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Previously on "Another Period"...
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- Are you a bitch?
- What?
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Tell these men this used to be
an illegal gambling den.
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We're gonna take ya far away.
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Well, I thought we were
moving product here, Blanche,
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starting a drug ring, which
would spread to other asylums,
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and from there trickle
down to the nation's
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- poorest neighborhoods.
- You get caught in here,
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you get dragged back
to the treatment room,
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and you wind up like that.
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[GRUNTS] My Prince Charming left a clue.
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Come back, mystery lady!
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Maybe you can write him
a really smart letter for me.
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Of course I will help you
write that letter. [CHUCKLES]
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Write back saying that I want to meet
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Wednesday at sunset.
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This is my house now.
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You live here no more.
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- I've always loved you.
- I don't need you, Peepers.
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[SLOW STRING MUSIC]
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?
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- [CLEARS THROAT]
- [GASPS] What is it, Peepers?
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Can't you see I'm in the middle
of my afternoon stare?
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I'm very sorry, Madam. It's just...
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[COUGHING]
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He just let himself in,
and I couldn't stop him.
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[COUGHS] Dodo...
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I've come home to die. [COUGHS]
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You're dying? Of what?
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Well... [PANTING]... I have acquired
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an immune deficiency sickness.
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Dodo, I have nowhere else to go.
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Please let me die in my home.
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Fine, but it's my house now.
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And try not to die right there.
I just had the carpets cleaned.
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Ring twice if you're about to die.
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I'll fire up the incinerators.
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? I want the money, I want the fame ?
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? I want the whole world
to know my name ?
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? This is mine, I got to get it ?
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? I got to get it, got, got to get it ?
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? "Another Period" ?
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[SOLEMN MUSIC]
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?
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Good little worker.
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?
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You know, Blanche, I've been
thinking about you a lot.
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I think I finally figured out
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why you were just giving the pills away.
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I'm trying to help people.
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Learned a lot on the inside.
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I've learned that euchre
is [BLEEP] boring.
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I've learned that vaginas come
in a shockingly wide range
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of depths and dimensions.
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And I've learned that you, Mama Blanche,
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have a taste for power.
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What are you trying to say?
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We can make some real money, Blanche.
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We just need to get this stuff
out of the asylum.
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The world is our vagina, Blanche.
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Let's stuff it full of drugs!
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There's a hole
at the bottom of the gate,
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where inmates' husbands
put their manhood
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for conjugal visits.
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We could get the drugs out there.
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- And then you'll pass it off?
- Oh, I would,
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but years of stirring thick stews
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and carrying large cauldrons
of your family's waste
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has given me monstrously large forearms.
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They are grotesque.
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We need someone with smaller arms,
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a woman we can trust,
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a woman who hasn't worked
a day in her life.
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?
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I've never carried anything.
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?
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I'll make the arrangements.
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? You a freaky girl, freaky girl ?
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? You a freaky girl, freaky girl ?
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? You a freaky girl ?
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Ooh, yeah that's... you are dirty.
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Oh, "bent over the well."
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Oh! [PAN CLATTERS]
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[COUGHING]
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[FAKE WHIMPERS, COUGHS]
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So now that you are no longer in charge
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of Bellacourt,
I am no longer your employee.
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In light of this, I feel
it is my duty to tell you,
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I hope you are really dying.
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That seems unnecessarily cruel.
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What I mean is I hope this...
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this... this illness
is not meant to deceive
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the great Dodo Bellacourt.
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Oh, is that what you call her now?
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The great Dodo Bellacourt? Of course.
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She was born a meager
old money millionaire,
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but lifted herself up by her
velvet napping slipper straps
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to become an old money
multi-millionaire.
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She is a champion of the Tableau Vivant,
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an elephant collector,
and a charcuterie connoisseur.
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She's a fan of ham, huh?
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- Indeed.
- [GRUNTS]
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I didn't know that.
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Actually, I don't know
much about Dodo at all.
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I wish I did,
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especially... [COUGHING]... before
I die of this terminal illness.
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[COUGHING]
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[SOFT PIANO MUSIC]
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What would you like to know?
I can talk about her for hours.
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Her name, Dodo, what's that stand for?
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You were married to her for 40 years
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and you do not know
what her name stands for?
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Is it Do-do-do-do-do-do-do?
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It is Dorothea Millicent
Quvenzhane Charles.
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The quirky moniker Dodo
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just captures her whimsical personality.
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- Where is she from?
- Some say heaven,
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others Rhode Island,
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but it is not her name
or where she's from
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that impresses me most.
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It is her six unique scowls,
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one for when her turtle soup is cold,
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one for when she hears
the laughter of children,
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one for when the sun is out,
one for a federal holiday,
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one for foreigners, and a special scowl
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for when a servant speaks
directly to her, like so.
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?
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How do you know so much about her?
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I have served Lady Dodo
faithfully for many years,
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and once we made love on a boat,
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and once she sucked my [BLEEP]
on a stagecoach.
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[CACKLES]
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Ha! Oh, Peepers, I've never
heard you make a joke.
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[COUGHING] Very funny.
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But if you ever say
anything like that again,
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I'll cut your throat.
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I understand and accept
your mixed message, sir.
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? Blame it on the alcohol ?
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? Girl, I'ma have it all ?
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I cannot wait to see the look
on Beatrice's vacuous face
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when she realizes that the man
who was supposed to help her
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get over Frederick is Frederick!
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[LAUGHS]
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Beatrice.
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Frederick?
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Fre... Be...
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- Hello.
- What are you doing here?
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Did you follow me? I was here first.
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Frederick, stop stalking me.
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This is where I'm meeting my beloved.
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I am not stalking you.
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This is where I'm supposed to
meet my beloved as well.
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Frederick, you have to go now.
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I can't let my beloved
see me here with you.
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I am not going anywhere.
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I made an appointment
to meet my beloved,
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and I want to be prompt.
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Fine. We will wait for
our beloveds together.
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- Fine.
- [SCOFFS]
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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Wait a second. Beatrice...
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[SOFT PIANO MUSIC]
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Has it ever occurred to you
that your beloved
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and my beloved...
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?
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Could show up at the exact same time
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and it would be so awkward? No.
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- Beloved!
- Beloved, I'm here!
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- Beloved!
- Beloved, come quick!
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Beloved!
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[TENSE STRING MUSIC]
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?
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[ELECTRONIC SYMPHONIC MUSIC]
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[GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
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?
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Uh, Dodo... [COUGHS]...
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how about those children of ours?
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Lillian is a ward of the state;
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Beatrice became addicted
to an X-ray machine;
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and Frederick
is a national embarrassment.
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Well, at least Hortense is dead.
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No, she's alive and well, sadly.
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- More meringue, Madam?
- No, they're too moist.
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They're practically pornographic.
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[CHUCKLES] I know that scowl.
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That's the one you do when a
servant speaks to you directly.
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[CHUCKLES] I didn't know
you noticed such things.
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I also know your name
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is Dorothea Millicent
Quvenzhane Charles.
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That is my name.
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[SOFT PIANO MUSIC]
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Commodore, you're going to
dribble on the wainscoting.
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You might as well join me
here at the table.
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[GRUNTS]
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[DISH CLATTERS]
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[GRUNTS, SNIFFS]
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?
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So, Dodo...
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?
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How are you?
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Me?
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Well... [CHUCKLES]
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I... I don't think you've ever
asked me that before.
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Well...
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it never seemed the right time.
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Oh, I'm fine, actually.
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I wish I could get closer,
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but I'm afraid I'm contagious,
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being so sick and all.
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[COUGHS, WHEEZING]
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[DISCORDANT ELECTRONIC MUSIC]
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?
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[SOFT STRING MUSIC]
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Oh, I thought running a drug
ring from an insane asylum
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would be glamorous.
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Okay, whoever's on the other side,
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you better not put anything
besides money in my hand.
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- Got her!
- Ah! Let go.
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[SCREAMS] Help!
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Ow. Help!
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[SCREAMING]
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You can't do this! Help!
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I'm a rich person!
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Do you have any idea who I am?
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[WHIMPERS] I'm Lillian Bellacourt.
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[ELECTRICITY DRONING] [SCREAMING]
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Ah, Peepers,
just the man I wanted to see.
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Dying seems to agree with you, sir.
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I've rarely seen you look more vital.
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I'm on death's door. [COUGHS]
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What is it you want?
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Do you wish to pilfer more of my notions
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to ingratiate yourself to Dodo?
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Why, yes, in fact.
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What do you think of
this gift I got her?
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It's a bag of snakes.
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[SNAKES HISSING]
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Most men would've chosen flowers.
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Flowers die in a day.
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Snakes live for 30 years!
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Peepers, you seem to know
what I should say to Dodo.
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I have an idea.
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Does it involve drowning those snakes?
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No! I want to do that thing
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from that play Dodo made me see
in the late '90s,
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Chryanost da Balzniak.
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- Cyrano de Bergerac, sir.
- Yes, let's do that,
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but less boring,
and not with rhyming couplets.
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Nobody talks like that.
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She is the sun on a cold winter's day,
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providing no warmth,
but lighting the way.
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Whoo! [CACKLES] Oh, what is that?
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No one talks like that,
unless they're a poet
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who's never ever had sex.
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[LAUGHS]
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00:10:39,060 --> 00:10:42,130
He used my words
to get in Dodo's good graces.
258
00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:45,366
Now I will use them
to let her see his two faces.
259
00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:47,301
[SOLEMN STRING MUSIC]
260
00:10:48,302 --> 00:10:50,972
?
261
00:10:51,005 --> 00:10:53,241
I'm free! [CHUCKLES]
262
00:10:53,274 --> 00:10:55,410
And all I had to do was sell
out Lillian to the orderlies.
263
00:10:55,443 --> 00:10:58,079
Poor thing's memory was erased.
264
00:10:58,112 --> 00:10:59,981
?
265
00:11:00,014 --> 00:11:02,316
Nobody [BLEEP] with Mama Blanche.
266
00:11:02,350 --> 00:11:05,386
?
267
00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:10,024
[HIP-HOP MUSIC]
268
00:11:10,058 --> 00:11:12,260
How long have we been waiting here?
269
00:11:12,293 --> 00:11:15,396
- 12 days.
- 12 days?
270
00:11:15,430 --> 00:11:17,198
Or an hour. I don't know.
271
00:11:17,231 --> 00:11:18,366
If one of us would go inside
272
00:11:18,399 --> 00:11:20,001
and have a servant read a clock to us,
273
00:11:20,034 --> 00:11:21,903
- then we would know for sure.
- I'm not going.
274
00:11:21,936 --> 00:11:23,871
Well, either way,
it's starting to look like
275
00:11:23,905 --> 00:11:25,973
- we've been jilted.
- I know.
276
00:11:26,007 --> 00:11:27,942
I was so looking forward
to kissing my beloved
277
00:11:27,975 --> 00:11:30,211
and making you watch.
278
00:11:30,244 --> 00:11:32,880
Frederick, I feel...
279
00:11:32,914 --> 00:11:34,549
what's that thing
where your face goes like this?
280
00:11:34,582 --> 00:11:36,317
[GASPS] I have that too!
281
00:11:36,351 --> 00:11:39,454
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
282
00:11:39,487 --> 00:11:41,255
- Frederick?
- Yes?
283
00:11:41,289 --> 00:11:42,924
[SOFT PIANO MUSIC]
284
00:11:42,957 --> 00:11:44,525
Do you think that maybe...
285
00:11:44,559 --> 00:11:47,895
?
286
00:11:47,929 --> 00:11:49,931
It would make us feel better
if we kissed each other?
287
00:11:49,964 --> 00:11:51,199
Maybe it will.
288
00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:52,934
It won't be like kissing our beloveds,
289
00:11:52,967 --> 00:11:55,937
but it will be like kissing somebody.
290
00:12:06,214 --> 00:12:08,616
Something about that kiss...
291
00:12:08,649 --> 00:12:12,253
?
292
00:12:12,286 --> 00:12:14,255
Really reminded me
of my beloved. [CHUCKLES]
293
00:12:14,288 --> 00:12:16,290
- Me too.
- Oh, Beatrice,
294
00:12:16,324 --> 00:12:19,027
will you ever forgive me
for sending you to a nunnery?
295
00:12:19,060 --> 00:12:21,462
- Oh, I forgot about that.
- Oh, well, that's good.
296
00:12:21,496 --> 00:12:23,431
- But now I remember.
- Damn it!
297
00:12:23,464 --> 00:12:25,466
But I forgive you, Frederick.
298
00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:26,968
- Oh.
- Accidents happen.
299
00:12:27,001 --> 00:12:29,003
[EXHALES] Well, I should go.
300
00:12:29,037 --> 00:12:32,073
There's no use standing around here.
301
00:12:32,106 --> 00:12:33,274
Thank you for the feel-better kiss.
302
00:12:33,307 --> 00:12:34,409
You're welcome.
303
00:12:37,578 --> 00:12:40,882
Fre... Fre...
304
00:12:40,915 --> 00:12:42,216
- Did you call my name?
- No.
305
00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:44,285
Hm, all right.
306
00:12:44,318 --> 00:12:46,587
Hey... [GASPS]
307
00:12:46,621 --> 00:12:48,656
?
308
00:12:48,690 --> 00:12:51,359
I used to have a ring just like that.
309
00:12:51,392 --> 00:12:53,895
- Well, bye, Beatrice.
- [SIGHS]
310
00:12:55,948 --> 00:12:59,351
[ELECTRONIC SYMPHONIC MUSIC]
311
00:13:00,769 --> 00:13:03,172
I wonder whose ring this is.
312
00:13:03,894 --> 00:13:05,629
It's not even fun anymore. Frederick.
313
00:13:05,662 --> 00:13:07,531
It's [BLEEP] Frederick!
314
00:13:07,564 --> 00:13:09,032
Frederick is your [BLEEP] beloved!
315
00:13:09,066 --> 00:13:11,101
It's his [BLEEP] name
on the [BLEEP] ring!
316
00:13:11,134 --> 00:13:12,869
Frederick?
317
00:13:12,903 --> 00:13:15,038
[SLOW STRING MUSIC]
318
00:13:15,072 --> 00:13:16,974
We're very much alike. [CHUCKLES]
319
00:13:17,007 --> 00:13:19,176
?
320
00:13:19,209 --> 00:13:21,678
Who is this masked stranger?
321
00:13:21,712 --> 00:13:24,681
[GRUNTS] My Prince Charming left a clue.
322
00:13:24,715 --> 00:13:26,717
I met someone special at the ball.
323
00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:28,618
That's odd, because I met
a woman at the ball.
324
00:13:28,652 --> 00:13:31,088
And the only clue I have is this ring.
325
00:13:31,121 --> 00:13:32,255
He left it inside me.
326
00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:33,724
I used to have a ring just like that.
327
00:13:33,757 --> 00:13:35,025
Whose ring could this be?
328
00:13:35,058 --> 00:13:37,661
It's [BLEEP] Frederick!
329
00:13:37,694 --> 00:13:39,196
Are you sure?
330
00:13:39,229 --> 00:13:43,100
[LAUGHS, PANTING]
331
00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:44,801
[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
332
00:13:44,835 --> 00:13:46,236
It's not fun anymore.
333
00:13:46,269 --> 00:13:47,571
Frankly, I'm worried
my brother and sister
334
00:13:47,604 --> 00:13:49,740
have debilitating brain infections.
335
00:13:49,773 --> 00:13:52,242
Oh, I hope it's not catching.
336
00:13:52,275 --> 00:13:55,112
I really feel like
I've been coming into my own...
337
00:13:55,145 --> 00:13:56,580
lately.
338
00:13:57,814 --> 00:13:58,782
Well, I got sent to the treatment room,
339
00:13:58,815 --> 00:14:00,317
and it wasn't so bad.
340
00:14:00,350 --> 00:14:01,451
I mean, I don't remember who I am
341
00:14:01,485 --> 00:14:04,955
or why every time I cough
a pill pops out of my pussy,
342
00:14:04,988 --> 00:14:07,257
but I'm going home!
343
00:14:07,291 --> 00:14:09,593
Wherever that is.
344
00:14:09,626 --> 00:14:12,262
[HUMMING]
345
00:14:14,164 --> 00:14:16,066
Ah, there you are.
346
00:14:16,099 --> 00:14:17,567
Are you sure you're cured?
347
00:14:17,601 --> 00:14:19,836
I thought you might be a lifer in there.
348
00:14:19,870 --> 00:14:22,773
Where am I? Who are you?
349
00:14:22,806 --> 00:14:24,241
[SCOFFS] I came all the way out here
350
00:14:24,274 --> 00:14:25,609
to do a patient transport.
351
00:14:25,642 --> 00:14:26,710
The least you could be is polite.
352
00:14:26,743 --> 00:14:29,046
Do you know how drunk I'd be
if it weren't for this?
353
00:14:29,079 --> 00:14:31,181
It's 10:00 a.m.
I'd be blinkered to my gilders.
354
00:14:31,214 --> 00:14:32,683
Now let's get you to the paddy wagon.
355
00:14:32,716 --> 00:14:34,851
Wait, your accent,
356
00:14:34,885 --> 00:14:37,788
it's making me feel
as though I should mistreat you,
357
00:14:37,821 --> 00:14:39,289
but I have to tell you, sir,
358
00:14:39,323 --> 00:14:41,191
I haven't the foggiest idea who you are.
359
00:14:41,224 --> 00:14:42,893
Why, I'm Officer O'Kelly.
360
00:14:42,926 --> 00:14:45,329
I'm the one that took you here.
Don't you remember?
361
00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:48,799
That's just the thing.
I don't remember anything.
362
00:14:48,832 --> 00:14:51,735
- I don't remember who I am.
- So let me get this straight.
363
00:14:51,768 --> 00:14:53,170
You don't remember who you are,
364
00:14:53,203 --> 00:14:54,738
and you don't remember where you are.
365
00:14:54,771 --> 00:14:56,673
[DARK AMBIENT MUSIC]
366
00:14:56,707 --> 00:15:00,110
All right then, well, we should
get you home, shouldn't we?
367
00:15:00,143 --> 00:15:02,112
- Home...
- Come with me, dear.
368
00:15:02,145 --> 00:15:03,780
?
369
00:15:03,814 --> 00:15:05,282
? We move in slow motion ?
370
00:15:05,315 --> 00:15:06,683
? We drinking all the potions ?
371
00:15:06,717 --> 00:15:07,684
? Right ?
372
00:15:07,718 --> 00:15:10,187
Dodo!
373
00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:11,822
Dodo!
374
00:15:13,323 --> 00:15:15,692
[GASPS]
375
00:15:15,726 --> 00:15:17,127
Two, three, four.
376
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:20,130
[VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYING]
377
00:15:20,163 --> 00:15:27,204
?
378
00:15:40,450 --> 00:15:43,353
- I've been a fool for too long.
- I've been a fool for too long!
379
00:15:43,387 --> 00:15:45,789
I've loved you
since the moment I met you.
380
00:15:45,822 --> 00:15:49,059
I've loved you
since the moment I met you.
381
00:15:49,092 --> 00:15:50,861
And now I want to tell you...
382
00:15:50,894 --> 00:15:53,697
Now I want to tell you...
383
00:15:53,730 --> 00:15:55,866
I'm not actually sick. I was lying.
384
00:15:55,899 --> 00:15:58,669
I'm not actually sick. I was lying.
385
00:15:58,702 --> 00:16:00,804
[DRAMATIC STING]
386
00:16:06,810 --> 00:16:09,413
I am lying.
387
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:11,214
Truth be told,
388
00:16:11,248 --> 00:16:15,018
I thought I could trick you
into marrying me again.
389
00:16:15,052 --> 00:16:16,153
I'm sorry.
390
00:16:16,186 --> 00:16:18,055
[SOFT PIANO MUSIC]
391
00:16:18,088 --> 00:16:20,857
I really had fun getting to know you.
392
00:16:20,891 --> 00:16:22,926
?
393
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,995
Good bye, Dodo.
394
00:16:25,028 --> 00:16:26,997
?
395
00:16:27,030 --> 00:16:28,699
[WHISPERS] Good bye, Commodore.
396
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:33,470
- Commodore...
- Yes?
397
00:16:33,503 --> 00:16:36,039
That's the first time
in our entire marriage
398
00:16:36,073 --> 00:16:38,875
you've told me the truth.
399
00:16:38,909 --> 00:16:41,478
Oh, uh, I also brought you snakes!
400
00:16:41,511 --> 00:16:43,914
S... [CHUCKLES]
401
00:16:43,947 --> 00:16:47,050
What a charming and long-lasting gift.
402
00:16:47,084 --> 00:16:48,285
What?
403
00:16:48,318 --> 00:16:50,721
- Commodore...
- Yes?
404
00:16:50,754 --> 00:16:52,389
Come upstairs.
405
00:16:52,422 --> 00:16:54,758
I'll be right there, darling!
406
00:16:54,791 --> 00:16:56,059
?
407
00:16:57,461 --> 00:17:01,131
[GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
408
00:17:01,164 --> 00:17:03,300
Oh, Dodo...
409
00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:05,502
where does one even begin?
410
00:17:05,535 --> 00:17:07,804
?
411
00:17:07,838 --> 00:17:11,375
I love the way you despise your children
412
00:17:11,408 --> 00:17:14,244
and the bulging vein in your forehead
413
00:17:14,277 --> 00:17:16,880
when you berate the servants.
414
00:17:16,913 --> 00:17:20,484
I love your long, depleted bosoms.
415
00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:24,021
But most of all, Dodo...
416
00:17:24,054 --> 00:17:26,757
I love you
417
00:17:26,790 --> 00:17:29,259
and all the many women that you are.
418
00:17:29,293 --> 00:17:31,361
?
419
00:17:31,395 --> 00:17:34,431
Well, I suppose you're with
420
00:17:34,464 --> 00:17:37,834
the man you were always
meant to be with.
421
00:17:37,868 --> 00:17:41,438
Perhaps now, he can appreciate you.
422
00:17:41,471 --> 00:17:44,374
[BOTH MOANING]
423
00:17:44,408 --> 00:17:47,411
[MOANING] Oh, Commie!
424
00:17:47,444 --> 00:17:50,314
- [PANTING]
- Oh! Oh.
425
00:17:51,968 --> 00:17:53,236
Okay... [GRUNTS]
426
00:17:53,243 --> 00:17:55,903
Here's your kitchen, where you cook me
427
00:17:55,986 --> 00:17:58,856
three squares a day, of course, usually.
428
00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:02,317
And this is the other room. Two total.
429
00:18:02,350 --> 00:18:05,487
Just enough for our tiny
little family, isn't it?
430
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,322
I live here?
431
00:18:07,355 --> 00:18:09,591
Oh, well, you don't just live here.
432
00:18:09,624 --> 00:18:12,360
This is where we eat,
and this is where we pray.
433
00:18:12,394 --> 00:18:13,828
And, of course...
434
00:18:13,862 --> 00:18:15,230
[SOFT FLUTE MUSIC]
435
00:18:15,263 --> 00:18:17,198
We make love here.
436
00:18:17,232 --> 00:18:18,566
I make love to you?
437
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,302
Why would I do that?
438
00:18:20,335 --> 00:18:22,337
Your face is physically ugly,
439
00:18:22,370 --> 00:18:23,838
and you smell of steamed cabbage.
440
00:18:23,872 --> 00:18:25,173
It's boiled cabbage, dear,
441
00:18:25,206 --> 00:18:27,008
and you make love to me
with no protection,
442
00:18:27,042 --> 00:18:28,877
because you're my wife.
443
00:18:28,910 --> 00:18:30,979
I'm your wife?
444
00:18:31,012 --> 00:18:33,581
Well, if you say so.
445
00:18:33,615 --> 00:18:36,885
?
446
00:18:36,918 --> 00:18:39,888
[SOFT PIANO MUSIC]
447
00:18:39,921 --> 00:18:41,056
?
448
00:18:41,089 --> 00:18:45,126
? When my dreams come true ?
449
00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:47,162
? I will be with you ?
450
00:18:47,195 --> 00:18:49,297
? And we'll be so right So right ?
451
00:18:49,331 --> 00:18:52,133
[PICTURE FRAME SHATTERS]
452
00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:53,301
? Together every day ?
453
00:18:53,335 --> 00:18:55,370
- No more.
- [SHATTERS]
454
00:18:55,403 --> 00:18:56,604
? And night ?
455
00:18:56,638 --> 00:19:02,344
? When my dreams come true ?
456
00:19:02,377 --> 00:19:04,012
? When my dreams come true ?
457
00:19:04,045 --> 00:19:05,013
[WHIMPERS]
458
00:19:05,046 --> 00:19:06,414
?
459
00:19:06,448 --> 00:19:08,416
[WHIMPERING]
460
00:19:08,450 --> 00:19:11,086
So, my name is O'Kelly,
461
00:19:11,119 --> 00:19:12,921
Kerrtrussel O'Kelly.
462
00:19:12,954 --> 00:19:14,422
Your name's Kerrtrussel?
463
00:19:14,456 --> 00:19:16,591
- Ay.
- What's my name?
464
00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:17,993
Oh, your name...
465
00:19:19,928 --> 00:19:23,665
Be Garbage... Ella. Garbagella.
466
00:19:23,698 --> 00:19:26,301
Like Cinderella,
but with more coffee grinds.
467
00:19:26,334 --> 00:19:27,902
My name is Garbagella?
468
00:19:27,936 --> 00:19:30,405
- Ain't it though?
- Hold on...
469
00:19:30,438 --> 00:19:32,907
if you're my husband, where's my ring?
470
00:19:32,941 --> 00:19:34,976
Uh, you hate jewelry.
471
00:19:35,010 --> 00:19:36,311
You never liked it.
472
00:19:36,344 --> 00:19:38,613
But you love oral sex.
473
00:19:38,647 --> 00:19:40,181
- That's your big thing you love.
- [GASPS]
474
00:19:40,215 --> 00:19:43,184
You hate jewelry all day,
but you love a good gaggin'.
475
00:19:43,218 --> 00:19:45,153
- [SOBBING]
- Oh, sorry!
476
00:19:45,186 --> 00:19:46,955
Come. Sit next to me
477
00:19:46,988 --> 00:19:50,325
on the green couch you love so much.
478
00:19:50,358 --> 00:19:52,160
[SIGHS]
479
00:19:52,193 --> 00:19:54,596
[GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
480
00:19:54,629 --> 00:19:58,066
- Kerrtrussel...
- Hi, darling.
481
00:19:58,099 --> 00:20:01,469
Why do we live here? It's so terrible.
482
00:20:01,503 --> 00:20:06,074
Ay, it's not ideal,
but it needs a woman's touch.
483
00:20:06,107 --> 00:20:09,277
That's right.
A woman's nice, soft touch.
484
00:20:09,311 --> 00:20:13,114
Now take this, and make
everything spit-shined
485
00:20:13,148 --> 00:20:14,482
to your liking.
486
00:20:14,516 --> 00:20:17,352
[GASPS] Oh, no. Am I a servant?
487
00:20:17,385 --> 00:20:20,255
No, no, you're not a servant.
You're a wife.
488
00:20:20,288 --> 00:20:22,190
The job description is roughly the same,
489
00:20:22,223 --> 00:20:24,426
but you'll figure it out.
490
00:20:24,459 --> 00:20:26,628
[SOBS, GRUNTS]
491
00:20:29,030 --> 00:20:31,299
[GRUNTS, SOBBING]
492
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:34,536
[SOFT PIANO MUSIC]
493
00:20:34,569 --> 00:20:37,539
[SLOW-MOTION MOANING]
494
00:20:37,572 --> 00:20:41,509
?
495
00:20:41,543 --> 00:20:43,244
Hell's bells.
496
00:20:43,278 --> 00:20:45,547
[GRUNTS] Dodo!
497
00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:47,515
Oh, Peepers.
498
00:20:47,549 --> 00:20:54,589
?
499
00:20:54,709 --> 00:21:02,357
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500
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,695
Stare into space.
501
00:21:04,728 --> 00:21:07,431
That's what you do best.
Just stare into space.
502
00:21:07,464 --> 00:21:09,466
And cry.
503
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:12,136
- Whatever you say.
- Yes, whatever I say.
504
00:21:12,169 --> 00:21:14,338
That's music to my ears.
505
00:21:14,371 --> 00:21:15,506
If you say so.
506
00:21:15,556 --> 00:21:20,106
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