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♪ Ahh-ahh
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♪ Don't let them go Don't let them go
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♪ Take a beautiful dream and let it show
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♪ Don't let them go Don't let them go
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♪ Take a beautiful dream
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♪ And let it grow,
grow, grow, grow, grow
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♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. ♪
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SIMON: England might be cold and grey
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but you shouldn't
overlook its attractions.
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In the years I've been away,
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I've worked my manicured
fingers to the bone.
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I'm the crown prince - well, queen
- of international window dressing.
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But I'm not expecting a
red-carpet welcome in my home town.
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Ah, the magnificently
named Melody Crescent,
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where yours truly first
sashayed down the sidewalk.
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Oh, OK, then
- pranced along the pavement.
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This sad-looking house was
once floral and fabulous,
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home to my best friend Kylie.
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And this... yes, this
is whereIstarted out.
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This was home.
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DOORBELL CHIMES
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Simon!
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What are you doing back, lover?
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Sacha's dumped me.
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Oh, no. Oh, my poor baby.
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SHE TUTS Who's Sacha?
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Don't you follow me on Twitter?
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Oh, we did for a while
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but your dad's bang into Stephen
Fry's quirky updates, tweet-wise.
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Who are they?
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I took in a couple of Poles, love.
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Is it OK if I just go to
my room and lick my wounds?
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Is that a gay thing?
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They'll need washing. Do you mind?
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Mind? Course not. What are mums for?
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Bless.
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Paulenka? Ivona?
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On, it's nice to have you back, lover.
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Back in the bosom, so to speak.
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'Bless.'
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Oh, remember this?
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How could I forget?
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'You know, I wasn't always a
glass-half-empty, gay 20-something
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'with my hands in my pockets.
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'I was a glass-half-full
teen mincing machine
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'with my hands well
and truly in the air.
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'Because whereas most
14-year-old boys in 1998
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'were fancying girls
and playing football,
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'me and my best mate Kylie
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'were fancying footballers
and playing girls.'
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Simon, your tea's ready!
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So, how was everyone's day?
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Simon?
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Eugh. Well, you know Madame Bricolage?
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New French teacher with
the dodgy decolletage.
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Cuts her own hair. Big
fan of a clip-on earring.
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Well, she turned up
at school today in...
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a '70s micro safari suit.
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With matching mushroom
accessories, if you please.
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Oh, that is obscene. Do
you mind? We're eating.
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I feel sick. Bleugh. I'm
this close to retching.
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Oh, what does she think she's
playing at?That is an outrage.
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I thought teachers were
meant to set an example.
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What is the world coming to? That
is political correctness gone mad.
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Is it?
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No, it probably isn't, is it?
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Ashlene?
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Well, you know you told me
to be nice to that new boy?
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Manners cost nothing, Ashlene.
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I tongued him.
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Round the back of the Mo Mowlam Annexe.
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Oh, bless.
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And he got serious wood.
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You're all heart, Ashlene.
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Got any homework, Simon?
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Oh, yes, we have to
do a project on genes.
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Now, that is a brilliant subject.
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I've got a gorgeous pair of
Gloria Vanderbilts up in the loft.
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I was never out of them
in the '80s, was I, And?
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Wouldn't take them off for
no-one. Yeah. I remember.
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They're Gloria Vanderbilts, Doctor.
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Scrape or no scrape, these big
boys ain't coming off for no-one.
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HE TUTS Not those sort of jeans.
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He means genes. Like,
family trees and shit.
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Does your mum let you
say "shit" at home?
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Nah, but she talks a lot of it.
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So, as of tonight, I'm going
to be drawing up our family tree
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and interviewing you all
about our family history.
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ALL: Ooh!
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'Kylie's genealogy research
was a rather brief affair.'
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Me mam's name were Enid,
me dad's name were Roy.
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Your dad was Matt the
Twat. And that's it.
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That's your family.
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Just get 'em off, batty bwoy.
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'Whereas, once my family started,
you couldn't shut them up.'
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And he was married to Rita-Anne,
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whose twin sister was Amy-May,
or Amy-Will, as we called her.
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She just had the 15 boys.
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Um, Colin, Joseph, Brendan, Simeon,
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Winston, Ashton-Under-Lyme,
Georgie-Porgie...
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Poor sod. Now, he really did
kiss the girls and make them cry.
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He turned out to be a serial rapist.
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Now, your Aunty Aoife with the lazy eye
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ran away to Paris to be a Bluebell,
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which is where I think you get
your love for the theatre from.
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Now, her triplets - Faith,
Hope and Chamois Leather -
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had a trigamous marriage
with Ernie O'Flaherty
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who used to play the spoons outside
the Superquinn on Slainche Street.
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SITAR PLAYS
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And as the cold winds of
partition blew across the tundra,
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Daddy ran towards the
helicopter and I ran after him,
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my bare feet burning on all the
chilli peppers on the ground.
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"Don't leave me, Daddy," I cried.
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"I am but a poor and lonely blind girl.
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"How will I cope in
this newly divided land?"
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Hang on, you once told me
you were born in Bushey.
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MUSIC STOPS SUDDENLY
Oh! I was on a roll then.
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Bushey by name, bushy by nature.
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Anyway, Simon, although you
call her your Aunty Hayley,
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she's not your real aunty, so
what's she doing in your family tree?
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Oh, no, we're allowed extended family.
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I must be about the
only person in my class
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with real, live, married parents.
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That caused a few raised eyebrows
in school, I can tell you.
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THEY ALL LAUGH
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Married parents?!
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Freak. Weirdo.
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This is a sink estate.
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How can your parents possibly be -
what was the word again? - married?
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But they are!
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Prove it!
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So I said I'd take in a copy
of your marriage certificate.
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I don't think I've got it.
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No, I think you, er, accidentally
set fire to it, didn't you, Debs?
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Oh!
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♪ Burn, baby, burn... ♪
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'There'd always been
something not quite right
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'about my mum and dad's wedding.'
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So that's your mum and
dad's wedding photo?
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Yeah.
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Isn't that Princess Di's wedding dress?
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Yes, it is!
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How come?
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Well, she gave it me.Well, did she?
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Yeah. Oh, she was
lovely, Diana. A real pal.
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But when she died, you never
once mentioned you'd met her.
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Didn't I?You know you didn't.
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Oh, I'm such a goofball.
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In fact, whenever I do mention her,
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you call her a dead,
parasitical, airhead bitch.
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Section me now!
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That is a terrible thing to say
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about our latter day
Queen of Tarts...Hearts.
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Where'd you meet her?
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She's lying.I'm not lying.
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Well, when I was much younger,
I wanted to be a ballerina.
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You're not the only one, girlfriend.
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SMASH!
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Simon!Simon!
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HAYLEY: Stop dancing!
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Anyway, our ballet
mistress, Madame Edith,
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said I was a bit too
much of a bonny lass
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to really make it "en pointe".
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So I went and got that
anorexia, didn't I?
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Cor, that's not a barrel of laughs.
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That is not a barrel
of laughs, is it, And?
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He isn't here.
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Did you really? You've
never brought it up before.
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Unlike ever meal I had
from '79 through '83.
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Anyway, when I got down
to a very low weight,
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I think I was just under a stone,
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I started going to a support group,
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and who should be there
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but lovely Lady Princess
Diana of Hearts Al-Fayed.
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She took one look at me.
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She said, "If you can get up
to your target weight, Debbie,
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"I will give you my old wedding dress."
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Aren't they Princess Di's bridesmaids?
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Well, that was her all
over. Give, give, give.
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Right, who wants a cup of tea?
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♪ I love to love you,
baby... ♪ KNOCK AT DOOR
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Here, Debbie, you know this erotica
stuff written for women by women?
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It's actually quite good.
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What do they call it
again? Clitorati? Flick lit?
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I wonder if I could
read it with one hand.
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Aunty Hayley... It's
the Peloponnesian Wars.
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Did my mum used to
have a weight problem?
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A weight problem?
Only, she said she did.
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Yeah, she was huge. She
was the size of a house.
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Dumbo Debbie, we used to call her.
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In fact, she was a dead
ringer for Giant Haystacks
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when she married your dad.
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MUSIC: Mendelssohn's Wedding March
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AUNTY HAYLEY: When she said
she wanted roses in her bouquet,
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none of us realised she meant Cadbury's.
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But see, that's the wonder of your dad.
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He's attracted to inner beauty.
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You are stunning!
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Hurry up so we can get on with the meal.
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Dearly beloved, we are gathered
here in the sight of God...
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Faster, Pastor!
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QUICKLY:...to join together this
man and this woman in holy matrimony
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which is an honourable estate...
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SIMON: 'Over the years,
my family had recounted
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'the story of their big day many times,
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'and their versions rarely tallied.
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'For instance, my dad's...'
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♪ Especially for you...
♪ FEEDBACK SQUEALS
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♪ I wanna tell you I was
feeling that way too... ♪
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ANDY:'When I married your mother,
we were bang into Kylie and Jason,
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'though our mic technique
left a lot to be desired.'
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SIMON: And don't even get
me started on that mullet.
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♪ No matter how far... ♪
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'Then, of course, there
was my mum's version.'
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MUSIC: "Relax" by
Frankie Goes To Hollywood
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'It being the '80s, power
dressing was in with a capital P.'
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♪ Relax, don't do it when you want to...
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No, OK, pull me, Precious Marie.
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'But it's no laughing matter
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'when you discover your meringue's
too big for the house of God.'
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♪ Relax, don't do it...
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Andy!
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♪ Relax, don't do it
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♪ When you want to come. ♪
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Hang on a sec.
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You told me before that you were
wearing Lady Diana's wedding dress.
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Oh, yeah.
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God, I always get so
confused about it. Um...
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It's almost like you
never got married at all.
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Anyway, shall we have a singsong?
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♪ I'm a fire starter
Twisted fire starter... ♪
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Oh, my God.
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Did you never get married?
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Am I...a bastard?
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SHE SOBS
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No and yes.
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I think the phrase is "gay bastard".
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ANDY AND HAYLEY: Ashlene!
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I'm...
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a foundling.
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♪ Where is love
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♪ Does it fall from skies above
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♪ Is it underneath the willow tree
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♪ That I've been dreaming of... ♪
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KNOCK AT DOOR
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Cheer up, girlfriend.
Being a bastard rocks.
247
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SPRIGHTLY MUSIC STARTS
248
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♪ Consider yourself at home... ♪
249
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MUSIC STOPS Piss off.
250
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:23,440
We always meant to get married, lover.
251
00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:26,520
Just, life kept getting in
the way. And we were so young.
252
00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:29,160
The first time your dad stood me up.
253
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,680
Bastard!
254
00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:33,600
No, you're the bastard. Sorry.
255
00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:36,240
Yeah. I waited and waited.
256
00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:38,160
Where was he?
257
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,520
Gone to an Enya gig the night before.
258
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,280
Got lagging drunk with some other freaks
259
00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:44,360
who were into that stupid Irish bitch.
260
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,280
Slept in a gutter. Not
that I hold a grudge.
261
00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:47,960
My God, that's awful.
262
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,280
I know.
263
00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:50,760
Dad's into Enya?!
264
00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,720
No, Simon, it's awful he stood me up.
265
00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,160
So, second time around
I got my own back.
266
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,120
Forgot to go to the registry office.
267
00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:00,280
Checked out a Kajagoogoo
concert instead.
268
00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:01,920
My God!
269
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:05,240
I thought you guys had
good taste in music.
270
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:06,960
I wasn't in my right mind.
271
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,400
Anyway, then I fell
pregnant with Ashlene
272
00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:13,760
and time never really felt
right and I changed my name.
273
00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,960
I'm shocked.I'm sorry.
274
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,160
Enya?!
275
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,040
All right, Simon, don't
kick the arse out of it.
276
00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,720
You're really showing yourself up now.
277
00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:24,640
MUSIC: "Too Shy" by Kajagoogoo
278
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,960
CLOCK TICKS
279
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,640
You're doing that thing with your foot.
280
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,440
That thing you do when
you're really upset.
281
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:41,960
I've only ever seen you do
it three times in your life.
282
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,480
The day you came out of hospital
after having your appendix out.
283
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,280
Do you blame me? I only
went in to go carol singing.
284
00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:51,360
The night Eldoradofinished.
Polly Perkins was a God.
285
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:53,240
The Moldova massacre in Dynasty.
286
00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,360
I thought Joan Collins
might be brain damaged.
287
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,880
And now.
288
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,720
You know I hated lying to the kids.
289
00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:02,000
I'm basically an honest person, lover.
290
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,960
Well, now they know the truth.
291
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:10,360
Still, Simon seems to have
taken it quite well, really.
292
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:14,400
MUSIC: "First Cut Is The
Deepest" by Cat Stevens
293
00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:17,520
I'm self-harming cos I'm
full of self-loathing.
294
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,280
There's blood a-pumpin'
295
00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:22,760
and a-spillin' all over my
Phoebe from Friendsduvet set.
296
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,240
She's hilare.
297
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:28,600
Amazing how your blood's
the exact same colour
298
00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:30,720
as your mum's Hollywood Kiss lipliner.
299
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:36,080
I know. Isn't
it to-die-for?
300
00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:37,600
Cheer up, girlfriend.
301
00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:40,400
One day we're gonna move
to London and live where?
302
00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:42,120
Amongst the beautiful people.
303
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,400
But the big question is, Kylie,
304
00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:48,720
will they accept me when they find
out I come from une maison cassee?
305
00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:50,360
Une what?
306
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,160
Broken home.
307
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,840
HE SIGHS
308
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,480
If honesty is so important to you...
309
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,240
It is, lover.
310
00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:01,240
Then maybe I should make
an honest woman of you.
311
00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,480
SHEGASPS
312
00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:08,600
Debbie Doonan, would you do
me the immense honour of...
313
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:13,680
Pulling my leg. I've got a
cramp. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
314
00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:18,200
You were gonna ask me a question.
315
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,560
I know! My feckin' leg!
What were you gonna say?
316
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:21,680
Will you thingy?What?
317
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,200
Will you marry us?Marry YOU?
318
00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:24,600
That's what I said.You said us.
319
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:26,320
Don't split hairs.Yes!
320
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,960
What?Yes, you feckin' eejit.
321
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,320
I'll marry you!
322
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:30,960
'This was the best
news we'd had in ages.
323
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,040
'Now I had a wedding to plan.'
324
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:37,720
♪ We're starting together
325
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:41,840
♪ We're taking a chance on what we feel
326
00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:45,120
♪ We're starting together
327
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:48,680
♪ Because we believe our love is real
328
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:53,160
♪ We'll promise to have and to hold
329
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:56,640
♪ From this day on until
we're frail and old...
330
00:15:56,680 --> 00:16:00,240
'Flowers, champagne and fairytale
dresses are easy enough to sort out.
331
00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:03,000
'But my mum's ongoing
problem was her hair.
332
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:05,800
'The only hairdresser in Reading
who didn't make her look tarty
333
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,400
'had recently died.
334
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:08,920
'Or she thought she'd died.'
335
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,680
Arggh!
336
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:11,840
Argggh!
337
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:13,400
THEY BOTH SCREAM
338
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:15,560
THUD!
339
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:20,560
Eh, I fan you with my
People's Friend. Huh?
340
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,320
I am a people. This is my friend.
341
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,320
Tameka.Is dead.
342
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:28,880
I am her identical cousin, Johoyo.
343
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:31,800
'Tameka's hair salon, Reservoir Bobs,
344
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:34,880
'had brought a blast of colour
to our dreary high street.
345
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:38,720
'Her passing left a gap in the market
for a comparably crazy crimper -
346
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,880
'her identical cousin.'
347
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:45,680
And this is Johoyo's Hair A Go-Go. Hey!
348
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:51,200
It is a hairdressing establishment
of the highest reputation.
349
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:53,960
So-o...No. Johoyo.
350
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,680
So you're a hairdresser
as well. As well as what?
351
00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,600
A police lady? No.
352
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:01,640
I could never squeeze a
truncheon in my clutch bag.
353
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,040
Same as your twin.
354
00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:06,840
Johoyo says
ho-ho-ho.
355
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:10,280
I am a brilliant hairdresser.
356
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:13,960
Far better than that
dead bitch cousin of mine.
357
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,880
I cut hair off. I cut
it up. I cut it out.
358
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:18,920
Cut it out!
359
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,720
All with the help of my
cutty cutty boom-boom.
360
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:22,640
Scissors?
361
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:25,760
You say potato,Isay potato.
362
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:30,400
So, you are going to be
my first customer, huh?
363
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,880
Here. My first customer here.
364
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,080
Er...
365
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,160
Johoyo says
go-go-go.
366
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,640
Now! Hey.
367
00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,840
'If you think the cake looks crap,
368
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,640
'wait till you see my mum's hair.'
369
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:45,360
You not having a little drink, Ashlene?
370
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,880
I don't feel like it.
371
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:48,600
Oh, that's not like you.
372
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,000
I ain't an alkie.
373
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:53,120
Anyway, she's already taken
six Es and a bag of crap.
374
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:55,120
Crack. Get it right, Simon.
375
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:58,880
Oh, are you excited
about tomorrow, babes?
376
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:01,920
Yes. Can't wait to be second
pageboy slash petal girl.
377
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,920
I was talking to Debbie.Oh.
378
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:08,280
Ican't wait, Hayles. And I'm
really loving my hen night.
379
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,960
Watching girlie movies,
getting completely shit-faced.
380
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,040
'Scuse language.
381
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:15,200
Please can we watch something
with Bette Midler in it? Please?
382
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:18,120
I've told you, we're watching
Schindler's List, Sophie's Choice
383
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,640
and Judgment at Nuremberg.
384
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:20,800
Nazi, but nice.
385
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,440
Where are you going, Dad?
386
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:25,320
Now, a man's stag do should
remain a secret, Ashlene.
387
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:29,120
Er, just to the Beaver. Sink a
few jars with some of the lads.
388
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,200
Me mum's taking a lot of
mates up the Beaver tonight.
389
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,920
Is she?
390
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,280
Oh, well. Maybe we'll
find somewhere else, then.
391
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:40,400
She's going to see some band.
Enyata? Enya tribute band.
392
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,840
Oh, bollocks.Really?
393
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:46,880
Andy, you can't seriously still be
thinking about going up the Beaver.
394
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,560
Why not?Why not? Why not?!
395
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,200
Turn the clock back 18 years,
396
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:53,960
you standing me up because of
that talentless new-age nut job.
397
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,920
I'm a different man now.
I can handle me drink.
398
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,480
A couple of bars of her mystical music,
399
00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:00,280
you'll be back under her spell
again.Debbie, you're overreacting.
400
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:02,240
It's not even the same person.
401
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:03,880
I forbid you to walk out that door.
402
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:05,320
Yeah, but I'm meeting the lads.
403
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:08,720
Debbie. Get a grip.
404
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,680
What am I gonna do, Hayles?
405
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:12,920
DOOR CLOSES
406
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:15,080
We are gonna carry on with
your hen night, darling,
407
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,280
that's what we're gonna do.
408
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,840
But this is Enya we're talking about.
409
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:23,840
WOMAN: Hello, I'm Enyata,
your very own Enya tribute act.
410
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:26,680
Hold onto your unicorns.
411
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:30,720
I'm gonna sing me first song Orinoco Ho.
412
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,960
Enya's skinny.Leave it.
413
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:37,760
♪ In a boat, in a boat,
in a boat upon the ocean
414
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,720
♪ If you're scared, if you're scared
415
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,720
♪ You might pass a nutty motion
416
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:46,400
♪ If it hurts, if it hurts, please
be sure to use some lotion... ♪
417
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:50,680
'While my father had apparently put
beer goggles on for the Orinoco Ho,
418
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:54,320
'on the other side of town, my
mum was in a more sober mood,
419
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:58,800
'reflecting on a future
abandoned, alone, unloved.'
420
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:05,160
♪ Well, where did you go?
421
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:11,320
♪ When things went wrong, baby?
422
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:16,000
♪ Who did you run to
423
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:23,000
♪ To find a shoulder
to lay your head upon?
424
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:29,560
♪ Baby, wasn't I there?
425
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:36,480
♪ And didn't I take good care of you?
426
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:41,440
♪ Oh, no, I can't
believe you're leaving me
427
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:46,000
♪ Oh, no, no
428
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:50,480
♪ Oh, stay with me, baby
429
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:56,720
♪ Stay with me, baby
430
00:20:56,760 --> 00:21:02,600
♪ Stay with me, baby
431
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:08,320
♪ I can't go on...
432
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,840
You're getting married in the morning?
433
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,480
Ding, dong, the bells
are going to chime.
434
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:20,080
I don't suppose you
fancy a last little fling
435
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:22,160
with a purty Irish megastar, do you?
436
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,480
Show me where she is and
I might just have a ride.
437
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:27,720
Oh, you're a silver-tongued devil.
438
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:35,880
Give us a kiss.
439
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,400
No, get your hands off!
440
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:38,760
Get off him!
441
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,040
What have you got in
that handbag? A brick?
442
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,600
Have you got a problem with that?
443
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:46,480
Lads, thanks for the
drink and everything.
444
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:49,120
Everything? Have youse got a line?
445
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,760
I'm gaggin'.
446
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,480
I've got a wedding to get to.
447
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:57,040
And this time I'm not
gonna miss it for the world.
448
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,320
Argh! Oh!
449
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,240
So what theme did you go for again?
450
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:37,600
The Sound of Music.
Oh. And who am I again?
451
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,760
Captain Von Trapp. Oh!
452
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,480
Is that...? Shut it, batty bwoy.
453
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:45,800
Whoo! Whoo, yes.
454
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,800
I'm not too late, am I?
455
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:54,320
Who invited you?
456
00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:57,040
You did, you drunken old eejit.
457
00:22:57,080 --> 00:23:01,400
Now, come on. I want front-row seats.
The groom is a dirty great ride.
458
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:07,480
'Critics might say I ordered a
tad too much material for the dress
459
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,600
'but, hey, at least I gave my mum
460
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:12,840
'one of the greatest train
journeys in the world.'
461
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,600
UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS INSIDE
462
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:28,080
♪ I got the music in
me I got the music in me
463
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:31,080
♪ I got the music in me! Whoo... ♪
464
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,920
Thank you, Enyata.
465
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,720
HE SQUEALS
466
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:37,200
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
467
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:40,320
my son Simon is gonna mark the occasion
468
00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:41,960
with a special wedding dance
469
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,680
with his friend Kylie.
470
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:48,440
Ladies and gentlemen, I
give you Spirit Of The Bride.
471
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:51,480
TANGO MUSIC PLAYS
472
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:08,320
Genius. He gets his
twinkle toes from me.
473
00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:12,560
Andy, I'm not wearing any pants.
474
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,240
Ashlene, put that out.
475
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:19,760
Why?
476
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,440
Because I'm your da and I say so.
477
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,480
Shut up.What?
478
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:25,520
I'm 16, I'm a grown-up.
479
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,120
Are you shite. You're a little girl.
480
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,160
Oh, am I?You're my baby.
481
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,480
Oh, just put it out, Ashlene.
482
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,200
If I'm a little girl... Which you are.
483
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:33,560
Then how comes I'm pregnant?
484
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:35,680
MUSIC STOPS, THEY GASP
485
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:42,080
Andy, sometimes squeezing
a strange woman's breasts
486
00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:44,880
can be handy at a time like this.
487
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,160
Keep going. Dr Footlights
will see us through.
488
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,040
MUSIC RESUMES
489
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,240
Lucky cow.
490
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,920
Whose is it?
491
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,480
An unmarried mother?
492
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:56,000
Er, pot, kettle, black.
493
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,440
I was in a loving, committed
relationship when I had you.
494
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,360
Debbie, calm down. I'll look after it.
495
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:01,800
And you're not being much help.
496
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:06,800
Oh, shut up, Debbie. Just have
a drink and steady your nerves.
497
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,440
Look, she's pregnant. There's not
a lot we can do about that now.
498
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:10,480
We can't exactly...
499
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:13,280
Resew the hymen after
the horse has bolted...
500
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,400
HE RETCHES...sort of thing.
501
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,120
Are you keeping it?Yeah.
502
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,080
Another drink, Hayley. YOU ain't blind.
503
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:24,000
No, but I'm gonna get
blind bloody drunk.
504
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,280
Hey, is that blind one all right?
505
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,560
She always gets maudlin
when she's on the gin.
506
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:45,880
'So, the wedding day had
proved to be memorable.
507
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,680
'And it didn't stop there.'
508
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:51,840
I quite like being a bastard.
509
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:54,520
It means you get to go to
your own parents' wedding.
510
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,320
Freak.
511
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,000
I'm a
mother-to-be, Simon.
512
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,960
I'll smoke inside the
house cos if I smoke outside
513
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,480
it might harm the baby.
514
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:10,040
Do you really not know who the dad is?
515
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,520
Course I know.
516
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,400
Only he don't wanna.
517
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:19,880
I just want you to know
that if it's a girl,
518
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:22,480
I'm gonna call it Simon.
519
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,000
Really?
520
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:25,600
Piss off!
521
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:31,080
TOILET FLUSHES
522
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,400
Which clever dick moved my bed, eh?
523
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:56,880
Jeez, Debbie, you've
put on a bit of weight.
524
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:01,080
Could have had a little
shave for your wedding night.
525
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:05,840
That is one hell of a
hairy growler. HE CHUCKLES
526
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:10,080
THEY BOTH GRUNT
527
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,120
SHE SCREAMS
528
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,840
THEY BOTH SCREAM
529
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,760
Rape! Rape!
530
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:26,560
Andy interfered with me. I
thought it was you, Debbie.
531
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,120
He touched me where I haven't
been touched since Greenham.
532
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,320
She climbed into the bloody bed with me.
533
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:33,960
You did what? I thought it was you.
534
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,600
I couldn't see where I was going.
535
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:38,480
Oh, right, the minute my back's
turned and look what you do.
536
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:42,000
I am a victim of abuse
here. He's defiled me.
537
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,040
Put a sock in it, Hayley.
I bet you loved it.
538
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:47,040
You are a poor excuse
for a woman, Debbie.
539
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,120
Yeah, well, at least I'm
not a bed-hopping slut.
540
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,960
Drop dead, Grandma!
541
00:27:58,120 --> 00:28:00,240
SIMON CHOKES Oh, my God.
542
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,320
Oh, my God, Simon's swallowed the groom.
543
00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:05,160
'And that certainly
wouldn't be the last time.'
544
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,240
Heimlich manoeuvre. Heimlich manoeuvre.
545
00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:12,640
QUIET SINGING NEARBY
546
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,160
What's that noise?
547
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:15,720
Polish washing song.
548
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,760
THUDDING Pole dancing?
549
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,600
Oh, I ain't half missed you, Simon.
550
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,440
How long are you here for?
551
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,960
The world's my oyster.
552
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,160
Stay.
553
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:34,520
♪ Ahh-ahh
554
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:39,480
♪ Don't let them go Don't let them go
555
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:43,480
♪ Take a beautiful dream and let it show
556
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:47,800
♪ Don't let them go Don't let them go
557
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,880
♪ Take a beautiful dream
558
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:53,160
♪ And let it grow,
grow, grow, grow, grow. ♪
559
00:28:53,210 --> 00:28:57,760
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