19:32,957 Too much trouble. 1521 01:19:33,510 --> 01:19:34,592 That's it. Ow! Ow! Ow! 1522 01:19:34,676 --> 01:19:36,469 You know, l-I've gotta get him outta her e. 1523 01:19:36,554 --> 01:19:38,511 Well, at least wait until after the party, okay? 1524 01:19:38,599 --> 01:19:40,390 Why are you defending him all of a sudden? 1525 01:19:40,476 --> 01:19:42,184 I really don't understand this! 1526 01:19:42,269 --> 01:19:45,107 Honey, you've done a wonderful thing for this man. 1527 01:19:45,192 --> 01:19:48,691 In the process, you have taught me a very important lesson. 1528 01:19:48,778 --> 01:19:50,570 I think he's diddling Carmen. 1529 01:19:50,655 --> 01:19:52,233 That bastard has to go. 1530 01:19:52,325 --> 01:19:54,946 Barbara ... Barbara, the transplants! 1531 01:19:55,360 --> 01:19:56,235 Barbara! Barbara! 1532 01:19:56,331 --> 01:19:59,000 Oh! Oh, honey, I'm sorry. 1533 01:19:59,840 --> 01:20:01,207 I got such a migraine. 1534 01:20:01,295 --> 01:20:04,167 I thought your boyfriend was coming home with you. 1535 01:20:04,256 --> 01:20:06,464 What a wimp he turned out to be, dad ... 1536 01:20:06,552 --> 01:20:08,760 a total drug addict. 1537 01:20:08,847 --> 01:20:10,307 This is the Jim guy? 1538 01:20:10,390 --> 01:20:12,134 Yes. 1539 01:20:12,226 --> 01:20:13,886 Tell me about this Jerry. 1540 01:20:13,978 --> 01:20:15,936 Mother says he's very "gifted." 1541 01:20:16,220 --> 01:20:17,932 Ah, he's okay. 1542 01:20:18,250 --> 01:20:19,935 So, you want to stop at the deli? 1543 01:20:20,280 --> 01:20:21,107 No. 1544 01:20:21,196 --> 01:20:22,571 You used to love that, you know. 1545 01:20:22,656 --> 01:20:24,316 I used to walk you there when you were 9 to get ... 1546 01:20:24,407 --> 01:20:25,784 Dad, I know, but I was 9 years old. 1547 01:20:25,868 --> 01:20:27,493 ... Give me a break. ... Okay, okay. 1548 01:20:27,579 --> 01:20:29,370 Jerry R. Baskin, this is my daughter, Jen. 1549 01:20:29,456 --> 01:20:32,209 So, you're the one that doesn't eat. 1550 01:20:32,294 --> 01:20:35,379 You're a legend in your own time, Mr. Baskin. 1551 01:20:35,464 --> 01:20:37,257 No, no, no, no. 1552 01:20:37,342 --> 01:20:38,884 I'm just a bum. 1553 01:20:38,968 --> 01:20:41,212 You look more like a millionaire to me. 1554 01:20:41,307 --> 01:20:43,133 You should see the way he eats. 1555 01:20:43,224 --> 01:20:45,349 ...loading and unloading... 1556 01:20:45,436 --> 01:20:47,145 Can we have some music, dad? 1557 01:20:47,230 --> 01:20:48,938 No, they stole my Blaupunkt. 1558 01:20:49,240 --> 01:20:51,313 I apologised about that radio, Dave. 1559 01:20:51,401 --> 01:20:53,525 I loaned him the car, and my radio was stolen. 1560 01:20:53,613 --> 01:20:55,106 It wasn't my fault. 1561 01:20:55,198 --> 01:20:56,656 Then whose fault is it?! Whose fault is it?! 1562 01:20:56,741 --> 01:20:58,534 I think I'll transfer to Vassar, mom. 1563 01:20:58,620 --> 01:21:00,779 They have this really great exchange programme. 1564 01:21:00,872 --> 01:21:03,310 I can go to ltaly in my junior year. 1565 01:21:03,125 --> 01:21:05,368 I think Europe would be great for you. 1566 01:21:05,462 --> 01:21:07,918 So, um, what's with this Jerry guy? 1567 01:21:08,700 --> 01:21:09,999 Oh, he's okay. 1568 01:21:10,930 --> 01:21:12,133 There's something about him I don't trust at all. 1569 01:21:12,221 --> 01:21:16,900 Well, honey, he ... he ... he has a strange wisdom. 1570 01:21:18,354 --> 01:21:19,766 Mom, is it all right if I ... 1571 01:21:19,856 --> 01:21:21,980 if I invite a couple of f riends to our party? 1572 01:21:22,670 --> 01:21:23,608 Sure, honey. 1573 01:21:23,694 --> 01:21:26,149 We could play some music. I'm f orming a band. 1574 01:21:26,239 --> 01:21:27,982 Do you know any Chinese songs? 1575 01:21:28,740 --> 01:21:30,364 Well, how many of the Chinese are coming? 1576 01:21:30,453 --> 01:21:32,446 10. They travel in gangs. 1577 01:21:32,538 --> 01:21:34,698 Well, w-what are we eating? 1578 01:21:34,790 --> 01:21:37,283 Uh, kosher, Chinese, and Mexican. 1579 01:21:37,379 --> 01:21:39,200 Barbara, I invited Orvis and his wife. 1580 01:21:39,880 --> 01:21:41,820 ... That's okay, isn't it? ... That's gr eat, honey. 1581 01:21:41,174 --> 01:21:42,753 You must have had a lot to eat on the plane. 1582 01:21:42,843 --> 01:21:44,386 Do I remember talking to you? 1583 01:21:44,471 --> 01:21:46,629 You look like you're starving yourself. 1584 01:21:46,724 --> 01:21:48,431 Why don't you keep your brilliant insights to yourself? 1585 01:21:48,518 --> 01:21:49,515 We don't talk about it, Jerry. 1586 01:21:49,602 --> 01:21:50,930 Oh, I see. I see. 1587 01:21:51,210 --> 01:21:52,349 W-W-Wait. It's better to talk about it. 1588 01:21:52,438 --> 01:21:54,397 It's better to get things out in the open. 1589 01:21:54,484 --> 01:21:56,108 Shut up, Max. 1590 01:21:56,193 --> 01:21:58,816 You know, you are a troublemaker, mister. 1591 01:21:58,905 --> 01:22:02,357 Why don't you just stay out of family business, okay? 1592 01:22:02,452 --> 01:22:04,824 I'm getting damn sick and tired of you, too, Jer. 1593 01:22:04,913 --> 01:22:06,408 Hey, Dave, I apologised about the radio. 1594 01:22:06,500 --> 01:22:08,780 For Christ's sake, look at your daughter! 1595 01:22:08,168 --> 01:22:09,960 ... It's not about the radio! ... Well, what ... 1596 01:22:10,450 --> 01:22:11,421 Oh, to hell with it. I'm outta here. 1597 01:22:11,506 --> 01:22:12,456 Jesus. 1598 01:22:12,549 --> 01:22:13,498 No! 1599 01:22:13,592 --> 01:22:15,300 Dave, this can wait! 1600 01:22:15,930 --> 01:22:16,423 Okay, okay, okay. 1601 01:22:16,512 --> 01:22:19,301 We'll talk about it after the party. 1602 01:22:19,391 --> 01:22:20,969 You're the boss, Dave. 1603 01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:27,160 Give me a piece of cake. 1604 01:22:29,653 --> 01:22:31,529 Thank you. 1605 01:22:38,875 --> 01:22:43,337 There you are, Matisse. Yeah. 1606 01:22:43,423 --> 01:22:45,131 ...materials. 1607 01:22:45,217 --> 01:22:47,886 The police inform that no league group has put off 1608 01:22:47,969 --> 01:22:51,222 the responsibility of these attacks. 1609 01:22:52,851 --> 01:22:54,476 Carmen? I can't go on like this. 1610 01:22:54,562 --> 01:22:56,389 ... Get out. ... Oh, this is killing me. 1611 01:22:56,482 --> 01:22:58,640 ... You betrayed me. ... She's my wife. 1612 01:22:58,734 --> 01:23:01,142 ... Ha! I knew you would say that. ... What's the matter? 1613 01:23:01,237 --> 01:23:03,396 Come on, what's the matter? Don't you like me? 1614 01:23:03,490 --> 01:23:06,112 Oh, that's not the point. And now I see the big picture. 1615 01:23:06,202 --> 01:23:09,730 ... What big picture? ... You are the imperialist... 1616 01:23:09,165 --> 01:23:11,702 using me like the Third World. 1617 01:23:11,792 --> 01:23:13,335 What? 1618 01:23:13,419 --> 01:23:16,422 Oh, struggle is a great teacher. You see, I am nothing. 1619 01:23:16,507 --> 01:23:18,750 I am the worker. You are the capitalist. 1620 01:23:18,844 --> 01:23:21,218 The only way we change this is revolution. 1621 01:23:21,306 --> 01:23:23,430 Wai... no, no, no. We were having fun. 1622 01:23:23,517 --> 01:23:25,474 Yes ... decadent fun. 1623 01:23:25,561 --> 01:23:27,850 Where are you getting all this crap on the walls? 1624 01:23:27,938 --> 01:23:30,608 What did you do? Did you join a communist discussion group? 1625 01:23:30,692 --> 01:23:32,186 My father was a communist, okay? 1626 01:23:32,277 --> 01:23:33,819 Oh, then you're a traitor to your class. 1627 01:23:33,905 --> 01:23:35,316 Where are you getting all this stuff? 1628 01:23:35,406 --> 01:23:37,779 ... Books. ... Books? What books? 1629 01:23:37,867 --> 01:23:40,324 The books that Jerry gave to me. 1630 01:23:40,413 --> 01:23:42,868 Jerry? 1631 01:23:44,501 --> 01:23:46,127 Jerry. 1632 01:23:46,211 --> 01:23:48,860 Mm-hmm. 1633 01:23:50,175 --> 01:23:53,925 Jerry. 1634 01:23:54,140 --> 01:23:57,182 Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. 1635 01:23:59,145 --> 01:24:03,523 Jerry. Jerry. 1636 01:24:57,389 --> 01:25:00,940 Debussy? 1637 01:25:00,184 --> 01:25:04,395 Yeah. 1638 01:25:04,480 --> 01:25:07,851 You play very well. 1639 01:25:07,944 --> 01:25:09,354 I play fair. 1640 01:25:09,445 --> 01:25:11,605 It's hard to find pianos in alleys, you know. 1641 01:25:11,698 --> 01:25:14,949 Just another one of your hidden talents, huh? 1642 01:25:15,370 --> 01:25:16,412 Yeah. 1643 01:25:16,496 --> 01:25:18,905 When I played the concert circuit, 1644 01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:22,120 I always opened with Debussy. 1645 01:25:22,212 --> 01:25:24,919 I want you to know that I'm on to you, Jerry. 1646 01:25:25,800 --> 01:25:27,297 You're very attractive in a sick way. 1647 01:25:27,386 --> 01:25:30,340 You're charming, iconoclastic. You're a sociopath. 1648 01:25:30,431 --> 01:25:32,425 See, I'm a psych major, you see, 1649 01:25:32,517 --> 01:25:34,759 so I know all about people like you. 1650 01:25:34,854 --> 01:25:37,393 Now, my parents, on the other hand, 1651 01:25:37,483 --> 01:25:41,180 they are kind, compassionate, totally naive people, 1652 01:25:41,112 --> 01:25:45,324 and you are taking advantage of their kindness and naiveté. 1653 01:25:45,409 --> 01:25:49,242 That's disgusting, it's immoral, and I won't tolerate it, okay? 1654 01:25:49,330 --> 01:25:53,245 Do you understand me, Jerry? 1655 01:25:53,335 --> 01:25:55,578 Now, you can find a way to leave quietly and gracef ully 1656 01:25:55,673 --> 01:25:57,630 or I'm just gonna have to find ... 1657 01:25:57,716 --> 01:25:59,341 I'm just gonna have to find another way to deal with you. 1658 01:25:59,426 --> 01:26:02,629 The game is over, Jerry, as of tonight. 1659 01:26:31,302 --> 01:26:33,295 Hi! 1660 01:26:33,388 --> 01:26:36,139 ... Oh, it's beautiful! ... I love it! Great touch! 1661 01:26:36,224 --> 01:26:38,990 Barbara, Barbara, there's Minister Chan. 1662 01:26:38,185 --> 01:26:40,950 Come on, Barbara. There's Minister Chan. 1663 01:26:40,188 --> 01:26:41,469 Relax. That's the caterer. 1664 01:26:41,565 --> 01:26:43,475 I hope he brought enough abalone delight. 1665 01:26:43,566 --> 01:26:45,270 Oh, oh, oh, look who's here. 1666 01:26:45,111 --> 01:26:47,188 Orvis! Hey, hey! Thank you so much for coming. 1667 01:26:47,280 --> 01:26:49,488 ... Hey, nice to see you. ... Oh, my wife, Sandra. 1668 01:26:49,576 --> 01:26:52,330 Sandra, a pleasure, pleasure. This is my wife, Barbara. 1669 01:26:52,121 --> 01:26:54,197 These are our friends Dr. And Mrs. Waltzberg. 1670 01:26:54,290 --> 01:26:56,579 Hello. How are you? 1671 01:26:56,668 --> 01:26:59,208 Would you like something to eat? Either of you like something to eat? 1672 01:26:59,297 --> 01:27:01,456 Please, come with me. We'll get you something to eat right now. 1673 01:27:01,549 --> 01:27:02,926 Introduce you to some of our friends. 1674 01:27:03,100 --> 01:27:05,168 How are you? 1675 01:27:05,262 --> 01:27:06,923 This is Sidney Waxman and his wife, Pearl ... my business manager. 1676 01:27:07,150 --> 01:27:08,806 And these are my in-laws. 1677 01:27:08,891 --> 01:27:11,990 ... Sadie and Mel Whiteman. ... Nice meeting you. 1678 01:27:11,186 --> 01:27:13,761 This is my decorator, Geraldo. 1679 01:27:13,857 --> 01:27:16,640 ... Hello. ... Mucho gusto. 1680 01:27:16,152 --> 01:27:18,394 ... My yoga instructor, Baba Ranbir. ... Nice meeting you. 1681 01:27:18,488 --> 01:27:20,398 ... My dog's psychiatrist... ... Pleasur e to meet you. 1682 01:27:20,491 --> 01:27:21,689 Dr. Von Zimmer. 1683 01:27:21,784 --> 01:27:23,992 Oh, nice meeting you, doctor. 1684 01:27:24,790 --> 01:27:26,488 Is that his wife? She's a white girl. 1685 01:27:26,582 --> 01:27:28,660 They don't have any white meat. 1686 01:27:28,752 --> 01:27:30,745 Not white meat ... white wife. 1687 01:27:37,972 --> 01:27:40,890 Dave, the Chinese. The Chinese, the Chinese. 1688 01:27:40,976 --> 01:27:42,803 Oh. Excuse me. 1689 01:27:42,896 --> 01:27:44,473 Excuse me. I'm terribly sorry. 1690 01:27:44,563 --> 01:27:46,356 I should've been here to gr eet you. 1691 01:27:46,441 --> 01:27:48,150 I'm Dave Whiteman. I'm your host. 1692 01:27:48,235 --> 01:27:49,978 Welcome to my home, Minister Chan. 1693 01:27:50,710 --> 01:27:52,823 So good to see you. Minister Dong... 1694 01:27:52,907 --> 01:27:56,194 and all the other ministers a-a-and managers. 1695 01:27:56,287 --> 01:27:58,778 Is it all right if we "hang around"? 1696 01:27:58,873 --> 01:28:02,659 Minister Chan said, "Is it all right if we 'hang around'?" 1697 01:28:02,754 --> 01:28:05,790 Business joke ... get it? Hangers. 1698 01:28:11,514 --> 01:28:13,223 That's very ... that's very funny. 1699 01:28:13,309 --> 01:28:14,507 This is my wife, Barbara. 1700 01:28:14,602 --> 01:28:15,930 How do you do? 1701 01:28:16,200 --> 01:28:17,979 Most beautiful flower in the garden. 1702 01:28:18,650 --> 01:28:20,230 Most beautiful flower in the garden. 1703 01:28:20,110 --> 01:28:22,602 ... Oh, thank you very much. ... Thank you very much. 1704 01:28:22,695 --> 01:28:25,188 Would the minister care for some Shanghai plum wine? 1705 01:28:25,282 --> 01:28:26,563 Would you like some Shanghai plum wine? 1706 01:28:26,660 --> 01:28:29,151 No. Tab with a slice of lemon, please. 1707 01:28:29,246 --> 01:28:31,573 ... Tab with a slice of lemon, please. ... Tab? ... Tab? 1708 01:28:31,666 --> 01:28:33,955 ... Good. ... I want that. ... Yes. 1709 01:28:34,440 --> 01:28:36,583 They all want Tab. I don't have that much Tab. 1710 01:28:36,673 --> 01:28:38,831 Many Tabs. That's very ... 1711 01:28:38,925 --> 01:28:40,752 Oh, here is my daughter, Jenny. 1712 01:28:40,844 --> 01:28:43,419 Nice to meet you, Minister Chan. 1713 01:28:55,782 --> 01:28:58,403 Ho ho ho ho! 1714 01:28:58,493 --> 01:28:59,573 Happy new year. 1715 01:28:59,661 --> 01:29:00,610 Here you are. 1716 01:29:00,704 --> 01:29:01,819 Thank you, Santa. 1717 01:29:01,915 --> 01:29:03,244 Jerry! Jerry, Jerry. 1718 01:29:03,333 --> 01:29:05,659 Ho ho ho ho! 1719 01:29:05,753 --> 01:29:08,837 Please tell Minister Chan that this man was eating garbage 1720 01:29:08,923 --> 01:29:10,334 just three short weeks ago. 1721 01:29:10,425 --> 01:29:11,670 Ho ho ho ho ho ho! 1722 01:29:11,759 --> 01:29:13,338 ... Tabs! ... Tabs! 1723 01:29:13,429 --> 01:29:14,972 Tabs all around. Minister. 1724 01:29:15,560 --> 01:29:16,764 ... Yes, yes, yes, yes. ... Yes. 1725 01:29:16,850 --> 01:29:19,900 ... Thank you. ... Oh, you're so welcome. 1726 01:29:19,102 --> 01:29:20,349 Happy new year. 1727 01:29:20,438 --> 01:29:22,811 Are you having a happy new year, Spider? 1728 01:29:22,899 --> 01:29:25,605 We've made a good start, have we not, huh? 1729 01:29:25,694 --> 01:29:27,273 Things are so much better. 1730 01:29:27,364 --> 01:29:29,654 And next year will even be better. 1731 01:29:29,741 --> 01:29:31,569 Okay, everybody. 1732 01:29:31,661 --> 01:29:33,905 Orvis Goodnight is going to play for us, 1733 01:29:33,998 --> 01:29:35,707 and there's going to be dancing in the living room, 1734 01:29:35,793 --> 01:29:37,166 so come on, let's go. 1735 01:29:37,252 --> 01:29:38,830 What did she say? 1736 01:29:38,920 --> 01:29:41,246 ... We're gonna dance. ... We're gonna dance. 1737 01:29:41,340 --> 01:29:42,336 Ohh. 1738 01:29:42,424 --> 01:29:46,258 I've been seekin' 1739 01:29:46,347 --> 01:29:49,302 I've been searchin' 1740 01:29:49,393 --> 01:29:52,181 I've been lookin' 1741 01:29:52,271 --> 01:29:55,580 I've been searchin' 1742 01:29:55,149 --> 01:29:58,317 I've been seekin' 1743 01:29:58,404 --> 01:30:00,896 I've been searchin' 1744 01:30:00,990 --> 01:30:03,196 Whoo! 1745 01:30:03,285 --> 01:30:05,326 Ow-ow-ow-ow! 1746 01:30:05,413 --> 01:30:06,409 Whoo! 1747 01:30:06,498 --> 01:30:09,168 I'm tryin' to find 1748 01:30:09,252 --> 01:30:10,661 I'm tryin' to find 1749 01:30:10,753 --> 01:30:12,829 Hey! 1750 01:30:12,922 --> 01:30:15,165 More power to the people! Long live the revolution! 1751 01:30:15,259 --> 01:30:16,719 I'm a Marxist! 1752 01:30:16,802 --> 01:30:18,297 I'm a Marxist! 1753 01:30:18,387 --> 01:30:20,760 Radical left is nonsense. 1754 01:30:20,849 --> 01:30:22,510 Radical left is nonsense. 1755 01:30:22,603 --> 01:30:24,594 This is New Year's Eve! Don't argue in front of people! 1756 01:30:24,688 --> 01:30:26,266 You want to lose weight? Blow it out your arse. 1757 01:30:26,356 --> 01:30:27,981 I don't want to talk about weight now. 1758 01:30:28,670 --> 01:30:31,485 ... Blow it out your arse. ... Be, oh, be a human being! 1759 01:30:31,573 --> 01:30:34,694 Great gosh almighty, been a long time comin' 1760 01:30:34,785 --> 01:30:36,778 Whoo! 1761 01:30:36,871 --> 01:30:38,531 Yeah! 1762 01:30:42,128 --> 01:30:43,871 Hi, dad. 1763 01:30:43,963 --> 01:30:47,962 I would like to introduce you to some of my friends. 1764 01:30:48,510 --> 01:30:51,600 This is Jill, and this is Alexis, 1765 01:30:51,980 --> 01:30:54,348 and there's Moses, and that's Jordan, 1766 01:30:54,435 --> 01:30:56,960 and that's Crystal. 1767 01:30:56,188 --> 01:30:57,647 This is my band. 1768 01:30:57,730 --> 01:30:59,855 Dad, I know that you're shocked, 1769 01:30:59,942 --> 01:31:03,146 but don't say anything until you've thought about it. 1770 01:31:03,238 --> 01:31:05,564 Until Jerry encouraged me to face the truth, 1771 01:31:05,659 --> 01:31:07,202 I was in torment. 1772 01:31:07,286 --> 01:31:10,987 And I realise now l-I just have to be myself. 1773 01:31:11,820 --> 01:31:13,656 I know that you understand... 1774 01:31:13,753 --> 01:31:15,626 'cause I love you, dad. 1775 01:31:15,712 --> 01:31:19,297 I got lipstick on you. 1776 01:31:19,384 --> 01:31:22,469 Okay, we're gonna set up. 1777 01:31:24,391 --> 01:31:25,969 Bye. 1778 01:31:26,600 --> 01:31:29,429 Whoo! 1779 01:31:29,523 --> 01:31:32,312 Daddy, listen, don't worry about Max, okay? 1780 01:31:32,402 --> 01:31:34,940 This androgynous thing that he's doing 1781 01:31:35,290 --> 01:31:36,989 is all a part of growing up. 1782 01:31:37,750 --> 01:31:38,618 ... Hmm. ... Really. 1783 01:31:38,701 --> 01:31:41,157 Teenagers are under a lot of sexual pressure, 1784 01:31:41,246 --> 01:31:43,239 and this relieves it. I promise you. 1785 01:31:43,332 --> 01:31:44,708 ... Jenny. ... What? 1786 01:31:44,792 --> 01:31:48,459 Jenny, did I just see you eat something? 1787 01:31:48,546 --> 01:31:49,828 I'm starving. 1788 01:31:49,924 --> 01:31:52,961 You'r e kidding! That's fabulous! 1789 01:31:53,530 --> 01:31:54,429 What happened? 1790 01:31:54,513 --> 01:31:57,634 Daddy, I'm in love. 1791 01:31:57,726 --> 01:32:01,143 I am madly, passionately in love. 1792 01:32:01,230 --> 01:32:02,689 ... You're kidding. ... No. 1793 01:32:02,773 --> 01:32:04,566 This is great news. Who is it? 1794 01:32:04,651 --> 01:32:07,570 See, nobody was ever good enough for me before, you know, 1795 01:32:07,656 --> 01:32:09,814 because I kept comparing everybody to you. 1796 01:32:09,908 --> 01:32:11,700 ... Oh, don't be silly. ... Really. 1797 01:32:11,785 --> 01:32:14,270 ... No, no, no. ... Yeah, I was such a bitch. 1798 01:32:14,122 --> 01:32:15,580 I mean, a total princess. 1799 01:32:15,665 --> 01:32:17,456 But once I let go of my illusions 1800 01:32:17,542 --> 01:32:19,251 and my stupid pr econceptions ... 1801 01:32:19,336 --> 01:32:21,211 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 1802 01:32:21,298 --> 01:32:22,377 Who is it? Who is it? 1803 01:32:22,465 --> 01:32:23,746 Tell me who it is. 1804 01:32:23,842 --> 01:32:24,838 Jerry. 1805 01:32:24,926 --> 01:32:27,860 Jerry ... Jerry who? 1806 01:32:27,180 --> 01:32:30,881 Our Jerry, dad. It's a miracle. 1807 01:32:33,731 --> 01:32:35,356 Did you and he, uh ... 1808 01:32:35,441 --> 01:32:37,180 It's really a miracle. 1809 01:32:37,110 --> 01:32:39,602 Excuse me. One second. 1810 01:32:43,243 --> 01:32:46,827 You took my baby! You took my baby! 1811 01:32:46,913 --> 01:32:48,373 You took my ... 1812 01:32:48,457 --> 01:32:50,201 you took my baby! 1813 01:32:51,450 --> 01:32:53,667 I'm gonna kill him! 1814 01:32:53,756 --> 01:32:55,133 I'm gonna kill him! 1815 01:32:55,217 --> 01:32:57,591 He took my baby! He took my baby! 1816 01:32:57,679 --> 01:32:58,924 Dave! Dave! 1817 01:32:59,140 --> 01:33:00,295 Dave! 1818 01:33:00,391 --> 01:33:02,847 Daaaaaaaaaave! 1819 01:33:02,935 --> 01:33:04,514 Aaaaaah! 1820 01:33:04,604 --> 01:33:06,681 Oh, my God! Come back! 1821 01:33:06,773 --> 01:33:10,610 Do the thing 1822 01:33:10,154 --> 01:33:12,692 Do the thing 1823 01:33:12,783 --> 01:33:14,941 Do the thing, do the thing... 1824 01:33:15,350 --> 01:33:18,701 ... You took my baby! ... Dave! 1825 01:33:18,789 --> 01:33:19,952 I'll kill you! You took my baby! 1826 01:33:20,410 --> 01:33:23,126 Aah! Call 911! Aah! 1827 01:33:23,211 --> 01:33:24,920 You took my baby! 1828 01:33:29,178 --> 01:33:31,500 Dave! 1829 01:33:31,980 --> 01:33:32,889 Dave! 1830 01:33:32,974 --> 01:33:34,900 Dave! 1831 01:33:34,185 --> 01:33:35,299 Aah! 1832 01:33:36,812 --> 01:33:41,690 Great gosh almighty, been a long time comin' 1833 01:33:41,778 --> 01:33:45,650 Explain to the minister that on New Year's in Beverly Hills 1834 01:33:45,157 --> 01:33:49,535 it's the custom for people to jump in to show they're happy. 1835 01:33:57,881 --> 01:34:00,600 Whoo! 1836 01:34:00,930 --> 01:34:02,132 Dave! 1837 01:34:02,220 --> 01:34:03,419 Call 911! 1838 01:34:03,513 --> 01:34:04,677 Call 911! 1839 01:34:04,765 --> 01:34:06,592 Call 911! 1840 01:34:10,940 --> 01:34:12,649 Call 911! 1841 01:34:12,734 --> 01:34:14,526 Call 911! 1842 01:34:17,114 --> 01:34:20,116 Oh, trouble at the OK Corral. 1843 01:34:23,289 --> 01:34:25,864 Paddle! Paddle! 1844 01:34:25,960 --> 01:34:27,123 I'll kill you! 1845 01:34:27,212 --> 01:34:29,453 I'll kill ... I'll kill you! 1846 01:34:29,547 --> 01:34:31,340 I've been lookin' 1847 01:34:31,425 --> 01:34:34,676 I've been one of them 1848 01:34:34,762 --> 01:34:35,794 What happened?! 1849 01:34:35,890 --> 01:34:37,530 What happened?! 1850 01:34:37,142 --> 01:34:38,969 Get that cigar away from me! 1851 01:34:52,159 --> 01:34:54,367 I'll kill you! 1852 01:35:07,970 --> 01:35:10,265 What a fucking party! 1853 01:35:49,402 --> 01:35:52,238 You bit my neck. 1854 01:35:52,322 --> 01:35:54,310 Wiseguy. 1855 01:35:54,116 --> 01:35:57,653 You tried to kill me. 1856 01:35:57,747 --> 01:36:00,451 I was provoked. 1857 01:36:00,541 --> 01:36:04,623 You shouldn't have saved me in the first place. 1858 01:36:04,713 --> 01:36:07,998 I lent you a hand, and you bit it. 1859 01:36:08,910 --> 01:36:10,510 I gave folks what they wanted. 1860 01:36:10,138 --> 01:36:11,860 Really? 1861 01:36:11,180 --> 01:36:12,128 Yeah. 1862 01:36:12,223 --> 01:36:13,468 Linda Evans? 1863 01:36:13,558 --> 01:36:16,595 I never met the lady. 1864 01:36:16,687 --> 01:36:17,886 Hmph. 1865 01:36:17,980 --> 01:36:20,518 The sister with leukaemia? 1866 01:36:20,608 --> 01:36:22,934 I never had a sister. 1867 01:36:23,280 --> 01:36:25,234 The ashram? 1868 01:36:25,323 --> 01:36:27,150 I drove by it once. 1869 01:36:27,241 --> 01:36:29,913 The books ... the political books? 1870 01:36:29,996 --> 01:36:32,701 I picked them up in a supermarket. 1871 01:36:32,790 --> 01:36:34,500 What about us? 1872 01:36:34,586 --> 01:36:38,998 Oh, Jenny. That's life. 1873 01:36:41,594 --> 01:36:44,466 You took advantage, Jer. You lied. 1874 01:36:44,557 --> 01:36:46,550 Well, what'd you want to hear, Dave ... 1875 01:36:46,643 --> 01:36:49,265 real heartbreak, real sorrow? 1876 01:36:49,354 --> 01:36:50,850 It's boring. 1877 01:36:50,940 --> 01:36:53,980 Here's your pants. 1878 01:36:55,946 --> 01:36:58,354 That's my underwear, too, buddy. 1879 01:36:58,449 --> 01:37:00,489 Yeah. Oh, right you are. 1880 01:37:00,577 --> 01:37:01,775 That's right. 1881 01:37:03,580 --> 01:37:07,532 Oh, here's the money the Iranian guy gave me for his kid 1882 01:37:07,627 --> 01:37:09,372 when I gave him an apple. 1883 01:37:09,464 --> 01:37:11,838 Keep it. You gave him the apple. 1884 01:37:11,926 --> 01:37:13,302 It was your apple. 1885 01:37:13,387 --> 01:37:14,845 Here's your clothes. 1886 01:37:14,930 --> 01:37:17,885 And you can keep your hanger factories, 1887 01:37:17,976 --> 01:37:20,550 and you can keep your credit cards 1888 01:37:20,645 --> 01:37:22,140 and everything else. 1889 01:37:22,230 --> 01:37:24,389 It's called commitment, amigo. 1890 01:37:24,484 --> 01:37:25,812 I don't need it. 1891 01:37:25,901 --> 01:37:28,228 Yeah, I know, I know. You're free, huh? 1892 01:37:28,322 --> 01:37:30,300 You're free to eat garbage. 1893 01:37:30,116 --> 01:37:32,488 Yup. And I can piss anywhere I want to. 1894 01:37:32,578 --> 01:37:34,902 You could've pissed right here, Jerry. 1895 01:37:34,997 --> 01:37:39,625 Dave, he did. He pissed all over the joint. 1896 01:37:39,712 --> 01:37:41,586 Where you goin'? I'm real curious. 1897 01:37:41,673 --> 01:37:43,465 Who knows? 1898 01:37:43,550 --> 01:37:48,463 Stay. I'll make you a nice cappuccino. 1899 01:37:48,557 --> 01:37:50,990 Now go on back, Matisse! 1900 01:37:50,184 --> 01:37:52,580 No. No, Jerry. You take him. 1901 01:37:52,145 --> 01:37:54,719 You're the only one he listens to anyway. 1902 01:37:57,568 --> 01:37:59,940 Departure scene, take one. 1903 01:38:00,290 --> 01:38:01,774 I'll never eat again. 1904 01:38:10,292 --> 01:38:13,579 Come on, Matisse! 1905 01:38:17,301 --> 01:38:19,212 It's our lucky day, amigo. 1906 01:38:19,304 --> 01:38:21,631 There's lots of places we can go ... 1907 01:38:21,723 --> 01:38:23,634 Frisco, Santa Fe, Ensenada. 1908 01:38:23,727 --> 01:38:26,219 Jerry's gonna show you the ropes. 1909 01:38:26,313 --> 01:38:29,660 I'll show you the best parks to sleep in, 1910 01:38:29,149 --> 01:38:33,190 beaches where the coconuts flop into the palms of your hands. 1911 01:38:33,114 --> 01:38:35,191 Ahhh. We'll make our own schedule. 1912 01:38:35,283 --> 01:38:37,774 We don't owe nothin' to nobody! All right, yeah! 1913 01:38:39,455 --> 01:38:42,741 What's wrong, amigo? You hungry? 1914 01:38:42,834 --> 01:38:44,377 Come on. 1915 01:38:44,463 --> 01:38:47,250 Jerry will fix us up some good grub. Here. 1916 01:38:47,341 --> 01:38:51,388 There's good garbage in here. 1917 01:38:51,471 --> 01:38:54,842 Ah, look at this. Pâté. 1918 01:38:54,934 --> 01:38:57,888 Oh, this is gonna be good. 1919 01:38:57,979 --> 01:39:01,395 Only the best gourmet chow in town for us, huh? 1920 01:39:01,483 --> 01:39:02,860 Here, take a bite. 1921 01:39:02,944 --> 01:39:04,320 What's the matter? 1922 01:39:04,404 --> 01:39:05,816 Come on. This is good stuff. 1923 01:39:05,907 --> 01:39:07,734 This is the best garbage in town. 1924 01:39:07,825 --> 01:39:10,330 This is primo. 1925 01:39:42,872 --> 01:39:45,874 Let's go grab a cup of cappuccino. 1926 01:40:00,729 --> 01:40:05,641 You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack 1927 01:40:05,736 --> 01:40:09,520 You may find yourself in another part of the world 1928 01:40:09,614 --> 01:40:13,235 You may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile 1929 01:40:13,327 --> 01:40:18,916 You may find yourself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife 1930 01:40:19,200 --> 01:40:23,831 You may ask yourself, "Well...how did I get here?" 1931 01:40:23,925 --> 01:40:28,422 Letting the days go by ... let the water hold me down 1932 01:40:28,513 --> 01:40:32,179 Letting the days go by ... water flowing underground 1933 01:40:32,268 --> 01:40:36,314 Into the blue again ... after the money's gone 1934 01:40:36,399 --> 01:40:40,563 Once in a lifetime ... water flowing underground 1935 01:40:40,653 --> 01:40:44,700 You may ask yourself, "How do I work this?" 1936 01:40:44,785 --> 01:40:48,369 You may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?" 1937 01:40:48,457 --> 01:40:52,407 You may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house" 1938 01:40:52,504 --> 01:40:55,755 You may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife" 1939 01:40:55,841 --> 01:40:59,757 Letting the days go by ... let the water hold me down 1940 01:40:59,846 --> 01:41:03,679 Letting the days go by ... water flowing underground 1941 01:41:03,768 --> 01:41:07,601 Into the blue again ... after the money's gone 1942 01:41:07,690 --> 01:41:11,523 Once in a lifetime ... water flowing underground 1943 01:41:11,610 --> 01:41:13,736 Same as it ever was 1944 01:41:13,823 --> 01:41:15,781 Same as it ever was 1945 01:41:15,867 --> 01:41:17,492 Same as it ever was 1946 01:41:17,578 --> 01:41:19,655 Same as it ever was 1947 01:41:19,748 --> 01:41:21,706 Same as it ever was 1948 01:41:21,792 --> 01:41:23,536 Same as it ever was 1949 01:41:23,628 --> 01:41:25,502 Same as it ever was 1950 01:41:25,588 --> 01:41:28,211 Same as it ever was 1951 01:41:43,277 --> 01:41:45,521 Water dissolving 1952 01:41:45,614 --> 01:41:47,359 Water removing 1953 01:41:47,451 --> 01:41:51,153 There is water at the bottom of the ocean 1954 01:41:51,247 --> 01:41:53,156 Remove the water 1955 01:41:53,250 --> 01:41:54,744 Carry the water 1956 01:41:54,835 --> 01:41:56,460 Remove the water 1957 01:41:56,546 --> 01:41:58,670 From the bottom of the ocean 1958 01:41:58,756 --> 01:42:02,293 Letting the days go by ... let the water hold me down 1959 01:42:02,387 --> 01:42:06,384 Letting the days go by ... water flowing underground 1960 01:42:06,474 --> 01:42:10,344 Into the blue again ... after the money's gone 1961 01:42:10,438 --> 01:42:14,307 Once in a lifetime ... water flowing underground 1962 01:42:14,402 --> 01:42:18,235 Into the blue again ... into the silent water 1963 01:42:18,323 --> 01:42:22,157 Under the rocks and stone ... there is water underground 1964 01:42:22,245 --> 01:42:26,409 Letting the days go by ... into the silent water 1965 01:42:26,501 --> 01:42:30,500 Once in a lifetime ... water flowing underground 1966 01:42:30,589 --> 01:42:34,505 You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful house?" 1967 01:42:34,594 --> 01:42:38,213 You may ask yourself, "Where does that highway lead to?" 1968 01:42:38,307 --> 01:42:42,258 You may ask yourself, "Am I right? Am I wrong?" 1969 01:42:42,354 --> 01:42:45,558 You may say to yourself, "My God! What have I done?" 1970 01:42:45,650 --> 01:42:49,649 Letting the days go by ... let the water hold me down 1971 01:42:49,739 --> 01:42:53,869 Letting the days go by ... water flowing underground 1972 01:42:53,953 --> 01:42:57,572 Into the blue again ... after the money's gone 1973 01:42:57,665 --> 01:43:01,582 Once in a lifetime ... water flowing underground 1974 01:43:01,671 --> 01:43:11,591 Into the blue again ... once in a lifetime 1975 01:43:19,895 --> 01:43:20,310 Ripped by SOUTHSiDE in 2003 Resync by undelete in 2009 132738

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