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Family trust is a perfectly
legal form of tax avoidance.
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I want $50,000 times six that
you paid me "on the books".
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(LAUGHS)
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How big are the balls on this kid, Ray?
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Maree said I could contest it.
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Elephantine.
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Do you mind if I move
my chair in closer?
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Do you mind if I stay the night?
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I am ready to commit, babe, to you.
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How about we take this
thing to the next level
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and just move in together?
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This weekend?
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Where are my bloody chairs, Don?
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Not available.
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Why is the car park so bright?
I can't see diddly in here.
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Ooh, this looks good,
Don. A Monster Meal deal.
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Two pizzas, two wedges,
two garlic breads...
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Celeste! Get up, please.
You are flaking.
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Oh, sorry Don.
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But $19.50.
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That is good value. On my desk, thanks.
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Why does the yellow
square keep flashing?
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And the Australian Taxation Office?
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I call him The Dodger for a reason,
Celeste. Straight to Kim's desk.
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- I'm not sure he'd be able to attend.
- Attend what?
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A mediation session.
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- You've been ordered to go.
- What for?
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A claim against The Angel
Family Trust, brought by...
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That little fucker.
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..Alex Angel. Your son.
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Yeah, I know who he is, Celeste.
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Vijay? Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, U-turn, please.
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Where do you think you're
going with my chairs?
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I'm taking them to your
girlfriend's shop.
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No. And no. Not my girlfriend.
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That is a professional sexual
relationship, that is all.
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And the chairs aren't for her.
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No-one is getting a thing out of me.
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- Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod -
www.addic7ed.com
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- Who wants to make a fast buck?
- You do, Don.
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No, apart from me.
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Everyone, stop what you're doing.
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It's never a monumental challenge
for you, is it Ashley?
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What?
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Here's the deal. Everyone is going
to start flogging cow hide.
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Four chairs each for
your own private eBay,
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Gumtree, Pinterest, Grindr account.
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The staff member who sells their
chairs for the highest amount
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gets to keep the profit margin.
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Asterisk, conditions apply.
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- Ah, Don?
- Codester.
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I don't know how to
sell something on eBay.
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I do.
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I sold an Ikea bookshelf
for double what I paid
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just by highlighting that
it came fully assembled.
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Thank you, Olivia.
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And, Leslie, you help
Codester with the picture.
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Any idiot can figure that
out, so Cody should be fine.
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Excuse me.
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Cody does not know about eBay
because unlike the rest of you,
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he has been defending our country
instead of buying used jumpers.
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Fine. eBay essentials,
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make sure the photo is
poorly lit and out of focus
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and that the description is
littered with spelling mistakes.
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Was that so hard?
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- Glad someone's happy.
- What?
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I'm being such a dick to Cody.
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- Have you spoken to Mum?
- What? No. Why would I have?
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She hasn't called or texted
since the other night.
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- The other night?
- When we had our big fight.
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Oh, right.
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No, I get it.
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It's easy to forget the first time
we sat down together in 15 years.
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What happened after I left?
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What happened, after you left?
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Do you need to pop a few fish oils?
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- Hmm?
- (PHONE CHIMES)
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Who's that?
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Oh, my service provider.
I don't need to answer.
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I'm happy with them.
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I thought she would
have apologised by now.
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Listen, maybe I could ask her to...
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- Apologise?
- ..give you a call.
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Really? You wouldn't mind?
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- I know it's awks between you.
- Well, yeah, but no, I'm fine.
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- You're the best.
- SAM: Is this for freaking real?
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What the fuck, Dad?
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Or, good morning everyone,
how was your night?
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The ATO is telling me I have to come
to a mediation between you and Alex.
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I got a letter.
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Oh, you are joking me. Oh, and...
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- And what'd that letter say?
- Something about a Family Trust.
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What is it?
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- What's what?
- The Family Trust.
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It's a corporate structure that
allows families to prosper,
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which is why "family" is in the name.
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I thought the point of
you doing my tax return
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was I didn't get involved
in this crap. Is it legit?
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Of course it's... Kim,
Family Trusts. Legal?
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100%, Don.
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I don't want to be dragged into
anything between you and Alex.
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You have to get me out of it.
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Well, I will get straight
onto that, Sammy.
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- Although...
- What?
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Maybe you should have a
word with your brother.
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Nup.
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Because the best outcome so that you
don't have to front up to the ATO
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is for Alex just to drop
this bullshit altogether
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and you have always been
so good at that stuff.
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What stuff?
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You know, keeping the peace.
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Remember that time your
mother and I squabbled
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over how much I had to pay
towards your schooling
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and she was out the front
throwing the solar garden lights
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at the front window?
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- Remember that?
- Mmm.
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And before I knew it, you had bolted
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out there and you pinched my wallet
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and you slipped her three $50s
and bang, Mum pissed off home.
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You you were like, um,
whatsie from the UN.
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Angelina Jolie.
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Oh, shut up. I'll call him.
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(PHONE CHIMES)
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CELESTE: Hello.
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Hi, yeah, I'm calling about
the chairs for sale.
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The ad about my cow chairs, yes.
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Yeah, are they still available?
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I'm sitting in one of them right
now. They're so comfortable.
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Yeah, I've heard. Are
they in good condition?
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They've still got the plastic on them.
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Well, all of my furniture has
and the carpets. I'm a worrier.
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Point is, they're in
near-perfect condition.
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Is that Celeste?
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Yes. Who's this?
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ALEX:
I painted the boat
and I put wind in my sails
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-
Got napkins from a diner...
- (PHONE RINGS)
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Whadup, Cersei?
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- What'd you call me?
- Cersei.
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She's the bitch queen
from Game of Thrones.
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- Who has sex with her brother, so...
- I didn't mean that.
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Oh, speaking of you being a moron,
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what the H are you doing with the ATO?
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I just got a letter.
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Did Dad get a letter too? How is he?
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Oh, he's shaking in his boots,
Alex. Why would he care?
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A Family Trust is legal,
you lamo. It's legit.
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If it's so legit then why
didn't he tell me about it?
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He probably ran out of crayons to
explain it to you in pictures.
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Yeah, I'm stupid, Sam.
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I don't know how I managed
to google how a Trust works
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and find out that a parent hides
money away in their kid's name,
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but the kid has to agree to
gift that money back to them.
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Well, guess what?
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I haven't given Dad a gift since
I made him bookends in Year 8,
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and he threw them out because
he didn't have any books.
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I made him get them out of the bin.
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- Can you just back me up for once?
- For once?
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Can't you see that he owes us money?
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He owes you jack shit.
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He owes me wages for this
week because I work.
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Fine.
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I'll let you know what it feels like
to have my $300,000 in the bank.
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How much?
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Ahh! You didn't know either.
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Hey, babe.
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Me-me babe?
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What's good?
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Um, ev-everything's good.
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Hey, I've got to do this
ATO mediation thing.
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That-that should be fun.
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So I just need to get across
these Family Trust figures.
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Ah, which-which year?
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Um, so when I worked at
Woolworths in 2011, say...
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You earned $4,033.
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What a baby, huh?
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And what'd Dad put in my name that year?
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Let's see, that was 62.
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62. So about 300 all up, same as Alex.
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Well, you're two years older,
so you started earlier.
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So you gifted back 400 and...
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Dad!
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Oh, get out, please, Sammy.
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I've told Celeste to
stop coming in here.
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I do not want to be accused of nepotism.
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- Alex won't change his mind.
- The little turd.
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And I don't blame him.
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I beg your pardon?
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You hived off all that money
without telling him, or me.
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$400,000 in my name, you dick.
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Your name, my money.
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I swear, I blame those Rinehart kids.
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They've got everyone under
25 frothing at the mouth.
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I don't know why you had
to hide it from me.
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Alex had to explain it to me,
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and only because he wants me on his
side at that fucked up mediation.
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Oh, he's pathetic, isn't he?
Running to you for help.
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It's-it's your mother's fault
for breastfeeding him too long.
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He never learnt to get his own milk,
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so when she left, who had to
get all his milk for him?
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You did.
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I can't gang up on him.
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Sammy, look around you.
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I created all of this,
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purely because I had the nous
to duck and weave, legally,
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around those nut scratchers
at the Tax Department.
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From little things big things grow.
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- Who said that?
- Paul Kelly.
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Who? No, it was it was someone
big. It was a bank ad.
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My point is, you, with
your MX-5 and those shoes,
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which are lovely, by the way,
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are a direct beneficiary
of the Angel Family Trust.
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Am I wrong?
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No I'm not.
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And how powerful is it gonna be
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when you repeat everything I just said
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in front of your sooky
lala brother at the ATO?
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Hey?
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You smell like dunny spray.
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It's lavender pine.
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(SNIFFS)
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I saw you, Don!
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I know.
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I was... just... clearing
Sammy out of the men's.
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Come on, Sam.
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Alright, everyone.
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Just because Leslie can access
all areas vis-a-vis toilets
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does not mean the rest of you can.
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Am I clear?
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Why is Celeste selling my chairs online?
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That's who was on the phone!
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Tip of the tongue. Sorry, Don.
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Sadly, I do not know
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what either of you are talking
about right now, Bridget.
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You coming?
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Alright, I am not afraid to have
this out in the open plan, Bridget.
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I'm really, really not.
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I want my chairs.
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- They are not your chairs.
- Bullshit!
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On some of them, yes, unfortunately,
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that's why we're going
the second-hand route.
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I've got orders for those chairs.
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Different cows. Texas, er, Longhorn.
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Am I right, everyone? People?
250
00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:22,399
ALL: Yes. Yes. Definitely.
251
00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:26,039
That's one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
252
00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:28,319
- Sammy, you with me?
- Yep.
253
00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:31,879
Sammy makes nine, against one. So...
254
00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:34,655
You and me? We're done.
255
00:11:34,765 --> 00:11:38,519
Ohh, do not be so immature!
256
00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:42,199
You do not throw away the type
of sex we're having in your shop
257
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,439
just like that.
258
00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:49,119
I can get sex anywhere. What
I can't get is the chairs.
259
00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:52,759
Lucky for me, because I can
get both. Can't I, Ray?
260
00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:55,199
- (PHONE CHIMES)
- Mum just texted.
261
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,320
- Did you talk to her?
- Oh...
262
00:11:56,321 --> 00:11:57,599
What'd she say?
263
00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:00,679
Oh, I think she's suggesting a bite
to eat. Something Middle Eastern.
264
00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:02,559
I'll just call her back to confirm.
265
00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:04,839
I'm kidding! You can have
as many as you like!
266
00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:09,399
- (KNOCKS ON THE WINDOW)
- Just go to www.eBay.com...
267
00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,200
BOTH: dot au!
268
00:12:15,762 --> 00:12:18,041
(PHONE RINGS)
269
00:12:18,175 --> 00:12:19,193
Hello?
270
00:12:19,204 --> 00:12:21,039
Leslie, is that you?
271
00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,279
No, it's your other transitioning son.
272
00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:25,280
Oh, I like him. He's less sarcastic.
273
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:27,920
Was there something you
wanted to say to me?
274
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,959
How's work?
275
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:33,160
Fantastic. It's a graphic
designer's dream.
276
00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:37,639
I'm sorry you were upset the other night
277
00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:40,519
and had to storm out dramatically
278
00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,239
without listening to
what I was trying to...
279
00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:43,759
- Oh, just forget it.
- No, wait.
280
00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:45,560
Leslie, I don't want to fight.
281
00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,559
I can't do this on the phone.
282
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:49,999
Well, come have lunch with me.
283
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,839
Where? At the business park?
284
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,599
Do you think you can
leave the inner city?
285
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,639
Drop some gluten-free breadcrumbs
to find your way back.
286
00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:01,880
Alright, I'll see you at one.
287
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:08,199
And see you at one.
288
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,840
Right.
289
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,000
- Ooh!
- (BOTH GIGGLE)
290
00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:19,999
On behalf of the Taxation Office,
I'd like to welcome you both.
291
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,639
My name is Madeline Ferris and
I'll be mediating your session.
292
00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:28,719
Don Angel, Maddy, CEO World
Wide Business Group.
293
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,319
And Alex's father.
294
00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:33,879
I know. It's a massive
workload, but I love it.
295
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:39,319
Maddy, I would also like to extend
a very warm welcome to my lawyer,
296
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,085
Sandi Limoncello.
297
00:13:41,140 --> 00:13:43,199
Nobody said I needed a lawyer.
298
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,199
Alex, success like mine
299
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,439
does not happen without crackers
like Sandi following me everywhere.
300
00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:50,319
There's a lot of mopping up to be done.
301
00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:52,799
Given you charge per 15 seconds,
302
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:56,279
let's ah, keep the personal
observations to yourself, yeah?
303
00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:57,519
I'm not paying for that last one.
304
00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:59,719
It's-it's not a requirement,
Alex. You'll be fine.
305
00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:04,079
Look, I'm aware that Samantha
Angel is yet to join us,
306
00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:06,519
but I'd like to get things under way.
307
00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:09,639
Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not go off
all half-cocked there, Maddy.
308
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,799
Let's, ah, give her a call
309
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:15,119
and at least try to do
this three-quarter cocked.
310
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,120
Yeah?
311
00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:20,039
Booty bounce, bah-bah-bah-bah
312
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,120
Booty bounce
313
00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:23,399
Bounce and pounce
314
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:26,280
-
Sit on top of me and do that
-
Booty bounce
315
00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:32,400
-
That's it...
- You're actually really cute.
316
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,360
Isn't he cute, you guys?
317
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,839
Leslie, I don't think
that's a very good...
318
00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,799
Oh, Ray, thank God.
319
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:45,279
Sam is drunk. Although
Ashley's saying she's munted.
320
00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:47,039
Poor Kim.
321
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,759
I'm not sure he's looking for sympathy.
322
00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:50,879
Get on top of me and do that
323
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:53,319
BOTH:
Booty bounce, booty bounce...
324
00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:54,719
Bah-bah-bah-bah...
325
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,239
I gave her a morning-after banana
326
00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,959
but she doesn't seem to respond
to potassium the way I do.
327
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,719
Maybe she can sleep it off at
her desk the way Ashley does.
328
00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:06,399
She can't. She's due in
at the ATO with Don.
329
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,639
-
Sit on top of me and do that...
-
Booty bounce.
330
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,799
Mr Angel, would you like to take a seat?
331
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,680
I'm gonna stand.
332
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:14,869
_
333
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,400
I want to close my red ring.
334
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:20,319
10,000 steps, yeah?
335
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,079
Can you just sit down? You're
making me want to pee.
336
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:26,959
Well, maybe Alex should start things
off and take us through his claim.
337
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,079
Ah, is it OK to use the whiteboard?
338
00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,359
No! Calm down, Professor.
339
00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:34,120
- That is absolutely fine, Alex.
- Thanks.
340
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,479
Well, on the advice of my
father's business partner,
341
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:40,318
Ray Leonard,
342
00:15:40,334 --> 00:15:42,919
I went and saw Maree at H&R
Block to get a tax refund.
343
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:45,879
Sorry, was this directly after
you visited your father
344
00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,536
- to ask for several thousand dollars
- _
345
00:15:47,622 --> 00:15:48,818
to pursue a hobby of yours?
346
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,559
- It's not a hobby.
- Oh.
347
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:51,560
I'm a musician.
348
00:15:51,561 --> 00:15:53,199
Oh, sorry, Madeline,
349
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:56,959
doesn't the Tax Office categorise
a professional musician
350
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,919
as "someone who's used
their intellectual skill
351
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:01,439
"to perform in front of a
paying audience on tape or disc
352
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:03,239
"or in a radio broadcast"?
353
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:05,679
- Alex, have you been playing live?
- Yeah.
354
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:06,800
And you were paid.
355
00:16:06,801 --> 00:16:08,879
In beer and sometimes schnitzel.
356
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,319
Schnitzel? Oh, schnitzel.
357
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:14,999
Yeah, no, I-I don't think that
qualifies as professional,
358
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,319
does it Madeline?
359
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,119
Well, according to this
year's tax return,
360
00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,599
I've been a professional fruit-picker
361
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:25,079
and Maree said I should
have got a $6,000 refund.
362
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:28,239
But instead, I got a
tax bill for $17,000.
363
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:31,159
Well, Dirty Maree doesn't sound like
the world's sharpest tax adviser,
364
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,439
does she, Alex?
365
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,879
What'd you pay for her wisdom? 99 bucks?
366
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,279
Pretty good value, since she told me
367
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:41,759
I'd been making $50,000
a year since I was 14.
368
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:42,800
Excuse me, Alex.
369
00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:46,039
Sorry, Maddy, I'm actually
finding that green marker
370
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,479
quite hard to read.
371
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:48,719
Sandi?
372
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:51,519
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it is hard to
follow what Alex is trying to say.
373
00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:52,560
- Mmm.
- Do you have blue?
374
00:16:52,561 --> 00:16:55,680
I'm sorry, let me use black,
just so it's really clear.
375
00:16:56,680 --> 00:17:01,399
All up, the trust has put
$300,000 in my name,
376
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,720
which I never agreed to gift back.
377
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,520
I want it gifted back. Now.
378
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:11,759
- Sam?
- Ray!
379
00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:14,759
Do you remember you were supposed
to be at the Tax Office?
380
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,999
Shh! I'm not going.
381
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:21,628
Dad said, "You're on my side," and
Alex said, "You're on my side."
382
00:17:21,639 --> 00:17:24,639
So I said, "Go fuck yourselves!"
383
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,919
Sam, you're going to lie down here...
384
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,399
Whoa! The room is moving.
385
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,839
..and have a little rest.
386
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,759
I can't! I have to write
a post for Sloosh.
387
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,719
Sluice. The people who
do colonic irritation.
388
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,400
Gation.
389
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:41,218
- I'll do those for you.
- No!
390
00:17:41,236 --> 00:17:43,116
Maybe.
391
00:17:43,292 --> 00:17:45,354
Oh... one second.
392
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:48,359
Al... right. Mr Angel.
393
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:51,079
- BOTH: Yes.
- No.
394
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:55,319
No, Alex, I'm the Mr Angel,
thank you very much.
395
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:58,279
You-you don't have your
grown up Angel wings yet
396
00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:01,999
and the little ones you do have
are just about to be clipped.
397
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,279
OK. Meter is ticking.
Hit the whiteboard.
398
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:08,079
Oh, it's going to take me twice
as long to write it out.
399
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,759
You happy to pay the extra?
400
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,759
- Big voice, please, Sandi. Read away.
- Read what?
401
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,279
In accordance with the Act,
402
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,319
the respondent is entitled
to mount a counter-claim.
403
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,479
So, we have drawn up a list of parenting
404
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:21,359
and accommodation costs
associated with raising Alex.
405
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:21,853
What?
406
00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:24,639
Now, obviously an aggregate
for food and board,
407
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:28,559
then under medical we've got asthma
medication, antibiotics, EpiPen.
408
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,039
There's a bloody rort.
409
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:32,519
100 bucks a year and you never use them.
410
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,199
- I should look into that, actually.
- Mmm.
411
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,759
Entertainment, PlayStation, computer,
iPod Mini, Nano and Touch,
412
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:39,719
iPad, iPad Air, movies, Netflix
413
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,279
Is-is this for real?
414
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:43,759
You should have listened when I
taught you how to bit torrent.
415
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:46,399
- Dance classes...
- Ah, class. I went to one lesson.
416
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,480
Mm-hm.
417
00:18:47,481 --> 00:18:49,119
Birthday parties, paintball skirmish,
418
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:50,200
bouncing castle, clown hire.
419
00:18:50,201 --> 00:18:52,359
- Oh, that was you!
- What about the outfit?
420
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:54,279
- And it is still a service.
- Oh, this is...
421
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,599
Now, we have furniture,
422
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,679
bedding, petrol, haircuts, education...
423
00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:59,439
I went to a public school.
424
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:02,199
Who had a gold coin
fundraiser every other day.
425
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:05,239
If I saved them all up, I could
have sent you to where did you go?
426
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:06,240
Mitcham High?
427
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:07,240
- Did you?
- Mmm.
428
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:08,240
Look and learn, Alex.
429
00:19:08,241 --> 00:19:11,359
Then for pets, rabbits,
hutch, goldfish times 17,
430
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:15,319
guinea pigs, a dog who had vet
bills, plus there's the monthly fee
431
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:18,159
to the farm in New South
Wales where he now lives.
432
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,399
Are you keeping a running
total on the fly?
433
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,759
Yeah, you're looking at high 200s.
434
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,919
And we've still got, what, clothing...
435
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:27,959
And utilities, gas, electricity,
water, rates, depreciation,
436
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,759
plus there's the costs of
setting up the Family Trust.
437
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:33,520
(WHISTLES)
438
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:35,960
(MOUTHS SILENTLY) Wow!
439
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:43,199
I'm looking for Mr Leonard.
440
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,600
Oh. This is him.
441
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:51,359
- Was Leslie out there?
- I don't know.
442
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:54,240
But you can't expect me not
to sneak a moment with you.
443
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,399
Ooh, Jesus!
444
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,719
You remember Sam, Don's daughter?
445
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,480
She passed out after an all nighter.
446
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:05,159
- Celeste said you were here.
- Why is the door closed?
447
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,680
Ah, Sam's asleep.
448
00:20:08,532 --> 00:20:09,732
Oh. What's going on?
449
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,359
Are you guys talking about me?
450
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:15,079
- Yes.
- No.
451
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,599
I was just explaining to your mum
452
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:21,363
that perhaps she was a bit
insensitive in her apology to you.
453
00:20:21,485 --> 00:20:22,910
Really?
454
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:25,399
Well, maybe he should come
to lunch with us then.
455
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,839
I think that's a good idea. Ray?
456
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,959
I need to stay with Sam.
457
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,919
- Can we get takeaway?
- OK.
458
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:36,799
I'll have the quarter chicken
and chips, but no gravy.
459
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,040
Don't have the gravy.
460
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:46,239
OK. Everything seems to be in order.
461
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,119
What?
462
00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:50,720
In-in order? That's bullshit!
463
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:54,079
He-he can't invoice
me for being a child.
464
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:58,079
He's supposed to pay for me,
not bill me for... lightbulbs.
465
00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,959
- That you never turned off.
- Are you kidding me?
466
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:05,039
Alex, it was never your money,
mate. You didn't earn it.
467
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:08,759
I did, and I hid it,
according to the law.
468
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,959
Alex, I can understand,
this is a lot to take in,
469
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:13,439
but your father's stance
is legally permissible.
470
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:17,799
So for this to go any further, you
would need to contest it in court.
471
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,039
This is fucked.
472
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,999
Language!
473
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,639
And I tell you what is fucked.
474
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,599
You thinking you can get
something for nothing.
475
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,119
Well, I learned from the master.
476
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:28,359
Well, you must have been sitting
in a different classroom
477
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:29,360
than your sister,
478
00:21:29,361 --> 00:21:32,519
because she learnt to work for a living.
479
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:35,239
You want you want to know
why she is not here today?
480
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:37,359
Number one, work ethic.
481
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:42,519
Number two, she would never want
to damage the Angel family name.
482
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:46,239
The Angel family name.
Like that's a thing.
483
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:49,479
It's a... it's a bloody big thing,
that you should be proud of.
484
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:52,160
It will open doors for
you one day, my friend.
485
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,480
Was-was that s'posed to be ironical?
486
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,200
When in Rome...
487
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:09,239
So, Mum, I really want to
talk to you about my surgery.
488
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,119
Can I at least finish my chicken first?
489
00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:16,719
- (MOANS)
- Oh, Sam. Can I run this past you?
490
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,719
You can't eat and talk about
my body at the same time?
491
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,199
Oh, don't be dramatic.
I just meant that...
492
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:24,919
The human body is ingenious in
its ability to signal subtly
493
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,679
that it requires maintenance.
494
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,919
But how do we know if our colon
is not releasing efficiently?
495
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:34,559
Thankfully, the therapists
at Sluice Colonic Irrigation
496
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:37,719
can tell you precisely how
your colon is performing,
497
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:41,479
with their state-of-the-art,
single-use tubing system.
498
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:44,399
Ample onsite parking means you
will be in and out quickly,
499
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,199
just like our staff.
500
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,480
Sluice, number one in colons.
501
00:22:55,585 --> 00:22:57,120
What was that?
502
00:22:57,121 --> 00:23:00,119
It's an Instagram post for a new client.
503
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:03,679
- I thought you ran the dog wash.
- He does everything.
504
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:06,999
You know, if Sluice were
to offer a half colonic,
505
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,879
they could call it a semi colon.
506
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,720
(LAUGHS)
507
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,959
Hey, I know you don't
like Dad very much,
508
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:18,680
so I appreciate you guys
getting together for my sake.
509
00:23:19,255 --> 00:23:21,039
Oh, well...
510
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:23,839
And thanks for agreeing to at
least read the literature.
511
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:26,279
Leslie, rainbow pen
with fluffy pom-poms,
512
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,639
or rainbow pen with baubles?
513
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,399
Baubles are cute.
514
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:30,839
- How much?
- Fuck all.
515
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,559
18 cents versus 12 for the pom-poms.
516
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:37,039
Mmm, but if you shift 10,000
units, that's $600 difference,
517
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,839
so it has to be the fluffy pom-poms.
518
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:43,240
Have you 100% checked that
they are not toxic this time?
519
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,279
Kim, is your mouth tingling or anything?
520
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,799
- Ah, no.
- OK. Cool. I'll order the pom-poms.
521
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,439
What time is it in Bangladesh?
522
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:53,279
Will you do a picture for them, Leslie?
523
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:54,880
Sure. Mum, you alright?
524
00:23:55,917 --> 00:23:59,160
Yeah, I-I just need to talk to Ray.
525
00:24:00,097 --> 00:24:01,999
Why are you still here?
526
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,879
I know this was a place to hide
after your nervous breakdown,
527
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:06,639
but you're better now.
528
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,481
You're great now.
529
00:24:08,505 --> 00:24:10,999
- So what are you doing?
- My job.
530
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,799
The scary part is you say
that without any irony.
531
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,039
Your job?
532
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:18,079
Selling dog washes and
colonic irrigations?
533
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,519
There's a combo pack
we hadn't thought of.
534
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,479
I'm serious.
535
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:24,999
You act like this is a
normal place to work
536
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,879
when there are two dogs
rooting on your wall
537
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:30,559
and a girl passed out in your office.
538
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,999
- This isn't normal.
- Well that's my point.
539
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,120
No, the thing is, Sam is complicated.
540
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,799
She's had a very challenging childhood,
541
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:43,079
and she's very good at
keeping a lid on things.
542
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:47,319
But sometimes the lid flies off
and when it does, it hurts.
543
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,080
The only way she knows how to stop
the pain is to self-medicate.
544
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,839
Her father and brother are fighting,
putting her in the middle
545
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:58,036
which is why she self-medicated
her arse off last night.
546
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,279
Actually, she's-she's a very sweet girl.
547
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:04,159
And you are a very sweet man.
548
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,279
I love that you care.
549
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:09,559
But you're wasting that
great brain of yours.
550
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,959
Don't you want more? What about
that book you were going to write?
551
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:16,720
The book. I'd forgotten about that.
552
00:25:17,471 --> 00:25:19,111
I hadn't.
553
00:25:26,789 --> 00:25:30,359
Can you believe what Alex
just sent me? Oh, hello.
554
00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:32,479
Oh, Don, you're back.
Your remember Yvonne.
555
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,799
Hard to forget any of
our exes, isn't it?
556
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:39,399
Well, today was a shit fight, no
thanks to your advice, Gordon Gecko.
557
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,159
Did you tell her you were the reason
558
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,479
I spent the whole day at the Tax Office?
559
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:44,759
No, I didn't.
560
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:48,679
My own son, dirty Alex, was trying
to rip into the Family Trust.
561
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,959
My own kid, coming after my money.
562
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:54,239
- But it was a Family Trust.
- Yeah.
563
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:56,759
- Well, it's not your money, is it?
- Beg yours?
564
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:58,640
It's money that belongs to all of us.
565
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:02,919
Am I being pranked here, Celeste?
566
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,479
I don't know. I'm not in on it.
567
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:09,039
I mean, that money should have
been spent on hospitals and roads
568
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:10,040
and schools...
569
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,200
And bleeding hearts.
570
00:26:11,201 --> 00:26:13,105
Jesus Christ, Ray.
571
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,759
I think the point that
Yvonne is trying to make
572
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,519
is that the 80% of the population
573
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:22,159
who don't avoid paying tax in that way
574
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,759
find it deeply unfair.
575
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,959
- Thought you were going.
- I'm leaving now. Bye, Ray.
576
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,679
Say goodbye to Sam for me.
577
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:33,600
- I hope she feels better.
- What?
578
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,679
What happened to you?
579
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:41,839
Fat lot of good you were today.
580
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:44,120
You're a shit dad.
581
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,079
I'm a shit dad.
582
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,799
Have a look at her.
583
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,240
I-I made her what she is today.
584
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:56,239
What was that about?
585
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,200
Was-was that about Alex?
586
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,039
Because I also just
gave him a masterclass
587
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,319
on what it takes to be a parent
588
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:07,123
and it's hundreds of
thousands of dollars, Ray.
589
00:27:07,134 --> 00:27:07,967
Yep.
590
00:27:08,162 --> 00:27:10,719
And no-ne just gave me that money,
591
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,779
which is why I'm not
giving him that money.
592
00:27:12,803 --> 00:27:17,479
- It's it's tough love, isn't it, Ray?
- It does seem pretty tough.
593
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:19,879
Thank you.
594
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:23,400
I mean, how else am I
supposed to support him?
595
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,559
Good on you, Don.
Swallowing a bit of pride.
596
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:39,959
It's a good idea. I think
he'll appreciate it.
597
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,359
Not charging for the
nuts is pretty stupid.
598
00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:44,399
No wonder he gets paid in schnitzels.
599
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,040
- (MICROPHONE CLICKS ON)
- Ooh, hang about.
600
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,279
That's my son.
601
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:52,800
Whoo! Yeah.
602
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,160
Thanks for coming out,
everyone. I'm Alex Baker.
603
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:00,319
(WHISTLING, APPLAUSE)
604
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:03,759
I painted a boat and I
put wind in my sails...
605
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,159
What'd he say?
606
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:09,080
Got napkins from a diner,
writing down my tales...
607
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:13,359
What'd he... what'd he say his name was?
608
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:16,279
..I'm gonna be like Kerouac
609
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:20,000
Baby, so kiss me, I'm not coming back...
610
00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:24,920
At least it's his name
and not his gender.
611
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:31,280
It's perfect weather for saying goodbye
612
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:37,479
It's sunny today, the sky never lies
613
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,159
Oh, baby, so, kiss me
614
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:43,319
I'm saying goodbye
615
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:46,759
Whoa, whoa, whoa
616
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:49,159
Whoa, oh, oh, oh
617
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:52,119
Whoa, whoa, oh...
618
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:55,359
I don't want to leave a
message for Alex Baker.
619
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:58,879
What happens if he has kids?
They won't have your name.
620
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:02,279
It is not about my name.
It is about my brand.
621
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:05,399
The company formerly known as
the World Wide Business Group
622
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,919
is now called Angel Family Enterprises.
623
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,199
SAM: I'm sorry if I gave
you the wrong idea,
624
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,799
but I can't be in a
relationship with you.
625
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:13,880
Kim's resigned.
626
00:29:13,881 --> 00:29:16,159
What? He was supposed...
627
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:18,879
I love Sam.
628
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,439
Don't you have something arranged?
629
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,999
How long have you been fucking Mum?
630
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,359
Who's this?
631
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,839
So, baby, kiss me
632
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:29,920
I'm saying goodbye.
633
00:29:29,931 --> 00:29:33,047
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