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Previously on Riverdale...
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They're ruining our lives,
and to them it's just a game.
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They keep score in some secret playbook.
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You want vengeance? I'm with you.
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- And I have a plan.
- You like shaming people, Chuck?
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Apologize for ruining Polly.
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- What the hell?
- Do it, Jason!
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- Apologize for what you did to me!
- Look, I'm not Jason!
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This is our insurance.
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Here, stash it. Keep it safe.
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Hermione Lodge will crumble.
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Maybe you should've sent
her to jail instead of Hiram.
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I heard Mr. and Mrs. Blossom talking.
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It sounded like Clifford
Blossom was responsible
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for sending Veronica's dad to jail.
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Ever since we started
dating you've ignored me,
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- you've ditched me.
- Let me make it up to you.
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Sorry, Archie, but I won't be bought.
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The lawyers are coming over this week
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to take our statements
for your dad's hearing.
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Am I gonna have to lie?
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My father is a criminal.
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Weekdays,
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from 8:25 a.m. to 3:01 p.m.,
we adhere to a strict regimen.
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Everything in our lives controlled.
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But then something like the murder
of Jason Blossom happens,
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and you realize there is no
such thing as control.
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There is only chaos.
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Nevertheless, some of us strive to
impose and maintain order
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in what is, fundamentally,
an orderless world.
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A fact which would
very soon be confirmed
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in ways none of us
could have foreseen.
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I'm, uh... I'm headed out.
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Sorry to be missing your
birthday this weekend, Jug.
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Oh, you will not be missing
anything, Mr. Andrews,
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I barely anoday.
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Arch, can you give me a hand downstairs?
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The good news is that
all these divorce papers
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and legal mumbo jumbo will be done.
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Should be behind us
by the end of the week.
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Are you only going to see Mom now
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because you and Hermione Lodge...
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No. No, son, I ended that.
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Being together, working
together, not a good idea.
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In that case, then,
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why finalize things
in such a final way now?
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Sometimes, son, you just
gotta rip the Band-Aid off.
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Or you can try and fix things.
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We're past that point, Archie.
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I spoke to Mom last week, she
didn't mention any of this, Dad.
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Your mom moved out two years ago.
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She didn't tell you because she
wanted me to be the bearer of bad news.
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What if I came with you?
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This is between me and your mom.
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I'll check in.
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What's going on?
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Veronica, this is Paul Sowerberry,
your father's attorney.
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He's here to prep us for our statements
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and help at your dad's hearing.
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Except, I told you,
Mom, I'm not giving one.
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- Not one you'd want.
- Just...
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You won't be asked any questions
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about your father's
business arrangements.
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We just need you and your
mother to speak to his character.
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It'll humanize him.
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Which could mean a lesser sentence.
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If you don't make a statement,
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well, that's problematic and damaging.
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I've already told her all of this.
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Well, Dad made his bed.
And I'm late for school.
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Veronica, there's something
we need to talk to you about.
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Bring it.
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After the morning I've had, I'm
ready for just about anything.
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Okay, well, Archie
was with the Blossoms.
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While their Board was in town, he, um...
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Why don't you tell her? You were there.
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Why is this suddenly feeling
like a friendtervention?
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I overheard Mr. Blossom
say he's the one responsible
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for your dad being
arrested and put in jail.
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Are you kidding?
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Why the hell would Clifford Blossom
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have anything to do
with why he's in prison?
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Hey, you may or may not know this,
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but it's Jughead's birthday.
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What? And he didn't say anything?
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It's tomorrow, and he doesn't
like making a big deal out of it.
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Every year, he goes to a
double feature at the Bijou.
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It's like this tradition.
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Last few years, I've
been his movie-buddy.
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But now that he has a girlfriend...
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Well, of course, I'll take him.
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But you should still come with us.
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No. I don't wanna be a third wheel.
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Come on. It'll be like old times.
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The Three Musketeers.
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Actually, Archie, there
were four Musketeers.
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I'll see you later, Betty.
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Okay.
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Yeah, this is Jones.
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Mr. Jones, hi, this is Betty Cooper.
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- Jughead's...
- Girlfriend, yeah, I remember.
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Great, well, I'm calling because
it's Jughead's birthday tomorrow,
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and I wanted to see
if maybe you would come
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see a movie with us, maybe grab dinner?
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Does he know you're calling me?
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No, I thought maybe I'd surprise him.
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Oh, man.
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There's one thing
that Jughead likes less
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than surprises, and that's his birthday.
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Kid's never even had a
party, never wanted one...
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- What? Never?
- Mmm-hmm.
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Anyway, I think the best gift
that I could give to Jughead
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would be to stay away.
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But I appreciate the call, Betty.
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Okay.
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Anyway, enough about my drama.
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Betty, you were saying something
about Jughead's birthday?
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Yeah. Just that Mr. Jones told me
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Jughead's never had a birthday party.
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Let's have one for him.
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Like, a low-key surprise party.
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- Uh, no, no.
- That's a fantastic idea.
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Jughead doesn't like his birthday.
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Everybody says that, nobody means it.
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Jughead is a lone wolf.
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Okay. Ignoring the negativity.
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Betty, you know me,
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- any excuse to wear a cute party dress.
- Yeah.
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Okay, so I'm thinking a quaint
gathering, inner-circle only.
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Oh, my God, don't turn around.
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Holy Chuck, I think his lats got bigger.
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Not that I care, because
he's evil incarnate.
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What's Chuck Clayton doing back?
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He got suspended, not expelled.
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Even though he should have been
drawn and quartered for what he did.
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Oh, my God.
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Get away from her, Chuck.
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Easy. Look, I only came
over here to apologize.
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You don't have to go
Dark Betty on me again.
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I'm not going!
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I'm not going Dark anything.
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Ethel, is Chuck bothering you?
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You can relax, Betty, it's fine.
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Yeah, Betty, we're fine.
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The real question is, are you?
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What was he doing? Accosting her?
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No, he was... Apologizing.
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Oh, I'm so sure.
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Chuck Clayton doesn't have a contrite
bone in his muscle-bound body.
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You know what, can we
talk about something else?
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Like... Like Jughead's surprise party.
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Betty?
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Look, there's a lot I can't
do, a lot I can't control.
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But I can damn well make sure
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my boyfriend has the
best birthday of his life.
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Screw it. I'm with Betty.
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My dad's away. We can do it at my house.
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We could all use a good time.
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Now you're talking my language.
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It's gonna be epic.
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Mr. Jones,
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I didn't mean to ambush you.
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I know you don't do birthdays,
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but Archie and I are having
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a few of Jughead's friends
over at Archie's house.
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And I bet it would mean so
much to Jughead if you came.
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- Man, you don't quit, do you?
- Rarely, if ever.
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I really wanna do
something special for him.
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And you being there...
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That would be special.
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Great news, Betty.
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I just had a terrific meeting
with Principal Weatherbee,
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who agrees that the Blue and Gold
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can benefit greatly from
my professional guidance
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- as your new advisor.
- That's great, Mom.
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So what are we working on?
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A list of supplies for
Jughead's birthday party.
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You're really falling for
this Jones boy, aren't you?
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Mom, when you and Dad started dating,
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did you tell him everything
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about yourself?
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I sure did, and I wish I hadn't.
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I shared things with your father,
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my secrets, fears, doubts.
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And he ended up using them against me.
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What secrets?
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Let's just say that
there are some things
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about myself that I struggle with.
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I trust Jughead, Mom.
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Of course you do. And you should.
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But just not with everything.
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So... A John Landis double
feature at the Bijou.
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American Werewolf in London
and Animal House.
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That's awesome. Except...
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You're going with Betty instead.
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You told her about my birthday?
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Dude, come on. That's a primal betrayal.
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Why do you hate your
birthday so much, Jug?
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PTSD from when I was a kid.
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I don't know. Things were
always messed up at home.
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Usually because of my dad.
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And then there was this arbitrary day,
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that we would just get together
and pretend things were great,
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we were normal.
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And it just made me feel really lonely.
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What's all this?
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Dad's files from the basement, Mom.
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Archie overhead Mr. Blossom
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say that he's the one responsible
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for putting Dad in jail.
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So I did some digging.
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And found this spreadsheet
of monthly payments
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from Blossom Maple
Farms to Lodge Industries
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until about five months
ago, when they stopped.
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When your father was arrested.
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There's more.
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The payments, which are
significant, by the way,
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have been happening for 75 years.
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That's a ton of money.
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What if Clifford implicated Daddy
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to get out of paying the monthly fee?
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I wouldn't put it past
the wig-wearing monster.
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- We should tell Dad's lawyers.
- Well, hold on.
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If Clifford did orchestrate
your father's arrest,
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people might think that
Hiram had something to do
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with Jason Blossom's murder.
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Ronnie?
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You got to let this go.
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You don't think Dad could, in any way,
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be responsible for
Jason's murder, do you?
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No, honey, look, don't make things worse
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by asking questions that
no one else is asking.
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And please, God, do not
bring the Blossoms into this.
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And that includes Cheryl.
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One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
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One, two, three, four... Stop.
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You're late, Veronica,
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we've already reviewed the new
choreography for Homecoming.
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That means you'll be in the
back, where your presence
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will do the least amount of damage.
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With you front and center, no doubt.
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But of course.
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I do have the maddest
skills on this squad.
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And because you're a Blossom,
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we have to accept whatever
you say as gospel truth?
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You're welcome to challenge
me, Veronica, but you'll lose.
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We live in a democratic society, Cheryl.
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Let's let the Vixens
decide who's cherry on top.
251
00:11:15,085 --> 00:11:16,745
- Challenge accepted.
- Great.
252
00:12:22,084 --> 00:12:23,551
All those for Cheryl?
253
00:12:26,218 --> 00:12:28,055
All those for Veronica?
254
00:12:34,467 --> 00:12:36,067
Never cross a Lodge.
255
00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:37,865
Come on, girls.
256
00:12:43,906 --> 00:12:46,574
You catatonic bimbos didn't even vote.
257
00:12:46,576 --> 00:12:49,843
So you stuttering sapheads are too
dim to exercise your own rights,
258
00:12:49,845 --> 00:12:52,146
and you've got the combined
vocabulary of a baked potato.
259
00:12:52,148 --> 00:12:54,648
Consider this your last
practice as River Vixens,
260
00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:56,951
and your last week as
my social handmaidens.
261
00:12:56,954 --> 00:12:59,279
You're fired on all fronts.
262
00:12:59,282 --> 00:13:01,755
That's all. Shoo, bitches.
263
00:13:12,435 --> 00:13:14,468
- Hey, Dad, what's up?
- Just checking in.
264
00:13:14,471 --> 00:13:17,236
I felt bad we didn't get the
chance to talk more before I left.
265
00:13:17,239 --> 00:13:19,680
Yeah, well, you kind
of shut me down, Dad.
266
00:13:19,683 --> 00:13:22,009
You seen Mom yet?
267
00:13:22,011 --> 00:13:23,911
No. We were gonna have dinner, but...
268
00:13:23,913 --> 00:13:25,412
- But what?
- We decided it would be better
269
00:13:25,414 --> 00:13:29,049
to meet tomorrow
morning, with the lawyers.
270
00:13:29,051 --> 00:13:30,751
Right. 'Cause things are so bad,
271
00:13:30,753 --> 00:13:32,653
you can't talk without a mediator.
272
00:13:33,405 --> 00:13:35,189
Dad, I gotta go, bye.
273
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,746
Okay, so you're the worst.
274
00:14:10,093 --> 00:14:12,693
But it just so happens
that both our archnemesi,
275
00:14:12,696 --> 00:14:15,329
Betty Cooper and Veronica Lodge,
276
00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:19,039
will be at a little shindig at
that chowderhead dchie's house.
277
00:14:23,843 --> 00:14:26,377
Wanna team-up for a
little destruction, Chuck?
278
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,809
Mr. Sowerberry, let me
tell you what I think happened.
279
00:14:35,812 --> 00:14:38,958
The Blossoms agreed to pay
my family a fee in perpetuity.
280
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:41,582
Clifford Blossom tried
to end this agreement
281
00:14:41,585 --> 00:14:44,489
so he could stop paying my
family after all these decades.
282
00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:47,834
And when my father,
being my father, refused,
283
00:14:47,837 --> 00:14:50,844
it was Clifford who called the
police and got him arrested.
284
00:14:50,847 --> 00:14:52,727
That's what I'm thinking.
285
00:14:52,729 --> 00:14:54,707
I can't confirm or deny...
286
00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:56,849
And the reason this hasn't come out yet
287
00:14:56,852 --> 00:15:00,467
is because it might make my
Dad look like a murder suspect?
288
00:15:00,470 --> 00:15:03,175
That is our concern, yes.
289
00:15:03,178 --> 00:15:05,546
Have you changed your mind
about making a statement?
290
00:15:05,549 --> 00:15:08,174
If anything, I'm less inclined.
291
00:15:08,177 --> 00:15:11,177
I told your father that you were...
292
00:15:11,180 --> 00:15:14,235
Conflicted about helping him.
293
00:15:19,308 --> 00:15:20,941
"My darling daughter.
294
00:15:20,943 --> 00:15:22,909
If you do not testify on my behalf,
295
00:15:23,675 --> 00:15:26,913
I'm afraid your poor mother might
be drawn into this awful mess.
296
00:15:26,916 --> 00:15:30,636
It pains me to say, but she is not
nearly as innocent as you believe.
297
00:15:34,490 --> 00:15:36,757
Think carefully about
your next move, Veronica.
298
00:15:37,726 --> 00:15:40,779
The rest of your
life, and your mother's,
299
00:15:40,782 --> 00:15:42,696
will be decided by it."
300
00:15:47,296 --> 00:15:48,800
Hey, I was talking to Kevin.
301
00:15:48,803 --> 00:15:50,340
He told me that you and Chuck
302
00:15:50,343 --> 00:15:53,077
had some scene in the
cafeteria yesterday.
303
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,446
It wasn't a big deal.
304
00:15:58,414 --> 00:16:01,181
What exactly happened
between you guys that night?
305
00:16:01,184 --> 00:16:04,518
Veronica asked me to keep
the details under wraps, okay?
306
00:16:06,622 --> 00:16:08,688
Yeah. All right. No worries.
307
00:16:08,691 --> 00:16:12,759
I only really asked because you
made it sound like you were upset.
308
00:16:12,762 --> 00:16:14,895
If I was upset about anything,
309
00:16:14,897 --> 00:16:16,730
it was that I had to
hear about your birthday
310
00:16:16,732 --> 00:16:18,732
from Archie and not you, Jug.
311
00:16:19,268 --> 00:16:21,268
Yeah, well...
312
00:16:21,978 --> 00:16:24,785
I didn't think you were an
American Werewolf kind of girl.
313
00:16:25,674 --> 00:16:28,141
Ooh. That's where you're
wrong, Jughead Jones.
314
00:16:28,144 --> 00:16:30,477
I'm all about the beast within.
315
00:16:33,094 --> 00:16:35,949
If it's a double feature, does that
mean I have time to go to the bathroom?
316
00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:37,217
I'd hold it, Ethel.
317
00:16:42,424 --> 00:16:44,024
Surprise!
318
00:16:46,495 --> 00:16:48,361
Do I look like Jughead to you?
319
00:16:49,631 --> 00:16:51,898
Oh. Betty just texted
me. They're almost here.
320
00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:53,400
You've met Joaquin, right?
321
00:16:53,402 --> 00:16:54,734
I haven't had the pleasure.
322
00:16:55,509 --> 00:16:58,738
Also I thought it was
inner-circle only tonight?
323
00:16:58,740 --> 00:17:01,641
Joaquin's my boyfriend,
that makes him inner-circle.
324
00:17:01,644 --> 00:17:05,512
Uh-huh, well, I just came from the most
insane meeting with my dad's lawyer.
325
00:17:05,514 --> 00:17:08,949
Between his upcoming hearing and his
potential involvement in Jason's murder,
326
00:17:08,951 --> 00:17:11,251
not to mention my mom's,
I'm in a foul mood.
327
00:17:11,253 --> 00:17:12,619
Guys, they're really coming this time.
328
00:17:12,621 --> 00:17:13,820
Everybody hide.
329
00:17:14,403 --> 00:17:15,969
Ugh, I'm so over this.
330
00:17:23,031 --> 00:17:26,199
Surprise!
331
00:17:26,201 --> 00:17:28,635
This is why we left the double feature
332
00:17:28,638 --> 00:17:30,337
Happy birthday, bro.
333
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:32,586
You really shouldn't have.
334
00:17:32,589 --> 00:17:35,642
Ugh, you reek. Are you drunk?
335
00:17:35,644 --> 00:17:36,810
No.
336
00:17:39,414 --> 00:17:41,548
Thanks, Veronica. Thanks, everyone.
337
00:17:42,077 --> 00:17:44,384
- Oh, it's Kevin!
- Happy birthday, bud.
338
00:17:44,387 --> 00:17:46,686
This is my boyfriend, Joaquin.
339
00:17:46,688 --> 00:17:48,655
Hey, nice to meet you.
340
00:17:48,657 --> 00:17:51,444
Um, has anyone seen Betty?
341
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:56,708
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
342
00:17:57,169 --> 00:18:01,799
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
343
00:18:01,802 --> 00:18:07,420
♪ Happy birthday dear Jughead ♪
344
00:18:07,423 --> 00:18:12,447
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
345
00:18:16,118 --> 00:18:17,748
That was haunting, Betty.
346
00:18:19,421 --> 00:18:21,693
Blow out the candles and make a wish.
347
00:18:23,192 --> 00:18:25,625
I wish it were just the
two of us right now.
348
00:18:31,633 --> 00:18:32,999
One blow!
349
00:18:36,168 --> 00:18:37,447
Veronica?
350
00:18:38,874 --> 00:18:40,574
The stuff with your dad?
351
00:18:40,576 --> 00:18:42,342
It's just the tip of the iceberg.
352
00:18:42,344 --> 00:18:43,645
I don't want to talk about it.
353
00:18:43,648 --> 00:18:44,981
Okay.
354
00:18:45,948 --> 00:18:46,980
You want a drink?
355
00:18:46,982 --> 00:18:48,448
Isn't it the New York sophisticate
356
00:18:48,450 --> 00:18:50,750
who's supposed to corrupt
the sweet small-town boy?
357
00:18:55,524 --> 00:18:57,057
My dad's visiting my mom.
358
00:18:58,393 --> 00:19:01,069
They're about to finalize the divorce.
359
00:19:01,072 --> 00:19:02,996
God, Archie, if my mom had
anything to do with that...
360
00:19:02,998 --> 00:19:04,397
No. This was them.
361
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,533
My mom wanted to leave Riverdale,
362
00:19:06,535 --> 00:19:08,001
my dad wanted to stay.
363
00:19:08,770 --> 00:19:10,704
I had to choose, and I chose my dad.
364
00:19:11,691 --> 00:19:14,741
Forget it. It's nothing compared
to what you're going through.
365
00:19:17,212 --> 00:19:18,878
He threatened me, Archie.
366
00:19:19,731 --> 00:19:23,450
Said he would destroy my mom if I
didn't make a statement on his behalf.
367
00:19:23,452 --> 00:19:25,653
Said she was just as guilty as he was.
368
00:19:26,955 --> 00:19:29,089
And maybe he's lying or maybe he isn't.
369
00:19:29,091 --> 00:19:32,025
And maybe he killed
Jason Blossom, and...
370
00:19:36,193 --> 00:19:37,492
Oh, sorry.
371
00:19:38,967 --> 00:19:40,934
Just coming to get ice cream, so...
372
00:19:40,936 --> 00:19:42,202
Is everything okay?
373
00:19:42,204 --> 00:19:45,272
Yeah, no, I'm just not in a
party mood like I usually am.
374
00:19:45,274 --> 00:19:48,008
- That makes two of us.
- Whoa. Wait.
375
00:19:48,011 --> 00:19:51,198
You're not actually upset that
I threw you a party, are you?
376
00:19:51,201 --> 00:19:53,656
It is nice, Betty. I appreciate it.
377
00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:55,115
It's just I would be happier
378
00:19:55,117 --> 00:19:57,117
if it was just the four
of us in a booth at Pop's.
379
00:19:57,119 --> 00:19:58,285
Yeah. But we always do that.
380
00:19:58,287 --> 00:19:59,819
I wanted to do something special.
381
00:19:59,822 --> 00:20:01,921
"The road to hell is paved
with good intentions."
382
00:20:01,923 --> 00:20:04,491
Why is everything so doom
and gloom with you, Jug?
383
00:20:04,493 --> 00:20:06,059
Why can't it just be normal for once?
384
00:20:06,061 --> 00:20:09,229
I'm not normal, I'm
not wired to be normal.
385
00:20:12,009 --> 00:20:14,053
How many more people did
you invite to this thing?
386
00:20:14,056 --> 00:20:15,735
No one. Inner-circle only.
387
00:20:21,124 --> 00:20:23,109
Did you really think
you could have a party
388
00:20:23,111 --> 00:20:24,377
without inviting moi?
389
00:20:25,003 --> 00:20:26,235
Or me?
390
00:20:26,795 --> 00:20:28,749
Archie, where do you want the kegs?
391
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,768
Screw it! One in the
kitchen, one in the backyard.
392
00:20:58,987 --> 00:21:00,720
Why are they doing this?
393
00:21:00,722 --> 00:21:02,889
They're agents of chaos, Kevin.
394
00:21:02,891 --> 00:21:05,223
They don't need a reason.
395
00:21:05,226 --> 00:21:09,137
But if I had to guess? Payback.
396
00:21:11,766 --> 00:21:14,267
Dude, Valerie just got here.
You think she wants me back?
397
00:21:14,269 --> 00:21:15,434
Archie, as my blood-brother,
398
00:21:15,436 --> 00:21:17,036
it was your sole responsibility
399
00:21:17,038 --> 00:21:20,206
to ensure that something like
this never happened on my birthday.
400
00:21:20,208 --> 00:21:21,751
And now we're here.
401
00:21:21,754 --> 00:21:23,287
In the middle of a Seth Rogen movie.
402
00:21:23,289 --> 00:21:25,494
This was Betty's idea, okay?
I just went along with it.
403
00:21:25,497 --> 00:21:27,433
- It's so not me.
- It doesn't matter, Jughead,
404
00:21:27,436 --> 00:21:28,549
you're her boyfriend now.
405
00:21:28,552 --> 00:21:30,119
- What does that mean?
- It means
406
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,630
you're getting your birthday
party whether you want one or not.
407
00:21:36,220 --> 00:21:37,920
Dad, hey.
408
00:21:38,366 --> 00:21:39,871
Happy birthday, Jughead.
409
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:43,012
How are you, Mr. Jones?
410
00:21:43,679 --> 00:21:46,577
Happy to be here,
celebrating with my son.
411
00:21:49,146 --> 00:21:50,812
Didn't realize you had so many friends.
412
00:21:50,815 --> 00:21:51,981
I don't.
413
00:21:52,941 --> 00:21:54,941
And fair warning. You're
the only adult here.
414
00:21:54,943 --> 00:21:56,275
So I gather.
415
00:21:56,278 --> 00:21:59,358
- Where can I put this?
- There's a table in the den.
416
00:22:00,469 --> 00:22:01,668
Dad.
417
00:22:03,851 --> 00:22:07,118
- Did Betty call you?
- Yeah, she came by too.
418
00:22:07,121 --> 00:22:09,155
She knows what she wants, that one.
419
00:22:09,819 --> 00:22:11,152
I'll be back.
420
00:22:19,767 --> 00:22:21,518
Do you ever go down to Sweetwater River?
421
00:22:21,521 --> 00:22:23,936
- To what, fool around?
- Yeah.
422
00:22:24,672 --> 00:22:26,772
- Do you?
- I've been once or twice.
423
00:22:30,387 --> 00:22:32,020
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
424
00:22:34,558 --> 00:22:37,225
You can cut the sexual
tension in here with a knife.
425
00:22:38,419 --> 00:22:39,719
What's up, Joaquin?
426
00:22:39,722 --> 00:22:41,120
Nothing.
427
00:22:41,122 --> 00:22:43,623
Kevin, you know FP, Jughead's dad?
428
00:22:43,625 --> 00:22:44,690
Yeah, we've met.
429
00:22:44,692 --> 00:22:46,592
You kicked me out of the Whyte Wyrm.
430
00:22:46,594 --> 00:22:48,127
Good times. Joaquin...
431
00:22:48,896 --> 00:22:50,296
You wanna show me where the can is?
432
00:22:50,299 --> 00:22:51,964
- Yeah, it's right...
- Yeah, um...
433
00:22:51,966 --> 00:22:53,399
I'll show you.
434
00:23:13,888 --> 00:23:15,221
What is that middle-aged Serpent
435
00:23:15,223 --> 00:23:16,589
doing at a high school kegger?
436
00:23:16,592 --> 00:23:17,990
Are you serious? You don't know?
437
00:23:17,992 --> 00:23:19,592
Veronica, that's Jughead's dad.
438
00:23:20,361 --> 00:23:21,894
- Really.
- Yeah.
439
00:23:22,730 --> 00:23:24,363
And the plot thickens.
440
00:23:35,476 --> 00:23:36,876
Betty.
441
00:23:37,420 --> 00:23:39,445
- You here to roofie me again?
- No, Chuck,
442
00:23:40,815 --> 00:23:42,481
I'm going to ask you to leave.
443
00:23:42,483 --> 00:23:43,949
- Nicely.
- Nicely?
444
00:23:44,613 --> 00:23:47,286
Because, what, you're back
to being the nice girl now?
445
00:23:47,288 --> 00:23:49,288
Betty, what you and Veronica did
446
00:23:49,290 --> 00:23:51,492
when you guys got me kicked
off the football team,
447
00:23:51,495 --> 00:23:54,560
you ruined any chance I had
of playing for Notre Dame.
448
00:23:54,563 --> 00:23:56,362
Hell, for any good school.
449
00:23:56,798 --> 00:24:01,667
I'm sorry that after you
sexually harassed those girls,
450
00:24:01,669 --> 00:24:04,437
that there were actual
consequences, Chuck.
451
00:24:06,530 --> 00:24:07,996
That night, I saw the real you.
452
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:13,579
The dark you.
453
00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:16,449
The Betty that I actually think about
454
00:24:16,451 --> 00:24:18,117
every night when I'm laying in bed.
455
00:24:25,126 --> 00:24:27,960
You're the last person I expected
to see at my son's birthday party.
456
00:24:27,962 --> 00:24:29,973
Just doing my job, keeping
my ear to the ground.
457
00:24:29,976 --> 00:24:32,010
And your tongue in the
Sheriff's kid's mouth.
458
00:24:33,067 --> 00:24:35,534
- Did you hear anything interesting?
- Actually, yeah.
459
00:24:35,536 --> 00:24:37,036
Hiram Lodge's daughter is here.
460
00:24:37,038 --> 00:24:40,773
She said something about her father
being connected to Jason's murder.
461
00:24:41,463 --> 00:24:42,829
That is not good.
462
00:24:42,832 --> 00:24:45,010
Hiram and I had some business.
463
00:24:45,012 --> 00:24:46,692
What does your boyfriend say about that?
464
00:24:46,695 --> 00:24:48,028
- His father, you mean?
- Yeah.
465
00:24:48,031 --> 00:24:50,216
- I'll find out.
- Yeah. You better.
466
00:24:50,732 --> 00:24:54,061
These kids are more on the
ball than the Sheriff. Let's go.
467
00:24:56,174 --> 00:24:58,975
You do know my dad
has a drinking problem, right?
468
00:24:58,978 --> 00:24:59,944
Of course I do.
469
00:24:59,947 --> 00:25:01,852
I didn't think people
would be drinking tonight.
470
00:25:01,855 --> 00:25:04,463
I didn't plan on Chuck and Cheryl,
471
00:25:04,465 --> 00:25:06,532
and the rest of the
school crashing, okay?
472
00:25:06,534 --> 00:25:08,267
This was supposed to
be just your friends.
473
00:25:08,269 --> 00:25:11,403
You and Archie are my friends, okay?
474
00:25:12,106 --> 00:25:13,472
Everyone else,
475
00:25:13,999 --> 00:25:16,542
including Kevin, including Veronica,
476
00:25:16,544 --> 00:25:18,110
are people that, two months ago,
477
00:25:18,112 --> 00:25:20,246
- I would've actively shunned.
- Why?
478
00:25:20,249 --> 00:25:23,249
In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird.
479
00:25:23,252 --> 00:25:24,917
I'm a weirdo.
480
00:25:24,919 --> 00:25:28,808
I don't fit in, and I
don't want to fit in.
481
00:25:28,811 --> 00:25:31,190
Have you ever seen me
without this stupid hat on?
482
00:25:31,192 --> 00:25:33,855
- That's weird.
- Why are you getting so upset?
483
00:25:33,858 --> 00:25:37,997
- It's just a party, Jug.
- It's not just a party.
484
00:25:37,999 --> 00:25:41,100
It's the fact that you
don't know or even care
485
00:25:41,102 --> 00:25:44,069
that this is the last
thing I would want.
486
00:25:44,072 --> 00:25:46,505
You did this for you.
To prove something.
487
00:25:46,507 --> 00:25:48,974
- To prove what?
- You're a great girlfriend.
488
00:25:48,976 --> 00:25:50,242
I don't know.
489
00:25:50,244 --> 00:25:52,986
Doesn't it ever occur to you
just how different we are?
490
00:25:52,989 --> 00:25:56,090
Like on a cellular DNA kind of level?
491
00:25:56,093 --> 00:25:57,516
You're a straight-A student,
492
00:25:57,518 --> 00:26:00,152
you're a cheerleader, for God's sakes.
493
00:26:00,155 --> 00:26:02,955
You're the perfect girl next door.
494
00:26:02,957 --> 00:26:04,023
I hate that word.
495
00:26:04,025 --> 00:26:06,826
I'm the damaged loner outsider
496
00:26:06,828 --> 00:26:08,627
from the wrong side of the tracks.
497
00:26:09,297 --> 00:26:11,831
Betty, come on.
498
00:26:11,833 --> 00:26:13,199
Who are we kidding?
499
00:26:14,802 --> 00:26:16,435
We're on borrowed time.
500
00:26:16,437 --> 00:26:17,990
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
501
00:26:17,992 --> 00:26:21,841
Betty, I'm not one of
your projects, okay?
502
00:26:21,843 --> 00:26:23,442
Like solving Jason's murder...
503
00:26:23,444 --> 00:26:25,678
No. You're not a project,
you're my boyfriend.
504
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,280
Until you're sick of
slumming it with me,
505
00:26:28,282 --> 00:26:30,216
or until Archie changes his mind
506
00:26:30,218 --> 00:26:31,917
and says he wants to be with you?
507
00:26:45,476 --> 00:26:46,775
Valerie, hey...
508
00:26:46,777 --> 00:26:49,111
- I'm looking for Melody.
- No, no, no, can we talk?
509
00:26:49,113 --> 00:26:51,480
I just wanted to say what if...
What if we made a mistake?
510
00:26:51,482 --> 00:26:54,216
First of all, we didn't do anything.
511
00:26:54,218 --> 00:26:56,551
I broke up with you because
I thought you were a hot mess.
512
00:26:57,287 --> 00:26:58,487
Clearly, I was right.
513
00:26:59,456 --> 00:27:00,622
Wait, Valerie...
514
00:27:00,625 --> 00:27:02,924
What is your problem, Archie?
515
00:27:02,926 --> 00:27:04,860
You shut me out, remember?
516
00:27:04,863 --> 00:27:06,094
It's too late.
517
00:27:35,426 --> 00:27:37,893
Archie, everything all right?
518
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:45,133
- Jughead. Hey.
- Hey, Ethel.
519
00:27:45,136 --> 00:27:48,203
You didn't have a piece
of cake. It's bad luck.
520
00:27:48,972 --> 00:27:50,772
This whole night is bad luck.
521
00:27:52,443 --> 00:27:54,076
I'm ghosting. I'll see you at school.
522
00:27:59,016 --> 00:28:00,649
Hey. Whoa.
523
00:28:00,651 --> 00:28:02,050
Where you going, guest of honor?
524
00:28:03,487 --> 00:28:04,653
Get out of my way, Chuck.
525
00:28:04,656 --> 00:28:06,375
Oh, but you can't leave now.
526
00:28:07,825 --> 00:28:09,357
We haven't even played our game yet.
527
00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:11,726
Listen up, party people.
528
00:28:11,728 --> 00:28:12,994
- Quiet.
- Shh.
529
00:28:12,996 --> 00:28:14,686
Everyone has their secrets.
530
00:28:14,689 --> 00:28:16,731
And we've all done our
fair share of sinning.
531
00:28:16,733 --> 00:28:18,967
That's one thing my dear
brother's death has revealed.
532
00:28:19,877 --> 00:28:22,624
So let's play a little game to
get those secrets out in the open.
533
00:28:29,553 --> 00:28:32,020
What the hell is Secrets and Sins?
534
00:28:32,023 --> 00:28:33,907
It's a variation on Truth or Dare.
535
00:28:33,910 --> 00:28:36,465
In which we own our truths.
536
00:28:36,468 --> 00:28:37,909
By telling it like it is.
537
00:28:37,911 --> 00:28:40,645
I'll start the game with Veronica Lodge.
538
00:28:40,647 --> 00:28:42,147
- Naturally.
- Let's begin
539
00:28:42,149 --> 00:28:44,549
with the day you and
your mob wife of a mother
540
00:28:44,551 --> 00:28:46,985
came to town for a
so-called “fresh start.”
541
00:28:46,987 --> 00:28:48,687
Tell us, Veronica, what's so fresh
542
00:28:48,689 --> 00:28:50,856
about defiling Archie
Andrews in a closet?
543
00:28:50,858 --> 00:28:52,724
- That was your doing.
- Moving on
544
00:28:52,726 --> 00:28:54,092
to dear Daddy Lodge...
545
00:28:54,095 --> 00:28:57,262
Isn't it true that your
father, from prison,
546
00:28:57,264 --> 00:28:59,397
illegally purchased the drive-in land?
547
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:00,732
Which makes me wonder.
548
00:29:00,734 --> 00:29:02,634
What else is he doing from behind bars?
549
00:29:02,636 --> 00:29:04,503
Well, I can't speak for my father,
550
00:29:04,505 --> 00:29:07,839
but I can think of someone
with a very dirty secret.
551
00:29:07,841 --> 00:29:10,859
Specifically, Cheryl
killing her very own brother.
552
00:29:10,862 --> 00:29:12,878
Everyone knows how
much I loved my brother.
553
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:14,112
Exactly.
554
00:29:14,815 --> 00:29:16,214
But did you love him maybe
555
00:29:16,216 --> 00:29:18,283
in ways that a sister
shouldn't love a brother?
556
00:29:18,286 --> 00:29:22,721
And as you got older, Jason started
to think it was strange, unnatural.
557
00:29:22,724 --> 00:29:24,890
So he chose Polly over you.
558
00:29:24,893 --> 00:29:26,925
So you shot him between the eyes
559
00:29:26,927 --> 00:29:29,261
with one of your father's
many hunting rifles.
560
00:29:29,263 --> 00:29:31,630
This is riveting, I can't breathe.
561
00:29:32,364 --> 00:29:33,630
This game is sick.
562
00:29:34,434 --> 00:29:37,002
- I wanna go next.
- That's the spirit, Doiley.
563
00:29:37,004 --> 00:29:38,770
What secrets do you
have to reveal to us?
564
00:29:38,773 --> 00:29:41,106
I saw Ms. Grundy's car
565
00:29:41,109 --> 00:29:43,955
by Sweetwater River, the
day Jason went missing.
566
00:29:43,958 --> 00:29:46,144
I told Betty and Jughead,
567
00:29:46,146 --> 00:29:47,879
and then, Ms. Grundy quit her job
568
00:29:47,881 --> 00:29:50,315
and left Riverdale,
like, two days later.
569
00:29:50,317 --> 00:29:54,252
And let's not forget that Archie was
also at the Sweetwater that morning.
570
00:29:54,254 --> 00:29:56,788
Oh, my God, color me
shocked, Archie Andrews.
571
00:29:56,790 --> 00:29:59,691
Is that why you became a
mediocre musician overnight?
572
00:29:59,693 --> 00:30:02,427
Because you and Ms. Foureyes were
pulling a Mary Kay Letourneau?
573
00:30:02,429 --> 00:30:03,762
Don't say anything, Archie.
574
00:30:03,764 --> 00:30:04,930
Don't get in the gutter with them.
575
00:30:04,932 --> 00:30:07,666
Wait, what? Andrews
was banging a teacher?
576
00:30:07,669 --> 00:30:09,198
Well, damn, I wish I would have known.
577
00:30:09,201 --> 00:30:11,736
I would've added you and Ms.
Grundy to the board of conquests.
578
00:30:11,738 --> 00:30:13,605
Classy, Chuck, as always.
579
00:30:13,607 --> 00:30:15,774
Wait a second, that also explains
580
00:30:15,776 --> 00:30:18,243
why Archie can't seem to keep
a girlfriend to save his life.
581
00:30:18,246 --> 00:30:20,679
He's got serious Mommy issues.
582
00:30:20,681 --> 00:30:22,614
Anything to say for yourself, Arch?
583
00:30:22,616 --> 00:30:24,416
Were you victim or perpetrator?
584
00:30:24,419 --> 00:30:26,151
Dilton Doiley plays with guns.
585
00:30:26,153 --> 00:30:27,025
Big whoop, Betty.
586
00:30:27,028 --> 00:30:30,121
So Doiley's a psychopath,
everyone knows that.
587
00:30:30,123 --> 00:30:32,090
Well, I guess it's my turn now.
588
00:30:32,092 --> 00:30:36,194
Boy, do I have a
twisted secret to reveal.
589
00:30:36,197 --> 00:30:38,129
Starring Betty Cooper.
590
00:30:38,131 --> 00:30:39,331
Leave her the hell alone, Chuck.
591
00:30:39,333 --> 00:30:40,565
Shut up, Andrews.
592
00:30:40,567 --> 00:30:42,934
Look, you may get a free
peepshow every night,
593
00:30:42,936 --> 00:30:44,269
but you do not know her.
594
00:30:44,272 --> 00:30:46,972
Hell, Betty doesn't even know herself.
595
00:30:46,974 --> 00:30:49,007
Everybody knows why I got suspended.
596
00:30:49,009 --> 00:30:51,142
But what you don't know...
597
00:30:51,144 --> 00:30:55,950
She dressed up like a hooker,
in a God-awful black wig,
598
00:30:55,953 --> 00:30:59,251
drugged me, handcuffed
me in the Jacuzzi,
599
00:30:59,253 --> 00:31:01,019
and I almost drowned
600
00:31:01,021 --> 00:31:03,855
until she got me to say
what she wanted to hear.
601
00:31:03,857 --> 00:31:06,191
And then she really lost it.
602
00:31:06,193 --> 00:31:08,326
She actually thought she was Polly.
603
00:31:08,328 --> 00:31:10,896
But, hey, you knew all
about this, right, Jughead?
604
00:31:15,502 --> 00:31:16,868
Enough! That's enough!
605
00:31:16,870 --> 00:31:18,603
Get your hands off me, snake.
606
00:31:19,208 --> 00:31:20,440
Get out!
607
00:31:23,511 --> 00:31:24,810
Go on!
608
00:31:33,954 --> 00:31:36,421
What are you looking
at? The party's done.
609
00:31:38,191 --> 00:31:39,891
It's over! Go home!
610
00:31:44,364 --> 00:31:45,897
Whoa, where the hell are you going?
611
00:31:45,899 --> 00:31:49,334
What, you want to give me
some advice on my right hook?
612
00:31:49,337 --> 00:31:51,603
I want you to go back
inside and talk to your girl.
613
00:31:51,605 --> 00:31:53,104
I don't think it's gonna work out.
614
00:31:54,308 --> 00:31:55,840
Irreconcilable differences.
615
00:31:55,843 --> 00:31:58,777
Don't run away from it. Don't run away.
616
00:31:59,479 --> 00:32:01,313
You've got something good here.
617
00:32:01,315 --> 00:32:02,948
With her, with your friends.
618
00:32:02,950 --> 00:32:04,115
Something that...
619
00:32:04,118 --> 00:32:06,512
Something that we could never give you.
620
00:32:07,287 --> 00:32:08,987
Also, man up.
621
00:32:08,989 --> 00:32:11,289
After what I just saw
in there, she needs you.
622
00:32:23,503 --> 00:32:24,803
FP.
623
00:32:25,478 --> 00:32:27,505
As block captain of
the Neighborhood Watch,
624
00:32:27,507 --> 00:32:28,807
I am obligated to ask you
625
00:32:28,809 --> 00:32:30,369
what you're doing on this side of town.
626
00:32:30,372 --> 00:32:32,518
Don't act so high and mighty, Alice.
627
00:32:32,521 --> 00:32:35,513
You may not live on
the Southside anymore,
628
00:32:35,515 --> 00:32:38,083
you may not dress like
you're from the Southside,
629
00:32:38,085 --> 00:32:39,584
but we both know the truth.
630
00:32:40,620 --> 00:32:42,420
Snakes don't shed their skin so easily.
631
00:32:43,385 --> 00:32:44,717
Good night, FP.
632
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:46,591
Now get the hell out of my neighborhood.
633
00:32:46,593 --> 00:32:48,026
You're still hot, Alice.
634
00:32:48,028 --> 00:32:49,594
Too bad you're a stick in the mud.
635
00:32:56,403 --> 00:32:59,037
And all this time, I thought
you were a lover, not a fighter.
636
00:33:00,540 --> 00:33:01,773
I'm both.
637
00:33:02,409 --> 00:33:03,775
I've got layers.
638
00:33:05,779 --> 00:33:07,612
You were doing something nice,
639
00:33:07,615 --> 00:33:09,505
it's just that sometimes,
640
00:33:10,851 --> 00:33:13,385
when people do nice things
for me, I short circuit.
641
00:33:13,388 --> 00:33:15,186
Maybe I'm not used to it.
642
00:33:15,189 --> 00:33:16,849
Maybe I'm scared.
643
00:33:18,859 --> 00:33:20,158
Of getting hurt.
644
00:33:20,927 --> 00:33:24,696
Or being rejected for being myself.
645
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:29,200
I should have told you about Chuck.
646
00:33:30,751 --> 00:33:32,017
But I lied.
647
00:33:33,013 --> 00:33:37,308
And instead I threw you this
party that you didn't even want.
648
00:33:38,761 --> 00:33:40,027
Why did you?
649
00:33:41,782 --> 00:33:46,184
Something is very, very wrong with me.
650
00:33:47,220 --> 00:33:49,788
Like there's this darkness in me
651
00:33:49,790 --> 00:33:52,290
that's overwhelming sometimes,
652
00:33:52,292 --> 00:33:54,125
and I don't know where it comes from.
653
00:33:54,628 --> 00:33:58,129
But I think that's what makes
me do these crazy things. Like...
654
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,240
How am I ever gonna look
anyone in the eye ever again?
655
00:34:36,243 --> 00:34:38,837
By Monday, this will all be but a dream.
656
00:34:39,529 --> 00:34:41,906
Trust me. No one will remember anything.
657
00:34:41,909 --> 00:34:44,943
Except maybe that I
accused Cheryl of twincest.
658
00:34:49,004 --> 00:34:50,704
I drunk-dialed my dad, Ronnie.
659
00:34:50,707 --> 00:34:52,083
Archie.
660
00:34:53,587 --> 00:34:54,819
What did you say?
661
00:34:55,689 --> 00:34:57,689
I told him not to sign
the divorce papers.
662
00:34:58,708 --> 00:35:00,050
I don't even know why,
663
00:35:00,053 --> 00:35:02,093
it's not like I even want
them to get back together.
664
00:35:04,264 --> 00:35:05,997
Veronica, why do I keep doing this?
665
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,866
I keep wrecking things.
666
00:35:07,868 --> 00:35:09,300
Welcome to my life.
667
00:35:10,637 --> 00:35:13,801
Every day, I feel like
there's a new secret,
668
00:35:13,804 --> 00:35:16,241
a new lie about my parents
669
00:35:16,243 --> 00:35:17,475
and what they've done.
670
00:35:20,113 --> 00:35:22,180
I don't want my mom to be guilty, Archie.
671
00:35:23,483 --> 00:35:25,350
I really want that to be a lie.
672
00:35:28,092 --> 00:35:29,391
Do you ever wonder...
673
00:35:31,324 --> 00:35:32,924
What if you had done things differently,
674
00:35:32,926 --> 00:35:34,626
what if you had made different choices?
675
00:35:35,158 --> 00:35:36,895
What do you mean, different choices?
676
00:35:36,897 --> 00:35:38,396
Every day I wonder,
677
00:35:38,398 --> 00:35:40,498
what if I had left
Riverdale with my mom?
678
00:35:40,501 --> 00:35:42,000
Would things be...
679
00:35:43,470 --> 00:35:45,003
Would I be better off?
680
00:35:45,005 --> 00:35:47,238
I can't answer that, Archie,
681
00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:48,873
but we wouldn't have met,
682
00:35:48,876 --> 00:35:53,077
and that would've been a
tragedy of epic proportions.
683
00:35:54,682 --> 00:35:56,447
I'm messed up, Veronica...
684
00:35:56,450 --> 00:35:58,249
We all are, Archie.
685
00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:01,918
And, honestly, you less than most.
686
00:37:25,796 --> 00:37:28,092
Veronica. Hey, good morning.
687
00:37:32,008 --> 00:37:33,608
Morning, Jughead.
688
00:37:37,275 --> 00:37:38,541
Um...
689
00:37:38,876 --> 00:37:39,909
So listen...
690
00:37:39,911 --> 00:37:43,212
Don't... Don't worry,
my lips are sealed.
691
00:37:43,714 --> 00:37:45,814
Okay. Cool.
692
00:37:48,753 --> 00:37:52,922
Smithers, you've known my parents
a very long time, haven't you?
693
00:37:52,924 --> 00:37:55,457
Oh, my, yes, ages.
694
00:37:55,459 --> 00:38:00,363
And would you describe
my father as a good man?
695
00:38:01,532 --> 00:38:02,932
I'd rather not say, miss.
696
00:38:05,336 --> 00:38:07,423
And my mother, is she...
697
00:38:07,426 --> 00:38:09,305
Unequivocally good.
698
00:38:10,741 --> 00:38:12,241
No doubt in my mind about that.
699
00:38:12,944 --> 00:38:14,276
Thank you, Smithers.
700
00:38:18,816 --> 00:38:21,702
- Veronica.
- I'm sorry I'm late.
701
00:38:24,175 --> 00:38:27,910
And thank you, Mom, for not getting
mad that I slept over at Betty's.
702
00:38:28,859 --> 00:38:30,159
Thank you for coming.
703
00:38:30,661 --> 00:38:32,428
I believe in you, Mom.
704
00:38:37,435 --> 00:38:40,069
And I'm ready to go on record
705
00:38:40,071 --> 00:38:42,137
about how much my mom and dad love me.
706
00:38:48,713 --> 00:38:50,743
Long night's journey into day?
707
00:38:56,053 --> 00:38:57,486
I can't face the music right now.
708
00:38:57,955 --> 00:38:59,688
Yeah, I understand.
709
00:39:01,223 --> 00:39:02,922
So, you and Veronica...
710
00:39:04,862 --> 00:39:06,228
Yeah...
711
00:39:06,231 --> 00:39:08,497
- Jug...
- Don't worry.
712
00:39:08,499 --> 00:39:11,366
I'm never telling anyone
anything literally ever.
713
00:39:11,369 --> 00:39:12,568
Okay, good.
714
00:39:13,871 --> 00:39:15,204
Thanks. That's great.
715
00:39:22,013 --> 00:39:23,379
I brewed some High Point
716
00:39:23,381 --> 00:39:26,482
and brought you some aspirin for
the headache I'm sure you have.
717
00:39:26,484 --> 00:39:27,783
Thanks, Mom.
718
00:39:30,421 --> 00:39:32,988
So I saw that you invited Jughead's dad
719
00:39:32,990 --> 00:39:35,207
to your little soiree last night.
720
00:39:35,210 --> 00:39:38,360
I did. I thought it would be nice.
721
00:39:38,363 --> 00:39:42,478
And he was talking to a long-haired
delinquent wearing a leather jacket.
722
00:39:42,481 --> 00:39:44,133
- You mean Joaquin?
- Is that his name?
723
00:39:44,136 --> 00:39:46,634
They know each other
through the Serpents.
724
00:39:46,637 --> 00:39:48,003
He's kind of dating Kevin.
725
00:39:48,006 --> 00:39:49,571
What?
726
00:39:49,573 --> 00:39:52,819
A Southside Serpent
dating the Sheriff's son?
727
00:39:54,142 --> 00:39:56,909
This is a small town,
but it's not that small.
728
00:40:02,269 --> 00:40:03,951
Hi there.
729
00:40:03,954 --> 00:40:08,324
Decaf skim latte and a fresh scone.
730
00:40:08,327 --> 00:40:10,893
The last time you brought me baked goods
731
00:40:10,895 --> 00:40:12,827
was because you kissed Archie.
732
00:40:17,968 --> 00:40:19,168
Betty...
733
00:40:19,860 --> 00:40:22,826
I just testified on my father's behalf
734
00:40:22,829 --> 00:40:25,897
and helped his chances of going free.
735
00:40:25,900 --> 00:40:27,988
That's good news, right?
736
00:40:29,529 --> 00:40:34,399
My dad hired Jughead's
dad to trash the drive-in.
737
00:40:34,402 --> 00:40:37,553
And given recent events,
it's not inconceivable
738
00:40:37,555 --> 00:40:41,694
that he might've hired
him to do other jobs.
739
00:40:42,547 --> 00:40:46,615
Like go after Jason as payback
for what the Blossoms did to him.
740
00:40:50,774 --> 00:40:53,746
I want to help with your investigation.
741
00:40:54,638 --> 00:40:55,904
I want the truth.
742
00:40:56,886 --> 00:40:58,118
Whatever it is.
743
00:40:59,910 --> 00:41:02,577
Whether you believe in order or chaos,
744
00:41:02,580 --> 00:41:04,452
in the end, it's the same...
745
00:41:04,455 --> 00:41:06,515
We are either in control of our lives,
746
00:41:06,517 --> 00:41:08,484
or merely think we are.
747
00:41:08,486 --> 00:41:09,685
Miss Veronica.
748
00:41:11,756 --> 00:41:13,122
Package arrived for you.
749
00:41:19,346 --> 00:41:21,187
_
750
00:41:29,802 --> 00:41:32,136
Archie.
751
00:41:34,211 --> 00:41:35,377
We're home.
752
00:41:38,082 --> 00:41:39,248
Mom?
753
00:41:40,068 --> 00:41:41,268
Hi, honey.
754
00:41:44,406 --> 00:41:48,476
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