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Anyone watching thinking
we know fuck-all
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about knowing fuck-all about owt
needs to watch their back.
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So you've had your Labour
reclassifying skunk,
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sending prices sky-high, literally,
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literally taking the grass
from its own roots!
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Now you've got your ConDemNation ...
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Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking dimps up!
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Have we had a national fucking
stroke, or what?
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Is revolution a word,
or was it never?
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Anybody watching needs to know,
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we cope better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
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we live in Manchester,
and they charge us for water!
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found.
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This green and pleasant
land in ancient times...
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yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak,
yak, yak!
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It's not theirs any more.
This is our England now.
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Paaaarty!
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Sync and corrected by APOLLO
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Clearer with number one...
or number two?
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'Society is dead.
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'It was all a big fucking lie
anyway, so save your tears.
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'Don't mourn.
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'Schools, hospitals, pensions,
care for the wrinklies,
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'all that "cradle to the grave"
shite was just an expensive luxury.
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'What were we thinking?
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'We are animals.
It is survival of the fittest.
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'To paraphrase the one good Scouser,
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'I don't believe in government.
I don't believe in society.
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'I just believe in me.'
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Straight ahead.
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Noble profession, optician.
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Helping the blind to see,
windows to the soul.
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There's more money in dentistry,
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but I didn't get the grades,
so here I am,
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living the dream.
One of the girls will help you pick
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some frames
from our own-brand range.
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Beg pardon?
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Your prescription.
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Oh, no, you don't understand,
doctor.
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The dole sent me down here.
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That's... not... possible.
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It's fact.
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I'm not of the four-eyed persuasion.
I'm strong. Me against...
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I've got the constitution of an ox.
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An ox that needs glasses.
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There's fuck-all wrong with my eyes,
so get serious.
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Put your breasts away and look again
with your little torch,
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and see if we can't get it
right this time.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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LAUGHTER
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Ha, ha, ha.
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Very fucking funny.
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How can a piss-stained tramp like
you be too vain to wear glasses?
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It's not vanity.
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Yeah, and a wash wouldn't go amiss!
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Fuck off, you chimp!
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All right, knock it on the head.
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Come on, we're only having a joke.
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Fuck off!
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Ooh, have we hurt your feelings?
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How was the graduation?
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Brilliant ceremony.
All dresses and gowns
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and hats like the Royal Wedding,
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but without the inbreeding.
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Magical, pregnancy. It's brilliant.
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Oh, it's a hoot.
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Do you mind if I have a little rub?
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Fire in, everyone else does.
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Good to have a graduate in the family.
White collar worker, respectable.
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Is that what it's about,
respectability?
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You're asking the wrong person.
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You dirty bastard!
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I hope he appreciates
all this effort.
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Buzzin'. Best day of my life.
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Got to go.
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Come on, stay for another drink.
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Yeah, don't go!
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His mates are throwing a party
for him.
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Yeah, my mates.
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♪ THEME FROM 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY
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I graduated.
I'm a qualified teacher.
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Mammoth.
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Mates? Fuck it,
they can wait an hour.
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CHEERING
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Cheers, everyone!
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Here's to the class of 2012.
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You all right, love?
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Yeah. Must have got caught up
with his classmates.
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Did you tell him
you were planning a do?
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Thought he'd pick up on my hints.
Clearly not.
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His phone goes straight
to voicemail.
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Poor cow's in denial.
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What of?
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That her man's an arsehole.
Thank fuck we're normal, son, eh?
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For fuck's sake,
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look in the mirror before you
come out the toilet, will you?
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Sorry.
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Sorry.
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How about some porky pig?
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Oh, vanity, thy name is salmonella.
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Jesus Christ! What the fuck,
Nosferatu?
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If you're trawling the night
for the blood of virgins,
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you'll have a long wait round here.
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I have the sweats, and you're lucky
I do. If you could read,
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you'd see that meat's not
fit for human consumption.
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I was saving it for theducks.
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Ducks can't eat bacon.
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Tell me something I don't know.
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And aren't you a bit
past your own sell-by
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to be self-conscious
about wearing glasses?
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I am not self-conscious.
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Bollocks. You're like a teenager
who's been told not to pop his zits.
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We do have mirrors.
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I am aware that energy expended on
vanity's largely wasted on my part,
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kind though it is of you
to point it out.
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So, what?
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I cannot be weak.
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I know what they think round here.
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You've seen how they treat me.
Laugh, point, kick, rob.
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Not many tears shed when
I fell in the Jockey, was there?
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Sticks and stones.
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It's only because I have this, yeah?
This.
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Faculties. Senses, head, body.
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If I'm strong,
they can do whatever they like,
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but they cannot penetrate.
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I am immune.
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And wearing glasses
fractures your superhero defences?
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Spectacles, hearing aids, walking
sticks, prosthetic limbs. These...
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these...
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place me on a very slippery slope.
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If I am weak...
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I will not survive.
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Yeah, we open at seven. Doesn't mean
I want to be out of my pit at seven.
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What time do you have, Feeney?
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Just gone half past the hour, Miss.
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Begin.
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Right, lads, not much time. You know
the drill. You, number 10. You, 11.
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Remember, be firm.
Get straight to the point.
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Leave them in no doubt.
They'll be glad of it.
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God in heaven, you'll have
the thing off its hinges!
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Don't open the door at this time
of the morning, it can only be...
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Operation New Start.
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DSS Gestapo.
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These are court-signed documents
ordering you
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to vacate these premises
with immediate effect.
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You're being evicted.
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All right, all right!
Keep your hair on...
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so I can scalp you
when I open the fucking door.
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Can we come in?
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No. It's not even nine yet.
What's going on?
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We've been evicted.
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Who has?
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All of us.
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Now, they can't search the house.
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We've still got
some human rights left
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in this fucking dictatorship
of the moderate.
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So we don't need to
flush the drugs, then?
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No, we're safe... what drugs?
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You stupid...
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If the place wasn't swarming with
suits, I'd strip-search you,
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you little bastard.
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What are you doing?
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Make noise, move about.
Be several children.
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Keep the noise down, will you?
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We've got guests. Bloody 'ell, kids.
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Mayhem up there.
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Oh, hello.
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He still doesn't get it, Miss.
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Stop calling me "Miss".
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It's creepy, like I invented you
in a fucking lab.
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Sorry, Mi...
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So... Aidan Croker,
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14, should be upstairs.
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And this little angel
should be Stella.
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Are you enjoying your...
your breakfast?
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Prawn Cocktail. Loves her seafood,
so she does.
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Right, so no other children,
is that correct?
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Or are you suggesting
there are some more up there?
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THUDDING UPSTAIRS
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Yeah, just the one.
But he puts himself about a bit.
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This is a multi-agency operation,
Mr Gallagher.
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Department of Work and Pensions,
local council,
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HMRC, environmental health,
the police.
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That's not fair!
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In the past, people have relied
on the left hand not knowing
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what the right hand is doing.
Not any more.
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You can't put people out
on the street. A child, a cripple.
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A geriatric fucking cripple.
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No, it's a broad remit.
Premises inspection,
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checking that claimants are getting
all they're entitled to...
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Or not.
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And in some very extreme cases,
I am sorry to say,
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the serving of eviction papers
to those individuals who have
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repeatedly ignored
the wishes of the court.
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What court?
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"Gallagher, Vernon Francis,
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"has failed to answer
a variety of charges
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"relating to benefit and council tax
fraud, amongst other things."
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Well, nobody told me.
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We have to look at this
as an opportunity.
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It frees you from that cycle
of debt and dependency,
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free to pursue a new start.
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Temporary accommodation for you and
the boy. Make sure and call ahead.
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St Helens?!
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Do you get that sense of freedom...
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being evicted so you can go forth
and fulfil your potential?
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See it as an opportunity to give up
the fags for good. Change your life!
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Fuck off, you bastard.
Look what you've done to me
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I'll never fit any of my clothes
again.
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In the delivery room, I want you
there,
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with an extra-strength filter tipped
and a Zippo, ready to go.
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I don't care whether they've
snipped the umbilical or not!
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Grub up.
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All nice and healthy for the baby.
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Cosy!
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How's the flat hunt going, Micky?
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Oh, I've not started yet, y'know,
been a bit busy.
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Life just takes over, doesn't?
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You know what they say,
two's company.
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Four's a party.
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I can't believe I'm going to be
called "Uncle Micky" again.
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Not... by blood.
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No, but we're roomies, so she can
call me that if she wants.
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I just called her "She"!
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Just gonna have a dump,
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kick me
mates out the spare room.
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We have got to get him
out of this fucking house.
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He won't take the hint.
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Maybe we could move.
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I better get going.
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What you flogging today?
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DVDs, bit of weed, fags,
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homebrew, viagra, toastie makers...
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they can't get
enough of the fucking toastie makers.
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OMG, come and have a look at
this Kel it's absolutely enormous!
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What time is it?
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Something's up,
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people running about all
over the place.
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When did I get in?
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About four.
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I got caught up, I'm sorry.
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Tomorrow's chip paper.
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I'm off, you better think about how
you're going to make this up to me.
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You're totally up shit creek.
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Enough!
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You're like a herd
of geese, squawk, squawk, squawk!
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Gaggle.
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What?
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00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:45,839
S'not a "herd of geese",
it's a "gaggle of geese".
252
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:51,719
You wouldn't say "a flock of dogs",
would you?
253
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:54,759
Half six this morning
bailiffs turned up.
254
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:56,879
DWP, who's that,
what's it stand for?
255
00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:59,839
LOUD CHATTING
256
00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:03,079
Any idea what they're going
on about?
257
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:05,319
Don't know, don't care.
258
00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:08,799
Can't hang around here,
tell you that for no charge.
259
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:12,799
Where else are they supposed to go?
260
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:17,479
Fine, I'll go
and see what's going on.
261
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:36,999
I presume there's a story here.
262
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,119
Good night, was it?
263
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,039
Yeah.
264
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:45,039
Your missus put on a decent spread,
it's a pity you missed it.
265
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:49,559
She's a good woman, don't fuck it
up, I speak from experience.
266
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:52,079
I'll make it up to her.
What's going on?
267
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:53,959
Uh, arresting folk for false
claims.
268
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,399
Half the estate'll be in jail.
269
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,719
I think that's the plan.
270
00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:00,079
Well, you know,
if you can't do the time, eh?
271
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,719
POLICE SIRENS
272
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:05,719
Dick.
273
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,919
What's the story, Ches?
274
00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:14,919
Don't know, stormtroopers,
occupied territory.
275
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:24,919
Step back, please.
276
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,839
I'm a local business owner...
got a couple of questions.
277
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:31,839
Let her through.
278
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,319
Can I ask what's going on?
279
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:36,239
You are...?
280
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:39,999
Karen Maguire I run a pub
just up the road.
281
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:40,919
You are?
282
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:43,839
Oh, I'm so sorry, Carmen Kenaway,
Care Kenaway Solutions.
283
00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:46,519
I'm on secondment with
Operation New Start.
284
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:48,479
You're evicting people?
285
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,639
We provide support to those
who most need it.
286
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:52,919
So... you're not evicting people?
287
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:56,839
Those defrauding government agencies
have all assistance suspended.
288
00:17:56,840 --> 00:18:00,039
Including housing?
289
00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:00,639
Karen leave it.
290
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:01,719
What?
291
00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:05,319
We've got licenses to protect.
292
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:09,319
Don't open the door, Benny.
Don't open the door!
293
00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:13,479
If you don't let them in,
they can't force entry...
294
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:21,479
Two streets so far, seven families.
295
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,119
It's got fuck all to do with us,
296
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:25,319
the last thing
we need is to draw attention.
297
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:26,599
They can't just evict people.
298
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,839
Pint, please.
299
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,839
Splitting families up, temporary
accommodation,
300
00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,439
hostels, shelters all over the North
West.
301
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,999
Wigan, St. Helens, Liverpool...
302
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,039
That's worse than being homeless.
303
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:39,719
Any chance of some fucking service,
down here?
304
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,319
These families are in proper
trouble.
305
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,159
Everybody's got a sob story,
306
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:46,639
so forgive me if I can't get worked
up about it.
307
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,199
I've got problems of my own,
308
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,559
like where I'm going to house my
dependents.
309
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:52,319
Don't be stupid, we've put
Patty in our spare room.
310
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:53,319
I've got Aidan at ours.
311
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:57,319
And we've got Stella.
312
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,319
Well, don't all rush at once.
313
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:04,079
Maybe if you weren't such a...
314
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,719
I scrub up!
315
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:07,839
A cunt, I think
she was going to say.
316
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,319
You can't wash that off.
317
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:13,319
Well, fuck the lot of you.
318
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,319
Hello, officer.
319
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:23,519
I heard you were coming back.
Well, good luck.
320
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:25,799
They're not gonna make it easy.
321
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,799
So, what's happened?
322
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:31,759
No one told you?
You've been evicted Carl.
323
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,369
Patty's bunking at ours,
324
00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:37,239
Aidan and Stella are staying
at the Maguire's, so everyone's safe.
325
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:39,079
And dad?
326
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:41,719
I'm sure we can make space for you.
327
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,159
I'm OK, thanks.
328
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:44,439
I'll sort something.
329
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:48,439
We'll have few drinks later,
celebrate you being back?
330
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:13,719
Oh, the prodigal Pig returns.
331
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:15,319
You let us get evicted?
332
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:18,559
Move along you're not fit company.
333
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,039
Oh, so, this is the plan?
334
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:24,039
Live rough,
sup the breakfast of champions?
335
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,799
How could you do this to me?
336
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:28,839
To you?!
337
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:32,839
Yes, to me, remember,
the one who brought you up.
338
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:37,599
Fucking shame of it what have
I done to deserve this?
339
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:38,799
It's a good job.
340
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,919
You're a police officer.
341
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,399
Fucking hell!
342
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:45,799
Yeah, fucking hell, yeah!
One of them.
343
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,079
Yeah, I am.
344
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,926
Job, pension, purpose.
345
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:56,119
You're no son of mine.
346
00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:01,239
Oh, I'm devastated.
347
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,279
Has he joined the coppers?
348
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:11,279
Ah, I don't know.
349
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,999
Hello, hello, hello.
350
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,039
Y'all right?
Thought I might get a bite to eat.
351
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,359
Where've you been haven't
seen you in ages?
352
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,719
Doing my training.
353
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,159
You know that I've joined the...?
354
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,319
You bastard.
355
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:32,959
Welcome back, mate.
356
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,759
Besides not like they brainwashed
you is it?
357
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,399
You're still one of us.
358
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,039
Yeah, course.
359
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,319
Look at you, all grown up!
360
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:45,039
Where's the handcuffs
and the truncheon?
361
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:48,399
Don't graduate till next week,
get all the gear then.
362
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:51,279
I'm hoping
they'll let me bring a taser home.
363
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:54,719
Where are you crashing?
364
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,239
Don't know yet... just saw my Dad...
365
00:21:57,240 --> 00:22:00,409
Stay with us
the more the merrier at the minute.
366
00:22:00,432 --> 00:22:01,431
You sure?
367
00:22:01,456 --> 00:22:02,495
Yeah, course.
368
00:22:02,496 --> 00:22:04,335
C'mon, grab a box while you're at it.
369
00:22:04,484 --> 00:22:07,245
Don't worry about that, mate,
on you go.
370
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:30,119
Jesus Christ!
371
00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:32,839
How long FERRET have you been
stood there for?
372
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:35,839
Long enough to know you're
a fucking weirdo.
373
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:38,119
Pot, kettle CUNT black.
374
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:41,039
I don't like you being here
you should go.
375
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,479
I've got a message.
376
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:43,359
Like Jesus?
377
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:44,159
What?
378
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,759
Derren Brown? Magdalene?
379
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:49,759
No, fuckwit, for you.
380
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:55,159
And my ex.
381
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:57,199
Should I write it down?
382
00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:01,199
You've got a babby coming,
and I know how much she wants that.
383
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:06,439
And, it's not the babby's fault
she's the spawn of a mental midget.
384
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:10,551
You said 'she'.
385
00:23:10,606 --> 00:23:12,255
Yes I did, didn't I?
386
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:17,239
For what it's worth,
I don't wish you harm.
387
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:21,239
There'll be no trouble from me.
388
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:26,759
You're losing the circulation
to your hand.
389
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:30,759
Thank you. JAFFA!
390
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:42,039
Choccy's too big!
You might have to open the door.
391
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,719
Can you do that?
392
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:47,719
Oh! Wait a minute
I might have found another one.
393
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:56,199
There's more than one way to skin a
cat, Feeney,
394
00:23:56,200 --> 00:24:00,199
little bit of initiative.
395
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,559
Hey, you're doing a good job.
396
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,759
Time someone took this
place to task.
397
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:10,227
And, er, what's your name?
398
00:24:10,266 --> 00:24:12,040
Jackson Powell.
Jackson Powell...
399
00:24:14,660 --> 00:24:17,574
What is it, Miss, what is it?
400
00:24:17,644 --> 00:24:19,919
Oh, you dirty bastard!
401
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:21,319
Get up, get up!
402
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,879
Isn't that the person
we saw this morning?
403
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,719
I think it is, Miss, yes. Get Up!
404
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,559
Feeney, Feeney, wait.
405
00:24:28,605 --> 00:24:30,628
This is an opportunity.
406
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:41,479
I mean, look at 'im.
How long's old Malky lived 'ere?
407
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,639
Don't remember a time when he didn't.
408
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:45,122
And have you ever seen him
put his hand in his pocket?
409
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,679
Not once, the tight-fisted fucker!
410
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:52,359
He's been nursing that
for four hours. RIGHT!
411
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:55,439
Time to get a shift on! Hooverville
won't build itself, y'know?
412
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:56,159
What you doing?
413
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,239
They're getting a bit cosy.
414
00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:59,959
I told them they could crash 'ere!
415
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:02,119
Well, that can't be legal.
So un-tell them.
416
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:06,039
Tweet me, and complain.
417
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,399
Like me Uncle Terry, that.
418
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:10,759
This one time, he beat the
living shit out of my Aunty Sheila.
419
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:11,759
Did she deserve it?
420
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:12,799
What?
421
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:15,239
Did she deserve the beating?
422
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:19,159
I don't know, I was only little.
Anyway that's not the story... Argh!
423
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,519
She didn't deserve it,
because hitting a woman
424
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,279
isneveracceptable, understand?
425
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:27,999
This is an important lesson for you,
since you've married our Mam.
426
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,639
I understand! I do!
427
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:33,039
Give it a proper wash!
428
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:34,479
Hey!
429
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:37,039
Got a few kegs I need to shift
up from the cellar.
430
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,519
Give us a hand?
Earn your keep while you're 'ere.
431
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:43,519
Yeah, no probs.
432
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:45,679
What was that for?
433
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,599
You've made summat of yourself.
434
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:51,599
And you don't let anybody
fuck it up for you.
435
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:01,839
So...
436
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:04,239
How are we gonna make
this work, then?
437
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:05,679
How d'you mean?
438
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:08,039
Monthly retainer.
439
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:11,879
Little bit extra if we need
something more specific.
440
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,879
Fuck off! I'm a probationer
for two years!
441
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:18,119
I'll be mainly making cuppas and
having the piss taken out of me.
442
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:20,959
Yeah, well, call it a long-term
investment, then.
443
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:24,959
You'll be able to buy yourself
a nice little runaround before long.
444
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:29,039
Look, I'll never land you in it, J.
You know that.
445
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,399
But I'll always be me own man.
446
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,629
We can't talk about this again.
447
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:40,039
Besides, half of these are
doubled-up, you tight bastard!
448
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,799
Yeah, couldn't get to the
fucking bank before it shut,
449
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,279
could I?
450
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:44,919
So what we shifting?
451
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:48,919
These big bastards over 'ere.
452
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:56,599
Hey, they don't skimp on expenses
for the corporate raiders, d'they?
453
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,999
I won't lie to you.
So you feeling better?
454
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,119
What? I regard you bringing me
here as a hostile action.
455
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:05,559
You were destitute!
You ungrateful pig.
456
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,199
Temporarily, I think you'll find!
457
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:11,839
Daniella! Please excuse Mrs Feeney.
We're a very close team,
458
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,879
and she's naturally protective.
459
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:17,599
"Mrs?" Really?
Somebody need a passport?
460
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:21,079
Er, would you leave us, please?
461
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:25,079
So, Frank, I am curious.
462
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:30,079
Were there no family that
could take you in? No friends?
463
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,759
Social evolution in practice.
464
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,319
What?
465
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,839
I wear glasses.
466
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:39,039
Right?
467
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,359
These. Slippery slope.
468
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:45,319
Galapagos Islands round our way.
If you're weak, you'll be savaged.
469
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:48,839
If I am fucking, this, man!
470
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:52,479
Cunts in this place will eat me
alive, without a second thought.
471
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:53,599
Thanks to you lot!
472
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:54,879
My lot?
473
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:58,239
Oh, come on, don't pretend
you're "Of the people."
474
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:02,239
Your fucking shoes alone would buy
a three-bed semi in my street(!)
475
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,119
Come on! People are, y'know,
476
00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:09,119
they're tired of this "them and us"
mentality, aren't they?
477
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:13,719
Always seems to be the Old Etonians
478
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:17,039
telling the rest we live
in a classless society
479
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:20,919
as they pass laws to deregulate
around their investments.
480
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:23,839
The old divides don't apply.
481
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:26,239
It's about survival, nowadays.
482
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,999
Hey, your neighbours weren't slow
to cast you out, hmm?
483
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,199
D'you think they're worried about
what's become of you now?
484
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:33,919
I suspect not.
485
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,439
We want the same thing.
486
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,799
You scratch my back...
487
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:42,319
Oh, God!
488
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:46,119
Well, I wondered when
this was coming up.
489
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:47,879
OK.
490
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:51,879
No more free lunches, eh?
491
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:57,239
Oh! I was thinking more...
492
00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:00,519
information, and less...
493
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:04,519
penis.
494
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,599
Derek Molinari.
495
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:12,719
What a fucking chancer!
496
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:16,359
Punches in for his shift
at Meinhoffer's.
497
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:17,679
Ching!
498
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:21,679
And then heads out to the bookies
all day,
499
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:26,839
only stepping out to sign-on
every Thursday.
500
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,479
Bet he's not the worst!
501
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:34,479
Oh, not by a long shot!
502
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:38,919
I tell you who's a lying twat!
He never shares his smokes.
503
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:42,759
Biscuit-arse Pettigrew.
504
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:45,599
Ronnie, to his mother.
505
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:49,599
Apart from 'aving BO that could
fell a fucking buffalo at 20 paces,
506
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:55,359
he's claiming on four
different addresses.
507
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,639
And does he share
the goodies around?
508
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:03,639
Did Jesus have a rubber cross?
509
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,479
Thought I was going to
run out of tape.
510
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,639
Would you like me to have
your room cleared?
511
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:15,559
That's not my room!
Ooh, I wouldn't let that stench
512
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,039
anywhere near the place
where I lay my head.
513
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:19,759
No, I'm over here.
514
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:23,759
OK, would you like a wake-up call,
Miss? I could bring you a coffee?
515
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,119
(If you were mine,
516
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:37,119
(I'd have a cast made
of your magnificent breasts,
517
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:41,919
(and this tongue would probe
518
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:47,279
(and plunge deep... )
519
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:51,279
Front-bottom, not back...
520
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,159
Did you say something?
521
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,879
No, Miss, I was just
thinking, erm...
522
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:56,959
Night, Feeney.
523
00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:00,959
Good night, Miss.
524
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,919
DOG BARKING
525
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:07,999
What the fuck?
526
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,919
Argh, I don't carry cash!
527
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:13,679
Me arse isn't clean!
528
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:17,679
(MICKY LAUGHS LOUDLY)
529
00:31:17,732 --> 00:31:18,771
Go on!
530
00:31:18,803 --> 00:31:19,562
TELEVISION BLARES
531
00:31:20,063 --> 00:31:22,719
Yes, Kelly?
532
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,719
(VOICE ON TELEVISION) All you're
planning to do is sit back
533
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,839
and carry on selling 100 quid's
worth of weed a week!
534
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:32,719
Micky, d'you mind? Can't be
doing with telly first thing.
535
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:36,399
Oh, it's brilliant, this one!
They get the DNA and they find out...
536
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,719
There's no fucking milk!
537
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,199
Marty's got something to ask you.
538
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:41,679
Well, see, I...
539
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:44,999
You need to move out.
540
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,039
What?
541
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:47,519
We're nesting.
542
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:51,519
We need room for the baby, mate.
543
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:54,879
But I was gonna help you, you know.
544
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,959
Like the Three Musketeers.
545
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:59,199
No, we're like the two musketeers,
and you're like a bloke
546
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:03,199
who insists on crashing with us,
and won't take a fucking hint!
547
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:05,239
You've been hinting?
548
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:08,439
In neon, with megaphones! Had a
biplane fly past the other day,
549
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,479
trailing a banner. "Micky,
have the sense you were born with
550
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:12,719
"and get the fuck out."
551
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,959
You're a brilliant flatmate...
552
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:21,170
No, you're right.
Your needs are greater.
553
00:32:21,522 --> 00:32:22,959
Don't be like that!
554
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:26,039
I'll be gone in an hour.
555
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:30,039
Think you were direct enough?
556
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:35,359
Why can't you crash
in the dormobile?
557
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:39,319
Oh, I don't get the keys for that!
They know I'd sell the rust bucket!
558
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:42,319
Don't wash your gonads in the sink!
Other people have to brush
559
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:43,359
their teeth there!
560
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:44,839
Where you gonna kip tonight?
561
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:47,959
Wherever I lay my hat, son.
562
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:50,479
I was born under a wandering star.
563
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:53,159
I need no man. I am a rock.
564
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:56,919
A rock? Frank, you're washing
yourself in me brother's gaffe,
565
00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:00,919
and rolling on deodorant
supplied by the bollock-washer!
566
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,519
Trust me, it's every man
for himself.
567
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:07,519
Only the strongest will survive.
568
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:11,439
Don't... Don't do that.
569
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:14,519
CHATTERING
570
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:17,719
Keep your strength!
All for one, one for all.
571
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:21,719
You don't fool me
for a fucking minute!
572
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,919
All right, Shane,
what's the abuse today?
573
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:36,919
Go on! Do your worst, I'm a big boy.
574
00:33:39,397 --> 00:33:40,647
You all right?
575
00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:46,293
I got you something.
576
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,239
What am I looking at?
577
00:33:57,451 --> 00:34:01,450
All of 'em! Any one you like.
Might as well aim high.
578
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,959
Time to move on.
579
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,159
Finally!
580
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:08,959
What if I don't want to?
I like it here.
581
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:12,959
It's what we always said we'd do,
when I graduated.
582
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:19,119
I think we were wrong to want that.
583
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:21,759
I think we're right.
584
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:25,319
Mate, you need to make
the most of it while you can.
585
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,279
Random drugs tests and all that.
586
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:30,679
Fuck off!
587
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:34,479
Besides, I don't think I
can go through with it.
588
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:35,519
What?
589
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,639
Passing out ceremony.
590
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:41,639
So you did all the training,
but you're not gonna graduate?
591
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,279
What's the point in that?
592
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:44,679
I can't, not...
593
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:46,999
Not without me Dad's blessing.
594
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,359
Fuck your Dad!
595
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,119
If I go, who's gonna look after 'im?
596
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:52,359
Look, he's a survivor.
597
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:55,159
If there's no-one there to
protect him from himself,
598
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:58,639
he'll be dead within 18 month.
599
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,559
I can't do that to him.
600
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:05,239
I can't let him cut me off.
601
00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:09,239
DOOR BANGS
602
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:17,159
Miss, no-one's answering their doors!
603
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:22,159
DOOR SLAMS
604
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:26,159
I haven't the patience for this.
Call a town meeting.
605
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:28,199
Put our cards on the table.
606
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:29,999
Are you sure?
607
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,319
What we're doing is for the good
of these people.
608
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,167
It's time they understood that.
609
00:35:37,682 --> 00:35:43,418
That's 75% of benefit claims
in this area are fraudulent...
610
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:47,279
They're not fraudulent, they're
rejected. There's a difference.
611
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,891
Parliamentary procedure!
612
00:35:49,953 --> 00:35:51,758
Miss Kenaway has the floor.
613
00:35:51,789 --> 00:35:54,074
If you want to make an
interjection, approach the
614
00:35:54,075 --> 00:35:56,359
microphone and the chair
will recognise you.
615
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,519
You heard me.
616
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:03,454
MURMURS OF AGREEMENT
617
00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:06,999
The thing is, you have got to
pay your way and, more importantly...
618
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,959
Don't lose your head.
619
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,079
This matters to me.
620
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,159
Why?
621
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,479
Because if I fuck them,
I fuck myself.
622
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:16,119
I don't buy into all this
nobility bollocks.
623
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:19,150
Yeah, you do. You can't fool me.
624
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,199
I know you.
625
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:24,439
But we can't go on like this.
626
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:29,041
Less than 15% of residents pay
any council tax at all.
627
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:30,759
No wonder!
Order!
628
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,479
Why...
629
00:36:33,814 --> 00:36:37,813
Why should anyone pay
council tax round here?
630
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,359
The state of the roads!
631
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,799
Half the streetlights haven't
worked in a year.
632
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,439
APPLAUSE AND MURMURS OF AGREEMENT
633
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:48,439
You're making my point for me.
The Chatsworth is a failed estate.
634
00:36:48,547 --> 00:36:51,439
It might be a shithole,
but it's our shithole!
635
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,839
No-one wants to move here.
You can't expect the authorities
636
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,119
to keep on throwing
good money after bad.
637
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,999
Invest.
638
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:02,399
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
639
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:06,352
Right, OK, I know for a fact
that someone in this room
640
00:37:06,408 --> 00:37:10,407
works at the Meinhoff brewery,
and is claiming disability benefit.
641
00:37:10,540 --> 00:37:13,239
Someone else, lives in... Anchor Way,
642
00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:17,159
is claiming on
four separate addresses.
643
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:22,259
Swing a cat, and you'll hit
half a dozen. That'snotthe point.
644
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,985
Order!
645
00:37:25,017 --> 00:37:27,727
Well, what is the point?
646
00:37:28,635 --> 00:37:30,462
I'm waiting.
647
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:35,985
Stop punishing people who can't
defend themselves.
648
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:37,839
We're not punishing anyone.
649
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:38,879
Yeah, you are.
650
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:40,719
This places sticks in your craw
651
00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:43,239
because we're a dent on
the balance sheet.
652
00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:46,559
And the fucking balance sheet
is your god, correct?
653
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:48,639
CHEERING
654
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:50,999
This operation will continue
whether you co-operate or not.
655
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,665
Fine.
656
00:37:54,821 --> 00:37:56,199
Bring it on.
657
00:37:56,200 --> 00:38:00,199
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
658
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:01,879
You're barred!
659
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,399
Why do I get the feeling I've
just been set up?
660
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:04,879
Because you have.
661
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:06,439
Told you I knew you.
662
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:08,653
You do realise we've just
declared war?
663
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:21,599
Whatare you doing?
664
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,119
How d'you mean?
665
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:24,959
I told you that stuff in confidence.
666
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:28,119
You're the one who doesn't
believe in society.
667
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,679
Doesn't mean I want to
join in the goose-stepping!
668
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,239
Oh, this isn't about class.
669
00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:35,199
We're not the SS.
670
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,959
It's about people
getting away with it.
671
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:41,319
They bought shares in utilities,
and satellite dishes
672
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,639
when the going was good.
673
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:45,199
They?
674
00:38:46,418 --> 00:38:49,535
Who arethey?
675
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:52,879
They are the people who might be
a little bit funny
676
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,280
if they knew that you and me
had been chatting.
677
00:38:57,113 --> 00:39:01,112
Keep your ears open, Frank.
I want to know whattheyare doing.
678
00:39:07,046 --> 00:39:09,839
Shit.
679
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:11,719
20 cigs. Come on.
680
00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:12,999
No.
681
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,679
Why the fuck not?
682
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:16,171
Cos you're a tosser.
683
00:39:16,234 --> 00:39:17,984
Serve him, Ches.
684
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:22,439
It's all right, forget it.
I think I've just lost me craving.
685
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:23,839
You should be proud of Carl.
686
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,999
Proud? Proud?! Of that traitor?
687
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,639
Yeah!
688
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:28,919
Not the traitor bit, though.
689
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:30,119
What is your problem?
690
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,639
What, the truth? Yeah.
691
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:36,199
You are not like
your brothers and sisters.
692
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:40,199
You are destined for
far lesser things.
693
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:41,879
Cheeky bastard.
694
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,399
You were my one great hope.
695
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,959
The salvation of my loins.
696
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,839
We fuck up.
697
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:51,919
We turn the other cheek.
We run away.
698
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:53,799
It's our DNA.
699
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:56,679
Rotten to the core.
Like father like son.
700
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,119
I'm nothing like you.
701
00:39:58,120 --> 00:39:59,679
Ohhh!
702
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:01,159
I'm not.
703
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,199
Ohhh!
704
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:07,199
What are you doing?
705
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:08,799
You're freaking me out, you tit.
706
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:10,239
This job won't last.
707
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:12,404
The real you's in there
708
00:40:12,427 --> 00:40:15,119
fighting to get out.
709
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:19,119
And I am counting down the days...
710
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,359
Know what gets me, though?
711
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:31,199
Some fucker's grassing them up,
passing on details, and that.
712
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:33,399
It's not right.
713
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,079
I fucking hate grasses.
714
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:37,719
Yeah, they know how to
treat them in Iraq and Iran,
715
00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:39,319
you know, in the Middle East.
716
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:40,799
Cut their heads off, man...
717
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:44,159
Wha-a-ahhh...
718
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,759
No messing about.
719
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:48,959
They decapitate you
for shopping someone?
720
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:52,119
Yeah! Big, curly sword. Wha-tcha!
721
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:53,599
They've got the right idea, mate.
722
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,879
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
723
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:59,639
The Irish,
they had the right idea.
724
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:03,639
They tarred and feathered the
informants, tied 'em to lampposts...
725
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:06,519
Come on! Please.
726
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:09,599
Could get hypothermia.
727
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,079
Fucking bird flu, maybe.
728
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:12,399
Fuck off!
729
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:16,399
Like turkeys at Christmas.
730
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,159
Morning.
731
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:23,479
Morning, sir.
732
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:27,479
CHEERING
733
00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:29,599
Yeah, fuck off.
734
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,719
Our very own little Che Guevara!
735
00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:32,979
Who's that?
736
00:41:32,980 --> 00:41:35,399
- The one on the T-shirts.
- Footballer?
737
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:36,979
Yeah.
738
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:41,079
What's your fucking hair like,
today?
739
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:47,599
Where's Karen Maguire, please?
740
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:48,439
Kiss my dick.
741
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,479
Perhaps your mother has
better manners.
742
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:53,919
I'll tear your fucking head off
and shit in your neck.
743
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:55,679
I'm here.
744
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,839
Your licence to sell alcohol
on these premises has suspended
745
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:00,479
pending investigation.
746
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:01,959
Investigation of what?
747
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:05,639
Several possible contraventions
of the Licensing Act 2003,
748
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:09,239
including letting patrons
spend the night at the location.
749
00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:11,239
You don't have the right
to serve these.
750
00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:13,240
Oh, this is a
multi-agency operation.
751
00:42:13,241 --> 00:42:15,239
It's tobacco and alcohol too.
It's across the board.
752
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:18,639
Fine! Go ahead, suspend the licence.
753
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:19,879
We'll give the drink away.
754
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:20,799
CHEERING
What?!
755
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,759
We'll give it away.
We can take the hit.
756
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:26,759
This place doesn't close. Ever.
You won't starve us out.
757
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:32,399
I'll have a triple voddie,
Rockefeller.
758
00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:45,119
Could you help me out, please?
759
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:49,119
I've been in here since Tuesday.
760
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:55,799
Could you not put a little more
on the deposit?
761
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,599
For an extra 2,000
you could get this one.
762
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,719
It has a downstairs toilet.
Be perfect for me.
763
00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:01,799
You?
764
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,879
You're going to have to
get used to the idea
765
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,639
that this could be
a permanent living arrangement.
766
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:10,839
You're welcome to stay until you
sort out alternative accommodation,
767
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:14,839
but for the first time in my life,
I could be approved for a mortgage
768
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,399
and it's for my family's future,
only.
769
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:17,959
We may never get our house back.
770
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,239
KNOCKING AT DOOR
771
00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:23,159
You wouldn't cast a destitute
pensioner out onto the streets?
772
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:27,159
If I had to, yeah.
773
00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:28,839
Jackson Powell?
774
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:29,639
Yeah?
775
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,874
We're from Operation New Start.
776
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:37,919
You claimed income support
whilst under going teacher training.
777
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:39,759
Yes, yes, but that's...
778
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:43,759
You also received a maintenance
grant to the sum of £2,906.
779
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:46,519
No, no. It's not...
You don't under...
780
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:49,039
and a teacher trainee bursary
to the sum of £6,000.
781
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:51,599
You can't expect a man
who has family to provide for
782
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:52,719
to live off that alone.
783
00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:56,039
On family tax credits
784
00:43:56,040 --> 00:44:00,039
over a period of four years.
785
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:07,079
You're not listening to me.
My family need it.
786
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:10,399
Every penny goes on our survival!
I'm like you.
787
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:13,379
An honest working man.
788
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,122
That's the last of it.
789
00:44:30,715 --> 00:44:32,479
Micky...
790
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:36,199
I'm... sorry...
We owe you big time.
791
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,319
If circumstances were different,
we'd love you to stay...
792
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:40,038
I could babysit...
793
00:44:40,039 --> 00:44:42,684
No, get the fuck out!
Get a fucking life!
794
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:48,919
Don't have to tell me twice.
795
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:50,559
Oh, you going somewhere?
796
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:51,999
I'm moving out.
797
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:55,999
You all are. Council-sponsored
court-sanctioned eviction order.
798
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:01,919
(CHUCKLES)
799
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:04,839
I'm being prosecuted.
Can you believe that?
800
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:07,639
He invited them in,
made them a cup tea,
801
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:10,439
which, by the way,
I've noticed neither has touched,
802
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:12,639
and offered a light snack
for the privilege.
803
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:15,159
They've made a mistake.
We're not dole scroungers.
804
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:17,399
There's no point.
I'm signing off, anyway.
805
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:18,959
I'm a qualified teacher now.
806
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,519
I've got a post at St Morrissey's...
807
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:23,999
My husband has no comment.
Both of you,
808
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,639
out of my fucking house now.
809
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:31,639
Not another word!
810
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:40,199
We'll be in touch.
811
00:45:40,720 --> 00:45:42,999
Did you see the way
he just looked at me?
812
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,999
Like they would Frank Gallagher! How
fucking dare they? I'll fix this.
813
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:49,559
That's fine, then, isn't it?
814
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:53,559
Just in case, put this pot
away somewhere safe.
815
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:56,080
Cos after that lot get
through with us, at
816
00:45:56,081 --> 00:45:58,079
least we'll have something
left to piss in.
817
00:45:58,440 --> 00:45:59,119
Pasta do you for lunch?
818
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,759
Oh, I can't stand
feckin' Italian food...
819
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:05,759
Pasta would be lovely.
820
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:12,439
Four quid! Come on!
Can't sell them in the shop.
821
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:17,599
Look at 'em all. What have we done?
822
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,359
Come on, boys!
Get your pennies out!
823
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:20,839
CHEERING
824
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:22,879
God knows.
825
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:26,039
Pint and an orange.
826
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:27,759
Put a large voddie in it.
827
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:31,759
Bairn's got to get
used to it sometime.
828
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,199
Go on, what you having?
829
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,959
No, you're all right, thanks,
I'm fine.
830
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:42,479
SILENCE FALLS
831
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:46,479
CLANGING
832
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:50,479
For fuck's sake,
is it panto season(?)
833
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:52,159
What have you done, Frank?
834
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:55,079
Nothing. I've just... had me fill,
that's all.
835
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:55,639
Frank?
836
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:58,719
I haven't done anything!
837
00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:00,599
You're refusing a free drink?
838
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:02,679
I'm not... I'm just...
839
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:04,239
He's got a guilty conscience.
840
00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:07,119
About what? You threw me out.
841
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:08,199
He's lying!
Can't even look me in the eye.
842
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,479
(SIGHS)
843
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:11,199
Swear on the kids' lives.
844
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:13,159
I swear.
845
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:14,079
Swear on Man City.
846
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:15,279
I swear.
847
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:19,119
On your mother's memory.
848
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:21,199
MURMURING
849
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:22,719
Grass!
850
00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:24,279
She's got us over a barrel.
If I don't...
851
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:26,119
Fucking hell!
852
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:28,039
No, listen!
If I don't weigh her in with info,
853
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:30,679
she's going to fucking
hang me out to dry.
854
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:33,479
MURMURING
855
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:35,079
Well, come on, then!
856
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:36,519
Come on!
857
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:37,559
JEERING
858
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:40,479
Bring it on, you pack of hyenas!
859
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:44,479
Got fuck all to lose, anyway!
Come on!
860
00:47:45,077 --> 00:47:47,239
I'm just a fucking punchbag,
aren't I?
861
00:47:49,350 --> 00:47:52,469
One man's torture is another
man's justified measures.
862
00:47:52,470 --> 00:47:55,509
I mean, I don't know if I believe
in punishment for it's own sake.
863
00:47:55,510 --> 00:47:57,469
I'm more a rehabilitation
man myself.
864
00:47:57,470 --> 00:48:00,789
I'd have no conscience about it.
865
00:48:00,790 --> 00:48:04,229
I want to see him suffer.
Two-faced grassing bastard!
866
00:48:04,230 --> 00:48:07,549
They might cut your knob off.
You can still live knobless.
867
00:48:07,550 --> 00:48:10,429
Always thought it'd cause you
to bleed to death,
868
00:48:10,430 --> 00:48:12,909
but apparently not.
869
00:48:12,910 --> 00:48:16,909
You can't kill Frank.
It'd be like drowning a puppy.
870
00:48:16,910 --> 00:48:18,820
I've drowned loads of puppies.
871
00:48:18,866 --> 00:48:20,549
Trust me, it's fuck-all like this.
872
00:48:20,550 --> 00:48:22,829
Still carrying a torch
for him, are we?
873
00:48:22,830 --> 00:48:26,029
Yeah(!) I don't want him murdered,
so I'm carrying a torch for him.
874
00:48:26,030 --> 00:48:27,309
Is that your logic?
875
00:48:27,310 --> 00:48:30,189
There's loads of people
I don't want murdered,
876
00:48:30,190 --> 00:48:32,589
so that must make me
a right slapper(!)
877
00:48:32,590 --> 00:48:34,789
'It does turn you
into a soprano, though.'
878
00:48:34,790 --> 00:48:36,749
You know, high voice and all that.
879
00:48:36,750 --> 00:48:40,349
Sopranos used to be dead
valuable in history.
880
00:48:40,350 --> 00:48:43,229
When I say soprano,
I do mean castrato, obviously.
881
00:48:43,230 --> 00:48:45,989
MUFFLED CRIES
882
00:48:45,990 --> 00:48:49,509
The Pope had a whole choir
of them in the 16th century.
883
00:48:49,510 --> 00:48:52,989
MUFFLED SHOUTING
884
00:48:52,990 --> 00:48:56,989
Burn me, shoot me, drown me
at sea! I don't care what you do,
885
00:48:57,070 --> 00:49:00,709
but stop fucking talking!
886
00:49:00,710 --> 00:49:04,589
Punishing him for its own sake makes
no sense. How does it benefit us?
887
00:49:04,590 --> 00:49:06,869
It isn't supposed to benefit us.
888
00:49:06,870 --> 00:49:09,149
Maybe it is.
889
00:49:09,150 --> 00:49:11,869
Look, he spied for them, yeah?
Why can't he spy for us?
890
00:49:11,870 --> 00:49:14,509
Find out what they're
up to, bring it here?
891
00:49:14,510 --> 00:49:17,589
And maybe pass on some duff
information to them,
892
00:49:17,590 --> 00:49:18,668
while he's at it?
893
00:49:18,707 --> 00:49:21,069
What, Frank Gallagher ...
double agent?!
894
00:49:21,070 --> 00:49:25,069
Fuck me, we must be desperate!
895
00:49:28,150 --> 00:49:29,989
Look out, Mata Hari's
on the case
896
00:49:29,990 --> 00:49:33,829
Oh, ha-fucking-ha(!)
I don't have to do this.
897
00:49:33,830 --> 00:49:36,949
Shouldn't have blabbed your fucking
mouth off in the first place!
898
00:49:36,950 --> 00:49:40,189
You owe us, all of us. Big time.
899
00:49:40,190 --> 00:49:42,669
I know... that!
900
00:49:42,670 --> 00:49:46,469
That's why I'm trying
to put things right, aren't I?
901
00:49:46,470 --> 00:49:50,029
Finding out what they're
up to so you...
902
00:49:50,030 --> 00:49:52,989
wehave got a fighting
chance of stopping them.
903
00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:56,989
Good luck.
904
00:50:04,830 --> 00:50:08,389
Big, big, big plans.
905
00:50:08,390 --> 00:50:09,869
Hm, pray tell.
906
00:50:09,870 --> 00:50:10,989
It's bribery.
907
00:50:10,990 --> 00:50:14,189
Need to keep a close
eye on your team.
908
00:50:14,190 --> 00:50:16,909
Someone on the inside's passing
info in exchange for readies.
909
00:50:16,910 --> 00:50:19,389
Get Frank another drink, yeah?
910
00:50:19,390 --> 00:50:22,069
I think it helps him to talk
more... freely.
911
00:50:22,070 --> 00:50:24,269
(LAUGHS) OK.
912
00:50:24,270 --> 00:50:28,269
So Frank, what sort of information
are they supplying exactly?
913
00:50:28,550 --> 00:50:32,269
It's like addresses of where
you're going to swoop next.
914
00:50:32,270 --> 00:50:34,469
When are you swooping?
915
00:50:34,470 --> 00:50:37,389
You know, matter of interest?
916
00:50:37,390 --> 00:50:40,349
Carmen! Carmen!
917
00:50:40,350 --> 00:50:44,309
I couldn't find you!
918
00:50:44,310 --> 00:50:46,589
I have no sympathy or time for this.
919
00:50:46,590 --> 00:50:47,829
I love you!
920
00:50:47,830 --> 00:50:51,149
I used to be at
your beck and call...
921
00:50:51,150 --> 00:50:54,189
Oh, great(!)
922
00:50:54,190 --> 00:50:56,269
Carmen may be some time.
923
00:50:56,270 --> 00:51:00,269
Ah. I'm in no rush.
924
00:51:00,710 --> 00:51:04,709
All right, love. Your virtue's
safe with me. I may need glasses,
925
00:51:05,430 --> 00:51:09,429
but I'm not totally Stevie Wonder.
926
00:51:11,870 --> 00:51:14,718
(SLURRED) Where the fuck
has Carmen got to?
927
00:51:14,796 --> 00:51:16,585
We won't see her now.
928
00:51:16,718 --> 00:51:19,269
This always happens
when he shows up
929
00:51:19,270 --> 00:51:22,269
and she falls for it every time.
930
00:51:22,270 --> 00:51:26,269
Husband. Going through a divorce.
931
00:51:26,270 --> 00:51:30,069
He's a drunk, a womaniser.
932
00:51:30,070 --> 00:51:32,029
He'll have had his way with her
933
00:51:32,030 --> 00:51:34,949
and then run back
to the younger model.
934
00:51:34,950 --> 00:51:37,309
Men are bastards!
935
00:51:37,310 --> 00:51:41,309
Do you have a little lady crush?
936
00:51:41,670 --> 00:51:45,669
Hm?
937
00:51:46,390 --> 00:51:49,909
I, er... I touched her boob once,
938
00:51:49,910 --> 00:51:53,549
while she was asleep.
The left one.
939
00:51:53,550 --> 00:51:57,029
I just... brushed my palm
940
00:51:57,030 --> 00:51:59,291
across her nipple.
941
00:52:02,950 --> 00:52:04,869
I sleep on it now.
942
00:52:04,870 --> 00:52:08,709
Hard to tell,
cos I'm so pissed, but...
943
00:52:08,710 --> 00:52:11,486
I might've just come in me pants.
944
00:52:12,870 --> 00:52:15,189
You're all stuffed, though.
You know that.
945
00:52:15,190 --> 00:52:16,669
What?
946
00:52:16,670 --> 00:52:20,669
It's political, like immigration
947
00:52:20,670 --> 00:52:23,469
No government can be seen
948
00:52:23,470 --> 00:52:26,429
to be supporting benefits.
949
00:52:26,430 --> 00:52:30,429
The underbelly is a cancer.
950
00:52:33,310 --> 00:52:36,109
Shall we have another drink?
951
00:52:36,110 --> 00:52:37,149
Oh, no!
952
00:52:37,150 --> 00:52:40,149
Go on! You know you want to.
953
00:52:40,150 --> 00:52:41,829
Ah, go on!
954
00:52:41,830 --> 00:52:45,829
Oh, all right. Then we call
it a day. I need to, er...
955
00:52:46,350 --> 00:52:50,349
Leave the table here.
956
00:53:10,390 --> 00:53:11,429
Where's Feeney?
957
00:53:11,430 --> 00:53:15,429
GLASS CLINKING
958
00:53:16,950 --> 00:53:17,949
What you doing?
959
00:53:17,950 --> 00:53:19,669
I just... I...
960
00:53:19,670 --> 00:53:23,229
I dropped me glasses.
961
00:53:23,230 --> 00:53:27,229
You look shagged.
962
00:53:41,710 --> 00:53:44,309
You going somewhere?
963
00:53:44,310 --> 00:53:48,189
I don't know who you are anymore.
964
00:53:48,190 --> 00:53:49,749
Oh, I'm going somewhere!
965
00:53:49,750 --> 00:53:51,669
I don't want to be
like everyone else!
966
00:53:51,670 --> 00:53:55,669
I want two parents.
967
00:53:56,310 --> 00:53:59,069
You're so keen to move on.
I think you should.
968
00:53:59,070 --> 00:54:02,429
You're not that stupid!
15 years of marriage?
969
00:54:02,430 --> 00:54:03,869
15 years?
970
00:54:03,870 --> 00:54:07,189
Letitia! I wouldn't want you
looking down your nose at us.
971
00:54:07,190 --> 00:54:10,429
Maybe one of your better
class of mates can put you up.
972
00:54:10,430 --> 00:54:11,469
In.
973
00:54:11,470 --> 00:54:14,189
In!
974
00:54:14,190 --> 00:54:18,189
I won't be blackmailed!
975
00:54:25,830 --> 00:54:29,829
Not a fucking word!
976
00:54:37,550 --> 00:54:39,069
There you go, love.
977
00:54:39,070 --> 00:54:41,149
Cheers.
978
00:54:41,150 --> 00:54:44,909
Oh, come on, I've earned it!
979
00:54:44,910 --> 00:54:48,909
If I had my way, you'd be propping
up a bridge somewhere by now.
980
00:54:49,510 --> 00:54:52,909
Oh what, you going to stuff
your gums with orange peel?
981
00:54:52,910 --> 00:54:56,589
Tell me Luca Brazi
sleeps with the fishes?
982
00:54:56,590 --> 00:55:00,029
You don't scare me!
983
00:55:00,030 --> 00:55:01,709
We're fucked!
984
00:55:01,710 --> 00:55:04,229
They're going to evict
as many as they can,
985
00:55:04,230 --> 00:55:06,429
but there's no new tenants.
986
00:55:06,430 --> 00:55:10,429
No-one's moving in. They're going
to keep the houses empty, permanent.
987
00:55:10,550 --> 00:55:11,949
Well, that's stupid.
988
00:55:11,950 --> 00:55:14,535
No, that's clever.
Left empty, the houses'll rot.
989
00:55:14,536 --> 00:55:16,185
But then no-one'll
want to live here.
990
00:55:16,193 --> 00:55:17,747
Exactly what they want.
991
00:55:17,794 --> 00:55:20,232
They're looking to shut down
the whole estate.
992
00:55:20,284 --> 00:55:23,455
No houses, no pub,
no punters, no people.
993
00:55:23,705 --> 00:55:26,749
This'll be one of those places
people used to live.
994
00:55:26,750 --> 00:55:29,349
Well, I for one
am lying down to no bully.
995
00:55:29,350 --> 00:55:30,229
I'm with you.
996
00:55:30,285 --> 00:55:32,076
We need a plan.
997
00:55:34,310 --> 00:55:36,629
I wear them for reading sometimes.
998
00:55:36,630 --> 00:55:38,709
I wear contacts.
999
00:55:38,710 --> 00:55:42,309
I need 'em for watching telly.
1000
00:55:42,310 --> 00:55:43,549
I don't need glasses.
1001
00:55:43,550 --> 00:55:47,549
I only wear them cos fellas can't
resist the slutty secretary look.
1002
00:55:49,763 --> 00:55:52,042
How are we going to fight them?
They've got cops and dogs.
1003
00:55:52,152 --> 00:55:53,431
They've got tasers.
1004
00:55:53,456 --> 00:55:56,192
We need to be smart.
Guerrilla warfare.
1005
00:55:56,270 --> 00:55:58,389
Yeah, French resistance!
1006
00:55:58,390 --> 00:56:00,149
But... we're not French.
1007
00:56:00,150 --> 00:56:02,686
We're all in the same fucking boat.
1008
00:56:04,230 --> 00:56:07,685
(FRANK) 'All right, so maybe
I was a bit premature.
1009
00:56:07,755 --> 00:56:11,509
'These are difficult days.
1010
00:56:11,510 --> 00:56:13,829
'You know, post banking crisis,
1011
00:56:13,830 --> 00:56:17,669
'post comprehensive spending review,
1012
00:56:17,670 --> 00:56:20,629
'cuts, cuts and more cuts.
1013
00:56:20,630 --> 00:56:24,629
'And kick the living shit
out of the underbelly
1014
00:56:25,110 --> 00:56:29,109
'cos they're least equipped
to defend themselves.
1015
00:56:30,030 --> 00:56:33,669
'The more things change,
1016
00:56:33,670 --> 00:56:36,094
'the more they stay the same, yeah?
1017
00:56:51,710 --> 00:56:54,149
'Society is dead.
1018
00:56:54,150 --> 00:56:58,069
'Long live society.'
1019
00:56:58,070 --> 00:57:00,509
Thanks to you, these people
have lost their homes.
1020
00:57:00,510 --> 00:57:01,629
£150,000?!
1021
00:57:01,630 --> 00:57:05,149
That's her bonus, if she manages
to permanently board up 120 houses.
1022
00:57:05,150 --> 00:57:06,589
Partner couldn't make it again?
1023
00:57:06,590 --> 00:57:08,284
'I can't do it on my own.'
1024
00:57:08,300 --> 00:57:09,109
I'll mess it up!
1025
00:57:09,110 --> 00:57:11,429
I'll mess it up! You will if you
carry on ignoring your baby.
1026
00:57:11,430 --> 00:57:13,709
Upset by a couple
of evictions, are you?
1027
00:57:13,710 --> 00:57:16,669
Ten years from now, this
place will be wasteland!
1028
00:57:16,670 --> 00:57:20,029
She has destroyed people's lives.
She's caused total mayhem!
1029
00:57:20,030 --> 00:57:24,029
You know what hormones are like? I
really need to go and ride me boy.
1030
00:57:24,913 --> 00:57:26,697
Oh, baby!
1031
00:58:00,110 --> 00:58:04,109
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1032
00:58:06,790 --> 00:58:09,109
MOANING
1033
00:58:09,110 --> 00:58:12,469
There's spunk stains on the
pillowcase and dried-on lubricant!
1034
00:58:12,470 --> 00:58:16,352
It's a working house.
DOOR OPENING
1035
00:58:17,477 --> 00:58:19,709
Have you got a little stiffie
under there for me?
1036
00:58:19,750 --> 00:58:21,820
No, I've really not!
1037
00:58:23,310 --> 00:58:30,949
You'll come round eventually!
1038
00:58:31,305 --> 00:58:37,812
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