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I'll take that.
- No, no, wait.
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It's too important...
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I'm your fucking wife.
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One of your goddamn monsters
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just attacked our daughter.
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Help me!
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I'm your Pop.
- What?
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Mom!
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Looky who's back.
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This is Dalton.
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He's with the
Knights of Sumeria.
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I've been waiting for the chance
to battle this ancient evil
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my entire life.
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We'll destroy your seed,
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and your whore daughter too.
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It looks like evil's back,
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and Elk Grove is ground zero.
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Ghost Beaters are back!
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Fucking-A, right we are.
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Don't you do it.
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You little shit.
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Just let me get off this
fucking road!
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Oh!
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Here we go.
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Whoa!
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Oh!
Oh, shit!
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Wait here.
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Holy shit.
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It's a fucking baby.
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Come here.
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You may be born from the image
of that idiot Ash,
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but you'll be nothing like him.
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Herregud! Eric?!
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Hey, kiddo.
Rise and shine.
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You sleep okay?
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Go away.
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Look, last night was the first
time you experienced
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a full-on, balls-out,
pedal-to-the-metal
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demon spawn attack.
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And look that's rough, I know.
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Now if you want
to stay in bed all day,
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that's totally fine.
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Because I'm one
of those "cool" dads,
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like you see in the movies.
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I just want my mom back.
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That's the one thing
I can't pull out of my butt.
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Oh, uh, you left
this in the Delta.
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Uh, some counselor
from Kenward High,
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left you one of those
text things.
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Ms. Prevett?
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Can you give me
a ride to school?
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Oh really, I thought maybe
you'd want to spend the day
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with your old man.
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Get a peek behind the scenes
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at a real working
hardware store.
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No, I need to see
Ms. Prevett.
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She's been a real friend,
and probably the only person
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I can really talk to now.
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Oh, come on now.
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The "only" one?
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Can you give me a ride,
or should I call an Uber?
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So you take off without a word,
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all "chasing after the fight,"
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and then suddenly you're back,
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with this clown?
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Come on.
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Pablo...
you know me.
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I don't know. Do I?
I don't know because
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I fucking hate clowns.
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Hey, I needed to stay
in the fight.
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Okay? And that's
all that this is about.
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Yeah, well,
I'm not buying this...
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this whole,
"Princes Of Sumeria" thing.
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It's "Knights."
If they're so bad-ass,
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how come we're just hearing
about them right now?
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Because shit's about
to get fucked up.
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More so than usual.
- Oh, yeah?
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How would he know?
- Dude. Knights?
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Sumeria?
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Dalton's ancestors were whaling
on evil way back in 1400s.
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Which would make his
great-great-whatever
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a really big deal,
but this guy, is just...
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Is just glad to know that
the centuries my ancestors
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and I spent prepping for evil's
return weren't a total waste.
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Yeah, well...
that must be a load off.
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Fruit Loop?
I'm gluten-free.
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You know what?
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I know how we got into the
"kicking evil butt" business,
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but what's in it for you?
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My brothers have been
fighting evil much longer
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than you can imagine.
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Tell him Dalton.
Tell him what you told me.
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Evil's manifested in many
forms over the years.
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The Black Death, war, famine.
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But it's all rooted back
to the master demons
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we call the Dark Ones.
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It seemed like there
was no stopping them,
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but then the unexpected
happened.
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The most ruthless one of them
betrayed the others,
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and cast them from our world.
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In Latin, they called her
"Mulier Daemonium Degnaie."
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"Demon Woman of Fire."
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My ancestor seized
the opportunity
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to steal the source
of their power...
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Necronomicon Ex-Mortis.
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A lot of good men and women gave
their lives to get that book.
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Legend has it, one of us,
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a sorceress named Kaya,
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was seduced by the power
of the Necronomicon,
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and tried to use it.
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But her soul was taken,
and bound within the book.
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Only the Prophesied One
can abolish the Dark Ones.
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So my brothers and I are sworn
to remain vigilant.
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To find, and protect him until
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the foretold battle
against evil.
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Right, evil's back.
Got it.
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Thanks for the scoop,
Poindexter.
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Save the knee.
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Yes, I'm very special,
message received.
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Now look, if story time's over,
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can we talk about something
that's really important?
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Time to tear evil
a new one, jefe?
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No. It's this whole
"Dad" thing.
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Here I am, kicking evil
in the nards,
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and what do I get out of it?
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A daughter that treats me
like dryer lint.
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How was I supposed to know
that all that crazy sex
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could lead to a kid?
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Yeah, funny how that works.
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You know what, let's just hope
he didn't leave anymore
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little Brandys out there.
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Jesus of Anaheim.
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Hi Dad!
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Meet the rest of your kids!
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Hey, Dad.
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I'll be in the car.
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That demon girl did say
something about my seed.
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Pablo, I have Brandy duty,
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then I got to check
something out.
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Can you open the store
solo this morning?
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The store?
Jefe, evil is back!
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Ghost Beaters got to gear up!
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What he said.
New guy, take a knee.
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Now listen up.
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Evil is not the boss of us.
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We got to do that thing,
what's it called?
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Like when you're
driving in a car,
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putting on deodorant,
and trying to drink a beer
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at the same time?
Reckless endangerment?
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No, Kelly, keep up.
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Multitasking, that's it.
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We can do this.
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We can whale on evil,
and provide Elk Grove
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with top quality hardware,
at a reasonable price.
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But... But not that reasonable!
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I missed him.
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So, umm...
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I'm sorry about your mom.
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Yeah, ol' Candy was a hell
of a gal back in the day.
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She had a real
"can do" attitude.
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You said you barely
remembered her.
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Well, she just caught me
by surprise is all.
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Hey, cute story.
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On our wedding night,
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we were going at it
in the back seat,
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when all that Kentucky Glory
started to catch up on her.
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But after she sicked up
on the front dash,
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and I mean all over
the front dash,
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she was ready for round two.
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Let me tell you, not a lot
of ladies have that kind of...
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♪ Hard to believe...
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♪ 30 days in the hole
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Hey, hey.
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Good shit.
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♪ 30 days in the hole
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♪ That's what they do
♪ 30 days in the hole
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Brandy...
as your father,
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it's probably wrong
for me to suggest
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that you mislead the police.
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Yeah, it probably is.
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But involvement
in a double homicide
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can turn into a platter
of shit burgers but quick,
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so you might want to ixnay,
about the urders-may.
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Have a nice day at school!
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Love you!
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Help!
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Hey, Brandy.
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Hey... couldn't
believe it when I heard.
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Police asked me
to reach out, but uh...
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I know, I just saw them outside,
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but I just can't face them yet.
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They're going to ask me
questions about my mom,
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and Rachel, and...
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you're the only friend
I have left.
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Well, you can always
come to me, Brandy.
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Now... talk to me.
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Tell me everything.
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It was so horrible...
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there was this...
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this thing in the hall.
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And then- and then Rachel...
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I know it sounds crazy,
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but it's like she turned
into some kind of monster.
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Do you believe me?
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Oh, I believe that
a lot of strange things
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happen in this town.
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My mom's gone.
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And then I find out that
Ashy Slashy is my real father.
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Really?
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It's okay.
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I've got you now.
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Pablo?
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Pablito?
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Pablito?
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You fucking with me?
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Because I know you talk.
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That's what I thought.
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Ahh!
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No.
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Ahh! Ah, sh...
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Pablo!
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You are in grave danger.
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Who sent you?
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Your uncle.
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The Brujo.
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Only his magia can save you,
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from the evil etched
into your skin.
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Oh shit.
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You rejected his world once.
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You must not reject
tu destino again.
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Okay, but what do I need to do?
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Oh, sorry, Dalton left
his beard trimmer in...
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What?
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Hey, you okay?
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There was a naked lady,
right there.
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But-but that's normal
for this place.
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Yeah.
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Those marks on your arms.
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That's Sumerian writing.
Yeah, and what?
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You've been marked by evil.
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Yeah, well, I already know that.
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I should probably get to work,
and not fight evil right now.
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What was that?
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Those marks mean
your little buddy's soul
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is in mortal danger.
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It's not like he asked
for those Sumerian tats, okay?
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They're battle scars,
and his soul won that battle.
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But he's been touched by evil.
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The legends warn about this.
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Sooner or later,
he's gonna go demon.
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And then he'll be out for blood.
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It's not going
to happen, Dalton.
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Okay, you got to trust me
on this one,
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because this is Pablo
we're talking about.
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He's like my little brother,
he's my best friend.
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Kelly,
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I know you don't
want to hear it,
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but if I'm right,
this goes one of two ways.
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He kills us...
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or we kill him.
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So, after this nightmare ended,
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this man, your "father,"
he took you to his house?
263
00:16:33,184 --> 00:16:34,744
Yeah, I guess I'm staying
there for now.
264
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,355
Uh...
265
00:16:36,455 --> 00:16:38,390
He's got me sleeping
in his sister's old room.
266
00:16:38,490 --> 00:16:40,559
Cheryl?
Yeah.
267
00:16:40,659 --> 00:16:42,260
She died or something, right?
268
00:16:42,361 --> 00:16:43,962
Or something.
269
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,069
Ash murdered her.
270
00:16:51,169 --> 00:16:53,738
He shot her right in the face
with his shotgun.
271
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:56,274
His own sister.
272
00:16:57,376 --> 00:16:58,777
Brandy...
273
00:16:59,911 --> 00:17:03,081
now the last thing
I want to do is frighten you.
274
00:17:03,181 --> 00:17:05,584
But your dad killed
a lot of people.
275
00:17:05,684 --> 00:17:08,587
At this point, your safety
is my primary concern.
276
00:17:08,687 --> 00:17:10,655
So, do you feel safe
with your father?
277
00:17:18,363 --> 00:17:19,931
It's okay. We'll talk
again soon, okay?
278
00:17:52,564 --> 00:17:54,098
Ah, Mr. Williams.
279
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,100
Hi.
How's your father?
280
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,268
Oh, he's still dead.
281
00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,237
Oh, too bad.
He was a good man.
282
00:17:59,337 --> 00:18:00,805
Produced a lovely semen.
283
00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:02,807
High sperm count.
Is that a fact?
284
00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:04,342
Unfortunately,
we couldn't use it.
285
00:18:04,443 --> 00:18:05,343
Oh?
Syphilis.
286
00:18:05,444 --> 00:18:06,645
Ah, T.M.I.
287
00:18:06,745 --> 00:18:08,246
Hey, Mr. Williams.
Hi.
288
00:18:08,346 --> 00:18:09,548
Booth three as usual?
289
00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:16,054
Actually, Marci,
290
00:18:16,154 --> 00:18:18,590
as my ethnically diverse
friend Pablo would say,
291
00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:20,425
I need a "por-favor."
292
00:18:20,525 --> 00:18:22,326
As you know, I've supported
clinics like this
293
00:18:22,427 --> 00:18:23,427
for years, and years.
294
00:18:23,495 --> 00:18:25,329
It's-it's been my life's work.
295
00:18:25,430 --> 00:18:27,198
So, I was just curious.
296
00:18:27,298 --> 00:18:30,234
Is there a way to find out,
if anybody's ever ponied up
297
00:18:30,334 --> 00:18:31,454
for my particular man-sauce?
298
00:18:31,503 --> 00:18:33,004
Oh...
299
00:18:33,104 --> 00:18:35,215
well, we're not really supposed
to give out that information.
300
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:36,608
Oh, no, course not.
301
00:18:36,708 --> 00:18:38,076
Yeah, I understand.
302
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,314
But come on,
we're talking about "me".
303
00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:44,916
We're talking about
your old pal Ash.
304
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:49,554
We're talking about the hero,
of Elk-fucking-Grove.
305
00:18:50,622 --> 00:18:51,990
It really is against the law.
306
00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:59,898
Now, that little sweetie,
is worth 20% off
307
00:18:59,998 --> 00:19:02,734
on almost everything
in Ashy Slashy's.
308
00:19:02,834 --> 00:19:04,202
You know sale items, liquor,
309
00:19:04,302 --> 00:19:06,337
and perishables excluded,
of course.
310
00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:09,273
What do you say?
311
00:19:09,373 --> 00:19:11,275
30% would be better.
312
00:19:13,377 --> 00:19:15,046
For you, the moon.
313
00:19:16,515 --> 00:19:18,349
There you go.
Let me see what I can dig up.
314
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:21,219
Might take me a few minutes.
Course.
315
00:19:31,262 --> 00:19:33,464
Oh, yeah. Pow.
316
00:19:42,173 --> 00:19:43,708
Hey, Marci?
You know what?
317
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,510
What the hell, while I'm here,
318
00:19:45,610 --> 00:19:46,945
might as well do my part, huh?
319
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:24,082
Oh, oh.
320
00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:25,984
Easy money. Mmm.
321
00:20:26,084 --> 00:20:28,086
Destroy his seed.
322
00:20:29,554 --> 00:20:32,591
There must be no more progeny
of Ash Williams.
323
00:20:39,463 --> 00:20:42,033
His seed must die.
324
00:20:44,836 --> 00:20:47,906
Hey, what's going on out there?
325
00:20:48,006 --> 00:20:50,374
You guys pay your electric bill?
326
00:20:50,474 --> 00:20:51,743
Come on.
327
00:20:52,644 --> 00:20:54,813
What was that?
328
00:20:54,913 --> 00:20:56,480
My horoscope told me
some strange things
329
00:20:56,581 --> 00:20:58,016
were going to happen today.
330
00:21:07,291 --> 00:21:08,526
What the hell is going on?
331
00:21:08,627 --> 00:21:10,194
Uh, yeah.
332
00:21:10,294 --> 00:21:11,471
Trying to take care
of some business in here.
333
00:21:11,495 --> 00:21:13,665
Can you keep it down?
334
00:21:20,204 --> 00:21:22,140
Mrs. Lam?
335
00:21:24,275 --> 00:21:26,510
Oh.
336
00:21:26,611 --> 00:21:29,480
Oh, hello gorgeous.
337
00:21:40,659 --> 00:21:41,993
Can you hear me?
338
00:22:00,178 --> 00:22:01,545
Mrs. Lam?
339
00:22:01,646 --> 00:22:03,181
Are you all right?
340
00:22:03,281 --> 00:22:04,949
No.
341
00:22:06,885 --> 00:22:07,686
Huh?
342
00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:09,353
What are you looking at,
asshole?
343
00:22:11,389 --> 00:22:14,325
What do you think
I'm looking at?
344
00:22:19,931 --> 00:22:22,566
Aw, not so hard,
are you now, Ash?
345
00:22:22,667 --> 00:22:25,069
♪ Talking away
346
00:22:25,169 --> 00:22:27,171
Marci!
♪ I don't know what
347
00:22:27,271 --> 00:22:28,439
♪ Else to say...
348
00:22:28,539 --> 00:22:30,141
Your seed must die!
349
00:22:32,276 --> 00:22:34,378
Ow!
350
00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:37,015
Ha!
351
00:22:37,115 --> 00:22:39,250
Oh! Mrs. Lam?
352
00:22:39,350 --> 00:22:42,186
Your seed must die!
353
00:22:42,286 --> 00:22:44,255
Hey!
354
00:22:44,355 --> 00:22:45,690
♪ Take on me
355
00:22:45,790 --> 00:22:47,391
♪ Take me on
356
00:22:48,793 --> 00:22:51,129
♪ Take on me
357
00:22:51,229 --> 00:22:52,997
♪ I'll be gone...
358
00:22:56,434 --> 00:22:57,668
Oh!
359
00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:05,143
♪ So needless to say You... Whoa!
360
00:23:05,243 --> 00:23:07,478
♪ I'm odds and ends,
but I'll be... ♪
361
00:23:07,578 --> 00:23:08,578
Ooh!
Every...
362
00:23:08,646 --> 00:23:10,681
last...
363
00:23:10,782 --> 00:23:12,616
drop!
364
00:23:12,717 --> 00:23:14,385
Oh!
365
00:23:17,288 --> 00:23:20,591
♪ It's no better
to be safe than sorry... ♪
366
00:23:25,596 --> 00:23:29,400
♪ Take me on
367
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:31,135
♪ Take on me
368
00:23:31,235 --> 00:23:33,738
♪ I'll be gone..
369
00:23:59,263 --> 00:24:00,398
Huh?
370
00:24:05,770 --> 00:24:08,506
♪ I'll be gone...
371
00:24:08,606 --> 00:24:10,741
Objectifying motherfucker!
372
00:24:15,847 --> 00:24:19,183
We're going to rip
your balls off, Ash!
373
00:24:20,785 --> 00:24:22,486
♪ Take on me...
374
00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:23,788
I'm not finished yet!
375
00:24:24,956 --> 00:24:26,557
That's what they all say, baby.
376
00:24:26,657 --> 00:24:28,459
♪ Take on me ♪ In a day...
377
00:24:28,559 --> 00:24:32,196
♪ Take me on
378
00:24:32,296 --> 00:24:33,564
♪ Take on me
379
00:24:33,664 --> 00:24:35,699
♪ Take on me ♪
380
00:24:38,803 --> 00:24:40,171
Yo, Pablo.
381
00:24:42,673 --> 00:24:44,475
Hey, so...
382
00:24:44,575 --> 00:24:46,477
Oh my God.
383
00:24:46,577 --> 00:24:48,479
Holy shit.
384
00:24:48,579 --> 00:24:50,614
Man, dreams do come true.
385
00:24:50,714 --> 00:24:53,351
Yeah...
386
00:24:53,451 --> 00:24:54,585
some of them.
387
00:24:54,685 --> 00:24:56,587
Ah, come on, Pablo.
388
00:24:56,687 --> 00:24:58,756
I had to get away.
389
00:24:58,857 --> 00:25:00,959
I was forging my path and shit.
390
00:25:01,059 --> 00:25:04,495
Plus, you know how Ash can be
when he's not fighting evil.
391
00:25:04,595 --> 00:25:06,597
He... Smells like Bengay?
392
00:25:06,697 --> 00:25:08,332
I was going to say, Yeah.
393
00:25:08,432 --> 00:25:09,543
"he gets a little
hard to take," but...
394
00:25:09,567 --> 00:25:11,069
totally.
395
00:25:13,571 --> 00:25:15,073
Yo, what's with your boy Dalton,
396
00:25:15,173 --> 00:25:18,109
scoping me out like
he's some sort of INS agent?
397
00:25:19,777 --> 00:25:21,112
It's those tats, Pablo.
398
00:25:23,747 --> 00:25:24,648
Dalton thinks that...
399
00:25:24,748 --> 00:25:26,784
They're cool?
400
00:25:26,885 --> 00:25:29,854
That it means this evil
shit is still inside you.
401
00:25:29,954 --> 00:25:31,131
But you're feeling good, right?
402
00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:34,558
I mean, nothing
weird or anything?
403
00:25:34,658 --> 00:25:35,659
Yeah.
404
00:25:35,759 --> 00:25:38,129
It's nothing more than usual.
405
00:25:38,229 --> 00:25:39,330
I'm good.
406
00:25:45,536 --> 00:25:47,205
Business is booming I see.
407
00:25:47,305 --> 00:25:49,107
What the fuck happened to you?
408
00:25:53,711 --> 00:25:54,913
That is a long, sad story,
409
00:25:55,013 --> 00:25:57,181
involving some unsightly
bodily fluids.
410
00:25:57,281 --> 00:25:58,282
Oh...
411
00:25:58,382 --> 00:26:01,119
One thing is clear...
evil's after my offspring.
412
00:26:01,219 --> 00:26:02,620
The born, and the unborn.
413
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:03,760
Why?
I wish I knew, Pablo.
414
00:26:03,821 --> 00:26:05,456
But I'll tell you this.
415
00:26:05,556 --> 00:26:08,692
From now on, protecting
Brandy is job one.
416
00:26:08,792 --> 00:26:11,195
I may suck balls as a father,
417
00:26:11,295 --> 00:26:13,231
but I will not let evil
take that away.
418
00:26:15,566 --> 00:26:16,566
Brandy, I meant.
419
00:26:19,137 --> 00:26:20,404
Or my balls.
We got it.
420
00:26:23,574 --> 00:26:26,077
Uh, oh my God!
Oh!
421
00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:42,326
Please!
422
00:26:42,426 --> 00:26:43,794
Let me go!
423
00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:46,397
Why would you want to leave?
424
00:26:46,497 --> 00:26:48,408
You're about to be part
of an amazing metamorphosis.
425
00:26:48,432 --> 00:26:49,500
A... what?
426
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:53,237
My little creature was born
out of the Book of the Dead.
427
00:26:53,337 --> 00:26:55,639
He's destined to be
the next Prophesied One.
428
00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:58,842
I... don't understand.
429
00:26:58,943 --> 00:27:00,778
When the current
Prophesied One is killed
430
00:27:00,878 --> 00:27:03,381
by his own flesh and blood,
431
00:27:03,481 --> 00:27:06,884
his powers will move
to the next in line.
432
00:27:06,985 --> 00:27:10,388
When I'm done with Ash Williams
and his daughter,
433
00:27:10,488 --> 00:27:13,424
my baby will be
the last man standing.
434
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:16,527
Oh, he's hungry.
435
00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:20,464
What is it you want from me?
436
00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:24,468
Oh, a leg, a thigh.
437
00:27:24,568 --> 00:27:27,071
He's not picky.
438
00:27:33,177 --> 00:27:37,081
♪ Woman, take me in your arms ♪
439
00:27:37,181 --> 00:27:41,085
♪ Rock your baby
440
00:27:41,185 --> 00:27:45,623
♪ Woman, take me in your arms ♪
441
00:27:45,723 --> 00:27:47,258
♪ Rock your baby
442
00:27:50,228 --> 00:27:53,797
♪ There's nothing to it
443
00:27:53,897 --> 00:27:57,668
♪ Just say you wanna do it
444
00:27:59,670 --> 00:28:03,674
♪ Open up your heart
445
00:28:03,774 --> 00:28:07,778
♪ And let the loving start
446
00:28:07,878 --> 00:28:11,649
♪ Woman, take me in your arms ♪
447
00:28:11,749 --> 00:28:13,517
♪ Rock your baby
448
00:28:16,554 --> 00:28:20,758
♪ Woman, take me in your arms ♪
449
00:28:20,858 --> 00:28:22,093
♪ Rock your baby
450
00:28:25,096 --> 00:28:26,397
♪ Yeah ♪
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