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Be sure the bulbs are spaced far enough
apart for proper root growth...
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... and remember to give the seedlings
plenty of sunlight.
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Add just enough water. Then...
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Hey, I was watching that.
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And now you're watching this.
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Next, a dog drinks milk
out of his owner's mouth.
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Change it back.
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No, no, no. Don't want to.
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Guard!
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What's the problem?
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Don't look now, Sonny Jim, but the
plant lady's gone wackers again.
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He started it. I was just sitting here.
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That's right. You're always blaming me.
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And the children wonder why we fight.
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Crazy...
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I know you are, but what am I?
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Okay, okay, you'll watch this quietly,
or you'll go back to your cells.
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I don't care.
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You hold my hand, and I'll slug you.
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Guard!
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Just kidding. Just kidding.
Pammy, lighten up.
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This is Summer Gleason live at
Gotham Palisades Boardwalk.
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Where it's opening day at billionaire
Cameron Kaiser's latest showplace resort.
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Total price tag for this fun-seeker's mecca,
nearly $300 million.
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It's true, Summer. I set out to create the
most opulent gambling resort in the world.
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What's a few million here and there
as long as my guests are happy?
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Gotham's elite have turned out
in style for the opening.
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Bruce Wayne, perhaps
you can give us a hint...
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... about the top-secret theme
of Mr. Kaiser's new casino.
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Looks like we'll find out together, Summer.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the wait is over.
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I officially welcome you, one and all...
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...to Jokers Wild.
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Say what?
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Just disgusting.
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Summer, we're on the air.
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Oh... There you have it. Let's get a reaction
from the guests.
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- Mr. Wayne.
- No comment.
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Mr. Kaiser...
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...why build a casino seemingly in honor
of one of history's most notorious outlaws?
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Summer, please. My joker's a classic symbol,
long associated with cards and games.
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I can't help it if there's a passing
resemblance to some criminal fruitcake.
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How dare that smug, preening fool
try to cash in on my image.
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Now who should lighten up?
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Don't get cute with me, Red.
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He's ripping me off. I'll protest.
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Yeah, I'll sue.
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Then I'll rip his lungs out.
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And I will too.
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Take it easy.
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I feel dizzy.
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Sick... Everything's spinning.
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Need a doctor.
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Oh, Joker?
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Thanks for the smile.
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Hang on. I'll get Dr. Bartholomew.
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Yes. Hurry. Please.
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Sucker.
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What a maroon.
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I know you are, but what am I?
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The Joker!
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Exit stage left, laughing all the way.
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- Hey!
- Excuse me.
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- There he is!
- Get him!
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Step right up and play everyone's favorite
game, "What's the Joker got in the pail?"
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Maybe a deadly poison?
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Or maybe just something
to make the floor nice and slippery.
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- Hey.
- Look out.
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I always did know how to make an exit.
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Don't try this at home, kids.
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Peekaboo.
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Sorry, no riders.
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Now to treat Mr. Cameron Kaiser
to a real blowout opening.
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I didn't mind driving down here
at a moment's notice with your equipment.
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And I was happy to dream up
a plausible alibi for your date.
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But staying in this horrid place
pushes even my tolerance.
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Mine too.
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But I'm convinced it wasn't Kaiser's
original goal to make a Joker-themed casino.
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- See?
- But why the deception?
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That's what I intend to find out.
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"Camelot."
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Looks like Kaiser broke the bank
on this place.
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What an interesting hobby
you've got, Cameron.
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Hey, you.
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Where are you? Come out and fight.
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Jumping Jiminy Christmas.
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It's an homage to me.
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I'm kind of sorry I have to blow it up.
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Go on and open table six.
We got players waiting.
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Then again, all work and no play.
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Good evening, folks.
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The game is blackjack.
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Joker's rules, of course.
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Blackjack already.
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Lucky me.
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- Hey.
- Hold on.
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Don't be sore losers.
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We're here to have fun.
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Mr. Kaiser, that dealer's
doing something screwy.
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I'm calling security.
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No. Wait.
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Mercy me. Another blackjack.
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One might think I had an
ace up my sleeve.
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Let him deal.
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Yes, sir. You're the boss.
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- Try your luck, friend?
- Why not?
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Say, don't I know you?
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Sure. Bruce Wayne.
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So this is how your family
made all those billions.
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The secret's out. And you are?
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Oh, just a nameless clown,
shuffling my life away.
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Too bad it has to be in such
gruesome surroundings.
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Don't care for the d๏ฟฝcor?
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Not hardly. All those horrible faces
grinning at me...
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That would do things
to my mind after a while.
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Who says you have one?
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Yeah, I'd be ready for the laughing academy
if I had to stare at that ugly clown all day.
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- Why I ought to...
- Hit me.
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Twenty.
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Oh, lucky me. Twenty-one.
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How nice. A little something
for the Wayne Charity Fund.
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Good night.
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He's here.
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Place your bets, folks.
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You.
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- It's Batman.
- I don't believe it.
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- It is Batman.
- What's he doing here?
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Time to cash out.
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Here's where I get off.
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Not bad for a starter, but the real fireworks
are still to come.
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Coming through. Hot stuff
One side, please.
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I wouldn't take odds on this place
lasting the night.
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Helipad.
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I want my personal copter
ready for takeoff in 20 minutes.
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Yes, sir, Mr. Kaiser.
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Going somewhere?
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First you trash my penthouse, then my
casino. You gonna wreck something else?
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If I didn't know better, I'd say
you wanted this place destroyed.
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After spending 300 million to build it?
That's not good business, my friend.
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I've seen the unpaid bills. Building this
casino has bankrupted you.
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That's why you turned it
into a target for the Joker.
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Once he destroys it, you'll collect
the insurance money.
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You hit the jackpot, Batman.
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But I've got too much at stake
to be stopped now.
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Ah, you again.
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- What do we do with him, boss?
- Send him down to his friend.
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Kind of slow on the reflexes, eh, Batsy?
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That car crash must have taken
more out of you than I thought.
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Wakey, wakey.
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Thought you'd like to be conscious
for your own demise.
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I really put some effort into this one.
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Once I spin the wheel...
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...you, the casino, and that
strutting fool Kaiser...
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...will all be blown sky-high.
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Not bad, eh?
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00:16:22,818 --> 00:16:26,295
You won't get Kaiser. He's been playing
you for a patsy.
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He wants you to blow this place up
so he can collect the insurance.
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By the time you get clear, Kaiser will be
miles away laughing at you.
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I hate it when you make sense.
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I'll settle my score with Kaiser,
man to clown.
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But that still doesn't let you off the hook.
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How about that, Bats? Looks like
your number's up.
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- Get me out of here, now.
- Yes, sir.
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What happened?
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Some clown jumped me
and grabbed my copter.
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Mr. Kaiser's up there.
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What are you circling for, you fool?
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It was a scheme worthy of me, Kaiser.
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00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:18,576
The way you got me riled up
and turned me loose on this place.
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00:18:19,831 --> 00:18:23,090
You... You were supposed to
destroy the casino.
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Yeah, but then I realized it'd be more fun
to get rid of you, and run the show myself.
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But... But you can't!
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Oh, please, Mr. Kaiser, you of all people
should've realized...
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...there'd be a joker in the deck.
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Why can't he ever stay dead?
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Got you!
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Yes.
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That's it. Chew him up, and spit him out.
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Stop! You'll kill us all!
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And so it ended for both ex-billionaire
Cameron Kaiser and the Joker.
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Enough of this rubbish.
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Hey! We were watching that.
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- and was returned to Arkham.
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You bunch of no-good, whacked-out losers.
You make me sick.
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