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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,965 --> 00:00:40,084 Ooh! 2 00:00:40,085 --> 00:00:41,745 By gollykins! 3 00:00:42,485 --> 00:00:44,185 Do you mind if I sit down? 4 00:00:45,645 --> 00:00:48,545 N... No. 5 00:00:50,285 --> 00:00:53,244 Sorry, please don't misunderstand. 6 00:00:53,245 --> 00:00:55,465 I'm just being friendly. 7 00:00:56,485 --> 00:00:58,684 You're, er... 8 00:00:58,685 --> 00:01:02,164 You're a long way from home. What brings you here? 9 00:01:02,165 --> 00:01:05,684 Oh, I'm waiting to meet an old friend. 10 00:01:05,685 --> 00:01:07,665 What about you, young lady? 11 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:13,945 I'm waiting to babysit two adorable kids. 12 00:01:14,765 --> 00:01:16,585 They live just over there. 13 00:01:18,405 --> 00:01:20,484 Oh, you read them fairy stories. 14 00:01:20,485 --> 00:01:22,164 Oh, yes! 15 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:24,905 Oh, they love their story time. 16 00:01:26,765 --> 00:01:28,465 Little Red Riding Hood. 17 00:01:29,245 --> 00:01:31,425 Don't like her. 18 00:01:34,085 --> 00:01:36,865 And Snow White? She's actually a blonde! 19 00:01:38,045 --> 00:01:39,764 Sorry? 20 00:01:39,765 --> 00:01:42,164 "Happily ever after..." 21 00:01:42,165 --> 00:01:45,284 Come on, now, they're just stories. 22 00:01:45,285 --> 00:01:48,044 You know? For children? 23 00:01:48,045 --> 00:01:50,745 I don't suppose you have family yourself? 24 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:56,625 Well, had. I had two nephews... Rolf and Rex. 25 00:01:57,805 --> 00:01:59,724 Had? 26 00:01:59,725 --> 00:02:02,065 Why? What happened? 27 00:02:03,725 --> 00:02:06,825 Well, since you ask... 28 00:02:08,525 --> 00:02:11,225 ...once upon a time... 29 00:02:49,565 --> 00:02:51,145 Flowers! 30 00:02:52,405 --> 00:02:53,924 Flowers! 31 00:02:53,925 --> 00:02:55,865 Would you like some flowers? 32 00:03:01,205 --> 00:03:02,785 Flowers? 33 00:03:05,125 --> 00:03:06,825 Very nice flowers. 34 00:03:10,405 --> 00:03:13,004 Oh! 35 00:03:20,365 --> 00:03:22,345 Please take one. 36 00:03:53,165 --> 00:03:56,724 When little Snow White's mother died, 37 00:03:56,725 --> 00:03:59,964 the King, her father, up and cried... 38 00:03:59,965 --> 00:04:04,004 Oh, what a nuisance! What a life! 39 00:04:06,365 --> 00:04:10,044 Now I must find another wife! 40 00:04:10,045 --> 00:04:14,404 It's never easy for a king to find himself that sort of thing. 41 00:04:48,805 --> 00:04:50,425 Snow White! 42 00:05:24,245 --> 00:05:25,945 Piggy bank! 43 00:05:28,125 --> 00:05:30,185 Very good, very good. 44 00:05:37,285 --> 00:05:39,964 The King wrote to each magazine and said... 45 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:42,404 I'm looking for a queen. 46 00:05:42,405 --> 00:05:48,044 At least 10,000 girls replied and begged to be the royal bride. 47 00:05:48,045 --> 00:05:50,385 However, in the end he chose... 48 00:05:51,245 --> 00:05:54,084 ...a lady called Miss Maclahose. 49 00:05:56,125 --> 00:05:59,524 Who brought a mirror framed in brass. 50 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:00,884 Good morning. 51 00:06:00,885 --> 00:06:03,284 A magic, talking, looking glass. 52 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:07,084 Ask it something, day or night, 53 00:06:07,085 --> 00:06:09,265 it always got the answer right. 54 00:06:10,205 --> 00:06:11,604 Aww. 55 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:12,884 Go on! 56 00:06:12,885 --> 00:06:15,404 For instance, if you were to say... 57 00:06:15,405 --> 00:06:19,164 Oh, Mirror, what's for lunch today? 58 00:06:19,165 --> 00:06:21,244 The thing would answer, in a trice... 59 00:06:21,245 --> 00:06:23,924 Today it's scrambled eggs and rice. 60 00:06:26,045 --> 00:06:28,404 There we are. 61 00:06:28,405 --> 00:06:30,385 Din-dins. 62 00:06:36,965 --> 00:06:39,465 Oh, adorable! 63 00:06:41,165 --> 00:06:44,204 Now, every day, week in, week out, 64 00:06:44,205 --> 00:06:47,044 the spoilt and stupid Queen would shout... 65 00:06:47,045 --> 00:06:51,884 Oh, Mirror, Mirror on the wall! 66 00:06:51,885 --> 00:06:53,884 Who is fairest of them all? 67 00:06:53,885 --> 00:06:56,324 The Mirror answered every time... 68 00:06:56,325 --> 00:06:58,804 Oh, Madame, you're the queen sublime. 69 00:06:58,805 --> 00:07:01,524 You're the only one to charm us. 70 00:07:01,525 --> 00:07:05,044 Queen, you are the cat's pyjamas! 71 00:07:05,045 --> 00:07:07,724 For ten whole years, the silly Queen 72 00:07:07,725 --> 00:07:11,244 repeated her absurd routine, 73 00:07:11,245 --> 00:07:14,625 then suddenly one awful day... 74 00:07:16,925 --> 00:07:18,785 Hello, Snow White! 75 00:07:21,285 --> 00:07:22,564 Hi! Ohh... 76 00:07:22,565 --> 00:07:25,025 That's very sweet of you. 77 00:07:26,645 --> 00:07:29,444 She heard the magic mirror say... 78 00:07:29,445 --> 00:07:33,164 From now on, Queen, you're number two. 79 00:07:33,165 --> 00:07:36,124 Snow White is prettier than you. 80 00:07:36,125 --> 00:07:38,004 The Queen went absolutely wild. 81 00:07:38,005 --> 00:07:39,284 She yelled... 82 00:07:39,285 --> 00:07:42,884 I'm going to scrag that child! 83 00:07:42,885 --> 00:07:46,164 I'll cook her flaming goose, I'll skin her! 84 00:07:46,165 --> 00:07:49,404 I'll have her rotten guts for dinner! 85 00:07:49,405 --> 00:07:51,604 She called the huntsman to her study. 86 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:53,524 Huntsman! 87 00:07:53,525 --> 00:07:57,444 Listen, buddy! You drag that filthy girl outside, 88 00:07:57,445 --> 00:08:00,244 and see you take her for a ride! 89 00:08:00,245 --> 00:08:03,764 Thereafter, slit her ribs apart, 90 00:08:03,765 --> 00:08:08,244 and bring me back the bleeding heart! 91 00:08:27,325 --> 00:08:28,945 Thanks, Pig. 92 00:09:05,605 --> 00:09:11,705 As soon as Rolf began to feel that he would like a decent meal... 93 00:09:16,285 --> 00:09:19,804 ...he went and knocked on Grandma's door. 94 00:09:22,405 --> 00:09:25,084 When Grandma opened it, she saw... 95 00:09:25,085 --> 00:09:27,884 The sharp white teeth, the horrid grin! 96 00:09:27,885 --> 00:09:30,364 And Rolfie said... 97 00:09:30,365 --> 00:09:32,404 May I come in? 98 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,404 Poor Grandmamma was terrified. 99 00:09:34,405 --> 00:09:36,905 - He's going to eat me up! - She cried. 100 00:09:40,165 --> 00:09:42,324 And she was absolutely right. 101 00:09:42,325 --> 00:09:43,844 He ate her up. 102 00:09:43,845 --> 00:09:45,764 In one big bite. 103 00:09:47,845 --> 00:09:49,844 But Grandmamma was small and tough, 104 00:09:49,845 --> 00:09:51,044 and Rolfie wailed... 105 00:09:51,045 --> 00:09:52,564 That's not enough! 106 00:09:52,565 --> 00:09:56,844 I haven't yet begun to feel that I have had a decent meal! 107 00:09:56,845 --> 00:09:59,324 He ran around the kitchen yelping... 108 00:09:59,325 --> 00:10:00,985 I've got to have a... 109 00:10:02,245 --> 00:10:04,225 ...second helping. 110 00:10:16,165 --> 00:10:17,324 Boo! 111 00:10:18,805 --> 00:10:20,425 This is for you. 112 00:10:28,605 --> 00:10:31,185 Quick! 113 00:10:34,085 --> 00:10:35,524 No! 114 00:10:35,525 --> 00:10:37,164 No! Snow White! 115 00:10:37,165 --> 00:10:40,305 Help! Help! 116 00:10:48,645 --> 00:10:50,425 A-agh! Red! 117 00:10:56,285 --> 00:10:57,665 Red! 118 00:11:11,245 --> 00:11:13,804 In came the little girl in red. 119 00:11:13,805 --> 00:11:15,204 Grandma. 120 00:11:15,205 --> 00:11:16,545 She stopped. 121 00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:18,825 She stared. 122 00:11:22,085 --> 00:11:25,044 And then she said... 123 00:11:25,045 --> 00:11:28,145 What great big ears you have, Grandma. 124 00:11:29,405 --> 00:11:31,884 All the better to hear you with. 125 00:11:31,885 --> 00:11:35,844 What great big eyes you have, Grandma. 126 00:11:35,845 --> 00:11:38,705 All the better to see you with. 127 00:11:39,605 --> 00:11:42,785 He stood there watching her, and smiled. 128 00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:44,724 He thought... 129 00:11:44,725 --> 00:11:46,825 I'm going to eat this child. 130 00:11:48,685 --> 00:11:54,905 But, Grandma, what a lovely great big furry coat you have on. 131 00:11:55,765 --> 00:11:58,404 That's wrong! That's wrong! 132 00:11:58,405 --> 00:12:01,924 Have you forgot to tell me what big teeth I've got? 133 00:12:01,925 --> 00:12:04,564 Ah, well, no matter what you say, 134 00:12:04,565 --> 00:12:08,164 I'm going to eat you anyway. 135 00:12:08,165 --> 00:12:11,724 The small girl smiles, one eyelid flickers. 136 00:12:11,725 --> 00:12:14,164 She whips a pistol from her knickers. 137 00:12:14,165 --> 00:12:16,684 She aims it at the poor boy's head, 138 00:12:16,685 --> 00:12:18,444 and bang, bang, bang! 139 00:12:20,525 --> 00:12:22,324 She shoots him dead. 140 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:23,865 Yes! 141 00:12:24,765 --> 00:12:26,345 Sorry. 142 00:12:30,005 --> 00:12:34,084 Fearing the worst, poor Snow White spake. 143 00:12:34,085 --> 00:12:35,604 She cried... 144 00:12:35,605 --> 00:12:38,604 Oh, please, give me a break! 145 00:12:38,605 --> 00:12:42,364 The knife was poised, the arm was strong. 146 00:12:42,365 --> 00:12:43,684 She cried again... 147 00:12:43,685 --> 00:12:45,364 I've done no wrong! 148 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:49,084 The huntsman's heart began to flutter. 149 00:12:49,085 --> 00:12:52,385 It melted like a pound of butter. 150 00:12:57,445 --> 00:12:58,724 He murmured... 151 00:12:58,725 --> 00:13:00,604 OK. 152 00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:02,524 Beat it, kid! 153 00:13:02,525 --> 00:13:05,284 And you can bet your life she did. 154 00:13:08,045 --> 00:13:10,284 Later, the huntsman made a stop, 155 00:13:10,285 --> 00:13:12,444 within the local butcher's shop. 156 00:13:12,445 --> 00:13:15,124 And there he bought, for safety's sake, 157 00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:17,884 a bullock's heart and one nice steak. 158 00:13:20,205 --> 00:13:23,484 - Oh, Majesty! Oh, Queen! - He cried. 159 00:13:23,485 --> 00:13:25,524 That rotten little girl has died. 160 00:13:25,525 --> 00:13:26,804 Ooh! 161 00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:30,124 - And just to prove I didn't cheat... - Hmm? 162 00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:33,385 ...I've brought along these bits of meat. 163 00:13:35,325 --> 00:13:36,644 Then... 164 00:13:36,645 --> 00:13:39,164 this is the disgusting part, 165 00:13:39,165 --> 00:13:44,305 the Queen sat down and ate the heart. 166 00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:50,124 OK, while all of this was going on, 167 00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:53,145 where, oh, where had Snow White gone? 168 00:13:55,365 --> 00:13:57,764 She found it easy, being pretty, 169 00:13:57,765 --> 00:14:00,745 to hitch a ride into the city. 170 00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:14,564 And there she got a job, unpaid, 171 00:14:14,565 --> 00:14:18,044 as general cook and parlour maid, 172 00:14:18,045 --> 00:14:20,964 with seven funny little men, 173 00:14:20,965 --> 00:14:24,164 each one not more than three foot ten. 174 00:14:24,165 --> 00:14:25,804 Oh, thanks, love. 175 00:14:25,805 --> 00:14:28,164 Ex-horse race jockeys, all of them. 176 00:14:40,645 --> 00:14:42,105 Red! 177 00:14:43,485 --> 00:14:44,825 Red! 178 00:14:50,525 --> 00:14:54,324 A few days later, in the wood, 179 00:14:54,325 --> 00:14:56,985 I came across Miss Riding Hood. 180 00:14:58,125 --> 00:15:02,204 But what a change. No cloak of red. 181 00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:05,924 No silly hood upon her head. 182 00:15:05,925 --> 00:15:09,324 - Hello... - She said. - ...and do please note, 183 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:13,585 my lovely, furry, wolfskin coat. 184 00:15:31,165 --> 00:15:35,105 And... w-what happened to your other nephew? 185 00:15:35,885 --> 00:15:37,305 Patience. 186 00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:43,145 Come in, please. 187 00:15:47,565 --> 00:15:49,385 Please, have two seats. 188 00:15:50,285 --> 00:15:51,625 One each. 189 00:15:53,525 --> 00:15:55,684 How can I help? 190 00:15:55,685 --> 00:15:58,684 What, for example, would you say 191 00:15:58,685 --> 00:16:00,844 if, strolling through the woods one day, 192 00:16:00,845 --> 00:16:04,244 right there in front of you you saw 193 00:16:04,245 --> 00:16:08,265 a pig who'd built his house of straw? 194 00:16:09,685 --> 00:16:11,924 And here's another house for pigs, 195 00:16:11,925 --> 00:16:15,145 and this one will be built of twigs. 196 00:16:18,605 --> 00:16:20,225 Both very promising. 197 00:16:34,245 --> 00:16:35,905 Very well done. 198 00:16:39,205 --> 00:16:41,785 Bacon, pork and ham? 199 00:16:43,405 --> 00:16:47,124 Oh, what a lucky wolf I am! 200 00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:49,945 Hello! 201 00:16:53,085 --> 00:16:56,164 Two juicy little pigs, all right! 202 00:16:57,525 --> 00:16:59,905 But still I am not satisfied. 203 00:17:01,725 --> 00:17:04,065 Hmm! 204 00:17:23,925 --> 00:17:27,284 I am sorry, Pig, things aren't pretty. 205 00:17:27,285 --> 00:17:30,265 I'm out of here, off to the city. 206 00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:33,244 I'm moving out of Grandma's shack. 207 00:17:33,245 --> 00:17:35,644 I fear I'll need my savings back. 208 00:17:37,565 --> 00:17:41,345 I'm sorry, Red, we're stony broke! 209 00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:45,905 Go out and find some wealthy bloke! 210 00:17:52,485 --> 00:17:55,364 The Seven Dwarves, though awfully nice, 211 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:58,364 were guilty of one shocking vice. 212 00:17:58,365 --> 00:18:01,084 They squandered all of their resources 213 00:18:01,085 --> 00:18:03,705 at the race track backing horses. 214 00:18:04,445 --> 00:18:07,244 When they hadn't backed a winner, 215 00:18:07,245 --> 00:18:09,244 none of them got any dinner. 216 00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:17,724 One evening, Snow White said... 217 00:18:17,725 --> 00:18:20,545 Look, here. I think I've got a great idea. 218 00:18:21,325 --> 00:18:23,764 Just leave it all to me, OK? 219 00:18:23,765 --> 00:18:27,025 And no more gambling till I say. 220 00:18:28,645 --> 00:18:32,164 Now, creeping quietly as a mouse, 221 00:18:32,165 --> 00:18:35,404 the wolf approached another house. 222 00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:38,244 A house which also had inside 223 00:18:38,245 --> 00:18:41,604 a little piggy trying to hide, 224 00:18:41,605 --> 00:18:44,044 but this one, Piggy Number Three, 225 00:18:44,045 --> 00:18:48,164 was bright and brainy as could be. 226 00:18:48,165 --> 00:18:51,764 No straw for him, no twigs or sticks. 227 00:18:51,765 --> 00:18:54,284 This pig had built his house of bricks. 228 00:18:55,805 --> 00:18:59,444 - You'll not get me! - The piggy cried. 229 00:18:59,445 --> 00:19:03,244 - I'll blow you down! - The wolf replied. 230 00:19:03,245 --> 00:19:04,985 You'll need a lot of puff. 231 00:19:05,765 --> 00:19:08,145 And I don't think you've got enough. 232 00:19:09,605 --> 00:19:12,305 - If I can't blow it down... - Rex said. 233 00:19:13,605 --> 00:19:15,724 ...I'll have to blow it up instead! 234 00:19:15,725 --> 00:19:18,004 I'll come back in the dead of night 235 00:19:18,005 --> 00:19:20,404 and blow it up with dynamite! 236 00:19:20,405 --> 00:19:22,964 Oh, no. You brute! 237 00:19:22,965 --> 00:19:24,724 I might have known! 238 00:19:24,725 --> 00:19:26,105 Ooh! 239 00:19:27,005 --> 00:19:30,004 Then, picking up the telephone, 240 00:19:30,005 --> 00:19:32,124 Pig dialled as quickly as he could 241 00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:34,684 the number of Red Riding Hood. 242 00:19:34,685 --> 00:19:35,844 Hello? 243 00:19:35,845 --> 00:19:38,444 I need your help, Miss Hood. 244 00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:41,404 Oh, help me, please. Do you think you could? 245 00:19:41,405 --> 00:19:44,724 I know you've dealt with wolves before 246 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:48,225 and now I've got one at my door! 247 00:19:48,925 --> 00:19:52,444 - My darling Pig... - She said. - ...my sweet. 248 00:19:52,445 --> 00:19:55,044 That's something really up my street. 249 00:19:55,045 --> 00:19:56,924 I've just begun to wash my hair, 250 00:19:56,925 --> 00:20:00,065 but when it's dry, I'll be right there. 251 00:20:03,485 --> 00:20:07,084 That very night at eventide, 252 00:20:07,085 --> 00:20:10,225 young Snow White hitched another ride. 253 00:20:11,765 --> 00:20:14,844 And then, when it was very late, 254 00:20:14,845 --> 00:20:17,945 she slipped in through the palace gate. 255 00:20:20,045 --> 00:20:23,244 The footmen and the servants slept, 256 00:20:23,245 --> 00:20:25,884 so no-one saw her as she crept... 257 00:20:27,525 --> 00:20:31,145 ...on tiptoe through the mighty hall... 258 00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:36,585 ...and grabbed the mirror off the wall. 259 00:21:06,485 --> 00:21:09,324 A short while later, there she stood, 260 00:21:09,325 --> 00:21:12,884 notorious Miss Riding Hood. 261 00:21:12,885 --> 00:21:16,044 Rex quickly charged, his eyes ablaze, 262 00:21:16,045 --> 00:21:18,084 and yellowish like mayonnaise. 263 00:21:18,085 --> 00:21:21,244 Once more, the maiden's eyelid flickers. 264 00:21:21,245 --> 00:21:24,764 She draws the pistol from her knickers. 265 00:21:24,765 --> 00:21:27,345 Once more she hit the vital spot. 266 00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:31,884 And killed him with a single shot. 267 00:21:31,885 --> 00:21:33,665 Ohhh... 268 00:21:42,205 --> 00:21:44,284 Pig, peeping through the window, 269 00:21:44,285 --> 00:21:47,785 - stood and yelled... - Well done, Miss Riding Hood! 270 00:21:52,165 --> 00:21:53,404 Entrees vous. 271 00:21:55,325 --> 00:21:56,964 Ta-dah! 272 00:21:56,965 --> 00:21:58,905 Wow. 273 00:22:01,725 --> 00:22:04,505 Please, have a seat, relax. 274 00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:08,324 Oh, no need to... 275 00:22:08,325 --> 00:22:09,604 Oh, sorry. 276 00:22:11,125 --> 00:22:15,284 There we are. Gone. You didn't see anything. 277 00:22:15,285 --> 00:22:17,444 Er, why don't we put on something... 278 00:22:17,445 --> 00:22:19,564 appropriate? 279 00:22:19,565 --> 00:22:21,684 Ooh, baby. 280 00:22:21,685 --> 00:22:26,204 And I've got a rather cheeky little white here, pour Madame! 281 00:22:28,165 --> 00:22:30,225 Very nice. Oh! 282 00:22:32,365 --> 00:22:34,225 Ah, piglet. 283 00:22:36,405 --> 00:22:38,164 You must never trust... 284 00:22:40,885 --> 00:22:44,524 ...young ladies from the upper crust. 285 00:22:51,565 --> 00:22:54,324 When Snow White brought the mirror home, 286 00:22:54,325 --> 00:22:56,484 she told the senior dwarf or gnome... 287 00:22:56,485 --> 00:22:57,524 Wake up, come on! 288 00:22:57,525 --> 00:22:59,324 ...to ask it what he wished to know. 289 00:22:59,325 --> 00:23:01,665 - Go on! - She whispered. - Have a go! 290 00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:08,724 He said... 291 00:23:08,725 --> 00:23:11,644 Oh, Mirror, please don't joke. 292 00:23:11,645 --> 00:23:14,444 Each one of us is stony broke. 293 00:23:14,445 --> 00:23:16,764 Which horse will win tomorrow's race? 294 00:23:16,765 --> 00:23:19,004 The Ascot Gold Cup Steeplechase? 295 00:23:19,005 --> 00:23:21,604 The Mirror whispered sweet and low... 296 00:23:21,605 --> 00:23:25,025 The horse's name is Mistletoe. 297 00:23:25,885 --> 00:23:28,324 The dwarves went absolutely daft. 298 00:23:29,365 --> 00:23:31,964 They kissed young Snow White fore and aft, 299 00:23:31,965 --> 00:23:34,545 then rushed away to raise some dough. 300 00:23:35,485 --> 00:23:38,505 With which to back old Mistletoe. 301 00:24:32,845 --> 00:24:34,225 Red? 302 00:24:35,525 --> 00:24:36,865 Hey. 303 00:24:52,805 --> 00:24:55,884 They'd pawned their watches, sold the car, 304 00:24:55,885 --> 00:24:58,084 they'd borrowed money near and far. 305 00:24:58,085 --> 00:24:59,425 Guys? 306 00:25:00,285 --> 00:25:02,284 Meet Red. 307 00:25:02,285 --> 00:25:03,625 Hello. 308 00:25:04,765 --> 00:25:09,385 For much of it they had to thank the manager of Porkley's Bank. 309 00:25:12,285 --> 00:25:15,724 And now Miss Riding Hood, one notes, 310 00:25:15,725 --> 00:25:18,164 not only has two wolfskin coats, 311 00:25:18,165 --> 00:25:20,804 but when she goes from place to place, 312 00:25:20,805 --> 00:25:23,745 she has a pigskin travelling case. 313 00:25:26,325 --> 00:25:28,524 They bought some ice cream and, of course, 314 00:25:28,525 --> 00:25:32,084 for once, they backed the winning horse. 315 00:25:32,085 --> 00:25:34,124 Thereafter, every single day, 316 00:25:34,125 --> 00:25:37,044 the Mirror made the bookies pay. 317 00:25:37,045 --> 00:25:39,244 All nine of them each got a share 318 00:25:39,245 --> 00:25:43,164 and each was soon a millionaire, 319 00:25:43,165 --> 00:25:46,065 which shows that gambling's not a sin. 320 00:25:48,845 --> 00:25:51,644 Provided that you always win. 321 00:26:01,645 --> 00:26:03,345 Hmm... 322 00:26:24,765 --> 00:26:27,385 - Hi, there! - Hi! - Oh, it's you already! 323 00:26:28,165 --> 00:26:30,084 Well, I'm still waiting for the baby-sitter. 324 00:26:30,085 --> 00:26:33,865 Mum, don't worry. I can look after him. 325 00:26:37,205 --> 00:26:39,964 Well, I guess she should be here any minute. 326 00:26:39,965 --> 00:26:41,705 Ugh, Mum! 327 00:26:43,525 --> 00:26:46,065 All right, you can read him a story. 328 00:26:46,925 --> 00:26:49,764 Don't open the door for anyone but Miss Hunt. 329 00:26:49,765 --> 00:26:52,564 - OK? Love you. - Bye, Mum. 330 00:26:52,565 --> 00:26:54,345 Bye, Mum! 331 00:26:55,485 --> 00:26:57,204 Are they going to be all right? 332 00:26:57,205 --> 00:26:59,105 They'll be absolutely fine... 22589

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