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Hey, kiddo.
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What?
I found something.
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You gotta check this out.
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"Jumanji."
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Board game?
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Who plays board games?
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Parry. Parry.
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Evade. Blam.
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Uppercut.
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Head slam. You're dead.
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Strike. Strike.
Counterstrike. Head slam.
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Ka-pow.
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Get ready. Fight.
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I got it.
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"...Benjamin Franklin,
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"and it was this sense
of national exceptionalism
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that fueled the spreading
wildfire of westward expansion."
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Spencer? Honey?
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Aah! Mom, what did we say
about the knocking?
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I'm late for work. You going
to your father's after school?
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Yeah, probably.
Don't forget your EpiPen.
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Please, remember,
the world is terrifying.
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Be careful of everything.
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I love you
more than life itself. Bye.
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See you Sunday night.
Okay.
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Later, Mama.
Eat something.
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I can't.
I gotta go meet Spencer.
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Spencer Gilpin?
Yeah, Spencer Gilpin.
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He's, uh...
He's been tutoring me.
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He's helping get my grades up.
I love to hear that.
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Little Spencer Gilpin.
Yeah.
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Your grades gonna be okay?
That's why I'm getting help.
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I'd hate for you
to get dropped from the team...
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I'm not gonna get dropped
from the team.
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It's... It's gonna
be fine. Okay?
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Mm.
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Okay.
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That's cute, right?
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Yeah.
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Yo.
Hey, Fridge.
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Why you wearing a raincoat?
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What do you mean?
I mean, it's not raining.
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Oh, well, it might.
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I mean, you never know
what's gonna happen.
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Oy vey.
What the hell, man?
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Do you mind?
Can we speed this up?
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Freak House makes me
very uncomfortable.
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Here you go.
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You proofread everything?
Yeah, I proofed it.
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And I gave it a beginning...
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and an ending
and s-some in the middle.
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I would've done it myself,
if I had the time or whatever,
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but...
Yeah, it's no big deal.
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Hey, man, I was thinking, so...
I mean, it's been really fun,
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doing your papers
and your homework and stuff,
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but I don't know
what you're doing this weekend.
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I was thinking maybe we could...
This weekend. Yeah, ah...
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Hey, Fridge.
Hey.
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You need a ride?
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I'm going with her.
You know what?
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That's actually better for me,
scheduling-wise, too, so...
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See you later, Refrigerator.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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What up, girl?
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Whatever.
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It's not like
I was your best friend
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for your entire childhood.
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That's fine.
What'd you say?
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Uh, nothing, sir.
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Oh, that guy is super weird.
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That poor man.
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So awful what happened
to those people.
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I was talking about the kid.
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What are you doing out here?
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I was just talking to my friend.
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You should be more careful
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where you loiter, you hear me?
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Yes, Mr. Vreeke. I hear you.
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This world swallows up
kids like you.
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It's been over two
hours since I've posted,
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and he hasn't commented.
He hasn't even liked it.
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You saw it.
Yeah, gorge.
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I don't know
what his problem is.
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Thank you. It's not like
I post all the time,
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just enough to stay relevant.
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But it's cute enough
for Noah to...
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Hey, there's
some rando behind you.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Bethany, did you just make
a call during a quiz?
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Yeah. But I finished
my quiz already.
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Oh, okay. Well, have you noticed
that other people haven't?
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So?
Oh, I'm sorry. Let me back up.
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You're aware there are other
people in the world, right?
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Look, um, you know,
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I'm dealing with something
right now,
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and I'm no happier
about it than you are.
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I'm having a crisis,
and Lucinda, I mean,
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she's supporting me as a woman,
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and it feels like
maybe you should too.
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Just hang up the phone.
Okay, I'll wrap it up.
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Bethany, hang it up now.
Two minutes and we're done.
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And that's detention.
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All right, keep
those arms pumping.
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Let's go!
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Bethany, you're late.
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Sorry.
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I heard she broke up
with that football guy.
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This could be
your opening, Fussfeld.
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We're gonna practice
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catching and throwing.
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So partner up and grab
a football. Let's move!
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Hey, Martha.
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Martha. You can't
play catch by yourself.
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Pair up.
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Come on. Let's go.
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No. No, I'm good.
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Okay.
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You have to participate
just like everybody else.
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Otherwise,
why are you even here?
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It's a requirement.
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Martha...
I think it's pointless.
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Gym class is not gonna get me
into Princeton,
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and I don't understand
the obsession with throwing
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a ball into a hoop
and, "Touchdown, five points!"
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Okay. There's a lot wrong
with that, but first of all...
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It's physical activity,
which is good for you.
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With other people,
also good for you.
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And if you try it,
you might even have some fun.
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Fun. That's what
we're doing here? Fun?
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This is school.
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We are supposed to be
learning things that matter.
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Okay, Martha...
We don't have
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a lot of time in this life,
and I personally
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don't wanna waste it on being,
like, a gym teacher.
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That... That came out wrong.
Yeah, it sure did.
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That's detention.
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That was hard-core.
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Badass.
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Spencer Gilpin?
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Have a seat, Spencer.
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00:10:10,606 --> 00:10:12,206
Miss Mathers?
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"And it was this sense
of national exceptionalism
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that fueled the spreading
wildfire of westward expansion."
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Does that sound familiar,
Mr. Gilpin?
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It does not.
It's the last sentence
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of Anthony's paper
on westward expansion.
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And, coincidentally,
it's the last sentence
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of your paper on westward
expansion from last year.
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That's interesting.
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Is it?
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I think so. I mean,
what are the odds of that?
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Slim.
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Yeah, you also
used the same metaphor:
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"the spreading wildfire,"
in your papers
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on the Boston Tea Party,
the Battle of Gettysburg,
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and the women's suffrage
movement.
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It's so hot in this room.
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Anthony, I know how much
you need to pass my class,
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but this is not how you do it.
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I will not tolerate cheating.
Cheating?
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I didn't... I didn't...
I didn't cheat.
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It was my fault.
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I made him do it.
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You made him...
have you write his paper?
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Yeah.
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Mm-hm.
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Look.
I'm sorry, okay?
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No, no, it's not okay.
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What the hell, man?
You got me kicked off the team.
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Yeah, well, you could've
gotten me expelled.
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It's not like you're the only
one who's living dangerously.
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Living dangerously?
Yes.
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This is the most dangerous thing
I've ever done in my life.
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And now look at me.
I'm paying the price.
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Well...
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isn't this a fun group?
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Welcome to detention.
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Yes, Spencer?
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I wanna say that I'm sorry.
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Thank you.
Bentley, all I did was make...
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Bethany, please.
You're all here for a reason.
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You know what it is.
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But this is what
you should be thinking about:
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Who you are...
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in this moment in time,
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and who you want to be.
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You get one life.
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You decide
how you're gonna spend it.
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Fortunately...
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there is no better place
for self-reflection
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than detention.
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Get up, everybody. Let's go.
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We are turning this
into a new computer center.
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But before we do,
it has to be cleaned out.
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These old magazines are bound
for the recycling plant.
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But they have to be prepped
before they go.
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It seems all the staples
must be removed.
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Whatever you don't finish today,
you finish tomorrow.
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Tomorrow's Saturday.
Because I wouldn't play?
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I don't think that'll work.
That's fair.
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Shut up.
So I suggest you get started.
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Choose your weapons.
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Hey, what the hell
they need with a bowling ball?
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Seriously, no reception?
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Okay, can today get any worse?
Are you gonna help?
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Or are you too pretty?
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I'm too pretty.
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Hey. I was watching you
with Coach Web today.
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I wasn't watching you,
I wasn't...
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Not, like, in a weird way.
I just...
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I was in the room.
We're in the same class.
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Um, but I thought you were
saying some really smart things
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about why P.E. sucks and, um...
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about other subjects.
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Thanks.
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Yeah.
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Yo. What's this?
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I don't know.
What is it, like,
219
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some type of old-school
Nintendo or something?
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I don't think so.
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I don't recognize it.
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"A game for those
who seek to find...
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"a way to leave
their world behind.
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Jumanji."
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Staples, people. Staples.
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"Jumanji"?
What does that mean?
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I have no idea.
Never heard of it.
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Hm...
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Uh, which one do I pick?
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I don't know. I don't
think it matters that much.
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"Jefferson 'Seaplane' McDonough.
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Pilot and rascal."
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It's not working.
Okay, try another one.
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"Franklin 'Moose' Finbar."
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Hm.
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He sounds like a badass.
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And he's a zoology expert,
which is awesome.
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You pick.
Okay.
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"Dr. Smolder Bravestone."
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Bethany, you in?
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Fine.
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I'll be...
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Shelly Oberon...
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the curvy genius.
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Hey, yo, Staples, come on.
It's your turn.
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Uh, no.
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No, thanks.
Wait. Just for a few minutes?
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It'll be fun.
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She's not big on fun.
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Okay. Fine.
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This may be the
lamest thing I've ever done.
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I highly doubt that.
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Welcome to Jumanji!
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What's going on?
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I think it's shorting out.
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Unplug it!
257
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:40,734
Whoa!
258
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,668
What's going on?
What's happening to your hands?
259
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,940
What's wrong with you?
I don't know.
260
00:16:50,778 --> 00:16:51,745
Spencer!
261
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,179
Oh, my God!
262
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,750
Oh-oh-oh...
263
00:17:00,888 --> 00:17:02,153
Aah!
264
00:17:03,624 --> 00:17:05,023
What the hell, man?
265
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,524
Oh, no.
266
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:10,398
Holy shit...
267
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:19,036
Whoa!
268
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:23,643
Aah.
269
00:17:44,198 --> 00:17:45,863
Guys?
270
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:49,569
Guys? Why do I
sound like this?
271
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,445
Where's my hair?
272
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,822
What the...?
273
00:18:10,824 --> 00:18:12,627
Oh, God!
274
00:18:15,096 --> 00:18:16,527
Ow, unh.
275
00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:31,579
Huh?
276
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,145
Oh...
277
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:37,752
What kind of stupid-ass...?
278
00:18:39,721 --> 00:18:41,988
Who are you?
Who are you?
279
00:18:44,192 --> 00:18:45,624
Who is she?
280
00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:48,760
Who are you guys? Huh?
281
00:18:48,762 --> 00:18:50,729
Okay, what the hell?
282
00:18:50,731 --> 00:18:52,564
God! Oh, my God!
283
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:53,999
Get off of me!
I am suing...
284
00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:56,668
What's wrong with my voice?
Get off of me!
285
00:18:56,670 --> 00:18:59,073
Where am I?
You're crushing me! Get off!
286
00:19:00,275 --> 00:19:01,777
Get...
287
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:10,749
What the hell?
What happened to the rest of me?
288
00:19:10,751 --> 00:19:13,286
What is this?
What is this on my back?
289
00:19:13,288 --> 00:19:14,286
What is this?
290
00:19:14,288 --> 00:19:16,756
Oh, my God.
291
00:19:16,758 --> 00:19:17,726
Fridge?
292
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:21,062
Yeah, I'm Fridge.
Who are you?
293
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,598
I'm Spencer.
294
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:31,170
What? The hell you are.
What is going on? Huh?
295
00:19:31,172 --> 00:19:32,971
I think...
296
00:19:32,973 --> 00:19:34,172
we're in the game.
297
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:36,608
Sorry, excuse me?
What are you talking about?
298
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:38,210
Somehow, I don't know how...
299
00:19:38,212 --> 00:19:41,613
I think we got, like,
sucked into the game.
300
00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:43,783
And we've become the avatars
that we chose.
301
00:19:43,785 --> 00:19:47,319
So it's me, Spencer,
but yet I look and sound...
302
00:19:47,321 --> 00:19:51,526
like Dr. Smolder Bravestone.
303
00:19:56,897 --> 00:19:58,898
You're telling me
that you're Spencer?
304
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:00,800
Yes, yes, yes. That's it.
305
00:20:00,802 --> 00:20:04,670
Fridge, I'm Spencer.
Which means you're Moose Finbar.
306
00:20:04,672 --> 00:20:07,009
It says it right there
on your vest. And...
307
00:20:08,209 --> 00:20:09,741
Martha?
Yeah.
308
00:20:09,743 --> 00:20:11,943
You're Ruby Roundhouse.
309
00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:15,748
And, Bethany,
you're Professor Shelly Oberon.
310
00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:17,682
Only Shelly must be
short for Sheldon.
311
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:18,950
What are you talking about?
312
00:20:18,952 --> 00:20:20,987
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, he's right.
313
00:20:20,989 --> 00:20:23,255
And you...
314
00:20:23,257 --> 00:20:25,324
you're Spencer? You?
315
00:20:25,326 --> 00:20:26,859
Yes. Guys, I'm telling you.
316
00:20:26,861 --> 00:20:29,229
I am Spencer. I'm... Aah!
317
00:20:29,231 --> 00:20:30,729
Yep, that's Spencer.
318
00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:32,265
Whoa. Whoa!
319
00:20:32,267 --> 00:20:34,834
So that means I...
320
00:20:34,836 --> 00:20:36,171
I'm...
321
00:20:37,873 --> 00:20:39,772
Wait, Bethany.
Bethany, don't!
322
00:20:39,774 --> 00:20:42,610
No!
323
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:48,082
I'm an overweight,
middle-aged man.
324
00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:50,784
Uh, I have a tattoo.
325
00:20:50,786 --> 00:20:53,653
My mom always said she'd
kill me if I ever got a tattoo.
326
00:20:53,655 --> 00:20:55,021
What is this?
327
00:20:55,023 --> 00:20:56,724
I have one too.
328
00:20:59,261 --> 00:21:00,393
Sometimes.
329
00:21:00,395 --> 00:21:02,762
Wait a second.
330
00:21:02,764 --> 00:21:05,231
Where's my phone?
331
00:21:07,001 --> 00:21:08,668
Aah.
332
00:21:08,670 --> 00:21:10,737
Why am I wearing this outfit
in a jungle?
333
00:21:10,739 --> 00:21:13,140
Tiny, little shorts
and a leather halter top.
334
00:21:13,142 --> 00:21:14,708
I mean, what is this?
335
00:21:14,710 --> 00:21:17,076
I look like a living
garden gnome. Where is my phone?
336
00:21:17,078 --> 00:21:19,680
Who cares?
We are in different bodies!
337
00:21:19,682 --> 00:21:22,114
It doesn't seem like
the most pressing concern
338
00:21:22,116 --> 00:21:24,050
at this moment.
Really? You don't think
339
00:21:24,052 --> 00:21:26,118
this would be a good moment
to make a call
340
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:28,020
or text somebody
or change your status
341
00:21:28,022 --> 00:21:29,355
to "stuck in a video game"?
342
00:21:29,357 --> 00:21:32,759
All I'm saying is,
I don't have my Claritin, okay?
343
00:21:32,761 --> 00:21:34,694
And I'm allergic to
almost everything.
344
00:21:34,696 --> 00:21:36,028
Oh, no.
345
00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:38,765
You got allergies,
Spencer? Huh?
346
00:21:38,767 --> 00:21:40,767
I don't have the top two feet
of my body!
347
00:21:40,769 --> 00:21:43,470
You guys, this can't
actually be happening.
348
00:21:43,472 --> 00:21:46,038
Maybe we're all in a coma.
349
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:49,009
Together?
We're all in a coma together?
350
00:21:49,011 --> 00:21:51,310
It's the only explanation.
That old game machine
351
00:21:51,312 --> 00:21:53,814
must have electrocuted us,
and now we're...
352
00:21:55,452 --> 00:21:58,818
Oh, my God, Bethany!
Oh, my God, oh, my God!
353
00:21:58,820 --> 00:22:00,187
Stop it!
354
00:22:07,129 --> 00:22:10,063
Oh, my God! You better get
in there and go save her.
355
00:22:10,065 --> 00:22:11,964
I'm not getting in there!
You get in.
356
00:22:11,966 --> 00:22:14,000
I'm not going anywhere.
I got a backpack on.
357
00:22:14,002 --> 00:22:16,737
You don't get in water with a
backpack. Everybody knows that.
358
00:22:25,079 --> 00:22:26,011
Ow!
359
00:22:26,013 --> 00:22:27,213
What the...?
360
00:22:27,215 --> 00:22:29,819
Bethany!
What just...?
361
00:22:31,221 --> 00:22:32,452
Are you okay?
362
00:22:32,454 --> 00:22:34,820
That was so intense.
363
00:22:34,822 --> 00:22:36,790
I, like, can't even
with this place.
364
00:22:36,792 --> 00:22:39,093
What just happened to you?
I got eaten by a rhino,
365
00:22:39,095 --> 00:22:41,828
and then I fell, like,
a thousand feet from the sky.
366
00:22:41,830 --> 00:22:43,529
Yeah, that's what
it looked like.
367
00:22:43,531 --> 00:22:45,433
That was a hippo.
They're omnivorous.
368
00:22:45,435 --> 00:22:47,933
They're fast as a horse
over short distances,
369
00:22:47,935 --> 00:22:50,305
and they have the bite force
of 8100 newtons.
370
00:22:51,337 --> 00:22:52,239
How do I know this?
371
00:22:52,241 --> 00:22:53,775
You're an expert in zoology.
372
00:22:53,777 --> 00:22:55,541
What?
I'm still an old fat guy, right?
373
00:22:55,543 --> 00:22:58,078
I'm afraid so.
Wait.
374
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:02,349
Why is everybody okay with this?
I mean, she fell out of the sky.
375
00:23:02,351 --> 00:23:03,954
Um, guys?
376
00:23:07,522 --> 00:23:11,558
Bethany, get up.
Bethany, get up. Get up!
377
00:23:17,367 --> 00:23:18,900
Go, go, go!
378
00:23:18,902 --> 00:23:21,102
Go, go, go!
379
00:23:23,906 --> 00:23:28,011
Ah! Dr. Bravestone!
Welcome to Jumanji!
380
00:23:29,846 --> 00:23:32,413
Don't just stand there.
In you go.
381
00:23:32,415 --> 00:23:34,182
Go, go, go.
Yeah.
382
00:23:46,162 --> 00:23:47,494
Dr. Bravestone.
383
00:23:47,496 --> 00:23:50,530
Famed archaeologist
and international explorer.
384
00:23:50,532 --> 00:23:52,166
Known across
the seven continents
385
00:23:52,168 --> 00:23:54,035
for your courageous exploits.
386
00:23:54,037 --> 00:23:56,002
Is there a seat belt?
387
00:23:56,004 --> 00:23:59,106
I can't tell you what an honor
it is to finally meet you.
388
00:23:59,108 --> 00:24:02,442
I'm not embarrassed to say
you're more dashing in person.
389
00:24:02,444 --> 00:24:04,478
Um, thanks.
390
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:05,579
Who are you?
391
00:24:05,581 --> 00:24:07,215
Nigel Billingsly
at your service,
392
00:24:07,217 --> 00:24:09,483
Ruby Roundhouse, killer of men.
393
00:24:09,485 --> 00:24:11,184
Welcome to Jumanji.
394
00:24:11,186 --> 00:24:14,422
I've been so anxious
for your arrival.
395
00:24:14,424 --> 00:24:16,523
As you know,
Jumanji is in grave danger.
396
00:24:16,525 --> 00:24:19,427
We're counting on the four
of you to lift the curse.
397
00:24:19,429 --> 00:24:21,163
Curse?
What curse?
398
00:24:21,165 --> 00:24:24,332
Excuse me.
Have you seen my phone anywhere?
399
00:24:24,334 --> 00:24:26,934
Professor Sheldon Oberon.
400
00:24:26,936 --> 00:24:28,469
Welcome to Jumanji.
401
00:24:28,471 --> 00:24:30,404
Nigel Billingsly
at your service.
402
00:24:30,406 --> 00:24:33,008
I've been so anxious
for your arrival.
403
00:24:33,010 --> 00:24:34,542
What's with this guy?
404
00:24:34,544 --> 00:24:36,345
I think he's an NPC.
405
00:24:36,347 --> 00:24:37,879
A what? English, please.
406
00:24:37,881 --> 00:24:39,982
A non-player character.
He's part of the game.
407
00:24:39,984 --> 00:24:41,348
So anything we ask him,
408
00:24:41,350 --> 00:24:43,651
he only has his programmed
series of responses.
409
00:24:43,653 --> 00:24:45,386
Got it. It's all clear now.
410
00:24:45,388 --> 00:24:47,588
Franklin "Mouse" Finbar.
411
00:24:47,590 --> 00:24:49,155
Welcome to Jumanji.
412
00:24:49,157 --> 00:24:50,992
It's Moose. It's not Mouse.
413
00:24:50,994 --> 00:24:53,494
No, good sir.
I'm quite sure it's Mouse.
414
00:24:53,496 --> 00:24:55,062
Mouse?
A nickname given
415
00:24:55,064 --> 00:24:57,933
for your diminutive stature
and adorable manner.
416
00:24:57,935 --> 00:24:59,100
I knew you'd be here.
417
00:24:59,102 --> 00:25:00,934
Dr. Bravestone
doesn't go anywhere
418
00:25:00,936 --> 00:25:02,637
without his trusty sidekick.
419
00:25:02,639 --> 00:25:04,238
Sidekick?
420
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,241
Ever since Dr. Bravestone
rescued you
421
00:25:06,243 --> 00:25:07,643
from the clutches of a warlord
422
00:25:07,645 --> 00:25:10,479
in the jungles of Peru,
you've never left his side.
423
00:25:10,481 --> 00:25:11,646
Right.
424
00:25:11,648 --> 00:25:13,382
Can we go back
to the curse thing?
425
00:25:13,384 --> 00:25:15,917
It's all documented
in the letter I sent you.
426
00:25:15,919 --> 00:25:17,519
Perhaps you should
read it aloud.
427
00:25:17,521 --> 00:25:19,090
I don't have a let...
428
00:25:22,493 --> 00:25:23,427
Whoa.
429
00:25:27,363 --> 00:25:29,064
Right, uh...
430
00:25:29,066 --> 00:25:31,400
"Dr. Bravestone,
I am writing to you
431
00:25:31,402 --> 00:25:33,502
"regarding
the desperate situation
432
00:25:33,504 --> 00:25:36,305
In Jumanji.
We need your help at once."
433
00:25:36,307 --> 00:25:39,273
Whoa... Guys?
What's happening?
434
00:25:39,275 --> 00:25:41,243
What the hell is going on?
435
00:25:41,245 --> 00:25:43,611
It's a cut scene.
A lot of games have them.
436
00:25:43,613 --> 00:25:46,414
It's like a little movie
to tell you the back-story.
437
00:25:46,416 --> 00:25:48,517
My name is Nigel Billingsly,
438
00:25:48,519 --> 00:25:51,020
Jumanji field guide.
439
00:25:51,022 --> 00:25:53,089
I was hired
by your former partner,
440
00:25:53,091 --> 00:25:55,723
now nemesis,
Professor Russel Van Pelt
441
00:25:55,725 --> 00:25:57,463
to lead a fateful expedition.
442
00:26:01,165 --> 00:26:03,231
You see, Professor Van Pelt
443
00:26:03,233 --> 00:26:05,567
had come in search
of the fabled Jaguar Shrine,
444
00:26:05,569 --> 00:26:09,237
resting place
of the sacred jewel of Jumanji.
445
00:26:09,239 --> 00:26:11,272
As you know better than anyone,
446
00:26:11,274 --> 00:26:13,107
the jewel was his
great obsession.
447
00:26:13,109 --> 00:26:15,309
And after years of research,
he believed
448
00:26:15,311 --> 00:26:17,311
that he had discovered
its whereabouts.
449
00:26:17,313 --> 00:26:19,081
Could it be?
450
00:26:19,083 --> 00:26:21,184
Have I finally found it?
451
00:26:21,186 --> 00:26:24,387
Van Pelt told me that
he wanted to find the jewel
452
00:26:24,389 --> 00:26:27,090
in order to document it
in his writings.
453
00:26:29,326 --> 00:26:31,659
It's real!
What I did not know
454
00:26:31,661 --> 00:26:35,500
was that he intended
to take the jewel for himself.
455
00:26:44,442 --> 00:26:47,076
I found it.
456
00:26:47,078 --> 00:26:51,215
I found it!
457
00:26:52,751 --> 00:26:56,219
Legend tells that the
Jaguar watches over Jumanji
458
00:26:56,221 --> 00:26:58,387
and anyone who dares
to blind him
459
00:26:58,389 --> 00:27:01,960
will be consumed
by a dark power.
460
00:27:03,092 --> 00:27:05,094
Van Pelt assumed dominion
461
00:27:05,096 --> 00:27:07,195
over all of Jumanji's creatures,
462
00:27:07,197 --> 00:27:10,500
possessing them,
controlling them.
463
00:27:10,502 --> 00:27:15,107
And a terrible curse befell
this once-placid land.
464
00:27:16,507 --> 00:27:18,540
I begged him to put it back,
465
00:27:18,542 --> 00:27:20,675
but once he had it in his grasp,
466
00:27:20,677 --> 00:27:24,480
he could never let it go.
467
00:27:24,482 --> 00:27:27,617
So I waited
till they slept that night,
468
00:27:27,619 --> 00:27:29,355
and I made my move.
469
00:27:51,208 --> 00:27:53,542
Bring me that jewel!
470
00:27:53,544 --> 00:27:57,148
And slaughter anyone
who tries to stop you.
471
00:27:58,183 --> 00:28:00,219
Right, then. Here you go.
472
00:28:01,553 --> 00:28:04,088
With the invaluable help
of your associates,
473
00:28:04,090 --> 00:28:05,856
you must use your
complementary skills
474
00:28:05,858 --> 00:28:07,823
to return the jewel
to the Jaguar's eye
475
00:28:07,825 --> 00:28:10,194
and lift the curse.
476
00:28:10,196 --> 00:28:12,529
I'm sure you'll want
to get started right away.
477
00:28:12,531 --> 00:28:14,429
Actually, I think...
Good luck!
478
00:28:14,431 --> 00:28:16,566
The fate of Jumanji
is in your hands.
479
00:28:18,503 --> 00:28:20,236
What? Oh...
And remember:
480
00:28:20,238 --> 00:28:22,473
The goal for you,
I'll recite in verse
481
00:28:22,475 --> 00:28:25,108
Return the jewel
and lift the curse
482
00:28:25,110 --> 00:28:26,676
If you wish to leave the game
483
00:28:26,678 --> 00:28:31,247
You must save Jumanji
And call out its name
484
00:28:31,249 --> 00:28:34,217
Good luck! The fate
of Jumanji is in your hands.
485
00:28:34,219 --> 00:28:36,552
And remember:
He's saying the same thing over.
486
00:28:36,554 --> 00:28:38,186
I'll recite in verse
487
00:28:38,188 --> 00:28:40,322
Return the jewel
and lift the curse
488
00:28:40,324 --> 00:28:41,524
If you wish to leave the game
489
00:28:41,526 --> 00:28:45,597
You must save Jumanji
And call out its name
490
00:28:48,501 --> 00:28:52,269
It's okay. You can handle this.
In real life, people love you.
491
00:28:52,271 --> 00:28:53,803
You can hook up
with anyone you want.
492
00:28:53,805 --> 00:28:56,473
Is that what you tell yourself
when you're scared?
493
00:28:56,475 --> 00:28:58,841
Can you not judge me
for two seconds?
494
00:28:58,843 --> 00:29:00,878
I split up with Noah,
I turned into a guy,
495
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,613
and I cannot find my phone.
I am allowed to be upset.
496
00:29:03,615 --> 00:29:06,750
Dr. Bravestone,
here's a map of Jumanji.
497
00:29:06,752 --> 00:29:09,520
You must go to the bazaar
and find the missing piece.
498
00:29:09,522 --> 00:29:11,588
The bazaar.
Missing piece of what?
499
00:29:11,590 --> 00:29:13,590
Cheerio!
You can't give us a ride
500
00:29:13,592 --> 00:29:15,559
to the statue?
And remember:
501
00:29:15,561 --> 00:29:17,528
If you wish to leave the game
502
00:29:17,530 --> 00:29:21,469
You must save Jumanji
And call out its name
503
00:29:28,707 --> 00:29:32,276
You want to, uh, put this in there?
No.
504
00:29:32,278 --> 00:29:35,347
Come on, you're the only one
with a backpack, Fridge.
505
00:29:36,314 --> 00:29:37,916
So what? We have a map.
506
00:29:37,918 --> 00:29:39,917
So now we're supposed
to go and find...?
507
00:29:39,919 --> 00:29:41,417
The bazaar, I guess?
508
00:29:41,419 --> 00:29:44,354
So we return the jewel
to the Jaguar statue,
509
00:29:44,356 --> 00:29:46,889
and then we go home.
No problem.
510
00:29:46,891 --> 00:29:48,825
Why can't we just leave,
stop the game,
511
00:29:48,827 --> 00:29:50,895
without doing all this stuff?
512
00:29:50,897 --> 00:29:53,399
We have to finish the game.
513
00:29:54,632 --> 00:29:56,303
I think...
514
00:29:57,469 --> 00:30:00,406
I think we have to save Jumanji.
515
00:30:08,448 --> 00:30:11,485
Damn, that is a man right there.
516
00:30:13,652 --> 00:30:17,889
Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry.
517
00:30:17,891 --> 00:30:18,956
Don't cry.
518
00:30:18,958 --> 00:30:20,425
Ah...
519
00:30:20,427 --> 00:30:23,227
There are so many diseases
out here.
520
00:30:23,229 --> 00:30:24,661
It's hot.
521
00:30:24,663 --> 00:30:26,898
Okay, this is what I'm good at.
522
00:30:26,900 --> 00:30:29,299
Playing video games.
It's what I do.
523
00:30:29,301 --> 00:30:31,568
It's literally
the main thing that I do.
524
00:30:31,570 --> 00:30:33,637
Play a game like this,
there'll be levels.
525
00:30:33,639 --> 00:30:36,440
In order to finish, you gotta
complete all the levels.
526
00:30:36,442 --> 00:30:38,508
Levels are gonna get harder
as we go along.
527
00:30:38,510 --> 00:30:39,977
We complete the levels...
Do you
528
00:30:39,979 --> 00:30:41,812
even know where we're going?
529
00:30:41,814 --> 00:30:43,680
Kind of.
Kind of?
530
00:30:43,682 --> 00:30:46,583
Oh, that's good, then.
We're in good hands.
531
00:30:46,585 --> 00:30:49,454
Okay, the missing piece,
I'm guessing.
532
00:30:49,456 --> 00:30:51,321
That must be
what we're looking for,
533
00:30:51,323 --> 00:30:52,590
the missing piece of the map.
534
00:30:52,592 --> 00:30:54,628
The problem is,
there's nothing here.
535
00:30:56,729 --> 00:31:00,331
What do you mean?
It's a map, just like he said.
536
00:31:00,333 --> 00:31:01,735
It's a map of Jumanji.
537
00:31:03,036 --> 00:31:04,502
Cartography.
538
00:31:04,504 --> 00:31:06,504
What's that?
The study of maps.
539
00:31:06,506 --> 00:31:08,639
It was one of
Professor Oberon's skills.
540
00:31:08,641 --> 00:31:09,841
Yes. That's right.
541
00:31:09,843 --> 00:31:12,476
Oh, so you can't see this,
but I can?
542
00:31:12,478 --> 00:31:15,046
The characters we chose,
we all have certain skills.
543
00:31:15,048 --> 00:31:17,049
So there's gotta be
a way to access our...
544
00:31:18,584 --> 00:31:20,220
Oh!
545
00:31:21,654 --> 00:31:22,853
Wow.
546
00:31:22,855 --> 00:31:24,354
What'd you just do?
547
00:31:24,356 --> 00:31:26,623
"Strengths:
Fearless. Climbing.
548
00:31:26,625 --> 00:31:28,493
Speed. Boomerang.
549
00:31:28,495 --> 00:31:30,994
Smoldering intensity."
550
00:31:34,367 --> 00:31:36,601
What the hell are you doing?
551
00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:39,707
What just happened?
Um, you just smoldered.
552
00:31:40,975 --> 00:31:42,409
"Weakness.
553
00:31:43,743 --> 00:31:45,008
None"?
554
00:31:45,010 --> 00:31:47,745
How'd you do that?
That, uh, list?
555
00:31:47,747 --> 00:31:52,950
Well, I just... I think I just
pressed my enormous left pec.
556
00:31:52,952 --> 00:31:55,387
It's like the boob area.
Let me show you.
557
00:31:55,389 --> 00:31:56,587
Get away from me.
558
00:31:56,589 --> 00:31:58,390
At least press it
in front of us...
559
00:31:58,392 --> 00:32:00,525
...so we know exactly how...
560
00:32:00,527 --> 00:32:05,429
"Strengths: Karate. T'ai chi.
Aikido. Dance fighting"?
561
00:32:05,431 --> 00:32:07,799
Dance fighting?
Is that even a thing?
562
00:32:07,802 --> 00:32:09,667
"Weakness:
563
00:32:09,669 --> 00:32:10,935
Venom."
564
00:32:13,641 --> 00:32:15,674
Seriously?
565
00:32:15,676 --> 00:32:19,078
"Paleontology."
What does that even mean?
566
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:21,812
Study of fossils, I think.
567
00:32:21,814 --> 00:32:24,783
That's kind of cool.
Says the gorgeous karate badass
568
00:32:24,785 --> 00:32:27,686
to the old fossil guy
who doesn't have any endurance.
569
00:32:32,125 --> 00:32:33,792
I hate this game.
570
00:32:33,794 --> 00:32:36,061
"Weakness: Cake."
571
00:32:36,063 --> 00:32:39,097
Yes, cake is my weakness.
572
00:32:39,099 --> 00:32:41,800
Along with speed and strength.
573
00:32:41,802 --> 00:32:42,834
Huh...
574
00:32:42,836 --> 00:32:44,703
Strength is my weakness.
575
00:32:44,705 --> 00:32:47,072
Hey, can I...?
Quick question.
576
00:32:47,074 --> 00:32:48,873
How is strength my weakness?
577
00:32:48,875 --> 00:32:52,009
Somebody explain that to me.
And why would I need speed?
578
00:32:52,011 --> 00:32:54,713
Why would I need to be fast
when I'm being chased
579
00:32:54,715 --> 00:32:58,484
by an enormous killer zebra or
some shit in this dumb-ass hat?
580
00:32:58,486 --> 00:33:00,853
You're also
a good weapons valet.
581
00:33:00,855 --> 00:33:04,023
What does that mean?
Well, I think it means
582
00:33:04,025 --> 00:33:05,858
you carry my weapons
in your backpack,
583
00:33:05,860 --> 00:33:09,598
and you give them to me
when and if I need them?
584
00:33:10,765 --> 00:33:14,933
You guys. The map,
it's changing.
585
00:33:14,935 --> 00:33:16,135
What do you mean?
586
00:33:16,137 --> 00:33:17,736
What's it say?
Okay, well,
587
00:33:17,738 --> 00:33:19,171
there's not
a lot of information.
588
00:33:19,173 --> 00:33:22,140
But a minute ago, it didn't
say this and now it does.
589
00:33:22,142 --> 00:33:25,612
It says,
"The Mighty Roar."
590
00:33:33,488 --> 00:33:34,986
I don't like that.
591
00:33:34,988 --> 00:33:36,921
I'm done.
What else?
592
00:33:36,923 --> 00:33:40,826
Okay. And right here,
it says "From The Deep."
593
00:33:40,828 --> 00:33:43,129
The hippo came from the deep.
The one that...
594
00:33:43,131 --> 00:33:46,599
Yes, the thing that did
the thing. That's it. Moving on.
595
00:33:46,601 --> 00:33:48,802
So if "From The Deep"
is the first level,
596
00:33:48,804 --> 00:33:51,737
then "The Mighty Roar" must be
the second level.
597
00:33:51,739 --> 00:33:53,773
Which way?
598
00:33:53,775 --> 00:33:55,175
Okay.
599
00:33:55,177 --> 00:33:57,645
If that is that...
600
00:33:58,912 --> 00:34:01,450
and that is here...
601
00:34:02,115 --> 00:34:03,949
Right here, I think.
602
00:34:17,198 --> 00:34:18,733
What is this game?
603
00:34:20,201 --> 00:34:21,770
Run!
604
00:34:24,038 --> 00:34:25,573
Wait!
605
00:34:30,044 --> 00:34:31,913
Ha!
606
00:34:42,991 --> 00:34:44,727
Come on, legs!
607
00:34:47,562 --> 00:34:49,464
Why am I running so slow?
608
00:34:55,102 --> 00:34:57,005
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God!
609
00:35:02,142 --> 00:35:03,978
Aah!
This sucks!
610
00:35:05,181 --> 00:35:06,848
Split up!
611
00:35:20,962 --> 00:35:22,532
Oh, my God.
612
00:35:38,046 --> 00:35:39,782
Aah!
613
00:35:43,119 --> 00:35:44,184
Whoa.
614
00:35:44,186 --> 00:35:46,619
Come on!
615
00:35:46,621 --> 00:35:48,322
Those guys have huge guns.
Oh, really?
616
00:35:48,324 --> 00:35:49,889
Is that what those are, Spencer?
617
00:35:49,891 --> 00:35:51,724
Let me see your backpack.
For what?
618
00:35:51,726 --> 00:35:53,927
Inside your backpack,
you have my weapons.
619
00:35:53,929 --> 00:35:55,065
Get down.
620
00:35:57,967 --> 00:36:00,300
Got your weapons?
621
00:36:00,302 --> 00:36:02,802
I can't feel no...
What's this?
622
00:36:02,804 --> 00:36:05,104
Oh, yes. Boomerang,
it's one of my strengths.
623
00:36:05,106 --> 00:36:06,639
What are you gonna do with it?
624
00:36:06,641 --> 00:36:08,175
I don't know.
Kill them, I guess.
625
00:36:08,177 --> 00:36:09,208
Kill them with that?
626
00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:10,311
You got a better idea?
627
00:36:10,313 --> 00:36:11,913
Oh, watch yourself.
628
00:36:13,248 --> 00:36:14,247
Watch this.
629
00:36:18,352 --> 00:36:20,621
Nice work.
There!
630
00:36:20,623 --> 00:36:22,356
Want me to see
if I got a hacky sack
631
00:36:22,358 --> 00:36:24,628
for you to throw
and do nothing with?
632
00:36:37,106 --> 00:36:38,371
Oh!
633
00:36:38,373 --> 00:36:41,075
Wait, wait.
Oh, no.
634
00:36:46,081 --> 00:36:47,684
It worked.
635
00:36:49,284 --> 00:36:50,919
Here they come. We gotta go.
636
00:36:50,921 --> 00:36:52,688
I can't outrun those guys.
637
00:36:54,389 --> 00:36:55,822
We gotta go now!
638
00:36:55,824 --> 00:36:57,858
Get on my back.
I would rather die.
639
00:36:57,860 --> 00:36:59,392
Jump on my back!
Nope. I'll die.
640
00:36:59,394 --> 00:37:01,128
Put me down!
641
00:37:01,130 --> 00:37:03,868
Spencer! Put me down!
642
00:37:13,275 --> 00:37:15,977
Whew!
643
00:37:15,979 --> 00:37:18,648
You have got to be kidding me.
644
00:37:19,715 --> 00:37:22,085
Oh, no, no, no!
645
00:37:26,088 --> 00:37:28,122
We have to jump!
Are you out of your mind?
646
00:37:28,124 --> 00:37:30,423
I would rather do
anything else now but that.
647
00:37:30,425 --> 00:37:32,426
Jump!
648
00:37:32,428 --> 00:37:34,328
Martha!
Jump!
649
00:37:34,330 --> 00:37:37,866
We gotta jump!
650
00:37:37,868 --> 00:37:40,000
We don't know
how deep that water is.
651
00:37:40,002 --> 00:37:41,870
We gotta go!
No, no!
652
00:37:41,872 --> 00:37:45,742
You gonna jump. Jump!
No!
653
00:38:04,026 --> 00:38:06,026
Oh! I think
I'm having a coronary.
654
00:38:06,028 --> 00:38:07,761
I'm having difficulty breathing.
655
00:38:07,763 --> 00:38:10,464
That was the most
humiliating moment of my life.
656
00:38:10,466 --> 00:38:12,466
Don't you do that again.
657
00:38:12,468 --> 00:38:14,301
I took in a lot of water.
658
00:38:19,276 --> 00:38:21,142
They got me.
659
00:38:21,144 --> 00:38:22,912
Oh, no.
660
00:38:24,046 --> 00:38:25,649
Martha?
661
00:38:30,019 --> 00:38:35,058
Wait, what just happened to her?
Is she dead? Did she die?
662
00:38:37,493 --> 00:38:39,928
Wait a second.
663
00:38:39,930 --> 00:38:42,164
What the hell is hap...?
664
00:38:42,166 --> 00:38:43,331
Ow!
665
00:38:43,333 --> 00:38:45,200
Get off of my back!
Are you okay?
666
00:38:45,202 --> 00:38:47,267
I think so.
Off of me!
667
00:38:47,269 --> 00:38:49,937
Goodness gracious, get off!
I'm getting off of you.
668
00:38:49,939 --> 00:38:51,172
Anybody care if I'm okay?
669
00:38:51,174 --> 00:38:53,210
What am I, a human landing pad?
670
00:38:56,178 --> 00:38:57,480
That's what I thought.
671
00:38:57,482 --> 00:38:59,080
We each have three lives, guys.
672
00:38:59,082 --> 00:39:01,982
These little tattoos
on our arms...
673
00:39:01,984 --> 00:39:04,518
Jesus, would you look
at the size of that thing?
674
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,288
Spencer!
What?
675
00:39:06,290 --> 00:39:09,758
You were saying?
It's our life count.
676
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:13,060
Bethany got eaten by a hippo,
so now she only has two lines.
677
00:39:13,062 --> 00:39:14,328
He's right.
678
00:39:14,330 --> 00:39:17,835
Wait. What happens
if we use up all our lives?
679
00:39:19,103 --> 00:39:21,705
Well, usually that would mean...
680
00:39:23,140 --> 00:39:24,472
...game over.
681
00:39:24,474 --> 00:39:26,207
What do you mean, "game over"?
682
00:39:26,209 --> 00:39:28,978
Are you saying that
we can actually die in here?
683
00:39:28,980 --> 00:39:30,846
I mean, I don't know
for sure, but...
684
00:39:30,848 --> 00:39:32,347
You're not sure?
You're not sure,
685
00:39:32,349 --> 00:39:35,284
Mr. Video-Game-Genius?
I've never been stuck in one!
686
00:39:35,286 --> 00:39:40,556
So I'm not certain, but, yes,
I'm afraid we all could die.
687
00:39:42,526 --> 00:39:45,063
That is my big concern
right now.
688
00:39:49,233 --> 00:39:51,567
We better find
the missing piece, then.
689
00:39:51,569 --> 00:39:53,739
Okay.
690
00:39:56,139 --> 00:39:57,840
It looks like there's a village
691
00:39:57,842 --> 00:39:59,541
on the other side
of this mountain.
692
00:39:59,543 --> 00:40:01,577
Maybe that's the bazaar.
693
00:40:01,579 --> 00:40:04,049
Let's do it.
Wait.
694
00:40:05,081 --> 00:40:07,115
I gotta take a leak first.
695
00:40:07,117 --> 00:40:10,286
I've been dreading this all day,
696
00:40:10,288 --> 00:40:12,886
but so do I.
697
00:40:12,889 --> 00:40:16,027
Can I come with you
and you show me how it's done?
698
00:40:16,994 --> 00:40:19,394
I may need your help.
699
00:40:19,396 --> 00:40:25,201
Uh, yeah, sure.
Yeah, I'm... I'll help you out.
700
00:40:27,538 --> 00:40:29,538
So how do we do this?
701
00:40:29,540 --> 00:40:31,472
Uh. Easy.
You just, uh...
702
00:40:31,474 --> 00:40:33,909
You unzip, take it out,
fire away.
703
00:40:33,911 --> 00:40:37,884
Remember to aim.
It's very important.
704
00:40:40,217 --> 00:40:42,483
My God, you guys,
there is literally a penis
705
00:40:42,485 --> 00:40:43,985
attached to my body right now.
706
00:40:43,987 --> 00:40:45,588
Martha, come look at my penis!
707
00:40:45,590 --> 00:40:47,389
No, thanks.
708
00:40:47,391 --> 00:40:50,226
This the first you've seen it?
Yes. I didn't wanna look.
709
00:40:50,228 --> 00:40:52,928
I looked at mine
the first 20 seconds here.
710
00:40:52,930 --> 00:40:54,396
I'm happy to report
that I was able
711
00:40:54,398 --> 00:40:56,934
to bring one thing
from the outside world.
712
00:40:58,001 --> 00:40:59,602
Are you...? What are you doing?
713
00:40:59,604 --> 00:41:00,969
Are you looking?
Sorry.
714
00:41:00,971 --> 00:41:02,237
You don't look over!
715
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:04,472
Yeah, you never look.
It's a thing.
716
00:41:04,474 --> 00:41:06,374
Okay, good boy.
717
00:41:06,376 --> 00:41:08,377
We're gonna take this
nice and slow,
718
00:41:08,379 --> 00:41:09,644
and nobody's gonna get hurt.
719
00:41:09,646 --> 00:41:11,448
Now what?
Now blast off.
720
00:41:11,450 --> 00:41:12,947
And aim.
Don't forget to aim.
721
00:41:12,949 --> 00:41:15,050
What is with you and aiming?
What happened?
722
00:41:15,052 --> 00:41:16,653
Can we not talk about this?
723
00:41:16,655 --> 00:41:19,554
Wow, wow, wow!
724
00:41:19,556 --> 00:41:21,956
Oh, this is so much easier!
725
00:41:21,958 --> 00:41:23,459
It's cool, right?
726
00:41:23,461 --> 00:41:26,094
Yeah, because you have,
like, a handle.
727
00:41:26,096 --> 00:41:28,564
The fact that I'm not
Instagramming this
728
00:41:28,566 --> 00:41:30,267
right now is insane.
729
00:41:33,138 --> 00:41:35,238
This looks all right.
Up ahead!
730
00:41:55,660 --> 00:41:57,127
Bravestone.
731
00:41:57,129 --> 00:41:59,198
Him and that whole lot.
732
00:42:00,464 --> 00:42:01,901
They got away?
733
00:42:02,667 --> 00:42:04,269
We lost them in the jungle.
734
00:42:05,137 --> 00:42:07,039
I should have known.
735
00:42:09,474 --> 00:42:12,042
H-how do you mean, sir?
736
00:42:12,044 --> 00:42:15,312
I will summon every creature
and every soldier
737
00:42:15,314 --> 00:42:17,379
to hunt them down.
738
00:42:17,381 --> 00:42:20,118
Reclaim what is mine.
739
00:42:23,455 --> 00:42:24,891
Find them.
740
00:42:28,526 --> 00:42:30,459
Be careful of the ground, guys.
741
00:42:30,461 --> 00:42:33,196
It's uneven. I'd hate
for anybody to twist an ankle.
742
00:42:33,198 --> 00:42:35,365
I did that once...
Please stop talking?
743
00:42:35,367 --> 00:42:37,968
Okay, sure. No problem.
Please!
744
00:42:37,970 --> 00:42:39,669
Can I borrow your jacket?
Yeah, sure.
745
00:42:39,671 --> 00:42:41,172
Thanks.
What are you doing?
746
00:42:41,174 --> 00:42:43,439
I feel like I'm wearing
a bikini at school.
747
00:42:43,441 --> 00:42:45,709
I did that once.
They sent me to the office.
748
00:42:45,711 --> 00:42:47,142
Of course.
749
00:42:47,144 --> 00:42:49,011
Noah likes it
when I show some skin.
750
00:42:49,013 --> 00:42:50,715
It's like the key
to our relationship.
751
00:42:50,717 --> 00:42:52,448
Ew.
752
00:42:52,450 --> 00:42:56,320
Judgy much? Seriously, I can't
even open my mouth around you.
753
00:42:56,322 --> 00:42:59,724
You don't even know me, but you,
like, decided you hate me.
754
00:42:59,726 --> 00:43:02,228
Oh, wait a minute.
I don't hate you.
755
00:43:04,029 --> 00:43:06,296
You don't?
No.
756
00:43:06,298 --> 00:43:08,598
Look, I just think
you live in, like,
757
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,066
the "hot popular girl" bubble.
758
00:43:10,069 --> 00:43:11,634
Where everybody
either treats you
759
00:43:11,636 --> 00:43:13,704
like a princess
or like an object.
760
00:43:13,706 --> 00:43:18,946
Maybe it makes you a little...
self-absorbed or something?
761
00:43:22,114 --> 00:43:24,013
That's fair.
762
00:43:24,015 --> 00:43:26,115
But do you think maybe
the reason why you're
763
00:43:26,117 --> 00:43:28,619
so judgy is because
you're, like, afraid that
764
00:43:28,621 --> 00:43:30,087
people aren't gonna like you,
765
00:43:30,089 --> 00:43:32,155
so you decide
not to like them first?
766
00:43:32,157 --> 00:43:34,194
No.
767
00:43:35,027 --> 00:43:38,063
Maybe. Maybe.
768
00:43:39,030 --> 00:43:41,231
Okay, then.
769
00:43:41,233 --> 00:43:44,103
I'm just saying,
you're a babe. Own it.
770
00:43:46,272 --> 00:43:47,736
Thanks.
771
00:43:47,738 --> 00:43:49,706
I guess.
772
00:43:56,449 --> 00:43:59,516
So sick of this game.
Just stay out of my way, Spencer.
773
00:43:59,518 --> 00:44:01,351
What are you mad at me for?
774
00:44:01,353 --> 00:44:03,487
Why? Are you
seriously asking me that?
775
00:44:03,489 --> 00:44:05,288
You got me kicked off the team.
776
00:44:05,290 --> 00:44:08,525
Then you got me stuck in
whatever... Whatever this is.
777
00:44:08,527 --> 00:44:10,561
And you wonder
why we not friends no more.
778
00:44:10,563 --> 00:44:12,496
This is why
we're not friends anymore?
779
00:44:12,498 --> 00:44:15,331
You didn't wanna get stuck
in Jumanji? I don't think so.
780
00:44:15,333 --> 00:44:17,467
We're not friends
because I'm not cool enough
781
00:44:17,469 --> 00:44:19,402
to hang out with you,
so you pretended
782
00:44:19,404 --> 00:44:21,639
not to even know me anymore,
until you needed me
783
00:44:21,641 --> 00:44:24,308
to do your homework because
you couldn't do it yourself.
784
00:44:24,310 --> 00:44:25,843
No wonder
you don't know anything
785
00:44:25,845 --> 00:44:27,244
about westward expansion.
786
00:44:27,246 --> 00:44:29,612
Okay, you see that?
You know what?
787
00:44:29,614 --> 00:44:31,216
I'm not stupid, Spencer.
788
00:44:31,218 --> 00:44:33,285
I asked you to do me
one simple favor.
789
00:44:33,287 --> 00:44:34,652
Do my homework, so I don't
790
00:44:34,654 --> 00:44:37,253
get kicked off the team,
and you messed that up.
791
00:44:37,255 --> 00:44:39,556
Now I can't do the one thing
that I'm good at,
792
00:44:39,558 --> 00:44:41,826
and it's all your fault.
793
00:44:41,828 --> 00:44:44,265
I should kick
the shit out you right now.
794
00:44:52,505 --> 00:44:53,637
I'd like to see you try.
795
00:44:53,639 --> 00:44:55,043
What did you say?
796
00:44:56,842 --> 00:44:59,310
Oh, okay.
797
00:44:59,312 --> 00:45:00,844
I see what's going on here.
798
00:45:00,846 --> 00:45:02,481
Guys.
799
00:45:02,483 --> 00:45:04,850
You think because you...
You, what, 6'4 ", 6'5",
800
00:45:04,852 --> 00:45:06,382
270 pounds of pure muscle,
801
00:45:06,384 --> 00:45:08,153
I'm supposed
to be afraid of you?
802
00:45:08,155 --> 00:45:09,524
Is that what you think?
803
00:45:10,822 --> 00:45:12,193
Maybe.
804
00:45:16,362 --> 00:45:18,329
Let me tell you something.
805
00:45:18,331 --> 00:45:20,131
You're still
the same annoying kid
806
00:45:20,133 --> 00:45:22,469
I've been trying to shake
since seventh grade.
807
00:45:23,570 --> 00:45:25,269
Ain't nothing changed.
808
00:45:25,271 --> 00:45:28,472
Don't let this new body
get your butt whupped.
809
00:45:33,780 --> 00:45:35,249
Dumb-ass.
810
00:45:41,421 --> 00:45:42,854
No!
Spencer!
811
00:45:42,856 --> 00:45:44,689
Spencer!
812
00:45:44,691 --> 00:45:47,292
You killed him!
Fridge, you lunatic!
813
00:45:47,294 --> 00:45:49,464
Chill out. He'll be back.
814
00:46:07,315 --> 00:46:09,149
Don't call me a dumb-ass.
815
00:46:09,916 --> 00:46:12,216
Don't push me.
816
00:46:12,218 --> 00:46:13,617
Or what, Spencer?
817
00:46:13,619 --> 00:46:15,489
Or I'll push you back.
818
00:46:23,896 --> 00:46:25,398
Oh!
Oh!
819
00:46:27,969 --> 00:46:29,504
Did you just smack me?
820
00:46:30,870 --> 00:46:32,571
You gonna smack me?
821
00:46:32,573 --> 00:46:35,974
Fridge, no.
Yeah, yeah.
822
00:46:35,976 --> 00:46:37,710
Huh? You wanna smack...?
823
00:46:38,745 --> 00:46:40,413
Oh, no, no, no!
824
00:46:41,582 --> 00:46:42,550
Enough.
825
00:46:43,816 --> 00:46:45,520
We can't waste lives.
826
00:46:46,420 --> 00:46:48,220
We need each other.
827
00:46:48,222 --> 00:46:52,757
Like it or not,
we have to do this together.
828
00:46:55,964 --> 00:46:57,796
Could you say that
one more time, please?
829
00:46:57,798 --> 00:47:00,632
We have to do this together?
But with the smolder.
830
00:47:00,634 --> 00:47:04,501
Do you have control of that,
or does that happen naturally?
831
00:47:04,503 --> 00:47:06,504
It just happens naturally.
832
00:47:35,569 --> 00:47:37,335
What are we supposed
to be doing?
833
00:47:37,337 --> 00:47:38,904
Looking for
the missing map piece.
834
00:47:38,906 --> 00:47:40,605
So we just start asking for it?
835
00:47:40,607 --> 00:47:43,275
No, I think we look around,
scope the place out,
836
00:47:43,277 --> 00:47:45,344
but most importantly, guys,
837
00:47:45,346 --> 00:47:47,248
be discreet.
838
00:47:48,016 --> 00:47:50,750
Rations! Get your rations!
839
00:47:50,752 --> 00:47:53,451
Does anyone have any money?
I'm literally starving.
840
00:47:53,453 --> 00:47:56,589
Rations! Get your rations!
841
00:47:56,591 --> 00:47:58,723
Rations!
842
00:47:58,725 --> 00:48:00,993
Guys, I think the game
is trying to tell us
843
00:48:00,995 --> 00:48:02,060
to keep our health up.
844
00:48:02,062 --> 00:48:04,030
We need to eat.
845
00:48:04,032 --> 00:48:05,764
Okay, stop doing that.
846
00:48:05,766 --> 00:48:07,366
Oh, my God, this is so good.
847
00:48:07,368 --> 00:48:09,369
I haven't had bread
since I was, like, 9.
848
00:48:09,371 --> 00:48:10,503
Are you serious?
849
00:48:10,505 --> 00:48:12,606
How do you think
I got these abs?
850
00:48:12,608 --> 00:48:14,543
Let me try some of that.
851
00:48:15,542 --> 00:48:17,245
Mm.
852
00:48:18,478 --> 00:48:20,813
Wait, what...?
What is this?
853
00:48:20,815 --> 00:48:22,081
That's my famous pound cake.
854
00:48:23,083 --> 00:48:25,317
Cake?
855
00:48:25,319 --> 00:48:26,787
Bethany, you said
this was bread.
856
00:48:26,789 --> 00:48:29,388
It's been so long,
I forgot what it tastes like.
857
00:48:29,390 --> 00:48:30,855
How do you forget what...?
858
00:48:30,857 --> 00:48:33,058
What's hap...
Something happening to me?
859
00:48:33,060 --> 00:48:34,593
No.
Am I... Am I shaking?
860
00:48:34,595 --> 00:48:36,061
Huh-uh.
Am I breaking out?
861
00:48:36,063 --> 00:48:37,929
No.
862
00:48:37,931 --> 00:48:40,098
Am I still black?
Yes.
863
00:48:40,100 --> 00:48:43,802
Okay. Okay, right?
864
00:48:43,804 --> 00:48:45,971
We're fine.
Everything is fine.
865
00:48:45,973 --> 00:48:47,474
Yeah, no, no, no, it's okay.
866
00:48:47,476 --> 00:48:49,443
It probably just meant
that I love cake.
867
00:48:49,445 --> 00:48:51,409
That I couldn't resist it.
Yeah.
868
00:48:51,411 --> 00:48:53,511
Hey, it's all good...
869
00:49:06,929 --> 00:49:08,095
God!
870
00:49:08,097 --> 00:49:10,997
Oh! Ow!
871
00:49:10,999 --> 00:49:12,769
What the hell? Ugh!
872
00:49:14,067 --> 00:49:16,001
Like I said,
important to be discreet.
873
00:49:16,003 --> 00:49:17,470
Hey, you also said eat.
874
00:49:17,472 --> 00:49:19,106
Rations!
Get your...
875
00:49:19,108 --> 00:49:20,743
You better shut your ass up!
876
00:49:22,443 --> 00:49:24,844
Dr. Bravestone.
Thank goodness you're here.
877
00:49:24,846 --> 00:49:26,046
Jumanji needs you.
878
00:49:26,048 --> 00:49:29,782
Uh. Thanks. Good to be here.
879
00:49:29,784 --> 00:49:31,450
Ask about the missing piece.
880
00:49:31,452 --> 00:49:33,585
Oh, right.
Hi. I'm Bethany.
881
00:49:33,587 --> 00:49:36,756
I mean...
Professor Shelly, something.
882
00:49:36,758 --> 00:49:38,157
I'm a map doctor,
883
00:49:38,159 --> 00:49:41,727
and I have this map that,
like, has a missing piece.
884
00:49:41,729 --> 00:49:44,097
Dr. Bravestone.
Thank goodness you're here.
885
00:49:44,099 --> 00:49:45,432
Jumanji needs you.
886
00:49:45,434 --> 00:49:46,700
Rude.
887
00:49:46,702 --> 00:49:49,472
We need to find
the missing piece.
888
00:50:23,005 --> 00:50:26,641
What you need is in the basket
889
00:50:26,643 --> 00:50:29,443
One false move,
you're in a casket
890
00:50:29,445 --> 00:50:32,778
Trust one another,
and never blink
891
00:50:32,780 --> 00:50:36,620
The missing piece
is not what you think
892
00:50:37,754 --> 00:50:38,985
Oy vey.
893
00:50:38,987 --> 00:50:40,888
Good luck, mighty hero.
894
00:50:40,890 --> 00:50:43,190
Jumanji needs you.
Jumanji needs him. We know.
895
00:50:43,192 --> 00:50:45,395
You said it several times.
896
00:50:50,799 --> 00:50:54,768
So thinking there's a, um...
897
00:50:54,770 --> 00:50:57,237
A snake in there or something?
898
00:50:57,239 --> 00:50:58,671
Yep.
899
00:50:58,673 --> 00:51:00,574
Sounds like
a Bravestone thing to me.
900
00:51:00,576 --> 00:51:02,477
Why would this be
a Bravestone thing?
901
00:51:02,479 --> 00:51:04,244
You're the hero.
You heard what he said.
902
00:51:04,246 --> 00:51:05,848
"Jumanji needs you."
Now, get.
903
00:51:21,630 --> 00:51:23,498
I don't wanna do this!
904
00:51:23,500 --> 00:51:24,665
Just go.
905
00:51:46,055 --> 00:51:47,554
Black mamba!
906
00:51:47,556 --> 00:51:49,524
That's a black mamba.
907
00:51:49,526 --> 00:51:52,058
A quarter milligram of its venom
is enough to kill an adult.
908
00:51:52,060 --> 00:51:54,261
You'll feel a tingling
in your mouth and extremities,
909
00:51:54,263 --> 00:51:56,797
followed by a fever, foaming
at the mouth, and ataxia,
910
00:51:56,799 --> 00:51:58,566
which means
loss of muscle control.
911
00:51:58,568 --> 00:52:00,134
How do I know that?
What do we do?
912
00:52:00,136 --> 00:52:02,603
See anything else in there?
I didn't have time.
913
00:52:02,605 --> 00:52:04,005
Oh, my God.
Okay.
914
00:52:04,007 --> 00:52:06,707
"Trust one another
and never blink." Never blink.
915
00:52:06,709 --> 00:52:09,777
You guys, I think
it's a staring contest.
916
00:52:09,779 --> 00:52:11,279
What?
What are you talking about?
917
00:52:11,281 --> 00:52:14,214
Think about it. "Never blink"?
Guys, I think she's right.
918
00:52:14,216 --> 00:52:15,883
At camp, they used to tell us
919
00:52:15,885 --> 00:52:18,186
if you see a rattlesnake,
don't move. I think someone
920
00:52:18,188 --> 00:52:20,888
has to make direct eye contact
and not blink.
921
00:52:20,890 --> 00:52:22,823
And then Spencer
will reach in and grab
922
00:52:22,825 --> 00:52:25,292
whatever else is in there.
What? Why me again?
923
00:52:25,294 --> 00:52:27,628
Because you're Bravestone.
Okay, fine.
924
00:52:27,630 --> 00:52:31,001
Who's good at staring
and not blinking?
925
00:52:32,935 --> 00:52:34,202
I'm amazing at it.
926
00:52:34,204 --> 00:52:36,170
Then this is your moment.
927
00:52:39,308 --> 00:52:41,645
Come on, Bethany.
928
00:52:46,182 --> 00:52:47,518
Okay.
929
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:52,055
Just say when.
930
00:52:54,925 --> 00:52:56,027
Now.
931
00:53:04,267 --> 00:53:06,266
Oh!
932
00:53:06,268 --> 00:53:08,538
What do we do?
933
00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:12,307
You gotta defang it.
934
00:53:12,309 --> 00:53:14,943
I gotta what?
935
00:53:14,945 --> 00:53:16,644
You gotta pull his mouth back
936
00:53:16,646 --> 00:53:18,613
from the blind spot
to disorient it.
937
00:53:18,615 --> 00:53:20,615
But be very careful
of the venom gland
938
00:53:20,617 --> 00:53:22,717
and the exposed
secondary venom duct.
939
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:24,251
Then you gotta snap its teeth...
940
00:53:26,824 --> 00:53:28,322
...out of its head.
941
00:53:28,324 --> 00:53:30,961
Oh, oh!
942
00:53:33,097 --> 00:53:35,831
I guess it wasn't
a staring contest.
943
00:53:35,833 --> 00:53:39,101
"Trust each other
and never blink."
944
00:53:39,103 --> 00:53:41,168
You trusted me.
945
00:53:41,170 --> 00:53:43,371
You trusted me,
and I defanged the snake.
946
00:53:43,373 --> 00:53:45,307
I did it.
I did that.
947
00:53:45,309 --> 00:53:47,943
Yeah.
Yeah, you did it.
948
00:53:47,945 --> 00:53:49,378
Thank you.
949
00:53:49,380 --> 00:53:51,984
Oh, yeah. Sure.
950
00:54:02,291 --> 00:54:03,926
You guys?
951
00:54:03,928 --> 00:54:06,394
This does not look like
a piece of a map.
952
00:54:06,396 --> 00:54:09,831
The missing piece
is an elephant?
953
00:54:09,833 --> 00:54:12,800
Oh, wait, there's something
written on the wrapping paper.
954
00:54:12,802 --> 00:54:16,104
"When you see me,
begin the climb."
955
00:54:16,106 --> 00:54:20,012
"Begin the climb"?
When you see an elephant?
956
00:54:22,147 --> 00:54:24,012
I defanged a snake.
957
00:54:25,816 --> 00:54:28,951
So keep your eyes
peeled for an elephant, I guess?
958
00:54:28,953 --> 00:54:31,219
That's, like,
the next level of the game?
959
00:54:37,462 --> 00:54:38,895
Hey!
960
00:54:38,897 --> 00:54:40,198
Run!
961
00:54:44,467 --> 00:54:46,767
Oh, God.
962
00:54:46,769 --> 00:54:48,806
Watch out!
963
00:54:51,141 --> 00:54:52,240
Jump!
964
00:54:52,242 --> 00:54:54,046
Jump.
Go, go, go!
965
00:54:54,912 --> 00:54:56,080
Hey!
966
00:55:02,319 --> 00:55:07,122
I have to warn you, I think
I'm a very strong puncher.
967
00:55:07,124 --> 00:55:08,192
Parry.
968
00:55:09,327 --> 00:55:12,027
Parry. Parry. Evade. Block.
969
00:55:12,029 --> 00:55:13,328
Uppercut.
970
00:55:16,167 --> 00:55:18,237
Oh. Oh.
971
00:55:19,337 --> 00:55:21,069
Duck! Head smash!
972
00:55:23,308 --> 00:55:24,306
Kerpow!
973
00:55:27,111 --> 00:55:29,178
Duck! Block!
974
00:55:29,180 --> 00:55:30,683
Ka-blam!
975
00:55:32,082 --> 00:55:34,750
Evade! Punch!
976
00:55:34,752 --> 00:55:37,386
Wall toss!
977
00:55:37,388 --> 00:55:39,792
That is insane.
978
00:55:47,298 --> 00:55:50,065
Let's do this.
979
00:55:50,067 --> 00:55:51,035
Do what?
980
00:55:52,437 --> 00:55:55,141
Put... Put it
in my backpack.
981
00:55:56,175 --> 00:55:58,875
Dodge! Head slam!
982
00:55:58,877 --> 00:56:00,109
Throw through ceiling!
983
00:56:09,054 --> 00:56:10,155
Ah! Ah!
Ah!
984
00:56:25,404 --> 00:56:27,871
Hello, doctor.
985
00:56:27,873 --> 00:56:29,976
Been a long time.
986
00:56:32,509 --> 00:56:36,282
I believe you have something
that belongs to me.
987
00:56:37,483 --> 00:56:39,181
We just wanna go home.
988
00:56:44,289 --> 00:56:46,523
Come on! Come with me! Hurry!
989
00:56:46,525 --> 00:56:47,890
Get him!
990
00:56:55,366 --> 00:56:56,836
Come on.
991
00:57:00,905 --> 00:57:03,809
Down here.
Come on. Quick!
992
00:57:19,592 --> 00:57:21,057
Shh!
993
00:57:21,059 --> 00:57:22,425
Okay.
994
00:57:22,427 --> 00:57:25,429
I need you to follow me
and do exactly as I say.
995
00:57:25,431 --> 00:57:28,298
Let's move.
996
00:57:28,300 --> 00:57:31,034
Oh, my God, you guys,
I am so stoked you are here.
997
00:57:31,036 --> 00:57:33,370
You have no idea. So stoked.
You are?
998
00:57:33,372 --> 00:57:35,371
I mean, I saw you
guys in the bazaar,
999
00:57:35,373 --> 00:57:37,206
and I thought
to myself, "No way."
1000
00:57:37,208 --> 00:57:39,008
Then I was like, yeah, that's...
1001
00:57:39,010 --> 00:57:40,948
Backs against the wall!
1002
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:43,949
Oh, my goodness!
1003
00:57:46,385 --> 00:57:48,087
Let's keep moving.
1004
00:57:49,255 --> 00:57:51,621
Watch your step in here.
Um, who are you?
1005
00:57:51,623 --> 00:57:53,091
And who do you think we are?
1006
00:57:53,093 --> 00:57:55,093
Right.
Sorry, okay, my bad.
1007
00:57:55,095 --> 00:57:57,160
Um. Let me back up
a little bit here.
1008
00:57:57,162 --> 00:57:59,330
Wait, are you the pilot?
"Seaplane" somebody?
1009
00:57:59,332 --> 00:58:01,264
Yeah, that's me.
Wait a minute.
1010
00:58:01,266 --> 00:58:03,333
You're the other
character that was taken.
1011
00:58:03,335 --> 00:58:06,503
So you're in the game too?
Stay off the white bricks...
1012
00:58:06,505 --> 00:58:07,971
What?
And freeze.
1013
00:58:07,973 --> 00:58:09,639
Aah!
Oh!
1014
00:58:15,313 --> 00:58:17,649
So gnarly.
1015
00:58:17,651 --> 00:58:20,254
This game sucks.
1016
00:58:22,354 --> 00:58:23,956
Hup!
1017
00:58:29,128 --> 00:58:32,132
All right. Get this plank.
1018
00:58:36,502 --> 00:58:39,036
Follow me.
1019
00:58:39,038 --> 00:58:41,571
Careful.
It's a horrible way to die.
1020
00:58:41,573 --> 00:58:43,877
Oh, God.
1021
00:58:45,444 --> 00:58:47,046
There you go. All right.
1022
00:58:53,954 --> 00:58:55,320
Come on.
1023
00:58:56,722 --> 00:58:59,256
I got it, I got it.
I just defanged a snake.
1024
00:58:59,258 --> 00:59:01,194
Give me a little respect.
1025
00:59:06,298 --> 00:59:08,299
Okay.
1026
00:59:17,142 --> 00:59:19,914
Hi there.
Hi.
1027
00:59:26,051 --> 00:59:27,488
Come on.
1028
00:59:40,165 --> 00:59:43,067
Anyway, I'm Alex.
1029
00:59:43,069 --> 00:59:45,137
Spencer Gilpin.
1030
00:59:45,139 --> 00:59:48,238
Martha, Fridge and Bethany.
1031
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:50,608
Bethany? You're a girl?
1032
00:59:50,610 --> 00:59:53,176
Woman.
1033
00:59:53,178 --> 00:59:55,415
In real life, you'd probably
wanna hit that.
1034
01:00:02,222 --> 01:00:04,960
They got away.
Looks like they had help.
1035
01:00:06,292 --> 01:00:07,725
Seaplane.
1036
01:00:07,727 --> 01:00:09,998
He must've crawled out
of his hole.
1037
01:00:11,165 --> 01:00:13,498
I'm sorry, boss.
1038
01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:15,436
It won't happen again.
1039
01:00:18,405 --> 01:00:20,638
I know it won't.
1040
01:00:34,754 --> 01:00:36,288
What are you making?
1041
01:00:36,290 --> 01:00:38,456
Margaritas. It's actually
one of my strengths.
1042
01:00:38,458 --> 01:00:41,191
That and piloting,
although I did get shot down
1043
01:00:41,193 --> 01:00:43,429
by a couple orangutans
in fighter jets,
1044
01:00:43,431 --> 01:00:45,566
so maybe not that great at it.
1045
01:00:46,665 --> 01:00:48,599
Anyway, cheers.
1046
01:00:48,601 --> 01:00:50,369
Ah.
1047
01:00:50,371 --> 01:00:53,105
Oh. Thanks.
Sure.
1048
01:00:53,107 --> 01:00:54,605
I've never had alcohol before.
1049
01:00:54,607 --> 01:00:56,675
Me either.
Know what?
1050
01:00:56,677 --> 01:00:59,047
What the hell? Woo!
Lehayim.
1051
01:01:05,152 --> 01:01:08,287
And I'm done with that.
It's good.
1052
01:01:08,289 --> 01:01:09,721
Can I get one more of those?
1053
01:01:09,723 --> 01:01:11,090
Yeah.
Alex?
1054
01:01:11,092 --> 01:01:12,491
What's up with
all these candles?
1055
01:01:12,493 --> 01:01:14,393
ALEX? Citronella. One
of my weaknesses
1056
01:01:14,395 --> 01:01:17,228
is mosquitoes,
which is kind of a bummer
1057
01:01:17,230 --> 01:01:19,664
when you live alone
in an open hut in the jungle.
1058
01:01:20,835 --> 01:01:22,270
He's single.
1059
01:01:23,203 --> 01:01:24,537
Who's this?
1060
01:01:24,539 --> 01:01:27,139
Who's Alan Parrish?
1061
01:01:27,141 --> 01:01:28,574
He's the guy
who built this place.
1062
01:01:28,576 --> 01:01:31,543
Wait, other people have
been stuck here too?
1063
01:01:31,545 --> 01:01:34,446
Yeah. This is Alan Parrish's
house. I'm just living in it.
1064
01:01:34,448 --> 01:01:36,582
So, Alex, tell me,
1065
01:01:36,584 --> 01:01:39,250
how long have
you been in the game?
1066
01:01:39,252 --> 01:01:40,752
Oh, it's tough to say.
1067
01:01:40,754 --> 01:01:42,856
Time is kind of funny here.
1068
01:01:42,858 --> 01:01:44,323
But a few months, at least.
1069
01:01:44,325 --> 01:01:45,724
A few months?
What?
1070
01:01:45,726 --> 01:01:47,227
Yeah, I can't seem to make it
1071
01:01:47,229 --> 01:01:48,727
past the transportation shed.
1072
01:01:48,729 --> 01:01:50,696
Transportation shed?
What's that?
1073
01:01:50,698 --> 01:01:52,431
It's the next level.
1074
01:01:52,433 --> 01:01:55,200
First time, my hot-air balloon
wouldn't even take off.
1075
01:01:55,202 --> 01:01:58,106
And then there was the whole
plane thing I mentioned.
1076
01:01:59,207 --> 01:02:02,841
And once I got down
to my last life,
1077
01:02:02,843 --> 01:02:04,711
I realized I was screwed.
1078
01:02:04,713 --> 01:02:07,545
And that I was never gonna
get out of here by myself.
1079
01:02:07,547 --> 01:02:10,517
Half the stuff that came at me,
I had zero way to deal with.
1080
01:02:10,519 --> 01:02:12,685
You can't kill a black mamba
with a margarita.
1081
01:02:12,687 --> 01:02:16,589
You sure can't.
You need a zoologist for that.
1082
01:02:18,359 --> 01:02:20,792
Alex, we can help each other.
1083
01:02:20,794 --> 01:02:23,396
You've been here a long time,
you know the game,
1084
01:02:23,398 --> 01:02:25,497
and between us,
we have a lot of strengths.
1085
01:02:25,499 --> 01:02:28,503
Yeah. We're actually
pretty good together.
1086
01:02:29,370 --> 01:02:31,236
I don't know, bro.
1087
01:02:31,238 --> 01:02:34,540
Okay, I mess up
one more time, I'm toast.
1088
01:02:34,542 --> 01:02:36,575
Totally freaks me out
even thinking about
1089
01:02:36,577 --> 01:02:38,613
going back to
the transportation shed.
1090
01:02:40,582 --> 01:02:42,414
I don't wanna die in Jumanji.
1091
01:02:42,416 --> 01:02:44,316
We just gotta stick together.
1092
01:02:44,318 --> 01:02:46,421
If we do that, we can win.
I know we can.
1093
01:02:49,256 --> 01:02:51,691
Oh, my God.
You're our missing piece.
1094
01:02:51,693 --> 01:02:53,760
You were the thing
we needed to find.
1095
01:02:53,762 --> 01:02:56,261
So the clue was to, what,
1096
01:02:56,263 --> 01:02:58,698
go to the bazaar
to find the missing piece?
1097
01:02:58,700 --> 01:03:00,535
It wasn't the elephant.
1098
01:03:02,403 --> 01:03:04,672
It was me.
Yeah.
1099
01:03:07,675 --> 01:03:10,377
Dudes, let's do this.
1100
01:03:10,379 --> 01:03:11,678
Yeah.
Yeah.
1101
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:14,214
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
1102
01:03:14,216 --> 01:03:16,348
Hey, Spencer,
you gonna drink that margarita?
1103
01:03:16,350 --> 01:03:17,550
I... You're done.
1104
01:03:17,552 --> 01:03:19,818
This is one good margarita.
1105
01:03:27,696 --> 01:03:30,662
There it is. The
transportation shed.
1106
01:03:30,664 --> 01:03:32,765
There's all sorts
of vehicles inside.
1107
01:03:32,767 --> 01:03:34,968
We gotta get one,
get across the canyon,
1108
01:03:34,970 --> 01:03:37,705
and get to the Jaguar statue.
1109
01:03:37,707 --> 01:03:39,739
Okay, I see
the transportation shed,
1110
01:03:39,741 --> 01:03:42,408
I see the canyon, but
I still can't see the statue,
1111
01:03:42,410 --> 01:03:44,544
which is weird 'cause
it's the most important thing
1112
01:03:44,546 --> 01:03:45,778
in Jumanji and it's huge.
1113
01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:47,248
That's what she said.
1114
01:03:49,284 --> 01:03:51,383
You drunk, Fridge?
1115
01:03:51,385 --> 01:03:53,452
What are you talking about?
I ain't drunk.
1116
01:03:53,454 --> 01:03:56,388
He is drunk.
I had three little margaritas.
1117
01:03:56,390 --> 01:03:57,991
You're about
half your usual size.
1118
01:03:57,993 --> 01:03:59,592
Whatever, whatever.
1119
01:03:59,594 --> 01:04:02,362
Alex, what do we do?
How do we get past these guards?
1120
01:04:02,364 --> 01:04:03,998
Last time,
I waited till they left.
1121
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,330
How long did that take?
1122
01:04:05,332 --> 01:04:07,868
Three weeks?
Oh, we gonna die.
1123
01:04:07,870 --> 01:04:09,635
Okay. Plan B.
1124
01:04:09,637 --> 01:04:11,538
Maybe there's
another door somewhere.
1125
01:04:11,540 --> 01:04:14,375
But we gotta distract
those guys first.
1126
01:04:14,377 --> 01:04:15,743
I've got it.
1127
01:04:15,745 --> 01:04:18,310
Distracting guys is, like,
the main thing I do.
1128
01:04:18,312 --> 01:04:19,880
He plays video games,
I distract guys.
1129
01:04:19,882 --> 01:04:22,649
Bethany, I hate to break it
to you right now,
1130
01:04:22,651 --> 01:04:25,852
but you don't exactly
have the, um, the tool kit.
1131
01:04:25,854 --> 01:04:30,357
Not me.
What?
1132
01:04:30,359 --> 01:04:33,027
You have to go down there and flirt with those guys...
No.
1133
01:04:33,029 --> 01:04:35,496
...and hold their attention while we sneak in.
No!
1134
01:04:35,498 --> 01:04:37,331
I can't just go over there
and flirt
1135
01:04:37,333 --> 01:04:38,898
with some weird soldiers
I don't know.
1136
01:04:38,900 --> 01:04:41,534
I know, but right now
we don't have a better idea.
1137
01:04:41,536 --> 01:04:44,774
You don't understand.
I actually can't do it.
1138
01:04:46,042 --> 01:04:47,875
I can't talk to guys.
1139
01:04:47,877 --> 01:04:49,710
I'm terrible at it.
1140
01:04:49,712 --> 01:04:52,378
I can give you some pointers.
1141
01:04:52,380 --> 01:04:55,949
No, I'm sorry. We
have to come up with another plan.
1142
01:04:55,951 --> 01:04:59,786
I'm not... No. Heh.
Not doing that.
1143
01:04:59,788 --> 01:05:02,422
Martha, you just have to
distract them long enough
1144
01:05:02,424 --> 01:05:03,690
for us to get into the shed.
1145
01:05:03,692 --> 01:05:05,592
I really don't think
I can, I'm not...
1146
01:05:05,594 --> 01:05:09,663
Like, I'm not actually
some badass girl.
1147
01:05:09,665 --> 01:05:13,402
What are you talking about?
You're a total badass.
1148
01:05:15,738 --> 01:05:18,308
You could do anything.
1149
01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:25,814
That's beautiful, Spencer.
1150
01:05:25,816 --> 01:05:28,649
Why don't I set you up
with a nice candlelight dinner?
1151
01:05:28,651 --> 01:05:31,652
Or do you guys wanna get
the hell out of here?
1152
01:05:31,654 --> 01:05:33,053
All right.
1153
01:05:33,055 --> 01:05:35,054
Show me how it's done.
1154
01:05:35,056 --> 01:05:37,090
Class is in session.
1155
01:05:37,092 --> 01:05:38,559
Come on, girl.
Okay.
1156
01:05:38,561 --> 01:05:40,527
Watch and learn.
1157
01:05:40,530 --> 01:05:43,030
Hey, what did you mean by
that candlelight-dinner thing?
1158
01:05:43,032 --> 01:05:45,833
What are you talking about?
You said it, me and Martha,
1159
01:05:45,835 --> 01:05:48,135
candlelight dinner.
What does that even mean?
1160
01:05:48,137 --> 01:05:50,504
The girl is into you, Spencer.
1161
01:05:50,506 --> 01:05:51,805
What?
1162
01:06:00,982 --> 01:06:02,915
Okay, in flirting situations,
1163
01:06:02,917 --> 01:06:04,651
the key is making them
check you out
1164
01:06:04,653 --> 01:06:05,986
without letting them know
1165
01:06:05,988 --> 01:06:07,921
that you know that
they're checking you out.
1166
01:06:07,923 --> 01:06:10,457
You're like, "Whatever."
When they try to talk to you,
1167
01:06:10,459 --> 01:06:11,992
you can play it
one of three ways:
1168
01:06:11,994 --> 01:06:14,562
dumb, super into it, or nasty.
1169
01:06:14,564 --> 01:06:17,030
Which way you play it depends on
what guy you deal with.
1170
01:06:17,032 --> 01:06:19,867
This is like my dream and my
nightmare all at one time.
1171
01:06:19,869 --> 01:06:21,836
I'm not gonna
take that personally.
1172
01:06:21,838 --> 01:06:23,670
Now, hair is everything.
1173
01:06:23,672 --> 01:06:26,740
Touch it. Move it.
Play with it.
1174
01:06:26,742 --> 01:06:29,811
Move it around a lot.
Hypnotize them with it.
1175
01:06:29,813 --> 01:06:33,548
Give me a flip like that.
Okay, now angle your eyes down.
1176
01:06:33,550 --> 01:06:34,849
Now, head down.
1177
01:06:34,851 --> 01:06:36,554
Tilt up. Eyes big.
1178
01:06:37,186 --> 01:06:38,787
Now sparkle.
Sparkle?
1179
01:06:38,789 --> 01:06:41,056
Like an anime character.
Now sparkle.
1180
01:06:46,963 --> 01:06:48,896
Needs work.
1181
01:06:56,139 --> 01:06:57,738
Do you really think
she likes me?
1182
01:06:57,740 --> 01:06:59,574
Why are we still
talking about this?
1183
01:06:59,576 --> 01:07:01,508
I mean, what if
she tries to kiss me?
1184
01:07:01,510 --> 01:07:02,977
Then you just
kiss her back, man.
1185
01:07:02,979 --> 01:07:05,613
What if she tries
to kiss me, like...
1186
01:07:05,615 --> 01:07:07,749
Like, without warning?
1187
01:07:07,751 --> 01:07:10,818
What are you talking about?
Haven't you ever kissed anyone?
1188
01:07:10,820 --> 01:07:12,787
Don't... You gonna tell
the whole jungle?
1189
01:07:12,789 --> 01:07:14,723
Guys, I found
a side door. Over here.
1190
01:07:14,725 --> 01:07:16,859
Guess what I found.
No, no, don't tell him.
1191
01:07:16,861 --> 01:07:18,626
Okay, let's talk about
your walk.
1192
01:07:18,628 --> 01:07:19,995
Take your time.
1193
01:07:19,997 --> 01:07:23,165
Make a meal of it.
Like a gorgeous gazelle.
1194
01:07:23,167 --> 01:07:26,502
Or a horse. High-step it.
One foot in front of the other.
1195
01:07:26,504 --> 01:07:28,470
And bring it.
Boom, boom...
1196
01:07:28,472 --> 01:07:29,804
That's not it.
1197
01:07:29,806 --> 01:07:31,105
Yikes.
1198
01:07:31,107 --> 01:07:33,675
Anything you can do to
draw attention to the lips.
1199
01:07:33,677 --> 01:07:34,943
A little nibble like this.
1200
01:07:34,945 --> 01:07:37,979
A nibble goes
a long way, girlfriend.
1201
01:07:37,981 --> 01:07:40,215
Good. That's better.
1202
01:07:40,217 --> 01:07:42,083
Now smile.
You look terrified.
1203
01:07:42,085 --> 01:07:43,617
Oh, God, you're so funny.
1204
01:07:43,619 --> 01:07:45,687
You're so funny.
Oh, God, you're so funny.
1205
01:07:45,689 --> 01:07:47,689
Oh, my God, you're so funny.
1206
01:07:47,691 --> 01:07:50,259
I think I'm getting it.
You are getting it. Go, girl.
1207
01:07:50,261 --> 01:07:52,560
Now, keep your lips
slightly parted, like...
1208
01:07:52,562 --> 01:07:54,596
Yeah, not-not gross,
just relaxed.
1209
01:07:54,598 --> 01:07:56,497
Touch your tongue
to the roof of your mouth.
1210
01:07:56,499 --> 01:07:58,500
Like this.
Like this?
1211
01:07:58,502 --> 01:08:00,168
Like this.
Like this?
1212
01:08:00,170 --> 01:08:02,804
Like this.
1213
01:08:02,806 --> 01:08:04,772
Like this.
1214
01:08:04,774 --> 01:08:06,609
Like this?
1215
01:08:06,611 --> 01:08:07,976
I think you're ready.
1216
01:08:09,247 --> 01:08:11,112
Cool.
Okay, flirt
1217
01:08:11,114 --> 01:08:12,982
like our lives depend on it.
1218
01:08:12,984 --> 01:08:14,116
'Cause they do.
1219
01:08:14,118 --> 01:08:15,717
Okay, there's the door.
1220
01:08:15,719 --> 01:08:17,853
We just need something
to cut through the fence.
1221
01:08:17,855 --> 01:08:20,723
Okay, Fridge, you got anything
like that in the backpack?
1222
01:08:20,725 --> 01:08:23,591
Uh, yeah, I should. What...?
1223
01:08:23,593 --> 01:08:26,795
Here you go. I got some...
Some bolt cutters.
1224
01:08:26,797 --> 01:08:29,265
Does that seem like a good tool
for the situation?
1225
01:08:29,267 --> 01:08:31,567
Perfect, actually.
1226
01:08:31,569 --> 01:08:33,234
It's called backpack power,
baby.
1227
01:08:34,872 --> 01:08:36,604
You guys,
1228
01:08:36,606 --> 01:08:38,239
I think this is gonna work.
1229
01:08:38,241 --> 01:08:40,141
I think so too.
She's pretty fly.
1230
01:08:40,143 --> 01:08:42,845
And those guys don't meet
a lot of new people.
1231
01:08:42,847 --> 01:08:43,946
"Fly"?
1232
01:08:43,948 --> 01:08:45,747
Well, not like
Cindy Crawford fly,
1233
01:08:45,749 --> 01:08:48,016
but for Jumanji, she the bomb.
1234
01:08:48,018 --> 01:08:49,551
"The bomb"?
1235
01:08:49,553 --> 01:08:51,287
Cindy Crawford?
That's your go-to?
1236
01:08:51,289 --> 01:08:52,787
I'm just saying, I'm sure
1237
01:08:52,789 --> 01:08:54,859
they'd like to
get jiggy with her.
1238
01:08:59,797 --> 01:09:00,765
Alex.
1239
01:09:01,767 --> 01:09:03,769
What year do you think it is?
1240
01:09:04,769 --> 01:09:07,037
What do you mean?
Oh, no.
1241
01:09:07,039 --> 01:09:09,540
It's 1996.
1242
01:09:12,243 --> 01:09:14,743
You're Alex Vreeke, aren't you?
1243
01:09:14,745 --> 01:09:16,045
Yeah, that's right.
1244
01:09:16,047 --> 01:09:17,948
Wait a minute,
you mean Freak House?
1245
01:09:17,950 --> 01:09:20,715
Wait, what are you...
What are you guys talking about?
1246
01:09:20,717 --> 01:09:21,819
How do you know me?
1247
01:09:23,020 --> 01:09:25,955
Alex, I don't know how
to tell you this...
1248
01:09:25,957 --> 01:09:27,891
You've been in this game
for 20 years.
1249
01:09:27,893 --> 01:09:30,894
That's probably not
how I would've done it.
1250
01:09:30,896 --> 01:09:32,261
What?
1251
01:09:32,263 --> 01:09:34,331
No. You guys are messing
with me, right?
1252
01:09:34,333 --> 01:09:36,332
No, we're not.
Alex Vreeke.
1253
01:09:36,334 --> 01:09:38,734
Everybody in Brantford
knows about you.
1254
01:09:38,736 --> 01:09:41,637
You're the kid that disappeared.
1255
01:09:41,639 --> 01:09:43,206
Twenty years ago.
1256
01:09:43,208 --> 01:09:45,175
Twenty years?
1257
01:09:45,177 --> 01:09:47,944
Twenty years, man.
1258
01:09:47,946 --> 01:09:50,680
I don't even know
how to say this, but
1259
01:09:50,682 --> 01:09:52,882
Cindy Crawford, dude,
she's like 50 years old.
1260
01:09:52,884 --> 01:09:56,185
But still fly.
Eh.
1261
01:09:56,187 --> 01:09:58,689
Wait...
1262
01:10:03,629 --> 01:10:04,864
There she is.
1263
01:10:12,870 --> 01:10:14,039
Hey.
1264
01:10:15,773 --> 01:10:18,108
We're gonna get you home.
1265
01:10:18,110 --> 01:10:20,776
Yeah.
1266
01:10:40,866 --> 01:10:42,966
The hell is
going on with her butt?
1267
01:10:42,968 --> 01:10:44,900
Bethany, what did
you tell her to do?
1268
01:10:44,902 --> 01:10:46,970
Did she twist her ankle,
maybe, or...?
1269
01:10:46,972 --> 01:10:49,208
She's never flirted before.
Give her a break.
1270
01:10:53,778 --> 01:10:56,113
Hello, little lady.
1271
01:10:56,115 --> 01:10:58,150
What are you doing
out here all alone?
1272
01:11:00,452 --> 01:11:02,185
Hey, you guys.
1273
01:11:02,187 --> 01:11:04,754
I seem to be lost.
1274
01:11:04,756 --> 01:11:07,289
Can you guys help me?
1275
01:11:09,460 --> 01:11:12,061
Hello, little lady.
1276
01:11:12,063 --> 01:11:14,165
What are you doing
out here all alone?
1277
01:11:18,036 --> 01:11:20,137
You guys are so
interesting and funny.
1278
01:11:20,139 --> 01:11:21,438
What's she doing?
1279
01:11:21,440 --> 01:11:23,473
What, she got a bug in her hair?
1280
01:11:23,475 --> 01:11:26,042
She's forgotten
all of our training.
1281
01:11:26,044 --> 01:11:27,648
Let's go.
1282
01:11:31,718 --> 01:11:34,918
Wait! I... I... I
have to tell you
1283
01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:37,221
about this book
that I've been reading.
1284
01:11:37,223 --> 01:11:39,154
About microbiology.
1285
01:11:39,156 --> 01:11:43,162
Which is one of
my favorite biologies.
1286
01:11:49,469 --> 01:11:51,134
Hello, little lady.
1287
01:11:51,136 --> 01:11:54,405
What are you doing
out here all alone?
1288
01:11:59,377 --> 01:12:02,782
You are a badass.
1289
01:12:05,116 --> 01:12:08,753
♪ Ooh, baby I love your way ♪
1290
01:12:08,755 --> 01:12:12,222
♪ Every day, yeah ♪
1291
01:12:12,224 --> 01:12:13,824
Hey.
1292
01:12:13,826 --> 01:12:15,392
You guys like to dance?
1293
01:12:15,394 --> 01:12:17,261
♪ ...every day ♪
1294
01:12:17,263 --> 01:12:23,366
♪ Shadows grow so long
Before my eyes ♪
1295
01:12:23,368 --> 01:12:24,534
♪ And they're moving ♪
1296
01:12:24,536 --> 01:12:27,404
Oh, yeah, there we go.
1297
01:12:27,406 --> 01:12:30,173
♪ Across the page ♪
1298
01:12:30,175 --> 01:12:35,178
♪ Suddenly the day
Turns into night ♪
1299
01:12:35,180 --> 01:12:36,481
♪ Ooh ♪
1300
01:12:36,483 --> 01:12:42,352
♪ Far away from the city ♪
1301
01:12:42,354 --> 01:12:44,789
Which one, which one, which one?
1302
01:12:46,893 --> 01:12:48,859
I hate this place.
1303
01:12:48,861 --> 01:12:52,964
♪ 'Cause your love
Just won't... ♪
1304
01:12:52,966 --> 01:12:55,466
Her strength is dance fighting.
1305
01:12:55,468 --> 01:12:58,269
Alex, what do you think, huh?
What's the move?
1306
01:12:58,271 --> 01:12:59,936
What?
What do we take?
1307
01:12:59,938 --> 01:13:01,838
Which one?
I don't know, man, okay?
1308
01:13:01,840 --> 01:13:03,274
I told you, I...
We gotta fly.
1309
01:13:03,276 --> 01:13:05,075
The helicopter? We gotta fly.
1310
01:13:05,077 --> 01:13:06,346
I told you I don't know.
1311
01:13:08,413 --> 01:13:09,814
♪ ...light the skies ♪
1312
01:13:11,451 --> 01:13:17,288
♪ With the help
Of some fireflies ♪
1313
01:13:17,290 --> 01:13:19,156
She's kicking their ass.
1314
01:13:19,158 --> 01:13:20,423
That's our girl.
1315
01:13:20,425 --> 01:13:22,525
Yes, queen!
1316
01:13:22,527 --> 01:13:24,396
♪ ...the power to shine ♪
1317
01:13:24,398 --> 01:13:30,333
♪ I can see them
Under the pine ♪
1318
01:13:30,335 --> 01:13:32,369
She is destroying them.
1319
01:13:32,371 --> 01:13:35,540
♪ But don't hesitate ♪
1320
01:13:35,542 --> 01:13:37,174
♪ La di dah ♪
1321
01:13:37,176 --> 01:13:39,611
♪ 'Cause your love ♪
1322
01:13:39,613 --> 01:13:41,580
♪ Just won't wait ♪
1323
01:13:43,015 --> 01:13:46,317
♪ Just won't wait ♪
1324
01:13:48,055 --> 01:13:51,989
♪ Ooh, baby I love your way ♪
1325
01:13:51,991 --> 01:13:54,992
♪ Every day ♪
1326
01:13:54,994 --> 01:13:57,361
♪ Wanna tell you
I love your way ♪
1327
01:13:57,363 --> 01:14:01,299
♪ I wanna tell you
I love your way ♪
1328
01:14:01,301 --> 01:14:04,068
♪ Wanna be with you
Night and day ♪
1329
01:14:04,070 --> 01:14:08,906
♪ Every day and every way ♪
1330
01:14:08,908 --> 01:14:11,375
You go, girl!
Yeah.
1331
01:14:11,377 --> 01:14:13,210
Woo! Woo-hoo!
1332
01:14:13,212 --> 01:14:15,614
Go, go!
1333
01:14:15,616 --> 01:14:19,550
Yes! Yes! You're my hero.
1334
01:14:21,020 --> 01:14:22,954
We gotta go.
You should give me
1335
01:14:22,956 --> 01:14:24,289
lessons in kicking ass.
1336
01:14:24,291 --> 01:14:25,322
Give me a hug.
1337
01:14:25,324 --> 01:14:26,491
Oh, my God.
You did it.
1338
01:14:26,493 --> 01:14:28,326
I did.
Yeah, give me a hug, girlfriend.
1339
01:14:28,328 --> 01:14:31,130
As great of a moment as that is,
we ain't got the time.
1340
01:14:31,132 --> 01:14:32,597
Yeah.
They coming.
1341
01:14:32,599 --> 01:14:34,233
The motorcycle freaks is coming.
1342
01:14:34,235 --> 01:14:36,402
Seaplane!
We got to fly, man.
1343
01:14:36,404 --> 01:14:39,004
Nope. I can't do it.
1344
01:14:39,006 --> 01:14:41,373
Okay? I told you,
I'm not a good pilot.
1345
01:14:41,375 --> 01:14:44,042
Maybe we should take
the school bus.
1346
01:14:44,044 --> 01:14:46,411
We can't outrun no motorcycle
on no damn bus!
1347
01:14:46,413 --> 01:14:48,447
You picked the plane
and hot-air balloon.
1348
01:14:48,449 --> 01:14:49,682
Maybe pick the helicopter.
1349
01:14:49,684 --> 01:14:52,384
No, I can't do it. Okay?
I don't wanna die.
1350
01:14:52,386 --> 01:14:55,519
I'm freaking out a little bit.
1351
01:14:55,521 --> 01:14:58,656
Fine. I'll do it.
1352
01:14:58,658 --> 01:15:00,660
How hard can it be?
It's a helicopter.
1353
01:15:00,662 --> 01:15:02,560
You... You press
a button, the...
1354
01:15:02,562 --> 01:15:04,228
They gonna spin. Okay.
1355
01:15:04,230 --> 01:15:06,666
Then after that, I got my...
The... The lever.
1356
01:15:06,668 --> 01:15:08,465
That's how...
That's how you getting
1357
01:15:08,467 --> 01:15:09,935
the forward-backward action.
1358
01:15:09,937 --> 01:15:12,571
Once we in the air,
I'mma be all right.
1359
01:15:12,573 --> 01:15:14,439
This, I just gotta get...
1360
01:15:14,441 --> 01:15:16,408
'Cause it ain't got
no step stool, so...
1361
01:15:16,410 --> 01:15:18,678
Let me see something.
I can probably just...
1362
01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:20,179
Get in, but be careful.
1363
01:15:20,181 --> 01:15:22,180
No, you're drunk.
No way. Nuh-uh.
1364
01:15:22,182 --> 01:15:24,450
Fridge, you're drunk.
Give me the keys.
1365
01:15:24,452 --> 01:15:27,052
I'm?
Alex. Alex.
1366
01:15:27,054 --> 01:15:28,386
If I can fight those guys,
1367
01:15:28,388 --> 01:15:31,189
you can fly this helicopter.
I know you can.
1368
01:15:31,191 --> 01:15:32,557
Come on.
1369
01:15:34,694 --> 01:15:37,228
Alex.
1370
01:15:37,230 --> 01:15:39,598
This is where we need you.
1371
01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:43,038
Remember,
you're the missing piece.
1372
01:15:45,471 --> 01:15:49,407
Seaplane McDonough
reporting for duty.
1373
01:15:49,409 --> 01:15:50,608
Let's go, people.
1374
01:16:11,598 --> 01:16:13,032
Whoa!
1375
01:16:13,034 --> 01:16:15,070
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1376
01:16:22,176 --> 01:16:24,578
What's wrong?
Something's broken!
1377
01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:25,645
What?
What do you mean?
1378
01:16:25,647 --> 01:16:28,613
Hang on!
1379
01:16:34,155 --> 01:16:36,221
Oh, my God, we're about to die!
1380
01:16:36,223 --> 01:16:37,526
We're about to die!
1381
01:16:45,432 --> 01:16:47,800
Oh, my God!
It won't go up!
1382
01:16:47,802 --> 01:16:49,668
What?
What do you mean?
1383
01:16:49,670 --> 01:16:51,069
The collective is busted.
1384
01:16:51,071 --> 01:16:52,538
What?
It controls the plate up there,
1385
01:16:52,540 --> 01:16:55,074
which tilts the rotors
and controls the pitch.
1386
01:16:55,076 --> 01:16:57,179
It's how we go up and down.
1387
01:17:04,385 --> 01:17:06,251
You guys?
1388
01:17:06,253 --> 01:17:08,991
That can't be good.
It's no way that's good news.
1389
01:17:16,597 --> 01:17:18,132
Albino rhinos!
1390
01:17:22,170 --> 01:17:23,602
They're indigenous to Jumanji.
1391
01:17:23,604 --> 01:17:25,704
They're huge,
white, scary, and stupid,
1392
01:17:25,706 --> 01:17:27,477
and they eat people.
No.
1393
01:17:30,278 --> 01:17:31,645
They're getting close!
1394
01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:34,146
My stomach's starting
to bother me a bit.
1395
01:17:34,148 --> 01:17:36,382
Go up!
I can't go up!
1396
01:17:36,384 --> 01:17:38,251
I think I had
too many margaritas.
1397
01:17:42,590 --> 01:17:45,091
You guys, what are we gonna do?
1398
01:17:45,093 --> 01:17:46,426
I'll fix the helicopter.
1399
01:17:46,428 --> 01:17:47,860
Yes!
Tell me what to do.
1400
01:17:47,862 --> 01:17:50,130
You gotta connect
the flight-control rod
1401
01:17:50,132 --> 01:17:51,564
to the mesh plate
under the rotors.
1402
01:17:51,566 --> 01:17:54,301
Flight-control rod, mesh plate,
under the rotors.
1403
01:17:54,303 --> 01:17:56,270
Wait, what?
I'll be right back.
1404
01:17:56,272 --> 01:18:00,273
Spencer, where are you going?
Hurry up.
1405
01:18:00,275 --> 01:18:01,808
Be careful!
No, no, just hurry up!
1406
01:18:01,810 --> 01:18:04,478
All right, just
gonna stand on this thingy,
1407
01:18:04,480 --> 01:18:08,418
pull myself up towards these
deadly helicopter blades. Okay.
1408
01:18:10,651 --> 01:18:12,719
There's the mesh plate.
1409
01:18:12,721 --> 01:18:14,453
Here's that rod thingy.
1410
01:18:24,366 --> 01:18:26,669
Spencer!
Speed it up, Alex!
1411
01:18:36,513 --> 01:18:38,147
Spencer!
1412
01:18:40,817 --> 01:18:44,088
Hurry! Come on, fix it!
1413
01:18:49,591 --> 01:18:52,158
Oh, my God!
Running out of time!
1414
01:18:52,160 --> 01:18:54,097
Fix it, please!
No, no, no.
1415
01:18:54,764 --> 01:18:56,566
Got it!
1416
01:19:03,839 --> 01:19:06,908
We made it! You did it!
I thought we were gonna die.
1417
01:19:06,910 --> 01:19:08,208
Oh.
Yes!
1418
01:19:08,210 --> 01:19:09,744
Nice!
Thank you.
1419
01:19:09,746 --> 01:19:12,579
Thank you, guys.
You did it. That was scary.
1420
01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:13,913
Oops.
1421
01:19:13,915 --> 01:19:15,518
What?
1422
01:19:16,719 --> 01:19:18,350
I dropped the jewel.
1423
01:19:18,352 --> 01:19:19,787
What?
1424
01:19:19,789 --> 01:19:20,855
You dropped the jewel?
1425
01:19:20,857 --> 01:19:22,323
I leaned over,
1426
01:19:22,325 --> 01:19:23,958
thought I had to puke,
and I didn't.
1427
01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:25,392
It came out of my backpack.
1428
01:19:25,394 --> 01:19:27,528
We need the freaking jewel!
I know.
1429
01:19:27,530 --> 01:19:30,530
That's-that's-that's the crazy
part 'cause I know we need it.
1430
01:19:30,532 --> 01:19:32,499
So we're in a pickle.
We're in a pickle.
1431
01:19:32,501 --> 01:19:34,267
Turn around.
We gotta go get it.
1432
01:19:34,269 --> 01:19:36,270
Yeah, let's loop around.
Look for it.
1433
01:19:36,272 --> 01:19:37,437
Everybody open your eyes.
1434
01:19:37,439 --> 01:19:39,343
Let's all look for it
as a group.
1435
01:19:46,816 --> 01:19:48,251
There! I see it!
1436
01:19:55,892 --> 01:19:57,525
What are they doing?
1437
01:19:57,527 --> 01:19:59,760
It's like they're
protecting it or something.
1438
01:19:59,762 --> 01:20:03,263
How are we gonna do this?
I don't know.
1439
01:20:03,265 --> 01:20:05,298
Well, you gotta go get it,
right, buddy?
1440
01:20:08,905 --> 01:20:10,837
What do you need?
Your boomerang?
1441
01:20:10,839 --> 01:20:12,607
Maybe some scissors?
1442
01:20:12,609 --> 01:20:14,842
A pipe wrench?
Some shoelaces?
1443
01:20:14,844 --> 01:20:17,846
I'm your valet. Whatever
you need, I can get it for you.
1444
01:20:17,848 --> 01:20:20,513
Okay? You just say the word.
1445
01:20:20,515 --> 01:20:22,316
What?
I'm sorry, buddy.
1446
01:20:22,318 --> 01:20:23,317
Sorry for what?
1447
01:20:24,987 --> 01:20:26,621
Ow!
1448
01:20:33,763 --> 01:20:35,266
No.
1449
01:20:48,045 --> 01:20:49,678
Turn us around.
1450
01:20:49,680 --> 01:20:51,215
No!
1451
01:20:53,716 --> 01:20:56,617
Heel! Heel! Stop!
1452
01:20:56,619 --> 01:20:58,485
Oh, my God!
1453
01:20:58,487 --> 01:21:00,887
No!
Alex, get ready to roll us
1454
01:21:00,889 --> 01:21:02,356
to the side.
What?
1455
01:21:03,894 --> 01:21:06,698
SPENCER; When I tell you,
roll 90 degrees to the right.
1456
01:21:08,032 --> 01:21:09,030
Now!
1457
01:21:13,437 --> 01:21:16,405
You pushed me out
the helicopter, jackass!
1458
01:21:19,042 --> 01:21:20,909
Oh, wow!
1459
01:21:20,911 --> 01:21:23,644
Spencer, you're amazing.
Thank you.
1460
01:21:23,646 --> 01:21:25,547
You are a killer pilot, Alex.
1461
01:21:25,549 --> 01:21:27,516
Thanks.
You too, Spencer,
1462
01:21:27,518 --> 01:21:29,517
you were incredible!
Thank you...
1463
01:21:29,519 --> 01:21:31,652
Hey!
...but he was amazing, our pilot.
1464
01:21:31,654 --> 01:21:33,387
Excuse me.
You killed it.
1465
01:21:33,389 --> 01:21:34,556
Excuse me.
1466
01:21:34,558 --> 01:21:35,723
Excuse me!
1467
01:21:35,725 --> 01:21:37,793
I'm the one that
was a human sacrifice.
1468
01:21:37,795 --> 01:21:41,530
You don't know what's on
the underside of those rhinos.
1469
01:21:41,532 --> 01:21:43,464
And you don't wanna know.
1470
01:21:43,466 --> 01:21:45,800
I've seen a lot of things.
1471
01:21:45,802 --> 01:21:47,768
Felt them on my face too.
1472
01:21:47,770 --> 01:21:50,706
Things that I will never be able
to erase from memory.
1473
01:21:52,076 --> 01:21:53,541
Oh, that's funny to you guys.
1474
01:21:53,543 --> 01:21:55,880
Go ahead, laugh it up.
Get it out.
1475
01:21:58,515 --> 01:22:00,482
Guys, I've been trying
to get across
1476
01:22:00,484 --> 01:22:02,416
this canyon for, like,
20 years, okay?
1477
01:22:02,418 --> 01:22:04,018
Do you realize how huge this is?
1478
01:22:08,826 --> 01:22:10,057
Mosquito.
1479
01:22:10,059 --> 01:22:12,727
No, no, no!
Alex, no, no, no!
1480
01:22:12,729 --> 01:22:14,929
Alex.
Alex, no, no.
1481
01:22:14,931 --> 01:22:16,365
Alex?
1482
01:22:16,367 --> 01:22:18,633
Alex, talk to me.
Wake up. Here we go.
1483
01:22:18,635 --> 01:22:20,435
Alex? He's dying.
1484
01:22:20,437 --> 01:22:22,438
No, we can't let him die.
We're too close!
1485
01:22:22,440 --> 01:22:23,938
Does anyone know how to do CPR?
1486
01:22:23,940 --> 01:22:27,075
Yeah, start with three chest
compressions and mouth-to-mouth.
1487
01:22:27,077 --> 01:22:29,010
One, two, three.
1488
01:22:29,012 --> 01:22:30,713
How do I do this?
1489
01:22:30,715 --> 01:22:32,547
Okay, pinch his nose,
open his mouth,
1490
01:22:32,549 --> 01:22:33,815
full lip-lock.
Okay.
1491
01:22:33,817 --> 01:22:37,456
Ah, one breath, two breaths,
then repeat.
1492
01:22:45,461 --> 01:22:47,465
Come on, Alex.
1493
01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:52,604
Bethany, stop. Your tattoo.
1494
01:22:53,872 --> 01:22:56,675
It looks like you're giving him
one of your lives.
1495
01:22:58,443 --> 01:22:59,775
I'm okay with that.
1496
01:22:59,777 --> 01:23:01,544
What if you need it
for yourself?
1497
01:23:01,546 --> 01:23:03,749
I want Alex to come home too.
1498
01:23:17,996 --> 01:23:20,028
Oh!
1499
01:23:26,938 --> 01:23:28,670
What happened?
Alex,
1500
01:23:28,672 --> 01:23:31,107
Bethany gave you
one of her lives.
1501
01:23:31,109 --> 01:23:32,474
Bethany, you okay?
1502
01:23:32,476 --> 01:23:33,675
I think so.
1503
01:23:33,677 --> 01:23:35,143
Bethany, is that true?
1504
01:23:35,145 --> 01:23:37,479
You gave me one of your lives?
1505
01:23:37,481 --> 01:23:39,482
I mean, yeah, of course.
1506
01:23:39,484 --> 01:23:41,787
Thank you.
1507
01:23:50,828 --> 01:23:52,495
What? What are
you looking at?
1508
01:23:52,497 --> 01:23:53,798
You got a situation.
1509
01:23:56,967 --> 01:23:59,869
Oh, my God,
these things are crazy.
1510
01:24:14,652 --> 01:24:16,722
Twenty years, huh?
1511
01:24:17,690 --> 01:24:19,793
Yeah, I guess so.
1512
01:24:23,761 --> 01:24:24,960
You know,
1513
01:24:24,962 --> 01:24:27,898
I just keep thinking about
my poor parents.
1514
01:24:27,900 --> 01:24:29,867
And what they must've
been through.
1515
01:24:29,869 --> 01:24:32,870
And why, because I was sitting
in my hideout,
1516
01:24:32,872 --> 01:24:34,706
too afraid to finish the game?
1517
01:24:38,576 --> 01:24:40,076
I'm sorry.
1518
01:24:40,078 --> 01:24:43,246
I don't mean to lay this on you.
I'm just...
1519
01:24:43,248 --> 01:24:45,181
You're really easy to talk to.
1520
01:24:45,183 --> 01:24:48,018
No, I get it.
I mean, sometimes
1521
01:24:48,020 --> 01:24:51,019
it's easy to get so focused
on your own stuff
1522
01:24:51,021 --> 01:24:54,694
that you forget other people
have problems too.
1523
01:24:55,727 --> 01:24:57,126
That's really deep.
1524
01:24:57,128 --> 01:25:00,596
Thanks. I feel like
ever since I lost my phone,
1525
01:25:00,598 --> 01:25:02,701
my other senses have
kind of heightened.
1526
01:25:04,068 --> 01:25:07,606
Does "phone" mean something
different in the future?
1527
01:25:11,877 --> 01:25:13,911
What about you, Alex?
What are you like?
1528
01:25:13,913 --> 01:25:16,850
In the real world.
What's your vibe?
1529
01:25:18,083 --> 01:25:19,649
Full-on metalhead.
1530
01:25:19,651 --> 01:25:22,622
A drummer, like my dad.
1531
01:25:37,235 --> 01:25:38,771
Hey.
1532
01:25:40,739 --> 01:25:42,305
Hey.
What are you doing?
1533
01:25:42,307 --> 01:25:44,741
I, uh, I was just
filling these up.
1534
01:25:44,743 --> 01:25:46,946
Cool.
Yeah.
1535
01:25:50,915 --> 01:25:52,852
I'm glad you're here.
I, uh, ahem...
1536
01:25:54,686 --> 01:25:57,355
I have something to tell you.
Yeah?
1537
01:25:57,357 --> 01:25:58,988
And I wanna tell you now,
1538
01:25:58,990 --> 01:26:00,324
just in case the next time
1539
01:26:00,326 --> 01:26:04,697
that we talk
I'm no longer brave.
1540
01:26:07,032 --> 01:26:08,634
I like you, Martha.
1541
01:26:09,701 --> 01:26:12,270
I, like, like you.
1542
01:26:13,673 --> 01:26:16,372
Like, I'm fully into you.
1543
01:26:16,374 --> 01:26:19,208
You are?
I am.
1544
01:26:19,210 --> 01:26:20,979
And I have been
1545
01:26:20,981 --> 01:26:23,549
since, like, the seventh grade.
1546
01:26:24,850 --> 01:26:25,817
Really?
1547
01:26:27,218 --> 01:26:30,187
Wowza. I don't think
this has ever happened before.
1548
01:26:30,189 --> 01:26:32,957
What do you mean?
Oh, I mean, like, I don't think
1549
01:26:32,959 --> 01:26:36,893
anyone's ever liked me that I...
I can't believe I'm doing this.
1550
01:26:36,895 --> 01:26:38,998
I never tell anyone how I fe...
1551
01:26:41,934 --> 01:26:44,571
I'm into you too, Spencer.
1552
01:26:45,671 --> 01:26:47,904
You are?
Yes. Yes! Heh, heh!
1553
01:26:47,906 --> 01:26:51,842
God, you're smart
and sweet and cute.
1554
01:26:51,844 --> 01:26:53,977
Yeah, I'm pretty into you.
1555
01:26:56,116 --> 01:27:01,751
Wait. Are you sure it's not
because of, like, all of...?
1556
01:27:01,753 --> 01:27:03,820
What? Oh, my God, no, no.
1557
01:27:03,822 --> 01:27:06,391
That is not my type.
I'm into nerds.
1558
01:27:06,393 --> 01:27:08,760
Really?
1559
01:27:08,762 --> 01:27:10,227
I'm a nerd.
1560
01:27:30,050 --> 01:27:32,783
That was... I was so awful.
I've never kissed anyone.
1561
01:27:32,785 --> 01:27:35,019
You've never...?
Never. That was the first time.
1562
01:27:35,021 --> 01:27:36,454
I have never.
Oh, you haven't?
1563
01:27:36,456 --> 01:27:37,822
No.
Okay. Cool.
1564
01:27:37,824 --> 01:27:40,193
You can't tell, right?
1565
01:27:43,163 --> 01:27:45,029
Come on. Hey!
1566
01:27:45,031 --> 01:27:47,864
I don't wanna see that.
I don't, not today.
1567
01:27:47,866 --> 01:27:49,934
While you're down here
professing your love
1568
01:27:49,936 --> 01:27:52,771
for one another,
I found the Jaguar.
1569
01:27:52,773 --> 01:27:56,373
Let's go. God! Ugh!
1570
01:28:06,285 --> 01:28:08,920
There it is.
There it is.
1571
01:28:08,922 --> 01:28:11,026
We'd better get walking.
1572
01:28:32,880 --> 01:28:35,884
I think we just
follow this path.
1573
01:28:36,983 --> 01:28:39,254
No. It can't be that easy.
1574
01:28:40,453 --> 01:28:43,190
"The Defenders."
1575
01:28:44,492 --> 01:28:46,061
What does that mean?
1576
01:28:47,127 --> 01:28:49,063
There's only one way
to find out.
1577
01:28:51,232 --> 01:28:53,164
Fridge,
1578
01:28:53,166 --> 01:28:54,432
give me the jewel.
1579
01:28:58,005 --> 01:28:59,274
Spencer.
1580
01:29:14,988 --> 01:29:16,888
Something's about to happen.
1581
01:29:16,890 --> 01:29:18,923
I hate those drums.
1582
01:29:18,925 --> 01:29:22,026
What, you're just gonna
walk in there?
1583
01:29:22,028 --> 01:29:23,396
No.
1584
01:29:23,398 --> 01:29:27,335
That's what the game wants us
to do. Follow the path.
1585
01:29:28,536 --> 01:29:30,739
It's a trap.
1586
01:29:36,143 --> 01:29:38,145
"When you see the elephant...
1587
01:29:39,279 --> 01:29:41,751
begin the climb."
1588
01:29:46,987 --> 01:29:48,454
I'll go through the trees.
1589
01:29:48,456 --> 01:29:49,887
The trees?
Yeah.
1590
01:29:49,889 --> 01:29:51,390
Do you think
that's what that means?
1591
01:29:51,392 --> 01:29:52,490
That must be it.
1592
01:29:52,492 --> 01:29:54,293
That's the move.
1593
01:29:54,295 --> 01:29:57,162
This is the final level
of the game.
1594
01:29:57,164 --> 01:30:00,269
And I'm pretty sure
this is a Bravestone thing.
1595
01:30:05,104 --> 01:30:07,539
Did he just refer to himself
in the third person?
1596
01:30:07,541 --> 01:30:11,012
Um, fourth person, I think.
1597
01:30:17,452 --> 01:30:19,484
How does he do that?
1598
01:30:19,486 --> 01:30:21,920
Climbing is one
of his strengths.
1599
01:30:21,922 --> 01:30:24,089
Oh. Gotcha.
1600
01:30:24,091 --> 01:30:26,928
Cake makes me explode.
1601
01:30:47,614 --> 01:30:51,217
No! Spencer!
Oh, my God!
1602
01:30:51,219 --> 01:30:53,486
Spencer!
1603
01:30:53,488 --> 01:30:56,455
Spencer!
1604
01:31:00,929 --> 01:31:02,495
Oh, my God, you guys.
Panthers.
1605
01:31:02,497 --> 01:31:04,099
No.
1606
01:31:08,336 --> 01:31:10,873
Those are jaguars.
1607
01:31:31,393 --> 01:31:33,160
Spencer!
1608
01:31:33,162 --> 01:31:34,994
Oh, my God.
Are you okay?
1609
01:31:34,996 --> 01:31:37,129
Yeah. I think so.
1610
01:31:37,131 --> 01:31:40,032
You still have the jewel, right?
1611
01:31:40,034 --> 01:31:41,534
I got it.
Oh, thank God.
1612
01:31:41,536 --> 01:31:42,669
Hey, what happened?
1613
01:31:42,671 --> 01:31:45,171
I don't wanna talk about it.
1614
01:31:45,173 --> 01:31:46,973
Okay, we need a new plan.
1615
01:31:46,975 --> 01:31:48,207
Yeah.
Right.
1616
01:31:48,209 --> 01:31:50,446
Totally.
Spencer, any ideas?
1617
01:31:52,380 --> 01:31:55,051
Can I speak with you
for a minute?
1618
01:31:56,283 --> 01:31:57,452
Now?
1619
01:31:59,688 --> 01:32:01,891
What's going on?
1620
01:32:02,624 --> 01:32:04,156
I can't do this.
1621
01:32:04,158 --> 01:32:07,460
What are you talking about?
I can't do this.
1622
01:32:07,462 --> 01:32:10,629
Okay, who am I kidding?
I'm not some adventurer.
1623
01:32:10,631 --> 01:32:13,166
I'm not actually brave.
1624
01:32:13,168 --> 01:32:15,568
Spencer, I just saw you
hanging out of a helicopter.
1625
01:32:15,570 --> 01:32:19,038
It's a lot easier to be brave
when you have lives to spare.
1626
01:32:19,040 --> 01:32:20,376
It's a lot harder...
1627
01:32:21,509 --> 01:32:23,710
when you only have one life.
1628
01:32:25,114 --> 01:32:28,614
We-we always only have
one life, man.
1629
01:32:28,616 --> 01:32:32,553
Okay? That's... That's all
we get. That's how it works.
1630
01:32:32,555 --> 01:32:36,255
The question is,
is how are you gonna live it?
1631
01:32:36,257 --> 01:32:39,162
Which guy are
you gonna decide to be?
1632
01:32:41,230 --> 01:32:42,729
Did I just quote our principal?
1633
01:32:42,731 --> 01:32:46,332
What the hell is this game doing
to me? I gotta get out of here.
1634
01:32:46,334 --> 01:32:47,600
Look.
1635
01:32:47,602 --> 01:32:50,006
We can do this, man.
1636
01:32:50,772 --> 01:32:52,342
We can do it together.
1637
01:32:56,012 --> 01:32:59,215
Together.
Together.
1638
01:33:01,083 --> 01:33:03,219
You're a good friend, Fridge.
1639
01:33:06,588 --> 01:33:08,191
All right.
1640
01:33:09,226 --> 01:33:11,493
Okay. I don't know
video games,
1641
01:33:11,495 --> 01:33:13,760
but what I do know is football.
1642
01:33:13,762 --> 01:33:16,697
Now, those lightning-fast,
man-eating cats out there?
1643
01:33:16,699 --> 01:33:18,232
They're the Defenders.
1644
01:33:18,234 --> 01:33:20,634
Which means we gotta run
one hell of an offense.
1645
01:33:20,636 --> 01:33:21,769
You guys.
1646
01:33:24,606 --> 01:33:26,105
We gotta go.
1647
01:33:26,107 --> 01:33:28,144
All right.
Here's what we're gonna do.
1648
01:33:30,678 --> 01:33:33,314
We're gonna fan out
and run a play that I call:
1649
01:33:33,316 --> 01:33:35,581
"The Double Reverse
Refrigerator."
1650
01:33:35,583 --> 01:33:38,586
Bethany,
you go up the left side.
1651
01:33:38,588 --> 01:33:40,254
I'll go up the right.
1652
01:33:40,256 --> 01:33:42,156
Alex, you'll draw the defense,
1653
01:33:42,158 --> 01:33:43,624
so Spencer can go up the middle.
1654
01:33:43,626 --> 01:33:45,526
I'll go with Spencer.
No.
1655
01:33:45,528 --> 01:33:47,528
There's something else
we need you to do.
1656
01:33:48,797 --> 01:33:52,399
♪ Ooh, baby I love your way ♪
1657
01:33:52,401 --> 01:33:55,402
♪ Every day, yeah ♪
1658
01:33:55,404 --> 01:33:58,839
♪ Ooh, baby I love your way ♪
1659
01:33:58,841 --> 01:34:00,475
You guys like to dance?
1660
01:34:02,312 --> 01:34:07,417
♪ Shadows grow so long
Before my eyes ♪
1661
01:34:17,427 --> 01:34:19,594
Hey! Over here!
1662
01:34:19,596 --> 01:34:21,565
Come and get me!
1663
01:34:35,712 --> 01:34:39,747
♪ I wanna tell you, I wanna
Tell you, I wanna tell you ♪
1664
01:34:45,856 --> 01:34:48,358
No! No.
1665
01:34:59,669 --> 01:35:01,205
Thanks.
Sure.
1666
01:35:03,707 --> 01:35:05,476
Get to the statue. Go!
1667
01:35:25,695 --> 01:35:27,197
Oh, no! I...
1668
01:36:02,865 --> 01:36:06,437
Ah, whoa, whoa.
1669
01:36:37,300 --> 01:36:39,735
Oh, man. Okay.
1670
01:36:39,737 --> 01:36:41,803
Stay calm, don't panic.
1671
01:36:41,805 --> 01:36:43,441
Stop!
1672
01:36:47,978 --> 01:36:49,780
It's the elephant and the mouse.
1673
01:36:51,549 --> 01:36:52,948
What's up?
1674
01:36:52,950 --> 01:36:54,917
Mouse Finbar.
1675
01:36:54,919 --> 01:36:57,019
Zoologist.
1676
01:36:57,021 --> 01:36:59,622
Zoologist and...
1677
01:36:59,624 --> 01:37:01,792
And backpack guy.
1678
01:37:21,013 --> 01:37:24,417
Give me the jewel,
or your friend dies.
1679
01:37:26,017 --> 01:37:28,316
Don't give it to him!
Quiet!
1680
01:37:28,318 --> 01:37:29,753
Stop!
1681
01:37:34,524 --> 01:37:37,496
Take me instead, okay?
1682
01:37:46,071 --> 01:37:47,639
Give me the jewel.
1683
01:37:48,706 --> 01:37:50,038
I can't do that.
1684
01:37:50,040 --> 01:37:51,873
Five.
1685
01:37:51,875 --> 01:37:55,343
Four, three...
I can't give you the jewel.
1686
01:37:55,345 --> 01:37:56,745
Spencer.
Two!
1687
01:37:56,747 --> 01:37:58,781
Because I don't have it!
1688
01:38:06,425 --> 01:38:08,326
Zoology, bitch!
1689
01:38:19,805 --> 01:38:21,737
No, no, no! Don't...
1690
01:38:28,479 --> 01:38:31,181
Douche bag! You suck!
1691
01:38:35,052 --> 01:38:37,422
Elephant.
"Begin the climb."
1692
01:38:40,458 --> 01:38:42,525
Leave her alone!
1693
01:38:42,527 --> 01:38:44,494
Get up there,
I'll get the jewel to you.
1694
01:38:44,496 --> 01:38:45,728
Martha.
Trust me.
1695
01:38:45,730 --> 01:38:47,699
I'll get it to you. Go.
Okay.
1696
01:38:54,706 --> 01:38:56,542
Go, Martha!
1697
01:39:04,015 --> 01:39:05,382
Alex!
1698
01:40:05,511 --> 01:40:07,414
I'll take that.
1699
01:40:19,859 --> 01:40:22,192
Game over.
1700
01:40:32,070 --> 01:40:33,707
I don't think so.
1701
01:40:38,578 --> 01:40:39,913
Venom's my weakness.
1702
01:41:09,842 --> 01:41:10,844
Go, Spencer.
1703
01:41:20,853 --> 01:41:21,923
No.
1704
01:41:33,866 --> 01:41:35,502
Yeah! Wow!
Yeah.
1705
01:41:48,681 --> 01:41:50,148
"Call out its name."
1706
01:41:50,150 --> 01:41:51,283
Call out its name!
1707
01:41:51,285 --> 01:41:53,017
Call out its name, everyone!
1708
01:41:53,019 --> 01:41:54,618
Jumanji!
1709
01:41:54,620 --> 01:41:58,089
Jumanji!
1710
01:42:38,932 --> 01:42:40,998
I think we did it.
I think we won.
1711
01:42:41,000 --> 01:42:42,901
I think we did.
1712
01:42:42,903 --> 01:42:45,070
Guys, it's Nigel.
1713
01:42:45,072 --> 01:42:46,705
Nigel.
1714
01:42:54,882 --> 01:42:57,216
Well done, intrepid adventurers!
1715
01:42:57,218 --> 01:42:58,716
You lifted the curse!
1716
01:42:58,718 --> 01:43:01,019
All of Jumanji thanks you.
1717
01:43:01,021 --> 01:43:02,320
Your work here is done.
1718
01:43:02,322 --> 01:43:05,290
So, sadly,
this is where we part.
1719
01:43:05,292 --> 01:43:07,158
Seaplane McDonough,
1720
01:43:07,160 --> 01:43:08,864
let me shake your hand.
1721
01:43:16,069 --> 01:43:17,572
Alex.
1722
01:43:22,175 --> 01:43:24,611
Adieu, Professor Oberon.
1723
01:43:30,384 --> 01:43:31,986
Later, dude.
1724
01:43:37,991 --> 01:43:39,991
I'll miss you the most,
my little Mouse.
1725
01:43:39,993 --> 01:43:42,096
Get me the hell out of here.
1726
01:43:49,836 --> 01:43:51,871
Farewell, Ruby Roundhouse.
1727
01:43:53,141 --> 01:43:54,739
Wait.
1728
01:43:54,741 --> 01:43:56,711
What if we didn't go back?
1729
01:43:58,211 --> 01:43:59,814
I just...
1730
01:44:00,915 --> 01:44:04,720
I like being like this.
With you.
1731
01:44:05,719 --> 01:44:08,988
Then let's be like this,
1732
01:44:08,990 --> 01:44:10,858
every day.
1733
01:44:12,192 --> 01:44:14,662
Just come home.
1734
01:44:31,713 --> 01:44:33,181
Dr. Bravestone.
1735
01:44:45,460 --> 01:44:48,930
Nigel, I'm ready to go home.
1736
01:44:49,863 --> 01:44:51,800
Farewell, my good man.
1737
01:44:56,737 --> 01:44:58,874
See you later, Bravestone.
1738
01:45:28,936 --> 01:45:30,136
Oh, my God.
1739
01:45:30,138 --> 01:45:33,439
Yes, yes, yes! Yes, yes!
I'm back, baby!
1740
01:45:33,441 --> 01:45:36,176
I will never complain
about my body ever again.
1741
01:45:36,178 --> 01:45:37,476
Oh, thank God.
1742
01:45:37,478 --> 01:45:38,980
Oh, I missed you.
1743
01:45:45,086 --> 01:45:46,188
Where's Alex?
1744
01:46:08,544 --> 01:46:10,846
Wait, look.
1745
01:46:14,282 --> 01:46:15,852
Freak House?
1746
01:46:19,554 --> 01:46:21,222
Do you think...?
1747
01:46:21,224 --> 01:46:23,826
That means, maybe...
1748
01:46:33,969 --> 01:46:35,971
Grandpa!
Hey!
1749
01:46:37,372 --> 01:46:41,074
Come here. Come here.
Oh, that's my girl.
1750
01:46:41,076 --> 01:46:44,377
Hi!
So good to see you.
1751
01:46:44,379 --> 01:46:47,048
Come on. Come on
and say hi to Grandma.
1752
01:46:47,050 --> 01:46:49,149
Alex?
Hey, Dad, when you get a sec,
1753
01:46:49,151 --> 01:46:51,585
could you give us a hand?
Yeah.
1754
01:46:51,587 --> 01:46:54,119
Oh, that is some tree.
1755
01:46:54,121 --> 01:46:57,093
Yeah, it's not too bad.
Yeah.
1756
01:47:01,564 --> 01:47:03,330
Hey, Dad, will you
give me a second?
1757
01:47:03,332 --> 01:47:05,935
Oh, yeah, sure.
I'll be right back.
1758
01:47:20,115 --> 01:47:21,217
Bethany?
1759
01:47:23,652 --> 01:47:26,823
Spencer?
Yeah.
1760
01:47:27,523 --> 01:47:28,589
Ruby Roundhouse?
1761
01:47:32,327 --> 01:47:34,131
And that would make you Fridge.
1762
01:47:38,635 --> 01:47:40,668
I'm stoked to see you.
1763
01:47:40,670 --> 01:47:42,206
All of you.
1764
01:47:43,439 --> 01:47:45,973
You made it back.
Yeah, I did.
1765
01:47:45,975 --> 01:47:48,979
It spit me out
right where I started, so...
1766
01:47:50,279 --> 01:47:51,611
1996.
1767
01:47:51,613 --> 01:47:54,581
And your parents and your house?
1768
01:47:54,583 --> 01:47:57,421
Yeah, they... All good, bro.
1769
01:48:00,989 --> 01:48:03,257
You're an adult now.
1770
01:48:03,259 --> 01:48:04,692
You have a family.
1771
01:48:04,694 --> 01:48:06,626
I do, yeah.
1772
01:48:06,628 --> 01:48:08,629
This is Andy.
1773
01:48:08,631 --> 01:48:10,232
And then my daughter...
1774
01:48:10,234 --> 01:48:13,471
My daughter's name is Bethany.
1775
01:48:16,005 --> 01:48:18,438
We named her after the girl
who saved my life.
1776
01:48:25,382 --> 01:48:27,485
So stoked. Heh.
1777
01:48:47,437 --> 01:48:48,702
Yo.
1778
01:48:48,704 --> 01:48:50,173
Yo.
1779
01:48:51,173 --> 01:48:54,742
You wanna go backpacking?
1780
01:48:54,744 --> 01:48:57,144
Like, in nature?
1781
01:48:57,146 --> 01:49:00,014
Yeah, but, like, somewhere,
like, really amazing.
1782
01:49:00,016 --> 01:49:02,617
Next summer?
What do you think?
1783
01:49:02,619 --> 01:49:05,155
Are you okay?
Hey.
1784
01:49:06,322 --> 01:49:08,254
Oh, um, I'll catch you later.
1785
01:49:08,256 --> 01:49:10,060
I'll see you after class?
1786
01:49:11,061 --> 01:49:13,161
Hey!
Hello.
1787
01:49:13,163 --> 01:49:15,263
Hey.
So, uh, anything...
1788
01:49:15,265 --> 01:49:16,997
interesting happen lately?
1789
01:49:16,999 --> 01:49:19,033
No, I can't think of anything.
1790
01:49:19,035 --> 01:49:20,367
Yeah. Heh.
1791
01:49:20,369 --> 01:49:22,069
Have you guys talked to Martha?
1792
01:49:22,071 --> 01:49:24,571
Oh, I was texting her
this weekend.
1793
01:49:24,573 --> 01:49:27,044
Have you talked to her?
1794
01:49:28,044 --> 01:49:30,046
Hey. There she is.
1795
01:49:35,084 --> 01:49:38,221
Go get that girl,
Dr. Bravestone.
1796
01:49:45,796 --> 01:49:47,162
Hi.
1797
01:49:47,164 --> 01:49:49,331
Hi.
I really...
1798
01:49:49,333 --> 01:49:51,233
I really wanted to call you.
I get it.
1799
01:49:51,235 --> 01:49:53,167
Sorry, I don't know
why I didn't call.
1800
01:49:53,169 --> 01:49:54,502
It's weird being out and,
1801
01:49:54,504 --> 01:49:57,505
not, like, knowing,
like, what's going on and...
1802
01:50:01,311 --> 01:50:02,645
What?
1803
01:50:16,092 --> 01:50:17,561
Smoldering.124810
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