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There's nothing to tell.
It's just some guy I work with.
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You're going out with the guy.
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There has to be something
wrong with him.
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So does he have a hump
and a hairpiece?
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Wait, does he eat chalk?
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I don't want her to go through
what I did with Carl.
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Okay, everybody relax.
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This is not even a date.
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It's just two people going out
to dinner and not having sex.
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Sounds like a date to me.
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I'm in high school,
in the cafeteria..
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and I realize I'm totally naked.
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I've had that dream.
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Then I look down and I realize
there is a phone...
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there.
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- Instead of
- That's right!
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Never had that one.
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All of a sudden,
the phone starts to ring.
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And it turns out it's my mother.
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Which is very, very weird
because she never calls me.
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He says, "Hello,"
I want to kill myself.
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You okay?
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I feel like someone pulled my
intestine out of my mouth...
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and tied it around my neck.
- Cookie?
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Carol moved her stuff out today.
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- Let me get you some coffee.
- Thanks.
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No, don't!
Stop cleansing my aura.
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- Just leave my aura alone, okay?
- Fine, be murky.
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- I'll be fine. I hope she'll be happy.
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No, you don't.
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To hell with her. She left me!
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And you never knew she was a lesbian.
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Why does everyone
keep fixating on that?
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She didn't know.
How should I know?
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Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.
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Did I say that out loud?
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Look, you're feeling
a lot of pain right now.
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You're angry. You're hurting.
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Can I tell you what
the answer is?
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Strip joints!
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See, but I don't want
to be single, okay?
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I just want to be married again.
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And I just want a million dollars!
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Rachel?
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Oh, God, Monica!
Hi! Thank God!
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I went to your building and
this guy with a hammer said...
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...that you might be here and you are.
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-Can I get you some coffee?
-Decaf.
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Everybody, this is Rachel,
another Lincoln High survivor.
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This is everybody.
Chandler and Phoebe..
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...and Joey. And remember
my brother, Ross?
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Sure!
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You want to tell us now, or are we
waiting for four wet bridesmaids?
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Oh, God! Well, it started about
a half-hour before the wedding.
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I was in this room with
all the presents...
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This really gorgeous
Limoges gravy boat.
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When all of a sudden I realize...
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Sweet 'N Low?
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I realized...
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...I was more turned on by
this gravy boat than by Barry.
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And then I really freaked out,
when it hit me:
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How much Barry looks like
Mr. Potato Head.
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I always knew he looked
familiar, but. . . .
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I had to get out of there,
and I started wondering. . .
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. . . ''Why am I doing this?''
and ''Who am I doing this for?''
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I didn't know where to go, and I know
you and I have drifted apart. . .
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. . .but you're the only person
I know in the city.
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Who wasn't asked to the wedding.
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I was kind of hoping that
wouldn't be an issue.
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I guess he bought her
the pipe organ. . .
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. . .and she's really not
happy about it.
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Daddy, I just--
I can't marry him.
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I'm sorry.
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I just don't love him.
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Well, it matters to me!
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She should not be
wearing those pants.
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I say push her down the stairs!
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Push her down the stairs!
Push her down the stairs!
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Come on, Daddy, listen!
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All my life, everyone's
always told me, ''You're a shoe! ''
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''You're a shoe! You're a shoe!
You're a shoe! ''
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I stopped and said,
''What if I don't wanna be a shoe?
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What if I want to be a purse?
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Or a hat?''
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I don't want you to buy me a hat,
I--
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It's a metaphor, Daddy!
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You can see where he'd have trouble.
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Look, Daddy, it's my life.
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Well, maybe I'll just stay
here with Monica.
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I guess we've established
she's staying with Monica.
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Well, maybe that's my decision.
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Well, maybe I don't need your money.
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Wait! Wait! I said maybe!
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Just breathe.
Breathe, that's it.
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Just try to think
of nice, calm things.
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Raindrops on roses
And whiskers on kittens
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Doorbells and sleigh bells
And something with mittens
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La la la something
And noodles with string
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-These are a--
-I'm all better now.
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I helped.
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This is probably for
the best, you know?
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Independence.
Taking control of your life.
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If you need anything,
you can always come to Joey.
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Me and Chandler live across the hall.
And he's away a lot.
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Joey, stop hitting on her!
It's her wedding day.
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What? Like there's
a rule or something?
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Please don't do that again.
It's a horrible sound.
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It's Paul.
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Buzz him in.
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-Who's Paul?
-Paul, the wine guy?
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Maybe.
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Your ''not a real date,''
is with Paul, the wine guy?
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He finally asked you out?
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It's a ''Dear Diary'' moment.
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Rach, I can cancel.
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Oh, God. Please, no.
Go, I'll be fine.
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Ross are you okay?
Do you want me to stay?
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That'd be good.
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-Really?
-Go on! It's Paul, the wine guy!
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Hi, come in! Paul, this is. . .
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. . .everybody.
Everybody, this is Paul.
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-The wine guy.
-I didn't catch your name. Paul?
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Change. Sit down.
Two seconds.
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I just pulled out four eyelashes.
That can't be good.
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Rachel, what are you
up to tonight?
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I was supposed to be headed
for Aruba on my honeymoon. . .
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. . .so, nothing.
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Right. You're not even
getting your honeymoon.
129
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Although, Aruba. This time of year?
Talk about your. . .
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. . .big lizards.
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If you don't feel
like being alone tonight. . .
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. . .Joey and Chandler are
helping me with my furniture.
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And we're very excited about it.
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Thanks. But I'm just gonna
hang out here.
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-It's been a long day.
-Okay. Sure.
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Pheebs, wanna help?
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I wish I could, but I don't want to.
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I'm supposed to attach a bracket-y
thing to the side things. . .
139
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. . .using a bunch of these
little worm guys.
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I have no bracket-y thing.
I see no worm guys whatsoever. . .
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. . .and I cannot feel my legs.
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-Which goes where?
-I have no idea.
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-Done with the bookcase.
-All finished.
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This was Carol's favorite beer.
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She always drank it out of the can.
I should have known.
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Let me ask you a question.
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She got the furniture,
the stereo, the good TV.
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What did you get?
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You guys.
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-You got screwed.
-Oh, my God.
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-Oh, my God.
-I know. I'm such an idiot.
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I should've caught on when she went to
the dentist four and five times a week.
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I mean, how clean can teeth get?
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My brother's going through that.
He's a mess.
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How did you get through it?
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He might try accidentally breaking
something valuable of hers.
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-Say her--
-Leg?
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That's one way of going through it.
Me, I went for the watch.
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You actually broke her watch?
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Barry, I'm sorry.
I am so sorry.
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You probably think it's about making
love with your socks on, but it isn't.
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It's about me.
And I just--
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Machine cut me off again.
Anyway. . . .
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You know what's scary? What if there
is only one woman for everybody?
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I mean, what if you get one
woman, and that's it?
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Unfortunately, in my case,
there was only one woman for her.
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What are you talking about?
One woman.
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00:11:02,984 --> 00:11:05,743
That's like saying there's only
one flavor of ice cream for you.
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Let me tell you something.
There's lots of flavors out there.
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Rocky road, and cookie dough,
and bing cherry vanilla.
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You can get them with jimmies,
or nuts, or whipped cream.
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This is the best thing that
ever happened to you!
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You got married. You were
like, what? Eight?
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Welcome back to the world.
Grab a spoon!
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I honestly don't know
if I'm hungry or horny.
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Then stay out of my freezer.
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Ever since she
walked out on me, I. . . .
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What? What?
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You wanna spell it out with noodles?
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It's more of a fifth date
kind of revelation.
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So there's going to be a fifth date?
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Isn't there?
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Yeah, yeah. I think there is.
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What were you going to say?
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Ever since she left me. . .
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. . .I haven't been able to perform. . .
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. . .sexually.
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Oh, God! Oh, God!
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I'm so sorry.
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Being spit on is probably
not what you need right now.
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How long?
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Two years.
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I'm glad you smashed her watch.
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So you still think you might
want that fifth date?
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Yeah, I do.
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But Joanie loved Chachi.
That's the difference.
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''Grab a spoon. ''
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Do you know long it's been
since I grabbed a spoon?
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Do the words, ''Billy, don't be a
hero,'' mean anything to you?
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You know, here's the thing. Even if
I could get it together enough. . .
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. . .to ask a woman out. . .
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. . .who am I going to ask?
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Isn't this amazing?
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I have never made coffee
before in my life.
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-That is amazing.
-Congratulations.
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If you feel like you gotta make
a Western omelet or something. . . .
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Although, actually
I'm really not that hungry.
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-Good morning.
-Good morning.
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-Morning.
-Morning, Paul.
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-Hello, Paul.
-Hi. Paul, is it?
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Last night was like. . .
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-Thank you so much.
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We'll talk later.
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Thank you.
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That wasn't a real date.
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What the hell do you do
on a real date?
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Shut up and put my table back.
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I've got to get to work.
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If I don't input those numbers,
it doesn't make much of a difference.
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00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:53,308
So, like, you guys all have jobs?
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Yeah, we all have jobs.
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That's how we buy stuff.
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Yeah, I'm an actor.
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Have I seen you in anything?
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I doubt it.
Mostly regional work.
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Unless you happen to catch the
Wee One's production of Pinocchio...
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''Look, Geppeto. I'm a real live boy. ''
228
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I will not take this abuse.
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You're right. I'm sorry..
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Once I was a wooden boy
A little wooden boy
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How are you doing today?
You sleep okay?
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Did you talk to Barry?
I can't stop smiling.
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I see that. You look like you
slept with a hanger in your mouth.
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I know. He's just so--
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Remember you and Tony De Marco?
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Well, it's like that.
With feelings.
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-Are you in trouble!
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I'm going to get up, go to work,
and not think about him all day.
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Or else I'm just going
to get up and go to work.
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-Wish me luck!
-What for?
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I'm gonna go get one
of those job things.
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-Hey, Monica.
-Hey, Franny. Welcome back.
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How was Florida?
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You had sex, didn't you?
245
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How do you do that?
246
00:16:24,909 --> 00:16:26,431
So, who?
247
00:16:26,933 --> 00:16:28,212
You know Paul?
248
00:16:28,864 --> 00:16:30,094
Paul, the wine guy?
249
00:16:30,896 --> 00:16:32,040
Yeah, I know Paul.
250
00:16:34,142 --> 00:16:36,636
You mean, you know Paul
like I know Paul?
251
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Are you kidding?
I take credit for Paul.
252
00:16:39,519 --> 00:16:42,770
Before me, there was no snap in his
turtle for two years.
253
00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:47,790
Of course it was a line.
254
00:16:49,621 --> 00:16:51,494
Why? Why would anybody
do something like that?
255
00:16:52,071 --> 00:16:54,703
We're looking for an answer
more sophisticated than. . .
256
00:16:55,221 --> 00:16:56,383
. . . ''To get you into bed. ''
257
00:16:58,308 --> 00:16:59,497
Is it me?
258
00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:03,408
Is it like I have some sort of
beacon that only dogs. . .
259
00:17:03,681 --> 00:17:05,359
. . .and men with emotional
problems can hear?
260
00:17:06,266 --> 00:17:07,752
Come here.
Give me your feet.
261
00:17:15,064 --> 00:17:16,898
I just thought he was
nice, you know?
262
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I can't believe you
didn't know it was a line.
263
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Guess what?
264
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-You got a job?
-Are you kidding?
265
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I'm trained for nothing.
266
00:17:33,239 --> 00:17:34,473
I was laughed out of 12 interviews.
267
00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:36,760
You're surprisingly upbeat.
268
00:17:37,046 --> 00:17:39,875
You would be too if you found
Joan and David boots on sale. . .
269
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. . .50% percent off.
270
00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:44,471
How well you know me.
271
00:17:45,734 --> 00:17:47,994
They're my, ''I don't need
a job or my parents.
272
00:17:48,305 --> 00:17:49,633
I've got great boots,'' boots.
273
00:17:51,385 --> 00:17:53,505
-How did you pay for them?
-Credit card.
274
00:17:54,294 --> 00:17:55,522
And who pays for that?
275
00:17:56,940 --> 00:17:58,191
My father.
276
00:18:00,593 --> 00:18:02,630
You can't live off your parents.
277
00:18:03,036 --> 00:18:05,867
I know that. That's why
I was getting married.
278
00:18:06,887 --> 00:18:09,473
Give her a break. It's hard being
on your own for the first time.
279
00:18:09,908 --> 00:18:11,540
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
280
00:18:11,987 --> 00:18:14,122
When I first came to
this city, I was 1 4.
281
00:18:14,352 --> 00:18:16,613
My mom had killed herself
and my stepdad was in prison.
282
00:18:17,169 --> 00:18:19,232
And I got here,
and I didn't know anybody.
283
00:18:19,654 --> 00:18:23,963
I ended up living with this albino
guy who was cleaning windshields.
284
00:18:24,143 --> 00:18:27,629
And then he killed himself.
285
00:18:27,999 --> 00:18:31,491
Then I found aromatherapy. Believe
me, I know exactly how you feel.
286
00:18:35,001 --> 00:18:36,381
The word you're looking for is:
287
00:18:37,966 --> 00:18:39,635
''Anyway. . . . ''
288
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:44,733
You ready?
289
00:18:45,007 --> 00:18:46,059
-I don't think so.
290
00:18:46,237 --> 00:18:51,391
Cut, cut, cut.
291
00:18:54,906 --> 00:18:57,025
Welcome to the real world!
292
00:18:57,426 --> 00:18:59,119
It sucks.
You're gonna love it.
293
00:19:06,239 --> 00:19:07,509
That's it.
294
00:19:08,927 --> 00:19:10,130
You gonna crash on the couch?
295
00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:13,012
-No, I gotta go home sometime.
-Are you gonna be okay?
296
00:19:15,675 --> 00:19:17,618
Look what I just
found on the floor.
297
00:19:19,613 --> 00:19:20,756
What?
298
00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:22,879
That's Paul's watch.
299
00:19:23,538 --> 00:19:25,165
You can just put it back
where you found it.
300
00:19:26,919 --> 00:19:28,302
Oh, boy! All right.
301
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:30,516
-Good night, everybody.
-Good night.
302
00:19:41,887 --> 00:19:43,155
-I'm sorry.
-No!
303
00:19:44,693 --> 00:19:45,525
-No, have it, really.
-Split it?
304
00:19:50,755 --> 00:19:53,718
You probably didn't know this,
but back in high school I had. . .
305
00:19:54,842 --> 00:19:55,703
. . .a major crush on you.
306
00:19:57,742 --> 00:19:58,664
I knew.
307
00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:00,143
You did?
308
00:20:01,946 --> 00:20:04,695
I figured you thought I was
Monica's geeky older brother.
309
00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:06,399
I did.
310
00:20:12,074 --> 00:20:12,979
Listen, do you think--
311
00:20:13,618 --> 00:20:17,149
And try not to let my vulnerability
become any kind of a factor here.
312
00:20:19,141 --> 00:20:20,487
Do you think it would be okay if
I asked you out sometime, maybe?
313
00:20:26,021 --> 00:20:26,976
Maybe.
314
00:20:35,051 --> 00:20:36,169
Okay, maybe I will.
315
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:41,963
-Good night.
-Good night.
316
00:20:56,252 --> 00:20:57,252
See you.
317
00:20:59,235 --> 00:21:00,171
Wait, wait.
318
00:21:00,784 --> 00:21:01,935
What's with you?
319
00:21:03,872 --> 00:21:05,509
I just grabbed a spoon.
320
00:21:14,452 --> 00:21:15,923
I can't believe what
I'm hearing.
321
00:21:16,201 --> 00:21:17,558
I can't believe what
I'm hearing.
322
00:21:17,930 --> 00:21:19,697
-What? I said you had--
-What? I said you had--
323
00:21:21,025 --> 00:21:21,885
Would you stop?
324
00:21:22,610 --> 00:21:23,633
Was I doing it again?
325
00:21:25,934 --> 00:21:27,479
Would anybody like more coffee?
326
00:21:30,241 --> 00:21:31,847
Did you make it?
327
00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:34,910
-I'm just serving it.
-I'll have a cup of coffee.
328
00:21:36,018 --> 00:21:37,611
Kids, new dream.
329
00:21:37,941 --> 00:21:39,132
I'm in Las Vegas.
330
00:21:39,325 --> 00:21:40,458
I'm Liza Minnelli.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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