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[Drums playing]
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What's going on?
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Ted and I are putting together
an air band for that contest.
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Someone's gotta win those water park
tickets. Might as well be us.
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Lloyd, slammin' solo, but I have to ask,
how's things with the drug problem?
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Three days sober.
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Excellence.
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OK. We'll be in touch.
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[Cymbal crash]
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Well, Mrs. Nickels,
it was an honor being your doctor.
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Oh, you're such a nice young man.
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I'd love to set you up
with my grandniece.
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Oh, thank you.
I'm not big on blind dates.
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I know, I haven't hit it in a while,
but there's good reason for that.
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Two good reasons:
His face and personality.
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Sticks and stones
may break my bones...
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[J.D.] But words will hurt forever.
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Anyway, for me
to be set up with your niece,
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I'd need to know a lot more about her.
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She's single.
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[J.D.] My blind dateshould be here any second.
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I gotta thank Mrs. Nickelsfor setting this up.
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Oh, Mrs. Nickels, you blue-haired bitch.
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Wait. She's veering off.
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Phew!
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OK, Mrs. Nickels. Your new hip is onthe house because this girl is amazing.
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And yet there's somethingso accessible about her.
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I wonder what it is.
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- Oh!
- [Crashing]
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Ooh, I'm gonna have the carrot cake.
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[J.D.] So she was a bit of a klutz.
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Did you see that? Please say no.
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No.
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[J.D.] From that moment on,it was the greatest date ever.
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We had so much in common.
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I ride a scooter, I love Harry Potter
so much I sometimes wish I was a wizard
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and I've hated sports since I was a kid.
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Me too! Do you ever, like,
drift off and have weird fantasies?
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Sometimes.
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So do you want me to see
if they'll give us some more coffee
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or do you want
to just call it a night?
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[J.D.] And then she gavethe world's best answer.
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Neither.
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[Door opens]
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[EIliot] J.D., you home?
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My roommate. Back in one second.
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So I guess your date sucked, huh?
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[Laughs]
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Why don't you ask her
if our date sucked? She's in my room.
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Twenty bucks says you blow it
in five minutes.
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Unlikely,
'cause what's waiting for me in my room
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is what's known
in football terms as a slam dunk.
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One Mississippi. Two Mississippi...
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It's late. I gotta get going.
I have a dog and a fish.
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I have to feed them and walk them
and stuff. I'm Julie. Hi.
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I was Elliot.
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Twenty bucks, please.
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OK, double or nothing. I'll bet you I
can jump from this couch to the counter.
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Check it. Eagle!
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Ugh! Ah! Oh!
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Pay me in the morning.
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# I can't do this all on my own
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# No, I knowI'm no Superman
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# I'm no Superman #
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Why would Julie just take off like that?
I'll bet you my body intimidated her.
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That's it. I am selling
that Bowflex on Craigslist.
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I'm sure you said something that sucked
all the romance out of the moment.
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You used to do that all the time
when we were dating.
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Like when?
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Are you getting thicker?
You feel a little thicker.
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What?
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Fine, I may have told her
that she smells like my mom.
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Which, by the way,
I maintain is a compliment.
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[EIliot sighs]
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- What are you talking about?
- Well, J.D. Has this...
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Already bored.
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Oh! Look! Will you say goodbye to Jack?
I have to drop him off at preschool.
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Oh...
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Bye, little man.
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Uh, Perry, this is your son,
not a rescued pit bull. Give him a kiss.
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Jordan, he's starting to look like a guy
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and I'm just not
real big on kissing guys.
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When my father showed me affection,
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he would miss
when he threw bottles at my head.
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You are gonna be a much better dad
than your dad was.
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Now give him a proper goodbye.
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Son, always a pleasure.
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- No more kissing!
- Wh...?
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You're crazy!
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That's right. He is.
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I don't understand.
Why wouldn't you kiss him?
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[Singsong] Stay out of it, Carla.
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- Stay out of what?
- Dr. Cox won't kiss his son.
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What is wrong with you?
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Ladies, hate to disappoint,
but my quota for women
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who bug the bejesus out of me
has been met for the next billion years.
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Now, Mrs. Wilk, you have developed
an allergy to melphalan.
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I've come up with a new regimen that
will enable us to continue treatment.
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OK.
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Oh, I think he described
all the extra effort he put in
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so you would tell him
what an amazing doctor he is.
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Now you've told me,
it won't sound sincere.
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He won't care.
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Dr. Cox, you're amazing.
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It's just my job.
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[# Loverboy: Workin' For The Weekend]
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[Music stops]
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Well, uh, thanks for coming
to the audition in costume.
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What costume?
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[Turk laughing]
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Somethin' funny?
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Dude, I just came up with the perfect
name for your band: Mercy Flush.
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Do you think this is easy?
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[# Bell Biv DeVoe: Poison]
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[Lip-syncing]
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I don't know what it is,
but he's got it.
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- He's going to be trouble.
- I know.
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But he's so damn talented.
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[J.D.] I convinced Julie to meet me
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by explaining that my commentwas a simple miscommunication.
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I wasn't saying you smelled like my mom.
I was saying you smelled like Mu-Mum.
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It's an exotic flower that's indigenous
to the hills of Costa Rica.
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God, I feel so stupid.
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Hugsies.
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[J.D.] Oh, Mommy.
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- See you later.
- Yes.
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- OK.
- [Keys jingle]
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Oh, gosh. [laughs]
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- Oh, my God!
- Oh, gosh! Oh, here.
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[Both yelling]
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Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
I am so, so sorry.
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- Oh, no, it happens.
- It does. It happens.
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Bye.
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Isn't she great?
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So you got the second date. Just don't
repeat the mistakes you made with me.
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Don't speed down the road
and pretend your brakes are out.
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I don't care if it got you laid
once in high school.
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It is not funny and I still have not
forgiven you for killing that pony.
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But most importantly,
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if you ever find yourself
in a romantic situation again,
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ignore whatever pops into your head.
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Just look into her eyes
and say these exact words:
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"I'm so glad I found you."
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Telling me what to say. Next you'll
tell me how to kiss. Where does it end?
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You are such a good kisser, J.D.
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Hmm. Right back at you.
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And I love that you're calling me J.D.
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Stay away from my girlfriend, Elliot.
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And stay away from my J.D. Wigs!
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Dr. Cox, could you help me
with a central line?
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Fine, Lonnie, but hand to God,
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if you so much as look
at me for the next month,
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I will mummify your head
in surgical tape.
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Thank you, Dr. Cox.
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Is he gone? No. Hello?
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Mrs. London, this is Dr. Cox.
He's going to be your doctor.
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Good news. Your intestinal bleeding
can be fixed with a very simple surgery.
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Surgery? I'm a Jehovah's Witness.
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I can't get a transfusion.
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We believe that blood should
not be passed from person to person.
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I'm a doctor.
And we believe that without surgery,
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a patient in your condition can suffer
from a major case of deadness.
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Don't worry, he'll figure out
another way to treat you.
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[Laughing] No, he won't.
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I'm having so much fun
hanging out with you.
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Can you believe we've
been talking two hours?
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- Seriously?
- Nah, while you were in the bathroom,
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I set the clock two hours ahead
so you'd think time was flying by.
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Really? While I was in the bathroom,
I wrote my name in the mirror
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with my finger so next time
you took a shower and it fogged,
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you'd think ghosts
were telling you to be with me.
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[J.D.] Looking at her, I knew whatthe future held for Julie and me.
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[# Five for Fighting: 100 Years]
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Smile.
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Oh, God, this mask is hot.
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Thanks for doing that.
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I wanted a picture of us old,
you know?
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That way if one of us dies
in a tragic skiing accident,
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we'll always have
that memory of us together.
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That's so sweet.
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So, what do you want to do now?
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[J.D.] OK, romance is in the air.You gotta say something.
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Tell her about the hit-and-run.No, she loves ponies.
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Ask if she's been tested. Why arethese thoughts popping into my head?
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My God, look at the size of her feet.Tell her. Stop it!
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OK, the silence has gone on too long.
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Say that thing Elliot told you,even though it's stupid.
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I'm really glad I found you.
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[Hard rock song ends]
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Yes! That was very tight.
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Well, it seems I've stumbled
into the "time well spent" ward.
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Back in your cage, Ted.
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- [Growls]
- [Instrument crashing]
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Oh, God. What have I done?
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Turkelton, I need you to volunteer
to speak at a critical care conference.
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Yeah, I don't see that happening, Bobby.
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Excuse me?
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It's not like
you're the king around here.
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[J.D. Sighs]
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'Morning, Elliot.
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By the way, Julie's here.
I'm not gonna kiss and tell.
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Oh, really? 'Cause I just got
your text that said "bone city."
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Oh, really? That came through?
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[J.D.] When you care about something,
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the last thing you wantis it to be taken away.
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Whether it's a newfound hobby...
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Why'd you want to see me?
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Quick announcement, people.
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From this moment on, there will be
no air-banding allowed in the hospital.
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The king has spoken.
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[Imitating Elvis] Thank you very much.
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[J.D.]... or the image of someoneyou looked up to.
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So, come on, tell me.
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What are you going to do
with our Jehovah's Witness?
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I'm not gonna do anything.
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[Carla] So, what's going to happen?
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I would say she's probably going to die.
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[J.D.] As for me,all I lost was my pride.
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Hey, Elliot. Oh, J.D.?
I'm glad I found you too.
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Well, that sounds familiar.
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- [Julie shouting]
- [Crashing]
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I think there's a tchotchke in my bum.
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[Gasping]
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[J.D.] So I hadto use Elliot's advice with Julie.
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Luckily, she's not great at gloating.
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Ha-ha, you had sex with
a beautiful girl you really like.
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Sometimes she needs a little help.
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You probably meant to say if it weren't
for you, I'd still be dating my laptop.
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Right! In your face! [laughs]
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[Whispers] Thank you.
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I like Julie,
so don't do that thing you always do.
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If you're referring
to the game Find the Saltine, relax.
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I don't even play that with Turk.
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No, I am talking about
how you go a million miles an hour
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the minute you fall for someone.
Don't go quickly or like I said,
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you'll end up with a beautiful girl.
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- Dating my laptop.
- Dating your laptop. Thank you.
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I knew he'd be trouble.
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Hey, come on now.
We're still a band, huh?
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Let's bring it in. Cool cats on three.
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- One, two, three:
- [All] Cool cats!
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Let's roll.
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When Mrs. Wilk was allergic to
melphalan, you found a way around it.
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Why aren't you doing the same?
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Because Mrs. Wilk didn't choose
to have her allergy, so...
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Wait, there's a young man behind you
with a quick medical question.
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[Jordan] Will you kiss me?
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Leaving.
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You know, you're eventually
gonna have to kiss your boy.
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And you will have
to treat that Jehovah's Witness.
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God, elevator.
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He's got my back, even if
I don't technically believe in him.
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Behind your ear.
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My friend, you have found the Saltine.
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Don't tell Elliot
we're still playing.
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[J.D.] Why do I care what Elliot thinks?She's not right about everything.
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I'm not gonna go too fast with Julie.
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[# Fountains of Wayne: Hey Julie]
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[J.D.] Ooh, land for sale.
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Dr. Kelso, I'll go to that conference.
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Turkelton,
I have many more pressing issues,
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starting with a gigantic paralyzed wife,
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ending with a gay son who's
written a scathing musical about me
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called Dr. Dad, which, despite mixed
reviews, has been held over in Buffalo.
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Why don't you just do
whatever the hell you want to do.
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It was never
about you saying no to the conference.
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It's the way you said it.
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You see that man there?
His biggest pet peeve,
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except for storing deer meat
in his mini-fridge,
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is people being disrespectful to him.
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Do you play?
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- Lonnie, what are you doing?
- Since Dr. Cox won't treat Mrs. London,
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we have to transfer her
to another facility.
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All right, listen up and listen good.
I will kill anyone who tells Carla.
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That includes you, Mrs. London.
I will save your life.
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Then I will take it away.
Let's get to work.
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Lonnie... are you looking at me again?
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No.
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Are we crazy to be thinking
about buying this?
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No, it's a sound investment.
And a great addition to my portfolio.
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[J.D.] Which consists of sharesof Eastern Airlines stock
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and an unopened packof Les Mis trading cards.
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J.D., this is a mistake.
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You're not Broker of the Year
Whit Prowdy.
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Don't do this. You're going too fast.
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- Why should I believe you?
- Because honesty is my business.
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I hate you, Whit Prowdy.
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Sir, can I talk to you for a second?
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Just you? Or all the Turkeltones?
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We don't just rock together.
We roll together.
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[All] Cool cats.
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Sir, I want to apologize
for how I spoke to you.
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It was extremely disrespectful,
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and I can promise you
it will never happen again.
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You bet your ass it won't.
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OK. So what's the deal, cranky pants?
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I am just sick and tired of having
to live up to everyone's expectations.
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Lonnie needs a central line,
you want me to help Mrs. London
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and every patient in this dump
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looks at me for some miracle cure.
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I mean, honestly, Carla,
with Jehovah as my witness,
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sometimes it is just too much.
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Yeah, yeah. I'm not buying it.
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You've been putting up with that
around here for 20 years.
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It's not just here. It's home.
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Jordan expects me
to be this amazing, sensitive father.
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So that's what this is about?
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You shouldn't sweat this
"sensitive dad" stuff. You'll get there.
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You don't know anything.
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Oh, really? How is it going
with your Jehovah's Witness patient?
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Better.
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How'd you know I'd move
too fast with Julie?
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How do you know
that I can be that kind of dad?
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How'd you know Kelso
just wanted respect?
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- Because I know you.- Because I know you.
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'Cause I know him.
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This is so cool.
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What's happening?
Dr. Cox didn't make eye holes!
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[J.D.] It's important we listento people who know us best,
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because if you do,you might get to rock.
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[# Boston: More Than a Feelin']
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[J.D.] You might get the confidenceto be the father you want to be.
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Gimme this little boy.
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- [Mumbling]
- [Laughing]
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I love ya. I love you so much,
I'm going to make a sandwich out of you.
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- Where you going?
- "Dad's gonna devour me. See you."
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[J.D.] Sometimes, it's fun to not listenand do whatever you want.
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So we bought it.
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Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going
to go kiss my lady on my new half-acre.
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[More Than a Feelin' continues]
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She is not graceful.
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