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*
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( bloodcurdling scream )
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*
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( door opens and closes )
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( staggering )
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* It was a lonely night,
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* The feeling in the air
was turning, *
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* Oh, baby take my hand
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*
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* and close,
close your eyes, *
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* I'll lead...
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( gasps )
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* lead the way
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* the way to an end
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( laboured breathing )
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* I know what I want you to,
to do to me, *
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( laboured breathing )
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* I know what I want you to,
to do to me, *
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*
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* Come on, come on
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* come on, come on
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* just take my hand
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( closes car door )
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( low growling )
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Oh no... why am I so high?
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( footsteps outside )
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( fearful moaning )
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*
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( low heavy breathing )
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*
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( screaming )
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No, no, no! No, no!
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No!
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( cocks gun )
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( screams )
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( gun shot )
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( whimpering )
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( sobbing )
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* I know what I want you to,
to do to me, *
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What the fuck?!
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( horn honking )
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( snarling )
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( horn honking )
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(horn honking )
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( snarling and feeding sounds )
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*
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* Come on, come on, *
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* Come on, come on, *
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* Just take my hand. *
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* take my hand. *
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*
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* I know what I want you
to do to me *
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( arguing fades in )
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...so what, now he needs...
his friends?
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Yeah!
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He fuckin' does!
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Want me to send you a
fucking list of people
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he can hang out with, Shane?
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Maybe.
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I'm sure he doesn't approve
of all the time
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you spend with Mary.
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Oh!
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Now we're going there?
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I thought we talked
about this.
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Now we wanna talk about
fucking Mar.
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How many fucking times do you
wanna talk about fucking Mary?
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I want to talk about Mary until
we get to the bottom of it!
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That was bullshit,
you know that!
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( message alert )
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( message alert )
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Yo, Jay!
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Jason, yo.
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You got my text, right?
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You got- it was a dick.
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Yeah.
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You got that, right?
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Yeah, I got it.
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Ok. Get in.
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( bumps head )
Ow!
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What's up, big Jay?
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Hey, Mr. Slade.
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Hi, Miss Lisa.
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Hey.
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Hey Summer.
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You know, why do you always
wait outside
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when we come and pick you up?
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You never let me in your house.
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Are you- are you embarrassed
of me or something?
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Like, what if I have to pee,
man?
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No, man.
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I just- you know, my house
is a trashy piece of ding dong.
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No, my house is a way
trashier piece of ding dong.
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There's no way, man.
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Yeah, no, 'cause we're way
poorer than you-
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Hey, Colin, come on.
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We're not that poor.
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And stop saying "ding dong".
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You sound super lame.
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Hey, there we go.
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Ha ha!
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Jesus Christ, Roger!
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Don't text and drive, dad!
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I got it!
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I'm not texting, ok?
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I'm checking my emails.
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Alright, guys.
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Let's go eat.
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Summer, wake up
your brother.
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Ok.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, come on, honey.
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The Hilltop Diner I'm sure
is good enough
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for your distinguished palate.
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Yeah, Lisa, I hear that they
serve their chicken nuggets
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with caviar.
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Mmm, nuggets.
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Eh, I'm not hungry.
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Sure you don't want
somethin'?
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Yeah, a top off.
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Nobody likes a morning drunk,
Lisa.
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Nobody likes a smart-ass,
Summer.
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I like morning drunk Lisa.
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I'm on vaycay mode.
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Great catch, dad.
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I hate you.
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Be quick.
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( snaps photo )
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Yeah.
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I'm gonna post that.
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What'd you say?
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I said "great catch".
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And "I hate you".
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( door opens )
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Oh, wow.
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Check out all the missing bros.
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I mean, ugh.
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One dude called himself "Gator".
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What a dick.
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Come on, Colin.
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Don't be an asshole.
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Those guys are missing.
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Dad, did you crack a window
open for Lisa?
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Don't disrespect your maybe
future stepmom, please.
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Ugh.
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Oh, seriously dad,
don't settle.
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What? She's nice.
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Yeah, but so was Dolores
and Denise...
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And Shannon and Lily.
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Yes, and Michelle, too.
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Michelle.
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Oh, yeah, Michelle.
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She was hot.
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She was super hot.
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Really hot.
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I blew that one.
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I blew it.
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Yeah, it sucks.
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And what can I get ya?
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Oh, hi.
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Uh, yeah.
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We will start off with uh,
maybe some bigger menus.
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( dry laugh )
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Ok.
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Uh, can I get some coffee?
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You know, com- don't listen
to him.
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He's making me sound like
I'm an irresponsible parent.
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We'll just get four beers,
please.
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( silence )
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Nope, still nothing.
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I'll get the Trucker's Breakfast
please and thank you.
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Uh, salad, please.
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Uh, can I get toast and jam,
please?
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Uh, can I just get some
eggs and shit?
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Colin, come on.
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Can I have some eggs
and shit, please?
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Eggs and shit
coming right up.
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Thank you.
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Shouldn't take too long.
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That's- you wanna
take those?
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No?
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Ok, we'll just leave them.
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So, guys, who's excited,
huh?
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Camping trip?
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I'm excited.
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Going to a cabin.
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We're gonna act
like rednecks,
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or people who don't trust
the government, huh?
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You already don't.
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I know I don't, yeah.
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So, Jay?
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Not excited?
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Your dad doesn't take you
camping or something?
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No, my dad's not really
the camping type, Mr. Slade.
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Yeah, 'cause your dad's more
of the dick-sucking type, right?
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( smack )
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Stop!
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Woah, Colin, too much. Uh uh.
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No, I mean, that's what
Jason says
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and Jay knows I'm just
messin' with him.
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That's how we roll.
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What, you act like a little
douche and then Jason
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politely takes it?
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Hey, I don't just take it.
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You kinda do, Jay.
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Yeah, you kinda do,
Jay, honestly.
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You need to toughen up
a little bit, you know?
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Start with a power five,
you know?
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See, a power five.
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Like this, come on.
Power five!
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Like that.
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We'll work on it.
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We'll work on it
this weekend.
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Or you could just be super
butchy like Summer.
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Hey, shut up, pube-head.
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Uh uh, stop it.
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Stop what?
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Stop wasting food, Colin.
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Ketchup is not food,
Ronald Reagan.
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00:11:08,170 --> 00:11:09,010
Ok, stop it now-
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00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:09,980
Ooooh!
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Guys, come on!
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( laughing )
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Oh man!
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Shit, Colin!
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Colin, enough. Seriously.
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Summer, language.
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Jason, bathroom.
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I'm sorry about that, Jay.
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That was super trashy of me.
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What?
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It was funny.
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Uh uh.
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What?
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Nope!
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Ok, alright.
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Put it down!
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Ok, just leave the condiments
alone.
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00:11:30,260 --> 00:11:31,230
Please.
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I swear both of you are adopted,
you know that?
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( laughing ) That's some funny
shit, dude.
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00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:37,900
Seriously, you should come
by my dad's cottage.
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You know, I'm gonna start
my own business-
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Blue chips, paint chips, stocks.
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Yeah.
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00:11:42,070 --> 00:11:42,540
Yeah, we like to go
to the casino-
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Paint chip stocks?
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Yeah.
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Seriously, you should
come to my dad's cottage,
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it is so chill.
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Hot tub.
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So. Chill.
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Um...
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excuse me, I need to...
get through...
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Hey! Hey, broskis!
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Can you let the kid through,
please?
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Dude.
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I think that kid just got
his first period.
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What a fine young woman
you've become.
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( chuckles )
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Sweetie, don't let the big bad
bros scare ya.
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They might look pretty
but they ain't that smart.
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I like you guys better drunk
and quiet.
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The more you drink the less you
talk and the more I like you.
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Hear that, bro?
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She thinks we're pretty.
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Why don't you go get the rest
of that taken care of, sweetie?
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Alright, thanks.
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I'll just...
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Yeah, let's get lit!
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Don't forget to thank
the nice lady, Jason.
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Don't forget to ask your friend
for a tampon, Jason.
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( laughing )
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( door slides open )
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I had coffee.
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I saved you some sausages.
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You like sausages, don't
you, Lisa?
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Colin.
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00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:02,880
Yeah.
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Of course she likes sausages.
280
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,680
( laughing )
281
00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,360
We're talking about penises.
282
00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:04,440
Couldn't find somewhere further,
could you?
283
00:14:06,350 --> 00:14:07,190
Seriously, Roger.
284
00:14:07,210 --> 00:14:08,710
Yeah, seriously, dad.
285
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:09,590
It's the cheapest place
286
00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:10,620
that I could find on Craigslist,
alright?
287
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,710
You think that I can
afford a place that is not
288
00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:15,720
in the middle of nowhere
or potentially dangerous?
289
00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:18,020
Hey, you picked him.
290
00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:20,170
He's my dad so I have
to like him.
291
00:14:20,190 --> 00:14:21,590
You guys are bonding.
292
00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:25,000
That makes me feel
all warm inside.
293
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,430
Don't settle, Lisa.
294
00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:35,640
It's nice being out of the city,
eh, Summer?
295
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:38,550
Touching nature.
296
00:14:38,580 --> 00:14:41,320
Being able to be in touch
with nature.
297
00:14:41,350 --> 00:14:42,620
Yeah, Jay.
298
00:14:42,650 --> 00:14:44,090
You can touch nature
all you want, there, buddy.
299
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:45,560
No, I just meant...
300
00:14:45,590 --> 00:14:47,790
it's nice to spend time
and uh...
301
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,350
can I grab your bag for you?
302
00:14:49,390 --> 00:14:50,660
Knock yourself out,
boy scout.
303
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,090
( groans )
304
00:14:55,230 --> 00:14:57,100
This place looks like
a murder cabin.
305
00:14:58,170 --> 00:14:59,570
Jay, you should keep
my sister close
306
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,310
so she can protect you.
307
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,100
( weak laugh )
308
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,330
You know, it doesn't say
it in the instructions
309
00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:08,140
but I mean there's gotta be
a hidden key
310
00:15:08,180 --> 00:15:11,150
around here somewhere,
right?
311
00:15:11,180 --> 00:15:12,520
High-tech security.
312
00:15:12,550 --> 00:15:13,790
Safe.
313
00:15:13,810 --> 00:15:14,880
Shotgun the best room!
314
00:15:14,910 --> 00:15:17,180
You can't shotgun what you
can't see, dumb-ass.
315
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:18,120
Nyuuuh.
316
00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:18,980
Ok, watch the booze, Rog.
317
00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:21,690
I am not spending a week
in here sober.
318
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,320
( snorts )
319
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:25,060
Women. Am I right, big guy?
320
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,360
( chuckles )
321
00:15:27,390 --> 00:15:28,790
Let me help you
with that.
322
00:15:31,860 --> 00:15:33,060
Oh.
323
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:35,730
This is nice.
324
00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:37,180
Dad, this place sucks.
325
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,170
What're you talking about?
326
00:15:38,210 --> 00:15:39,780
It's cozy in here.
327
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,500
Where's Lisa?
328
00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:44,540
Oh, Lisa's gone.
329
00:15:44,580 --> 00:15:45,650
What do you mean,
she's gone?
330
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,220
( snaps photo )
331
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,490
She get a ca- oh,
you're joking.
332
00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:49,550
Ha.
333
00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:50,110
Funny.
334
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,080
Just up there, Jason.
335
00:15:58,790 --> 00:16:00,720
( blows trumpet )
336
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,770
Thanks for dropping
my bags off.
337
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,340
Oh, yeah, no, that was...
338
00:16:14,370 --> 00:16:15,300
that was no problem,
Summer.
339
00:16:15,340 --> 00:16:19,140
I was just uh... just happy
I could help.
340
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,410
You know, I've seen the way
you look at me.
341
00:16:25,690 --> 00:16:27,630
You're like 14 or something?
342
00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:33,220
Adorable.
343
00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,260
But weird.
344
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,760
Adorable is good, right?
345
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:42,800
Nah.
346
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,600
You blew it, man.
347
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:48,180
Oh, I shotgun this bed,
by the way.
348
00:16:49,810 --> 00:16:51,280
If you forgot the white
tequila, Roger,
349
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:52,570
I swear to God...
350
00:16:52,610 --> 00:16:54,240
Come on,
my little fortune cookie,
351
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,840
I'd never forget the white gold.
352
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:58,510
Oh, dad, sweet racism.
353
00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:00,420
What?
354
00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:01,480
Was I racist?
355
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,420
( laughs )
356
00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:05,220
( yawns )
357
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,870
I'm gonna explore.
You two coming?
358
00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:11,370
Hmm, spend more time
with my lame sister?
359
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:12,640
Yeah, sure, we'll go.
360
00:17:12,670 --> 00:17:13,270
Ok.
361
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,930
Dad, Lisa, we're leaving!
362
00:17:14,970 --> 00:17:15,910
Ok, later.
363
00:17:15,940 --> 00:17:18,380
Babe, pay attention to me!
364
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:58,410
Wow, you must be a really
good pitcher, Summer.
365
00:17:58,450 --> 00:17:59,980
I play first base.
366
00:18:00,010 --> 00:18:04,880
So, uh... your parents like
to party, huh?
367
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,230
Lisa's not my mom.
But yeah, they do.
368
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:08,250
Yours?
369
00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:11,720
Um... yeah, no, they party
all the time.
370
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:12,900
They're, like, super trashy.
371
00:18:12,930 --> 00:18:16,630
Ok, dude, don't try to hit
on my sister in front of me.
372
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,690
I wasn't hitting on your
sister, man.
373
00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:20,730
She's not even really
my type.
374
00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:24,880
Really? Why is that?
375
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:33,240
Well, uh... you walk weird,
and um...
376
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,810
uh, your hair is too messy
377
00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:43,360
and, uh, you can be mean
sometimes and, uh...
378
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:44,490
well, your family is-
379
00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:46,520
Messed up?
380
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:47,400
That's not what I meant-
381
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:48,430
To say?
382
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,790
Look, I'm messing with you,
Jason.
383
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,360
You really gotta loosen up,
man.
384
00:18:58,740 --> 00:19:01,780
My family's messed up, too,
you know.
385
00:19:01,810 --> 00:19:04,280
( laughs )
386
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,610
Strike two, playa.
387
00:19:40,950 --> 00:19:42,690
Yooooo!
388
00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:46,480
Check it out!
389
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,660
Woah.
390
00:19:47,690 --> 00:19:49,530
Maybe a deer died here
or something.
391
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:50,760
Yeah, it's pretty sweet.
392
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,520
This would be good for
LARP Camp next week.
393
00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:59,630
Uh, yeah, about that live action
role play thing next week...
394
00:19:59,670 --> 00:20:05,580
well, I mean, it's really more
of a seminar.
395
00:20:05,610 --> 00:20:09,780
But, uh, I don't even know
if I can go or whatever.
396
00:20:09,810 --> 00:20:11,920
Oh, 'cause you wanna go
on a date with my sister?
397
00:20:11,940 --> 00:20:12,870
Dude.
398
00:20:12,910 --> 00:20:13,780
No way, man.
399
00:20:13,810 --> 00:20:15,810
I mean, she could come
to LARP camp too,
400
00:20:15,850 --> 00:20:19,620
but I mean, she would
make a great demon cow.
401
00:20:19,650 --> 00:20:20,920
Whatever, man.
402
00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:23,080
Ugliest, nastiest demon cow.
403
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:23,720
Woah.
404
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:24,660
Ever.
405
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:27,390
Well, I mean, she's-
she's not that ugly.
406
00:20:27,430 --> 00:20:28,470
Dude.
407
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:29,530
Gross.
408
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,590
Hey! Dungeons and Dildos,
let's keep moving!
409
00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:32,790
We were just, you know-
410
00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:35,360
Dude. Who cares?
411
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,530
Whatever you're showing us
better be better
412
00:21:12,570 --> 00:21:14,640
than playing
with bones in the woods.
413
00:21:14,670 --> 00:21:15,870
Ok, Summer?
414
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,180
Fuck.
415
00:21:26,220 --> 00:21:27,990
Oh, ok.
416
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:30,490
A shitty old house with a bunch
of shitty old cars.
417
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:32,190
Fuck off, Colin.
418
00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:33,820
Sweet.
419
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:36,770
Oh, uh, guys?
420
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,540
I think this is
private property.
421
00:21:38,570 --> 00:21:40,140
Yeah, be more of a wuss,
Jason.
422
00:21:40,170 --> 00:21:42,010
Girls love that stuff.
423
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:44,830
Shotgun!
424
00:21:50,010 --> 00:21:51,120
Ugh!
425
00:21:52,810 --> 00:21:53,640
( sniffs )
426
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:54,310
Ugh!
427
00:21:54,350 --> 00:21:55,090
It friggin' stinks in here!
428
00:21:55,110 --> 00:21:56,580
Hey.
429
00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:57,660
Summer!
430
00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,950
I don't- I really don't think
we should be here.
431
00:21:59,990 --> 00:22:01,990
Are you scared of guard dogs
or something?
432
00:22:03,020 --> 00:22:05,150
Um... yeah.
433
00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:06,590
Aren't you?
434
00:22:08,090 --> 00:22:09,160
No.
435
00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:12,030
Well, good. I feel
safer already.
436
00:22:12,060 --> 00:22:13,760
Yo, what is all this shit?
437
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,430
Hey guys, come here!
438
00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:18,100
Oh, Colin, get outta there.
439
00:22:19,140 --> 00:22:20,650
Ugh.
440
00:22:20,670 --> 00:22:21,140
Oh, gross.
441
00:22:21,170 --> 00:22:22,040
I'm gonna barf!
442
00:22:22,070 --> 00:22:22,900
Oh, god.
443
00:22:22,940 --> 00:22:23,470
It smells like your room.
444
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:24,240
Come on, let's bounce.
445
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:24,980
Fuck you.
446
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,570
Yeah, no, that's
a great idea.
447
00:22:26,610 --> 00:22:27,610
Yeah.
448
00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:30,090
Yo, wait!
449
00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:32,520
There's mad bling up
in this barrel!
450
00:22:32,550 --> 00:22:34,520
Hey, that might actually be
worth something.
451
00:22:34,550 --> 00:22:36,680
Hey, fuck you!
That's mine!
452
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,120
You're such a pussy, Colin.
453
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,100
Hey, shut up. That's sexist.
454
00:22:39,130 --> 00:22:42,230
You're such a... you're such
a penis, Summer.
455
00:22:42,260 --> 00:22:43,160
Guys.
456
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,900
Guys, we should get the heck
outta here.
457
00:22:44,930 --> 00:22:47,760
There's, like... melted watches
and cell phones
458
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,160
and crap in here, too.
459
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:49,960
Oh, shit.
460
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:50,930
See that?
461
00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:53,270
( vehicle approaches )
462
00:22:53,310 --> 00:22:54,780
Let's go.
463
00:22:58,550 --> 00:22:59,950
We're gonna get arrested!
464
00:22:59,980 --> 00:23:00,720
Arrested?
465
00:23:00,750 --> 00:23:02,750
We're gonna get freakin'
murdered!
466
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:08,250
( whispers ) Ok, go.
467
00:23:08,290 --> 00:23:09,760
Come on, go, go, go, go.
468
00:23:19,670 --> 00:23:21,510
Is this where the party is?
469
00:23:27,110 --> 00:23:30,010
We are gonna get so turn't.
470
00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:32,270
What's with all the cars?
471
00:23:32,310 --> 00:23:34,110
What are you, like, a
mechanic or something?
472
00:23:35,850 --> 00:23:37,720
That'd be kinda hot.
473
00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:45,720
Thanks- thanks for driving,
lady, 'cause uh...
474
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,200
we're so wasted.
475
00:23:47,230 --> 00:23:48,970
( laughing )
476
00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:52,930
Ok, can we go?!
477
00:23:52,970 --> 00:23:53,770
Nah, dude.
478
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,800
This place's gonna have
a threesome.
479
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:57,910
Colin, you don't even know
what that means.
480
00:23:57,940 --> 00:23:59,340
It's 2017, Summer.
481
00:23:59,370 --> 00:24:01,570
Everybody knows
what everything means.
482
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,610
You're gonna get us shot!
483
00:24:11,650 --> 00:24:15,650
( inside ) So, like... where
are we gonna do this thing?
484
00:24:17,390 --> 00:24:21,830
'Cause full offense, lady,
this house is creepy.
485
00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:24,660
What's with all
the unicorn stuff?
486
00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:26,940
I know we may not look it
but we're real artists
487
00:24:26,970 --> 00:24:28,640
in the bedroom.
488
00:24:28,670 --> 00:24:30,110
You don't-
489
00:24:30,140 --> 00:24:31,810
you guys think dad has
ever had a threesome?
490
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,950
God, shut up, Colin.
491
00:24:33,970 --> 00:24:39,970
( soft music begins )
***
492
00:24:40,010 --> 00:24:43,210
I did stunts in a movie once.
493
00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:47,260
*
494
00:24:47,290 --> 00:24:51,830
Ooh, hello sexy.
495
00:24:51,860 --> 00:24:54,230
To good times and
awesome strangers.
496
00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:55,720
Woo!
497
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,990
* Oh baby take my hand,
498
00:24:58,030 --> 00:25:00,160
*
499
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:07,710
* and close,
close your eyes... *
500
00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:10,400
You don't, uh, dance, lady?
501
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:11,340
( laughs )
502
00:25:11,380 --> 00:25:12,080
Shut up, Colin!
503
00:25:12,110 --> 00:25:12,970
Shut up, Summer!
504
00:25:13,010 --> 00:25:13,470
Fuck you!
505
00:25:13,510 --> 00:25:14,980
Frig off, Summer!
506
00:25:15,010 --> 00:25:18,950
*
507
00:25:18,990 --> 00:25:24,800
* I know what
I want you to, *
508
00:25:24,820 --> 00:25:26,790
* to do for me,
509
00:25:26,830 --> 00:25:28,270
It's go time.
510
00:25:28,290 --> 00:25:30,960
( chuckles )
511
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,740
* I know what
I want you to, *
512
00:25:32,770 --> 00:25:33,770
( thud )
513
00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:38,230
That's messed up, bro.
514
00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:40,840
( laughs )
515
00:25:40,870 --> 00:25:42,000
*
516
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,170
* Come on, come on,
517
00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:47,310
* Come on, come on,
518
00:25:48,210 --> 00:25:50,010
Guys, can we go do,
519
00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:52,820
like, literally anything else?
520
00:25:52,850 --> 00:25:53,650
No.
521
00:25:55,050 --> 00:25:56,250
Uh...
522
00:25:56,290 --> 00:25:58,830
*
523
00:25:58,860 --> 00:26:00,970
the fuck...?
524
00:26:06,330 --> 00:26:08,430
Whaaat?
525
00:26:08,470 --> 00:26:12,040
*
526
00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:15,240
* I'm hearing,
527
00:26:15,270 --> 00:26:18,170
* your chest is beating,
528
00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:24,810
* Oh baby, take my hand,
529
00:26:24,850 --> 00:26:32,820
* and close,
close your eyes... *
530
00:26:32,860 --> 00:26:33,530
Guys.
531
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,030
Guys, I think she drugged them.
532
00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:35,960
No, no.
533
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000
I mean... maybe they're
just really drunk.
534
00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:42,400
I mean, dad passes out
all the time, right?
535
00:26:42,430 --> 00:26:44,730
Wha- where are you going?
536
00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:45,430
Summer!
537
00:26:45,470 --> 00:26:48,040
Summer! Summer!
538
00:26:48,070 --> 00:26:49,070
Fuck!
539
00:26:52,540 --> 00:26:56,210
( muffled thumps )
540
00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:58,020
Guys.
541
00:26:58,050 --> 00:26:58,510
Shhh!
542
00:26:58,550 --> 00:27:00,510
Guys.
543
00:27:00,550 --> 00:27:03,050
( inside ) Oh, fuck!
544
00:27:03,090 --> 00:27:06,130
Hey, kids, I got something
for ya.
545
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:09,400
Clinton, Alicia,
time for breakfast.
546
00:27:09,430 --> 00:27:11,200
Can we please go?
547
00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:18,930
( door opens )
548
00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:31,950
( music continues )
***
549
00:27:31,980 --> 00:27:33,450
Alicia!
550
00:27:33,490 --> 00:27:35,430
It's time for breakfast.
551
00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:45,830
Can we go?
552
00:27:45,870 --> 00:27:46,500
Shut up.
553
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:51,340
What the hell?!
554
00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:52,000
What the hell?!
555
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:53,210
What the hell?!
556
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,350
What the hell?!
557
00:27:54,370 --> 00:27:54,870
I wanna see.
558
00:27:54,910 --> 00:27:55,810
No, Colin, let's go!
559
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:56,340
Come on, let's go.
560
00:27:56,380 --> 00:27:56,780
Please.
561
00:27:56,810 --> 00:27:57,550
No, you saw it.
562
00:27:57,580 --> 00:27:58,820
You wanted to save
these bros.
563
00:28:00,010 --> 00:28:01,040
Colin!
564
00:28:05,050 --> 00:28:07,180
( starts feeding )
565
00:28:07,220 --> 00:28:09,530
( gasping )
566
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:10,430
Come on! Let's go!
567
00:28:10,460 --> 00:28:11,860
Now!
568
00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:19,030
Summer!
569
00:28:19,970 --> 00:28:20,570
Summer!
570
00:28:21,430 --> 00:28:22,200
Colin!
571
00:28:22,230 --> 00:28:23,030
Summer!
572
00:28:23,070 --> 00:28:24,140
Colin!
573
00:28:24,170 --> 00:28:25,300
What did you see?!
574
00:28:26,570 --> 00:28:27,500
What did you see?!
575
00:28:28,510 --> 00:28:29,380
Blood! Eating!
576
00:28:29,410 --> 00:28:31,280
She killed them!
577
00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:32,210
Fuck.
578
00:28:35,350 --> 00:28:36,620
( glass shatters )
579
00:28:36,650 --> 00:28:38,290
What the hell'd
you do that for?!
580
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,360
What do you mean?
581
00:28:39,390 --> 00:28:40,160
I just saved the other
dude's life!
582
00:28:40,190 --> 00:28:41,390
How?
583
00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:43,020
Well, now she knows that someone
else is out here
584
00:28:43,060 --> 00:28:45,030
and saw everything.
585
00:28:45,060 --> 00:28:47,830
And that she should murder us
to tie up loose ends?!
586
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,140
Well... I thought you were
gonna throw a rock, too!
587
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,160
Guys!
588
00:29:00,110 --> 00:29:00,580
Let's go!
589
00:29:00,610 --> 00:29:01,850
Go!
590
00:29:10,420 --> 00:29:11,490
You're such a little prick,
Colin!
591
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:12,560
This is all your fault!
592
00:29:12,580 --> 00:29:13,480
How is this my fault?
593
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,590
"Oh, those playas gonna
have a threesome!"
594
00:29:15,620 --> 00:29:17,950
How was I supposed to know
she's a bro-drugging psycho?
595
00:29:17,990 --> 00:29:19,190
I'm not fucking psychic!
596
00:29:19,230 --> 00:29:20,530
Oh yeah, but you're
bloody stupid!
597
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:21,930
Yeah, and you're
a bloody bitch!
598
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,120
No wonder mom left!
599
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:23,560
Guys!
600
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:24,240
Fuck you!
601
00:29:24,260 --> 00:29:24,960
( struggling )
602
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:25,470
Guys!
603
00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:26,300
What?!
604
00:29:26,330 --> 00:29:27,230
Listen to me!
605
00:29:27,270 --> 00:29:29,540
Chances are that woman,
606
00:29:29,570 --> 00:29:31,480
she probably knows these woods
better than we do.
607
00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:34,470
We're not safe until we tell
your parents what happened.
608
00:29:34,510 --> 00:29:39,220
So apologize now
and let's go.
609
00:29:39,250 --> 00:29:40,320
Or don't.
610
00:29:40,350 --> 00:29:43,350
Either way, we should
still get going.
611
00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:47,950
Ok, good.
612
00:29:47,990 --> 00:29:48,660
Let's go.
613
00:29:48,690 --> 00:29:50,390
Let's go, ok?
614
00:30:02,430 --> 00:30:05,000
( turns lock )
615
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:15,050
( suspense music )
616
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:25,120
( suspense music )
617
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:35,060
( suspense music )
618
00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:45,140
( suspense music )
619
00:30:45,140 --> 00:30:59,020
( suspense music )
620
00:30:59,060 --> 00:31:04,070
( feeding )
621
00:31:08,330 --> 00:31:11,300
( slurping and snarling )
622
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:23,040
You got any 8's?
623
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:25,310
Go fish.
624
00:31:25,350 --> 00:31:27,210
It's your lucky day, cowgirl.
625
00:31:27,250 --> 00:31:30,050
( chuckles )
626
00:31:32,790 --> 00:31:35,120
You got any 4's?
627
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:37,620
Mmm...
628
00:31:37,660 --> 00:31:38,530
nope.
629
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,060
Go fish.
630
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,700
Caught a big one.
631
00:31:45,740 --> 00:31:46,680
Well, well, well.
632
00:31:46,710 --> 00:31:47,410
Start-
633
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:48,210
Dad! Dad!
634
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,800
Oh, shit!
635
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:50,640
Dad, there's a psycho bitch!
636
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:52,820
( clamouring )
637
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,310
Lisa and I, we were just um...
638
00:31:54,350 --> 00:31:55,590
Playing Go Fish Foreplay, yeah.
639
00:31:56,780 --> 00:31:58,650
Wait, that's a thing?
640
00:31:58,680 --> 00:31:59,310
Fuck, hot dogs.
641
00:31:59,350 --> 00:32:01,150
Hey, sensible bites, Colin.
642
00:32:01,190 --> 00:32:02,830
Ok, dad, you need to listen
to me.
643
00:32:02,850 --> 00:32:03,920
Yeah, what's up?
644
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,700
The- the neighbour, it's-
it's our neighbour and it-
645
00:32:06,730 --> 00:32:07,730
Henry's here?
646
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:08,570
I love that guy.
647
00:32:08,590 --> 00:32:09,760
Sperm whale, where are
you, you...
648
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:10,830
What the fuck, dad?
649
00:32:10,860 --> 00:32:12,760
Not our neighbour back home,
our neighbour here!
650
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,210
Are you drunk already?
651
00:32:14,230 --> 00:32:15,300
If I say yes will you be mad?
652
00:32:15,330 --> 00:32:15,630
Yes!
653
00:32:15,670 --> 00:32:16,510
Then no.
654
00:32:16,540 --> 00:32:18,080
Ok, dad, you really need
to focus here.
655
00:32:18,100 --> 00:32:19,100
Ok.
656
00:32:19,140 --> 00:32:20,080
Our neighbour, she drugged
these guys and then-
657
00:32:20,110 --> 00:32:22,110
and then I think she killed
one of them and-
658
00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:23,440
No, she would have fed them
to something.
659
00:32:25,140 --> 00:32:27,070
That's the same as
killing them!
660
00:32:27,110 --> 00:32:28,040
Mmm.
661
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,610
So what you're saying is
that our neighbour,
662
00:32:29,650 --> 00:32:32,120
who is a lady,
is also a cannibal.
663
00:32:33,650 --> 00:32:36,720
Colin, is she hot?
664
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:37,560
Yeah.
665
00:32:38,820 --> 00:32:40,650
We gotta go then
and check this out.
666
00:32:40,690 --> 00:32:41,360
Ok, dad-
667
00:32:41,390 --> 00:32:42,760
Lisa...
668
00:32:42,790 --> 00:32:43,620
Look, we- can we just call
the cops and get outta here?
669
00:32:43,660 --> 00:32:44,760
Come on, we're not gonna
call the cops.
670
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:45,740
Look.
671
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:46,090
Fine. I'll drive.
672
00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:46,790
( snorts )
673
00:32:48,470 --> 00:32:50,170
( drunkenly ) Yeah,
I'm gonna let you drive.
674
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,700
Screw you, Lisa.
675
00:32:51,740 --> 00:32:53,310
Oh, Summer, come on.
676
00:32:53,340 --> 00:32:54,810
You don't suppose that
there's a landline around here
677
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:55,600
or something?
678
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,500
What's a landline?
679
00:32:56,540 --> 00:32:58,670
Oh my god, why did we even
come here?!
680
00:32:58,710 --> 00:32:59,370
'Cause it's cheap.
681
00:32:59,410 --> 00:33:01,210
Alright, ok, guys, seriously.
682
00:33:01,250 --> 00:33:01,890
Enough.
683
00:33:01,910 --> 00:33:04,310
We'll go for a walk.
684
00:33:04,350 --> 00:33:06,110
I'm gonna get some
fresh air,
685
00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:07,280
and check out this cabin.
686
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:08,590
Together.
687
00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:09,750
Ok?
688
00:33:09,790 --> 00:33:12,300
If there's anything shady going
on I'll take care of it.
689
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:13,490
No, dad, nu-uh.
690
00:33:13,530 --> 00:33:14,900
Summer. Summer.
691
00:33:14,930 --> 00:33:16,330
Hey, I got this.
692
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:17,760
Huh?
693
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:21,270
Seriously dad, you're really
not helping anything.
694
00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:23,400
Jason. Jason!
695
00:33:24,900 --> 00:33:26,230
Have fun, Jason!
696
00:33:26,270 --> 00:33:28,870
I'll have fun in here
not getting eaten!
697
00:33:30,340 --> 00:33:31,810
You can help me make dinner.
698
00:33:33,510 --> 00:33:34,410
No.
699
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,110
I guess you already ate.
700
00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:39,150
( urinating )
701
00:33:39,190 --> 00:33:39,820
Woah.
702
00:33:39,850 --> 00:33:41,880
I peed on my beer cans.
703
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,850
I almost wrote my whole name.
704
00:33:43,890 --> 00:33:46,200
( chuckles )
705
00:33:46,230 --> 00:33:47,660
Here.
706
00:33:47,690 --> 00:33:49,420
What do you want me to do
with this?
707
00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:50,390
Woah, woah, woah,
708
00:33:50,430 --> 00:33:52,840
hey now, Jay, big Jay,
come on, no, no, no.
709
00:33:52,860 --> 00:33:56,830
Only responsible-
rebe... response...
710
00:33:56,870 --> 00:34:00,240
only persponsible grown-ups
are allowed to use the axes.
711
00:34:00,270 --> 00:34:01,470
Mmmkay?
712
00:34:01,510 --> 00:34:02,550
Lisa.
713
00:34:02,570 --> 00:34:03,740
Lisa!
714
00:34:03,780 --> 00:34:04,320
Huh?
715
00:34:04,340 --> 00:34:05,510
Take a photo of- of me.
716
00:34:05,540 --> 00:34:06,770
I look like a lumberjack.
717
00:34:07,980 --> 00:34:09,220
( laughs )
718
00:34:09,250 --> 00:34:11,190
You look so sexy.
719
00:34:12,980 --> 00:34:13,910
Eh?
720
00:34:13,950 --> 00:34:15,250
That's disgusting.
721
00:34:15,290 --> 00:34:16,230
No, it's not.
722
00:34:16,260 --> 00:34:16,860
It's sexy.
723
00:34:16,890 --> 00:34:17,860
You heard her say it.
724
00:34:17,890 --> 00:34:18,930
Ugh.
725
00:34:20,660 --> 00:34:23,230
With any luck he's gonna
get bored and fall asleep
726
00:34:23,260 --> 00:34:24,890
and then we can drag
his drunk ass back home.
727
00:34:24,930 --> 00:34:26,690
No, you won't!
728
00:34:28,870 --> 00:34:29,910
( urinating )
729
00:34:29,940 --> 00:34:31,840
Hey, look! I got a kick-stand.
730
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,300
You drink six,
you piss out twelve.
731
00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:37,800
Am I right, kids?
732
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:40,740
Yeah, dad, you've had your fun,
so we can go back now, right?
733
00:34:40,780 --> 00:34:41,550
There's hot dogs at home.
734
00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:43,710
Yeah, but this is
way more fun.
735
00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:46,660
I don't think he should be
out here in this state.
736
00:34:46,690 --> 00:34:48,430
Well, to be fair, my dad does
his best fighting
737
00:34:48,450 --> 00:34:49,780
when he's drunk.
738
00:34:49,820 --> 00:34:51,390
Yeah, that's right.
739
00:34:51,420 --> 00:34:52,820
Power five.
740
00:34:52,860 --> 00:34:54,400
( makes explosion sound )
741
00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:57,870
That was pretty weak, Jason.
742
00:34:57,900 --> 00:34:59,900
I'm being honest with you.
743
00:34:59,930 --> 00:35:01,660
I'll tell you- give you
a word of advice.
744
00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:04,870
A man can always tell
how manly a man is
745
00:35:04,900 --> 00:35:07,330
by how powerful his
power five is.
746
00:35:07,370 --> 00:35:09,340
Thanks for those words
of wisdom, Mr. Slade.
747
00:35:09,380 --> 00:35:10,850
That's great.
748
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,720
Roger.
749
00:35:12,740 --> 00:35:15,310
Call me Roger.
750
00:35:15,350 --> 00:35:19,560
I consider you t- to be
a son to me, you know?
751
00:35:19,590 --> 00:35:21,830
A taller, better-looking son.
752
00:35:21,850 --> 00:35:22,550
God, dad!
753
00:35:22,590 --> 00:35:23,430
I'm joking!
754
00:35:23,460 --> 00:35:24,630
Come on.
755
00:35:24,660 --> 00:35:26,400
Let's go find some
fucking cannibals.
756
00:35:29,860 --> 00:35:30,760
Hey, cannibals!
757
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:31,640
Ok.
758
00:35:31,660 --> 00:35:34,260
( laughs )
759
00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:35,860
Just a little more quiet,
maybe?
760
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,700
Hit me baby one more...
761
00:35:41,870 --> 00:35:51,780
( suspense music )
762
00:35:51,820 --> 00:35:54,530
So this is it.
763
00:35:54,550 --> 00:35:56,880
I should go on adventures
with you kids more often.
764
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:57,650
( laughs drunkenly )
765
00:35:57,690 --> 00:35:58,600
Shhh!
766
00:36:01,390 --> 00:36:03,960
Bum-bum-bum-ba-ba-ba...
767
00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:12,100
Mr. Slade!
768
00:36:12,140 --> 00:36:13,740
You really need to be quiet!
769
00:36:13,770 --> 00:36:15,570
Ok, you know what, Jason?
770
00:36:15,610 --> 00:36:19,920
I'm super drunk
and I'm kinda high.
771
00:36:19,950 --> 00:36:23,450
So being quiet is really hard
for me.
772
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:24,910
Mmmkay?
773
00:36:24,950 --> 00:36:25,750
Good talk.
774
00:36:25,780 --> 00:36:26,450
Boop boop.
775
00:36:26,490 --> 00:36:26,920
Huh?
776
00:36:26,950 --> 00:36:27,780
Let's go.
777
00:36:27,820 --> 00:36:29,490
( trips on garbage cans )
778
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,650
Aaah.
779
00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:33,550
Oh, that smells like shit.
780
00:36:33,590 --> 00:36:34,490
Dad!
781
00:36:34,530 --> 00:36:35,700
( groans )
782
00:36:35,730 --> 00:36:36,600
With love, shut up!
783
00:36:36,630 --> 00:36:37,670
Yeah!
784
00:36:41,100 --> 00:36:42,570
Tastes like shit, too.
785
00:36:46,710 --> 00:36:50,710
( music playing inside )
***
786
00:36:50,740 --> 00:36:52,640
Ugh. This is boring.
787
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:53,950
I'm gonna go and see
if anyone's home.
788
00:36:53,980 --> 00:36:54,950
Dad!
789
00:36:58,150 --> 00:37:00,490
Hello?
790
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,560
It's your neighbour.
791
00:37:02,590 --> 00:37:04,400
Carrying a big axe!
792
00:37:04,420 --> 00:37:05,420
( stumbles )
793
00:37:06,990 --> 00:37:08,020
( crashes )
794
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,790
Shhh!
795
00:37:10,830 --> 00:37:17,470
*
796
00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:19,430
Dad, stop dicking around!
797
00:37:19,470 --> 00:37:20,600
Hello?
798
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:25,680
( slips )
Woah.
799
00:37:27,180 --> 00:37:38,030
*
800
00:37:38,060 --> 00:37:38,930
It's ok.
801
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:40,760
It's just really cheap wine.
802
00:37:40,790 --> 00:37:41,990
( snorts )
803
00:37:42,030 --> 00:37:43,070
I'm gonna try
this room.
804
00:37:43,090 --> 00:37:45,090
Dad, seriously!
805
00:37:48,470 --> 00:37:54,180
( shuffling )
806
00:37:54,210 --> 00:37:55,680
( muffled crash )
807
00:37:55,710 --> 00:37:56,910
Woops!
808
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:06,050
You guys hear that?
809
00:38:09,590 --> 00:38:10,790
I'm just gonna turn off
that music.
810
00:38:10,820 --> 00:38:13,150
I'll turn it back on later.
811
00:38:13,190 --> 00:38:14,460
Dad!
812
00:38:14,490 --> 00:38:15,690
( pulls needle off record )
813
00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:27,870
I don't see any cannibals.
814
00:38:36,180 --> 00:38:37,440
Come on.
815
00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:45,150
Maybe she has a phone
or something.
816
00:38:53,130 --> 00:38:55,700
We just broke into
someone's house.
817
00:38:55,730 --> 00:38:56,260
( laughs )
818
00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:58,000
How messed up is that?
819
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,770
Ugh.
820
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,880
Hey, Lisa, I have to pee.
821
00:39:07,910 --> 00:39:09,580
We've been through
this before, Colin.
822
00:39:09,620 --> 00:39:11,190
You don't need to ask me.
823
00:39:11,220 --> 00:39:14,830
Well, what if the psycho
cannibal lady is in there?
824
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,010
Dammit, Colin,
close the door!
825
00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:32,930
Well, what if the cannibal
lady is in here waiting for me
826
00:39:32,970 --> 00:39:36,140
to close the door so she can
friggin' murder me?
827
00:39:36,170 --> 00:39:37,570
You think about that, Lisa?
828
00:39:37,610 --> 00:39:39,150
No. You didn't.
829
00:39:39,180 --> 00:39:41,150
'Cause you didn't finish
high school.
830
00:39:49,790 --> 00:39:50,990
Hey, Lisa?
831
00:39:51,020 --> 00:39:52,690
Do we have any dessert?
832
00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:54,920
Yeah, it's called get some
damn manners cake!
833
00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:00,160
Well.
834
00:40:07,740 --> 00:40:09,310
( knocking )
835
00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:11,270
It's about damn time.
836
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:18,550
...The fuck?
837
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:22,650
( urinating )
838
00:40:22,690 --> 00:40:23,630
( thump )
839
00:40:23,660 --> 00:40:24,330
Fuck!
840
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:25,730
( urinating )
841
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:27,930
( muffled screaming )
842
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:29,000
Stop it!
843
00:40:29,030 --> 00:40:30,630
Stop it!
844
00:40:30,860 --> 00:40:31,860
You're squeezing me!!!!
845
00:40:33,970 --> 00:40:36,170
( bottle smashes )
846
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,300
( thump )
847
00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:40,010
( urinating in bowl )
848
00:40:42,010 --> 00:40:44,310
( urinating )
849
00:40:44,340 --> 00:40:46,010
Shh...
850
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,040
( urinating )
851
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,320
Fuck.
852
00:40:49,350 --> 00:40:51,020
( continues to urinate )
853
00:40:51,050 --> 00:40:52,890
Oh, fuck. Goddammit!
854
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:54,830
Be quiet, fucking piece
of shit!
855
00:40:54,850 --> 00:40:58,020
( urinating )
856
00:41:06,060 --> 00:41:06,990
Fuck!
857
00:41:24,050 --> 00:41:29,090
( feeding )
858
00:41:45,340 --> 00:41:46,680
Ok, so what now?
859
00:41:46,710 --> 00:41:47,740
Well, maybe we should-
860
00:41:47,770 --> 00:41:49,670
Think we should split up
and cover more ground?
861
00:41:49,710 --> 00:41:51,650
I was thinking the exact
same thing, my friend.
862
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:54,720
I was actually gonna say stick
together no matter what, but...
863
00:41:56,310 --> 00:41:57,840
Jason?
864
00:41:58,420 --> 00:42:00,960
You, my friend, are
a tactical genius.
865
00:42:00,990 --> 00:42:03,290
That's why I would not wanna
play chess with you.
866
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:07,090
Also because chess
is fucking boring.
867
00:42:07,130 --> 00:42:10,130
I do- I- I have to say,
I broke into this house
868
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:14,700
under the promise that I was
going to see some crazy shit.
869
00:42:14,730 --> 00:42:19,400
So far, pretty disappointed
in the both of you.
870
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,910
So where is she, huh?
871
00:42:21,940 --> 00:42:23,340
Where's the sexy cannibal?
872
00:42:23,370 --> 00:42:24,300
( gasps )
873
00:42:24,340 --> 00:42:25,170
Hey, Jason, Hey!
874
00:42:25,210 --> 00:42:26,010
Come here! Come here!
875
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:26,870
Come on, boy.
876
00:42:26,910 --> 00:42:29,810
I got- I got a good idea.
877
00:42:29,850 --> 00:42:31,860
We should start a band called
Sexy Cannibals.
878
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:32,780
Huh?
879
00:42:32,820 --> 00:42:34,830
I'm the guitar and singer,
obviously,
880
00:42:34,850 --> 00:42:36,050
you play the drums,
881
00:42:36,090 --> 00:42:38,830
Colin plays the bass, what's
her name plays whatever it is,
882
00:42:38,860 --> 00:42:41,130
we go on tour, we play
some fuckin' shows,
883
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:42,700
we sleep in the van...
884
00:42:42,730 --> 00:42:46,170
it's not as creepy as it sounds,
and we fuckin' party.
885
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:49,070
And we'll party all the days...
long days.
886
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,070
What if no one goes
to our shows?
887
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,170
Why wouldn't people go
to our shows...
888
00:42:57,210 --> 00:42:59,350
should be the question
that you ask.
889
00:43:01,750 --> 00:43:03,450
I just bought a drum machine,
actually-
890
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:04,040
You bought a-
891
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:05,780
Hey, guys! Come here!
892
00:43:05,820 --> 00:43:07,290
What? No.
893
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,030
It's too far.
894
00:43:09,050 --> 00:43:09,480
Ok, fine.
895
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:10,920
Stay there.
896
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:12,130
Just don't touch anything.
897
00:43:13,490 --> 00:43:14,820
Jason?
898
00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:15,960
Get your axe.
899
00:43:20,070 --> 00:43:21,870
Get your axe, Jason.
900
00:43:25,940 --> 00:43:27,740
You be careful
with that thing, buddy.
901
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:44,820
Woah.
902
00:43:44,860 --> 00:43:46,030
Yeah.
903
00:43:46,060 --> 00:43:47,200
Woah.
904
00:44:24,860 --> 00:44:26,230
( snorts )
905
00:44:28,370 --> 00:44:29,810
Ready?
906
00:44:44,020 --> 00:44:44,820
( thump )
907
00:44:44,850 --> 00:44:45,950
Dad?!
908
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:54,230
Oh.
909
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:58,860
That's not good.
910
00:44:58,900 --> 00:45:00,240
Yeah, no shit.
911
00:45:01,630 --> 00:45:02,800
I don't...
912
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,040
He's still breathing.
913
00:45:08,070 --> 00:45:10,140
Ok, good, good, good.
914
00:45:10,180 --> 00:45:12,050
I think he drank some
of that drug wine.
915
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:13,450
Yeah, no shit, Jason.
916
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:15,090
Come on. Help him up.
917
00:45:18,380 --> 00:45:19,850
Dad? Dad!
918
00:45:19,890 --> 00:45:20,520
Dad.
919
00:45:20,550 --> 00:45:22,850
Roger? Roger!
920
00:45:22,890 --> 00:45:23,960
God.
921
00:45:23,990 --> 00:45:25,430
Fuck, I hate you.
922
00:45:25,460 --> 00:45:27,060
Let's move this table.
923
00:45:27,090 --> 00:45:28,450
It's a fact, my dad's
an idiot.
924
00:45:28,490 --> 00:45:30,220
Maybe he'll be fine in
a few hours or days.
925
00:45:30,260 --> 00:45:31,890
I don't know that much
about drugs, but...
926
00:45:31,930 --> 00:45:33,260
That's hoping that psycho
doesn't mind having
927
00:45:33,300 --> 00:45:36,240
a 200 pound moron sitting
in her living room.
928
00:45:36,570 --> 00:45:38,170
( thump )
929
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:39,370
Come on, dad.
930
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,470
( grunting )
931
00:45:41,510 --> 00:45:42,750
He's heavy.
932
00:45:42,770 --> 00:45:45,040
Yeah, well, he's 40 and all he
does is watch cartoons and eat,
933
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:46,920
of course he's fuckin' heavy.
934
00:45:46,950 --> 00:45:51,350
( struggling )
935
00:45:51,380 --> 00:45:51,880
( drops legs )
936
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,220
That's not working.
937
00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:54,610
Well, what then?
938
00:45:57,060 --> 00:45:58,030
Where are you going?
939
00:45:58,060 --> 00:46:00,000
I'm locking the door in case
she comes back.
940
00:46:00,030 --> 00:46:01,900
We're gonna have
to hide him.
941
00:46:01,930 --> 00:46:03,370
Close that door.
942
00:46:03,390 --> 00:46:04,890
Fine.
943
00:46:10,070 --> 00:46:11,110
( stumbles )
944
00:46:11,140 --> 00:46:12,210
( thud )
945
00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:13,410
What the hell?
946
00:46:22,110 --> 00:46:23,040
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
947
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:24,480
Don't tell me you wanna put
him in there.
948
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:25,520
Uh-uh.
949
00:46:26,420 --> 00:46:28,360
I don't think we have a choice.
950
00:46:28,390 --> 00:46:29,330
Fuck.
951
00:46:32,060 --> 00:46:33,100
( flies buzzing )
952
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:34,390
( chokes )
953
00:46:38,030 --> 00:46:39,200
Actually, we can do better
than that.
954
00:46:39,230 --> 00:46:41,960
That's... that's not good.
955
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,660
( banging )
956
00:46:44,700 --> 00:46:46,970
( door rattling )
957
00:46:49,470 --> 00:46:50,440
Jason?
958
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:51,110
( door rattles )
959
00:46:51,140 --> 00:46:52,140
Jason, just get the weapons.
960
00:46:52,180 --> 00:46:52,620
Come on.
961
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:53,970
Come on!
962
00:46:54,010 --> 00:46:55,580
Come on, come on.
963
00:46:55,610 --> 00:46:57,240
( rattling )
964
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,110
Come on!
965
00:47:04,490 --> 00:47:07,130
( rattling )
966
00:47:08,990 --> 00:47:10,290
Ready?
967
00:47:14,130 --> 00:47:17,060
( thumping )
968
00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:17,730
( gasps )
969
00:47:17,770 --> 00:47:18,740
( muffled screaming )
970
00:47:18,770 --> 00:47:20,280
Oh god, I'm sorry!
971
00:47:20,310 --> 00:47:21,080
I'm sorry!
972
00:47:21,110 --> 00:47:22,250
( muffled screaming )
973
00:47:22,270 --> 00:47:23,140
What the hell?!
974
00:47:23,170 --> 00:47:24,070
Oh Jesus, I'm sorry!
975
00:47:24,110 --> 00:47:25,150
I'm sorry!
976
00:47:25,780 --> 00:47:26,580
I'm sorry!
977
00:47:26,610 --> 00:47:27,470
I'm sorry!
978
00:47:27,510 --> 00:47:29,480
You're gonna be sir,
I know first aid!
979
00:47:29,510 --> 00:47:31,110
( whimpering )
980
00:47:31,150 --> 00:47:32,090
( heavy thud )
981
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:33,090
Woah!
982
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:35,560
( muffled screaming )
983
00:47:35,590 --> 00:47:36,130
Shit!
984
00:47:36,150 --> 00:47:37,180
Shit, shit, shit, shit!
985
00:47:37,220 --> 00:47:39,490
( screaming )
986
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:39,890
You know what?
987
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:40,450
No, no, no!
988
00:47:40,490 --> 00:47:41,650
Ok, we need to help him.
989
00:47:41,690 --> 00:47:42,320
Why?
990
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:42,990
Really?
991
00:47:43,030 --> 00:47:44,000
Yes!
992
00:47:44,030 --> 00:47:45,400
( screaming continues )
993
00:47:45,430 --> 00:47:46,590
( feeding )
994
00:47:46,630 --> 00:47:47,990
Woah!
995
00:47:48,030 --> 00:47:51,030
( snarling )
996
00:47:52,100 --> 00:47:53,500
Oh, Jesus!
997
00:47:53,540 --> 00:47:54,410
Oh!
998
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,050
( low growling )
999
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:06,680
( thud )
1000
00:48:10,090 --> 00:48:13,660
( moaning )
1001
00:48:13,690 --> 00:48:14,690
( raspy breathing )
1002
00:48:21,670 --> 00:48:23,510
That was messed up.
1003
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:26,170
Ok, ok, ok.
1004
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:27,670
We gotta get-
we gotta get dad.
1005
00:48:27,710 --> 00:48:28,510
Ok.
1006
00:48:28,540 --> 00:48:30,280
( grunting )
1007
00:48:30,310 --> 00:48:30,780
Come on.
1008
00:48:30,810 --> 00:48:31,850
Yeah.
1009
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:35,620
So we're gonna go home,
grab the van, pick up dad,
1010
00:48:35,650 --> 00:48:37,390
and get the hell
out of here.
1011
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:41,360
Ok.
1012
00:48:42,220 --> 00:48:43,320
Get him...
1013
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,730
( growling )
1014
00:49:06,580 --> 00:49:07,720
No, Summer.
1015
00:49:07,750 --> 00:49:08,350
Please, I don't wanna-
1016
00:49:08,380 --> 00:49:10,290
Shut up, we're doing this.
1017
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:12,120
( growling )
1018
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:14,650
Oh my god.
1019
00:49:14,690 --> 00:49:16,290
( grunting )
1020
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:18,280
Come on.
1021
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:20,090
Let's uh, squish it.
1022
00:49:22,130 --> 00:49:24,130
( grunting )
1023
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:27,690
Shit.
1024
00:49:27,900 --> 00:49:31,470
( grunting )
1025
00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:32,370
Throw him in!
1026
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:33,030
Now?
1027
00:49:33,070 --> 00:49:34,200
Come on, come on, let's go!
1028
00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:37,470
( thud )
1029
00:49:58,900 --> 00:49:59,670
Summer!
1030
00:49:59,700 --> 00:50:01,470
Were those what I think
they were?
1031
00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:03,470
I don't know, because to me
those looked like-
1032
00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:04,400
( twigs snapping )
1033
00:50:08,410 --> 00:50:08,910
Shit!
1034
00:50:08,940 --> 00:50:10,150
Come on, come on!
1035
00:50:43,940 --> 00:50:45,910
( sniffing )
1036
00:50:45,940 --> 00:50:47,240
What?
1037
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:49,250
What is it, honey?
1038
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:52,610
( low growls )
1039
00:50:52,650 --> 00:50:53,850
( rat squeaking )
1040
00:50:54,950 --> 00:51:00,790
( feeding )
1041
00:51:00,830 --> 00:51:03,700
( snarling )
1042
00:51:06,830 --> 00:51:08,190
What is it?
1043
00:51:08,230 --> 00:51:09,600
Is that a rat?
1044
00:51:09,630 --> 00:51:10,530
Drop it.
1045
00:51:10,570 --> 00:51:11,710
Drop it!
1046
00:51:11,740 --> 00:51:12,740
Ugh.
1047
00:51:36,490 --> 00:51:39,460
Dude, did you just smell
my hand?
1048
00:51:39,500 --> 00:51:42,810
What? No, I was just...
I was just sighing.
1049
00:51:48,810 --> 00:51:50,750
Colin? Colin!
1050
00:51:50,780 --> 00:51:51,750
Lisa?
1051
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:56,250
Summer? Summer!
1052
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:56,640
Summ-
1053
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:57,910
Colin? Lisa?
1054
00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:01,950
( weak groaning )
1055
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:10,960
( gasps )
1056
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:14,740
Lisa!
1057
00:52:14,770 --> 00:52:16,810
Oh my god, I'm sorry.
1058
00:52:16,830 --> 00:52:18,030
I- I didn't like her
or anything
1059
00:52:18,070 --> 00:52:20,010
but I didn't want her
to turn into...
1060
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:23,980
( faint moaning )
1061
00:52:24,010 --> 00:52:24,880
Colin!
1062
00:52:24,910 --> 00:52:26,020
We have to find Colin.
1063
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:30,390
( groaning )
1064
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:35,390
No, not again!
1065
00:52:36,450 --> 00:52:39,290
( retching )
1066
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:40,690
I think I'm gonna puke.
1067
00:52:40,730 --> 00:52:41,130
No, no, no.
1068
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:42,370
What the hell?!
1069
00:52:42,390 --> 00:52:43,290
What the hell?
1070
00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:47,800
I think she's
one of them.
1071
00:52:47,830 --> 00:52:48,330
Oh really?
1072
00:52:48,370 --> 00:52:49,840
What gave that away?
1073
00:52:49,870 --> 00:52:50,910
Fuck.
1074
00:52:53,670 --> 00:52:55,470
So, are we gonna-
1075
00:52:55,510 --> 00:52:56,580
Seriously, Jason?
1076
00:52:56,610 --> 00:52:57,450
Look, Lisa might be a bitch
1077
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:58,550
but she's still
my dad's girlfriend.
1078
00:52:58,580 --> 00:53:01,850
Maybe we can, I don't know,
save her, or... the...
1079
00:53:03,780 --> 00:53:07,350
Oh, I think when the blood's
black there's no going back.
1080
00:53:07,390 --> 00:53:10,330
Now's the time you decide
to develop a sense of humour?
1081
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:12,660
Sorry, I'm just trying to state
the obvious, here!
1082
00:53:12,690 --> 00:53:13,520
( snarling )
1083
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:14,730
( thud )
1084
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:15,730
( gasping )
1085
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:17,420
I'm sorry Miss...
1086
00:53:17,460 --> 00:53:18,920
I don't know what Lisa's
last name is!
1087
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:20,290
Wait.
1088
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:22,300
Wait.
1089
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,300
Lisa?
1090
00:53:25,970 --> 00:53:26,800
( snarling )
1091
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:27,780
( yelps )
1092
00:53:27,810 --> 00:53:28,580
Oh shit!
1093
00:53:28,610 --> 00:53:31,480
( snarling )
1094
00:53:31,510 --> 00:53:32,920
( coughing )
1095
00:53:32,940 --> 00:53:33,770
Jason!
1096
00:53:33,810 --> 00:53:35,010
Do something!
1097
00:53:36,510 --> 00:53:37,510
Uh...
1098
00:53:39,050 --> 00:53:41,920
( snarling and growling )
1099
00:53:41,950 --> 00:53:42,820
Oh my god.
1100
00:53:46,460 --> 00:53:47,460
Ah!
1101
00:53:47,490 --> 00:53:47,920
I'm sorry!
1102
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:48,730
I'm sorry!
1103
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:49,730
Jesus!
1104
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:51,920
( struggling )
1105
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:52,930
Jason!
1106
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:54,490
Get her off me!
1107
00:53:54,530 --> 00:53:55,060
Get her off!
1108
00:53:55,100 --> 00:53:57,870
( struggling )
1109
00:53:57,900 --> 00:54:00,570
( thumping )
1110
00:54:00,610 --> 00:54:01,940
This is so messed up!
1111
00:54:02,940 --> 00:54:03,670
Shit!
1112
00:54:04,540 --> 00:54:07,810
( choking )
1113
00:54:07,850 --> 00:54:09,990
Jason, Jason,
where are you going?
1114
00:54:10,010 --> 00:54:12,950
( choking )
1115
00:54:12,980 --> 00:54:13,680
Woah.
1116
00:54:13,720 --> 00:54:14,120
Woah, woah, woah!
1117
00:54:14,150 --> 00:54:14,950
Wait, wait!
1118
00:54:14,990 --> 00:54:16,060
Aaaaaggh!
1119
00:54:17,150 --> 00:54:18,020
Oh my god!
1120
00:54:18,060 --> 00:54:20,830
( gasping )
1121
00:54:20,860 --> 00:54:21,730
Holy shit!
1122
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:24,030
( gasping )
1123
00:54:32,970 --> 00:54:33,870
Colin!
1124
00:54:33,900 --> 00:54:35,570
Get out of the way!
1125
00:54:35,610 --> 00:54:37,150
I've never done this before!
1126
00:54:38,510 --> 00:54:39,150
( gun shot )
1127
00:54:39,180 --> 00:54:39,880
Holy shit!
1128
00:54:39,910 --> 00:54:40,610
What?
1129
00:54:40,650 --> 00:54:41,580
( thud )
1130
00:54:41,610 --> 00:54:42,410
Lisa!
1131
00:54:42,450 --> 00:54:45,190
( gasping )
1132
00:54:45,220 --> 00:54:46,490
Did I get her?
1133
00:54:48,150 --> 00:54:48,710
Fuck.
1134
00:54:48,750 --> 00:54:49,250
Colin.
1135
00:54:49,290 --> 00:54:50,190
Colin, I thought...
1136
00:54:50,220 --> 00:54:50,980
I know, I know.
1137
00:54:51,020 --> 00:54:52,720
I know.
1138
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:54,960
The neighbour, she was here
and then... and-
1139
00:54:54,990 --> 00:54:57,660
and I was peeing but then I-
1140
00:54:57,700 --> 00:54:59,600
she was doing something
to Lisa and I got scared
1141
00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:01,560
and I ran away
and I heard you guys screaming
1142
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:04,710
and then I came in and then
Lisa was acting all crazy
1143
00:55:04,740 --> 00:55:05,880
and then she was trying
to kill you guys
1144
00:55:05,900 --> 00:55:08,100
so I just... I just...
1145
00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:11,050
did I just kill Lisa?
1146
00:55:12,210 --> 00:55:13,450
( spurt )
1147
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:16,650
Dude, it's ok, man.
1148
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:19,620
I- I think I peed my pants.
1149
00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:20,980
Oh, gross.
1150
00:55:21,020 --> 00:55:21,790
Whatever, man.
1151
00:55:21,820 --> 00:55:22,960
I mean, you're covered in,
like,
1152
00:55:22,990 --> 00:55:24,660
blood and brains and shit.
1153
00:55:26,260 --> 00:55:27,630
So where's dad?
1154
00:55:29,690 --> 00:55:30,690
What?
1155
00:55:31,830 --> 00:55:32,430
He's back at her place.
1156
00:55:32,460 --> 00:55:33,960
You left him back there?!
1157
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:34,900
What, is he dead, too?
1158
00:55:34,930 --> 00:55:35,830
No, no, he's not dead,
1159
00:55:35,870 --> 00:55:37,810
he's safe and we're going
back to get him.
1160
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:39,010
Look, he's not dead,
you hear me?
1161
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:40,640
Why is he even there?
1162
00:55:40,670 --> 00:55:42,870
He drank some of the drugged
wine and then he passed out.
1163
00:55:45,780 --> 00:55:46,780
Fuck.
1164
00:55:49,580 --> 00:55:50,910
That's not my house,
you know.
1165
00:55:53,650 --> 00:55:56,150
The cabin?
1166
00:55:56,190 --> 00:55:59,190
No, the one you always pick
me up at.
1167
00:55:59,220 --> 00:56:00,650
The dump?
1168
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:02,630
Yeah.
1169
00:56:02,660 --> 00:56:04,520
No, I actually...
1170
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:06,960
I live in this big house
on Berksley Street
1171
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,940
and my parents are loaded.
1172
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:14,040
Well, whatever man,
I mean mine are, too.
1173
00:56:14,070 --> 00:56:18,970
No, I mean they're money loaded,
not drunk loaded.
1174
00:56:19,010 --> 00:56:19,920
Oh.
1175
00:56:22,810 --> 00:56:25,110
My dad's a dick and he treats
my mom like crap
1176
00:56:25,150 --> 00:56:30,030
and, you know, they're probably
getting a divorce.
1177
00:56:30,050 --> 00:56:33,020
This morning I left and I didn't
tell them where I was going
1178
00:56:33,060 --> 00:56:38,800
and uh... now I might die
1179
00:56:38,830 --> 00:56:42,270
and I don't even know if they'll
really give a shit.
1180
00:56:42,300 --> 00:56:43,070
Whatever, man.
1181
00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:47,300
I mean, my parents
are divorced.
1182
00:56:47,340 --> 00:56:49,010
And who knows?
I mean, maybe...
1183
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:51,650
maybe your dad'll get
an undead girlfriend
1184
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:53,950
and you'll get to blow
her brains out, too.
1185
00:56:53,980 --> 00:56:56,190
Colin, what?
1186
00:56:56,210 --> 00:56:57,740
Well, I don't know,
I'm nervous!
1187
00:56:57,780 --> 00:56:59,180
And I talk too much
when I'm nervous.
1188
00:57:02,590 --> 00:57:04,930
Wait, so you lied to me?
1189
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:07,800
I'm, like, your best friend
and I tell you the truth
1190
00:57:07,830 --> 00:57:13,840
about everything and... like
that time when I wiped my ass
1191
00:57:13,860 --> 00:57:15,190
with Dave's toothbrush
because he-
1192
00:57:15,230 --> 00:57:18,130
he cheated on magic.
1193
00:57:18,170 --> 00:57:21,180
I was just... trying to fit in,
I guess.
1194
00:57:21,210 --> 00:57:23,950
By pretending to be poor?
1195
00:57:23,970 --> 00:57:25,140
That is so weird, man.
1196
00:57:25,180 --> 00:57:27,920
It's... weird.
1197
00:57:27,950 --> 00:57:32,820
You know, your family,
it might look messed up
1198
00:57:32,850 --> 00:57:34,810
but you guys actually
love each other,
1199
00:57:34,850 --> 00:57:37,350
like deep down somewhere.
1200
00:57:37,390 --> 00:57:42,100
You guys are more like
my real family, you know?
1201
00:57:42,130 --> 00:57:43,930
You sensitive bitch.
1202
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:51,600
That was some seriously
deep shit, dude.
1203
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:53,910
I love you, man.
1204
00:57:53,940 --> 00:57:55,850
You too, man.
1205
00:57:55,870 --> 00:57:57,340
Cute.
1206
00:58:00,910 --> 00:58:02,940
You know, Mr. Slade,
1207
00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:04,640
maybe he drinks
too much
1208
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:07,210
and he swears and he's not very
responsible-
1209
00:58:07,250 --> 00:58:09,720
He farts in my face
sometimes, but...
1210
00:58:09,750 --> 00:58:11,080
But he loves you guys,
1211
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:13,290
and he actually gives
a crap about me.
1212
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:15,290
Well, enough to make fun
of me
1213
00:58:15,330 --> 00:58:18,400
and tell me when I'm getting
stepped all over.
1214
00:58:18,430 --> 00:58:21,200
So we're not gonna let some
crazy cannibal lady
1215
00:58:21,230 --> 00:58:22,860
take him away from us.
1216
00:58:22,900 --> 00:58:26,730
We're gonna go back there
and we're gonna mess her up!
1217
00:58:26,770 --> 00:58:29,400
She's not even that hot,
anyway.
1218
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:31,250
So where'd you get the gun?
1219
00:58:44,150 --> 00:58:45,820
Just in here.
1220
00:58:45,860 --> 00:58:49,700
By the way, shotgun.
1221
00:58:49,730 --> 00:58:52,100
As in, shotgun the shotgun.
1222
00:58:59,940 --> 00:59:01,710
Woah.
1223
00:59:01,740 --> 00:59:03,010
Let's gear up.
1224
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:04,940
And blow some bros.
1225
00:59:04,980 --> 00:59:07,350
You're gonna blow
some bros, Colin?
1226
00:59:07,380 --> 00:59:08,380
Blow up some bros.
1227
00:59:08,410 --> 00:59:09,740
You know what I mean.
1228
00:59:09,780 --> 00:59:11,080
Yeah.
1229
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:06,930
Let's fuck shit up!
1230
01:00:06,970 --> 01:00:07,670
Woah.
1231
01:00:07,700 --> 01:00:09,130
Someone's balls
just dropped.
1232
01:00:09,170 --> 01:00:13,110
( howling )
1233
01:00:26,460 --> 01:00:27,660
This is a pretty
shitty weekend.
1234
01:00:27,690 --> 01:00:30,390
I'm gonna say it because all
we've been doing is walking up
1235
01:00:30,430 --> 01:00:33,940
and down this path, we've
seen some pretty disgusting shit
1236
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:37,160
like blood and gore,
you know, and now it's snowing.
1237
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:38,900
I got snow in my shoes, and...
1238
01:00:38,940 --> 01:00:40,280
I pissed my pants earlier
1239
01:00:40,300 --> 01:00:42,300
and you guys wouldn't
let me clean it.
1240
01:00:42,340 --> 01:00:43,910
So fuck you guys for that.
1241
01:00:43,940 --> 01:00:45,170
Sweeties!
1242
01:00:45,210 --> 01:00:47,550
( gasps )
1243
01:00:47,580 --> 01:00:48,850
Stop it. Stop it.
1244
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:49,480
Get down.
1245
01:00:49,510 --> 01:00:50,380
They're the bros.
1246
01:00:50,410 --> 01:00:51,240
Yeah, yeah.
1247
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:52,210
She fished them out of
the basement.
1248
01:00:52,250 --> 01:00:55,160
Don't make this harder
than it needs to be.
1249
01:00:55,190 --> 01:00:57,790
You're gonna pay for
what you did to Lisa!
1250
01:00:57,820 --> 01:00:58,480
Yeah!
1251
01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:00,090
We're gonna tell on you!
1252
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:04,170
"We're gonna tell on you"?
1253
01:01:04,190 --> 01:01:08,030
The cops don't know,
the cops don't care.
1254
01:01:08,070 --> 01:01:11,010
They'll never suspect me,
they're all sexist.
1255
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:12,240
( cocks gun )
1256
01:01:12,270 --> 01:01:12,980
Fuck!
1257
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:13,500
Shit!
1258
01:01:13,540 --> 01:01:14,210
Split up! Split up!
1259
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:15,010
( gun shot )
1260
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:16,950
You're out of
your league, kids!
1261
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:19,780
Alright, come on.
1262
01:01:20,910 --> 01:01:22,270
I want you to get them, huh?
1263
01:01:25,950 --> 01:01:27,010
Go get 'em.
1264
01:01:27,050 --> 01:01:28,280
Go on, boys.
1265
01:01:29,290 --> 01:01:29,760
Go on.
1266
01:01:29,790 --> 01:01:31,530
Go get 'em, boys.
1267
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:32,900
Go get 'em.
1268
01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:35,600
Do you have any snacks?
1269
01:01:35,630 --> 01:01:38,100
I- I ate all my hot dogs
and I'm so fuckin' hungry.
1270
01:01:38,130 --> 01:01:40,100
No, I don't have any snacks,
man.
1271
01:01:40,130 --> 01:01:41,060
Fuck.
1272
01:01:43,130 --> 01:01:43,830
( snaps )
1273
01:01:43,870 --> 01:01:45,570
Oh, goddammit,
Harold, stop it.
1274
01:01:46,970 --> 01:01:48,300
Come on, honey.
1275
01:01:49,970 --> 01:01:51,070
You go make me proud.
1276
01:01:51,110 --> 01:01:53,020
Make me proud, honey.
1277
01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:56,510
( grunting )
1278
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:01,350
( gun shot )
1279
01:02:08,460 --> 01:02:15,240
( snarling )
1280
01:02:25,980 --> 01:02:28,180
I got one!
1281
01:02:28,210 --> 01:02:29,010
Get down!
1282
01:02:29,050 --> 01:02:30,520
( gun shot )
1283
01:02:42,060 --> 01:02:43,100
( gun shot )
1284
01:02:44,390 --> 01:02:45,930
Oh, fuck.
1285
01:02:46,630 --> 01:02:47,630
Shit. Shit.
1286
01:02:47,660 --> 01:02:49,460
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
1287
01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:51,140
( gun shot )
1288
01:02:51,170 --> 01:02:52,540
( groan )
1289
01:02:52,570 --> 01:02:53,580
Holy shit!
1290
01:02:55,410 --> 01:02:57,210
( groans )
1291
01:02:58,610 --> 01:02:59,510
( thud )
1292
01:02:59,540 --> 01:03:00,910
( moans )
1293
01:03:00,950 --> 01:03:02,280
Check mate, biatch!
1294
01:03:02,310 --> 01:03:03,310
Fuck!
1295
01:03:06,020 --> 01:03:07,320
Yo, she-bitch!
1296
01:03:07,350 --> 01:03:08,480
( gun shot )
1297
01:03:11,090 --> 01:03:12,090
I got her!
1298
01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:14,120
( snarling )
1299
01:03:15,230 --> 01:03:16,570
( struggling )
1300
01:03:16,590 --> 01:03:18,190
( snarling )
1301
01:03:18,230 --> 01:03:19,070
( gun shot )
1302
01:03:19,100 --> 01:03:20,970
( snarling )
1303
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:22,040
( thud )
1304
01:03:22,070 --> 01:03:24,610
( groans )
1305
01:03:24,630 --> 01:03:27,070
Oh, disgusting!
1306
01:03:27,100 --> 01:03:27,630
Guys, guys!
1307
01:03:27,670 --> 01:03:29,130
Where's the neighbour?
1308
01:03:29,170 --> 01:03:30,570
Wha-
1309
01:03:31,980 --> 01:03:33,950
I don't know,
but let's go and get dad!
1310
01:03:33,980 --> 01:03:35,120
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1311
01:03:39,180 --> 01:03:39,980
Ah, fuck.
1312
01:03:40,020 --> 01:03:41,420
Now I got piss and blood
all over me.
1313
01:03:51,730 --> 01:03:54,240
( grunting )
1314
01:04:15,550 --> 01:04:17,720
Wha- what's
with all the unicorns?
1315
01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:23,500
( shatters )
1316
01:04:23,530 --> 01:04:25,200
Fuck unicorns.
1317
01:04:44,810 --> 01:04:45,340
Where's dad?
1318
01:04:45,380 --> 01:04:46,610
Dad's under the stairs.
1319
01:04:52,820 --> 01:04:59,320
( bells ringing )
1320
01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:01,360
He's coming!
1321
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:02,570
Who's coming?
1322
01:05:05,140 --> 01:05:06,080
Summer.
1323
01:05:06,100 --> 01:05:07,270
Who's coming?
1324
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:11,300
Fuck.
1325
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:14,270
The fuck is she talking about?
1326
01:05:19,450 --> 01:05:20,620
Holy shit.
1327
01:05:22,350 --> 01:05:24,320
( snarling )
1328
01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:26,330
Shit!
1329
01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:26,960
Shit.
1330
01:05:26,990 --> 01:05:28,390
Um, Jason, hold the door.
1331
01:05:28,430 --> 01:05:30,170
Colin, help me out here.
1332
01:05:30,190 --> 01:05:30,620
Ok.
1333
01:05:30,660 --> 01:05:32,190
( growling )
1334
01:05:32,230 --> 01:05:33,070
Come on.
1335
01:05:33,100 --> 01:05:34,800
( thumping )
1336
01:05:34,830 --> 01:05:37,630
( growling )
1337
01:05:44,810 --> 01:05:45,810
( bursts open )
1338
01:05:52,150 --> 01:05:54,560
Ok, come on, come on.
1339
01:05:54,580 --> 01:05:56,450
( creaking )
1340
01:05:56,490 --> 01:05:57,360
Summer.
1341
01:05:57,390 --> 01:05:59,090
Summer, where's dad?
1342
01:05:59,120 --> 01:05:59,580
Where are we going?
1343
01:05:59,620 --> 01:06:00,250
Shh!
1344
01:06:00,290 --> 01:06:02,320
Guys, where are you going?
1345
01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:03,470
What're you doing?
1346
01:06:03,490 --> 01:06:04,220
Guys?
1347
01:06:04,260 --> 01:06:05,160
Shh!
1348
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:06,800
Shut up!
1349
01:06:08,330 --> 01:06:09,390
( gasps )
1350
01:06:09,430 --> 01:06:12,160
( stuttering )
1351
01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:13,830
Creepy kids!
1352
01:06:13,870 --> 01:06:16,570
( door bursts open )
1353
01:06:16,610 --> 01:06:18,380
( gasping )
1354
01:06:18,410 --> 01:06:20,250
Hey, you guys look cool.
1355
01:06:23,450 --> 01:06:24,520
What's up with
the crack babies?
1356
01:06:24,550 --> 01:06:25,590
Dad, stay down!
1357
01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:28,360
Ah gross!
1358
01:06:28,390 --> 01:06:29,620
Dad, come on!
1359
01:06:29,650 --> 01:06:30,380
Come on!
1360
01:06:30,420 --> 01:06:31,120
Is that blood?
1361
01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:31,690
Yes!
1362
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:33,850
Because fucking dead!
1363
01:06:33,890 --> 01:06:35,490
What do you mean,
fucking dead?
1364
01:06:35,530 --> 01:06:36,900
Is that... blood on you, too?
1365
01:06:36,930 --> 01:06:38,400
Dad, I need your help!
1366
01:06:38,430 --> 01:06:39,370
What happened to the room?
1367
01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:41,270
What- ok, why is there
a couch-
1368
01:06:41,300 --> 01:06:42,140
What?
1369
01:06:42,170 --> 01:06:43,410
Bring it- Colin,
help me bring it down.
1370
01:06:43,430 --> 01:06:44,200
What?
1371
01:06:44,230 --> 01:06:45,760
No, dad, I need you
to help me!
1372
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:47,570
Just stop yelling.
1373
01:06:48,910 --> 01:06:49,710
Hey, Colin.
1374
01:06:49,740 --> 01:06:50,350
Hey.
1375
01:06:50,370 --> 01:06:50,900
Buddy.
1376
01:06:50,940 --> 01:06:51,670
Hey. Hey!
1377
01:06:51,710 --> 01:06:52,680
I'm trying to- woah.
1378
01:06:52,710 --> 01:06:53,480
Look...
1379
01:06:53,510 --> 01:06:54,870
Come on, bash her
skull in!
1380
01:06:54,910 --> 01:06:56,140
You know I love you, buddy,
right?
1381
01:06:56,180 --> 01:06:57,240
Yeah.
1382
01:06:57,280 --> 01:06:59,880
A- And- And I know I can act
dumb sometimes, right?
1383
01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:01,560
I'm trying!
1384
01:07:01,590 --> 01:07:03,730
And I know I should probably
act more mature.
1385
01:07:03,750 --> 01:07:04,720
Y- yeah.
1386
01:07:04,750 --> 01:07:06,320
I just wanna be the fun dad.
1387
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:07,060
( struggling )
1388
01:07:07,090 --> 01:07:08,790
You know,
the- the cool dad.
1389
01:07:08,830 --> 01:07:09,260
Alright?
1390
01:07:09,290 --> 01:07:09,890
Come on, Jason!
1391
01:07:09,930 --> 01:07:11,030
It's just a little girl!
1392
01:07:11,060 --> 01:07:14,690
But it's... it's hard, you
know, your mother and I...
1393
01:07:14,730 --> 01:07:15,790
Uh-huh, yeah.
1394
01:07:15,830 --> 01:07:16,600
That's why this is
so messed up!
1395
01:07:16,630 --> 01:07:18,900
I just want you to know
that I...
1396
01:07:18,940 --> 01:07:22,780
I love you and your sister
very much.
1397
01:07:22,810 --> 01:07:24,180
Ok, dad, we love you, too.
1398
01:07:24,210 --> 01:07:25,250
Ok, good stuff.
1399
01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:27,180
Good talk.
1400
01:07:27,210 --> 01:07:28,170
And I...
1401
01:07:35,850 --> 01:07:40,590
( gasping )
1402
01:07:42,230 --> 01:07:44,930
S- Summer,
what did you do?
1403
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:46,230
What did you do?
1404
01:07:46,260 --> 01:07:47,560
Ok, dad, we gotta get
out of here now.
1405
01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:48,640
Come on.
1406
01:07:48,670 --> 01:07:50,340
Where's Lisa?
1407
01:07:50,370 --> 01:07:51,970
Dad. Dad.
1408
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,330
Lisa's gone.
1409
01:07:55,510 --> 01:07:56,250
What do you mean,
she's gone?
1410
01:07:56,270 --> 01:07:57,440
What do you...
1411
01:07:57,470 --> 01:07:59,400
She turned into one of those
and then Colin had to...
1412
01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:00,440
Colin had to what?
1413
01:08:03,350 --> 01:08:04,720
Colin? Colin?
1414
01:08:04,750 --> 01:08:05,990
Colin had to what?
1415
01:08:06,020 --> 01:08:06,690
Look, dad, you can increase your
chances of meeting someone new
1416
01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:08,760
if we get out of
here alive.
1417
01:08:11,890 --> 01:08:12,990
Oh... yeah, alright.
1418
01:08:13,020 --> 01:08:14,290
( smashing thump )
1419
01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:15,320
( gasps )
1420
01:08:16,860 --> 01:08:20,460
( low growling )
1421
01:08:20,500 --> 01:08:21,200
What is that?
1422
01:08:21,230 --> 01:08:22,960
Ok, dad, help me
with the door!
1423
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:23,740
What the fuck is that?
1424
01:08:23,770 --> 01:08:25,410
Help me with
the fucking door!
1425
01:08:26,470 --> 01:08:27,800
( thud )
1426
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:29,280
Fuck, I hate axes!
1427
01:08:29,310 --> 01:08:30,950
( groaning )
1428
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:38,510
( thud )
1429
01:08:51,660 --> 01:08:52,760
My babies!
1430
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:54,540
What did you do to
my babies?!
1431
01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:55,430
Colin, gun!
1432
01:08:58,340 --> 01:08:58,910
Shit!
1433
01:08:58,940 --> 01:08:59,610
I didn't reload it!
1434
01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:02,500
( cries out )
1435
01:09:02,540 --> 01:09:03,680
( thud )
1436
01:09:03,710 --> 01:09:06,680
( groans )
1437
01:09:06,710 --> 01:09:09,570
( fighting grunts )
1438
01:09:09,610 --> 01:09:10,510
Fuck!
1439
01:09:14,820 --> 01:09:16,660
I liked Lisa,
you fucking bitch!
1440
01:09:16,690 --> 01:09:18,290
( groans )
1441
01:09:19,820 --> 01:09:21,290
( cries out in pain )
1442
01:09:21,330 --> 01:09:22,660
( laughs )
1443
01:09:22,690 --> 01:09:23,490
Here's another one!
1444
01:09:23,530 --> 01:09:25,070
( cries out )
1445
01:09:25,090 --> 01:09:26,490
( groaning )
1446
01:09:30,970 --> 01:09:33,910
( cries out )
1447
01:09:33,940 --> 01:09:34,940
Dad!
1448
01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:37,970
Are you ok?
1449
01:09:38,710 --> 01:09:41,020
She fucking stabbed me!
1450
01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:43,310
Fuck off with the throwing
the knives!
1451
01:09:43,350 --> 01:09:44,550
Fuck.
1452
01:09:44,580 --> 01:09:47,410
( moaning )
1453
01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:48,650
Is it bad?
1454
01:09:48,690 --> 01:09:49,620
You got stabbed!
1455
01:09:49,650 --> 01:09:50,110
Yeah, it's bad.
1456
01:09:50,150 --> 01:09:50,880
It's pretty bad!
1457
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:51,620
It's pretty bad.
1458
01:09:51,660 --> 01:09:52,590
Yeah.
1459
01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:54,560
Idiot!
1460
01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:56,630
Stay!
1461
01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:04,440
( splat )
1462
01:10:09,410 --> 01:10:10,710
I think we're done here.
1463
01:10:17,610 --> 01:10:18,540
Summer!
1464
01:10:18,580 --> 01:10:19,940
Summer, dad's hurt!
1465
01:10:19,980 --> 01:10:20,610
Fuck.
1466
01:10:20,650 --> 01:10:21,980
Shit.
1467
01:10:22,020 --> 01:10:22,660
( groaning )
1468
01:10:22,690 --> 01:10:23,630
Oh my god, dad!
1469
01:10:23,650 --> 01:10:25,480
Don't worry, we're gonna get
you out of here!
1470
01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:27,050
Shit, he's losing
a lot of blood.
1471
01:10:27,090 --> 01:10:28,420
Fuck!
1472
01:10:28,460 --> 01:10:29,630
Summer, don't use that kind
of language,
1473
01:10:29,660 --> 01:10:30,370
it doesn't suit you.
1474
01:10:30,390 --> 01:10:30,960
Guys, guys!
1475
01:10:30,990 --> 01:10:32,090
Car keys!
1476
01:10:32,130 --> 01:10:32,730
There's, like, a ton of cars
out there!
1477
01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:38,860
Alright, dad, dad, BRB.
1478
01:10:38,900 --> 01:10:39,930
What does that mean?
1479
01:10:39,970 --> 01:10:41,340
Jason, stay with dad!
1480
01:10:42,970 --> 01:10:45,040
I gotta- I gotta find something
to stop this bleeding.
1481
01:10:59,990 --> 01:11:00,760
Duct tape.
1482
01:11:00,790 --> 01:11:02,950
It really is good
for everything.
1483
01:11:02,990 --> 01:11:04,020
Stay with me, Roger.
1484
01:11:04,060 --> 01:11:05,060
You're gonna be ok, alright?
1485
01:11:05,090 --> 01:11:08,930
Hey, you called me- you
called me by first name.
1486
01:11:08,970 --> 01:11:11,810
P- power five.
1487
01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:13,140
Ow.
1488
01:11:13,170 --> 01:11:15,040
You nailed it.
1489
01:11:15,070 --> 01:11:16,170
Dad, we got a car.
1490
01:11:16,210 --> 01:11:17,180
( coughs )
1491
01:11:17,210 --> 01:11:18,050
Is it nice?
1492
01:11:18,070 --> 01:11:19,470
Yes.
1493
01:11:21,080 --> 01:11:23,120
You always were my favourite,
Colin.
1494
01:11:23,150 --> 01:11:24,420
I hate you.
1495
01:11:24,450 --> 01:11:25,450
No you don't.
1496
01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:54,710
( gun shot )
1497
01:11:55,510 --> 01:11:57,510
( screaming )
1498
01:11:57,910 --> 01:12:01,150
Dad!!!!!!!!
1499
01:12:02,690 --> 01:12:04,690
Dad!!!!!
1500
01:12:06,620 --> 01:12:08,050
Dad!!!!!!
1501
01:12:08,090 --> 01:12:08,950
( gun shot )
1502
01:12:08,990 --> 01:12:11,090
( shatters )
1503
01:12:11,130 --> 01:12:13,200
Guys, guys, let's go, now!
1504
01:12:13,230 --> 01:12:14,000
Now! Now!
1505
01:12:14,030 --> 01:12:15,090
Now!
1506
01:12:23,010 --> 01:12:26,820
( gasping )
1507
01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:27,940
( gun shot )
1508
01:12:27,980 --> 01:12:32,520
That was my family you just
killed, you little shit!
1509
01:12:34,250 --> 01:12:35,780
Ten years.
1510
01:12:35,820 --> 01:12:39,130
Ten years of feeding,
caring for them.
1511
01:12:39,160 --> 01:12:42,660
Do you have any idea
how hard it was?
1512
01:12:42,690 --> 01:12:44,960
And did I get
any thank yous?
1513
01:12:44,990 --> 01:12:46,260
( gun shot )
1514
01:12:46,300 --> 01:12:47,240
No!
1515
01:12:47,260 --> 01:12:50,090
Not one fucking thank you!
1516
01:12:50,130 --> 01:12:52,900
Oh, bitch, you're
so dramatic!
1517
01:12:52,940 --> 01:12:54,780
But they loved me!
1518
01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:58,040
They really loved me!
1519
01:12:58,070 --> 01:13:00,270
Who's gonna love me now,
huh?
1520
01:13:00,310 --> 01:13:01,120
Who?
1521
01:13:01,140 --> 01:13:02,710
( gun shot )
1522
01:13:04,610 --> 01:13:05,940
Who cares?
1523
01:13:07,750 --> 01:13:09,680
( thump )
1524
01:13:28,670 --> 01:13:30,540
That was for Roger.
1525
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:39,540
You shouldn't have messed
with my family!
1526
01:13:39,580 --> 01:13:40,710
( sobbing )
1527
01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:43,080
Your dad was a piece
of shit.
1528
01:13:43,120 --> 01:13:44,830
( spits )
1529
01:13:44,850 --> 01:13:46,150
Wait!
1530
01:13:50,030 --> 01:13:51,600
I got this.
1531
01:14:02,610 --> 01:14:05,280
Consider this the ultimate
power five, dad.
1532
01:14:08,180 --> 01:14:09,620
( hyperventilating )
1533
01:14:09,650 --> 01:14:11,020
( thudding squelch )
1534
01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:36,110
Let's get the fuck out of here.
1535
01:14:36,140 --> 01:14:38,110
You drive.
1536
01:14:57,060 --> 01:15:07,070
*
1537
01:15:07,100 --> 01:15:17,140
*
1538
01:15:17,150 --> 01:15:27,100
*
1539
01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:37,160
*
1540
01:15:37,170 --> 01:15:47,120
*
1541
01:15:47,140 --> 01:15:57,180
*
1542
01:15:57,190 --> 01:16:02,260
*
1543
01:16:17,770 --> 01:16:19,740
( turns on radio )
1544
01:16:19,780 --> 01:16:26,150
*
1545
01:16:26,180 --> 01:16:31,780
( phone vibrating )
1546
01:16:31,820 --> 01:16:36,390
* It was a lonely night
1547
01:16:36,430 --> 01:16:37,370
* the feeling,
1548
01:16:37,390 --> 01:16:39,090
Hi mom.
1549
01:16:39,130 --> 01:16:43,200
* in the air was turning
1550
01:16:43,230 --> 01:16:48,900
* I know what I want
you to, *
1551
01:16:48,940 --> 01:16:54,950
* to do for me.
1552
01:16:54,980 --> 01:17:01,020
* I know what I
want you to, *
1553
01:17:01,050 --> 01:17:05,420
* to do for me.
1554
01:17:05,450 --> 01:17:08,450
* Come on, Come on,
1555
01:17:08,490 --> 01:17:12,990
* come on, Come,
1556
01:17:13,030 --> 01:17:15,800
* just take my hand.
1557
01:17:15,830 --> 01:17:25,800
*
1558
01:17:25,840 --> 01:17:30,780
*
1559
01:17:30,810 --> 01:17:36,280
* It was more than
just a call, *
1560
01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:42,260
* I'm hearing your
chest is beating *
1561
01:17:42,290 --> 01:17:48,160
* Oh baby take my hand
1562
01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:54,210
* and close,
close your eyes *
1563
01:17:54,240 --> 01:18:00,410
* I'll lead, lead the way
1564
01:18:00,440 --> 01:18:06,950
* the way, to an end
1565
01:18:06,980 --> 01:18:13,250
* I know what I want
you to, *
1566
01:18:13,290 --> 01:18:19,070
* to do for me.
1567
01:18:19,100 --> 01:18:24,940
* I know what
I want you to, *
1568
01:18:24,970 --> 01:18:29,910
* to do for me.
1569
01:18:29,940 --> 01:18:32,380
* Come on, Come on,
1570
01:18:32,410 --> 01:18:37,120
* come on, Come,
1571
01:18:37,150 --> 01:18:41,860
* just take my hand.
1572
01:18:41,890 --> 01:18:44,330
* Come on, Come on,
1573
01:18:44,350 --> 01:18:49,090
* come on, Come,
1574
01:18:49,130 --> 01:18:54,440
* just take my hand.
1575
01:18:54,460 --> 01:18:58,300
* Take my hand.
1576
01:18:58,330 --> 01:19:13,210
*
1577
01:19:13,250 --> 01:19:15,460
* To do for me
1578
01:19:15,480 --> 01:19:25,520
*
1579
01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:32,530
*
1580
01:19:32,570 --> 01:19:35,080
* Come on, come on.
1581
01:19:35,100 --> 01:19:45,140
*
1582
01:19:45,180 --> 01:20:00,020
*
1583
01:20:00,060 --> 01:20:04,100
* I know what I want
you to do. *
1584
01:20:04,130 --> 01:20:14,110
*
1585
01:20:14,140 --> 01:20:24,180
*
1586
01:20:24,190 --> 01:20:34,170
*
1587
01:20:34,200 --> 01:20:44,250
*
1588
01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:54,150
*
1589
01:20:54,180 --> 01:21:04,220
*
1590
01:21:04,230 --> 01:21:14,210
*
1591
01:21:14,240 --> 01:21:24,290
*
1592
01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:34,120
*
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