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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,572 --> 00:00:08,486 HERE YOU GO! 2 00:00:11,576 --> 00:00:12,751 STOP IT! 3 00:00:12,882 --> 00:00:16,407 STOP THIS MAYHEM! 4 00:00:16,538 --> 00:00:17,843 MR. HOBBS! 5 00:00:17,974 --> 00:00:19,976 WOULD YOU CARE TO EXPLAIN THIS? 6 00:00:20,107 --> 00:00:25,155 I'D BE HAPPY TO. 7 00:00:25,286 --> 00:00:26,678 NOTHING SAYS "FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL" 8 00:00:26,809 --> 00:00:29,029 LIKE A SMILEY FACE PANCAKE. 9 00:00:29,159 --> 00:00:31,161 DAD, I'M STARTING SEVENTH GRADE. 10 00:00:31,292 --> 00:00:34,817 I MAY BE A LITTLE OLD FOR SMILEY PANCAKES. 11 00:00:34,947 --> 00:00:36,253 SON, YOU KNOW THAT EUPHORIC FEELING 12 00:00:36,384 --> 00:00:37,298 YOU GET ON YOUR LAST DAY OF SCHOOL? 13 00:00:37,428 --> 00:00:38,516 YEAH. 14 00:00:38,647 --> 00:00:40,649 WELL, AS A PARENT, YOU GET THAT FEELING 15 00:00:40,779 --> 00:00:42,999 ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL. 16 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:45,784 THIS IS FOR ME. 17 00:00:45,915 --> 00:00:47,917 GOOD MORNING. 18 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,266 JOE, I TEXTED YOU A LIST OF DOS AND DON'TS 19 00:00:49,397 --> 00:00:51,138 FOR YOUR FIRST DAY AT THE SAME SCHOOL AS ME. 20 00:00:51,268 --> 00:00:54,184 OH, THANKS. 21 00:00:54,315 --> 00:00:57,883 "DON'T TELL ANYONE YOU'RE MY BROTHER. 22 00:00:58,014 --> 00:01:03,411 DO TELL PEOPLE I'M NOT YOUR SISTER." 23 00:01:03,541 --> 00:01:05,108 EMILY, HELP YOUR BROTHER OUT. 24 00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:08,764 FINE. EXPECT AN EMAIL FROM AN "IDA NOYA." 25 00:01:08,894 --> 00:01:10,592 OOH, I'M OPEN TO MEETING NEW PEOPLE. 26 00:01:10,722 --> 00:01:12,637 MM, SHE SOUNDS EXOTIC. 27 00:01:12,768 --> 00:01:13,725 HELLO! 28 00:01:13,856 --> 00:01:14,987 IT'LL BE FROM ME. 29 00:01:15,118 --> 00:01:16,554 "I-DUN KNOW-YA." 30 00:01:16,685 --> 00:01:20,167 SURE, YOU DO, I'M YOUR BROTHER. 31 00:01:20,297 --> 00:01:23,039 JUST READ IT, JOE! 32 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:24,867 CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE? 33 00:01:24,997 --> 00:01:25,868 I WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT FOR THE FIRST TIME, 34 00:01:25,998 --> 00:01:27,870 AS A KINDERGARTNER... 35 00:01:29,263 --> 00:01:30,264 JANIE HOBBS! 36 00:01:32,266 --> 00:01:35,704 GOOD MORNING, FELLOW SCHOOL GOERS. 37 00:01:35,834 --> 00:01:38,402 HOW ABOUT A FIRST-DAY-OF-SCHOOL PANCAKE? 38 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:40,622 THANKS, DADDY, BUT I CAN GET MY OWN BREAKFAST. 39 00:01:40,752 --> 00:01:42,450 I'M A BIG GIRL NOW. 40 00:01:42,580 --> 00:01:43,842 GOSH, I CAN'T BELIEVE OUR LITTLE GIRL'S GOING 41 00:01:43,973 --> 00:01:45,148 OFF TO SCHOOL. 42 00:01:45,279 --> 00:01:46,932 ME NEITHER. 43 00:01:47,063 --> 00:01:48,151 IT'S ALL HAPPENING SO QUICKLY, I JUST-- 44 00:01:48,282 --> 00:01:49,152 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF. 45 00:01:49,283 --> 00:01:50,806 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO EITHER, HONEY. 46 00:01:50,936 --> 00:01:52,634 YOU'RE PLAYING GOLF WITH MARCUS. 47 00:01:52,764 --> 00:01:55,202 I'M PLAYING SO MUCH GOLF. JUST HOLD ME, PLEASE. 48 00:01:55,332 --> 00:01:58,509 I-I GOT 36 HOLES TODAY. 49 00:02:21,271 --> 00:02:23,143 HERE WE ARE. 50 00:02:23,273 --> 00:02:24,883 THIS IS SO EXCITING. 51 00:02:25,014 --> 00:02:26,711 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. 52 00:02:26,842 --> 00:02:28,583 WANT ME TO SHOW YOU AROUND A LITTLE BIT? 53 00:02:28,713 --> 00:02:30,324 IT'S OKAY, MR. HOBBS. 54 00:02:30,454 --> 00:02:33,065 I GOT THIS. 55 00:02:33,196 --> 00:02:36,504 OH. HELLO, CHARLOTTE. 56 00:02:36,634 --> 00:02:38,419 CHARLOTTE'S GONNA SHOW ME THE ROPES, DADDY. 57 00:02:38,549 --> 00:02:39,507 OH, NO, SWEETHEART. 58 00:02:39,637 --> 00:02:40,595 I DON'T WANT YOU NEAR THE ROPES. 59 00:02:40,725 --> 00:02:41,857 THEY'RE VERY DANGEROUS. 60 00:02:41,987 --> 00:02:44,903 UM, IT MEANS I'M GONNA SHOW HER AROUND. 61 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:46,992 I KNEW THAT. 62 00:02:47,123 --> 00:02:48,385 JUST MAKING A JOKE. 63 00:02:48,516 --> 00:02:50,779 DADDY, YOU'RE SO FUNNY. 64 00:02:50,909 --> 00:02:53,782 I DON'T SEE IT. 65 00:02:53,912 --> 00:02:55,697 WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN KINDERGARTEN AGAIN 66 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:57,307 THIS YEAR, ANYWAY? 67 00:02:57,438 --> 00:02:59,091 THEY TOLD MY PARENTS I NEEDED TO WORK 68 00:02:59,222 --> 00:03:03,835 ON MY "SOCIALIZATION SKILLS." 69 00:03:03,966 --> 00:03:07,796 NOT THAT IT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS. 70 00:03:07,926 --> 00:03:09,537 COME ON, CHARLOTTE, SHOW ME THE ROPES. 71 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:11,713 OH, CHAR, HONEY, WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THOSE ROPES? 72 00:03:11,843 --> 00:03:13,715 THEY'RE DANGEROUS. 73 00:03:13,845 --> 00:03:15,978 KNEW THEY WERE REAL. 74 00:03:16,108 --> 00:03:18,023 MADE YOU DOUBT YOURSELF. 75 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:22,027 ALL RIGHT, ORANGE BLOSSOMS, 76 00:03:22,158 --> 00:03:23,899 THE FIRST BELL MEANS "HEAD IN THE DOOR 77 00:03:24,029 --> 00:03:27,032 AND FIND YOUR SEAT ON THE FLOOR." 78 00:03:27,163 --> 00:03:29,252 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. 79 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:32,908 COME ON, LET'S SIT TOGETHER. 80 00:03:33,038 --> 00:03:34,649 OH, NO-NO, NO-NO, JANIE. 81 00:03:34,779 --> 00:03:38,696 YOUR SEAT IS OVER THERE BETWEEN JACK AND JORDAN. 82 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:40,524 I WANNA SIT NEXT TO MY BEST FRIEND. 83 00:03:40,655 --> 00:03:43,266 WELL, NOT ONLY ARE WE HERE TO LEARN, JANIE, 84 00:03:43,397 --> 00:03:46,791 WE'RE ALSO HERE TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS. 85 00:03:46,922 --> 00:03:48,445 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 86 00:03:48,576 --> 00:03:50,795 I WANNA SIT HERE, DADDY. 87 00:03:50,926 --> 00:03:53,711 I'M AFRAID THE STUDENTS ARE ASSIGNED SEATS ALPHABETICALLY. 88 00:03:53,842 --> 00:03:55,800 J. 89 00:03:55,931 --> 00:03:58,063 C. 90 00:03:58,194 --> 00:03:59,761 OH, YEAH, WELL, 91 00:03:59,891 --> 00:04:05,157 LET'S SEE IF I CAN FIX THIS, OKAY? 92 00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:08,770 WHY DON'T WE, UM, WORK A LITTLE MAGIC 93 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:12,208 WITH THIS MARKER HERE, AND... 94 00:04:12,339 --> 00:04:13,601 WATCH THIS. 95 00:04:13,731 --> 00:04:16,647 WOW. 96 00:04:16,778 --> 00:04:22,392 SEE, NOW, UM, "CANIE" CAN SIT WITH "CUH-HAR-LOTTE." 97 00:04:22,523 --> 00:04:24,394 OH, "CUH-LEVER." 98 00:04:24,525 --> 00:04:25,787 BUT NO. 99 00:04:26,962 --> 00:04:28,311 OKAY, PARENTS. 100 00:04:28,442 --> 00:04:31,401 THE SECOND BELL MEANS "TIME TO SAY YOUR LAST GOOD-BYES 101 00:04:31,532 --> 00:04:34,752 AND HEAD BACK OUTSIDE." 102 00:04:34,883 --> 00:04:35,884 - DADDY! - YEAH? 103 00:04:36,014 --> 00:04:38,103 DON'T GO. 104 00:04:38,234 --> 00:04:39,844 YEAH, BUT DADDY HAS TO GO, SWEETHEART. 105 00:04:39,975 --> 00:04:42,107 BUT IF I CAN'T SIT NEXT TO "CUH-HAR-LOTTE," 106 00:04:42,238 --> 00:04:44,632 I WANNA GO WITH YOU. 107 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,507 YOU KNOW, MAYBE--MAYBE I CAN STAY FOR A LITTLE BIT, OKAY? 108 00:04:50,638 --> 00:04:54,511 AND I'M SURE MRS. ROTHSCHILD IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. 109 00:04:54,642 --> 00:04:57,340 BE REASONABLE, WOMAN! 110 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:03,694 MY DAUGHTER NEEDS ME, LOOK AT HER. 111 00:05:03,825 --> 00:05:05,000 THE ONLY PARENT ALLOWED IN THERE WITH THE TEACHER 112 00:05:05,130 --> 00:05:06,262 IS THE ROOM MOM. 113 00:05:06,393 --> 00:05:08,612 HOW DO YOU GET TO BE ROOM MOM? 114 00:05:08,743 --> 00:05:11,267 UH, IT'S A LONG AND INVOLVED PROCESS. 115 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:12,573 YEAH, FIRST YOU HAVE TO BE NOMINATED 116 00:05:12,703 --> 00:05:14,531 THEN SECONDED, THEN VETTED, 117 00:05:14,662 --> 00:05:16,446 LOT OF PAPERWORK, BACKGROUND CHECKS, 118 00:05:16,577 --> 00:05:18,013 AND FINALLY WE VOTE. 119 00:05:18,143 --> 00:05:19,971 - I'LL DO IT. - GOOD ENOUGH. 120 00:05:20,102 --> 00:05:20,929 ALL IN FAVOR OF THIS GUY? 121 00:05:21,059 --> 00:05:25,020 OKAY, GREAT. 122 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:29,329 WE'RE TOO SMALL. 123 00:05:29,459 --> 00:05:32,810 AT OUR LAST SCHOOL, WE WERE THE TALLEST KIDS. 124 00:05:32,941 --> 00:05:34,508 NO, WE WEREN'T! 125 00:05:34,638 --> 00:05:37,119 TALLEST IN THE SHORT GROUP. 126 00:05:37,249 --> 00:05:39,121 HOW WILL WE SURVIVE? 127 00:05:42,733 --> 00:05:44,082 OH, I JUST GOT A MESSAGE FROM MY SISTER. 128 00:05:44,213 --> 00:05:45,214 THIS SHOULD HELP. 129 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,434 OR MAKE IT MUCH WORSE. 130 00:05:47,564 --> 00:05:50,741 EITHER WAY, WE STILL GET TO LOOK AT YOUR SISTER. 131 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:57,313 OKAY, HERE ARE THE BASIC RULES FOR NEW-SCHOOL SURVIVAL. 132 00:06:00,316 --> 00:06:02,840 YOU GOT YOUR JOCKS, GEEKS, 133 00:06:02,971 --> 00:06:05,887 ARTISTS, RAPPERS, 134 00:06:06,017 --> 00:06:07,410 FINGER-GUNNERS, 135 00:06:07,541 --> 00:06:09,151 FLIRTS, WANNABES, 136 00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:11,371 MAYBES, WORKER BEES, BANDIES, 137 00:06:11,501 --> 00:06:12,763 DRAMATISTS, DAPPERS, 138 00:06:12,894 --> 00:06:14,896 HIGH-FIVERS, AND EURO-STYLERS. 139 00:06:15,026 --> 00:06:17,028 IF YOU ENCOUNTER ANY ONE OF THESE, 140 00:06:17,159 --> 00:06:20,292 ALWAYS ANSWER A QUESTION WITH A QUESTION. 141 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:22,817 YOU BLEND AND YOU BEND. 142 00:06:22,947 --> 00:06:25,428 AND YOU NEVER MAKE EYE CONTACT. 143 00:06:25,559 --> 00:06:26,777 LOVE YA! 144 00:06:26,908 --> 00:06:28,257 I WAS NEVER HERE. 145 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:32,435 ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS. 146 00:06:44,926 --> 00:06:49,713 all: YEAH. 147 00:06:51,672 --> 00:06:55,066 EYE CONTACT, I MADE EYE CONTACT! 148 00:07:00,158 --> 00:07:03,597 MAN, I CANNOT BELIEVE HE STOOD ME UP! 149 00:07:03,727 --> 00:07:05,860 YEAH, WELL, IMAGINE HOW I FEEL. 150 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:08,689 SO YOU THINK HOW YOU FEEL IS WORSE THAN HOW I FEEL? 151 00:07:08,819 --> 00:07:10,865 UH, YEAH. 152 00:07:10,995 --> 00:07:12,997 I THINK IT'S POSSIBLE THAT THE DEPTH OF MY DISAPPOINTMENT 153 00:07:13,128 --> 00:07:14,869 IS GREATER THAN YOURS. 154 00:07:14,999 --> 00:07:18,655 LOOK, I WAS GONNA PLAY 36 HOLES OF GOLF WITH THE MAN! 155 00:07:18,786 --> 00:07:23,007 AND WE WERE GONNA MAKE FONDUE TOGETHER. 156 00:07:23,138 --> 00:07:24,444 FONDUE? YOU'RE JUST MAKIN' THAT UP. 157 00:07:24,574 --> 00:07:26,010 - YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. - NOT FONDUE. 158 00:07:27,664 --> 00:07:28,752 WHAT--HEY. 159 00:07:28,883 --> 00:07:30,493 GUYS, I'M SORRY I'M LATE. 160 00:07:30,624 --> 00:07:31,668 BUT GUESS WHAT? 161 00:07:31,799 --> 00:07:33,801 YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE NEW ROOM MOM! 162 00:07:33,931 --> 00:07:36,456 HE GOT THE TEACHER TO LET ME SIT WITH CHARLOTTE! 163 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:39,459 YEAH, THE OLD HOBBS CHARM GOES A LONG WAY. 164 00:07:39,589 --> 00:07:41,852 NOT AS FAR AS YOU THINK. 165 00:07:49,294 --> 00:07:51,209 THESE ARE FOR YOU. 166 00:07:52,515 --> 00:07:54,691 CONTACT LISTS, SCHOOL RULES, 167 00:07:54,822 --> 00:07:56,911 FOOD ALLERGY SPREADSHEET, EVERYTHING YOU'LL NEED. 168 00:07:57,041 --> 00:07:58,129 NEED FOR WHAT? 169 00:07:58,260 --> 00:08:00,392 YOU'RE THE NEW ROOM PARENT, RIGHT? 170 00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:01,524 YEAH. 171 00:08:01,655 --> 00:08:03,744 I HAD THE JOB LAST YEAR. 172 00:08:03,874 --> 00:08:05,963 THEY HAD A ROOM GRANDMOTHER? 173 00:08:06,094 --> 00:08:10,098 I'M 32. 174 00:08:10,228 --> 00:08:14,450 THIS IS WHAT THE JOB DID TO ME. 175 00:08:14,581 --> 00:08:17,584 GOOD LUCK! 176 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:27,594 I'M BEING HUNTED. 177 00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:30,379 I'M SURE YOU'RE NOT BEING HUNTED. 178 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,902 I MADE EYE CONTACT, EMILY. 179 00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:34,339 EYE CONTACT! 180 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:36,080 JOE, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF. 181 00:08:36,211 --> 00:08:37,778 YOU'RE IMAGINING THINGS. 182 00:08:37,908 --> 00:08:39,170 ALL RIGHT, I GOTTA GET BACK TO CLASS. 183 00:08:39,301 --> 00:08:43,174 EYES DOWN. 184 00:08:43,305 --> 00:08:45,437 SHE'S RIGHT. 185 00:08:45,568 --> 00:08:47,135 PROBABLY JUST IMAGINING THINGS. 186 00:08:50,181 --> 00:08:54,316 YOU AND ME NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE FACE TIME OF OUR OWN. 187 00:08:54,446 --> 00:08:57,014 HEY, LOOK, THE JANITOR! 188 00:08:57,145 --> 00:09:00,496 YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE! 189 00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:03,760 ACTUALLY, YOU CAN HIDE BUT YOU CAN'T RUN 190 00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:06,981 'CAUSE THERE IS NO RUNNING IN THE HALLWAYS! 191 00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:12,639 YES, MRS. KOGEN, 192 00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:15,076 I'M AWARE THAT YOUR SON CHARLIE HAS A PEANUT ALLERGY. 193 00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:17,687 YES, I'M-- I'M WRITING IT DOWN NOW. 194 00:09:17,818 --> 00:09:19,950 "PEANUT ALLERGY," RIGHT, I GOT IT. 195 00:09:20,081 --> 00:09:22,387 I'M GONNA SEND A GROUP EMAIL SO EVERYBODY'S HAPPY 196 00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:24,259 AND EVERYBODY...IS HAPPY, OKAY? 197 00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:26,609 HERE WE GO. 198 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:28,132 YOU'VE GOT SENT MAIL. 199 00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:29,438 ALL RIGHT? 200 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,092 THANK YOU--YOU-- ALL RIGHT, 201 00:09:31,222 --> 00:09:33,181 TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, GOOD-BYE. 202 00:09:33,311 --> 00:09:36,793 PLEASE, EVERYBODY, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. 203 00:09:36,924 --> 00:09:37,881 SO? 204 00:09:38,012 --> 00:09:39,535 HOW WAS THE BIG DAY? 205 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:42,146 IT WAS GOOD, IT WAS VERY GOOD. 206 00:09:42,277 --> 00:09:43,365 OH, NO, DAVID. 207 00:09:43,495 --> 00:09:45,367 YOU DID NOT ASK TO BE ROOM MOM, DID YOU? 208 00:09:45,497 --> 00:09:48,152 NO, HONEY, I WAS ELECTED. 209 00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:50,981 OH, SWEETIE, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE IN FOR. 210 00:09:51,112 --> 00:09:52,592 HAD KEVIN DO SOME RESEARCH ON WHAT IT TAKES 211 00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:53,941 TO BE AN EFFECTIVE ROOM MOM. 212 00:09:54,071 --> 00:09:56,247 AND WE CAME UP WITH THREE VERY IMPORTANT THINGS. 213 00:09:56,378 --> 00:10:00,164 TIME, SENSITIVITY, AND TACT. 214 00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:03,994 AND HOW MANY OF THOSE INGREDIENTS DO YOU HAVE? 215 00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:06,214 TWO? 216 00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:08,172 ZERO, HONEY. 217 00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:11,132 THE ANSWER IS ZERO. 218 00:10:11,262 --> 00:10:13,047 ALL RIGHT, DON'T PANIC, 219 00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:14,309 BUT YOU'RE RUNNING A BAKE SALE MEETING 220 00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:15,397 TOMORROW MORNING. 221 00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:17,181 NO! NO, NO-NO, NO! 222 00:10:17,312 --> 00:10:18,835 I CAN'T DO THAT! 223 00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:19,706 I HAVE GOLFING WITH MARCUS TOMORROW! 224 00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:21,055 WE'RE PLAYING 36 HOLES! 225 00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:22,665 I CAN'T DO A BAKE SALE! 226 00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:23,753 CALM DOWN, AMY. 227 00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:25,929 TAKE IT EASY. 228 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:27,061 ALL RIGHT, OKAY. 229 00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:28,323 I KNOW HOW I'M GONNA HANDLE THIS. 230 00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:30,499 GONNA HANDLE IT JUST LIKE I HANDLED MY SHOW. 231 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,980 I'M GONNA TELL EVERYBODY EXACTLY WHAT TO DO, 232 00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:35,635 THEN EXIT STAGE LEFT TO A STANDING OVATION. 233 00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:39,203 WATCH. 234 00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:41,249 DADDY, CAN CHARLOTTE STAY FOR DINNER? 235 00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:42,424 NO. 236 00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:44,556 GOOD, I DIDN'T WANT TO. 237 00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:47,908 FINE, THEN YOU'RE STAYING. 238 00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:54,218 GUYS, I PROMISE YOU, THIS WILL TAKE FIVE MINUTES. 239 00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:55,785 YES, WE CAN PLAY SOME GOLF. 240 00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:58,353 FOLLOWED BY FONDUE AFTER, RIGHT? 241 00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:01,922 YES, AND...WHAT? 242 00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:03,750 THOUGHT YOU WAS MAKING THAT UP. 243 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:04,838 - NO, I WASN'T, I TOLD HIM. - FINE. 244 00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:06,056 HE WAS ASLEEP WHEN I TOLD HIM... 245 00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:07,144 - FINE. - BUT HE KNOWS. 246 00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:10,582 - FINE. - HE KNOWS SUBLIMINALLY. 247 00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:15,022 OKAY, WHO'S READY FOR AN AWESOME BAKE SALE MEETING? 248 00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:17,415 RIGHT? 249 00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:19,722 NOW PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE-- 250 00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:21,985 YOU KNOW HIM AS AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DAD-- 251 00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:25,293 BUT NOW HE'S YOUR BRAND-NEW KINDERGARTEN ROOM MOM, 252 00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:27,077 MR. DAVID HOBBS! 253 00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:31,995 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. THANK YOU, KEVIN. 254 00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:33,388 WELL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 255 00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:35,390 I'LL MAKE THIS SHORTCAKE AND SWEET. 256 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,785 THANK YOU, OKAY. 257 00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:40,830 AS YOU CAN SEE, I HAVE SOME ASSIGNMENT SHEETS 258 00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:42,049 FOR EVERYBODY. 259 00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:43,180 JUST PASS THOSE AROUND IF YOU WOULD. 260 00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:44,312 AND YOU'LL SEE ON THESE SHEETS 261 00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:47,097 THAT YOU ALL NOW HAVE A BAKING BUDDY. 262 00:11:47,228 --> 00:11:48,098 all: OH. 263 00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:49,839 MEETING ADJOURNED. 264 00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:51,362 AND I'M TAKING THESE SWEET BUNS OUT THE DOOR. 265 00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:53,538 UH--UH, HOLD ON. 266 00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:55,149 I CAN'T WORK WITH GWEN. 267 00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:56,933 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU CAN'T WORK WITH ANYBODY. 268 00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:58,630 HEIDI. 269 00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:01,024 HEY, I'VE HAD YOUR LEMON SCONES, LADY. 270 00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:04,680 AND, TRUST ME, THEY'RE MORE LIKE STONES. 271 00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:06,900 SPEAKING OF STONES, 272 00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:09,685 I BROKE A TOOTH EATING ONE OF YOUR BROWNIES. YEAH. 273 00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,469 OH, GREAT, FINE. 274 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,514 I WON'T MAKE BROWNIES. 275 00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:14,211 I WON'T MAKE ANYTHING. 276 00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:18,128 - PROMISE? - PIPE DOWN, PHIL. 277 00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:20,348 YOU'RE SO SMUG JUST BECAUSE YOU DRIVE A HYBRID. 278 00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:26,006 EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY! HEY! 279 00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:28,225 JUST TAKE IT EASY, CALM DOWN. 280 00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:30,140 INSIDE VOICES. 281 00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:31,620 WHAT ARE WE, SIX? 282 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,318 "WHAT ARE WE, SIX?" 283 00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:37,147 SHE'S MAKING FUN OF ME! 284 00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:38,714 YOU'RE YUCKY! 285 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:41,021 YOUR FAMILY HAS LICE. 286 00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:44,372 THAT'S YUCKY TIMES INFINITY. 287 00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:46,678 OH, IT WAS DANDRUFF! MY HOUSE HAS HARD WATER! 288 00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:48,245 OH, OH, OH-- 289 00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:50,900 HEY, THERE'S A BOWL OF PEANUTS ON THE TABLE! 290 00:12:58,168 --> 00:13:00,170 YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE, ROOM MOM. 291 00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:11,965 WE CAN'T LEAVE HIM, MARCUS. 292 00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:14,794 HE'S ALREADY GONE, KEVIN, LET HIM GO. 293 00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:23,106 MR. HOBBS. 294 00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:27,719 WORD'S OUT YOUR MEETING DIDN'T GO SO VERY WELL. 295 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,330 YOU KNOW, VICE-PRINCIPAL BLACKBURN, 296 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,506 I THOUGHT FOR SURE THAT THE BAKING BUDDY IDEA 297 00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:33,203 WAS A WINNER. 298 00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:37,338 WELL, YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER, MR. HOBBS. 299 00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:40,428 GO ON. 300 00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:43,866 BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE IT DRINK? 301 00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:47,174 WITH THE OTHER KINDERGARTEN PARENTS. 302 00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:49,480 IT'S A METAPHOR? 303 00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:53,876 THEY HATE EACH OTHER? 304 00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:56,052 AS MUCH AS I HATE TO ADMIT THIS, 305 00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:58,794 I-I THINK I'M IN OVER MY HEAD, 306 00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,796 SO I'M GONNA-- 307 00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:04,234 I'M GONNA TURN IN MY ORANGE BLOSSOM LANYARD. 308 00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:06,106 HO-HO, GOOD ONE. 309 00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:08,499 YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST QUIT BEING A ROOM PARENT? 310 00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:09,805 YOU DON'T QUIT, HOBBS! 311 00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,328 WE HAVE A BAKE SALE TO PUT ON! 312 00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:15,115 DIAL IT BACK, MIRIAM. 313 00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:18,161 - 'COURSE THERE IS ONE WAY OUT. - YEAH? 314 00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:20,468 YOU COULD FIND YOUR OWN REPLACEMENT. 315 00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:21,991 MY REPLACEMENT? ARE YOU KIDDING? 316 00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:24,211 THESE PEOPLE WON'T EVEN BAKE CUPCAKES! 317 00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:27,214 WELL, THEN I GUESS YOU BETTER PUT YOUR LANYARD BACK ON. 318 00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:38,225 YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE, ROOM MOM. 319 00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:48,104 JUST PLAY IT COOL, ELLIOT. 320 00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:50,585 HE'S COMING THIS WAY. 321 00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:53,283 REMEMBER, EMILY SAID ANSWER QUESTIONS WITH QUESTIONS. 322 00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:56,678 HEY...NEWBIES. 323 00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:59,072 WHERE'S YOUR FRIEND? 324 00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:02,989 UH, WHERE'S {\an8}YOUR FRIEND? 325 00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:07,689 OKAY. 326 00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:09,473 YOU WIN THIS ROUND. 327 00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:15,088 BUT THIS ISN'T OVER. 328 00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:16,132 IT WORKED! 329 00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:20,658 LET'S TELL JOE. 330 00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:21,703 I HEARD. 331 00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:35,412 WORD ON THE PLAYGROUND IS YOUR PIES ARE $25. 332 00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:38,502 LITTLE PRICEY, AREN'T THEY? 333 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,852 IT MIGHT SEEM THAT WAY, CHARLOTTE, BUT... 334 00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:44,639 YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY SIGN YET. 335 00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:47,033 WHAT DO YOU THINK NOW? 336 00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:48,121 I DON'T KNOW. 337 00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:49,383 I CAN'T READ. 338 00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:51,820 IT SAYS, "BUY A PIE, THROW A PIE." 339 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:56,651 OH, THIS HAS DISASTER WRITTEN ALL OVER IT. 340 00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:58,609 THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO WAY 341 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:02,526 ANYONE'S GONNA SPEND 25 BUCKS-- 342 00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:05,268 BEST $25 I EVER SPENT. 343 00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:07,140 WHOO! HA-HA! 344 00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,098 OH, IT'S ON! 345 00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:12,275 YEAH. 346 00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:18,890 OKAY. 347 00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:32,904 STOP IT! 348 00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:35,516 STOP THIS MAYHEM! 349 00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:36,604 MR. HOBBS! 350 00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:38,693 WOULD YOU CARE TO EXPLAIN THIS? 351 00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:44,307 I'D BE HAPPY TO. 352 00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:46,179 MR. HOBBS. 353 00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:50,444 YOU ARE THE WORST ROOM PARENT... 354 00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:52,489 EVER! 355 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:55,884 GUILTY. 356 00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:04,893 HELLO, JANITOR MOSEY. 357 00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:09,680 WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE JANITOR? 358 00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:11,334 THANKS TO BUDGET CUTS, 359 00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:12,857 THE JANITOR DOESN'T WORK ON THURSDAYS, 360 00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:17,993 SO I BORROWED HIS BROOM. 361 00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,691 SO EMILY HOBBS IS YOUR SISTER, HUH? 362 00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:22,780 MY SISTER? HA, GOOD ONE. 363 00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:24,347 NO WAY I'M RELATED TO HER. 364 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,219 LEAVE MY BROTHER ALONE. 365 00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:28,743 I SWEAR, I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS MY SISTER. 366 00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:30,310 IT'S OKAY, JOE. 367 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,834 YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COOL PICKING ON A NEW KID? 368 00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:34,009 SCARING HIM INTO SNEAKING AROUND THE HALLS 369 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,532 AND HIDING IN HIS LOCKER? 370 00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:36,533 WHAT, YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? 371 00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:38,753 EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT THAT. 372 00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:40,885 YOU GOT THIS ALL WRONG. 373 00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:42,757 I-I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO HIM. 374 00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:44,063 YOU JUST WANTED TO TALK? 375 00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:45,412 YOU'RE PATHETIC! 376 00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:46,935 THINK YOU'RE SO TOUGH, 377 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,242 PICKING ON AN INNOCENT, WEAK, DEFENSELESS-- 378 00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:50,547 NOT TO MENTION CLUELESS-- 379 00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:51,635 EMILY, HE GETS IT. 380 00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:54,029 WELL, NOW YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL 381 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,422 WITH JOE HOBBS' BIG SISTER. 382 00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:58,381 AND WHEN I'M DONE TEARING YOU APART, GREGGY-BOY, 383 00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:00,949 YOU'RE GONNA WANNA HIDE YOURSELF IN A LOCKER! 384 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,429 SO IF YOU WANNA TALK... 385 00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:03,430 TALK TO ME INSTEAD! 386 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:06,215 OR DO YOU NOT HAVE THE BISCUITS? 387 00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:07,782 OKAY. 388 00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:11,264 UM, I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT YOU. 389 00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:14,484 I'VE HAD A CRUSH ON YOU FOR TWO YEARS NOW. 390 00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:16,007 WHEN I HEARD YOU HAD A BROTHER IN THE SCHOOL, 391 00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:18,227 I FIGURED HE'D BE MY WAY IN. 392 00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:19,837 REALLY? 393 00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:21,796 YOU'VE HAD A CRUSH ON ME? 394 00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,102 NO, NOT ANYMORE. 395 00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:25,930 YOU ARE SERIOUSLY SCARY. 396 00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:27,106 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 397 00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:29,456 SOMEBODY BARFED IN THE CAFETERIA. 398 00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:34,591 I HAD TO BORROW THIS UNIFORM ON FISH TACO DAY! 399 00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,115 WOW. 400 00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:38,726 THAT TOOK AN UNEXPECTED TURN. 401 00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:40,075 THANKS FOR HAVING MY BACK, EMILY. 402 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,556 YOU'RE WELCOME. 403 00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:45,385 BUT, REMEMBER, IT'S IDA. 404 00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:48,214 SORRY, STRANGE PERSON I HAVE NEVER MET BEFORE. 405 00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:02,706 I THOUGHT I'D STOP BY TO GET A COUPLE OF THINGS 406 00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:07,537 TO TAKE BACK TO THE SET, BUT-- WOW! 407 00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:09,322 WHAT HAPPENED? 408 00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:12,368 WELL, UH, FOR STARTERS, I GOT FIRED. 409 00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:15,458 SEEMS YOUR HUSBAND HAS REALLY DONE IT. 410 00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:18,157 WELL, IT'S OBVIOUS HE'S NOT, UH, REALLY CUT OUT 411 00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:19,332 FOR THIS SORT OF THING. 412 00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:21,551 NO, I MEAN HE'S REALLY DONE IT! 413 00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:23,771 BROKEN THE RECORD FOR THE MOST MONEY RAISED 414 00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:25,294 BY A KICK-OFF BAKE SALE. 415 00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:26,643 SERIOUSLY? 416 00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:28,732 YOUR PLAN WAS INGENIOUS! 417 00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:30,386 SERIOUSLY? 418 00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:33,650 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOT FIRED AFTER ALL. 419 00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:35,174 SERIOUSLY? 420 00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:37,219 BUT IT IS-- IT IS QUITE APPARENT 421 00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:40,179 THAT YOU DON'T REALLY WANT THIS POSITION. 422 00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:43,965 SO IN APPRECIATION OF YOUR, UH, SUCCESS, 423 00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:46,620 I'M PREPARED TO RELEASE YOU. 424 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:47,925 OH! 425 00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:49,579 OH, YES! BLESS YOU. 426 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,015 THANK YOU! 427 00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:52,887 OH, NO, THANK YOU. 428 00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:55,977 COME ON, MIRIAM, LET'S GO COUNT OUR CASH AGAIN. 429 00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:58,240 DADDY, THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN. 430 00:19:58,371 --> 00:19:59,763 EVEN CHARLOTTE SAID 431 00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:02,549 YOU'RE THE BEST ROOM PARENT SHE'S EVER SEEN. 432 00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:03,898 SHE DID? 433 00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:07,031 DON'T GET CRAZY, I'VE ONLY SEEN TWO. 434 00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:11,558 I'M REALLY GLAD THAT YOU'RE A ROOM PARENT. 435 00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:13,777 NOW I HAVE MY TWO BEST FRIENDS IN CLASS WITH ME. 436 00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:17,999 OH. 437 00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:23,134 THANK YOU, SWEETHEART. 438 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:27,791 WELL, I GUESS I CAN GIVE UP MY FREEDOM 439 00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:30,185 A LITTLE WHILE LONGER FOR THAT BEAUTIFUL LITTLE GIRL. 440 00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:31,795 MM. 441 00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:34,624 SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE PLANNED FOR THE CARNIVAL NEXT MONTH? 442 00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:37,018 WHAT? 443 00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:38,846 CARNIVAL? 444 00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:42,371 SERIOUSLY? 30005

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