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BIG BROTHER: Hello, Australia.
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You're watching Big Brother Uncut.
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This program contains scenes
with nudity and sexual references
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that some viewers
may find too hot to handle.
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(LIGHTS FLICKER)
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Welcome to Big Brother Uncut.
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Oh, yeah!
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Where you get exclusive access
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to this week's steamiest footage...
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Why is this making me horny?
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..which was too hot
to make it into the main show.
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(LOUIS CHUCKLES)
Come on.
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I've dug up brilliant moments
guaranteed to make you laugh.
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Who do you think
has the biggest dick here?
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Well...
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(HOUSEMATES EXCLAIM)
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And uncovered several secrets
you don't know about our housemates.
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Ah, you dog!
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(HOUSEMATES EXCLAIM)
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So, strap in.
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Are youse circumcised
or uncircumcised?
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Cat's out the bag.
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It's going to be a fun ride.
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(HOUSEMATES EXCLAIM)
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This is Big Brother Uncut.
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This week,
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two new intruders
entered my game, Oli...
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
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..and Maddi-Rose.
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How is everyone?
I'm Louis.
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Lovely to meet ya.
I'm Maddi.
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Hey, I'm Lewis.
How are you, darling?
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Nice to meet you.
Hi, Lewis. I'm good.
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Hello.
Hi, how are you?
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Oh, my god,
everyone is just beautiful.
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Nice to meet you.
Hello, hello.
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And the intruders liked
what they saw.
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You guys all look so good.
Thank you.
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You look good too, obviously.
You look great!
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As did the housemates,
especially Minee.
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By the way, you're hot.
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(OLLIE CHUCKLES)
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But Maddi-Rose didn't waste any time
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getting the lay of the land.
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So, can I ask something?
Yeah.
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Has anyone slept with anyone yet?
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Oh, not slept with.
Slept... Nah.
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Fondled?
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
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Just some fondling.
Why, who's asking?
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Me.
Base one pretty much.
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Base two maybe for some.
Mm.
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Just kisses.
Just kisses.
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Yeah.
So, I came in too late.
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(HOUSEMATES EXCLAIM)
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Well, well...
(MADDI-ROSE CHUCKLES)
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Well...
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(LAUGHTER)
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Good one!
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(CAMERA WHIRS)
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And the girls wasted no time
grilling Oli.
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What's your...
what's your usual type?
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My usual type?
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Yeah, what do you normally go for
in a girl?
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I'd probably, probably go
for a blonde.
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Yeah.
(OLI CHUCKLES)
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Oli and Minee sounds nice.
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Minee and Oli.
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Yeah.
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I can speak Afrikaans.
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She speaks Afrikaans.
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(SPEAKS AFRIKAANS)
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That's so hot.
(OLI CHUCKLES)
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(SPEAKS AFRIKAANS)
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(LAUGHS)
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"That way" means
(SPEAKS AFRIKAANS).
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OK, right.
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So, like, if I point to you
and I say (SPEAKS AFRIKAANS),
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don't take it personally.
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Like bedroom (SPEAKS AFRIKAANS)?
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Yeah, (SPEAKS AFRIKAANS) to.
(SPEAKS AFRIKAANS) that way.
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(OLI LAUGHS)
Oh, my god.
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Who do you think
has the biggest dick here?
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Oh, guys...
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You.
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(HOUSEMATES EXCLAIM AND APPLAUSE)
100%!
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Bang on!
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Well done. Well done.
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(MADDI-ROSE LAUGHS)
You get...
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You get the double bed tonight!
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Nailed that.
(HOUSEMATES CHEERS)
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Yeah.
You nailed that.
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Yeah, his height's 6'3,
but it's also 6.3 inches as well.
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He's hung like a Himalayan yak.
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It's crazy.
Yeah.
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Don't...
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It's huge. It taps his ankle.
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No, that's genuinely reference
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He doesn't need a BMW.
(MADDI-ROSE LAUGHS)
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I'm the one with a BMW like, fuck!
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While Lewis made a memorable
first impression on Maddi-Rose...
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Oh...
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nine minutes, apparently,
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it took me before I told Maddi-Rose
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that I had the biggest penis
in the house.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Fucken hell, Lew Bags.
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I'm having such a good time.
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But can we just check the laundry
real quick?
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Graciemae took it upon herself
to welcome Oli.
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Oli, the new kid on the block.
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He's an intruder.
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He deserves to be
put the wringer somehow.
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We've been through hell.
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Oh, no, the new kid...
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Should we hide the new kid's stuff?
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Yes!
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(LAUGHS)
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Let's hide it in our bed.
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(CHUCKLES)
At least...
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We'll put it under Big Brother.
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..and we'll take stuff
out of it
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so if he finally gets it back
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he'll like, have lost like,
all his underwear.
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Yes!
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(CHUCKLES)
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What a good plan.
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We're hazing the new kid.
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Toiletries.
He doesn't need those.
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Underwear. Here we go.
Bang.
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They're budgie smugglers.
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(CHEERS)
Let's go!
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Let's go!
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(CHUCKLES)
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At least he'll speculate
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that Big Brother took
all of his jocks.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Bestie, Lewis, and I,
we've hidden his underwear,
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his socks, his toiletries
and his budgie smugglers.
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We are causing
a cheeky little rapscallion.
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Ah... Yeah, alright, so just...
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I think I just put this away
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and then put this suitcase
back in here, aye?
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Yeah, exactly.
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So, just dump all your shit
in there.
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What happened?
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Oh, fuck.
What have you done?
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They've taken my toiletry bag.
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Oh!
Dude.
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I've got no jocks.
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(LAUGHS)
What the fuck?
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What do you mean, man?
(LAUGHS)
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Didn't you fucken
pack it in your bloody suitcase?
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Big Brother.
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Hello, Oli. How are you?
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I don't have any jocks
or any toiletries.
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I'm thinking, Big Brother,
you're playing games with me here.
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I don't play games.
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Oh, it's always so toasty.
Oh, it's warm in here. Yeah, yeah.
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Good morning, housemates.
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Good morning, Big Brother.
Good morning, Big Brother.
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What are you two up to?
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We're, we've stolen
the, the new kid,
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Oli's stuff and I blamed it on you.
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(LAUGHS)
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Should we just scatter it
in front of Big Brother?
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Just drop it
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and then we'll just start
going nuts.
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We're going to just trickle,
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drip feed him his stuff back
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and he's just gonna think
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that they're just
showing up randomly
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but in fact we've stolen them and...
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(CHUCKLES)
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So, we're just coming in
to converse with you,
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I guess, to see if you're willing
to go along with the joke
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for a little bit just,
so, we can have a little bit of fun.
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(GRACIEMAE SQUEALS)
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I'm sorry.
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It is not in Big Brother's nature
to do that.
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OK. I think that's fair.
Alright, fine.
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We have to bear the burden alone.
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(GIGGLES)
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Hey?
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I'll...
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(OLI CHUCKLES)
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Alright. I'll...
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Mm.
(OLI LAUGHS)
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Are you guys sharing toothbrushes?
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Yeah.
Well, I feel bad for the guy, aye.
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How was your first morning
in the house?
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Um. It's been nice.
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It would have been nice
to use my own teeth,
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toothbrush instead of Dion's,
but it's been good.
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Why were you using
Dion's toothbrush?
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Because I believe
you took my toothbrush
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and toiletries and underwear,
pyjamas.
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Big Brother didn't take anything
of yours.
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Really?
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(SLIDING DOOR SLAMS)
Mm.
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Big Brother told me
that he didn't take my clothes.
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Someone in the house did.
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Yeah, right. Name it.
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Are they your jocks there?
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What the fuck?
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Oh, bro!
(JAKE CHUCKLES)
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That's...
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(OLI CHUCKLES)
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(OLI AND JAKE EXCLAIM)
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No!
Funny buggers.
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What the fuck?
Nah, wasn't-wasn't us boys.
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(OLI LAUGHS)
Wasn't me, man.
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What?
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Do you think you are the most
mischievous housemate?
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(OLI CHUCKLES)
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I think I might be...
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(SIGHS)
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Am I the most mischievous?
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Maybe.
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Is it a burden I'm willing to bear?
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Yes.
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Oh, God!
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This bloke's been stitched up.
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When it comes to dancing
in the house,
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all my housemates know
how to bust some moves.
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Oh, I definitely enjoy dancing.
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Everyone
in the Big Brother house does.
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(SONG PLAYS IN BACKGROUND)
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But Dion,
he is the best dancer of all.
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You should be an actor.
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What are you doing with your life?
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Yes!
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(HOUSEMATES EXCLAIMS AND WHISTLES)
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He should've been the one
staring in Magic Mike.
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(HOUSEMATES CHEERS)
Oh, my god.
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Nah!
Good little dancer he is.
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He's a good little dancer, yeah.
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Phwoar! Those arms, though.
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It's the stare.
Oh, my god.
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Wow!
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Like, that's professional.
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He was like a proper strip dancer.
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(HOUSEMATES EXCLAIMS AND LAUGHS)
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Incredible!
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That man could make
some serious money.
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You look like a girl.
(ARI CHUCKLES)
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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Yeah, how good.
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He does make some good money
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'cause he's actually a stripper.
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And that... That's legit truth.
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So, cat's out the bag.
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Look, ah, I strip on the side.
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Bit of extra this.
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Bit of extra dosh.
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Cash. Money.
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Yeah. Bit of a surprise.
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(CHUCKLES)
Here's some moves.
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It goes like this.
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This is what you get
when you call me 1300 DION.
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Yeah, baby.
261
00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:03,840
Channing Tatum's got nothing on me.
262
00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:08,400
Do you get, like,
excited for your shows?
263
00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:09,440
Or is it like work?
264
00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:10,720
Um. Yeah, you do... you do...
265
00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:13,080
You get G'ed up.
266
00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,520
Do you fake tan beforehand?
How often do you do it?
267
00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:15,560
Nah. Every Saturday.
268
00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,000
Every Saturday night?
269
00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:18,040
Dude!
270
00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:19,720
I really want to go
to watch you do that.
271
00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:20,760
I'm coming.
Yeah.
272
00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:22,160
I'll fly there just to see you.
273
00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,600
I think this'll the great.
274
00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:24,640
Do you get repeat customers?
275
00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:26,200
Yeah, there's a lot of people
that come back,
276
00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:27,240
yeah, and watch the show.
277
00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:28,880
Bring out the girlfriends,
blah, blah, blah.
278
00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:29,920
Yeah. Yeah.
It's a great show. Yeah.
279
00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,760
There's a lot of people
that go through divorces,
280
00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:33,920
break ups, hens parties,
and they just come back.
281
00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:34,960
Yeah.
282
00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,240
They're just trying
to get over something.
283
00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:37,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's always a case.
284
00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:38,680
You always find a girl that's like,
285
00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:41,280
"Thank you so much for, like,
making me smile again," you know?
286
00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:43,000
Mm.
Aw!
287
00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:44,880
That's deep.
Has your mum ever come to a show?
288
00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:46,120
She doesn't all do it.
Oh, really?
289
00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:47,160
What?
290
00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,640
Yeah,
she doesn't know I strip at all.
291
00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:50,720
I'm a saint in her eyes.
292
00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:51,760
I can't ruin that.
293
00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:52,840
(CAMERA WHIRS)
294
00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:55,320
Shoes on the couch.
295
00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:56,960
No, they're off.
296
00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,080
Can someone
pass me a dishcloth, please?
297
00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:01,160
With a bit of...
298
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:04,080
Thank you.
299
00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:05,560
Let's get this show on the road.
300
00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:07,720
Hey.
301
00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:09,040
(TAYLAH CHUCKLES)
Yeah, this is nice.
302
00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:10,320
You need anything else cleaned?
303
00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,400
(TAYLAH GIGGLES)
(TEEJAY LAUGHS)
304
00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:13,440
The bathrooms actually.
305
00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:14,480
Bro, you need to come to the show.
306
00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:15,680
You'd make so much money
I'm telling ya.
307
00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:16,720
Yeah.
308
00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:20,600
Teejay would make mad money
as a stripper.
309
00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:21,720
I'd pay.
310
00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:23,880
So, after we do
this song 'Raining Men',
311
00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:24,960
we go into 'Candy Shop'.
312
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,000
(GASPS)
And what, what...
313
00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,040
(TEEJAY HUMS)
Oh, I need to see this.
314
00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:28,080
It's my favourite song.
315
00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:29,120
I need to come and see it.
Yeah!
316
00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:30,160
Can I show you what it is?
317
00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:31,640
Premium dollars, too.
318
00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:33,480
That's a premium toppy.
319
00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:36,000
That's what we call them,
premium toppies.
320
00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:38,160
I'm not sure I understand, Dion.
321
00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,280
What's a toppy?
322
00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:40,320
(DION LAUGHS)
323
00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:42,400
A toppy is a, like,
a topless waiter.
324
00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:43,480
Like, a topless...
325
00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:45,120
Like, you know, a stripper.
A toppy, you know?
326
00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:46,160
Premium, but.
327
00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:47,320
That's what I am.
328
00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:48,920
You're on the bar
with whipped cream,
329
00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:52,160
and it goes, duh dun dun,
duh dun dun, duh dun dun.
330
00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,200
(JAZZ MUSIC)
Doom duh dun dundun.
331
00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,760
And you pour whipped cream
in their mouth.
332
00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:56,800
Uh-huh.
And you get down...
333
00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:58,320
(HOUSEMATES EXCLAIM)
And you look at them. Yeah.
334
00:10:58,360 --> 00:10:59,520
Oh, you got them Megan moves.
Neh, neh.
335
00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:00,560
And then once them out,
336
00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:02,200
you lick
the top of the whipped cream.
337
00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:03,320
Alright.
338
00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:04,400
Alright. Then, they do it.
339
00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:07,160
And then, there's pants
that you undo like this,
340
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,960
and it goes,
"I'll take you to the doosh!" Phew!
341
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,560
(HOUSEMATE WHISTLES)
342
00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,480
"I'll take you to the doom!"
343
00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:14,560
And then it goes again.
344
00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:16,480
Can we get some whipped cream
in our next order?
345
00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:17,880
So, you...
Yeah!
346
00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:19,400
You do a perfect Candy Shop
347
00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:21,840
and then you make your way
to the stairs...
348
00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:22,880
Stairs, alright.
Alright?
349
00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:24,360
I'm at the stairs with you.
350
00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:25,400
Yep.
You got whipped cream.
351
00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:26,960
No, you're alright.
And these are the bottles when...
352
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,920
Like, they're pretty powerful.
You shake them up.
353
00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:30,200
You put them here and you go chhhh!
354
00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:31,400
And it squirts.
355
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:32,880
And that one you go chhhh!
356
00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:34,200
And that's the end
of your performance.
357
00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:36,040
That's it.
358
00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,840
He's got the eyes,
the look, the bod.
359
00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:40,280
Man, come work with me.
360
00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:41,320
You, you'd do...
361
00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:42,480
You'd make a lot of money,
I'm telling ya.
362
00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,160
You actually look like...
You'd... you'd make bank.
363
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,360
Who would make more tips
as a stripper?
364
00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:47,560
You or Teejay?
365
00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:48,800
Teejay would bring in the money,
366
00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:51,920
but because I got him in,
I'd take a piece of the cut.
367
00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:53,000
That's fair.
368
00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:54,080
Then they see you on stage
369
00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:55,320
and they'll lose
their fucking minds.
370
00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:56,520
Maybe I missed my calling.
371
00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:02,960
Coming up,
Ari give Teejay King treatment.
372
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,920
Why is this making me horny?
373
00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:06,760
I don't think it does.
374
00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,160
Our new royal couple
375
00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,880
enjoyed the privacy
of the King and Queen suite.
376
00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:16,680
And my rapscallions went in
on all the action.
377
00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,320
Lew Bags, Lew Bags...
Oh, my fucking oh.
378
00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:19,400
Lew Bags, Lew Bags, Lew Bags!
379
00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:20,440
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
380
00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:22,080
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
381
00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:23,120
Eugh!
382
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,160
(LAUGHTER)
383
00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:37,880
This is Big Brother Uncut.
384
00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:39,240
(TAY GASPS)
(TAY LAUGHS)
385
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:42,680
This year
my house is full of sexy singles
386
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,840
who don't mind showing off
their assets.
387
00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:48,280
Oh, yes!
388
00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:50,360
But some housemates
have coupled up.
389
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,560
I can't believe we have
the hottest guys in the house.
390
00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:53,600
I know.
391
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:57,680
Yes, sisters Ari and Tay
are in situationships.
392
00:12:57,720 --> 00:13:00,400
(SONG PLAYS IN BACKGROUND)
393
00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:03,360
Tay hooked up with Josh
on day one in the house,
394
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:04,720
and they're still together.
395
00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:06,760
(BOTH HUMS)
396
00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:13,040
Ladies, how are your...
397
00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:14,200
How do you put it?
398
00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,680
Situationships?
399
00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,280
Mine's gone suave.
400
00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:18,360
(CHUCKLES)
Mine's gone.
401
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:19,400
No, mine's really good.
402
00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:21,120
Me and Josh are still cruising
and vibing as we always are.
403
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,960
Mm.
404
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,320
But we've been keeping it PG,
405
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,080
so, I don't think
there's much to tell.
406
00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,320
This is fucking hard.
407
00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:33,520
I feel like
I'm starting to be fuller on.
408
00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:34,640
Like because...
409
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,240
I like it, though. It's cute.
Yeah, I know, I know...
410
00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:38,040
It's cute, but I think
it's because of the...
411
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,160
(WHISPERING)
412
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,840
Yeah, I know what you're saying.
413
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:43,680
Yeah, yeah, I know what you mean.
414
00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:44,880
Yep.
415
00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:46,560
100%.
Yeah.
416
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,080
Think every day's
getting worse and worse.
417
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,840
Yeah.
'Cause obviously I want to.
418
00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:52,920
So, I feel like it's-it's a hard one
419
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,640
but me and Josh were just very like,
trying to keep it classy.
420
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:57,600
You know,
we've kept it vanilla, kept a PG.
421
00:13:57,640 --> 00:14:00,000
(INDISTINCT CHATTERS)
422
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,720
I'll say it in a good way...
Mm, yeah.
423
00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,120
I like them.
Yeah.
424
00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:06,000
It's like, really, like I do
even though you're not a...
425
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,040
Ew! Sickening!
426
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,080
What is that?
427
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:10,200
Sickening.
Sickening.
428
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,760
(CHUCKLES)
429
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:12,840
You're a sick.
430
00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:13,960
Says you.
431
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,120
Teejay.
432
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:18,480
(SLURPS)
433
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:19,760
How are you and Teejay?
434
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,120
Oh, actually,
I'll answer this for you.
435
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,600
She's obsessed with Teejay.
436
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,200
No, I'm not obsessed.
Oh, Big Brother!
437
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:25,240
I'm just happy.
438
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,200
I just think
we both have the same way
439
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,040
of showing each other
we like each other.
440
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:32,000
We're very like, you know,
touchy feely.
441
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:34,200
(TEEJAY GROANS)
442
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,560
(ARI GIGGLES)
443
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,560
If anyone hears on you
on the mic, they're gonna be like...
444
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:38,600
(TEEJAY GROANS)
445
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:40,280
..um, "let's see Teejay,
please, on the cameras, please."
446
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:41,960
Why is this making me horny?
447
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,120
I'm hoping it does.
448
00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,680
It does.
(ARI CHUCKLES)
449
00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:46,280
Oh, you need to get me limber up.
450
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,760
Get out of it.
451
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:48,840
(ARI CHUCKLES)
You want a turn?
452
00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,520
Are you kidding?
(ARI GIGGLES)
453
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:51,720
You want to go?
454
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,760
If you don't put a ring
on that finger, Teejay...
455
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,200
Yeah, I know, Teejay.
She's got plenty on it.
456
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:56,240
..I will be.
Geez.
457
00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:57,760
He's a great guy.
I'm, I honestly...
458
00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,400
Nah, she really likes him.
And I-I like him too.
459
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,400
I actually genuinely think
I really like him.
460
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,440
I'm trying to find
something wrong with the kid.
461
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:05,320
I'm like, oh, maybe there is.
462
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,440
(ARI GIGGLES)
463
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:07,480
OK, ready?
464
00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:09,040
We're going to teach each...
I'm going to teach you...
465
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:10,240
Nah, fuck no.
466
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:12,160
Darling.
You do it too forceful.
467
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:15,160
And I was like, "You need to like,
calm down on the tongue."
468
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,000
'Cause he like has like,
a hard tongue when we kiss.
469
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,520
(TAY LAUGHS)
And I'm like, "This is just weird."
470
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,160
I got a little tongue.
471
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,440
Show me.
472
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:22,600
This is no bullshit.
473
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:23,640
(ARI CHUCKLES)
You ready?
474
00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,200
Go, little tongue.
475
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,040
OK, this is what's wrong with you,
the little tongue.
476
00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,480
Nah, nah, this is my...
477
00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:29,600
Nah, I swear on my mother's life.
478
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,480
Ready? You're gonna laugh
like fucking hard.
479
00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:33,400
(ARI GIGGLES) OK.
480
00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:35,440
You're lying.
On my mother's life.
481
00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:36,600
Can't pull it out anymore.
Oh!
482
00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:37,880
You have a little tongue.
Mm.
483
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:38,960
I'm tongue tied.
484
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,720
It's like that part
underneath your tongue,
485
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:42,760
the-the thing's too long.
486
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:43,800
Oh!
487
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,120
Oh, so that's why you kiss
like that.
488
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,160
Yeah.
489
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,120
So, fucking stop discriminating.
490
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,160
Sorry.
491
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,560
Well, you didn't tell me
that before I told...
492
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:51,680
It's not something
I put on my resume.
493
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,360
(ARI LAUGHS)
494
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,280
(TEEJAY LAUGHS)
495
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,800
He has, like,
a really short tongue.
496
00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:59,280
Like, really short.
I didn't know that.
497
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:00,360
And he's like, he said...
498
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,520
What did he say?
He was like, oh...
499
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,400
Like, he has, like,
a tongue-tied tongue.
500
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:04,960
A tongue tied tongue.
I've never known that before.
501
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,200
So, his, like,
tongue's really short.
502
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:07,280
I never knew that.
503
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:09,320
But then, you know,
I taught him, you know,
504
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:10,960
just go a little bit slower
and then it was perfect.
505
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,920
Oh, my god.
506
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,040
(TAY & ARI CHUCKLES)
507
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,560
But there's another couple
in the house.
508
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,440
The new King and Queen
of the Big Brother household is,
509
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:24,520
are Louis and Minee.
510
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:27,400
And they were crowned
King and Queen this week.
511
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:28,560
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
Oh, my god!
512
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:29,640
God!
513
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:31,280
(HOUSEMATES EXCLAIM AND APPLAUSE)
514
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:33,800
And that meant
515
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:36,960
they get this luxurious suite
all to themselves.
516
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,600
Oh, so cute!
(LOUIS CHUCKLES)
517
00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,200
And it didn't take them long...
518
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:42,960
Big Brother.
Oh, and some bubbles.
519
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,800
..to make the most of it.
Oh, my god!
520
00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,320
How good is this?
Yeah.
521
00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:47,680
Oh, this is exactly what I wanted.
522
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,240
Oh!
Nice?
523
00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:52,200
Big Brother, you have no idea
how long I've been waiting for this.
524
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:53,560
(LOUIS CHUCKLES)
525
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:54,600
Come on.
526
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:57,600
The time in the suite
was absolutely amazing.
527
00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:00,960
This is like a dream come true.
528
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,360
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
529
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,720
Oh, it's nice.
530
00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:08,040
When you're in this, like,
beautiful room with a bath tub
531
00:17:08,079 --> 00:17:10,598
and, like,
everything's just so romantic,
532
00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:13,400
it is so hard to find
and set boundaries.
533
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:14,920
These are nice.
534
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,440
Like...
Yeah, it's beautiful.
535
00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:19,480
If we were excited
about cuddles before this,
536
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:20,720
imagine it in here.
537
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:22,200
(MINEE SIGHS)
538
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,440
(LOUIS CHUCKLES)
539
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,960
But, um, yeah, you just never know.
540
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,720
We're getting
closer and closer every day,
541
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:31,560
so, it's harder
to keep those boundaries.
542
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:34,160
I'm into you a lot, so...
543
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,400
I'm into you a lot.
544
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:36,560
Feel like you just treat me
545
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,280
like no one's ever
treated me before, which is nice.
546
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:39,360
(LOUIS CHUCKLES)
547
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,000
You like,
bring me back down to earth.
548
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,360
You really like...
549
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,080
You put me in my place sometimes.
550
00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:45,880
(LOUIS CHUCKLES)
551
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:47,400
I'm like... taking charge.
You like it?
552
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,280
A good stern chat.
Taking charge.
553
00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:50,360
(MINEE GASPS)
554
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,080
Oh, I love it. I love it.
555
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:53,360
(LOUIS CHUCKLES)
556
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,400
You tell me...
557
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,880
Yeah, I'm going to tell you
what to do, for sure.
558
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:57,920
(LOUIS CHUCKLES) If you want.
559
00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,440
(MINEE GIGGLES)
560
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:00,840
Yes, Daddy.
561
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,600
(MINEE GIGGLES)
Here she is.
562
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,960
Every single day, um,
it gets harder and harder.
563
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,440
(MINEE LAUGHS)
564
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:09,960
And literally. (MINEE LAUGHS)
565
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:17,840
While Minee and Louis
enjoy the privacy
566
00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:20,120
of the King and Queen suite,
567
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:23,640
there's absolutely no privacy
in the main bedroom.
568
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:32,160
Something Jake is very aware of.
569
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,440
(IMITATES KISSING SOUNDS)
570
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,680
We've got
a few couples in the house.
571
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,120
We can hear them snuggle at night,
572
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:43,720
if you know what I mean.
573
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:44,800
It's freakin' loud.
574
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,160
(IMITATES KISSING SOUNDS)
575
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:50,280
The, this thing is huge!
576
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:51,760
(IMITATES KISSING SOUNDS)
577
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,720
You just wait to see how I use it.
578
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:54,960
(IMITATES KISSING SOUNDS)
579
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,440
Lewis and I
just want to be a part of it.
580
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,440
(LEWIS LAUGHS)
I don't think it's going to fit.
581
00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:00,880
(LAUGHTER)
582
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:05,920
What are you doing, mate?
583
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,320
We're talking into our microphones.
584
00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:08,560
(LAUGHTER)
585
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,880
I knew there was something special
about you, Graciemae,
586
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:12,320
and I just was waiting
to figure it out.
587
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,600
Oh, my fucking god, Lew Bags.
588
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:14,680
Lew Bags, Lew Bags,
Lew Bags, Lew Bags!
589
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:15,760
Oh, my fucking God.
590
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,360
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
591
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,120
Lew Bags,
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
592
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,760
Oh, Lewis!
593
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,280
(LAUGHTER)
594
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,120
Welcome back to Big Brother Uncut.
595
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,840
Good morning.
Good morning, darling.
596
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,160
How are you doing?
597
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:37,600
Mm.
598
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:38,840
After his first night
599
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,120
in the King and Queen suite
with Minee,
600
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,640
the housemates
were keen to ask Louis
601
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:46,080
how it all went.
602
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,120
Hey, big dog.
How you going?
603
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,960
Tell us about your evening.
What was the suite like?
604
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,640
Oh, it was nice.
Did you get a massage?
605
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:52,720
I did.
606
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:53,800
And?
607
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:56,280
Oh, nothing else.
608
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,320
That's so hard.
But there...
609
00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:58,360
Not with...
with, with that...
610
00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,920
That was, that was the hardest
I've ever been in my life.
611
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,520
Yeah, like, ever been...
612
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,720
I felt like I was a Christian boy.
613
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:04,960
Um... That...
614
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,040
It must be...
615
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,640
Oh, like that mental toughness.
It was brutal.
616
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:08,680
Oh, mate.
617
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,120
That's the hardest I've ever had it.
618
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,000
Yeah.
619
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:13,080
Oh, don't.
620
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:14,280
And a bit funky.
621
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:15,480
Do you like the little metal bars?
622
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:16,800
I like fucking...
623
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,040
(MINEE GIGGLES)
624
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,120
(LOUIS GRUNTS)
625
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,040
(LOUIS CHUCKLES)
626
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,400
We slept naked as well.
627
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:23,440
Don't.
(LOUIS CHUCKLES)
628
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:24,680
Oh, far out!
629
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:26,400
(LOUIS CHUCKLES)
630
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:27,680
But I did it.
631
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,280
Do you have your clothes off?
632
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:39,640
I'm not remotely, ah, religious.
633
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,520
I'm quite the opposite, I'd say.
634
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:43,920
But it feels like
635
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:46,560
we are Christian kids at the moment
636
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,680
who can't do anything
more than a few kisses.
637
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,920
I've, my nuts
fucking hurt this morning, though.
638
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,200
You're actually going
to have to rub one out.
639
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:54,280
They're... They're heavy.
640
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,320
I know.
Yeah.
641
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,400
But get some clarity before you go
into a challenge, you know?
642
00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:00,360
I don't think
you're a very good Christian boy.
643
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:01,400
I'm a shocking one.
644
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:02,720
You should see me
on the outside world.
645
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,000
(LOUIS CHUCKLES)
646
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:07,200
But Louis is not alone
with his struggles.
647
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,920
If you don't ejaculate for a while,
648
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:10,640
that can cause
serious health problems, can't it?
649
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,600
I'm just thinking I'm going to have
a wet dream at some point.
650
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,160
Yeah.
I'm hoping for that.
651
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,360
What? A wet dream?
Yeah, it'll be nice.
652
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,200
They are gonna be
the best dreams, I reckon.
653
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:18,800
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
Hot is burning.
654
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:20,400
What the hell?
And she wants you.
655
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:21,520
She wants ya!
And she, she's loving it.
656
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:22,600
Yeah!
(OLI LAUGHS)
657
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:23,880
Should teach like...
I'm in primary school.
658
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,640
Any fantasy you have,
it's coming true.
659
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:26,720
Any fantasy you got.
660
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:28,840
I feel like, mate,
I've never had one in my life.
661
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:29,880
I never have either.
662
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:31,480
And it's the best dream ever.
663
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,040
I've already had one.
Oh, have ya?
664
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,120
Yeah. (LAUGHTER)
665
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,160
Really? Here?
Yeah.
666
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,880
Yeah, I had one.
It was... it was bound to happen.
667
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,160
Dude, I was like,
grinding my mattress.
668
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:39,600
I was in bed like this. Pow!
669
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,040
Fuck man!
(HOUSEMATE EXCLAIM)
670
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,320
There's no one on the bed.
There's no one here.
671
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:43,520
(LAUGHTER)
672
00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:46,760
Having lost a challenge,
673
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,200
the girls had to sleep outside
for the night.
674
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:50,440
Is this a blow up pillow?
675
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:51,520
(LAUGHTER)
676
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,760
I'm going to blow mine up.
677
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:53,800
Ney, Ney, can you blow mine?
678
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,280
I can't blow.
Yeah. I'll blow.
679
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,000
I'll give it a good blow.
Look, they've even taken away the...
680
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,240
(GRACIEMAE LAUGHS)
681
00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:01,080
Oh, this is messed up,
but this is fun.
682
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,800
This is going to be great.
683
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:07,080
Meanwhile, the boys were inside
having a pyjama party.
684
00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:09,720
How about we all get real dirty
and have a burping contest?
685
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:10,880
Who can do the burp?
(HOUSEMATE BURPS)
686
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:12,080
I can't do burps.
Alright, let's go.
687
00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:13,440
I can't burp... on cue.
(JAKE BURPS)
688
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:14,800
(HOUSEMATE BURPS)
(LEWIS BURPS)
689
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:15,840
That's...
Josh is like the...
690
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,080
(JOSH BURPS)
(HOUSEMATES EXCLAIM)
691
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:18,160
Oh, I'm Josh.
692
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,640
I got tattoos and I can burp.
Go that way, mate!
693
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,120
You're up.
Yeah, dottie.
694
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:23,800
(TEEJAY BURPS)
695
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:24,960
(JAKE BURPS)
(JAKE LAUGHS)
696
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,000
(LEWIS BURPS)
697
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,640
Oh, it was horrible.
698
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,360
(DION BURPS)
I can't do it, man!
699
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,720
(JOSH BURPS)
700
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:31,920
(HOUSEMATES EXCLAIM)
701
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,360
Phenomenal!
Alright, Shrek!
702
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:34,640
That's disgusting.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
703
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:36,560
Alright, Shrek!
Better out than in.
704
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:37,640
(LAUGHS)
705
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,520
That's what I always say, Fiona.
706
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:42,920
(SONG PLAYS IN BACKGROUND)
707
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,240
Oh, fuck!
708
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,920
But it wasn't just burps
surfacing in my house.
709
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,800
Some secrets were surfacing too.
710
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:53,680
Ah, you dog!
711
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,200
Oh, no!
(TEEJAY LAUGHS)
712
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,080
Oh, you little minx!
713
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:00,680
Can I... Oh, no!
714
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,480
Oh, no, how bad?
Come on. Read it out.
715
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:03,720
Oh, I swear I get...
716
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,400
Ah, no, nothing about you.
717
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,480
It's all about me.
Oh, OK.
718
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:07,520
Um.
719
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:08,880
How many sexual partners
have you had?
720
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,920
(LAUGHTER)
(HOUSEMATE EXCLAIMS)
721
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,040
Oh, that's not great at all.
722
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,240
I'm not... Oh.
723
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,320
(HOUSEMATE CHUCKLES)
724
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:17,640
Big Brother, can I give you a...
725
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:18,800
(STAMMERS)
No!
726
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:19,840
Oh!
727
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:21,240
It has to be within ten.
Yeah.
728
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:22,280
No, not ten.
Yeah.
729
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:23,520
Tell him what you told us.
It's going to be...
730
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:24,720
No, it's to the dot.
You got to be honest.
731
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:25,880
The exact number.
Just estimate.
732
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:27,840
Say the number ya dog!
Yeah, just a... Yeah, just a...
733
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,800
Ah, look, I'm not proud
of this at all, Big Brother,
734
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,120
and I hope
that there's no relationships
735
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,160
that are breaking up...
736
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,200
Playing with her hair.
737
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:34,400
(OLI LAUGHS)
738
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:36,480
No, I'm not going to care.
Ah, you might.
739
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:37,800
(LAUGHTER)
Come on.
740
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,600
First name, last name basis.
Hurry up, Teejay.
741
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:44,760
Yeah.
(STAMMERS)
742
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,880
Over-over 200.
743
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,400
Oh, my god!
Oh!
744
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:53,080
Teejay is quite the little rabbit.
745
00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:54,120
Again I'm not proud of it
746
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:55,560
and it was the old me
and that's who I am anymore.
747
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,000
No, be proud of it, Teejay.
(HOUSEMATES APPLAUSE)
748
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:58,400
It's alright, Teejay.
Be proud of that, Teejay.
749
00:23:58,440 --> 00:23:59,440
Be proud that you're hot.
750
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:02,520
(JAKE CHUCKLES)
751
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,880
Mate, Teejay.
752
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:08,520
200 people, Teejay,
you've slept with.
753
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:12,120
Mate, where do you get the time
in the day to do that?
754
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,360
You need to teach me some tips.
755
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:16,840
Break some hearts, Big Brother.
756
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:17,880
No white.
757
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:22,240
But that wasn't the only big news
to drop at family dinner night.
758
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:23,760
Who are currently
the biggest threats
759
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,560
in the house and why?
760
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,400
OK, well, Lewis,
761
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,520
because you are the most loved
in the house.
762
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,280
Yeah.
No, I appreciate it.
763
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:32,480
And because
of your physical attributes,
764
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:33,960
you're going to win challenges,
you know what I mean?
765
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,640
Don't forget these bad boys, baby,
you know what I'm saying?
766
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:36,680
Yeah.
Yeah.
767
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:37,720
(TEEJAY LAUGHS)
Yeah.
768
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:38,760
These B cups in that tank top.
769
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,400
And you know what else
is a threat to the house?
770
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:41,520
Oh, we think we know.
771
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:43,280
Yeah.
Yeah.
772
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:45,000
Tell 'em, tell 'em,
tell 'em, big boss.
773
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:46,040
Oh, I don't have to tell 'em.
774
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:47,920
All you guys tell 'em for me
so I don't have to say nothing.
775
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:49,160
Are you ready? His...
776
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,160
(LAUGHTER)
777
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:03,600
This is Big Brother Uncut.
778
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:06,760
If we got married,
it'd be Bella Bella, your name.
779
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:09,040
(LAUGHTER)
780
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,360
How good's that?
781
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:11,760
The show that has the nerve
782
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,920
to bring you the steamiest action
in the Big Brother house.
783
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,680
Fuck, I have...
I have no feeling there.
784
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:18,920
I can't feel that.
You got no nerves?
785
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,440
You got...
Nah.
786
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:21,840
Oh!
That's the same as my nipple.
787
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:23,880
(MINEE LAUGHS)
788
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,240
Deadset.
789
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,080
Give you a ten.
His kink room nipples.
790
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:30,600
(MINEE CHUCKLES)
Kink room nipples.
791
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:31,880
I got no nerves
in my nipples anyway.
792
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:34,240
He got... he got the nipple clamps
in this kink room.
793
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,360
He loves to squeeze them.
794
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:36,600
These tits are bigger
than all of ours.
795
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,480
I know.
Good nipples too, aye?
796
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,640
Nah, they're...
they're too big.
797
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,320
I have the same nipples as him.
798
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:42,400
(GRACIEMAE LAUGHS)
799
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,160
Do I have the same nipples has him?
800
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,680
(MINEE LAUGHS)
801
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:46,920
Babe, you have seen them.
802
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,320
(DION SQUEALS)
Do we have the same?
803
00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:49,640
(LAUGHTER)
804
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:51,400
It's the show that lets you know
805
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:54,840
exactly what is going on
in the housemates' heads.
806
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:56,000
Getting ready with the girls
807
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,400
is my fav pastime at the moment.
808
00:25:58,440 --> 00:25:59,840
Yeah.
809
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:01,240
And staring at Josh.
810
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,280
(MADDI-ROSE LAUGHS)
(JAKE WHISTLES)
811
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,600
Josh, you hunk a spunk.
812
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,080
Hottest man in Australia.
813
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:09,400
I can't wait for my ex-boyfriend
to watch this
814
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,480
and see me hooking up with you.
815
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:11,560
I'm so pleased.
Oh!
816
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:12,640
(MADDI-ROSE LAUGHS)
817
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:13,920
And sometimes,
818
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,040
what's in our housemates' heads
819
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:19,440
can trigger a discussion
with many points of view.
820
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:20,960
I didn't realise how many, um, like,
821
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,120
massage parlours there are,
822
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,360
and how common it is
for people to go.
823
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,000
Oh, happy endings?
Yeah, happy ending ones.
824
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:26,320
Hold on.
825
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:29,720
So, my ex-boyfriend and I broke up,
right?
826
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:32,560
Then, when we started
to reconnect again...
827
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:33,840
Yeah.
828
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:35,840
..he thought, he was like,
"Have you ever cheated on me?"
829
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,200
And I was like, "Oh, god, no."
And then I was like, "Have you?"
830
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:39,640
And he was like, "Well, no."
He's like, "But..."
831
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:40,680
(JAKE CHUCKLES)
But...
832
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,240
"I did go and get a massage
and get a happy ending."
833
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:43,280
That's cheating.
834
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:44,640
And I was like...
(EXHALES)
835
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,560
That was my question the other day.
That's-that's cheating but...
836
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,640
And then... Hold on.
Yeah.
837
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:48,680
That's cheating.
Hold on.
838
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:49,720
100%.
839
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:51,160
He was telling me
that it wasn't cheating, right?
840
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:52,440
And then I was like,
"I can't believe it."
841
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:53,480
Like, I just had no idea.
842
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:54,640
How did you feel when you came home?
843
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,320
Like, did you feel like shit?
844
00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:57,360
He was like, "Yeah."
845
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:58,440
And I said, "How many times?"
846
00:26:58,480 --> 00:26:59,560
He goes, "Twice."
847
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:00,920
I said,
"So, you didn't feel bad enough
848
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:02,400
"so you went and did it again?"
849
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,880
But...
to not call that cheating.
850
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:08,360
Like, if I was in some dude's DMs,
he would... he would lose the plot.
851
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:09,600
And I was like,
"But it is cheating."
852
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,240
He's like, "It's not.
It wasn't emotional."
853
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,040
And I was like, "Oh, darls."
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
854
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,360
Do you think going on a date
855
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,520
or going to purely have sex
is worse?
856
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:19,600
Ah...
857
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,880
Like, you know, in a relationship
like with someone else?
858
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:23,320
They're both, they're both,
they're both...
859
00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:24,400
Ooh!
860
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:25,800
That's a good question.
861
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,120
You're both engaging
862
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:28,560
in something
that you shouldn't be doing.
863
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:29,840
You know, it's not right.
864
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:30,880
I think I'd rather do sex.
865
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,280
Like, them go and have sex
with someone than a date.
866
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:33,520
Are you going to have sex
after the date?
867
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,080
What do you mean, like,
you just don't want to go on a date?
868
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:36,120
No.
I think I would rather...
869
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:37,160
I mean,
if I was in a relationship...
870
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,200
Oh.
871
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,360
And they went on a date
with someone else,
872
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:40,720
or they just went
and had sex with someone else?
873
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:41,760
Ah.
874
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,040
And then when are you finding out?
Next day.
875
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,080
Doesn't matter, he just needs to...
876
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:45,120
Mine's the date because I'm like,
877
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,160
"Don't fucking mug me off."
878
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,480
'Cause I'd probably...
Mine's the date 100%.
879
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:48,520
What about strippers?
880
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:49,840
Do you reckon that's...
going to strippers...
881
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:50,960
Oh, stripper's fine.
I reckon fine...
882
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,240
I reckon that's cheating.
Strippers is fine?
883
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:53,440
I don't feel comfortable
with cheating.
884
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:54,480
Strippers is fine.
885
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:56,040
I feel like that's like
a little bit of a crossing line.
886
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:57,640
Nah, but not getting a lap dance.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
887
00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:58,680
If you go and watch them, sure.
888
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,120
If they're all over you, no.
889
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,760
What's your opinion
on watching porn?
890
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,160
Yeah, fine.
891
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,200
I'm here for it.
892
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,120
I don't think it's,
necessarily healthy.
893
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:07,320
I watch porn, so like...
894
00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:08,480
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
Or...
895
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,720
Like, OK,
or OnlyFans or generic porn?
896
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,240
That's a grey area.
Oh!
897
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:14,280
Oh, OnlyFans!
898
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:15,320
No, OnlyFans, though.
899
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,760
OnlyFans would be like...
because, you know...
900
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,200
OnlyFans is pushing it.
If you're working out cash.
901
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,240
That's bad.
902
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,480
But it's more ethical.
903
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,120
I don't know.
Ah!
904
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:23,240
Ethical porn.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
905
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:24,600
So, we're not about the individual,
906
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:25,640
we're about the relationship.
907
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:26,920
I don't know,
it depends on if he follows...
908
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:28,120
Wait, how does...
how does OnlyFans work?
909
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,560
Do you pay
and they can send you photos?
910
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,040
They-they tell you the price.
911
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:33,080
Is she live?
912
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:34,280
Is she there in the camera
913
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:35,480
with her clothes,
I'm like, oh, here's...
914
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:36,840
No, no, she takes a photo
and sends it to you.
915
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,920
I've... I've... I've never have
and never will subscribe
916
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:39,960
to a girl's OnlyFans.
917
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,920
I mean,
I'm glad the industry is popping off
918
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,240
for certain people,
I just wouldn't...
919
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:46,360
I'd... Mate, I'd troll the Internet
for something for free.
920
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,560
(CAMERA WHIRS)
921
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,520
Sharing a house can be tricky.
922
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,560
Do we have any...
do we have any toilet paper here?
923
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,200
And often you see more
than you bargained for.
924
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:55,760
So... Sorry, mate.
925
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:59,640
Can you guys let me know
when there's no penises out here?
926
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:01,840
Nah, they're...
they're completely nude.
927
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:03,320
They're completely nude.
928
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:04,440
At your own risk.
929
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,080
Hello, big boy.
930
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,840
I was... I was trying to get
some toilet paper.
931
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,200
I'm distracted now.
932
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:10,480
I don't know what I came for.
(LEWIS LAUGHS)
933
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:11,640
It is big isn't it?
934
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:12,760
I'm nothing! Oh!
935
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:13,840
Shower time? What are they doing?
936
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:15,680
Yeah,
but I'm just waiting for big dick
937
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:16,720
to get out of the shower.
938
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:17,960
(HOUSEMATES CHATTER)
Oh. Can I pee?
939
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,000
Can I walk past?
940
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:20,480
You're good,
you're good, you're good.
941
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,120
I want to see it.
(TAYLAH GIGGLES)
942
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,480
You're watching Big Brother Uncut.
943
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:33,640
(CAMERA WHIRS)
944
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,360
With the new intruders
in the house,
945
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,640
the boys are keen
to make a good impression.
946
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,560
Is this it? Yeah, this is it.
947
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:41,640
Nah, hey, it's a good fit.
948
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:42,680
It's the kit, hey?
949
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:43,840
Yeah, bro, that's a sick kit.
950
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:45,000
Thoughts? Yeah.
951
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,120
Oh, sometimes
I like looking at myself, hey?
952
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:50,200
(CHUCKLES)
953
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,320
Shut the fuck up.
954
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:52,360
When you're like moisturised up,
955
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:53,600
your skin's looking good,
you're like...
956
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,560
Bro... You know
every time I walk past a mirror...
957
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:57,640
You look.
958
00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:58,920
You... you slow down and look,
and you pout...
959
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,000
I do, or you do?
960
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:01,240
I pout and look and walk past.
961
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:02,640
At the mirror?
Yeah, well...
962
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,960
You know, you do the cheek suck in?
963
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,040
Yeah.
Yeah!
964
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:07,440
(TEEJAY LAUGHS)
965
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:08,560
What's that?
What's the cheek suck in?
966
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,000
Ready? Look at my face now.
967
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:12,600
It gives you little dimples there.
968
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,080
Yeah! And pout, pout a little bit.
969
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:15,160
No.
Pout.
970
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:16,200
(TEEJAY LAUGHS)
You're not...
971
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:17,240
What do you mean pout?
972
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:18,520
Suck in this bit here.
973
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:19,560
Suck this in.
974
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,240
And then press,
press your lips... a little bit.
975
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:22,560
Suck it in more.
Yeah.
976
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:23,680
And then press your lips.
977
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,520
Oh!
978
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:26,760
No way.
Oh!
979
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:27,880
See the definition
of the cheek bones?
980
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,440
I'm never doing, never doing that.
981
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:30,680
You'll see my flirt skills.
982
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:31,760
It... (STAMMERS)
983
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,360
It hasn't been on show yet.
984
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:34,480
Trust me.
985
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,360
I haven't done no flirting yet.
986
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:37,440
None whatsoever.
987
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:40,600
But it goes
a little something like this, right?
988
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,080
That was the look then.
Yep.
989
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,200
That was it then.
990
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:44,240
The blue steel look.
Do it again.
991
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:45,640
Alright, alright,
say I'm a chick at a bar, right.
992
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:46,880
I'm like chatting with my girls.
Me...
993
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,280
Me and Jakey are girls.
994
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:49,320
Here we go. Here we go.
995
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:50,400
Give us a look that you give.
996
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,360
Yada dadada.
997
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,440
Stop, dude!
998
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,000
Brah, that's hot.
999
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:57,040
That's hot. That's hot.
1000
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:58,360
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Even the cheeks, man.
1001
00:30:58,400 --> 00:30:59,400
You know that look. You...
1002
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:00,760
Once you figure out the look,
you know the look.
1003
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:03,160
I don't have Josh's jaw line.
1004
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:06,320
I, I don't have Lewis's height
but...
1005
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,680
(CHUCKLES)
1006
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:09,080
You see those moves, baby.
1007
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,440
Alright.
Let me see the tongue look.
1008
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:11,760
Ready? I got you.
I got you. Look at me.
1009
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,280
There's tongue.
1010
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:16,320
(HOUSEMATES EXCLAIM)
1011
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:17,880
I hate you, man.
1012
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:19,720
I got it all going on, you know?
1013
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:21,920
Bro, if we did it
at the same time, yeah?
1014
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:23,320
On three you wink, I'll tongue.
1015
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,120
Alright.
Ready? One, two, three.
1016
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,200
Ah!
1017
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:29,320
Bro, I'm telling you right now,
1018
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,760
whoever's back behind this, moist!
1019
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,680
Moist!
1020
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,200
This week,
1021
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,360
our housemates tackled
an age-old question.
1022
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,800
To be or not to be?
1023
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:44,120
If you woke up to a girl
1024
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:45,360
and she was trying
to circumcise ya...
1025
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:46,400
Oh.
1026
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:48,640
..because she likes
circumcised penises,
1027
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:51,080
but she was like, "I'm trying to,
I'm just trying to circumcise ya,"
1028
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:52,360
would you be like...
1029
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:53,440
What? You just circumcise?
1030
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:54,520
No way!
You'd let her?
1031
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,520
Wait, are you circumcised
or uncircumcised?
1032
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:57,680
I'm not.
I'm not.
1033
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,240
I'm not.
No.
1034
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:00,720
I have feelings.
1035
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:01,800
What?
1036
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:02,880
I'm not circumcised, no.
1037
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:03,960
Is that what you're asking?
Yeah.
1038
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,200
Nah.
Yeah, so I have feelings.
1039
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:06,240
No.
Oh, you're not.
1040
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:07,680
Oh, thank god.
You still have feelings, yeah.
1041
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:08,720
Do you like circumcised?
1042
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,200
I like uncircumcised.
1043
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:11,560
Aye.
Ari's the opposite.
1044
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:12,800
Ari likes circumcised.
1045
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,160
It looks like a mushroom anyway.
1046
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:17,760
Yeah.
With a hat or no hat.
1047
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:18,800
Mm.
1048
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:20,160
It does.
1049
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:21,240
Nah.
1050
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:22,320
(DION CHUCKLES)
1051
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,880
I've tried
a bit of both, you know, in my time.
1052
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:26,440
(LAUGHTER)
(MINEE CHUCKLES)
1053
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,440
This week, housemates made it
1054
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:32,160
to the halfway point of my game.
1055
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,240
Two weeks is a fucking good effort.
1056
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:34,320
Mm.
Yeah!
1057
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:35,600
I don't know
how they did the three months.
1058
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,240
It's gone quick.
And it was something to ponder.
1059
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:39,840
I feel like a month's enough
1060
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,240
if, you know,
if you make it to the end.
1061
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:42,320
Mm.
1062
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,960
Like how many deep
and meaningfuls can you have?
1063
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,040
Yeah.
1064
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:47,520
I think
I'm deep and meaningfulled out.
1065
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,400
I know legit everything
about everyone's lives.
1066
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,240
Oh.
You guys know everything.
1067
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,200
Fair time to not have sex, isn't it?
1068
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:54,640
Yeah.
1069
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,240
You'd be used to it.
A month is, ah...
1070
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:57,360
Yeah, you'd be like a monk.
1071
00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,000
I'm usually just fix myself up,
that's the hardest part.
1072
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:00,400
Be like Namaste.
Yeah, that's true.
1073
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,480
(JAKE OMS)
1074
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:03,680
Mate, after three days, I'm mental.
1075
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,080
Mate, I've...
I've woken up with sore nuts.
1076
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:06,200
They feel like they were bruised.
1077
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,200
Dude, blue-blue balls
is a real condition.
1078
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:09,600
It's a proper condition, I think.
1079
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,520
It's a legit thing.
1080
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:12,600
Yeah, fuck.
1081
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:13,640
You go up to Big Brother,
1082
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:14,920
"Big Brother,
I have a genuine condition.
1083
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,680
"I have blue balls.
I need to get this fixed right now."
1084
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:17,760
Yeah. Exactly.
1085
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,520
I need to see a medic.
(JAKE CHUCKLES)
1086
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,680
Something else our housemates
are thinking about
1087
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,280
at the halfway point of the game.
1088
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:27,400
(RAZOR BUZZES)
1089
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:28,880
Their hair.
1090
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,960
I might need one of you boys
to just stay here
1091
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,360
to just do the back of my head.
1092
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,520
Yeah, I got you, bro.
1093
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:36,240
I'm going to need
a little something something soon
1094
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:37,280
because mine's...
1095
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:38,960
I start to look like
a microphone real quick.
1096
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:43,280
Big bro,
my fade's kind of deteriorating.
1097
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,320
Hmm, I've noticed.
1098
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:46,480
Dion's definitely too.
1099
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:47,760
A little bit more support
at the back
1100
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,000
so it doesn't look like
it's too high.
1101
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:50,080
Mmm.
1102
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:51,800
And what we've done here
is we've-we've really hooked you up
1103
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:53,680
here with these, um,
these Wahl clippers,
1104
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:55,280
so, we've bought the fade
a little bit higher.
1105
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:56,360
Oh, mate.
1106
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:57,920
This really accentuates your...
your nice head shape.
1107
00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:59,000
Yeah.
Um.
1108
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:00,040
OK.
Um.
1109
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,320
Now what do I recommend doing
is using dry soap
1110
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:02,920
and a little bit of sea salt spray
and you're messing it up.
1111
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,080
Oh, wow.
1112
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:05,680
I'm not me
without a fresh fade, Big Brother.
1113
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,720
And you want the un...
1114
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:09,480
You want the uninterrupted me.
1115
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:13,600
The interrupted you
is still very entertaining.
1116
00:34:13,639 --> 00:34:15,800
Yes.
Yeah, this is sexy.
1117
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,480
But I-I feel more comfortable
1118
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,360
to have a fresh fade
which we all do.
1119
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:20,400
(RAZOR BUZZES)
1120
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:21,600
I was trying to explain to the girls
1121
00:34:21,639 --> 00:34:23,719
how much a fade can build up
a man's confidence.
1122
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:24,920
Bro.
1123
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,280
And I was like,
you don't understand, like,
1124
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:27,880
you're made, you think
your make up changes you.
1125
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:28,920
You'll never.
1126
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,280
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
1127
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:31,480
She was like,
"But we don't notice that."
1128
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:33,199
I was like, "Don't say that ever."
1129
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:34,840
A good...
a good fade can take a man
1130
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,560
from the four
to like an, a seven, eight.
1131
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,440
Oh, bro! Up the top!
1132
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:39,880
Seriously.
And if he's got a dog as well...
1133
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:40,960
Oh!
Ten.
1134
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,080
A 12.
Mm!
1135
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,400
If he's got a dog as well.
1136
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:44,880
That's so true though.
1137
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:46,400
A dog just adds things for men.
1138
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,120
You look good.
No, I don't.
1139
00:34:48,159 --> 00:34:49,280
I look like a microphone.
1140
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:51,520
I look like a tanned earbud.
1141
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:53,400
This is a matter of life and death.
1142
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:56,199
Kind of.
1143
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:57,480
(RAZOR BUZZES)
1144
00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:58,560
Busy day today, bro?
1145
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,400
(LAUGHTER)
1146
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:12,800
This is Big Brother Uncut.
1147
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:13,920
All the housemates
1148
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:17,120
have sort of found their place
in their new home.
1149
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,440
Taylah has taken on the mum role.
1150
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,040
Honestly, every time
I find myself feeling like,
1151
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:23,080
a bit homesick,
1152
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,720
I just start cleaning
and I feel 100 times better.
1153
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,480
So, I'm happy to do that.
1154
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,400
Oh, that's my go-to thing now.
1155
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,320
That's my me time.
1156
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,000
Minee is the undisputed Queen.
1157
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,520
I'm going to walk around like this.
Fuck this.
1158
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:38,360
I-I look gorgeous
with this crown on.
1159
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:39,480
Let me enjoy my moment.
1160
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:40,840
(MINEE LAUGHS)
1161
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:43,600
But Dion and Teejay,
1162
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:47,520
well, they are trying to establish
who is top dog.
1163
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,080
I-I was an Alpha
ever since I was born.
1164
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,640
I'm the eldest
and I delivered my mum's first born.
1165
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:52,920
You know, when I wash my hands...
1166
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:54,360
Yeah.
..I clean the water.
1167
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,320
So, the boogeyman is scared of me.
1168
00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:58,360
Wow.
1169
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:01,360
You know, when I get arrested,
I drive the cops to the station.
1170
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,080
I slammed a revolving door.
1171
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:04,120
Wow.
1172
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:07,000
When I sneeze, I bless you.
1173
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,960
Wow!
1174
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,040
(TEEJAY CHUCKLES)
Wow, wow!
1175
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:12,080
Yeah!
Keep going, keep going.
1176
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,080
Well, I stung a bee once.
1177
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:16,640
Yeah?
Yeah.
1178
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:18,160
Sting.
Wow.
1179
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,920
You know when I turned 18
and left the house, I told my dad,
1180
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,240
"You're the man of the house now."
1181
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:23,840
Oh, wow!
1182
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,520
Wow, wow!
1183
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,120
I hide under the boogieman's bed.
1184
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,080
Oh, wow!
Yeah, yeah.
1185
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:30,720
Wait, wait, come here.
Yeah, yeah.
1186
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,240
You know the movie 'Rocky'?
Heh.
1187
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:34,560
It was a depiction of my life.
1188
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,200
Nah, that's weak.
1189
00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:37,360
That was weak, yeah?
That's weak. Yeah.
1190
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:38,520
I had really good ones
all of the time.
1191
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:39,840
Yeah, that was weak.
1192
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:40,920
That was weak.
1193
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,320
While Dion and Teejay
1194
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,400
were one upping each other
mum Taylah,
1195
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:50,040
was busy doing everyone's chores
getting my house shipshape.
1196
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:51,680
To Taylah for making the beds.
1197
00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:54,320
(OLI APPLAUSE)
Oh, yeah, 100%, babes.
1198
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:55,480
She fucking spent hours doing that.
1199
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:56,560
Right.
1200
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,920
I asked her if she wanted help
and she tried to fight me.
1201
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:00,440
Taylah, not all heroes wear capes.
1202
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:01,840
It was therapy for me, OK?
1203
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:05,800
She's just not great in bed,
she's also great at doing beds.
1204
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,640
Correct.
(MINEE CHUCKLES)
1205
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:09,000
Yeah, if you're giving sex advice,
1206
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:10,560
you must be awesome in the sack,
Taylah.
1207
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:11,600
You know what?
1208
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:14,400
I have to do disclaimers
every couple of months on my TikTok
1209
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,440
just to remind everyone
that I am a pillow princess.
1210
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:23,640
(HOUSEMATE CHUCKLES)
1211
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:26,520
And I don't do
any of the moves that I talk about.
1212
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,800
Just so my expectations
aren't too high.
1213
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,480
That's a good one
because then you can whip out moves
1214
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:32,520
and then they're like,
1215
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,520
"Oh, shit, she's actually
not a pillow princess."
1216
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,120
You start from the very bottom.
1217
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:37,320
Make you... Yeah.
1218
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:38,440
Make it better from there.
1219
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:39,840
And every now
and then you whip something out.
1220
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:41,280
You don't want to go
too high, you know?
1221
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:42,560
No. Correct.
1222
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:48,560
As for Dion's expectations, well,
they've been exceeded in my house.
1223
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,160
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
1224
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,920
Wassup!
Wassup!
1225
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:55,720
Man, there's some times in life
1226
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,240
you get really good friendships,
and this is one of them.
1227
00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:59,280
Wassup!
1228
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:00,880
(LAUGHTER)
1229
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,360
I don't know.
1230
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:05,120
Friendships that are just
really genuine and special.
1231
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:06,320
Oh, my days.
1232
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,040
All my days.
1233
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:11,720
I, look, honestly,
everyone in this house is so loving.
1234
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:13,560
You've got my heart.
You've got my mind.
1235
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,400
I think about you all the time.
1236
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,200
(GRACIEMAE GIGGLES)
You'd make...
1237
00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:20,760
Honestly, and I'm saying no fib,
you'd make an incredible wife.
1238
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:21,840
(GRACIEMAE GASPS)
1239
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:23,840
Oh, that was really nice, Dion.
1240
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:25,440
Nah, honestly,
you'd-you'd make an incredible wife.
1241
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:26,520
That was very nice. That's...
1242
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,240
There's two compliments
that women love,
1243
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,240
you'd be an incredible wife
and an incredible mother.
1244
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:33,160
You'd make an incredible partner,
wife time forever.
1245
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:34,200
(GRACIEMAE GASPS)
1246
00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:35,440
That's like, the sweetest thing
1247
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:36,840
anyone has ever said to me.
1248
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:38,080
Nah. That's what I see in ya.
1249
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:39,520
Honestly.
1250
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:42,960
Funny, witty, good vibes.
1251
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,480
She's just amazing.
1252
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:47,080
Australia's going to fall in love
with Graciemae.
1253
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:48,680
I, without a doubt.
1254
00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:50,760
Another one.
1255
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,000
I didn't like Teejay at the start,
1256
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,040
but I fell in love with the bloke.
1257
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:54,080
Yeah?
OK, you go, you go.
1258
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:55,400
(LAUGHTER)
1259
00:38:56,680 --> 00:39:01,000
So, I've never met someone
that could meet my energy.
1260
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:02,040
I've never, honestly,
1261
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:05,960
met anyone that could meet my energy
on a constant level.
1262
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,440
Now, there's people
that can turn it up,
1263
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:09,840
but they can only turn it up
for an hour.
1264
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,960
For so long.
1265
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,000
Constant, baby.
1266
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:14,040
Right.
Mm.
1267
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:15,080
I've never.
1268
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:16,360
Do you appreciate it,
or do you not like it?
1269
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:17,400
I love it.
1270
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,760
That's why I can now take
a step back
1271
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,160
and just admire your work.
1272
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:21,200
(TEEJAY LAUGHS)
1273
00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:23,000
Because in my head
I'm looking to me.
1274
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,320
(TEEJAY LAUGHS)
1275
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:25,400
That's smart.
1276
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:26,760
Honest to god, you're amazing.
1277
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:28,200
Ah, I love you, bro. Thank you.
Yeah.
1278
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:33,240
If you go on a bender
with anyone for 36 hours,
1279
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,040
you're going to have
an unbreakable bond.
1280
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:36,800
And that's what I've got right now
with Taylah.
1281
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:38,080
I adore this girl.
1282
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:39,160
(DION CHUCKLES)
1283
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,320
You know what I'm really glad about?
1284
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:41,400
I could...
1285
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:42,640
I can lay next to you
1286
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,840
and not say a word to you
and still be really comfortable.
1287
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,680
I really enjoy your company,
1288
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:48,120
and literally,
we don't have to talk and I still...
1289
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:49,200
I don't have to...
1290
00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:51,160
And I got up going,
"That was great."
1291
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:52,320
Yeah.
1292
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:53,960
Same.
1293
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,160
It's so fun.
1294
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:56,240
That's when you...
1295
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,080
That's like,
proper friendship but...
1296
00:39:58,120 --> 00:39:59,600
Yeah, I agree.
1297
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:01,200
The highlight
in the Big Brother house
1298
00:40:01,240 --> 00:40:05,800
is honestly
all the unexpected friendships.
1299
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,200
Just do this, Tay.
(JOSH CHUCKLES)
1300
00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:08,360
Yeah.
(OLI LAUGHS)
1301
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:09,400
Put it near his mouth.
1302
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:10,720
I've made really good connections
1303
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:11,760
with everyone in this house.
1304
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,600
It looks like
you've got two hands on it.
1305
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:14,760
(TAY GASPS)
1306
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,120
(LAUGHTER)
1307
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:17,160
Josh!
1308
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,160
(LAUGHTER)
1309
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:20,640
(HOUSEMATES EXCLAIM)
1310
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:21,720
I'm pretty confident
1311
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:24,160
that the whole house
feels the exact same way.
1312
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:25,200
Ah!
1313
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:26,840
Just got fisted, bro.
You just got fisted.
1314
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:28,320
This reminds me of school camp.
1315
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:30,240
Like, you know,
being with all your boys,
1316
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:31,320
all your mates.
1317
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,080
It's friendship
that like none other.
1318
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:34,640
It's unbreakable.
1319
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:36,240
There's someone else
that needs to be fisted now.
1320
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,280
(LAUGHTER)
1321
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:42,800
Jake!
1322
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:47,040
You know, you know
that no matter what happens,
1323
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:48,720
at any point in time
1324
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,280
you're always
just going to come together
1325
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:53,040
and have a laugh
when it's needed the most.
1326
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:54,560
Oh, my days.
1327
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:57,000
I'm so thankful.
1328
00:40:57,040 --> 00:41:00,040
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