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Previously, on "The Magicians"...
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Quentin...
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I killed a god.
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Gods like Ember have parents, you idiot.
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When we're harmless, they ignore us.
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But when we become malignant,
they amputate.
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Magic is gone.
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What is it that you seek,
rude little Earth girl?
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The woman and child you stole.
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Fen wouldn't come because
they have your daughter.
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I had to warn you. They're coming.
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This contract initiates
our services in exchange for...
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Unlimited manual and magical labor?
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- You signed that insane contract?
- Yeah, it's okay.
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- Did you do this for me?
- Just say it.
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Cancer.
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- Call it Cancer plus.
- How long till I die?
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Two or three weeks.
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I need your help.
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If Penny's in the library,
he can be your mole.
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But to do that, he'd have to be alive.
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Deal.
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As a niffin, you made enemies.
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I am here to warn you
that one of them seeks you.
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The Lambre. It knows you're weak.
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It knows you're here.
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He raped me.
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Your son.
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He turned me into a monster.
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You're a survivor.
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Why did you bring me back?
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I know what you're trying to do.
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There is no actual evidence
of magical surge.
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The best we can do is accept that
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and continue our theoretical studies.
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We all get flashes,
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and we can do it again.
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How?
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I have no idea.
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Nope. Nothing.
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No freeze, no boil.
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Shit.
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It's okay.
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You can still do other stuff.
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Q, I can't do anything real.
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It's like there's no pattern to this,
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nothing that we do can
make it stronger or better.
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I'm starting to feel like
it's all random, you know?
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Maybe it was a mistake.
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Come on, you don't mean that.
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What if this is, like, a smudge?
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A fingerprint left by OLU when
she gave me back my Shade,
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and she didn't even realize?
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You know, it's like,
whoops, speck of magic.
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She's a goddess.
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Does she seem like the accident type?
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Have you met her son?
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Look, I don't wanna be insensitive...
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But you still think I somehow
have this because of Reynard.
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I don't know why you have it.
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I just... I-I don't think
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that we should discount the possibility.
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I mean, you've had...
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More contact with gods than most.
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That's a nicer way of putting it.
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For the record, I'm still
leaning towards fluke.
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So it's a fluke. There's still something
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that could lead us to something.
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We have got to keep
chipping away at it, Jules.
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Big words coming from a guy who's mostly
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chain-smoking and binge-watching
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"Six Feet Under" when I got here.
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You fired me up.
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You showed me that
there's a fight to fight.
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Now I am the official sidekick
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to whatever it turns out you are, okay?
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So, get used to it.
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Wake up, asshole.
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What, were you a boy scout?
These are great.
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Not a good time to go with smart-ass.
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I'm not a killer, but times are strange
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and you're the one
who broke into my home.
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Yeah, well, I'm a librarian.
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You're ignoring our requests.
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That book was overdue.
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Overdue book? Come on.
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It's my job.
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What's the Library's real game?
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Books?
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Why do you care anymore?
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'Cause what the hell else
is there to do anymore?
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Man, hey, that thing...
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- Is not your business.
- It's Mayakovsky's spell, right?
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Little something the brew up current?
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It's fake.
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It does not make magic.
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It does blow up like a meth lab.
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You met Mayakovsky?
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I'd know his spellwork anywhere.
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Yeah, me too, and I'm telling you...
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All of this is his fault.
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It... by his, you mean...
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Made a bunch
of apocalypse-proof batteries,
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then did something to turn
it all off all over the world.
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Breaks his Incorporate Bond,
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screws us, he's got magic, he's free.
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Tell you what Mayakovsky
didn't think about...
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Creatures. They're fine.
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Whatever they are, it's DNA.
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So I hear.
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We're fish bait now.
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Thank God I got this place,
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'cause they're coming.
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I promise you.
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Well, karma is a righteous bitch.
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Karma's gonna be...
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we kill them all, son.
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If you can.
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I mean, some of them look just like us.
120
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You'd never know
they're not quite human.
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Yeah, I love when they
do terrorism allegory
592
00:28:48,919 --> 00:28:51,075
- with mostly white people.
- Mm-hmm.
593
00:28:51,100 --> 00:28:52,732
You remember Grace Park in season one?
594
00:28:52,766 --> 00:28:53,900
Of course, best storyline.
595
00:28:53,932 --> 00:28:55,035
- Why?
- Duh...
596
00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:56,302
because she was actually...
597
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You're Grace Park.
598
00:28:57,970 --> 00:28:59,338
Okay?
599
00:28:59,372 --> 00:29:02,276
You're Grace Park, Margo.
600
00:29:05,978 --> 00:29:07,581
I'm Grace Park.
601
00:29:07,613 --> 00:29:08,781
Yeah.
602
00:29:08,814 --> 00:29:10,383
And we have ourselves a bit of a
603
00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:11,818
Gene Hackman in "The Conversation."
604
00:29:11,851 --> 00:29:15,063
- I didn't see that one.
- Yeah, right, um...
605
00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:19,259
Someone is "xoxo,
Gossip Girl"-ing our shit.
606
00:29:20,326 --> 00:29:23,696
Remember James Marsden in X-Men, hm?
607
00:29:23,729 --> 00:29:26,365
Your Marsden is xoxo-ing us
608
00:29:26,399 --> 00:29:28,502
full on that great song by The Police.
609
00:29:29,335 --> 00:29:33,097
That Fairuza Balk in "The Craft."
610
00:29:33,506 --> 00:29:36,458
Yeah, more Cersei Lannister.
611
00:29:36,642 --> 00:29:40,387
Hey, glad I made you read those.
612
00:29:40,846 --> 00:29:42,415
Well, I read the Wiki.
613
00:29:42,449 --> 00:29:44,383
What? Those books are
like a million pages long.
614
00:29:44,417 --> 00:29:45,718
- I have a life.
- Okay.
615
00:29:45,751 --> 00:29:46,952
Anyway,
616
00:29:46,986 --> 00:29:49,055
whatever your Marsden would xoxo,
617
00:29:49,089 --> 00:29:50,424
Cersei xoxo's.
618
00:29:50,457 --> 00:29:52,331
So, we have to keep it very
619
00:29:52,356 --> 00:29:54,284
- best episode of "Buffy."
- Musical?
620
00:29:54,309 --> 00:29:55,935
The other one.
621
00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:57,029
Okay.
622
00:29:57,063 --> 00:29:58,965
How do we Lizzie Borden
623
00:29:58,997 --> 00:30:01,434
the shit out of this thing?
624
00:30:01,468 --> 00:30:06,285
'Cause I am about ready
to go full '07 Britney.
625
00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:09,943
Maybe we could've back when
this place was Pottered up.
626
00:30:09,976 --> 00:30:11,111
Still.
627
00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:12,912
Even without a wand,
628
00:30:12,946 --> 00:30:14,814
Harry would figure some shit out.
629
00:30:16,682 --> 00:30:19,085
Honestly, I didn't quite
finish those books either...
630
00:30:19,119 --> 00:30:20,989
Our Harry, I mean.
631
00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:23,684
Oh! Him.
632
00:30:24,090 --> 00:30:25,125
Well, he'd...
633
00:30:26,926 --> 00:30:28,028
Mm-hmm.
634
00:30:28,061 --> 00:30:30,030
Consult the creepy pedophile.
635
00:30:31,623 --> 00:30:32,658
Mmm.
636
00:30:44,257 --> 00:30:45,959
We're close, I think.
637
00:30:45,991 --> 00:30:48,528
I thought this excursion was
mostly about drinking heavily.
638
00:30:48,562 --> 00:30:50,363
I needed to imply that
639
00:30:50,404 --> 00:30:53,541
so we could get away
without extra eyes on us.
640
00:30:54,968 --> 00:30:56,903
Fairies, Tick.
641
00:30:56,937 --> 00:30:59,973
When magic died, they pounced.
642
00:31:00,006 --> 00:31:01,542
Full occupation.
643
00:31:01,574 --> 00:31:04,849
This explains so much.
644
00:31:05,045 --> 00:31:06,814
What will we do?
645
00:31:14,453 --> 00:31:17,147
The white lady was spotted
somewhere around here.
646
00:31:17,172 --> 00:31:18,523
We're going to shoot her,
647
00:31:18,548 --> 00:31:20,350
and then we're going
to wish those fairies
648
00:31:20,375 --> 00:31:22,078
to the fucking cornfield.
649
00:31:22,128 --> 00:31:24,404
Oh, excellent.
650
00:31:24,857 --> 00:31:27,100
Whatever a cornfield is.
651
00:31:35,407 --> 00:31:37,275
Oh, whoa!
652
00:31:37,309 --> 00:31:39,244
There he is!
653
00:31:40,913 --> 00:31:43,382
Man... or, god, I just...
654
00:31:43,415 --> 00:31:45,524
Look, I thank you.
655
00:31:45,549 --> 00:31:47,151
I just... I feel...
656
00:31:47,319 --> 00:31:48,882
you know, whatever you
put in my mouth...
657
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:50,590
I just... I feel like...
658
00:31:50,727 --> 00:31:53,158
you know, like a sugary cereal
659
00:31:53,192 --> 00:31:54,360
in the good way.
660
00:31:54,392 --> 00:31:56,161
You know? It's like,
661
00:31:56,195 --> 00:31:57,597
- whoa!
- Haha, whoa.
662
00:31:57,622 --> 00:31:59,161
- All right.
- Okay.
663
00:31:59,186 --> 00:32:01,200
Hey, hey, shots, right?
664
00:32:01,233 --> 00:32:03,202
Shots, shots, shots, shots.
665
00:32:03,235 --> 00:32:05,170
You and me. Shots, shots.
666
00:32:05,204 --> 00:32:06,606
I love you, I love you.
667
00:32:06,638 --> 00:32:08,908
♪ I'm falling on my knees ♪
668
00:32:09,003 --> 00:32:12,315
♪ In worship of you ♪
669
00:32:12,578 --> 00:32:15,581
Yeeeah.
670
00:32:15,613 --> 00:32:16,882
Look, so, anyway,
671
00:32:16,916 --> 00:32:18,583
I was thinking, while we're here,
672
00:32:18,617 --> 00:32:20,566
maybe I could ask you a few questions.
673
00:32:20,699 --> 00:32:21,787
Dude.
674
00:32:21,820 --> 00:32:23,589
You're a vibe-killer.
675
00:32:23,621 --> 00:32:25,358
- No.
- Yes, you are.
676
00:32:25,390 --> 00:32:28,176
And historically,
I do smite vibe-killers.
677
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:29,629
No, look, I'm a vibe-supporter.
678
00:32:29,654 --> 00:32:32,465
I just also happen to be
a concerned Magician individual
679
00:32:32,497 --> 00:32:34,799
who would like to get
a word in with your parents.
680
00:32:36,936 --> 00:32:38,170
My parents?
681
00:32:38,204 --> 00:32:41,061
Yeah, the Old Gods.
682
00:32:41,773 --> 00:32:46,344
Are imperious and distant dickwads
683
00:32:46,378 --> 00:32:48,446
who I haven't spoken to in a millennia.
684
00:32:50,215 --> 00:32:51,716
Rambo!
685
00:32:51,750 --> 00:32:54,342
Let's get that foam gun loaded, baby.
686
00:32:54,492 --> 00:32:56,014
Um...
687
00:32:56,194 --> 00:32:59,457
Look, I know that this
really wasn't on your radar
688
00:32:59,491 --> 00:33:00,960
until you met us, but we've lost
689
00:33:00,993 --> 00:33:03,191
our most precious resource.
690
00:33:03,794 --> 00:33:05,987
Dude, stop, okay?
691
00:33:06,050 --> 00:33:07,940
If fixing magic is,
like, so important to you,
692
00:33:07,966 --> 00:33:09,834
then you should just talk
to this crazy guy
693
00:33:09,868 --> 00:33:11,571
that I met back in Athens one time.
694
00:33:11,603 --> 00:33:13,939
Rambo! Rambo!
695
00:33:13,973 --> 00:33:15,975
What was the name of that guy
that I met in Athens,
696
00:33:16,007 --> 00:33:17,909
that up-with-humans guy?
697
00:33:17,943 --> 00:33:19,278
Fit bod.
698
00:33:19,318 --> 00:33:20,386
You mean Prometheus?
699
00:33:20,411 --> 00:33:21,513
Prom...
700
00:33:21,546 --> 00:33:23,281
That guy loved Magicians,
701
00:33:23,314 --> 00:33:25,317
and he would want to help you.
702
00:33:25,350 --> 00:33:26,385
He's dead.
703
00:33:26,417 --> 00:33:27,887
What?
704
00:33:27,919 --> 00:33:31,957
Prometheus died,
like, 1,500 years ago, man.
705
00:33:31,998 --> 00:33:33,266
Sorry.
706
00:33:33,292 --> 00:33:34,493
Damn it.
707
00:33:35,682 --> 00:33:38,464
Well, he lived
a pretty tortured existence,
708
00:33:38,489 --> 00:33:42,560
so, dying was probably a relief for him.
709
00:33:44,003 --> 00:33:46,906
But, still, uh, he would've helped you.
710
00:33:46,945 --> 00:33:49,549
He told me this crazy story one time
711
00:33:49,574 --> 00:33:52,777
about how there's like...
712
00:33:52,811 --> 00:33:56,610
like, a secret back door to magic.
713
00:33:56,715 --> 00:33:58,749
Wait, I'm sorry, what?
714
00:33:58,774 --> 00:34:02,687
I don't remember the deets,
okay, my face was melting off.
715
00:34:02,891 --> 00:34:05,643
Secret back door.
716
00:34:05,791 --> 00:34:09,003
- Just, something...
- Mm-hmm.
717
00:34:09,238 --> 00:34:11,268
Wait!
718
00:34:11,729 --> 00:34:14,315
Might've been a brothel.
719
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:15,975
Shots.
720
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,509
Tick?
721
00:34:27,313 --> 00:34:28,944
Tick?
722
00:34:29,339 --> 00:34:30,608
Shit.
723
00:34:45,334 --> 00:34:47,570
Not the best idea, Eliot.
724
00:34:50,034 --> 00:34:51,069
Um...
725
00:34:53,038 --> 00:34:55,408
I was looking for the White Lady.
726
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:56,609
Is this she?
727
00:35:05,817 --> 00:35:07,819
Look, if you don't come out of there,
728
00:35:07,853 --> 00:35:09,355
I'm going to have to shoot you.
729
00:35:09,388 --> 00:35:10,248
Gods!
730
00:35:10,273 --> 00:35:12,023
Have you never given a compliment?
731
00:35:12,056 --> 00:35:13,325
For example,
732
00:35:13,359 --> 00:35:15,895
my, my, High King Eliot.
733
00:35:16,037 --> 00:35:19,931
Your long legs look
so well in those breeches.
734
00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:24,176
Thank you.
735
00:35:24,469 --> 00:35:25,804
Your turn.
736
00:35:27,538 --> 00:35:30,497
You sound like a...
737
00:35:31,428 --> 00:35:32,923
very attractive Creature.
738
00:35:33,011 --> 00:35:34,112
You think so?
739
00:35:34,145 --> 00:35:35,980
I've met many non-humans,
740
00:35:36,014 --> 00:35:37,683
and your voice is
741
00:35:37,803 --> 00:35:39,702
by far the...
742
00:35:40,085 --> 00:35:41,119
sexiest.
743
00:35:41,152 --> 00:35:43,421
- Really?
- I mean, you sound noble.
744
00:35:44,663 --> 00:35:47,600
- I didn't mean...
- You're wise,
745
00:35:47,998 --> 00:35:49,600
for I am, indeed,
746
00:35:49,735 --> 00:35:52,284
the sexiest in the land.
747
00:35:52,397 --> 00:35:53,698
It is I,
748
00:35:53,870 --> 00:35:56,839
the Great Cock of The Darkling Woods.
749
00:35:56,995 --> 00:35:58,839
The Great...
750
00:35:59,005 --> 00:36:00,175
Cock.
751
00:36:00,308 --> 00:36:02,508
Have you never beheld one,
child of Earth?
752
00:36:02,586 --> 00:36:05,577
No, no. No, I've beheld one or two.
753
00:36:06,712 --> 00:36:08,681
But you are, by far, the most majestic.
754
00:36:08,714 --> 00:36:10,844
I'm diligent about hydration.
755
00:36:11,044 --> 00:36:14,835
All right, petitioner, let's chat.
756
00:36:42,694 --> 00:36:44,262
I like your style.
757
00:36:44,308 --> 00:36:46,678
What is the point of hearing a petition
758
00:36:46,838 --> 00:36:48,639
if the aesthetics are shit?
759
00:36:52,329 --> 00:36:54,287
I need help with a fairy thing.
760
00:36:56,298 --> 00:37:00,436
Tribal matriarchies
are the absolute worse.
761
00:37:00,470 --> 00:37:03,982
So, I was just hoping in
762
00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:07,577
your great, benevolent handsomeness
763
00:37:07,602 --> 00:37:10,681
that you would see fit to grant
me just one little wish.
764
00:37:10,713 --> 00:37:12,181
That's the sort of thing my sister,
765
00:37:12,215 --> 00:37:13,850
The Winter's Doe, specializes in.
766
00:37:13,883 --> 00:37:16,820
Also, when was the last time
a petitioner didn't get
767
00:37:16,852 --> 00:37:20,082
utterly assfucked by a wish-granting?
768
00:37:20,243 --> 00:37:22,179
Yeah.
769
00:37:22,282 --> 00:37:23,584
And yet...
770
00:37:23,727 --> 00:37:25,329
I'll do you better.
771
00:37:25,361 --> 00:37:27,731
There's a problem
far greater than fairies.
772
00:37:27,763 --> 00:37:30,233
Solve it, they're nothing.
773
00:37:30,267 --> 00:37:35,399
I'll send you on an epic quest.
774
00:37:35,771 --> 00:37:37,618
That's...
775
00:37:38,127 --> 00:37:39,162
Ahh.
776
00:37:39,305 --> 00:37:41,674
Wow, that's great. Thank you.
777
00:37:41,778 --> 00:37:44,881
It's just...
778
00:37:44,914 --> 00:37:46,215
My people need help.
779
00:37:46,249 --> 00:37:48,067
- They sure do.
- Today.
780
00:37:48,226 --> 00:37:50,329
The Fairy Queen is sitting
on my throne as we speak.
781
00:37:50,394 --> 00:37:52,328
Do you want your magic back or not?
782
00:37:52,354 --> 00:37:54,190
Will it not solve all your problems?
783
00:37:54,224 --> 00:37:56,215
I mean, yes, but,
784
00:37:56,425 --> 00:37:57,703
it's just...
785
00:37:57,961 --> 00:38:00,180
how long does a quest like this take?
786
00:38:00,430 --> 00:38:02,399
A good season.
787
00:38:02,432 --> 00:38:03,567
Right.
788
00:38:03,599 --> 00:38:06,016
My kingdom is in trouble now.
789
00:38:06,635 --> 00:38:09,389
You are a good king.
790
00:38:09,606 --> 00:38:11,514
But it is time
791
00:38:11,807 --> 00:38:14,311
to become a great one.
792
00:38:14,535 --> 00:38:17,781
In order to do that,
you must travel to a land
793
00:38:17,814 --> 00:38:21,057
where you are no king, no Magician,
794
00:38:21,684 --> 00:38:25,104
just a vulnerable man.
795
00:38:25,789 --> 00:38:27,283
Honestly,
796
00:38:27,557 --> 00:38:29,927
that sounds like something
I might really fuck up.
797
00:38:30,036 --> 00:38:33,310
Yes, or it wouldn't be a quest.
798
00:38:34,798 --> 00:38:36,818
You have friends, don't you?
799
00:38:39,769 --> 00:38:41,092
I used to.
800
00:38:41,271 --> 00:38:43,421
The one-eyed conqueror,
801
00:38:43,606 --> 00:38:46,553
the traveler, the warrior,
802
00:38:46,702 --> 00:38:49,100
the fool, the god-touched,
803
00:38:49,253 --> 00:38:50,554
the lover of tomatoes,
804
00:38:50,579 --> 00:38:52,615
and the torture artist...
805
00:38:52,649 --> 00:38:54,218
Wait, which one is that?
806
00:38:54,242 --> 00:38:55,877
- You lost me there.
- Nevermind.
807
00:38:55,919 --> 00:38:57,988
You have a brother of the heart
808
00:38:58,021 --> 00:38:59,890
with the foppy hair.
809
00:38:59,931 --> 00:39:02,574
- That would be Quentin.
- You're parts of one whole.
810
00:39:02,791 --> 00:39:05,245
No one can do this alone.
811
00:39:05,402 --> 00:39:06,838
Okay.
812
00:39:06,942 --> 00:39:09,911
FYI, I can't contact them
or reach them in any way.
813
00:39:10,175 --> 00:39:13,302
You must find the book with no author.
814
00:39:13,490 --> 00:39:15,717
A tale for children,
but they're hardly that.
815
00:39:15,872 --> 00:39:18,146
There is the key... or, the keys...
816
00:39:18,490 --> 00:39:20,967
in a place called...
817
00:39:21,420 --> 00:39:23,189
Public Library.
818
00:39:23,379 --> 00:39:25,598
In the shire of Chester
819
00:39:25,749 --> 00:39:29,519
in the land of New Jersey.
820
00:39:29,552 --> 00:39:31,320
Again, that sure sounds like Earth.
821
00:39:31,354 --> 00:39:33,857
Eliot, the quest I bestow on you
822
00:39:33,890 --> 00:39:35,926
is the task you were born for.
823
00:39:35,959 --> 00:39:37,494
Claim it.
824
00:39:47,704 --> 00:39:48,805
Abigail,
825
00:39:48,838 --> 00:39:49,872
talking-animal question.
826
00:39:49,905 --> 00:39:52,642
So, bunnies.
827
00:39:54,611 --> 00:39:57,281
Her Sluggishness has noted
that you are aware
828
00:39:57,314 --> 00:39:59,427
of their messenger abilities.
829
00:39:59,649 --> 00:40:01,618
So, that is what the
Fairy Queen uses them for?
830
00:40:01,740 --> 00:40:04,990
Bunnies move easily between worlds.
831
00:40:05,465 --> 00:40:07,601
And do they serve her?
832
00:40:07,791 --> 00:40:10,026
And if so, how loyally?
833
00:40:10,059 --> 00:40:12,495
Every bunny for itself, Majesty.
834
00:40:14,058 --> 00:40:15,294
Thank you.
835
00:40:29,356 --> 00:40:30,624
Need help.
836
00:40:30,743 --> 00:40:32,378
Love, Eliot.
837
00:40:51,570 --> 00:40:53,306
Q.
838
00:40:53,331 --> 00:40:55,695
I think this is it.
839
00:40:55,759 --> 00:40:57,261
The Tale of the Seven Keys.
840
00:40:57,314 --> 00:41:00,484
No author, I mean, I can feel
something coming off of it.
841
00:41:07,024 --> 00:41:09,094
Interesting.
842
00:41:25,910 --> 00:41:27,506
Interesting.
843
00:41:27,725 --> 00:41:31,928
Yeah, if by interesting,
you mean, blank, sure.
844
00:41:32,082 --> 00:41:34,051
Quests never give away the farm.
845
00:41:34,084 --> 00:41:36,520
You've gotta earn everything.
846
00:41:38,288 --> 00:41:40,057
Jules, this is our quest.
847
00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:43,224
And we're already on it.
848
00:41:45,842 --> 00:41:47,059
- Epic Quest.
- We have to.
849
00:41:47,098 --> 00:41:48,075
- Map from the book.
- Work together.
850
00:41:48,100 --> 00:41:49,739
- Also I think...
- Eliot.
851
00:41:49,764 --> 00:41:51,542
- Epic Quest.
- The Great Cock.
852
00:41:51,569 --> 00:41:53,971
- It's called After Island.
- A back door to...
853
00:41:54,011 --> 00:41:55,179
- The Great Cock.
- Epic quest.
854
00:41:55,205 --> 00:41:56,439
- Keys.
- Here's the deal.
855
00:41:56,473 --> 00:41:58,509
- Epic quest.
- All seven keys.
856
00:41:58,563 --> 00:42:01,511
- Here's the deal.
- Epic quest.
857
00:42:01,582 --> 00:42:04,486
Just shush for one second, please.
858
00:42:05,448 --> 00:42:06,450
Oh.
859
00:42:09,118 --> 00:42:11,335
Uh, that one.
860
00:42:11,488 --> 00:42:12,890
Put him first.
861
00:42:14,591 --> 00:42:17,894
Your father and I are so proud of you.
862
00:42:20,471 --> 00:42:23,382
Okay...
863
00:42:25,301 --> 00:42:28,038
We are go for epic quest.
864
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:30,077
You are indeed a brave king.
865
00:42:30,241 --> 00:42:32,944
I am indeed a guy with not much choice,
866
00:42:32,977 --> 00:42:35,585
but thanks for rounding up.
867
00:42:36,145 --> 00:42:37,547
We're looking for keys.
868
00:42:37,819 --> 00:42:41,184
Q and Julia believe
whatever the keys unlock,
869
00:42:41,363 --> 00:42:43,067
will help restore magic.
870
00:42:43,287 --> 00:42:46,731
And they think the first key
is here in Fillory.
871
00:42:46,957 --> 00:42:48,225
Excellent.
872
00:42:48,258 --> 00:42:50,512
Some place called After Island?
873
00:42:50,636 --> 00:42:52,071
Oh.
874
00:42:52,301 --> 00:42:56,400
It lies beyond our border, Majesty.
875
00:42:56,661 --> 00:43:00,312
You would be venturing
to strange lands not your own.
876
00:43:00,527 --> 00:43:02,431
So, not the friendliest?
877
00:43:02,473 --> 00:43:05,042
It is said that even
the Outer Sea itself
878
00:43:05,075 --> 00:43:07,477
wishes ill upon our king.
879
00:43:07,518 --> 00:43:09,187
Some have sailed before you...
880
00:43:09,212 --> 00:43:10,615
Oh, and how'd that go?
881
00:43:10,647 --> 00:43:12,015
They drowned.
882
00:43:12,049 --> 00:43:13,691
Oh.
883
00:43:14,105 --> 00:43:17,354
Well, how do we prevent that?
884
00:43:17,503 --> 00:43:19,023
I wish I knew, I only...
885
00:43:19,055 --> 00:43:20,972
I know.
886
00:43:21,347 --> 00:43:24,428
I know exactly the boat you need.
887
00:43:38,991 --> 00:43:41,311
Ugh, okay! That's enough.
888
00:43:41,345 --> 00:43:43,928
Let's talk.
889
00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:47,400
So transactional.
890
00:43:48,051 --> 00:43:50,287
What do you want with a Lamprey anyway?
891
00:43:50,424 --> 00:43:52,490
It's more what
the Lamprey wants with me.
892
00:43:52,522 --> 00:43:54,124
Oh, shit.
893
00:43:54,158 --> 00:43:56,027
You poked the wrong bear, sweetness.
894
00:43:56,060 --> 00:43:58,016
Just tell me what you know.
895
00:43:58,510 --> 00:43:59,812
Please?
896
00:43:59,837 --> 00:44:00,998
Well, if you could do magic...
897
00:44:01,031 --> 00:44:02,907
Yeah, well, I can't.
898
00:44:03,533 --> 00:44:04,860
So...
899
00:44:05,269 --> 00:44:08,287
So, you're down
to an early warning device.
900
00:44:08,312 --> 00:44:09,674
An alarm, if you will.
901
00:44:09,804 --> 00:44:11,788
So, just maybe,
902
00:44:12,276 --> 00:44:14,577
you still got time to run.
903
00:44:14,645 --> 00:44:16,648
Okay, fine, I'll take it.
904
00:44:23,020 --> 00:44:24,896
What, is that a joke?
905
00:44:25,055 --> 00:44:26,709
I gave up jokes 80 years ago.
906
00:44:26,756 --> 00:44:29,578
Tired of being misunderstood.
907
00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:31,335
So get one,
908
00:44:31,595 --> 00:44:34,578
and keep it on your person at all times.
909
00:44:35,198 --> 00:44:37,334
Buena suerte.
910
00:44:59,109 --> 00:45:01,702
Just a side of bacon, please.
911
00:45:54,257 --> 00:45:57,594
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