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[Up-tempo rock music]

[Clock alarm beeps]

[Meredith] Doctors practice deception
all the time.

We give vague answers
to hard questions.

We don't talk about post-op pain.

We say you'll experience
some discomfort.

John Driscoll. White male, 62.
Alzheimer's diagnosed eight months ago.

Patient number one of
Alzheimer's NGF Clinical Trial.

If you didn't die, we tell you
the surgery went well.

But the placebo has to be
the doctor's greatest deception.

- OK, you're gonna hear a...
- [drill whirring]

...little drilling sound.

[Whirring]

How you doing, John?

- OK.
- Great. You're doing great.

All right. Envelope, please.

Half of our patients, we tell the truth.

The other half, we pray
the placebo effect's real.

OK, John,
we're gonna insert the probe now.

And we tell ourselves that
they'll feel better anyhow,

believing help's on the way,
when, in fact...

... we're leaving them to die.

[Sighs] You have to say something.
Words. Make words.

- Holy crap.
- Yup.

- A baby?
- Growing like a weed. In my uterus.

Not like a weed.

Like a mighty oak.

We're gonna be great parents.

- Mark, you don't have to do...
- Are you kidding?

That's my kid in there.

- I'm a dad.
- [Chuckling]

We're parents.

Of a baby.

- OK! You're in.
- Should we get married?

Oh, no. I mean, I'm all
for raising a baby with you, but...

...there's a line.

You're right. That's good. 'Cause I'm
in love with Lexie and it would be...

Oh, my God... Lexie.
What am I gonna tell Lexie?

OK, you think about that.

Are you ready to talk now?

[Arizona sighs]

I want to say some not nice things,
and I want you to listen

without saying our relationship
is over or walking out.

OK.

I'm mad that you
slept with someone else.

And I know that we were broken up,
but still, you slept with someone else.

And I'm even madder that
that person has a penis.

And I know you're bisexual.
I know that, but...

Would you rather I'd slept
with a busty redhead? 'Cause...

You have to give me a chance
to process this, OK? I'm processing!

I didn't plan this.

OK?

I... I didn't plan any of this.

But there's a... mighty oak or whatever

showing up in our lives in about
seven months. So now I have to plan.

And I don't know how long
I can wait for you to process.

But I...

I want you in my plan.
I want you to be a part of my plan.

So... Are you in? Are you out?

Oh, God...

I'm in.

I'm in.
But you have to give me... You...

I'm just... I'm still so mad at you,

so you have to give me a minute.

OK.

[Beeping]

By injecting methylene blue,
it's easier to identify the structures.

What do you see, doctor?

Gall bladder, cystic duct,
common bile duct.

Yes. Misidentification of the anatomy

is the main cause
of biliary tree injuries.

Today we're trying
this new technique...

[beeping]

Put those things away, people!
No texting in my OR.

Save that for the drive home.

Um... Actually, we're not texting, sir.

Dr. Bailey's performing
a Toupet procedure right now.

There wasn't enough room in her OR
so we're just following it on Twitter.

Twitter?

What the hell is a Twitter?

I booked the OR,
I read up on the procedure...

I know this thing better
than my own name...

I pre-rounded on the patient
and her pre-op labs are all done...

Quadruple bypasses are exciting, right?

First assist gets to sew all
the grafts onto the heart? Plum job!

- I want it.
- It would be an honor.

I know. You're thinking
whoever does this gets a leg up

in the race for chief resident.

But you wanna know
a good way not to get it?

That's to bug the crap out of me
before my day even starts.

I'm sorry. I'll back off.

Actually, I'll go to the skills lab
and practice my grafts.

And you just let me know if
you need anything at all...

Yang took the chart.
She took the chart? What?

- What did Arizona say?
- Well, she said she's in.

- That's good, right?
- I'm still hedging my bets.

I'm not gonna move back in with her

until I know for sure
she's not gonna bail again.

- Hey, you got dinner plans tonight?
- No.

I'm cooking for you tonight. Your place.

I rocked a lap chole.

- So, when are you gonna tell her?
- Not until after my home-cooked meal.

Mark, you do not have to do this.

I'm giving you a Get Out of
Jail Free card. No hard feelings.

You can be the cool uncle
that hangs out on Sundays.

I'm not the cool uncle. I'm the dad.

You love Lexie, and the last time
a Sloan kid appeared in Seattle,

she dumped you.
Now if you were the cool uncle...

I'm not the cool uncle!
Don't ever say that again!

- OK!
- This is my kid. I want this kid.

- Cool uncle...
- Well, so tell her.

Do not wait until this kid
comes out looking all Sloan-y.

- You didn't say goodbye this morning.
- I had a surgery.

- I didn't want to wake you.
- No.

You were starting your clinical trial
and you feel guilty that I'm not on it,

- so you snuck out.
- You're right.

But I don't feel guilty
and I didn't sneak out.

Patient number two, Daniel Cobb,
admitted and in a room.

His wife has some questions for you.

I... can't believe... He picked you
for this thing instead of me?

Well, Dr. Shepherd didn't wanna
leave anything to chance.

- Now you can both go to hell.
- It was open to all the residents.

Karev just did
a better job of pitching me.

[Yelling] It was open to all
the residents except for one!

[Frustrated yell]

- You having a good day, Daniel?
- Yes, I am, Dr. Shepherd.

Give me that new wonder drug of yours,
I'll be even better.

If it came down to how much I liked
the patient, you'd be a shoo-in.

Now, if Daniel gets the drug,

how soon will he stop
slipping in and out of things?

Well, at this stage we don't know
any more than you do, Mrs. Cobb.

That's why we're gonna do
a two year follow-up.

And the idea that his condition
could be reversed altogether,

is that completely out of the question?

'Cause I just read that when the drug
was used on rats and monkeys

there was some reversal
in tissue damage.

That's rats and monkeys.
It can be different for humans.

Well, I don't want to rule out
a reversal altogether,

but right now we're trying
to stop the progression.

All right, Dr. Karev is gonna
take you down for an MRI later.

So if you have any more
questions today, page him.

[Laughing]

I'm feeling better already, Dr.
Shepherd.

- Here we go!
- Here we go.

A clinical trial's a little different
than a regular surgery.

- You can paint a rosier picture.
- I didn't want to give them false hope.

You didn't give them any hope.
Look, if Mrs. Cobb thinks this is

gonna give her husband a better chance,
she'll be a better caregiver.

And in the end, he has
a better chance of success. OK?

- Yes, sir.
- Good.

- Is that all you're having?
- Yeah, I think so.

[Slurping]

[Beeping]

- Chief, this is my milk shake time.
- Milk shake time is not a thing.

You didn't bother to tell me
that you were broadcasting surgeries.

Oh, I didn't think it'd be a big deal.

Well, it is.
What if something goes wrong?

Look, the patients who want to do it
sign a comprehensive release.

And the nice thing is,
most of them want to do it.

They're excited about being
on the cutting edge.

Until they code on the table
in front of the whole world.

In which case I'd stop tweeting.

In the meantime,
residents from all over the country

get to see a surgeon's
decision-making process.

They get to ask questions live.
It's a great teaching tool.

No, it's lawyer bait.
Shut it down, Dr. Bailey.

Sir, if you understood it,
you'd be on board.

- I understand it fine.
- Uh-huh.

- I understand it, Dr. Bailey.
- If you say so.

I do say so.

Don't give me Bailey-eyes.

[Sighing]

I'll look into this Tweeter thing.
But no promises.

Does this mean I get to tweet
in the meantime?

No, it means
give me a chance to look into it.

[Giggling]

Hi. What's going on?
How's your day going so far?

Good. I've got a CABG later
this morning with Avery and Yang,

who have officially entered
into the rabid dog stage

in the race for chief resident, which
could be a good thing or it could be...

...a bad thing, which...

You really aren't interested
in my day at all, are you?

I might be having Mark Sloan's baby.

Oh, good Lord, he got to you, too?

Callie is pregnant with Mark's kid.
It's while we were... you know.

I love Callie, and Mark, you know,
is human and clearly has good genes

because he's both pretty and smart.

And I want to have a kid,
but with Callie.

I'm not sure that I want to
have Callie's kid with Mark.

Can you say something to me that'll make
me wanna have Callie's kid with Mark?

- Um...
- [pager beeping]

I gotta go.

[Sighs]

What happened?

- I might be miscarrying.
- You're not miscarrying.

- Then it's an ectopic.
- Could it be a blighted ovum?

It's not a molar pregnancy, is it?

Wow. We got a lot
of doctors in the room.

Who the hell are you
and what are your credentials?

Lucy Fields, Harvard MD,
Duke OB-G YN resident,

and now a Maternal-Fetal Medicine
fellow at Seattle Grace Mercy West.

Damn good at my job.
Who the hell are you?

We're related to the...

[stammering]

...situation.
- Lesbian lover, baby daddy.

Ah. And everybody's a little wigged out.

- [Dinging]
- OK. So...

[sighs]

There's your baby.

There's the yolk sac...

Looks good. You're good.

- I'm bleeding...
- It's not uncommon.

Happens in around 30 percent
of all pregnancies.

- It's probably fine.
- I don't see a heartbeat.

- Where's the heartbeat?
- It's probably too early for that.

I'll do blood work, but
I'm pretty sure everything's OK.

Just take it easy for the next few days.
Drink a lot of water.

- No tampons, no intercourse.
- Sing it.

Call me if the bleeding gets worse
or if there's pain.

Otherwise, go live your life.

All of you. While you still can.

Martha Elkin, 75, multivessel coronary
disease confirmed by angiography.

Here this morning
for an off-pump CABG.

That's just doctor speak
for a quadruple bypass.

- Thank you.
- Pre-op labs and X-rays were normal.

OK, you're ready to roll, Martha.

My husband went down for some coffee.

He wanted to know how long
I'd be asleep after the procedure.

Well, Martha, it's hard to tell.

Every patient reacts differently,
but we'll keep him posted.

Most patients wake within 90 minutes.

Oh, that's helpful, dear.

He'll be glad to know that.
We're both so nervous.

Well, some anxiety
is completely normal, but...

...let me reassure you...

...Dr. Altman is an
incredibly talented surgeon.

You're in the very best of hands.

Martha, I'd like to give you
my cellular telephone number.

Now, you or your husband,
if you have any questions,

if he gets a little worried
or wants an update,

then he can call this number. I'll even
make sure to have a nurse answer

- if we're in the OR.
- Oh, you're wonderful.

You all are! This is the finest
patient care that I have ever seen.

- I feel like a VIP.
- Well, it's just what we do.

Hey. How long you gonna be in there?

I've gotta put on a localizing frame.
At least an hour.

- An hour?
- Yeah, give or take.

Dr. Shepherd wants me
to be as thorough as possible.

[Daniel yelling] No! I'm not doing this
without my wife!

- Sir...
- No!

- Mr. Cobb, your wife is right here.
- That's not my wife!

- Mrs. Cobb... Look, it's your wife.
- That's not Victoria.

Daniel... Daniel, Daniel, Daniel...
It's me.

You're not Victoria.
You're not my wife.

You're not Victoria. I want Victoria!
I want my wife!

- It's Allison.
- Get away from me!

- Sir, who is your wife?
- I don't know.

- I don't know.
- Sir...

I told you. It's Victoria.
I want Victoria.

Is she here?

- No.
- Do you know where she is?

- I... I don't know.
- OK. OK. I...

Well, I'm gonna go find
Victoria for you. OK?

I'm gonna go look for her. I'm gonna
find her and bring her to you.

- You sit tight. I'll find Victoria.
- OK... OK.

Do you know who Victoria is?

Victoria is the woman he loves.

They met at the home last year.

One day he asked me to wheel her
towards him and that was it.

I watched him fall in love with her.

- Well, Ben and I watched.
- You're Victoria's husband?

Until she leaves me.

[Scoffs] She's not gonna
leave you, Ben.

We'll see.

Victoria was diagnosed
with vascular dementia.

It's not Alzheimer's,
but it might as well be.

She's like Daniel. When she's lucid,
she knows I'm her husband.

When she's not,
I go from being her husband to...

...somebody that gets to hear
about Daniel all the time.

Daniel can still be in the trial,
can't he?

This doesn't mean he can't do it?

No, he can still do it. The rule
for the study is we need his consent.

Once we have it,
it's OK if he's not always lucid.

You don't have any more openings,
do you?

Unfortunately, the trial is only
for Alzheimer's dementia.

There's no chance?

I'm sorry.

[Victoria and Daniel laughing]

This is seriously jacked-up.

- [Beeping]
- Mayo Clinic says "Good luck".

Cleveland Clinic sent you
a whole bunch of smiley faces.

And there's a resident from Sydney,
Australia joining us for the first time.

- Yay, Sydney.
- Turn it off, Grey. Chief's orders.

But this is Mr. Windsor's
third operation.

Everyone wants to know
how it comes out.

Until I get the OK from the chief, we're
not even gonna tweet the time of day.

It's not like the chief even
reads tweets. It's not like he'll know.

Drop it, Kepner.

I understand. He's the boss.

And I'm sure that he's got his reasons,

but you've also got
3,000 residents out there

who have been by your side
this whole time.

Through a couple of
very difficult, time-consuming,

life-threatening operations.

And now to tell them, "forget it,"
just like that?

It's like...

It's like turning off the TV
when Clarice

is knocking on the door of the house.

It's silencing the lambs!

And the lambs wanna scream, Dr. Bailey.

[Whispering] The lambs wanna scream.

- The man would never know.
- No. No, the man would not.

Wanna know what's really fun and not
at all depressing? Alzheimer's research.

Callie's having my baby.

- What?
- Right?

Best news of my life. At least it
would be, except for the fact

that Lexie wants a baby about
as much as she wants a root canal.

I guess I could tell her
I'm the baby's uncle.

But I don't want to be the cool uncle.

The cool uncle's only cool
until the kid's like nine,

and then the cool uncle's just creepy.

[Sarcastic laughter]

I'm the dad. I want this.

And I want Lexie.

What do I do? You're the man
with the answers. What do you think?

How can Meredith and I try
for months and not have any luck,

and you look at somebody
and a baby appears?

The Sloans are unusually fertile.

You're the classic example
of failing up.

Not exactly the advice
I was looking for.

Well, you got it. Cheers.

[Pager beeping]

- Is she OK?
- Yep.

- Maybe.
- I said yep. Yep is not maybe.

- It's yep.
- She paged us.

I paged you. Callie hasn't left
the exam room since you were last here.

- Two hours ago.
- What if it is a molar pregnancy?

Or fetal demise. Or an infection?

She doesn't seem to want to leave
the exam room until we rule out,

- what, everything?
- Well...

- Callie.
- I'm bleeding!

I don't wanna take
any chances with this baby!

All right, what if we run a culture.
Just in case. Can't hurt, right?

- Sure. Can't hurt.
- Good idea?

He followed me through a snowstorm.

- Sorry?
- In college.

Daniel saw me in the student union
and he followed me to my class

in a snowstorm.
Introduction to French Poetry.

It was in this big lecture hall
and he sat there

for an hour and a half,
twice a week for five months,

just trying to get up the nerve
to meet me.

That was 40 years ago.

Please...

...give my husband the drug.

- Mrs. Cobb...
- You could do it if you wanted to.

You know that you could.

No, I couldn't.
It's completely random.

The computer decides.

We don't even know if he's getting
the drug until we're about to inject it.

Then change it if you need to.
I need my husband back.

I need Daniel back.

I'm sorry, I just...

Even if the drug worked,
it's not gonna reverse things.

But I can live with that.
I can live with what we have right now.

I can live with being a part-time wife.

But I cannot live...

...with losing my husband all the way.

So...

...for God's sake...

...give him the drug.

Please.

Day one and this thing already blows.

We got one guy begging us
to get his wife on the trial.

Then this other guy's wife wants me
to steal the drug for her husband.

Well, you're the one who wanted in
on the trial of the century.

With peds, the problem's right in
front of you: Sick kid, worried parents.

Here, you got a sick parent
who doesn't even know they're sick.

Well, about five years ago,
I was visiting my mother.

And she starts telling me
how she thinks she's got herpes.

And how she doesn't want to go
to the hospital and get checked out

because she's afraid
everybody will know.

So, I realize that she thinks
I'm her best friend from med school,

and it's 35 years ago.

So... I had to just sit there and talk
to my mother about her possible herpes

for two hours.
Two very long hours.

I couldn't cure her Alzheimer's,

but at least I could give her
what she needed in that moment.

- Advice about herpes?
- Advice about herpes.

You may want to put
all that away, Mrs. Elkin.

They're gonna come take you
to the OR any minute.

- I don't think it's such a good idea.
- What? The surgery?

Well, it's risky, isn't it? I mean, it's
a five percent chance of mortality?

Yes, but...

...that's a 95 percent chance
of success. Those are good odds.

I've had such a wonderful life.

My friend, Donna, she had
a big operation like this, and...

...she was never the same. Nursing home.
Couldn't even feed herself.

It was terrible.
The poor kids, it was so hard on them.

Such a burden. I don't want
to do that to my children.

I know it's scary.
And it can go wrong sometimes.

But you could have 20 more years.
You could go to this baby's wedding.

Are you sure you want to give that up?

If you walk out of here right now,
you could have a few months.

Maybe a year.

But you'll always be wondering
when you're gonna go.

And your family...

...they'll always be
watching you, terrified.

Don't give up on yourself.

Let us help you.

- Will you be there?
- Every step of the way.

OK. I'll do it.

You'll be great.

Unbelievable. You think you're
gonna be able to do the grafts

because the patient's requesting you?

Altman doesn't exactly
fall for that kind of crap.

Believe it or not, not everything
I do is about competition.

[Scoffs] Yeah, as if.

- [Pager beeping]
- [Mark groaning]

911 means you're dying!
Somebody has to be dying!

- Well, what if the baby was dying?
- There's nothing wrong with the baby.

Or you. You can't page me in a panic
every time you have a feeling!

Don't yell at me!

I am a hormone casserole.
[Sobbing]

My body is not my own.
And something feels wrong.

- Is it muscular?
- No, it's a feeling in my gut.

- In your uterine gut?
- No, my metaphorical gut!

[Sobbing]

Thanks.

Arizona says she's still in,
but she said that before, and then...

...she left.

I don't think she's going anywhere.
She loves you, Torres.

What about Lexie?
What are you gonna do about her?

She's your soul mate or something,
and she's gonna freak the hell out!

[Yelling] Everything in my life
is always a disaster!

I really don't want this
to be a disaster!

I don't even want to move or breathe.
I don't wanna do nothing!

What if I do something
and it messes this baby up?

[Sobbing]

Martha Elkin's blood pressure
was slightly elevated,

but I let her rest and I retook it and
it's fine, so it should be no problem.

And Tweedle Dum is here, too.

Charts are updated. Have you
decided who's gonna be first assist?

Why would I decide now?
Patient care has never been better.

I mean, once I choose,

one of you is just gonna be skulking
around like a surly teenager.

OK, this should be an easy choice.

I have been practicing these graft
attachments every day for a month.

- Some of us don't need to practice.
- Sure, Yang.

You've got more experience overall,
but these last couple months

you haven't exactly logged
a lot of hours in the OR, have you?

That's not...

You really had to go there?
You're that insecure?

No.

Just that much of an idiot.

[Tapping keys] Damn it.

Can I help you with
something there, Chief?

I'm trying to look at Bailey's teats
on the Internet.

- I think you mean "tweets," sir.
- Whatever.

No, not whatever. It's important
you get that one right. Let me try.

Bailey's putting her surgeries on
the Internet for the whole world to see.

I told her I'd look into it,
but I think it's a terrible idea.

I dunno. Might be
a good way to reach students.

Or it might be Bailey bragging
to the world about Bailey.

This thing isn't designed for medicine.
It's designed for gossip.

For now. But look at GPS.
It was designed for the US military

to keep an eye on foreign troop
movements. Now it's in everyone's car.

You know, you go out.
You never have to get lost again.

Yeah, I don't go out.

Let's save that conversation
for next time.

There you go. Bailey's Twitter page.

Looks like she's tweeting
a surgery right now.

What?!

So that's why we
also had to do a left hemicolectomy.

- [Beeping]
- Um...

Here's a question from...

Dr. Bailey, I specifically told you
not to tweet your surgeries

- until I looked into it.
- I'm sorry, Chief, I misunderstood.

I thought you said I could tweet
until you decided.

Don't play dumb. That's not
what I said and you know it.

Put away that little toy.

[Alarm ringing]

He's hemorrhaging.
The blood's coming from...

- I don't know where it's coming from.
- OK, hold on. Let's see...

Yeah, we've got a pseudoaneurysm
in the splenic artery.

How did that... What happened?

Pancreatic enzymes
are leaking into the abdomen.

They're dissolving
the blood vessels. Clamp.

You need to get the spleen out of there.

I'm already on it. Clamp.

Anyone see any more bleeding?

No, but what's left of
the pancreas is still leaking.

We need to take out that whole thing.

It's one thing to live
with half a pancreas,

but to remove the whole thing...
His life's gonna be hell.

[Beeping]

Grey, put that damn thing away! This is
exactly what I was talking about.

- Grey...
- It's Walter Reed.

They suggest an
islet cell autotransplant?

That's for pancreatitis.
You don't do it with trauma patients.

What is it exactly?

You isolate the cells from the pancreas
and inject them into the liver.

They trick the liver into acting
like a pancreas and making insulin.

Yeah, when it works.
You need an awful lot of cells.

You know, just because
it isn't done for a trauma

- it doesn't mean...
- I know. But even if we wanted to,

we don't have the equipment to extract
cells. You need a Ricordi chamber.

We don't have it, but Northwestern does.

How do you know?

They can get it on a plane and
have the equipment here in six hours.

- It's too late. He's too unstable.
- OK. Hold on.

Denver... Tacoma Methodist.
Yes! They've got it.

Tacoma...

We take out the pancreas. I get
on the helicopter to Tacoma with it.

I'm back in 90 minutes.
You manage in the meantime.

- Let's do it.
- OK. Tell them.

She's wigged out, OK. Now she won't
say anything. I think it's my fault.

What did you do?

We were busting each other's balls,
we both wanted the same surgery,

and I may have said something
about her... flaming out.

[Sobbing]

Hey. Hey.

- I want Owen.
- Go find him!

[Sobbing stops]

What the hell?

He's gonna be running around
for the next hour

while I sew grafts
on a quadruple bypass.

Owen's at the dentist.
He'll be hard to find.

- You are evil.
- He started it.

Now this is the hard-core machine.
Highest resolution there is.

Thank you.

Now, it's almost impossible to find
a heartbeat until the eighth week,

even with this thing.

In fact, I don't even have moms
come in until the eighth week

because they come in,
they don't see a heartbeat

and they freak out and they
camp out on my exam table all day.

But since you've already
camped out here all day,

it can't hurt to have
another look, right?

[Sighs]

- How's he holding up, Dr. Knox?
- PH is good. He's normothermic. Stable.

- [Phone buzzing]
- [Webber sighing]

Um, uh...

A resident at Hopkins wants
to know why they don't normally do

islet cell autotransplantation
in a trauma patient?

But we're not tweeting, so...

Um...

In a trauma, the pancreas
is usually too damaged.

- You can't get enough cells.
- OK.

- [Phone buzzing]
- [Grey sighing]

Um...

I got another question. From Emory.

Go ahead.

Will you use the portal vein to inject
the islet cells into the liver?

Yes, but it's a little tricky.

The portal vein is partially dissolved
because of the enzymes.

Cool! Good answer.

- [Phone buzzing]
- Oh, this is a message for you.

It says, "Hi, Chief Webber.
Dr. Neil Lefkoff. University of Miami.

I was a resident at Seattle Grace
eight years ago.

It's a pleasure to be scrubbing in
with you again, sir".

[Chuckling] Neil? Really?

Well, I'll be...

OK, we've placed the Octopus
Tissue Stabilizer. Now what?

Dissect out the LAD, nick the artery,

put in a shunt and put the graft
in distal to the blockage.

OK, good. Go for it.

Dr. Avery.
Nice of you to finally join us.

And, before we had these machines,
we used to mince up the pancreas

and spin it ourselves. Dr. Ellis Grey
taught me how to do that 20 years ago.

- She would take the...
- OK, slow down, Chief.

I can only do 140 characters at a time.

She had this trick where
after the final washing, she...

Oh, man, what was it?
It was classic Ellis.

What... What was it?
Forget it, put a pin in it.

Anyway, she would take...
We'd put the minced up pancreas...

- Nice. What do we do next?
- Check the flow in the graft.

All right, Mr. Cobb.
Everything is looking good.

[Drill whirring]

- How's he doing?
- Stable. Not acidotic or hypothermic.

- How many cells did you get?
- Three hundred thousand.

Is that enough?

Normally you want about a million,
but it's better than nothing.

- Nothing?
- Just give me a minute.

- This was a bad idea.
- Callie.

That was stupid. She said it's
too early, she can't find it yet.

Doesn't mean a dead baby,
it just means it was really stupid.

Shut up.

There.

[Heartbeat]

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

- OK, we're almost there.
- Can I have the envelope?

OK, Daniel,
I'm gonna insert the probe now.

Very good, Mr. Cobb.

- [Rain pouring]
- [Thunder rumbling]

[Groaning]

Honey? Hey, how you feeling?

I'm OK. I've got a slight headache.

Where's my Victoria?

Can I see her?

Oh.

Mrs. Cobb, he just came out of surgery.

Look, this doesn't mean
it's not gonna work.

We won't know that for a while.

When he acts like this,
you just need to tell yourself

this is not your husband.
But he is somebody who needs your help.

So whatever you can give him.

Daniel...

I'm gonna call Victoria...

...and get her here
as soon as I can. OK?

Thank you.

Karev.

I couldn't have done it
any better myself.

You reassured her. You got her
to focus on what was important.

- I'm off the trial.
- What?

It's too depressing. I can't
handle this for the next two years.

- You just handled it.
- No. That was Meredith talking.

She told me what to say.
She's been saving my ass all day.

You need to get over this thing

where you're just
thinking of her as your wife.

Because your wife is the only person
twisted enough to handle this crap.

Oh, that said, I'm in the race
for chief resident.

And so far, I'm kicking ass.

So I'd appreciate it if you mentioned
to Dr. Webber that I prioritized

the patient's needs
over my personal gain.

Take care of her.

[Laughing] Any time, Martha, any time.

Bite me, Yang.

Chief, I just wanted to
update you on Anthony Windsor.

- Anthony?
- Windsor.

- Our pancreas patient.
- Oh, yeah, right, right.

- What's all this?
- This is Ellis Grey's old journals.

I'm trying to find
the answer to a thing...

Well, anyway, the islet cells
have started producing insulin.

It looks like
the transplant's gonna take.

That's great, great.
Excellent work, Dr. Bailey.

OK, sir, I'm doing a robotic
subtotal gastrectomy tomorrow.

- Now, I know you wanted time...
- That's fine. Absolutely. Tweet away.

Yeah! Yes, yes... There it is! OK...
She would add heparin and aprotinin.

Now when you're tweeting tomorrow,

tell everyone that Ellis Grey's trick
was to add those, OK?

- Make sure you tell them that.
- Yes, sir.

- [Laughs]
- [Chuckling]

- [Door opening]
- [Arizona exclaiming]

What are you doing?
Is that one of my boxes?

Don't get up. You rest.

You shouldn't be lifting
any heavy things. I got this.

No, I'll get up if I want to.
Are you moving my stuff back in?

- Callie.
- I haven't said I'm moving back in yet.

I... We're not together. You can
take those back to Mark's place.

Shut up. Just shut up. You don't
get to tell me that we're not together.

We are together.

Because I love you and you love me,
and none of the rest of it matters.

We are together. And if you ever
sleep with anyone else again,

man or woman,
I will kick the crap out of you.

Now you sit your ass back down
there because that's my baby in there,

and I don't want anything
happening to my baby!

Your baby, huh?

Our baby. There was a heartbeat.

And it was...

We're having a baby.

Do I still have to sit down?
Because I'd rather rip your clothes off.

I'll do the ripping. You rest.

[Meredith] Doctors practice deception
every day.

On our patients. On their families...

[Lexie] I'm putting in tarragon.

Not that I have any idea
what tarragon tastes like,

but I think when people use tarragon,

it makes them seem like they know
what they're doing. Basil can't do that.

Anybody can sling some basil
around the kitchen.

- Callie's pregnant.
- Oh, my God!

That's great. She loves babies.

Did they do a turkey baster
thing or something? I mean...

Wait a minute. OK, so wait...
Arizona just got back, and they...

...were they doing?
Wait, was this before they?

I saw the heartbeat today.

This is my kid. This is a part of me.

Please, is there any way that we can...

How the hell...

...did you get me
in this position twice?!

It's...

...unbelievable.

You are unbelievable!

[Meredith] But the worst deception
we practice is on ourselves.

My next Alzheimer's surgery
is tomorrow at seven.

Put your name on the board.

Which is why sometimes
it takes us a while to realize...

... that the truth has been
in front of us the whole time.