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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:43,027 Just your nose and then we're done, Mr. Frost. 2 00:00:46,507 --> 00:00:48,597 You butt-fucker! 3 00:00:54,173 --> 00:00:56,031 I'm a baby. 4 00:01:21,207 --> 00:01:24,460 Boys! It's dinner time. Come inside please. 5 00:01:26,740 --> 00:01:31,736 Hey, Mom. I know I said that I would stay home and pack tonight... 6 00:01:31,816 --> 00:01:33,964 Yeah, of course I'm wearing headphones. 7 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:39,917 Anyway, yeah, so surprise! I'm not home. Um... 8 00:01:39,997 --> 00:01:42,727 The Lerners asked me to babysit. What? 9 00:01:42,807 --> 00:01:46,160 Sneak off and see Ricky? Why would you... why would... why... 10 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:47,936 Shit! 11 00:01:52,107 --> 00:01:53,664 Sorry. 12 00:01:55,173 --> 00:01:58,427 Ashley! Ashley, are you okay? 13 00:01:59,057 --> 00:02:02,304 Hi, Mom, no, no, no, everything's fine. It's just traffic. 14 00:02:02,384 --> 00:02:05,797 Mom, look, I gotta go. I love you. 15 00:02:15,673 --> 00:02:19,560 Yeah, come here, come here. Come on, give me a challenge. 16 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,760 Oh, that's right, you can't, 'cause I'm the best. 17 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:25,393 - Okay, here we go. - Damn, I'm on a streak! 18 00:02:25,473 --> 00:02:28,893 "Want to put her in the mood? Watch a horror movie. 19 00:02:28,973 --> 00:02:31,393 "When we're scared, our brains pump out dopamine... 20 00:02:31,473 --> 00:02:33,527 "...the same chemical we release when we're aroused." 21 00:02:33,607 --> 00:02:35,927 So fear really makes girls wet? 22 00:02:36,007 --> 00:02:37,933 - Told ya. - Bam! 23 00:02:38,013 --> 00:02:40,497 You believe everything you read online. 24 00:02:41,907 --> 00:02:44,631 - It's like with the paint cans. - Oh, my God... 25 00:02:44,711 --> 00:02:48,930 ...are we seriously back to the paint can debate? I ended that last week. 26 00:02:49,010 --> 00:02:51,693 - I was unconvinced. - No, no, no, no, no, we looked it up. 27 00:02:51,773 --> 00:02:55,560 That ER doctor said that the paint can would've smashed the robber's face in. 28 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:57,727 Just admit you're wrong. 29 00:02:58,007 --> 00:03:00,308 Only reason to read this stuff is for the pictures. 30 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:02,427 It's a plus. I know what women want. 31 00:03:02,507 --> 00:03:05,427 - Dude. - What? 32 00:03:05,507 --> 00:03:08,260 She's, like, twice our age. I really don't think it's gonna happen. 33 00:03:08,340 --> 00:03:11,160 Five years. Big deal. My parents are five years apart. 34 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:14,493 You don't get it. Luke, Ashley's a ten. A solid ten. 35 00:03:14,573 --> 00:03:17,664 And you're like a fi... 36 00:03:20,407 --> 00:03:22,763 - Never mind. - She likes me, I know it. 37 00:03:22,843 --> 00:03:25,064 - It's tonight or never. - Okay, go ahead. 38 00:03:25,144 --> 00:03:28,327 But my brother gave me weed, so instead of trying to bone your babysitter... 39 00:03:28,407 --> 00:03:30,760 ...maybe we could just, you know... puff-puff? 40 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:33,227 No, man, I'm going through with the plan. 41 00:03:33,307 --> 00:03:35,197 Don't mess it up for me. 42 00:03:36,673 --> 00:03:40,831 I mean, Luke, for both our sakes, I truly, sincerely hope you get some ass... 43 00:03:41,540 --> 00:03:45,360 ...sistance... uh, with that computer problem you got. 44 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:48,327 Like, technical assistance. Call, uh, Geek Squad. 45 00:03:48,407 --> 00:03:50,927 - They're good. - Real smooth, Einstein. 46 00:03:51,007 --> 00:03:54,127 - You smell great, Mrs. Lerner. - Don't you have a curfew, Garrett? 47 00:03:54,207 --> 00:03:56,927 - Yeah, but my mom said I could stay in... - Bed by 11:00, okay? 48 00:03:57,007 --> 00:04:00,060 - I know. - And don't forget to brush your teeth. 49 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:01,147 I will, Mom. 50 00:04:01,227 --> 00:04:04,031 - I left pizza money. - Okay! 51 00:04:15,940 --> 00:04:17,531 Robert. 52 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:21,693 Robert, turn that shit off. It's giving me a migraine. 53 00:04:21,773 --> 00:04:27,643 Yes, uh, darling. My ornaments were conspicuously missing from the tree. 54 00:04:27,723 --> 00:04:29,727 We're not putting those on the tree. 55 00:04:29,807 --> 00:04:33,427 Bell shoes, or I'll chop your legs off below the knees. 56 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:36,397 Are you sure you've never sucked another man's cock? 57 00:04:37,273 --> 00:04:40,593 Not even in college? Not some lost weekend? 58 00:04:40,673 --> 00:04:44,960 Fishing trip? Secret, special friend? Ever? 59 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:48,360 - Not that I can recall. - Because, honestly, Robert, this is so... 60 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:50,260 Meterosexual? 61 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:54,093 That's not even the word. It's metro. Metrosexual. 62 00:04:54,173 --> 00:04:57,560 - I'm allowed to like gay things. - I need a drink. 63 00:04:57,640 --> 00:05:00,050 Oh, my God, the fetus machine! 64 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,687 I forgot you still had this. 65 00:05:05,207 --> 00:05:07,490 What the fuck? Dude! 66 00:05:07,570 --> 00:05:11,197 That is so creepy. I'm sorry. Please tell me you don't still sleep with this. 67 00:05:12,107 --> 00:05:13,427 - You totally do. - Shut up, dick. 68 00:05:13,507 --> 00:05:15,893 - You so do. - Of course not. 69 00:05:15,973 --> 00:05:19,060 Hey, maybe it'll put you in the mood while you're, you know... 70 00:05:22,340 --> 00:05:23,647 She's here. 71 00:05:26,273 --> 00:05:29,493 Good Lord, you are breathtaking. 72 00:05:29,573 --> 00:05:31,327 - Thank you. - Nice sweater. 73 00:05:31,407 --> 00:05:33,161 - Thanks, nice tie. - Thank you. 74 00:05:33,241 --> 00:05:36,078 So, uh, you're leaving us. Deandra says that you're moving. 75 00:05:36,158 --> 00:05:40,264 - Yeah, in a couple of days, to Pittsburg. - Did I give you permission? 76 00:05:42,907 --> 00:05:45,940 So thank you for coming because you've gotta be busy packing. 77 00:05:46,020 --> 00:05:48,960 Yeah, but I mean, I couldn't leave without saying goodbye. 78 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:52,827 - Wow! What a nice thing to say. - Mrs. Lerner, you look incredible. 79 00:05:52,907 --> 00:05:56,593 Well, thank you. But I told you, call me Deandra. 80 00:05:56,673 --> 00:05:59,497 "Mrs. Lerner" makes me sound fossilized. 81 00:06:00,540 --> 00:06:01,960 Robert! 82 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:04,693 Oh, look who decided to come out of his room. 83 00:06:04,773 --> 00:06:06,960 Don't I remember something about the trash getting taken out? 84 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:09,264 And don't forget the shovel. 85 00:06:13,427 --> 00:06:15,220 Go on, Luke, and then we can hang out. 86 00:06:15,300 --> 00:06:18,731 Yeah, come on, you grab the garbage and I'll get the recycling. 87 00:06:22,273 --> 00:06:24,327 I don't know about you, but I'm gonna miss that girl. 88 00:06:24,407 --> 00:06:26,264 New carpets! 89 00:06:26,973 --> 00:06:28,864 Damn it, Rob. 90 00:06:29,607 --> 00:06:31,360 Here we go. 91 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:34,627 Okay, I want to show you this. We're going to do things a little bit differently. 92 00:06:34,707 --> 00:06:37,227 - Lucas has been sleepwalking again. - Oh. 93 00:06:37,307 --> 00:06:38,860 No, crap! 94 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:40,831 Just a minute. 95 00:06:42,340 --> 00:06:44,860 Garrett, what are you doing in here? 96 00:06:44,940 --> 00:06:49,347 Oh. Uh, do you have any itch cream? 97 00:06:50,140 --> 00:06:52,660 - My shoulder really... - Top shelf. 98 00:06:52,740 --> 00:06:55,093 Honestly, that kid is a bad influence. 99 00:06:55,173 --> 00:06:57,560 I want you to keep an eye on him. 100 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:01,827 Once he's brushed and he's in bed, don't forget to give him his sleeping pill, okay? 101 00:07:01,907 --> 00:07:06,060 Then you take this pencil and you put it on his door handle. See? Like that. 102 00:07:06,140 --> 00:07:10,193 That way, if he stays in, great. If he walks around, we know. 103 00:07:10,273 --> 00:07:13,781 And what he doesn't know can't hurt him. 104 00:07:14,807 --> 00:07:17,631 - Honey, it's time to go! - All right. 105 00:07:19,807 --> 00:07:22,660 Okay, Ashley, call us if you need anything, all right? 106 00:07:22,740 --> 00:07:25,593 See ya. Good luck. 107 00:07:26,073 --> 00:07:29,427 Now, don't stay up and watch scary movies, okay? It'll give you nightmares again. 108 00:07:29,507 --> 00:07:31,460 Please don't do that. You're embarrassing the lad. 109 00:07:31,540 --> 00:07:34,560 - Robert, that tie. - I know, right! 110 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:39,087 No, wrong. Please, please, please? Thank you. 111 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:44,313 Always be... 112 00:07:45,220 --> 00:07:46,760 ...prepared. 113 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:50,357 Please don't embarrass me like last year. 114 00:07:50,437 --> 00:07:52,294 I promise. 115 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,164 Finally. 116 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:57,393 So what do you wanna do? 117 00:07:57,473 --> 00:08:00,647 - Movie? - Actually, I gotta make a call. 118 00:08:00,727 --> 00:08:03,797 So how about you hang out and play video games or something? 119 00:08:12,507 --> 00:08:15,164 This is just happening so fast, you know? 120 00:08:16,140 --> 00:08:18,193 I just need some space tonight. 121 00:08:18,273 --> 00:08:22,364 Like, clear my head, say goodbye to everything, if that makes any sense. 122 00:08:25,307 --> 00:08:27,731 Ricky, of course I wanted to see you. 123 00:08:28,940 --> 00:08:32,127 I don't know. 11:30. 124 00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:34,627 Well, if you want to break a few dozen perv laws... 125 00:08:34,707 --> 00:08:37,393 ...you could always ignore me and come over anyway. 126 00:08:37,473 --> 00:08:40,060 Ricky, no, that was a joke. No, don't. 127 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,060 Luke! Luke! 128 00:08:43,140 --> 00:08:45,797 - What? - There's a spider. Kill it. 129 00:08:47,540 --> 00:08:49,797 Just kill it. Squish it! 130 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:54,531 It didn't do anything wrong. 131 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:58,027 Ash! 132 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:02,060 Ashley! Ashley, are you okay? 133 00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:03,664 What? 134 00:09:04,707 --> 00:09:07,153 I can handle myself just fine, thank you. 135 00:09:07,233 --> 00:09:09,264 The answer's still no. 136 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:13,560 Go on. You're free now. 137 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,727 There you go, big guy. 138 00:09:15,807 --> 00:09:17,727 Ricky, I know. 139 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:20,088 Yes, I know I leave soon. 140 00:09:21,707 --> 00:09:25,555 You know you're my guy. Can't we hang out tomorrow? 141 00:09:28,573 --> 00:09:30,221 Okay. 142 00:09:31,607 --> 00:09:35,055 Okay. Okay, well, maybe if kiddo falls asleep early. 143 00:09:36,973 --> 00:09:40,021 Okay. All right, bye. 144 00:10:04,207 --> 00:10:05,755 Luke? 145 00:10:08,373 --> 00:10:09,921 Luke! 146 00:10:12,773 --> 00:10:14,821 Luke, where are you? 147 00:10:22,207 --> 00:10:24,655 Luke, where are you? 148 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:36,393 Luke! 149 00:10:36,773 --> 00:10:40,193 - Lucas, what are you doing? - Oh, you won't? 150 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:42,627 No, you are way too young to be drinking. Give me that. 151 00:10:42,707 --> 00:10:45,793 - Oh, this? - Yes, that. Give it to me. 152 00:10:45,973 --> 00:10:49,021 Lucas, stop! What has gotten into you? 153 00:10:50,973 --> 00:10:53,527 One time me and Garrett drank a whole bottle. 154 00:10:53,607 --> 00:10:56,593 He puked so bad. He can't hold his liquor like me. 155 00:10:56,673 --> 00:10:59,721 Wow, I'm super impressed, okay? Now, give it. 156 00:11:01,473 --> 00:11:03,888 Lucas, I'm so serious right now. 157 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:14,327 Don't. 158 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,221 Thank you. 159 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:19,460 Oh, my God. 160 00:11:19,540 --> 00:11:21,393 Pardon me. 161 00:11:22,707 --> 00:11:25,188 You forgot to shut the door, doofus. 162 00:11:40,873 --> 00:11:43,155 I can't believe I'm doing this. 163 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,593 Hey, no, sorry, I can't... I can't talk right now. 164 00:11:50,673 --> 00:11:53,103 He just opened a bottle of champagne. 165 00:11:53,407 --> 00:11:55,860 Uh-uh, no, that is not an invitation. 166 00:11:56,540 --> 00:12:00,521 Look, um, listen, I don't think tonight's gonna work out. 167 00:12:00,607 --> 00:12:04,513 A chance to what? Make things harder than they already are? What? 168 00:12:05,573 --> 00:12:09,388 Okay, you know what? That was a low blow, and I'm gonna hang up now. 169 00:12:19,147 --> 00:12:20,440 Busted. 170 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:23,260 Me? What about you, mister? 171 00:12:23,340 --> 00:12:25,588 Well, I won't tell if you don't. 172 00:12:26,507 --> 00:12:28,355 Okay, deal. 173 00:12:32,407 --> 00:12:36,808 You know, drinking won't impress me, okay? I already think you're pretty cool. 174 00:12:39,073 --> 00:12:42,288 Let's, uh... let's get some food into you, hey? 175 00:12:42,740 --> 00:12:46,221 - Pepperoni or Hawaiian? - Anything but mushrooms. 176 00:12:48,873 --> 00:12:50,960 Why don't you start the... 177 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:54,856 Whoa, calm down. Have another drink. 178 00:12:57,973 --> 00:12:59,855 Lerner residence. 179 00:13:01,540 --> 00:13:03,088 Hello? 180 00:13:03,507 --> 00:13:05,088 Hello? 181 00:13:13,273 --> 00:13:16,055 Help! Somebody help me! 182 00:13:18,707 --> 00:13:20,688 Come on, come on! 183 00:13:26,407 --> 00:13:29,088 - Who was it? - No one. 184 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:34,527 Why are you dating Ricky? 185 00:13:34,607 --> 00:13:36,108 He's such a jerk. 186 00:13:38,607 --> 00:13:41,960 I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that. 187 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,921 How did you mean it? 188 00:13:45,707 --> 00:13:48,793 It's just like first Jeremy and now Ricky. 189 00:13:49,173 --> 00:13:52,039 You could choose any guy in the world, and you're choosing these guys... 190 00:13:52,119 --> 00:13:54,327 - ...who treat you like shit. - Luke... 191 00:13:54,407 --> 00:13:56,627 ...first off, you're sweet... 192 00:13:56,707 --> 00:13:59,993 ...but second, there's actually a really wonderful side to Ricky. 193 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:04,060 And my move's been really tough on us, so be nice. 194 00:14:04,140 --> 00:14:06,393 Plus, you're drunk, kiddo. 195 00:14:06,473 --> 00:14:09,927 I am not drunk and I am not a kiddo. 196 00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:13,188 - You're 12. - Thirteen in a few weeks. 197 00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:19,188 - I'm mature for my age. - I know. 198 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,793 If I were your age, I'd date you. 199 00:14:22,873 --> 00:14:24,388 Really? 200 00:14:30,607 --> 00:14:33,220 Shit! I forgot to order the pizza. 201 00:14:40,573 --> 00:14:42,897 God, Luke, you didn't tell me you ordered something. 202 00:14:42,977 --> 00:14:44,848 I didn't. 203 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,193 Hi. Sorry, we didn't order that. 204 00:14:49,273 --> 00:14:51,593 This 312 Claremont? 205 00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:54,460 - Yeah. - Well, someone ordered this. 206 00:14:54,540 --> 00:14:58,021 It was probably my dad. Here, keep the change. 207 00:15:00,473 --> 00:15:03,127 Hey, you, uh... you have a pleasant night. 208 00:15:03,207 --> 00:15:05,088 Okay, thanks. 209 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:08,491 Plates and napkins, mister... 210 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:11,688 I fuckin' hate this thing. 211 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:23,260 - You come here a lot? - Every now and then. 212 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,560 Come here to think, be by myself. 213 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:28,093 What? It's good ambience. 214 00:15:28,173 --> 00:15:30,655 You are something else tonight. 215 00:15:36,607 --> 00:15:40,288 Wait, if your dad ordered the pizza, why is there mushrooms on it? 216 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,455 I don't know, 'cause they're like vegetables? 217 00:15:46,507 --> 00:15:49,735 - Hey, you mind grabbing those beers? - Sure, hold on. 218 00:16:02,073 --> 00:16:03,621 Hello? 219 00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:07,555 Cindy, don't be stupid. 220 00:16:13,923 --> 00:16:17,263 My boyfriend's going to kill me if I don't get home soon. 221 00:16:17,773 --> 00:16:20,055 Your boyfriend isn't here. 222 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,430 You're bad. 223 00:16:32,973 --> 00:16:35,993 So what are your family's plans for the holidays? 224 00:16:36,073 --> 00:16:38,112 Drinking and arguing. 225 00:16:39,502 --> 00:16:41,321 You crack me up. 226 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:49,055 Ricky, why can't you just leave me alone? 227 00:16:50,273 --> 00:16:52,688 Look, I'll be back in one second, okay? 228 00:16:54,373 --> 00:16:55,960 Hello? 229 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,660 Oh, you crack me up. 230 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:02,288 Okay, we'll see. 231 00:17:03,807 --> 00:17:06,495 Yeah, I don't know. I said, "We'll see!" 232 00:17:07,607 --> 00:17:10,427 Hey, I'm still pissed at you, you know. You don't get off that easy. 233 00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:14,555 I'll talk to you later, maybe. Okay, bye-bye. 234 00:17:17,773 --> 00:17:19,279 Hey... 235 00:17:19,859 --> 00:17:22,493 ...you'll always be my little buddy. You know that, right? 236 00:17:22,573 --> 00:17:26,458 - Can we just watch the movie? - Hey, where'd you go? 237 00:17:27,973 --> 00:17:30,427 Bobby, are you up there? 238 00:17:31,607 --> 00:17:34,488 Oh, my God! No, I can't! I can't watch this part. 239 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:40,396 Why would... why would they go into the attic? It's just... 240 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,497 ...oh, it's so stupid. 241 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,293 Oh, God! 242 00:17:52,473 --> 00:17:55,921 - Did you hear that? - Mmm-mmm. 243 00:18:04,773 --> 00:18:07,693 Luke, Luke, Luke, no! No, no, no, Luke. 244 00:18:07,773 --> 00:18:09,860 - Why? - No, just because, Luke. 245 00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:12,393 - I know you've been drinking... - So have you, so why won't you kiss me? 246 00:18:12,473 --> 00:18:15,555 Because, Luke, it is the most inappropriate thing ever! 247 00:18:16,773 --> 00:18:18,360 Okay? 248 00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:25,988 Lerner residence. 249 00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:34,355 - Are you gonna talk? - I can see you. 250 00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:38,260 Is this Jeremy? 251 00:18:38,340 --> 00:18:40,327 Joey, is that you? 252 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:44,455 If you can see me, how many fingers am I holding up? 253 00:18:45,607 --> 00:18:49,160 No, let's get out of here. There's somebody out there. 254 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:53,327 - There's somebody over there! - Luke, could you just turn that off? 255 00:18:53,407 --> 00:18:55,693 - Why? - Can you just, please? 256 00:18:55,773 --> 00:18:58,855 Come on, let's go. There's somebody out there... 257 00:18:59,273 --> 00:19:02,329 Can you... give me that. Luke? 258 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,855 Was it Jeremy? 259 00:19:08,007 --> 00:19:09,888 I don't think so. 260 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,121 Then who was it? 261 00:19:14,673 --> 00:19:17,727 Everyone knows he's totally obsessed with you. 262 00:19:19,773 --> 00:19:21,304 What the fuck! 263 00:19:22,207 --> 00:19:25,255 Where's the hose? I'm spraying whoever's out there. 264 00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:36,388 Luke, get my phone! 265 00:19:37,996 --> 00:19:40,127 - Oh, goddamn it, Luke! - Oh, shit! Sorry! 266 00:19:40,207 --> 00:19:42,760 - God, do you know how much that cost me? - I didn't mean to. 267 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:44,973 8 Plus. Do you not look when you're throwing? 268 00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:47,721 Ashley, my mom'll buy you another one. 269 00:19:49,307 --> 00:19:51,121 Oh, Luke! 270 00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:55,460 - What, I'm not scared. - Yeah, well, we don't know who it is. 271 00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:57,421 Then look. 272 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:02,660 No one's there. 273 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,888 What the hell? 274 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,525 Luke, no! Don't. What are you... Luke! 275 00:20:09,605 --> 00:20:13,255 Whoever's out there, cut it out. I know tae kwon do. 276 00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:17,760 See? Scared 'em... 277 00:20:20,907 --> 00:20:23,093 Hi. How are you? 278 00:20:23,173 --> 00:20:25,008 Get off me! 279 00:20:25,388 --> 00:20:28,872 Dude! Your guy's faces! Your faces. You were like... 280 00:20:28,952 --> 00:20:30,760 - You asshole! - What the hell, man? 281 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:34,093 - Come on, I'm just checking up on you kids. - I nearly called the fucking police! 282 00:20:34,173 --> 00:20:36,027 What were you doing sneaking around back there? 283 00:20:36,107 --> 00:20:37,393 - Back where? - In the backyard. 284 00:20:37,473 --> 00:20:39,730 I didn't go in the backyard. 285 00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:43,421 Stay here. 286 00:20:47,907 --> 00:20:50,988 - What was that? - I... I don't... 287 00:20:51,973 --> 00:20:54,427 - Hey, hey, hey, what's that for? - Luke, where's your phone? 288 00:20:54,507 --> 00:20:56,927 - My parents took it. - I have one. 289 00:20:57,007 --> 00:21:01,693 Okay, dial 911. I'm going up there. If I scream, press send and hide, got it? 290 00:21:01,773 --> 00:21:03,321 Okay. 291 00:21:05,573 --> 00:21:08,655 Dude, if this is a prank, I'm kicking you in the balls. 292 00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:18,162 - Jesus! What are you doing? Stay down there. - We heard something. 293 00:21:18,242 --> 00:21:22,088 - Please don't leave us alone. - Okay, but just stay right behind me. 294 00:21:41,007 --> 00:21:43,231 Where did the noise come from? 295 00:22:00,807 --> 00:22:02,411 Oh, my God. 296 00:22:06,407 --> 00:22:09,488 Someone's about to spend Christmas in fucking jail. 297 00:22:14,807 --> 00:22:16,355 What? 298 00:22:17,007 --> 00:22:19,221 My phone always works here. 299 00:22:23,340 --> 00:22:24,668 What? 300 00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:31,827 What the fuck? Where's the computer? 301 00:22:32,307 --> 00:22:34,673 - Guys! - It's in my room. 302 00:22:35,173 --> 00:22:38,388 We need the police. If this is Jeremy, I'm not even fucking around. 303 00:22:39,007 --> 00:22:42,127 - Shit. - What the hell? Where's FinnAndJake? 304 00:22:42,207 --> 00:22:45,527 - What's that? - The network. It's gone. 305 00:22:45,607 --> 00:22:48,234 - How are they doing this? - Okay, Luke, come with me. 306 00:22:48,314 --> 00:22:51,093 Garrett, stay here and just get on another one of those like... 307 00:22:51,173 --> 00:22:52,327 - Wi-Fi? - They're all locked. 308 00:22:52,407 --> 00:22:56,727 No, God, Garrett! Just use your fuckin' techno magic. 309 00:22:56,807 --> 00:23:00,621 Hey. Hey! What the fuck's that supposed to... 310 00:23:01,890 --> 00:23:03,733 Jesus Christ! 311 00:23:04,473 --> 00:23:08,288 Okay, we just need to find the security panel, and the cops'll be here in minutes. 312 00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:12,660 How the hell don't you have a security system? 313 00:23:12,740 --> 00:23:15,293 We never needed one. It's a really safe neighborhood. 314 00:23:15,373 --> 00:23:18,660 Okay, we'll just take my car. We'll grab it and we'll, um... 315 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,755 What is it? 316 00:23:23,507 --> 00:23:25,921 Stay back. Get against the door. 317 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,827 Garrett! Garrett! 318 00:23:30,907 --> 00:23:33,321 Garrett, what are you doing? Get down! 319 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:37,055 Garrett, get away from the window! 320 00:23:37,573 --> 00:23:40,421 - It was on the other side. - What was? 321 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,088 What the fuck is that? 322 00:23:48,073 --> 00:23:49,955 Did you hear that? 323 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,477 Get upstairs. Everybody get upstairs. Move! Shit! 324 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:56,893 - I'm getting out of here. - Garrett, come back! Garrett! 325 00:23:56,973 --> 00:23:58,470 Garrett! 326 00:24:15,173 --> 00:24:17,263 What happened to Garrett? 327 00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:36,155 Is he hurt? 328 00:24:42,510 --> 00:24:44,227 Listen, okay? 329 00:24:44,307 --> 00:24:46,593 We're gonna... we're gonna go upstairs, okay? 330 00:24:46,673 --> 00:24:49,427 In the bedroom and lock the door and hide. 331 00:24:49,507 --> 00:24:51,293 And then what? 332 00:24:51,373 --> 00:24:54,460 And then what? We're going to scream out of the window, okay? 333 00:24:54,540 --> 00:24:57,093 We're going to scream as hard as we can until the neighbors can hear... 334 00:24:57,173 --> 00:25:00,927 - ...and then they'll call the cops. - What if they shoot us? 335 00:25:01,007 --> 00:25:03,493 What if it makes them come inside? 336 00:25:03,573 --> 00:25:05,053 Look at me. 337 00:25:05,133 --> 00:25:08,821 I need your help, and I need you to stay calm. 338 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,647 - We're gonna get through this, okay? - Okay. 339 00:25:12,727 --> 00:25:15,360 - Do your parents have a gun? - Yeah. 340 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,593 Where do they keep it? 341 00:25:17,673 --> 00:25:20,460 By my parents' bed, Dad's side. 342 00:25:20,540 --> 00:25:24,560 Okay, we get the gun. And if anyone tries to come inside, we'll... 343 00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,288 ...you know, we'll shoot 'em. 344 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:30,460 Okay. 345 00:25:30,540 --> 00:25:32,055 Okay. 346 00:25:53,873 --> 00:25:56,521 Hug the wall and stay in the shadows, okay? 347 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:03,921 There's someone there. 348 00:26:45,073 --> 00:26:46,875 What are they doing? 349 00:26:50,707 --> 00:26:52,588 What do they want? 350 00:26:57,707 --> 00:26:59,555 What do we do? 351 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,855 Go, go, go, go, go, go. He's coming! 352 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,960 Okay. 353 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,720 Okay, Luke, we're just going to stay here until they leave. 354 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:52,293 They killed Garrett. What if they kill my parents, too? 355 00:27:52,373 --> 00:27:57,814 No. Lucas, that is not going to happen, okay? 356 00:27:58,873 --> 00:28:01,696 - I think we should get the gun. - No, Luke... 357 00:28:01,776 --> 00:28:05,801 ...the guys down there have a shotgun, okay? No, we're staying here. 358 00:28:06,740 --> 00:28:10,493 What are you doing? Stay here! Jesus, Luke. 359 00:28:10,673 --> 00:28:13,460 Lucas! Seriously! 360 00:28:13,540 --> 00:28:16,422 Luke, they can hear us. Where are you? 361 00:28:16,502 --> 00:28:18,493 - Shit, something's on me. Luke! - What? 362 00:28:18,573 --> 00:28:20,593 - Oh, shit, something's on me! - What is it? 363 00:28:20,673 --> 00:28:22,183 Shit! 364 00:28:22,263 --> 00:28:25,193 No, no, on my face! Get it off! 365 00:28:25,273 --> 00:28:27,318 - Ash, look at me! - Get it off! Get it off! 366 00:28:27,398 --> 00:28:29,393 Look at me! 367 00:28:29,473 --> 00:28:32,321 I got you. You're going to be okay. 368 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:52,893 - I can't do this. - I've just gotta get my dad's gun. 369 00:28:53,573 --> 00:28:55,388 Then we'll be okay. 370 00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:57,921 It's okay. 371 00:28:58,173 --> 00:29:00,060 It's okay to cry. 372 00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:02,821 I'm scared, too. 373 00:29:04,573 --> 00:29:07,903 - But I have to get the gun. - Wait, no. 374 00:29:07,983 --> 00:29:09,493 Wait. 375 00:29:39,407 --> 00:29:41,655 Quick! I think he's downstairs. 376 00:29:49,073 --> 00:29:51,960 - Is that loaded? - Yeah, I checked. 377 00:30:03,173 --> 00:30:04,655 No! 378 00:30:12,667 --> 00:30:14,888 Okay, go, go, go. 379 00:30:17,928 --> 00:30:20,627 You stay here. I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna scare them away. 380 00:30:20,707 --> 00:30:24,360 - No, no, Luke, stay here. - Don't worry, I'll protect you. 381 00:30:24,940 --> 00:30:27,922 Luke, going out there's not brave, okay? It's stupid. Luke! 382 00:30:28,002 --> 00:30:30,460 - Trust me. Let go of me. - Luke, come back! 383 00:30:31,023 --> 00:30:32,887 - Oh, my God! - Shit! 384 00:30:32,967 --> 00:30:35,160 - Can you turn it off? - It won't. 385 00:30:50,167 --> 00:30:52,055 Go away. 386 00:30:53,907 --> 00:30:55,755 Go away. 387 00:30:57,307 --> 00:30:59,321 Luke, I'm so sorry. 388 00:31:09,907 --> 00:31:11,955 Please go away. 389 00:31:22,373 --> 00:31:24,271 That's your mask. 390 00:31:29,607 --> 00:31:32,095 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 391 00:31:32,175 --> 00:31:34,988 - Ash, no! - Garrett! 392 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,888 Ah, dude? 393 00:31:40,107 --> 00:31:42,188 Take that mask off! 394 00:31:51,140 --> 00:31:52,693 What? 395 00:31:52,773 --> 00:31:55,360 What? Is this a fuckin' joke? 396 00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,493 I... we were gonna scare you. 397 00:31:57,573 --> 00:32:00,973 Yeah, you did. You scared the shit out of me. Why? Why? Why would you do that? 398 00:32:01,053 --> 00:32:03,827 I was gonna go save you, but dipshit here... 399 00:32:03,907 --> 00:32:06,267 Luke, your friend is holding a real gun! 400 00:32:06,347 --> 00:32:09,487 - This is serious. How could you do that? - Because you treat me like a child. 401 00:32:09,567 --> 00:32:12,127 And what, you were going to show me how much of a man you were by... 402 00:32:12,207 --> 00:32:16,427 ...rescuing me from fake armed robbers? You are a child! 403 00:32:16,507 --> 00:32:18,588 I almost broke my neck. 404 00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:24,427 What delusional infant thinks that staging a break-in... 405 00:32:24,507 --> 00:32:26,955 ...is gonna get you to second base? 406 00:32:28,273 --> 00:32:30,160 You're mental! 407 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:34,846 You're a selfish brat with no consideration, and you need therapy. Lots of it. 408 00:32:37,767 --> 00:32:40,793 I'm gonna go and put your dad's hunting stuff... 409 00:32:40,873 --> 00:32:45,560 No, Garrett, you stay right fucking there. Luke, you are in so much trouble. 410 00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,488 I'm calling your parents. 411 00:32:51,273 --> 00:32:52,627 Ashley. 412 00:32:52,707 --> 00:32:56,005 - Ashley! Ashley! - What? 413 00:33:01,873 --> 00:33:03,955 Dude, what'd you just do? 414 00:33:09,940 --> 00:33:11,988 What the fuck did you just do? 415 00:33:40,273 --> 00:33:43,555 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I'm moving so fast! 416 00:33:51,140 --> 00:33:56,693 Whoa! Okay, uh, kill-fuck Mary with the Adventure Time chicks. 417 00:33:56,773 --> 00:33:58,288 Go. 418 00:34:00,473 --> 00:34:02,393 Fuck Princess Bubblegum. 419 00:34:02,473 --> 00:34:05,827 - What? Not Marceline? - Hell no. 420 00:34:05,907 --> 00:34:09,293 One, she's made of bubble gum so she can, like, stretch, which leads to two... 421 00:34:09,373 --> 00:34:13,689 - ...her pussy tastes like bubble gum. - Ooh, dude, that means she's all, like... 422 00:34:13,769 --> 00:34:16,493 ...like sticky and moist and shit. 423 00:34:16,573 --> 00:34:20,460 - Dude, those are pros. - Where'd you learn that, your mom? 424 00:34:20,540 --> 00:34:22,360 No, your sister. 425 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:26,393 Further, everyone from the Candy Kingdom is ravenous for flesh... 426 00:34:26,473 --> 00:34:29,083 ...so you know she gives legendary head. 427 00:34:29,690 --> 00:34:32,938 Yeah, as long as you don't mind cutting gum out of your pubes. 428 00:34:33,807 --> 00:34:36,581 Not that you have to worry about that. 429 00:34:40,907 --> 00:34:43,141 Oh, my God, dude. 430 00:34:44,073 --> 00:34:46,955 You gotta have one of these. It's like... 431 00:34:48,107 --> 00:34:50,155 ...it's like marshmallows. 432 00:34:52,807 --> 00:34:54,293 Everywhere. 433 00:34:54,373 --> 00:34:56,893 Maybe I should have given you a half dose. 434 00:34:56,973 --> 00:35:00,293 - What'd you call it again? - Oxy. 435 00:35:00,373 --> 00:35:03,588 Oxy. It's awesome. 436 00:35:04,423 --> 00:35:08,427 It's awesome. Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome. 437 00:35:09,407 --> 00:35:10,993 Awesome. 438 00:35:11,073 --> 00:35:12,955 Is that a word? 439 00:35:15,673 --> 00:35:17,663 Oh, I gotta do that again. 440 00:35:18,173 --> 00:35:20,660 I'm gonna go and explore. 441 00:35:23,140 --> 00:35:25,960 Watch the carpet! Dammit, my mom will kill me! 442 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:29,327 - Sorry. - Just get out of there. 443 00:35:29,807 --> 00:35:31,655 Come on. 444 00:35:34,423 --> 00:35:36,284 Sure you know what you're doing? 445 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,555 Always. 446 00:35:42,107 --> 00:35:43,723 Something's missing. 447 00:35:43,803 --> 00:35:46,255 What the fuck is going on? 448 00:35:56,307 --> 00:36:00,393 Jesus! How many different lotions do you have? 449 00:36:12,273 --> 00:36:14,027 There. 450 00:36:14,107 --> 00:36:15,860 All better. 451 00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:17,893 Dude, that's fucked up. 452 00:36:17,973 --> 00:36:21,621 Come on, it's hilarious. What do you think, Ashley? 453 00:36:22,423 --> 00:36:26,649 Oh, thank you, Luke. I've literally never looked better! 454 00:36:29,807 --> 00:36:32,793 You're probably wondering what's going on. 455 00:36:32,873 --> 00:36:34,727 It's out in the open now. 456 00:36:34,807 --> 00:36:37,055 You know how I feel about you. 457 00:36:39,207 --> 00:36:40,453 Look... 458 00:36:40,533 --> 00:36:44,618 ...I really, really don't want to shoot you, Ashley... 459 00:36:44,973 --> 00:36:46,843 ...but I will. 460 00:36:46,923 --> 00:36:50,960 So if I take the gag off, you won't scream, right? 461 00:36:51,740 --> 00:36:55,421 'Cause then I have no other choice but to shoot you, and like I said... 462 00:36:56,473 --> 00:37:00,055 ...I really, really don't want to. 463 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,288 You get me? 464 00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,627 - Luke, listen to me, okay? - Uh-uh-uh. I didn't say talk. 465 00:37:13,707 --> 00:37:15,955 You talk when I tell you. 466 00:37:35,873 --> 00:37:38,360 Okay. Talk. 467 00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:41,260 Luke, listen to me, okay? I think I have a concussion. 468 00:37:41,340 --> 00:37:45,143 I need to go to the hospital. Put the gun down and untie me. 469 00:37:45,223 --> 00:37:48,860 - This needs to stop immediately. - No. 470 00:37:48,940 --> 00:37:52,267 Whatever you think that you're gonna get away with, you're not. 471 00:37:52,347 --> 00:37:55,267 Ashley, you used to tell me I could get away with murder. 472 00:37:55,347 --> 00:37:58,055 - Luke! - I'm just kidding. God, Ashley. 473 00:37:58,135 --> 00:38:00,980 Lighten the fuck up. I'll tell you what. 474 00:38:01,060 --> 00:38:04,183 - Let's play truth or dare. - How about you untie me right fucking now? 475 00:38:04,263 --> 00:38:06,475 Language, Ashley. 476 00:38:07,107 --> 00:38:10,827 If you win, I will untie you, but if you lose... 477 00:38:10,907 --> 00:38:13,555 ...well, if you lose... 478 00:38:14,573 --> 00:38:16,588 ...then you drink this. 479 00:38:17,973 --> 00:38:19,821 What is that? 480 00:38:20,307 --> 00:38:23,593 We'll call it my insurance policy. 481 00:38:24,573 --> 00:38:27,260 Isn't it amazing what you can get on the playground these days. 482 00:38:27,340 --> 00:38:29,593 Luke, I have known you since you were eight. 483 00:38:29,673 --> 00:38:32,262 You're threatening me with a gun tonight. This is not okay. 484 00:38:32,342 --> 00:38:36,893 Whatever. Neither is, like, political corruption in West Africa. 485 00:38:36,973 --> 00:38:40,127 By the way, I need help with that paper. It's due Monday. 486 00:38:40,207 --> 00:38:42,097 Okay, Ashley, I'll go first. 487 00:38:42,177 --> 00:38:44,720 - Truth or dare? - I dare you to grow up. 488 00:38:44,940 --> 00:38:47,393 Truth or dare, Ashley? 489 00:38:47,773 --> 00:38:50,021 Don't make me point the gun at you. 490 00:38:50,973 --> 00:38:52,855 This is so stupid. 491 00:38:55,340 --> 00:38:58,390 - Truth. - I knew you'd say that. 492 00:38:58,470 --> 00:39:01,641 Okay, truth. How many guys have you fucked? 493 00:39:01,721 --> 00:39:03,793 What? Luke, what are you doing? This isn't you. 494 00:39:03,873 --> 00:39:05,921 Just answer the question. 495 00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,393 - None. - Bullshit! You're not a virgin. 496 00:39:10,473 --> 00:39:12,227 Everybody knows you screwed Jeremy. 497 00:39:12,307 --> 00:39:16,293 No, I broke up with him because he went around telling everybody that. 498 00:39:16,373 --> 00:39:19,360 Okay. Guess it's my turn then. 499 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,455 Uh, Luke, truth or dare? 500 00:39:22,373 --> 00:39:24,793 Well, it'll be dare of course. 501 00:39:24,873 --> 00:39:27,688 Okay. Um... 502 00:39:30,373 --> 00:39:32,480 I dare you to touch her tit. 503 00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:38,621 - No, please don't do that. - It's the universal rules, Ashley. 504 00:39:42,397 --> 00:39:44,252 Do you have a preference? 505 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,088 Right or left? 506 00:39:53,207 --> 00:39:55,855 Fine, I'll pick. 507 00:40:02,473 --> 00:40:06,313 Oh, that is nice. 508 00:40:07,007 --> 00:40:09,455 I can see what all the fuss is about. 509 00:40:10,767 --> 00:40:12,192 Dude, are you... 510 00:40:14,723 --> 00:40:18,260 - Shut up! - Hey, hey. Hey, why are you shoving? 511 00:40:18,340 --> 00:40:22,060 Don't push me, dude. I will kick your ass. 512 00:40:22,140 --> 00:40:24,355 Okay. Okay. 513 00:40:29,407 --> 00:40:31,893 It's pretty nice, huh? How'd that feel? 514 00:40:31,973 --> 00:40:34,421 Like a little boy just felt me up. 515 00:40:36,007 --> 00:40:37,521 Ashley... 516 00:40:39,907 --> 00:40:43,233 ...do you know what it's like to love someone who doesn't love you back? 517 00:40:43,313 --> 00:40:45,578 - More than you'd know. - No, you don't. Everyone loves you. 518 00:40:45,658 --> 00:40:49,927 - All the guys wanna fuck you. - Oh, Luke. You are in so much trouble... 519 00:40:50,007 --> 00:40:52,821 ...the both of you, when your parents come home. 520 00:41:04,773 --> 00:41:07,849 They're never going to find out. 521 00:41:14,573 --> 00:41:16,388 Your turn. 522 00:41:18,307 --> 00:41:22,155 - Luke, truth or dare. - Why isn't anybody asking me? 523 00:41:23,540 --> 00:41:24,593 Truth. 524 00:41:24,673 --> 00:41:27,721 Did you ever tell Garrett that you killed his hamster? 525 00:41:28,540 --> 00:41:30,430 - What? - The answer is no. Next turn. 526 00:41:30,510 --> 00:41:33,260 You said LeBron escaped out of the hole in my screen. 527 00:41:33,340 --> 00:41:36,960 - He did. He was just dead first. - What the fuck, man? 528 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,888 It was an accident and besides, it was, like, two years ago. 529 00:41:39,968 --> 00:41:42,827 You have a cat now so he would have died anyway. 530 00:41:43,207 --> 00:41:45,688 Garrett, truth or dare? 531 00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,260 Why would you lie to me? 532 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,521 Truth or dare? 533 00:41:52,873 --> 00:41:54,393 Dare. 534 00:41:54,973 --> 00:41:57,355 Dare, and you'd better dare us to... 535 00:41:57,435 --> 00:41:59,797 - ...to make out or something. - Not on your life. 536 00:41:59,877 --> 00:42:03,193 - Why not? Why do you get to have all the fun? - Because she's my babysitter. 537 00:42:03,273 --> 00:42:05,727 - You don't touch her. - Then what am I even doing here, dude? 538 00:42:05,807 --> 00:42:08,893 We were just gonna scare her and now this has turned into, like, shit. 539 00:42:09,673 --> 00:42:13,121 What if we get caught? Look, I don't like this, man. 540 00:42:16,873 --> 00:42:18,388 Really? 541 00:42:20,740 --> 00:42:22,760 Dude, stop! What are you doing? 542 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:25,427 Dude, I'm done, man. I just wanna go home. 543 00:42:25,507 --> 00:42:28,593 No, no, no, you can't go now. We have to finish this. 544 00:42:28,673 --> 00:42:31,393 This isn't as much fun as you said it would be. 545 00:42:31,473 --> 00:42:35,093 What if someone finds out? You know what they do to white kids in jail. 546 00:42:35,173 --> 00:42:38,727 Garrett, listen to me. You're an accomplice now. 547 00:42:38,807 --> 00:42:41,527 You'll get caught if you don't help me. 548 00:42:41,607 --> 00:42:45,350 We have to stick to the plan. She won't remember any of this, trust me. 549 00:42:45,430 --> 00:42:49,455 Fine. Let's just... let's get this over with. 550 00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:53,788 Shit! 551 00:42:57,007 --> 00:42:58,555 Shit! 552 00:43:05,973 --> 00:43:09,188 Aw, so close. 553 00:43:13,973 --> 00:43:18,455 So, because you cheated, here's what's gonna happen. 554 00:43:20,107 --> 00:43:23,365 When my parents get home, they'll find you... 555 00:43:23,445 --> 00:43:27,593 ...passed out and realize that after I went to sleep... 556 00:43:27,773 --> 00:43:30,434 ...you raided the liquor cabinet and partied hard... 557 00:43:30,514 --> 00:43:33,363 ...before your big move to Pittsburg. 558 00:43:34,140 --> 00:43:36,993 Exhibit A and Exhibit B. 559 00:43:37,573 --> 00:43:39,402 And in the morning... 560 00:43:40,032 --> 00:43:42,236 ...you won't remember any of this. 561 00:43:42,940 --> 00:43:45,860 Luke walked me through. It's the best way. 562 00:43:45,940 --> 00:43:48,460 Luke is taking you straight to jail with him, Garrett. 563 00:43:48,540 --> 00:43:52,727 You're making a big mistake. Just run. Call the cops now. You can stop this. 564 00:43:52,807 --> 00:43:55,427 - Drink. - Hard pass. 565 00:43:55,507 --> 00:44:00,127 Come on! You love drinking. You drink with Ricky all the time. 566 00:44:00,207 --> 00:44:02,021 What's the problem? 567 00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:06,293 Eyes up here. 568 00:44:06,873 --> 00:44:09,566 If you drink, all of this goes away. 569 00:44:10,073 --> 00:44:12,121 We don't have to do this. 570 00:44:13,290 --> 00:44:14,821 Drink. 571 00:44:17,273 --> 00:44:18,993 Oh, you bitch! 572 00:44:20,607 --> 00:44:21,727 Help! 573 00:44:21,807 --> 00:44:25,221 No, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no! 574 00:44:28,307 --> 00:44:29,860 Stop. 575 00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:34,760 Stay calm, and stay here and clean this up. 576 00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:36,327 Okay. 577 00:44:36,407 --> 00:44:38,593 Hey, hey. 578 00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:43,527 - Who is it? - I'm here to see Ashley. 579 00:44:44,007 --> 00:44:47,227 - Ricky? - Yeah, man, open the door. 580 00:44:47,307 --> 00:44:50,293 - She's not here. - Listen, I know she's in there. 581 00:44:50,373 --> 00:44:53,393 She texted me to come over, like, half an hour ago. 582 00:44:53,473 --> 00:44:55,488 She doesn't want to see you. 583 00:44:56,073 --> 00:44:59,093 - I just wanna talk to her. - Go away. 584 00:44:59,473 --> 00:45:01,693 She doesn't love you anymore. 585 00:45:02,073 --> 00:45:03,921 She told me. 586 00:45:06,407 --> 00:45:07,993 Ashley! 587 00:45:08,073 --> 00:45:11,493 - Ashley, come out and talk to me! - Dude, shut up! She doesn't want to see you. 588 00:45:11,573 --> 00:45:14,060 All right. All right. 589 00:45:14,140 --> 00:45:17,221 Hey, listen, man. Could you just give her these, please? 590 00:45:19,473 --> 00:45:22,493 Fine. Pass them through the door. 591 00:45:22,773 --> 00:45:26,021 All right, awesome. Thanks, man. 592 00:45:28,373 --> 00:45:30,294 - Get the fuck out of here. - Hey, get out! 593 00:45:30,374 --> 00:45:32,150 Ash! 594 00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:34,079 You have pizza? 595 00:45:39,673 --> 00:45:41,227 Ash! 596 00:45:41,807 --> 00:45:44,655 Dude, what the... why is that music so loud? 597 00:45:45,073 --> 00:45:46,621 Ash! 598 00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:48,660 Are you hiding? 599 00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:52,455 - 'Cause I'll find you! - No! She's upset. 600 00:45:52,940 --> 00:45:55,393 Dude, I know that. What do you think these are for? 601 00:45:55,473 --> 00:46:00,093 - So she can't see you till tomorrow. - Be quiet please. Please, please! 602 00:46:00,173 --> 00:46:02,055 Dude, why not? 603 00:46:04,907 --> 00:46:07,393 Hey, I got... I got the rat. 604 00:46:07,473 --> 00:46:10,227 The big rat. The fucker was fast, but I got him... 605 00:46:10,307 --> 00:46:12,248 Where is she? 606 00:46:12,328 --> 00:46:13,960 Where's Ash? 607 00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:17,780 Upstairs, but it's probably better if you come back tomorrow. No! 608 00:46:17,860 --> 00:46:20,305 It's not just you. She has cramps. 609 00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,721 - What? - Menstrual cramps. 610 00:46:24,673 --> 00:46:27,488 - It's real bad. - Yeah, she has diarrhea, too. 611 00:46:29,707 --> 00:46:31,255 Oh. 612 00:46:31,607 --> 00:46:34,137 Ash! I'm gonna come up! I don't care what you have. 613 00:46:34,217 --> 00:46:36,583 - Fucking diarrhea? - Sorry, dude. What do we do? 614 00:46:36,663 --> 00:46:39,688 I don't know. Just stay with her. 615 00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:51,488 What the hell are you doing? 616 00:46:56,007 --> 00:46:58,255 That was so not cool. 617 00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:08,555 Ash! 618 00:47:09,473 --> 00:47:12,451 - Dude, where the hell is she? - I told you, she doesn't want to see you. 619 00:47:12,531 --> 00:47:16,355 Ashley! Come on, you don't have to be embarrassed. 620 00:47:19,573 --> 00:47:21,121 Babe! 621 00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:24,224 Don't you, have like... 622 00:47:24,304 --> 00:47:27,180 ...some tampons, or something? 623 00:47:31,310 --> 00:47:33,493 Dude, what happened... 624 00:47:48,273 --> 00:47:50,355 What the fuck? 625 00:47:51,773 --> 00:47:53,293 Hey! 626 00:47:53,473 --> 00:47:55,167 What the fuck are you doing? 627 00:48:00,073 --> 00:48:01,460 What have you done with her? 628 00:48:01,540 --> 00:48:03,640 Hey, where is she? 629 00:48:13,373 --> 00:48:15,227 You're fuckin' dead, you little piece of shit! 630 00:48:15,307 --> 00:48:18,360 Hey, hey, hey! Ah, drop it. Drop it. 631 00:48:18,740 --> 00:48:22,327 I'm serious. I'll blow your fuckin' face off in three, two... 632 00:48:22,407 --> 00:48:24,621 All right, all right, all right. 633 00:48:25,773 --> 00:48:27,927 Whoa, man! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 634 00:48:28,007 --> 00:48:31,345 - Okay, don't shoot me, okay? - Okay, get on your knees. Please. 635 00:48:31,425 --> 00:48:34,921 - Okay, okay. All right, all right! - Please, get on your knees. 636 00:48:36,207 --> 00:48:37,993 Okay, thank you. 637 00:48:38,073 --> 00:48:41,255 - He lines up the shot. - No, no, no! Luke! 638 00:48:44,307 --> 00:48:46,860 What the fuck? Holy shit! What do we do now? 639 00:48:46,940 --> 00:48:51,327 - Isn't this exciting? - No! No, dude, we're going to jail. 640 00:48:51,407 --> 00:48:53,460 Don't you get it? We're going to fucking jail! 641 00:48:53,540 --> 00:48:57,355 - Luke, we're gonna fuckin' die in prison. - No, we're not. 642 00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:07,148 Fuck! 643 00:49:19,003 --> 00:49:21,255 Why can't we just roofie them both? 644 00:49:22,373 --> 00:49:24,627 That was all I had. And even if it wasn't... 645 00:49:24,707 --> 00:49:27,793 ...Jiffy Lube here has a fucking hole in his face. 646 00:49:27,873 --> 00:49:30,327 You really messed things up, Ricky. 647 00:49:30,407 --> 00:49:34,093 Things just got a whole lot more complicated for me and Garrett. 648 00:49:42,223 --> 00:49:43,760 Ah. 649 00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:47,060 - Just let Ricky go. - We both know I can't do that. 650 00:49:47,140 --> 00:49:49,600 We can say that he fell on an exposed nail or something. 651 00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:52,730 Garrett can go with him to verify the conversation with his roommate. 652 00:49:52,810 --> 00:49:54,927 You and I, we stay here, we clean up. 653 00:49:55,007 --> 00:49:57,093 You go to bed before your parents get home and then... 654 00:49:57,173 --> 00:50:00,660 You call the cops and they arrest me in my jammies. 655 00:50:00,740 --> 00:50:02,827 I don't think so, Ash. 656 00:50:03,107 --> 00:50:05,155 What if she's serious? 657 00:50:06,473 --> 00:50:10,560 - Dude, she can help us get out of this. - You got a lot to learn about women. 658 00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:13,260 Why didn't you listen? I said I'd text you. 659 00:50:13,340 --> 00:50:16,560 - You did text me. - What? 660 00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:18,655 Check my phone. 661 00:50:20,807 --> 00:50:23,760 - You texted him. - What are you talking about? 662 00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:26,100 You don't want us to get out of this. You invited him here! 663 00:50:26,180 --> 00:50:28,540 - Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. - Luke, what the... 664 00:50:31,140 --> 00:50:34,753 - You texted Ricky to come here, didn't you? - No, man. Why would I do that? 665 00:50:39,807 --> 00:50:44,268 Okay, I did. I was gonna tell you, but Grease Monkey got here 15 minutes early. 666 00:50:44,348 --> 00:50:46,164 Caught me off guard. 667 00:50:46,244 --> 00:50:49,960 - Lighten up. I got it all planned out. - Yeah, what else you got planned? 668 00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:53,080 - What else are you gonna lie to me about? - Garrett, go take a walk... 669 00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:55,455 ...and chill the fuck out. 670 00:50:58,807 --> 00:51:01,936 Garrett? Garrett, no, please don't go. Please. 671 00:51:02,016 --> 00:51:04,087 Just take another oxy if you have to. 672 00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:17,848 Oh, look. 673 00:51:18,140 --> 00:51:20,027 Your phone still works. 674 00:51:20,107 --> 00:51:23,068 It's about time we invite our second guest. 675 00:51:23,873 --> 00:51:25,960 The douchebag ex. 676 00:51:26,340 --> 00:51:27,855 Jeremy? 677 00:51:31,707 --> 00:51:33,755 Invite him here. 678 00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:37,275 I'm not asking. 679 00:51:41,540 --> 00:51:43,093 You're not going to shoot me, Luke. 680 00:51:43,173 --> 00:51:46,127 I will shoot you, Ashley, if you don't invite him here... 681 00:51:46,207 --> 00:51:48,855 ...right now. 682 00:51:49,540 --> 00:51:51,460 Sorry, kiddo. 683 00:51:51,540 --> 00:51:54,055 I'm not involving anyone else in your bullshit. 684 00:52:01,507 --> 00:52:03,055 Fine. 685 00:52:09,240 --> 00:52:12,393 God, please don't pick up. Please don't pick up. Please don't pick up. 686 00:52:12,473 --> 00:52:14,860 Please don't pick up. Please don't pick up. 687 00:52:14,940 --> 00:52:17,388 No, not again with the duct tape. 688 00:52:18,407 --> 00:52:20,621 1,001 uses for duct tape. 689 00:52:26,907 --> 00:52:29,168 - Hello? - Hey, Jeremy. 690 00:52:29,873 --> 00:52:31,960 Uh, who's this? 691 00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:34,427 I'm actually calling for Ashley. 692 00:52:34,507 --> 00:52:37,357 There's no Ashley here, dude. Wrong number. 693 00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:41,827 Oh, my God, what a moron! 694 00:52:41,907 --> 00:52:44,188 I can't believe you dated this guy. 695 00:53:00,340 --> 00:53:03,160 - Hello? - Hey, Jeremy, don't hang up. 696 00:53:03,240 --> 00:53:05,992 I'm here with Ashley. She wants to talk to you... 697 00:53:06,072 --> 00:53:08,180 - ...but not on the phone. - Who is this? 698 00:53:08,260 --> 00:53:12,327 She's being all weird. I think she wants you to come over. 699 00:53:12,407 --> 00:53:16,093 - She's babysitting me and... - Is this that little taint on Claremont? 700 00:53:22,773 --> 00:53:24,360 - Yes. - Tell her to stay there. 701 00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:27,478 - I'm coming over right now. - Okay, come around the back. 702 00:53:32,340 --> 00:53:34,635 - What's going on? - Nothing. 703 00:53:39,007 --> 00:53:41,473 Luke. Luke, listen to me, okay? You don't know what you're doing. 704 00:53:41,553 --> 00:53:43,927 If you don't stop, someone's going to get hurt. 705 00:53:44,007 --> 00:53:46,893 Don't you remember when you killed Garrett's hamster? 706 00:53:46,973 --> 00:53:50,588 You cried when you told me about it. You were sad. 707 00:53:59,673 --> 00:54:01,721 It wasn't an accident. 708 00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:03,921 As if. 709 00:54:04,386 --> 00:54:05,852 Say it, you grease monkey loser. 710 00:54:05,932 --> 00:54:09,127 You actually think Ashley's gonna remember you in a year? 711 00:54:09,207 --> 00:54:13,452 Whatever you just said, say it again, I fucking dare you. 712 00:54:14,903 --> 00:54:17,988 I said... I need the bathroom. 713 00:54:20,507 --> 00:54:22,825 Gross! Stop it! 714 00:54:33,073 --> 00:54:34,921 Fucking mongo! 715 00:54:52,643 --> 00:54:56,693 - God, I'm getting us out of here. - Ash, as soon as you're free, you run. 716 00:54:56,773 --> 00:54:59,788 I'm serious, don't turn back. I can handle myself. 717 00:55:00,907 --> 00:55:02,988 Listen. Keep cutting. 718 00:55:05,173 --> 00:55:08,527 Look, I know you've been avoiding me 'cause you've got this whole future planned out. 719 00:55:08,607 --> 00:55:12,227 You know, you got college, you got a career. 720 00:55:12,307 --> 00:55:14,860 The kid's right. I don't have those things. 721 00:55:14,940 --> 00:55:17,188 I just want you to know I'm happy for you. 722 00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:20,521 You're gonna be awesome. 723 00:55:23,473 --> 00:55:25,755 He's coming. Hurry! 724 00:55:33,273 --> 00:55:35,721 Dude, your piss reeks. 725 00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:42,031 Reeky. What the fuck you been eating? 726 00:55:43,173 --> 00:55:47,180 Jeremy lives, like, 30 minutes away, right? Ugh! 727 00:55:47,260 --> 00:55:48,755 We've got time to kill. 728 00:56:05,073 --> 00:56:06,621 Fuck! 729 00:56:07,307 --> 00:56:09,627 Yeah, fuck! 730 00:56:09,707 --> 00:56:13,893 I want to watch the two of you fuck. 731 00:56:13,973 --> 00:56:17,267 - Listen, you little shit... - No, you listen to me. 732 00:56:17,347 --> 00:56:20,800 - I got the gun. - Just let him play big boy. He likes that. 733 00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:26,320 Ashley says she's a virgin, but I bet you hit that shit twice a day, right, Reeky? 734 00:56:32,207 --> 00:56:33,927 You haven't? 735 00:56:34,007 --> 00:56:36,421 Well, tonight's your night, guys. 736 00:56:36,907 --> 00:56:39,321 I'm just kidding. 737 00:56:39,907 --> 00:56:41,827 God, relax. 738 00:56:41,907 --> 00:56:43,788 I'm not a pervert. 739 00:56:53,467 --> 00:56:54,911 It's not piss. 740 00:56:58,740 --> 00:57:00,760 Garrett, what the fuck! 741 00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:03,513 What, man? You told me to calm down. 742 00:57:03,593 --> 00:57:05,727 Nobody's smoking weed in the house! 743 00:57:05,807 --> 00:57:08,593 Well, like, next time be more specific. 744 00:57:08,673 --> 00:57:11,327 You moron! My mom's gonna kill me! 745 00:57:11,407 --> 00:57:13,427 Stop bossing me around. 746 00:57:13,507 --> 00:57:15,160 - Give it to me. - No. 747 00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:17,927 - Give it. Hey! Give it to me! - No. 748 00:57:19,007 --> 00:57:22,621 - Hurry up! - I am. Shit! 749 00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:29,374 - Puff. - No, man. I don't fuck with that shit. 750 00:57:29,454 --> 00:57:31,093 Luke, just... 751 00:57:31,173 --> 00:57:34,660 Garrett, both of you guys, okay, can we just talk and relax? 752 00:57:34,740 --> 00:57:37,627 I feel like there's a solution that can make everybody happy. 753 00:57:37,707 --> 00:57:41,527 You're right. We all just need to relax. 754 00:57:41,607 --> 00:57:44,393 Ricky, you first. 755 00:57:44,473 --> 00:57:48,034 - I said no. - Do you want a hit from the joint... 756 00:57:48,114 --> 00:57:49,970 - ...or a hit from the gun? - Luke, stop it! 757 00:57:50,050 --> 00:57:52,055 I'm giving him a choice. 758 00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:08,455 - Whoa! - That's awesome! 759 00:58:11,473 --> 00:58:13,223 Hey, stop it! 760 00:58:13,303 --> 00:58:15,593 What are you doing? Stop! 761 00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:19,097 The house smells like marijuana so I need to get it in his system. 762 00:58:19,177 --> 00:58:21,625 - What do you mean, "In his system"? - Garrett, come here. Help me pull. 763 00:58:21,705 --> 00:58:23,788 Where are you taking him? 764 00:58:30,140 --> 00:58:32,355 Stay there, smoke up. 765 00:58:39,507 --> 00:58:41,755 Dude, why do you hang out with this guy? 766 00:58:42,673 --> 00:58:44,488 Because he's my best friend. 767 00:58:45,807 --> 00:58:49,228 - You sure about that? - Yeah. 768 00:58:53,273 --> 00:58:54,693 You painting something? 769 00:58:54,773 --> 00:58:58,588 We're gonna see who's right once and for all, MythBusters style. 770 00:59:16,007 --> 00:59:20,688 Hey, Garrett, in Scouts, were clove hitches clockwise or counter-clockwise? 771 00:59:21,807 --> 00:59:25,488 - Clove who? - Never mind. Got it. 772 00:59:26,123 --> 00:59:27,955 Got what? 773 00:59:29,673 --> 00:59:32,732 - Dude, what the fuck is going on? - Dude... 774 00:59:33,312 --> 00:59:35,155 ...I have no idea. 775 00:59:39,807 --> 00:59:43,760 - Whoa! What the fuck, man? - Oh, you're fucking Home Aloning him? 776 00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:46,327 - Dude, what are you doing, man? - Please, let me out of this. 777 00:59:46,407 --> 00:59:49,297 - Is it level with his head? - What are you doing? You're gonna kill him! 778 00:59:49,377 --> 00:59:51,593 - Just stop it. - Garrett. Garrett, right? 779 00:59:51,673 --> 00:59:53,293 - Yeah. Okay. - Please untie me. 780 00:59:53,373 --> 00:59:56,293 You said that the paint can would knock him back, like in the movie. 781 00:59:56,373 --> 01:00:00,517 Okay, I take it back. Everything I said, I'm sorry. You win. Just stop it, please. 782 01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:02,655 Let's just try it one more time. 783 01:00:03,740 --> 01:00:05,588 Ashley! 784 01:00:07,140 --> 01:00:09,388 Oh, shit! 785 01:00:12,507 --> 01:00:14,427 - Blindfold him. - No, no way, man. 786 01:00:14,507 --> 01:00:18,260 Dude, stop, man, stop! This is fucked! 787 01:00:18,340 --> 01:00:20,660 Garrett, I'm warning you. 788 01:00:20,740 --> 01:00:22,788 Blindfold him. 789 01:00:24,573 --> 01:00:26,793 Listen, man, whatever it is, I'm sorry. 790 01:00:26,873 --> 01:00:29,300 All right? Luke, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for hitting you, man. 791 01:00:29,380 --> 01:00:33,388 - Make sure it's good and tight. - You don't have to do this, guys! 792 01:00:33,873 --> 01:00:36,143 You are fucking insane! 793 01:00:36,223 --> 01:00:38,688 - Ashley! - Oh, fuck it! 794 01:00:39,423 --> 01:00:41,027 Ashley! 795 01:00:41,107 --> 01:00:43,527 Put it down, or I will shoot you! 796 01:00:43,607 --> 01:00:45,893 Thank God, Ashley, thank God. 797 01:00:45,973 --> 01:00:49,288 - I said, put it down! - Okay. 798 01:01:22,740 --> 01:01:24,893 Oh, my God! 799 01:01:24,973 --> 01:01:28,260 Holy shit, his head! His head... it just exploded! 800 01:01:28,340 --> 01:01:30,867 I told you, Garrett. I told you! 801 01:01:32,007 --> 01:01:34,021 Why are you laughing? 802 01:01:35,307 --> 01:01:37,327 I said, why are you laughing? 803 01:01:37,407 --> 01:01:39,627 Because you can't shoot me, Ash. 804 01:01:40,007 --> 01:01:42,327 Don't come any closer, I mean it. 805 01:01:46,507 --> 01:01:49,988 A responsible parent always keeps the ammo separate. 806 01:01:53,470 --> 01:01:55,288 Garrett, get her! 807 01:01:56,007 --> 01:01:58,405 If she gets away, we're both dead! 808 01:02:14,407 --> 01:02:17,180 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Fuck! 809 01:02:17,260 --> 01:02:19,793 - Hey, hey! Please, please! - No! No! 810 01:02:19,873 --> 01:02:23,390 Hey, hey, just come back. Just come back. Oh, hey! Fuck! 811 01:02:25,207 --> 01:02:27,633 Get off of me, you crazy fuck! 812 01:02:28,673 --> 01:02:31,327 - Hey! - Get away from me! 813 01:02:31,881 --> 01:02:33,127 Please. Please! 814 01:02:33,207 --> 01:02:35,427 - No! - It would make everything easier, please! 815 01:02:35,507 --> 01:02:37,227 Let go! 816 01:02:37,307 --> 01:02:39,855 Ow! What the fuck? 817 01:02:45,540 --> 01:02:49,961 No, no, no, no, no, Ashley! Ashley! Ashley! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 818 01:02:53,797 --> 01:02:56,527 # Filling the air, oh, how they pound, raising the sound... 819 01:02:56,607 --> 01:02:58,193 Help! 820 01:02:58,573 --> 01:03:00,127 Help! 821 01:03:00,727 --> 01:03:03,760 # People sing songs of good cheer, Christmas is here 822 01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:07,470 # Merry, merry, merry Christmas Merry, merry, merry Christmas 823 01:03:07,550 --> 01:03:11,827 # On, on they send, on without end Their joyful tone to ev'ry home 824 01:03:11,907 --> 01:03:14,460 - # Ding, dong - # On, on they send, on without end 825 01:03:14,540 --> 01:03:18,755 - # Ding, dong - # Their joyful tone to ev'ry home 826 01:03:20,428 --> 01:03:22,772 # Ding, dong # 827 01:03:22,852 --> 01:03:26,029 # Ding, dong # 828 01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:30,860 # Hark the herald angels sing 829 01:03:30,940 --> 01:03:34,160 # Glory to the newborn King 830 01:03:34,240 --> 01:03:37,460 # Peace on earth and mercy mild 831 01:03:37,540 --> 01:03:40,760 # God and sinners reconciled 832 01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:44,160 # Joyful all ye nations rise 833 01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:47,527 # Join the triumph of the skies 834 01:03:47,607 --> 01:03:50,893 # With the angelic host proclaim 835 01:03:50,973 --> 01:03:54,260 # Christ is born in Bethlehem 836 01:03:54,340 --> 01:03:57,593 # Hark the herald angels sing 837 01:03:57,673 --> 01:04:02,460 # Glory to the newborn King # 838 01:04:02,540 --> 01:04:04,712 - Oh, thank you, that was wonderful! - Thank you! 839 01:04:04,792 --> 01:04:08,060 - Hope the cocoa keeps your guys warm! - Have a good night. Merry Christmas. 840 01:04:15,573 --> 01:04:18,360 There's a couple of new folks in the group this year. 841 01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:21,088 Really improved their harmonizing. 842 01:04:22,907 --> 01:04:26,121 Oh, look who's awake. 843 01:04:28,773 --> 01:04:32,333 Tough break, Ash. The carolers are gone, and... 844 01:04:32,713 --> 01:04:34,988 ...the Lingards next door? 845 01:04:35,373 --> 01:04:37,421 Well, they're in Florida. 846 01:04:39,107 --> 01:04:41,155 I got rid of Ricky for you. 847 01:04:44,473 --> 01:04:48,175 It hurts now, but you'll thank me later. 848 01:04:55,473 --> 01:04:57,460 You like that? 849 01:04:57,540 --> 01:04:59,160 Mmm-hmm. 850 01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:16,888 Why did you kill him? 851 01:05:18,207 --> 01:05:21,460 Correction. You killed him by smoking pot in the house. 852 01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:24,693 That weed is evidence. You wanna go to jail? 853 01:05:24,773 --> 01:05:27,127 It was a fucking joint, dude. 854 01:05:27,207 --> 01:05:29,060 You didn't have to kill someone. 855 01:05:29,140 --> 01:05:32,755 Garrett, we are going to get out of this. 856 01:05:37,273 --> 01:05:40,327 Remember when you ditched fourth period and got caught? 857 01:05:41,507 --> 01:05:45,521 Who convinced them that you stopped some vandals in the locker room? 858 01:05:46,407 --> 01:05:48,093 Me. 859 01:05:48,173 --> 01:05:51,427 When my mom caught us stealing from her purse... 860 01:05:51,507 --> 01:05:54,121 ...who faked sleepwalking so you could slip out? 861 01:05:56,340 --> 01:05:58,493 - Say it. - This is so much bigger. 862 01:05:58,573 --> 01:06:02,793 Dude, I am the Harry Houdini of getting away with it. 863 01:06:02,873 --> 01:06:06,693 I know how tonight plays out, and we get out clean. 864 01:06:06,773 --> 01:06:08,793 You just gotta do what I say. 865 01:06:09,273 --> 01:06:10,821 Okay? 866 01:06:17,340 --> 01:06:20,188 I said, okay? 867 01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:24,793 - Yeah. - Good. 868 01:06:24,873 --> 01:06:26,688 Now, watch this. 869 01:06:28,140 --> 01:06:31,155 Ashley is going to make a post. 870 01:06:31,873 --> 01:06:35,355 Something simple, like... 871 01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:42,393 "Why can't exes just go away? Jeremy is, like, freaking me out!" 872 01:06:45,457 --> 01:06:49,643 Now, all you gotta do is make sure she stays quiet while I deal with Jeremy. 873 01:06:50,473 --> 01:06:54,093 Deal with him? You mean kill him? 874 01:06:54,173 --> 01:06:57,388 Of course not! God, Garrett. Just... 875 01:06:58,107 --> 01:07:00,188 ...we'll just plant a little seed. 876 01:07:01,073 --> 01:07:05,321 And after that, we'll get the paint off you 'cause you look like a fucking hot dog. 877 01:07:13,273 --> 01:07:14,927 I don't want to know. 878 01:07:15,307 --> 01:07:16,993 Garrett, please. 879 01:07:17,073 --> 01:07:19,555 Whatever it is, just please stop. 880 01:07:29,507 --> 01:07:31,055 Hmm. 881 01:07:35,340 --> 01:07:36,793 Hey. 882 01:07:36,873 --> 01:07:38,893 Hey, Ash. Hey. 883 01:07:38,973 --> 01:07:43,060 Hey, it's good to see you. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah! 884 01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:47,560 We all good, yeah. Yeah, we cool. 885 01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:51,027 We're cool. Mmm, mmm, mmm! 886 01:07:51,107 --> 01:07:55,493 Yeah, we cool! Fuck yeah! Yeah! 887 01:07:55,573 --> 01:07:57,121 Yeah! 888 01:08:00,540 --> 01:08:03,060 Ash! Ashley! 889 01:08:05,140 --> 01:08:08,188 Fuck! What the fuck is that? 890 01:08:09,437 --> 01:08:10,971 Ashley! 891 01:08:12,007 --> 01:08:13,451 Ashley? 892 01:08:18,273 --> 01:08:19,821 Ashley? 893 01:08:25,940 --> 01:08:27,493 Ashley! 894 01:08:28,673 --> 01:08:31,427 Shh! Please. 895 01:08:31,507 --> 01:08:33,093 Ashley? 896 01:08:34,307 --> 01:08:37,588 Please be quiet, please be quiet. Please. Please be quiet. 897 01:08:37,668 --> 01:08:39,535 Ashley, come on. 898 01:08:42,540 --> 01:08:44,088 Ashley. 899 01:08:47,473 --> 01:08:49,721 - Ashley. - Hi. 900 01:08:51,073 --> 01:08:55,160 Holy shit, man. You scared the fuck out of me. 901 01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:57,370 - Where is she? - Inside. 902 01:08:57,450 --> 01:09:00,460 - Okay, cool. - Wait. 903 01:09:00,540 --> 01:09:04,388 - What? - Just slow down. Come here. 904 01:09:04,873 --> 01:09:06,468 Have a seat. 905 01:09:08,007 --> 01:09:12,060 - No. Where's Ashley, dude? - She's coming. Chill out. 906 01:09:12,440 --> 01:09:15,188 She's just asked me to come talk to you first. 907 01:09:32,807 --> 01:09:34,655 I just want tonight to be over. 908 01:09:53,107 --> 01:09:55,387 What the hell's that? You said she wanted to see me. 909 01:09:55,467 --> 01:09:57,688 - She wants you to apologize. - For what? 910 01:09:57,798 --> 01:10:01,027 - Shh! Don't wake the neighbors. - I could give a fuck! 911 01:10:01,107 --> 01:10:03,460 A fuck about the fucking neighbors. 912 01:10:03,540 --> 01:10:05,755 She said that you'd know. 913 01:10:08,173 --> 01:10:10,725 Fine. Where is she? I'll apologize. 914 01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:15,351 She wants you to write it down. 915 01:10:18,040 --> 01:10:20,455 This is so fuckin' stupid. 916 01:10:29,707 --> 01:10:33,060 "Dear, Ashley. 917 01:10:33,140 --> 01:10:36,155 "I'm sorry." 918 01:10:44,540 --> 01:10:47,393 - That's it? - What? 919 01:10:47,473 --> 01:10:49,360 What do you want me to say? 920 01:10:49,440 --> 01:10:51,927 I'm just asking, is that it? 921 01:10:52,507 --> 01:10:54,988 Should I go tell her you're done? 922 01:11:02,440 --> 01:11:04,255 Here, fuck. 923 01:11:06,307 --> 01:11:07,855 Shit. 924 01:11:16,740 --> 01:11:18,288 "Ashley. 925 01:11:21,573 --> 01:11:23,788 "I am so sorry." 926 01:11:28,607 --> 01:11:31,493 - I don't know why I'm doing this. - Because you're a good person, okay? 927 01:11:31,573 --> 01:11:35,060 And you didn't know any better and you didn't know what he was capable of. 928 01:11:35,340 --> 01:11:39,727 Just untie me, okay? We'll run across the street and we'll call the cops. 929 01:11:39,807 --> 01:11:41,893 But Luke will freak out if he finds that you're gone. 930 01:11:41,973 --> 01:11:45,221 He won't hurt you. Okay? I won't let him. 931 01:11:48,340 --> 01:11:50,727 - He's my best friend. - No, he's not. 932 01:11:50,807 --> 01:11:54,993 Luke doesn't give a shit about you, Garrett. He uses you, he manipulates you. 933 01:11:55,073 --> 01:11:57,521 No friend would put you through tonight. 934 01:12:00,573 --> 01:12:03,221 There, she wants Shakespeare? 935 01:12:07,807 --> 01:12:09,321 Kid? 936 01:12:10,673 --> 01:12:12,488 I'm done! 937 01:12:14,407 --> 01:12:16,293 Hey, kid, where'd you... 938 01:12:16,373 --> 01:12:18,127 Fucking cat! 939 01:12:18,207 --> 01:12:20,288 Hey, kid, where'd you... 940 01:13:29,873 --> 01:13:32,693 - Ah! Ow! - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 941 01:13:32,773 --> 01:13:36,255 I'm gonna... I'm gonna fix this, okay? It wasn't supposed to be like this. 942 01:13:37,940 --> 01:13:40,021 I'm really sorry, Ashley. 943 01:13:43,807 --> 01:13:46,430 I just wish I'd had the balls to step up... 944 01:13:51,240 --> 01:13:54,121 I told you not to touch her, you asshole! 945 01:13:56,207 --> 01:13:58,060 You shot... 946 01:13:58,140 --> 01:14:01,393 - You shot me. - Look what you made me do! 947 01:14:01,473 --> 01:14:03,627 I'm... I'm dying. 948 01:14:03,707 --> 01:14:07,640 Why did you make me do it? Why did you make me do it? 949 01:14:07,720 --> 01:14:10,553 Help! Help! 950 01:14:10,633 --> 01:14:14,401 - Help! Help! - Shut up! 951 01:14:19,340 --> 01:14:21,188 I want my mom... 952 01:14:23,707 --> 01:14:26,193 Fuck! Fuck you! 953 01:14:26,273 --> 01:14:29,555 Fuck you! Fuck you! 954 01:14:29,635 --> 01:14:32,027 Fuck! Shit! 955 01:14:32,107 --> 01:14:33,488 Fuckin' hell. 956 01:14:45,573 --> 01:14:47,788 He was starting to annoy me anyway. 957 01:15:02,173 --> 01:15:04,655 You were never going to let me go, were you? 958 01:15:06,740 --> 01:15:08,255 Guilty. 959 01:15:16,207 --> 01:15:20,255 I remember, my mom used to tuck me in. 960 01:15:21,640 --> 01:15:24,312 I'd hold onto her and never let go. 961 01:15:26,073 --> 01:15:27,921 She felt so safe. 962 01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:32,121 I'd just fall asleep. 963 01:15:36,707 --> 01:15:38,588 Then she stopped. 964 01:15:40,373 --> 01:15:42,227 I don't know why. 965 01:15:42,607 --> 01:15:44,364 And now... 966 01:15:44,957 --> 01:15:47,415 ...I don't sleep well anymore. 967 01:15:58,373 --> 01:16:00,855 I know exactly why she stopped. 968 01:16:04,940 --> 01:16:06,455 Why? 969 01:16:13,990 --> 01:16:15,571 Why? 970 01:16:16,007 --> 01:16:19,855 Open your eyes. Ashley, open your eyes. 971 01:16:21,640 --> 01:16:25,255 Just answer the question! Look at me! 972 01:16:27,740 --> 01:16:30,821 Tell me I'm fucked up. Tell me you're disappointed! 973 01:16:32,373 --> 01:16:35,988 Tell me you're scared or you wanna go home. Say something! 974 01:16:37,260 --> 01:16:38,788 Ashley. 975 01:16:43,340 --> 01:16:44,855 Ashley. 976 01:16:49,540 --> 01:16:53,018 Please... say something. 977 01:17:28,373 --> 01:17:29,921 Goodnight. 978 01:19:11,673 --> 01:19:13,955 Shit, the hole in his cheek. 979 01:19:40,224 --> 01:19:41,788 Fuck! 980 01:19:43,673 --> 01:19:45,255 Fuck! 981 01:20:08,603 --> 01:20:11,888 What the... shit. Shit. 982 01:20:13,440 --> 01:20:15,288 Fuckin' deers! 983 01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:25,027 It wasn't even funny, and Chantal and Dave... 984 01:20:25,107 --> 01:20:28,760 ...could not stop talking about how awful it was. I was so embarrassed. 985 01:20:28,840 --> 01:20:30,293 Oh, dude, they're just being cunts. 986 01:20:30,373 --> 01:20:32,138 - They're what? - Nothing. 987 01:20:47,343 --> 01:20:49,755 Are we talking about some sort... 988 01:20:53,140 --> 01:20:56,821 We're not talking about sex, are we? 'Cause after this meal, I feel bloated. 989 01:21:28,773 --> 01:21:32,127 Oh, my God, where's Lucas? Oh, my God! 990 01:21:32,207 --> 01:21:33,755 Lucas! 991 01:21:35,107 --> 01:21:37,483 Lucas! Lucas! 992 01:21:56,773 --> 01:21:58,586 What's going on? 993 01:21:59,025 --> 01:22:02,460 I got you. I got you. 994 01:22:02,840 --> 01:22:05,121 It's an unspeakable tragedy. 995 01:22:06,407 --> 01:22:09,260 Do any of the parents know? Have they been made aware? Garrett's parents? 996 01:22:09,340 --> 01:22:12,221 I was speaking to Garrett's father just last week. 997 01:22:13,073 --> 01:22:14,927 Is there going to be a grief councilor? 998 01:22:15,007 --> 01:22:17,221 We'll arrange one for you, sir. 999 01:22:18,807 --> 01:22:21,127 This one's still alive! 1000 01:22:21,207 --> 01:22:25,455 Okay, wait. Okay, honey, just stay here, okay? Just stay here. 1001 01:22:33,007 --> 01:22:35,088 Vitals are holding. 1002 01:22:36,607 --> 01:22:39,793 - What have we got? - Stab wound to the neck. 1003 01:22:39,873 --> 01:22:42,360 She put duct tape on to stem the bleeding. 1004 01:22:42,440 --> 01:22:45,088 Smart girl. Saved her life. 1005 01:22:56,507 --> 01:22:58,355 Let's go. 1006 01:24:00,140 --> 01:24:03,193 Mom, I'm worried about Ashley. 1007 01:24:03,273 --> 01:24:05,825 I think we should go to the hospital. 76275

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