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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,133 --> 00:00:01,657 Gensohaikyusha 2 00:00:02,135 --> 00:00:04,681 the sin of a woman who doesn't let man do her is heavier than the earth. 3 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:08,004 Regarding the declaration of war issued by North Korea against us... 4 00:00:08,242 --> 00:00:13,441 Here is an official comment from the first female prime minister of Japan, hanako tsuchiya. 5 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:18,777 Live: Office of prime minister prime minister, hanako tsuchiya well, I am the very first female prime minister in Japan... 6 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:23,012 Now that I am in charge, I won't let men just do as they please anymore. 7 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:30,327 They're moving around without signs of biological processes. It's medically impossible! 8 00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:36,696 Is it possible that all men on the planet have become rapists!? 9 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:42,532 If a woman is raped by a toxic man, she dies soon after. 10 00:00:42,843 --> 00:00:47,246 If they ejaculate inside, it is toxic enough to kill a woman! 11 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:51,608 Oh, another woman is being attacked... 12 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:57,722 The rapists appear to be two businessmen and a college student? 13 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,925 We have no choice but to cut off their dicks! 14 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,344 I knew it, we should've banned all those sick videos long ago... 15 00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:11,132 Freedom of expression is a bunch of crap created by men! 16 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:14,972 It's all because we gave them too much freedom to create sickening sex fantasies! 17 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:21,146 Rise up, rape'em all, every man alive! 18 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:25,408 Yes, all male defense personnel have become toxic, so there are more firearms now. 19 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,345 Let them know man's strength! 20 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:35,584 It's a women's world now, we must protect ourselves. 21 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:43,829 All humans were descended from the same simple organisms... 22 00:01:46,974 --> 00:01:49,033 That's evolutionary fact... 23 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:51,056 Any evidence of nuclear weapons? 24 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:57,114 Satellites have captured an image of a nuclear rocket fueling in North Korea. 25 00:01:57,351 --> 00:01:59,717 What is the status of us interceptor missiles? 26 00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:15,362 It may already exist... The prototype of the next generation! 27 00:02:18,839 --> 00:02:23,105 Military forces have been re-organized with all remaining female soldiers... 28 00:02:23,343 --> 00:02:27,609 Well then, that's all for now! I'm on my way to Hawaii by chartered government jet! 29 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:28,848 Sayonaral!! 30 00:03:24,304 --> 00:03:25,328 Let's open this today. 31 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:27,540 Miso mackerel? 32 00:03:28,275 --> 00:03:29,606 How about canned crab meat? 33 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:34,113 And rice. 34 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:37,511 Didn't know we still had some left. 35 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:40,546 It's the last of it. 36 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:43,456 And.. 37 00:03:45,692 --> 00:03:46,692 Awamori? 38 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:49,000 Are you sure you want to open this souvenir from okinawa? 39 00:03:49,096 --> 00:03:50,096 Why? 40 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,195 Yes, it's our anniversary. 41 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:02,675 Shinji... 42 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:13,117 What are we gonna do next? 43 00:04:14,221 --> 00:04:17,156 How are we gonna survive in this world? 44 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:23,788 Not sure, but we can make it. 45 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:26,157 I'll protect you. 46 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:29,199 Thank you, shinji. 47 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:33,239 I'm so happy we're married... 48 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:47,018 It came from the hallway. 49 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:49,455 Stay here. 50 00:04:57,497 --> 00:04:58,828 Be careful. 51 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:22,839 Maki! 52 00:06:56,650 --> 00:07:00,142 Toxic men don't die from decapitation... 53 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:03,149 I sawiton TV. 54 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:32,051 Maki! 55 00:07:42,862 --> 00:07:43,862 Let's escape from here. 56 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:45,164 Yeah. 57 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:15,154 Obviously, it was killed after fighting. 58 00:08:17,063 --> 00:08:19,258 That's easy to tell by the chopped off head. 59 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:24,669 The question is, where did the killer escape t0? 60 00:08:25,572 --> 00:08:31,238 Chief, there was a 3D woman running towards showa street. 61 00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:35,647 It's not good if she makes it to the Amazon group at ikebukuro. 62 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:37,111 Alone? 63 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,978 No, she was with a man. 64 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:42,912 A man? Not zombie but a real man? 65 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:44,156 Yes. 66 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:45,651 Otaku? 67 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:50,522 No, he didn't seem creepy, so it's not likely. 68 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:54,359 They were even holding hands. 69 00:08:55,935 --> 00:08:58,995 There is no 3D woman who would hold hands with otaku. 70 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:01,769 I know that. 71 00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:03,970 Then, I don't get it. 72 00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:48,743 So, it's a so-called couple? 73 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:51,757 Something like that. 74 00:09:52,725 --> 00:09:55,319 Hard to believe there's still a normal guy alive. 75 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:57,559 Shall we have him go after them? 76 00:09:58,064 --> 00:10:01,465 There's kakizaki platoon in showa area, call them. 77 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:06,238 This is bito platoon, calling kakizaki platoon. 78 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:09,975 This is kakizaki platoon, go ahead. 79 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,571 Come in kakizaki, hey kakizaki. 80 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:16,139 This is kakizaki. What's up? 81 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:17,589 How are things over there? 82 00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:22,413 We found a 3D woman at an abandoned house, so we're having a zombie go after her. 83 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:27,222 There is another 3D woman coming in your direction, a couple. 84 00:10:27,694 --> 00:10:32,996 A couple? Got it, we'll send our zombie after them, too. 85 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:36,532 One zombie was already killed by them, be careful. 86 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:40,664 Don't worry, our zombie is takashi. 87 00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:42,674 Later. 88 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:34,957 Okay, let's make a house to house search. 89 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:43,101 3D women are like roaches, if you find one, there are thirty or more... 90 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:44,870 Yes! Yes! 91 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,993 U.S. troops? 92 00:13:57,136 --> 00:13:59,070 Oh, he's taken action. 93 00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:20,511 Hey, look! 94 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:23,822 A rescue maybe? 95 00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:25,916 Let's find out. 96 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,520 You have committed a security breach. 97 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:26,080 What are you saying? Speak Japanese. 98 00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:33,658 What are you saying? Speak Japanese. 99 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:42,801 I am not hostile. 100 00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:48,135 Rescue is part of my duty. 101 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:53,167 The helicopter going around has first aid supplies. 102 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:57,816 The temporary government in Osaka sanctioned my mission. 103 00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:02,285 It doesn't matter what the Osaka government said. 104 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:07,625 This ain't Japan anymore, you'll be surprised to hear, it's now akiba empire. 105 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:18,294 No wonder missy from the us didn't know about us. We'll just take the aid supplies, thanks. 106 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:22,273 But, we don't allow security breaches and interventions. 107 00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:24,442 Let him go. 108 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:02,747 Get them! 109 00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:27,632 What the hell is she? 110 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:46,418 Shit. 111 00:21:44,370 --> 00:21:45,370 Maki! 112 00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:14,129 Shit, it's Amazon! 113 00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:17,699 It's our territory, we won't let otaku do what they want! 114 00:22:18,437 --> 00:22:20,064 You bastard! 115 00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:25,741 You guys are so creepy! 116 00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:30,472 Why don't you go back to akihabara and jerk each other off! 117 00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:38,456 He was shot in one ball so we can still use him. 118 00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:40,291 Okay, bring him. 119 00:22:47,633 --> 00:22:50,693 We'll get our payback! 120 00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:54,329 Sergeant, why didn't we kill them all? 121 00:22:54,573 --> 00:23:01,103 I can't stand otaku guys, they're just so gross! 122 00:23:01,447 --> 00:23:03,711 Saving lives is our first priority. 123 00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:06,484 Are you alright? 124 00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,522 Yes, thank you very much. 125 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,125 And who is this? 126 00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:15,627 It's my husband. 127 00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:20,262 So, you're not an otaku virgin? 128 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,400 Yeah, you don't look creepy at all. 129 00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:25,056 Rather, pretty good-looking! 130 00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:29,574 I am not otaku. 131 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:31,409 What are you doing!? 132 00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:34,312 If he's legit, he'll still become a toxic man. 133 00:23:34,546 --> 00:23:36,036 No, he won't! 134 00:23:40,786 --> 00:23:41,786 Sergeant!? 135 00:23:42,554 --> 00:23:45,990 There is a temporary shelter over there. 136 00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:49,490 Security is very strict and no otaku or toxic man can infiltrate it. 137 00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:52,495 There's enough food. 138 00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:58,627 We can accept your wife but I'm not so sure about you. 139 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,172 First, you need to see Dr. yagami. 140 00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:11,081 The shelter is also a research institute to find the cause of the toxic man syndrome. 141 00:24:11,684 --> 00:24:13,083 Let's hear the doctor's opinion. 142 00:24:35,841 --> 00:24:37,103 You are amazing. 143 00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:41,043 I was watching you fight, you're invincible. 144 00:24:41,747 --> 00:24:43,715 Nothing beats the Pentagon's technology. 145 00:24:45,584 --> 00:24:46,984 Can you communicate through speech? 146 00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:50,121 If you can, I'd like to talk to you. 147 00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:57,527 I am a cyborg, model d-101089. 148 00:24:58,464 --> 00:25:02,332 I am the property of the U.S. defense department. 149 00:25:03,268 --> 00:25:08,433 Oh, that's quite a friendly function, you make me happy. 150 00:25:09,441 --> 00:25:12,933 Do you have a functioning g-spot as well? 151 00:25:13,579 --> 00:25:15,274 I do not understand your question. 152 00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:19,276 I see you don't get the joke, okay. 153 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:21,281 So, what's your mission? 154 00:25:22,154 --> 00:25:30,154 To research the atomic bomb attack on Tokyo and to rescue refugees. 155 00:25:31,997 --> 00:25:36,832 You talk so smoothly, I suspect you have another mission as well. 156 00:25:37,469 --> 00:25:38,629 So, what's your true purpose? 157 00:25:40,439 --> 00:25:42,373 I have no response to that question. 158 00:25:46,645 --> 00:25:54,645 I get it, but to do research, won't you need a collaborator? 159 00:25:57,489 --> 00:25:58,751 What is your objective? 160 00:25:59,825 --> 00:26:02,817 Nothing much, just killing time. 161 00:26:03,262 --> 00:26:06,163 Tell me about the outside world. 162 00:26:06,865 --> 00:26:10,824 TV and Internet are shut down so I have no clue what's going on. 163 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:13,201 What's going on in the world? 164 00:26:17,776 --> 00:26:25,776 Due to toxic man syndrome, 90% of males have lost their sanity and become rapists... 165 00:26:29,988 --> 00:26:33,651 And after their hearts stop functioning, they continue attacking women. 166 00:26:33,892 --> 00:26:39,330 All the women raped die from the toxic bodily fluids from the toxic men. 167 00:26:39,665 --> 00:26:45,831 It is evident from early tests that toxic men can only be killed by destroying their testicles. 168 00:26:46,872 --> 00:26:54,872 Every nation's military and police have been taken over by women and are now under their control. 169 00:26:55,247 --> 00:27:03,247 Most countries around the world have restored order. 170 00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:09,155 World population is approximately... 171 00:27:09,828 --> 00:27:11,557 3 million male. 172 00:27:12,397 --> 00:27:19,769 So, it's 100 million in total, we've been reduced to a 1/60 ratio. 173 00:27:20,873 --> 00:27:24,331 Well, it could have been worse. 174 00:27:45,731 --> 00:27:46,731 What is this? 175 00:27:53,872 --> 00:27:58,707 I am telling you, somebody saw it. 176 00:27:58,944 --> 00:28:03,904 Don't tell me some made up horror story. 177 00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:08,151 A night crawler in the classroom? 178 00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:09,387 Give me a break. 179 00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:18,029 Here you go... 180 00:28:18,997 --> 00:28:20,931 Oh, didn't you already eat? 181 00:28:21,767 --> 00:28:25,225 Can I have another one? 182 00:28:25,671 --> 00:28:30,131 I see your young so you get hungry often, but we need to share. 183 00:28:30,742 --> 00:28:31,742 But okay. 184 00:28:31,877 --> 00:28:33,139 Thank you! 185 00:28:34,746 --> 00:28:35,746 Miss harumi? 186 00:28:44,256 --> 00:28:47,555 Oh, it's a man, but he isn't creepy. 187 00:28:49,361 --> 00:28:50,361 That's a man! 188 00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:51,191 Is that a man? 189 00:28:51,430 --> 00:28:54,558 He's not... he's not... he's not creepy. 190 00:28:56,168 --> 00:29:00,764 He's not toxic nor an otaku. Is he a normal guy? 191 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,375 It's still alive, unbelievable. 192 00:29:11,717 --> 00:29:12,717 Doctor... 193 00:29:25,530 --> 00:29:30,661 When we complete this study, it will be a big step for toxic men research. 194 00:29:31,737 --> 00:29:33,329 What is the condition of his penis? 195 00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:42,777 The expansion rate is 120%. 196 00:29:44,216 --> 00:29:46,150 Corpus cavernosum is good. 197 00:29:49,187 --> 00:29:53,783 Cowper's fluid secretion is also normal. 198 00:29:54,660 --> 00:29:55,786 It's fully erect. 199 00:29:57,863 --> 00:29:58,863 Which means... 200 00:30:00,565 --> 00:30:01,657 He's got a boner. 201 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,200 Sounds good. 202 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:05,136 Excuse me. 203 00:30:09,675 --> 00:30:13,270 So you are normal and alive, nice to meet you. 204 00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:16,113 Um... yes. 205 00:30:16,782 --> 00:30:18,613 Your examination has to be delayed. 206 00:30:18,850 --> 00:30:23,048 We are about to communicate with the toxic man. 207 00:30:23,288 --> 00:30:27,748 Toxic man... is it capable of communication? 208 00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:29,589 We must attempt it. 209 00:30:30,595 --> 00:30:33,063 If he can talk, we may be able to persuade him. 210 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:35,666 Yes. 211 00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:56,947 More... more... more... 212 00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:59,881 More..more..more.. 213 00:31:00,158 --> 00:31:01,420 What do you mean by more? 214 00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:04,761 More... pussy!! 215 00:31:05,964 --> 00:31:10,901 More pussy... let me bang, let me bang! 216 00:31:11,136 --> 00:31:12,694 Let me bang more! 217 00:31:13,505 --> 00:31:15,769 Why do you only talk about sex? 218 00:31:16,742 --> 00:31:19,677 Because I was born a male, it can't be helped. 219 00:31:20,178 --> 00:31:28,178 To all men, every single woman encountered is a sexual object. 220 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:32,486 If a woman resists, I have no choice but to rape her. 221 00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:36,121 What about your rational mind or social nature? 222 00:31:37,863 --> 00:31:45,167 What about social imperative human wisdom, and laws passed down to us through the centuries? 223 00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:46,769 And ethics and morals? 224 00:31:47,172 --> 00:31:49,106 That's just a thing. 225 00:31:49,775 --> 00:31:55,179 Since the dawn of mankind, 2 million years ago, men have always been raping women. 226 00:31:55,414 --> 00:31:59,714 It's only 5,000 years since rape was legally banned... 227 00:32:00,118 --> 00:32:03,986 The entire duration of mankind versus 5,000 years, think about it as money. 228 00:32:04,890 --> 00:32:10,385 5,000 yen is just a token amount, but 2 million yen is an annual income. 229 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,897 Just can't beat ancient history. 230 00:32:13,999 --> 00:32:16,365 Love... what about love? 231 00:32:16,835 --> 00:32:19,030 That's also primordial, isn't it? 232 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,732 Love? You mean sex? 233 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:27,400 Rape is how we love women, you fool! 234 00:32:28,914 --> 00:32:31,348 Don't you have the decency to care about a woman's feelings? 235 00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:36,253 Huh, the trauma of sexually abused victims? 236 00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:38,648 Give me a break, woman. 237 00:32:40,025 --> 00:32:42,892 What about men's feelings? 238 00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:47,288 The rate of suicide is 3 times higher in men. 239 00:32:47,532 --> 00:32:53,368 It means men get hurt feelings 3 times more than women get raped. 240 00:32:53,772 --> 00:32:59,404 Until all women take full responsibility for men who kill themselves from broken hearts... 241 00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:03,603 Men should not be blamed for rape. 242 00:33:03,949 --> 00:33:05,541 Look at yourself! 243 00:33:05,784 --> 00:33:09,151 It's all your fault for being so stuck up. 244 00:33:09,387 --> 00:33:11,378 You, yourselves, asked for it! 245 00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:18,391 Why don't you try being a man for a change, having a boner like this. 246 00:33:18,964 --> 00:33:21,899 It's tough not getting laid. 247 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,533 It's so bad, it makes you wanna die. 248 00:33:26,104 --> 00:33:30,370 What can I do with this boner even though I'm dead? 249 00:33:30,775 --> 00:33:38,204 That's right, only when I am putting my dick in pussy, can I forget this pain. 250 00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:43,317 That's why I will do more, I will bang more!! 251 00:33:43,655 --> 00:33:49,423 I will bang more, yeah, I will bang and bang!! 252 00:33:49,828 --> 00:33:50,828 Stop it. 253 00:34:01,106 --> 00:34:03,370 Well, doctor, please take care of these two. 254 00:34:26,631 --> 00:34:34,631 I have nothing against your data, but the sex ratio doesn't fit Japan. 255 00:34:39,644 --> 00:34:41,874 It's more like 50/50. 256 00:34:42,814 --> 00:34:45,544 Or, there could be more men. 257 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:50,087 Why is that? 258 00:34:50,822 --> 00:34:57,091 Because Tokyo, no, all of Japan is the land of the virgin otaku. 259 00:35:00,031 --> 00:35:01,794 The akiba empire... 260 00:35:13,345 --> 00:35:16,576 A world class condom maker has been doing sex research. 261 00:35:16,815 --> 00:35:19,443 The frequency of sex in the world. The lowest was always Japan. 262 00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:23,385 The lowest: Japan compared to the numbers of leading countries... 263 00:35:25,223 --> 00:35:26,417 Japan is less than half. 264 00:35:26,658 --> 00:35:27,124 Greece 265 00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:27,916 Italy 266 00:35:28,159 --> 00:35:29,159 France 267 00:35:29,327 --> 00:35:31,591 a few hundred times a year on average. 268 00:35:32,564 --> 00:35:33,588 Japan... only 45 times. 269 00:35:34,265 --> 00:35:35,289 Less than half. 270 00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:37,147 It could be less than one third. 271 00:35:38,203 --> 00:35:39,431 In my opinion... 272 00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:41,738 45 times a year on a weekly basis... 273 00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,493 Almost once a week it should be enough. 274 00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:46,572 How many Japanese are really having that much sex? 275 00:35:47,445 --> 00:35:51,541 Maybe I think this way because I'm Japanese too. 276 00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:56,611 I guess people around the world are a lot more into sex. 277 00:35:57,355 --> 00:36:01,849 Another way to say that is... 278 00:36:03,028 --> 00:36:06,259 Non Japanese men are getting plenty. 279 00:36:07,332 --> 00:36:11,530 Japanese men are getting laid the least Japanese men are getting laid the least. 280 00:36:12,470 --> 00:36:15,735 Also Japanese women are the most stuck up in the world. 281 00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:17,999 That's not to say they won't have sex. 282 00:36:19,310 --> 00:36:20,402 At least not for free. 283 00:36:22,147 --> 00:36:25,412 You mean prostitution? 284 00:36:29,788 --> 00:36:32,484 Just like samurai and harakiri... 285 00:36:33,091 --> 00:36:35,753 Geisha and yoshiwara are common terms around the world. 286 00:36:37,095 --> 00:36:38,960 Older than samurai history... 287 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:40,997 Licensed quarter older than samurai history... 288 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,032 Massage parlors. 289 00:36:42,133 --> 00:36:43,259 Sexual health land. 290 00:36:43,501 --> 00:36:45,867 Paid dating with a high school girl. 291 00:36:46,438 --> 00:36:48,201 Japanese traditional customs. 292 00:36:49,307 --> 00:36:53,554 If you pay, you can sleep with a nice woman. There are some nice women who let you sleep with them if you pay for it. 293 00:36:53,578 --> 00:36:55,842 But they're a minority. 294 00:36:56,881 --> 00:37:00,317 Most of them only let someone they like have sex with them. 295 00:37:00,785 --> 00:37:03,397 The influence of western culture they only prefer good-looking, successful and popular men. 296 00:37:03,421 --> 00:37:03,978 Good looking... 297 00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:05,222 Popular... 298 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:07,221 Winners... 299 00:37:08,259 --> 00:37:09,819 Greedy bitch they're all greedy bitches. 300 00:37:13,465 --> 00:37:20,428 So that's the cause of the high male survival rate in Tokyo? 301 00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:28,005 Exactly... otaku life-style was invented by those unlucky guys in Japan. 302 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,941 Otaku life-style. 303 00:37:47,065 --> 00:37:48,065 Sergeant. 304 00:37:48,399 --> 00:37:49,399 It's time for my shift. 305 00:37:50,468 --> 00:37:52,368 You can rest till morning. 306 00:37:52,704 --> 00:37:55,138 You have had very little sleep lately. 307 00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:57,336 I can't sleep. 308 00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:02,946 Besides, is there any progress with the doctor's research? 309 00:38:03,381 --> 00:38:05,713 We must keep positive. 310 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:09,052 You're right, I'm sorry. 311 00:38:09,687 --> 00:38:11,621 It's okay, now get some rest. 312 00:38:11,856 --> 00:38:12,856 Yes, ma'am. 313 00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:14,664 Getting well-rested is part of your duty. 314 00:38:18,696 --> 00:38:20,755 Um... sarg? 315 00:38:21,266 --> 00:38:22,665 What? 316 00:38:23,735 --> 00:38:25,726 You have been cold lately. 317 00:38:26,604 --> 00:38:30,904 If you're nice to me, maybe I can fall asleep. 318 00:38:36,514 --> 00:38:39,449 No history of injury or disease... 319 00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:43,647 Blood test shows no allergic reaction either. 320 00:38:45,790 --> 00:38:49,726 I thought so, I didn't think I was unusual. 321 00:38:50,061 --> 00:38:54,998 Don't be silly, you don't realize how precious you are. 322 00:38:55,767 --> 00:39:00,704 You're one of the only surviving normal males in the world. 323 00:39:01,873 --> 00:39:02,873 Is that so? 324 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:09,238 What about those guys who use the toxic men to attack us? 325 00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:12,279 They looked normal as well. 326 00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:14,775 Are you talking about otaku? 327 00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:19,080 Non popular creepy otaku. 328 00:39:19,557 --> 00:39:22,890 Indeed, otaku guys are not toxic... 329 00:39:23,127 --> 00:39:26,187 But we haven't found the reason why... 330 00:39:26,731 --> 00:39:30,394 Otaku are so creepy and useless. 331 00:39:31,603 --> 00:39:34,538 At least, they are not normal... 332 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,568 80 they are not our object of research. 333 00:39:38,610 --> 00:39:40,339 The reason you are so precious is... 334 00:39:40,578 --> 00:39:45,447 You're not otaku nor a virgin, and you didn't become toxic. 335 00:39:48,686 --> 00:39:51,655 I'd like you to cooperate with us. 336 00:39:53,791 --> 00:39:56,988 Will you give us shinji's sperm sample? 337 00:39:57,495 --> 00:39:58,495 What? 338 00:39:59,097 --> 00:40:00,291 Sperm sample? 339 00:40:00,531 --> 00:40:05,161 Yes, the next time you have sex, please? 340 00:40:08,373 --> 00:40:11,740 When you get the sample, please get it to us within 3 hours. 341 00:40:13,444 --> 00:40:15,378 We've talked to the sergeant... 342 00:40:15,613 --> 00:40:18,207 You will be staying at our research facility. 343 00:40:19,517 --> 00:40:24,921 This is to maintain your privacy as a couple. 344 00:40:25,156 --> 00:40:28,751 But shinji, you must not contact the other refugees. 345 00:40:29,027 --> 00:40:33,521 You mean, I could become toxic? 346 00:40:33,898 --> 00:40:38,835 I should say, you better not irritate the other refugees. 347 00:40:42,006 --> 00:40:45,908 For instance, an unattractive male teacher... 348 00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:48,772 Can become very popular at an all girls school. 349 00:40:49,547 --> 00:40:53,483 Something like that, everybody's very interested in shinji. 350 00:40:59,590 --> 00:41:01,683 Nozomi hasegawa 351 00:41:32,223 --> 00:41:33,223 Yes. 352 00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:41,859 Let me introduce them... 353 00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:44,068 They're staying in the room next door. 354 00:41:44,302 --> 00:41:45,302 Maki and shinji. 355 00:41:46,270 --> 00:41:49,467 Oh, you're the surviving couple. 356 00:41:49,974 --> 00:41:52,909 She's helping us with our research, nozomi. 357 00:41:53,311 --> 00:41:54,311 Nice meeting you. 358 00:41:55,046 --> 00:41:56,046 You, too. 359 00:41:56,581 --> 00:41:57,581 How do you do? 360 00:42:03,821 --> 00:42:05,186 Nothing in here. 361 00:42:09,327 --> 00:42:12,262 So far, it seems safe here. 362 00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:18,393 Hey, shiniji... 363 00:42:21,572 --> 00:42:24,063 What should we do with it? 364 00:42:25,243 --> 00:42:26,243 I'm so tired... 365 00:42:28,179 --> 00:42:29,771 Let's just sleep tonight. 366 00:42:31,349 --> 00:42:33,283 Yeah, all right. 367 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:57,400 It feels good... 368 00:43:58,736 --> 00:44:00,397 It's been a while... 369 00:44:07,778 --> 00:44:09,746 I will make you cum. 370 00:44:10,715 --> 00:44:15,414 No, that's not fair to you... 371 00:44:55,927 --> 00:44:58,418 Why don't you cum first? 372 00:44:59,230 --> 00:45:04,031 How could you talk like that to your superior? 373 00:45:04,268 --> 00:45:07,169 No, we must cum together... 374 00:46:00,024 --> 00:46:01,321 Otaku-style. 375 00:46:03,194 --> 00:46:04,957 The patriarch was someone from... 376 00:46:05,196 --> 00:46:07,130 Patriarch south India to China. 377 00:46:08,032 --> 00:46:09,124 Bodhidharma. 378 00:46:12,203 --> 00:46:13,602 It's zen. 379 00:46:15,339 --> 00:46:16,339 I know zen. 380 00:46:17,541 --> 00:46:21,033 It's Japanese spiritual culture. 381 00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:27,495 9 years facing the wall he stayed home and faced the wall for nine years. 382 00:46:28,319 --> 00:46:29,718 In reality, every form is empty... 383 00:46:29,954 --> 00:46:31,314 And emptiness is the true form. 384 00:46:33,124 --> 00:46:35,354 From earthly desires to liberation and enlightenment. 385 00:46:36,661 --> 00:46:39,255 Consciousness, which didn't take root in either India or China... 386 00:46:39,497 --> 00:46:40,497 Remained in Japan. 387 00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:43,677 It was established on a large scale... 388 00:46:43,701 --> 00:46:44,741 In the kamakura period. 389 00:46:45,770 --> 00:46:47,450 It became the moral code of the samurai... 390 00:46:47,838 --> 00:46:49,518 And it spread among the general public. 391 00:46:50,841 --> 00:46:53,071 Another patriarch at the time... 392 00:46:53,444 --> 00:46:55,564 Was kenji miyazawa, creator of fantasy literature. 393 00:46:56,714 --> 00:47:01,811 He cared for his sister who died young and he remained a virgin all his life. 394 00:47:02,053 --> 00:47:04,765 A virgin for life he cared for his sister who died young and he remained a virgin all his life. 395 00:47:04,789 --> 00:47:07,485 He collected a great number of "shunga" paintings. 396 00:47:08,392 --> 00:47:09,392 Shunga? 397 00:47:12,029 --> 00:47:14,657 Stylized color paintings of sexual acts... 398 00:47:15,866 --> 00:47:17,891 Between men and women. 399 00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:20,457 Works of utamaro kitagawa... 400 00:47:20,638 --> 00:47:21,718 Or hokusai katsushika... 401 00:47:22,873 --> 00:47:25,103 Have been shown at the British museum. 402 00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:27,007 You mean "ukiyoe"? 403 00:47:28,913 --> 00:47:32,246 It is known to have influenced Van gogh, Picasso and pop art... 404 00:47:32,883 --> 00:47:35,579 Of the mid century in Japan. 405 00:47:38,089 --> 00:47:39,089 Such style... 406 00:47:40,157 --> 00:47:41,647 And sense of full color... 407 00:47:42,259 --> 00:47:43,385 Have been passed on to... 408 00:47:44,228 --> 00:47:46,594 Moe style anime ...The modern anime design of "moe". 409 00:47:47,965 --> 00:47:48,965 Moe? 410 00:47:49,834 --> 00:47:51,859 Moe doesn't mean cute. 411 00:47:52,636 --> 00:47:53,830 Moe is deeper than that. 412 00:47:59,777 --> 00:48:01,904 Can you read what that sign says? 413 00:48:04,448 --> 00:48:05,448 Wabi... 414 00:48:05,649 --> 00:48:06,649 Sabi... 415 00:48:07,785 --> 00:48:08,785 Moe. 416 00:48:11,856 --> 00:48:13,483 Sen rikyu. 417 00:48:14,458 --> 00:48:16,449 From the toyotomi period. 418 00:48:17,528 --> 00:48:22,625 The ideal way created by the great haiku poet, matsuo basho. 419 00:48:24,468 --> 00:48:26,936 Somewhat sad and stale taste... 420 00:48:27,171 --> 00:48:28,729 Wabi, sabi. 421 00:48:30,107 --> 00:48:31,665 Add moe to that... 422 00:48:31,976 --> 00:48:34,171 And it creates the principal spirit of otaku. 423 00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:40,247 The good spirit of otaku in these days... 424 00:48:41,352 --> 00:48:43,013 Is not to mourn the lack of sex... 425 00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:46,087 Or attaining enlightenment... 426 00:48:47,658 --> 00:48:49,336 Enlightenment and disconnect from others... 427 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,760 Not having a stable job... 428 00:48:52,463 --> 00:48:56,331 Facing a computer screen for 9 years... 429 00:48:57,334 --> 00:48:58,767 Watching moe anime... 430 00:48:59,203 --> 00:49:00,636 Playing gal games... 431 00:49:01,005 --> 00:49:02,404 Following pop idols.. 432 00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:04,934 And searching porn websites. 433 00:49:08,479 --> 00:49:10,310 Those otaku were learning the zen method... 434 00:49:10,548 --> 00:49:13,148 Emptiness is the true form those otaku were learning zen method... 435 00:49:14,585 --> 00:49:18,385 Sex drive, moe, sublimation they learned how to sublimate the sex drive into moe. 436 00:49:20,090 --> 00:49:22,290 Enlightenment then they started achieving enlightenment. 437 00:49:24,595 --> 00:49:30,158 That's how they survived the toxic man syndrome. 438 00:49:43,914 --> 00:49:47,509 Defeat girls 439 00:49:48,519 --> 00:49:50,783 oh I've been looking for this for years... 440 00:49:52,122 --> 00:49:55,091 Is it true that maeda platoon was wiped out? 441 00:49:55,326 --> 00:49:58,090 Yes, all bodies were identified. 442 00:49:58,596 --> 00:50:01,156 So, did Amazon do that? 443 00:50:01,799 --> 00:50:03,699 There's nobody else, is there? 444 00:50:04,235 --> 00:50:09,468 As payback, there might be an all-out attack on Amazon. 445 00:50:09,707 --> 00:50:16,135 I say yes, cause there's no reason to keep 3D women alive. 446 00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:17,847 If an all-out attack is confirmed... 447 00:50:18,082 --> 00:50:20,744 Our next big meeting will be quite heated up! 448 00:50:20,985 --> 00:50:23,078 I wonder if miss momoko will sing. 449 00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:29,555 You bet! I heard her new song is ultimate moe. 450 00:50:30,628 --> 00:50:34,860 I need to see her holy face soon, or I'll die... 451 00:50:35,099 --> 00:50:38,500 We're gonna miss her vip event... 452 00:50:38,903 --> 00:50:40,962 Shit, I can't take it. 453 00:50:43,607 --> 00:50:45,632 Special audience hall 454 00:50:49,079 --> 00:50:55,245 now, to honor the achievement of sugimoto platoon for killing 133d women... 455 00:50:55,486 --> 00:50:59,081 We're about to entertain a special audience. 456 00:50:59,323 --> 00:51:03,384 Photography is permitted for the next 30 minutes... 457 00:51:03,627 --> 00:51:08,655 A special select few will be, permitted to take a personal photo. 458 00:51:30,921 --> 00:51:33,583 Miss momoko, please strike a pose. 459 00:51:46,236 --> 00:51:49,899 Will you hold mister Akira? 460 00:53:23,033 --> 00:53:26,992 I remember well, when women laughed at me. 461 00:53:27,438 --> 00:53:34,037 I was bullied, and video taped by women. 462 00:53:34,578 --> 00:53:39,072 The boys planned the funeral to impress the girls in the class. 463 00:53:39,616 --> 00:53:47,352 Men had to prove themselves to be desirable, resulting in bullying and social inequality. 464 00:53:47,825 --> 00:53:52,592 Hence, bullying was caused by women! 465 00:53:53,097 --> 00:53:56,362 We should have known long ago... 466 00:53:58,836 --> 00:54:06,836 That there is no gadget cat from the future coming to the rescue! 467 00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:12,240 Greedy 3D women will always go after... 468 00:54:12,783 --> 00:54:14,546 Violent jocks.. 469 00:54:15,085 --> 00:54:16,985 Or a rich boy with a pretty face! 470 00:54:17,387 --> 00:54:19,184 We are dorks... 471 00:54:19,423 --> 00:54:24,417 Destined to remain virgins for the rest of our lives! 472 00:54:25,829 --> 00:54:30,766 But listen, I don't mean to be a sore loser... 473 00:54:31,368 --> 00:54:37,307 We don't need real sex with 3D women! 474 00:54:37,775 --> 00:54:42,576 We have advanced beyond sex, we have anime... 475 00:54:42,813 --> 00:54:45,976 We have games, we have manga, also adult videos... 476 00:54:46,216 --> 00:54:48,411 And of course straight to video movies, too. 477 00:54:48,652 --> 00:54:52,179 And more than anything, we have our own holy idol. 478 00:54:52,523 --> 00:54:59,190 Unlike those normal guys who go after women for love, games and sex... 479 00:54:59,429 --> 00:55:03,297 We know more about true love. 480 00:55:04,101 --> 00:55:12,101 Look at those jocks and good looking rich guys... 481 00:55:13,076 --> 00:55:15,636 They end up being toxic zombies. 482 00:55:15,879 --> 00:55:23,879 Men with truly satisfied lives turn into toxic men. 483 00:55:26,924 --> 00:55:28,824 God gave them true form. 484 00:55:29,059 --> 00:55:32,859 So... as a result who's the real winner now? 485 00:55:33,096 --> 00:55:34,416 No need to even think about it... 486 00:55:34,998 --> 00:55:35,998 It's us... 487 00:55:36,033 --> 00:55:37,864 Virgin otaku! 488 00:55:41,939 --> 00:55:48,435 Let us have revenge on our true enemy, 3D women. 489 00:55:48,946 --> 00:55:55,749 Let those cold blooded greedy women... 490 00:55:55,986 --> 00:56:02,892 Who humiliated us by calling us creepy... 491 00:56:03,126 --> 00:56:07,222 Get what they deserve. 492 00:56:07,464 --> 00:56:10,900 Let them teach you, virgin otaku... 493 00:56:11,134 --> 00:56:17,664 Never forget what they did to us. 494 00:56:17,908 --> 00:56:21,605 Let's work off this grudge! 495 00:56:21,845 --> 00:56:27,511 Let those zombies go after them... 496 00:56:27,751 --> 00:56:30,686 And enjoy their bloody shower. 497 00:56:30,921 --> 00:56:32,718 Let those 3D women become extinct! 498 00:56:33,423 --> 00:56:36,756 When our mission is completed... 499 00:56:36,994 --> 00:56:38,791 We will have a cry of triumph. 500 00:56:39,663 --> 00:56:44,396 Let's praise us, otaku, true men... 501 00:56:44,635 --> 00:56:50,870 We live with akiba empire! 502 00:57:00,817 --> 00:57:05,845 Let us welcome miss momoko. 503 00:57:06,089 --> 00:57:14,089 Let them fear us by making our battle roar! 504 00:57:14,998 --> 00:57:16,022 Wabi! 505 00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:18,100 Sabi! 506 00:57:19,803 --> 00:57:20,803 Moe! 507 00:58:10,220 --> 00:58:11,619 Momoko... 508 01:00:30,660 --> 01:00:31,854 Momoko... 509 01:01:26,449 --> 01:01:27,711 Momoko... 510 01:02:39,723 --> 01:02:40,723 Momoko. 511 01:02:47,397 --> 01:02:49,627 You! You must be the toilet ghost! 512 01:02:49,933 --> 01:02:51,298 I knew it! 513 01:02:52,135 --> 01:02:53,602 You scared me! 514 01:02:55,305 --> 01:02:58,638 Do you think you can do that!? 515 01:02:59,042 --> 01:03:00,441 Shelter game. 516 01:03:00,877 --> 01:03:02,208 What are you doing!? 517 01:03:02,445 --> 01:03:03,445 See? 518 01:03:03,546 --> 01:03:04,672 Love is not a game! 519 01:03:04,914 --> 01:03:09,044 It's all about the game. Mankind will be ruined anyway. 520 01:03:09,286 --> 01:03:11,777 I am saying we will be ruined... 521 01:03:12,956 --> 01:03:17,916 We just have to educate men, like Sam. 522 01:03:18,662 --> 01:03:22,928 Our research is about love. 523 01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:24,728 Actually... 524 01:03:25,201 --> 01:03:29,160 Actually, I am a virgin and a good girl... 525 01:03:35,545 --> 01:03:37,410 A raid! 526 01:03:38,715 --> 01:03:40,842 Rape them all! 527 01:03:47,724 --> 01:03:49,157 Sarg, we are out of ammo! 528 01:03:49,659 --> 01:03:50,785 Same here! 529 01:03:51,027 --> 01:03:52,517 Too many balls to shoot? 530 01:03:59,703 --> 01:04:02,763 In ancient times, there was a Princess... 531 01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:04,701 Worshipped as an idol goddess. 532 01:04:04,941 --> 01:04:11,847 After losing her sanity, she started singing as a reflex reaction. 533 01:04:20,457 --> 01:04:21,822 Project herod? 534 01:04:22,058 --> 01:04:25,255 Project herod is known as infant massacre... 535 01:04:25,495 --> 01:04:28,692 With this much technology, that's all you got? 536 01:04:29,032 --> 01:04:31,899 If you get in my way, I have to kill you. 537 01:04:33,303 --> 01:04:39,208 Long ago... mankind... Men... women were finished! 538 01:04:39,876 --> 01:04:43,607 Kanae... save us one more time! 539 01:04:52,055 --> 01:04:54,216 This is something lesbians can't get! 540 01:04:54,457 --> 01:04:56,755 It's so good! 541 01:04:56,993 --> 01:05:00,588 Have you done this with a Guinea pig before? 542 01:05:00,830 --> 01:05:06,325 It's not a zombie, it's my husband! 543 01:05:07,804 --> 01:05:10,272 I'm so happy that we're married... 40976

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