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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,007 --> 00:00:11,476 My name is Darcy. 2 00:00:11,509 --> 00:00:15,247 And this, is the end. 3 00:00:15,281 --> 00:00:17,382 I know what you're thinking. 4 00:00:17,416 --> 00:00:19,217 She has the cute guy. 5 00:00:19,251 --> 00:00:22,155 So life must be pretty great. 6 00:00:22,187 --> 00:00:23,789 Would you like to try some of mine? 7 00:00:23,823 --> 00:00:26,158 And you know what? 8 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:28,193 I used to believe that. 9 00:00:32,298 --> 00:00:36,234 I used to think that up until you found your soul mate, 10 00:00:36,268 --> 00:00:38,670 -nothing was really complete. -This is to die for. 11 00:00:38,704 --> 00:00:41,707 But, it's not about the guys at all. 12 00:00:41,740 --> 00:00:43,709 In fact, fuck guys. 13 00:00:43,741 --> 00:00:46,711 It's about your friends. 14 00:00:46,744 --> 00:00:48,780 You're gonna call me a man-hater. 15 00:00:48,814 --> 00:00:52,051 But that couldn't be further from the truth. 16 00:00:54,820 --> 00:00:56,421 I love men. 17 00:00:56,454 --> 00:01:00,059 If anything, I love them too much. 18 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:03,862 And that's what got me into trouble. 19 00:01:03,896 --> 00:01:05,799 I really was having a good time. 20 00:01:16,174 --> 00:01:18,343 But for you to understand, 21 00:01:18,376 --> 00:01:20,280 we have to go back to the beginning. 22 00:01:20,938 --> 00:01:26,609 BLACK WINDOWS 23 00:01:27,522 --> 00:01:30,522 Subrip: Pix 24 00:02:57,242 --> 00:02:59,811 I've never had the best of luck with men. 25 00:02:59,844 --> 00:03:02,949 But, if I'm being truthful with myself, 26 00:03:02,981 --> 00:03:05,217 that's probably my fault. 27 00:03:05,251 --> 00:03:08,688 I mean, look at me, bringing flowers to my boyfriend 28 00:03:08,721 --> 00:03:10,923 on our anniversary. 29 00:03:10,955 --> 00:03:12,490 Sucker. 30 00:03:12,524 --> 00:03:13,859 I was sweet, naive, 31 00:03:13,891 --> 00:03:17,530 and maybe just a little bit stupid. 32 00:03:17,562 --> 00:03:18,663 That's why in life, 33 00:03:18,697 --> 00:03:19,899 you need someone to come in 34 00:03:19,931 --> 00:03:22,367 and give you a big dose of reality. 35 00:03:23,602 --> 00:03:24,670 What the fuck? 36 00:03:24,703 --> 00:03:26,438 Why aren't you at work? 37 00:03:26,472 --> 00:03:27,873 Well, this is awkward. 38 00:03:27,906 --> 00:03:30,308 I was hoping to be clothed when I finally met you. 39 00:03:30,342 --> 00:03:31,777 Excuse me? 40 00:03:31,810 --> 00:03:33,812 Well, there's pictures of you in the living room, 41 00:03:33,846 --> 00:03:35,348 and, I was almost jealous, 42 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:37,849 but Jeremy explained that you're his sister. 43 00:03:37,883 --> 00:03:41,020 And you're... You're really pretty. 44 00:03:41,052 --> 00:03:42,587 What the fuck is going on? 45 00:03:42,621 --> 00:03:46,259 -She's... -I'm his girlfriend. 46 00:03:46,292 --> 00:03:49,395 I can't blame her for giving me the crazy eyes. 47 00:03:49,427 --> 00:03:50,962 I'd probably do the same thing. 48 00:03:50,996 --> 00:03:53,832 -Baby, it's not what it looks like... -Baby? 49 00:03:53,866 --> 00:03:55,968 Yeah, right? Three months? 50 00:03:56,001 --> 00:03:57,870 How about three years? 51 00:03:57,902 --> 00:04:00,639 You're not his sister. 52 00:04:00,673 --> 00:04:03,908 This is just a one time thing, I don't... I barely know her. 53 00:04:03,942 --> 00:04:06,012 I... Kate, honestly, it was just this one time 54 00:04:06,044 --> 00:04:07,746 I... it was just one time. It was a mistake, 55 00:04:07,780 --> 00:04:09,414 I made a mistake. 56 00:04:09,448 --> 00:04:11,683 What, well, you couldn't have chosen somebody better? 57 00:04:11,717 --> 00:04:14,387 Baby, no one's better than you, right? 58 00:04:14,419 --> 00:04:18,456 I mean, look at her, she's a bit porky, don't you think? 59 00:04:18,490 --> 00:04:20,425 What are you talking about... 60 00:04:20,459 --> 00:04:22,495 This is so humiliating! 61 00:04:22,528 --> 00:04:24,730 And that was my first threesome. 62 00:04:24,762 --> 00:04:28,900 See your heart beat through your chest 63 00:04:28,934 --> 00:04:30,703 And I feel like I'm your prey 64 00:04:32,904 --> 00:04:36,641 You've got me by the neck 65 00:04:36,675 --> 00:04:38,978 And I don't wanna get away... 66 00:04:40,545 --> 00:04:43,783 Does she know you're talking to me? 67 00:04:43,815 --> 00:04:47,786 In my life, Nora was the big sister. 68 00:04:47,819 --> 00:04:49,555 Theatrically over-protective. 69 00:04:49,588 --> 00:04:54,360 I just don't really know if polyamorous is my thing. 70 00:04:54,392 --> 00:04:55,627 If that's the word. 71 00:04:55,661 --> 00:04:57,663 Yeah, I guess I could do dinner, 72 00:04:58,564 --> 00:05:00,900 with both of you, on satur... 73 00:05:00,932 --> 00:05:02,567 No, why are you even calling her? 74 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:03,968 You are not man enough for one woman, 75 00:05:04,002 --> 00:05:05,571 much less two, or twenty, or whatever. 76 00:05:05,603 --> 00:05:06,871 What do you think this is, "big love"? 77 00:05:06,904 --> 00:05:08,673 You can't have a million girlfriends. 78 00:05:08,706 --> 00:05:09,774 Leave Darcy alone, all right? 79 00:05:09,807 --> 00:05:11,043 She's way better than you. 80 00:05:11,076 --> 00:05:12,677 Consider yourself blocked. 81 00:05:12,711 --> 00:05:14,447 Bye. 82 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,480 -Trade? -Yeah. 83 00:05:15,514 --> 00:05:17,415 Okay. 84 00:05:17,449 --> 00:05:19,552 Seriously though, you should probably block him. 85 00:05:19,584 --> 00:05:23,555 Really? Thank you. 86 00:05:23,588 --> 00:05:26,759 You're welcome. You deserve a lot better than that. 87 00:05:29,661 --> 00:05:31,096 Really? Another dud? 88 00:05:31,129 --> 00:05:35,401 The last guy was literally tindering during dinner. 89 00:05:35,434 --> 00:05:37,803 Why can't we just pick for her? 90 00:05:37,836 --> 00:05:40,139 That's strike three, Nora. 91 00:05:40,172 --> 00:05:42,808 I'm gonna have to call you back. 92 00:05:42,841 --> 00:05:44,610 Really? 'Cause of this? 93 00:05:44,642 --> 00:05:47,379 Management just saw the donut petition. 94 00:05:47,413 --> 00:05:49,782 I just said that I think there should be donuts. 95 00:05:49,814 --> 00:05:50,631 Nora... 96 00:05:50,632 --> 00:05:53,084 It was discriminatory to have bagels and not donuts. 97 00:05:53,117 --> 00:05:56,389 You petitioned the staff to get management to buy donuts. 98 00:05:56,422 --> 00:05:58,691 I like my morning with frosting and sprinkles. 99 00:05:58,723 --> 00:06:01,394 Last month, it was the amount of creamer options in here, 100 00:06:01,427 --> 00:06:03,796 and how much time is given for paternity leave. 101 00:06:03,829 --> 00:06:05,865 I'm a woman of the people. 102 00:06:05,898 --> 00:06:07,967 Not anymore, you aren't. 103 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,536 Management is concerned that you aren't as passionate about your work, 104 00:06:10,569 --> 00:06:13,673 as you are about the break room supplies and the staff policy. 105 00:06:16,141 --> 00:06:18,644 I'm sorry. 106 00:06:34,759 --> 00:06:36,995 How many of these do you think I can fit in my mouth at once? 107 00:06:37,028 --> 00:06:38,663 Ready for more? 108 00:06:38,697 --> 00:06:40,432 -Please fit them all in there. -Round four. 109 00:06:40,466 --> 00:06:41,966 Then there was Olivia. 110 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,603 She was more like the matriarch of the group. 111 00:06:44,636 --> 00:06:46,038 All right, ladies, 112 00:06:46,071 --> 00:06:47,206 raise your glasses. 113 00:06:47,238 --> 00:06:49,507 Here's to a new chapter. 114 00:06:49,540 --> 00:06:51,076 -Cheers. -Cheers. 115 00:06:51,108 --> 00:06:53,178 She claimed to know what was best. 116 00:06:53,211 --> 00:06:55,647 And she was usually right. 117 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:58,483 How about more about how you're a metrosexual, 'cause he's definitely Metro. 118 00:06:58,516 --> 00:07:00,552 She seemed to have the perfect life. 119 00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:03,021 Complete with friends just like her. 120 00:07:03,055 --> 00:07:04,689 -You called him out. -You revealed one of your secrets. 121 00:07:04,723 --> 00:07:05,658 You called him out. 122 00:07:05,690 --> 00:07:07,659 I'm just telling you, I'm not gonna drive, 123 00:07:07,692 --> 00:07:09,093 he's driving. 124 00:07:09,127 --> 00:07:11,564 -This was amazing. -It was. 125 00:07:11,596 --> 00:07:13,573 Thank you so much, you guys, for having us. 126 00:07:13,574 --> 00:07:14,233 Anytime. 127 00:07:14,266 --> 00:07:16,701 -Next time it's at our place, okay? -Okay. 128 00:07:16,735 --> 00:07:17,970 No, it was a pleasure. 129 00:07:18,002 --> 00:07:19,471 We don't see you guys often enough. 130 00:07:19,504 --> 00:07:23,108 You guys are so precious. 131 00:07:23,141 --> 00:07:25,044 Hey, when are we gonna go golfing again? 132 00:07:25,076 --> 00:07:27,079 -Megan just bought me a new driver. -I'll call you. 133 00:07:27,112 --> 00:07:29,582 And we're gonna have lunch while these guys are out. 134 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:30,882 -You and me. -I'd like that. 135 00:07:30,915 --> 00:07:32,584 Take care. 136 00:07:32,617 --> 00:07:33,918 -Take care, you guys, see you. -Bye, thanks again. 137 00:07:33,951 --> 00:07:35,620 Drive safely. 138 00:07:37,689 --> 00:07:40,125 They're so cute. 139 00:07:40,158 --> 00:07:41,093 He's so nice, isn't he? 140 00:07:42,528 --> 00:07:43,696 He is. 141 00:07:43,728 --> 00:07:44,930 Babe, can you pour me a drink? 142 00:07:44,963 --> 00:07:46,532 Are you sure you need another one? 143 00:07:46,564 --> 00:07:48,834 Please don't make me ask again. 144 00:07:48,867 --> 00:07:50,603 I'm just saying, I don't think you need another drink. 145 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:52,672 There you go, thinking again. 146 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:56,676 Are you listening to me? 147 00:07:59,177 --> 00:08:02,781 Look at me when I talk to you. 148 00:08:02,814 --> 00:08:05,117 Wipe that look off your face, or I'll do it for you. 149 00:08:05,149 --> 00:08:07,919 I'm not gonna do this with you again. 150 00:08:07,952 --> 00:08:10,755 Okay? 151 00:08:20,798 --> 00:08:24,135 But we all have our secrets. 152 00:08:31,043 --> 00:08:34,245 And back to the parents' house, again. 153 00:08:34,278 --> 00:08:37,216 The secret's out. 154 00:08:38,649 --> 00:08:42,721 Thanks. 155 00:08:42,754 --> 00:08:44,889 I wish I was just visiting. 156 00:08:46,758 --> 00:08:48,826 -Let's go hustle. -All right. 157 00:08:48,860 --> 00:08:50,296 Hurry, hurry. 158 00:08:52,331 --> 00:08:55,301 Got milk. 159 00:08:55,333 --> 00:08:57,335 Delete that, right now. 160 00:08:57,369 --> 00:08:58,803 We were a family. 161 00:08:58,836 --> 00:09:00,038 My god, you guys. Do you remember? 162 00:09:00,072 --> 00:09:01,273 My grill? 163 00:09:01,306 --> 00:09:03,341 They called me "metalmouth" for years. 164 00:09:03,375 --> 00:09:04,909 Here's Olivia. 165 00:09:04,942 --> 00:09:06,778 Sophisticated, personified. 166 00:09:06,812 --> 00:09:09,315 Not here. 167 00:09:09,347 --> 00:09:11,649 We put our friendship above everything. 168 00:09:11,682 --> 00:09:13,052 Including our love lives. 169 00:09:13,085 --> 00:09:15,254 Is that Andy in the background? 170 00:09:17,221 --> 00:09:18,790 That's definitely him. 171 00:09:18,823 --> 00:09:19,991 That was the year before we met you. 172 00:09:20,024 --> 00:09:21,726 Before Andy became a shit stain. 173 00:09:21,759 --> 00:09:22,961 -Do you remember that day? -No. 174 00:09:22,995 --> 00:09:25,129 I was so mortified. 175 00:09:25,163 --> 00:09:26,798 I can't believe anyone believed that rumor, anyways. 176 00:09:26,831 --> 00:09:28,701 Like I'd make animal noises during sex. 177 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:30,201 He was obviously lying. 178 00:09:30,235 --> 00:09:32,171 That takes more coordination than you have. 179 00:09:32,203 --> 00:09:33,838 True, true, all of the breathing, 180 00:09:33,871 --> 00:09:36,875 and the movement, and the barnyard noises. 181 00:09:36,908 --> 00:09:38,777 Watch out, or you will wake up naked, tied to a porch, 182 00:09:38,809 --> 00:09:40,111 like dear old Andy. 183 00:09:40,144 --> 00:09:42,180 Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. 184 00:09:42,214 --> 00:09:43,849 Cocksucker deserved it. 185 00:09:46,684 --> 00:09:48,753 Olivia! 186 00:09:48,787 --> 00:09:52,324 Speaking of cocksuckers. 187 00:09:52,356 --> 00:09:53,925 Here's Johnny. 188 00:09:56,662 --> 00:09:59,865 Olivia! Open the door! 189 00:10:03,034 --> 00:10:04,971 Olivia! 190 00:10:28,726 --> 00:10:30,161 Come on baby, let me in. 191 00:10:30,195 --> 00:10:35,034 I called the cops, they're already on their way. 192 00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:36,869 Fuck! 193 00:10:38,470 --> 00:10:42,108 Just sign the divorce papers! 194 00:10:49,147 --> 00:10:52,251 Lovers in the dust... 195 00:10:57,889 --> 00:10:59,957 My god, she's gonna kill you. 196 00:10:59,990 --> 00:11:02,894 Why? She's officially the world's most desirable bachelorette now. 197 00:11:02,927 --> 00:11:05,463 -Hiking? She doesn't hike. -Okay, but men love it. 198 00:11:05,496 --> 00:11:07,131 It's all about the workout pants. 199 00:11:07,164 --> 00:11:08,866 She's not gonna go for this. 200 00:11:08,899 --> 00:11:10,968 This is an intervention. She doesn't have to like it. 201 00:11:11,001 --> 00:11:12,704 You're gonna help her meet her mate. 202 00:11:12,738 --> 00:11:15,307 Who is meeting their mate? 203 00:11:15,340 --> 00:11:17,142 Yeah, "nobabies" dating site. 204 00:11:17,174 --> 00:11:18,409 Is that actually a site? 205 00:11:18,442 --> 00:11:20,178 You're already online dating. 206 00:11:20,211 --> 00:11:21,879 Yeah, we're just helping the process. 207 00:11:21,913 --> 00:11:23,448 Yeah, shut it down. 208 00:11:23,481 --> 00:11:24,882 Really? 209 00:11:24,916 --> 00:11:26,985 I have pigtails in my profile picture. 210 00:11:27,018 --> 00:11:29,422 But blair101 likes them. 211 00:11:32,923 --> 00:11:35,093 He's a little cute, okay. 212 00:11:35,126 --> 00:11:37,962 As a matter of fact, he's quite attractive. 213 00:11:37,995 --> 00:11:40,131 He's on an online dating site. 214 00:11:40,164 --> 00:11:43,367 That's never stopped you before. 215 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:46,304 Fine, whatever. Set it up. 216 00:11:46,337 --> 00:11:47,972 Yes! 217 00:11:48,005 --> 00:11:50,341 -Yup. -No hiking dates. 218 00:11:59,884 --> 00:12:02,386 -So, it's official? -Yep. 219 00:12:02,419 --> 00:12:04,889 Technically it has to go through the system first, 220 00:12:04,923 --> 00:12:06,826 but I am on my way to being a divorce. 221 00:12:11,863 --> 00:12:15,534 -Here's to freedom. -To freedom. 222 00:12:15,567 --> 00:12:19,238 Speaking of men, how was your date last night? 223 00:12:19,270 --> 00:12:20,972 Yes, how was it? 224 00:12:21,005 --> 00:12:22,908 Was he as cute as his pictures online? 225 00:12:22,941 --> 00:12:25,076 Are you referring to the Adonis that you set me up with? 226 00:12:25,110 --> 00:12:27,044 You could have prepared me. 227 00:12:27,077 --> 00:12:29,081 I mean, you can't transition me from geeks to gods 228 00:12:29,114 --> 00:12:30,282 overnight. 229 00:12:30,315 --> 00:12:32,885 So how did our man do? 230 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,153 He seems great. 231 00:12:34,186 --> 00:12:36,054 I don't really know him, but, 232 00:12:36,086 --> 00:12:37,355 he seems sweet so far. 233 00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:39,224 Yes! 234 00:12:39,256 --> 00:12:40,424 You see, all you needed 235 00:12:40,457 --> 00:12:42,226 was Nora's matchmaking services. 236 00:12:42,259 --> 00:12:44,529 Maybe I'll set you up next. 237 00:12:44,562 --> 00:12:47,533 No. Focus on one couple at a time, cupid. 238 00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:50,469 Don't, we just started dating. 239 00:12:50,501 --> 00:12:53,271 You love him. You love him. 240 00:12:53,304 --> 00:12:55,973 Okay, let's not pat ourselves on the back prematurely. 241 00:12:56,006 --> 00:12:58,376 -Love. -Please, stop. 242 00:12:58,409 --> 00:12:59,844 All right, Nora, you're all done. 243 00:12:59,878 --> 00:13:01,079 -I'll see you up front. -Thank you. 244 00:13:01,111 --> 00:13:03,481 -You're good to go. -Thank you. 245 00:13:03,514 --> 00:13:06,150 Darcy and Blair, sitting in a tree...? 246 00:13:06,183 --> 00:13:08,452 -K-I-s-s-I-n-g? -This is cruel. 247 00:13:08,485 --> 00:13:11,023 First comes love, then comes marriage, 248 00:13:11,056 --> 00:13:13,192 then comes... 249 00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:14,860 Okay, ladies, I have to go to work, now. 250 00:13:14,893 --> 00:13:16,295 Crap, me too. 251 00:13:16,327 --> 00:13:21,199 -Right, me three. -Love you. 252 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:25,203 You're gonna roll with that? Okay. 253 00:13:25,236 --> 00:13:29,006 Cold. 254 00:13:29,039 --> 00:13:34,212 -No repetition. -Damn, park. 255 00:13:34,245 --> 00:13:38,015 Darcy. . You're so smooth. 256 00:13:38,048 --> 00:13:39,283 That's so sweet. 257 00:13:39,317 --> 00:13:40,852 That's why they call me, "jamba juice." 258 00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:49,127 -What's this? -That's my bumper sticker. 259 00:13:49,159 --> 00:13:51,329 -Your bumper sticker? -Yeah, my ex wasn't really a fan. 260 00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:52,564 He kinda said it was like 261 00:13:52,596 --> 00:13:54,232 putting a bumper sticker on a Bentley. 262 00:13:54,265 --> 00:13:57,501 A Bentley? Well, at least that's flattering. 263 00:13:57,534 --> 00:14:00,072 Yeah, I guess, if you like gas-guzzling, status symbols, 264 00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:01,273 then, sure, why not? 265 00:14:01,306 --> 00:14:03,876 Somebody is a spitfire today. 266 00:14:03,908 --> 00:14:05,076 Well, maybe so. 267 00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:08,013 -So, what's your deal? -My deal? 268 00:14:08,046 --> 00:14:12,084 Yeah, you're on a dating site. Why? 269 00:14:12,116 --> 00:14:14,151 I could ask you the same question. 270 00:14:14,184 --> 00:14:16,587 Avoidance, that's fine. 271 00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:19,323 Okay. No particular reason. 272 00:14:19,356 --> 00:14:23,294 I just haven't found what I was looking for. 273 00:14:23,327 --> 00:14:27,899 I want the kind of relationship that my parents have. 274 00:14:27,932 --> 00:14:30,369 And up until now, I didn't think I could find that with anyone. 275 00:14:35,039 --> 00:14:37,141 Okay, no. No. Okay, that's like the worst thing 276 00:14:37,174 --> 00:14:39,043 that you could do to a photographer. 277 00:14:39,076 --> 00:14:41,312 You know what? I could get used to being around you. 278 00:14:41,346 --> 00:14:43,248 You're kind of special. 279 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:45,383 Like this kind of special? 280 00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:47,119 I think that is a really good look for you. 281 00:14:47,152 --> 00:14:48,186 You should start doing that more often. 282 00:14:48,219 --> 00:14:49,554 Thank you. You know what? 283 00:14:49,586 --> 00:14:52,256 My normal face doesn't always work for me. 284 00:14:52,289 --> 00:14:54,926 I think it's pretty great. 285 00:14:58,697 --> 00:15:02,167 Do you want to go back inside? 286 00:15:06,437 --> 00:15:08,908 Okay. 287 00:15:23,221 --> 00:15:25,724 Bienvenue a la Maison de Blair. 288 00:15:25,756 --> 00:15:27,158 Bless you. 289 00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:29,360 It means welcome to the house of Blair. 290 00:15:29,394 --> 00:15:31,964 This is my casbah. 291 00:15:33,664 --> 00:15:36,701 I blame you for the general clumsiness. 292 00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:39,138 Moi? No, no, no, no, no. 293 00:15:45,043 --> 00:15:46,946 -Why? -'Cause you make me nervous. 294 00:16:09,567 --> 00:16:11,403 Come on, let's go. 295 00:16:14,272 --> 00:16:16,075 Slave driver. 296 00:16:25,283 --> 00:16:28,787 Okay, you're gonna hit the pull-up bars 297 00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:30,288 I'm gonna grab us some waters. 298 00:16:30,321 --> 00:16:32,391 -Aye, aye, captain. -All right. 299 00:16:32,423 --> 00:16:34,425 I hate pull-ups. 300 00:16:37,361 --> 00:16:39,497 My god! Can I pet him? 301 00:16:39,530 --> 00:16:43,434 -Sure. -Hi, corgi. 302 00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:45,102 -This is nugget. -I love corgis. 303 00:16:45,135 --> 00:16:47,271 I follow, like, 60 on instagram. 304 00:16:47,304 --> 00:16:49,307 -Really? -You should get one. 305 00:16:52,744 --> 00:16:54,278 Maybe someday. 306 00:16:54,312 --> 00:16:55,580 Your dog is awesome. Thank you. 307 00:16:55,613 --> 00:16:57,082 -Nice. Come on, buddy. -Bye. 308 00:16:57,115 --> 00:16:58,549 Have a nice day. 309 00:17:05,355 --> 00:17:07,425 I thought you were getting the waters. 310 00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:11,129 Well, I didn't want to interrupt you guys, you know. 311 00:17:11,162 --> 00:17:12,564 Interrupt what? I was just petting a dog. 312 00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:20,371 Are you kidding? Is this like, a jealous joke? 313 00:17:20,404 --> 00:17:24,709 Yeah. Gotcha. 314 00:17:25,742 --> 00:17:27,244 I love you. 315 00:17:27,278 --> 00:17:29,548 Yeah. I'm a little sweaty though, so... 316 00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:31,449 Right. 317 00:17:35,519 --> 00:17:37,254 You know, Nora? 318 00:17:37,288 --> 00:17:38,690 We live together, right? 319 00:17:38,722 --> 00:17:40,692 So, maybe you shouldn't be flirting 320 00:17:40,724 --> 00:17:43,127 with all these other guys all the time. 321 00:17:43,161 --> 00:17:47,332 -Got it? -Okay. 322 00:18:10,221 --> 00:18:12,356 Well, that wasn't part of the game plan. 323 00:18:12,390 --> 00:18:16,862 I'm not complaining. 324 00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:31,876 Leaving so soon? I feel used. 325 00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:34,446 Aren't we needy? I'm just going to the bathroom. 326 00:18:34,479 --> 00:18:36,148 Well, then you won't need this. 327 00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:38,150 Maybe I'm shy? 328 00:18:38,182 --> 00:18:40,719 You weren't so shy five minutes ago. 329 00:18:47,491 --> 00:18:50,394 Don't run into anything. 330 00:18:59,570 --> 00:19:01,272 Excuse me, having an emergency? 331 00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,842 Something like that. 332 00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:07,778 Hello, to you, too. Miss me already? 333 00:19:07,811 --> 00:19:10,148 I can't. 334 00:19:11,915 --> 00:19:13,784 Okay, I can't. I can't. 335 00:19:14,986 --> 00:19:16,454 I can't. 336 00:19:16,487 --> 00:19:18,590 Okay, you broke the box, seriously. 337 00:19:18,623 --> 00:19:20,926 Just go with it. It's a fantasy. 338 00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:22,494 It's not mine. Stop. 339 00:19:23,961 --> 00:19:26,698 Blair, stop! 340 00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:29,934 Stop. Stop. 341 00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:36,708 Stop, stop. Stop, stop, please stop. 342 00:19:58,296 --> 00:19:59,297 12 new messages. 343 00:20:00,597 --> 00:20:02,366 Hi, sweetie. It's mom. 344 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,703 Spain is amazing, maybe we'll stay. 345 00:20:04,736 --> 00:20:07,339 So, how's the apartment hunt going? 346 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,941 Call us and let us know how you're doing, okay? 347 00:20:09,973 --> 00:20:13,010 Enjoy the house. Don't get too comfy. 348 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,849 Baby, where are you? 349 00:20:17,882 --> 00:20:20,384 Olivia, you got a fucking restraining order. 350 00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:22,386 You bitch! 351 00:20:25,656 --> 00:20:28,359 All your messages have been erased. 352 00:20:43,441 --> 00:20:45,744 Yeah, hi. I need to report a break-in. 353 00:20:50,948 --> 00:20:53,018 Jesus. 354 00:20:53,050 --> 00:20:57,588 F... fuck! 355 00:20:57,622 --> 00:20:58,923 What's wrong? 356 00:20:58,955 --> 00:21:01,025 Your shit is literally everywhere, okay? 357 00:21:01,058 --> 00:21:03,662 I can't even take a fucking piss without tripping over your stuff. 358 00:21:03,694 --> 00:21:05,062 I was looking for something. 359 00:21:05,096 --> 00:21:07,665 How many nail polishes do you actually need? 360 00:21:07,699 --> 00:21:09,668 As many as I want. That's my stuff. Stop. 361 00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:12,903 It's your stuff? Well, it's my house. 362 00:21:12,936 --> 00:21:15,005 -Finally, you said it. -Yeah, yeah. I said it. 363 00:21:15,038 --> 00:21:16,641 It's my house. 364 00:21:16,673 --> 00:21:17,875 And you're just... You're just a fucking guest. 365 00:21:19,676 --> 00:21:23,814 Hello? Are you okay? 366 00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:27,786 Yeah, I can do that. 367 00:21:27,818 --> 00:21:30,688 -Can we just continue this... -Yeah, later. 368 00:21:30,721 --> 00:21:35,059 -Okay, okay. -I still need to piss. 369 00:21:35,093 --> 00:21:37,461 Okay, I'll be right there. 370 00:21:37,494 --> 00:21:38,729 -Just... -God. 371 00:21:44,568 --> 00:21:48,639 I can feel it comin' around again 372 00:21:48,673 --> 00:21:51,875 Creepin' around the bend 373 00:21:51,909 --> 00:21:55,413 Thinkin' I was scot-free it was lookin' for me 374 00:21:55,445 --> 00:21:58,817 Don't let nobody in 375 00:21:58,849 --> 00:22:00,751 Go down like that again... 376 00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:08,960 What the hell is going on? 377 00:22:08,992 --> 00:22:10,028 He was here. 378 00:22:10,060 --> 00:22:11,028 In this house. 379 00:22:11,061 --> 00:22:12,596 In my parents' house. 380 00:22:12,630 --> 00:22:14,833 Creepy. Good thing they're not here. 381 00:22:14,865 --> 00:22:16,433 He didn't know that. 382 00:22:16,467 --> 00:22:17,736 I came home, 383 00:22:17,769 --> 00:22:19,903 and this was open to our wedding day, 384 00:22:19,936 --> 00:22:21,805 he burned a cigarette in my face. 385 00:22:21,838 --> 00:22:24,442 I'm gonna stay here with you tonight. 386 00:22:24,474 --> 00:22:25,453 You don't have to do that... 387 00:22:25,454 --> 00:22:27,411 No, things are really rough with Ryan and I right now. 388 00:22:27,444 --> 00:22:28,913 Is it okay if I spend the night with you? 389 00:22:30,914 --> 00:22:34,485 Like old times. 390 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:36,054 Yeah. 391 00:22:45,762 --> 00:22:49,166 Coffee! Oop. 392 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,168 How'd you sleep? 393 00:22:50,201 --> 00:22:51,502 Okay. You? 394 00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,571 Amazing. 395 00:22:53,604 --> 00:22:55,472 I'm pretty much just gonna hide your mom somewhere in your backyard, 396 00:22:55,506 --> 00:22:57,175 and live in her pajamas forever. 397 00:22:57,208 --> 00:22:58,977 Your dad won't notice. 398 00:22:59,009 --> 00:23:01,645 I have 17 messages from Adam. 399 00:23:01,679 --> 00:23:03,848 Only 17 today. 400 00:23:03,881 --> 00:23:05,850 Yeah, but still nothing from Darcy. 401 00:23:05,883 --> 00:23:08,186 She did go on that date with Mr. wonderful yesterday. 402 00:23:08,219 --> 00:23:09,921 Maybe it's one of those dates that never ends. 403 00:23:09,953 --> 00:23:11,588 True, but there's something off about it. 404 00:23:11,622 --> 00:23:12,891 I don't know, I'm getting worried. 405 00:23:12,923 --> 00:23:14,459 Don't. Worrying creates those frown lines, 406 00:23:14,491 --> 00:23:16,760 and you do not want those. 407 00:23:16,794 --> 00:23:18,563 My god, I'm gonna be late for work, 408 00:23:18,596 --> 00:23:20,164 I have to get ready. 409 00:23:20,198 --> 00:23:22,667 -Thank you so much for staying, I love you. -Love you. 410 00:23:22,700 --> 00:23:24,251 Let me know if you hear from Darcy, okay? 411 00:23:24,252 --> 00:23:24,769 Okay. 412 00:23:24,801 --> 00:23:26,137 Thank you. 413 00:23:28,506 --> 00:23:30,542 Clearly, I will not be applying to be a barista. 414 00:23:43,753 --> 00:23:45,923 Staff meeting's in five. Are you coming? 415 00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:51,528 Your divorce papers came. 416 00:23:51,561 --> 00:23:53,997 It would appear so. 417 00:23:54,030 --> 00:23:57,601 Don't worry. Marriage is an antiquated institution, anyway. 418 00:23:57,634 --> 00:24:00,070 Excuse me? 419 00:24:00,104 --> 00:24:01,605 You're a person, not chattel. 420 00:24:01,638 --> 00:24:04,741 You're not meant to be owned. 421 00:24:04,775 --> 00:24:07,579 -How old is Adam? -35. 422 00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:08,980 Way too old. 423 00:24:09,012 --> 00:24:11,048 The world is full of gorgeous young men 424 00:24:11,082 --> 00:24:13,951 who are very eager to please. 425 00:24:13,984 --> 00:24:15,052 Really? 426 00:24:15,086 --> 00:24:16,788 Look at you, you're gorgeous. 427 00:24:16,820 --> 00:24:18,555 You deserve to be worshipped. 428 00:24:18,588 --> 00:24:20,858 I don't know, I just... 429 00:24:20,892 --> 00:24:23,661 Let me show you Javier, my cub. 430 00:24:23,693 --> 00:24:26,730 He's 26. 431 00:24:26,763 --> 00:24:29,633 When he rolls his "r's," you can't even believe it. 432 00:24:29,666 --> 00:24:31,101 It sounds like he's purring. 433 00:24:32,670 --> 00:24:34,105 Not that one,. 434 00:24:34,137 --> 00:24:37,041 Not that one, either. 435 00:25:11,208 --> 00:25:13,611 This is impossible. 436 00:25:13,644 --> 00:25:16,213 Hey, you. 437 00:25:16,247 --> 00:25:18,615 Shit. 438 00:25:18,648 --> 00:25:21,752 -Are you ready? -I'm so sorry. 439 00:25:21,786 --> 00:25:24,154 -You're kidding me. -I completely forgot. 440 00:25:24,188 --> 00:25:27,725 I... I set this interview up for you like a month ago. 441 00:25:27,758 --> 00:25:29,626 Okay, we've got like, 5 minutes. 442 00:25:29,660 --> 00:25:31,296 I'm honestly not even close to being ready. 443 00:25:31,328 --> 00:25:33,764 I don't have my resume, we don't even have paper to print it on. 444 00:25:33,798 --> 00:25:35,833 Okay, so, so what am I supposed to tell them? 445 00:25:35,865 --> 00:25:38,001 Okay, because this was a favor for me. 446 00:25:38,035 --> 00:25:39,836 Tell them I came down with something. 447 00:25:39,869 --> 00:25:42,005 With this much notice? 448 00:25:42,038 --> 00:25:44,808 Food poisoning? 449 00:25:47,811 --> 00:25:50,213 Did you just get your hair done? 450 00:25:50,247 --> 00:25:54,185 -You noticed. -No, no, no. Don't. 451 00:25:54,218 --> 00:25:58,923 Look, I put my ass on the line for you, all right? 452 00:25:58,955 --> 00:26:01,658 With a client of mine, so that you could get an interview, 453 00:26:01,692 --> 00:26:04,261 and you forget, because you're getting your hair done. 454 00:26:04,295 --> 00:26:06,197 Hey. 455 00:26:06,230 --> 00:26:08,365 Don't be angry. 456 00:26:08,398 --> 00:26:11,134 I'm not angry, all right, I'm... I'm just... 457 00:26:11,167 --> 00:26:13,604 I'm disappointed. 458 00:26:34,290 --> 00:26:36,094 Do you have her spare key? 459 00:26:36,126 --> 00:26:38,162 No, we drove all the way here, and I forgot her spare key. 460 00:26:38,194 --> 00:26:41,665 Because that isn't totally something you would do? 461 00:26:41,699 --> 00:26:43,201 Maybe she's dead. 462 00:26:43,233 --> 00:26:44,901 Don't even say shit like that. 463 00:26:44,934 --> 00:26:46,169 We haven't heard from her in two days. 464 00:26:46,202 --> 00:26:48,071 Lighten up, warden. 465 00:26:48,105 --> 00:26:48,961 We never go two days. 466 00:26:48,962 --> 00:26:50,674 You're starting to sound like my mother. 467 00:26:50,708 --> 00:26:51,976 Who would call the police 468 00:26:52,009 --> 00:26:53,745 after not hearing from you in one day? 469 00:26:53,778 --> 00:26:55,413 And see how tedious that gets? 470 00:26:55,445 --> 00:26:56,847 One of these days 471 00:26:56,881 --> 00:26:59,917 The love I gave you 472 00:26:59,950 --> 00:27:02,721 Is gonna turn... 473 00:27:04,821 --> 00:27:06,133 Spooky. 474 00:27:06,134 --> 00:27:08,759 All of those good warm feelings? 475 00:27:08,792 --> 00:27:11,361 Darce? Darcy? 476 00:27:11,394 --> 00:27:13,330 I swear to god, if you jump out and scare me... 477 00:27:16,133 --> 00:27:19,938 And you're gonna cry... 478 00:27:23,173 --> 00:27:25,910 Darcy? 479 00:27:25,942 --> 00:27:28,011 Darcy? 480 00:27:28,045 --> 00:27:30,448 It's okay, it's just us. 481 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:34,786 Darcy, are you okay? 482 00:27:34,818 --> 00:27:36,721 No, no, no. We're getting up and going to breakfast. 483 00:27:36,753 --> 00:27:38,923 Go get in the shower. 484 00:27:41,357 --> 00:27:43,994 Shower, now. You stink. 485 00:27:44,028 --> 00:27:45,028 Rude! 486 00:27:45,061 --> 00:27:48,865 And you're gonna cry? 487 00:27:48,898 --> 00:27:53,403 Like a baby, baby 488 00:27:53,436 --> 00:27:58,041 Cry 489 00:27:58,075 --> 00:28:01,379 Like a newborn child... 490 00:28:04,914 --> 00:28:10,154 I wish that I could tell you it isn't gonna hurt... 491 00:28:16,192 --> 00:28:19,963 What do you think happened to her? 492 00:28:19,997 --> 00:28:21,899 Nothing good. 493 00:28:21,932 --> 00:28:25,870 And still 494 00:28:25,903 --> 00:28:30,474 You're gonna cry 495 00:28:30,508 --> 00:28:35,346 Like a baby, baby... 496 00:28:35,378 --> 00:28:37,481 So they drive me to the waffle house, 497 00:28:37,515 --> 00:28:40,818 where my ex's girlfriend is forced to wait on us. 498 00:28:40,851 --> 00:28:43,054 That's usually good for a laugh. 499 00:28:43,086 --> 00:28:44,855 What can I get you? 500 00:28:44,888 --> 00:28:47,424 -Coffee. -You're not just having coffee. 501 00:28:47,458 --> 00:28:50,995 Coffee, black, like my soul. 502 00:28:51,028 --> 00:28:54,265 I didn't know we decided to be emo this morning. 503 00:28:54,298 --> 00:28:56,166 We're both gonna have bacon and eggs, 504 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,469 over easy, with a side of toast. 505 00:28:58,501 --> 00:29:00,604 And then for the toast, can you do wheat? 506 00:29:00,605 --> 00:29:01,305 Yeah. 507 00:29:01,337 --> 00:29:02,940 And slightly toasted, 508 00:29:02,972 --> 00:29:05,242 so, not lightly, slightly. 509 00:29:05,276 --> 00:29:06,978 And a side of butter. 510 00:29:07,010 --> 00:29:09,012 What kind of butter do you have? 511 00:29:09,046 --> 00:29:10,448 -Excuse me? -No, I mean, is it salted, 512 00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:12,016 -or unsalted? -It's a diner. 513 00:29:12,048 --> 00:29:14,085 -So, salted butter? -Sure. 514 00:29:14,117 --> 00:29:15,952 -Okay, no butter, then. -Okay. 515 00:29:15,986 --> 00:29:18,222 Can I have the big deluxe breakfast, 516 00:29:18,255 --> 00:29:21,492 -with an extra side of bacon? -Got it. 517 00:29:21,525 --> 00:29:23,094 And the bacon... could I have it like, a chewy, 518 00:29:23,126 --> 00:29:25,829 -not super crispy? -Chewy, not super crispy. 519 00:29:25,863 --> 00:29:28,065 She's definitely going to spit in our food this time. 520 00:29:28,097 --> 00:29:31,234 We'd also like separate checks. 521 00:29:31,268 --> 00:29:33,237 Of course you would. 522 00:29:33,269 --> 00:29:34,872 Okay, what is going on? 523 00:29:34,904 --> 00:29:36,039 I don't wanna talk about it. 524 00:29:36,073 --> 00:29:37,341 You have to talk about it. 525 00:29:37,374 --> 00:29:39,210 You spend two days in the same clothes, 526 00:29:39,242 --> 00:29:40,912 I don't see how my personal hygiene choices 527 00:29:40,944 --> 00:29:42,913 have any impact on you. 528 00:29:42,946 --> 00:29:44,214 When you smell like you did, 529 00:29:44,248 --> 00:29:46,083 you obviously have something going on. 530 00:29:46,115 --> 00:29:48,385 So just tell us what it is, and maybe we can help you, 531 00:29:48,419 --> 00:29:49,108 that's why we're here. 532 00:29:49,109 --> 00:29:50,488 You know, I'm not gonna do this with you. 533 00:29:59,128 --> 00:30:01,131 Jesus, Liv. 534 00:30:13,611 --> 00:30:16,980 I come in peace. 535 00:30:19,182 --> 00:30:20,917 You're here to interrogate me? 536 00:30:20,951 --> 00:30:24,322 No, but, she's right, right? 537 00:30:24,355 --> 00:30:25,522 Here we go. 538 00:30:25,556 --> 00:30:26,624 Just say it super quick. 539 00:30:26,656 --> 00:30:27,891 Like ripping off a band-aid. 540 00:30:27,924 --> 00:30:29,993 Boom, done, go. 541 00:30:30,027 --> 00:30:31,528 And, go! 542 00:30:31,561 --> 00:30:33,063 I can't look at you. 543 00:30:33,096 --> 00:30:34,999 This is harsh. 544 00:30:36,165 --> 00:30:37,969 We did it. 545 00:30:38,001 --> 00:30:39,436 Blair and I. 546 00:30:39,470 --> 00:30:41,038 And this is a bad thing? 547 00:30:42,673 --> 00:30:46,410 Then he forced me to do it again. 548 00:30:46,442 --> 00:30:49,247 You're saying he raped you? 549 00:30:49,279 --> 00:30:52,450 I guess in theory, that's the correct terminology. 550 00:30:52,482 --> 00:30:55,019 Tell me what happened. 551 00:30:55,051 --> 00:30:56,053 Everything was fine, 552 00:30:57,488 --> 00:30:59,390 then I got up to go to the bathroom, 553 00:30:59,423 --> 00:31:04,494 and I... I said no, and he did it anyway. 554 00:31:04,528 --> 00:31:07,932 Are you kidding me? 555 00:31:07,964 --> 00:31:10,233 I'm sorry, I know I can be pushy sometimes... 556 00:31:10,267 --> 00:31:14,205 -He raped her! -Please, share it with the world. 557 00:31:14,238 --> 00:31:17,541 -I'm not the world. -Yeah, I know. 558 00:31:17,574 --> 00:31:20,644 But can we please not phrase it like that? 559 00:31:20,678 --> 00:31:23,581 Sorry, but how else do you want that phrased? 560 00:31:23,614 --> 00:31:25,982 I don't know. Maybe I misunderstood. 561 00:31:26,016 --> 00:31:29,452 Or maybe he misunderstood the meaning of the word, "no." 562 00:31:29,486 --> 00:31:30,889 Yeah, just a second. We're leaving. 563 00:31:36,727 --> 00:31:38,229 We could go to the cops. 564 00:31:38,261 --> 00:31:39,996 Do I get to be a part of this decision? 565 00:31:40,029 --> 00:31:41,331 Well, we should report this. 566 00:31:41,365 --> 00:31:42,633 -Do you want to call, or should I? -Hello? 567 00:31:42,665 --> 00:31:44,067 I'll do it. Okay, I'm sorry... 568 00:31:44,101 --> 00:31:46,203 What do you think you're gonna tell them? 569 00:31:46,236 --> 00:31:49,373 "Hi, officer, my friend was raped by the guy that she was seeing. 570 00:31:49,405 --> 00:31:51,174 Proof? Wait, there isn't any, 571 00:31:51,208 --> 00:31:52,610 because not only did she shower, 572 00:31:52,643 --> 00:31:55,112 but she had sex with him prior. 573 00:31:55,144 --> 00:31:57,381 And it happened two days ago." 574 00:31:57,413 --> 00:31:59,549 It's a good one. You should go for it. 575 00:31:59,583 --> 00:32:01,719 -Shit. -Yeah, case closed. 576 00:32:01,751 --> 00:32:03,553 Conversation done. Commence moving on. 577 00:32:03,586 --> 00:32:04,955 You should have told us that 578 00:32:04,989 --> 00:32:06,457 before I threw you into the shower. 579 00:32:06,490 --> 00:32:07,657 It wouldn't have made a difference, 580 00:32:07,691 --> 00:32:09,226 would it have mattered anyway? 581 00:32:09,259 --> 00:32:11,162 How do you prove that you were raped by a guy 582 00:32:11,194 --> 00:32:12,462 that you've already had sex with? 583 00:32:15,699 --> 00:32:21,105 Hello? No, it's just me and the girls. 584 00:32:21,137 --> 00:32:26,711 My god, seriously? 585 00:32:26,743 --> 00:32:28,578 They wouldn't have believed me. 586 00:32:28,612 --> 00:32:30,581 It wouldn't have hurt to try. 587 00:32:30,614 --> 00:32:32,283 It wouldn't have hurt you. 588 00:32:33,750 --> 00:32:36,554 I know I push you sometimes, but, 589 00:32:36,586 --> 00:32:38,189 it's just because I care about you, 590 00:32:38,221 --> 00:32:40,724 and I want you to be protected. 591 00:32:40,758 --> 00:32:42,593 I want him to know what it feels like, 592 00:32:42,625 --> 00:32:44,194 to just like walk out into a world, 593 00:32:44,228 --> 00:32:46,163 and like, not feel safe anywhere. 594 00:32:46,195 --> 00:32:48,565 What'd I miss? 595 00:32:50,334 --> 00:32:52,103 I want him to pay. 596 00:32:52,135 --> 00:32:54,437 -Calling the cops. -No. 597 00:32:54,471 --> 00:32:56,007 So, not calling the cops. 598 00:32:56,039 --> 00:32:59,042 No, we know how useless they can be. 599 00:32:59,076 --> 00:33:00,310 We're gonna do it ourselves. 600 00:33:00,344 --> 00:33:01,711 Diy project. 601 00:33:01,744 --> 00:33:03,713 What the fuck do you mean, "do it ourselves"? 602 00:33:03,747 --> 00:33:06,017 I want to make him feel the way that I feel now. 603 00:33:06,049 --> 00:33:08,051 What do you propose? 604 00:33:08,085 --> 00:33:11,122 Let's just give him what he gave me. 605 00:33:11,154 --> 00:33:14,558 And then he'll never forget. 606 00:33:20,163 --> 00:33:24,201 Hey boyz, I got magic 607 00:33:24,233 --> 00:33:26,603 You got talent 608 00:33:26,636 --> 00:33:30,774 We can take over the world in a second 609 00:33:30,807 --> 00:33:33,344 That's sweeter than honey 610 00:33:33,376 --> 00:33:35,812 Come on, Sonny 611 00:33:35,846 --> 00:33:37,749 We can make it if we try 612 00:33:50,827 --> 00:33:53,631 Damn, boyz, we you gotta be moving fast 613 00:33:53,663 --> 00:33:55,598 'Cause you're blocking traffic 614 00:33:55,632 --> 00:34:00,336 And we're about to go on the mainstream radio 615 00:34:00,369 --> 00:34:03,106 These days you gotta be moving fast 616 00:34:03,140 --> 00:34:05,242 Sippin' up speed crazies 617 00:34:05,275 --> 00:34:07,311 'Cause we are here about to 618 00:34:07,344 --> 00:34:09,512 Lose control... 619 00:34:09,545 --> 00:34:13,550 Leaving soon. 620 00:34:13,583 --> 00:34:16,586 I hope you're not planning on going out like that. 621 00:34:16,619 --> 00:34:19,289 I hope that's not you implying I should change. 622 00:34:19,322 --> 00:34:20,723 Nope, not at all. 623 00:34:20,757 --> 00:34:22,559 I just wasn't aware that was the type of attention 624 00:34:22,592 --> 00:34:24,295 you were looking to attract when you go out. 625 00:34:24,327 --> 00:34:28,099 -It's just a dress, Ryan. -If you say so. 626 00:34:28,132 --> 00:34:29,365 If you think I look good, 627 00:34:29,398 --> 00:34:30,534 you could try paying me a compliment 628 00:34:30,567 --> 00:34:32,536 instead of suggesting I change. 629 00:34:34,905 --> 00:34:37,208 You don't look good. You look cheap. 630 00:34:39,342 --> 00:34:40,543 Fuck you. 631 00:34:40,577 --> 00:34:41,879 You don't get to talk to me like that, 632 00:34:41,911 --> 00:34:43,547 I'm just trying to have a life. 633 00:34:43,579 --> 00:34:46,717 Okay, you know, you act really righteous 634 00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:48,853 for someone who just lost their job over donuts. 635 00:34:50,653 --> 00:34:52,356 You're a real activist. 636 00:34:52,389 --> 00:34:53,423 Just remember who's footing the bill 637 00:34:53,456 --> 00:34:55,692 for your so-called life. 638 00:34:55,726 --> 00:34:59,297 When did you become such a small person 639 00:35:12,409 --> 00:35:16,547 Blow the house down 640 00:35:16,579 --> 00:35:21,684 From the front row 641 00:35:23,686 --> 00:35:25,822 I got magic 642 00:35:25,856 --> 00:35:26,824 You got talent... 643 00:35:28,659 --> 00:35:30,760 We can take over the world in a second... 644 00:35:32,862 --> 00:35:34,531 You drive. 645 00:35:34,565 --> 00:35:37,601 By all means, honk. Alert the entire neighborhood. 646 00:35:37,634 --> 00:35:39,570 Covert operation in progress. 647 00:35:39,603 --> 00:35:40,704 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 648 00:35:43,507 --> 00:35:45,909 -Let's ride. -Yeah. 649 00:35:54,885 --> 00:35:56,387 Can you make it quick? 650 00:35:56,420 --> 00:35:57,820 I don't want to be sitting in a parked car 651 00:35:57,853 --> 00:35:59,856 in a dark alley like a drug dealer all night. 652 00:35:59,889 --> 00:36:01,491 You got it. 653 00:36:10,867 --> 00:36:14,572 ? You're still here...? 654 00:36:14,605 --> 00:36:17,273 Damn, look at you. 655 00:36:17,306 --> 00:36:19,442 -Lookin' good. -Thank you, David. 656 00:36:19,476 --> 00:36:20,878 You make me want to sing Stevie wonder songs. 657 00:36:20,911 --> 00:36:22,413 Give me a twirl, give me a twirl. 658 00:36:22,445 --> 00:36:24,614 Make me make my angry face. 659 00:36:26,550 --> 00:36:27,718 Get in there. 660 00:36:27,751 --> 00:36:31,922 You are a sweet, sweet, man. 661 00:36:31,954 --> 00:36:35,391 "You are a sweet, sweet, man." 662 00:36:35,425 --> 00:36:36,393 Well, he is. 663 00:36:36,425 --> 00:36:37,728 Drooling all over you. 664 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:40,197 Just go find Blair. 665 00:37:00,550 --> 00:37:04,255 Rushing through the trees 666 00:37:04,288 --> 00:37:09,559 You're every breath that I breathe... 667 00:37:15,699 --> 00:37:20,336 Available to you 668 00:37:20,369 --> 00:37:23,606 Till now, it was never real... 669 00:37:25,074 --> 00:37:26,976 I wish you'd die 670 00:37:27,010 --> 00:37:28,812 Fuckin' wish you'd die 671 00:37:28,844 --> 00:37:32,048 Die, die, die, motherfucker die... 672 00:37:32,081 --> 00:37:34,817 It's all I think about 673 00:37:34,851 --> 00:37:36,553 The dream that keeps me awake 674 00:37:36,585 --> 00:37:40,290 It won't let me go it's everyday... 675 00:37:40,324 --> 00:37:41,557 Hey. 676 00:37:41,590 --> 00:37:43,960 My names jue. That's spelled j-u-e. 677 00:37:43,994 --> 00:37:45,396 Not j-e-w. 678 00:37:45,429 --> 00:37:47,030 What's your name? 679 00:37:47,063 --> 00:37:49,833 That's really what you're gonna go with? 680 00:37:50,934 --> 00:37:52,336 Hey! 681 00:37:52,369 --> 00:37:55,039 ? Revenge, it is so sweet? 682 00:37:55,072 --> 00:37:58,642 ? So I called you up, said, "hey babe, let's meet"? 683 00:37:58,675 --> 00:38:01,445 ? "I need a taste of your sweet meat"? 684 00:38:01,478 --> 00:38:03,947 ? When you got there I tied up your hands and your feet? 685 00:38:05,114 --> 00:38:08,718 ? And when you say "no"? 686 00:38:08,751 --> 00:38:12,489 ? I'll say "I don't think so..."? 687 00:38:12,521 --> 00:38:13,790 Hey! 688 00:38:14,891 --> 00:38:17,628 Do you mind? 689 00:38:17,661 --> 00:38:19,063 I'm... I'm sorry. 690 00:38:19,096 --> 00:38:21,931 ? You have played right in my hands? 691 00:38:21,965 --> 00:38:24,035 ? Now I'm gonna make you understand...? 692 00:38:28,637 --> 00:38:32,643 ? And today ain't fading fast? 693 00:38:32,675 --> 00:38:34,811 ? But I know it won't last? 694 00:38:34,844 --> 00:38:40,951 ? Watch these walls fall away, away, away...? 695 00:38:40,983 --> 00:38:42,119 -My god. -No. 696 00:38:42,152 --> 00:38:44,588 I'm so horrifically sorry. 697 00:38:44,621 --> 00:38:46,356 -God that... -Bitch. 698 00:38:46,389 --> 00:38:48,458 Yeah, that and a medley of other colorful words. 699 00:38:48,492 --> 00:38:49,793 Here, let me... 700 00:38:49,826 --> 00:38:52,663 No, thanks, I... I got it. I got it. 701 00:38:52,695 --> 00:38:54,797 I got it. Thanks. 702 00:38:57,634 --> 00:38:59,436 God, I am terrible in crowds. 703 00:38:59,469 --> 00:39:01,804 -Excuse me, what is... -She is about to tell him 704 00:39:01,838 --> 00:39:04,508 that he is going to be a daddy, again. 705 00:39:06,143 --> 00:39:08,512 I can't imagine you being terrible anywhere. 706 00:39:08,545 --> 00:39:10,047 Aren't you suave? 707 00:39:10,079 --> 00:39:11,648 How about I buy you a drink? 708 00:39:11,681 --> 00:39:14,451 Why not? I'll have another beer. 709 00:39:14,483 --> 00:39:15,752 You got it, babe. One beer. 710 00:39:17,052 --> 00:39:19,989 -So, let's play a game. -I like games. 711 00:39:20,023 --> 00:39:22,860 How about you guess how many months I've been single, 712 00:39:22,893 --> 00:39:24,894 and if you're right, I'll chug my beer, 713 00:39:24,927 --> 00:39:26,763 if you're wrong, 714 00:39:26,797 --> 00:39:29,632 you have to take a shot for every month I've been single. 715 00:39:29,666 --> 00:39:30,968 You've got a deal. 716 00:39:31,001 --> 00:39:32,636 I think you're gonna regret that. 717 00:39:32,668 --> 00:39:35,538 I hope so. 718 00:39:35,572 --> 00:39:37,742 Carlos, could you line up some glasses? 719 00:39:43,813 --> 00:39:45,415 Thanks. 720 00:39:45,449 --> 00:39:46,950 You know, I could get used to being around you. 721 00:39:46,983 --> 00:39:48,786 You're kinda special. 722 00:39:48,818 --> 00:39:52,056 Well, save the charm. And take a guess, sir. 723 00:39:54,557 --> 00:39:56,059 Three months. 724 00:39:56,092 --> 00:39:58,796 Way wrong. 725 00:39:58,829 --> 00:40:00,765 Three shots of Tequila, please. 726 00:40:05,635 --> 00:40:07,571 Here's to spilt beer. 727 00:40:15,978 --> 00:40:19,081 Keep walking when you lose hope... 728 00:40:19,114 --> 00:40:21,884 Keep walking stand up... 729 00:40:27,056 --> 00:40:28,759 Did it work? It didn't, did it? 730 00:40:29,860 --> 00:40:31,628 He's not into her. 731 00:40:31,661 --> 00:40:33,163 No, he's into her. 732 00:40:33,195 --> 00:40:36,032 It's the greatest accidental first date I've seen. 733 00:40:36,065 --> 00:40:39,469 Yeah. He's good with firsts... First dates, first kisses, 734 00:40:39,503 --> 00:40:40,771 first rapes. 735 00:40:40,804 --> 00:40:42,639 We're ready. Are you good to go? 736 00:40:42,672 --> 00:40:45,509 Yeah. Coming now. 737 00:40:48,010 --> 00:40:50,681 Somebody rebounds fast. 738 00:40:50,713 --> 00:40:52,817 Special, my ass. 739 00:40:59,956 --> 00:41:03,093 Keep walking, stand up re-load... 740 00:41:05,762 --> 00:41:07,231 Keep walkin'... 741 00:41:07,264 --> 00:41:09,266 So, what do you say? You wanna get out of here? 742 00:41:09,298 --> 00:41:11,735 -We can get a ride to... -My place? 743 00:41:11,768 --> 00:41:14,137 Yeah. 744 00:41:14,170 --> 00:41:15,806 Let's go. 745 00:41:30,152 --> 00:41:32,922 Make sure you get that one home safe. 746 00:41:32,956 --> 00:41:34,557 Leaving so soon? 747 00:41:34,590 --> 00:41:36,559 I know. Girls night has to continue elsewhere. 748 00:41:36,592 --> 00:41:39,695 -All right. -Thank you. 749 00:41:39,728 --> 00:41:41,798 Always a pleasure. 750 00:41:45,735 --> 00:41:47,637 The plan was simple. 751 00:41:47,670 --> 00:41:49,572 Dump him in the desert without his clothes, 752 00:41:49,606 --> 00:41:51,842 so he had to hitch back to town naked. 753 00:41:59,148 --> 00:42:01,918 It's official... My ass is going numb. 754 00:42:01,952 --> 00:42:05,255 This is obviously the unglamorous part of this mission. 755 00:42:05,288 --> 00:42:08,125 I went from bond girl to babysitter. 756 00:42:08,157 --> 00:42:11,193 Do we have an e. T.A. On our mystery destination? 757 00:42:11,226 --> 00:42:13,297 Yeah... soon. 758 00:42:16,231 --> 00:42:18,735 Are you seriously eating nutty nutters right now? 759 00:42:18,768 --> 00:42:19,903 Hoe-ing makes her hungry, 760 00:42:19,936 --> 00:42:21,338 a mission of this magnitude, 761 00:42:21,371 --> 00:42:22,739 requires snacks. 762 00:42:22,771 --> 00:42:24,974 Okay, focus on the task at hand. 763 00:42:25,007 --> 00:42:27,076 This culinary delight that I am currently consuming 764 00:42:27,110 --> 00:42:29,012 is for the benefit of this group. 765 00:42:29,045 --> 00:42:32,014 So I can be a fully functioning... 766 00:42:32,047 --> 00:42:33,683 Okay, can't... Can't breathe, can't move. 767 00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:35,251 Blair. Can't move. 768 00:42:35,284 --> 00:42:36,719 This is officially not sexy, or funny. 769 00:42:36,753 --> 00:42:38,255 I can't breathe. 770 00:42:38,288 --> 00:42:40,023 If you can yell, you can definitely breathe. 771 00:42:40,056 --> 00:42:42,793 Just help her. 772 00:42:49,298 --> 00:42:50,266 You've gotta be fucking kidding me. 773 00:42:50,300 --> 00:42:51,368 Sit him upright. 774 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,202 It's not like he's light. 775 00:42:53,235 --> 00:42:57,074 -Use your softball arms. -Hey, Nora just shut up and do it. 776 00:43:14,090 --> 00:43:17,193 Shit. 777 00:43:32,942 --> 00:43:34,911 License and registration? 778 00:43:38,847 --> 00:43:40,784 Thanks. 779 00:43:43,853 --> 00:43:45,322 You know why I pulled you over? 780 00:43:46,755 --> 00:43:48,658 You were swerving slightly. 781 00:43:48,692 --> 00:43:51,195 Really? 782 00:43:53,862 --> 00:43:56,265 -Have you been drinking? -No. 783 00:43:56,298 --> 00:43:59,735 -You sure? -Positive. 784 00:43:59,768 --> 00:44:01,437 Where you all coming from? 785 00:44:01,471 --> 00:44:03,273 Barmaggedon. 786 00:44:03,306 --> 00:44:05,074 But you weren't drinking at this bar? 787 00:44:05,108 --> 00:44:07,144 I drove to pick up my drunk miscreant friends. 788 00:44:12,282 --> 00:44:16,053 -This true? -Nutty nutters taste like peanut butters! 789 00:44:17,487 --> 00:44:19,755 I can't. 790 00:44:19,789 --> 00:44:21,191 One and done, they taste so fun. 791 00:44:21,224 --> 00:44:23,927 How about that? It's better than crack. 792 00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:27,196 I really can't... I'm allergic. 793 00:44:27,230 --> 00:44:29,099 Bummer! 794 00:44:31,300 --> 00:44:34,336 I might need to ask you to step out of the car. 795 00:44:34,369 --> 00:44:38,407 -Are you kidding? -Nope. 796 00:44:46,782 --> 00:44:49,018 My god. 797 00:44:55,157 --> 00:44:57,094 Now, if you can please walk into a straight line 798 00:44:57,126 --> 00:44:58,762 towards me. 799 00:44:58,795 --> 00:45:01,264 -Really? -Yes, ma'am. 800 00:45:03,233 --> 00:45:05,736 And, turn around and walk back. 801 00:45:09,873 --> 00:45:13,009 Stand with your feet together. 802 00:45:13,041 --> 00:45:14,277 Lift your right foot. 803 00:45:15,844 --> 00:45:18,314 Feet back together. 804 00:45:18,347 --> 00:45:21,016 Now, tilt your head back, close your eyes, 805 00:45:21,050 --> 00:45:24,121 touch your nose with your right index finger. 806 00:45:25,954 --> 00:45:27,456 Ma'am, that's not your index finger. 807 00:45:27,489 --> 00:45:30,926 Okay, quite frankly, I'm feeling slightly harassed. 808 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:33,295 I attempt to keep some drunk citizens off the street, 809 00:45:33,329 --> 00:45:35,398 and this is how I get repaid, 810 00:45:35,431 --> 00:45:38,469 perhaps I should have just let them mow down a couple pedestrians. 811 00:45:41,036 --> 00:45:42,239 Recite the alphabet backwards. 812 00:45:42,271 --> 00:45:44,407 Okay, you wanna know? I can't do that. 813 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:47,978 And only a drunk person would even attempt that. 814 00:45:48,010 --> 00:45:51,947 This does not qualify as flying under the radar. 815 00:45:51,981 --> 00:45:54,318 At least she is actually sober. 816 00:46:04,226 --> 00:46:05,561 What happened? 817 00:46:05,594 --> 00:46:08,030 -We traded numbers. -Playa, playa. 818 00:46:08,063 --> 00:46:09,031 My god. 819 00:46:09,065 --> 00:46:10,400 Still got it. 820 00:46:10,432 --> 00:46:12,536 -Okay, can you not? -Can you stop, please? 821 00:46:12,568 --> 00:46:13,969 Do not wave! 822 00:46:14,003 --> 00:46:15,905 Do not. 823 00:46:20,476 --> 00:46:22,445 -Nora. -Yes, sir? 824 00:46:22,478 --> 00:46:26,081 -Why won't the car start? -I don't know. 825 00:46:26,114 --> 00:46:28,584 I don't know. You're the one driving. 826 00:46:28,617 --> 00:46:30,586 How long has that light been on? 827 00:46:30,619 --> 00:46:33,056 I think, like, a couple months. 828 00:46:33,088 --> 00:46:36,092 You've had your "check engine" light on for a couple months? 829 00:46:36,125 --> 00:46:37,927 How am I supposed to know it's a "check engine" light? 830 00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:39,094 What? 831 00:46:39,128 --> 00:46:40,297 It's not like anyone tells you 832 00:46:40,329 --> 00:46:42,032 what any of those lights mean. 833 00:46:42,065 --> 00:46:44,067 Okay, what now? 834 00:46:44,099 --> 00:46:45,868 Abandon ship? 835 00:46:45,902 --> 00:46:47,871 We are not leaving my car on the side of the road. 836 00:46:47,903 --> 00:46:49,505 Sometimes it just needs a couple minutes to cool down. 837 00:46:49,539 --> 00:46:51,208 -A couple? -Like, 20. 838 00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:52,876 You're right... let's sit on the side of the road 839 00:46:52,909 --> 00:46:53,742 with the rapist we kidnapped, 840 00:46:53,777 --> 00:46:56,179 until he wakes up, or we find a tow? 841 00:46:56,211 --> 00:46:56,862 Fine. 842 00:46:56,863 --> 00:46:58,815 Let's just get him out and set him up here. 843 00:47:08,123 --> 00:47:09,525 My god, 844 00:47:09,559 --> 00:47:11,862 -give me first. -No, please continue to text. 845 00:47:11,894 --> 00:47:14,364 -Okay. -Watch his penis. 846 00:47:18,067 --> 00:47:19,501 -Or we get under. -Do you have him? 847 00:47:19,534 --> 00:47:21,937 I'm under. 848 00:47:21,971 --> 00:47:23,873 Okay. 849 00:47:25,340 --> 00:47:26,909 This won't attract any attention. 850 00:47:26,943 --> 00:47:28,278 We already got pulled over. 851 00:47:28,311 --> 00:47:30,213 I think we're through the worst of it. 852 00:47:30,246 --> 00:47:31,514 It's not the desert, but it'll do. 853 00:47:33,215 --> 00:47:36,286 I think we're safe in the middle of nowhere. 854 00:47:36,318 --> 00:47:38,188 You look marvelous. 855 00:47:38,221 --> 00:47:39,655 -Wait... -Jesus, Nora, 856 00:47:39,688 --> 00:47:41,457 it looks like a 500 pound computer programmer 857 00:47:41,490 --> 00:47:43,393 lives in your trunk. 858 00:47:43,425 --> 00:47:45,596 The last accent piece. 859 00:47:49,998 --> 00:47:52,101 "I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. demille." 860 00:47:52,135 --> 00:47:53,336 Lovely, he looks like he can hit 861 00:47:53,369 --> 00:47:54,371 "the man hole" when we're finished. 862 00:47:54,403 --> 00:47:56,172 I do what I can. 863 00:48:26,302 --> 00:48:28,305 Guess I don't have to go to the gym for the next week. 864 00:48:28,338 --> 00:48:30,040 Yeah, well, but you're not toning your arms. 865 00:48:30,072 --> 00:48:31,942 What is it with you guys and the arm jokes and me? 866 00:48:31,974 --> 00:48:35,077 -Come on. -I want an apology. 867 00:48:35,110 --> 00:48:37,480 -He's bucking. -Hey, 868 00:48:37,512 --> 00:48:42,052 what the fuck? 869 00:48:42,085 --> 00:48:43,420 And he's out. 870 00:48:43,452 --> 00:48:44,487 I thought I was the clumsy one. 871 00:48:45,621 --> 00:48:47,222 Don't you dare answer that. 872 00:48:47,255 --> 00:48:48,424 I don't want to. It's probably just Ryan. 873 00:48:48,458 --> 00:48:50,492 Should we just, do it here? 874 00:48:50,525 --> 00:48:53,696 It's not gonna get him on the sex offenders registry or anything. 875 00:48:53,730 --> 00:48:56,298 I could settle for humiliation and dusty nuts. 876 00:48:56,331 --> 00:48:58,367 That'll be the title of his autobiography. 877 00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,369 "Dusty nuts." 878 00:49:00,402 --> 00:49:03,339 I think he's out. We could pretty much do anything we want to him. 879 00:49:03,373 --> 00:49:05,008 I say we brand him. 880 00:49:05,041 --> 00:49:06,309 Do you happen to have a branding iron 881 00:49:06,342 --> 00:49:07,978 in your trunk, as well? 882 00:49:08,010 --> 00:49:09,545 I'm not above etching, "rapist" on his stomach. 883 00:49:09,579 --> 00:49:11,114 No, let's stick to the plan. 884 00:49:11,146 --> 00:49:13,083 I would rather not add assault and battery 885 00:49:13,115 --> 00:49:14,217 to the list, with kidnapping. 886 00:49:14,250 --> 00:49:15,418 Do you have the scissors? 887 00:49:15,451 --> 00:49:16,987 What are you gonna do with them? 888 00:49:17,019 --> 00:49:18,521 Cut his clothes off. 889 00:49:18,554 --> 00:49:20,222 If we're gonna make him hitch back naked 890 00:49:20,255 --> 00:49:21,391 in sunglasses and a feather boa, 891 00:49:21,423 --> 00:49:23,626 he needs to be naked. 892 00:49:23,659 --> 00:49:24,994 We're not going to physically undress him 893 00:49:25,027 --> 00:49:26,161 I don't need to reminisce. 894 00:49:26,195 --> 00:49:28,565 I'm just gonna cut his clothes off. 895 00:49:28,597 --> 00:49:30,333 Well, I forgot them. 896 00:49:30,365 --> 00:49:34,170 Okay, just sit him up, and I will take his clothes off. 897 00:49:37,072 --> 00:49:40,509 -God. -What, what? 898 00:49:40,543 --> 00:49:41,745 Just... Come here. 899 00:49:41,777 --> 00:49:44,046 God. What now? 900 00:49:46,516 --> 00:49:49,219 I don't think we're gonna have to worry 901 00:49:49,251 --> 00:49:51,086 about humiliating him anymore. 902 00:49:51,119 --> 00:49:52,188 God. 903 00:49:52,221 --> 00:49:54,056 Okay, this can't be happening. 904 00:49:54,090 --> 00:49:55,759 -Is he breathing? -Yeah. 905 00:49:55,791 --> 00:49:57,494 Maybe through the giant hole in the center of his face. 906 00:49:57,527 --> 00:50:00,262 So, he's dead? Like, dead, dead? 907 00:50:00,295 --> 00:50:01,597 What other kind is there? 908 00:50:01,630 --> 00:50:03,232 Dead is a pretty definitive word to use. 909 00:50:03,266 --> 00:50:05,702 See, this is why I don't online date. 910 00:50:05,735 --> 00:50:08,438 It's too much work. 911 00:50:08,471 --> 00:50:09,706 God, can Ryan take a hint? 912 00:50:09,739 --> 00:50:11,641 Psychotic, much? 913 00:50:11,673 --> 00:50:13,543 Okay, we are standing over the dead body of your last date, 914 00:50:13,576 --> 00:50:15,344 so you should probably not start with me. 915 00:50:15,378 --> 00:50:16,679 So, we're not worried that he's a tad possessive? 916 00:50:16,711 --> 00:50:18,547 He gets worried about me. 917 00:50:18,581 --> 00:50:20,550 Yeah, I bet he's real concerned about your welfare. 918 00:50:20,583 --> 00:50:22,418 You don't know how he is. 919 00:50:22,452 --> 00:50:23,720 All the good stuff he does. 920 00:50:23,753 --> 00:50:25,789 Right, we don't, so tell us. 921 00:50:25,822 --> 00:50:27,557 He's been supporting me since I lost my job. 922 00:50:27,590 --> 00:50:29,325 You lost your job? 923 00:50:29,358 --> 00:50:30,794 Okay, we have more pressing issues than my love life, 924 00:50:30,827 --> 00:50:32,262 and employment status. 925 00:50:32,295 --> 00:50:33,829 I don't think he's going anywhere. 926 00:50:33,862 --> 00:50:36,698 We are corpse adjacent. Dead jokes are not funny. 927 00:50:36,731 --> 00:50:39,068 Okay, please, I would love for you to keep yelling 928 00:50:39,101 --> 00:50:40,469 so the cops can find us again. 929 00:50:40,503 --> 00:50:43,673 No! This can't be happening. 930 00:50:45,407 --> 00:50:47,743 Nora? Are you cracking? 931 00:50:47,777 --> 00:50:49,179 Is this you cracking? 932 00:50:49,211 --> 00:50:50,646 If I did, would you kill me, too? 933 00:50:50,679 --> 00:50:53,382 -No. -Okay, what is going on? 934 00:50:53,416 --> 00:50:54,651 My shoes. 935 00:50:54,684 --> 00:50:57,821 There's blood on my shoes, gross. 936 00:50:57,853 --> 00:50:59,455 Then stop touching everything. 937 00:50:59,489 --> 00:51:00,557 It is everywhere. 938 00:51:00,590 --> 00:51:02,559 Okay... We're gonna be fine. 939 00:51:02,592 --> 00:51:04,260 Everything is going to be okay. 940 00:51:04,293 --> 00:51:05,361 I have to go. 941 00:51:05,393 --> 00:51:06,462 I have to get my shoe cleaner. 942 00:51:08,463 --> 00:51:10,365 Ridiculous. 943 00:51:10,398 --> 00:51:12,501 Get his I.D. 944 00:51:12,534 --> 00:51:15,337 I'm sorry I'm not fucking sorry. 945 00:51:15,371 --> 00:51:18,807 I missed the flight 946 00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:22,644 To neverland 947 00:51:22,677 --> 00:51:29,318 But Peter you miss so much of me 948 00:51:29,351 --> 00:51:33,288 I missed the flight 949 00:51:33,322 --> 00:51:35,258 To neverland... 950 00:51:35,291 --> 00:51:36,759 For the first time ever, 951 00:51:36,791 --> 00:51:39,728 we were briefly speechless. 952 00:51:39,762 --> 00:51:41,698 I didn't care that he was dead. 953 00:51:41,731 --> 00:51:44,901 In fact, it seemed like the universe's way of serving justice. 954 00:51:44,934 --> 00:51:47,303 I missed the flight 955 00:51:47,335 --> 00:51:49,839 To neverland... 956 00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:52,608 What about Blair? 957 00:51:52,641 --> 00:51:53,710 We'll say it was a mafia hit. 958 00:51:53,742 --> 00:51:55,411 No, like seriously. 959 00:51:55,443 --> 00:51:58,547 He's random guy without ID in the middle of nowhere. 960 00:51:58,581 --> 00:52:00,316 By the time the animals are done with him, 961 00:52:00,349 --> 00:52:02,652 he'll only be recognizable through dental records. 962 00:52:02,684 --> 00:52:04,753 Too bad we couldn't have taken Adam out at the same time. 963 00:52:06,222 --> 00:52:07,657 -What? -No, it's just... 964 00:52:07,690 --> 00:52:09,291 I feel like whenever we start talking about him, 965 00:52:09,324 --> 00:52:10,559 is when he shows up. 966 00:52:10,592 --> 00:52:12,394 Its like he has a radar for it, 967 00:52:12,427 --> 00:52:14,663 and we definitely do not need him showing up tonight. 968 00:52:14,697 --> 00:52:17,233 Amen to that. 969 00:52:18,634 --> 00:52:20,302 Do you ever miss him? 970 00:52:20,335 --> 00:52:23,906 How could I miss him? He's always lurking around. 971 00:52:39,255 --> 00:52:43,459 -I'll go grab my stuff. -Okay. 972 00:52:43,492 --> 00:52:45,394 I'll be really quick. 973 00:52:51,233 --> 00:52:52,936 I need a shoe cleaner, stat! 974 00:52:58,873 --> 00:53:01,410 Where are you at? 975 00:53:03,378 --> 00:53:04,980 Eureka! 976 00:53:05,014 --> 00:53:06,916 I have found it. 977 00:53:10,952 --> 00:53:13,355 Please, please, please. 978 00:53:13,389 --> 00:53:16,326 If there is a god. 979 00:53:16,358 --> 00:53:18,460 -What are you doing? -Fuck! 980 00:53:18,494 --> 00:53:21,631 I stained my shoes. 981 00:53:21,664 --> 00:53:23,432 How'd you do that? 982 00:53:23,465 --> 00:53:25,601 Some cow in leopard print spilled a vodka cran on them. 983 00:53:25,635 --> 00:53:27,971 Hag. 984 00:53:28,003 --> 00:53:32,875 -What? -You're so good at lying, it scares me. 985 00:53:32,907 --> 00:53:34,978 What are you talking about? 986 00:53:35,010 --> 00:53:37,846 I know where you were tonight. 987 00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:40,016 I know what you did. 988 00:53:40,048 --> 00:53:41,284 What I did? 989 00:53:41,317 --> 00:53:42,351 What about what she did? 990 00:53:42,385 --> 00:53:43,720 I mean, hit your mouth, sister. 991 00:53:43,753 --> 00:53:45,722 Exhibit a. 992 00:53:50,025 --> 00:53:54,263 Looks like you had a bloody good time, mate. 993 00:53:59,302 --> 00:54:00,870 She should just give it up. 994 00:54:00,902 --> 00:54:03,739 Blood doesn't come out of anything. 995 00:54:03,773 --> 00:54:06,709 This one time, 996 00:54:06,742 --> 00:54:10,280 Adam fell and cut himself in the kitchen, 997 00:54:10,313 --> 00:54:12,382 I mean, it was after he punched me, 998 00:54:12,414 --> 00:54:13,750 so part of me just wanted 999 00:54:13,782 --> 00:54:15,585 to let him bleed out all over the place, 1000 00:54:15,617 --> 00:54:17,586 like a stuck pig. 1001 00:54:17,619 --> 00:54:20,056 But I didn't. 1002 00:54:20,088 --> 00:54:22,659 Anyway, in the process, he bled all over everything, 1003 00:54:22,692 --> 00:54:25,827 he even stained the kitchen counter. 1004 00:54:25,860 --> 00:54:28,764 I could never get it out. 1005 00:54:28,797 --> 00:54:32,034 God, that was the sweetest bedtime story. 1006 00:54:32,068 --> 00:54:33,836 Please, tell it again. 1007 00:54:35,438 --> 00:54:37,874 I have so many stories like that. 1008 00:54:39,375 --> 00:54:42,577 Why didn't you ever tell me? 1009 00:54:42,610 --> 00:54:45,013 It's not something you talk about. 1010 00:54:45,047 --> 00:54:48,717 Not even to your friends? 1011 00:54:48,751 --> 00:54:51,421 Especially not to your friends. 1012 00:54:54,456 --> 00:54:55,557 I think you're overreacting just a little. 1013 00:54:55,590 --> 00:54:56,659 I know I didn't answer my phone, 1014 00:54:56,692 --> 00:54:59,362 no, that's the thing... You did. 1015 00:54:59,394 --> 00:55:01,063 Now I'm confused. Have you been drinking? 1016 00:55:01,097 --> 00:55:03,499 -I heard the whole thing. -You heard what? 1017 00:55:03,532 --> 00:55:05,001 What are you even talking about? 1018 00:55:05,034 --> 00:55:06,936 Okay, you want to know what I... look. 1019 00:55:08,103 --> 00:55:10,339 You butt-answered. 1020 00:55:10,373 --> 00:55:11,574 Now do you want to talk about it? 1021 00:55:11,606 --> 00:55:12,974 I actually don't. I have to go, 1022 00:55:13,007 --> 00:55:14,543 and I have no idea what you're talking about. 1023 00:55:14,577 --> 00:55:15,645 Nora, what the hell? 1024 00:55:15,677 --> 00:55:16,978 You've really been drinking and you are paranoid. 1025 00:55:17,012 --> 00:55:18,815 No. Look, you're not going anywhere. 1026 00:55:18,847 --> 00:55:21,116 Like hell I'm not. 1027 00:55:21,150 --> 00:55:22,652 I think I'm gonna go check on her. 1028 00:55:22,684 --> 00:55:24,887 -Tell her to hurry up. -You're coming with me. 1029 00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:26,356 We're just gonna find her 1030 00:55:26,389 --> 00:55:27,957 psychotically scrubbing her shoes. 1031 00:55:27,989 --> 00:55:30,459 At the very least, we'll hurry her up. 1032 00:55:30,492 --> 00:55:32,996 If we can pry them out of her hands. 1033 00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:46,742 Someone needs to have a garage sale. 1034 00:55:46,775 --> 00:55:48,478 Yeah. 1035 00:55:51,813 --> 00:55:53,449 You're acting like a child. 1036 00:55:53,481 --> 00:55:54,851 Good, then you won't mind if I leave. 1037 00:55:54,884 --> 00:55:56,485 What... so, where are you gonna go, then? 1038 00:55:56,518 --> 00:55:57,919 Because being here is such a delight, 1039 00:55:57,952 --> 00:55:59,454 why wouldn't I want to stay? 1040 00:55:59,487 --> 00:56:01,456 -So, why have you stayed? -You're such an ass. 1041 00:56:01,489 --> 00:56:02,958 No, answer the fucking question! 1042 00:56:02,992 --> 00:56:04,661 Because I love you! 1043 00:56:06,996 --> 00:56:08,498 Wait, then, why are you leaving me? 1044 00:56:08,530 --> 00:56:09,931 Clearly, this is over. 1045 00:56:09,965 --> 00:56:11,601 Okay, but, if you just talk to me... 1046 00:56:11,634 --> 00:56:15,137 Okay, that's the point... I can't talk to you anymore. 1047 00:56:15,170 --> 00:56:17,072 So what, are you gonna leave with the girls? That's fucking rich. 1048 00:56:17,106 --> 00:56:18,875 You don't accept me. They do. 1049 00:56:18,907 --> 00:56:21,510 I'm still the same person. You're the one who's changed. 1050 00:56:21,543 --> 00:56:23,578 That's because the circumstances have changed, okay? 1051 00:56:23,612 --> 00:56:26,148 -No, you have to adapt. -No, actually, I don't. 1052 00:56:26,181 --> 00:56:28,483 -They don't need me to change. -Nora, listen to yourself. 1053 00:56:28,516 --> 00:56:29,885 You're being fucking ridiculous. 1054 00:56:29,918 --> 00:56:31,887 -I'm leaving. -No, no, you're not. 1055 00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:34,022 Okay, look, if you walk out, 1056 00:56:34,056 --> 00:56:36,626 I will ruin all of you. 1057 00:56:37,726 --> 00:56:38,994 F... God, 1058 00:56:39,027 --> 00:56:41,062 that's great. Yeah, welcome. Yeah. 1059 00:56:41,096 --> 00:56:43,099 Nora, we have to go. 1060 00:56:43,132 --> 00:56:45,534 Yeah, no you're not. No one's going anywhere. 1061 00:56:45,568 --> 00:56:46,702 Give her back her bag. 1062 00:56:46,735 --> 00:56:48,604 No, it's my bag. I paid for it. 1063 00:56:48,637 --> 00:56:50,039 -It was a gift. -Well, I'm taking it back, anyway. 1064 00:56:50,072 --> 00:56:51,673 Let go! 1065 00:56:51,706 --> 00:56:53,175 Over my dead body. 1066 00:56:59,514 --> 00:57:00,516 All right, then. 1067 00:57:00,548 --> 00:57:02,786 Ryan? 1068 00:57:04,253 --> 00:57:06,956 My god. 1069 00:57:09,891 --> 00:57:12,661 You know, I hope you're intending on replacing that. 1070 00:57:12,695 --> 00:57:15,030 Ryan, you have... 1071 00:57:15,063 --> 00:57:17,766 What the fuck? 1072 00:57:21,804 --> 00:57:23,005 No. 1073 00:57:31,914 --> 00:57:33,216 So, this is bad. 1074 00:57:33,248 --> 00:57:36,985 -What do we do? -Nothing. 1075 00:57:37,018 --> 00:57:39,187 His mother comes to clean tomorrow. 1076 00:57:39,221 --> 00:57:41,190 His mother cleans your house? 1077 00:57:41,222 --> 00:57:45,027 -What do you do? -Apparently, not enough. 1078 00:57:46,661 --> 00:57:49,097 My bag. 1079 00:58:07,016 --> 00:58:09,085 You drive. 1080 00:58:20,795 --> 00:58:22,297 It dawned on me... 1081 00:58:22,331 --> 00:58:25,201 Maybe we were better off without men in our lives. 1082 00:58:25,233 --> 00:58:28,804 I knew Nora would be happier without Ryan. 1083 00:58:45,621 --> 00:58:47,724 You okay up there? 1084 00:58:51,226 --> 00:58:55,131 -Do you think she's gonna be okay? -Probably. 1085 00:58:55,164 --> 00:58:57,800 You guys can stop talking about me like I'm not here. 1086 00:58:57,833 --> 00:58:59,869 You could start responding like you are here. 1087 00:59:01,903 --> 00:59:04,306 Jesus, spit it out, Nora! 1088 00:59:04,340 --> 00:59:06,675 Typical Ryan. 1089 00:59:06,708 --> 00:59:09,244 He never fucking listened. 1090 00:59:09,277 --> 00:59:10,946 I'm just bummed. 1091 00:59:10,980 --> 00:59:12,282 "Bummed" is really the word you're gonna go with? 1092 00:59:14,382 --> 00:59:16,318 I know it's stupid. 1093 00:59:16,351 --> 00:59:18,721 It's not stupid at all. 1094 00:59:20,789 --> 00:59:24,594 I just really loved those shoes. 1095 00:59:24,626 --> 00:59:26,195 Now I'm gonna be homeless and single, 1096 00:59:26,228 --> 00:59:28,664 and have bad footwear. 1097 00:59:58,159 --> 01:00:02,364 -What the fuck? -My parents are going to be so pissed. 1098 01:00:02,398 --> 01:00:04,767 Are you gonna call the cops? 1099 01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:08,605 And where am I gonna tell them I was while my place was being trashed? 1100 01:00:16,378 --> 01:00:19,382 I can think of an easy solution to that problem. 1101 01:00:19,414 --> 01:00:21,282 Easy being a relative term, 1102 01:00:21,315 --> 01:00:23,118 but it's probably more convenient than redecorating 1103 01:00:23,152 --> 01:00:25,021 every time your ex throws a hissy fit. 1104 01:00:25,054 --> 01:00:26,922 I'm listening. 1105 01:00:26,954 --> 01:00:29,357 If you think about it, he's really kind of a loose end. 1106 01:00:29,391 --> 01:00:31,193 Lurking about, and whatnot. 1107 01:00:33,829 --> 01:00:35,731 What the fuck is happening here? 1108 01:00:37,432 --> 01:00:38,768 We're gonna kill Adam. 1109 01:00:41,335 --> 01:00:42,771 She's kidding. 1110 01:00:44,972 --> 01:00:48,043 No, she wasn't. 1111 01:00:53,081 --> 01:00:55,083 Well... 1112 01:00:55,117 --> 01:00:56,952 We said we'd be all in in the beginning of the night, 1113 01:00:56,985 --> 01:00:59,789 so, I'm in. 1114 01:00:59,822 --> 01:01:01,957 Yes. 1115 01:01:01,989 --> 01:01:03,725 But seriously, can we please get food first? 1116 01:01:03,759 --> 01:01:06,795 Homicide makes me hungry. 1117 01:01:08,731 --> 01:01:11,234 Protecting Olivia just made sense. 1118 01:01:13,434 --> 01:01:16,873 I smell bacon. 1119 01:01:21,043 --> 01:01:22,378 I would literally stab someone 1120 01:01:22,411 --> 01:01:23,846 for pancakes right now. 1121 01:01:23,878 --> 01:01:25,847 Does tonight work for everybody? 1122 01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:27,782 God, everyone is just a little too overstimulated right now. 1123 01:01:27,815 --> 01:01:29,184 You'd think I would be the one 1124 01:01:29,217 --> 01:01:31,019 who would be the most excited about this. 1125 01:01:31,052 --> 01:01:33,455 I'm a passionate person. I'm committed to the cause. 1126 01:01:33,489 --> 01:01:36,992 I'll say. 1127 01:01:38,260 --> 01:01:42,131 Hello? Yes. 1128 01:01:42,164 --> 01:01:44,133 Something happened to Ryan? 1129 01:01:46,101 --> 01:01:50,972 Okay. I'll be right there. 1130 01:01:53,007 --> 01:01:54,943 Something happened to Ryan. 1131 01:01:54,976 --> 01:01:56,846 Shocker. 1132 01:01:56,878 --> 01:02:00,081 I just want bacon to go. 1133 01:02:00,114 --> 01:02:03,118 Okay, do you have your story straight? 1134 01:02:03,152 --> 01:02:04,487 Yeah. I was with you guys all night. 1135 01:02:04,519 --> 01:02:05,987 And doing what? 1136 01:02:06,021 --> 01:02:07,256 -Watching a movie. -What movie? 1137 01:02:07,289 --> 01:02:08,824 -What do you got? -"Clueless." 1138 01:02:08,856 --> 01:02:10,326 -Watching "clueless." -What else? 1139 01:02:10,358 --> 01:02:11,527 Jesus fucking Christ, we're watching, "clueless," 1140 01:02:11,559 --> 01:02:12,894 eating stir fry and chocolate ice cream 1141 01:02:12,927 --> 01:02:14,230 and braiding each other's hair. 1142 01:02:14,262 --> 01:02:15,764 And laughing at guys on tinder all night. 1143 01:02:15,797 --> 01:02:17,832 -Better? -Much. 1144 01:02:17,865 --> 01:02:19,068 We can't have any holes in our story, 1145 01:02:19,101 --> 01:02:20,336 or loose ends. 1146 01:02:21,836 --> 01:02:23,139 Sad, sad. Be sad. 1147 01:02:23,172 --> 01:02:25,474 Wait... the shoes. 1148 01:02:25,507 --> 01:02:28,177 -Think about the shoes. -See you tonight. 1149 01:02:28,210 --> 01:02:30,311 Yeah we should probably share a car ride, nose goes. 1150 01:02:31,847 --> 01:02:32,815 Come on, not it! 1151 01:02:32,847 --> 01:02:34,416 I drove last time. 1152 01:02:34,449 --> 01:02:37,353 Are we seriously organizing a murder carpool right now 1153 01:02:39,021 --> 01:02:41,524 My god, if you cry over that cereal. 1154 01:02:41,556 --> 01:02:45,293 And payback is a bitch 1155 01:02:45,327 --> 01:02:48,131 Yeah... 1156 01:03:04,579 --> 01:03:06,414 Old man rum got you wise 1157 01:03:06,447 --> 01:03:10,351 Since falling the last time 1158 01:03:10,385 --> 01:03:12,988 Bat your cinnamon eyes 1159 01:03:13,021 --> 01:03:17,293 Slide to the far side 1160 01:03:17,326 --> 01:03:20,262 You'll only come close 1161 01:03:20,295 --> 01:03:22,298 Close enough to look 1162 01:03:24,166 --> 01:03:30,539 But I liked you better when you weren't so good 1163 01:03:30,572 --> 01:03:32,974 You look ripe to be picked 1164 01:03:33,007 --> 01:03:36,611 And forbidden to lick though 1165 01:03:36,644 --> 01:03:38,980 Like some apple outlawed 1166 01:03:39,014 --> 01:03:43,552 Unfit for the wrong god 1167 01:03:43,585 --> 01:03:50,092 Won't bring a thing but trouble to my room 1168 01:03:50,125 --> 01:03:52,894 But I like my trouble with 1169 01:03:52,927 --> 01:03:56,498 Va va voom 1170 01:03:56,530 --> 01:03:59,033 So come on in, darling 1171 01:03:59,034 --> 01:04:02,403 Don't you resist me 1172 01:04:02,436 --> 01:04:05,540 The more you dismiss me 1173 01:04:05,574 --> 01:04:09,311 The devil don't mind 1174 01:04:12,447 --> 01:04:13,983 And what would she say 1175 01:04:14,016 --> 01:04:18,220 If only she knew, love 1176 01:04:18,253 --> 01:04:20,289 How you stumbled my way... 1177 01:04:27,195 --> 01:04:30,466 My god! 1178 01:04:30,498 --> 01:04:33,468 How is it possible that you are late for literally everything? 1179 01:04:33,501 --> 01:04:35,170 I told you we should have carpooled. 1180 01:04:36,704 --> 01:04:38,907 What? I had to shower after my interrogation. 1181 01:04:38,940 --> 01:04:41,476 Wouldn't it have made more sense for you to shower after this? 1182 01:04:41,510 --> 01:04:43,045 Right. Make me the errand bitch 1183 01:04:43,077 --> 01:04:44,480 and then criticize me for everything. 1184 01:04:44,512 --> 01:04:47,048 Okay, let's do this. I still have my spare key. 1185 01:04:47,081 --> 01:04:49,150 We're going in the back door. 1186 01:04:51,186 --> 01:04:52,621 Let's cut to the chase 1187 01:04:52,653 --> 01:04:56,425 We both know this was only for you... 1188 01:04:58,025 --> 01:04:59,427 No, he's not supposed to be home, 1189 01:04:59,460 --> 01:05:01,129 I don't want the neighbors noticing the lights on. 1190 01:05:01,163 --> 01:05:04,132 All right, mood lighting it is. 1191 01:05:04,166 --> 01:05:06,535 I prefer the cover of darkness, anyways. 1192 01:05:06,568 --> 01:05:08,103 This is such a nice place. 1193 01:05:08,135 --> 01:05:09,605 I miss it. 1194 01:05:09,637 --> 01:05:11,706 -Why didn't you kick him out? -Too many memories. 1195 01:05:11,739 --> 01:05:13,508 And the grout in the kitchen is stained. 1196 01:05:15,077 --> 01:05:17,046 You're creeping 1197 01:05:17,079 --> 01:05:21,617 Going around like a creature of the night... 1198 01:05:21,650 --> 01:05:23,719 -Sleepy time. -Yes. 1199 01:05:23,751 --> 01:05:26,288 Hope my mama doesn't find out what I'm doing 1200 01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:30,025 At night with you 1201 01:06:29,583 --> 01:06:32,288 What the fuck? 1202 01:07:02,751 --> 01:07:05,153 Hello? 1203 01:07:23,838 --> 01:07:26,340 Liv... 1204 01:07:26,373 --> 01:07:27,775 This is so romantic. 1205 01:07:27,809 --> 01:07:30,079 Surprised? 1206 01:07:31,746 --> 01:07:35,851 -Come to apologize? -For what? 1207 01:07:35,884 --> 01:07:38,586 You were the one who trashed my parents house. 1208 01:07:38,619 --> 01:07:40,721 You served me with divorce papers. 1209 01:07:40,755 --> 01:07:42,458 So? 1210 01:07:42,490 --> 01:07:44,525 It hurt my feelings. 1211 01:07:44,559 --> 01:07:46,729 I'm not seeing the correlation. 1212 01:07:50,898 --> 01:07:54,402 Baby, you look tired. 1213 01:07:56,204 --> 01:07:59,374 Did you have too much to drink? 1214 01:08:00,809 --> 01:08:04,146 Well, it wouldn't be the first time. 1215 01:08:04,179 --> 01:08:08,184 Here. 1216 01:08:12,353 --> 01:08:16,757 I want you to know, that what's about to happen to you, 1217 01:08:16,791 --> 01:08:20,195 is all your fault. 1218 01:08:23,297 --> 01:08:25,600 "Dear Olivia..." 1219 01:08:25,634 --> 01:08:29,505 Words cannot begin to express the depths 1220 01:08:29,537 --> 01:08:30,605 of my sorrow..." 1221 01:08:30,639 --> 01:08:32,240 I didn't write that. 1222 01:08:32,274 --> 01:08:34,476 You know, it is so rude to interrupt. 1223 01:08:34,509 --> 01:08:37,613 Especially when I'm reading your last words. 1224 01:08:39,814 --> 01:08:43,719 If you're not gonna pay attention, then why bother? 1225 01:08:43,752 --> 01:08:47,890 No more reading before bedtime for you. 1226 01:08:47,922 --> 01:08:51,626 Bummer. Spoiler alert... It was kind of poetic. 1227 01:08:51,659 --> 01:08:52,860 Quite frankly, I think it makes you sound 1228 01:08:52,894 --> 01:08:55,329 more intelligent than you are. 1229 01:08:55,363 --> 01:09:00,136 -Why? -Because black widows eat their mates. 1230 01:09:01,903 --> 01:09:05,274 Since I know you like it rough, babe. 1231 01:09:49,451 --> 01:09:52,386 Is that a text message? 1232 01:09:52,420 --> 01:09:55,623 Yeah, the cop. 1233 01:09:55,657 --> 01:09:57,292 Is he asking you out? 1234 01:09:57,324 --> 01:09:59,493 Let's hope not for his sake. 1235 01:09:59,527 --> 01:10:02,396 "How about dinner tomorrow night?" 1236 01:10:02,430 --> 01:10:03,999 Here's to new beginnings. 1237 01:10:04,032 --> 01:10:06,368 My god, I have a great idea for my new job. 1238 01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:07,769 I could do crime scene clean-up. 1239 01:10:07,801 --> 01:10:09,403 You could pimp me out to your new boyfriend. 1240 01:10:09,436 --> 01:10:11,305 I... I'm not gonna be pimping you out to anyone. 1241 01:10:11,338 --> 01:10:12,975 I'm pretty sure you're better at creating the mess, 1242 01:10:13,007 --> 01:10:15,610 than you are at cleaning it up. 1243 01:10:33,761 --> 01:10:35,463 You can't get it in your mouth? 1244 01:10:35,497 --> 01:10:36,932 I'm careful when it counts. 1245 01:10:36,965 --> 01:10:38,934 But feeding doesn't qualify? 1246 01:10:38,966 --> 01:10:40,534 I blame you. 1247 01:10:40,568 --> 01:10:41,970 You're just so intimidating. 1248 01:10:42,002 --> 01:10:43,639 I'm eating with a man of the law. 1249 01:10:43,671 --> 01:10:45,673 -I understand. -We'll be having desserts 1250 01:10:45,707 --> 01:10:46,975 -in a moment. -Thank you. 1251 01:10:47,007 --> 01:10:48,911 You're welcome. 1252 01:10:50,744 --> 01:10:54,282 Look, I've been meaning to ask you a question. 1253 01:10:55,716 --> 01:10:57,418 Did you know the guy in the back of your car 1254 01:10:57,452 --> 01:10:58,654 the night I pulled you over? 1255 01:10:58,686 --> 01:11:01,390 -The guy in the back of the car... -Yeah. 1256 01:11:01,422 --> 01:11:03,057 Not really. 1257 01:11:03,091 --> 01:11:05,494 Nora always makes the strangest friends at the bar. 1258 01:11:05,527 --> 01:11:08,497 Doesn't Nora have a boyfriend? 1259 01:11:08,529 --> 01:11:10,431 She was in the station yesterday about him. 1260 01:11:14,336 --> 01:11:16,672 Will you excuse me? I just have to... 1261 01:11:16,704 --> 01:11:18,806 Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to jump into work, 1262 01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:20,609 -I just... -No, it's... it's fine. 1263 01:11:20,641 --> 01:11:22,344 I'll be right back. 1264 01:11:26,547 --> 01:11:28,617 -Excuse me. -Can I help you with something? 1265 01:11:28,649 --> 01:11:31,018 Is there any way that I could change my order? 1266 01:11:31,051 --> 01:11:32,954 Women can be so fickle. 1267 01:11:38,693 --> 01:11:39,895 Thank you. 1268 01:11:39,927 --> 01:11:42,831 Chivalry isn't dead. 1269 01:11:42,863 --> 01:11:45,866 -I hope not. -For you, miss. And for you, sir. 1270 01:11:45,899 --> 01:11:47,935 -Thank you, sir. -Please enjoy. 1271 01:12:00,748 --> 01:12:02,684 Would you like to try some of mine? 1272 01:12:02,716 --> 01:12:04,518 A man who's willing to share his dessert. 1273 01:12:04,551 --> 01:12:08,689 That is an admirable quality. 1274 01:12:11,926 --> 01:12:17,032 That tastes like heaven. 1275 01:12:17,064 --> 01:12:19,734 Would you like to get a drink after this? 1276 01:12:19,768 --> 01:12:21,369 See, you already want to spend 1277 01:12:21,403 --> 01:12:23,070 the rest of your life with me. 1278 01:12:23,104 --> 01:12:27,376 I don't know if I could handle the sarcasm for that long. 1279 01:12:27,408 --> 01:12:31,979 Now this... Is to die for. 1280 01:12:32,012 --> 01:12:34,048 You gonna let me try some of it? 1281 01:12:34,082 --> 01:12:37,018 You know, I don't know if I can even part with a bite of this. 1282 01:12:37,051 --> 01:12:39,921 It's very difficult for me. 1283 01:12:39,953 --> 01:12:42,757 Fine. Open wide. 1284 01:12:44,591 --> 01:12:47,895 I'm kinda nuts about you. 1285 01:13:05,613 --> 01:13:08,650 Nutty nutters, taste like peanut butters. 1286 01:13:08,682 --> 01:13:11,386 I really can't. I'm allergic. 1287 01:13:28,470 --> 01:13:30,704 I really was having a great time. 1288 01:13:39,546 --> 01:13:45,453 What a beautiful sister... 1289 01:13:45,487 --> 01:13:47,521 And we all lived happily ever after. 1290 01:13:47,555 --> 01:13:49,124 Bummer. 1291 01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:54,628 Nora finally got her dream job, 1292 01:13:54,662 --> 01:13:56,899 donuts included. 1293 01:13:58,733 --> 01:14:02,070 My god. 1294 01:14:08,076 --> 01:14:09,978 I have been crying 1295 01:14:11,779 --> 01:14:15,484 With blood in my hands 1296 01:14:15,516 --> 01:14:18,953 His eyes are now buried 1297 01:14:18,987 --> 01:14:22,724 Beneath all the sand 1298 01:14:22,756 --> 01:14:25,192 So now he can see 1299 01:14:25,225 --> 01:14:30,097 When I lie on the stand 1300 01:14:30,131 --> 01:14:32,734 Well that's what I do 1301 01:14:32,766 --> 01:14:35,670 To protect my friends... 1302 01:14:35,703 --> 01:14:37,172 There's my girl. What's so funny? 1303 01:14:37,204 --> 01:14:38,840 Olivia found love, 1304 01:14:38,872 --> 01:14:40,975 just not with a cub. 1305 01:14:42,446 --> 01:14:45,046 I love your friends. 1306 01:14:45,078 --> 01:14:48,916 And trap me with anger 1307 01:14:48,949 --> 01:14:52,753 And grief in this hole 1308 01:14:52,787 --> 01:14:55,123 I'm buried alive 1309 01:14:55,155 --> 01:14:59,994 And I've lost all control 1310 01:15:00,028 --> 01:15:05,065 But that's what I do to protect my friends 1311 01:15:05,099 --> 01:15:06,868 I've got time on my hands... 1312 01:15:06,900 --> 01:15:10,972 And me? I got some killer cheesecake. 1313 01:15:12,573 --> 01:15:18,913 With his blood on my hands 1314 01:15:21,949 --> 01:15:25,052 Cleaned up the mess now 1315 01:15:25,086 --> 01:15:29,190 And I've started to think 1316 01:15:29,222 --> 01:15:32,260 How do you smell so good 1317 01:15:32,292 --> 01:15:36,197 When the stench of you stinks 1318 01:15:36,229 --> 01:15:38,933 So I breathe and wonder 1319 01:15:38,966 --> 01:15:43,804 As I sleep on my dreads 1320 01:15:43,837 --> 01:15:48,943 But that's what I do to protect my friends 1321 01:15:48,976 --> 01:15:54,181 I've got time on my hands 1322 01:15:54,215 --> 01:15:56,184 I got time 1323 01:15:56,216 --> 01:16:03,625 With his blood on my hands 1324 01:16:03,658 --> 01:16:08,896 I got time on my hands 1325 01:16:08,930 --> 01:16:10,699 I've got time 1326 01:16:10,731 --> 01:16:14,836 With his blood on my hands 1327 01:17:03,216 --> 01:17:06,687 I have been crying 1328 01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:10,125 With blood in my hands 1329 01:17:10,158 --> 01:17:13,795 His eyes are now buried 1330 01:17:13,828 --> 01:17:17,298 Beneath all that sand 1331 01:17:17,331 --> 01:17:19,934 So now he can see 1332 01:17:19,966 --> 01:17:24,438 When I cry on the stand 1333 01:17:24,471 --> 01:17:29,877 Well that's what I did to protect my friends 1334 01:17:29,911 --> 01:17:34,783 I've got time on my hands 1335 01:17:36,917 --> 01:17:42,256 With his blood on my hands 1336 01:17:44,725 --> 01:17:49,396 Time on my hands 1337 01:17:49,430 --> 01:17:51,365 I got time 1338 01:17:51,399 --> 01:17:56,405 With his blood on my hands 1339 01:18:03,310 --> 01:18:05,079 I've got blood 1340 01:18:05,113 --> 01:18:06,981 I've got blood on my 1341 01:18:12,819 --> 01:18:13,921 Blood on my 1342 01:18:19,226 --> 01:18:27,168 I've got blood on my hands. 95844