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One reason interns have so
much trouble putting in chest tubes
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is because it is a violent procedure.
You must not be scared, though.
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You need to use force to get
the tube between the ribs,
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then pop it through the pleura. What
do you say there, Lis? You can do this.
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Uh, Dr. Cox, I'm not so sure
I'm comfortable with this.
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- You lost my teaching mannequin.
- I don't know what happened to it.
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Hello, carpool lane.
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[Janitor] What movie do you want to see?
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Inserting chest tube.
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Lisa! God, he was joking!
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Yes, I was, Lisa.
Now take the rest of the afternoon off
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and think about what you did.
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This is a warning, people.
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Anybody else who hurts Keith is going
to get the same treatment as Lisa.
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Good day.
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Nothing like watching
your boyfriend get humiliated daily.
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Purple nurple!
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[Screaming]
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Baby, look at this! I'm starting to look
like a big fat pregnant lady.
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No, you're not. You look like
you let yourself go a little.
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[Crying]
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OK, that came out wrong.
But baby, it's OK.
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You're overreacting because your
pregnancy hormones are taking over.
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It's fine. These past few days,
your moods have changed like that.
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That is not true!
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- That's cool.
- I'm sorry.
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Let me kiss the owie.
Kiss the owie.
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Baby. Oh, I want to do it right now.
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You don't want to
do it now. This'll pass.
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This is happening.
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You're damn right this is happening.
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My mom.
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I can't believe she'll
never meet her grandchild.
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Do you want to start with kissing,
or get to the good stuff?
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What is wrong with you?
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When will you learn?
[Groaning]
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[J.D.] Turk talkingto a new staff member.
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Give her a special treat and say hello.
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Hello!
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J.D., I'm sure you know Kim Briggs.
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Uh, no, you big knucklehead, I don't.
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On behalf of everyone
here at Sacred Heart,
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I'd like to say konichiwa.
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- I've been here five years, big guy.
- I know that, Kim.
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It's a game. What's your name? Turk.
What's that guy's name? I don't know.
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It's a patient. Looks like a Dave.
Are you Dave? We don't know.
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- Torture him about this.
- Will do.
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Peace out.
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How come I never
noticed her before?
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Because she wears a wedding ring.
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You don't notice women
who wear wedding rings.
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- [Turk] Kim was here on your first day.
- That's enough.
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[Turk] She was at Ben's funeral.
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- Dude, she's been around.
- # Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
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# Ne-me-ne-meMe-me-me-me-me #
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So because she wears a wedding ring,
she's invisible to me?
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- Yes.
- Please, T. I'm not that shallow.
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Oh, really? Will all women
who are married in the area
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please remove your wedding rings?
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[Scoffs]
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Thank you.
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Dr. Feinberg?
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Anastasia?
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Gift shop girl.
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Hey, J.D.
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- I thought you died.
- No, I just got married.
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But I sent your family flowers.
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I know. You bought them from me.
It was kind of weird.
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- Gift shop girl!
- [Girl] What?
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- Stop that!
- Sorry.
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# I can't do this all on my own
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# I know that I'm no Superman
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That's backwards.
It's been bugging me for years.
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# I'm no Superman #
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How are we doing, Mr. Peters?
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[J.D.] I had checked up on Kim.She got along with everybody.
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All the guys liked her.
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Cover up, sailors. Chick on deck. I need
extra towels for the ladies' room.
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Oh, I got a towel for you.
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Yah!
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- [Fast swishing sound]
- Thanks, Todd.
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All the women liked her.
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[Fast swishing sound]
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I just love that every woman
knows how to do that.
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She even got alongwith the greasers.
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I know everyone gives you a hard time,
but trust me, this look is coming back.
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I never got a synchronized snapfrom the greasers.
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Mr. Peters, having a gal urologist
might seem a little uncomfortable,
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but the penis is
just another excretory organ,
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so let's take the stigma off of it.
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Now, this is the length
of the average penis.
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What?!
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That seems about right.
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Good for you. I was just messing
with Dr. Dorian over there.
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You know what?
I'm not talking to any of you guys.
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I know, right?
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You lie...!
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Oh, my God!
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Keith, I know we have plans tonight,
but I am way too tired.
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No problem.
I'll call you tomorrow.
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Hey, girls. Listen,
Perry got uppity with me for,
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and I quote, "spending $20,000
we don't have on shoes,"
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so to get back at him,
I'm treating everyone to drinks.
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- I'll go.
- You told Keith you were too tired.
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I think Keith and I might be done.
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What?!
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Dorian, can I borrow
that pencil for a second?
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Just one second? Thank you.
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[Fake Italian accent] Oh, no.
I snapped the pencil.
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- It's from my standup act.
- Where do you perform?
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I'm at the Giggle Pit
every Monday at sunup.
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- I'll have to come by sometime.
- Do it, man.
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Wait, I'm mad at you.
You stole my video camera
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with the scenes from Dr. Acula,
the movie I'm making.
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Why do you think I stole it?
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I was surfing the hospital's Web site
and I saw that someone posted
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the "Dr. Acula delivers
a baby then eats it" scene.
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Someone with the screen name "Rotinaj."
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"Rotinaj" is just "Janitor"
spelled backwards, Rotinaj.
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Morning, Dr. Rotinaj.
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Good morning, Mr. Clean-Up-Man.
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Mr. Peters, I looked at your CT scan
and I recommend we don't do surgery.
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Great.
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This is goodbye,
but I leave you in the capable hands
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of Dr. John D. Dorian.
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You take care.
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I gave you a new middle initial.
It reassures patients.
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The "D" stands for "Dallas"
because I told Mr. Peters
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that's where I lost my virginity.
Don't know how we got down that path.
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Something about that old man
makes me want to open up.
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I hope you like your new initial.
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I don't mind it a turtle's wink.
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Wait, you only pepper yourconversation with cute animal imagery
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if you're smitten.
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- Could you lend me a pen?
- Quick as a porcupine's hiccup.
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[Sexy jazz music]
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All right, there's onlyone problem with this.
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[Record scratches and music stops]
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OK, see ya, J.D.
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Kim, wait.
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Unfortunately, there's no way
I can make you mine,
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unless I make you mine...
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...for eternity.
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Dr. Acula, don't stop!
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Vampires like it windy.
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Why are you breaking up with Keith?
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Look, Keith is sweet,
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but after watching him
get walked on again,
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I feel like I need
a stronger man in my life.
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I want what you have, someone to stand
up for me when I need it, you know?
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Someone as confident as Turk
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or as brave as Dr. Cox or as...
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I'm sorry, I don't know your husband.
What are some of his good qualities?
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Well, he was a roadie for Jimi Hendrix,
and when it rains,
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he carries me to the car.
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And you guys have
been together, what, 60 years?
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I'm 48, and I'm done here.
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My bad. Yeah.
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I don't want Keith to go.
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Elliot, I don't want Keith to go!
[Crying]
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There, there.
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What? "I'm pregnant. I'm crying.
I'm laughing." Enough already!
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It's boring.
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Listen up, nametags.
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I need to wire some cash
to my son so he can make bail.
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Apparently, the musical he was producing
was just a front for a crystal meth lab.
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Here's the kicker: He fled to Toronto.
The freaking Mounties are involved.
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Anyhoo, I need somebody to
zip out to my house and grab $400.
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I'll do it.
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I shouldn't be mopping here anyway.
This is a rug.
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[Sloshing]
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Don't let him in your house, sir.
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He'll steal everything you've got
like he stole my camera.
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You know the difference
between you and me?
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Your melon-sized prostate, sir?
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I will never fear this man.
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- You think I'm afraid of you, chief?
- No, sir, I do not.
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Look, I keep my extra cash in a pickle
jar on the top shelf over the sink.
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Enid wants that jar so bad
she can taste it. [chuckling]
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Oh, right.
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You don't remember she's paralyzed
and can't stand out of her wheelchair.
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- That's why you're not laughing.
- No, Bob.
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We're not laughing
because we're all horrified.
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Well, it tickles me.
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[Sloshing]
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Huh.
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OK, honey, I know Elliot upset you
with this whole Keith thing,
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but listen,
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we're all gonna be extra, extra
sensitive so you don't get riled up, OK?
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I'm wearing red.
Should I not be wearing red?
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She's pregnant, she's not a bull.
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I know you think I'm just
being crazy, but Elliot,
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you should not give up on Keith.
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You say he's not strong enough because
he gets stepped on at work,
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but that's what it's like.
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You're doing what we do when we
get into a serious relationship,
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freaking out and
trying to poke holes in it.
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Remember when I started dating Turk
and I wanted to bail on him
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because he cried at the end of sex?
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- Baby!
- Relax, Brown Bear.
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There's no shame in cry-maxing.
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And you know how hard
single life can be. Just ask Kim.
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Wait. Kim's single?
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Yeah. She's been divorced
for over a year.
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She wears the ring at the hospital
so she doesn't get hit on.
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Turk, keys!
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Yahtzee!
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Hey, girl. What are you doing?
Want to get some coffee later?
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- And then, the ultimate Cox-block.
- [Cox whistles]
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Hey. Why isn't Mr. Peters
in there getting surgery?
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I decided against it.
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She thought it would be best
if I treated him medically.
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First of all, Newbie,
nobody's ever thought that, ever.
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Secondly, she's a cutter.
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When is the last time you met
a cutter who didn't want to cut?
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Laverne, you've been here 40 years now.
You ever heard of such a thing?
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I'm gonna kill somebody.
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I guess we all get mad when peoplesay things we don't want to hear.
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Elliot!
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I'm sorry, but you can't
leave until you promise me
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you'll think about it with Keith.
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Oh, my God, Carla! Will you
please just butt out of this one?
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Especially when things feel a bit fishy.
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- Here's your cash.
- Oh, thanks.
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Hey, is that a new coat?
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Yeah. Just picked it up.
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Where did you get the money to buy it?
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Mmm, I don't think that's
any business of yours.
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Still, it's always goodto hear the truth.
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Surgery is really
the only thing that has a shot
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at curing this guy,
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and the reason that
she's not going to do it
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is he's older and has heart issues,
which makes him high risk.
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And if he were to drop dead
on her operating table, well,
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that would make her
surgery stats go down.
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And that wouldn't look very good on
a young doctor's r�sum�, would it?
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Even if it means losing respectfor someone you might like.
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What can I say? You got me.
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Damn.
240
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Hold on. Dr. Turk,
241
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I covered your gastric-bypass patient
last night. He left a message for you.
242
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:53,233
- What'd he say?
- You are square.
243
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- [Greasers laughing]
- [Tires squealing]
244
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Stupid greasers.
245
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,915
Oh, here comes Kim.
246
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She had all night to think.
247
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She'll probably be
in a shame spiral. Let's enjoy it.
248
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,749
- Oh, hey, fellas, how you living?
- Large!
249
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What!
250
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What, was I not supposed to answer?
251
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I wasn't the only onehaving relationship problems.
252
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Sorry about the way I left last night.
253
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We're OK, right?
254
00:13:25,404 --> 00:13:28,737
Until you receive further notice,
consider us not speaking.
255
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:32,767
I know you took my money
to buy that ridiculous coat.
256
00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:35,313
I bet you can't prove it.
257
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:41,982
Enid, you are my eyewitness.
258
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Did he take more than $400?
259
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:48,524
Enid, is that a new pantsuit?
260
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,826
You think you're
pretty smart, don't you?
261
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All I think is that leather
never goes out of style,
262
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and if you keep money in a pickle jar,
you should know how much is there,
263
00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:02,106
and it won't hurt to buy your invalid
wife something nice
264
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:04,039
so she can feel pretty.
265
00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:07,738
These are just general thoughts
about life, nothing specific to you.
266
00:14:10,649 --> 00:14:13,550
- Mmm, that was nice. Thank you.
- That wasn't me.
267
00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:15,746
- Hey, dudes.
- Don't "hey, dudes" us.
268
00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:19,382
- You know what bothers me?
- Non-threatening colloquial greetings?
269
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It bothers me that a doctor won't help a
patient so she could keep her stats up.
270
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,997
- Yeah!
- Look, J.D.
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Surgery's competitive.
We do what we must to get ahead.
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My best friend here's a surgeon,
273
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and he'd never pass
on risky surgery to keep his stats up.
274
00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:36,134
Actually, I have done that.
275
00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:38,802
- Everyone has.
- Oh, my God!
276
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Out of here! Dr. Cox, please weigh in.
277
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:45,680
Well, it's no secret how I feel
about surgeons. I hate them.
278
00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:48,480
I'd liken them to rocks,
but that would insult rocks
279
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because, you see, at least rocks
are useful to society.
280
00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:56,457
We build bridges, throw them at guys
wearing phones clipped to their heads.
281
00:14:56,528 --> 00:15:00,191
It's a phone. You can't do this?
282
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:03,724
- However...
- Now, back to the crux of the matter.
283
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Hit her, Per!
284
00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:08,971
However, it is not Dr. Briggs' fault
285
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that she works in a broken system.
286
00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:13,907
Top hospitals are only
interested in hiring surgeons
287
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who they think are flawless.
288
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,913
That's not the answer you
thought you'd hear,
289
00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:20,645
but as always, I don't care.
290
00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:24,721
Thank God he didn't see this.
291
00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:28,123
Yeah, Mom, I was listening
the whole time. I just couldn't talk.
292
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[Groans]
293
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[Kelso whistles]
294
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Looks like somebody took their new
titanium eight iron with a leather grip
295
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and went to town on your van.
296
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,269
Well done, sir.
297
00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:46,709
What? You think I did it?
298
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Too bad you can't prove it.
299
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Really?
300
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:55,480
I think I need to take more...
301
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... blood.
302
00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:59,324
What the hell is this?
303
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:02,724
It's Dorian's camera. This must be
a scene from Dr. Acula.
304
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:06,731
You ain't taking no more bloodfrom my ho-slapping hand.
305
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,700
I will pimp slap you!
306
00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:12,532
This feels really racist, J.D.
307
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,163
- Why can't I be a vampire?- Because it's my movie!
308
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:19,734
Now, let's take it from the top andI'm not gonna ask you again, blacker!
309
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,245
- Blacker.- Yes, please.
310
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,837
- Blacker.- [J.D. Screaming]
311
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[Hissing]
312
00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:30,152
Now comes the good part.
313
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Prove that!
314
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:34,890
And that! And that!
315
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:38,225
And that! And that!
316
00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:41,324
Yeah!
317
00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:43,962
What do you want?
318
00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:49,541
So, hey, I thought you
might be hungry.
319
00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:52,099
You enjoyed the pancakes
I left on the computer?
320
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:56,011
No, but I enjoyed the 3,000 ants
crawling on my keyboard.
321
00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:58,049
There's two doing it on the F button.
322
00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:01,085
I could be wrong,
but it looks like two girls.
323
00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:04,316
- What do you want, Elliot?
- I wanted to apologize.
324
00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:06,789
- Well, save it.
- Look, Carla, I...
325
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,225
You must be bored
with this friendship
326
00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:11,353
when all you do
is take, take, take.
327
00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:14,456
The most embarrassing thing is
you don't realize you do it.
328
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,501
Because, at the end of the day,
329
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:20,265
you're nothing but a spoiled, selfish,
neurotic girl from Connecticut
330
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who has absolutely
no idea how to...
331
00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:24,135
OK, that's enough!
332
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:27,542
I don't know what you are fighting
about, but it doesn't matter.
333
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:31,743
No one's allowed to be that mean to my
girl, especially when she's apologizing.
334
00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:36,083
- Are we clear?
- [JD] Nobody speaks to Carla like that.
335
00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:38,123
It was cool getting to know you, man.
336
00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:42,783
The irony was Keith wasyelling at the one woman
337
00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:44,988
who was tryingto save his relationship.
338
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,131
I'm sorry, Elliot.
339
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,226
And even more ironicwas that it looked like she had.
340
00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:55,231
- Thanks for standing up for me.
- Yeah, totally.
341
00:17:57,176 --> 00:18:00,145
I think Elliot finally seeingwho Keith really was
342
00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:02,772
made me understandwhy I was so upset with Kim.
343
00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:07,045
[# Aqualung: Easier to Lie]
344
00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:10,545
Look who's happy again.
345
00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:13,420
- Yeah, well, it's just...
- J.D., one sec.
346
00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:16,289
I'm on the phone with my mom.
She just got her RV fixed.
347
00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:19,421
Mom, I gotta go.
You can call me from the road.
348
00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:21,665
My mom loves the road.
349
00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:25,235
I finally figured out
what bothers me so much about you.
350
00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:27,272
Well, lay it on me, studly.
351
00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:31,002
It's the way you're so concerned
about protecting yourself.
352
00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:36,142
I mean, no one in this entire hospital
has a bad thing to say about you,
353
00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:40,777
and I'm guessing that's because you're
careful not to rub anyone the wrong way.
354
00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:44,451
And you still wear your wedding ring.
355
00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:47,822
That prevents any guy
from getting anywhere near you.
356
00:18:47,893 --> 00:18:49,861
You wouldn't operate on Mr. Peters,
357
00:18:49,928 --> 00:18:53,659
and we both know how you're
protecting yourself there.
358
00:18:53,732 --> 00:18:58,169
I don't know. I guess, in the grand
scheme of things, it's not a big deal.
359
00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:01,468
I was a little disappointed to find out
who you turned out to be.
360
00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:05,543
I'll see you around, Kim.
361
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,511
See you.
362
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:16,013
- I don't want to do this.
- No problem.
363
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:17,817
I'll give the tape to the police.
364
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:21,758
Ladies and gentleman, this is
your chief of medicine, Bob Kelso.
365
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:25,388
"I feel compelled
to tell you that I do,
366
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,658
in fact, fear the Janitor.
367
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:32,295
Honestly, is there anyone elsewith such a brilliant mind?"
368
00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:33,962
You planned this, didn't you?
369
00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:37,304
The whole being mean thing,
so that Keith would stand up for me.
370
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:40,307
Oh, thanks.
371
00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:47,883
- You didn't plan a damn thing, did you?
- No, I snapped like a twig.
372
00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:49,978
Please don't tell her.
373
00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:55,693
Anyway, I guess peoplecan always surprise you.
374
00:19:56,094 --> 00:19:58,255
Who's Dr. Briggs operating on?
375
00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:00,195
Your patient, Mr. Peters.
376
00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:04,031
"So please join me in basking
377
00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:07,128
in the glow of the Janitor's awesome:
378
00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:10,735
...this isn't a word.
- Read it.
379
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:14,872
"Fearitude." Good night.
380
00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:20,778
[Imitating Edward Murrow]
And good luck. I loved that movie.
381
00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:25,687
I saw you did that surgery
on Mr. Peters.
382
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,592
Did you decide
it was the right thing to do?
383
00:20:30,495 --> 00:20:33,623
No, actually, it was
a stupid career risk.
384
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,090
Then why'd you do it?
385
00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:40,967
Because for some reason,
I find myself
386
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:43,803
really caring about
what you think of me.
387
00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:53,247
Oh.
388
00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:56,814
Cool.
389
00:21:04,229 --> 00:21:06,197
[Kim chuckles]
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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