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? Oh, you gonna take me home tonight ?
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(SINGS ALONG) ? Oh, down
beside that red fire light ?
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? Oh, you gonna let it all hang out ?
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? Fat bottomed girls ?
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? You make the rocking
world go round... ?
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How much for the optional
Meridian sound system?
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Uh, 10,500.
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Is it?
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- So that brings us to 234,300.
- Too easy.
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Which is exceptional value
for a prestige car
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with the refined capabilities of...
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Yeah, there's no need
for the hard sell, Liliana.
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The duck has already landed on the pond.
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I'm the duck,
and I have landed on your pond.
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Could you FaceTime my CFO for me,
please, Liliana?
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Just tell Siri you want to talk
to The Dodger.
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- I... I would...
- Home button. Easy peasy.
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FaceTime The Dodger.
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You know why I call him The Dodger?
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The tax this genius gets me out of.
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Good morning, Don. Oh, hello.
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Liliana from City Range Rover,
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this is The Dodger
from the World Wide Business Group.
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Actually, my name's Kim...
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Pepper The Dodger with bullet points,
please, Liliana.
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Uh, OK.
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A novated lease over four years
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and, as Don's very keen
to take the car today,
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I will need a deposit of 28,500.
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Not good for us.
Negative cash flow this month.
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What? No, Kim, just, uh...
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..just slice off a chunk
of that double-digit growth
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we've been experiencing
for seven consecutive quarters.
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Single-digit growth this quarter, Don.
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6%, because of the negative cash flow.
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Asian humour.
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- I don't have your deposit, Don.
- What?
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Jesus, Kim, I... I need this car today.
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- Just give me that...
- (TYRES SQUEAL)
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- Don, Don, pull over!
- All good. All good.
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No, it's not.
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I'm driving back.
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- Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod -
www.addic7ed.com
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No worries, Liliana.
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My pert arse cheeks will be
bouncing on that luxury leather
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by midday today.
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So, I will see you then.
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(HORN HONKS)
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What happened to the Range Rover?
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Uh, just red tape, my love.
This country is gagging on it.
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Drainer.
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Guess who I hit up last night.
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Jordie Sutton.
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Who?
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Midfielder for the Western Bulldogs.
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Jordie!
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Yeah?
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Dude, it's Sammy.
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Sam Angel from Icicles,
then karaoke last night.
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Oh, right. Sammy. Wow.
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I can't believe you got half
the team to sing Call Me Maybe.
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You're welcome.
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Don Angel, Jordie, Sammy's dad.
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And business partner at Influenzer.
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So, Jords, do you remember our
conversation between Jaeger shots
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about you being
a premium social influencer
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and making 2,000 bucks a post on Insta?
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- Was that legit?
- Dude!
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We are tight with
most of Australia's top companies.
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And I've got one today
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that would literally
shit itself with excitement
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at the prospect of you
flogging their goods.
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Yeah, sounds wicked, guys,
but I'm pretty crap with that stuff.
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I'm actually dyslexic.
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Snap! So's Dad.
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But I'm not. I'm your SMS, Jordie.
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Social Media Stylist.
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Not one part of your endorsement
needs to come from you.
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Yeah, I'll definitely
have a think about it.
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- Swee...
- What's to think about, Jordie?
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Yeah, I've got training.
I'll... I'll let you know in a bit.
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- Or now. You can let us know now.
- It's chill.
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Hit me up later, Jords,
when you've had time to process.
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Ahh!
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Get out of my office.
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I do the talent. You do the brands.
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I'm not dyslexic - I can't spell.
There's a difference.
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You can even build a business
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based on unpleasant skin conditions.
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Because those dogs in particular
need regular washing.
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Is that right?
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Well, it's another reason
why our franchise network
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is growing across the country.
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Well, we think we'd love to be part
of the network, wouldn't we, Gav?
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Yeah, we think
it's a really good fit for us.
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Well, that's terrific news.
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Oh, hang on, hang on.
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Don't tell me these two hustlers
have just snapped it up? Ohh!
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Well, I guess I'll just have to let
the Mc... Andersons down gently.
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Sorry - this is Don,
my business partner.
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Don Angel. I'm actually the owner
and founder of the business.
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You'll notice it's Don's Dirty Dog Wash,
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not Don and Ray's Dirty Dog Wash.
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Yeah, there's actually nothing of me
in the logo whatsoever,
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I hasten to add.
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No, because if there was,
there'd only be one dog,
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and he'd be moping in his kennel
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wishing he had some tasty bone
he chewed 20 years ago.
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Try rendering that in fibreglass.
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Gavin and Leanne have just done
a trial run in Bacchus Marsh
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with the dog wash.
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Say no more.
I'll open the pink champagne.
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You open your chequebook.
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Oh, well... we're not
sure we're there yet.
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(CHUCKLES) No, of course not.
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Of course not? Well, uh... why not?
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I'm sure Gavin and Leanne
have a lot to consider.
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Well, that's right, Ray.
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I mean, $100,000 is a lot.
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And you read so many stories
about these schemes going belly up.
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Yes, you do.
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No, you don't!
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Listen, I'm trying to
grow the economy here.
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You... you've heard about
the trickle-down effect?
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I am one of the people
it trickles down out of.
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I've... I've trickled down out onto Ray
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and, given the opportunity,
I could trickle down onto you too.
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I make shitloads out of this,
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and... and I employ bloody...
a lot of people in there
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on pretty good coin for who they are,
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so I don't need you questioning
the viability of my business.
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Alright, well, there's, uh,
plenty to think about there.
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- OK.
- No, there's no thinking required.
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I did not get to where I
am today by thinking.
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Sorry, but we're not going
to be pressured into anything.
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Pressure? Pressure makes diamonds.
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I... I could have made you
a couple of diamonds
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but now you're just two lumps of coal!
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Bye-bye.
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Piss weak!
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Well done, Ray.
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When are you going to
bring in actual customers
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instead of dithering fucks that do
nothing for this country's GDP?
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Oh, Don, you're back!
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Fantastic gift I have, isn't it,
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to be able to go somewhere
and then return?
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You made good time.
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- Are the staff assembled?
- Time flies, doesn't it?
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I don't know where the year has gone.
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Well, half of it
went in this conversation.
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Can I have an Eno, please, Celeste?
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- How's the tum-tum?
- It will be better when I crap-crap.
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Is that my suit?
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Oh, yes.
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The dry cleaners wouldn't
do contra for a tweet,
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but they said you get a discount
if you start an account,
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which I thought could be economical.
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Jesus, Celeste, how long have
you been running the Fin Review?
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You've lost me.
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If only.
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Anyway, I've given it a good sponge,
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and it'll come up nicely for tonight.
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Are you his plus one, Ray?
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No, he's bloody not.
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We're supposed to look like
highly successful entrepreneurs,
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not shabby-chic psych patients.
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Tell the staff I am here.
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Oh, what do I do about your 10:30?
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What... what 10:30?
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You have your interview
with the graphic designer.
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Bump that to... next year.
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You can't cancel Leslie's job interview.
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I have bigger fish to fry this morning
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than the sad little guppies
in your family.
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We need a graphic designer.
Leslie is a graphic designer.
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Well, this is pointless.
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I'm not running a halfway house.
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I am running
a world wide business group.
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Any joy?
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The staff meeting, Ray.
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Gets very hot in the men's.
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I could dry it properly in here.
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Actually, don't cancel his 10:30.
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Thanks, Celeste.
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Right. Attention, please, everyone.
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Attention, please.
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- MAN: Oh, uh, Don?
- Yes, sir?
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Um, Olivia's not here yet.
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No worries, Codes.
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Ashley, I thought I bloody banned them.
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Please allow me to help, Don.
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Oi! What the fuck?
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I am very sorry, Ashley,
but you are showing much disrespect.
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- The staff meeting has started.
- The...
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Seventh strike, Ashley.
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Thank you, Vijay.
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As you all know, tonight I am
attending the Small Business Awards,
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for which I have been nominated for.
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Yes! Best small business
in the whole municipal council.
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Three cheers for Don.
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- Hip hip...
- No. No cheering, Vijay.
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Tonight's celebrations have a huge
turd-shaped cloud hanging over them,
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due to the news
that Kim gave me this morning.
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Tell them, Kim.
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Don didn't have enough money
to buy a Range Rover.
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No, that's not... I-I do.
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It's just that... that...
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..my hands were tied,
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because they are linked
to the arms of my business,
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which are fucked.
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Single-digit growth was the news
Kim gave me this morning.
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Single-digit growth is for losers.
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It's... it's like having
a partial erection.
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You either go rock hard or you pull
your pants up and forget about it.
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- Which is it?
- Rock hard!
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Can you imagine how
embarrassing it would be to...
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No. No.
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Can you imagine
how embarrassing it would be
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to turn up to tonight's awards
with single-digit growth?
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I want an upswing
by the end of play today,
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which means... Translation, Kim.
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(SPEAKS KOREAN)
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No, not... not Korean translation.
For shit's sake.
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Upswing equals sales, people.
Sales, do you hear me?
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Sales. Yes, Don.
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- If we sold a dog wash, we'd just...
- No. No.
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It's... it's... it's time you people
stopped sucking on the dog wash teat
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and started lactating yourselves.
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Vijay, speak to me.
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Don, I am very pleased to report
that Doppelganger Design
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has a new piece of classic furniture
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at knock-off prices ready for market.
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Two hundred units
of the watermelon bean bag.
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Cost price, three dollars.
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Recommended retail, thirty five dollars.
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Oh, hot fuckety vindaloo, Vijay.
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What is not to like about your 457 visa?
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That is what I'm talking about,
people. Colonel Cody.
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Yes.
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Can you give me an update
on the situation in Cambodia?
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Um, well, Olivia's actually been
helping me
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with the latest dresses
comin' in from Barra.
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Brrr!
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Yeah.
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Um... so but there's nothin' today,
but on the whole, Barra is...
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oh, my God, it's Brrr!, ya lame-o.
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As in, "Brrr, I'm freezing,
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"'cause I'm wearing fucking nothing
except this tiny shit dress."
249
00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:54,920
- Get it?
- Yeah.
250
00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:58,479
Ashley, how dare you
251
00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:01,319
speak to a former serving officer
of the Australian Army like that.
252
00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,239
What have you done
for your country lately,
253
00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:05,719
other than clog up
the juvenile justice system
254
00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:08,959
and hospitalise twelve kids
who ate pineapple scented rubbers?
255
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,519
Thanks for that Chernobyl that
I'm still trying to concrete over.
256
00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:16,039
What has come in from Hanoi
that you can shift today?
257
00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:19,879
I have a hundred cupcake pencil
cases that I could put through,
258
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,959
but I was waiting for
the matching sharpeners to come in.
259
00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:23,840
Nup. Transfer it.
260
00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:27,720
- That's it?
- Yeah.
261
00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:30,919
Shithouse, Ashley.
262
00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:34,079
When those sharpeners come in,
put your head in one.
263
00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:36,279
It is 'Brrr!', by the way, mate.
264
00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,199
- Yeah, I know.
- New skirt, Sam?
265
00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,399
Kim, that's sexual harassment.
266
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:43,879
Sammy, we've got dirty Jordie
Sutton wriggling on the line.
267
00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:46,079
Now, I gave you Expedia for today.
268
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,559
Did you get me a dingbat celebrity?
269
00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:50,039
All dope. 4K COB.
270
00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,999
Listening, Ashley?
271
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,479
Ray, can you do me a solid
272
00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:57,240
and write an Expedia blog post
for Kristie Bilotti?
273
00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,799
I didn't understand
anything in that sentence.
274
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,039
She's a chick from Home and Away
275
00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:05,160
and you just have to write, like, a
journal entry of her trip to Spain.
276
00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:07,200
- (BUZZ!)
- OK.
277
00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:11,039
Oh, God, sorry.
I've got four down with gastro.
278
00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,799
Thank God I'm in the
toilet paper industry.
279
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,599
Sorry, Don. Just come
to get more supplies for home.
280
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,440
I'll be back on deck tomorrow.
281
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,199
Supply equals demand, right, Don?
282
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,400
OK.
283
00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:27,119
Kim, take fifty-four bucks
off her wages this week.
284
00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:28,799
Are you sure?
She's a single mother and...
285
00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:32,279
Oh, it is that kind of do-gooder,
anti-business sentiment
286
00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,279
that's landed me
with negative cash flow.
287
00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:35,879
What are you going to do about it, Kim?
288
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,640
Are we at all able
to suck on your dog wash teat?
289
00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:46,559
- (KNOCKS LIGHTLY)
- (RAY TYPES)
290
00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:47,680
Knock, knock.
291
00:12:47,681 --> 00:12:49,519
(CONTINUES TYPING)
292
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,479
Say... say 'who's there?'
293
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,599
- Who's there?
- Opportunity.
294
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:58,200
Oh... Ray, I get very hurt when you
don't use your birthday present.
295
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:02,279
Listen, just on that
couple of Bacchus Marsh...
296
00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:03,719
The dithering fucks?
297
00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:09,359
Yep. Maybe... maybe you chose badly.
298
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:13,999
But I still think you have a chance
to mould those soft cocks
299
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,639
into something that really could
pleasure all of us
300
00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:20,639
by putting a pin
right in this fella's jacksy.
301
00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:22,839
It'd be nice to arrive
at the awards night tonight
302
00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,959
in a brand-new Range Rover.
303
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,319
Beg yours?
304
00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:29,479
Perhaps be photographed
dropping off at valet parking
305
00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:30,959
like people were last year.
306
00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,399
A fucking Barina.
307
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,399
I mean, he may as well have
brown-eyed the judges.
308
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:38,079
So I'll talk to Gavin and Leanne
about resurrecting the dog wash sale
309
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,919
so you can buy a new car,
310
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,959
on the condition
that you give Leslie the job.
311
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:43,759
Ray, that's blackmail.
312
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:46,159
Use that on the clients,
please, not... not me.
313
00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:48,239
But your daughter works for the company.
314
00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,879
- And if you had one, she would too.
- (KNOCK AT DOOR)
315
00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,000
Your 10:30's here.
316
00:13:52,001 --> 00:13:54,199
No, I bloody cancelled that, Celeste.
317
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,080
Oh, did you? I must have misheard.
318
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:58,880
- Hey, Dad.
- Hi, Leslie. Come in.
319
00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:00,799
Hey, Don.
320
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:04,199
Look at that. You've... you've got
the full beard going there.
321
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,519
Yeah, it's getting there.
322
00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:07,039
So is that the tablets,
323
00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:10,119
or were you just always a big
waxer when you were a girl?
324
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:11,919
(LAUGHS) I wish.
325
00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:13,519
No, it's definitely the hormones.
326
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,479
I'm even getting chest hair too.
Do you wanna see?
327
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,639
Whoa, OK. That's...
Occ health and safety.
328
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:19,959
- That's... Jesus.
- Sorry.
329
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,679
Oversharing. I'm just excited.
330
00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:22,760
Are you?
331
00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:24,319
Getting this job would be so great,
332
00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:25,360
because it's all so expensive,
333
00:14:25,361 --> 00:14:28,879
and now I can actually contemplate
getting my top surgery.
334
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:32,239
Yeah, on that note, I think Don has
something to say to you.
335
00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:35,639
Dad! Jordie just messaged me.
Boo-yah! He's in.
336
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:38,439
Yes! I knew I'd reel
that sucker in for you.
337
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:39,520
Fuck off.
338
00:14:39,521 --> 00:14:42,879
No, Sammy, you don't catch the
big fish without the right tackle.
339
00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:44,080
No offence.
340
00:14:44,081 --> 00:14:45,679
Hey, L-Dog!
341
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:51,319
Mwah. Oh, crushing it. Dad, Jordie
can take shots at training now.
342
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:52,599
What's the brand?
343
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,039
Uh, I've still got the plonkers
from Surf's Up on the hook.
344
00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,319
He's at footy.
He can't wear board shorts.
345
00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,879
What about sunglasses?
346
00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,279
Yasss!
347
00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:01,919
Well, no, he's a footballer, so...
348
00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:03,639
They're Speigler.
They're pretty snatched.
349
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,679
Yeah, I don't think sunnies are the go.
350
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,599
3.5K, easy.
351
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,239
Nailed it, L-Dog!
352
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:12,079
Dad, polaropposites.com.
353
00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,240
Let's get on it.
354
00:15:13,241 --> 00:15:15,600
- I'll come with.
- What about Bacchus Marsh?
355
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:22,839
Uh, very sorry, Leslie.
Single digit growth at the moment.
356
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,720
I can't offer you the position.
357
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:32,079
- I'm sorry.
- It's fine. Doesn't even matter.
358
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:34,399
Just another in a long line
of disappointments.
359
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,719
Should be used to it by now.
360
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:39,440
I've never said this to anyone
before, but I'll pay for your...
361
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:41,999
- For my double mastectomy?
- Mm.
362
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,359
Really?
363
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,520
Oh, you're the bomb, Dad.
364
00:15:44,521 --> 00:15:45,879
It's the least I can do.
365
00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:48,079
Well, I'm looking into the hysterectomy,
366
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,440
so you could always do more.
367
00:15:49,901 --> 00:15:51,180
Tr... tremendous.
368
00:15:51,233 --> 00:15:53,919
Money wasn't my only reason
for applying for a job here.
369
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,639
I can't imagine another.
Perhaps a court order.
370
00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,319
(LAUGHS)
371
00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,720
I wanted to be around you.
372
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,320
Can you get my sunglasses back?
373
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:05,000
Probably not.
374
00:16:05,001 --> 00:16:06,680
(PHONE RINGS)
375
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:08,840
Carla Zeist.
376
00:16:08,841 --> 00:16:11,319
Don Angel, Carla,
World Wide Business Group.
377
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:14,559
How's the world of protective
fashion eyewear and accessories
378
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:15,640
treating you today?
379
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:18,799
- Fine?
- Yep, terrific, Carla.
380
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,279
And it's only going to
get better from here, because...
381
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,879
What's the World Wide Business Group?
382
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:27,809
The WWBG is a multi-tentacled
beast, Carla.
383
00:16:27,864 --> 00:16:29,410
That's tentacled, by the way.
384
00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:33,239
You... you're dropping out there, Carla.
385
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,519
No, I didn't say anything.
386
00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:35,919
Right you are.
387
00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:38,879
Uh, but the tentacle I've got
pointing at you today, Carla,
388
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:41,839
is the one I've latched on to the AFL.
389
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:44,079
And let me ask you this, Carla.
Are you a fan?
390
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,559
- I am.
- Oh, me too.
391
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:50,799
So I've got a package I think you're
going to find irresistible, Carla.
392
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,439
OK...
393
00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,879
Are you familiar with Jordie Sutton?
394
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,359
- Yes. Yeah.
- Well, how's this for an idea?
395
00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:00,679
Jordie Sutton takes an Insta post
at training
396
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,239
wearing a pair of Speigler sunglasses,
397
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:05,879
which he thanks Polar Opposites for.
398
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,799
Right.
How's all that supposed to happen?
399
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:08,800
(MESSAGE SENT WHOOSH)
400
00:17:08,801 --> 00:17:11,919
Well if you just check your inbox,
Carla, I think you'll find...
401
00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:14,591
Oh, you've done it. Wow.
402
00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,040
That is perfect.
403
00:17:16,041 --> 00:17:17,359
And it will be even more perfect
404
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,799
when we pump that sucker up
Jordie's Insta feed.
405
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,439
Yes, how do... how do we do that?
406
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:22,879
Well, if you check your email there,
407
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,879
I think you'll find
our BSB and account number
408
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:26,199
is waiting to get a little tickle.
409
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:30,039
So as soon as you pop 5K
on our tentacle,
410
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,360
you will see your sunglasses
in front of...
411
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:36,799
..one hundred thousand followers.
412
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,119
Incredible value, Carla.
413
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:40,959
It is. That is fantastic.
414
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,679
OK, I'm logging onto
internet banking now.
415
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,439
Terrific news, Carla.
416
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,679
I've been wanting to do
something like this for some time...
417
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:50,439
Yep, Carla, I'm afraid my wheels
of industry aren't able to turn here
418
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,279
without me pedalling like the clappers,
419
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,639
so we're going to have to
cut it short until next time.
420
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:57,759
- Bye bye, Carla.
- Whoa, 5K!
421
00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:00,679
Let's stop off at the servo
and get a bag of ice.
422
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,360
I think I can see an Eskimo
at the end of that street.
423
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:19,639
- Ooh, tag me in that, Sammy.
- Nuh.
424
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,959
You're not my brand.
425
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:22,520
Well, then... hop in with me.
426
00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:25,719
I get lots of likes when you're in mine.
427
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:26,999
Yeah.
428
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,519
- How many followers have you got now?
- _
429
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,000
- Twelve.
- (SIGHS)
430
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,280
Well, that's all Jesus started off with.
431
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,239
Ms Kovacec.
432
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,679
Look out, it's the dream team.
433
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,319
How's my favourite nominee?
434
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,959
Oh, I'd forgotten all about that.
435
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,039
Can I interest you in... my melons?
436
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,039
- Yum.
- And they're quality.
437
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:50,359
It's actually an organic watermelon,
438
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:53,079
plus as a special offer for the viewers,
439
00:18:53,110 --> 00:18:55,959
order today and just fifteen hundred,
440
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,719
Sammy will get you a famous
arsehole sitting in here.
441
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:02,319
- Thank you, Samantha.
- Ooh, for Insta!
442
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,599
Whose butt can you get?
443
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,919
Whose butt can't I get?
444
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,759
(LAUGHS) So, twenty five smackers.
445
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,479
Will you take two hundred?
446
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:10,759
I will at seventeen fifty.
447
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:13,199
Oh, you are squeezing my nuts.
448
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,679
- You wish.
- Cash?
449
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:16,159
- Fifteen cash.
- Fifteen now?
450
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,040
Come on - three grand cash in hand.
451
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:20,799
Done. You may let go of my nuts.
452
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,839
Would you stop with your nuts?
453
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,599
Queen, what's your retail price?
454
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,279
I'll start them at sixty.
455
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,479
Sixty? And you just beat
me down to fifteen?
456
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:29,799
Yeah, what'd you pay for them?
457
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:30,800
- Eight.
- Three.
458
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,559
- I'll start them at sixty-five.
- (PHONE CHIMES)
459
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:37,159
OK, this year's Bachelor is
available for fifteen hundred.
460
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:39,039
- Bang!
- (LAUGHS)
461
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:42,799
The Bachelor in an organic
watermelon bean bag!
462
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,879
Does social media get any better?
463
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:47,639
- Locking in Bachie.
- Thanks, Sam.
464
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:49,799
And now for the actual folding stuff?
465
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:50,840
Ah.
466
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:53,480
OK.
467
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,080
- There's one.
- Yum.
468
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,400
- Two.
- Thank you.
469
00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,240
Three grand.
470
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:01,639
(CHUCKLES)
471
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:04,519
And I look forward to
giving you a wad tonight.
472
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:05,720
Mmm.
473
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,279
Are they giving out an
award for that too?
474
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:12,720
Because if they did, you would win.
475
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,800
Ugh! PDA much?
476
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:19,959
What time are you picking me up
in the new wheels?
477
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,359
Shall I tell her, Dad?
478
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,759
No, I'll bloody tell her.
479
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,839
- Hmm?
- (WHISPERS) Um... seven.
480
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:28,799
- Mm-hm.
- I'll pick you up at seven.
481
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,360
(SQUEALS, LAUGHS)
482
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:32,519
Oh, fuck!
483
00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,039
Dude, whoa.
484
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,160
Hang on!
485
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,280
This is a loading zone.
486
00:20:36,281 --> 00:20:40,400
Mm, says who? The hot guy
with twenty bucks in his pocket?
487
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:44,080
Um, I think my scanner's playing up.
488
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:48,520
- (GIGGLES)
- And there she is. Instagram Sam.
489
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,520
Hey, babe.
490
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,959
How many times do I have to tell you?
491
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:02,999
All deals with my players, done
at my office, not Club 23 at Crown.
492
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,879
Do not contact Jordie Sutton again.
493
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:06,080
Go fuck yourself.
494
00:21:06,081 --> 00:21:09,199
You're a parasite living off these guys.
495
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,719
You're like one of those tiny fish
that eats shit off whales.
496
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,559
And you've been
powdering your nose too much.
497
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:16,439
Anyway, I've deleted the post
and changed his login details.
498
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,599
You do anything like this again,
I will see you in court.
499
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:23,160
The only court I will ever see you
in is a food court, you fat fuck.
500
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,479
(RINGTONE) ? Don's Dirty Dog,
Dirty Dog, Dirty Dog Wash ?
501
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,679
? Don's Dirty Dog, Dirty
Dog, Dirty Dog... ?
502
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:31,880
Don Angel.
503
00:21:31,881 --> 00:21:33,799
- Can you get out?
- I need to take a dump.
504
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,479
CARLA: What happened to our post?
505
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:37,439
To whom am I speaking, please?
506
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,159
Carla Zeist, from Polar Opposites.
507
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:41,639
- How are you, Carla?
- I'm furious.
508
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,520
Jordie Sutton's post has been deleted.
509
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:47,959
Oh, you've got to be joking me, Carla.
510
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:49,919
- What can I tell you?
- (HORN HONKS)
511
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:52,359
That would be the interfering
cock ring that is the AFL,
512
00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:54,559
stemming the blood flow of commerce.
513
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:58,359
- What? So the AFL took it...
- But I have awesome news, Carla.
514
00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,959
Sam Angel, Head of Marketing here.
515
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:04,199
The post got 22,000 likes
before it was pulled.
516
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:05,959
That's what we call a win-win, Carla.
517
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,719
But I paid for it to stay up
and for two more posts.
518
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:09,920
I'm cancelling the payment.
519
00:22:09,921 --> 00:22:11,919
Whoa, whoa! Hang on there, Carla.
520
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:15,919
Let's not throw out the direct debit
baby with the AFL bath water,
521
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:20,951
because we have at our disposal
a great many high profile celebrities
522
00:22:20,962 --> 00:22:23,519
and... and if you just
check your Instagram,
523
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:28,119
you will see that you've just been
tagged by one of our top clients.
524
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:30,639
Tabitha Starr. Who's she?
525
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,199
She's an actress.
526
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,399
Touted to be the next big thing.
527
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,040
She's pretty 'big' now.
528
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,040
Wait.
529
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,480
Is she a porn star?
530
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:46,599
No, she's an actress,
uh... uh... in adult films.
531
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:49,119
With over a quarter of
a million followers
532
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:51,119
now looking at your sunglasses.
533
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,959
I can assure you they won't be
looking at her sunglasses.
534
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,439
Take it down.
535
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:56,600
- (HORN HONKS)
- Uh...
536
00:22:56,601 --> 00:23:00,319
Hang on there, Carla. You are already
getting hundreds of likes here.
537
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:03,479
If that money's not back in my
account within the hour, I'm suing.
538
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,439
- Oh, let's not be...
- (HANGS UP)
539
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,640
...premature, Carla.
540
00:23:06,641 --> 00:23:08,599
? Don's Dirty Dog, Dirty Dog Wash... ?
541
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:09,879
Don Angel.
542
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,439
Don, it's Liliana from City Range Rover.
543
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:13,679
Yes, Liliana.
544
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,799
Look, I understand that finance
might be a problem...
545
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,199
Not for me. Easiest part
of my day, Liliana.
546
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,400
Right.
547
00:23:20,401 --> 00:23:22,519
It's just that you said
you'd be back by midday,
548
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:24,319
and it's now two o'clock, so...
549
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,079
Did you stop selling
cars at midday, Liliana?
550
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:27,599
No.
551
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,719
Then I don't see what the problem
is. Bye-bye.
552
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:30,999
(HORN HONKS)
553
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,160
(GUT RUMBLES AND BUBBLES LOUDLY)
554
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,800
- Gross, you pig.
- (RUMBLING CONTINUES)
555
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:39,600
(SIGHS)
556
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,919
- (PHONE RINGS)
- RAY: Don?
557
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,160
Alright, Ray.
558
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:49,039
You stitch up Bacchus Marsh and
I'm... prepared to take Leslie on.
559
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:50,439
But can we talk bathrooms?
560
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:51,600
Does he get to use both?
561
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:52,800
I tell you - what I'll call you back.
562
00:23:52,801 --> 00:23:54,400
Hey... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
563
00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:00,439
RAY: Well, thank you so much
for coming back in.
564
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,399
We're not going to be
bullied into this, Ray.
565
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:05,199
No, of course not. Don's not here now.
566
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,279
And why should we go with you
and not one of the other mobs?
567
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,720
Well, I think we have
the special formula.
568
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:12,319
In terms of clickbait on the internet,
569
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,879
the top two are pets and sex.
570
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:17,360
The genius of Don was
putting them together.
571
00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:21,079
On the logo, not in reality.
572
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:23,959
Anyway, in the last couple
of years, it's taken off.
573
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,159
And have you always been
in the dog wash trade?
574
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:29,959
No, I ended up here
for personal reasons.
575
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,480
Oh, and what are they, Ray?
576
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:39,239
Well, I needed to support Leslie,
especially after Janet left me.
577
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,719
Your wife?
578
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,520
No, she left me some years before that.
579
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,079
And... and Leslie's your daughter?
580
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,280
Yes and no.
581
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:50,160
Well, no and no, really.
582
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,320
I thought she was,
and then I found out she wasn't.
583
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:58,159
Then I got depressed, then I
couldn't work. Then I met Don.
584
00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,360
Oh.
585
00:24:59,361 --> 00:25:04,520
Then my new partner, Janet, left me
for a Tasmanian banjo player.
586
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:08,400
Then Leslie revealed that she
was transitioning to a man.
587
00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:14,240
So not only isn't she my
daughter, she isn't my daughter.
588
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,120
He isn't my son.
589
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,440
- We'll take Bacchus Marsh, Ray.
- (SIGHS)
590
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,159
LILIANA: OK, that's $285,000.
591
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:32,400
Two hundred and eighty?
592
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:36,919
$50,700 luxury what?
593
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,359
I'm sorry -
594
00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:40,839
I assumed you knew this vehicle
would attract the luxury car tax.
595
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:44,399
What, so... because I'm successful,
I have to be punished?
596
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:48,519
Is that... This is... this is
just tall poppy syndrome.
597
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:51,559
I mean, if they don't want me
to buy an imported car,
598
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,599
then, you know, fucking make one here.
599
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,039
Well, there are exemptions.
600
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,040
For example,
601
00:25:56,041 --> 00:25:58,759
if you were using the vehicle as an
ambulance to transport sick animals.
602
00:25:58,760 --> 00:25:59,880
(PHONE CHIMES)
603
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:02,759
- Are you taking the piss, or...?
- (PHONE CHIMES)
604
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:03,820
Hello, Don?
605
00:26:03,859 --> 00:26:06,679
Luxury car tax, Kim.
Did... did you miss that lecture?
606
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:08,519
We don't cover that till third year.
607
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,199
Well, you might be deported by then.
608
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,679
OK, got it.
609
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,519
Can you convert the car
so that it has disabled access?
610
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,239
- For Ray?
- For tax purposes.
611
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:20,679
Wait... could the car
be a commercial vehicle?
612
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,234
It bloody well could be.
613
00:26:23,273 --> 00:26:27,319
I'm just using it to deliver quality
homewares at unbeatable prices.
614
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,799
You are a genius, Kimbo.
615
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,519
Kim Jong-un's loss is Don Angel's gain.
616
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,199
Actually my family's from South Korea...
617
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,679
- (CHAMPAGNE CORK POPS)
- Yes.
618
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,800
- ? Don's Dirty Dog... ?
- Oh! Here we go.
619
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:42,119
I am ready to give you
the ride of your life,
620
00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:45,479
and I hope shortly afterwards
you will do the same for me.
621
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:46,879
BRIDGET: I can't come.
622
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:47,880
What?
623
00:26:47,881 --> 00:26:49,400
(QUIETLY) Darren's back early.
624
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,679
He wants a night in.
625
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,559
What a fucking prick.
626
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:57,679
I'm sorry, babe. I so
wanna be there with you.
627
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,119
No biggy.
628
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:00,799
I'll make it up to you.
629
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,719
Could you take Sam as your plus one?
630
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,479
Oh, I'll probably just find someone
on Tinder or something.
631
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,239
My profile's been getting quite
a few swipes lately, so that's...
632
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:09,760
(HANGS UP)
633
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,319
No, just... uh, sorry,
can you just leave that, please?
634
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:14,520
Just pop that back?
635
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,920
Actually, can you change
that three to an eight?
636
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:23,559
I mean, I could not care less
that she is with Darren tonight
637
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:28,400
because I was a free man,
and we had a great time, didn't we?
638
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,800
Well maybe it's just
a pop-up relationship.
639
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,559
Do you think she'll ever
actually leave him?
640
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,439
Of course she'll bloody leave him,
641
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:38,799
but she can't until he's done
the fitouts in all her shops.
642
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:39,880
(PHONE RINGS)
643
00:27:39,881 --> 00:27:41,679
Well, it's just that there
are other carpenters.
644
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:42,680
Has she tried Yelp?
645
00:27:42,681 --> 00:27:45,039
It's basic economics, Ray.
646
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:46,680
Other carpenters won't do it for free
647
00:27:46,691 --> 00:27:48,719
because she's not married to them.
648
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,559
SAM: Rayonce, what up?
649
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,319
Put her on speaker. Hey, Sammy.
650
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,159
Bad luck on the award again, D-man.
651
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,919
It's all rigged, Sammy.
652
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,919
Ray, tell Leslie I got his shades back.
653
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,199
Oh, you can tell him yourself at work.
654
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,439
Do you mind if I run my
Kristie Bilotti blog post past you?
655
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:05,440
Hit me.
656
00:28:05,441 --> 00:28:09,600
She didn't have much in her diary
entries, so I tweaked them a little.
657
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:13,239
"How much less taxing and treacherous
658
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:15,279
"the journey across the Pyrenees
would have been
659
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:19,079
"for the invading Vandals
and Visigoths of the 5th century
660
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:23,359
"had Elena and her friendly team
from Santiago Tours been available.
661
00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:25,359
"The Visigoths in particular
662
00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:28,279
"would surely have appreciated
the air conditioned comfort
663
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:32,119
"and individual seatbelts
of the Santiago 24-seat tour bus.
664
00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:36,519
"Barcelona imbues the soul
with a passion for culture, art
665
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:40,039
"and pear and rhubarb gelato
from La Gelataria.
666
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:41,920
"Yum-diddly-scrumptious!
667
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:46,519
"With its unique Gothic
and curvilinear art nouveau forms,
668
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:48,839
"it's impossible to immerse oneself
669
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,679
in the sensual splendour
of the Sagrada Familia
670
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,600
"and not be moved
by its totes amazeballness.
671
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:59,360
"Although I think my new Zara top
and belt kinda upstaged it."
672
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:04,160
Yeah, that'll do.
673
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,439
I'm from the ACCC.
674
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,679
Is that Roadside Assist?
675
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,639
Dodge, are you across this bloody
Yaytionery product recall?
676
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:17,840
Which one?
677
00:29:17,841 --> 00:29:19,439
The pineapple rubbers.
678
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:20,719
And what happened to my tagline?
679
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,079
Your logo was disgusting.
680
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:25,679
- You have to try and fit in.
- This isn't about your gender.
681
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,159
I can't believe you would say that!
682
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:30,519
This is about you not respecting
somebody's toilet paper business.
683
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,879
VIJAY: I'm thinking Coco could do
an Instagram post
684
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:34,679
with our new avo on toast cushion.
685
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:37,799
She is going nowhere
near your shit cushion.
686
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:41,639
It's just that the summer range
really is important to us,
687
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:44,239
because... because we did miss spring.
688
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,519
I didn't know that the spring stuff
had to be ready in autumn.
689
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:51,239
Why don't you try pretending you're
living in the northern hemisphere?
690
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:54,720
Oh. No. I'm not going back there, Don.
691
00:29:54,773 --> 00:29:58,813
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692
00:29:58,915 --> 00:30:00,075
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00:30:00,125 --> 00:30:04,675
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