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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,458 We'll be voting soon. 4 00:01:10,083 --> 00:01:11,417 Who will you vote for? 5 00:01:12,167 --> 00:01:17,458 To refresh my memory, I dug out this old book. 6 00:01:18,208 --> 00:01:20,917 A masterpiece of imagination and wit. 7 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:26,292 It's called The Constitution of the Italian Republic. 8 00:01:27,208 --> 00:01:28,958 Let's start at the beginning. 9 00:01:29,042 --> 00:01:30,750 Article one: 10 00:01:30,833 --> 00:01:35,292 "Italy is a democratic Republic founded on labor. 11 00:01:35,875 --> 00:01:38,833 Sovereignty belongs to the people." 12 00:01:39,958 --> 00:01:41,500 That's a laugh to start with. 13 00:02:00,667 --> 00:02:02,750 Let me tell you this story. 14 00:02:02,833 --> 00:02:06,667 I was in Caserta yesterday with my friend Giansanti. 15 00:02:06,750 --> 00:02:09,958 A young man called Carlo came up to me. 16 00:02:10,042 --> 00:02:14,333 He scowled at me and said: "Honorable Spagnolo… 17 00:02:14,417 --> 00:02:16,458 {\an8}I can't afford to get ill, 18 00:02:17,083 --> 00:02:19,125 {\an8}as I have no money for medicines. 19 00:02:19,208 --> 00:02:24,000 {\an8}I can't afford to get married, because I'm unemployed. 20 00:02:24,083 --> 00:02:27,625 {\an8}What am I supposed to do? 21 00:02:27,708 --> 00:02:30,000 {\an8}Should I kill myself?" 22 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:32,417 {\an8}I took him aside and said: 23 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:35,750 {\an8}"Carlo, unlike my fellow candidates, 24 00:02:35,833 --> 00:02:39,625 {\an8}I say you have a right to a future." 25 00:02:40,250 --> 00:02:43,625 {\an8}But there won't be a future for this country 26 00:02:43,708 --> 00:02:47,125 {\an8}without these three essential words 27 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:51,917 {\an8}which are: work, security, and family! 28 00:03:02,083 --> 00:03:05,500 {\an8}- Good morning! How are things? - How do you think? 29 00:03:05,583 --> 00:03:08,333 {\an8}Tired? You've only just clocked on. 30 00:03:08,417 --> 00:03:12,458 Doctor, my false teeth have fallen in this bottle. 31 00:03:12,542 --> 00:03:15,792 Annibale, that's not a bottle. You mustn't drink from it. 32 00:03:15,875 --> 00:03:18,833 - Can you help me get them out? - Ask Debora. 33 00:03:18,917 --> 00:03:21,250 - Help him. - If he keeps his hands off me. 34 00:03:21,333 --> 00:03:23,417 - Darling! - Yeah… 35 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:26,250 Watch it, I'll chop those hands off. 36 00:03:26,333 --> 00:03:29,333 Marisa, you're looking lovely today! 37 00:03:29,833 --> 00:03:33,333 Stop being so nice or I might fall in love with you. 38 00:03:33,417 --> 00:03:37,250 - I might fall in love too! - The heart machine… 39 00:03:37,333 --> 00:03:40,458 - The electrocardiogram. - It's not working today either. 40 00:03:40,542 --> 00:03:43,125 Leave it to me. Let Santini examine you. 41 00:03:43,833 --> 00:03:46,083 {\an8}- I'm over here! - Go to her. 42 00:03:46,167 --> 00:03:47,208 {\an8}Ok! 43 00:03:47,542 --> 00:03:49,917 {\an8}- Darling! How are things? - Fine. 44 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,292 - How many mgs are you giving him? - Forty-five. 45 00:03:52,375 --> 00:03:55,708 We'll kill him with 45. I said no more than 20. 46 00:03:55,792 --> 00:03:59,417 - This bitch will kill me! - How dare you, Cesare! 47 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:02,500 The trade unionists want to talk to you. 48 00:04:02,583 --> 00:04:05,958 {\an8}Please, I don't have time for these things! 49 00:04:06,667 --> 00:04:08,750 {\an8}Dr. D'Onofrio, excuse me… 50 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:12,917 The ECG and dialysis machine are broken. Ten patients need them. 51 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,708 - What do you want me to do? - You're the consultant. 52 00:04:15,792 --> 00:04:20,458 - Where do I send the patients? - I'm talking to Dr. Tommasi! 53 00:04:22,208 --> 00:04:24,208 - Forgive me. - Right. 54 00:04:24,792 --> 00:04:26,792 Go fuck yourself! 55 00:04:28,542 --> 00:04:29,583 {\an8}Take another. 56 00:04:33,875 --> 00:04:36,458 - Thank you, goodbye. - How did it go? 57 00:04:37,208 --> 00:04:40,000 Fine, I think. Good luck, everyone. 58 00:04:40,083 --> 00:04:44,792 What a jinx! She means "break a leg". 59 00:04:44,875 --> 00:04:47,083 - Susanna Spagnolo? - Over here! 60 00:04:47,167 --> 00:04:51,000 You're an amazing actress, the part's yours. Show them! 61 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:53,625 This way. 62 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:01,792 They'll beat the bitch up this time. 63 00:05:02,583 --> 00:05:07,958 As the resigning managing director, I wish to thank the board 64 00:05:08,042 --> 00:05:11,667 for the trust and respect it has shown me over the years. 65 00:05:12,542 --> 00:05:15,458 She wants some work experience. Look at these tits! 66 00:05:15,542 --> 00:05:19,375 - I'll give her some experience! - Don't make me laugh. 67 00:05:20,833 --> 00:05:22,958 - This one's a lawyer. - He's black. 68 00:05:23,833 --> 00:05:28,500 - It'll show we're democratic. - If you say so… 69 00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:31,833 That is why my successor must be 70 00:05:31,917 --> 00:05:34,083 a reliable and honest person, 71 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:39,750 and therefore I will recommend our head of personnel, Valerio Spagnolo. 72 00:05:39,833 --> 00:05:42,167 Hey! He's called your name. 73 00:05:43,292 --> 00:05:45,292 Yes, here I'm! 74 00:05:45,375 --> 00:05:49,333 I'm very excited about this, so thank you. 75 00:05:50,208 --> 00:05:54,750 - As bright as ever. - This company is facing a battle. 76 00:05:54,833 --> 00:06:00,000 Place your trust in me and I'll triumph like Napoleon at Waterloo. 77 00:06:00,750 --> 00:06:04,167 Spagnolo, Napoleon was defeated at Waterloo. 78 00:06:04,250 --> 00:06:06,583 Yes, but with dignity. 79 00:06:08,792 --> 00:06:15,292 {\an8}Manlio has a garage full of customers 80 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:20,458 {\an8}and he can't go to his wife who's giving birth on the ring road. 81 00:06:20,542 --> 00:06:23,583 {\an8}You're an interior decorator 82 00:06:23,667 --> 00:06:26,625 {\an8}and you don't know what to do. 83 00:06:27,083 --> 00:06:32,417 {\an8}You're desperate, so you call the woman's gynecologist, Doctor… 84 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:36,167 {\an8}- Sassone. - Got that? Perfect. Camera! 85 00:06:37,542 --> 00:06:40,292 {\an8}- I reckon this one will do. - Rolling! 86 00:06:40,958 --> 00:06:42,000 {\an8}Action! 87 00:06:43,333 --> 00:06:46,042 {\an8}Dr. Sassone, this is Alessandra Cossuto. 88 00:06:46,125 --> 00:06:50,042 {\an8}The lady is having terrible contractions. 89 00:06:50,833 --> 00:06:53,250 {\an8}What shall I do? Tell me! 90 00:06:53,833 --> 00:06:54,875 {\an8}Now! 91 00:06:56,792 --> 00:06:59,083 - Is she for real? - Kick her out. 92 00:07:00,833 --> 00:07:05,417 {\an8}We have to give her the part, she's the Hon. Spagnolo's daughter. 93 00:07:08,125 --> 00:07:11,042 What a crap country this is! 94 00:07:11,875 --> 00:07:15,000 THREE CHEERS FOR ITALY 95 00:07:21,250 --> 00:07:22,833 Goodbye. 96 00:07:22,917 --> 00:07:27,292 - A photo with my wife? - I can never refuse a pretty girl. 97 00:07:27,375 --> 00:07:29,000 Smile, my lovely! 98 00:07:31,292 --> 00:07:34,292 Sometimes nature can be so cruel! 99 00:07:35,417 --> 00:07:39,917 This is my cousin Marco. You asked me for someone reliable. 100 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,875 That's right. This is the psychopath 101 00:07:43,958 --> 00:07:45,708 who's following my daughter, a… 102 00:07:45,792 --> 00:07:47,542 - Stalker. - Right. 103 00:07:47,625 --> 00:07:51,000 He's not dangerous but my daughter is terrified. 104 00:07:51,083 --> 00:07:53,208 Her name's Susanna, she's a bit unusual. 105 00:07:53,292 --> 00:07:55,250 Guard her round the clock. 106 00:07:55,333 --> 00:07:58,083 - Do a good job. - Marco's amazing. 107 00:07:58,167 --> 00:08:00,542 He was an actor before he became a bodyguard. 108 00:08:00,625 --> 00:08:03,583 "Learn a trade and put it aside." 109 00:08:03,667 --> 00:08:07,250 Fortunately you'll always find work with people like me. 110 00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:09,375 Thank you, sir. 111 00:08:10,083 --> 00:08:12,292 It well went, no? 112 00:08:12,375 --> 00:08:17,292 It's all sorted, Valerio will take over my job. 113 00:08:17,375 --> 00:08:21,250 - Good. - I had a hard job convincing them. 114 00:08:21,333 --> 00:08:25,500 Your son is not what you would call bright, is he? 115 00:08:25,583 --> 00:08:28,000 You're no genius either. 116 00:08:28,083 --> 00:08:32,167 I got you the TV job and you don't have cable TV. 117 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:33,917 Well… 118 00:08:36,417 --> 00:08:38,292 Why do you stay here? 119 00:08:38,375 --> 00:08:41,667 Nothing works, you're underpaid and always bitter. 120 00:08:42,208 --> 00:08:45,833 I adore this beautiful building, can't you see? 121 00:08:45,917 --> 00:08:50,208 Come to Boston with me, researchers get paid three times as much. 122 00:08:50,292 --> 00:08:52,542 I can't leave this poor wretch. 123 00:08:52,625 --> 00:08:56,792 You might earn more there, but I would feel lost. 124 00:08:56,875 --> 00:09:00,250 Without Rome football team, my friends, my girlfriend… 125 00:09:00,333 --> 00:09:01,958 - Lasagna. - I'd go crazy. 126 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,083 Well? 127 00:09:03,667 --> 00:09:05,167 Calm down. 128 00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:09,167 The red ball's closest, so Annibale gets the point. 129 00:09:09,250 --> 00:09:13,042 - There, get stuffed! - Go fuck yourself! 130 00:09:13,125 --> 00:09:16,083 - Come on, Cesare! - It's no use rejoicing. 131 00:09:16,167 --> 00:09:19,625 You'll be in your coffin in a few days. And don't yell. 132 00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:26,333 - Miss Spagnolo. - What do you want? 133 00:09:26,417 --> 00:09:28,417 - I'm Marco. - I'm calling the police! 134 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:30,792 Your father sent me, I'm the new… 135 00:09:30,875 --> 00:09:34,042 Sorry, my mind was elsewhere. 136 00:09:34,125 --> 00:09:36,625 I wasn't thinking. 137 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:40,167 I'll wait for you in the car. 138 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:43,208 Yes, I'll be right down after my appointment. 139 00:09:48,375 --> 00:09:52,500 - Why are you seeing a dietitian? - To lose weight. 140 00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:53,875 Look at this tummy! 141 00:09:55,583 --> 00:09:56,750 Right. 142 00:09:59,208 --> 00:10:03,792 - Tell me, I will understand. - I might put your life in danger. 143 00:10:06,708 --> 00:10:09,542 Good evening, I'm home! 144 00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:11,375 Tell me your secret. 145 00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:16,625 - Dad's back! - Leave me alone. 146 00:10:16,708 --> 00:10:20,000 - Do you know who killed Peppino? - No. 147 00:10:20,083 --> 00:10:25,000 - Have you paid the maid? - Let me hear who killed Peppino. 148 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:27,208 What are you watching? 149 00:10:27,292 --> 00:10:32,667 - Do you need to talk right now? - Take your mother to a neurologist. 150 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:36,667 - I didn't hear what he said. - I asked a question. 151 00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:41,000 Keep quiet when Land of Regrets is on, OK? 152 00:10:41,083 --> 00:10:43,250 - Did you hear what she said? - She's right. 153 00:10:44,583 --> 00:10:46,083 I'll go and get some bromide. 154 00:10:47,292 --> 00:10:50,417 See how I feel the sentiment 155 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:55,167 I feel, I feel the sentiment Sentiment, I feel the sentiment 156 00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:10,208 Darn it! 157 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:17,875 - Do you like it? It's burlesque. - Carry on, get a move on. 158 00:11:17,958 --> 00:11:21,917 Get me a job in a TV drama and I'll show you my booty. 159 00:11:23,125 --> 00:11:25,750 - What do you say? - I'm not feeling well. 160 00:11:25,833 --> 00:11:28,208 I know, I have this effect on people. 161 00:11:28,875 --> 00:11:30,750 Call an ambulance. 162 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,250 Oh God! 163 00:11:36,625 --> 00:11:39,208 - I'm the Honorable Spagnolo's son. - Lucky you! 164 00:11:39,292 --> 00:11:42,042 - How's my father? - How are you? 165 00:11:42,125 --> 00:11:46,833 Stand up straight, you're so pale. Get a juice and sit down. 166 00:11:46,917 --> 00:11:50,333 - Over here? - I'll find out how your father is. 167 00:11:50,417 --> 00:11:53,750 - Thanks. - Michele, please don't die! 168 00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:59,917 - Do you mean Michele… - Michele Spagnolo. 169 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,917 He promised me my own programme, but what if he dies? 170 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:08,292 I can't take any more! I've been working my butt off for years! 171 00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:13,417 - I should have become a whore. - I'm his son, Valerio Spagnolo. 172 00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:18,417 - Are you a politician, too? - No. 173 00:12:19,458 --> 00:12:21,458 You see, I just knew it! 174 00:12:21,542 --> 00:12:25,333 You'd better go now, you're tired and distraught. 175 00:12:25,417 --> 00:12:27,667 Here's some money to get a taxi. 176 00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:31,208 Next time I give it to someone, I want to see a medical certificate! 177 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:34,625 - Good, go now. Hello… - How is Dad? 178 00:12:34,708 --> 00:12:37,583 - What are you wearing? - I was at a costume party. 179 00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:42,083 - Who was that? - That was… the anesthetist. 180 00:12:42,167 --> 00:12:44,792 A great professional, very sensitive woman. 181 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:49,625 - Where the fuck is the exit? - Down there, go on. 182 00:12:49,708 --> 00:12:51,625 Let's sit down here, Mom. 183 00:13:03,167 --> 00:13:06,458 - Mr. Spagnolo's family? - Well, doctor? 184 00:13:06,542 --> 00:13:09,292 - Are you his wife? - Yes, my children are here too. 185 00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:11,333 - All except one. - That's no loss. 186 00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:16,000 - The usual funny guy! - Einstein's here, family's complete. 187 00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:19,083 - What are you wearing? - I was at a party. 188 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:23,792 The worst is over, but we suspect frontoparietal dementia. 189 00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:28,417 - We'll know in a few days' time. - All I understood was "dementia". 190 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:30,750 That's all you would understand. 191 00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:36,000 Please, take it easy! 192 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:39,917 The Honorable Spagnolo is much better. Everything's under control. 193 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:43,208 He's with his family and he's very serene. 194 00:13:43,292 --> 00:13:45,875 Go fuck yourselves, all of you! 195 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:49,417 - Dad, that's enough. - Quiet! I can't stand that lisp! 196 00:13:51,292 --> 00:13:55,833 At the moment your husband is unable to show any restraint. 197 00:13:55,917 --> 00:13:59,250 He says whatever comes to mind, including swear words. 198 00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:03,792 - A bit like Tourette syndrome? - Much worse than that. 199 00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:06,792 How much do you eat? You look like a wild boar. 200 00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:08,750 - How dare you! - Warthog! 201 00:14:08,833 --> 00:14:10,583 - Idiot! - Dickhead! 202 00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:13,750 - Shit! - Antonio! Have you gone mad? 203 00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:16,625 You look like a pair of sumo wrestlers! 204 00:14:16,708 --> 00:14:21,250 As you can see, he is compelled to tell the truth. 205 00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:26,417 Doctor, are you still talking to that idiot son of mine? 206 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:29,833 - It's the truth! - A man who married that slut… 207 00:14:29,917 --> 00:14:32,583 - Look at her. - Valerio! Did you hear that? 208 00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:34,375 He's very sick. 209 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,500 - Shits! - Thanks. 210 00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:39,667 Riccardo, what numbers shall I choose? 211 00:14:40,417 --> 00:14:43,917 Bet on… all even numbers. 212 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,958 I'll bet on all odd numbers then. 213 00:14:47,042 --> 00:14:51,000 It's a tactic. I've won three times with it. 214 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:54,125 I don't understand why you won't go and see your dad. 215 00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:59,292 I haven't spoken to him for 20 years, and I'm glad. 216 00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:01,792 One day you'll tell me why. 217 00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:04,208 One day I'll tell you why. 218 00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:07,333 Are you crazy? 219 00:15:08,167 --> 00:15:09,833 Someone might see. 220 00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:14,167 GOOD AFTERNOON ITALY 221 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:23,042 Welcome to Good Afternoon Italy and Susanna Spagnolo's tragedy. 222 00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:26,833 - How's your father now? - He's improving. 223 00:15:26,917 --> 00:15:28,833 The worst is over. 224 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,500 - I'm sorry. - Don't be, we all love you. 225 00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:42,583 It's the stalker! 226 00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:45,875 Susanna looks very beautiful when she's upset, doesn't she? 227 00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:49,875 Get out of here! 228 00:15:49,958 --> 00:15:52,958 What did your father say to you? 229 00:15:53,042 --> 00:15:55,917 Before coming here, Dad… 230 00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:01,458 - Hugged me tight and said… - I don't care… 231 00:16:01,542 --> 00:16:05,875 I don't care if you're an actress, working in films or on TV… 232 00:16:05,958 --> 00:16:08,250 you'll always be my little girl. 233 00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:10,833 Call her an actress? 234 00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:14,042 Quiet, you trollop! 235 00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:17,250 Such sweetness. Future plans? 236 00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:20,375 - I'll kill you! - We're about to start filming… 237 00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:24,667 the TV series The Car Electricians and I'm all wired up! 238 00:16:27,958 --> 00:16:32,708 So witty! She should conduct this, not that woman with connections. 239 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:35,792 - That's my wife! - A true professional! 240 00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:38,375 Perhaps you'll be working with Max one day. 241 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,042 I'd love to work with such a beautiful brilliant actress. 242 00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:45,833 Careful, that's practically a declaration! 243 00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:49,125 Susanna, be careful not to fall for Max's charm. 244 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:53,167 I don't think so, I'm not an easy girl to win over. 245 00:16:58,417 --> 00:16:59,542 Careful. 246 00:16:59,625 --> 00:17:03,292 You be careful, you dwarf. I've got good legs. 247 00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:07,708 - Welcome back. How are you? - Not bad, thank God. 248 00:17:07,792 --> 00:17:10,292 You're as ugly as ever. 249 00:17:11,167 --> 00:17:14,792 Your husband's right to betray you with that black woman! 250 00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:20,708 - What do you mean? - Yes, with the Nigerian maid! 251 00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:24,375 They've been screwing for ages. Everyone knows that! 252 00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:27,833 - Let's go. - Have a nice day and happy humping. 253 00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:29,625 Oh goodness! 254 00:17:29,708 --> 00:17:33,042 - Remember the girl at the hospital? - The anesthetist? 255 00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:36,417 She wasn't an anesthetist, Dad was screwing her. 256 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:40,417 Oh God! She was horrible, with a huge backside. 257 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:45,958 - Mom mustn't find out about it. - Don't worry, she won't. 258 00:17:46,042 --> 00:17:48,167 You're a pig! 259 00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:51,250 - You're a jinx. - I've stuck by you for 40 years! 260 00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:52,875 You shouldn't have done it! 261 00:17:52,958 --> 00:17:54,333 You make me sick! 262 00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:57,458 All this fuss over a screw! 263 00:17:57,542 --> 00:18:00,625 - Did you hear that? - It's not a big deal. 264 00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:03,875 It was only a fling, Dad loves you. Don't you? 265 00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:07,625 Love her? She's been under my feet for 40 years! 266 00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:10,250 - Quiet! - You disgust me! 267 00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:14,875 - I hate you! - Mom, Dad's very sick. 268 00:18:14,958 --> 00:18:19,542 He was wrong to betray you, but it only happened once. 269 00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:23,667 - Right, Dad? - Three hundred times actually. 270 00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:27,208 - Dad, please! - Five hundred if you include the whores. 271 00:18:27,292 --> 00:18:31,042 - I'm packing my bags! - Mom, it was only sex. 272 00:18:31,792 --> 00:18:35,250 I have never done filthy things with Mr. Spagnolo. 273 00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:39,667 Because you're a hag! Do you want a taste of this meat? 274 00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:44,000 Article 29: 275 00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:47,583 "The Republic recognizes the rights of the family 276 00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:51,208 as a natural society founded on marriage." 277 00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:54,000 That's why no one gets married! 278 00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:57,250 - Mom, it's all under control. - Be quiet, you idiot! 279 00:18:59,375 --> 00:19:01,417 - Where's she going? - To our holiday home. 280 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:05,958 You're a racist, yet you screw black women, you pervert! 281 00:19:06,042 --> 00:19:07,958 You go back to Africa! 282 00:19:08,042 --> 00:19:11,708 I'm not a hag. I'm interesting. 283 00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:16,125 - What a day! - What are we going to do with Dad? 284 00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:21,125 I've divided the days into shifts. 285 00:19:21,208 --> 00:19:25,583 Riccardo is pink, Susanna green and I'm orange. What? 286 00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:26,667 Can I have pink? 287 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,625 We still have the night shifts. 288 00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:33,167 We'll all have to go and sleep at Dad's place. 289 00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:35,708 - What's wrong? - I've got Pilates on Wednesdays. 290 00:19:35,792 --> 00:19:38,917 - Try and be helpful. - You go on Wednesdays! 291 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,333 I've got the football match on Wednesdays. 292 00:19:41,417 --> 00:19:43,833 All he cares about is himself. 293 00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:47,625 Forgive me for interrupting this interesting conversation… 294 00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:51,375 - It's too far for me to come. - You can't just please yourself. 295 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:55,833 - Let's get a nurse. - Let me explain something to you. 296 00:19:55,917 --> 00:20:00,708 If this gets out, Dad will be kicked out of the party, and I lose my job. 297 00:20:00,792 --> 00:20:03,708 - That's your problem. - Come on, Riccardo! 298 00:20:03,792 --> 00:20:06,250 If you won't do it for his sake, do it for mine. 299 00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:48,542 - Tony, darling! - Hello, pure talent! How's Dad? 300 00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:52,542 - There's no change. - Darn it! 301 00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:54,750 It's nice of you to worry. 302 00:20:54,833 --> 00:20:57,542 He's like a second father to me. 303 00:20:57,625 --> 00:21:01,292 If the old man croaks, call me and I'll organize a press conference. 304 00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:05,458 Call me at any time. I'll be working late tonight. 305 00:21:05,542 --> 00:21:07,875 All right, thanks. Bye. 306 00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:09,250 Bye! 307 00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:24,250 I see you had a highly cultured childhood. 308 00:21:25,833 --> 00:21:30,208 - Is this your acting manual? - No, it's a book about dogs. 309 00:21:35,792 --> 00:21:37,583 Thank you, you may go. 310 00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:39,292 Right. 311 00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:43,958 I was reading this, but I think you need it more than I do. 312 00:21:44,042 --> 00:21:46,792 - Shakespeare. - Yes, an English author. 313 00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:50,500 - He's very famous. - I auditioned for the Academy with it. 314 00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:53,500 - You're an actor too? - Me and who else? 315 00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:02,833 - I'm taking the top bunk. - Please yourself. 316 00:22:02,917 --> 00:22:07,125 I slept in a grotto for 20 years, you can have it now… 317 00:22:07,208 --> 00:22:09,125 Listen to Baby Jesus! 318 00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:11,542 The Prodigal Son is back! 319 00:22:11,625 --> 00:22:13,167 What a surprise! 320 00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:14,667 I'll go and get an apple. 321 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:18,042 "I'll never set foot in this house again!" But… 322 00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:19,625 It's only because you're ill. 323 00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:23,625 We'll be living under the same roof. 324 00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:28,292 - That will be painful for you. - More annoying than painful. 325 00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:29,625 But I can bear it, Dad. 326 00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:31,500 Dad? 327 00:22:32,875 --> 00:22:34,458 You called me "Dad". 328 00:22:35,167 --> 00:22:36,833 I must be very sick indeed. 329 00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:29,583 This is good, very good. 330 00:23:29,667 --> 00:23:31,083 Really good. 331 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:40,333 - Are those pajamas? - Yes, cool, eh? 332 00:23:40,417 --> 00:23:42,917 She can camouflage herself in the garden. 333 00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:46,375 Kids, remember this trophy? 334 00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:48,875 You won it when you were children, 335 00:23:48,958 --> 00:23:53,667 at the Madonna del Carmine fair, in summer, in my hometown. 336 00:23:53,750 --> 00:23:57,333 You won the sack race, you broke the piñata, 337 00:23:57,417 --> 00:24:00,583 and you ate 20 slices of melon with your hands tied. 338 00:24:00,667 --> 00:24:03,792 - She was still eating then. - It was ages ago. 339 00:24:03,875 --> 00:24:07,875 But you were a good team. You don't even meet for birthdays now. 340 00:24:08,667 --> 00:24:09,792 What happened to you? 341 00:24:09,875 --> 00:24:13,833 We had a father who was so present we were bound together for good. 342 00:24:16,375 --> 00:24:20,292 - What are you eating, sweetie? - Yogurt with grains. 343 00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:22,208 Grains! Disgusting! 344 00:24:25,250 --> 00:24:27,167 What are you doing? 345 00:24:27,250 --> 00:24:30,208 - You've got a blood test in a hour. - Give that to me. 346 00:24:30,292 --> 00:24:31,667 Go on an empty stomach. 347 00:24:32,833 --> 00:24:33,875 Don't you dare! 348 00:24:33,958 --> 00:24:37,458 You assholes, all queuing up! Rebel! 349 00:24:37,542 --> 00:24:41,125 I don't have an appointment, I haven't paid, 350 00:24:41,208 --> 00:24:44,333 and my communist son has helped me jump the queue. 351 00:24:44,417 --> 00:24:45,542 Quiet! 352 00:24:45,625 --> 00:24:49,625 Forgive us, it's not true. We've done things properly. 353 00:24:49,708 --> 00:24:51,958 - What a pretty young lady! - Need help? 354 00:24:52,042 --> 00:24:54,583 - Thanks. - Have you screwed this one? 355 00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:59,708 - This is Elena, my girlfriend. - An historic name, Helen of Troy! 356 00:24:59,792 --> 00:25:02,750 - Dad, stop. - Excuse me, doctor. 357 00:25:02,833 --> 00:25:08,042 - Why is he jumping the queue? - Take it easy, it's all right. 358 00:25:08,125 --> 00:25:13,125 In Italy the rich go first and the poor can piss off! 359 00:25:38,917 --> 00:25:44,000 Orseros: the best bananas and pineapples straight from the jungle 360 00:25:44,083 --> 00:25:45,125 to your home! 361 00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:52,417 - Delicious! Try me. - Stop! 362 00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:56,667 Never mind healthy fruit, she makes you want to shoot up! 363 00:25:56,750 --> 00:26:01,083 We're not animals! We want more respect! 364 00:26:01,167 --> 00:26:04,708 You can eat the slops from the canteen! 365 00:26:04,792 --> 00:26:07,333 This isn't going to be easy. 366 00:26:07,917 --> 00:26:08,958 What's going on? 367 00:26:09,833 --> 00:26:13,750 - We are supporting the patients. - They found a cockroach in the mash. 368 00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:16,417 Good, it's all protein. 369 00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:22,708 Do they know the canteen is run by your brother's company? 370 00:26:22,792 --> 00:26:24,000 What's that, Dad? 371 00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:29,417 Don't shake your head, my brother and I are totally different. 372 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:31,208 It's true. 373 00:26:31,292 --> 00:26:33,250 But you have the same surname. 374 00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:35,208 Are you doing this deliberately? 375 00:26:35,292 --> 00:26:36,625 It's the truth. 376 00:26:36,708 --> 00:26:42,083 I advise you to invest everything in our bonds. 377 00:26:42,167 --> 00:26:47,083 Then the bank gets commission and I lose ten percent over three years. 378 00:26:47,167 --> 00:26:50,833 I've been in politics for 40 years. I'm a better thief than you! 379 00:26:51,583 --> 00:26:52,625 Mr. Spagnolo! 380 00:26:53,792 --> 00:26:55,792 Help me, I've always voted for you. 381 00:26:55,875 --> 00:27:00,333 - My daughter's 25 and unemployed. - Is she worth screwing? 382 00:27:00,417 --> 00:27:01,750 Goodbye. 383 00:27:01,833 --> 00:27:06,542 In this moment of suffering you have to seek refuge in the Lord. 384 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:12,125 I've never believed in God, even if he works on the electoral level. 385 00:27:12,208 --> 00:27:15,500 - What are you saying, Dad? - But I respect priests! 386 00:27:15,583 --> 00:27:18,500 The fact that you don't pay property tax is brilliant! 387 00:27:19,667 --> 00:27:21,625 We need to talk to Michele. 388 00:27:23,583 --> 00:27:26,750 - He can't talk to you right now. - He's in physical therapy. 389 00:27:29,250 --> 00:27:32,042 Enfant qui pisse! 390 00:27:32,125 --> 00:27:36,833 We're holding a press conference on the Italian Family on Saturday. 391 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:42,250 Elections are soon, and Michele hasn't been seen in public for ages. 392 00:27:42,333 --> 00:27:45,000 He has to come this time. 393 00:27:45,083 --> 00:27:46,625 We need his clear thinking. 394 00:27:52,417 --> 00:27:57,167 I have the honor of passing you over to the man who taught me everything 395 00:27:57,250 --> 00:27:59,708 and who I can't thank enough. 396 00:27:59,792 --> 00:28:02,042 My friend Michele Spagnolo! 397 00:28:06,458 --> 00:28:07,542 Thank you, friends. 398 00:28:07,625 --> 00:28:09,167 It's an honor… 399 00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:11,458 to be here today. 400 00:28:12,292 --> 00:28:15,583 I firmly believe in family values 401 00:28:16,208 --> 00:28:19,792 and despite my many work commitments, 402 00:28:20,542 --> 00:28:24,208 the only thing that has ever meant anything to me 403 00:28:24,292 --> 00:28:27,167 is my family. 404 00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:33,792 - I should beat you up. - You should, but will you? 405 00:28:33,875 --> 00:28:37,000 - Get lost. - I was just going, in fact. 406 00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:39,542 - This is illegal. - As I was saying… 407 00:28:39,625 --> 00:28:43,750 what is a family after all? 408 00:28:44,708 --> 00:28:46,125 The family! 409 00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:53,542 Friends… 410 00:28:54,208 --> 00:28:55,833 Shall we be honest? 411 00:28:55,917 --> 00:29:00,167 A family is a pain in the ass! 412 00:29:00,833 --> 00:29:05,167 Four or five strangers who hate one another, 413 00:29:05,250 --> 00:29:09,625 forced to live under the same roof, my friends! 414 00:29:09,708 --> 00:29:13,625 And you never get to screw! To tell the truth… 415 00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:18,125 to get my leg over, I had to get myself a mistress, Sonia Brandi, 416 00:29:18,208 --> 00:29:23,542 who wants to be an actress but she's worse than my daughter Susanna! 417 00:29:23,625 --> 00:29:27,625 As you can imagine, this is a joke, specially written… 418 00:29:27,708 --> 00:29:32,667 Down with the family! This guy's stupid! 419 00:29:32,750 --> 00:29:35,292 He married a whore. Where is your wife? 420 00:29:35,375 --> 00:29:38,917 - There she is! - Vincenzo, get one of the whore! 421 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:42,625 Don't ever get married! Down with the family! 422 00:29:46,083 --> 00:29:49,750 Things are going downhill fast! 423 00:29:49,833 --> 00:29:52,792 - If your Dad is out… - The party won't abandon him. 424 00:29:52,875 --> 00:29:56,875 {\an8}We wish to distance ourselves from these statements. 425 00:29:56,958 --> 00:30:01,417 He's a sick man and it's obvious he cannot continue in politics. 426 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:04,083 Let me tell you this as a friend. 427 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,458 The board is abandoning you. 428 00:30:06,542 --> 00:30:10,000 - They're betting on Pellizzaro. - Pellizzaro is an idiot. 429 00:30:10,917 --> 00:30:13,042 That means you're equal then. 430 00:30:20,042 --> 00:30:21,083 Good day. 431 00:30:22,958 --> 00:30:25,667 - My dear colleague! - Hi, Pellizzaro. 432 00:30:25,750 --> 00:30:29,833 - They've set us against one another. - Pity, we used to be great friends. 433 00:30:29,917 --> 00:30:35,000 They're all wondering if you'll manage without Daddy's help. 434 00:30:42,292 --> 00:30:44,458 Sorry, I'm going through a hard time. 435 00:30:44,542 --> 00:30:46,667 Truth be told, you're anything but hard. 436 00:30:50,833 --> 00:30:53,042 - Hand over your money. - I don't have any. 437 00:30:53,125 --> 00:30:55,417 Quiet or I'll kill you! Hand over your purse! 438 00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:58,708 I left it in Dr. Sassone's office. 439 00:30:58,792 --> 00:31:00,417 I don't have any money. 440 00:31:00,958 --> 00:31:02,667 - I'm sorry. - Cut! 441 00:31:02,750 --> 00:31:06,292 She makes me laugh. We'll do it again. 442 00:31:06,375 --> 00:31:09,208 It's not your fault. It's this brainless idiot. 443 00:31:09,292 --> 00:31:12,542 - You're taking it out on me now? - Yes, you don't like it? 444 00:31:12,625 --> 00:31:16,750 Perhaps you don't get it. Enough, I can't take anymore. 445 00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:20,625 I can't understand a word you say with that lisp! 446 00:31:20,708 --> 00:31:23,292 - That's enough, get out of here! - No way! 447 00:31:23,375 --> 00:31:26,667 - I have a contract. - Shove it up your ass! 448 00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:30,833 - I'm calling my lawyer. - As long as you get off the set! 449 00:31:30,917 --> 00:31:34,667 - I'm Susanna Spagnolo! - So fucking what? 450 00:31:34,750 --> 00:31:36,750 - Here you are. - Riccardo. 451 00:31:38,083 --> 00:31:39,667 - Here. - Thanks. 452 00:31:39,750 --> 00:31:42,625 It's still in development but it'll do him good. 453 00:31:42,708 --> 00:31:43,750 What is it? 454 00:31:43,833 --> 00:31:46,250 A drug Santini's working on for my dad. 455 00:31:46,333 --> 00:31:48,667 For frontoparietal dementia. 456 00:31:48,750 --> 00:31:52,000 - He'll soon be back to his old self. - God, I hope not! 457 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,000 Have you seen this? They're closing the unit. 458 00:31:59,333 --> 00:32:02,083 - The bastards! - Let's go and kick up a fuss! 459 00:32:02,167 --> 00:32:05,625 Our contracts are almost up, they'd only get rid of us. 460 00:32:05,708 --> 00:32:08,375 We need someone more… 461 00:32:11,292 --> 00:32:12,833 - Who? - You have to go. 462 00:32:12,917 --> 00:32:14,667 No. 463 00:32:14,750 --> 00:32:15,792 I'm not going. 464 00:32:17,333 --> 00:32:18,375 Well? 465 00:32:18,458 --> 00:32:22,875 We're lacking funds, the staff are inadequate, the machines don't work… 466 00:32:22,958 --> 00:32:25,667 The Ministry is sending an inspector next month 467 00:32:25,750 --> 00:32:27,125 and we'll have to close. 468 00:32:27,708 --> 00:32:29,333 I know we don't see eye to eye… 469 00:32:32,083 --> 00:32:35,208 If they shut the unit, some doctors will be without a job. 470 00:32:35,292 --> 00:32:38,083 Shall we send our 40 patients to sleep at your home? 471 00:32:38,167 --> 00:32:40,750 We'll move them to other units. 472 00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:43,250 You moved dialysis patients to your clinic. 473 00:32:43,333 --> 00:32:46,542 Patients are treated like kings in my clinic. 474 00:32:46,625 --> 00:32:49,333 D'Onofrio, I know how it works. 475 00:32:49,417 --> 00:32:51,292 The machines are all broken, 476 00:32:51,375 --> 00:32:54,125 and when they aren't, they mysteriously break down. 477 00:32:54,208 --> 00:32:57,542 Why bother fixing them when there are private clinics like yours? 478 00:32:58,125 --> 00:33:02,208 - The state will refund the costs! - Enough, get back to work now. 479 00:33:09,583 --> 00:33:12,167 We have a month to save the unit. 480 00:33:12,250 --> 00:33:15,958 We'll hold a press conference, we'll kick up a fuss, go on strike. 481 00:33:16,042 --> 00:33:19,292 - Let's strike now. - We have to talk to the trade union. 482 00:33:19,375 --> 00:33:22,417 - Oh yeah! - What do you think, Riccardo? 483 00:33:22,958 --> 00:33:24,875 That they'll close it down anyway, 484 00:33:24,958 --> 00:33:28,458 and if we go on strike the patients will suffer. 485 00:33:28,542 --> 00:33:29,583 Please yourselves. 486 00:33:29,667 --> 00:33:31,083 Article 32: 487 00:33:31,167 --> 00:33:36,375 "The Republic safeguards health as a fundamental right of the individual 488 00:33:36,458 --> 00:33:40,583 and guarantees free medical care to the indigent." 489 00:33:41,208 --> 00:33:44,667 And here it suddenly becomes a science-fiction book. 490 00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:49,000 I kept telling you to replace these machines! 491 00:33:49,083 --> 00:33:50,125 Let go! 492 00:33:50,667 --> 00:33:53,708 If inspectors show up, you're in trouble. 493 00:33:53,792 --> 00:33:56,833 Calm down! What's this din? 494 00:33:56,917 --> 00:33:59,708 The young lady says she had a little accident. 495 00:33:59,792 --> 00:34:02,583 Little? I nearly lost a hand! 496 00:34:02,667 --> 00:34:06,750 The meat slicer is dangerous, it's not legal. 497 00:34:06,833 --> 00:34:10,250 - How do you know that? - I attended the safety course. 498 00:34:10,333 --> 00:34:12,833 And I know the trade unionists! 499 00:34:12,917 --> 00:34:14,625 Shall I call them? 500 00:34:14,708 --> 00:34:18,833 The trade union hasn't scared anyone for years, so calm down. 501 00:34:18,917 --> 00:34:21,833 No! Tame your inner gladiator! 502 00:34:21,917 --> 00:34:25,375 We will replace the meat slicer and compensate Miss… 503 00:34:26,250 --> 00:34:28,333 - Valentina. - Got that, Johnson? 504 00:34:28,417 --> 00:34:29,458 Good. 505 00:34:30,583 --> 00:34:32,625 - Who are you? - The personnel manager. 506 00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:34,417 Do what you have to. 507 00:34:36,958 --> 00:34:38,500 This mobile takes great photos. 508 00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:40,958 It takes great photos. 509 00:34:41,750 --> 00:34:43,833 It's a very nasty situation. 510 00:34:43,917 --> 00:34:46,458 Your TV commercial was called off. 511 00:34:46,542 --> 00:34:48,917 I would like to use a colorful expression, 512 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,292 that's very close to reality: 513 00:34:51,375 --> 00:34:53,125 We're in the shit. 514 00:34:54,292 --> 00:34:58,125 And I use "we" because you're the agency's star, 515 00:34:58,208 --> 00:35:01,708 so if you lose favor, then I lose favour too. 516 00:35:02,458 --> 00:35:04,750 But we mustn't give up yet, 517 00:35:04,833 --> 00:35:09,333 it's time to pray and hope your father gets better. 518 00:35:09,417 --> 00:35:13,375 Dad aside, my credentials stand alone. 519 00:35:18,292 --> 00:35:21,042 I've always appreciated your sense of humor. 520 00:35:22,208 --> 00:35:24,667 Listen, people don't give a damn about… 521 00:35:25,250 --> 00:35:26,917 your credentials. 522 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000 Do you know why they like you? 523 00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:32,167 Because you're mediocre, just like them. 524 00:35:32,250 --> 00:35:35,250 You might not realise it, but it's a stroke of luck. 525 00:35:35,333 --> 00:35:38,750 There are people who can dance, sing or act, 526 00:35:38,833 --> 00:35:41,208 those who are great entertainers, or witty. 527 00:35:41,292 --> 00:35:44,417 You can't do a thing. 528 00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:46,917 Not a thing. 529 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,750 And we have to thank God for giving you this gift. 530 00:35:50,833 --> 00:35:53,042 Take Tony's advice, 531 00:35:53,125 --> 00:35:55,458 try and get back into the business. 532 00:35:55,542 --> 00:35:59,208 Hamlet, that psychopath, wondered "to be or not to be", 533 00:35:59,292 --> 00:36:03,125 whereas the real question is: to appear or not to appear? 534 00:36:03,208 --> 00:36:05,958 I say: appear… 535 00:36:06,042 --> 00:36:08,417 that is the question. 536 00:36:10,167 --> 00:36:12,750 Every day I get high and eat cheese 537 00:36:13,667 --> 00:36:17,000 Every day I run and devour ham 538 00:36:17,083 --> 00:36:20,333 Then I come home at night And refuse chicken 539 00:36:20,417 --> 00:36:24,000 The night isn't dark if I eat cake 540 00:36:24,083 --> 00:36:27,375 Kamikaze ham, Kamikaze cheese 541 00:36:27,458 --> 00:36:29,958 Kamikaze spicy cheese, salami 542 00:36:39,750 --> 00:36:43,958 Fiery words from Lamezia Terme, with the great Spicy Mc. 543 00:36:44,042 --> 00:36:46,458 Now we have someone making his debut. 544 00:36:46,542 --> 00:36:50,917 A boy straight from Prati, with so much anger inside him. 545 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,500 Here at Planet Alfeus… 546 00:36:53,583 --> 00:36:55,542 Croak Mc! 547 00:37:01,750 --> 00:37:02,833 Strange name! 548 00:37:02,917 --> 00:37:06,250 I like it, at least he has some imagination. 549 00:37:06,333 --> 00:37:10,042 - This song's dedicated to my father. - That's me! 550 00:37:10,125 --> 00:37:11,583 You see? 551 00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:15,417 It's his way of saying "I love you". 552 00:37:19,625 --> 00:37:22,667 My father is a shit A sucker with no balls 553 00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:24,958 He spends his day looking for them 554 00:37:25,042 --> 00:37:28,000 People always take the piss out of him 555 00:37:28,083 --> 00:37:30,625 His dick won't stand even with a crutch 556 00:37:30,708 --> 00:37:33,500 Dad, for your son's sake 557 00:37:33,583 --> 00:37:35,875 Croak, it's better to be born alone 558 00:37:35,958 --> 00:37:38,583 Dad, you know where to go 559 00:37:38,667 --> 00:37:41,542 I'm so ashamed to call you Dad 560 00:37:41,625 --> 00:37:44,042 Dad, for your son's sake 561 00:37:44,125 --> 00:37:46,625 Croak, it's better to be born alone 562 00:37:46,708 --> 00:37:51,458 Dad, you know where to go I'm ashamed to call you Dad 563 00:37:59,625 --> 00:38:02,250 You've been the opposition for the last 70 years. 564 00:38:02,333 --> 00:38:05,667 All you do is destroy, not of build. 565 00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:07,833 Let's introduce a concrete topic. 566 00:38:07,917 --> 00:38:10,750 Look how pissed off they seem with each other. 567 00:38:11,458 --> 00:38:14,417 Right now they're dividing Italy among themselves, 568 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:17,833 yet we at home think they are on opposite sides. 569 00:38:17,917 --> 00:38:20,458 It takes talent to do that. 570 00:38:20,542 --> 00:38:25,042 Michele, forgive me, it's 11 o'clock, your medicine. 571 00:38:25,125 --> 00:38:27,417 Do you want to drug me? 572 00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:32,000 Then I'll fall asleep and this young man can stick his willy between your thighs. 573 00:38:32,083 --> 00:38:35,042 One-track mind, we're not all like you! 574 00:38:35,125 --> 00:38:37,208 Just take your medicine. 575 00:38:38,750 --> 00:38:41,583 All right. In fact, I'm going to bed. 576 00:38:41,667 --> 00:38:44,542 - Good. - So you can screw. 577 00:38:46,750 --> 00:38:49,375 I'd like to know why you think that's funny. 578 00:38:49,458 --> 00:38:52,500 - He's funny. - Yeah, sure. 579 00:38:52,583 --> 00:38:55,458 Why did you stop speaking to him? 580 00:38:57,458 --> 00:38:58,500 Want to know? 581 00:38:59,042 --> 00:39:00,083 I'll tell you. 582 00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:04,000 I was 20 years old, leaving for community service. 583 00:39:04,083 --> 00:39:07,042 He wanted to pull strings to keep me closer to home. 584 00:39:07,125 --> 00:39:11,292 But I refused and went to Perugia to look after the elderly. 585 00:39:12,458 --> 00:39:15,167 - I was with this girl and… - And? 586 00:39:16,292 --> 00:39:17,833 He screwed my girlfriend. 587 00:39:19,208 --> 00:39:20,625 That's a good enough reason. 588 00:39:21,375 --> 00:39:22,417 Yes. 589 00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:25,333 But she's the one who seduced me. 590 00:39:25,417 --> 00:39:28,917 She was a slut, she'd had it off with half of Rome. 591 00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:30,958 You should thank me! 592 00:39:32,750 --> 00:39:34,167 Thanks, Dad. 593 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,125 - I'm sorry. - You're always late. 594 00:39:38,208 --> 00:39:40,125 - Traffic jam. - Dad's medicine. 595 00:39:40,208 --> 00:39:42,042 - What? - Two in 30 minutes. 596 00:39:42,125 --> 00:39:43,250 When? 597 00:39:44,375 --> 00:39:47,000 Do I speak Arabic? Two in 30 minutes. 598 00:39:47,083 --> 00:39:48,375 Is that too complicated? 599 00:39:48,458 --> 00:39:50,500 - I'm not stupid, you know! - No? 600 00:39:55,625 --> 00:39:58,292 Do you know why he always makes fun of you? 601 00:39:58,375 --> 00:40:01,333 - Because you're stupid. - You've all got it in for me. 602 00:40:01,417 --> 00:40:04,583 He was good at school, you were a dunce. 603 00:40:05,208 --> 00:40:07,042 He left school with a 60, 604 00:40:07,125 --> 00:40:10,417 to get you a 36 I had to ask the headmaster, 605 00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:13,667 who asked me to get his niece a job in the post office. 606 00:40:13,750 --> 00:40:15,333 What's up? 607 00:40:15,958 --> 00:40:17,000 Lattanzi called. 608 00:40:17,083 --> 00:40:20,125 Why don't you want to apply for managing director? 609 00:40:20,208 --> 00:40:24,250 He said I can't cope with you in this state. 610 00:40:24,333 --> 00:40:26,417 - And he's right. - Valerio… 611 00:40:27,458 --> 00:40:31,208 Does it annoy you that everyone thinks you're a fool? 612 00:40:31,292 --> 00:40:34,250 Then fight back for once. 613 00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:36,583 Show them you have balls! 614 00:40:43,042 --> 00:40:46,417 - And bring me that fucking medicine! - I forgot. 615 00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:50,167 We're here today, not because some things don't work, 616 00:40:50,250 --> 00:40:52,042 nothing works! 617 00:40:52,125 --> 00:40:55,958 And now you're saying you're closing the unit? 618 00:40:56,042 --> 00:40:59,375 We are here to tell you we're not having it! 619 00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:03,750 We're not having it! 620 00:41:03,833 --> 00:41:07,625 - I don't understand these accounts. - I can't work them out either. 621 00:41:07,708 --> 00:41:09,833 Why don't they write in Italian? 622 00:41:10,625 --> 00:41:11,958 It is in Italian! 623 00:41:13,667 --> 00:41:15,833 - It was… - I see you have problems. 624 00:41:15,917 --> 00:41:19,083 You made me jump! We're not having problems. 625 00:41:19,167 --> 00:41:22,250 - We're just doing, estimating… - Doing. 626 00:41:22,333 --> 00:41:25,167 Mr. Spagnolo, if you don't get some help, 627 00:41:25,250 --> 00:41:26,500 you'll never manage it. 628 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:33,042 Are you sure you've chosen the right collaborators? 629 00:41:33,125 --> 00:41:34,792 Absolutely. 630 00:41:34,875 --> 00:41:37,417 Fucking hell, it's the Lazio fan! 631 00:41:38,042 --> 00:41:40,458 Did that ugly cow stand you up? 632 00:41:41,292 --> 00:41:42,333 You're disgusting. 633 00:41:44,333 --> 00:41:46,583 I have some good news for you. 634 00:41:47,542 --> 00:41:50,667 Do you remember that permanent contract job? 635 00:41:51,625 --> 00:41:55,208 - What about it? - I'm offering it to your girlfriend. 636 00:41:55,292 --> 00:41:58,583 I know Elena doesn't have that much experience 637 00:41:58,667 --> 00:42:01,125 and there are more deserving people, 638 00:42:01,208 --> 00:42:03,875 but my mind's made up, the job is hers. 639 00:42:03,958 --> 00:42:07,500 But she'll have to put a stop to all these protests. 640 00:42:08,292 --> 00:42:10,375 Then you won't have to worry either. 641 00:42:11,333 --> 00:42:13,583 - Do you know what? - What? 642 00:42:13,667 --> 00:42:16,458 - Elena will never agree to it. - Won't she? 643 00:42:17,917 --> 00:42:19,125 She already has. 644 00:42:28,458 --> 00:42:29,708 OUT OF ORDER 645 00:42:35,125 --> 00:42:36,792 Three cheers for beautiful Elena! 646 00:42:39,542 --> 00:42:41,708 Well done, you deserve it. 647 00:42:41,792 --> 00:42:43,708 - Hooray! - Guys! 648 00:42:43,792 --> 00:42:48,042 I bought the spumante with my "Win for Life" winnings. 649 00:42:48,125 --> 00:42:50,167 - Should I clap? - Jealous? 650 00:42:55,250 --> 00:42:58,292 - I know how you feel. - No you don't. 651 00:43:00,125 --> 00:43:04,083 Where I come from the brightest couldn't even understand the sports paper. 652 00:43:04,958 --> 00:43:08,083 I did lots of odd jobs to pay my way through university. 653 00:43:08,167 --> 00:43:12,542 I've worked for ten years without a contract hoping to be taken on. 654 00:43:13,083 --> 00:43:16,708 The consultant gives the job to Elena, and I'm out of work. 655 00:43:17,167 --> 00:43:20,250 I have to pack up at the end of the month. 656 00:43:20,333 --> 00:43:22,042 Now do you know how I feel? 657 00:44:24,458 --> 00:44:27,542 So to attract more profits to the company 658 00:44:27,625 --> 00:44:29,333 what do we have to do? 659 00:44:31,458 --> 00:44:32,583 Who's "we"? 660 00:44:33,875 --> 00:44:36,333 - And it depends. - It's all connected. 661 00:44:36,917 --> 00:44:38,417 Come in! 662 00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:41,292 It's me, I hope I'm not disturbing you. 663 00:44:41,375 --> 00:44:43,083 Well, you are! 664 00:44:43,167 --> 00:44:47,083 Make yourself a chamomile tea, I want to thank Mr. Spagnolo. 665 00:44:47,167 --> 00:44:49,708 - Cosentino! - Have you gone crazy? 666 00:44:49,792 --> 00:44:52,042 Are we throwing marker pens around now? 667 00:44:52,125 --> 00:44:54,333 - I've got you on YouTube. - I apologise. 668 00:44:55,292 --> 00:44:57,917 Valentina. You can call me Valerio. 669 00:44:59,417 --> 00:45:02,667 The compensation came through. So kind of you, sir. 670 00:45:02,750 --> 00:45:05,167 - No need to call me sir. - Ok. 671 00:45:05,250 --> 00:45:07,667 Thank you then… 672 00:45:09,083 --> 00:45:10,667 - You're welcome. - All right. 673 00:45:11,333 --> 00:45:14,583 Perhaps one evening Valentina and Valerio 674 00:45:14,667 --> 00:45:16,167 can have a drink together. 675 00:45:16,250 --> 00:45:18,875 Go back to cleaning out the bogs. 676 00:45:20,208 --> 00:45:21,958 You're not well. 677 00:45:43,875 --> 00:45:45,958 - What's wrong? - She took pills. 678 00:45:46,042 --> 00:45:48,250 - When? - About half an hour ago. 679 00:45:48,333 --> 00:45:51,083 - Do a stomach pump! - What shall I do? 680 00:45:51,167 --> 00:45:54,375 Don't worry, we'll take care of it. 681 00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:59,083 Dr. Spagnolo, can you come down to A&E? 682 00:45:59,667 --> 00:46:01,500 Your sister's come to pay a visit. 683 00:46:03,167 --> 00:46:05,042 People still commit suicide. 684 00:46:05,125 --> 00:46:07,792 Half an hour more and she'd be dead. 685 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,167 - Thanks. - I ran as fast as I could. 686 00:46:11,917 --> 00:46:14,208 I got a shock when I saw her like that. 687 00:46:14,292 --> 00:46:16,917 Can I say hello to her a second? 688 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,417 Well done, Susanna. 689 00:46:19,500 --> 00:46:22,750 I underestimated you, that was a stroke of genius. 690 00:46:24,833 --> 00:46:28,500 Look what pain she's in, she's so talented. 691 00:46:29,417 --> 00:46:30,917 Divine! 692 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:35,083 I'll call a press conference, it'll fill the papers for a week. 693 00:46:40,750 --> 00:46:42,000 Think of The Exorcist. 694 00:46:43,167 --> 00:46:45,000 Throw up now! 695 00:46:45,083 --> 00:46:49,125 - Demon! - I'm not pretending, I'm sick. 696 00:46:49,792 --> 00:46:53,750 We'll take a couple of photos, I'll publish them anyway. 697 00:46:53,833 --> 00:46:57,667 More suffering, show me the failure of a lifetime. 698 00:46:57,750 --> 00:47:01,500 What are you doing? You can't do that. Get out, please! 699 00:47:01,583 --> 00:47:04,792 What an amazing face for the big screen! 700 00:47:04,875 --> 00:47:06,958 Are you deaf? He said get out! 701 00:47:07,042 --> 00:47:11,167 You could play a fat concierge, an annoying newsagent. 702 00:47:11,250 --> 00:47:15,125 - A guy who beats you up! - Please leave. 703 00:47:15,208 --> 00:47:18,083 Sorry I'm late, my car was wheel-clamped. 704 00:47:18,167 --> 00:47:20,708 - He gave me a lift. How is she? - Better. 705 00:47:22,125 --> 00:47:24,875 Wait, but if we're all here, who's with Dad? 706 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:30,458 If we're protesting, it's not to wreck everything, 707 00:47:30,542 --> 00:47:34,000 or to destabilize or to compromise. 708 00:47:34,083 --> 00:47:37,917 It's to shout out that we exist too. 709 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:42,125 They can't shut us out, 710 00:47:42,208 --> 00:47:44,208 because there are too many of us. 711 00:47:44,292 --> 00:47:48,958 We have ideas and we can change this country. 712 00:47:52,667 --> 00:47:54,167 So let's change it! 713 00:47:56,208 --> 00:47:59,667 Let's show them we can be at the helm. 714 00:47:59,750 --> 00:48:04,167 Let's show the world that there's an alternative 715 00:48:04,250 --> 00:48:06,042 and it's a good one! 716 00:48:13,333 --> 00:48:16,708 For some time I have wanted 717 00:48:19,708 --> 00:48:23,417 To sing to you and say 718 00:48:26,083 --> 00:48:29,875 Thanks is an old thought 719 00:48:32,583 --> 00:48:36,125 Thanks to my country that… 720 00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:43,125 This Italy that breathes 721 00:48:45,542 --> 00:48:49,667 Is always beautiful, and for a reason 722 00:48:52,375 --> 00:48:56,958 These people who love it 723 00:48:59,208 --> 00:49:02,542 These people like me 724 00:49:04,083 --> 00:49:06,875 Italy 725 00:49:06,958 --> 00:49:10,458 Italy 726 00:49:10,542 --> 00:49:14,917 There's no country like it 727 00:49:25,625 --> 00:49:29,000 Where are you going? The police are charging, run! 728 00:49:29,083 --> 00:49:30,125 Run! 729 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,042 Bernini. 730 00:50:22,958 --> 00:50:24,958 We have a lot to talk about. 731 00:50:31,167 --> 00:50:33,208 Where is he now? 732 00:50:33,292 --> 00:50:34,375 Dunno. 733 00:50:34,458 --> 00:50:36,375 Let's go over here. Dad! 734 00:50:36,458 --> 00:50:38,542 There he is! 735 00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:45,583 Dad? 736 00:50:52,708 --> 00:50:55,708 Let's go home, it's a bad day for a walk. 737 00:50:55,792 --> 00:50:56,833 Let's go home. 738 00:51:01,417 --> 00:51:03,083 Where did you get to? 739 00:51:03,167 --> 00:51:04,875 Did you speak to the trade union? 740 00:51:04,958 --> 00:51:08,083 No, I'm sorry, I've had a lot to do lately. 741 00:51:08,667 --> 00:51:12,542 - It was your turn to organize. - Yes, but I was busy. 742 00:51:12,625 --> 00:51:14,875 Yeah, OK, I get it. 743 00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:30,500 Wake up, Italians, decent people 744 00:51:31,458 --> 00:51:34,750 There's a big swindle involved here 745 00:51:35,375 --> 00:51:37,625 Intermittent work 746 00:51:37,708 --> 00:51:39,792 One broadcaster 747 00:51:39,875 --> 00:51:43,292 You even pay for the air you breathe 748 00:51:44,042 --> 00:51:47,167 In the end, everyone's like sheep 749 00:51:48,042 --> 00:51:51,250 They're the precepts of the Church 750 00:51:52,167 --> 00:51:55,708 Lining up for the procession Lining up for communion 751 00:51:57,375 --> 00:51:59,292 {\an8}I WAS GOING TO END IT ALL 752 00:51:59,375 --> 00:52:00,708 Excuse me. 753 00:52:00,792 --> 00:52:01,917 Thanks. 754 00:52:03,875 --> 00:52:07,208 - Hello, Marco. - Hi, doll, this is Susanna. 755 00:52:08,042 --> 00:52:11,500 I know, she's the one who always gets my parts. 756 00:52:13,042 --> 00:52:15,542 Here's an aperitif, I'll leave you the menu. 757 00:52:15,625 --> 00:52:16,667 Thanks. 758 00:52:19,625 --> 00:52:22,458 What's up? Are you OK? 759 00:52:22,542 --> 00:52:26,708 Not really. Everyone says she's good, yet she's working here. 760 00:52:26,792 --> 00:52:31,375 So? Know how many biologists work as shop assistants? 761 00:52:31,458 --> 00:52:33,958 Lawyers as waiters? 762 00:52:34,042 --> 00:52:37,417 I know this fabulous actor who works as a bodyguard. 763 00:52:38,792 --> 00:52:42,292 By the way, I brought this back. 764 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,292 Thanks. 765 00:52:44,375 --> 00:52:45,625 I did read it. 766 00:52:45,708 --> 00:52:47,250 It's a miracle! 767 00:52:47,708 --> 00:52:49,833 I really liked the bit that goes: 768 00:52:49,917 --> 00:52:53,792 "We know who we are, but not what we can be." 769 00:52:54,750 --> 00:52:56,917 I don't even know who I am. 770 00:52:58,125 --> 00:53:00,125 Seeing you like Shakespeare so much, 771 00:53:01,083 --> 00:53:03,583 they're auditioning for A Midsummer Night's Dream. 772 00:53:03,667 --> 00:53:05,500 Are you crazy? 773 00:53:05,583 --> 00:53:08,875 - Why? I'll help you rehearse. - They'll spit on me. 774 00:53:09,708 --> 00:53:10,750 I suppose… 775 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,500 Will you excuse me a minute? 776 00:53:18,625 --> 00:53:22,167 Heavy money from pure gold 777 00:53:23,417 --> 00:53:27,167 This country is in debt 778 00:53:27,667 --> 00:53:31,792 Lead money, silver money 779 00:53:37,542 --> 00:53:39,375 Queer! 780 00:53:40,042 --> 00:53:42,625 You're a queer! 781 00:53:42,708 --> 00:53:46,833 You're a queer! Everyone knows you're a queer! 782 00:53:47,542 --> 00:53:49,833 Do you like salami? 783 00:53:49,917 --> 00:53:51,667 It's good! 784 00:53:59,250 --> 00:54:01,583 Asshole! 785 00:54:09,250 --> 00:54:12,958 I've hurt myself, call an ambulance! 786 00:54:13,042 --> 00:54:15,208 It hurts! 787 00:54:15,292 --> 00:54:17,375 And he says I'm an asshole! 788 00:54:18,417 --> 00:54:20,333 - Doctor! - What's wrong? 789 00:54:21,125 --> 00:54:24,500 He hasn't eaten, he's suffering from abdominal pain and nausea. 790 00:54:24,583 --> 00:54:26,750 I think it's a heart attack, he needs an ECG. 791 00:54:27,458 --> 00:54:28,500 ECG? 792 00:54:29,208 --> 00:54:30,708 Don't you know what's wrong? 793 00:54:30,792 --> 00:54:33,542 - No, that's why he needs the test. - Don't be silly. 794 00:54:34,125 --> 00:54:35,167 Look at this. 795 00:54:37,125 --> 00:54:40,833 Here's his ECG. He's stuffed himself. 796 00:54:40,917 --> 00:54:43,167 - What have you eaten, Cesare? - All sorts. 797 00:54:43,250 --> 00:54:44,292 All sorts! 798 00:54:45,458 --> 00:54:46,500 Elena! 799 00:54:47,292 --> 00:54:48,500 You have to stop this. 800 00:54:48,583 --> 00:54:51,375 Yesterday we nearly lost the patient with emphysema. 801 00:54:51,458 --> 00:54:53,708 You mistake indigestion for a heart attack. 802 00:54:53,792 --> 00:54:56,375 A doctor can't afford to make these mistakes. 803 00:54:57,167 --> 00:55:00,292 Everyone's looking, don't treat me like this. 804 00:55:01,875 --> 00:55:05,750 You're right. I tell you what, I won't treat you at all. 805 00:55:05,833 --> 00:55:08,167 Let's end it here, it's best for us both. 806 00:55:12,833 --> 00:55:16,417 Dr. Straccipuletti, the best speech therapist in Italy. 807 00:55:17,750 --> 00:55:19,292 Let's start straight away. 808 00:55:19,792 --> 00:55:21,958 She sells seashells by the seashore. 809 00:55:22,042 --> 00:55:25,375 Shorn sheep shouldn't sleep in shacks, they should sleep in sheds. 810 00:55:25,458 --> 00:55:28,125 - Repeat! - She sells… 811 00:55:28,208 --> 00:55:29,500 Enough! 812 00:55:29,583 --> 00:55:32,333 You're a scandalous bitch, are you aware of that? 813 00:55:33,958 --> 00:55:35,042 In words! 814 00:55:37,625 --> 00:55:38,667 Yes. 815 00:55:44,833 --> 00:55:47,417 Stone, sash, sigh, substitute. 816 00:55:49,792 --> 00:55:51,500 - Spit. - Better. 817 00:55:53,792 --> 00:55:55,625 - No! - You hurt me! 818 00:55:55,708 --> 00:55:57,542 Goal! 819 00:56:01,042 --> 00:56:02,208 Stone. 820 00:56:04,458 --> 00:56:05,542 Sash. 821 00:56:18,958 --> 00:56:21,458 LOSER 822 00:56:23,625 --> 00:56:26,333 O, never shall sun that morrow see. 823 00:56:26,417 --> 00:56:31,250 Your face, my thane, is as a book… 824 00:56:31,333 --> 00:56:33,458 STAFF CUTS RECRUITING 825 00:56:37,417 --> 00:56:39,875 Stone, sash… 826 00:56:39,958 --> 00:56:42,333 Sigh, substitute. 827 00:56:42,417 --> 00:56:45,375 Sashay, suspect, sestertius… 828 00:56:46,375 --> 00:56:47,417 Stop! 829 00:56:53,083 --> 00:56:54,125 Hooray! 830 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,417 Mom, isn't it cold at the seaside? 831 00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:05,000 I'm fine, don't you worry. 832 00:57:05,083 --> 00:57:06,375 How's the imbecile? 833 00:57:06,458 --> 00:57:08,375 Dad's feeling better. 834 00:57:08,458 --> 00:57:11,333 He seems a lot calmer with the medicine, more… 835 00:57:11,417 --> 00:57:15,792 Shall we organize a dinner so you can see each other again? 836 00:57:15,875 --> 00:57:18,167 - Over my dead body! - Perfect. 837 00:57:21,625 --> 00:57:24,583 - You didn't expect this invitation. - Who knew! 838 00:57:24,667 --> 00:57:27,125 This lasagna tastes strange. 839 00:57:28,333 --> 00:57:29,375 It's tiramisù. 840 00:57:32,750 --> 00:57:35,000 Do we give the staff this stuff? 841 00:57:35,083 --> 00:57:36,833 Not only the staff! 842 00:57:38,708 --> 00:57:41,500 You send this filth to all the canteens in Italy. 843 00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:45,083 Nurseries, offices, hospitals. People are complaining. 844 00:57:45,167 --> 00:57:48,583 - I heard. - It'd be easy to change things. 845 00:57:48,667 --> 00:57:51,708 - How so? - We work for peanuts here. 846 00:57:51,792 --> 00:57:55,458 We don't have a proper contract, not to mention the hygiene. 847 00:57:55,542 --> 00:57:59,292 - Or the security. - You're telling me! 848 00:57:59,917 --> 00:58:04,167 If you get to be boss, you have to do something intelligent. 849 00:58:04,250 --> 00:58:08,042 I won't become the boss, so it's no use talking about it. 850 00:58:09,333 --> 00:58:11,417 - I don't understand you. - Why not? 851 00:58:11,500 --> 00:58:15,208 If I had your money, I would enjoy it, travel all over. 852 00:58:16,792 --> 00:58:18,833 I've never been outside Italy. 853 00:58:21,708 --> 00:58:23,292 Where would you like to go? 854 00:58:25,208 --> 00:58:26,250 To Paris. 855 00:58:28,542 --> 00:58:29,958 It sounds romantic. 856 00:58:30,042 --> 00:58:31,083 Paris… 857 00:58:32,417 --> 00:58:34,750 - Don't you like Paris? - No, it's… 858 00:58:34,833 --> 00:58:37,875 I've got a stitch here, like when you… 859 00:58:38,958 --> 00:58:41,417 - Haven't you been to the toilet? - What? 860 00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:45,417 Free yourself. Plop, and you feel better. 861 00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:46,875 - Plop? - Plop. 862 00:58:48,708 --> 00:58:51,333 Must be this stuff I've eaten. 863 00:58:53,083 --> 00:58:55,833 - It's past its sell-by date. - Everything is here. 864 00:58:56,333 --> 00:58:59,167 You tell us to use it up anyway. 865 00:59:08,375 --> 00:59:09,417 Happy Birthday! 866 00:59:10,083 --> 00:59:11,125 Thank you. 867 00:59:11,958 --> 00:59:14,167 Are you 150 today? 868 00:59:14,250 --> 00:59:16,417 Be quiet, you oaf! 869 00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:19,333 He's joking, I'd get my leg over. 870 00:59:19,417 --> 00:59:23,875 - I'm joking. - You can't keep these hamsters here. 871 00:59:23,958 --> 00:59:27,792 Annibale and Cesare bought me them, to keep me company. 872 00:59:27,875 --> 00:59:30,125 The ugly one's Cesare, the other one is me. 873 00:59:30,208 --> 00:59:32,625 Turn a blind eye for once. 874 00:59:33,833 --> 00:59:36,125 I'm having heart surgery, did you know? 875 00:59:37,167 --> 00:59:40,750 Yes, but a double bypass is a piece of cake now. 876 00:59:41,333 --> 00:59:44,208 And this is the best cardiology unit. 877 00:59:44,292 --> 00:59:47,625 The consultant said he'll operate at his clinic. 878 00:59:47,708 --> 00:59:51,000 Then I can have it done sooner and I'll have my own room. 879 00:59:51,542 --> 00:59:53,208 That's nice of him, isn't it? 880 00:59:54,333 --> 00:59:56,125 Yes, it certainly is. 881 00:59:56,208 --> 00:59:59,750 Doctor, your brother's come to see you now. 882 00:59:59,833 --> 01:00:03,250 If you tell me how big your family is, I'll book a suite. 883 01:00:04,208 --> 01:00:05,500 Excuse me, Marisa. 884 01:00:06,833 --> 01:00:09,583 I don't know why he ate that stuff. 885 01:00:09,667 --> 01:00:12,417 Do you have to ask? He's an asshole. 886 01:00:12,500 --> 01:00:15,833 Tell him I'm looking for him. My name's Ricci. 887 01:00:16,542 --> 01:00:18,625 Ricci? I thought it was Johnson? 888 01:00:18,708 --> 01:00:21,625 - That's his stage name. - What do you mean? 889 01:00:21,708 --> 01:00:24,292 You know, Johnson… 890 01:00:24,375 --> 01:00:26,167 means dick! 891 01:00:31,583 --> 01:00:35,792 We've got rid of your lisp, and your hair… 892 01:00:35,875 --> 01:00:39,000 and I think that style suits you better. 893 01:00:39,083 --> 01:00:40,125 Thanks. 894 01:00:40,833 --> 01:00:44,792 But now you have to pass the hardest test. 895 01:00:44,875 --> 01:00:45,917 What's that? 896 01:00:47,792 --> 01:00:48,833 This! 897 01:00:49,458 --> 01:00:51,917 CICCIOBELLO THE SANDWICH KING 898 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:53,292 Two sandwiches. 899 01:00:53,792 --> 01:00:55,542 Which ones? 900 01:00:58,667 --> 01:01:00,083 Two Cicciobello specials. 901 01:01:00,708 --> 01:01:02,917 Here, stuff yourself! 902 01:01:03,625 --> 01:01:04,708 Thanks. 903 01:01:05,708 --> 01:01:09,667 I'm full, I'll leave the rest for tomorrow's lunch. Stop. 904 01:01:10,417 --> 01:01:13,250 You see, you'd have said "thtop" before. 905 01:01:16,542 --> 01:01:18,625 Let's say you've passed the test. 906 01:01:19,875 --> 01:01:23,292 You've got a bit of ketchup here. 907 01:01:24,125 --> 01:01:25,167 May I? 908 01:01:25,250 --> 01:01:29,375 I have my own method for removing ketchup, 909 01:01:29,458 --> 01:01:32,208 which I have been studying for years. 910 01:01:43,125 --> 01:01:46,708 - I'm not hurt! - I'll give him a good thrashing! 911 01:01:46,792 --> 01:01:49,708 Hold it, I've had enough. 912 01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:54,583 - What exactly is it you want? - A kiss. 913 01:01:54,667 --> 01:01:56,333 - Are you crazy? - Don't you recognise me? 914 01:01:56,417 --> 01:01:59,667 - No, who are you? - Saverio Quadraccia. 915 01:01:59,750 --> 01:02:02,625 The summer of 1994, Spin the Bottle. 916 01:02:02,708 --> 01:02:08,250 Remember? You were supposed to kiss me then your mother called you. 917 01:02:08,917 --> 01:02:11,208 I never forgot that missed kiss. 918 01:02:11,292 --> 01:02:15,000 That's why you've been following me for three years? 919 01:02:15,083 --> 01:02:17,917 Yes, I'm an incurable romantic. 920 01:02:18,417 --> 01:02:21,000 - So if I kiss you, you'll vanish? - I swear. 921 01:02:21,083 --> 01:02:23,083 I'll go and live in Molise. 922 01:02:24,458 --> 01:02:25,500 Come here. 923 01:02:31,500 --> 01:02:33,333 I never want to see you again. 924 01:02:36,083 --> 01:02:38,667 Damn, I should've asked for a hand-job! 925 01:03:01,708 --> 01:03:03,333 - I hear music. - Yes. 926 01:03:08,208 --> 01:03:10,125 - I'll go and see. - Go on. 927 01:03:10,208 --> 01:03:12,208 - Come on. - I'm coming. 928 01:03:41,667 --> 01:03:43,917 And now I want to see your mother. 929 01:04:07,333 --> 01:04:09,042 Riccardo, look at Dad. 930 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:14,708 Darn it! 931 01:04:14,792 --> 01:04:18,833 It's not his fault. No, what the hell! On my hands! 932 01:04:30,292 --> 01:04:31,333 Coming! 933 01:04:45,167 --> 01:04:46,208 Hi, Mom. 934 01:04:57,333 --> 01:05:00,917 Like it? Made with tomatoes from my garden. 935 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:03,958 - Grown by a real farmer. - Pile it on. 936 01:05:04,042 --> 01:05:06,833 And this basil makes you heady. 937 01:05:09,250 --> 01:05:12,125 - Can I have some more pasta? - Of course. 938 01:05:12,208 --> 01:05:14,625 - You'll get the runs. - That will be all then. 939 01:05:15,333 --> 01:05:16,875 Do you want some more? 940 01:05:19,500 --> 01:05:22,792 - Why this surprise visit? - No reason. 941 01:05:22,875 --> 01:05:26,375 He wanted to see you. He insisted on coming. 942 01:05:26,458 --> 01:05:28,458 - Really? - Giovanna, you're looking well. 943 01:05:28,542 --> 01:05:32,458 - You've put on weight. - That too? Ok… 944 01:05:32,542 --> 01:05:33,583 Mom! 945 01:05:33,667 --> 01:05:37,833 - Dad, that was rude. - Did I say she was ugly? 946 01:05:37,917 --> 01:05:40,042 What's wrong with saying that? 947 01:05:40,125 --> 01:05:42,542 - Nothing. - I'll take care of it. 948 01:05:44,500 --> 01:05:45,708 Well, in that case… 949 01:05:51,458 --> 01:05:53,042 Do you feel like talking to me? 950 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:57,042 On our own, just the two of us? 951 01:05:58,208 --> 01:06:00,042 Without anyone else in the way! 952 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:02,250 Go away! 953 01:06:02,333 --> 01:06:03,917 - Rude man! - Hag! 954 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:05,292 - Up yours! - No, up yours! 955 01:06:06,250 --> 01:06:09,458 Get away with you! You stupid old man! 956 01:06:11,917 --> 01:06:12,958 Right then… 957 01:06:13,583 --> 01:06:17,250 I know you're angry with me and I apologise. Ok? 958 01:06:17,333 --> 01:06:18,958 I'm very fond of you. 959 01:06:19,042 --> 01:06:20,125 I don't love you, 960 01:06:20,208 --> 01:06:21,917 in fact, I never have, 961 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,292 but I'm very fond of you. 962 01:06:24,375 --> 01:06:27,333 And that must mean something, no? 963 01:06:28,417 --> 01:06:31,375 You earn respect with behavior, not with words. 964 01:06:33,250 --> 01:06:36,083 Let's behave like grown-ups, please! 965 01:06:39,250 --> 01:06:43,125 The kids are here. It's a nice day, let's try and relax. 966 01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:45,833 She's locked herself in. 967 01:06:46,917 --> 01:06:48,625 Come on, open this door! 968 01:06:50,750 --> 01:06:52,542 Are you going to open this door? 969 01:06:53,542 --> 01:06:54,833 Are you being difficult… 970 01:06:56,542 --> 01:06:57,875 like a child? 971 01:06:57,958 --> 01:07:00,000 Are you going to open this door? 972 01:07:00,500 --> 01:07:01,542 Come on! 973 01:07:02,542 --> 01:07:06,125 Can't I go to the loo? Where do you want me? 974 01:07:06,208 --> 01:07:08,750 A house full of crazies! 975 01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:24,458 Hey, has the stalker found you again? 976 01:07:24,542 --> 01:07:26,208 No, of course not! 977 01:07:27,667 --> 01:07:31,125 I'd like to audition for that role at the theater. 978 01:07:31,208 --> 01:07:33,542 - It would do me good. - Really? 979 01:07:33,625 --> 01:07:34,667 Yes. 980 01:07:35,625 --> 01:07:38,208 Give it a try, it can't hurt. 981 01:07:40,042 --> 01:07:41,625 Why don't you audition too? 982 01:07:42,958 --> 01:07:46,042 I have a job already, but if you fire me… 983 01:07:49,417 --> 01:07:50,708 Are you going to fire me? 984 01:07:52,667 --> 01:07:53,958 Hello, Valentina. 985 01:07:54,042 --> 01:07:57,042 How odd, I was calling my wife 986 01:07:57,125 --> 01:08:00,125 but your names are similar, and I phoned you by mistake. 987 01:08:00,750 --> 01:08:03,042 - Isn't her name Anna? - Yes. 988 01:08:03,125 --> 01:08:07,000 What are you doing? Relaxing in front of the TV? 989 01:08:07,625 --> 01:08:11,708 Call this relaxing, I've been preparing chicory! 990 01:08:11,792 --> 01:08:12,917 Preparing chicory? 991 01:08:13,625 --> 01:08:17,667 I told you not to throw the giblets away, we'll recycle them tomorrow. 992 01:08:17,750 --> 01:08:19,625 What the fuck! 993 01:08:19,708 --> 01:08:22,375 Sorry, but we're making soup tomorrow. 994 01:08:22,458 --> 01:08:24,250 Soup! 995 01:08:24,333 --> 01:08:25,375 Hi, Walter. 996 01:08:28,042 --> 01:08:30,125 - How are you? - Fine. 997 01:08:30,208 --> 01:08:33,417 Just finished doing a proctoscopy. And you? 998 01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:35,333 Things could be better. 999 01:08:36,292 --> 01:08:40,708 - Is that job in Boston still going? - Of course. Are you coming? 1000 01:08:45,625 --> 01:08:47,042 Wave to Uncle. 1001 01:08:48,208 --> 01:08:51,708 Hello, Uncle. Follow us to where Riccardo and Valerio are. 1002 01:08:51,792 --> 01:08:52,833 Come on. 1003 01:08:59,542 --> 01:09:01,625 Film the sandcastle. 1004 01:09:03,083 --> 01:09:04,750 You cheeky things. 1005 01:09:11,750 --> 01:09:15,625 Let's stand there then uncle can film us 1006 01:09:15,708 --> 01:09:17,792 and we can show it to Daddy. 1007 01:10:15,958 --> 01:10:17,083 The warthog! 1008 01:10:18,417 --> 01:10:20,000 Are you stupid? 1009 01:10:20,875 --> 01:10:24,542 - You're funny without your lisp. - She sounds intelligent. 1010 01:10:24,625 --> 01:10:27,792 - It's odd. - I know you think I'm stupid. 1011 01:10:27,875 --> 01:10:30,583 I'm teasing. Let's kiss and make up. 1012 01:10:32,250 --> 01:10:34,500 Not with your tongue! Ugh! 1013 01:10:34,583 --> 01:10:35,958 What's Dad doing? 1014 01:10:39,042 --> 01:10:41,083 - Looking for tellins. - Tellins? 1015 01:10:41,792 --> 01:10:43,833 - They're extinct. - Is that so? 1016 01:10:46,708 --> 01:10:50,417 What if we were compelled to tell the truth like Dad? 1017 01:10:50,500 --> 01:10:52,708 - It would be a disaster. - Why? 1018 01:10:53,292 --> 01:10:56,000 I'd have to tell you what I thought of your acting. 1019 01:10:58,083 --> 01:10:59,125 Tell me then. 1020 01:10:59,917 --> 01:11:02,917 - Don't worry, tell me. - Cut it out. 1021 01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:06,125 - Why? Come on! - Do you want the truth? 1022 01:11:06,208 --> 01:11:07,250 Yes. 1023 01:11:08,500 --> 01:11:09,833 You're in the wrong job. 1024 01:11:10,958 --> 01:11:14,875 You wouldn't have been in all those TV dramas without Dad's help. 1025 01:11:18,417 --> 01:11:21,000 - I see. - You told me to tell the truth. 1026 01:11:21,083 --> 01:11:22,792 But not like that. 1027 01:11:22,875 --> 01:11:25,667 She suggested it, and now she doesn't like it. 1028 01:11:27,458 --> 01:11:30,042 - Tell me what you think of me. - It's a stupid game. 1029 01:11:30,625 --> 01:11:33,458 I won't be angry, Susanna, tell me what you think. 1030 01:11:33,542 --> 01:11:36,333 I think you're selfish and big-headed. 1031 01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:39,667 You act the anarchist, but you're just like Dad. 1032 01:11:41,083 --> 01:11:44,125 - You're wrong there. - Now you're annoyed. 1033 01:11:44,208 --> 01:11:47,042 You'd still be unemployed without Dad's help. 1034 01:11:47,125 --> 01:11:51,042 - How did you get your job? - I deserved it, unlike you. 1035 01:11:51,125 --> 01:11:53,292 No, you were second in line. 1036 01:11:53,375 --> 01:11:56,667 Then Dad made a phone call and you were first. 1037 01:11:57,250 --> 01:12:00,792 - Who told you that? - Dad, he speaks the truth. 1038 01:12:01,417 --> 01:12:02,625 You were second. 1039 01:12:09,917 --> 01:12:12,042 I should have kept my mouth shut. 1040 01:12:16,833 --> 01:12:19,292 Do you think you can control everything? 1041 01:12:20,292 --> 01:12:21,667 I didn't want your help. 1042 01:12:22,083 --> 01:12:25,625 I've always worked my butt off so I wouldn't have to ask. 1043 01:12:25,708 --> 01:12:28,708 You were wrong, no one gets anywhere alone. 1044 01:12:28,792 --> 01:12:31,417 If I hadn't pulled some strings, 1045 01:12:31,500 --> 01:12:34,458 you'd still be a poor wretch, like your friend Santini. 1046 01:12:34,542 --> 01:12:37,208 Do you consider an honest person a poor wretch? 1047 01:12:37,292 --> 01:12:39,583 What sort of crap mentality is that? 1048 01:12:39,667 --> 01:12:43,083 Thanks to this mentality, I have achieved a lot of things. 1049 01:12:43,167 --> 01:12:46,500 What have you achieved? You have failed on every level. 1050 01:12:46,583 --> 01:12:49,667 As a man, as a husband and as a father. 1051 01:12:49,750 --> 01:12:51,333 You're worth fuck all! 1052 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:35,458 THE TRUTH HURTS EVERY MONDAY AT 20:30 1053 01:14:01,083 --> 01:14:03,583 - Do you fancy me, Johnson? - I do. 1054 01:14:04,292 --> 01:14:06,833 - Tell me I'm beautiful. - You're beautiful. 1055 01:14:26,083 --> 01:14:27,625 - Come here. - Hi, Dad. 1056 01:14:27,708 --> 01:14:29,792 I want you to hear my song, do the beat. 1057 01:14:30,417 --> 01:14:33,042 - Are you crazy? - With your mouth! 1058 01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:38,542 Life is unforgiving Your mother is a whore 1059 01:14:38,625 --> 01:14:41,375 Says I can't get it up So no more money for her 1060 01:14:46,625 --> 01:14:47,667 Valerio! 1061 01:14:56,625 --> 01:14:58,542 Where are my underpants? 1062 01:14:58,625 --> 01:15:02,167 I don't know why, but this painting cheers me up. 1063 01:15:02,250 --> 01:15:03,583 Really? 1064 01:15:03,667 --> 01:15:05,208 It's called "The Funeral". 1065 01:15:08,167 --> 01:15:09,458 Hello, my dears. 1066 01:15:09,542 --> 01:15:11,750 Looking at these blobs of paint 1067 01:15:11,833 --> 01:15:13,792 thrown on any old how? 1068 01:15:13,875 --> 01:15:16,458 - Yes, precisely. - Max, come here. 1069 01:15:17,458 --> 01:15:21,208 I've brought Max with me, because I've got this… 1070 01:15:21,292 --> 01:15:23,083 amazing idea! 1071 01:15:23,167 --> 01:15:24,875 - Hi. - Susie. 1072 01:15:25,542 --> 01:15:26,583 Listen to me. 1073 01:15:27,125 --> 01:15:29,292 You and Max are getting married. 1074 01:15:29,375 --> 01:15:31,625 What? I'm not marrying him! 1075 01:15:31,708 --> 01:15:32,958 Susie! 1076 01:15:34,667 --> 01:15:37,125 We'll get divorced afterwards. It's brilliant! 1077 01:15:37,208 --> 01:15:38,250 Precisely! 1078 01:15:38,958 --> 01:15:41,833 You've not worked since your dad went doolally. 1079 01:15:41,917 --> 01:15:44,250 He's not worked since the trannie affair. 1080 01:15:44,333 --> 01:15:48,500 This marriage will launch your careers and we'll start again. 1081 01:15:49,417 --> 01:15:52,208 Naturally, a baby would be ideal. 1082 01:15:52,792 --> 01:15:55,667 - We'll work on that. - I'm speechless. 1083 01:15:55,750 --> 01:15:56,958 I know. 1084 01:15:57,625 --> 01:16:01,375 Don't thank me, I've organized the wedding for next week. 1085 01:16:01,458 --> 01:16:04,958 I've already sold the photos of your honeymoon. 1086 01:16:06,958 --> 01:16:10,875 You don't get it, I'd never do such an absurd thing. 1087 01:16:12,667 --> 01:16:13,833 You've wounded me! 1088 01:16:42,792 --> 01:16:45,083 - What are you doing? - Too hasty? 1089 01:16:46,750 --> 01:16:50,500 You said you would like to visit Paris… 1090 01:16:54,833 --> 01:16:55,875 I'll take you there. 1091 01:17:00,792 --> 01:17:02,917 Valerio… thank you. 1092 01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:04,250 You're welcome. 1093 01:17:06,125 --> 01:17:07,625 But I'm engaged to Nadir. 1094 01:17:09,792 --> 01:17:11,333 We're getting married. 1095 01:17:14,917 --> 01:17:16,542 I didn't know, I got it wrong. 1096 01:17:16,625 --> 01:17:18,500 No, it's… 1097 01:17:20,542 --> 01:17:21,833 Forgive me. 1098 01:17:27,167 --> 01:17:28,208 A wedding present. 1099 01:17:38,125 --> 01:17:42,167 When you make a decision, you never know whether it's right… 1100 01:17:42,250 --> 01:17:43,750 or wrong. 1101 01:17:43,833 --> 01:17:46,542 The boy is standing there in front of the ball, 1102 01:17:46,625 --> 01:17:48,417 the spectators are watching. 1103 01:17:49,208 --> 01:17:50,250 What's up? 1104 01:17:51,417 --> 01:17:53,792 Are you sure I'm doing the right thing? 1105 01:17:53,875 --> 01:17:56,125 Susanna, give it a go. 1106 01:17:56,208 --> 01:17:59,708 You know it, you're good, give it a go. 1107 01:18:01,458 --> 01:18:04,042 Just concentrate and walk out. 1108 01:18:06,583 --> 01:18:07,625 Well done. 1109 01:18:08,792 --> 01:18:11,167 - Thanks. - Thank you. 1110 01:18:11,250 --> 01:18:13,667 When we occupied this theater, 1111 01:18:13,750 --> 01:18:17,208 we decided there would be room for everyone. 1112 01:18:17,625 --> 01:18:20,583 This evening an actress has come to see us, 1113 01:18:20,667 --> 01:18:24,000 who we don't often see around here, 1114 01:18:24,083 --> 01:18:26,542 but she wants to offer her support. 1115 01:18:26,625 --> 01:18:28,167 Susanna Spagnolo. 1116 01:18:49,458 --> 01:18:51,583 Coherence by Amelie Lacombe. 1117 01:18:51,667 --> 01:18:53,833 Louder! 1118 01:18:53,917 --> 01:18:57,042 Coherence by Amelie Lacombe. 1119 01:19:00,125 --> 01:19:04,333 Whispering without the desire to react 1120 01:19:05,875 --> 01:19:07,625 I sit on the night. 1121 01:19:08,875 --> 01:19:10,500 And I ask you, 1122 01:19:11,667 --> 01:19:13,250 what is life? 1123 01:19:13,875 --> 01:19:15,292 What is death? 1124 01:19:15,833 --> 01:19:17,333 What is sacrifice? 1125 01:19:18,333 --> 01:19:20,250 What is coherence? 1126 01:19:20,333 --> 01:19:24,167 Coherence is that you shouldn't be on that stage! 1127 01:19:24,250 --> 01:19:27,750 Your father's stolen all his life and you come preaching to us? 1128 01:19:27,833 --> 01:19:30,458 There's a stink of comrades in here. 1129 01:19:30,542 --> 01:19:32,833 - Get off! - Leave! 1130 01:19:33,625 --> 01:19:36,458 You're all very clever! 1131 01:19:36,542 --> 01:19:38,042 You go instead! 1132 01:19:38,125 --> 01:19:40,667 She has a right to be on that stage like everyone else. 1133 01:19:40,750 --> 01:19:43,792 Communists love to tear each other apart. 1134 01:19:47,833 --> 01:19:50,792 - Listen to Zorro! - Excuse me! 1135 01:19:50,875 --> 01:19:52,042 Excuse me. 1136 01:20:02,042 --> 01:20:03,083 Susanna! 1137 01:20:06,208 --> 01:20:09,167 - Wait! - Where have you brought me? 1138 01:20:09,250 --> 01:20:12,167 - I'll always be their enemy. - Only a few booed. 1139 01:20:12,250 --> 01:20:14,542 - The others were listening. - Liar! 1140 01:20:14,625 --> 01:20:16,625 They were all thinking the same thing. 1141 01:20:16,708 --> 01:20:21,542 They'll always consider me the politician's daughter, the bitch. 1142 01:20:21,625 --> 01:20:23,417 You're already a different person, 1143 01:20:24,125 --> 01:20:25,917 and you don't realise it. 1144 01:20:43,917 --> 01:20:45,625 - Hello? - Riccardo. 1145 01:20:46,667 --> 01:20:48,417 You'd better come. 1146 01:21:02,167 --> 01:21:05,500 - What happened? - Problems during the operation. 1147 01:21:07,042 --> 01:21:10,625 Why's she here? D'Onofrio did the operation. 1148 01:21:10,708 --> 01:21:13,542 - That's what I thought. - That's what they said. 1149 01:21:45,750 --> 01:21:47,208 Friends of the board, 1150 01:21:47,292 --> 01:21:50,500 to make a profit in the future, we must be ruthless. 1151 01:21:50,583 --> 01:21:54,667 We have three priorities, to renegotiate with our suppliers, 1152 01:21:54,750 --> 01:21:55,875 and… 1153 01:21:55,958 --> 01:22:01,208 - Redistribute… - Goods past their sell-by dates, 1154 01:22:01,292 --> 01:22:03,542 and make staff cuts. 1155 01:22:03,625 --> 01:22:06,083 For example, the staff on maternity leave… 1156 01:22:06,167 --> 01:22:08,792 We'll get rid of them. 1157 01:22:08,875 --> 01:22:10,125 - Perfect. - Not really. 1158 01:22:12,542 --> 01:22:14,083 What cuts? 1159 01:22:15,250 --> 01:22:19,667 To make a profit we have to fire 15 percent of the staff. 1160 01:22:20,292 --> 01:22:22,792 And throw them out onto the street? 1161 01:22:22,875 --> 01:22:24,917 Who suggested that nonsense? 1162 01:22:26,042 --> 01:22:27,750 Honorable… 1163 01:22:27,833 --> 01:22:31,083 it's the only way to remain competitive in the market. 1164 01:22:31,167 --> 01:22:33,042 Competitive in the market! 1165 01:22:35,500 --> 01:22:37,042 Come with me. 1166 01:23:01,875 --> 01:23:02,917 Dad. 1167 01:23:04,875 --> 01:23:05,917 Dad! 1168 01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:16,083 REMOVE THE RUBBLE FREE L'AQUILA 1169 01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:59,875 WE WEREN'T LAUGHING AT 3:32 A.M. 1170 01:24:14,667 --> 01:24:15,958 I accepted a bribe… 1171 01:24:17,292 --> 01:24:19,708 to allow someone to construct this building, 1172 01:24:21,083 --> 01:24:22,417 many years ago. 1173 01:24:23,417 --> 01:24:28,958 That money was used as a down payment on the home you grew up in. 1174 01:24:44,875 --> 01:24:47,958 Article 54, Paragraph Two. 1175 01:24:48,042 --> 01:24:51,042 "Those citizens to whom public functions are entrusted 1176 01:24:51,125 --> 01:24:55,167 have the duty to fulfill them with discipline and honor." 1177 01:24:56,500 --> 01:24:57,542 Good. 1178 01:24:58,292 --> 01:25:00,333 That's very reassuring. 1179 01:25:06,333 --> 01:25:07,375 Hello. 1180 01:25:08,625 --> 01:25:10,708 I came to say goodbye. 1181 01:25:10,792 --> 01:25:13,083 I won't be working for you anymore. 1182 01:25:14,458 --> 01:25:17,500 SUSANNA SPAGNOLO MARRIES SOAP OPERA IDOL 1183 01:25:19,625 --> 01:25:21,208 Wait, Marco… 1184 01:25:21,292 --> 01:25:22,958 Congratulations. 1185 01:25:28,667 --> 01:25:31,292 Your mother was very pretty when she was young. 1186 01:25:32,375 --> 01:25:36,167 But I only married her because her father was a politician. 1187 01:25:36,250 --> 01:25:37,667 I was ambitious. 1188 01:25:38,375 --> 01:25:42,208 I thought he would get me in the party, further my career. 1189 01:25:42,292 --> 01:25:45,583 I don't want to hear this. I feel bad enough. 1190 01:25:45,667 --> 01:25:47,458 Listen to me. 1191 01:25:47,542 --> 01:25:51,583 I ditched the girl I was with to marry your mother. 1192 01:25:52,417 --> 01:25:56,250 Her name was Teresa, the only girl I ever loved. 1193 01:25:58,375 --> 01:26:00,500 And I still think about her sometimes. 1194 01:26:00,583 --> 01:26:01,625 Teresa… 1195 01:26:02,292 --> 01:26:03,667 She had this ass… 1196 01:26:08,417 --> 01:26:12,083 It's very rude of your parents not to come. 1197 01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:14,250 Ok, be happy, be happy! 1198 01:26:14,917 --> 01:26:17,625 I've got a VIP to marry you. 1199 01:26:17,708 --> 01:26:20,167 Don't look, try and guess. 1200 01:26:21,042 --> 01:26:22,375 Make a wish. 1201 01:26:22,917 --> 01:26:24,417 Surprise! 1202 01:26:26,125 --> 01:26:30,000 Guys, all together. Nuptials! 1203 01:26:30,083 --> 01:26:31,750 Nuptials! 1204 01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:38,083 Stop! Hooray for the bride and groom! 1205 01:26:40,625 --> 01:26:43,083 This is wonderful! 1206 01:26:43,167 --> 01:26:45,625 You look gorgeous! 1207 01:26:45,708 --> 01:26:48,375 - Where's she going? - What's going on? 1208 01:26:48,458 --> 01:26:51,042 Susanna! You'll ruin me! 1209 01:26:56,292 --> 01:26:57,333 Hello, Dad. 1210 01:26:58,958 --> 01:27:02,333 Look at these documents. They concern your company. 1211 01:27:03,958 --> 01:27:05,250 They might just help. 1212 01:28:08,875 --> 01:28:11,000 - What's up? - Well? 1213 01:28:11,583 --> 01:28:14,458 - I don't feel like talking. - Listen to me. 1214 01:28:14,542 --> 01:28:19,625 You've always put on airs, always been ready to judge others. 1215 01:28:19,708 --> 01:28:23,458 But remember, only people who act make mistakes. 1216 01:28:23,542 --> 01:28:26,083 You've succeeded very well at that. 1217 01:28:26,167 --> 01:28:29,083 Yes, I've made mistakes, but at least I did something. 1218 01:28:29,167 --> 01:28:32,250 You've always stood still, without moving. 1219 01:28:32,333 --> 01:28:34,625 Instead of looking at other people's mistakes, 1220 01:28:34,708 --> 01:28:38,000 it's time to look at your own responsibilities. 1221 01:28:38,083 --> 01:28:40,500 Don't like how things stand? Then change them! 1222 01:29:08,875 --> 01:29:10,917 I'm ruined! 1223 01:30:16,958 --> 01:30:19,875 I love your fleeting superficiality! 1224 01:30:21,417 --> 01:30:22,958 Fleeting! 1225 01:30:23,042 --> 01:30:26,625 - Let me sit down. - It's a great party. 1226 01:30:26,708 --> 01:30:29,292 Come on, let's dance. 1227 01:30:29,375 --> 01:30:32,458 - Come on, Big Phil's here too. - Who cares! 1228 01:30:32,542 --> 01:30:34,000 Come on! 1229 01:30:34,083 --> 01:30:37,208 - He'll be offended! - That's enough! 1230 01:30:37,833 --> 01:30:41,542 I'm not a queer, I've always faked it! 1231 01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:45,333 You have to be part of a lobby to get work in this country, 1232 01:30:45,417 --> 01:30:48,750 and I'm in the lobby of queers! 1233 01:30:48,833 --> 01:30:51,708 But I'm not a queer. 1234 01:30:51,792 --> 01:30:56,250 I prefer the Bermuda Triangle! 1235 01:30:56,333 --> 01:30:58,417 Hooray for pussy! 1236 01:31:02,583 --> 01:31:05,583 Sorry to get you up at this time of night. 1237 01:31:05,667 --> 01:31:08,125 The inspector's coming tomorrow. 1238 01:31:08,208 --> 01:31:11,083 - We can still do something. - What? 1239 01:31:11,167 --> 01:31:14,083 Chain ourselves to the catheter cupboard? 1240 01:31:14,167 --> 01:31:15,208 No. 1241 01:31:15,917 --> 01:31:17,458 It says here 1242 01:31:17,542 --> 01:31:21,542 that the decision will be made based on how many machines work, 1243 01:31:21,625 --> 01:31:25,167 the number of patients and the competence of the staff. 1244 01:31:25,250 --> 01:31:28,250 We have no chance then! The machines are broken, 1245 01:31:28,333 --> 01:31:30,917 the staff are exhausted and the patients, 1246 01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:34,417 with all due respect to the oldies, are half-dead. 1247 01:31:34,500 --> 01:31:35,792 You know what? 1248 01:31:36,417 --> 01:31:40,083 We'll get together to repair the machines 1249 01:31:40,167 --> 01:31:42,125 and get the unit in order. 1250 01:31:42,208 --> 01:31:43,250 Yes! 1251 01:31:44,375 --> 01:31:46,958 We'll call friends and get them admitted. 1252 01:31:47,042 --> 01:31:49,167 - They're on their last legs anyway. - Good. 1253 01:31:49,250 --> 01:31:54,167 Who knows how to repair Doppler and dialysis machines? 1254 01:31:54,250 --> 01:31:57,000 - Fugly. - An ugly friend of yours? 1255 01:31:57,083 --> 01:31:58,167 No, me. 1256 01:31:59,333 --> 01:32:01,292 - He is ugly! - What's your name? 1257 01:32:01,375 --> 01:32:04,583 - Fugly. - Is that your nickname? 1258 01:32:04,667 --> 01:32:06,708 - No, my surname. - Is it on your ID? 1259 01:32:06,792 --> 01:32:07,833 Yes. 1260 01:32:08,833 --> 01:32:09,875 Chin up, boy. 1261 01:32:10,542 --> 01:32:13,083 - You have my sympathy. - Thank you. 1262 01:32:13,167 --> 01:32:16,458 - That's quite all right. - Can you repair these machines? 1263 01:32:16,542 --> 01:32:20,750 I usually repair washing machines, but I can try. 1264 01:32:25,750 --> 01:32:27,292 It weighs a ton. 1265 01:32:27,375 --> 01:32:30,875 Gaetano, be in pain. I'll explain later. 1266 01:32:30,958 --> 01:32:32,000 Rush here. 1267 01:32:32,500 --> 01:32:35,125 These old folks are all deaf! 1268 01:32:35,917 --> 01:32:38,000 We'll put these hamsters in here. 1269 01:32:41,792 --> 01:32:45,000 Crikey, what have you eaten? 1270 01:32:45,083 --> 01:32:47,833 Laxative for everyone tomorrow. 1271 01:32:47,917 --> 01:32:51,417 Let's see if it works. 1272 01:32:53,750 --> 01:32:56,833 - It was the spinner. - Well done, Fugly. 1273 01:32:56,917 --> 01:32:58,000 Riccardo. 1274 01:33:02,667 --> 01:33:03,833 What is it? 1275 01:33:05,167 --> 01:33:07,292 I can help too, you know. 1276 01:33:07,375 --> 01:33:08,708 How? 1277 01:33:10,958 --> 01:33:13,875 He jumps onto the saddle with a jump 1278 01:33:15,458 --> 01:33:18,042 and falls over the other side. 1279 01:33:18,833 --> 01:33:20,083 That's enough, thanks. 1280 01:33:23,875 --> 01:33:25,958 - Goodbye. - Well done. 1281 01:33:26,667 --> 01:33:28,167 - Very well done. - Thanks. 1282 01:33:31,333 --> 01:33:32,542 What did you think? 1283 01:33:32,625 --> 01:33:35,292 We'll use him if we don't find anyone better. 1284 01:33:35,375 --> 01:33:39,500 - It went well. - I could have done better. 1285 01:33:40,333 --> 01:33:41,917 The next one, please. 1286 01:33:43,500 --> 01:33:46,292 - And you are? - Susanna Spagnolo. 1287 01:33:48,042 --> 01:33:50,167 - The politician's daughter? - Unfortunately. 1288 01:33:50,250 --> 01:33:53,125 - What have you got for us? - A sonnet by Shakespeare. 1289 01:33:53,208 --> 01:33:54,292 Goodness! 1290 01:33:56,083 --> 01:34:00,125 - Serpieri's translation, I hope. - I don't really know. 1291 01:34:01,542 --> 01:34:02,583 Go ahead. 1292 01:34:04,542 --> 01:34:08,542 So are you to my thoughts as food to life 1293 01:34:08,625 --> 01:34:11,917 Or as sweet-season'd showers are to the ground 1294 01:34:12,000 --> 01:34:15,417 And for the peace of you I hold such strife 1295 01:34:15,500 --> 01:34:18,333 As 'twixt a miser and his wealth is found. 1296 01:34:19,750 --> 01:34:22,083 Now proud as an enjoyer, and anon, 1297 01:34:22,500 --> 01:34:26,250 doubting the filching age will steal his treasure 1298 01:34:28,958 --> 01:34:31,750 Now counting best to be with you alone 1299 01:34:33,000 --> 01:34:36,500 Then better'd that the world may see my pleasure 1300 01:34:38,542 --> 01:34:41,833 Sometime all full with feasting on your sight 1301 01:34:42,542 --> 01:34:45,375 And by and by cleanstarved for a look 1302 01:34:48,083 --> 01:34:50,875 Possessing or pursuing no delight 1303 01:34:52,167 --> 01:34:54,167 Save what is had, 1304 01:34:59,667 --> 01:35:02,250 or must from you be took. 1305 01:35:03,750 --> 01:35:04,792 She's good. 1306 01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:08,792 - Shall we offer her the part? - No. 1307 01:35:09,833 --> 01:35:10,875 Good morning. 1308 01:35:11,500 --> 01:35:12,542 Hello. 1309 01:35:14,167 --> 01:35:17,792 You told me there weren't many patients, but it's packed! 1310 01:35:18,375 --> 01:35:20,083 Is this the dialysis room? 1311 01:35:21,125 --> 01:35:24,542 As you can see all the machines are out of… 1312 01:35:24,625 --> 01:35:25,667 order. 1313 01:35:28,042 --> 01:35:30,125 - Good morning. - It doesn't look like it. 1314 01:35:30,875 --> 01:35:34,000 Everything's working. How can I shut this unit? 1315 01:35:35,792 --> 01:35:38,208 I don't understand what's happened. 1316 01:35:38,292 --> 01:35:39,625 Wish to see the rest? 1317 01:35:42,958 --> 01:35:44,000 After you. 1318 01:35:46,500 --> 01:35:49,792 Unfortunately the hygiene leaves a lot to be desired. 1319 01:35:49,875 --> 01:35:52,792 It all seems clean and nice smelling to me. 1320 01:35:52,875 --> 01:35:53,917 That's right. 1321 01:35:56,083 --> 01:35:59,708 Eucalyptus. I like the unit to smell nice. 1322 01:35:59,792 --> 01:36:03,667 When I'm feeling really inspired, I use peppermint spray. 1323 01:36:03,750 --> 01:36:05,875 - Do you like it? - Very much so. 1324 01:36:05,958 --> 01:36:08,542 Inspector, let me show you the other rooms. 1325 01:36:09,958 --> 01:36:11,250 Good morning. 1326 01:36:12,542 --> 01:36:13,583 Well? 1327 01:36:14,375 --> 01:36:18,000 It all seems up to standard in here. 1328 01:36:18,083 --> 01:36:20,458 - Nice. - Magnificent. 1329 01:36:21,625 --> 01:36:23,500 What are those? 1330 01:36:24,417 --> 01:36:28,208 One of the patient's hamsters. 1331 01:36:28,292 --> 01:36:31,167 Hamsters, nutrias, they're all sewer rats. 1332 01:36:31,250 --> 01:36:35,083 I cannot leave a unit open that is infested by rats. 1333 01:36:35,167 --> 01:36:37,958 - I'll have to close it. - You're quite right. 1334 01:36:38,042 --> 01:36:39,750 I'm sorry, but you're right. 1335 01:36:42,208 --> 01:36:43,625 I see. 1336 01:36:44,833 --> 01:36:47,042 They should give you both an Oscar. 1337 01:36:47,125 --> 01:36:49,000 I don't know what you mean. 1338 01:36:49,083 --> 01:36:52,292 I'll go and organize the transfer of your patients. 1339 01:36:52,375 --> 01:36:55,625 - They'll catch lectospirosis. - Leptospirosis. 1340 01:37:01,583 --> 01:37:03,125 Give up, Spagnolo. 1341 01:37:03,750 --> 01:37:04,833 You've lost! 1342 01:37:07,917 --> 01:37:09,333 Here's that document. 1343 01:37:14,792 --> 01:37:16,250 Know what this is? 1344 01:37:17,208 --> 01:37:18,833 Marisa's death certificate. 1345 01:37:20,083 --> 01:37:22,542 It says she didn't undergo surgery here. 1346 01:37:22,625 --> 01:37:25,042 She had the by-pass in your clinic, 1347 01:37:25,125 --> 01:37:29,417 but then something went wrong and you brought her back here. 1348 01:37:29,500 --> 01:37:31,458 But she was already dead. 1349 01:37:35,042 --> 01:37:36,458 You forged her records. 1350 01:37:36,542 --> 01:37:38,167 You'll go to jail for that. 1351 01:37:40,917 --> 01:37:42,667 It seems we've both lost. 1352 01:37:46,292 --> 01:37:50,792 So I will work hard to achieve all these goals, 1353 01:37:50,875 --> 01:37:53,542 even if it means being ruthless. 1354 01:37:53,625 --> 01:37:54,667 Thank you. 1355 01:37:59,167 --> 01:38:00,917 Right. 1356 01:38:01,000 --> 01:38:06,042 It seems Pellizzaro's programme is very thorough and satisfying. 1357 01:38:08,542 --> 01:38:11,208 - Shall we hear Spagnolo now? - Right. 1358 01:38:11,292 --> 01:38:13,250 Excuse me. Can you switch it off? 1359 01:38:14,250 --> 01:38:16,750 - Gentlemen of the board… - Hello? 1360 01:38:19,125 --> 01:38:22,333 My programme is very different from Mr. Pellizzaro's. 1361 01:38:22,417 --> 01:38:27,750 I have no intention of buying cheap food to dump on our clients, 1362 01:38:27,833 --> 01:38:31,250 or saving money on workplace security 1363 01:38:31,333 --> 01:38:34,542 or making drastic cuts to the staff. 1364 01:38:34,625 --> 01:38:37,708 In spite of this, I think you'll elect me, 1365 01:38:37,792 --> 01:38:39,833 and I'll tell you why. 1366 01:38:41,792 --> 01:38:43,208 He's annoyed. 1367 01:38:43,292 --> 01:38:45,333 I'm pleased to see you're smiling. 1368 01:38:46,333 --> 01:38:48,667 The first vote I'll receive is 1369 01:38:48,750 --> 01:38:50,667 Mr. Scarponi's. 1370 01:38:50,750 --> 01:38:55,167 If only to keep his nasty Thursday habit a secret. 1371 01:38:55,250 --> 01:38:56,917 Do you like it? 1372 01:38:57,000 --> 01:38:59,875 Are they Cubans or Brazilians? 1373 01:38:59,958 --> 01:39:01,000 Pass them round. 1374 01:39:02,083 --> 01:39:05,208 You're very photogenic. 1375 01:39:05,292 --> 01:39:09,042 I'll receive votes from Mr. Lagrasta and Mr. Valvo 1376 01:39:09,125 --> 01:39:11,125 who were also laughing. 1377 01:39:11,208 --> 01:39:15,833 I have a video here of them bribing the Finance Police. 1378 01:39:15,917 --> 01:39:21,708 If you're interested, I've got an HD version too. 1379 01:39:21,792 --> 01:39:25,000 And Cerbai the tax evader will also vote for me. 1380 01:39:25,708 --> 01:39:27,750 You leave evidence lying around! 1381 01:39:27,833 --> 01:39:29,833 Where people can find them. 1382 01:39:29,917 --> 01:39:32,208 Then I'll have the vote 1383 01:39:32,292 --> 01:39:34,667 of a man who likes underage girls, 1384 01:39:34,750 --> 01:39:37,167 but for decency's sake… 1385 01:39:37,250 --> 01:39:39,625 I'll withhold his name for now. 1386 01:39:43,292 --> 01:39:46,625 - It went down the wrong way. - Are we all agreed then? 1387 01:39:46,708 --> 01:39:48,208 Who votes for Spagnolo? 1388 01:40:26,750 --> 01:40:29,292 AREA CONFISCATED UNDER MAGISTRATE'S ORDERS 1389 01:40:52,667 --> 01:40:55,500 Understand? Managing director. 1390 01:40:58,667 --> 01:41:01,375 - Come on! - I'll cook. 1391 01:41:01,458 --> 01:41:03,583 "It is the duty of parents 1392 01:41:03,667 --> 01:41:07,042 to support, raise and educate their children." 1393 01:41:07,708 --> 01:41:12,083 But now there's another question: Who educates the parents? 1394 01:41:12,167 --> 01:41:14,375 - Can I wheedle a drink? - Here. 1395 01:41:14,458 --> 01:41:17,625 Cured and boiled ham? No, it's the ABC of… 1396 01:41:17,708 --> 01:41:20,250 - Of what? - You could have tried something else. 1397 01:41:20,333 --> 01:41:23,292 Something different, a cheese dish maybe. 1398 01:41:25,458 --> 01:41:26,667 Darling! 1399 01:41:28,292 --> 01:41:30,250 Your aperitif! 1400 01:41:30,833 --> 01:41:33,208 - Oven gloves? - Thanks, darling. 1401 01:41:33,750 --> 01:41:35,083 Oven gloves? 1402 01:41:35,167 --> 01:41:38,375 - Aren't you doing anything? - I'm the managing director! 1403 01:41:38,458 --> 01:41:40,458 Fuck off! 1404 01:41:40,542 --> 01:41:42,750 I'll do without! It's hot! Move! 1405 01:41:42,833 --> 01:41:44,333 Shift, Riccardo. 1406 01:41:44,417 --> 01:41:47,125 - Use the oven gloves! - It's hot! 1407 01:41:47,208 --> 01:41:49,375 I want to tell you the truth. 1408 01:41:49,458 --> 01:41:53,250 My favorite article is article 21. 1409 01:41:53,333 --> 01:41:55,917 - Dad! - He can't hear you. 1410 01:41:56,000 --> 01:42:01,125 "Everyone has the right to freely express their thoughts." 1411 01:42:01,208 --> 01:42:03,458 Even those who think differently from you. 1412 01:42:03,542 --> 01:42:07,708 That is why I'm curious to hear what my guest has to say. 1413 01:42:07,792 --> 01:42:09,500 Where's Dad? 1414 01:42:09,583 --> 01:42:11,792 The Honorable Michele Spagnolo. 1415 01:42:11,875 --> 01:42:12,958 I know where he is. 1416 01:42:14,458 --> 01:42:17,125 No booing, let's show some respect. 1417 01:42:17,208 --> 01:42:19,208 Thank you, don't worry. 1418 01:42:19,917 --> 01:42:22,167 Right, I can imagine… 1419 01:42:22,250 --> 01:42:27,000 the look on my children's faces back home. 1420 01:42:27,083 --> 01:42:29,000 I don't believe it. 1421 01:42:29,500 --> 01:42:32,625 You see, I'm here because I have a problem. 1422 01:42:32,708 --> 01:42:35,833 I just can't tell lies anymore. 1423 01:42:35,917 --> 01:42:38,333 But, seeing I have something to tell you, 1424 01:42:38,417 --> 01:42:40,875 if you don't mind, I will. 1425 01:42:44,000 --> 01:42:45,292 Let's go. 1426 01:42:45,375 --> 01:42:46,667 Let's go! 1427 01:42:47,542 --> 01:42:49,667 - Valerio. - Yes, I'm coming. 1428 01:42:49,750 --> 01:42:52,000 Excuse me. 1429 01:42:52,708 --> 01:42:55,542 When a waiter brings your bill, 1430 01:42:55,625 --> 01:42:59,042 you always read how much it is, don't you? 1431 01:42:59,125 --> 01:43:03,208 Do you prefer to choose what you'll eat, 1432 01:43:03,292 --> 01:43:06,458 or will you make do with what we give you? 1433 01:43:07,000 --> 01:43:08,750 Because if you haven't realised, 1434 01:43:08,833 --> 01:43:12,083 we are up to tricks again here, 1435 01:43:12,167 --> 01:43:15,250 like with bicameralism, and the Historic Compromise. 1436 01:43:15,333 --> 01:43:20,375 Kids, get your parents to tell you what that was. 1437 01:43:20,458 --> 01:43:25,208 And right now we are making important decisions again, 1438 01:43:25,292 --> 01:43:28,792 without asking your permission, and you remain silent. 1439 01:43:30,667 --> 01:43:32,667 So I want to tell you something. 1440 01:43:32,750 --> 01:43:37,125 In order to preserve your identity as citizens… 1441 01:43:37,208 --> 01:43:38,333 in this country, 1442 01:43:38,417 --> 01:43:43,042 you have to insist on a new article being added to the Constitution. 1443 01:43:43,125 --> 01:43:46,500 Article 140, that says: 1444 01:43:46,583 --> 01:43:51,667 "All citizens have a right to know the truth." 1445 01:43:53,208 --> 01:43:58,083 You're thinking how will we know the truth if you don't tell us? 1446 01:43:58,167 --> 01:44:01,875 You're right. I have done this job for 40 years 1447 01:44:01,958 --> 01:44:05,208 and who has ever told the truth? 1448 01:44:05,292 --> 01:44:08,667 I have always seen to my own affairs, 1449 01:44:08,750 --> 01:44:12,167 together with those gentlemen, my colleagues, 1450 01:44:12,250 --> 01:44:15,250 and those hypocrites, my opponents. 1451 01:44:15,333 --> 01:44:19,458 And in Italy it's almost a virtue to be cunning. 1452 01:44:19,542 --> 01:44:21,250 «People even envy you! 1453 01:44:21,750 --> 01:44:26,042 "I'll vote for him because he's a sly fox, he knows how it's done." 1454 01:44:26,125 --> 01:44:30,083 "I prefer a guy who goes with young girls rather than with trannies." 1455 01:44:30,167 --> 01:44:33,250 They choose the lesser evil. 1456 01:44:33,333 --> 01:44:37,833 They hold him up as an example, as though there's no better way. 1457 01:44:37,917 --> 01:44:40,417 As though there's no alternative. 1458 01:44:40,500 --> 01:44:43,500 How can you envy a man like me 1459 01:44:43,583 --> 01:44:46,417 who has always talked about values and the family, 1460 01:44:46,500 --> 01:44:48,625 but never respected his wife? 1461 01:44:50,583 --> 01:44:52,792 A man who helped to create a country 1462 01:44:52,875 --> 01:44:58,375 where people who deserve a job are forced to look for work abroad. 1463 01:44:59,792 --> 01:45:04,583 Others don't have a job or the money to go abroad, 1464 01:45:04,667 --> 01:45:07,042 and they are underpaid and exploited. 1465 01:45:07,125 --> 01:45:09,833 They're afraid of being fired at any second, 1466 01:45:09,917 --> 01:45:13,583 they're afraid they'll never see a miserly pension. 1467 01:45:14,292 --> 01:45:16,708 Remember, kids, 1468 01:45:16,792 --> 01:45:20,667 you're still in time to change things. 1469 01:45:20,750 --> 01:45:25,125 Because you're the ones who will be going to vote. 1470 01:45:25,208 --> 01:45:28,250 It's better to think than to believe. 1471 01:45:28,667 --> 01:45:31,708 It's better to choose and make sacrifices, 1472 01:45:31,792 --> 01:45:35,292 than behave in an indifferent manner. 1473 01:45:35,375 --> 01:45:38,292 Because if there are conflicts, 1474 01:45:38,375 --> 01:45:40,083 it means there are ideas. 1475 01:45:40,167 --> 01:45:43,542 And if there are lots of different ideas, 1476 01:45:43,625 --> 01:45:46,292 then democracy exists. 1477 01:45:46,375 --> 01:45:50,625 But be careful, you have to weigh us up carefully 1478 01:45:50,708 --> 01:45:54,875 before you give us a seat in Parliament and a pension for life. 1479 01:45:54,958 --> 01:45:56,833 Because over the years, 1480 01:45:56,917 --> 01:46:00,958 we have voted for people involved in the Mafia, Camorra, 1481 01:46:01,042 --> 01:46:04,583 'Ndrangeta, Sacra Corona Unita and so on. 1482 01:46:04,667 --> 01:46:07,500 And some knew that and voted for them. 1483 01:46:07,583 --> 01:46:10,833 Good, from this year it's been decided 1484 01:46:10,917 --> 01:46:15,125 that we are all to think more or less in the same way. 1485 01:46:15,208 --> 01:46:18,333 And we all have to be in the same boat. 1486 01:46:20,375 --> 01:46:23,000 But I don't want to get in this boat. 1487 01:46:23,708 --> 01:46:26,500 In fact, we don't want to get in. 1488 01:46:27,542 --> 01:46:31,125 I don't know whether this article 140… 1489 01:46:31,792 --> 01:46:34,375 will ever be added to the Constitution. 1490 01:46:35,000 --> 01:46:36,958 But as far as I'm concerned, 1491 01:46:37,042 --> 01:46:40,208 the right to the truth is already in force. 1492 01:46:40,292 --> 01:46:44,500 I'm learning that and so are my children. 1493 01:46:45,083 --> 01:46:47,083 And I hope gradually… 1494 01:46:47,167 --> 01:46:49,250 you will find out too. 1495 01:46:49,333 --> 01:46:55,083 I have a lot of things to say about how we ruled the country. 1496 01:46:55,167 --> 01:46:58,833 I could answer a lot of questions. 1497 01:46:58,917 --> 01:47:01,625 But don't worry, this is not a political rally. 1498 01:47:01,708 --> 01:47:05,042 I've finished with politics, I'm cured. 1499 01:47:05,792 --> 01:47:09,000 So I'm available for questioning by the magistrates. 1500 01:47:09,083 --> 01:47:12,333 Yes, Michele Spagnolo is here. 107709