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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,792 --> 00:00:11,533 HEY, JANIE. I'’M COLLECTING TOYS FOR CHARITY. 2 00:00:11,533 --> 00:00:12,925 GOT ANY? 3 00:00:12,925 --> 00:00:14,666 YOU CAN TAKE THIS ONE. 4 00:00:14,666 --> 00:00:18,670 SHE'’S UG-LY. 5 00:00:18,670 --> 00:00:21,543 THIS IS THE SUSAN B. ANTHONY DOLL I GAVE YOU. 6 00:00:21,543 --> 00:00:24,024 SHE FOUGHT TO GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO VOTE. 7 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:27,766 YEAH, AND I VOTE TO THROW HER OUT. 8 00:00:27,766 --> 00:00:29,029 BEING A GREAT WOMAN HAS NOTHING TO DO 9 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,247 WITH BEING BEAUTIFUL. 10 00:00:30,247 --> 00:00:32,989 EWW, THAT IS HIDEOUS. 11 00:00:32,989 --> 00:00:35,470 DAD, THIS IS SUSAN B. ANTHONY, 12 00:00:35,470 --> 00:00:37,907 ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT WOMEN IN HISTORY. 13 00:00:37,907 --> 00:00:39,256 REALLY? THIS WHOLE TIME I THOUGHT 14 00:00:39,256 --> 00:00:41,867 IT WAS STEVEN SEAGAL. 15 00:00:41,867 --> 00:00:43,347 COME ON. 16 00:00:43,347 --> 00:00:45,523 OUT OF MY WAY, TIME FOR {\an8}HARD DUTY. 17 00:00:45,523 --> 00:00:47,699 LOOK-- I KNOW YOUR MOTHER'’S MEATLOAF 18 00:00:47,699 --> 00:00:49,136 IS TOUGH ON THE PIPES, 19 00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:50,920 BUT I DON'’T NEED A BLOW-BY-BLOW, OKAY? 20 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:55,098 DAD, {\an8}THE FINAL PUSH IS THE NAME OF A VIDEO GAME. 21 00:00:55,098 --> 00:00:56,534 FITZY, CARLOS, AND I HAVE BEEN TRAINING 22 00:00:56,534 --> 00:00:58,536 FOR THIS ONLINE TOURNAMENT FOR WEEKS. 23 00:00:58,536 --> 00:00:59,972 ALL RIGHT, JUST DON'’T FORGET MY ONE RULE 24 00:00:59,972 --> 00:01:02,062 ABOUT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES. 25 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,715 DON'’T LET IT CUT INTO ACTUAL TV TIME. 26 00:01:03,715 --> 00:01:06,327 ATTA BOY. 27 00:01:08,938 --> 00:01:10,679 ARE YOU STILL HIDING FROM YOUR BOSS, SWEETIE? 28 00:01:10,679 --> 00:01:13,421 HE DIDN'’T FOLLOW YOU HOME, AMY. 29 00:01:13,421 --> 00:01:15,249 YA NEVER KNOW. RATINGS ON THE SOAP 30 00:01:15,249 --> 00:01:16,728 HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS LOW. 31 00:01:16,728 --> 00:01:18,861 CORDRELL'’S BEEN FIRING ACTORS LEFT AND RIGHT. 32 00:01:18,861 --> 00:01:20,906 I FIGURE HE CAN'’T FIRE ME IF HE CAN'’T FIND ME. 33 00:01:20,906 --> 00:01:23,431 LISTEN TO ME, I SEE CORDRELL ALL THE TIME AT THE GOLF COURSE 34 00:01:23,431 --> 00:01:25,476 AND HE SEEMS NICE ENOUGH TO ME. 35 00:01:25,476 --> 00:01:27,696 I GOTTA TAKE JANIE FOR HER GOLF LESSON, SO IF I RUN INTO HIM 36 00:01:27,696 --> 00:01:29,393 I'’LL JUST WORK SOME OF MY MAGIC ON HIM--OKAY? 37 00:01:29,393 --> 00:01:31,178 OH, THAT'’S SWEET, HONEY, BUT--BUT NO. 38 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:32,570 NO, DON'’T TALK TO HIM. 39 00:01:32,570 --> 00:01:33,963 WHY? 40 00:01:33,963 --> 00:01:35,660 '’CAUSE YOU'’LL RUIN MY CAREER. 41 00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:37,575 SO WHAT, YOU HAVE TO WALK AROUND DISGUISED 42 00:01:37,575 --> 00:01:39,316 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? WHAT'’S CORDRELL GOING TO SAY 43 00:01:39,316 --> 00:01:40,883 WHEN HE SEES YA? 44 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:43,059 "HEY, CRAZY, WEIRD, STRANGE, OLD LADY, WHO ARE YOU 45 00:01:43,059 --> 00:01:44,800 AND WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'’ HERE?" 46 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,759 STRANGER DANGER! I'’LL SAVE YOU, DAVID! 47 00:01:47,759 --> 00:01:49,935 AAH! 48 00:01:49,935 --> 00:01:52,851 OH, I STAND CORRECTED. 49 00:02:16,484 --> 00:02:19,922 DADDY, ARE WE TAKING THE LONG WAY TO THE CAR 50 00:02:19,922 --> 00:02:22,881 JUST TO SEE YOUR PLAQUE AGAIN? 51 00:02:22,881 --> 00:02:24,840 DON'’T BE SILLY. 52 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:27,973 I JUST CAME IN HERE TO CHECK THE PRICE ON VISORS. 53 00:02:27,973 --> 00:02:30,715 AND WHILE WE'’RE AT IT, COME ON, LET'’S GO LOOK AT THE PLAQUE, 54 00:02:30,715 --> 00:02:32,456 IT'’S RIGHT HERE. 55 00:02:32,456 --> 00:02:34,371 AREN'’T YOU PROUD THAT DAD HOLDS THE COURSE RECORD? 56 00:02:34,371 --> 00:02:39,115 IF I SAY YES, WOULD YOU BUY ME ONE OF THOSE PUPPETS? 57 00:02:39,115 --> 00:02:42,553 THOSE ARE NOT PUPPETS. THOSE ARE CLUB COVERS. 58 00:02:42,553 --> 00:02:44,381 ALTHOUGH THIS ONE LOOKS A LOT LIKE SPONGEBOB. 59 00:02:45,687 --> 00:02:46,992 OH! 60 00:02:46,992 --> 00:02:48,429 THAT'’S MOMMY'’S BOSS. 61 00:02:48,429 --> 00:02:50,735 I GOTTA GO TALK TO HIM. 62 00:02:50,735 --> 00:02:53,216 MOMMY SAID, "NO, DON'’T. 63 00:02:53,216 --> 00:02:56,088 YOU'’LL RUIN MY CAREER." 64 00:02:56,088 --> 00:02:59,048 THAT COULD MEAN ANYTHING. 65 00:02:59,048 --> 00:03:03,574 I THINK IT MEANS, "NO, DON'’T. YOU'’LL RUIN MY CAREER." 66 00:03:03,574 --> 00:03:05,924 GO PLAY WITH SPONGEBOB. 67 00:03:05,924 --> 00:03:08,057 EDWARD! DAVID HOBBS. 68 00:03:08,057 --> 00:03:10,146 OH, I KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE. 69 00:03:10,146 --> 00:03:11,539 YEAH, I KNOW YOU DO-- EVERYBODY DOES. 70 00:03:11,539 --> 00:03:13,018 I JUST SAY THAT TO APPEAR HUMBLE. 71 00:03:13,018 --> 00:03:14,759 LOOK, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW SOMETHING. 72 00:03:14,759 --> 00:03:17,327 I WANT YOU TO KNOW MY WIFE, AMY, SHE LOVES DOING THE SHOW. 73 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:21,201 SHE REALLY DOES AND... THINKS THE WORLD OF YOU. 74 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,028 MY WIFE AMY! 75 00:03:23,028 --> 00:03:25,335 YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT DOING THE SHOW MEANS TO HER... 76 00:03:25,335 --> 00:03:27,119 MY WIFE AMY. 77 00:03:27,119 --> 00:03:28,730 WELL, I THINK I HAVE SOME IDEA. 78 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:30,775 UH, PROBABLY ABOUT AS MUCH AS I ENJOYED HOLDING 79 00:03:30,775 --> 00:03:34,083 THE 16-YEAR COURSE RECORD BEFORE YOU TOOK IT AWAY. 80 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:36,128 LISTEN, WHY DON'’T WE GO OUT AND PLAY A ROUND THIS WEEKEND? 81 00:03:36,128 --> 00:03:37,695 THIS WAY, YOU COULD WIN YOUR RECORD BACK. 82 00:03:37,695 --> 00:03:39,567 WELL, I'’D LOVE TO, BUT THE CLUB IS CLOSED 83 00:03:39,567 --> 00:03:42,091 FOR THE LOCAL TEEN BEAUTY PAGEANT. 84 00:03:42,091 --> 00:03:43,962 TEEN BEAUTY PAGEANT? 85 00:03:43,962 --> 00:03:46,313 MAN, WHAT KIND OF PARENT PARADES THEIR DAUGHTERS AROUND 86 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:47,662 IN FRILLY BALL GOWNS JUST SO THEY CAN 87 00:03:47,662 --> 00:03:49,707 FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES, RIGHT? 88 00:03:49,707 --> 00:03:51,535 YEAH, MY DAUGHTER'’S IN THE PAGEANT. 89 00:03:51,535 --> 00:03:53,320 WELL, YOU DIDN'’T LET ME FINISH. 90 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:58,238 WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS THE BEST KIND OF PARENT--THAT'’S WHO. 91 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:02,285 COINCIDENTALLY, MY DAUGHTER EMILY IS IN THE BEAUTY PAGEANT. 92 00:04:02,285 --> 00:04:05,245 WELL, IT'’S NICE TO MEET A FELLOW PAGEANT ENTHUSIAST. 93 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:08,596 I-I-I HATE PEOPLE WHO DISMISS IT AS OLD-FASHIONED AND SEXIST. 94 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:10,032 WE KNOW IT'’S SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT. 95 00:04:10,032 --> 00:04:11,729 SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT. 96 00:04:11,729 --> 00:04:14,254 AND, AS A MATTER OF FACT, MY YOUNGEST ONE--MY LITTLE JANIE-- 97 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:17,866 SHE ASPIRES TO THE GRACE AND BEAUTY OF THE PAGEANT, AS WELL. 98 00:04:22,523 --> 00:04:24,264 THAT'’S NOT HER. 99 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:29,486 SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, YOU WANT ME TO ENTER 100 00:04:29,486 --> 00:04:32,750 A BEAUTY PAGEANT THAT GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING I BELIEVE? 101 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:34,622 WHY? 102 00:04:34,622 --> 00:04:36,450 I'’D RATHER NOT SAY. 103 00:04:36,450 --> 00:04:38,321 I'’LL ENTER A PAGEANT. 104 00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:39,583 I'’LL GIVE YOU TWO TICKETS 105 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:41,193 TO THE CONCERT OF YOUR CHOICE, EMILY. 106 00:04:41,193 --> 00:04:43,631 MY PRINCIPLES CAN'’T BE BOUGHT FOR TWO CONCERT TICKETS. 107 00:04:43,631 --> 00:04:45,633 I'’LL DO IT FOR FREE! 108 00:04:45,633 --> 00:04:47,025 AND WHAT DOES MOM THINK OF ALL THIS? 109 00:04:47,025 --> 00:04:48,636 I'’LL THROW IN A LIMO IF YOU DON'’T INVOLVE HER. 110 00:04:48,636 --> 00:04:50,681 I'’LL WALK THERE. 111 00:04:50,681 --> 00:04:53,118 YOU HAVE TO DO NOTHING. JUST GO DOWN THERE, SIGN UP. 112 00:04:53,118 --> 00:04:55,469 YOU DON'’T EVEN HAVE TO TRY. JUST GO AND SHOW UP. 113 00:04:55,469 --> 00:04:58,515 DAD, BEAUTY PAGEANTS SEND A HORRIBLE MESSAGE TO YOUNG GIRLS 114 00:04:58,515 --> 00:05:00,430 THAT OUTER BEAUTY MATTERS MOST. 115 00:05:00,430 --> 00:05:04,086 I LIKE THAT MESSAGE. 116 00:05:04,086 --> 00:05:07,524 THAT'’S A GOOD MESSAGE. 117 00:05:07,524 --> 00:05:09,221 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'’LL DO IT. 118 00:05:09,221 --> 00:05:11,702 REALLY? OH, GREAT. OKAY! 119 00:05:11,702 --> 00:05:15,402 BUT I AM DOING THIS DOG-AND-PONY SHOW MY WAY. 120 00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:20,972 DOGS AND PONIES TOO? CAN THIS GET ANY BETTER? 121 00:05:20,972 --> 00:05:22,713 OH, NOOOOO! 122 00:05:22,713 --> 00:05:25,281 MAN, I JUST GOT HERE! 123 00:05:25,281 --> 00:05:28,110 HEY, I'’M RETURNING YOUR DAD'’S FIVE IRON HE LENT ME. 124 00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:31,722 DON'’T TELL HIM, '’CAUSE HE DOESN'’T KNOW HE LENT IT. 125 00:05:31,722 --> 00:05:34,638 MARCUS, I HAVE BIGGER ISSUES RIGHT NOW. 126 00:05:34,638 --> 00:05:37,337 FITZY AND CARLOS ARE SICK AFTER EATING AT DISCOUNT TACO. 127 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,382 AND NOW THEY CAN'’T PLAY 128 00:05:39,382 --> 00:05:41,558 IN TOMORROW'’S VIDEO GAME TOURNAMENT. 129 00:05:41,558 --> 00:05:43,604 FIRST OF ALL, HOW MUCH MONEY WERE THEY TRYING TO SAVE 130 00:05:43,604 --> 00:05:47,434 BY EATING AT DISCOUNT TACO? MM! 131 00:05:47,434 --> 00:05:49,653 AND SECOND, CAN'’T YOU JUST PLAY WITHOUT THEM? 132 00:05:49,653 --> 00:05:52,526 NOPE. WE ENTERED AS A THREE-MAN SQUAD. 133 00:05:52,526 --> 00:05:55,180 SIX WEEKS OF TRAINING, JUST DOWN THE TOILET. 134 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:58,662 HA, ALONG WITH THOSE CHEAP TACOS. 135 00:05:58,662 --> 00:06:00,490 AM I RIGHT? CAN I...GET A... 136 00:06:00,490 --> 00:06:02,666 MARCUS, YOU DON'’T UNDERSTAND WHAT GOES INTO THESE ONLINE, 137 00:06:02,666 --> 00:06:04,233 MULTI-PLAYER GAMES. 138 00:06:04,233 --> 00:06:06,540 IT TAKES MONTHS TO EARN HEALTH PACKS, WEAPONRY,... 139 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:08,498 HOLD ON, I MEAN--I KNOW YOU'’RE SAYING WORDS. 140 00:06:08,498 --> 00:06:13,460 ALL I'’M HEARING IS BOOP, BOP, BOOP, BOOP, BOOP--NERD! 141 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:16,637 CAN'’T BELIEVE IT'’S COME TO THIS, BUT... 142 00:06:16,637 --> 00:06:19,640 WILL YOU GUYS BE ON MY SQUAD? 143 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:23,034 NO, I CAN'’T. 144 00:06:23,034 --> 00:06:25,776 MANY YEARS AGO, WHILE PLAYING {\an8} SAVE THE HUMANOIDS, 145 00:06:25,776 --> 00:06:28,866 I COULDN'’T SAVE THE HUMANOIDS, AND... 146 00:06:28,866 --> 00:06:31,956 I LIVE WITH THAT GUILT EVERY SINGLE DAY. 147 00:06:31,956 --> 00:06:35,786 BUT YOU START A NEW GAME AND THEY COME BACK, RIGHT? 148 00:06:35,786 --> 00:06:38,659 DO THEY, MARCUS? DO THEY? 149 00:06:41,052 --> 00:06:42,532 - HEY, HONEY! - HEY! 150 00:06:42,532 --> 00:06:44,186 OOH, I JUST BOUGHT THE CUTEST LITTLE JEGGINGS 151 00:06:44,186 --> 00:06:45,840 FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL. 152 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:47,232 HONEY, I'’VE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES, 153 00:06:47,232 --> 00:06:50,366 I DON'’T HAVE THE THIGHS FOR JEGGINGS. 154 00:06:50,366 --> 00:06:52,716 FORTUNATELY, EMILY DOES. WHERE IS SHE? 155 00:06:52,716 --> 00:06:54,457 SHE'’S UPSTAIRS, BUT HANG-- 156 00:06:54,457 --> 00:06:56,633 THERE'’S SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU. 157 00:06:56,633 --> 00:06:57,765 WHAT? IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG? 158 00:06:57,765 --> 00:06:59,854 WELL, NO. UH, EMILY HAS ENTERED 159 00:06:59,854 --> 00:07:04,075 A BEAUTY PAGEANT... FOR NO APPARENT REASON. 160 00:07:04,075 --> 00:07:06,556 - A BEAUTY PAGEANT? - FOR NO APPARENT REASON. 161 00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:08,123 I SHOULD GO TALK TO HER. 162 00:07:08,123 --> 00:07:10,125 YEAH, YOU SHOULD. BUT WAIT, BEFORE YOU DO THAT, 163 00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:11,909 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I TRIED TO TALK TO HER 164 00:07:11,909 --> 00:07:12,954 AND ASK HER WHY, FOR NO APPARENT REASON, 165 00:07:12,954 --> 00:07:14,912 SHE ENTERED A BEAUTY CONTEST, 166 00:07:14,912 --> 00:07:16,740 AND SHE GOT REALLY SNIPPY AND MOODY 167 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:18,307 AND ALMOST TORE MY HEAD OFF. 168 00:07:18,307 --> 00:07:20,483 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'’LL PROBABLY BE DIFFERENT 169 00:07:20,483 --> 00:07:23,573 WITH YOU, HONEY, SO...HAVE FUN. 170 00:07:23,573 --> 00:07:25,619 ON THE SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE HER SOME SPACE. 171 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:28,535 WELL, TCH... A MOTHER KNOWS. 172 00:07:32,582 --> 00:07:36,194 IT'’S LIKE CHRISTMAS AND MY BIRTHDAY 173 00:07:36,194 --> 00:07:39,981 ROLLED UP INTO ONE SPARKLY DREAM! 174 00:07:39,981 --> 00:07:41,809 CAN I GO SEE THE MAKE-UP AREA? 175 00:07:41,809 --> 00:07:44,942 UH, WELL, SW--ALL RIGHT, HAVE FUN. 176 00:07:44,942 --> 00:07:47,597 DAVID, DID YOU SEE WHOSE NAME IS ON THE PROGRAM? 177 00:07:47,597 --> 00:07:49,556 AMY, IF MY NAME'’S NOT ON IT, 178 00:07:49,556 --> 00:07:51,209 I'’M NOT INTERESTED. 179 00:07:51,209 --> 00:07:55,736 JULIETTE CORDRELL, MY BOSS'’S DAUGHTER. 180 00:07:55,736 --> 00:07:57,651 THAT MEANS EDWARD COULD BE HERE. 181 00:07:57,651 --> 00:07:59,435 OH... 182 00:07:59,435 --> 00:08:01,481 WHAT DID YOU DO? 183 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,091 - ME? - UH-HUH. 184 00:08:03,091 --> 00:08:04,222 WOW! 185 00:08:04,222 --> 00:08:05,789 DAVID, YOU KNOW 186 00:08:05,789 --> 00:08:07,487 HOW COMPETITIVE THE GUY IS. 187 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,837 WHEN HE FINDS OUT THAT EMILY IS UP AGAINST HIS DAUGHTER, 188 00:08:09,837 --> 00:08:12,187 THIS COULD GO WRONG IN SO MANY WAYS! 189 00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:14,755 OR YOU CAN BOND OVER THE FACT 190 00:08:14,755 --> 00:08:19,629 THAT YOU BOTH HAVE DAUGHTERS IN THE SAME BEAUTY CONTEST. 191 00:08:19,629 --> 00:08:21,326 PAGEANT PALS, IF YOU WILL. 192 00:08:21,326 --> 00:08:22,240 PAGEANT PALS. 193 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:23,677 HELLO. 194 00:08:23,677 --> 00:08:26,418 WELL, HELLO, PAGEANT PAL. 195 00:08:26,418 --> 00:08:27,855 YOU KNOW, IT'’S FUNNY, AMY, 196 00:08:27,855 --> 00:08:29,378 I'’M USED TO SEEING YOU AS AN ACTOR 197 00:08:29,378 --> 00:08:31,815 WHO COULD SLIP BACK INTO A COMA AT ANY MOMENT, 198 00:08:31,815 --> 00:08:35,210 BUT BEING A PARENT PUTS YOU IN A WHOLE NEW LIGHT. 199 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:37,299 WELL... 200 00:08:37,299 --> 00:08:39,388 NOT THE TYPE OF LIGHT YOU WALK TOWARDS, I HOPE. 201 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:46,395 IT'’S AMAZING HOW OPPRESSIVE THE GENDER STEREOTYPES ARE. 202 00:08:46,395 --> 00:08:49,441 I MEAN, IT'’S DISGUSTING THAT THERE'’S NO MALE EQUIVALENT. 203 00:08:49,441 --> 00:08:51,487 YOU'’RE FUN! 204 00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:54,142 SHE'’S JUST TRYING TO THROW US OFF OUR GAME. 205 00:08:54,142 --> 00:08:56,013 I'’M JUST SAYING SOMETIMES EXPECTATIONS-- 206 00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:59,800 WANT TO KNOW MY EXPECTATIONS? I EXPECT TO WALK OUT OF HERE 207 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,976 WITH A TROPHY THE SIZE OF A SMALL CHILD. 208 00:09:01,976 --> 00:09:04,761 HELLO! 209 00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:06,241 THIS IS MY LITTLE SISTER, JANIE. 210 00:09:06,241 --> 00:09:07,895 SHE'’S THE REASON I'’M HERE. 211 00:09:07,895 --> 00:09:09,766 SHE THINKS BEING BEAUTIFUL IS ALL THAT MATTERS IN LIFE. 212 00:09:09,766 --> 00:09:12,073 OH, SO YOU GET IT! 213 00:09:12,073 --> 00:09:14,423 JANIE, DO YOU WANT TO BE IN A PAGEANT? 214 00:09:14,423 --> 00:09:16,817 LET'’S DO THIS THING! 215 00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:25,739 SO, TO SHOOT THE L.T.A., YOU PRESS THE X BUTTON. 216 00:09:25,739 --> 00:09:27,958 - THE X BUTTON. - AND TO ACTIVATE YOUR HUD, 217 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:31,092 YOU PRESS THE SQUARE BUTTON. - SQUARE BU...OKAY. 218 00:09:31,092 --> 00:09:34,356 SO FAR, ALL I'’M HEARING IS BUTTON. 219 00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:36,793 OH, MAN, WE DON'’T HAVE A PRAYER WITHOUT KEVIN. 220 00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:39,187 I AM A QUICK STUDY. I CAN LEARN THIS, MAN. 221 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,932 I'’LL GO GET KEVIN. 222 00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:51,112 KEVIN! 223 00:09:51,112 --> 00:09:53,070 COME ON, MAN, WE NEED ANOTHER SOLDIER... 224 00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:57,379 TO OBLITERATE THE ENEMY AND DESTROY THEIR WORLD! 225 00:09:57,379 --> 00:10:00,121 FOR THE CHILDREN. 226 00:10:00,121 --> 00:10:03,472 THAT'’S NOT ME ANYMORE, MARCUS. 227 00:10:03,472 --> 00:10:06,344 I NO LONGER WALK THE WAYS OF THE WARRIOR. 228 00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:09,391 NO, I'’M OUT HERE AT PEACE WITH MY BONSAI TREE. 229 00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:12,699 THERE'’S NO ANGER LEFT IN ME. 230 00:10:20,054 --> 00:10:21,969 OKAY, THE ANGER'’S COMING BACK. 231 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:27,409 FOLKS, PLEASE WELCOME 232 00:10:27,409 --> 00:10:30,064 MISS JULIETTE CORDRELL. 233 00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:35,460 JULIETTE IS A VISION IN RHINESTONES AND CHIFFON. 234 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:38,376 I LIKE TO 235 00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:39,856 WHETHER I'’M IN A DESIGNER GOWN, 236 00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:42,990 ENTERTAINING AT ONE OF MY MANY HOMES, 237 00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:47,647 OR IN A DESIGNER GOWN HELPING ONE OF THE MANY HOMELESS. 238 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,562 IT'’S TRUE. FASHION IS HER PASSION. 239 00:10:54,436 --> 00:10:56,133 IT'’S WORKING, WE'’RE FRIENDS. - SHH. 240 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:04,446 OUR NEXT, EMILY HOBBS, IS A STUNNER IN... 241 00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:09,451 SWEAT PANTS? 242 00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:11,496 I FIND THAT MY GREATEST ACCESSORY 243 00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:12,976 IS MY MIND. 244 00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:14,848 FOR IT DOESN'’T MATTER WHAT A WOMAN IS WEARING 245 00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:18,199 ON THE OUTSIDE--IT'’S WHAT'’S INSIDE THAT REALLY COUNTS. 246 00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:19,809 NO, IT'’S NOT! 247 00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:32,213 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE JUDGES FIND MISS HOBBS 248 00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:33,823 REFRESHINGLY ORIGINAL. 249 00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:37,784 BRAINS OVER BEAUTY, BUT, UH, I'’M NOT SURE I LIKE IT. 250 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:41,439 OH, ACCORDING TO THE TELEPROMPTER, I DO LIKE IT. 251 00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:44,399 A 9.8? 252 00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:46,706 YOUR DAUGHTER IS BEATING MY DAUGHTER WITH A STUNT LIKE THAT? 253 00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:51,928 COMING, EMILY! 254 00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:00,284 THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE. 255 00:12:00,284 --> 00:12:02,156 NOT ONLY IS OUR DAUGHTER MOCKING THE PAGEANT, 256 00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:03,679 SHE'’S BEATING MY BOSS'’S DAUGHTER. 257 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:07,465 ALL RIGHT, I'’VE GOT GOOD NEWS. 258 00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:10,468 I INSULTED CORDRELL ABOUT BEAUTY PAGEANTS. 259 00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:13,297 SO I BRIBED EMILY TO ENTER THE CONTEST. 260 00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:15,082 YOUR IDEA OF GOOD NEWS 261 00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:17,737 IS SO DIFFERENT THAN MY IDEA OF GOOD NEWS. 262 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,347 OKAY, WELL, HERE'’S THE GOOD NEWS. 263 00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:20,783 SINCE I BRIBED HER TO GET INTO IT, 264 00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:22,263 I CAN BRIBE HER TO GET OUT OF IT. 265 00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:23,830 OKAY, THEN BRIBE AWAY, PAL. 266 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,266 BECAUSE IF EMILY WINS THIS PAGEANT, 267 00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:26,963 CORDRELL'’S GOING TO GIVE MY CHARACTER EBOLA. 268 00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:28,312 OKAY? - ALL RIGHT. 269 00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:30,924 AND NOW, TO START OFF THE TALENT PORTION, 270 00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:33,622 EMILY HOBBS AS THE MATH MAGICIAN. 271 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,981 AND POOF, THE MATH MAGICIAN 272 00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:47,288 JUST PULLED A LOSER OUT OF THE HAT. 273 00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:52,902 AND TIME! 274 00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:54,904 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SHE DID IT! 275 00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:57,472 SHE DID IT? 276 00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:59,996 SHE DID IT! 277 00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:11,051 WHAT'’S THE MOST GRUESOME AILMENT WE CAN GIVE AN ACTRESS? 278 00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:12,617 LIKE, WHAT'’S THAT HORRIBLE DISFIGURING DISEASE 279 00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:15,185 THAT JOAN RIVERS HAS? 280 00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:16,056 REALLY? 281 00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:21,888 READY FOR THIS? 282 00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:24,499 I DON'’T KNOW, MAN. I MEAN, WHAT IF I LOST MY EDGE? 283 00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:25,979 WHAT IF I CAN'’T PULL THE TRIGGER ANYMORE? 284 00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:27,415 - AND WE'’RE LIVE! - WHOO! 285 00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:30,461 EAT LASER, ALIEN SCUM! 286 00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:34,161 THIS IS FOR THE HUMANOIDS. REDEMPTION IS MINE! 287 00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,861 IT'’S BEAUTIFUL, MAN. 288 00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:42,517 NOW, THIS GOT WEIRD FAST. 289 00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:45,215 MOM, DAD! I'’M ONE OF THE FINALISTS! 290 00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:47,261 YAY! 291 00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:50,046 WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE JUMPING? 292 00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:51,918 WE'’RE JUMPING ON THE INSIDE. 293 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,615 ISN'’T THIS GREAT? 294 00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,138 I'’M WINNING BASED ON MY INNER BEAUTY. 295 00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:56,792 OH, HONEY, YOU'’VE MADE YOUR POINT. 296 00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:58,750 WOMEN HAVE BRAINS, OR WHATEVER, BUT WE'’RE DONE HERE. 297 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,317 LET'’S GO, OKAY? - WAIT, NO! 298 00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:02,319 YOU WANT ME TO QUIT THE COMPETITION? 299 00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:03,843 THROW AWAY EVERYTHING I STAND FOR? 300 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,453 EVERYTHING I BELIEVE IN? 301 00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:08,543 UH, PRETTY MUCH. 302 00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:12,286 BUT I'’M DOING THIS FOR JANIE. 303 00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,636 SHE THREW AWAY A DOLL BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS UGLY, DAD. 304 00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:15,985 WELL, TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST, 305 00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:19,728 THAT STEVEN SEAGAL WAS NOT A HANDSOME DOLL. 306 00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:21,121 HOLD ON. HOLD ON. 307 00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:24,689 EMILY, SWEETIE--DON'’T QUIT. 308 00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:27,823 I LOVE WHAT YOU'’RE DOING FOR YOUR SISTER. 309 00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:30,086 AND YOUR FATHER AND I, WE'’VE ALWAYS ENCOURAGED YOU 310 00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:32,436 TO GO OUT THERE AND BE THE INDEPENDENT THINKER 311 00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:34,395 THAT WE ARE SO PROUD OF. 312 00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:35,483 THANKS, MOM, THANKS ,DAD! 313 00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:37,964 OKAY, I'’M, UH... 314 00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,574 A LITTLE CONFUSED HERE. 315 00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:42,969 I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME TO TALK HER OUT OF ALL THIS. 316 00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:45,188 I-I DID, BUT IF CORDRELL'’S GOING TO BE PETTY AND FIRE ME 317 00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:47,321 BECAUSE EMILY'’S WINNING, SO BE IT. 318 00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:48,800 WHAT'’S IMPORTANT TO HER 319 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:52,021 IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHAT HE THINKS. 320 00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,286 I'’M AN ACTOR. 321 00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:59,550 HOW DO I KNOW WHAT TO THINK IF NOBODY TELLS ME? 322 00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:09,038 LISTEN, YOU SWEATPANTS-WEARING CALCULATOR, 323 00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,866 STOP MAKING A JOKE OUT OF THIS. 324 00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:13,477 IT'’S A POSITIVE MESSAGE, AND I'’M NOT HURTING ANYONE. 325 00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:17,220 UH, HELLO! YOU'’RE HURTING EVERYONE. 326 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:20,920 I HAD BIG PLANS FOR THIS TITLE, AND I'’M SURE MOLLY HERE 327 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:25,359 HAD SOME STUPID PLAN INVOLVING A HORSE NAMED BUTTERSCOTCH. 328 00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:28,275 NOT EXACTLY, ALTHOUGH I LOVE HORSES. 329 00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:33,193 AND IF I HAD ONE, BUTTERSCOTCH WOULD BE A SUPER CUTE NAME. 330 00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:36,065 I'’M JUST HERE HOPING TO WIN THE SCHOLARSHIP MONEY. 331 00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:38,546 SINCE MY DAD PASSED, THERE'’S NO WAY MY MOM CAN AFFORD 332 00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:42,419 TO SEND ME OR MY LITTLE BROTHER TO COLLEGE. 333 00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:45,031 UGH, TOO SAD FOR ME. 334 00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:51,211 OFF WITH YOUR HEAD, ALIEN! 335 00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:54,127 AND YOUR OTHER HEAD! 336 00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:56,042 MARCUS, I DON'’T LIKE WHAT WE'’VE UNLEASHED. 337 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:58,000 WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. 338 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,089 I GOT THIS. 339 00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:01,917 OKAY, YOU'’RE JUST RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES, 340 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:04,659 PATTING YOUR HEAD. 341 00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:06,487 WHY WOULD THEY MAKE A BUTTON TO DO THAT? 342 00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:07,967 THEY DON'’T. 343 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,972 I CAN'’T BELIEVE WHAT I'’M ABOUT TO DO. 344 00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:18,716 WHO SHOT ME? 345 00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:21,893 I DID. IT WAS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. 346 00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:23,112 AH, YES! 347 00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:25,985 I GOT ONE! BLAHH! 348 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,988 MARCUS, YOU JUST SHOT ME! 349 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,511 SO WHAT? I'’M STILL IN THE BATTLE! 350 00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:31,860 OH, OH, OH, OH, 351 00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:32,948 JUST GOT ANOTHER ONE! 352 00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:36,517 YOU JUST SHOT YOURSELF. 353 00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:39,433 I'’M REALLY NOT GOOD AT THIS, AM I? 354 00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:43,393 AND THEN THERE WERE THREE. 355 00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:46,135 HOWEVER, EMILY HOBBS HAS AN UNBEATABLE LEAD. 356 00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:49,095 OH, WELL, GOOD LUCK TO ALL. 357 00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:51,140 THE QUESTION FOR OUR CONTESTANTS, 358 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:54,404 IF I COULD GRANT YOU ONE WISH, WHAT WOULD IT BE? 359 00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:00,541 WHEN I WAS LITTLE, MY DAD TOLD ME 360 00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:02,891 I COULD DO DO ANYTHING MY HEART CAN DREAM. 361 00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:06,286 SO MY WISH IS THAT EVERYONE, NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, 362 00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:09,637 CAN GET A CHANCE AT A QUALITY EDUCATION. 363 00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:11,639 THAT'’S THE ONLY WAY REAL DREAMS COME TRUE. 364 00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:30,136 IF I HAD ONE WISH, I'’D WISH... 365 00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:32,268 THAT THERE WERE NO MORE BABIES. 366 00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:37,404 THEY ARE GROSS, AND THEY ARE DUMB, AND THEY CRY. 367 00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:42,104 - ALL RIGHTY, THEN. - UH-- 368 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:45,629 I THINK I MAY HAVE MISSPOKEN. 369 00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:48,110 JUST TO BE CLEAR, I MEANT BABIES 370 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,808 BUNNIES, PONIES, KITTENS, WHAT HAVE YOU. 371 00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:52,854 DON'’T LIKE '’EM, DON'’T NEED '’EM. GOOD NIGHT! 372 00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:55,465 LOVE YOU ALL! OH, EXCEPT PUPPIES--HATE YOU! 373 00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:16,051 UH...YEAH. 374 00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:19,924 WHAT SHE SAID ABOUT THE BABY THING, BLAH, BLAH. 375 00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:22,536 I'’M STUPID! 376 00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:31,414 WHAT'’S HAPPENING? 377 00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:36,506 WELL, I HOPE YOU'’RE HAPPY. 378 00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:38,378 YOU'’RE DAUGHTER RUINED THE CONTEST FOR EVERYBODY. 379 00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:41,511 AND BY EVERYBODY, I MEAN ME. 380 00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:44,471 SO YOU, YOUR CHARACTER WILL NO LONGER... 381 00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:46,603 JUST HOLD THAT THREAT A SECOND. 382 00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:49,476 UM, LISTEN. I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT 383 00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:51,565 AFTER WATCHING OUR DAUGHTERS PERFORM 384 00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:54,394 WITH SUCH DIGNITY AND GRACE, 385 00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:56,483 IT'’S INSPIRED ME TO DO THE SAME, 386 00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:59,616 AND, UM... I HAVE TO TELL YOU 387 00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:02,750 THAT I DIDN'’T BREAK YOUR COURSE RECORD. 388 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,230 WHAT? 389 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,710 YEAH, I TOOK A MULLIGAN ON 18. 390 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:09,365 - THAT'’S NOT ALLOWED. - I-I'’M WELL AWARE OF THAT. 391 00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:10,975 AND I'’M NOT PROUD OF IT, 392 00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:13,413 BUT THE COURSE RECORD IS STILL YOURS. 393 00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:14,892 YES! 394 00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:19,027 GOTTA RESPECT AN HONEST GOLFER. 395 00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:21,290 SEE YA ON THE LINKS, HOBBS. - OKAY, YOU GOT IT. 396 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:24,772 AND--AND I'’LL SEE YOU ON THE SET MONDAY, HMM? 397 00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:27,122 YOU WILL? 398 00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:28,428 YOU WILL! 399 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:32,910 THANK YOU. 400 00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,999 FOR? 401 00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:37,437 YOU NEVER TOOK A MULLIGAN. 402 00:19:37,437 --> 00:19:39,047 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 403 00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:40,527 BECAUSE THE LAST TIME 404 00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:44,139 YOU WERE ACCUSED OF TAKING A MULLIGAN BY MARCUS 405 00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:46,185 YOU CALLED HIM CARCASS FOR A MONTH. 406 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,403 HUH? - THAT'’S '’CAUSE FOR THAT MONTH, 407 00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:50,319 HE WAS DEAD TO ME. 408 00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:01,809 YOU LOST THE CONTEST ON PURPOSE, DIDN'’T YOU? 409 00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:04,681 YEAH. MOLLY NEEDED IT MORE THAN I DID. 410 00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:06,727 THAT'’S REALLY NICE. 411 00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:09,469 THAT'’S WHAT MAKES SOMEONE PRETTY ON THE INSIDE. 412 00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:10,948 YOU'’RE EXACTLY RIGHT, JANIE. 413 00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:13,777 I GET STUFF. 414 00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:15,649 - EMILY? - YEAH? 415 00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:18,652 WHY DO YOU HATE PUPPIES? 416 00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:29,010 FEELING BETTER, KEVIN? 417 00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:30,664 ALMOST. 418 00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:41,675 NOW I FEEL BETTER. 31252

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