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Previously, on The West Wing:
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Your father
used to hit you
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didn't he, Mr. President?
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Your father used
to hit you, sir?
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Yeah.
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Not like a spanking?
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He hit me. Why?
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He punched you.
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It was a complicated
relationship.
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It was because you were
smarter than he was.
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You have stepped
way over the line.
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Stanley.
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Josh.
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Your flight
was all right?
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It was fine.
How are you?
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Me?
Yeah.
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I'm fine.
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These are
your things?
Yeah.
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I'm going to put them
back in my office.
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Should I go with you?
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No, I'll be right back.
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They'll be all
right back there.
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Where should we go?
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You ever seen
the White House?
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Just the little I saw
when we talked last year.
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Follow me.
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This is the
communications bullpen
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where Toby Ziegler
and Sam Seaborn work.
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The rest of the
communications
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and speech-writing
staff works
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across the alley in
the Old Executive
Office Building.
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And here comes the
actual Sam Seaborn.
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What's going on?
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Leo's reading it,
and we're going to send it out
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in about ten or 15 minutes,
so Toby's been banging around.
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What are you doing?
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Banging around.
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This is Dr. Keyworth.
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Sam Seaborn.
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Nice to meet you.
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Did you have
a good flight?
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Yes.
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Anybody you know
on the plane?
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No.
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Okay.
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I'll see you.
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Yeah.
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Uh... that's Leo's office.
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It has a private entrance
to the Oval Office, but...
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we'll go in here.
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The driver asked me
the same question.
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What?
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Did I know anybody
on the plane.
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Yeah, he wanted to know
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if you had talked
to anybody on the way here.
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I didn't.
I know.
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This is the Oval Office.
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That's the Resolute Desk.
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It was build from timbers
of the H.M.S. Resolute
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and given to Rutherford
Hayes by Queen Victoria
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to thank the U.S. for
finding the abandoned ship.
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We're going to go
over to the residence
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but I'm going to take you
out through the portico.
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Josh?
Yeah?
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Wouldn't you like to sit
someplace and talk?
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Yeah.
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Why the tour?
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You don't think
this is interesting?
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I think it's fascinating...
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If somebody sees
us, I'd like them
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to see me giving you a tour.
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Who built
the White House?
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It was designed by
an Irish architect
named James Hoban
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who won the job in
an open competition.
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And it was built
largely by slaves.
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They just found
the pay receipts
a few years ago.
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The slaves were paid?
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Their owners.
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Right through here.
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It wasn't until Buchanan
was visited
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by Edward, Prince of Wales
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that he decided there wasn't
enough room for guests
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but it took another 40 years
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to move all the office space
out of the residence.
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You're really seeing
something, Stanley.
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Tours don't go up into the
second floor of the mansion.
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You're sure it's okay?
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Yeah. We're going to go
in here now.
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This is the
President's
private study.
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His private study?
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Yeah.
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Okay. Should we close the door?
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No, that's all right.
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So, tell me
how you've been feeling.
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Good.
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Stanley.
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Hey, Leo.
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You getting a tour
of the place?
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Yeah, yeah.
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You show him the
North Portico?
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Leo likes to show people
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the soot stains
on the North Portico.
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From when the British
torched the place.
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They haven't repainted?
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Not that. You know, when
Dolly Madison heard
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the cannon fire,
she evacuated
the building
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but she already
had the table set
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for a 40-person
dinner party.
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So the British soldiers ate and
then set the building on fire.
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So... the food
didn't go to waste.
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That's right.
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How was your flight?
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It was fine.
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Did you know anyone
on the plane?
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You... didn't bring me here
to talk to Josh, did you?
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No.
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Who did you bring
me here to talk to?
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PRESIDENT:
Dr. Keyworth.
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Did you know anyone
on the plane?
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No. No, sir.
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I didn't know anyone
on the plane.
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We'll leave you alone.
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The speech is going out?
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In a few minutes.
Okay.
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I'm Jed Bartlet.
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Stanley Keyworth.
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I guess we knew that.
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Yes, sir.
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I've been having
trouble sleeping.
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I'm sorry?
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You understand that this
is an election here, right?
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I mean, by itself, who cares?
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The President's having
trouble sleeping
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he talks to a doctor
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but with the MS
and the hearings
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and you're
a psychiatrist...
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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I'm not an expert
in sleep disorders.
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Yeah.
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I'm a trauma specialist.
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Yeah, we know you.
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You helped Josh
out last year.
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Josh was shot.
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Me, too.
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Is that why you can't sleep?
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How would I know?
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That's a fair point.
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Thank you.
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Well, Mr. President, um...
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Tell me about the nature
of your sleeping problem.
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I can't sleep.
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What happens
when you try to sleep?
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I stay awake.
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How long has it been?
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Four nights.
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You haven't slept
in four nights?
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Right.
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That must be hard.
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Yeah.
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Have you tried taking
a sleeping pill?
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The third night.
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It didn't work?
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Not till the next morning
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in the middle of a national
security briefing.
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Hmm. Well, that's no good.
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Stanley, I think you're
underselling yourself
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when you say you're
not an expert in
sleep disorders
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'cause you have been
right straight on
the money so far.
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How many of those
do you smoke a day?
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Not many.
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'Cause nicotine will
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keep you up at night.
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Never has before.
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It could be now.
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You think if I put this out,
I'm going to fall asleep?
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No.
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Then let's move on.
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All right, um...
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let's rule out some things.
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Physical factors.
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Do you have arthritis?
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No.
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Heartburn?
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No.
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Irregular breathing
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or periodic
muscle contractions?
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No.
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All right.
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Lifestyle factors.
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I'm sorry,
before we get
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to lifestyle factors,
I'm just going to turn this on.
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It's a closed-circuit thing.
I'm at the U.N. on Monday.
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REPORTER:
And when will Air Force One
be leaving?
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Leaving Andrews at 8:00 a.m.
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for the 9:30 address
to the General Assembly.
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REPORTER 2:
And when do we see copies?
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When we're done writing it.
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I'm sorry?
When do we see copies?
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Sunday night.
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Has the State Department
reviewed it?
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I imagine we'll be getting
their reviews any minute.
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REPORTER 3:
Anyone else?
Key members
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of House and Senate
Foreign Relations.
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And we see it
Sunday night?
You see it Sunday night.
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That's it, everybody.
That's a full lid.
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Have a good weekend.
ALL:
Thank you, C.J.
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C.J.?
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Hey, what are you doing here?
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Listen, I'm missing a reporter.
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Who?
Bill Price.
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Isn't Billy in the Congo?
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Yeah.
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Come back here.
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He files stories
by satellite phone
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to the New York Bureau
at a predetermined time.
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He's missed
two deadlines in a row.
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Does he miss
deadlines?
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Not one in seven years.
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What does State say?
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It's Friday night and
I'm having trouble
finding people.
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What about the
other end?
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I've talked to the embassy
in Kinshasa.
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They're getting into it,
but this is the Congo.
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What do you think
has happened?
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I think he left
the capital.
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Without written
permission from
the Ministry?
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How would he know
he needed that?
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By reading State
background notes.
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Does that sound like Billy?
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No.
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C.J., the first
15 minutes
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they're the most critical
in a war zone abduction.
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I know.
If we could get him delivered
to someone higher up...
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Well, I'm going
to talk to Leo.
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I know Billy's been
a pain in the ass
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to you guys
for three years
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but he's got a wife
and two kids
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so if you could see your way
clear to forgetting about...
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I don't care
that he's been...
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Look, I'm going
to get into this
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but, if he's missed
two deadlines
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then his 15 minutes
was yesterday.
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I know.
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I'd call his wife.
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Yeah.
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Toby?
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Yeah?
The pacing.
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Yeah.
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( sighs )
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Okay, now the standing still
is bothering me a little bit.
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This is the fifth time
you're reading it.
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Are there words in there
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you don't understand?
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Of course there wouldn't be,
'cause you can't rise
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to a position
like yours without...
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( sighs )
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Look, this is exactly
what we said we wanted it to be.
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We said we were tired
of reading about
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the President's scattershot
foreign policy.
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We said-- you want to filet
me for this, fine--
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we said when we go
to the U.N., we were going to--
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I think it's great.
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We said we were going to...
Yeah?
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I do.
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You know your wife's
going to have
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something to say
about it, though.
268
00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:21,088
My ex-wife.
Yeah.
269
00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:22,455
Why do you call her my wife?
270
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,523
It bothers you.
271
00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:25,525
Everything bothers me.
Yeah.
272
00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:26,894
But you pick that?
Yeah.
273
00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:35,202
Toby, the night of the Iowa
Caucus, when you got back
274
00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:38,105
did you and the President have
a conversation that night?
275
00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:40,107
Yeah.
276
00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:42,542
I...
277
00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,344
When he got back, for a minute.
278
00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:45,979
What did you talk about?
279
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,748
Nothing.
280
00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:50,217
He seemed kind of upset
about it.
281
00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:51,084
It didn't go well.
282
00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:53,020
What was it?
It was personal.
283
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,254
It was personal?
284
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:55,723
Yeah.
285
00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:58,726
Well, that always works well
with him.
286
00:10:58,726 --> 00:11:00,193
What has he said
about the speech?
287
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,998
He thinks it's great.
He hasn't said anything to you?
288
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,735
We haven't talked
in a little while.
289
00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:10,337
Toby, what the hell
went on in there?
290
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,005
Don't worry about it.
291
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,907
Okay.
292
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,809
I'm going to read this again.
293
00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:18,078
Sure. 'Cause it's
that sixth time.
294
00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:19,279
Yeah.
295
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,048
Hey.
Did you read it?
296
00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:22,615
It's great.
Thank you.
297
00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:25,552
Someone's going to get
an ass-kicking from the missus.
298
00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:27,254
Listen--
299
00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,657
It's what we asked for,
you know.
300
00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:32,325
We're going to have
to get ready for it.
301
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:35,462
Yeah. Something else
has come up, though.
302
00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:36,629
What?
303
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,265
Leonard Wallace just
came to see me.
304
00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,067
Billy Price is on assignment
in the Congo
305
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,301
and he's missed two deadlines.
306
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:44,104
He hasn't gotten
anywhere with State.
307
00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,505
The embassy in
Kinshasa confirmed
308
00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:47,741
that a Belgian TV crew
shooting outside Goma
309
00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:49,877
saw an American captured
by MaiMai rebels.
310
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,244
Hasn't State had
311
00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:53,413
a travel advisory out
for, like ten years?
312
00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:54,681
Twenty-four.
313
00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:56,149
What the hell
is he doing there?
314
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:59,352
Reporting a story no one
is paying attention to.
315
00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:04,424
Why don't we talk
to the Congolese attaché?
316
00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:06,159
He's on his way.
Okay.
317
00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:13,633
He liked it.
318
00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:15,002
Yeah?
319
00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:16,503
He liked it a lot.
Mostly what I wrote.
320
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:18,105
Not so much
what you wrote.
321
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,573
Yeah? So, how long you think
before the old lady comes by
322
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,842
to give you
a whooping?
323
00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,944
Her office called already,
didn't they?
324
00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:24,945
You bet, baby.
325
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,379
( sighs )
326
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:29,216
You probably want to rethink
calling me "baby," right?
327
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:30,683
( chuckling ):
Yeah.
328
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:31,819
Whoa, Nellie!
329
00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:34,187
Hello.
330
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,656
Hayes, you could make
a good dog break his leash.
331
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,058
I was at a social function.
332
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:39,993
Americans for
the Preservation
of Family Values
333
00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,094
and White People?
334
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,062
The Federalist Society.
335
00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:43,897
A hootenanny.
I was paged.
336
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,332
I was told to come in.
337
00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:49,069
Yes. 32-50 is a consolidated
appropriations act
338
00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,337
that we want to drop
339
00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:52,239
in the U.N. speech
for Monday morning.
340
00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:54,274
I need you to review
the final legislative language
341
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,509
so we can shop it around
the Hill over the weekend.
342
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:57,744
What does it call for?
343
00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:58,879
Uh, I don't know.
Sam?
344
00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,147
It authorizes payment
345
00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:02,382
of $926 million in U.N. dues
over three years
346
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:05,018
in exchange for a reduction
in U.N. bureaucracy
347
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,019
as well as peacekeeping
assessments
348
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,087
by the General Assembly.
349
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:08,388
And what are we
concerned about?
350
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,423
Well, the language
was drafted by Republicans.
351
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,993
We're inscrutable.
I just want you to look
for legal land mines.
352
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,261
Like what?
I don't know.
353
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:15,996
A ban on German food,
or a hidden amendment
354
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:16,997
saying how annoying
the French are.
355
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,198
How about this?
356
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,833
We drop out of
the U.N. entirely
357
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,734
and use the $926 million
to take everybody
358
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,170
in the country
out to brunch?
359
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:25,038
Why don't you write
that suggestion in the margin?
360
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:27,240
I'll be in my office.
361
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:30,043
Whoa! I didn't even see
that thing from the back.
362
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,482
KEYWORTH:
Well, that takes care
363
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,184
of lifestyle factors.
364
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:40,420
What about...
environmental factors?
365
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,654
Like what?
366
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,223
Too much light
in the room.
367
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:44,024
Nah.
368
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,558
Extremes
in room temperature.
369
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:46,426
No.
370
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:47,727
Noise.
Noise?
371
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:49,729
You know, planes flying
overhead, that kind of thing.
372
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:53,200
Planes aren't allowed
to fly over the White House.
373
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:57,204
You haven't slept
in four nights.
374
00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:59,039
How much sleep
do you usually get?
375
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,141
Four or five hours.
376
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:05,545
Well, we've been through
physical factors
377
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,080
lifestyle factors
378
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,516
and environmental factors.
379
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,051
That leaves us with...
380
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,720
Psychological factors.
381
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:17,190
Yes, sir.
382
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,459
What were the odds?
383
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:22,429
Right.
384
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,701
DONNA:
Just a few minutes actually.
385
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:29,970
What's going on?
386
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,304
Well, we're at the UN
on Monday
387
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:32,839
giving
a new foreign policy speech
388
00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:34,407
that's going
to stir some things up
389
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,009
but the thing is,
it was a relatively
390
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,444
small circle of people
391
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,446
who were consulted
on the speech
392
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,114
and that circle
got wider tonight
393
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,649
so it'll be a weekend
of bartering
394
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:45,618
and Josh is usually one
of the point men on that so...
395
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:46,920
You need to get
back to the office.
396
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:47,955
I have a few minutes.
397
00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:49,456
How have you been?
398
00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:50,557
Great.
399
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,658
You guys survived?
400
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:54,061
The dot.coms didn't
run out of steam.
401
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:55,162
They didn't?
402
00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:56,796
Just hype.
I see.
403
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:57,664
Do you?
404
00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:58,898
No.
405
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,833
It's easier
to start up now.
406
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,369
Why?
407
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:05,738
There's less pressure
to be a success overnight.
408
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,974
Which brings us to...
409
00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:08,641
this.
410
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,077
"Capitolscoop.com."
411
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,945
It'll track legislation,
profile people in power
412
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:15,515
shine a spotlight
on special interests
behind the scenes.
413
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:16,449
Gossip.
414
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,884
Not gossip.
Hard substance.
415
00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:19,219
Public policy.
416
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,288
That's why we need
all the help we can get.
417
00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:23,223
I doubt I can get
Josh involved--
418
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,324
it'd be a conflict.
419
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,792
No, I don't
want Josh.
420
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:26,659
I want you.
421
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:27,527
I'm sorry?
422
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:28,962
I want you.
423
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,697
Well, I don't know
where I'd find the time
424
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:31,664
for something like...
425
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:32,932
It's Friday at 11:00.
426
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,102
I'm basically on
a lunch break right now.
427
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,303
You don't understand.
428
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:37,570
I'm talking about
full time.
429
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,708
Issues Director
for Capitolscoop.com.
430
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:47,814
Well, I...
I'm... surprised
431
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:50,750
and I'm flattered,
but I'm, you know
432
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,519
not at all qualified.
433
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:53,820
That's not true.
434
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,555
You've been Josh Lyman's
traffic cop.
435
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,524
That's like an M.A.
in power-brokering.
436
00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:58,691
You know the Hill.
437
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:01,494
You know every corner
of the White House.
438
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,363
You know every
pressure point
439
00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:05,065
ten miles from
the Potomac.
440
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:07,134
Is this your operating budget?
441
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:11,038
It's your
starting salary.
442
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,205
Ginger?
443
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:13,573
WOMAN:
She's not here.
444
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:14,541
Is Bonnie here?
445
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,043
They went to get
something to eat.
446
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:17,044
Have we met?
447
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:18,878
No. I'm Celia Walton.
448
00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:20,180
Sam Seaborn.
449
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,848
You're one of the people
who was sent over
450
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:23,083
for the week?
Yeah.
451
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,051
We appreciate
your helping out.
452
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:26,186
I go where I'm told.
453
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:28,388
Do you mind
if I say something to you?
454
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:29,489
No.
455
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,791
The way you talked
to that woman before...
456
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:32,959
What woman?
457
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,261
I don't know her name.
458
00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:35,695
The dog on a leash.
459
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:36,963
That was Ainsley Hayes.
460
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,598
She's an Associate Counsel.
461
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:41,168
Yeah. It was rude,
it was inappropriate
462
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,902
and it was offensive.
463
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:43,936
What did I do?
464
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,138
You demeaned her.
465
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,439
No, we're friends.
466
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,475
It's a completely mature...
467
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:49,809
you know...
468
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:50,943
Also, she started it.
469
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,079
Whatever.
470
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,780
Well...
471
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,748
Okay.
472
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:00,920
I wasn't demeaning her.
473
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,189
I was complimenting her.
474
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:04,157
She's an Associate
White House Counsel
475
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:06,526
and you're complimenting her
on her sexuality?
476
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,695
She looked good in that dress
I thought.
477
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,363
Okay.
478
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:13,966
Where is he?
479
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:14,967
Congresswoman.
480
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:15,968
Where is he, Sam?
481
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,237
Toby?
Yes.
482
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,571
I do not know.
Liar.
483
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:20,473
You want to talk
about the speech?
484
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:23,143
I and members of the House
International Relations
Committee, yes.
485
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:24,444
I couldn't help but notice
486
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:25,978
that your fingerprints
are all over this, too.
487
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,347
You and Toby
want to be responsible
488
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:28,715
for starting World War III?
489
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:29,482
No.
Well, you're gonna.
490
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,017
I was having
a good night
491
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:32,685
until, like,
three minutes ago.
492
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:33,653
Where is he?
493
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:34,321
I don't know.
494
00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:35,755
You said that already.
495
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,125
But you asked me again,
and I still didn't know.
496
00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,262
May I wait
in his office?
497
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:43,830
Better his than mine.
498
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:44,931
( door slams )
499
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:45,998
( sighs )
500
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,500
What were we talking about?
501
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,103
Look, I'm just a temporary
hand here for a week
502
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,505
but I don't think
it's a joke or anything.
503
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,341
And you say Ginger and Bonnie
are out getting
504
00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:55,575
something to eat?
505
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,976
Yeah.
506
00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:59,679
I need these distributed.
507
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,317
Andy's in your office.
508
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:05,818
You let her in my office?
509
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,287
Yeah.
510
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,622
What the hell did you
let her in my office for?
511
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:12,259
Okay, well, I'm going
to step out for a minute
512
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:14,327
and not be
in this area anymore.
513
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,400
( sighs )
514
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:26,005
ANDY:
I don't get
how you could do this
515
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:27,607
without consulting people.
516
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,608
Come on in.
517
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,377
I don't get
how you think you can...
518
00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:31,611
We consulted
plenty of people.
519
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,945
What do you think,
Sam and I create
520
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,614
foreign policy
around here?
521
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,015
I don't know.
522
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,450
You, Sam, Abbott, Costello.
523
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,751
We brought in...
for three weeks...
524
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:39,952
Did you bring in anybody
from State?
525
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:40,887
Yes.
Who?
526
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:42,155
The Secretary of State.
527
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,723
Since when do you
get to come in...?
528
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,625
I'm the third ranking member
on the damn committee.
529
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,027
This is a Presidential address,
Andrea, not a camel.
530
00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:48,895
A what?
531
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:49,896
A camel.
532
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:52,332
A horse built by committee.
533
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:57,237
"Freedom must run deeper
than the free flow of capital.
534
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:59,439
"Freedom must mean more
than the free trade
535
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:00,640
"of goods and services.
536
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,409
The world will be free..."
I read it.
537
00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:04,477
"The world will be free
when we have freedom of speech
538
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,745
for every nation..."
539
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,514
In fact, I wrote it.
"The world will be free
540
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:08,815
"when there is freedom
to worship for everyone.
541
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,717
The world
will be free..."
Andy...
542
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:14,554
"...when we finally shake off
the rusted chains of tyranny..."
Yes.
543
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,623
"...whether in the guise
of fascist dictatorships..."
544
00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:18,891
You getting nervous?
"...or economic slavery,
or ethnic hostility..."
545
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:19,959
A little nervous?
546
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,429
"...or..."
Wait for it...
547
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:25,998
"the crushing yoke
of Islamic fanaticism."
548
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,967
Gentlemen,
start your engines.
549
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:30,102
C.J.:
Billy's wife is already here.
550
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:31,938
She's in my
office right now.
551
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,072
Is she very upset?
552
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:34,407
She's...
( knocking )
553
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:35,875
Leo?
Send him in.
554
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:36,843
She's with Leonard.
555
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,578
Come in.
556
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:41,281
Everybody,
this is McKennen Loboko
557
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:42,715
the Congolese attaché.
558
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:43,583
McKonnen.
559
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,584
I'm sorry.
560
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,553
Mr. Loboko,
you know our situation.
561
00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:47,754
We've got an American reporter
562
00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,856
who we believe was taken
by the MaiMais.
563
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:53,092
He shouldn't have
been traveling without
proper documentation.
564
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,127
The MaiMai care about
proper documentation, do they?
565
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,396
I beg your pardon?
566
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:57,630
If his papers were
in order, he wouldn't
567
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:58,698
have been abducted
at gunpoint?
568
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,733
We haven't been introduced.
569
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:01,734
I'm C.J. Cregg.
570
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:03,202
I'm the White House
Press Secretary.
571
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,571
That guy sat in my room
for a year
572
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:06,005
his wife's sitting
in my office
573
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,006
his two kids are sitting
at home
574
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:08,140
and I want him back.
575
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,477
You think I have him
in my briefcase?
576
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:11,811
This is a shakedown
577
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:14,314
so tell us how much money,
and where does it go.
578
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:17,183
The Congolese government
doesn't negotiate
579
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:18,285
with murderers.
580
00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:19,952
The Congolese government
is a myth!
581
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:25,325
I can't talk to this woman.
582
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,559
Mr. Loboko...
583
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,796
how much money,
and where does it go?
584
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:35,535
( thunder cracks )
585
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:38,738
Where have you been?
586
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,373
I told you I
was going out.
587
00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:41,374
For an hour?
588
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,476
Well... yeah.
589
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,445
There's an editorial
on sugar subsidies
590
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,347
in the International
Herald-Tribune.
591
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,748
Make sure Leo
gets a copy.
592
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,583
Also, make sure
you send me home
593
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,319
with a Congressional
facebook.
594
00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:53,553
Why?
595
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:54,687
I'm still mixing up
Cooper and Hooper.
596
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:55,888
Why?
597
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:57,757
'Cause Cooper sounds
a lot like Hooper.
598
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,359
What does it matter? Just...
599
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:00,993
I got offered a job tonight.
600
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,529
What do you mean?
601
00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:04,030
You know Casey Reed?
No.
602
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:05,598
We went to college together.
603
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,099
That's where you were?
604
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,134
Yeah.
605
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:09,201
At a job interview?
606
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:10,303
It wasn't a job interview.
607
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:11,404
We were meeting for a drink.
608
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:13,540
What's the job?
609
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,775
He has an Internet
start-up.
610
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,810
What kind of site?
611
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,312
Commentary.
612
00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:21,414
He asked me
to be Issues Director.
613
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:22,482
Issues Director.
Yeah.
614
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:24,283
For an Internet start-up.
615
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,353
Dot.coms aren't dying,
just the hype.
616
00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:27,219
Really?
617
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:28,688
Yeah.
618
00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:31,758
Sounds like the hype's
alive and well, too.
619
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:35,027
I suppose.
620
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,696
You suppose.
621
00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:37,664
Yeah.
622
00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:39,031
You can't be thinking
about taking
623
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,967
a job that may not be around
a year from now.
624
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:43,302
This job may not be around
a year from now.
625
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,672
He offered you money?
626
00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:47,540
Yeah.
627
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,008
Well, all I can offer you
is a title bump.
628
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:50,677
Like what?
629
00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:53,346
Senior Assistant
to the Deputy Chief of Staff
630
00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:55,247
for Strategic Planning.
That's my title now.
631
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:57,517
Then I can't offer you
a title bump.
632
00:21:57,517 --> 00:22:00,553
The sugar subsidy editorial
and the facebook, okay?
633
00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:02,021
Cooper and Hooper.
634
00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:07,527
( knock on door )
635
00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:11,330
What do you need?
636
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:14,767
There's a thing in this
we need to be careful of.
637
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:15,602
What?
638
00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:16,869
They say they'll approve
639
00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:18,938
a new scale of
peacekeeping assessments
640
00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:20,740
if there's a cost-
sharing mechanism
641
00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:22,409
but it isn't fully
addressed here.
642
00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:25,311
You're going to want me to
rewrite some of this language
643
00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:26,946
before the President
goes to the U.N.
644
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:28,080
Mm.
645
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,081
What?
646
00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:30,282
Let me ask you something.
647
00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:32,452
Before, when I said
that you were enough
648
00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:34,220
to make a good dog
break his leash
649
00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:36,188
you understand that men
650
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:37,557
we're the dog, right?
651
00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:38,658
I was the dog.
652
00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:39,892
I understood
the metaphor.
653
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:40,827
Okay.
654
00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:42,595
The peacekeeping
assessment has to be
655
00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:44,431
based on per capita
income of each country
656
00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:46,399
with Category J
countries paying
657
00:22:46,399 --> 00:22:47,700
the least
at a 90% discount.
658
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:48,835
I meant it to make you
feel good.
659
00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:50,002
It did.
660
00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:51,604
Although I
certainly meant it.
I appreciate it.
661
00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:53,005
I didn't mean to demean you.
662
00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:54,340
I kind of need you
to listen along.
663
00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:55,608
Okay.
664
00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:57,209
Category A countries
will be paying a premium
665
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,678
actually over-paying
to cover the discounts
666
00:22:58,678 --> 00:22:59,846
for Category J states.
667
00:22:59,846 --> 00:23:00,580
Yeah.
668
00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:01,781
So we
need to be
669
00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:04,383
more specific
about Category A.
670
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,485
It's going
to be important.
671
00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:06,553
I was told that I demeaned you.
672
00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:07,587
You didn't.
673
00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:09,121
I was told that I did.
By who?
674
00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:10,222
By someone named Celia.
675
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,090
She was mistaken.
You sure?
676
00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:12,559
If I felt demeaned
677
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,293
I'd be among the very
first people to know.
678
00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:15,928
Terrific.
679
00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:17,163
Here are my notes.
680
00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:18,097
I'll rewrite them now.
681
00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:19,065
You'll stick around?
682
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:21,100
What else would I do
on a Friday night?
683
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:22,735
I don't like to pry.
684
00:23:24,671 --> 00:23:26,272
ANDY:
America doesn't have a monopoly
685
00:23:26,272 --> 00:23:27,139
on what's right.
686
00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:28,541
And even if we did
687
00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:30,777
I think you're going
to have a tough time
688
00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:32,545
convincing the Arab world.
689
00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:34,581
Well, we'd like to talk
to them about it.
690
00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:35,982
That ought to do the trick.
691
00:23:35,982 --> 00:23:36,783
Worth a shot.
692
00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:38,150
The U.S. Constitution
693
00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:39,719
defends religious pluralism.
694
00:23:39,719 --> 00:23:42,088
It doesn't reduce all of Islam
to fanaticism.
695
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:43,289
Neither does this speech.
696
00:23:43,289 --> 00:23:44,557
It calls fanaticism,
fanaticism.
697
00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:46,325
Toby...
It's fanaticism
whether we
698
00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:48,828
call it that or not, so we're
going to call it that.
699
00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:50,963
We respect all religions,
all cultures.
700
00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:51,664
To a point.
701
00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:52,732
Yes, to a point.
702
00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:54,734
Grotesque oppression isn't okay
703
00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:57,403
just because it's been
institutionalized.
704
00:23:57,403 --> 00:24:00,239
If you ask me, we should've
gotten into the game
705
00:24:00,239 --> 00:24:02,008
three, four decades ago
706
00:24:02,008 --> 00:24:05,878
but they're coming for us now,
so it's time to saddle up.
707
00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:08,748
Toby...
708
00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:09,716
We do know what's right.
709
00:24:09,716 --> 00:24:11,518
This is why they hate us.
710
00:24:11,518 --> 00:24:13,285
There's a lot of reasons
why they hate us.
711
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,054
You know when they're
going to like us?
712
00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:16,055
When we win.
713
00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:20,793
LEONARD:
C.J...
714
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:21,861
Okay...
715
00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:23,429
Please tell me
what's happening.
716
00:24:23,429 --> 00:24:25,665
Janet, we're working some back
channels right now.
717
00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:27,600
I think if you can make
yourself comfortable here
718
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,135
we might have some news
in an hour or so.
719
00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:30,937
The government's going to
give these people money?
720
00:24:30,937 --> 00:24:32,204
No, we can't buy
them off directly
721
00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:34,340
but what we do is we
offer to withhold money
722
00:24:34,340 --> 00:24:35,374
from their enemies.
723
00:24:35,374 --> 00:24:37,844
And if that doesn't work?
724
00:24:37,844 --> 00:24:40,747
Your husband is employed by
a billion dollar corporation.
725
00:24:40,747 --> 00:24:42,615
Janet, Mrs. Carlson
726
00:24:42,615 --> 00:24:44,216
would pay... whatever.
727
00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:45,384
Ransom.
Yeah.
728
00:24:45,384 --> 00:24:46,819
Let's not get
that far right now.
729
00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:48,755
Listen, your clothes are wet.
730
00:24:48,755 --> 00:24:49,722
Can I get you some...
731
00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:51,223
No, no, I'm fine.
732
00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:52,224
Okay.
733
00:24:52,224 --> 00:24:53,626
Okay.
734
00:24:54,561 --> 00:24:56,162
I-I should stay here?
735
00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:57,564
Yeah.
736
00:25:00,767 --> 00:25:02,334
STANLEY:
Insomnia is a pretty common
737
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,370
symptom of depression.
738
00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:06,038
Are you depressed?
739
00:25:06,038 --> 00:25:06,739
No.
740
00:25:06,739 --> 00:25:08,140
I didn't think so.
741
00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:11,678
Some people are predisposed
to insomnia in times of
742
00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:13,813
acute stress.
743
00:25:13,813 --> 00:25:17,650
Are you under
any stress?
744
00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:21,353
Is there any stress
in your...
745
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:24,891
...job at all, or...?
746
00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:27,660
But, seriously, folks
747
00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:30,797
has there been an unusual
amount of stress lately?
748
00:25:30,797 --> 00:25:31,631
Well
749
00:25:31,631 --> 00:25:33,866
Congress was investigating me.
750
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:34,734
Yeah.
751
00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:35,702
And I was censured.
752
00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:36,803
Then I had to give
753
00:25:36,803 --> 00:25:38,470
the State of
the Union.
Yeah.
754
00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:39,939
I'm running for
re-election.
755
00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:40,807
Mm-hmm.
756
00:25:40,807 --> 00:25:42,274
Things are blowing
up everywhere
757
00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:44,777
and I have chosen
the General Assembly of the U.N.
758
00:25:44,777 --> 00:25:46,879
to define
a tougher foreign policy.
759
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,182
Not unusually stressful, no.
760
00:25:52,619 --> 00:25:54,587
I don't like the word "stress."
761
00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:56,188
It's a Madison Avenue word.
762
00:25:56,188 --> 00:25:58,557
It's something that can be
cured with flavored coffee
763
00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,693
and bath bubbles.
764
00:26:00,693 --> 00:26:02,862
So you don't feel stress?
765
00:26:02,862 --> 00:26:05,231
I have a job I like,
and my family's healthy.
766
00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:07,900
That doesn't mean you're
not entitled to feel stress.
767
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,435
Stress is for other people.
768
00:26:09,435 --> 00:26:10,803
What other people?
I'm saying
769
00:26:10,803 --> 00:26:12,171
it's not stress.
770
00:26:12,171 --> 00:26:14,506
I was feeling stressed
five nights ago, too
771
00:26:14,506 --> 00:26:15,574
and I slept fine.
772
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,243
So what happened
four nights ago?
773
00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:18,945
I want my money back.
774
00:26:21,213 --> 00:26:23,816
This is a very
unusual conversation.
775
00:26:23,816 --> 00:26:25,184
I get that a lot.
776
00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:26,619
I'd imagine.
777
00:26:26,619 --> 00:26:27,687
So what do you charge?
778
00:26:27,687 --> 00:26:29,622
$375 an hour.
779
00:26:29,622 --> 00:26:35,061
For $375 an hour, you ought
to bring your own damn lingerie.
780
00:26:35,061 --> 00:26:36,295
I do.
781
00:26:36,295 --> 00:26:38,397
There's a great story
about Arthur Miller.
782
00:26:38,397 --> 00:26:40,967
Death of a Salesman
had just opened on Broadway
783
00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:43,102
the night before,
and he was walking around
784
00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:45,004
his old neighborhood
in Brooklyn and he sees
785
00:26:45,004 --> 00:26:47,006
a hot dog vendor that he
went to high school with
786
00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:49,608
and he says, "Hey, Jimmy,
it's me, Arthur Miller."
787
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,911
And the hot dog vendor says,
"Artie, how you doing?
788
00:26:51,911 --> 00:26:53,479
What you been up to?"
789
00:26:53,479 --> 00:26:55,948
And Miller says, "I'm, you know,
I'm a playwright."
790
00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:58,417
And the hot dog vendor says,
"Hmm, play writing.
791
00:26:58,417 --> 00:26:59,952
I should have gone into that."
792
00:27:01,587 --> 00:27:02,689
$375 an hour.
793
00:27:02,689 --> 00:27:04,090
Yes, sir.
794
00:27:04,090 --> 00:27:04,757
For what?
795
00:27:04,757 --> 00:27:06,759
I don't really know.
796
00:27:06,759 --> 00:27:10,196
( sighs )
797
00:27:11,764 --> 00:27:13,399
I can't sleep.
798
00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:16,135
I can't sleep.
799
00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:20,006
I'll be tired and I'll lie
there and it doesn't happen.
800
00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:24,410
What happened
four nights ago?
801
00:27:24,410 --> 00:27:26,378
I won the Iowa caucus.
802
00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:28,380
Anything else?
803
00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:29,782
That's not enough?
804
00:27:29,782 --> 00:27:32,018
Mr. President...
805
00:27:32,018 --> 00:27:33,953
if you were
any other patient...
806
00:27:33,953 --> 00:27:36,455
Say what you'd say
to any other patient.
807
00:27:36,455 --> 00:27:41,894
I'd say, screw around if you
want, but it's your money
808
00:27:41,894 --> 00:27:46,265
it's about to be my money,
and I sleep fine.
809
00:27:51,537 --> 00:27:54,874
I had a conversation
with one of my aides that night
810
00:27:54,874 --> 00:27:56,709
after we got back from Iowa.
811
00:27:56,709 --> 00:27:58,444
He called me on something.
812
00:27:58,444 --> 00:27:59,912
What?
813
00:27:59,912 --> 00:28:03,049
Well, I guess we talked
about a lot of things.
814
00:28:03,049 --> 00:28:06,819
Who we think the Republican
challenger is going to be
815
00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:09,856
and incumbency,
and campaign
816
00:28:09,856 --> 00:28:12,224
strategy, strategic overview
817
00:28:12,224 --> 00:28:16,695
but the long and short of it is,
my father never liked me at all.
818
00:28:23,803 --> 00:28:26,105
Well, at least we're
closer to my area now.
819
00:28:27,974 --> 00:28:30,276
Yeah, I thought
you'd enjoy that.
820
00:28:44,523 --> 00:28:46,325
( groans softly )
821
00:28:58,337 --> 00:29:00,406
Charlie?
822
00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:01,407
Yeah?
823
00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:02,608
Are you in pain?
824
00:29:02,608 --> 00:29:04,176
No.
825
00:29:04,176 --> 00:29:05,144
Charlie?
826
00:29:05,144 --> 00:29:06,212
Yes?
827
00:29:06,212 --> 00:29:08,114
Have you been
playing basketball?
828
00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:08,848
Yes.
829
00:29:08,848 --> 00:29:10,016
Did you get beat?
830
00:29:10,016 --> 00:29:10,682
No.
831
00:29:10,682 --> 00:29:11,884
Charlie?
Yes.
832
00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:13,419
Who'd you play?
Doesn't matter.
833
00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:14,420
Ed?
No.
834
00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:15,387
Larry?
No.
835
00:29:15,387 --> 00:29:16,188
Jack?
No.
836
00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:18,124
Did you get
beat by Manny?
837
00:29:18,124 --> 00:29:19,058
No.
838
00:29:19,058 --> 00:29:20,126
Who?
839
00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:21,160
Deanna.
840
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,494
Your sister?
841
00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:23,963
Yes.
842
00:29:23,963 --> 00:29:25,064
Your little sister?
843
00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:27,599
She plays varsity, Sam.
844
00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:29,035
Girls varsity.
845
00:29:29,035 --> 00:29:30,002
She played a finesse game.
846
00:29:30,002 --> 00:29:31,070
Man, you can't walk.
847
00:29:31,070 --> 00:29:32,371
Yeah.
848
00:29:32,371 --> 00:29:33,973
I don't know
what's happening to my life.
849
00:29:33,973 --> 00:29:35,474
Listen, I can tell
850
00:29:35,474 --> 00:29:38,077
you're down in the dumps,
but let's talk about me.
851
00:29:38,077 --> 00:29:38,945
Okay.
852
00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:40,112
If your sister was
getting ready
853
00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:41,848
for a night out, and I said
854
00:29:41,848 --> 00:29:44,083
"Deanna, you're enough to make
a good dog break his leash"
855
00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:45,184
would you think I was a cad?
856
00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:46,252
I'd think you were a hick.
857
00:29:46,252 --> 00:29:47,553
AINSLEY:
Sam...
Hang on.
858
00:29:47,553 --> 00:29:48,855
Because of the sentiment
or the expression?
859
00:29:48,855 --> 00:29:50,322
It's my sister?
Yeah.
860
00:29:50,322 --> 00:29:52,191
I'd beat you up.
You and how many
Girl Scouts?
861
00:29:52,191 --> 00:29:53,525
If I could stand up...
862
00:29:53,525 --> 00:29:54,760
Sam...
But if it wasn't
your sister.
863
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:55,627
Then you're fine.
864
00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:57,063
He says I'm fine.
865
00:29:57,063 --> 00:29:58,865
You're not, 'cause this
isn't quite right.
866
00:29:58,865 --> 00:30:00,199
Still?
!
It needs to be clear
867
00:30:00,199 --> 00:30:02,701
that the total assessment
is down to 25%
868
00:30:02,701 --> 00:30:04,103
from 27% for Category A.
869
00:30:04,103 --> 00:30:05,371
We've been in this fight.
870
00:30:05,371 --> 00:30:06,939
AINSLEY:
But if we pay before...
871
00:30:06,939 --> 00:30:07,840
Hang on. Here she is.
872
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,175
Celia, I asked Ainsley
873
00:30:09,175 --> 00:30:11,110
and she said
she didn't mind at all
874
00:30:11,110 --> 00:30:12,979
plus, Charlie said
he's fine with it.
875
00:30:12,979 --> 00:30:14,513
Charlie's a man.
876
00:30:14,513 --> 00:30:15,381
Damn right.
877
00:30:15,381 --> 00:30:16,682
Sam?
Yes?
878
00:30:16,682 --> 00:30:18,617
We need to be clear
we're not going
to take a bath
879
00:30:18,617 --> 00:30:19,952
when other countries can
afford to take on more.
880
00:30:19,952 --> 00:30:21,787
Yes.
This is important.
881
00:30:21,787 --> 00:30:23,923
I also think it's
important to make clear
that I'm not a sexist.
882
00:30:23,923 --> 00:30:24,790
And that I'm all man.
883
00:30:24,790 --> 00:30:25,791
You're Celia?
884
00:30:25,791 --> 00:30:27,193
Yes.
He's not a sexist.
885
00:30:27,193 --> 00:30:28,694
If you're willing
to let your sexuality
886
00:30:28,694 --> 00:30:30,229
diminish your power.
I'm sorry?
887
00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:32,098
I said I'm surprised
you're willing to let
888
00:30:32,098 --> 00:30:33,966
your sexuality
diminish your power.
889
00:30:33,966 --> 00:30:35,467
I don't even know
what that means.
890
00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:37,269
I think you do.
And I think you think
891
00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:38,704
I'm made out
of candy glass, Celia.
892
00:30:38,704 --> 00:30:40,940
If somebody says something
that offends you, tell them
893
00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:43,575
but all women don't
have to think alike.
894
00:30:43,575 --> 00:30:46,979
and when somebody said something
that offended me, I did say so.
895
00:30:46,979 --> 00:30:48,714
I like it
when the guys tease me.
896
00:30:48,714 --> 00:30:51,117
It's an inadvertent show
of respect I'm on the team
897
00:30:51,117 --> 00:30:52,952
and I don't mind it
when it gets sexual.
898
00:30:52,952 --> 00:30:54,453
And you know why?
I like sex.
899
00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:56,188
Hello.
I don't think
whatever sexuality
900
00:30:56,188 --> 00:30:58,624
I may have
diminishes my power.
901
00:30:58,624 --> 00:31:00,026
I think it enhances it.
902
00:31:00,026 --> 00:31:02,694
And what kind
of feminism do
you call that?
903
00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:03,795
My kind.
904
00:31:03,795 --> 00:31:05,297
It's called
Lipstick Feminism.
905
00:31:05,297 --> 00:31:06,933
I call it
Stiletto Feminism.
906
00:31:06,933 --> 00:31:08,134
Stilettos?
907
00:31:08,134 --> 00:31:09,635
You're not in enough
trouble already?
908
00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:11,237
I suppose I am.
909
00:31:11,237 --> 00:31:13,205
Isn't the point that Sam
wouldn't have been able to find
910
00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:14,340
another way to be chummy
with a woman
911
00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:15,908
who wasn't sexually appealing?
912
00:31:15,908 --> 00:31:17,409
He would be able to,
but that isn't the point.
913
00:31:17,409 --> 00:31:19,311
The point is
that sexual revolution
914
00:31:19,311 --> 00:31:21,780
tends to get in the way
of actual revolution.
915
00:31:21,780 --> 00:31:25,084
Nonsense issues distract
attention away from real ones:
916
00:31:25,084 --> 00:31:28,020
pay equity, child care,
honest-to-God sexual harassment
917
00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:30,422
and in this case
918
00:31:30,422 --> 00:31:33,825
a speech in front of the
U.N. General Assembly.
919
00:31:33,825 --> 00:31:35,794
So, you, 25% on
the assessments
920
00:31:35,794 --> 00:31:37,964
for Category A.
921
00:31:37,964 --> 00:31:39,165
You...
922
00:31:39,165 --> 00:31:40,766
I don't know what
your thing is.
923
00:31:40,766 --> 00:31:43,936
And, you, stop trying
to take the fun out of my day.
924
00:31:43,936 --> 00:31:46,172
With that, I'm going
to get a cupcake.
925
00:31:47,706 --> 00:31:49,108
Well, for the moment,
at least
926
00:31:49,108 --> 00:31:51,243
I'm going to do what
she's telling me to do.
927
00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:52,778
We're at O.E.O.B.
928
00:31:52,778 --> 00:31:54,280
Okay.
929
00:32:02,888 --> 00:32:04,623
How you doing?
930
00:32:15,234 --> 00:32:16,135
There.
931
00:32:16,135 --> 00:32:18,537
It's not the best
in the world
932
00:32:18,537 --> 00:32:19,938
but it's hot.
933
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:22,908
I'm sorry
I didn't ask you
934
00:32:22,908 --> 00:32:23,909
your name before.
935
00:32:23,909 --> 00:32:24,843
Donna.
936
00:32:24,843 --> 00:32:25,877
Really?
937
00:32:25,877 --> 00:32:27,079
Yeah.
938
00:32:27,079 --> 00:32:29,048
Our daughter is Donna.
939
00:32:29,048 --> 00:32:30,049
How old is she?
940
00:32:30,049 --> 00:32:31,817
She's seven months.
941
00:32:31,817 --> 00:32:34,186
And her brother Harry is three.
942
00:32:34,186 --> 00:32:36,022
Three and a quarter.
943
00:32:36,022 --> 00:32:38,057
He'd want me
to say that.
944
00:32:40,159 --> 00:32:42,894
How does it work
with the money, do you know?
945
00:32:42,894 --> 00:32:44,263
I don't.
946
00:32:44,263 --> 00:32:46,032
I'm an assistant here.
947
00:32:46,032 --> 00:32:48,500
Bill's written...
948
00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:50,769
I know he's written
negative things
949
00:32:50,769 --> 00:32:51,937
about the President...
950
00:32:51,937 --> 00:32:53,105
No.
951
00:32:53,105 --> 00:32:54,806
and he and C.J.
don't really...
952
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:57,043
Nobody cares
about that tonight.
953
00:32:57,043 --> 00:32:58,410
Okay.
954
00:32:58,410 --> 00:33:01,013
And you want to know
a secret about C.J.?
955
00:33:01,013 --> 00:33:03,482
But you can't tell your
husband this, really.
956
00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:05,617
She battles with
them every day
957
00:33:05,617 --> 00:33:06,952
but she loves reporters.
958
00:33:06,952 --> 00:33:08,754
She's very
protective of them
959
00:33:08,754 --> 00:33:12,291
and it, it doesn't matter
whether... you know?
960
00:33:17,596 --> 00:33:18,764
TOBY:
It took... it took...
961
00:33:18,764 --> 00:33:20,099
Andrea, it took three days
962
00:33:20,099 --> 00:33:22,201
to get the language
through NSC and the NSA.
963
00:33:22,201 --> 00:33:23,935
Yes.
It isn't coming out
of the speech.
964
00:33:23,935 --> 00:33:25,371
I didn't think it was.
965
00:33:25,371 --> 00:33:26,672
Why are we here for an hour?
966
00:33:26,672 --> 00:33:28,274
Several members
have drafted an insert.
967
00:33:28,274 --> 00:33:30,076
Will you look at it?
968
00:33:31,810 --> 00:33:33,345
Sure.
969
00:33:36,315 --> 00:33:39,351
This would follow
your paragraph.
970
00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:42,621
"Our goal is neither to preach
nor proclaim American values.
971
00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:43,655
"We have deep respect
972
00:33:43,655 --> 00:33:45,591
"for our Islamic brothers
and sisters
973
00:33:45,591 --> 00:33:48,794
"and we have a great deal
to learn from the values
974
00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:50,696
"of... tolerance and faith
975
00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:55,101
that are deeply held
throughout the Islamic world."
976
00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:59,238
So this is your way of saying
any resemblance
977
00:33:59,238 --> 00:34:02,208
the previous paragraph
may have had to foreign policy
978
00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:03,975
is purely coincidental.
979
00:34:03,975 --> 00:34:05,043
That's right.
980
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,345
Guess what.
981
00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:07,513
What?
982
00:34:07,513 --> 00:34:09,515
Our goal is to proclaim
American values.
983
00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:11,950
The speech isn't supposed
to be about ideology.
984
00:34:11,950 --> 00:34:13,885
It's supposed to be
about reality.
985
00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:15,354
I think the President
will decide
986
00:34:15,354 --> 00:34:17,123
what the speech
is supposed to be about
987
00:34:17,123 --> 00:34:19,358
but the reality is
the United States of America
988
00:34:19,358 --> 00:34:20,726
no longer sucks up
to reactionaries
989
00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:22,928
and our staunch allies
will know what we mean.
990
00:34:22,928 --> 00:34:26,031
We don't have any staunch allies
in the Arab world
991
00:34:26,031 --> 00:34:27,433
just reluctant ones.
992
00:34:27,433 --> 00:34:29,568
We've a coalition held
together with duct tape.
993
00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:32,538
A coalition without
which we cannot fight.
994
00:34:32,538 --> 00:34:33,739
Nobody's blowing off
the coalition
995
00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:35,107
and that coalition
will be plenty strong.
996
00:34:35,107 --> 00:34:36,408
When we win?
That's right.
997
00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:39,678
What's Egypt going
to think? Or Pakistan?
998
00:34:39,678 --> 00:34:42,047
That freedom and democracy
are coming soon
999
00:34:42,047 --> 00:34:43,549
to a theater near them
1000
00:34:43,549 --> 00:34:44,883
so get dressed.
1001
00:34:44,883 --> 00:34:46,017
Toby...
1002
00:34:46,017 --> 00:34:48,720
you guys are on
a thing right now.
1003
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:50,289
And I'm behind you.
1004
00:34:50,289 --> 00:34:52,291
You know I'm behind you
1005
00:34:52,291 --> 00:34:53,992
a lot of House
Democrats are...
1006
00:34:53,992 --> 00:34:55,060
Not enough.
1007
00:34:55,060 --> 00:34:56,528
...and plenty
of Republicans
1008
00:34:56,528 --> 00:34:58,464
but this one
moment in time
1009
00:34:58,464 --> 00:35:00,799
you have to get
off your horse
1010
00:35:00,799 --> 00:35:02,234
and just...
1011
00:35:02,234 --> 00:35:05,070
simply put-- be nice
to the Arab world.
1012
00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:06,838
Be nice?
1013
00:35:06,838 --> 00:35:07,906
Yes.
1014
00:35:07,906 --> 00:35:09,608
Well...
1015
00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:13,479
how about when we,
instead of blowing Iraq back
1016
00:35:13,479 --> 00:35:17,716
to the seventh century
for harboring terrorists
1017
00:35:17,716 --> 00:35:21,119
and trying to develop
nuclear weapons
1018
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:23,789
we just imposed
economic sanctions
1019
00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:27,159
and we're reviled
by the Arab world
1020
00:35:27,159 --> 00:35:28,894
for not giving them
a global charge card
1021
00:35:28,894 --> 00:35:30,462
and a free trade treaty?
1022
00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:34,500
How about when we pushed Israel
to give up land for peace?
1023
00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:38,770
How about when we sent American
soldiers to protect Saudi Arabia
1024
00:35:38,770 --> 00:35:40,439
and the Arab world told us
1025
00:35:40,439 --> 00:35:41,973
we were desecrating
their Holy Land?
1026
00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:44,075
We'll ignore the fact
that we were invited.
1027
00:35:44,075 --> 00:35:46,578
How about two weeks ago,
in the State of the Union
1028
00:35:46,578 --> 00:35:48,947
when the President praised
the Islamic people
1029
00:35:48,947 --> 00:35:50,449
as "faithful and hardworking"
1030
00:35:50,449 --> 00:35:52,384
only to be denounced
in the Arab press
1031
00:35:52,384 --> 00:35:53,952
as knowing nothing
about Islam
1032
00:35:53,952 --> 00:35:55,254
but none of that is the point.
1033
00:35:55,254 --> 00:35:56,455
What's the point?
1034
00:35:56,455 --> 00:35:58,257
I don't remember
having to explain it
1035
00:35:58,257 --> 00:36:00,158
to Italians that our problem
wasn't with them
1036
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:01,693
but with Mussolini.
1037
00:36:01,693 --> 00:36:04,330
Why does the U.S. have to take
every Arab country out
1038
00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:05,464
for an ice cream cone?!
1039
00:36:05,464 --> 00:36:06,865
They'll like us when we win!
1040
00:36:12,471 --> 00:36:15,207
Thousands of madrases
1041
00:36:15,207 --> 00:36:18,009
teaching children nothing,
nothing
1042
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:20,178
nothing but the Koran
1043
00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:21,580
and to hate America.
1044
00:36:21,580 --> 00:36:23,549
Who do we see about that?
1045
00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:29,355
Do I want to preach America?
1046
00:36:29,355 --> 00:36:32,190
Judeo-Christianity? No.
1047
00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:35,761
If their religion forbids them
from playing the trumpet
1048
00:36:35,761 --> 00:36:37,463
so be it.
1049
00:36:37,463 --> 00:36:43,068
But I want those kids to...
look at a globe.
1050
00:36:43,068 --> 00:36:45,504
Be exposed
1051
00:36:45,504 --> 00:36:48,274
to social sciences, history.
1052
00:36:48,274 --> 00:36:51,343
Some literature.
1053
00:36:56,948 --> 00:36:59,751
They'll like us when we win.
1054
00:37:07,593 --> 00:37:08,927
Okay.
1055
00:37:17,369 --> 00:37:19,871
Let me take another look
at the softer language.
1056
00:37:30,982 --> 00:37:32,418
( sighs )
1057
00:37:45,531 --> 00:37:46,898
LEONARD:
How's she doing?
1058
00:37:46,898 --> 00:37:48,967
She was asking
how the money works
1059
00:37:48,967 --> 00:37:49,835
and I didn't know.
1060
00:37:49,835 --> 00:37:51,202
It's not money.
1061
00:37:51,202 --> 00:37:54,606
Actually, it's a promise
to honor international sanctions
1062
00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:57,309
against the export
of something called "Col-Tan"
1063
00:37:57,309 --> 00:37:58,777
by the Rwandan army.
1064
00:37:58,777 --> 00:37:59,978
What's Col-Tan?
1065
00:37:59,978 --> 00:38:01,913
It's a mineral they have
a lot of in the Congo.
1066
00:38:01,913 --> 00:38:03,415
When you refine it
1067
00:38:03,415 --> 00:38:05,851
it's a necessary component
of cell phones and pagers
1068
00:38:05,851 --> 00:38:08,286
and the Rwandans and Ugandans
smuggle it illegally.
1069
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,456
Listen.
1070
00:38:10,456 --> 00:38:12,391
What do you know?
1071
00:38:12,391 --> 00:38:14,225
Akin Wamba, who's
the MaiMai rebel commander
1072
00:38:14,225 --> 00:38:15,260
sent word through a crew
1073
00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:16,628
that was filming in Goma.
1074
00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:18,163
Oh, God.
1075
00:38:18,163 --> 00:38:19,164
Yeah.
1076
00:38:19,164 --> 00:38:21,333
He was killed
in an ambush.
1077
00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:25,971
Embassy Kinshasa's
going to get the body.
1078
00:38:37,015 --> 00:38:40,118
( indistinct voices )
No, please...
1079
00:38:40,118 --> 00:38:41,152
No!
1080
00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:42,153
No.
1081
00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:43,088
Oh, no.
1082
00:38:43,088 --> 00:38:44,856
Oh, my... Oh, my God.
1083
00:38:44,856 --> 00:38:47,526
( sobbing ):
Oh, God, no...
1084
00:39:04,443 --> 00:39:07,846
STANLEY:
It can't be easy being you.
1085
00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:08,680
I told you...
1086
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,749
I don't mean the job.
1087
00:39:10,749 --> 00:39:15,421
I meant, uh, you know,
being inside your head.
1088
00:39:15,421 --> 00:39:18,023
What's wrong with my head?
1089
00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:20,426
I don't know.
1090
00:39:20,426 --> 00:39:21,793
Of course not.
1091
00:39:21,793 --> 00:39:23,829
That would be $385 an hour.
1092
00:39:23,829 --> 00:39:28,266
They keep moving the goalposts
on you, don't they?
1093
00:39:28,266 --> 00:39:30,068
Get As, good college
1094
00:39:30,068 --> 00:39:31,369
Latin honors.
1095
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,539
Get into the London
School of Economics.
1096
00:39:33,539 --> 00:39:35,106
Get a good teaching job
1097
00:39:35,106 --> 00:39:37,342
Ivy League school, tenure.
1098
00:39:37,342 --> 00:39:38,610
Now you got to publish
1099
00:39:38,610 --> 00:39:40,512
now you got to go
to Stockholm.
1100
00:39:40,512 --> 00:39:43,515
It's not good for a person
to keep setting goals?
1101
00:39:43,515 --> 00:39:45,784
It probably is,
but it's tricky for somebody
1102
00:39:45,784 --> 00:39:47,385
who's still trying
to get his father
1103
00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:48,987
to stop hitting him.
1104
00:39:48,987 --> 00:39:53,492
Well, I'm told that most men
lead lives of quiet desperation.
1105
00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:55,461
Yeah, but that's most men.
1106
00:39:55,461 --> 00:39:56,728
That's not you.
1107
00:39:56,728 --> 00:39:58,564
That's the other people
1108
00:39:58,564 --> 00:39:59,831
the one's who feel stress.
1109
00:39:59,831 --> 00:40:01,900
You're destined
for something else.
1110
00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,802
I have abilities.
1111
00:40:03,802 --> 00:40:06,638
Mm. And now you have
an opportunity to use them.
1112
00:40:06,638 --> 00:40:09,675
I think I have.
1113
00:40:09,675 --> 00:40:13,211
That room I passed
down the hall, on the left
1114
00:40:13,211 --> 00:40:14,613
it's got a name, right?
1115
00:40:14,613 --> 00:40:16,414
I think you're talking
about the Lincoln Bedroom.
1116
00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:17,883
Right.
1117
00:40:17,883 --> 00:40:21,086
This is a hell of a curve
you get graded on now.
1118
00:40:21,086 --> 00:40:22,654
Lincoln freed
1119
00:40:22,654 --> 00:40:25,423
the slaves
and won the Civil War.
1120
00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:27,358
"Thank you. Next.
1121
00:40:27,358 --> 00:40:29,427
"And what will
you be singing
1122
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:31,262
for us today,
Mr. Bartlet?"
1123
00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:34,399
"Well, we've had six straight
quarters of economic growth."
1124
00:40:34,399 --> 00:40:35,867
That's not easy.
1125
00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:36,868
Okay.
1126
00:40:36,868 --> 00:40:37,536
It's not easy.
1127
00:40:37,536 --> 00:40:38,670
I believe you.
1128
00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:40,606
I think I've made
tough choices.
1129
00:40:40,606 --> 00:40:42,340
I think Lincoln
1130
00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:44,643
did what he thought was right
1131
00:40:44,643 --> 00:40:48,113
even though it meant losing
half the country.
1132
00:40:48,113 --> 00:40:51,416
I think you don't do
what you think is right
1133
00:40:51,416 --> 00:40:53,451
if it means
losing Michigan's
1134
00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:55,453
electoral votes.
1135
00:40:56,955 --> 00:40:59,625
You don't know anything.
1136
00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:01,927
I'll be the first to admit that.
1137
00:41:01,927 --> 00:41:04,329
I'm not trying to get my father
to like me.
1138
00:41:04,329 --> 00:41:05,363
Good.
1139
00:41:05,363 --> 00:41:07,699
'Cause it's never, never
1140
00:41:07,699 --> 00:41:09,200
going to happen.
1141
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,235
Look...
1142
00:41:10,235 --> 00:41:12,237
We're done
for the night.
1143
00:41:13,772 --> 00:41:14,673
What?
1144
00:41:14,673 --> 00:41:16,808
We've been here
for two hours.
1145
00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:18,710
It was a double session.
1146
00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:20,646
We're done
for the night.
1147
00:41:20,646 --> 00:41:22,614
Stanley,
I hate to put it this way
1148
00:41:22,614 --> 00:41:24,215
but I'm me and you're you
1149
00:41:24,215 --> 00:41:26,952
and we're done
when I say we're done.
1150
00:41:26,952 --> 00:41:28,654
No.
1151
00:41:30,756 --> 00:41:34,225
I think you could use some
assistance right now, sir.
1152
00:41:34,225 --> 00:41:36,061
Use me, don't use me
1153
00:41:36,061 --> 00:41:39,130
but all I can
offer you is this:
1154
00:41:39,130 --> 00:41:42,267
I'll be the only
person in the world
1155
00:41:42,267 --> 00:41:43,935
other than your family
1156
00:41:43,935 --> 00:41:47,706
who doesn't care that
you're the President.
1157
00:41:49,407 --> 00:41:51,943
Our time is up.
1158
00:42:38,624 --> 00:42:41,993
( thunder rumbling )
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