All language subtitles for alicewonderland1080.en.hi

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German Download
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:14,158 --> 00:01:17,368 Charles, you have finally lost your senses. 3 00:01:17,453 --> 00:01:19,245 This venture is impossible. 4 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:22,415 For some. Gentlemen, the only way to achieve the impossible 5 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:24,417 is to believe it is possible. 6 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:26,335 That kind of thinking could ruin you. 7 00:01:26,462 --> 00:01:28,421 I'm willing to take that chance. 8 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:33,092 Imagine trading posts in Rangoon, Bangkok, Jakarta... 9 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,516 The nightmare again? 10 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:47,148 I won't be long. 11 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:52,195 I'm falling down a dark hole, 12 00:01:53,489 --> 00:01:56,574 then I see strange creatures. 13 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:59,118 What kind of creatures? 14 00:01:59,203 --> 00:02:05,833 Well, there's a dodo bird, a rabbit in a waistcoat, a smiling cat. 15 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:08,002 I didn't know cats could smile. 16 00:02:08,337 --> 00:02:10,296 (SIGHING) Neither did I. 17 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:13,549 And there's a blue caterpillar. 18 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:16,302 Blue caterpillar. 19 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,095 Hmm. 20 00:02:19,223 --> 00:02:21,891 Do you think I've gone round the bend? 21 00:02:26,522 --> 00:02:31,943 I'm afraid so. You're mad, bonkers, off your head. 22 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:36,989 But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are. 23 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:38,115 (LAUGHING) 24 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:41,702 It's only a dream, Alice. Nothing can harm you there. 25 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:45,623 But if you get too frightened, you can always wake up. Like this. 26 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:46,916 (LAUGHING) Ow! 27 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:50,545 (SIGHING) 28 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:07,854 Must we go? 29 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,899 Doubt they'll notice if we never arrive. 30 00:03:11,984 --> 00:03:13,693 They will notice. 31 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:18,155 Where's your corset? 32 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:25,371 And no stockings. 33 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:26,706 I'm against them. 34 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:28,457 But you're not properly dressed. 35 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:31,043 Who's to say what is proper? 36 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:34,380 What if it was agreed that "proper" was wearing a codfish on your head? 37 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:36,549 - Would you wear it? - Alice. 38 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:39,343 To me, a corset is like a codfish. 39 00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:41,721 Please, not today. 40 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:43,848 Father would have laughed. 41 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:50,938 I'm sorry. I'm tired. I didn't sleep well last night. 42 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:53,441 Did you have bad dreams again? 43 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:54,984 Only one. 44 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:59,030 It's always the same, ever since I can remember. 45 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:01,657 Do you think that's normal? 46 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:04,452 Don't most people have different dreams? 47 00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:06,746 I don't know. 48 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:18,090 There. You're beautiful. 49 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:20,217 Now, can you manage a smile? 50 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,732 (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 51 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:40,071 At last. We thought you'd never arrive. 52 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:44,075 Alice, Hamish is waiting to dance with you. Go. 53 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:50,081 You do realize it's well past 4:00. 54 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:51,791 Now everything will have to be rushed through. 55 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:54,543 - I am sorry. - Oh, never mind! 56 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:02,885 Forgive my wife. She's been planning this affair for over 20 years. 57 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:06,097 If only Charles were here... 58 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:08,307 My condolences. 59 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:13,104 I think of your husband often. He was truly a man of vision. 60 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:18,317 I hope you don't think I've taken advantage of your misfortunes. 61 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:21,862 Of course not. I'm pleased that you purchased the company. 62 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:27,660 I was a fool for not investing in his mad venture when I had the chance. 63 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:30,162 Charles thought so, too. 64 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:32,540 (CLASSICAL MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 65 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:52,018 Hamish, do you ever tire of quadrille? 66 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:55,104 On the contrary. I find it invigorating. 67 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:00,026 (LAUGHS) 68 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:02,486 Do I amuse you? 69 00:06:02,571 --> 00:06:03,612 No. 70 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:06,824 I had a sudden vision of all the ladies in trousers 71 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:09,035 and the men wearing dresses. 72 00:06:09,161 --> 00:06:11,954 I think you'll do best to keep your visions to yourself. 73 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:14,457 When in doubt, remain silent. 74 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,169 (GEESE HONKING) 75 00:06:21,465 --> 00:06:22,506 (GASPS) 76 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:25,885 Pardon us, sir. Miss Kingsleigh is distracted today. 77 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:27,636 Where's your head? 78 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:30,639 I was wondering what it would be like to fly. 79 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:31,766 Why would you spend your time 80 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:34,018 thinking about such an impossible thing? 81 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:35,436 Why wouldn't I? 82 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,773 My father said he sometimes believed in six impossible things 83 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:39,982 before breakfast. 84 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:44,070 (SOFTLY) Come along. 85 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:50,367 Alice, meet me under the gazebo in precisely 10 minutes. 86 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:52,453 (FAITH EXHALING EXCITEDLY) 87 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:54,205 We have a secret to tell you. 88 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:56,332 If you're telling me, then it's not much of a secret. 89 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,918 - Perhaps we shouldn't. - We decided we should. 90 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:00,086 If we tell her, she won't be surprised. 91 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:03,089 - Will you be surprised? - Not if you tell me. 92 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:04,924 But now you've brought it up, you have to. 93 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:07,551 - No, we don't. - In fact, we won't. 94 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:10,262 I wonder if your mother knows 95 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:13,891 that you two swim naked in the Havershims' pond. 96 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:16,352 - You wouldn't. - Oh, but I would. 97 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:19,522 There's your mother right now. 98 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:21,607 Hamish is going to ask for your hand. 99 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,859 You've ruined the surprise! 100 00:07:24,736 --> 00:07:26,612 I could strangle them! 101 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:29,824 Everyone went to so much effort to keep the secret. 102 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:31,492 Does everyone know? 103 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:35,538 It's why they've all come. This is your engagement party. 104 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:39,708 Hamish will ask you under the gazebo. When you say yes... 105 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:42,336 But I don't know if I want to marry Hamish. 106 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:45,381 Who, then? You won't do better than a lord. 107 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:52,763 You'll soon be 20, Alice. That pretty face won't last forever. 108 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:56,725 You don't want to end up like Aunt Imogene. 109 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,228 And you don't want to be a burden on Mother, do you? 110 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,479 No. 111 00:08:00,564 --> 00:08:02,773 So you'll marry Hamish. 112 00:08:02,858 --> 00:08:04,650 You will be as happy as I am with Lowell, 113 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:06,193 and your life will be perfect. 114 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:07,820 It's already decided. 115 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:09,446 Alice, dear. 116 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:12,491 I'll leave you to it. 117 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:16,495 Shall we take a leisurely stroll through the garden, just you and me? 118 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:23,627 Do you know what I've always dreaded? 119 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:25,588 The decline of the aristocracy? 120 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:29,508 Ugly grandchildren. But you're lovely. 121 00:08:29,593 --> 00:08:33,053 You're bound to produce little... Imbeciles! 122 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:34,597 The gardeners have planted white roses 123 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:36,891 when I specifically asked for red. 124 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:39,143 You could always paint the roses red. 125 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,353 What an odd thing to say. 126 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:45,858 You should know that my son has extremely delicate digestion. 127 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:47,526 (RUSTLING) 128 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:50,446 - Did you see that? - See what? 129 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:53,199 - It was a rabbit, I think. - Nasty things. 130 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:55,951 I do enjoy setting the dogs on them. 131 00:08:56,494 --> 00:09:00,039 If you serve Hamish the wrong foods, he could get a blockage. 132 00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:01,332 (RUSTLING) 133 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:02,750 Did you see it that time? 134 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:04,126 - See what? - The rabbit. 135 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:05,794 Don't shout. 136 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:10,132 Now, pay attention. Hamish said you were easily distracted. 137 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:13,093 - What was I saying? - Hamish has a blockage. 138 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:18,224 I couldn't be more interested, but you'll have to excuse me. 139 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,980 Aunt Imogene. 140 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:30,027 I think I'm going mad. I keep seeing a rabbit in a waistcoat. 141 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:33,739 I can't be bothered with your fancy rabbit now. 142 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,908 I'm waiting for my fiancé. 143 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,494 - You have a fiancé? - Hmm. 144 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:40,788 (RUSTLING) 145 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,624 There! Did you see it? 146 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:46,126 He's a prince. 147 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:50,714 But, alas, he cannot marry me unless he renounces his throne. 148 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,175 It's tragic, isn't it? 149 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:54,677 Very. 150 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:05,938 Lowell? 151 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:08,816 Alice. We were just... 152 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:11,902 Hattie's an old friend. 153 00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:13,988 I can see you're very close. 154 00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:16,991 Look, you won't mention this to your sister, will you? 155 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:21,453 I don't know. I'm confused. I need time to think. 156 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:25,624 Well, think about Margaret. She'd never trust me again. 157 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:27,793 You don't want to ruin her marriage, do you? 158 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:28,919 Me? 159 00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:33,590 But I'm not the one who's sneaking around behind her back. 160 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:35,884 There you are. 161 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,316 Alice Kingsleigh... 162 00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:51,900 Hamish. 163 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:53,652 What is it? 164 00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:56,488 You have a caterpillar on your shoulder. 165 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:58,490 Ew. 166 00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:00,743 Don't hurt it. 167 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:08,542 You'll want to wash that finger. 168 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:14,590 Alice Kingsleigh, 169 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:21,972 will you be my wife? 170 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:26,894 Well, 171 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,273 everyone expects me to, 172 00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:34,526 and you're a lord. 173 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:39,281 My face won't last, and I don't want to end up like... 174 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:46,038 But this is happening so quickly. I... 175 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,041 I think I... 176 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:52,503 (WATCH TICKING) 177 00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:58,967 I think I... 178 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,137 I need a moment. 179 00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:26,161 (WATCH TICKING) 180 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:41,927 Hello. 181 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,639 (ALICE SCREAMING) 182 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:53,814 (CONTINUES SCREAMING) 183 00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:00,863 (EXCLAIMS) 184 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,427 (SCREAMING) 185 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:37,232 (RATTLING) 186 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,077 (GROANS) 187 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:08,597 (RATTLING) 188 00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:42,024 (SNIFFING) 189 00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:46,695 It's only a dream. 190 00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:51,867 (COUGHING) 191 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:32,866 DODO: You'd think she would remember all this from the first time. 192 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:36,662 MALLY: You've brought the wrong Alice. 193 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:39,623 McTWISP: No, she's the right one. I'm certain of it. 194 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,616 (CLOTH TEARING) 195 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:25,794 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 196 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,838 MALLY: She's the wrong Alice. 197 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,881 McTWISP: Give her a chance. 198 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:43,937 (COUGHING) 199 00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,653 (PIG GRUNTING) 200 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:44,998 (NEIGHING) 201 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,541 (SNARLING) 202 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:49,169 Curiouser and curiouser. 203 00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:57,010 I told you she's the right Alice. 204 00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,637 I am not convinced. 205 00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,180 McTWISP: How is that for gratitude? 206 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:03,767 I've been up there for weeks, trailing one Alice after the next, 207 00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:06,102 and I was almost eaten by other animals. 208 00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:07,395 Can you imagine? 209 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:12,275 They go about entirely unclothed, and they do their shukm in public. 210 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,986 - I had to avert my eyes. - Doesn't look anything like herself. 211 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:17,447 That's because she's the wrong Alice. 212 00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:20,283 - Lf she was, she might be. - Lf she isn't, she ain't. 213 00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:23,328 - But if she were so, she would be. - But she isn't, nohow. 214 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:26,706 How can I be the wrong Alice when this is my dream? 215 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,709 And who are you, if I might ask? 216 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,419 Oh, I'm Tweedledee, he's Tweedledum. 217 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,547 Contrariwise, I'm Tweedledum, he's Tweedledee. 218 00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:35,340 We should consult Absolem. 219 00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:37,717 Exactly. Absolem will know who she is. 220 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:40,220 - I'll escort you. - Hey, it's not being your turn. 221 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,471 So unfair. 222 00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:43,265 - Hey, leave off! - Let go! 223 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,934 - Are they always this way? - Family trait. 224 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,894 You can both escort her. 225 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,609 (WHINNYING) 226 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:59,197 - Who is this Absolem? - He's wise. He's absolute. 227 00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:00,949 He's Absolem. 228 00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:26,474 Who are you? 229 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,227 Absolem? 230 00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:35,650 You're not Absolem, I'm Absolem. The question is, who are you? 231 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,736 (COUGHING) Alice. 232 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,321 We shall see. 233 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:42,824 What do you mean by that? I ought to know who I am. 234 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:48,705 Yes, you ought, stupid girl. Unroll the Oraculum. 235 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:59,841 The Oraculum, being a calendrical compendium of Underland. 236 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:06,139 - It's a calendar. - ABSOLEM: Compendium. 237 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:11,186 It tells of each and every day since the Beginning. 238 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:16,149 Today is Griblig Day in the time of the Red Queen. 239 00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:21,404 Show her the Frabjous Day. 240 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:25,116 Mmm. Yeah, Frabjous being the day you slay the Jabberwocky. 241 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:28,787 Sorry? Slay a what? 242 00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:31,581 Oh, yeah. That being you, there, with the Vorpal sword. 243 00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:34,501 No other swords can kill the Jabberwocky, nohow. 244 00:21:34,585 --> 00:21:37,128 If it ain't Vorpal, it ain't dead. 245 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,255 That's not me! 246 00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:40,590 I know! 247 00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:45,136 Resolve this for us, Absolem. Is she the right Alice? 248 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:47,430 Not hardly. 249 00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:53,311 - I told you. - McTWISP: Oh, dear. 250 00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:55,230 - I said so. - I said so. 251 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,898 TWEEDLEDUM: Contrariwise, you said she might be. 252 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,817 No, you said she would be if she was. 253 00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:02,904 (SCOFFING) Little impostor. Pretending to be Alice. She should be ashamed. 254 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,948 I was so certain of you. 255 00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:08,034 I'm sorry. I don't mean to be the wrong Alice. 256 00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:12,038 Wait, this is my dream. 257 00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:15,917 I'm going to wake up now and you'll all disappear. 258 00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:26,636 That's odd. Pinching usually does the trick. 259 00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:28,930 I could stick you, if that would help. 260 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:32,267 - It might, actually. Thank you. - My pleasure. 261 00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:34,019 Ow! 262 00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:36,354 (GROWLING) 263 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,566 - Bandersnatch! - Bandersnatch! 264 00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:41,776 (ROARING) 265 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:51,745 (SQUAWKING) 266 00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:00,211 (PANTING) 267 00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:13,433 (SQUAWKS) 268 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,648 (ROARS) 269 00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:30,575 Wait. 270 00:23:31,285 --> 00:23:32,660 (GROWLING) 271 00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:36,498 It's only a dream. Nothing can hurt me. 272 00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:42,253 What's she doing? 273 00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:45,006 Can't hurt me. Can't hurt me. 274 00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:47,342 (ROARING) 275 00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:52,347 Run, you great lug! 276 00:23:56,894 --> 00:23:58,520 (ROARING IN PAIN) 277 00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:37,183 (NEIGHING) 278 00:24:57,246 --> 00:24:58,997 This way, east to Queast. 279 00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:00,623 No, south to Snud. 280 00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:02,167 No. No, no. This way. 281 00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:03,668 (JUBJUB BIRD SCREECHING) 282 00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:07,463 (BOTH EXCLAIMING) 283 00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:13,469 (SCREECHING) 284 00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:15,054 (BOTH SCREAMING) 285 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:53,718 Someone has stolen three of my tarts! 286 00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:04,812 - Did you steal them? - No, Your Majesty. 287 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:06,731 - Did you? - No, Your Majesty. 288 00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:09,317 - Did you steal them? - No, Your Majesty. 289 00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:27,335 (SWALLOWING) 290 00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:44,227 (WHISPERING) Did you steal my tarts? 291 00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:46,854 No, Your Majesty. 292 00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:55,280 (WHISPERING) Squimberry juice. 293 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:58,366 - I was so hungry! I didn't mean to! - Off with his head! 294 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,618 My family! Oh, please, please don't! 295 00:27:00,703 --> 00:27:02,870 No! I have little ones to look after! 296 00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:04,455 Go to his house and collect the little ones. 297 00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:06,791 I love tadpoles on toast almost as much as I love caviar. 298 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:08,668 Yes, Your Majesty. 299 00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:13,673 Drink! 300 00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:20,054 Majesty? 301 00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:28,021 Ilosovic Stayne, you knave, where have you been lurking? 302 00:27:29,023 --> 00:27:34,694 Majesty, I have found the Oraculum. 303 00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:40,241 That? Looks so ordinary for an oracle. 304 00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:42,994 Look here, on the Frabjous Day. 305 00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:49,083 I'd know that tangled mess of hair anywhere. 306 00:27:49,251 --> 00:27:50,752 Is it Alice? 307 00:27:51,253 --> 00:27:52,879 I believe it is. 308 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:56,007 What's she doing with my darling Jabberwocky? 309 00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:58,343 She appears to be slaying it. 310 00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:01,471 She killed my Jabber-baby-wocky? 311 00:28:01,555 --> 00:28:06,225 Not yet, but it will happen if we don't stop her. 312 00:28:06,852 --> 00:28:09,687 Find Alice, Stayne. Find her! 313 00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:12,106 (YELPING) 314 00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:15,485 Find the scent of human girl and earn your freedom. 315 00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:17,945 For my wife and pups, as well? 316 00:28:20,074 --> 00:28:21,991 Everyone will go home. 317 00:28:26,622 --> 00:28:27,955 (SNIFFING) 318 00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:29,665 (BARKS) 319 00:28:35,506 --> 00:28:38,424 Dogs will believe anything. 320 00:28:38,509 --> 00:28:39,967 (CHUCKLING) 321 00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:15,962 It looks like you ran afoul of something with wicked claws. 322 00:29:16,797 --> 00:29:18,297 And I'm still dreaming. 323 00:29:18,382 --> 00:29:20,299 What did that to you? 324 00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:24,178 - Banner or Bander... - The Bandersnatch? 325 00:29:24,513 --> 00:29:26,931 Well, I'd better have a look. 326 00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:28,683 What are you doing? 327 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:32,437 It needs to be purified by someone with evaporating skills, 328 00:29:32,521 --> 00:29:35,731 or it will fester and putrefy. 329 00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:40,611 I'd rather you didn't. I'll be fine as soon as I wake up. 330 00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:43,531 At least let me bind it for you. 331 00:29:44,825 --> 00:29:48,244 - What do you call yourself? - Alice. 332 00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:50,163 The Alice? 333 00:29:51,248 --> 00:29:55,668 - There's been some debate about that. - I never get involved in politics. 334 00:29:56,086 --> 00:29:58,129 You'd best be on your way. 335 00:29:58,672 --> 00:30:02,675 What way? All I want to do is wake up from this dream. 336 00:30:02,885 --> 00:30:04,260 Fine. 337 00:30:04,386 --> 00:30:08,973 Then I'll take you to the Hare and the Hatter, but that's the end of it. 338 00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:18,858 Coming? 339 00:30:43,425 --> 00:30:45,092 (MARCH HARE SNORING) 340 00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:47,678 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 341 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:49,680 (EXCLAIMS) 342 00:30:49,765 --> 00:30:50,765 (YAWNING) 343 00:30:57,773 --> 00:30:59,273 (STAMMERING) 344 00:31:09,368 --> 00:31:10,451 Watch what you're doing! 345 00:31:10,536 --> 00:31:11,994 Hey, watch it! 346 00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:16,916 Okay, okay. All right. 347 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,417 It's you. 348 00:31:18,502 --> 00:31:22,046 No, it's not. McTwisp brought us the wrong Alice. 349 00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,756 It's the wrong Alice! 350 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,633 It's absolutely Alice. 351 00:31:25,759 --> 00:31:28,678 You're absolutely Alice. I'd know you anywhere. 352 00:31:28,762 --> 00:31:30,680 I'd know him anywhere. 353 00:31:30,764 --> 00:31:32,723 (BOTH GIGGLING) 354 00:31:32,808 --> 00:31:35,560 HATTER: Well, as you can see, we're still having tea. 355 00:31:35,644 --> 00:31:39,397 And it's all because I was obliged to kill Time waiting for your return. 356 00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:42,316 You're terribly late, you know. Naughty. 357 00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:46,487 Well, anyway, Time became quite offended and stopped altogether. 358 00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:48,072 Not a tick ever since. 359 00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:49,657 (LAUGHING) 360 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:52,410 - Cup. - Time can be funny in dreams. 361 00:31:52,494 --> 00:31:54,412 Yes, yes, of course, but now you're back, you see, 362 00:31:54,496 --> 00:31:56,414 and we need to get on to the Frabjous Day. 363 00:31:56,498 --> 00:31:58,374 - Frabjous Day! - Frabjous Day! 364 00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:01,919 I'm investigating things that begin with the letter "M." 365 00:32:03,338 --> 00:32:06,132 (WHISPERING) Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk? 366 00:32:06,216 --> 00:32:07,258 (ALL SPEAKING OUTLANDISH) 367 00:32:07,342 --> 00:32:09,010 - Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid! - Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid! 368 00:32:09,094 --> 00:32:11,470 - What? - Down with the Bloody Big Head, 369 00:32:11,555 --> 00:32:14,015 the Bloody Big Head being the Red Queen. 370 00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:16,767 Come, come. We simply must commence with the slaying and such. 371 00:32:16,852 --> 00:32:18,769 Therefore, it is high time to forgive and forget 372 00:32:18,854 --> 00:32:20,813 or forget and forgive, whichever comes first 373 00:32:20,897 --> 00:32:24,150 or is, in any case, most convenient. I'm waiting. 374 00:32:24,234 --> 00:32:26,652 (CHUCKLES) Hey. It's tick-tick... It's ticking again. 375 00:32:26,737 --> 00:32:31,240 All this talk of blood and slaying has put me off my tea. 376 00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:32,575 Ah. 377 00:32:33,535 --> 00:32:38,623 The entire world is falling to ruin and poor Chessur's off his tea. 378 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:41,876 What happened that day was not my fault. 379 00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:43,628 (INHALING SHARPLY) 380 00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:46,172 Oh, dear. 381 00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:49,884 You ran out on them to save your own skin, 382 00:32:50,052 --> 00:32:54,096 you guddler's scuttish pilgar lickering shukm juggling sluking urpal. 383 00:32:54,181 --> 00:32:55,890 Bar lom muck egg brimni! 384 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,224 Hatter! 385 00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:00,478 - Thank you. - (EXCLAIMING) Meow. 386 00:33:01,063 --> 00:33:02,104 I'm fine. 387 00:33:02,189 --> 00:33:05,608 What's wrong with you, Tarrant? You used to be the life of the party. 388 00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:08,694 You used to do the best Futterwacken in all of Witzend. 389 00:33:08,779 --> 00:33:10,988 - Futter what? - Futterwacken! 390 00:33:11,073 --> 00:33:12,198 It's a dance. 391 00:33:12,282 --> 00:33:13,324 (LAUGHING) 392 00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:16,077 On the Frabjous Day, 393 00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:19,664 when the White Queen once again wears the crown, 394 00:33:19,748 --> 00:33:25,670 on that day, I shall Futterwacken vigorously. 395 00:33:25,754 --> 00:33:27,004 (ALL LAUGHING) 396 00:33:27,089 --> 00:33:28,631 (HORSE NEIGHING) 397 00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:30,049 Oh, no. 398 00:33:31,551 --> 00:33:32,885 Uh-oh. 399 00:33:33,762 --> 00:33:35,805 (GASPING) The Knave. 400 00:33:35,889 --> 00:33:37,098 Goodbye. 401 00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:39,266 MARCH HARE: Hide her! 402 00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:41,018 Drink this quickly. 403 00:33:41,103 --> 00:33:42,269 (ALICE COUGHING) 404 00:33:42,938 --> 00:33:44,730 Quick! Hide her! 405 00:33:48,110 --> 00:33:49,485 Oh, dear. 406 00:33:53,615 --> 00:33:54,657 Aye. 407 00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:58,536 Mind your head. 408 00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:08,754 (NEIGHING) 409 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:11,465 (BAYARD SNIFFING) 410 00:34:12,676 --> 00:34:13,801 Let me out! 411 00:34:16,638 --> 00:34:22,727 Well, if it's not my favorite trio of lunatics. 412 00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:25,271 MALLY: Would you like to join us? 413 00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:26,439 (SNICKERING) 414 00:34:26,523 --> 00:34:28,482 You're all late for tea! 415 00:34:30,152 --> 00:34:32,153 (BOTH LAUGHING) 416 00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:37,491 We're looking for the girl called Alice. 417 00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:41,203 Speaking of the Queen, here is a little song we used to sing in her honor. 418 00:34:41,288 --> 00:34:42,329 (ALL SINGING) 419 00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:44,457 - Twinkle Twinkle little bat - Twinkle Twinkle little bat 420 00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:46,584 - How I wonder where you're at - How I wonder where you're at 421 00:34:46,668 --> 00:34:48,586 - Up a... - Up a... 422 00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:52,840 If you're hiding her, you'll lose your heads. 423 00:34:52,966 --> 00:34:54,592 (HOARSELY) Already lost them. 424 00:34:54,676 --> 00:34:55,968 (BOTH LAUGHING) 425 00:34:56,052 --> 00:34:57,386 All together now! 426 00:34:57,471 --> 00:34:59,430 - Up above the world you fly - Up above the world you fly 427 00:34:59,514 --> 00:35:01,766 - Like a tea tray in the sky - Like a tea tray in the sky 428 00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:04,435 - Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle - Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle 429 00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:06,604 - Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle - Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle 430 00:35:06,688 --> 00:35:08,814 - Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle... - Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle... 431 00:35:09,024 --> 00:35:10,065 Oh! 432 00:35:11,485 --> 00:35:12,860 (GROWLING) 433 00:35:14,696 --> 00:35:16,906 Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid! 434 00:35:20,911 --> 00:35:22,953 Would you like some cream? 435 00:35:23,038 --> 00:35:24,622 (BARKING) 436 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:29,293 - Would you like a slice of Battenberg? - Follow the bloodhound. 437 00:35:30,504 --> 00:35:32,296 - MALLY: Sugar? - Yes, please. 438 00:35:33,507 --> 00:35:36,383 - Oh, that's lovely. - You're all mad. 439 00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:38,385 Thanks very much. 440 00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,221 - (CUP SMASHING) - (ALL LAUGHING) 441 00:35:40,305 --> 00:35:42,014 MALLY: Pass the scones, please. 442 00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:46,393 - MARCH HARE: That one there. - Oh! Pardon. 443 00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:48,562 MALLY: Yes. MARCH HARE: Yep, aye. 444 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:50,064 One moment. 445 00:35:55,904 --> 00:35:57,154 (CUTTING CLOTH) 446 00:35:58,198 --> 00:35:59,907 There. Yes. 447 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,992 Try this on for size. 448 00:36:06,248 --> 00:36:08,040 (ALICE KNOCKING ON TEAPOT) 449 00:36:08,542 --> 00:36:09,792 Oh. 450 00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:14,964 I like it. 451 00:36:15,048 --> 00:36:18,676 Good thing the bloodhound is one of us, or you'd be... 452 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,344 What do they want with me? 453 00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:22,471 (EXCLAIMING) Wait a minute, best take her to the White Queen. 454 00:36:22,556 --> 00:36:25,266 She'll be safe there. Spoon... 455 00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:29,311 Your carriage, milady. 456 00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:31,856 - The hat? - Of course. 457 00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:33,732 Anyone can go by horse or rail, 458 00:36:33,817 --> 00:36:38,863 but the absolute best way to travel is by hat. Have I made a rhyme? 459 00:36:38,947 --> 00:36:40,030 (MALLY AND MARCH HARE LAUGHING) 460 00:36:40,115 --> 00:36:42,241 Oh, I love traveling by hat. 461 00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:45,494 Mally. Just Alice, please. Fairfarren, all. 462 00:36:45,829 --> 00:36:47,955 What do you mean? Wait. Gae! 463 00:36:53,628 --> 00:36:59,174 "'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe 464 00:36:59,301 --> 00:37:03,095 "All mimsy were the borogoves And the mome raths outgrabe" 465 00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:04,972 Sorry, what was that? 466 00:37:05,891 --> 00:37:07,474 What was what? 467 00:37:10,145 --> 00:37:15,399 "The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame Jaws that bite and claws that catch! 468 00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:19,820 "'Beware the Jabberwock, my son! And the frumious Bandersnatch! ' 469 00:37:21,489 --> 00:37:26,952 "He took his Vorpal sword in hand The Vorpal blade went snicker-snack! 470 00:37:27,037 --> 00:37:32,333 "He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back" 471 00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:36,921 It's all about you, you know. 472 00:37:37,339 --> 00:37:41,842 I'm not slaying anything. I don't slay, so put it out of your mind. 473 00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:47,890 Mind. 474 00:37:54,731 --> 00:37:57,066 Wait! You can't leave me here! 475 00:38:00,236 --> 00:38:01,904 You don't slay. 476 00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:05,532 Do you have any idea what the Red Queen has done? 477 00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:07,284 You don't slay. 478 00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,870 I couldn't if I wanted to. 479 00:38:12,248 --> 00:38:14,875 You're not the same as you were before. 480 00:38:15,251 --> 00:38:20,297 You were much more muchier. You've lost your muchness. 481 00:38:21,216 --> 00:38:22,716 My "muchness"? 482 00:38:23,343 --> 00:38:25,719 In there. Something's missing. 483 00:38:26,346 --> 00:38:28,722 Tell me what Red Queen has done. 484 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:33,268 It's not a pretty story. 485 00:38:33,937 --> 00:38:35,479 Tell me anyway. 486 00:38:47,117 --> 00:38:48,867 It was here. 487 00:38:49,911 --> 00:38:52,871 I was hatter to the White Queen at the time. 488 00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:57,376 Hightopp clan have always been employed at court. 489 00:39:01,256 --> 00:39:03,090 (MEDIEVAL MUSIC PLAYING) 490 00:39:05,093 --> 00:39:06,635 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 491 00:39:13,935 --> 00:39:15,853 (JABBERWOCKY ROARING) 492 00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:22,359 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 493 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,896 (NEIGHING) 494 00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:51,281 Hatter? Hatter! 495 00:40:52,534 --> 00:40:53,909 I'm fine. 496 00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:56,120 Are you? 497 00:40:56,204 --> 00:40:57,412 (BAYARD BARKING) 498 00:40:58,957 --> 00:41:02,209 Did you hear that? I'm certain I heard something. 499 00:41:03,044 --> 00:41:04,128 What? 500 00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:05,212 (BAYARD BARKING) 501 00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:06,839 Oh! Red Knights. 502 00:41:11,386 --> 00:41:12,553 (SNIFFING) 503 00:41:17,058 --> 00:41:18,225 (BARKING) 504 00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:43,667 Go south to Trotter's Bottom. 505 00:41:43,751 --> 00:41:46,336 The White Queen's castle is just beyond. 506 00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:48,046 Hold on tightly. 507 00:41:51,801 --> 00:41:54,094 Down with the bloody Red Queen! 508 00:42:43,978 --> 00:42:45,604 (BAYARD SNIFFING) 509 00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:57,616 You were supposed to lead them away! The Hatter trusted you! 510 00:42:57,700 --> 00:42:59,826 They have my wife and pups. 511 00:43:00,370 --> 00:43:02,663 - What's your name? - Bayard. 512 00:43:03,122 --> 00:43:04,164 Sit! 513 00:43:06,459 --> 00:43:09,461 Would your name be Alice, by any chance? 514 00:43:09,545 --> 00:43:12,256 Yes, but I'm not the one that everyone's talking about. 515 00:43:12,340 --> 00:43:15,926 The Hatter would not have given himself up just for any Alice. 516 00:43:16,010 --> 00:43:17,636 Where did they take him? 517 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:21,098 To the Red Queen's castle at Salazen Grum. 518 00:43:21,182 --> 00:43:23,141 We're going to rescue him. 519 00:43:23,226 --> 00:43:24,643 That is not foretold. 520 00:43:24,727 --> 00:43:28,438 I don't care. He wouldn't be there if it weren't for me. 521 00:43:28,523 --> 00:43:31,149 The Frabjous Day is almost upon us. 522 00:43:31,234 --> 00:43:33,819 You must prepare to meet the Jabberwocky. 523 00:43:33,903 --> 00:43:35,779 From the moment I fell down that rabbit hole, 524 00:43:35,863 --> 00:43:38,657 I've been told what I must do and who I must be. 525 00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:42,661 I've been shrunk, stretched, scratched and stuffed into a teapot. 526 00:43:42,745 --> 00:43:46,957 I've been accused of being Alice and of not being Alice, but this is my dream. 527 00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:49,167 I'll decide where it goes from here. 528 00:43:49,252 --> 00:43:51,003 If you diverge from the path... 529 00:43:51,087 --> 00:43:52,879 I make the path. 530 00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:07,728 Take me to Salazen Grum, Bayard, and don't forget the hat. 531 00:44:54,275 --> 00:44:55,984 There's only one way across. 532 00:45:02,617 --> 00:45:04,785 Lost my muchness, have I? 533 00:45:48,704 --> 00:45:50,372 Bayard! The hat! 534 00:46:20,361 --> 00:46:21,903 Your Majesty. 535 00:46:22,029 --> 00:46:23,989 (FLAMINGO SQUAWKING) 536 00:46:29,871 --> 00:46:30,871 (SQUEAKING) 537 00:46:30,955 --> 00:46:32,372 So sorry. 538 00:46:41,757 --> 00:46:43,216 Splendid shot! 539 00:46:46,554 --> 00:46:48,388 Where's my ball? Page! 540 00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:50,182 Yes, Your Majesty. 541 00:46:50,475 --> 00:46:52,267 (SQUEAKING) 542 00:46:52,894 --> 00:46:54,644 (SHUSHING) I want to help you. 543 00:46:56,189 --> 00:46:57,731 (RUSTLING) 544 00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:02,611 Well, if it isn't the wrong Alice. 545 00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:05,780 What brings you here? Mmm? 546 00:47:05,865 --> 00:47:07,491 I've come to rescue the Hatter. 547 00:47:07,575 --> 00:47:10,243 You're not rescuing anyone being the size of a gerbil. 548 00:47:10,369 --> 00:47:12,996 Well, do you have any more of that cake that made me grow before? 549 00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:16,041 Upelkuchen? Actually, I might have some left. 550 00:47:25,635 --> 00:47:27,219 Not all of it! 551 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:30,972 Oh, no! Stop! No, no, no, don't. Don't do that! 552 00:47:32,433 --> 00:47:33,600 Page! 553 00:47:34,977 --> 00:47:36,311 Oh, dear. 554 00:47:41,734 --> 00:47:43,610 And what is this? 555 00:47:43,694 --> 00:47:47,739 It... It's a "who," Majesty. This is, um... 556 00:47:49,242 --> 00:47:50,283 Um? 557 00:47:51,410 --> 00:47:53,370 From Umbradge. 558 00:47:53,454 --> 00:47:55,664 What happened to your clothes? 559 00:47:55,748 --> 00:47:59,876 I outgrew them. I've been growing an awful lot lately. 560 00:47:59,961 --> 00:48:04,756 I tower over everyone in Umbradge. They laugh at me. 561 00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:08,134 So I've come to you, hoping you might understand what it's like. 562 00:48:08,219 --> 00:48:09,678 My dear girl, 563 00:48:09,762 --> 00:48:13,306 anyone with a head that large is welcome in my court. 564 00:48:13,391 --> 00:48:14,641 Someone find her some clothes! 565 00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:18,478 Use the curtains if you must, but clothe this enormous girl. 566 00:48:27,989 --> 00:48:29,656 I need a pig here! 567 00:48:31,492 --> 00:48:32,534 (GRUNTING) 568 00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:34,077 (RED QUEEN SIGHING) 569 00:48:35,329 --> 00:48:38,415 I love a warm pig belly for my aching feet. 570 00:48:38,499 --> 00:48:41,251 - Would you like one, Um? - No, thank you. 571 00:48:41,335 --> 00:48:42,544 Sit! 572 00:48:43,379 --> 00:48:44,838 (CHITTERING) 573 00:48:44,964 --> 00:48:46,172 Sit! 574 00:48:49,885 --> 00:48:51,136 Go away. 575 00:48:54,348 --> 00:48:57,350 Where are my fat boys? You must meet them. 576 00:48:57,476 --> 00:48:58,727 Fat boys! 577 00:49:01,147 --> 00:49:04,441 Oh. There they are. Aren't they adorable? 578 00:49:04,525 --> 00:49:08,361 They have the oddest way of speaking. Speak, boys. Amuse us. 579 00:49:09,447 --> 00:49:11,156 Go on. 580 00:49:13,993 --> 00:49:15,118 (MOUTHING) No. 581 00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:16,369 Speak! 582 00:49:17,830 --> 00:49:20,707 - Is that being... - No, no, it isn't. Not a bit. No. 583 00:49:20,791 --> 00:49:22,584 Contrariwise, I believe it's so. 584 00:49:22,668 --> 00:49:24,669 No, it ain't so, nohow! 585 00:49:25,379 --> 00:49:26,880 (GIGGLING) 586 00:49:28,049 --> 00:49:30,842 I love my fat boys. Now, get out. 587 00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:41,895 - He did pinch me. - He did pinch me. 588 00:49:43,773 --> 00:49:45,065 (GASPING) 589 00:50:00,581 --> 00:50:04,334 And who is this lovely creature? 590 00:50:07,171 --> 00:50:08,713 Um, my new favorite. 591 00:50:08,798 --> 00:50:10,632 - Well, does she have a name? - Um. 592 00:50:10,716 --> 00:50:13,843 I believe your name has slipped the Queen's mind. 593 00:50:13,928 --> 00:50:15,970 Her name is Um, idiot! 594 00:50:17,807 --> 00:50:19,474 From Umbradge. 595 00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:21,184 Any luck with the prisoner? 596 00:50:21,268 --> 00:50:22,769 He's stubborn. 597 00:50:23,771 --> 00:50:26,940 You're too soft. Bring him! 598 00:50:29,235 --> 00:50:30,443 (DOOR CREAKING) 599 00:50:34,615 --> 00:50:35,740 (PIG SQUEALING) 600 00:50:44,625 --> 00:50:46,584 (SHACKLES CLATTERING) 601 00:50:51,132 --> 00:50:53,425 We know Alice has returned to Underland. 602 00:50:53,509 --> 00:50:55,510 Do you know where she is? 603 00:50:57,471 --> 00:51:01,224 I've been considering things that begin with the letter "M." 604 00:51:01,726 --> 00:51:08,481 Moron, mutiny, murder, malice. 605 00:51:08,816 --> 00:51:12,068 We're looking for an "A" word now. Where is Alice? 606 00:51:13,154 --> 00:51:16,489 Who, that wee little boy? (LAUGHS) I wouldn't know. 607 00:51:17,742 --> 00:51:19,784 What if I take off your head? Will you know then? 608 00:51:19,869 --> 00:51:21,202 (LAUGHING MANICALLY) 609 00:51:21,704 --> 00:51:23,037 Stop that. 610 00:51:24,039 --> 00:51:27,167 What a regrettably large head you have. 611 00:51:27,251 --> 00:51:29,377 I should very much like to hat it. 612 00:51:29,462 --> 00:51:30,920 - Hat it? - Yes. 613 00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:33,757 I used to hat the White Queen, you know. 614 00:51:33,841 --> 00:51:35,633 Wasn't very much to work with, poor dear. 615 00:51:35,718 --> 00:51:37,510 Her head is so small. 616 00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:40,263 It's tiny. It's a pimple of a head. 617 00:51:40,347 --> 00:51:41,723 But this... 618 00:51:42,475 --> 00:51:48,521 What I could do with this monument, this orb... 619 00:51:49,064 --> 00:51:53,902 Nay, this magnificently heroic globe. 620 00:51:57,531 --> 00:51:59,199 What could you do? 621 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:02,911 Unbind him, Stayne. 622 00:52:03,496 --> 00:52:06,122 How can he work if his hands are bound? 623 00:52:14,673 --> 00:52:17,675 Well, then, shall it be a bonnet or a boater? 624 00:52:18,552 --> 00:52:20,762 Or something for the boudoir? 625 00:52:21,597 --> 00:52:27,811 Cloche, dunce hat, death cap, coif, snood, barboosh, pugree, yarmulke, 626 00:52:27,895 --> 00:52:31,189 cockle hat, porkpie, tam o'shanter, billycock, bicorne, tricorne, bandeau, 627 00:52:31,273 --> 00:52:32,857 bongrace, fan-tail, night cap, Garibaldi, fez... 628 00:52:32,942 --> 00:52:34,150 Hatter. 629 00:52:34,735 --> 00:52:35,777 Fez? 630 00:52:39,949 --> 00:52:41,241 Leave us. 631 00:52:54,004 --> 00:52:55,505 The trees seem sad. 632 00:52:55,589 --> 00:52:58,508 - Have you been speaking with them? - Yes, Your Majesty. 633 00:52:58,592 --> 00:53:00,635 Perhaps a bit more kindly. 634 00:53:03,764 --> 00:53:06,933 Would you all excuse me for a moment? Thank you. 635 00:53:17,278 --> 00:53:21,114 - What news, Bayard? - Alice has returned to Underland. 636 00:53:21,949 --> 00:53:24,993 - Where is she now? - In Salazen Grum. 637 00:53:25,619 --> 00:53:29,622 Forgive me. I allowed her to divert from her destined path. 638 00:53:29,707 --> 00:53:34,377 No, no, no, no. But that is exactly where she will find the Vorpal sword. 639 00:53:35,254 --> 00:53:38,923 We have our champion. Rest now. You've done well. 640 00:53:53,939 --> 00:53:55,148 (SQUEAKING) 641 00:53:57,318 --> 00:53:59,652 ALICE: Have you seen a hat around here? 642 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,792 You must find Alice, Stayne. 643 00:54:14,877 --> 00:54:15,919 Without the Jabberwocky, 644 00:54:16,003 --> 00:54:19,172 my sister's followers will surely rise against me. 645 00:54:20,174 --> 00:54:23,426 Ugly little sister. Why do they adore her and not me? 646 00:54:23,802 --> 00:54:30,224 STAYNE: I cannot fathom it. You are far superior in all ways. 647 00:54:30,601 --> 00:54:31,976 RED QUEEN: I know. 648 00:54:32,061 --> 00:54:35,104 But Mirana can make anyone fall in love with her. 649 00:54:35,189 --> 00:54:37,357 Men, women, 650 00:54:38,901 --> 00:54:40,193 (ANIMALS GRUNTING) 651 00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:43,363 Even the furniture. 652 00:54:45,324 --> 00:54:47,116 Even the King? 653 00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:57,335 I had to do it. He would have left me. 654 00:54:59,755 --> 00:55:06,260 Majesty, is it not better to be feared than loved? 655 00:55:08,514 --> 00:55:10,306 Not certain anymore. 656 00:55:12,101 --> 00:55:15,269 Oh, let her have the rabble. I don't need them. 657 00:55:16,021 --> 00:55:17,397 I have you. 658 00:55:37,042 --> 00:55:38,668 They're wonderful. 659 00:55:40,546 --> 00:55:42,797 You must let me try one on. 660 00:55:42,881 --> 00:55:45,758 It is good to be working at my trade again. 661 00:55:47,094 --> 00:55:50,221 It's just a pity you have to make them for her. 662 00:55:54,935 --> 00:55:57,061 What is the hatter with me? 663 00:55:58,397 --> 00:55:59,605 Hatter? 664 00:56:03,610 --> 00:56:04,736 (CHAINS RATTLING) 665 00:56:04,820 --> 00:56:06,279 (THUNDER CRASHING) 666 00:56:10,659 --> 00:56:11,951 Hatter. 667 00:56:13,829 --> 00:56:17,206 Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk? 668 00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:20,084 I'm frightened, Alice. 669 00:56:20,335 --> 00:56:23,421 I don't like it in here. It's terribly crowded. 670 00:56:26,884 --> 00:56:28,468 Have I gone mad? 671 00:56:33,265 --> 00:56:36,476 I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. 672 00:56:38,270 --> 00:56:42,065 But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are. 673 00:56:49,823 --> 00:56:50,990 Here. 674 00:56:54,453 --> 00:56:57,163 That's better. You look yourself again. 675 00:57:00,334 --> 00:57:02,043 RED QUEEN: Hat man! Where are my hats? 676 00:57:02,127 --> 00:57:03,753 I'm not a patient monarch! 677 00:57:03,837 --> 00:57:06,422 I'm told she keeps the Vorpal sword hidden in the castle. 678 00:57:06,507 --> 00:57:08,299 The rabbit will help you. 679 00:57:08,383 --> 00:57:11,636 Find it, Alice. Take it to the White Queen. 680 00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:13,596 We'll go to the White Queen together. 681 00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:17,517 Why is it you're always too small or too tall? 682 00:57:30,364 --> 00:57:32,073 - Tweedles. - Alice. 683 00:57:32,157 --> 00:57:34,408 - How do you do, again? - Where's the rabbit? 684 00:57:34,493 --> 00:57:36,327 How is it you're being so great big? 685 00:57:36,411 --> 00:57:38,621 She ain't great big, this is how she normal is. 686 00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:40,790 I'm certain she's smaller when we met. 687 00:57:40,874 --> 00:57:44,669 No, she drank the pishsalver to get through the door, recall it? 688 00:57:44,753 --> 00:57:45,795 Oh, yeah. 689 00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:47,713 - Where's the rabbit? - BOTH: Over theres. 690 00:57:57,099 --> 00:57:59,642 - MALLY: What are you doing here? - I'm rescuing the Hatter. 691 00:57:59,726 --> 00:58:01,144 I'm rescuing the Hatter. 692 00:58:01,228 --> 00:58:04,981 He told me that the Vorpal sword is hidden in the castle. Help me find it. 693 00:58:05,065 --> 00:58:07,942 I don't take orders from big, clumsy, galumphing... 694 00:58:08,026 --> 00:58:09,110 Shoo! 695 00:58:13,282 --> 00:58:16,868 - What is it, McTwisp? - I know where the sword is. 696 00:58:21,915 --> 00:58:23,374 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 697 00:58:23,458 --> 00:58:25,501 The sword's hidden inside. 698 00:58:27,129 --> 00:58:28,921 Be careful, Alice. 699 00:58:38,599 --> 00:58:40,266 I know that smell. 700 00:58:44,313 --> 00:58:45,605 (SNORING) 701 00:58:49,610 --> 00:58:51,569 I'm not going in there. 702 00:58:52,613 --> 00:58:55,031 Look what that thing did to my arm. 703 00:58:55,115 --> 00:58:58,743 Dear, oh, dear. Why haven't you mentioned this? 704 00:58:58,827 --> 00:59:00,870 It wasn't this bad before. 705 00:59:01,788 --> 00:59:03,122 (HYPERVENTILATING) 706 00:59:16,511 --> 00:59:19,972 Hatter? Where are you? 707 00:59:21,892 --> 00:59:23,142 Hatter? 708 00:59:24,102 --> 00:59:25,144 Mallymkun. 709 00:59:26,104 --> 00:59:28,439 Do you still have the Bandersnatch eye? 710 00:59:28,523 --> 00:59:29,899 Right here. 711 00:59:30,651 --> 00:59:32,944 - I need it. - Come and get it. 712 00:59:35,113 --> 00:59:36,781 Hey! Give it back! 713 00:59:49,378 --> 00:59:50,920 I like you, Um. 714 00:59:52,798 --> 00:59:54,966 I like largeness. 715 00:59:56,301 --> 00:59:58,010 Get away from me. 716 01:00:04,851 --> 01:00:06,352 (BANDERSNATCH SNORING) 717 01:00:08,355 --> 01:00:10,189 (CREAKING) 718 01:00:15,404 --> 01:00:17,071 I have your eye. 719 01:00:17,197 --> 01:00:18,698 (GROWLING) 720 01:00:53,442 --> 01:00:54,859 (LOCK RATTLING) 721 01:00:55,277 --> 01:00:56,569 (SNARLS) 722 01:01:02,868 --> 01:01:04,243 (GROANS) 723 01:01:29,978 --> 01:01:31,062 No. 724 01:01:34,107 --> 01:01:35,066 Hmm. 725 01:01:35,150 --> 01:01:37,526 MAN: You look stunning in that hat. 726 01:01:37,611 --> 01:01:39,403 Yes. Next. 727 01:01:43,325 --> 01:01:45,951 Your Majesty has never looked better. 728 01:01:46,453 --> 01:01:48,120 Hmm. Another. 729 01:01:56,004 --> 01:01:57,046 Oh! 730 01:01:58,799 --> 01:02:00,800 I don't wish to alarm you, 731 01:02:00,926 --> 01:02:04,470 but it smells as though you might have dropped something. 732 01:02:07,140 --> 01:02:08,599 (LAUGHING) 733 01:02:16,775 --> 01:02:19,318 Never mind him, he's mad. Come along. 734 01:02:20,362 --> 01:02:22,154 (WHISPERING) 735 01:02:25,492 --> 01:02:28,327 Stayne! 736 01:02:33,500 --> 01:02:36,001 (BANDERSNATCH BREATHING HEAVILY) 737 01:02:49,850 --> 01:02:51,350 (GROWLING) 738 01:03:22,549 --> 01:03:25,009 I suppose this makes us even now. 739 01:04:05,258 --> 01:04:06,884 Um forced herself on me. 740 01:04:06,968 --> 01:04:13,432 I told her my heart belongs to you, but she's obsessed with me. 741 01:04:19,231 --> 01:04:20,898 Off with her head! 742 01:04:23,944 --> 01:04:26,070 Stand back, Mallymkun. 743 01:04:26,154 --> 01:04:27,488 How's this for muchness? 744 01:04:27,572 --> 01:04:29,698 No, no! It mustn't be used for anything... 745 01:04:31,451 --> 01:04:34,328 Arrest that girl for unlawful seduction! 746 01:04:35,163 --> 01:04:36,455 Hatter! 747 01:04:38,375 --> 01:04:40,668 - Take it to the White Queen. - I'm not leaving without you. 748 01:04:40,752 --> 01:04:41,919 Go! 749 01:05:08,613 --> 01:05:10,197 Run, Alice! 750 01:05:13,285 --> 01:05:14,451 Alice? 751 01:05:15,745 --> 01:05:16,829 Run! 752 01:05:22,586 --> 01:05:23,919 Seize her. 753 01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:36,807 Alice. 754 01:05:38,101 --> 01:05:40,269 Of course. Why didn't I see it? 755 01:05:40,353 --> 01:05:46,108 Well, it has been a long time, and you were such a little tyke then. 756 01:05:47,152 --> 01:05:50,529 - Give me the sword. - Stay back. 757 01:05:50,614 --> 01:05:52,698 The Queen will be so pleased. 758 01:05:52,782 --> 01:05:56,535 She will take great pleasure in taking off your head. 759 01:05:59,039 --> 01:06:00,372 (BANDERSNATCH ROARING) 760 01:06:17,223 --> 01:06:20,893 - Oh, Alice! - Bayard! To Marmoreal. 761 01:06:21,728 --> 01:06:22,853 (BARKING) 762 01:06:22,937 --> 01:06:24,229 (ROARING) 763 01:06:29,319 --> 01:06:32,404 Majesty, Alice has escaped 764 01:06:36,493 --> 01:06:39,119 on the Bandersnatch, 765 01:06:41,581 --> 01:06:44,249 with the Vorpal sword. 766 01:06:47,420 --> 01:06:49,672 How could you let this happen? 767 01:06:50,548 --> 01:06:56,220 I may have underestimated her, but we have her conspirators, 768 01:06:56,680 --> 01:07:00,766 the Hatter and a dormouse. 769 01:07:01,518 --> 01:07:02,810 Off with their heads! 770 01:07:21,996 --> 01:07:23,789 WHITE QUEEN: Welcome to Marmoreal. 771 01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:25,999 I believe this belongs to you. 772 01:07:33,466 --> 01:07:34,633 Mmm. 773 01:07:39,556 --> 01:07:41,974 The Vorpal sword is home again. 774 01:07:44,394 --> 01:07:46,311 The armor is complete. 775 01:07:49,733 --> 01:07:52,818 Now all we need is a champion. 776 01:07:54,654 --> 01:07:57,072 You're a little taller than I thought you'd be. 777 01:07:57,157 --> 01:07:59,533 Blame it on too much upelkuchen. 778 01:07:59,659 --> 01:08:00,826 Oh. 779 01:08:00,910 --> 01:08:02,411 Come with me. 780 01:08:08,001 --> 01:08:09,501 Is the March Hare here? 781 01:08:09,586 --> 01:08:13,046 (EXCLAIMING) You're late for your soup, you wee besom. 782 01:08:13,131 --> 01:08:14,840 - You're late for your soup. - Could use some salt. 783 01:08:14,924 --> 01:08:17,050 Come here, you! 784 01:08:17,761 --> 01:08:19,887 Give me that here. Choppy, chop, chop, chop. 785 01:08:19,971 --> 01:08:21,680 Leek and potato. Yes. That would be... 786 01:08:21,765 --> 01:08:23,182 (SIGHING) 787 01:08:23,266 --> 01:08:26,685 Pishsalver. Let me think. 788 01:08:27,353 --> 01:08:29,813 A pinch of worm fat, 789 01:08:31,691 --> 01:08:33,692 urine of the horsefly, 790 01:08:35,779 --> 01:08:37,446 buttered fingers. 791 01:08:42,452 --> 01:08:47,790 My sister preferred to study Dominion Over Living Things. 792 01:08:48,875 --> 01:08:49,917 (SIZZLING) 793 01:08:50,001 --> 01:08:52,628 Tell me, how does she seem to you? 794 01:08:52,712 --> 01:08:54,379 Perfectly horrid. 795 01:08:56,049 --> 01:09:00,052 - And her head? - Bulbous. 796 01:09:01,137 --> 01:09:04,223 I think she may have some kind of growth in there, 797 01:09:04,307 --> 01:09:06,475 something pressing on her brain. 798 01:09:06,559 --> 01:09:12,064 Three coins from a dead man's pocket, two teaspoons of wishful thinking. 799 01:09:12,607 --> 01:09:15,943 You can't imagine the things that go on in that place. 800 01:09:16,027 --> 01:09:17,402 Oh, yes, I can. 801 01:09:18,404 --> 01:09:23,325 But when a champion steps forth to slay the Jabberwocky, 802 01:09:23,409 --> 01:09:25,786 the people will rise against her. 803 01:09:26,496 --> 01:09:27,663 (SPITTING) 804 01:09:28,748 --> 01:09:30,415 That should do it. 805 01:09:33,878 --> 01:09:34,962 Blow. 806 01:09:49,435 --> 01:09:52,020 - Feel better? - Much, thank you. 807 01:09:52,105 --> 01:09:54,439 There's someone here who would like to speak with you. 808 01:10:15,211 --> 01:10:17,629 - Absolem? - Who are you? 809 01:10:20,133 --> 01:10:21,300 (COUGHING) 810 01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:26,638 I thought we'd settled this. I'm Alice, but not that one. 811 01:10:27,140 --> 01:10:30,058 - How do you know? - You said so yourself. 812 01:10:30,143 --> 01:10:32,519 I said you were not hardly Alice, 813 01:10:32,604 --> 01:10:34,146 but you're much more her now. 814 01:10:34,230 --> 01:10:37,107 In fact, you're almost Alice. 815 01:10:37,775 --> 01:10:39,109 Even so, 816 01:10:39,193 --> 01:10:42,112 I couldn't slay the Jabberwocky if my life depended on it. 817 01:10:42,447 --> 01:10:43,655 It will. 818 01:10:44,782 --> 01:10:47,409 So I suggest you keep the Vorpal sword on hand 819 01:10:47,493 --> 01:10:50,245 when the Frabjous Day arrives. 820 01:10:50,330 --> 01:10:51,997 You seem so real. 821 01:10:52,999 --> 01:10:56,001 Sometimes I forget that this is all a dream. 822 01:10:57,128 --> 01:10:58,587 (COUGHING) 823 01:10:58,671 --> 01:11:00,631 Will you stop doing that? 824 01:11:00,715 --> 01:11:02,841 (LAUGHING) 825 01:11:16,814 --> 01:11:18,023 (WHOOSHING) 826 01:11:19,859 --> 01:11:22,361 I've always admired that hat. 827 01:11:23,738 --> 01:11:25,447 Hello, Chess. 828 01:11:25,531 --> 01:11:28,241 Since you won't be needing it anymore, 829 01:11:29,702 --> 01:11:32,496 would you consider bequeathing it to me? 830 01:11:32,580 --> 01:11:34,039 How dare you? 831 01:11:34,540 --> 01:11:38,460 It is a formal execution. I would like to look my best, you know. 832 01:11:38,753 --> 01:11:40,879 It is a pity about all this. 833 01:11:40,964 --> 01:11:44,132 I was looking forward to seeing you Futterwacken. 834 01:11:44,884 --> 01:11:47,135 I was rather good at it, was I not? 835 01:11:47,220 --> 01:11:50,180 I really do love that hat. 836 01:11:51,724 --> 01:11:54,559 I would wear it to all the finest occasions. 837 01:12:02,318 --> 01:12:04,444 I love a morning execution, don't you? 838 01:12:04,529 --> 01:12:07,114 - Yes, Your Majesty. - Yes, Your Majesty. 839 01:12:49,741 --> 01:12:52,492 - I'd like to keep it on. - Suit yourself. 840 01:12:53,244 --> 01:12:55,662 As long as I can get at your neck. 841 01:12:57,623 --> 01:12:59,416 I'm right behind you. 842 01:13:00,168 --> 01:13:01,376 Off with his head! 843 01:13:01,586 --> 01:13:03,086 I can't watch. 844 01:13:13,639 --> 01:13:14,931 (EXECUTIONER SHOUTING) 845 01:13:36,662 --> 01:13:38,538 Good morning, everyone. 846 01:13:38,998 --> 01:13:41,458 Chess, you dog. 847 01:13:43,878 --> 01:13:44,961 - (GASPS) - Madam, 848 01:13:45,046 --> 01:13:46,713 you are being heinously bamboozled 849 01:13:46,798 --> 01:13:50,425 by these lickspittle toadies you surround yourselves with. 850 01:13:52,178 --> 01:13:53,887 (LAUGHING) 851 01:13:54,889 --> 01:13:55,931 What is that? 852 01:13:56,015 --> 01:13:58,266 I'm not the only one, Majesty. Look! 853 01:13:58,351 --> 01:14:00,310 A counterfeit nose. You should be ashamed. 854 01:14:00,394 --> 01:14:03,897 Me? What about that big belly you're so proud of? 855 01:14:05,191 --> 01:14:08,777 (GASPS) 856 01:14:08,861 --> 01:14:13,448 Liars! Cheats! Falsifiers! 857 01:14:13,908 --> 01:14:15,700 Off with their heads! 858 01:14:20,581 --> 01:14:23,667 The abused and enslaved in the Red Queen's court, 859 01:14:24,168 --> 01:14:27,295 all of you stand up and fight! 860 01:14:27,380 --> 01:14:30,465 Rise up against the bloody Red Queen. 861 01:14:32,969 --> 01:14:35,303 - Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid! - ALL: Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid! 862 01:14:35,721 --> 01:14:37,597 (ALL CHEERING) 863 01:14:42,436 --> 01:14:43,979 Release the Jubjub Bird! 864 01:14:44,063 --> 01:14:45,480 (ALL GASPING) 865 01:14:49,944 --> 01:14:50,986 (SCREECHING) 866 01:14:58,244 --> 01:14:59,744 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 867 01:15:08,588 --> 01:15:10,338 You're right, Stayne, 868 01:15:10,882 --> 01:15:13,675 it is far better to be feared than loved. 869 01:15:17,805 --> 01:15:19,723 Come, boys. Quickly! Come on! 870 01:15:23,603 --> 01:15:24,686 Hatter! 871 01:15:24,770 --> 01:15:27,606 Come on, Mally, quickly. Come on. Come on. 872 01:15:29,442 --> 01:15:34,237 Prepare the Jabberwocky for battle. We're going to visit my little sister. 873 01:15:44,624 --> 01:15:47,250 I had hoped to have a champion by now. 874 01:15:49,795 --> 01:15:52,130 Why don't you slay the Jabberwocky yourself? 875 01:15:52,256 --> 01:15:53,882 You must have the power. 876 01:15:53,966 --> 01:15:57,177 It is against my vows to harm any living creature. 877 01:15:57,303 --> 01:15:58,595 (SPUTTERING) 878 01:16:06,562 --> 01:16:08,188 We have company. 879 01:16:17,949 --> 01:16:19,699 Have a look, Bayard. 880 01:16:22,662 --> 01:16:23,995 BAYARD: Bielle. 881 01:16:27,750 --> 01:16:29,042 (BARKING) 882 01:16:32,338 --> 01:16:34,089 I'm so happy to see you. I thought they were going to... 883 01:16:34,173 --> 01:16:37,801 So did I. But they didn't, and now here I am, still in one piece. 884 01:16:37,885 --> 01:16:40,887 And I'm rather glad about that now that I'm seeing you again. 885 01:16:40,972 --> 01:16:42,639 I would have regretted not seeing you again, 886 01:16:42,723 --> 01:16:45,684 especially now that you're you, and the proper size. 887 01:16:45,851 --> 01:16:48,728 And it's a good size. It's a great size. It's a right proper Alice size! 888 01:16:48,813 --> 01:16:52,649 - Hatter. - Size. Fez. I'm fine. 889 01:16:52,733 --> 01:16:54,401 Where's your hat? 890 01:16:57,738 --> 01:16:59,030 Mmm. 891 01:17:00,324 --> 01:17:02,909 - Cheshire. - How's the arm, love? 892 01:17:03,869 --> 01:17:04,995 All healed. 893 01:17:05,079 --> 01:17:07,706 Goodbye, sweet hat. 894 01:17:27,393 --> 01:17:31,438 Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk? 895 01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:36,359 Let me think about it. 896 01:17:37,737 --> 01:17:40,322 You know what tomorrow is, don't you? 897 01:17:43,617 --> 01:17:46,077 Frabjous Day. How could I forget? 898 01:17:47,330 --> 01:17:48,997 Wish I'd wake up. 899 01:17:50,750 --> 01:17:54,294 - Still believe this is a dream, do you? - Of course. 900 01:17:55,629 --> 01:17:58,214 This has all come from my own mind. 901 01:18:00,718 --> 01:18:04,137 Which would mean that I'm not real. 902 01:18:07,892 --> 01:18:12,395 Afraid so. You're just a figment of my imagination. 903 01:18:13,773 --> 01:18:16,441 I would dream up someone who's half-mad. 904 01:18:17,234 --> 01:18:20,945 Yes, yes. But you would have to be half-mad to dream me up. 905 01:18:23,074 --> 01:18:24,449 (LAUGHS) 906 01:18:24,575 --> 01:18:26,159 I must be, then. 907 01:18:31,123 --> 01:18:33,375 I'll miss you when I wake up. 908 01:18:46,514 --> 01:18:47,806 (PLAYING TRUMPET) 909 01:18:48,516 --> 01:18:52,477 Who will step forth to be champion for the White Queen? 910 01:18:53,979 --> 01:18:55,814 That would be I. 911 01:18:57,483 --> 01:19:02,320 You have very poor evaporating skills. I should be the one. 912 01:19:02,405 --> 01:19:03,488 I'll do it. 913 01:19:03,989 --> 01:19:08,118 - No, me. - No, me. 914 01:19:25,261 --> 01:19:27,387 No other slayer, nohow. 915 01:19:27,471 --> 01:19:29,848 If it ain't Alice, it ain't dead. 916 01:19:35,938 --> 01:19:40,525 Alice, you cannot live your life to please others. 917 01:19:41,193 --> 01:19:43,403 The choice must be yours, 918 01:19:44,238 --> 01:19:47,365 because when you step out to face that creature, 919 01:19:48,909 --> 01:19:50,910 you will step out alone. 920 01:20:25,070 --> 01:20:28,239 Nothing was ever accomplished with tears. 921 01:20:30,242 --> 01:20:31,576 Absolem? 922 01:20:32,912 --> 01:20:34,704 Why are you upside down? 923 01:20:34,788 --> 01:20:37,248 I've come to the end of this life. 924 01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:41,711 - You're going to die? - Transform. 925 01:20:41,795 --> 01:20:45,340 Don't go. I need your help. I don't know what to do. 926 01:20:46,258 --> 01:20:49,302 I can't help you if you don't even know who you are, stupid girl. 927 01:20:49,386 --> 01:20:50,929 I'm not stupid. 928 01:20:51,722 --> 01:20:54,224 My name is Alice. I live in London. 929 01:20:54,308 --> 01:20:57,268 I have a mother named Helen and a sister named Margaret. 930 01:20:57,353 --> 01:20:59,479 My father was Charles Kingsleigh. 931 01:20:59,563 --> 01:21:01,606 He had a vision that stretched halfway around the world, 932 01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:03,691 and nothing ever stopped him. 933 01:21:03,776 --> 01:21:06,611 I'm his daughter. I'm Alice Kingsleigh. 934 01:21:07,112 --> 01:21:10,323 Alice, at last. 935 01:21:11,033 --> 01:21:13,034 You were just as dim-witted the first time you were here. 936 01:21:13,118 --> 01:21:15,828 You called it "Wonderland," as I recall. 937 01:21:18,749 --> 01:21:20,124 Wonderland. 938 01:21:20,251 --> 01:21:21,376 (WATCH TICKING) 939 01:21:21,460 --> 01:21:25,004 - What do you call yourself? - Alice. 940 01:21:25,089 --> 01:21:26,756 The Alice? 941 01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:30,009 Then I'll take you to the Hare and the Hatter, but that's the end of it. 942 01:21:30,094 --> 01:21:32,095 McTWISP: She's the right one. I'm certain of it. 943 01:21:32,179 --> 01:21:34,597 Ah, Thackery, not at the table, please. 944 01:21:34,682 --> 01:21:35,807 Have some tea. 945 01:21:35,891 --> 01:21:38,434 You're not Absolem, I'm Absolem, stupid girl. 946 01:21:38,519 --> 01:21:39,978 (COUGHING) 947 01:21:40,062 --> 01:21:42,146 - What is this? - I'm Tweedledee, he's Tweedledum. 948 01:21:42,231 --> 01:21:44,649 Contrariwise, I'm Tweedledum, he's Tweedledee. 949 01:21:44,733 --> 01:21:46,985 DODO: You'd think she would remember all this from the first time. 950 01:21:47,069 --> 01:21:48,945 Curiouser and curiouser. 951 01:21:49,697 --> 01:21:52,824 It wasn't a dream at all, it was a memory. 952 01:21:53,742 --> 01:21:57,662 This place is real, and so are you and so is the Hatter. 953 01:21:57,997 --> 01:22:00,373 And the Jabberwocky. 954 01:22:01,333 --> 01:22:04,669 Remember, the Vorpal sword knows what it wants. 955 01:22:04,753 --> 01:22:07,547 All you have to do is hold on to it. 956 01:22:10,092 --> 01:22:15,597 Fairfarren, Alice. Perhaps I will see you in another life. 957 01:22:52,885 --> 01:22:54,469 (HEAVY FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 958 01:24:15,592 --> 01:24:20,138 - Hello, Iracebeth. - Hello, Mirana. 959 01:24:21,515 --> 01:24:22,932 (PLAYING TRUMPET) 960 01:24:23,434 --> 01:24:28,396 On this, the Frabjous Day, the Queens Red and White 961 01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:33,192 shall send forth their champions to do battle on their behalf. 962 01:24:34,445 --> 01:24:37,655 Oh, Racie. We don't have to fight. 963 01:24:40,200 --> 01:24:42,243 I know what you're doing. 964 01:24:42,536 --> 01:24:45,663 You think you can blink those pretty little eyes 965 01:24:45,748 --> 01:24:48,750 and I'll melt, just like Mummy and Daddy did. 966 01:24:50,836 --> 01:24:52,044 Please. 967 01:24:53,589 --> 01:24:58,593 No! It is my crown! I am the eldest! 968 01:24:59,344 --> 01:25:00,762 Jabberwocky! 969 01:25:15,861 --> 01:25:16,944 (WHIMPERING) 970 01:25:27,289 --> 01:25:28,372 (GASPING) 971 01:25:43,472 --> 01:25:44,889 (ROARING) 972 01:25:48,310 --> 01:25:50,061 This is impossible. 973 01:25:50,979 --> 01:25:52,980 Only if you believe it is. 974 01:25:58,904 --> 01:26:03,866 Sometimes I believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast. 975 01:26:04,910 --> 01:26:06,994 That is an excellent practice. 976 01:26:09,331 --> 01:26:11,916 However, just at the moment, 977 01:26:13,544 --> 01:26:16,379 you really might want to focus on the Jabberwocky. 978 01:26:22,678 --> 01:26:24,929 Where's your champion, Sister? 979 01:26:26,431 --> 01:26:27,598 Here. 980 01:26:29,935 --> 01:26:31,269 Hello, Um. 981 01:26:45,325 --> 01:26:48,452 Six impossible things. Count them, Alice. 982 01:26:53,083 --> 01:26:56,127 One, there's a potion that can make you shrink. 983 01:26:57,629 --> 01:26:59,297 (ROARS) 984 01:26:59,798 --> 01:27:02,466 Two, and a cake that can make you grow. 985 01:27:03,051 --> 01:27:09,515 So, my old foe, we meet on the battlefield once again. 986 01:27:10,809 --> 01:27:12,059 We've never met. 987 01:27:12,144 --> 01:27:14,562 Not you, insignificant bearer. 988 01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:19,984 My ancient enemy, the Vorpal one. 989 01:27:21,320 --> 01:27:23,195 That's enough chatter. 990 01:27:24,323 --> 01:27:25,823 (JABBERWOCKY SHRIEKING) 991 01:27:30,162 --> 01:27:32,705 Three, animals can talk. 992 01:27:38,503 --> 01:27:39,921 Four, Alice, 993 01:27:42,341 --> 01:27:44,175 cats can disappear. 994 01:27:46,678 --> 01:27:47,803 Five, 995 01:27:50,933 --> 01:27:53,392 there's a place called Wonderland. 996 01:27:54,269 --> 01:27:55,394 Six, 997 01:27:56,229 --> 01:27:58,189 I can slay the Jabberwocky. 998 01:28:14,039 --> 01:28:15,206 (ROARS) 999 01:28:23,674 --> 01:28:26,550 The Hatter's interfering! Off with his head! 1000 01:28:58,917 --> 01:29:00,334 (SCREECHING) 1001 01:29:08,593 --> 01:29:10,136 (BANDERSNATCH ROARING) 1002 01:29:41,626 --> 01:29:43,002 (JABBERWOCKY SCREECHING) 1003 01:30:53,448 --> 01:30:55,199 Off with your head! 1004 01:31:27,899 --> 01:31:29,817 Kill her! 1005 01:31:29,901 --> 01:31:32,570 We follow you no more, Bloody Big Head. 1006 01:31:32,737 --> 01:31:35,239 How dare you? Off with his head! 1007 01:32:17,282 --> 01:32:22,620 Iracebeth of Crims, your crimes against Underland are worthy of death. 1008 01:32:24,623 --> 01:32:28,167 However, that is against my vows, 1009 01:32:29,502 --> 01:32:31,962 therefore, you are banished to the Outlands. 1010 01:32:32,380 --> 01:32:36,383 No one is to show you any kindness, or ever speak a word to you. 1011 01:32:39,471 --> 01:32:42,223 You will not have a friend in the world. 1012 01:32:43,892 --> 01:32:48,312 Majesty, I hope you bear me no ill will. 1013 01:32:51,942 --> 01:32:54,568 Only this one, Ilosovic Stayne, 1014 01:32:54,653 --> 01:32:56,612 you are to join Iracebeth in banishment 1015 01:32:56,696 --> 01:32:59,490 from this day until the end of Underland. 1016 01:33:02,369 --> 01:33:04,578 At least we have each other. 1017 01:33:09,709 --> 01:33:10,834 (GASPS) 1018 01:33:12,587 --> 01:33:13,754 (EXCLAIMING) 1019 01:33:17,676 --> 01:33:22,012 Majesty, please! Kill me! Please! 1020 01:33:22,764 --> 01:33:25,015 But I do not owe you a kindness. 1021 01:33:25,100 --> 01:33:28,018 - STAYNE: Take off my head! - He tried to kill me. 1022 01:33:28,103 --> 01:33:31,272 - Majesty! Please! Please! - He tried to kill me. 1023 01:33:31,356 --> 01:33:33,274 - I offer you my head! - He tried to kill me! 1024 01:33:33,358 --> 01:33:36,694 Oh, the Frabjous Day! Callou! Callay! 1025 01:33:36,820 --> 01:33:38,362 (FUTTERWACKEN MUSIC PLAYING) 1026 01:33:43,243 --> 01:33:46,287 - What is he doing? - Futterwacken. 1027 01:34:01,052 --> 01:34:02,219 (LAUGHING) 1028 01:34:10,895 --> 01:34:12,062 (LAUGHS) 1029 01:34:27,037 --> 01:34:28,078 (CLEARS THROAT) 1030 01:34:33,043 --> 01:34:37,755 Blood of the Jabberwocky. You have our everlasting gratitude. 1031 01:34:38,214 --> 01:34:40,758 And for your efforts on our behalf... 1032 01:34:45,013 --> 01:34:48,390 - Will this take me home? - Lf that is what you choose. 1033 01:35:14,834 --> 01:35:16,418 You could stay. 1034 01:35:19,798 --> 01:35:23,675 What an idea. A crazy, mad, wonderful idea. 1035 01:35:29,641 --> 01:35:31,100 But I can't. 1036 01:35:32,519 --> 01:35:36,563 There are questions I have to answer, things I have to do. 1037 01:35:45,198 --> 01:35:47,616 Be back again before you know it. 1038 01:35:49,244 --> 01:35:51,120 You won't remember me. 1039 01:35:51,871 --> 01:35:54,581 Of course I will. How could I forget? 1040 01:35:59,421 --> 01:36:03,340 Hatter, why is a raven like a writing desk? 1041 01:36:05,677 --> 01:36:07,928 I haven't the slightest idea. 1042 01:36:13,184 --> 01:36:14,852 Fairfarren, Alice. 1043 01:36:58,688 --> 01:37:00,439 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 1044 01:37:02,066 --> 01:37:05,027 She left me standing there without an answer. 1045 01:37:05,111 --> 01:37:07,237 A case of nerves, no doubt. 1046 01:37:10,241 --> 01:37:12,618 - Alice. - LORD ASCOT: Good Lord. 1047 01:37:13,495 --> 01:37:15,746 - Are you all right? - What happened to you? 1048 01:37:15,830 --> 01:37:18,916 I fell down a hole and hit my head. 1049 01:37:19,167 --> 01:37:23,629 I'm sorry, Hamish. I can't marry you. You're not the right man for me. 1050 01:37:25,173 --> 01:37:28,133 And there's that trouble with your digestion. 1051 01:37:29,177 --> 01:37:33,680 I love you, Margaret, but this is my life. I'll decide what to do with it. 1052 01:37:37,060 --> 01:37:40,562 You're lucky to have my sister for your wife, Lowell, 1053 01:37:40,647 --> 01:37:44,358 and you be good to her. I'll be watching very closely. 1054 01:37:46,903 --> 01:37:49,363 There is no prince, Aunt Imogene. 1055 01:37:49,447 --> 01:37:52,658 You need to talk to someone about these delusions. 1056 01:37:55,036 --> 01:37:58,163 I happen to love rabbits, especially white ones. 1057 01:38:01,125 --> 01:38:02,376 Don't worry, Mother, 1058 01:38:02,460 --> 01:38:05,462 I'll find something useful to do with my life. 1059 01:38:07,549 --> 01:38:10,968 You two remind me of some funny boys I met in a dream. 1060 01:38:13,304 --> 01:38:16,223 - You've left me out. - No, I haven't, sir. 1061 01:38:17,100 --> 01:38:19,726 You and I have business to discuss. 1062 01:38:19,811 --> 01:38:21,979 Shall we speak in the study? 1063 01:38:28,820 --> 01:38:30,988 Oh. And one more thing. 1064 01:38:32,574 --> 01:38:33,907 (ALL GASPING) 1065 01:38:39,163 --> 01:38:43,917 My father told me he planned to expand his trade route to Sumatra and Borneo, 1066 01:38:44,002 --> 01:38:46,545 but I don't think he was looking far enough. 1067 01:38:46,629 --> 01:38:48,964 Why not go all the way to China? 1068 01:38:49,799 --> 01:38:54,052 It's vast, the culture is rich, and we have a foothold in Hong Kong. 1069 01:38:54,887 --> 01:38:58,473 To be the first to trade with China, can you imagine it? 1070 01:39:00,435 --> 01:39:02,060 You know, if anybody else had said that to me, 1071 01:39:02,145 --> 01:39:05,022 I'd say, "You've lost your senses." 1072 01:39:05,315 --> 01:39:07,482 But I've seen that look before. 1073 01:39:07,609 --> 01:39:12,070 Well, as you're not going to be my daughter-in-law, 1074 01:39:12,155 --> 01:39:16,033 perhaps you'd consider becoming an apprentice with the company. 1075 01:39:55,990 --> 01:39:57,616 Hello, Absolem. 1076 01:40:12,340 --> 01:40:13,340 (ALICE PLAYING) 1077 01:40:13,424 --> 01:40:16,968 Tripping out, spinning around 1078 01:40:17,053 --> 01:40:22,099 I'm underground I fell down 1079 01:40:23,101 --> 01:40:26,228 Yeah, I fell down 1080 01:40:29,148 --> 01:40:33,068 I'm freaking out Where am I now? 1081 01:40:33,152 --> 01:40:39,700 Upside down and I can't stop it now 1082 01:40:40,201 --> 01:40:44,746 Can't stop me now 1083 01:40:49,585 --> 01:40:56,133 I, I'll get by 1084 01:40:57,635 --> 01:41:04,307 I, I'll survive 1085 01:41:05,977 --> 01:41:09,896 When the world's crashing down When I fall and hit the ground 1086 01:41:09,981 --> 01:41:13,692 I will turn myself around Don't you try to stop me 1087 01:41:13,776 --> 01:41:20,449 I, I won't cry 1088 01:41:23,661 --> 01:41:30,625 I found myself in Wonderland 1089 01:41:31,878 --> 01:41:38,675 Get back on my feet, the ground 1090 01:41:40,720 --> 01:41:44,473 Is this real? 1091 01:41:44,557 --> 01:41:47,768 Is it pretend? 1092 01:41:47,852 --> 01:41:54,691 I'll take a stand until the end 1093 01:41:58,196 --> 01:42:04,701 I, I'll get by 1094 01:42:06,204 --> 01:42:12,918 I, I'll survive 1095 01:42:14,504 --> 01:42:18,465 When the world's crashing down When I fall and hit the ground 1096 01:42:18,549 --> 01:42:22,260 I will turn myself around Don't you try to stop me 1097 01:42:22,345 --> 01:42:29,017 I, I won't cry 1098 01:42:35,233 --> 01:42:37,442 (ALICE'S THEME PLAYING) 1099 01:43:11,978 --> 01:43:16,773 Oh, Alice, dear, where have you been? 1100 01:43:19,735 --> 01:43:24,447 So near, so far, so in between 1101 01:43:27,910 --> 01:43:32,414 What have you heard? What have you seen? 1102 01:43:32,498 --> 01:43:37,294 Alice, Alice, please, Alice 1103 01:43:44,051 --> 01:43:48,722 Oh, tell us, are you big or small? 1104 01:43:51,934 --> 01:43:56,438 To try this one or try them all 1105 01:43:59,817 --> 01:44:04,404 It's such a long, long way to fall 1106 01:44:04,488 --> 01:44:09,159 Alice, Alice, oh, Alice 1107 01:44:16,500 --> 01:44:18,168 How can you know this way, not that? 1108 01:44:18,252 --> 01:44:20,170 You choose the door You choose the path 1109 01:44:20,254 --> 01:44:22,172 Perhaps you should be coming back 1110 01:44:22,256 --> 01:44:24,215 Another day, another day 1111 01:44:24,300 --> 01:44:26,176 And nothing is quite what it seems 1112 01:44:26,260 --> 01:44:27,928 You're dreaming Are you dreaming? 1113 01:44:28,012 --> 01:44:40,857 Oh, Alice 1114 01:44:44,487 --> 01:44:48,156 Oh! 1115 01:45:16,060 --> 01:45:28,905 Oh, how will you find your way? 1116 01:45:36,414 --> 01:45:48,425 No time for tears today No time for tears today 1117 01:46:04,233 --> 01:46:06,192 So many doors, how did you choose? 1118 01:46:06,277 --> 01:46:08,111 So much to gain, so much to lose 1119 01:46:08,195 --> 01:46:10,030 So many things got in your way 1120 01:46:10,114 --> 01:46:12,073 No time today, no time today 1121 01:46:12,158 --> 01:46:14,159 Be careful not to lose your head 1122 01:46:14,243 --> 01:46:16,369 Remember what the dormouse said 1123 01:46:16,454 --> 01:46:17,787 Alice! 1124 01:46:27,965 --> 01:46:32,385 Did someone pull you by the hand? 1125 01:46:35,890 --> 01:46:40,435 How many miles to Wonderland? 1126 01:46:44,023 --> 01:46:48,401 Please tell us so we'll understand 1127 01:46:48,486 --> 01:46:53,198 Alice, Alice, oh, Alice 1128 01:47:04,085 --> 01:47:17,222 Oh, how will you find your way? 1129 01:47:18,305 --> 01:47:24,921 Please rate this subtitle at %url% Help other users to choose the best subtitles 81094

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.