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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:33,615 [GIRL SCREAMS] 2 00:00:33,783 --> 00:00:35,409 [CROWD GASPS] 3 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:36,785 GIRL: Ow. 4 00:00:36,953 --> 00:00:40,539 My side. Oh, no. Ow. 5 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:42,958 She's hurt. Someone call 911. 6 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:45,085 Stand back, I'm a doctor. 7 00:00:45,253 --> 00:00:47,838 -All right, sweetie. Okay. GIRL: Ow. 8 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:50,632 -Oh, all right. -My side. 9 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:53,802 She may have broken some ribs. Anybody know her parents? 10 00:00:54,262 --> 00:00:57,306 I'm gonna take her to the hospital. Help me get her up. Okay. 11 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:59,975 -Easy, easy. That's it. It's okay. -Oh, ow. 12 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:03,479 WOMAN: Good luck. 13 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:08,609 That really hurt. 14 00:01:08,777 --> 00:01:10,527 I think I sprained my wrist. 15 00:01:10,695 --> 00:01:13,280 Well, it's just a flesh wound, darling. 16 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:17,326 I can take you to the hospital or I can get you some rocky road. 17 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:19,328 The choice is yours. 18 00:01:20,997 --> 00:01:23,123 -Rocky road. -Ha, ha. 19 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:25,084 So how much we get? 20 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:27,002 Wanna count it? 21 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,590 SARAH: Five and 10 makes 20. 22 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:34,259 Thank you. Have a nice day. 23 00:01:35,845 --> 00:01:37,262 CHUCK: Hey. 24 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:40,099 -Long day? -Boring day. 25 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:42,351 Not sure if it's the excitement you're looking for... 26 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:45,521 ...but, uh, you wanna come over for a fake date with Awesome and Ellie? 27 00:01:45,688 --> 00:01:48,440 I promise fake cuddling but real pizza. 28 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:51,026 I'm sorry, Chuck. I-- I have plans. 29 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:53,695 Oh. Is there a mission? I don't remember getting the memo. 30 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:56,198 Uh, nope, no mission. Just plans. 31 00:01:57,534 --> 00:02:01,995 Of course, plans, like any 28-year-old spy with an evening to herself would have. 32 00:02:02,163 --> 00:02:05,541 I'm sorry, Chuck, but it's personal. 33 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,549 CHUCK: Hey. 34 00:02:13,716 --> 00:02:16,802 So, uh, ready for the big mission tonight? 35 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:20,389 -What mission? -You don't have to play games. 36 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:22,349 You and Sarah, super-secret mission. 37 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:25,561 There's no mission, moron. She's taking a personal day. 38 00:02:25,728 --> 00:02:28,564 -I didn't realize we got personal days. -Well, you don't, we do. 39 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:30,941 -Any idea what she's up to? -Yep. 40 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:33,819 -Well? -It's personal. 41 00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:38,782 [ANNA CHUCKLES] 42 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:40,409 What do you think you're doing? 43 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:43,704 Giving us a little privacy so we can hook up. Come here. 44 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:45,497 -Come on. -Morgan, no. 45 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:48,041 I'm sick of hooking up only at work. 46 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:49,877 I'd love to go someplace else, but where? 47 00:02:50,044 --> 00:02:52,296 My mother's always home. You have three roommates. 48 00:02:52,463 --> 00:02:54,214 -I'm open to suggestions. -Really? 49 00:02:54,382 --> 00:02:55,424 Good. Here. 50 00:02:57,010 --> 00:03:00,512 The Buena Burbank apartments. They have really cute one-bedrooms. 51 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:03,557 -See, I can't afford this. -We could, together. 52 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:05,309 We're ready to take the next step. 53 00:03:05,476 --> 00:03:06,727 Wow, we-- 54 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:08,187 That's um-- 55 00:03:08,354 --> 00:03:09,855 That's a very big step. 56 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,232 That is not something that you should rush into. 57 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,277 It's something that you should discuss. I mean, look at this place. 58 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:18,238 Seventy-two inch plasma, super-comfy couches... 59 00:03:18,406 --> 00:03:19,531 ...all the free coffee. 60 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:22,034 I mean, come on, baby. We are living the dream. 61 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:24,786 Whose dream, Morgan? 62 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:27,706 Everyone's. 63 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:29,499 [MORGAN SIGHS] 64 00:03:29,667 --> 00:03:34,171 Hey, Chuck, you ever wonder if you're not man enough to hang on to your woman? 65 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:35,881 -I need a Nerd Herd. -Mm-mm. 66 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,383 No, uh, Emmett found Jeff's underwear on the back seat. 67 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:41,970 And he's having them all re-upholstered as a safety precaution. 68 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:44,139 -Morgan, I need to borrow your bike. -Sure. 69 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:46,892 -Why? -It's personal. 70 00:03:53,107 --> 00:03:54,441 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 71 00:03:59,989 --> 00:04:01,657 Plans, huh? 72 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:10,958 How old is this guy? 73 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:25,013 [CELL PHONE BEEPING] 74 00:04:27,725 --> 00:04:29,309 Let's eat. 75 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:35,607 Uh, excuse me. Just a moment. 76 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:45,158 CHUCK: Yes, I'd like the linguini with the clam sauce, please. 77 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:49,371 -How did you find me? -The GPS on your watch. 78 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:51,248 What are you doing here? 79 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:53,375 Look, I'm sorry. I came for backup only. 80 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:55,043 I told you, it was personal. 81 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:57,129 I know, I know, but I flashed. 82 00:04:57,297 --> 00:05:01,216 Look, I'm all for a little time off, and God knows you deserve it. 83 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:04,094 But you should know the much, much, much older gentleman... 84 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:06,471 ...that you're having dinner with is a bad man. 85 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:07,806 -Chuck-- -Let me finish. 86 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:09,391 The guy is a total loser. 87 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:11,727 Absolute bottom-feeding scum of the earth... 88 00:05:11,894 --> 00:05:15,230 ...have I mentioned, considerably older man? 89 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:17,482 All true, but I'm a hell of a dancer. 90 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:24,740 Chuck, I'd like you to meet my dad, Jack Burton. 91 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:28,327 Dad, this is my boyfriend, Chuck. 92 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:34,249 Ahem. A real pleasure, sir. Ha. 93 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:18,210 French toast, whipped cream, fresh strawberries. 94 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,212 -Just how you like them. -When I was 12. 95 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,964 Oh. You need to eat something. Big day at work. 96 00:06:23,132 --> 00:06:25,300 What is it you're doing again? Making milkshakes? 97 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:26,968 -Frozen yogurt. -Oh. 98 00:06:27,136 --> 00:06:28,303 Sounds stimulating. 99 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:31,348 -Pays the bills. -Well, yeah, I can see that. 100 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:32,891 Very believable. 101 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:35,519 -What is that supposed to mean? -This place, your job. 102 00:06:35,686 --> 00:06:38,271 Your name, Sarah Walker, that schnook from last night. 103 00:06:38,439 --> 00:06:39,731 -Chippy. -Chuck. 104 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:41,983 You're working an angle. 105 00:06:42,151 --> 00:06:46,071 I mean, ha, ha, he's probably the son of some rich Beverly Hills family. 106 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:49,408 Look, Chuck is my boyfriend, and he makes $12 an hour. 107 00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:50,826 So you stay away from him. 108 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:53,662 Hey, you don't wanna cut me in, fine. 109 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:56,206 I don't need his money. I got my own. 110 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:59,418 Oh, my God. 111 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:01,711 It looks like almost a million dollars. 112 00:07:01,879 --> 00:07:04,506 Well, Christmas came a little early. 113 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:05,966 For you. 114 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:09,386 No, thanks. I'm not interested in your stolen money. 115 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:12,139 That's what you think of your old man? Some two-bit thief? 116 00:07:12,306 --> 00:07:16,560 Darling, a thief has to run out of town as fast as he can, but a good con man-- 117 00:07:16,727 --> 00:07:18,687 A good con man can leave whenever he wants. 118 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:20,772 I remember, Dad. 119 00:07:21,190 --> 00:07:22,691 So who donated the money, anyway? 120 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:24,776 A couple months ago, I flew over to Dubai. 121 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:27,696 You wouldn't believe the kind of money they got there. Oh. 122 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:32,200 This particular donation is compliments of Sheik Rajiv Amad. 123 00:07:33,077 --> 00:07:34,536 Amad, the Saudi oil family? 124 00:07:35,204 --> 00:07:37,205 My daughter knows her Arabs. 125 00:07:37,373 --> 00:07:38,415 I gotta go to work. 126 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:42,961 Uh, forgetting something? 127 00:07:44,213 --> 00:07:45,255 Have fun at the office. 128 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:47,924 SARAH: General, in the spirit of full disclosure... 129 00:07:48,092 --> 00:07:51,595 ...my father has conned Sheik Rajiv Amad out of nearly a million dollars. 130 00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:55,182 -Hit the big time. -Give the order and I'll bring him in. 131 00:07:55,349 --> 00:07:57,392 What? You're gonna arrest your own father? 132 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:00,687 -Isn’t that a conflict of interest? -Agent Walker's uncomfortable... 133 00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:04,441 -...I'd be happy to make the arrest. -No one is getting arrested yet. 134 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:07,277 Amad's been on the CIA's terror watch list for years. 135 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:11,239 He's suspected of funding terrorist regimes in Afghanistan and Kenya. 136 00:08:11,407 --> 00:08:14,534 We have no recent photos and he goes by many different aliases. 137 00:08:14,702 --> 00:08:17,579 Any information your father could provide about his financial holdings... 138 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:19,122 ...would be valuable intel. 139 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:21,958 General, my father is unaware of my CIA career. 140 00:08:22,126 --> 00:08:24,836 In fact, I'm not sure he would be all that proud. 141 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:28,423 No one is asking you to compromise your cover, Agent Walker. 142 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:29,841 Just talk to your father. 143 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:32,260 -Take the Intersect with you. -General, my father-- 144 00:08:32,428 --> 00:08:35,430 Your father conned a very connected, very dangerous man. 145 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:38,600 You better find out how deep he's in before the sheik does. 146 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:44,397 -Captain Morgan. -Hey, buddy. 147 00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:46,233 Uh, have you seen Chuck? 148 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,777 -Left for work. What's up? -What's up? 149 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:51,780 Basically, my life is over, that's what's up. 150 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:53,073 You ready for this? 151 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:54,950 Anna asked me to get an apartment together. 152 00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:56,910 Whoa. Ha, ha. 153 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:59,454 Big step, little man. All right. 154 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:03,291 I, uh-- I don't know about all right, I.... 155 00:09:03,459 --> 00:09:06,419 You know what, man? I just don't think I'm ready for that. 156 00:09:06,587 --> 00:09:09,256 Things are good with us, you know. Why rock the boat? 157 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:13,301 -Permission to speak freely? -There are no secrets between us. 158 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:18,265 Would you agree that you have no credit, no life plan, no apartment, no car... 159 00:09:18,432 --> 00:09:20,308 ...no adult responsibilities of any kind? 160 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,813 On rare occasion, I do my own laundry. 161 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,940 -Time to grow up, Morgan. -I know. 162 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:29,442 Here's the thing, this apartment is a lot of dough. 163 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:31,820 -It'll clear me out-- -Whoa. Whoa, whoa. 164 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,488 A little short on cash? 165 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:35,448 We'll lend it to you. Don't worry. 166 00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:37,033 Wait a minute. 167 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:40,036 -You'd do that for me, really? -Yeah. 168 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:43,498 That's-- That's super cool, man. 169 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:45,834 -Why? -Because I believe in you. 170 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:48,044 Consider it an investment in your future. 171 00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:51,673 -Whoa, are you sure about that? -Yes, I'm sure. 172 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:52,841 You'll pay me back. 173 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:55,802 Twelve percent interest every week or it goes up two points. 174 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,429 Absolutely. What does that mean? 175 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,515 Twenty five hundred should cover it. 176 00:10:01,225 --> 00:10:02,517 There you go, Morgan. 177 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:03,852 Welcome to adulthood. 178 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:06,187 We've been waiting for you. 179 00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:10,525 Sarah was just bluffing with Beckman. She'd never arrest her own father. 180 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,694 Why not? The guy's a criminal. 181 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:15,280 Been in and out of jail her whole life. 182 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,198 Yeah, but he seems to care though. 183 00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:19,909 At least he's attempting to have a relationship. 184 00:10:20,077 --> 00:10:23,038 -I don't even know where my own father is. -Oh, that's sad. 185 00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:27,125 You've confused me with someone that cares about your life before the Intersect. 186 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,378 Good session, buddy. Really feel like we had breakthrough there. 187 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,673 So long, Chuck. We had a good run, didn't we? 188 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:36,426 -Stuff of legend. Where you headed? -Adulthood. 189 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:39,387 Anna and I are moving in together. 190 00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:41,598 Really? That's fantastic. Congratulations. 191 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,433 Yeah. Yeah, I guess. 192 00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:46,269 Enjoy your youth, Charles. 193 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:48,647 Enjoy every damn minute of it. 194 00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:05,914 -Dude, have you seen her? -Who? 195 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:10,085 -The hottest piece to come in to this store. -Not even human, smoking hot. 196 00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:11,961 -Where? -Follow your boys. 197 00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:13,630 Follow your boys. 198 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:16,549 The 1981 DeLorean DMC. 199 00:11:17,426 --> 00:11:19,260 Only 9000 made. 200 00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:26,309 The exact car from Back to the Future. 201 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:31,106 Actually, the Back to the Future car had a Porsche engine. 202 00:11:31,273 --> 00:11:32,941 When's it gonna be done? 203 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:35,443 Um, few weeks. Months, at least. 204 00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:37,612 Hopefully the iPod adapter will help me sell it. 205 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,114 Are you serious? 206 00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:42,158 How could you have any trouble selling this treasure? 207 00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:45,161 The passenger door doesn't work, the gas mileage is horrible... 208 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:48,832 ...and if it actually goes over 22 miles per hour, it stalls. 209 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:51,251 Really? 210 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,841 -I'll take it. OWNER: Deal. 211 00:11:58,008 --> 00:12:00,051 Yes. Good boy. 212 00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:03,263 He's not a schnook. He's a wonderful, caring, intelligent guy. 213 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:04,764 Who's a class-A schnook. 214 00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:08,059 You don't wanna cut me in, no problem. But don't play me for a fool. 215 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,645 This guy has 2200 bucks to his name. 216 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,772 How do you know? 217 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,108 I lifted his ATM card last night. 218 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:19,654 I wanted to check him out because I was worried about you. 219 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:22,282 -Now that you know he's broke? -Now I'm really worried. 220 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,535 I'm gonna get a cab. 221 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,330 Charlie, there you are. 222 00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:30,999 Hi, good to see you again, Mr. Burton. 223 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,500 Oh, please, please, Jack. 224 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,044 Nice tie. Looking sharp, young man. 225 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:43,178 -Well, I think he's warming up to me. -Accidentally fell into my father's pocket. 226 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:46,014 It's okay. He was just being protective of you. 227 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,641 And after the way I behaved, I can't say I blame him. 228 00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:52,645 You're attributing good intentions to him because you're a good person. 229 00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:55,690 He must have done something right. You turned out pretty good. 230 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,236 Let's go. 231 00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:03,364 JACK: The trick was, it had to be an actual accident. 232 00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:04,574 Angel here was the best. 233 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:07,410 She could make a real doc believe that she had a broken arm. 234 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,788 -Oh, that's because I did. -One time. 235 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:12,040 Because the armored truck hit a patch of ice. 236 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:16,044 Unforeseeable act of God. At least your childhood was filled with excitement. 237 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:19,047 No kid had as much as fun as you did. 238 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:26,554 Um, ahem, so this latest, uh, score.... 239 00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:28,890 Sarah said you were just in Dubai? 240 00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:32,602 -You sure it's okay? -Oh, he's fine, trust me. 241 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:34,896 Always, darling. 242 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,065 Never forget that. 243 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:40,068 Something about, uh, a rich sheik? 244 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:46,241 I'm not a boastful man, Charlie, but this was my Mona Lisa. 245 00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:50,745 These oil guys were just dying to buy anything American. 246 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:53,206 -Oh, no, you didn't. -Right. 247 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:56,584 -Of course I did. -I think I'm missing a step here. 248 00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:59,462 -He pulled a Lichtenstein. -A Lichten-what? 249 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:02,090 Lichtenstein is a crazy invention of my father's. 250 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,634 German billionaire who has fallen on hard times... 251 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:09,305 ...needs to sell something fast, so like a piece of art or jewelry. 252 00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:11,307 -Bigger. -A boat? A plane? 253 00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:13,101 Closer, Charlie. 254 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,895 I brought you to my hotel for a reason. 255 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,314 I sold them that. 256 00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:28,825 What? You sold them Nagamichi Plaza? That's incredible. 257 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,452 -Dangerous. They're gonna find you. JACK: Oh, relax. 258 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:35,164 The 700 grand is a finder's fee for putting them in touch with Lichtenstein. 259 00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:37,333 By the time they know, I'll be on an island. 260 00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:39,669 Remember, Charlie, the bigger the lie the-- 261 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,754 The easier it is to believe. 262 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,133 Very good, very good. 263 00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:48,595 You think your dad bought us as a couple? He is a pretty sharp guy. 264 00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:50,388 He has his moments. 265 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:53,683 Maybe we should amp up the PDA. Try and sell it a little better. 266 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:57,812 Very funny. Just make sure you have your wallet. 267 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,657 [GASPS] 268 00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:12,327 I just flashed. That's him, that's Sheik Rajiv Amad. 269 00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:14,787 -Stay here. -What do you think he wants? 270 00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:16,497 What do you think? Lichtenstein. 271 00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,666 Too bad he doesn't exist. 272 00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:21,085 This, uh-- This has all been a terrible misunderstanding. 273 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:24,797 Why don't we meet in the morning in Mr. Lichtenstein's office... 274 00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:26,382 ...and settle this whole mess? 275 00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:29,510 You must think I'm a fool, Mr. Burton. 276 00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:30,720 I want my money. 277 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:32,889 Well, you want your money back, that's fine. 278 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:36,768 But I'd have to warn you, then the deal's off. 279 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:42,607 In fact, uh, this is Mr. Lichtenstein's personal secretary right here. 280 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,693 Miss Applebaum, may I present Sheik Rajiv Amad? 281 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:50,114 It's a pleasure to meet you. Mr. Lichtenstein has been expecting you. 282 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,408 Uh, how's tomorrow at 2? 283 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:56,829 I have a better idea. Why don't we go get him right now? 284 00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:58,790 [GUN COCKS] 285 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,254 I thought so. 286 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:06,756 There's no Lichtenstein. 287 00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,091 WOMAN: Mr. Lichtenstein. 288 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,219 Is there a Mr. Lichtenstein here? 289 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:15,431 MAN: Yeah? WOMAN: You have a message. 290 00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:21,187 JACK: Uh, Sheik Rajiv Amad... 291 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:26,442 ...may I present Hans Lichtenstein. 292 00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:34,283 Unfortunately, Mr. Lichtenstein only speaks German. 293 00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:37,537 But he'll be happy to meet you tomorrow at his office. 294 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:38,788 Two o'clock? 295 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,623 [CHUCK CLEARS THROAT] 296 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,251 Okay. 297 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:47,088 But if I don't get my building, he's a dead man. 298 00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,589 Translate that. 299 00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:51,092 Okay. 300 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,767 I knew you two were on the grift. 301 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:03,104 You can't put one past your old man. 302 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:12,280 Hey, honey, why is there $2500 missing from our account? 303 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:15,241 I forgot to tell you, I lent it to Morgan. 304 00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:18,411 I can only assume you met some other Morgan at work. 305 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:21,289 Because the thought of you giving away a hunk of our nest egg... 306 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,791 ...is just too horrific to consider. 307 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,334 I didn't give it away. 308 00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:27,795 I lent it to him so he can get an apartment with Anna. 309 00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:30,298 Chuck, how much does Morgan make at the Buy More? 310 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:32,300 Uh, about 12 bucks an hour. 311 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:35,428 Not including his always-appreciating comic-book collection... 312 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:37,722 ...which I would value in the $500 range. 313 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,974 -Devon. -It was an investment in his future. 314 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,601 So he could become an adult. 315 00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:42,810 [CAR HORN HONKS] 316 00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:44,687 That would be Morgan. He's giving me a ride. 317 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:46,856 On what, his handlebars? 318 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:48,316 No. Uh.... 319 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,568 Uh, Morgan-- 320 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:54,197 Morgan bought a barely functioning '81 DeLorean... 321 00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:56,657 ...that only goes 22 miles an hour. 322 00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:58,868 So I better get going. See you. 323 00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:04,499 You don't have to say it, babe. I'll get our money back. 324 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,002 General, I'd like to apologize for last night. 325 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:11,047 Chuck never should have gotten caught up in my father's ridiculous con. 326 00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:13,466 CASEY: We should place the Intersect in lockdown... 327 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,259 ...until the sheik is out of the country. 328 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:18,012 -And waste the perfect setup? -I'm not sure I follow. 329 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:21,015 The CIA has been trying to locate the hidden bank accounts... 330 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,517 ...of the Amad family for years. 331 00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:24,936 If you can convince him to wire you the funds... 332 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,230 ...we can access those accounts and freeze them. 333 00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:29,607 -Uh, funds for what? -The building. 334 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:33,778 It will need to be at least $10 million to access his international accounts. 335 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:37,698 General, is the agency asking us to commit fraud? 336 00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:41,494 No, that would mean the CIA has some knowledge of your mission. 337 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:44,705 How are we supposed to sell a 60-story building in one day? 338 00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:47,208 Ask your father. 339 00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:50,795 He seems to be very proficient in his chosen profession. 340 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:56,592 This is the soundproofing here. Yeah, you thought that the-- No. 341 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,928 -Do you know where Morgan is? -Who's to say? 342 00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:02,140 If he was able to get ahold of high-grade plutonium. He could be anywhere. 343 00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:04,267 Any place, any time. 344 00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:06,060 The Old West perhaps? Ha-ha-ha. 345 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,896 If I could travel in time, I'd go to Lester's birth. 346 00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:12,900 I'd love to see the look on your face when you emerged from the vaginal canal. 347 00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,448 Morgan went to the DMV to get plates. 348 00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:23,578 I lent him that money to get an apartment, not blow it on some stupid car. 349 00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:26,122 What? That money was for our apartment? 350 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:29,458 -I'm gonna kill him. -Get in line, Anna. 351 00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:31,586 All right, here's the thing. 352 00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:34,839 I beg both of you to reserve judgment until you've seen the plate. 353 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,591 Guys, you are gonna be.... 354 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,260 Oh! 355 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:40,595 Yeah. 356 00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:41,804 [MORGAN CHUCKLES] 357 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:43,764 I nailed it, right? 358 00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:46,058 You have exactly one day to get my money back to me... 359 00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:47,894 ...or I pluck you from head to toe. 360 00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,103 ANNA: Start with the groin. 361 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,439 He won't be using that region for a while. 362 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,357 [GASPS] 363 00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:58,863 But, honey, I got it for us. 364 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,282 SARAH: There is no reason to walk away now. 365 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,951 I think we could get the sheik to pay a 3-percent deposit. 366 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:07,205 Market value is over $300 million-- 367 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:08,956 Whoa, whoa, that's a lot of dough. 368 00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:12,210 Remember, darling, pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered. 369 00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,879 Well, the bigger the lie, the easier it is to believe. 370 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,759 We can do this. 371 00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:23,971 I guess, uh, 5 mil each ain't too bad. 372 00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:26,641 Two-point-five. 373 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:29,560 You want my help, you have to use my team. 374 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,312 What team? 375 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,813 CASEY: Hmm. 376 00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,649 -He's got a cop face. -Hmm? 377 00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:36,234 No offense. 378 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,860 [SCOFFS] 379 00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:41,489 Look, either he's in or none of us are. 380 00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:45,493 Fine, but he's your problem. 381 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:48,037 All right, Sarah and I will handle the deal. 382 00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:49,705 Cop face, you're security. 383 00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:50,915 [GRUMBLES] 384 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,501 We can switch names. I can be cop face and you can be schnook. 385 00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,588 We'll use our account number for the wire transfer. 386 00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,674 Don't trust you. 387 00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:01,133 No offense. 388 00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:03,010 Uh, question. What about me? 389 00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:05,972 I'm familiar with Hogan's Heroes, and "Castle Wolfenstein"... 390 00:21:06,139 --> 00:21:08,015 ...but beyond that, my German is rusty. 391 00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:10,268 Schnook, your job's gonna be toughest of all. 392 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,770 You need to sit there and not say a word. 393 00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:15,606 All right, everybody gather around. 394 00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:20,695 First, we need to evacuate current building management. 395 00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:24,699 JACK: May I have your attention, please. We need everyone out of this office. 396 00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:28,202 SARAH: This floor is being fumigated. We have already released toxic fumes. 397 00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:31,831 That can lead to infertility and low sperm count. 398 00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:41,048 All right, you heard them. Everyone out, let's go, people. 399 00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:42,717 Quickly, quickly. 400 00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:47,680 JACK: Next, we need to redecorate Lichtenstein Enterprises. 401 00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:55,146 Cop face, you're gonna use the gift God gave you. 402 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:57,773 Your cop face. 403 00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:11,412 They're here. Show time. 404 00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:35,394 JACK: We need to convince him that we don't wanna sell the building. 405 00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:37,355 He's the one getting the deal, not us. 406 00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:41,609 I'm sorry, Mr. Lichtenstein will be in Prague on Friday. 407 00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:43,611 No, Monday he's in Moscow. 408 00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,529 JACK: Wendy, I don't wanna be interrupted. 409 00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:49,283 I don't care if Mr. Trump calls. Tell him the building is no longer for sale. 410 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:51,619 I'll see him next week in New York. 411 00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,788 Gentleman, welcome. 412 00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:57,291 He'll have to call you back next week. Bye-bye. 413 00:22:58,293 --> 00:23:00,920 Mr. Lichtenstein will see you now. 414 00:23:08,678 --> 00:23:10,221 [GASPS] 415 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:16,268 Gentlemen, may I present to you Mr. Hans Lichtenstein. 416 00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:24,527 I'm sure you're busy, so we'll make this as painless as possible. 417 00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:26,737 After your lawyers examine the contracts... 418 00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:29,532 ...and the inspections are done, we can have a formal meeting. 419 00:23:29,699 --> 00:23:32,284 For now, we only require a 3-percent deposit... 420 00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:34,453 ...to take the property off the market. 421 00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:37,456 And that would be $10 million. 422 00:23:39,334 --> 00:23:42,795 First, I would like to have a word with Mr. Lichtenstein. 423 00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:44,672 Of course. I'll translate. 424 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,507 [IN GERMAN] 425 00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:48,008 I'm sorry. 426 00:23:48,176 --> 00:23:50,136 I don't trust you. 427 00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:52,346 I brought my own translator. 428 00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:56,851 [IN GERMAN] 429 00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:05,693 [SIGHS] 430 00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:08,863 [IN GERMAN ACCENT] That is the worst German accent I've ever heard. 431 00:24:09,030 --> 00:24:10,656 You butcher my language. 432 00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:12,366 The deal is off. 433 00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:14,869 Sounds like Colonel Klink. 434 00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:19,373 So as far as you know, no one ordered an exterminator today? 435 00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:23,335 I'm on my way now to find out what the hell's going on. 436 00:24:24,379 --> 00:24:26,046 We got company. Time to wrap it up. 437 00:24:26,214 --> 00:24:28,841 I'm sorry, Mr. Amad. It looks like the deal is off. 438 00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:33,512 But if I could have your account number, I'd be happy to wire the 700,000 you gave-- 439 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:35,556 Wait, wait, there's no reason to panic. 440 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:37,725 Everyone calm down. We can work this out. 441 00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:40,102 [SHOUTS IN GERMAN] 442 00:24:40,270 --> 00:24:42,563 Out of my building. The deal is off. 443 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:43,939 There you are. 444 00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:46,817 SARAH [OVER RADIO]: Mr. Lichtenstein has been offended. Everyone out. 445 00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:49,403 [EASY LISTENING MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 446 00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:53,240 There's no reason to panic. 447 00:24:53,408 --> 00:24:55,910 We're all businessmen here. Let's just sit down-- 448 00:24:56,077 --> 00:24:58,412 Enough! You're all crazy! 449 00:24:59,789 --> 00:25:01,957 No more games. This is my building. 450 00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:03,375 We had a deal. 451 00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:12,927 Uh, well, sheik, would you care to type in your account number for security purposes? 452 00:25:13,094 --> 00:25:15,763 Uh, just go ahead and do the type-y type. 453 00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:21,477 Feel free to look over the space. We'll give you a moment. 454 00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:24,563 AMAD: Never do business with Germans. 455 00:25:24,731 --> 00:25:27,608 Who the hell are you? And how'd you get up here? 456 00:25:28,276 --> 00:25:30,819 Why does that wall say Lichtenstein? 457 00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:38,744 -To Lichtenstein. CASEY: Ha, ha. 458 00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:40,663 Well, you pulled it off, kid. 459 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:42,790 You made me a believer. 460 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:45,000 Well, my German's a little rusty, but-- 461 00:25:45,168 --> 00:25:47,002 No, no, that you two are a couple. 462 00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:51,173 For later, cop face. 463 00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:53,717 Oh, victory smoke. Nice, nice. 464 00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:55,719 -You did good, baby. -So did you. 465 00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:57,721 JACK: I'm gonna get some ice. 466 00:26:00,475 --> 00:26:02,434 Well, I'm not one to say I told you so... 467 00:26:02,602 --> 00:26:05,145 ...but I think that worked out pretty good, now, didn't it? 468 00:26:05,313 --> 00:26:07,856 I guess he pulled through for me this one time. 469 00:26:08,024 --> 00:26:09,817 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 470 00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:11,026 Uh-huh. 471 00:26:11,194 --> 00:26:13,821 Yes, general. Mission accomplished. 472 00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:16,532 Money was transferred to the CIA account about an hour ago. 473 00:26:18,618 --> 00:26:20,578 Beckman never got the money. 474 00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:36,093 The laptop is gone. 475 00:26:38,263 --> 00:26:40,055 So is my cigar. 476 00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:54,570 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 477 00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:58,198 Hey, they were all out of fruit... 478 00:26:58,366 --> 00:27:00,993 ...so I was forced to bring up chocolate croissants. 479 00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:04,580 Well, I guess I have no choice but to take those off you. 480 00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:06,248 Come in. 481 00:27:11,087 --> 00:27:13,714 -You okay? -I'm fine. 482 00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:15,799 My dad will turn up somewhere. 483 00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:17,217 But I guess the real crime... 484 00:27:17,385 --> 00:27:19,553 ...is that we didn't get to freeze the sheik's accounts. 485 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:24,558 I'm sorry if I pushed you into trusting your father. 486 00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:28,562 If there's one thing I learned from my father, it's be ready for disappointment. 487 00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:32,441 And if it's anyone's fault, it's mine. 488 00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:35,402 No, it's not. 489 00:27:36,613 --> 00:27:39,448 Eleven years ago, my father left Ellie and me. 490 00:27:39,616 --> 00:27:41,408 He's, uh.... 491 00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:43,744 He was an unusual man. 492 00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:46,872 I guess that's generous. An engineer. 493 00:27:47,957 --> 00:27:50,250 We used to get Christmas cards and birthday calls. 494 00:27:50,418 --> 00:27:52,503 And then one year, it just stopped. 495 00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:54,963 I don't know why. 496 00:27:55,256 --> 00:27:59,218 What I do know is that it wasn't my fault. 497 00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:02,721 Granted, it took a significant amount of time... 498 00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:07,393 ...and an incredible amount of therapy to come to that realization, but.... 499 00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:13,315 You need to know that your father's sins are his and not yours. 500 00:28:16,986 --> 00:28:19,780 That's pretty eloquent for 9 a.m. 501 00:28:19,948 --> 00:28:23,784 What can I say? I am an articulate schnook. 502 00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:26,036 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 503 00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:27,663 Lucky for me. 504 00:28:28,289 --> 00:28:30,332 BECKMAN [OVER MONITOR]: You're alone? -Yes, general. 505 00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:32,084 We've tracked down Jack Burton. 506 00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:36,130 He checked in to a downtown motel under the alias Guido Merkins. 507 00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:39,591 I understand the sensitivity of the situation. 508 00:28:40,051 --> 00:28:41,260 I'll go alone. 509 00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:43,345 -Agent Casey. -Yeah? 510 00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:45,764 Tell Agent Walker I'm sorry. 511 00:28:47,809 --> 00:28:49,309 Roger that. 512 00:28:50,186 --> 00:28:52,438 MORGAN: Where am I gonna find $2500? 513 00:28:55,608 --> 00:28:57,317 Charles. 514 00:28:57,485 --> 00:29:00,612 Hey, my man. Looking well as usual. 515 00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:03,407 Oh, my, and that scent. 516 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:05,367 It's like the beach after the rains. 517 00:29:05,535 --> 00:29:06,577 [SNIFFS] 518 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,996 -What do you call it? -Deodorant. 519 00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:10,622 What do you want? 520 00:29:10,790 --> 00:29:12,332 I, uh, need to borrow some money... 521 00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:15,919 ...or your future brother-in-law is gonna pluck me from head to toe. 522 00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:17,880 -How much are we talking? -Um... 523 00:29:18,047 --> 00:29:20,048 ...not too much. Twenty-five hundred. 524 00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:22,676 Give or take. 525 00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:38,442 [GRUNTING] 526 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:40,444 You did good, baby. 527 00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:42,237 Stand back, I'm a doctor. 528 00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:55,042 [GRUNTING] 529 00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:56,794 No kid had as much fun as you did. 530 00:30:09,098 --> 00:30:10,557 [BUZZING] 531 00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:14,269 [PANTING] 532 00:30:17,023 --> 00:30:18,774 -What? JACK [OVER PHONE]: Baby, I'm sorry. 533 00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:20,984 But I got a perfect excuse for what happened. 534 00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:23,362 Oh, I'd love to hear all about it. 535 00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:24,988 Some other time. 536 00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:27,658 Just remember, I did it all for you. 537 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:31,078 AMAD [OVER PHONE]: So touching. Ah, so touching. Family reunion. 538 00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:33,622 Now, where the hell is my money? 539 00:30:34,707 --> 00:30:36,124 I don't have it. 540 00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:39,753 -Well, then, we have a real problem. -Don't give it to him, honey. 541 00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,256 If anything happens to my father-- 542 00:30:42,423 --> 00:30:44,758 What? You will con me out of more money? 543 00:30:46,135 --> 00:30:48,262 No. I'll kill you. 544 00:30:48,429 --> 00:30:51,807 Then bring me what is mine and we won't have a problem. 545 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:53,892 Okay? 546 00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:56,144 I'll call you in an hour. 547 00:31:04,904 --> 00:31:07,573 -Thank you so much for this. -Oh, yeah. 548 00:31:08,408 --> 00:31:10,075 Do you mind? 549 00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:13,912 Oh, I can't know your PIN? I'll give you mine if it makes you feel better. 550 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:17,457 -There are some boundaries, Morgan. -Okay, all right, all right, I'm sorry. 551 00:31:21,170 --> 00:31:22,546 [ATM BEEPS] 552 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,506 -Oh, my God. -Oh, my God what? 553 00:31:24,674 --> 00:31:26,174 Uh, you're broke, right? It's okay. 554 00:31:26,342 --> 00:31:27,801 Don't feel bad, dude. You know what? 555 00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:31,972 There are places I could use some grooming, so forget about it. 556 00:31:49,282 --> 00:31:51,158 CHUCK: Hey, hey, Sarah. 557 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:56,163 I hope this isn't a mistake and the CIA has decided to compensate me for heroism. 558 00:31:56,331 --> 00:31:57,664 Later, Chuck. 559 00:31:57,832 --> 00:32:00,667 But there happens to be an extra, oh, $10 million in my ATM account. 560 00:32:00,835 --> 00:32:04,421 What? Why would my father put the sheik's money in your account? 561 00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:07,841 Whoa, again, we're not so sure that this is coming from your father. 562 00:32:08,009 --> 00:32:10,719 I'm still clinging to the compensation theory. 563 00:32:11,888 --> 00:32:13,722 -Leave it there. -That's not a bad idea. 564 00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:16,308 Should earn a couple thousand a day in interest. 565 00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:19,603 -What are you doing? Where are you going? -It's personal. 566 00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:25,025 Hey, hey, have you seen Walker? 567 00:32:25,193 --> 00:32:29,196 Yes, she left in a hurry with two bags full of T-shirts and some serious firepower. 568 00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:31,281 -Where you going? -It's personal. 569 00:32:33,993 --> 00:32:35,452 -Morgan, Morgan. -Yeah? 570 00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:37,955 CHUCK: I'm gonna loan you the money. -Oh, thank you. 571 00:32:38,122 --> 00:32:40,415 I need to borrow the DeMorgan. It's an emergency. 572 00:32:40,583 --> 00:32:42,501 Oh, absolutely, yeah, yeah, yours. Done. 573 00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:45,545 -What's up? -It's personal. 574 00:32:46,881 --> 00:32:47,881 Treat her well, my friend. 575 00:33:12,740 --> 00:33:14,574 That's close enough. 576 00:33:16,786 --> 00:33:19,246 -You have something for me? -Where's my father? 577 00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:23,625 Hey. Yeah. 578 00:33:53,614 --> 00:33:55,115 Nothing. 579 00:33:56,409 --> 00:33:58,285 [CAR HORN HONKS] 580 00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:00,454 [ENGINE RATTLING] 581 00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:13,383 Don't shoot! I have your money right here. 582 00:34:13,551 --> 00:34:15,010 -Hey, no. AMAD: Grab her gun. 583 00:34:21,517 --> 00:34:23,769 Mr. Lichtenstein, thank you for joining. 584 00:34:24,479 --> 00:34:26,730 -Here to sell me the DeLorean? -I have your money. 585 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:29,816 Okay, and I can wire it to you right now. 586 00:34:30,443 --> 00:34:33,904 If you're lying, I will put a bullet in her head. 587 00:34:37,950 --> 00:34:40,118 All I need is your account number. 588 00:34:40,995 --> 00:34:45,082 Please, we're just a couple of bad con men who got in way too deep, all right? 589 00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:47,584 All we wanna do is give you your money back. 590 00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:50,337 Come take it and let us go. 591 00:34:57,845 --> 00:34:59,513 CASEY: The sheik's account number, hmm. 592 00:35:00,014 --> 00:35:02,224 Decent plan, Bartowski. 593 00:35:02,391 --> 00:35:04,851 Of course, I'll never tell him that. 594 00:35:05,019 --> 00:35:06,353 [COMPUTER BEEPING] 595 00:35:09,982 --> 00:35:11,316 CHUCK: There, you have your money. 596 00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:13,401 AMAD: Pleasure doing business. 597 00:35:13,569 --> 00:35:15,237 -Now kill them. -What? 598 00:35:15,696 --> 00:35:17,447 [SIREN WAILING] 599 00:35:23,579 --> 00:35:25,080 CASEY: Okay. 600 00:35:25,248 --> 00:35:27,374 Hold it right there. U.S. Treasury. 601 00:35:27,875 --> 00:35:30,127 Don't anybody move. 602 00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:32,045 Send them up, boys. I got him. 603 00:35:33,381 --> 00:35:34,506 I got Lichtenstein. 604 00:35:36,676 --> 00:35:37,884 -Come on. -Unh! 605 00:35:38,052 --> 00:35:39,886 CASEY: Ah. 606 00:35:40,763 --> 00:35:43,849 Yeah, you're really selling it there, Casey. 607 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,435 Is this a joke, huh? Where's your backup? 608 00:35:47,603 --> 00:35:51,273 Oh, ha, I'm just the tip of the spear. Rest of the crew's on their way up. 609 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,359 Following these grifters for months now. 610 00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:58,071 You know, if you gentleman would be willing to testify... 611 00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:01,408 ...I'm sure we can get the weapons charges dropped, hmm? 612 00:36:03,077 --> 00:36:04,411 Drop it! 613 00:36:05,037 --> 00:36:07,581 No, no, no, you lower your weapon... 614 00:36:07,748 --> 00:36:09,291 ...or I will kill your father. 615 00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:22,345 [JACK GRUNTS] 616 00:36:25,224 --> 00:36:27,601 If I did that to him, imagine what I'll do to you. 617 00:36:27,768 --> 00:36:29,352 Drop your weapon. 618 00:36:32,773 --> 00:36:34,107 [GASPING] 619 00:36:38,279 --> 00:36:41,156 -Amad's getting away. -Not at 22 miles an hour, he's not. 620 00:36:42,158 --> 00:36:43,325 [GRUNTS] 621 00:36:43,826 --> 00:36:44,868 SARAH: All clear. 622 00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:47,662 Dad. 623 00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:52,709 -Hey. -Hey. 624 00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:54,920 Yeah, thanks. A little rough with the cuffs. 625 00:36:55,087 --> 00:36:56,129 Yeah, call it in. 626 00:36:56,297 --> 00:36:59,132 You didn't use blanks? What's wrong with you people? 627 00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:01,551 It was just a flesh wound. 628 00:37:03,137 --> 00:37:05,972 Yeah, hi, I'd like to report a stolen '81 DeLorean. 629 00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:11,019 License plate is D-E-M-O-R-G-A-N. 630 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,563 No, this is-- This is not a prank call. 631 00:37:15,816 --> 00:37:18,944 Thanks to your efforts, we were able to freeze a billion dollars... 632 00:37:19,111 --> 00:37:20,654 ...of the sheik's foreign accounts. 633 00:37:20,821 --> 00:37:22,280 -Well done. -General. 634 00:37:22,448 --> 00:37:24,866 -Hmm. -Now to the unpleasant news. 635 00:37:25,034 --> 00:37:27,702 Agent Walker, we're sending a unit to pick up your father... 636 00:37:27,870 --> 00:37:30,413 ...for the previous embezzlement charge at 5:00 today. 637 00:37:31,999 --> 00:37:34,125 Say your goodbyes. That's all. 638 00:37:34,293 --> 00:37:35,669 General. 639 00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:39,297 As you know, Mr. Burton was invaluable in the seizure of these funds. 640 00:37:40,841 --> 00:37:44,344 Perhaps that could lessen his prison sentence. 641 00:37:45,638 --> 00:37:48,390 Prosecution will be made aware of that. 642 00:37:55,898 --> 00:37:57,023 Thank you. 643 00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:04,823 You're not gonna believe this. The police just called. 644 00:38:04,991 --> 00:38:07,367 The DeLorean was stolen. 645 00:38:07,868 --> 00:38:10,036 -I've been meaning-- -Do you know what that means? 646 00:38:10,204 --> 00:38:12,580 They have to impound the car. I'm gonna get blue-book value. 647 00:38:12,748 --> 00:38:15,625 I'll pay back Awesome and still have 10 large. Dude, I'm rich! 648 00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:18,920 Ah, we're rich. Now we can move in together in style. 649 00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:22,382 I'm doing the whole living room in shabby chic. 650 00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:24,843 -Love you. -Love you. 651 00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:27,637 Oh, kisses. Uh, mm. 652 00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:29,889 Yummy kisses. Ha, ha. 653 00:38:30,558 --> 00:38:33,893 -You have to grow up sometime. -Right girl, the right time. I'm proud of you. 654 00:38:34,061 --> 00:38:36,855 Dude, you're not gonna believe what showed up in the audio install. 655 00:38:37,023 --> 00:38:38,565 -Morgan, no. -Yes. 656 00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:40,275 -Yes. Do. CHUCK: Do not. 657 00:38:40,443 --> 00:38:43,194 Well, it couldn't hurt to look, you know.... 658 00:39:01,213 --> 00:39:02,339 Ow. Aah. 659 00:39:02,798 --> 00:39:04,424 Boy, lucky you're a good shot. 660 00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:06,843 But a good con man doesn't need a gun and he can-- 661 00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:11,056 Leave town whenever he wants. I know. 662 00:39:15,227 --> 00:39:16,269 [JACK GRUNTS] 663 00:39:16,437 --> 00:39:18,563 Uh, Dad, can you get me some rocky road? 664 00:39:18,731 --> 00:39:20,648 -There's a store around the corner. -Ha, ha. 665 00:39:20,816 --> 00:39:22,359 Sure thing, darling. 666 00:39:23,527 --> 00:39:25,862 Why did you put the money in Chuck's account? 667 00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:28,990 I needed to put it somewhere because I didn't trust cop face. 668 00:39:30,076 --> 00:39:31,659 But you trusted Chuck? 669 00:39:33,662 --> 00:39:36,289 I read people. It's the only real talent I got. 670 00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:39,626 One thing I know, that kid would never betray you. 671 00:39:41,754 --> 00:39:43,797 I made a $10-million bet that he loved you. 672 00:39:44,965 --> 00:39:46,508 [CHUCKLES] 673 00:39:46,675 --> 00:39:50,095 Turns out I was right. I'll be back in a minute. 674 00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:55,058 Uh, Dad? 675 00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:02,774 Can you make it a double scoop? 676 00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:04,567 [CHUCKLES] 677 00:40:04,735 --> 00:40:06,194 Sure, darling. 678 00:40:21,961 --> 00:40:23,336 Hi. 679 00:40:25,005 --> 00:40:26,339 Hello, Charlie. 680 00:40:26,507 --> 00:40:29,134 -I've grown accustomed to schnook. -So have I. 681 00:40:32,012 --> 00:40:35,098 I, uh-- I wanted to thank you for coming back... 682 00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:38,518 ...when I gave you 10 million reasons to leave. 683 00:40:38,686 --> 00:40:40,520 But one really good reason to stay. 684 00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:46,067 -She would have done the same for me. -I believe she would have. 685 00:40:46,235 --> 00:40:48,111 Lucky for me, she met the right schnook. 686 00:40:49,738 --> 00:40:52,323 [SIRENS WAILING] 687 00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:05,587 [TALKING INDISTINCTLY] 688 00:41:06,881 --> 00:41:10,049 My daughter is some kind of cop, isn't she? 689 00:41:12,219 --> 00:41:15,180 Yeah, yeah. Something like that. 690 00:41:18,601 --> 00:41:20,768 JACK: She turned out pretty good. 691 00:41:20,936 --> 00:41:23,313 Even with a lousy father. 692 00:41:28,027 --> 00:41:29,694 Take care of her. 693 00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:32,405 I'll do my best. 694 00:41:50,966 --> 00:41:53,301 -Are you okay? -I'm fine. 695 00:41:54,428 --> 00:41:55,720 Here. 696 00:42:06,815 --> 00:42:08,399 He'll be back soon. 697 00:42:08,567 --> 00:42:10,193 No, he won't. 698 00:42:59,201 --> 00:43:01,202 [ENGLISH SDH] 54130

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