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Don Angel, Jordie. Sammy's dad.
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And business partner at Influenzer.
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I'm your SMS, Jordie,
social media stylist.
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Ashley, how dare you speak to
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a former serving officer of the
Australian Army like that?
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What have you done for
your country lately
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other than hospitalise 12 kids who
ate pineapple scented rubbers?
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We need a graphic designer.
Leslie is a graphic designer.
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- Hey, Dad.
- Hi, Leslie. Come in.
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Look at that. You've got the
full beard going there.
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I'm even getting chest hair,
too. Do you wanna see?
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Whoa, OK! That's... Occ
Health and Safety, Jesus!
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Look out, it's the dream team.
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What time are you picking me
up in the new wheels, hmm?
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Um, 7:00.
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- Mm-hm.
- I'll pick you up at 7:00.
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- (PHONE RINGS)
- Ray Leonard.
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Oh, Ray, how far away are you?
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About an hour and a half.
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Ray, we have a situation here.
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OK, Celeste, what's the problem?
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- (LOUD MUSIC PLAYS)
- Ashley!
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What?!
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I'm trying to speak to Ray on the phone.
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(TURNS MUSIC OFF) What the
fuck for? He's right there!
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- You're here!
- What's the situation?
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It's Leslie.
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(CAR STALLS, HORN HONKS)
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- Synced & Corrected by
Dragoniod - www.addic7ed.com
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- What's happened?
- She's having a fight.
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- No, he. He's a man.
- Yes, sorry.
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She's very upset. She's yelling.
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Celeste, HE'S a dude. It's
not that complicated.
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I know. I don't know why it throws me.
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- Who's he fighting with?
- (PHONE CHIMES)
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- Ooh, is that Coco?
- No.
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Have you heard from her yet?
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Don't you want to talk
to Ray about his son?
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Oh, yes. Sorry, Ray.
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- What was the question?
- Who's he fighting with?
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OLIVIA: Who do you think you are?
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I will not have some smug
arty-farty telling me what to do.
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- Olivia.
- Yep. Got it.
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All I wanted was a jumbo box
of 96 rolls instead of 48.
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And that's what I gave you!
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With a new logo on it,
which you can't even read.
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And what happened to my toilet roll?
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The U in 'funny' is a tiny toilet.
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We're not selling tiny toilets,
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we are selling jumbo
packs of toilet paper.
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- And what happened to my tag line?
- It got in the way.
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How are people supposed to know
that it's toilet paper with jokes
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if you don't have, "The paper for
when you piss yourself laughing"?
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- Your logo was disgusting.
- (LAUGHS MIRTHLESSLY)
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- Excuse me? Cody?
- Yep?
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Can you tell me which one looks better?
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The actual Funny Dunny logo,
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or the blah, blah, blah, blah.
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He's spent the last eight years
in Afghanistan, not Milan.
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What would he know?
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Yeah, nothin' about
design, that's for sure.
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VIJAY: Allow me to help, please, Olivia.
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I know very much, because as
CEO of Doppelganger Designs...
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Ah, you rip off other people's designs.
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You've never designed
anything in your life.
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Yeah, Vijay,
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I'm sure that Leslie
didn't mean to offend you.
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- Yes, I did.
- I'm showing these to Don.
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Which do you reckon he's gonna pick?
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Can I have a word with you in
my office for a moment, Leslie?
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CELESTE: Can I help you?
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I'm from the ACCC.
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Is that Roadside Assist?
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It's the Australian Competition
and Consumer Commission.
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I'm investigating a complaint and
I need to speak to Ashley Piper.
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For fuck's sake, I said
diaries, not pencil cases.
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(REVERSING ALARM BEEPS)
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DRIVER: Got 'em!
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Ashley. Sarina Chang from the ACCC.
You haven't returned my calls.
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Can we talk in the office?
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No, I have to stay and watch this
drainer wreck the warehouse.
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You realise why I'm here?
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Because of the 12 children hospitalised
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after eating the Yaytionery
pineapple-scented rubbers?
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I know.
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You were supposed to
issue a product recall.
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I did.
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Then why has a 13th child now
also landed in hospital?
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'Cause 13's unlucky?
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Sometimes when new people start here,
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they bring in some muffins,
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or they organise a coffee run.
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They generally don't
yell abuse at everyone
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because it tends to not put
their coworkers onside
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in the same way a baked sweetgood does.
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I can't help being
temperamental. I'm an artist.
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Well, there aren't many artists
that operate out of business parks.
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I know, and that's why
I'm trying to change it.
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You don't put the Mona
Lisa in a McDonald's.
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Why not? That would explain
the smirk on her face.
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You have to try and fit in.
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I've spent too much time trying to
fit in and be someone that I wasn't.
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- This isn't about your gender.
- I can't believe you would say that!
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This is about you not respecting
somebody's toilet paper business.
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Can you hear yourself right now?
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You shouldn't have interfered
with the jumbo box.
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Oh, my God, Dad, it needed
to be interfered with.
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It all does. I have to
redesign all of this noise.
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No, you don't.
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- Then why am I here?
- You're here because you need a job.
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(CAR APPROACHES)
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Don Angel, CEO of the Dub-Dub-BG.
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- I'm sorry?
- (STOPS ENGINE)
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The WWBG. The World Wide Business Group.
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Is that anything to do with
Yaytionery Stationery?
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Only the parent company.
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Is Ashley attending to all your
adorable stationery needs?
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Not really.
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I've been trying to find out
if you're still selling
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any pineapple-scented rubbers.
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Officially, no.
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But I'm sure we can work something
out and push a couple your way.
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I'm from the ACCC.
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Yeah, I know.
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I'm, I'm joking.
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As if I'd still be letting
those rubbers hit the streets.
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Well, it appears someone has
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because another child has
just been hospitalised.
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You are not serious.
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I am completely serious.
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(MOUTHS WORDS)
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Where were the parents?
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Some people should just
not have children.
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Did you inform the public of the hazard?
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Yeah, well, that smart-arse
journalist took care of that.
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- Did you recall the product?
- Yes.
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- Ashley?
- Yes! Every retailer was emailed.
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No small job, Sarina. We
are a massive distributor.
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Mm.
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And do you have the signed recall
forms back from those retailers?
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Ashley?
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Of course we have the, er...
what did you call them?
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- Forms.
- Forms! That's it.
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Ah, and if we don't have
them all, then, by jiminy,
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there are some retailers in
trouble with you, I'm guessing.
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- It is your responsibility.
- Splitting hairs now, I think.
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I'm thinking Coco could
do an Instagram post
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with our new avo on toast cushion.
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Obviously, the cushion
has to be the hero.
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One, I haven't got Coco yet.
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Two, when I do get her, she is going
nowhere near your shit cushion.
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Coco will be my premium influencer.
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Who is this Coco you keep
talking about? Coco who?
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Coco Coco.
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She's one of those ones who
doesn't have a last name.
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She's very, very famous on Instagram.
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What is she famous for?
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(GROANS) For being on Instagram.
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- She has 1.5 million followers.
- 1.6.
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So, you need to seriously
upgrade your pitches
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if you want to talk to me about Coco.
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- What about with Frida Kahlo?
- Bye, Vijay.
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I'd be happy to help out
with any writing for Coco.
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No, you wouldn't. You would hate that.
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What do you want?
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I'm wondering if you could
have a word with Leslie.
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- About?
- Well, you saw him with Olivia.
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You know, he needs to
lower his expectations,
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like we all do, to work here.
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High-maintenance people love you
doing their maintenance, Ray.
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I'm not gonna feed the beast
and neither should you.
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- You think Leslie's high-maintenance?
- As fuck!
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- Because he's trans?
- Because he's Leslie.
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Boy or girl, he is high octane.
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He needs to sort his own shit out.
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Ray, Celeste.
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Could we please get a cup of tea
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and one of our special
buns for Sarina here,
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whilst Ashley and I just get this
paperwork out of our system?
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That sounds like it's coming
out of my system, physically,
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which it's not, obviously.
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Ah, Ray Leonard Leonard.
Nice park, by the way.
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This is Sarina from the ACCC.
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- Oh, I don't think we've met.
- No, why would you have?
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We don't get many... ANY
consumer complaints.
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Could you, uh, sit with
Sarina please, Ray,
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and just tell her about how few we get.
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It's very few.
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What the fuck are these product
recall forms she's talking about?
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- I don't know!
- Don?
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Not now. Dodge, are you across this
bloody Yaytionery product recall?
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- Which one?
- The pineapple rubbers.
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I told you, I emailed all of
them with the forms Kim gave me.
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And did they send the signed forms back?
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- I don't know.
- Jesus, Ashley!
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I trash my emails if there are
more than 20! It stresses me out.
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You didn't follow up?
That's procedure, Don.
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Shut up, Kim! I sent an email
saying all the rubbers were poison.
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- What more do you want me to do?
- For shit's sake.
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Kim, go and rifle through
Ashley's email trash
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and see what you can find.
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Don't put them back in my inbox.
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I said SHE could have one.
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Celeste... are there any left?
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I could defrost an old one.
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- (SIGHS)
- Do you want mine?
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Are you not going to eat it?
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Have you got the recall forms?
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Sarina, my inventory is not
where I'd like it to be today.
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More specifically, I am very
unhappy with my data entry.
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Say what you like about the 457s,
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they are second to none at data entry.
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Gets a bit much, that icing.
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Sarina, I'm one of the few businesses
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that does not outsource
data entry to Mumbai,
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so I am supporting Australian labour.
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Not the party, obviously. That
would be digging my own grave.
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And they'd make me join the
Gravediggers' Union to do it.
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So, Sarina, can you help me
keep these jobs in Australia
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and give me a bit more
time to find those forms.
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I'm not sure what you just
said makes any sense.
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- (RINGTONE PLAYS)
- Mm, excuse me.
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Did you get my present?
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I sure did, and it is so fucking hot!
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You know what would be even hotter?
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You sitting in it.
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- I am.
- Are you?
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And do you have pants on?
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I'm in the shop, Don. Of
course I have my pants on.
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Shame. Can we talk quantities?
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- I'm gonna give you a big number.
- How big?
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- 40 units.
- Oh, stop it.
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Excuse me, I'm issuing
you an on-the-spot fine.
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Send me a photo. I'm chasing your forms.
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I've seen no evidence that
you're taking this seriously.
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Do you actually understand that
another child was hospitalised?
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Absolutely I do.
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And we have already
reached out to... them.
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And who Ray and I are visiting.
240
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When?
241
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Ray, when did you book it?
242
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I'm not across that... one.
243
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Celeste, when have we booked the visit?
244
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We're seeing the sick
kid, this week when?
245
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- Thursday?
- Thursday.
246
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Well, I look forward to
hearing how that goes.
247
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And will we have a full set
of signed forms by Thursday?
248
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Absolutely. This will all
be put to bed by Friday.
249
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With the exception of the child,
who will be up and about.
250
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Put that in the negotiate file.
251
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Don, I really need to
discuss something with you.
252
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Coming. Vijay, can you set
up a call with Bali ASAP
253
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about getting us those cowhide chairs.
254
00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:25,760
Yes, Don.
255
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Don, just checking. Thursday
is not real, is it?
256
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- Yes, it's real.
- I thought I had it that time.
257
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I've gotta get better at
our silent communication.
258
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Which one?
259
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Which box for the jumbo 96 rolls?
260
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:41,559
- What's that?
- It's a new design for Funny Dunny.
261
00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,719
Olivia, did I ask you
to reinvent the wheel?
262
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- No.
- Then keep the fucking wheel.
263
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No worries.
264
00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:53,519
- Hey, Don.
- Codester. Where are we off to?
265
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Oh, just off for a 10km run.
266
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Awesome. I could come
with you if I could.
267
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Um, how's the summer range coming along?
268
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It's not, really, so I thought I'd
get out and just clear my head.
269
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OK, great, great.
270
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,160
So when you say it's not,
271
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you remember that the patterns
have to be locked by Friday?
272
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Yeah. I'm... I'm really trying, Don.
273
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:17,359
I know that, Cody. I
absolutely know that.
274
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You are all about effort,
275
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and effort is the mother
of all good achievements.
276
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It's just that the summer range
really is important to us
277
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because we did miss spring,
278
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which isn't a great look
in the garment industry.
279
00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:35,879
Yeah, yeah, I just... I didn't know
280
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that the spring stuff had
to be ready in autumn.
281
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:41,559
- It's very confusing.
- Yeah, it is.
282
00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:45,079
Why don't you try pretending you're
living in the Northern Hemisphere?
283
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:48,519
Uh... no, I'm not goin' back there, Don.
284
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No worries.
285
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:53,679
My point is, that we really
need to get Brrr! Buzzing again
286
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with some fresh skimpy designs.
287
00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:58,479
Don, I know that Brrr!
Was the only opening,
288
00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:01,799
and I'm so grateful that you could
get me in on the government scheme.
289
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:05,119
I just... I don't think women's
fashion is the best fit for me,
290
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,559
given my military background.
291
00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:07,760
Oh, you're overthinking it, Cody.
292
00:14:07,761 --> 00:14:11,359
It's really simple, tiny, tiny
clothing for the woman on a budget.
293
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,479
Well, what if we could get
someone else to do the design?
294
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:16,479
Then I'll focus on the
ordering, packaging, dispatch.
295
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,599
You know, the logistics.
I can do that, Don.
296
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,879
Oh, Cody, I would love
to employ more people,
297
00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:24,079
but one of the key successes of
the World Wide Business Group
298
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:27,439
is my ability to employ
highly unskilled staff
299
00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:29,519
to do 10 different jobs at once.
300
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:32,559
Yeah, but I feel like I'm really
underperforming in one of them.
301
00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:35,999
Well, even if you're massively
underperforming in a couple of areas,
302
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,239
the government subsidies are
just too good to refuse.
303
00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:43,479
I-I tell you what, just, um...
forget about the whole summer range.
304
00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:46,520
Just concentrate on one signature piece.
305
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,039
- Friday, yeah?
- Yeah!
306
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Yeah!
307
00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:03,839
Perfect. Thank you so much.
That looks terrific.
308
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:06,279
Now, that 96 is super-bold.
309
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,879
Or did you want it ultra-super-bold?
310
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:11,919
Or underlined, so that
people will see it?
311
00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:13,840
- That will be fine.
- Fine.
312
00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:23,400
(PHONE CHIMES)
313
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SAM: Fuck yes!
314
00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:29,239
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
315
00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:32,319
Guess who's having lunch with Coco!
316
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:34,959
DON: Oh, you're shitting me.
317
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,279
Table for three in the name of Angel.
318
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:39,039
Two. What is that?
319
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,919
- Do you like it?
- No. Take it off.
320
00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:41,920
No.
321
00:15:41,921 --> 00:15:43,879
What have I told you about
shopping without me?
322
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:46,639
It's from Wolverine. Hugh wore it.
323
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:49,319
- No, he didn't.
- Well, no, obviously this is a copy.
324
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:51,600
It's... it's from the Ukraine.
325
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:56,000
- Touch it.
- No! Take it off or I quit.
326
00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:05,279
Who do you think came up with
all the designs before he came?
327
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,719
I'm the one that found the picture
of the toilet paper on the internet.
328
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,839
I'm the one that put the words inside.
329
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:13,199
Oh, and guess what,
that "disgusting" logo?
330
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:16,119
That is in 500,000 toilets
across the country.
331
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,760
You know, I know toilet paper
like the back of my hand.
332
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,239
Cody, are you OK?
333
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,479
Oh, I've done the tiny
triangle bras, OK?
334
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:26,199
I've done the big splits up the
side, I've done the slasher look.
335
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,079
Nothing else is coming
up on my Google searches
336
00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:30,959
and I'm supposed to have
patterns locked in by tomorrow.
337
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:33,079
OK. Alright, let's forget about Google.
338
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,080
Yep.
339
00:16:34,081 --> 00:16:36,199
They always say you should start
with something that you know.
340
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:39,039
Yeah, but what do I know?
What, helmets and ammo belts?
341
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,639
OK, well, you know,
there must be some...
342
00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:42,640
(ZIP!)
343
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:50,080
Hang on, I think you
might be onto something.
344
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,559
Don.
345
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:56,759
Just a reminder, you have your
meeting with Amy this afternoon.
346
00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:59,159
- Who's Amy?
- The little girl who ate a rubber.
347
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:02,039
Well, one of the little girls. The
last little girl to eat a rubber.
348
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:06,519
Fine. Just make sure Ashley
is ready for that, and Ray.
349
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:09,799
And call me about two
minutes in so I can leave.
350
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,679
Two minutes.
351
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,159
(COMPUTER CHIMES)
352
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,199
Ooh, Don, I like your jacket.
353
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,079
- Do you?
- Very much.
354
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:20,799
You know how you were asking
me for a bonus last week?
355
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,279
Happy bonus day.
356
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:24,559
Oh, Don, that is so incredibly generous
357
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,359
Good morning, Vijay!
358
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:28,479
Ah, Made. How are things?
359
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:32,279
Oh, can you spit the betel nut out
while we talk? That that's revolting.
360
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:34,839
Don, wait till you see my
expanded production, hmm?
361
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:37,439
I have a whole new assembly
line. I'll show you.
362
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:41,119
Hey! Say hello to Don and Vijay, huh?
363
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:42,959
Very impressive, Made.
364
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:47,559
We're doing Eames now, in
yellow, like the sunshine, huh?
365
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:50,039
Makes people very happy.
How many you want?
366
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,399
They're fantastic. We'll take a hundred.
367
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:56,599
What have I told you about being
too keen from the get-go?
368
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,799
Have you been to Kuta Beach?
369
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,839
Express the slightest bit of interest
370
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,999
and you're wearing 60 necklaces.
371
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,799
You'll have my hair braided in a minute.
372
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:07,639
- Sorry, Don.
- Don, are you there?!
373
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,719
Sorry, Made, it's, uh... the broadband.
374
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:12,319
NBN. Don't start us.
375
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,239
National Bloody Nincompoops, hmm?
376
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:17,239
Yeah, I don't think it's all smooth
sailing in your country, either.
377
00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:19,799
Let's put a pin in the sunshine chairs
378
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:23,519
and let's take a pin out of
the tasty slice of cowhide
379
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,279
that you copied for me last week.
380
00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:27,159
- Remember that?
- Yes, Don.
381
00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:30,399
Well, I want you to set up another
trestle table assembly line,
382
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,319
because I want 40 of the moo moo chairs.
383
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,279
40? No good, Don. It's tricky.
384
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,399
- Why's that?
- Cows are sacred.
385
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,400
Beg yours?
386
00:18:39,401 --> 00:18:42,639
- I thought that was only your lot.
- Well, 80% of Balinese are Hindu.
387
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:46,599
Yeah, alright. No need to
pump up your own tyres.
388
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,519
There's a stack of Aussies in Hollywood,
389
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:49,879
but I don't bang on about it.
390
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:50,880
Don!
391
00:18:50,881 --> 00:18:52,359
Their skin is hard to come by
392
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:54,599
because most people here
don't eat the beef.
393
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,799
Yeah, but some do. 20%, according
to your calculations, Vijay.
394
00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:01,439
So, get out there and find
me some Christian cows.
395
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,799
Yes, Don. I'm on it, Don.
396
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,999
You take the sunshine chairs,
I'll find you the cows, hmm?
397
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,480
Oh, you're killing me, Made.
398
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:15,480
(DISCONNECTS CALL) Done. And
that's when you buy the chairs.
399
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:18,680
CELESTE: Sorry!
400
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:22,280
I couldn't find a bow.
401
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:27,559
Celeste, would you let me know
about any erratic behaviour
402
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:29,519
or violent outbursts while I've gone?
403
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:32,439
I'm feeling pretty settled, Ray.
404
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:36,079
- From Leslie.
- Oh. On it.
405
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,319
Actually, I might just
pop that down on a note.
406
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:42,160
For shit's sake, can we go,
please? Close the door, Ray.
407
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:49,079
What did he say?
408
00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:53,159
See, I think the ammo belt is a
really practical idea for women,
409
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:54,719
because it's what we always want.
410
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:57,119
You know, somewhere
to put all our stuff.
411
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,359
Yeah.
412
00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:02,319
I can't quite see it, and actually I
can't look at those images anymore.
413
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:04,639
- Oh, of course. Sorry, Cody.
- No, that's alright.
414
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,959
Yep, OK. Let me draw it.
415
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,079
OK, so, women always have so much stuff.
416
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:13,519
- Yes.
- Like lipsticks, tampons, hair ties.
417
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,919
You don't always want to be
rummaging through a handbag,
418
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,119
or even carry a handbag.
419
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:20,679
And army belts are always
in and out of fashion.
420
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,480
See? Something like that.
421
00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:26,999
Is that a carrot?
422
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,399
No, that's a hairbrush.
423
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,399
And that's a phone. Why
would it be a carrot?
424
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:34,279
Oh, dunno. A healthy snack?
425
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:36,559
Actually, that does look like a carrot.
426
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,240
- Yeah.
- We need someone who can draw.
427
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:41,119
Oh, God.
428
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,959
And why are you asking me
to design a women's belt?
429
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:46,079
You keep telling us you're a designer.
430
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:49,399
- You know I'm a man, not a woman.
- I couldn't care less what you are.
431
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,159
I've got school pick-up,
Cody's got a deadline
432
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,439
and we need someone who can draw.
433
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,879
Did you draw the tiny toilet on the box?
434
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,599
Yes.
435
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,959
- That was really good.
- Thank you.
436
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,679
I never said it wasn't good,
I said it wasn't right.
437
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,280
It was a brilliant toilet.
438
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,559
SAM: Can I just say that every day
439
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:14,679
I talk about the five pillars
of personal branding,
440
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:18,719
love, beauty, travel, kids, baking.
441
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:23,160
And do you know which five posts I
use to demonstrate the five pillars?
442
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:28,999
Coco and Clay's wedding.
Coco without make-up.
443
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,519
Coco in the Greek Islands.
444
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,839
Coco icing doughnuts.
445
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:37,359
Coco, Clay and the
bubba, in bed, laughing.
446
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:41,159
Sheer fucking genius,
every single one of them.
447
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:43,199
But do you know what's missing?
448
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:46,639
Top dollar. Greek Islands,
did you fly first class?
449
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,159
No.
450
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,839
Those bedsheets. Are they 1,200 TC?
451
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,559
The doughnuts. Is that your kitchen?
452
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:55,799
No. Why not? It should be.
453
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:59,799
If you sign with me at Influenzer
I can get you everything.
454
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:03,679
I can reward you how a hashtag
queen should be rewarded.
455
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:07,040
Oh, my God, speaking of
queens, here's the king.
456
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:09,800
Sam Angel.
457
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,959
- Namaste.
- Absolutely.
458
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:16,719
It is seriously intense
to be with you both.
459
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:19,559
I'm, like, freaking out, with respect.
460
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:24,359
To have built what you both
have built from doing nothing
461
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:25,520
is the bomb.
462
00:22:25,521 --> 00:22:28,719
But it's not enough. She
thinks she can do more, babe.
463
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:29,920
Sorry to interrupt.
464
00:22:29,921 --> 00:22:35,639
Coco, Clay, just wanted to check
in. Make sure everything was OK?
465
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:39,448
Oh, loving it, thank you.
The prawns are insane.
466
00:22:39,472 --> 00:22:41,479
Awesome. Do you think I could
grab a selfie with you?
467
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:42,680
Oh, my God, of course.
468
00:22:42,681 --> 00:22:44,759
Well, it depends on
who's paying for lunch.
469
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:48,439
Coco at Little Cicero hashtag
"the prawns are insane".
470
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:50,079
Absolutely. Lunch is on me.
471
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,919
And how about a bottle of
Cristal to go with that?
472
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:55,079
Dude, that's amazing, thank you.
473
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,279
- Coco, you take a selfie, too.
- Yeah.
474
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,320
And Coco will post hers first.
475
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:08,919
So, I'm the CEO of the
World Wide Business Group,
476
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:12,199
and Ashley is the CEO of Yaytionery,
477
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:15,759
and Ray is the CEO of
Don's Dirty Dog Wash.
478
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:17,559
What's Don's Dirty Dog Wash?
479
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:20,759
Haven't you seen one of our
big, fun dog wash trailers
480
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:21,840
with the two naughty dogs?
481
00:23:21,841 --> 00:23:24,760
We've seen them. Why are you here?
482
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,839
Um...
483
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,759
..well...
484
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,479
Because he's a wordsmith.
485
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:36,919
We're here because all of us at the WWBG
486
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:39,159
are deeply concerned about Amy.
487
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:43,679
And, to be honest, it's been hard
to think about anything else,
488
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,279
hasn't it, Ashley?
489
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:46,280
Yep.
490
00:23:46,281 --> 00:23:50,279
But you look like you are on the
mend, Amy, which is positive.
491
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:52,959
I've stopped vomiting, but
I've still got diarrhoea.
492
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,799
Pretty common at your age.
493
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,239
It's hard to get them to
wash their hands, isn't it?
494
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,239
She's not sick because she
didn't wash her hands,
495
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:03,319
she's sick because she ate one
of your poisoned rubbers.
496
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,159
Possibly.
497
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:08,279
Which is why we would like
to offer our condolences
498
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,519
with a World Wide Business
Group gift basket.
499
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:12,600
Ashley.
500
00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:20,799
- Here you go.
- No, just... one by one.
501
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:24,840
Open it and tell them about the gifts.
502
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,720
- Here's some toilet paper.
- No, jeez!
503
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:34,159
It's called Funny Dunny, for a start,
504
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,760
and, Ray, could you read them
a couple of jokes, please?
505
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,120
Why did the toilet paper
roll down the hill?
506
00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:46,959
'Cause it wanted to get to the bottom.
507
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,479
- (LAUGHS)
- It's good, isn't it?
508
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:52,200
And won't that come in
handy at the moment?
509
00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:59,439
Here's a cushion.
510
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,639
Jeez, careful you don't oversell it.
511
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:04,040
Ray, could you please tell
them about the cushion?
512
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:13,239
It's a silk cushion from the
Doppelganger Design bedroom range,
513
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:16,239
featuring a slice of toast
with smashed avocado.
514
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,800
Just pop it... pop it...
pop it behind her head.
515
00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:28,840
Yeah, and, hey, teddy
loves that cushion, too.
516
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,279
This is a midriff top.
517
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,840
Ironically from the Brrr! Winter range.
518
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:39,800
It's, uh... it's probably
more for Mum, that one.
519
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:45,879
OK.
520
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:49,399
Now, Vijay, can you tape them
together so we have one wide belt?
521
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:52,679
Could someone else do it? Because
I need to hold my pants up.
522
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,879
I'll do it. Mine are elasticised.
523
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:57,759
And, Cody, could you go get
some reversible velcro
524
00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:58,960
so that we can make loops?
525
00:25:58,961 --> 00:26:01,879
- Got it.
- That would be perfect for tampons.
526
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,559
(SCREAMS)
527
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:07,119
Sorry. Oh, sorry, that's
a total reflex response.
528
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:10,999
No, I'm sorry. I
shouldn't have snuck up.
529
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,040
OK, what else?
530
00:26:12,041 --> 00:26:15,359
Um, OK, we also need, um... lipsticks.
531
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:16,360
Lipsticks.
532
00:26:16,361 --> 00:26:17,759
- Phone. Tissues.
- Phone. Tissues.
533
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,679
- Headphones, credit cards
- Credit cards.
534
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:20,959
- Keys.
- Keys.
535
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:24,320
And leather. I really need some leather.
536
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,999
- Can we have Don's jacket?
- He gave it to me.
537
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:34,719
Because it's hideous and
it's embarrassing to wear.
538
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,359
But it's from Wolverine.
539
00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:38,559
What do you mean "BUT
it's from Wolverine"?
540
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,119
BECAUSE it's from
Wolverine, right, Leslie?
541
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:42,759
Yeah, Vijay, it's gross.
542
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,919
But it would be perfect for
prototyping a new product,
543
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,520
which Don would really appreciate.
544
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:55,239
- What sort of money are we talking?
- 10K a month for four months.
545
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:58,119
- Sweet.
- What do I have to do?
546
00:26:58,120 --> 00:27:01,759
12 organic posts endorsing
premium brands that I bring you.
547
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:02,840
Just me?
548
00:27:02,841 --> 00:27:05,679
Four with Clay, four with
bubba, four goddess.
549
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,439
What's goddess?
550
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,399
- Dewy, glowy.
- Flower crown.
551
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:11,159
- Powerful.
- Got it.
552
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,200
What do you think?
553
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:17,959
(PHONE CHIMES)
554
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,440
Excuse me.
555
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:26,399
Oh, Ray, we have just caught a marlin.
556
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:27,880
Do you know Coco?
557
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:30,679
She works for me.
558
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,639
Wow. I love her.
559
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:36,320
Do you? Ray, are we... are we all in?
560
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,159
Yep.
561
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,719
(PHONE SHUTTER CLICKS)
562
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:44,520
Get that off to whatsie at the ACCC.
563
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,079
Why?
564
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:50,519
Just just to document our visitation.
565
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,439
You know this doesn't change anything?
566
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:53,440
Beg yours?
567
00:27:53,441 --> 00:27:55,119
Just because you brought
some toilet paper...
568
00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:56,200
And a cushion.
569
00:27:56,201 --> 00:27:57,680
We're still gonna do the class action.
570
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,360
What class action?
571
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:04,719
VIJAY: Ladies and gentlemen,
572
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,959
introducing to you all the Ammo!
573
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,639
(DISCO-STYLE MUSIC PLAYS)
574
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,799
The beautiful Celeste looks
chic and ready for action
575
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:17,239
in her all-new Ammo,
affording easy access
576
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:22,159
to all her personal hygiene
products and reminder notes.
577
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,399
(ALL CHEER AND APPLAUD)
578
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,679
Every kangaroo has a pouch,
579
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,080
every woman has an Ammo.
580
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,639
(STOPS MUSIC) What is this?
581
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:38,759
- It's the Brrr! Summer range.
- No, it's not.
582
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,679
Well, we thought we could
call it the Ammo and...
583
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,839
I fucking LOVE it!
584
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,959
Cody, that is genius.
585
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,999
Oh, it was all Leslie and
Olivia. They did it.
586
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,359
Coco?
587
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:54,519
What are you waist measurements?
I've got your first post.
588
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:56,119
(GASPS)
589
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:59,959
(APPLAUSE)
590
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:01,920
Is that my Wolverine jacket?
591
00:29:03,235 --> 00:29:07,462
- Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod -
www.addic7ed.com
592
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,799
Hot product plus premium influencer
593
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:21,079
equals jugger-fucking-naut.
594
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,479
The Ammo is off-brand for Brrr!
595
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,359
What happened to slutty
women's clothing?
596
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:29,479
KIM: Our server crashed. Been
smashed by online orders.
597
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:32,319
- What for?
- The Ammo.
598
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:35,079
- I've got Yvonne on the phone.
- My mother, Yvonne?
599
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:36,439
Actually she wants to speak to Ray.
600
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,240
I think we may have spoken
on the phone. I'm Yvonne.
601
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,919
I want to record an album.
602
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:46,319
Oh, bloody hell. Is it International
Day of Dickhead Children?
603
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:47,759
Would you say that to John Farnham?
604
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:49,879
Oh, he's John Farnham now, Ray.
605
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,360
You're not the voice.
Try and understand it.
606
00:29:52,410 --> 00:29:56,960
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